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May 31, 2010

Hands Down #6

Filed under: Comic Strips,Hands Down — Tags: , , , , — Aaron @ 5:11 am

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Welcome to Hands Down, FRED’s own look into the world of the folks that frequent this sordid world of geekery. Follow Aaron, Brian and Colin (and a menagerie on the way) as they traverse the light fantastic or some such nonsense… What? It’s an online fortnightly comic strip, what kind of description did you expect?

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Written by Aaron Poole. Art by John Merker & J.K. Hulon. Copyright 2010.

FREDagator: 2010-05-31

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In support of Comic Relief for Red Nose Net, I chatted with Misery Bear. Have a look & donate at Red Nose Net

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May 30, 2010

Essential Sounds (2010/05/30)

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Essential Sounds (2010/05/30)

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Aloha one and all welcome back to another edition of Essential Sounds, as always I am your human satellite for all things musical and once again I come bearing gifts. But before we move on to this week’s treats its come to my attention that we are all but at the bitter end of May and my first month with Essential sounds and FRED Entertainment. I have loved every minute of my time here and I’m extremely grateful for having you wonderful people on board. So enough of the sentimental stuff let’s move onwards and upwards and heres hoping June proves just as fruitful as May.

1. “How I Got Over” by The Roots

If you’re unfamiliar with the wonderful work of The Roots, “How I Got Over” is an excellent introduction to this truly versatile hip hop troop from Philly. On a instrumental tip the track is held together like glue by the ever funky drumming from iconic sticks man ?uestlove. However the beautiful blend of soulful keys and smokey vocals gives “How I Got Over” it’s gloss. Of course no Roots song is complete without an on point flow from Black Thought who is easily one of the strongest and most consistent MCs to ever plug in a mic. Despite being veterans of the game now, The Roots are still bringing fresh goods to the table which in a market oversaturated with rotten apples can only be considered a blessing.

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2. “Flashover” by Klaxons

Since gaining critical and commercial acclaim after their 2007 Mercury Music Prize win the nu-rave trio have worked their socks off on new material only to scrap it and start all over again. Three years after their debut and debunked rumours of a Dr Dre collaboration Klaxons are back with “Flashover” the first single from an as yet untitled sophomore album. The first thing you might notice about Flashover is that it manages to come across as somewhat familiar yet the slightest changes in sound seem to have the biggest impact. The leftfield lyrical structure steeped in mystic mythology and the Gregorian monk like vocal hooks are back but they’re mixed in with a rougher dirtier sound throughout. This not only gives “Flashover” an edgier sound but provides a wonderful juxtaposition in sound when placed next to blissful digital meltdown and staccato piano section we encounter in the final act. If this is a sign of things to come then I believe good things are coming our way.

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3. “ADD SUV (Armand Van Helden Vocal Mix)” by Uffie feat Pharrell

Ever wondered where Lady Gaga might have got her “original” style from? Well excluding Madonna, Grace Jones, Peaches and David Bowie of course, take a look or rather a listen to France’s alternative Goddess, Uffie, and you’ll find it’s pretty much a no brainer that Uff has had a significant influence in spawning the “Fame Monster”. But I’m not here to follow the band wagon I’m here to deliver this musical gem and drop it in your ears. This reworking of Uffie’s first single from forthcoming album Sex Dreams And Denim Jeans keeps the funky vocoded vocals and killer verse from Pharell Williams it also in true AVH style adds one hell of a funky guitar riff. Working his magic on Uffie’s tounge cheek look at Hip Hop consumerism Armand Van Helden takes an already solid song and gives it a burst of disco dance ability which is simply undeniable. Listen to it and try your best not to dance, I double dare you!

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4. “Silence” by Camo & Krooked feat Nina

This week in Essential Sounds were breaking new ground, our fourth pick is from drum ‘n’ bass/dubstep duo Camo & Krooked. Despite being very familiar with the former I must admit that I am quite the novice when it comes to the valued art of dubstep. I know a little bit but this little grasshopper still has a lot to learn. However if anything “Silence” only makes me want to dig deeper into this particular sub genre. With atmospheric thunder storm and rainy ambience combined with a sincere and emotional vocal delivery from guest star Nina Silence is one part beautiful melancholy yet this is balanced out by the warm sub bass and rolling drum patterns which give the track an almost uplifting appeal. But the well crafted contrasts don’t end there, despite revelling in the fresh sounding dubstep instrumentation the vocal performance seems to channel the spirit of early 90’s dance anthems. A truly post modern wonder if there ever was one.

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5. “Month of May” by Arcade Fire

If like me the inclusion of “Wake Up” on last year’s trailer to Where The Wild Things Are wetted your appetite for all things Arcade Fire again then fear not as this week saw the return of the Canadian natives and their eclectic stylings. “Month of May” is really quite a different sound to their previous material right from the start we can hear how its full of get up and go. The straight up ensemble of guitars, bass and drums is not only reminiscent of rock ‘n’ roll as it used to be but it also gives Arcade Fire their sexiest song to date. This comes courtesy of the booty shaking groove forged by the songs solid rhythm section. Some die hard fans might not fully appreciate the new direction but to me it shows an already inventive band taking a further step into musical progression.

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FREDagator: 2010-05-30

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May 29, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-05-29

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Recent events give whole new meaning to the premise of The Gary Coleman Show…

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May 28, 2010

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #149: Golden Soles

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #149: Golden Soles – Ken & Dana return, as Dana gets a new pair of fly footwear. Word.

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Weekend Shopping Guide 5/28/10: When Penguins Fly

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

While the first volume could be a bit rough going, as the strip was still finding its footing and voice, Bloom County: The Complete Library Volume 2 (IDW, $39.99 SRP) is Berke Breathed really hitting his stride and crafting the comic that a generation (including me) fell in love with. Combining gut-level comedy with brilliant satire, its absence from the landscape is still a loss, but I encourage everyone to pick this up and re-live the good times.

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It may seem a bit pricey, but considering what a real pain it can be to keep monitors and TV screen clean and dust-free, finding a solid product that quickly and effectively does that cleaning with no fuss certainly makes the cost worthwhile. So what is this great product? The TV Clean Electronics Duster ($59.99). Essentially, it’s a spiffy lint roller for your gear.

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Forged in the fire of the Writers Strike of 2008, released on the internet to rabid fan acclaim, and long available on that selfsame net, you can now get Joss Whedon’s online musical, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog (New Video, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.95 SRP) in high definition. Bonus features include a musical studio commentary, a standard commentary, making-of featurettes, and Evil League Of Evil application videos.

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It’s an uneven affair, but Mystery Team (Lionsgate, Rated R, DVD-$27.98 SRP) – about a trio of high school seniors still lodged in their childhood fantasy as white bread investigators suddenly in the deep end of a murder mystery – is still smart enough to be a worthwhile watch. It certainly makes me interested to see what else Derrick Comedy – the troupe behind the flick – have to offer in the future. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, a comedy short, and a gag reel.

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New to Blu-Ray from the fine folks at Criterion is By Brakhage: An Anthology – Volumes One and Two (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.95 SRP), whose 3 discs contain a collection of the often bizarre, but always fascinating, experimental short films by Stan Brakhage. By tinkering with exposure, painting, editing, and more, Brakhage presaged much of what we see in advertising (and even MTV) today. Bonus materials include video encounters with Brakhage, audio remarks, a video interview, a short film by his wife, footage from his Sunday salons at the University of Colorado, audio recordings of his lectures, and an essay-filled booklet.

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It’s nice to see that IDW is continuing to give love to John Byrne’s creator-owned venture all these years later with the 2nd volume of their Next Men Premiere Edition (IDW, $50.00 SRP) – a deluxe, oversized, hardcover presentation of issues 11-20, including the Mark IV back-up features. Definitely a must have addition to any true comics fan’s library.

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It’s big 50’s filmmaking at its finest, it contains one of the most memorable sequences ever set to film, and I’m delighted that Spartacus (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) has made its way to high definition that ports over all of the special features of the standard special edition from a few years back – including featurettes, archival interviews, newsreels, deleted scenes, and galleries.

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Admittedly, it’s squirm-inducing car wreck TV, but I can’t help but be riveted by Hoarders (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP), which looks at – and ostensibly helps – those who compulsively, and detrimentally, retain everything from magazines to trash. The 2-disc 1st season set also contains additional footage.

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Long one of those classic shows that has been absent on DVD, the complete first season of The Virginian (Timeless Media Group, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP) is now available in full color, fully restored. With a guest list that includes the likes of Bette Davis, Lee Marvin, George C. Scott, Robert Duvall, Ricardo Montalban, and more, TV’s very first western is worth a look-see. The 10-disc set contains all 3 episodes, plus a bonus disc with exclusive cast interviews.

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If you’ve been ensnared by the bayou vampire drama True Blood (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), then you’ll probably be snapping up the complete second season, as a new threat to the sleepy southern town of Bon temps rears its ugly head. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, and a special edition of the Vampire News.

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The modern day Robin Hoods of Leverage (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) return in a second season that finds them without a base of operations and within even bigger greedy prey in the offing – everything from Ponzi schemers to a rival crew of thieves. The 4-disc set contains all 15 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, a spoof video, and a gag reel.

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Made for the UK’s ITV, both The Glory Boys & The Contract – available together in a box set (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) – are true relics of the cold war era, with a cast list that includes the likes of Rod Steiger, Joanna Lumley, and Anthony Perkins. They’re both worth a spin.

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Oh yes. It’s that time again. Are you ready for it? Are you sure? Because you have to make sure you’re ready for a new David Cross comedy special, and David Cross: Bigger And Blackerer (SubPop, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) is a fitting follow-up to his two previous releases. To describe the material is to ruin the surprise. Just get it.

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Wil Wheaton brings his evil, evil presence to the 3rd season of The Guild (New Video, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP) as the leader of a rival group of gamers know as the Axis Of Anarchy, which face off against a Guild left in tatters after the party that ended season 2. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, music videos, featurettes, interviews, gag reels, and more.

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For anyone interested in exploring the origins of the amateur literary jam session that is The Bible, take a look at the impressively researched documentary series Testament (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), which explores the writing, revisions, translations, and misinterpretations of the tome.

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The History Channel packages profiles of history’s most naughty rulers in the 2-disc Ancients Behaving Badly (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP), featuring Caligula, Alexander The Great, Julius Caesar, Attila The Hun, Hannibal, Cleopatra, Ghengis Khan, and Nero.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Party Favors: Not The Fonz

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winklerMILWAUKEE – Henry Winkler is not the Fonz.

He played the coolest guy on Happy Days for eleven seasons. But he doesn’t wear a leather jacket, ride a motorcycle or fix things by bumping them with his elbow. He’s not even Italian. He’s got a life that has gone beyond the Fonz. There’s probably a generation that knows him better for Adam Sandler movies and Arrested Development. On a May evening at the Quail Ridge bookstore in Raleigh, there is a group of kids under 12 years old that know him as the author of the Hank Zipzer books (along with co-writer Lin Oliver).

Many stars of the ’70s sell their tawdry memoirs of behind the scenes perversions. Winkler created a young adult book series that taps into grade school life instead of the action in Arnold’s bathroom. We’ll have to wait for lurid tales of the Hooper triplets. During the talk before the book signing, he admits to being Hank Zipzer. A while ago someone suggested he write about a dyslexic school kid. He scoffed at the idea at the time. How could he be an author? However he realized that his struggles and success in education could help others. He was able to overcome his issues to not only graduate high school, but eventually earn an MFA from Yale’s drama school. He also had an attitude change which he summed up by saying, “If you will it, it is not a dream.”

When the idea of him writing books for young adults was brought up again, he decided to will it. He met with Lin Oliver and the character of Hank Zipzer, The World’s Greatest Underachiever became a reality. Winkler’s talk to the audience was aimed mainly at the kids in the audience. He discussed his marriage that has lasted three decades and their three children. He read the first chapter from A Brand-New Me! – the 17th and final Hank Zipzer novel. This is the end of Hank’s career in elementary school except he might not graduate to middle school. Winkler had the kids mesmerized as he assumed the voice of a distracted child.

Originally I was planning on taping Winkler’s talk so I could stick it up on yoututbe for my cousin in Afghanistan to enjoy. We grew up watching Happy Days – at least until the gang entered college. I felt bad that he wouldn’t get to hang out with the Fonz. Right before the program was to start, the announced that people could take photos, but Winkler didn’t want his talk videotaped. Turns out Winkler’s got a set introduction speech for his book tour. This was reflected during the Q&A when a little kid pointed out how he’d said the same stuff on youtube.

Before I could stick the camera back in the car, a bookstore employee told me that they had mentioned to Henry how I wanted to videotape the event for my cousin stuck in a warzone. While Henry still didn’t want me taping his speech, he promised to tape a special message for my cousin.

While normally I’d consider this a private message, I sense that Winkler’s message should go out to all the folks who enjoy this column that are currently stationed in Afghanistan and Iraq. So please enjoy:

He might not be the Fonz, but Henry Winkler is cool.

COMING THIS FALL

Ice Cube Time Machine will be this fall’s most outrageous comedy. The movie starts in 1989 when rapper Ice Cube gets sucked into a motel’s ice machine. It transports him into 2010 where he quickly discovers what happened to him. At first he’s blown away at his 21st Century lavish lifestyle. He’s got cars, mansions and the world on his cellphone. But he quickly learns the price of success. No longer is he feared by America. He’s now considered America’s Least Threatening Black Man. Morgan Freeman and Cuba Gooding Jr instill more fear in middle America than the star of Are We There Yet?

