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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 8/17/12: Communing With Sharks

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    It’s a bittersweet affair, listening to the audio commentaries on the Community: Season 3 (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP) set and hearing creator Dan Harmon talk about all of the things the show would be tackling if they got a 4th season (which they have) just a few short weeks before he was informed by Sony that he was fired as showrunner. Still, the season is a fitting send off for his era of the show, containing all of the whimsy and sincerity that has made it beloved. The set is also loaded with bonus features, including audio commentaries on every episode, featurettes, deleted scenes, and actually funny outtakes.

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    As a kid, I was always fascinated by gyroscopes – particularly the ones that I bought just about every time I would visit a museum gift shop lo, those many years ago. And they were always a pain to get going. Ah, but the Precision Gyroscope ($11.99), with its pull cord, is so much easier to operate, and makes mucking around with one of those little wonders of balance the fun it always should have been.

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    There are plenty of new-to-Blu-Ray catalogue releases I’ve been looking forward to this year, and right near the top has been the near-unbearable anticipation for the fully restored and remastered Jaws (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP). And the work they’ve done on the film doesn’t disappoint. It’s become cliché to say a film has never looked better, but it’s absolutely true here, as film looks even better than brand new, considering the printing and projection shortcomings of its original release. As far as bonus features go, you get all of the features from the previous DVD special addition, plus the addition of the troubled documentary fan-produced The Shark Is Still Working, which has been floating around the festival circuit for years and finally finds a home here. So overall, yes – Yes, you must get this Blu-Ray. Now.

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    And while you’re on a Jaws kick this week, be sure to pick up the newly re-released and expanded edition of screenwriter Carl Gottlieb’s The Jaws Log (Newmarket Press, $16.99 SRP), his journals on the making of that landmark film. Just don’t ask him who wrote the Indianapolis speech.

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    I’m really starting to get spoiled, what with two classic Doctor Who releases coming every month – And this month is no different, bringing us a special edition of the very first adventure versus the Autons for Jon Pertwee’s 3rd Doctor in Doctor Who: Spearhead From Space (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), and an Ace-era foray to the Psychic Circus for Sylvester McCoy’s 7th Doctor in Doctor Who: The Greatest Show In The Galaxy (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). Both are loaded with commentaries and featurettes, and both are worth picking up.

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    While The Smurfs And The Magic Flute (Shout Factory, Rated G, DVD-$14.83 SRP) may be the first feature film starring Peyo’s little blue creations, it bothered me when I saw it as a kid because none of the voices matched the ones then being heard regularly on Saturday mornings, as the film was actually produced overseas and later dubbed into English. This new release looks a heck of a lot better than the crappy VHS tape of the early 80’s, and there a clutch of bonus featurettes, as well.

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    It’s been awhile sing they’ve done an official release, but the latest biography to come down the pike from A&E’s Bio channel is Barack Obama: From His Childhood To The Presidency (Bio, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) – And the title pretty much covers its subject matter and timespan.

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    The fine folks at Shout Factory have really stepped up their classic TV releases in recent years, taking over for aborted efforts by studios like Sony and Universal, and wrapping the DVD releases of shows long after many of us had given up hope. The latest clutch of titles on glorious life support include the 5th and final season of Kojak (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$44.99 SRP), the second and final season of S.W.A.T. (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$44.99 SRP), the seventh and final season of Designing Women (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$44.99 SRP), the complete second season of The Rookies (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$44.99 SRP), the complete third season of Hazel (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$34.93 SRP), the seventh season of Law & Order: Criminal Intent (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$49.97 SRP), and the complete second season of Fantasy Island (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$39.97 SRP). Heck, they’ve even picked up and released the third season of Diff’rent Strokes (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.93 SRP)!

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    And if that weren’t enough, Shout also continues to release the massive Nickelodeon catalogue, with the most recent being the 2nd volume from Cat Dog: Season 1 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP), the 2nd volume from Danny Phantom: Season 2 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP), and the 2nd volume of The Angry Beavers: Season 3 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP). Keep bringing it, Shout!

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    It’s a little late to the party, but Titanic: 100 Years In 3D (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.95 SRP) is remarkable for featuring actual high definition 3D imagery of the infamous liner taken at the wreck site. Fascinating, fascinating viewing for buffs.

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    Parents might want to pick up the entire 52-episode set of the science-adventure series The Magic School Bus (Scholastic, Not Rated, DVD-$79.95 SRP), featuring a teacher and the supernatural bus that takes her class just about everywhere you can imagine. Except Tijuana. It is a kid’s show, after all.

