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Opinion In A Haystack: REPO MEN

Posted Friday, March 19th, 2010 at 1:21am

Bob Rose once ate a circus clown just to say that it “tasted funny”. After retiring from comedy, he then reviewed REPO MEN…

Opinion In A Haystack: ALICE IN WONDERLAND

Posted Friday, March 5th, 2010 at 3:26am

Bob Rose gives a short review of Tim Burton’s ALICE IN WONDERLAND right before remodeling his kitchen (The kitchen project will not be discussed)…

Trailer Park: Life, The Universe, & an Oscar Ode

Posted Friday, March 5th, 2010 at 1:47am

Christopher Stipp is back to review the film WE LIVE IN PUBLIC, TELL THEM ANYTHING YOU WANT, THE UNIVERSE – Season 4, and lets Ray Schillaci ramble about the Oscars…

Wonderful World of Talkies: Tenacious D & Friends Stand With Haiti

Posted Friday, February 19th, 2010 at 2:29am

Matt Cohen takes in Tenacious D’s star-studded Haiti benefit, featuring the likes of Patton Oswalt, Will Ferrell, Maya Rudolph, Russell Brand, and more…

Opinion In A Haystack: SHUTTER ISLAND

Posted Friday, February 19th, 2010 at 1:09am

Bob Rose reviews the new Martin Scorsese film, then builds an ice cream mountain and doesn’t write about it…

Trailer Park: TERRIBLY HAPPY, $9.99, DEAD SNOW and BRAVE NEW FILMS 5th ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION

Posted Friday, February 19th, 2010 at 0:26am

Christopher Stipp reviews the import TERRIBLY HAPPY and looks at DVD releases for $9.99, DEAD SNOW and the BRAVE NEW FILMS 5th ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION…

Trailer Park: THE WOLFMAN and VALENTINE’S DAY

Posted Friday, February 12th, 2010 at 2:26am

Christopher Stipp gives away some Couples Retreat DVDs and then reviews VALENTINE’S DAY and THE WOLFMAN, one of which tells the story of a man who goes on a feral rampage while the other tells a story where you wish a man would…

The Wonderful World of Talkies: Pee Wee Herman & Broken Lizard

Posted Sunday, February 7th, 2010 at 18:03pm

Matt Cohen takes in the stage revival of THE PEE WEE HERMAN SHOW and BROKEN LIZARD LIVE. Did he love ’em or hate ’em? Take a gander to find out…

Trailer Park: The Wolfman Cometh

Posted Friday, January 29th, 2010 at 9:31am

Christopher Stipp jam packs this week’s column with reviews of WWII IN HD, SMALL WONDER: SEASON ONE, PONTYPOOL, THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL and, in anticipation of next month’s THE WOLFMAN, an essay about the evolution of cinema’s greatest lupine…

Soapbox: So, AVATAR…

Posted Thursday, January 21st, 2010 at 2:55am

Jacob Michael takes a look at James Cameron’s massive undertaking and comes away with quite a few questions, even though he thinks the pictures are quite pretty…

Opinion In A Haystack: THE LOVELY BONES

Posted Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 at 2:04am

Bob Rose reviews Peter Jackson’s THE LOVELY BONES for Twitter fans, followed by a review for “normal” people…

Opinion In A Haystack: Looking At AVATAR

Posted Friday, December 18th, 2009 at 2:56am

Bob Rose takes a look at James Cameron’s AVATAR, its criticisms, and its triumphs…

Opinion In A Haystack: Buck Shots Round 3 & THE ROAD Review

Posted Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 at 5:52am

Bob Rose discusses THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND TIME for BUCK SHOTS: ROUND 3, and gives a short review of THE ROAD…

Nocturnal Admissions: 2012 versus THE BOX

Posted Monday, November 23rd, 2009 at 6:47am

D. K. Holm compares and contrasts two recent apocalyptic films, 2012 and THE BOX…

Opinion In A Haystack: THE FOURTH KIND

Posted Thursday, November 5th, 2009 at 5:50am

Bob Rose reviews THE FOURTH KIND, prior to eating a chicken sandwich…

Nocturnal Admissions: Movie Review – ZOMBIELAND

Posted Monday, October 12th, 2009 at 4:46am

D. K. Holm celebrates the new horror comedy ZOMBIELAND…

Nocturnal Admissions: Movie Review – WHITEOUT and JENNIFER’S BODY

Posted Thursday, September 24th, 2009 at 2:12am

D. K. Holm compares and contrasts two recent suspense films, WHITEOUT and JENNIFER’S BODY…

Opinion In A Haystack: ZOMBIELAND

Posted Sunday, September 20th, 2009 at 22:03pm

Bob Rose refuses to title his review BOB VISITS ZOMBIELAND, because that’s just too lazy, even for him…

Nocturnal Admissions: Movie Review – ANTICHRIST

Posted Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 at 2:45am

D. K. Holm wrestles with the malignant spirit of nature that plagues Lars von Trier’s controversial new film ANTICHRIST…

Nocturnal Admissions: Movie Review – WORLD’S GREATEST DAD

Posted Monday, August 24th, 2009 at 4:01am

D. K. Holm ponders the mysteries of Bobcat Goldthwait’s WORLD’S GREATEST DAD…

Nocturnal Admissions: Orphan – Probably the Best Movie You Haven’t Bothered to See Yet, Thanks to the Critics

Posted Monday, August 17th, 2009 at 0:30am

D. K. Holm takes a look at the inconceivably trashed thriller ORPHAN…

The Greatest Movie Blog Of All Time: The Time Traveler’s Wife & RIP Mr. Hughes

Posted Friday, August 14th, 2009 at 3:51am

Brett Deacon tells you wahat he thinks of THE TIME TRAVELER’S WIFE before remembering the late, great John Hughes…

Trailer Park: DISTRICT 9 and THE GOODS: LIVE HARD. SELL HARD.

Posted Friday, August 14th, 2009 at 3:34am

Christopher Stipp begs, pleads with you, not to see THE GOODS: LIVE HARD, SELL HARD but implores you to check out, and patronize, DISTRICT 9…

Trailer Park: (500) DAYS OF SUMMER and a $50,000 Gift Card

Posted Monday, July 27th, 2009 at 2:29am

Christopher Stipp pleads one more time for votes as a finalist in the McCafe Your Day contest and pays for your support while also doling out a (500) DAYS OF SUMMER review and Comic-Con 09 update…

Trailer Park: $50,000 For Me And 15 Movies For You.

Posted Friday, July 17th, 2009 at 1:36am

Christopher Stipp is giving away movies for a sweepstakes/lottery/promotion unlike no other in the hopes of landing a $50,000 prize from McDonald’s’ McCafe Your Day contest. Oh, he’s also going to the Comic-Con and has some words from Ray Schillaci regarding THE HURT LOCKER. ..