The saddest moment is when Ice Cube gets pulled over by a cop who only wants an autograph….for his grandmother. So much for Amerikkka’s Most Wanted. Ice Cube sits by the side of the road crying his eyes out knowing that old white ladies consider him comic relief like a black Larry the Cable Guy. The big ending has Ice Cube sucked back into a time vortex where he appears at Easy E’s deathbed. He begs Easy E to cap his ass so he can die like a gangsta. Easy’s final breath informs his old NWA cohort that he can’t deny old white ladies their precious new Bill Cosby. Ice Cube cries like a baby knowing that he’s doomed to a fate of being more socially acceptable than Vanilla Ice.

Remember that you can watch Ice Cube push his inoffensive persona on TBS this summer. And to think I drank St. Ides Malt Liquor based on his endorsement.

DRAW THE LINE

I’ve been told that you have to choose – You either live on Sesame Street or exist on Elmo’s World. The war is coming. Muppet fur will burn.

THE SMELL

Kevin James is Chris Farley’s rotting corpse in Grown Ups. Why didn’t Adam Sandler just spring to create a CGI Chris for the movie? Kevin James could still be in the film except he’d be covered in ping pong balls.

FATES WORSE THAN CHUCKLEHUT

In the wee hours, there was the most disturbing show on the sat TV. Rich Hall, Victoria Jackson and Dom Irrera were holding comedy court on what appeared to be a cruise ship. This was probably more frightening for the vacationers than a visit from Somali pirates. Was this really entertainment or community service? They must have been the comic relief between rounds of cockfighting.

WHAT MOVIE?

It’s not summer until I go out to the Raleigh Road Outdoor Theater in Henderson, NC to take in the joys of drive in cinema. This year’s opening title was Iron Man 2. Or was it? I enjoyed seeing Robert Downey Jr and Mickey Rourke smashing each other. But it seemed that half of the stupid movie was wasted on pimping The Avengers movie that’s coming out in a few years. It’s like watching Monday Night Raw when all they do is pimp an upcoming pay-per-view match. Except the difference is I already paid to view Iron Man 2. Note to filmmakers that expect me to pay for admission – don’t keep telling me about the film I’m not watching.

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Now that Lost is over, where will the kids go to be completely confused about time? The best substitute is a visit to the DMV.

HORSE’S MOUTH

Among my strangest of viewing passions is anything featuring talking animals (not including CGI). You get a real animal to move their lips, I’m glued. Thus I’m thrilled to see Mister Ed: The Complete Third Season is out. Mister Ed is a talking horse who isn’t reincarnated or a mad scientist’s project. He’s just got a working mouth and plenty of horse sense to spare. He lives in Wilbur’s office in a residential neighborhood. The season opens with “Ed Gets Amnesia.” The horse can’t remember Wilbur or who he is. His only hope lays in the genius of Richard Deacon (Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy). “Ed the Pilgrim” should be required viewing after the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Ed explains to Wilbur that a horse saved the pilgrims. “Big Pine Lodge” turns a ski vacation into a crooked card game. It’s up to Ed to help Wilbur out cheat the cheaters by posing as a mounted head on the wall. Mister Ed: The Complete Third Season is the perfect relief to TV political pundit who wish they were as smart as a talking horse. Only two and a half more seasons to go. Here’s a glimpse of Mister Ed in action for those who’ve never seen a talking horse.

BLU-RAY HEAVEN

Showgirls: 15th Anniversary Sinsational Edition brings the dazzling glory to 1080p Blu-ray and DVD. Like a good bi-sexual stripper, you won’t have to choose your format. It hasn’t looked this beautiful since the theatrical release (and I was in the multiplex for the first matinee to absorb all the Paul Verhoeven’s love. The story is semi-simple as Elizabeth Berkley arrives in Las Vegas with dreams of being a showgirl. Her career path takes her to a slimy strip club run by the equally slimy Robert Davi. Ultimately a lap dance for Gina Gershon leads to an invitation to the big showroom at a major casino. But things get more cut throat and bloody than a pirate movie. Most people treat this movie as camp, but that’s because they don’t watch it right. Switch the audio to the French language track and put on the English subtitles. Now sit back and be amazed at a film about the human condition that could have won Cannes and the Best Foreign Language Oscar. There are bonus features including “Pole Dancing: Finding Your Inner Stripper,” “Lap Dance Tutorial Featuring the World-Famous Girls of Scores,” “The Greatest Movie Ever Made” – A Commentary by David Schmader,” “Showgirls Fact-Up Trivia” and “A Showgirls Diary.” Now you can finally hear Caesar sing in High Definition.

DVD SHELF

Elvis 75th Birthday Collection brings together 7 of the Elvis Presley’s movies so you can make your summer a non-stop party. The titles include Clambake, Flaming Star, Follow That Dream, Frankie and Johnny, Kid Galahad, Love Me Tender and Wild in the Country. You get the first of his big movies with Love Me Tender. He wasn’t supposed to be the star, but who could deny that he’s the reason why this film still gets shown. Does Richard Egan have the week of his death turned into national celebration? This boxset contains quite a few of Elvis’ more sincere films. He wasn’t going all mindless musical in Follow That Dream, Flaming Star and Wild In the Country. He gets to go a couple acting rounds with Charles Bronson (Death Wish) on Kid Galahad. Pay attention for Ed Asner’s supporting role in the DA’s office. Frankie and Johnny teams up the King with Donna Douglas (Beverly Hillbillies). He’s a gambler on a bad luck streak. But Elvis was never bad luck in Hollywood. The gem of the collection is Clambake. He’s a rich boy who swaps life’s with a schlub so he can pursue a career as a speed boat racer. “Hey, Hey, Hey” is the greatest song that uses a chemical name as a lyric. His sportscar and baseball jacket elevate this film to cult stardom. There once was a time when indie stations would give us Elvis week during the summer. Now you have a chance to give yourself that treat.

The Cinema Pride Collection is a gay film studies class in a boxset available exclusively from Amazon.com. The 10 DVDs include The Children’s Hour, La Cage Aux Folles, My Beautiful Laundrette, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert: The Extra Frills Edition, The Birdcage, Bent, The Object of My Affection, Boys Don’t Cry, Kissing Jessica Stein and Imagine Me & You. The films go from the tragic to the fabulous. La Cage Aux Folles was an amazing hit back in the ’70s about an uptight politician encountering his future son-in-law’s unique family. The kid’s dad runs a drag show and his “mother” is the star. The movie would eventually be remade in America as The Birdcage which is here. You can compare the French to Robin Williams. Boys Don’t Cry let Hilary Swank overcome the stigma of being the female Karate Kid. She has a romance with Chloe Sevigny (Big Love. This wouldn’t be too bad except the creepy locals think she’s really a guy. The most outrageous of the films is Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. This is my Raymond J. Regis award pick of the month. This is one of the few films were the costumes are almost as flaming as the characters as a trio of performers go cross country in Australia. Their outfits rightfully won the Oscar.

Flashpoint: The Second Season of the Canadian series that follows the Strategic Response Unit. It’s their version of SWAT except without the theme song. The crack team is lead by Sgt. Parker (Just Shoot Me‘s Enrico Colatoni). He comes off as rather intense for those who only remember him from being frustrated by David Spade. “Business As Usual” has them dealing with a CEO taken hostage. Turns out the guy was part of a mortgage scam. Must there really be a survivor? “Clean Hands” has them acting as police escort for a killer being transported back to Canada. Their biggest fear is the victim’s father deciding to put an end to the case “The Perfect Family” lets a couple attempt to reunite with the baby they put up for adoption. “Perfect Storm” is their high school geeks going after bullies episode. “Last Dance” has a woman with a terminal brain disease go on a crime spree since she doesn’t have to worry about the electric chair. For a peaceful country, Canada sure has people with violent issues. Flashpoint: The Second Season has 9 episodes spread over 2 DVDs.

MLB Bloopers: Baseball’s Best Blunders collects all those great goofy moments from the diamond. If you’re the person who enjoys the pranks and pratfall clips that get abused by sportscasters, you’ll be glued to this 90 minute special. All the good stuff is here including Jose Canseco assisting a homerun ball by taking it off his noggin. There’s even animal attack moments. Plenty of players get hit in the face with shaving cream pies after victories. Baseball players just loves being jokesters since they spend way too much time on the pine or waiting around in right field.

Reds Memories: The Greatest Moments In Cincinnati Reds History covers the love affair between the Queen City and baseball. The city did have the first pro team when the Red Stockings took the field. Turns out after two seasons, they moved to Boston thus starting that city’s association with Red Sox. That’s why the two cities claim true red stocking connections. The documentary really gets cranking with the Big Red Machine era of Pete Rose and Johnny Bench. They were an all-star team on the crummy astroturf of Riverfront Stadium. The plus is Pete Rose’s interviews don’t include him coming up with a new excuse for his gambling or begging to be put in the Hall of Fame. A bonus feature is Johnny Bench’s induction speech with Ted Williams in the front row.

May 27, 2010

Cabin Fever 95: Sparklepuss

Filed under: Cabin Fever — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 10:52 pm

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the FRED…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #95: Sparklepuss – Aaron and Brian have a quick chat about LOST, a short mention of Dio, and then a very long rant about TWILIGHT. Feel the hatred.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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Trailer Park: SEX AND THE CITY 2 and LOST

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Get Him To The Greek – Movie Pass Giveaway

get-him-to-the-greek-posterI am hoping this is the movie I need.

It’s almost June and I have yet to see a film that just wants to be funny. We’ve had countless blockbusters, animated films, chick flicks, but where has the comedy been? If MacGruber is any indication I know that a lot of people have stayed away from movies that only purport to be a fun romp. Here’s to wishing that the latest from Nicholas Stoller delivers on the idea that this will be the vehicle that properly channels Russell Brand’s unique comedic aesthetic.

For those living in Arizona I have a stack of passes to see Greek on Tuesday, June 1st at 7:00 p.m. at the Tempe Marketplace. If you want some just e-mail me at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll make it happen for those who act swiftly.

About the movie:

Aaron Greenberg (Hill) gets things done. The ambitious 23-year-old has exaggerated his way into a dream job just in time for a career-making assignment. His mission: Fly to London and escort a rock god to L.A.’s Greek Theatre for the first-stop on a $100-million tour. His warning: Turn your back on him at your own peril.

British rocker Aldous Snow (Brand) is both a brilliant musician and walking sex. Weary of yes men and piles of money, the former front man is searching for the meaning of life. But that doesn’t mean he can’t have a few orgies while he finds it. When he learns his true love is in California, Aldous makes it his quest to win her back”¦right before kick-starting his world domination.

As the countdown to the concert begins, one intern must navigate a minefield of London drug smuggles, New York City brawls and Vegas lap dances to deliver his charge safe and, sort of, sound. He may have to coax, lie to, enable and party with Aldous, but Aaron will get him to the Greek.

Sex and the City 2 – Review

sex_and_the_city_2_posterThere is nothing at stake for any of these characters.

It’s the moment when Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon) and Charlotte York (Kristin Davis) confide in one another about the trials of being a mother in Sex and the City 2 when it’s obvious this movie has absolutely no interest in being relevant. Once, this was a show that gave a voice to modern women who felt that they needed to have a program that showcased what it was really like to be a lady, post-feminism, in a world that still wanted to keep their musings to themselves.

Sex and the City, the television show, broke boundaries when it challenged the dominant male stranglehold on crass and crude depictions of sexuality. It was men who slept around, it’s was men who were always fumfering trying to find love, it was men who felt inadequate. The show was a fun examination that seemed to harness the many facets of the female psyche: the need to be glamorous, the pressure to succeed professionally, the ambitions to be socially accepted at any cost, the desire to be in control, sexually, regardless of age.

This film is amazing in that it completely fails to honor the values that made the series, and the first film for that matter, a wonderful hallmark for women everywhere to embrace as their own. They’d just as soon be better served to revisit their DVDs rather than to sit through this completely useless exercise which could be better classified as a throwaway curtain call that is obnoxiously too long, filled with monotonous and superfluous storylines that seem more interested in resurrecting characters than focusing on the ones in front of us, and is entirely ignorant of the irony that these women have now become an example of what happens when you put last year’s style up against what’s couture today. Anna Wintour, if she was being honest, would say this film has a style more suited to the tastes of those who find the fashion of Old Navy to be cutting edge.

The girls come together in this second entry for a film that shames Michael Patrick King’s earlier efforts as director/writer for SATC part 1, to say nothing of the work he did on the television show when it was on from 1998-2004. The crux, primarily, of this film is how Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) and Big (Chris Noth) are dealing with marriage two years in but the problems they have are so far removed from the Carrie we all knew in the series and the first film that it never occurs to anyone that hers is now a life devoid of restriction. Besides a genuinely painful, and horribly written, exchange early on in the film when a couple at a wedding talk to Carrie and Big about having children, the idea of what’s considered normal small talk is obviously lost on King, and the forced realization that these two older individuals have chosen a life without kids ought to be one of personal contentment. They should be satisfied in their decisions but King
makes it awkward for all of us when he has the couple who realize Carrie and Big don’t see parenthood as a part of their master plan recoil from admiration to abject shame. Whether King is obsessed with more important things like getting tight shots of men’s pouches donning Speedos and slo-mos of them disrobing throughout the film I couldn’t tell you but what I do know is that this story plays out like a ham fisted attempt to cash in on a franchise that no one with a big enough checkbook wants to see go away.

Rather, what we’re given really is an insult to the fans who have supported the idea that these women who are all demure and exciting in their own way are reduced to shells of their former selves, drifting though life doing nothing more than complaining about their pitiful existence. As it stands, however, these women just come off as haggard old also-rans who live lives of privilege.

Charlotte rants and bawls at one point about her tough time as a mother, never acknowledging her privileged life with a live-in nanny who whisks her kids away at the first sign of trouble. She comes off as a selfish witch who would be better served to have her money taken away for a while before being allowed to complain about her circumstances.