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    Collecting a trio of shows shot in London, Manchester, & Edinburgh, Jay & Silent Bob Get Old: Tea Bagging In The UK (Industrial Entertainment, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) is essentially a pair of discs collecting the video versions of the duo’s previously released tour podcasts. But now you can both hear *and* see them. At the same time.

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    The show’s become a creative mess, but diehards will delight in the complete third season of Glee (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$69.99 SRP), which finds the Gleeks on the road to both the Nationals and their graduation., which means there’s plenty of fresh blood joining the group and plenty of hand-wringing. Oh, and singing. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    Root around in America’s garbage with the latest releases from the “History” Channel – American Pickers: Volume Four (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) and Pawn Stars: Volume Five (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP). Neither contains any bonus features, and you’ll be heard-pressed to find history, either.

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    Sideshow has done an incredible job in bringing animated characters to the three-dimensional world via their 1/4-scale premium format line, with the most recent standout being the incredible Captain Hook added to a list that includes Snow White‘s Evil Queen and Sleeping Beauty‘s Maleficent. Well, now you can add their buxom and beautiful Jessica Rabbit ($324.99), which captures Roger’s wife in full-on nightclub sultry mode, dressed in her glittering gown and standing on a light-up base. As if that weren’t enough, you even get a separate penguin waiter from the Ink & Paint Club. Just look at how gorgeous this is…

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 8/5/11: We’re On A Mission From Bluto

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    In what amounts to a summer comedy storm, a pair of brilliant catalogue titles make their high definition debut looking and sounding better than they ever have – Animal House & The Blues Brothers (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP each). Animal House contains both of the retrospective documentaries featured on the last DVD edition, while The Blues Brothers sports both the theatrical and extended cuts, plus a trio of documentaries. Both discs? Must-buys.

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    Over the years, the fine folks at Thinkgeek have done plenty of cool in-house products, but the one that evokes the most delightful gut response is the iCade ($99.99). As you can see, it’s a scaled-down vintage arcade cabinet for use with your iPad. Simply place your iPad in the screen area, and you can play vintage games with the bluetooth controls. Isn’t that grand?

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    For years there was doubt they could even be licensed for release, but there’s cause for much rejoicing because the entire 5-film giant turtle run is being released in the box set Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection Volume XXI: MST3K vs. Gamera (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$64.99 SRP), which comes packaged in a collectible tin and is loaded with bonus featurettes. You know you want this. Get it. Watch it. Love it.

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    While I could care less about the awful sequel Conan The Destroyer (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP), I am delighted beyond words that John Milius’s epic Conan The Barbarian (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) has finally made its way into high definition, and you can instantly appreciated the upgraded audio and print. In addition to the pre-existing audio commentary and documentary, the first film also adds about 10 minutes of vintage EPK interviews not seen in 30 years.

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    I have to make a confession to you – as a child of the early 80’s, I collected Smurfs. I had a lot of Smurfs. I used to search high and low for certain Smurfs. I used to watch the cartoon. I was Smurfy. Well, now that Belgian artist Peyo’s little blue creations have hit the big screen, Abrams has released a lovely retrospective book, The World Of Smurfs (Abrams Image, $24.95 SRP). Inside you’ll fine plenty of information, illustrations, and ephemera from across their smurfy history.

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    It’s a middle ground between the sophistication of the original animated Batman, Superman, & Justice League and the more juvenile Teen Titans, but Young Justice (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) has enough of the classic Bruce Timm vibe to at least make it mostly interesting viewing. This volume collects the first 4 episodes of the first season.

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    As much as I enjoy Tracy Morgan as a comic performer on 30 Rock, the stand-up featured on his first stand-up special Tracy Morgan: Black & Blue (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP) never quite reaches the level of funny, instead being carried largely on the idea that he can get a laugh trough sheer force. The DVD contains an additional 15 minutes of material not seen in the original special.

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    I enjoyed the small town eccentricity found in the first season of Eastbound And Down (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP), but count me amongst those that felt the show lost its way as the second season found Danny McBride’s failed baseball player Kenny Powers south of the border trying to fashion a comeback out of a ragtag local team and unreasonable schemes. Bonus materials include commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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    I could do without the revised director’s edition, but I am a fan of the original take of Donnie Darko (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), which is now on Blu-Ray via a new 4-disc collector’s set which features both cuts of the film, audio commentaries, production diaries, featurettes, and more.

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    I thought the first film was goofy fun perfect for kids of all ages, but there were diminishing returns as the series went on, even though all 3 of Robert Rodriguez’s original Spy Kids films are entirely watchable. Now, you can own Spy Kids, Spy Kids 2, and Spy Kids 3 (Lionsgate, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP each) in high definition, porting over much of the bonus materials from the previous DVD editions and adding some new featurettes as well.