Samantha Jones, played by the always interesting Kim Cattrall, visits Abu Dhabi with her three girlfriends as the guest of a wealthy man but ends up trying to let her freak flag fly as high as it can go, completely disregarding custom and socially appropriate etiquette on multiple levels. Instead of harnessing that energy and making something interesting, King treats it as a chance to toss in one of the more obnoxiously half-baked storylines ever to be concocted. Hers is a character that ends up looking more pathetic and embarrassing than she does as the representative of labial empowerment. It’s also insulting to the women of that emirate who see the invading hoards of high fashion to be seen as women who are in the need of rescuing. Oddly, we’re clued in that some progressive women are challenging the norms but, later in the film, we’re forced into a moment that makes us feel like this isn’t good enough, that male domination cannot be allowed
to stand one minute longer. It wants it both ways in this film and it ends up making this mess even murkier to wade through.

Carrie, as well, doesn’t fare well here either. Watching the working girl struggle to find ways in order to feed her need for fashion accoutrements in the series, the plateau of which was seen in the first film when she married a man who was now in the position to let her get her fix until the day she died, was one of the reasons people tuned in. Hyper analyzing her marriage two years in not only reeks of a writer desperate to find a chink in a gorgeous piece of armor but it doesn’t make for a very good story. When the worst thing that besets this celluloid power couple, and the whole movie for that matter, is an unintended kiss, only for it to be remedied with a black diamond offered up by the offended party, it smacks of stupidity and laziness.

Alas, it is Miranda who ends up coming off as the most interesting of the four but even there is an issue with her arc as a character. Her quitting of a job that was built up as a device that could have lasted the entire film within the first ¼ of the film, only to be brought up at the very end of the picture, represented the totality of her growth. Used as merely window dressing to move the plodding, lumbering plot forward, there could not have been a worse way to treat someone who always represented something special in this band of sisters.

Ultimately, no one was safe from their mishandling at the hands of King. Unable to comprehend that this comedy of multiple errors should have ended or have been edited down a half hour or even 45 minutes to make this a true 90 minute comedy King had his own plan and, unfortunately, the movie feels like a monetary cash-in, a fiscal decision, that truly wants to give the audience what they want. The problem is, a trip to Abu Dhabi, a stolen kiss from Aiden, a two year itch, problems with a nanny, these all are irrelevant to the genuinely amusing lives these women once had.

They say that money doesn’t change you, that it only enhances the person you are. If that’s the case, and judging by what was on the screen, I don’t think I knew these women at all and I don’t think I want to anymore.

Josh Holloway – Interview

For many years I have held this interview as one of the best experiences I’ve had with an actor. Way back in 2005, months after the first season came to an end and lit a fire in the hearts of many who saw this as groundbreaking television I had the chance to talk to Josh an immediately jumped at the chance to talk to the guy, never minding that I was green as could be when it came to interviewing.

Lost was a program I sometimes wavered from in the middle years, the story just growing and bloating to epic proportions, but it got me back in the last couple of years. The ending, for me, was a semi-satisfying one and a wholly satisfying one with regard to giving Jack some closure. I wanted to do something novel and I thought back to when I talked to Josh after the first season was over, when Lost fever was high, and when he was feeling the love from fans at San Diego Comic-Con, the nexus point, really, where the love flowed all too freely.

I’ll miss Lost so here’s one for the road…An interview that I still remember clearly almost 5 years later.

Josh Holloway likes to smile.

It would be completely clichéd and People Magazine of me to state that, of course, he has a lot to smile about but that’s not what struck me when I made this observation about him. What made the time I spent with Josh so memorable was the absolute sense of openness that he engendered in the twenty five minutes I spent with him discussing his own trajectory as an actor as a lead in his very first major motion picture.

With every interview I’ve done there is always a little something I’ve built up about a celebrity, for a lack of a better word. It’s either I’ve seen their work and I secretly hope the interview is a little bit of them appeasing me with the questions I ask and a little bit of that charisma that so many of the “stars” people see on stage or screen seem to exude. I think there’s a lot of fan boy in me that I have to keep in check like it’s a caged animal that needs to be restrained but there’s also the inquisitive other half of me that wants to throw out the kinds of inquires some celebs have never been asked.

My goal, my only goal, with Josh was to not ask a damn thing about Lost, Season 2. I didn’t want to know anything about the show that he wasn’t going to volunteer. I didn’t care to ask anything about the meanings of his back story and what it meant to all that’s happened to him on the show, I didn’t give a rat’s ass about where he thinks his relationship with Kate’s going and I really didn’t want to know whether he and Sayid were going to have it out again this year. After listening to dozens of Entertainment Tonight, Extra and all sorts of other tabloids and radio interviewers speculate and fish for answers whenever they managed to corner one of the stars of Lost, one excruciating interview was one I heard with Naveen Andrews and even though Naveen’s role on the show and real life resume is one of the most interesting all the radio host could ask about was how he ended up with Barbara Hershey and what secrets he could let the world in on, I just realized how sad it was that the actors on this show were part of one of the biggest successes to hit the free air and all anyone could do was talk about the most meaningless thing they could think of.

So, if you’re looking to know what’s coming in season 2 of Lost, whether or not Sawyer is going to get it on with Freckles, what the hell is up with the polar bear and what seems to be his predilection for the George Michael 2-Day stubble look he’s rocking on his face week after week, you can stop reading right now and skip to next week where other celebs shamelessly gladly pimped their wares with me. This isn’t an act of pomposity on my part, I assure you. I think the dalliances of any Hollywood actor as I hear how their lives are so much better than mine are completely engrossing. I watch Cribs, I read Entertainment Weekly, I steal a peek at the National Enquirer; I’m shallow, I admit that. But what I didn’t want my short amount of time with Josh to be was everything that I eschewed about the press surrounding the show and I wanted to give you, the audience, a good look at the person behind one of the best played bad boys this side of the Pacific.

I wanted to actually talk to Josh. Have a real conversation with him. Find out more about where he’s come from, where he’s planning on going. I just hoped he wouldn’t have an attitude. It was a short list of hopes and aims, sure, but when I first stepped onto the brightly lit sundeck on a warm July afternoon in San Diego I was greeted with what I can only describe as a force that I can’t begin to genuinely describe because of its oddity. As soon as I was formally introduced Josh seemed genuinely pleased to meet me as I got a look at a smile I would be seeing a lot in the time I would be spending with him. Like a complete gentleman he, himself, introduced me to his wife who also seemed to be happy to meet me, a feat not too many strange women have ever accorded to me in a non-inebriated state. She was lovely. The two of them not only didn’t seem to mind when I asked to take their picture together but they seemed, as they stood next to each other, like a couple who honestly seemed happy to be with one another. If there ever was a Bizzaro world episode on Lost where Sawyer had to meet his doppelganger, I think I know who should play him.

All superlatives aside, there isn’t much more I can say about the man who has the left the greatest impression on me as an interviewer; even more than getting to talk to Stan Lee, even better than asking Natalie Portman a couple of questions face-to-face, Josh just seemed grateful for everything he’s been given. When you’re talking with him you just want to think that of all those people who you see struggling to make it in Hollywood you’re happy that someone like him is one of those who did. Josh likes to laugh, no question about it. His stories of struggling to give his career one last shot of everything he has are the kinds of things you’d want to listen to while having a beer with the guy at a party. He’s just plain interesting and engrossing as a subject while being one of the nicest strangers you ever could hope to meet.

Class act doesn’t begin to describe him. It embodies him.

joshCHRISTOPHER STIPP: So, how was it to walk on that stage and seeing all those people?

JOSH HOLLOWAY: That was exciting. That’s the reward of doing as well as we have. I’ve never done a convention. No one ever wanted me at one; it’s a little different. I find panels, though, to be a lot of fun.

I hope that I am answering the questions intelligently enough but I like the comedy of it. I like a panel for the banter with the fans. I love the energy. I’m having a blast.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: The Comic-Con crowds with their questions can sometimes be a little different. I am thinking of the person who asked you in the panel discussion about whether you like to swim in the nude.

(Josh laughs)

Did they warn you that “You know, there are probably going to be questions”¦”

HOLLOWAY: No, but I figured, and it’s so funny, because that’s been going around for a while. Just because when we first arrived in Hawaii everyone was like, “Look at our office! This is ridiculous.” Everyone was, and it wasn’t everyone, just the brave ones, it was that Hawaii inspired us and it was just like, “Let’s go swimming naked!” I haven’t skinny dipped in years and it felt good.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: In Ohau?

HOLLOWAY: Yeah, and it’s just amazing. My wife and I just bought a house there and so we’re really loving”¦melting into the Hawaiian culture and hope to be there a few more years.

I mean, it’s paradise; it’s the best place in the world to be working and just existing. You only work so much and you’ve got to live in the place. It’s better, than say, Siberia. There are much worse places you could be working.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Now, your movie WHISPER. Give me a quick synopsis. It’s your first real lead, right?

HOLLOWAY: Yes, yes, which is really nerve wracking, actually.

I’ve just gotten Sawyer, and I am developing that, and to take the step, to take a role and to do a movie is exciting and nerve wracking. The movie, WHISPER, basically is about a group of people who are really down on their luck, not being given a chance anymore, by society because of past records. The old story is that when you’re a convict you can’t get a job, no one will give you a second chance. So, what these people decide to do, essentially, is kidnap this kid for ransom. Aaaand, it goes badly. We get a lot more than we bargained for with this kid.

But what excited me about this role was that my character doesn’t want to do it. He’s trying to start a new life because he’s fallen in love and he wants to provide for his woman and start a new life, a good life, with this woman. Everything that motivates him is love when what he’s doing is horribly wrong and I liked the dichotomy of that. And the fact that the kid is supposed to be the innocent one and, when it flips, there is a beautiful transition there. That’s what excited me and made me say, “Wow, innocence is evil and evil is innocence.”

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I’m curious to know about your first day on the set of WHIPSER. I just think back to every first job I’ve had, regardless of what it was I was doing, and I remember how it emotionally felt to just try and get a footing, a handle on things. How was it for you?

HOLLOWAY: It was a whirlwind.

Because of scheduling, of course, they were pushing the movie, pushing the movie, they already started filming the movie, so I wrapped Lost and the very next day I am on set so there was no break in moving from one character to this one.

And it takes you a minute before you hit your stride. So, that first day is nerve wracking and, also, I am kind of used to having a family in Hawaii. I mean we’ve all become a family over the season. The comfort level of going to work and experiencing that”¦and then the first day of the movie is like you have to introduce yourself to all these new people and then having to feel the pressure of it being on that level, a movie. It’s awesome but you have to be ready and everyone is expecting. And I’m thinking to myself, “Oookay, I’ve got to deliver.” So, it’s the usual pre-game jitters but once the game starts, you’ve got no room for that. It all goes away.

It’s just what we put ourselves through before the game that’s torture.

And it was such an honor to work with Michael Rooker as he’s been in so many things: DAYS OF THUNDER, HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER and I have been watching him for years so it’s definitely an honor to have worked with him. And Stewart Hendler, a first time director, that was actually a nice bond because him and I were both awe struck by it all but then the balance to that was Dean Cundey, a masterful filmmaker. He did the original FOG, he did the original HALLOWEEN, THE THING, he was the orgininal DP on all of those. And of course he went on to win the Academy Award for APOLLO 13 but he wanted to come back and get his hands dirty and do a classic thriller/horror kind of movie and that’s what I loved about it and what he loves about it. It’s very simple. Not a lot of tricks. It’s kind of like your old school horror movie which is great.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: And those kinds of films are making a resurgence”¦

HOLLOWAY: Yes, they are.

I was glad to be making one that wasn’t gimmick, gimmick, gimmick, you know what I mean? This one really works on the original principals of horror movies and the unknown, and all that kind of stuff, a little bit of demonic stuff brought in there, a little DAMIEN kind of thing.

It’s good, It’s simple and it’s spooky.

CS: One of things I wanted to do before meeting you was to get an idea, professionally speaking, of the roles you did before landing Sawyer on Lost. One of the first things I saw was that you were billed as “Good Looking Guy” in an episode of Angel.

(Laughs for good reason)

josh2HOLLOWAY: That’s right!

My very first job was Good Looking Guy. That’s what they said as the description, I just thought it was funny. My next job I think I got was Bartender. It took me a while to get a name on my trailer.

So, you do what you do. I did seven indies. True indies with no money, guerella shooting. I did some television spots for Angel, Walker, Texas Ranger, CSI, a couple more.

But, those movies, doing those independents on that level, was such a great experience and growing time for me as an actor because the nature of it being a true indie, everyone’s disorganized, you’ve got 18 days to get this thing in the can, and it’s only so much money but you’re busting it, getting it done. But, in that, you’re allowed a great deal of creative freedom. Because people are like runnin’ and gunnin’ as they’re saying, “This isn’t making sense. Can you make it work?” Yeah, I can make that work. You’re able to work with the writers and you create as you go. It also taught me to think on my feet. It’s made me available for any twists that may come and that’s what really made it such a good experience. I also did a diverse type of characters. I did a comedy, two comedies. In one I played this bodybuilder who was this complete innocent guy that was being hit on by a homosexual man the whole time and he was just so happy just to have a friend and there was a lot that went on there. Then, I played the opposite of that where I played the Obi-Wan of sex, if you will. That was a lot of fun. I moved on to a western, a crazy, psycho guy, so I got to do a lot of stretching as an actor which I think has helped me a lot because I love character work.

I don’t just don’t get up and say, “I’ll just go be me.” I try and put me in every character and just blow that aspect up but I just don’t play an idea.

CS: I think that comes through because the character of Sawyer, to anyone who comes upon him, they know exactly what he means and where he’s coming from, the intensity of it all. It’s a character that’s been infused with a history.

HOLLOWAY: Yes!

And that’s what I love about this craft. For me, a lot of the things that I see in character work is an idea. You can tell when someone is playing an idea or if they’re emboding it and it’s so important to find that aspect within you, that’s truly you, and blow it up. That’s what makes it real.

(Josh turns his head quickly as his wife tries to sneak through his jeans to steal a cigarette. He starts to ask her what she needs before she puts a finger to her lips and points down to my recorder. Josh laughs anyway as the faux noises of passionate love embed themselves into my digital device; it is funny. She absconds with what she wants from Josh.)

CS: How long have you been married?

HOLLOWAY: Since October 1st.

CS: Congratulations.

HOLLOWAY: Thank you so much. 1 year. We’ve almost been together 7 now.

CS: Really?

HOLLOWAY: Long time.

She has seen me at my worst.

CS: I was just going to say that I heard something about real estate.

HOLLOWAY: Oh yes.

CS: Were you getting to the point where you were thinking about giving it all up?

HOLLOWAY: Again. I think that was the 3rd time the town broke me. But in 8 ½ years of busting it and constant rejection and getting close and never quite getting to work, to do the work you’ve been trained to do that’s in you. It just burns you up. And, yeah, right before I booked Lost I had just got my real estate license, I was making my exit again, and I had t have the conversation with my wife who was then my girlfriend, I hadn’t yet proposed, I just didn’t have anything I could bring. I couldn’t support her. It’s part of being a man I guess. My feeling was, “If I can’t provide anything then what am I doing?”

And that was it. I needed to move on in my life. Just for my soul I had to do something. So I went into real estate. I got my license, I got Lost and promptly filed it away.

(Laughs the kind of laugh only people who really do know what it’s like to no longer be indentured to a 9 to 5 existence.)

CS: Did you realize how big this job was going to be when you saw that J.J. Abrams was attached to it?

HOLLOWAY: Just because I had been beaten as bad as I did for 8 ½ years I knew, statistically, and knowing my past, I knew I was going to have to go the Clooney path which was that I was going to have to do 16 pilots before one goes. So I was just happy to get the first level for what I thought was going to be a really long road. I was praying, of course, that it would work but, statistically, they were telling me it was going to be one of the most expensive shows ever, and that’s when I was like”¦

CS: Were you thinking, “I can’t believe this is happening?”

HOLLOWAY: The one thing that goes through your head is, “Oh my God, I better kick it. I better be on the level with this one or they’ll kill me quickly.” And that was a bit intimidating at first, working with actors that I had been watching through the years like Harold, who did ROMEO AND JULIET, Naveen who was in the ENGLISH PATIENT and Dom who was in the LORD OF THE RINGS movies, and Matt Fox who was in his series forever, and I was like, “Oh boy.”

CS: Was the experience like thinking, “These guys have so much experience”¦”

josh5HOLLOWAY: Yes and the knowledge that, “You’re damn right I’m ready and I can certainly be on the level.”

But of course you’re worried about it until you actually get in the game.

That’s what amazing, too, is that we’ve become such a family of friends and that rarely happens with a cast. Even with a small cast that’s rare but a large cast? For us to get along so well”¦I want, as much as I want to be on the show, I want to be able and continue these relationships with these wonderful people, my new friends. That’s been a huge gift.

And we get together on Wednesdays, whoever’s flashback episode it is, we go to their house and, whether they like it or not, it’s their responsibility to host the party. So, every Wednesday we get to touch base because a lot of the time we don’t get to film together. We’re all off shooting different parts. So, every Wednesday we pull it back together, we have some laughs and get inspired by each other and inspire each other.

CS: You never hear these kinds of things.

HOLLOWAY: No, you don’t.

CS: To go with the ABC angle, Desperate Housewives have been doing so well but on the US magazines of the world it’s all about who’s fighting with who, who’s asking for more money”¦

HOLLOWAY: Yeah, which is the norm, from what I’ve been told and that this is extremely rare. And I’m like, “Really? This is awesome.” And what’s difficult is that you get so close and Ian Somerhalder is no longer there and he’s a very good friend and it’s, “Argh!” I was getting into our fishing together.

CS: And on the subject of finding work, what really got you through the day when you were looking for that one job or that one break which would’ve helped you out? Everyone says it’s believing in yourself, it’s perseverance, but self-help garbage aside, what really carried you through your days?

HOLLOWAY: I couldn’t stop my dreams.

I couldn’t stop my daydreams or night dreams or my dreams of what I want out of life. I don’t know, I didn’t know what I wanted out of life. I didn’t know what I wanted to be, I wanted to be everything. Acting would provide that. I could taste what it would be like to be a secret agent, I could taste what it would be like to be a contractor, a lawyer, whatever, this or that. That really”¦I didn’t want to let that go because I wanted to experience what movies and the like would allow you to experience. And it’s still”¦it’s what got me up in the morning. It takes everything you have, emotionally and physically, just to keep going. You’re constantly nervous or excited, really happy or really sad, and it’s just a constant plethora of emotions that you’re faced with in this job.

I mean, I’m a cancer, I’m emotional and that’s what kept me in: the magic. You hit those moments and you have that magic happen it’s freeing. And when I was about to leave I’d hit the magic again. And it would reel me back in. But I can’t. It’s so all-encompassing for me. And that’s what inspires me in life; I want to inspire and be inspired.

CS: 23 episodes. That’s tough enough on a writer but what you have to go through to get it all in as an actor?

It’s difficult to get it all in and filmed in 8 days. They write such amazing little movies each time. To get it all in that amount of time we’re moving at a ballistic pace and thank God we have the kind of actors we do as we’re handed scripts and pretty much told, “Here you go. You have five minutes. Good luck.” And they all do it. And they knock it out of the park. Begrudgingly, because it’s so nerve wracking, but you do it and that’s been amazing. That we’ve been able to keep up the pace but keep the bar up.

And you know”¦I’m looking forward to doing more scenes with people I didn’t get to do many scenes with during the first season. I didn’t get many scenes with Emily. One scene with Jorge; can’t wait to do more scenes with Jorge. I love the casting because you get to work with so many actors that are awesome and each one is a different flavor and adds a different dimension to your character. How you deal with them and what they bring out of you and what you bring out of them.

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May 26, 2010

Interview: Anthony Del Col

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Kill Shakespeare Interview: Anthony Del Col

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killshakespeareissue1Meet Anthony Del Col, writer & co-creator of Kill Shakespeare, a new comic from IDW which has been featured at Toronto Wizard Con, Comic Con and Wonder Con in San Francisco.

Kill Shakespeare is a daring new comic which follows Shakespeare’s most loved characters on a quest to kill a reclusive wizard… William Shakespeare himself. To view the official IDW trailer for Kill Shakespeare, click here. Follow these links for previews of Issue #1 and Issue #2.

Can you tell me a little about yourself and the team behind Kill Shakespeare? I understand you are the Shakespeare geek of the bunch.

It’s funny that I’ve been labeled the ‘Shakespeare geek’ while Conor is the ‘comic geek’ because we both trade off at various times (at this precise moment Conor is reading ‘Richard III’ while I’m going through the latest ‘Fables’ adventures). Conor and I both enter this project with various experiences in the business and media worlds: myself as the producer of some indie films, a music manager and entrepreneur; Conor as a writer, producer and journalist. We work well because of these various backgrounds and our ability to trade off when necessary ““ we both balance the creative and the business at various points.

Was it a challenge to combine your very diverse skill set?

Well, we have to play rock-paper-scissors to make some decisions when there’s a stalemate… Seriously, though, there hasn’t been much of a challenge at all. Our strong partnership comes from a shared story sensibility ““ we both like similar films, books, games, etc. And as mentioned above, we have the ability to trade off on the various aspects of our venture, between the creative and the business. It’s an incredibly challenging and time-consuming endeavor to create, release and market a comic book series like this and it makes it a hell of a lot easier when you have a co-pilot.

In a recent article featured on Bleeding Cool, graphic novelist and Shakespeare expert Kimberly Cox gives a fairly scathing review of the first issue of KILL SHAKESPEARE. How do you respond to her claims that these days everyone hates Shakespeare?

Methinks she doth protest too much… Ms. Cox may have been exaggerating this point but it was still well made… The general perception is that most people hate Shakespeare. This is not true. Most people are not fans of the way that Shakespeare is taught these days. However, when taught or presented properly (as a kinetic, entertaining story) the Bard’s work can come alive and speak to everyone. As we’ve been talking to people over the last year about this project we’re amazed by how many fans of the Bard there are ““ from all walks of life, and all demographics. We’d love the opportunity to bring some of these people together as a community with this project.

How do you think academia as a whole will respond to these comics?

For the most part academics LOVE this project. We’ve heard from librarians, academics and teachers that they see this as a great gateway into the world of Shakespeare ““ a unique way of introducing him to a new generation and set of audiences. However, there have been some purists (such as Ms. Cox) who object to this. That’s okay ““ we delight in the discussion and feel that ol’ Shakey himself would embrace this project (though would be upset that we beat him to the punch).

Was it your aim to make William Shakespeare’s works more accessible through these comics or will it just a positive side effect if they do?

Our top priority at all times is to create an entertaining story. If we don’t do this then we’ve failed completely. However, our second goal is indeed to make the Bard accessible. We want this project to speak to audiences that shudder at the thought of being forced to read or watch Shakespeare ““ whether it’s a fifteen-year-old boy in class forced to study Romeo & Juliet or a fifty-year-old woman who has never had the time.

You and the other Kill Shakespeare creators have often talked of the emerging literary mashup genre (such as Bill Willingham’s Fables) as a source of inspiration. What is it about this genre that has so intrigued you?

It’s the possibility of the “what if” question… What if a character that you’ve read about, analyzed and loved suddenly found him/herself in a new scenario? Or found themselves in the same world as another classic character? What would happen in these scenarios? I’m really intrigued by taking well-known characters (such as the Bard’s) and placing them into a new world and having them come alive to new and unique audiences.

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The Kill Shakespeare Creative Team (L to R) : Conor McCreery, Andy Belanger, Anthony Del Col.

In terms of comics, your debut issue was fantastic in each and every regard. Can you tell us a little bit about the process involved in making Kill Shakespeare happen?

Glad to hear that you liked it! We first came up with the idea six years ago in a brainstorming exercise but after developing it for a while we had to shelve it because Conor and I became busy with some other projects/activities. It was about two years ago when we decided that our story was best served in the comics medium that it started to take flight… We then went out and raised some private money to fund the project, brought IDW Publishing on board, and now our project is really starting to take flight…

I understand the first issue of Kill Shakespeare took 16 drafts to get right. How difficult was it to incorporate such dense reading material into a comic book?

Conor and I actually made a conscious decision to NOT re-read the plays line-by-line because we wanted a fresh take on the characters and their stories. We also did not want to become too caught up in the minute details of each play. We’re trying to write the comics to work on two levels ““ the first level is a straight entertaining tale that everyone can enjoy, whether you’ve studied the plays or not. The second level is to put in little references and Easter Eggs that Shakespeare devotees can appreciate and sink their teeth into (such as naming a brothel that Falstaff takes Hamlet to as ‘The Merry Wives of Windsor’).

How much did you experiment with the mix of modern and Shakespearian language?

Well, we’re getting really good at writing “thee” and “thou”… We made a decision early on that we wanted to go the modern-language route with this project and we haven’t looked back. I know that some Shakespeare scholars (such as Ms. Cox) have blasted us for this decision, but it worked well for Tom Stoppard (Shakespeare in Love, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead), did it not? The element that most makes Shakespeare’s plays inaccessible today is the language ““ don’t get me wrong, it’s beautiful and poetic, but it was written four hundred years ago and is often tough to understand.

Is there anything you can tell us about where this project is going after the initial run of 12 issues?

Fishing for spoilers, are you now?… If the positive reaction continues like it has, Conor and I have a lot of ideas for future installments of our story. We have a trilogy mapped out in our heads which will really dazzle readers and put the characters in some really interesting scenarios. There have been so many characters that we wanted to put into this first series but couldn’t find the room. We’d love to grow out our universe and ’cause there are so many things we’d love to do.

Your co-writer, Connor McCreery said in an interview with Wired.com that if Shakespeare were alive today, he would be J.J Abrams. Is it safe to assume that Kill Shakespeare will keep us guessing until the last minute?

Seeing as how this is the final question in the interview, should I actually answer this, or continue to keep you guessing until the next one?…

Guessing it is! Thank you Anthony for taking the time out of your busy schedule to chat with me.

To order your copy of Kill Shakespeare, click here.

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Mary Hoffman

Bagged & Boarded 57: The Island Of Misfit Finales

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #57: The Island Of Misfit Finales – In which Matt and Jesse discuss LOST for the final, definite, last time ever. Did the finale satisfy, or… something else entirely? For the first time in BandB history, both Matt and Jesse agree on something (Brendo, however…). So throw spoiler warnings overboard, grab some Dharhma brand munchies, mix up a bunch of theologies, and cast away for the ultimate LOST wrap-up show. ‘Cause hey – at least WE promise to have an ending.

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May 25, 2010

Soapbox: Stargate Odyssey

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Stargate Odyssey

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In November of last year, Roland Emmerich announced that he was working on a TV spin-off to his latest disaster movie, 2012. The proposed spin off series is to be called 2013 and will follow on from the events of the movie, following a group of survivors to an island off the coast of Africa, where presumably the survivors will find a pile of unused Lost scripts. Whether 2012 was actually a disaster movie or a disaster of a movie and whether 2013 will need to have its title updated if it runs for more than one year are questions probably best left unasked. One question that might be worth asking is if Emmerich honestly thinks that this proposed spin off has a chance in hell of being anywhere near as popular or successful as the only other TV spin off from an Emmerich movie?