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    He’s a little bit older and the threats are a little bit tougher, but you still pretty much get what you’ve come to expect from the franchise in Ben 10 Ultimate Alien: The Return Of Heatblast (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). This 2-disc set contains 10 episodes.

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    If you want to see a true comedy of awkwardness that far eclipsed the fictional show that brought it all about, watch as Everybody Loves Raymond creator Phil Rosenthal travels to Russia in order to help adapt a local version of the show in the documentary Exporting Raymond (Sony, Rated PG, DVD-$30.99 SRP). It’s a comedy of errors and cultural loggerheads both frustrating and funny. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and two episodes of both the US and Russian versions of the show so you can compare.

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    Many fans feel it was cancelled too soon, but perhaps they’ll be consoled re-watching the 4th and final season of Everwood (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), as the Abbots face a series of tribulations. Bonus materials include unaired scenes.

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    The little red furry one decides to change his name by adding a “J”, which your kids can see happen (and learn, too) in Sesame Street: Learning Letters With Elmo (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). Will “Jelmo” stick?

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    Now that the troubled yet promising series has wrapped, the entire five season run of Stargate Atlantis (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$199.99 SRP) has been collected into a box set, featuring extended episodes, audio commentaries, featurettes, and much more. See, that takes some of the sting off of the cancellation, right? Right?

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    The fine folks at Underground Toys have released another pair of figure sets that are most definitely irresistible to diehard Doctor Who fans. The Time Monster set ($39.95) contains the Roger Delgado iteration of The Master, and his camouflaged TARDIS. The Time Warrior set ($69.99) contains a Sontaran soldier, Linx, his (rather large) spaceship, and the 3rd Doctor in his green coat. You know you want these. Now go and get them.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Opinion In A Haystack: Looking At AVATAR

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    LOOKING AT AVATAR

    He did it. James Cameron pulled it off. All of the praise and positive quips you’ve read, heard, and watched are spot on. Avatar is a behemoth spectacle to behold, a mighty game-changing cinematic dinosaur made of fire and fueled by Jolt Cola. The all-encompassing 3D CG environment coupled with the “BEST EVER” motion-captured actors is all numbingly realistic to the point of confusion. Take one of the greatest mainstream directors of all time, let him gestate on a film’s production for over a decade, then stir in a well-used $300 million and you will get Avatar. This is hardly the misfire, dream-project that so many feared. This isn’t James Cameron’s Legend (even though I like Legend.) It has all the markings of a wet-dream-big-director-project gone wrong, yet in the equation Cameron remembered one thing, to make the movie for himself AND the audience.

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    The film is a triumph not because it’s perfect, which it isn’t, but because it’s succeeds as grand entertainment. When is the last time the public received a movie of this caliber, based on original material, with this level of passion behind it? The fact that this is an original script with a production of this magnitude, sadly, gives it a nostalgia factor of 15-20 years ago, regardless of the technology. It is a very welcomed feeling that makes us glad that Mr. Cameron is back, and worried that he will go away, possibly back to the obscurity of making ocean documentaries.

    The film’s plot, blue aliens, and overarching themes have obviously been heavily criticized for the past few months. The horrid advertising for the film should be to blame for this. What marketing department in their right mind thought that advertising a movie as “game-changing” was a good idea? Is “backlash” or “cynicism” not in their vocabulary? What is curious about all the criticism is that they are all more or less true, but not really in a detrimental form. Cameron’s script is simply playing on conventions as old as storytelling itself, which does lend the movie to being rife with cliché, but it’s cliché done well. Let’s take a closer look at the criticisms, from the point of view of someone who’s seen the flick:

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    Criticism 1: “It’s James Cameron’s Smurfs.”

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    The Na’vi are blue.

    They Live in the woods.

    They are peaceful.

    The villain (Humans) send a “Smurfette” (Sam Worthington) to infiltrate them.

    The “Smurfette” is won over by the love and way of life of the Na’vi (thank you Donnie Darko, and Wikipedia .)
    The “Smurfette” yearns to become one of the Na’vi.

    The male leader of the Na’vi tribe has prominent RED body adornments much like Papa Smurf. (yes, seriously.)

    Conclusion: Yes, it is sort of like James Cameron’s mega-budget-ultra-serious Smurf movie. It should be pointed out that Saturday Night Live called it first, even down to the Celine Dion/Titanic joke. SNL guessed Cameron’s next movie over a decade in advance!