The Stargate movie was released in 1994, written by Emmerich and Dean Devlin and directed by Emmerich himself. The movie was a big success for MGM, who own the rights to Stargate and who decided to make a spin off to the movie called Stargate: SG1. Since SG1 first aired in 1997, Stargate has been on our TV screens for a total of sixteen years. Or seventeen years if you count the animated Stargate series, Stargate: Infinities. But please don’t, nobody else does…

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SG1 ran for a total of ten seasons and remains that longest running consecutively aired hour long Sci-Fi series in America with two hundred and fourteen episodes having been aired. During the eight season of SG1, Stargate: Atlantis began to air and the two series ran concurrently for three years up until SG1‘s cancellations. Atlantis ran for two more seasons after that, finishing in January of 2009 with a milestone hundredth episode. In October of 2009, Stargate: Universe came to air, is in presently in the final weeks of its debut season and has been renewed for at least one more season by the Sci Fi network. Despite initial criticisms labelling the show as “Stargate: Voyager” because the setting of the series is in a spaceship, the series has already proven that it can deliver every bit as much as the previous Stargate shows. There has also been two direct to DVD movies with two more possibly scheduled for production after MGM recovers from the current financial woes that have even brought Bond to a halt.

Since 2007, the caretakers of Stargate have been Brad Wright and Jonathan Glassner, who developed the SG1 series and MGM who own the rights to the Stargate TV franchise. None of the success that Stargate has achieved since the debut of SG1 has had anything to do with Emmerich or Devlin and they’ve criticised the shows whenever a chance came up to do so and saying that their vision for Stargate is the real version and that the vision that’s endured since 1997 is basically a crass fraud. But MGM’s financial woes have put a halt on development of any feature films for the time being. So Emmerich and Devlin have to hold off on their “real” Stargate sequels, which give Emmerich a chance to bring 2013 to life. Will 2013 be a vindication for Emmerich? Will it out do the success of Stargate? My crystal ball says “no”.

Despite the fact that Stargate is one of the most successful scf-fi shows in the world and the fact that it airs on a station called Sci Fi (I still can’t get my head around SyFy), it doesn’t seems to have many of the usual sci-fi fans. No matter what walk of life you’re in or where your friends come from, whether you consider yourself a nerd or not, you’re guaranteed to know at least a handful of hardcore Star Wars fans. It’s the same with Star Trek, though Trek does get scorned a little more than Wars does by the general public. Hell, if I wear a Browncoat t-shirt into work on any given Friday, at least one person will tell me what a big Joss Whedon fan they are, even though they’ve never seen an episode of Firefly (which is a damn shame). Stargate fans are hard to find. I honestly don’t think I could name two people that I know well who are Stargate fans. Part of this may be due to the fact that Stargate fans are collectively known as “Gaters” which sounds for all the world like it should be a Florida-based basketball team.

In 2005, I went to the Wizard World convention in Los Angeles, and given the nature of the convention, almost every kind of nerd fandom I can think of was pretty well represented there. It was primarily comic-oriented, so it wasn’t unreasonable to expect that the bulk of the people who were out in costume would be there dressed as comic characters. It wasn’t until I noticed so many other people who were representing a multitude of tv shows and movies that I realised how under-represented and down right ignored Stargate was. Even in a room with a few thousand other nerds, Stargate fans are still the folk who end up going to the Prom alone.

But almost anyone with even the most peripheral knowledge of Stargate will be able to tell you one thing they know about the franchise, and that one thing is that the main cast member in SG1 was Richard Dean Anderson. To this day, he remains one of the most enduring symbols of the Stargate franchise, having appeared in numerous episodes of both Atlantis and Universe (including both series’ pilot episodes) and the two direct to DVD movies.

The producers of the three Stargate series have always chosen their actors with great care, knowing full well that incorporating actors from Star Trek, Farscape and Firefly would be virtually guaranteed to bring in new viewers, as well as ensure that the quality of the show remains constant.

A few months after SG1 aired its last episode I got a message on MySpace (yes, it was that long ago) from one of the Dublin Browncoats. I had met the Browncoats a few times and had enjoyed having a few pints with them while talking about nerdy things, but talk had never turned to anything Stargate related. The MySpace message said that Richard Dean Anderson was in Dublin for the midnight launch of Halo 3, and asked if I’d like to join herself and some of the other Browncoats in Dublin to meet RDA. Seeing that my social calendar was fairly quiet at the time, I said I’d love to.

After a little bit of research that day, I found out that Nathan Fillion, Adam Baldwin and Alan Tudyk from Firefly were all in the voice cast of Halo 3 and one of the characters was even to be named “Sergeant Reynolds” after Nathan Fillion’s Firefly character, Malcolm Reynolds. Add this to the fact that RDA is most widely knows for playing MacGyver, and I was pretty convinced that I would be the only person there who was looking to see the guy who played Jack O’Neill for the better part of a decade.

The plan was to meet in Dublin city centre at 6PM to scout out the location that RDA was due to be appearing at and then when we were to go for dinner in the nearest convenient pub. Even though I didn’t know the Browncoats all that well, it was a plan that I could get behind. So before meeting the Browncoats, I went to the local comic shop to pick up an SG1 comic, or poster, or magazine. Hell, even a MacGyver DVD would have done the trick. You can’t go to meet RDA at a video game launch where you have no intention of actually buying the game without having something for him to sign. That’d just be rude. I ended up buying a badly written SG1 comic that had a pretty good photo cover. Stargate merchandise is pretty hard to find in retail stores, even in comic specialty stores. I didn’t have time to put an order in with QMX for merchandise and wait six weeks for delivery, so I had to make do with what I could find.

According to what I’d been told on MySpace, RDA was supposed to be appearing at a store called Game which was in Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre, the building next to where I was working. So periodically during the day, I’d go to check out what was happening in Game. And through the day, all of the signs were pointing towards something pretty big happening, the store was being cleaned, floor space was being cleared, promotional material was being hung up all around the main shopping centre that Game was located in, and most encouragingly of all cameras were being set up inside and outside Game. Yeah… there was no question I was going to meet Jack O’Neill that night.

When I met up with the Browncoats outside the main shopping centre at six o’clock (a full six hours before RDA was due to appear), we went up to the Game store and started asking questions to anyone who was around. They pretty much confirmed what we knew, which was that Halo was being launched at midnight, that the store was opening at midnight and that there was a strong rumour that RDA would be there to launch the game.

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After we found out what we knew already, we decided to head to the nearest bar to have a few pints and grab dinner. I’d only met the Browncoats a few times and some of the people I was with that night were total stranger to me, but we all knew a good idea when we heard it. Even in the company of nerds, beer is the great equalizer. But nerds as a whole are generally very welcoming people anyway.

In between eating and drinking and talk of Firefly there was little mention of RDA or anything else Stargate related. But it was an opportunity to do a bit more research on what was happening that night. Mobile internet wasn’t as effective back then as it is today and all that we could ascertain was that RDA was indeed in town, that he was staying in one of three possible hotels in the city centre and that… the day was Thursday.

After searching for information online, we started making phone calls and each phone call that was made gave us more information but each phone call that was made also gave us conflicting information. RDA was apparently going to be at Game in the Stephen’s Green shopping Centre, at Microsoft HQ, at a rival video game store on the Northside of Dublin and doing a live interview with Ireland’s national broadcaster RTE all at the same time.

A big part of what I love about Stargate is that despite it’s sources of mythology, it keeps it’s own continuity in tact. Most franchises that have multiple writers can’t keep a coherent timeline established. Star Trek suffers from this more than most. In the sixteen years worth of episodes and three live action series, Stargate has drawn from Egyptian mythology, Roman and Greek mythology, the legend of King Arthur and has even shown us Roswell aliens. All that is without even mentioning the times that the franchise has tackled religious fanaticism and difficult subjects like rape and slavery. No matter how big the franchise grows and how deep the mythology becomes, Stargate has always been very accessible and it’s always been consistent in its timeline and in the facts presented.

The facts that we were getting that night in Dublin City were anything but consistent.

At about eight o’clock, we went back to Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre to see what was happening and there was a huge amount of activity happening all around the front of the building. More cameras were being plugged in, food stands were being set up, and equipment trailers were being off loaded. The situation was still the same in that nobody could tell us exactly what was going to be happening or who was going to be appearing, but out of all the options we knew of and all of the events going on around town, this looked like the best bet for some RDA action at midnight. One thing that we did find out though was that the shopping centre was going to remain locked up tight to anyone who wasn’t working there until ten o’clock.

So faced with the prospect of a two hour wait before we could even start queuing, we made another group decision to go to another pub and wait there for a while. We spent roughly two hours in another bar and somehow managed to add three more people to our group by the time we went back to the shopping centre. None of the three new folk were big Stargate fans. I made a point of asking.

When we got back to the shopping centre just after ten o’clock, the place was in a frenzy. There was already a queue of people a few hundred yards long, music was blaring from a stack of speakers about fifteen foot high, three girls who must not be able to feel cold were handing out free cans of Red Bull and there were was someone walking around in a fairly cumbersome looking Master Chief outfit.

Over the course of the next ninety minutes, we moved from the exterior of the shopping centre to a small cordoned-off area outside the Game store. Barriers were erected and very strict lines were set up where people were told to wait. The front of the actual store was hidden from view by two curtains, indicating that there was indeed something or someone that they were hiding. While we were waiting, we played video games, read comics, watched the teenage boys go wild over two girls who were dancing outside the store to whatever cheesy music the cheesy DJ was playing, and generally we managed to entertain ourselves while speculating endlessly about where RDA might be.

At about a quarter to twelve, fifteen minutes before the launch, we collectively had one of those weird moments. You know when you’re in a big group of people, maybe a few hundred or more, and all at the same time, every single person stops talking all at the same time? Well, that’s what happened. The music stopped, the DJ stopped, and we all stopped. Then… the music started up again, but not the same music. It was the theme tune to MacGyver. Every single person in the building, whether they were Gaters or gamers or just people who liked to stand in queues, cheered wildly and the party atmosphere was turned up to eleven.

Now, I should probably mention at this point that out of the dozen or so people in the group that I was in, only one of us actually had any interest whatsoever in actually buying the game. If the “we’re with him” plan didn’t work for the rest of us, we had a contingency plan to buy the game so as to meet RDA and bring the game back the following day to get a refund or at the very worst, get store credit. It was worth that effort just for the chance to met RDA.

So, it was with that plan that at five minutes past midnight (nothing ever happens exactly when it’s supposed to in Ireland. It was midnight-ish, which was close enough) when the curtain came down from the front of Game that we marched slowly in to the store. I had my much read issue of the SG1 comic in my hand ready for RDA to sign. And when I got in to the store, I saw… nothing. Jack O’Neill wasn’t there, MacGyver wasn’t there. They couldn’t even organise a minor Irish celebrity… which was probably a blessing in disguise.

To this day, I can’t help but think that who ever had to edit the footage that the video cameras recorded that night had to edit out a lot of footage of people just looking disappointed. Because we were in the middle of a tightly controlled queue, we had to shuffle around the racks and wait in line to actually get out of the store. When we were outside of the store itself, we started talking to some of the media guys and it turned out that one person we talked to was on staff for RDA. He genuinely was due to be there that night but got delayed in traffic and had to divert to an alternate location. We told him out story and told him how much we were looking forward to meeting RDA. There was nothing he could do for us that night but if we could be at Dublin airport at nine o’clock the next morning, he would be able to organise for us to meet RDA and actually get photos with him. It was a tempting offer, but work commitments kept any of us from taking him up on it. So instead we cut our losses and walked down the road to commiserate with some Chinese food.

Before that night, and many times since, I’ve travelled to various parts of the world and have met quite a few people that I admire, but I’ve yet to meet anyone who’s been in anything that’s Stargate related.

Though that night didn’t quite work out the way I hoped it would, it was a massive amount of fun. A group of people, some who at the start of the night were strangers to each other, went on a quest. Along the way, they found mystery, they found comedy in the drama, they found friendship and they ended up having a very entertaining night.

Basically… it was a Stargate night. But not the Stargate that Roland Emmerich would have us watch.

Simon Fitzgerald

In Praise Of… An Introduction

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In Praise Of…

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Greetings, FRED followers. My name is Jason Lenzi, and I do lots of stuff.

“You’re who and you do what?”, I hear you asking already. “And where’s the review of ‘Letters to Juliet’ I was looking for?”. Well, it just so happens, that I was invited to be here, by none other than Ken Plume. And I happen to think that’s pretty, pretty cool. So, ya know, um, leave me alone.

Let me back up a bit, and explain everything. I make my living doing all sorts of things, some of which I can’t go into here for tax reasons. But mainly I work in the entertainment world, as a freelance producer/writer/what-have-you for television. And I work as a voice over artist, narrating shows, doing radio commercials, some animation, etc. It’s nice work, if you can get it, and finally justifies all the silly and annoying voices I’ve done my whole life. But a few years back I wanted to do something different, something that would get my mind off of the insanity of production, that would be a cake walk , that would once again, somehow turn a life long hobby into something that would earn me some money. So I started a toy company, called Bif Bang Pow! Simple, right?

Well, yes and no. Mainly no. But that’s beside the point. After a year or so, some folks started to take notice of what we were doing. One of those folks was Mr. Ken Plume, instantly marking himself as someone of exceptional taste, intelligence and good humor. I remember the call quite well. I was working as a producer/director on a piece of shit-, sorry, reality series- for an un nameable basic cable network that at one time used to play music videos (and no, it’s not Telemundo. Now stop asking me, please, it’s really not important), when my cell phone went off. I answered, and Ken was on the other end, complimenting our Big Lebowski and Flash Gordon (the movie) action figures. Which was pretty cool of him, as they hadn’t even come out yet. But what he’d seen all over the ‘net, he dug, and he felt compelled to get in touch. He asked me loads of questions about what else we had up our sleeves, and now, feeling comfortable, started to make suggestions. “Have you ever thought of doing something for The Venture Brothers ?” he said. “Yeah, as a matter of fact, I love that show”, says I, “but we kinda got our hands full right now, for a while anyway.” Hearing this, Ken started to sob uncontrollably. Like, really bad. Like, a mental breakdown type of sobbing. Through his muffled and snot filled pleading, I could kind of make out him saying that we were the only company that could do the show justice, and that he really wanted the toys to happen. Sooner rather than later, as he needed new toys to take into the tub to have wars with. Well, that’s how I remember it, anyway.

Eventually, because at that time I still had a heart made of honey and not marble, I gave in. “Ok, ok, I’ll do it. If you have a contact at the network, send them along and I’ll get to work on it. Now, please, stop crying”. That seemed to do the trick, and four years later, I’m happy to say that Bif Bang Pow! got the license for The Venture Brothers, and are about to finally bring little Ken’s dream to fruition. Which, in a way, is how I come to be writing this introductory column. Ken very generously offered FRED to me as a platform to write about whatever I like. I think it’s his way of paying us back for the millions of dollars we’ve already spent on the ‘Venture’ license, R and D, prototypes and marketing. So Ken, thank you for this opportunity.

If you’ve come this far, I can hear you asking another question: “What will I be rewarded with if I keep reading this crap?”. Well, I’m glad you asked. The truth is, I have no idea. I guess you’ll just have to stay with me, and bring along whatever you like as you enter this landscape, and hopefully your accessories will help you along the way. I CAN tell you, that I’ve decided to narrow my ‘whatever I like’ down a bit. Since I also guest blog over at Action Figure Insider, about the toy world, nostalgia and Bif Bang Pow!’s behind the scenes shenanigans, I may be steering clear of some of that at this address.

Chances are if you’re here and have been enjoying Quick Stop Entertainment all these years, and are digging what FRED is doing now, well, you’re probably a pop culture junkie of sorts, and most likely are prone to rooting for the underdog, the left of center, and cult favorites of the world. Which is good for me, because that’s just the sort of thing I’d like to write about: the forgotten, the unappreciated, the mocked, and the misunderstood.

I’m gonna call my column here “In Praise Of…”, as a small homage to Leonard Nimoy’s best television series, “In Search Of…”. Remember earlier when I said I did a lot of ‘stuff’? Well, I also LOVE a lot of ‘stuff’. Music, books, movies, tv, toys, and various other sundries. Now, not all of those things are loved by everyone I know. And some of them aren’t even LIKED by anyone I know. And some, well, they’re just plain HATED by everyone on the planet. But I thought that if anyone might be open to suggestion, or to having their horizons expanded, it’d be the FRED audience. And before you get there, I know, I know, there are literally hundreds of sites out there already that praise cult items on a daily basis, make obscure category top ten lists, and feature essays like “Why Timothy Dalton is the most underrated actor of all time”. (Well, he kind of is). I still like to think I’m going to be doing something different, and funnier, as big headed as that sounds. At the very least, I’ll be exposing my guilty pleasures to the world, without fear of arrest. I hope you’ll come along for the trip, it gets awfully lonely here in the cult wilderness. Make some popcorn, brew some tea, or make a sandwich and grab on with your free hand. You just might learn something. Back soon…

Jason Lenzi

FREDagator: 2010-05-25

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Douglas Adams Tribute

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Assembled ~4/2005

adamsThat he was born is just one of the many undeniable facts about the life of the late Douglas Adams – author, humorist, raconteur, speaker, and thinker (although it should be noted that, on at least one parallel Earth, Mr. Adams was born a spring-toed lemur with a predilection for grassy fields and the works of Byron – a poetic lemur whose work was not terribly springy).

Another fact which comes to mind is that, of the 7 novels he wrote in his all-too-brief lifetime, by far the most popular is The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and its four sequels – which make for a fine trilogy if you’re somewhat numerically impaired. Please don’t take this as a slight against Adams’s other novels, featuring detective Dirk Gently (Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency and its sequel, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul), as they are both fine pieces of writing, and should also be read. Your reading list should also include the spoof dictionaries he co-wrote with John Lloyd (The Meaning of Liff & The Deeper Meaning of Liff), as well as his book on endangered species, Last Chance to See (with Mark Carwardine).

Sadly, Douglas Adams passed away on May, 11 2001 in California, where he had spent decades trying to get Hollywood to comprehend (and realize) a big screen version of Hitchhiker’s. Thankfully, he left behind a legacy in print that will not soon be forgotten, as well as a few deadlines that are still pending.

On the eve of the release of the big screen version (Iteration? Interpretation? Desecration? You judge…), I asked a few of Douglas’s friends, colleagues, associates, and vague acquaintances (for the sake of balance, naturally) to provide an anecdote they feel best described the Douglas they knew.

As a poet once said, “My enemy is hopelessness, my ally honest doubt. The Answer is a Question that I never will find out…”

In all fairness, another poet once said, “Don’t you know how sweet and wonderful life could be?… So let’s get it on…”

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TERRY JONES
(author, director, Python)

I was lucky enough to buy two tickets for the first ever screening of Abel Gance’s Napoleon in Kevin Brownlow’s restored version. I don’t know why I bought the tickets, because I’d never heard of either the film nor Abel Gance, however the idea of a five hour silent film with a final sequence that prefigured Cinerama with three screens interlocking sounded pretty intriguing.

However, when the day of the screening came (a Sunday), I had a hangover and so did my wife. She decided she didn’t feel up to sitting in the cinema watching a silent movie from 10.00am until 5.00pm. So I rang Michael Palin. He said he had a hangover and didn’t fancy the idea of sitting in the cinema watching a silent movie from 10.00am until 5.00pm. So I rang up Douglas. He said he had a hangover and didn’t fancy the idea of sitting in the cinema watching a silent movie from 10.00am until 5.00pm.

So I gave up, and decided that since I’d bought the tickets, hungover or not, I’d have to go on my own.

Just as I was leaving the house, however, the phone rang. It was Douglas. He said he’d been thinking about it, and the idea of sitting in the cinema watching a silent movie from 10.00am to 5.00pm sounded so dreadful that he just had to do it to see if it was as dreadful as it seemed.

So that’s what happened. Douglas and I met up, thinking we’d give the middle of the film a miss, but instead finding ourselves riveted and at each interval impatient to get back into the film. It was, in short, one of the cinematic events of my life.

But for me the interesting thing was Douglas’s fearless curiosity. He came precisely because it sounded like such a bad idea! That really was Douglas.

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JOHN LLOYD
(producer, writer, co-author of The Meaning of Liff)

The Hitchhiker movie was almost 23 years in turnaround.

I spent September of 1982 with Douglas (and his then girlfriend, Jane) in Donna Summer’s beach-house in Malibu.

We were supposed to be writing a book called The Meaning of Liff, but Douglas spent much of the time in meetings with movie people, trying to find someone he could get on with.

One day he returned from one of these encounters distracted and bewildered. He had just met a grotesque caricature of the archetypal Hollywood producer – a squat, toad-like man with an enormous cigar.

This creature, so Douglas reported, had the following proposal:

“So Doug,’ he growled, ‘We’re gonna eat a little lunch, maybe take a few moments to go over the idea and the money – and then we’re gonna talk about what kinda animal ya like to sleep with…”

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SUSAN SHERIDAN
(actress, “Trillian” in the Hitchhiker’s radio series)

I certainly admired Douglas, for his dedication to his causes, and his “‘off the wall” sense of humour.

“Goodbye and thanks for all the fish” was a stock phrase in our house for years!

But the concept that we are in or among not just one but many dimensions is just the most wonderful thought – and who knows, it might be true.

I suspect D thought so…

…and ruled by white mice… how brilliant is that?

And of course, memories of him rushing the scripts in at the last minute…no wonder we didn’t understand it half the time!

I envy the film cast having scripts in advance!

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NEIL INNES
(singer/songwriter, Rutle, one of the many legitimate claimants to the title “7th Python”)

Douglas Adams and I share the distinction of being the only two people – other than the team themselves – ever to have put pen to paper with Monty Python. It was while I was writing with Graham Chapman that I first met him… he would regularly join us for “lunch” – very lively and jolly occasions, often the highlight of the day.

Somehow or other the idea was spawned that Douglas and I should write a musical together, and a couple of years later, no sense in rushing these things, he drove up to Suffolk for the weekend. The family and I had only just moved to the country and we literally lived up a riverbed that was also a road – most of the time. It was wild and the kids adored it.

Douglas arrived with his guitar and fashionable London shoes in a style aptly named “slip-on”. Wide-eyed, he got out of the car and began to enthuse about Nature and Being. As I escorted him across the lawn, the only way to the house at that time, his feet suddenly slid from under him and he did the best impression of an Oliver Hardy fall I have ever seen!

A big man in so many ways, I shall never forget the sight of Douglas lying flat on his back, precious guitar held safely aloft, still extolling the beauty of the English countryside.

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GRAHAM CHAPMAN
(writer, author, ex-Python)

(Mr. Chapman could not be reached in time for deadline)

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NEIL GAIMAN
(author)

I was working on Don’t Panic! and that day I was at Douglas’s brand new Islington house going through dusty filing cabinets, pulling out early drafts of the TV series scripts and notes and old fan mail and such.

Douglas himself was off doing the sort of things that Douglas did, like contemplating writing something for the Comic Relief Live programme booklet, and then having lugubriously contemplated, taking a bath. There was a sudden scurrying and commotion as a Douglasy sort of noise came from upstairs, followed by the arrival downstairs of Douglas’s stepmother. “He says there aren’t any towels in the bathroom and he’s in the bath. Where are the towels?” she asked, and Douglas’s assistant went off with her to locate the linen closet and find Douglas a towel.

I thought, of course. You have to be the kind of person who doesn’t know where his towel is to notice that the people who do are the truly cool people. And I was glad Douglas didn’t. And I went back to the filing cabinets.

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DAVID LEARNER
(actor, stage and TV “Marvin, the Paranoid Android”)

Warm from the day. The sun exploded into the china clay pits in Carclaze. Twenty-five years on and they’re so close to the Eden project. The Douglas project? Jim Francis was propping up a model of the “Heart of Gold” on stones. Special effects? Yes, given the budget. None of your movie money here.

Way way back up the hill stood Simon (Jones), sweltering in his dressing gown. Mark (Wing-Davey), complaining for the thousandth time about the other. David (Dixon), the best dressed of all of us: Ford always had it easy. Sandra (Dickinson), actually Sandra wasn’t wearing an awful lot, sleek and cat-like in red. Me, bringing up the rear, in the suit. The suit and I had no relationship whatever. Previously Jim and Perry had taken the usual forty minutes to screw me into the thing, leaving just the top of my head sucking in the Carclaze air. Now it was on. Bad mood? I should say so.

Down there, Douglas and Alan. Mike with a megaphone. “Roll!”

We ambled down the track. Breakfast was a long time away. I was getting hungry. “Cut! That’s a wrap.”

Simon said, “Bollocks. I still had my sunglasses on. Do you think anyone noticed?” It was very Arthur Dent.

Douglas’s choice at last of where we were eating. Actually, he always chose what we ate. The Mevagissey fish restaurant was fantastic. His choices were blindingly accurate. Usually. “It’s called …..”

I daren’t say what it was called. It’s probably still going. “It’s forty miles away!” I said.

It mattered not a jot. We piled into the motors, headed out across the moor. Everyone trying to keep up with the Porsche and failing admirably. The sun had slid down the sky. Even Marvin would have sighed at its beauty.

What was wrong with the meal? Don’t know. The place had a superb reputation, the service was excellent; it just didn’t … gel. We were expecting to give it ten out of ten; heck it was expensive.

For the first time that night I heard Douglas tell the story of the railway café, the bloke, the biscuits, the other bloke opposite. You know that story: it’s in one of the books, somewhere, of course. It was the end of meal. We’d been listening to a brilliant story teller tell a brilliant story. A general sigh of appreciation, the warmth of the evening, the company, the pleasure at having created another piece of television history.

In a sweeping gesture, Douglas paid for everyone. That was his way.

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CLIFF PINNOCK
(assistant floor manager, Hitchhiker’s TV series)

Towards the end of filming the TV version of the Guide, my wife and I adopted a homeless dog from the RSPCA.

He was thought to be an Irish Wolfhound crossed with a German Shepherd. He was gigantic, hairy and bore his oversized face and nose regally. They said he was about three years old.

He was an amazing dog; faithful, adventurous and completely fearless. He was able to escape from anywhere with amazing ingenuity and could be completely distracted whilst planning his next escapade.

He wrestled with enormous toys and, being extremely strong, would drag people along with him on a whim. At the same he would exhibit great naiveté and be surprised by the simplest of things. He was fearfully protective, but incurably curious.

He would disappear completely and we would search the streets and lanes for hours growing frantic with worry, sure that some terrible fate had befallen him. Then he would shoulder through the door, often followed by some amazing new friend who he had discovered on his travels.

Somehow we all laughed with him and not at him, because he allowed us to see the humour from his point of view, rather than clowning.

He was run over outside our house by an articulated lorry and died much too young.

We had named him Douglas and the parallels, for me, are inescapable….