    Criticism 2: “It’s the exact same movie as FernGully, even down to the message.”

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    The humans have come to sap resources (Unobtainium) from the land.

    The male lead gets physically transformed into a being much like the natives.

    A female of the forest dwellers befriends a member of the humans.

    The man and the native fall in love.

    The humans continue to collect the resources, without care or regard for the natives.

    There is a winged creature that helps the protagonists along the way.

    There is a clear message about humans destroying nature for the sake of progress.

    Conclusion: Ok, so it’s “sort of” like James Cameron’s live action FernGully remake. It probably even has more thematic/character similarities that I forgot to include, however that doesn’t mean its plagiarism. Do you honestly think James Cameron cares about, or even remembers FernGully? If so, do you think he’s seen this?

    Criticism 3: “It’s Dances With Wolves on an alien planet”¦with Smurfs”

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    I’m going to cop out and just say watch the South Park episode entitled “Dances With Smurfs.” I doubt anyone could explain it as well as Eric Cartman.

    Conclusion: As usual, South Park is pretty much on the mark.

    Criticism 4: “The Delgo Comparisons.”

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    Conclusion: Yes, it is pretty similar… but what movie was in production first?

    So what does all of that mean? Is James Cameron a plagiarist? No, certainly not. FernGully and Dances With Wolves are both stories built on conventions as old as time, and none of us are going back even further to see what they were “copied” from. If you are going to insult the film for something trivial, how about for using a title font, and subtitle font that is way to close (if not exactly the same) to the corny, over-used font known as Papyrus. As for the Smurfs comparison, yes, that is humorously close. James Cameron even said he found it funny in an interview, right before he went on to insult Jar Jar Binks, which should help us to give him the benefit of the doubt. When all is said and done, even if you think he stole from these other things (which he didn’t) he took the elements and made something great with them. Do you really think for the past 15 years he has been in his basement watching FernGully, Dances With Wolves, and Smurfs DVDs, while sipping cognac and laughing maniacally about his deceptive future plans? Is the theft of FernGully really worth creating revolutionary new technology for? No offense to FernGully, but no, it isn’t.

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    This column, Opinion In A Haystack, is often overflowing with disdain for special F/X of the computer generated persuasion. Bob Rose (me) is not a fan of CG. However, the level at which Avatar’s environments work, and the nigh-photo-realistic skin texture and muscle movements achieved by Cameron’s team make it so real, that it’s just that, real. By the second half of the film, the effects aren’t even a question anymore. Avatar doesn’t feel like Sin City, Sky Captain, or 300. There’s not this constant search to see the seams because there is no seams, it is one giant cohesive visual. The 3D is not gimmicky either. It is only used as a tool of depth and space, much like how Pixar’s Up utilized it earlier this year. 3D most certainly adds to the whole experience, but even now I think 3D should still be considered a gimmick. Avatar would work in 2D just as well as it does in 3D, if it didn’t then the whole film would be a gimmick itself. I don’t really care how much Cameron, Spielberg, and Jackson back the tech of 3D, until it can be accomplished without the viewer having to wear glasses then it’s not “normal” cinema. To me there is a fear that some movies will start being produced ONLY in 3D with no 2D counterpart.

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    All the performances in the movie are top notch, perhaps except for Sam Worthington being a touch bland. The shining star of the movie is easily Stephen Lang as Colonel Miles Quaritch. Once again we have cliché in his facial-scars coupled with his hard bitten disposition, but Lang pulls out all the stops and goes for broke with the cliché. He is easily the most enjoyable character to watch through out the run time, and his physical appearance is baffling. It looks as though James Cameron told Lang to spend the last decade in physical training to play this role, it’s hard to believe that is Ike Clanton from Tombstone, or George Pickett from Gettysburg.

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    The question of whether or not this movie will prove successful is not really a concern of mine. It’s classic Cameron through and through, right down to the “revolutionary” effects, and it’s a damn entertaining flick. The downfall of this will be the aura of “pretension” surrounding it, most people will walk in thinking that Cameron himself is saying that he reinvented the reinvention of the wheel and he’s damn serious about it. However, after reading most interviews with him, he is much more concerned with the quality-entertainment aspect then the need to change cinema. He didn’t spend 15 years on a useless light show, he spent it on a story he felt people would want to experience, and how to tell that story. Avatar works because Cameron worked hard.

    Thanks for reading.

  • Win THE SMURFS: TRUE BLUE FRIENDS on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away four (4) copies of THE SMURFS: TRUE BLUE FRIENDS on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 1st.

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    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

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    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 1st.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.