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MARK CARWARDINE
(Zoologist, Conservationist, Environmentalist, co-author Last Chance to See)

Both Douglas and I have very low boredom thresholds. We spent an inordinate amount of time talking about everything under the sun. Funnily enough, Douglas didn’t read much while we were travelling. I don’t think he could concentrate on something so different and far-removed from the situation in hand. But the first thing he did on getting back to civilization was to buy books and ready solidly for hours.

When we got back to Sydney after our visit to Komodo, he went to his hotel room and disappeared for an hour – shaving, showering etc. – and then went off to find a bookshop. He bought at least 20 books on an incredible variety of subjects and then went back to bed for three solid days and nights to read the whole lot in one sitting.

His other great thing on returning to civilization was the phone – he made loads of phone calls.

The thing about Douglas was that he thoroughly enjoyed roughing it and life in the wilds for a week or so, but then he pined for the comforts of civilization. Completely understandable, of course.

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STEPHEN FRY
(author, actor, director, bon vivant)

Douglas and I, as the first two owners of Apple Macs in Europe, played for years (before the internet would have made it easier) like kids with train sets, swapping software and routines and programmes. No colour, no hard disks for some years: but damn it was fun.

Downstairs lurked Sue Freestone, DNA’s publisher, wishing that I would go away so that Douglas would get on with his latest novel. As a way of getting rid of me she offered me an advance for a book of my own.

So I went off and wrote one.

When I came back Douglas was no further forward with his. As is well known, he HATED writing.

He was a huge man: when he was in a house it rattled and you always knew he was there. He did the same to the earth. It doesn’t rattle any more now that he’s gone.

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MICHAEL NESMITH
(singer/songwriter, producer, author, entrepreneur)

Douglas Adams could see connections between things, people, and ideas that ordinary people either never saw, or finally saw long after Douglas had seen it. It was a singular talent, intuitive to Douglas, and developed to a unique and extraordinary extent. As a result Douglas had many friends who never would have met each other were it not for him. Douglas himself was the hub. His ability to discern these unseen connections made him a friend to a remarkably broad array of very different people.

When I was a teenager I saw a cartoon by Paul Crum of two hippos in a remote jungle stream with just their nose above water. They were talking, and one was saying to the other “I keep thinking it’s Tuesday”.

The cartoon impressed me deeply. I thought the cartoon amazingly funny. It captured something special.

I listened in astonishment one afternoon as Douglas told a group of reporters of having seen that same cartoon when he was a teenager, and how much it had meant to him. Douglas and I had never mentioned it to each other before that moment, although we had been friends for ten years.

It didn’t surprise Douglas. For him it was the final appearing of something he had intuitively known since we first met. Fortunately for me Douglas offered his friendship based on that hunch, and I will always treasure it.

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MARK WHEATON
(screenwriter)

When I met Douglas Adams – for the briefest of moments – I was a broke grad student at Indiana University who had most of his books memorized but only an aged, dog-earned Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul amongst my possessions. I’d seen a small poster advertising a lecture being given by Adams at IU and went – book in hand hoping for an autograph – expecting a throng.

The lecture wasn’t exactly a sell-out, but for those of us who showed up, it was a truly great night. Adams came down off his podium when he noted the attendance, invited everyone to move up close, and started off by saying he would have to amend his typical Q&A as he always answered the question, “Where
do you get your ideas?” with: “A small mail-order company in Indiana.”

Though the lecture was mostly about the environment – somewhat in conjunction with the book Last Chance to See – Adams talked about the nature of humor, recalling a story about driving in the American Southwest and passing a sign reading: “Strong Winds May Exist.” He extrapolated on this for awhile, making eloquent use of his trademark humor, but then told us a story that, he explained, would have a funny set-up, but a horrifically disappointing ending. I won’t recall it anywhere near as well as Adams did, but it went something like this.

Adams was driving around London and ended up talking to a police officer/bobby – the kind that wore the large, pointy helmet. Anyway, he went off in his car, only to find himself soon chased by the police, people in the neighborhood, little kids, buses – you name it – everyone pursuing him. That’s when he realized that the bobby’s hat – the theft of which was an arrestable offense – was on top of his car.

So, he stopped and gave the helmet back.

He told the story brilliantly and everybody got a laugh. At the end of the evening, Adams signed autographs and chatted with fans. I got up to him and talked to him about radio-theater, something we agreed was a great way for a young writer to cut their teeth. He was curious about where they practiced it in America and we got on the topic of Austin, Texas – a place Adams thought was pretty nifty. And that was it. When I found out he had passed away, it was the first time the death of an author really made me feel truly regretful of what writing may have yet been still to come.

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KEN BUSSANMAS
(writer)

I distinctly remember the first time I “met” Douglas Adams – I was 13 years old and had decided that I was going to write for Doctor Who. After several phone calls (a story unto themselves that will be recounted elsewhere), I was put through to the Doctor Who production office and turned over to its new Script Editor, one Douglas Adams.

Either I was far better at disguising my age over the phone than I believed possible or Douglas was so intrigued that an American would show any interest in writing for Doctor Who at the time to give it a second thought. Whatever reason he had for not hanging up the phone the instant I came on the line, it began a series of phone calls wherein we discussed pretty much anything that came to mind and very rarely the task at hand, which was writing stories for Doctor Who.

At the time, the US market was considerably behind the BBC and the series hadn’t yet taken off in America the way it would a few short years later. My first request was to ask Douglas for a copy of the Writer’s Guide for the series, the story bible that writers use as a framework for submissions.

There was a long pause.

“We haven’t got one”, he finally replied.

“That’s okay,” I said, “just get me the one for last season and I’ll go off of that one until the one for this season is ready.”

Yet another long pause and a deep breath followed.

“It’s not that we haven’t written one for this series, Ken,” he started off, almost sheepishly. “We’ve never had one. I’m really sorry about that and I know you must think we’re very unprofessional for that but I can try to work you up something to use.”

I couldn’t believe it – I had one of the people responsible for producing a series I was practically begging to write for apologize to me for not having a writer’s guide! I think he mistook my stunned silence as some kind of indictment of Doctor Who, the BBC and himself as a person. “I’ll make sure you’ve got something to work with by the end of the week,” he told me and he was good to his word. A remarkable accomplishment considering how legendary his inability to meet a deadline became in the years that followed.

The “writer’s guide” that appeared in my mailbox nearly two weeks later was three typewritten pages, each weighed down by at least a few ounces of Liquid Paper. Douglas, it seemed, would “edit on the fly” and the extra postage reflected the extra weight. It was hilarious, reflecting the personality of the man I’d been speaking with on the phone and almost completely useless for its intended purpose as it gave no directions whatsoever on characters or settings. Still, Douglas Adams had a great influence on my life and my career simply for being who he was and being gracious enough to give someone he didn’t know a chance.

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KEVIN JON DAVIES
(Hitchhiker’s TV series animator, documentary maker, and concept artist of The Illustrated Hitchhiker’s)

During one studio session for the 1981 BBCTV series of The Hitchhiker’s Guide I sat with Douglas for a while behind the director, Alan J.W. Bell, up in the control gallery. Alan was speaking to his Floor Manager via the talk-back system as they diplomatically wrestled with an awkward actor who was holding up the proceedings. This guest star (who’d better remain nameless) had, frankly, been having trouble remembering his lines since the rehearsal period and his latest excuse was to blame his uncomfortable seating arrangements. Douglas fumed as his precious script was mangled yet again.

“Why doesn’t he just prop himself up a bit?” I murmured.

“Why doesn’t he just f*** off!” barked Douglas, loudly. The comment shot straight down the director’s microphone and out to every pair of headphones on the studio floor. I later learned that even those without headphones could hear the remark.

“Who said that?” demanded the rather compromised F.M., “Was it Kevin?”

(I don’t think he liked me…!)

Alan glanced round at Douglas and replied ruefully, “No, I’m afraid that was our writer…!” Douglas just grinned, unashamedly.

In January 1984 I attended a glittering ceremony where Douglas was to collect his first Golden Pan Award as the youngest author under 30 (apart from poor little Anne Frank) to sell a million copies in the Pan Paperback edition alone. His publisher, making the presentation, spoke at length about Douglas’s famous inability to meet deadlines. They used to wonder whether, come each delivery date, Douglas was actually at home finishing the latest novel or out somewhere wrapping another Porche around a lamppost (the fate which befell his first – within a fortnight). To rapturous applause, Douglas accepted his prize statuette and turned to the audience; “I’ve known about this evening’s presentation for sometime,” he grinned, “And I’m pleased to say my acceptance speech is very nearly ready!”

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M.J. SIMPSON
(writer, author of Hitchhiker: A Biography of Douglas Adams)

I didn’t know Douglas Adams socially; I just met him professionally a few times. But when I did meet him I found him to be enthusiastic, amiable and polite. I think he was slightly bemused by being a ‘celebrity’. He used to worry that it wasn’t normal for writers to be recognizable, but at the same time he was a frustrated performer who loved giving readings and interviews. I always summed it up as: he didn’t really like ‘fans’ but he was always happy to talk with ‘a fan’.

I wrote a huge article about the history of Hitchhiker’s Guide in SFX magazine for the series’ 20th anniversary in 1998. The movie deal had just been announced and Douglas very kindly wrote a few paragraphs about it for the feature. No agents involved, no hassle, no fee – he was that approachable, although I’m sure he wrote the stuff for me in order to avoid having to write something else for someone else. Nevertheless, I take pride in being almost the only person on Earth to have commissioned some writing from Douglas Adams and received it before my deadline.

I think it is interesting, and a little sad, that Douglas’s name has been so low-key among all the publicity and hype for this movie. The trailers just said “From the celebrated best-selling novel” – but omitted to mention who wrote it. On the other hand, it may be best for Douglas Adams’s reputation that he isn’t linked too closely with the film. Despite what many people are saying, he didn’t write it. He wrote a screenplay which Disney rejected, then he died, and then another writer came in and wrote a new screenplay incorporating material from Douglas’s version. WGA rules mean that both writers are credited, though they never met.

A much better tribute to Douglas is the new, final radio series based on the fourth and fifth Hitchhiker books. The reason those books don’t work very well is because they were rushed so there is almost no editing. Douglas needed a good editor or producer to make his work really shine and what Dirk Maggs has done with these final eight scripts is extraordinary and exactly what an editor would have done with the books had there been time.

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DIRK MAGGS
(Adapter/Director, The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy Quandary & Quintessential Phases)

In the early 1990s I was, like Douglas Adams and Geoffrey Perkins before me, a Producer in BBC Radio Light Entertainment. As well as comedy programmes our output included ‘Light Drama’, and whilst making action serials featuring the DC Comics characters Superman and Batman I was able to develop a radio production style which layered lots of sound effects and music onto a tightly written, cinematic script. It was, and is, an incredibly labour intensive way to work, and at times I still wonder what rod I made for my own back. But these early efforts had caught Douglas’s attention, and he was in talks with the BBC about further radio series of Hitchhiker’s. One spring morning in 1993 he called my boss Jonathan James Moore and asked if I would be interested in taking on the job of producing them. I was floored. Apart from marriage and children, nothing before or since has so wonderfully and unexpectedly trumped my expectations of life.

That proposed first series ground to a halt due to script problems and contractual difficulties. Then talks I had with Douglas and Robbie Stamp in 1997 to restart the process through their Digital Village company were scuppered by the long-awaited Movie Deal coming through. When we last met, in Broadcasting House Reception in 2000, we were still making hopeful noises about finishing the saga on radio. And then, overwhelming any such petty concerns, Douglas died. Against all odds it was a chance meeting at his Memorial Service which revived the idea, and this time it actually happened.

I did not know Douglas as a friend, but on the occasions we met I liked him enormously, whether he was enthused, taciturn, distracted or utterly pissed off. I can only thank him for having faith in me, and recall a moment when perhaps I helped maintain his faith in himself. After the Tertiary Phase collapsed in 1993 I was ‘poached’ to produce Ned Sherrin’s Radio 4 chat show Loose Ends. Mostly Harmless had just been published in paperback and I invited Douglas in as a guest, as well as Sir Ranulph Fiennes, who had just manhauled a sled across Antarctica, losing useful items like fingers and toes to frostbite. As the great explorer told an epic tale of suffering and endurance, Douglas’s face fell.

Afterwards, in the pub, I asked if something had upset him.

“Oh, not really,” said Douglas. “It’s just that talking about being locked in a hotel room to write an overdue novel seems pretty tame stuff compared to trekking across a thousand miles of icy crevasses.”

“Well you need to put things in perspective,” I replied. “First of all, your struggle was on a more human scale, and the result is a unique achievement no-one can match. Secondly, just before we went on air, Ran Fiennes got lost in the basement of Broadcasting House looking for the toilet.”

Douglas smiled and picked up his glass. “That makes me feel much better.”

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I want to thank everyone who shared their thoughts and anecdotes about Douglas, especially those who set aside crippling deadlines of their own to make sure this piece had their input. Of course, I could have gone through with my original plan – in honor of Douglas – and run this piece four months late…

-Ken Plume

May 24, 2010

TV Or Not TV: THE END of LOST

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Six years, over 121 hours, and now it’s THE END.

First and foremost I have to say that as a fan of LOST, having watched it from the very beginning, I was completely satisfied with the ending of LOST. It brought a certain level of cohesiveness to this six year journey that I wasn’t really aware of all the way up to the final episode. It treated me, as a fan, in a kind manner and after all was said and done it let me know that it was OK to say good-bye to these characters that I’ve followed all this time. It didn’t try to be overly intellectual but at the same time it was still damn smart television.

I didn’t realize when I was writing my post-LOST wrap up last week that I would be hitting the nail on the head when I said that the flash-sideways world was in many ways coming across as a love letter to the fans. This entire season we’ve been building up to a moment of closure in the flash-sideways world, which I’ll just now refer to as the Gathering, as it got ready to cushion the blow for us that we all knew was coming. We knew that some people would make it to the end of the show, others wouldn’t, but the Gathering is the place where eventually all of our characters would come back together and prepare themselves for whatever the next step is after their journey in LOST would end. As viewers it was a place that reminded us that it doesn’t really matter what characters get off the Island and which ones don’t because eventually everyone dies and after they do they would come to the Gathering and rejoin those that they wanted to be with. This was their reward for entertaining us and this is the place where we know it is OK to wish them well and know that we can all move on now from our LOST experience together.

In a similar line of thought I also found that the Gathering is that special place for us, the viewer, where the characters will always be there for us to enjoy them again later much in the same way our favorite literary characters still reside in our books when we return to them. I’ve never been happy with the eventual death of GLEN BATEMAN in that Las Vegas jail cell but when I come back and read THE STAND again I can always find him sitting by a creek, painting, and waiting for his eventual discovery by STU REDMAN.

Of all of the characters that came to their realizations of where they really were in the Gathering I think the journey that was most interesting was actually that of BENJAMIN LINUS. In many ways I think it is fitting that BEN’s journey stands out for me given that the amazing acting of MICHAEL EMERSON transformed a simple three episode guest spot in the second season into one of the most complicated characters on network television who stuck around for the remainder the series run. In the Island word BEN sought and was granted redemption, so much so that he goes on to act as a confidant to HURLEY, the purest soul on the show. In the Gathering BEN is outside of the church in those final scenes and apologizes to LOCKE for what he had done to him. He further bonds with HURLEY but when it is all said and done he remains outside. I’m sure there are many interpretations why. BEN may have come to bid farewell to all of these lives that he had been involved with but knows that his journey doesn’t continue with them. Maybe BEN is waiting for ALEX and DANIELLE to have their own realizations so they can journey on together as a family. Perhaps his deeds as a man make it so that he can not continue on. I don’t know the answer but I love that the complexity of the character now will live on in perpetuity.

The big bit of enlightenment for me in watching the finale, the bit that much like The Dude’s rug really tied it all together, was the realization that what we had watched for the past six years was at its core one man’s journey. The series began with the awakening of JACK SHEPHERD after the crash. Looking back at the past six years it may be that his awakening was also in more of a spiritual sense. He was a man that was broken and needed to travel his own journey to redemption. When it is all said and done that redemption comes after fulfilling his purpose in restoring balance to the Island so that it can continue on beyond him. For six years we were able to see that journey and travel it with him and bore witness to the sacrifice he made that allowed for his redemption. The fact that it was his story and his journey that we followed is reflected in those that were chosen, or drawn together, to be with him in the Gathering before they all passed on to whatever comes next. This is possibly another reason why BEN wasn’t part of JACK’s Gathering.

I’m sure that there will be those that will simply look to the obvious and cry foul. They will be angered because they still don’t know exactly what the Island is, why babies stopped being born on it, or any number of other dangling questions that may be out there. The truth, however, is that in the grand scope of LOST we won’t be any happier if we actually knew why JULIET was branded by the Others, how WALT was special, or where Kate’s toy plane went. In the big picture these things don’t apply because what we were watching was JACK’s story and these answers just aren’t important to his story being told.

Be aware, as well, of the future because there may still be just a bit more of LOST for us to discover. The series finale breaks the 44 minute average show model and there may be a few scenes we didn’t see to help pad the shows so they can complete and balanced for syndication. Maybe we’ll see how BEN gets out from under that log, how JACK got back to place where the plug had to be put back in the ground, or maybe even a scene where MILES, RICHARD and FRANK are in an outrigger during pouring rain and another outrigger mysteriously appears in front of them and they open fire? This is all just based on conjecture but I can’t see much being trimmed from this finale in order to make it into two clean episodes. I guess we’ll eventually see.

The executive producers have also hinted that they haven’t quite completed telling their story of WALT. I don’t know where they plan on telling more of it so keep an eye out on the Internet, TV, DVD store or local comic book shop for that story possibly wrapping up.

Here is a simple laundry list of all of the things that I came away liking in the finale:

  • The Island truly was a cork keeping evil, malevolance, whatever at bay.
  • The knowledge that DESMOND was actually given a glimpse into the afterlife and didn’t even realize it.
  • The emotion evoked during each of the characters realizations in the Gathering.
  • The simple fact that MILES, FRANK and RICHARD actually got off the Island after being dragged there not knowing what they were really getting in to.
  • HURLEY taking on the mantle of ISLAND protector after JACK. This made his confidence and knowledge acquired before the Gathering even more meaningful.
  • The shock BEN had at being asked by HURLEY to help him in protecting the ISLAND.
  • The mutual respect that BEN and HURLEY have for each other at the Gathering.
  • The multi-denominational nature of the back room where JACK accepts his own death at the church.
  • VINCENT keeping JACK company in the bamboo forest so that our hero would not have to “die alone.”

So there we have it folks, THE END has come, the discussion and arguments will still continue and I’m very glad to say that after the story has been told I’m not really that LOST anymore.

Namaste.

– Will Wilkins

PS: This coming week will also bring the final installment of the comprehensive and witty “The Final Season of LOST as Seen by Someone Who Has Never Seen LOST” and I had the opportunity to interview the author mere hours before the finale for your listening pleasure right here.

Soapbox: The Allure Of So-Bad-It’s-Good

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It’s Such a Fine Line Between Stupid and Clever

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Friday night, I fulfilled one of my cinematic dreams: to see The Room live with its director, writer, producer and star, Tommy Wiseau. That this wish ranks somewhere with seeing a true 70mm print of Tati’s Playtime in a theater and meeting my favorite director, Martin Scorsese, strikes even me as odd. By my count, this was my eighth or ninth time seeing the film, and the second in a theater. Each time, I watched it with a different group of friends or a few converts as we spread the Gospel of Wiseau around the Southeastern United States setting up churches devoted to the vaguely Teutonic Jack-of-all-trades (or fight clubs; people react to The Room in different ways).

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For those who somehow found this page on a geek-oriented web site and still don’t know what The Room is, I don’t know that words can help you. Clearly meant to be a personal, maybe even psychological, drama about a man whose life falls apart before his eyes, The Room features such bad acting, such inexplicable dialogue and such unnecessary special effects (such as using CGI backdrops of the San Francisco skyline despite being filmed in San Francisco) that even its creator began to sell it as an intended dark comedy when the first reviews hit publications. The only way to assign any meaning at all to the film is to argue facetiously for its stance as an auterial work of hidden layers, as I once did for a laugh.

Wiseau certainly figured out his role in the inevitable snowball of bad-press-as-good-press long before he showed up in Atlanta last night to present the film in-between negotiations with Cartoon Network for a new show. Not only does he sell that bullshit about the film’s “intentional” comedy; he also appears in the flesh – for lack of a better term – to bask in the dubious love of crowds of hipsters who have come not to praise Tommy but to bury him.

After a meet-and-greet, Wiseau held a half-hour Q&A, during which he insulted some questioners, hugged others, led a singing of “Happy Birthday” and even dumped plastic spoons – the faithful will understand – onto a willing fan. When Wiseau deigned to answer a question, his answers only heightened confusion and uncertainty, each response an ouroboric, self-annihilating cycle of incoherent logic and halting English. He responded to one individual’s question of the significance of cancer in the film by promising to “educate” the young lad, only to spiral into unexplored lingual territory before finally telling the kid to just Google “cancer” to get the answer. Then, a guy asked what it was like to work with Jessica Alba on some small project, to which Wiseau creepily and mysteriously replied, “Which Jessica Alba, the real one or the funny one?”

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The crowd ate it up, paying more attention to him than their high school and college (if more than 10 percent of the people in the theater were old enough to be out of college), and the actual screening was an uproarious experience, the usual electricity of a live show amplified by Wiseau’s presence. Seasoned pros had dialogue and action down to the second, engaging in spot-on countdowns and shouting the lines as they were said, while neophytes basked in the mad insanity of it all.

As I sat near the front, pelted by plastic spoons thrown with wild abandon and screaming and laughing my head off, I devoted some time to wondering, as I always do when I sit down with The Room, why I do this. We’ve moved firmly into the summer block of movie releases now, a time of year only slightly improved over the cinematic wasteland that is the first financial quarter of the year. I spend my summers at the movies typically setting aside the five or six big releases that I get some measure of entertainment out of – from passive enjoyment to the one or two releases I rave about – from the wave of derivative franchise films and failed attempts to launch new franchises that stem primarily from a source material or from so many clichŽs and tropes that the word “original” does not automatically come to mind.

Why then, spend my time with films that go beyond the unremarkable and passively offensive detritus of the mainstream into the realm of true tastelessness? There are plenty of great films being made in this country, to say nothing of the rest of the world, on a yearly basis, and I could be devoting more time to tracking down limited distribution and belated DVD releases than returning over and over again to the casual misogyny of The Room and Manos: The Hands of Fate or the staggering inanity of Night Train to Mundo Fine. What grabs me?

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Well, for one thing, I’m not typically disposed toward tearing apart independent artists*, as everyone deserves the chance to mess up and learn through error at first, particularly those working outside the studio system. With the term “indie movie” having taken on the same meaning as “indie rock” – that is to say a definable aesthetic over a true lack of mainstream distribution – the ambition it takes to go out and raise the money and the crew oneself should be acknowledged even if the finished product should be put in a safe and then dumped in the sea.

But that does not account for why I can so ardently get behind these movies. The most obvious reason, and the most perversely poetic, is that these bad movies**, hallmarks of everything cinema shouldn’t be, bring back a communal sense of the theater. The practice of shouting out lines, be they jeers or made-up dialogue, stretches back to the medium’s beginning, when patrons of silent films would make up conversations between title cards and vociferously offer their opinion of the movie as it unfolded. Now, long after cinema has established itself as the seventh art and produces masterpieces and moving baubles for cheap consumption, the embrace of pure, unmistakable garbage somehow brings the medium back to the nexus point of its divergence between entertainment and art.

As such, nearly everyone who attends something like The Room in a live setting enters with the intent to watch it “ironically,” to cheer and jeer before leaving with an ego boost, assured that even the poorest life decisions won’t turn out that bad. But those same people leave with a genuine, however twisted, appreciation of the film. As sarcastic as it may sound, the film really does bring people together, a deliriously fun experience that even the quality blockbusters cannot elicit. It’s no wonder, then, that midnight movies take up residence at arthouse theaters: they engender an earnest cinephilia, linking the intellectual, the pretentious and the mundane into one hollering carnival.

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Edward D. Wood, Jr. The King of Crap

Also, to return to the independent angle, a number of these films show a passion lacking in “proper” movies. Take the most famous example of bad-good filmmaking, Ed Wood Jr. Wood’s initial work ethic and optimistic ethos, immortalized in Tim Burton’s biopic on the director (and his most human work), believed in the power of movie making. Wood wanted to make it, to be sure, but the excitement evident in his films, seen most clearly in his satisfaction with every first take no matter what mistakes occurred, gives the impression that the simple act of making a film gave him such pleasure that critical and commercial success could not have elevated it a great deal. (Only after people got wise to how bad he was and shut him out did Wood give in to a more bitter and defeated outlook.)

I would venture to say, though, that Wood’s films contain more than just passion,; many have surprisingly progressive ideas, especially in the push for acceptance of alternative lifestyles put forward by the transvestite director. The stiff acting that mars his films grates on the nerves, but it also breaks from the more melodramatic delivery of contemporary film. Bunny Breckinridge’s performance in Plan 9 from Outer Space, in which he was ironically the only professional actor (save the footage Wood took of Bela Lugosi before his death), is so brilliantly deadpan that he practically opened the doors for anti-comedy in the movies. Hell, he could have fit in the early films of Michelangelo Antonioni, whose ennui-filled art movies stand at the opposite pole from Ed Wood’s sandbox. Burton clearly understood this by casting Bill Murray, one of the great deadpans, to play Bunny in Ed Wood, allowing audiences to see just how thin the line separating Wood’s ineptitude from talent really was.

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Perhaps this is all an effect of the majority of cinema falling almost by definition in the middle, the sheer mass and size of the average obscuring the extremities into one horizon. But I can recite more of The Room’s script than I can of any of my 10 favorite films, and both of my live viewings of the film (and some home screenings with friends) trump any other theatrical experience for sheer pleasure. Ultimately, in a country*** increasingly typified by mediocrity, from its entertainment to its government, there’s something appealing about trying and failing spectacularly. None of these people made a film with tax write-offs in mind; they put everything on the line to do something they loved. Regardless of how terrible (and terribly funny) the finished product is, who can’t respect that spirit?

*The second main criterion of bad films taken as comic brilliance is that the film cannot be intended as a comedy. Comedy cannot fail and be subsequently taken as comedy, at least not without a cavernous sense of schadenfreude. This also explains why The Room almost certainly could not have been originally a comedy.
** The original midnight movies – the anti-Western El Topo, David Lynch’s debut Eraserhead, John Waters’ pictures and The Rocky Horror Picture Show — all had darkly comic moments and a tastelessness that attracted audiences of dubious character, but each of these films contains working elements, and some of them could be taken as high art, separating them from the bad dramas working their way through cultist hands today.
***Cult films do tend to be a curiously, though not exclusively, American province; only recently has The Room ventured outside the country, and even the British rock opera Rocky Horror enjoys more success here (though a theater in Germany is modeled after the film).

Jake Cole is a 20-year-old journalism student at Auburn University who hopes to become a critic. He constantly updates his blog, Not Just Movies, where he garrulously spouts about film, television and whatever else strikes his fancy. In his considerable free time, he wonders what it would be like to know how to talk to women.

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