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March 28, 2014

Weekend Shopping Guide 3/28/14: Satellite Of Puddin’

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

It seems we were just celebrating the 25th anniversary of the denizens of the Satellite of Love, but here we are with the sheer delight of another brand new collection featuring Joel & Mike & The Bots from the fine folks at Shout Factory. Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume 29 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP) supports another quartet of episodes – the first season episode The Untamed Youth, Hercules And The Captive Youth, The Thing That Couldn’t Die, and the I can’t believe the actually got the rights and huzzah that they did Pumaman. Bonus materials include introductions and a spotlight on his “Riffing Myself” show from Joel Hodgson, featurettes, and trailers.

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Her puddin’, the clown prince of crime, got his 12″ release a few months back from the fine folks at Sideshow Collectibles, but now the psychotic love of the Joker’s life arrives in the red & black form of Harley Quinn ($189.99). Looking every bit the cute killer fans going back to her debut in Batman: The Animated Series know and love, she comes with her comically oversized hammer, pop-gun, plenty of hands, a spare head, and much more. Now we just need the 1/6-scale Batman to fight the dastardly couple.

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While I don’t think it’s as brilliant as it’s massive box office take seems to suggest, I do think Frozen (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP) is definitely an enjoyable animated film that proves the House of Mouse has come along way from their awkward early CG days of Dinosaur and Chicken Little. I’m not entirely sure why the 3D version of the film hasn’t been released, but this special edition – featuring a making-of, music videos, deleted scenes, and the clever Mickey Mouse short “Get A Horse!” – will tide you over until the inevitable double-dip.

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It’s not his best, but there’s an undeniable allure to Martin Scorsese’s latest stab at the Goodfellas formula of doomed yet despicably loveable criminals, The Wolf Of Wall Street (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which swaps mafiosos for stockbrokers. Bonus materials are limited to a featurette.

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As sketch comedy series go – and it’s not an easy form to be consistently good in – there’s much more gold than dross to be found in the Key & Peele: Seasons 1 & 2 collection (Comedy Central, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP). The set sports audio commentaries, outtakes, an interview, and more from Luther (Obama’s Anger Translator). Make sure you get your binge in before the premiere of the third season.

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While not as sparklingly brilliant as Armando Iannucci’s The Thick Of It, his team’s take on the US political machine, Veep (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) remains a winning satire in its much more assured second season, deconstructing the politics of the junior power position of the Vice-Presidency (ably handled by the exquisite Julie Louis-Dreyfuss). Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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Following in the footsteps of the perfectly okay but not terribly much more than that Merlin comes the latest BBC stab at a genre fantasy, Atlantis (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP), which finds our hero Jason washed up on the strange shores of that fabled island and dropped into myths and adventure. Bonus materials include featurettes and interviews.

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Idris Elba is just as incredible as you expect him to be playing the legendary South African freedom fighter in Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom (Anchor Bay, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which chronicles Mandela’s life from his start as a young political leader through his incarceration and finally his freedom and return to lead, and heal, his nation. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and featurettes.

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First loves and sexual awakening? Sounds like the perfect recipe for a foreign film sensation, and that’s exactly what you get with Abdellatif Kechiche’s Blue Is The Warmest Color (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.95 SRP), about a high schooler that finds herself swept up in a passionate romance with a female twenty-something art student in a delicately rendered tale of fiery youth. Bonus materials include a trailer, a TV spot, and the usual in-depth Criterion essay.

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Lucille Ball returned to prime time television twice after her legendary series I Love Lucy, and the third and final of these makes its it to DVD in toto with Here’s Lucy: The Complete Series (MPI, Not Rated, DVD-$ SRP), featuring all 6 seasons of the show that united her with her real life children as a widowed mother raising her teenage son & daughter while trying to run a talent agency. Bonus materials include episode intros, featurettes, interviews, PSAs, vintage ads, and more.

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Wipe the memory of the horrid live action tale of Hal Jordan with the significantly more enjoyable Green Lantern: The Animated Series (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) which, while not reaching the lofty heights of the Batman or Superman animated outings, still manages to be a satisfyingly entertaining ride.

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Restored to the original broadcast length with vastly improved picture and sound, the first season of Little House On The Prairie (Lionsgate, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$38.99 SRP) makes its high definition debut, featuring the pilot and all 24 episodes, plus a documentary and an original screen test.

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Mix Deliverance, Army Of Darkness, and Shaun Of The Dead and you get the loopy redneck zombie comedy Buck Wild (Millennium Entertainment, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), that’s just as gonzo as you’d expect.

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While the movie itself is disposable fluff, Vince Vaughn proves yet again that he’s eminently watchable in Delivery Man (Dreamworks, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$32.99 SRP), in which he stars as an underachiever who discovers he’s fathered over 500 children via donations he made 20 years prior. And then the affably cheeky journey towards adult responsibility ensues. Bonus materials include featurettes, bloopers, and a deleted scene.

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Psychedelia is in full bloom in Wonderwall (Fabulous, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.97 SRP), a fascinating if mostly impenetrable relic of the late 60s about a love triangle, a magical world, and a memorable score from George Harrison. Bonus materials include featurettes, outtakes, and more.

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Bronies – Start counting your loose change so you can pick up My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic – A Dash Of Awesome (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$14.93 SRP), the latest collection of the hugely popular pony-based cartoon, featuring 5 episodes plus a sing-along.

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The catalogue folks at Mill Creek have teamed up with TV Guide to release branded collections culling from the properties they manage into 2-disc episode themed releases under the TV Guide Spotlight banner. Hurtle back to Benson, Good Times, Diff’rent Strokes, and The Jeffersons with TV Guide Spotlight: Groundbreaking Sitcoms Of The 70s (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP). You’ve got shows like 3rd Rock, The Nanny, and That 70’s Show on TV Guide Spotlight: Great Comedies Of The 90s (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP). TV Guide Spotlight: Leading Ladies Of Classic Comedy (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP) features the likes of Bewitched, I Dream Of Jeannie, Gidget, and Maude. Spin some old school law & order with SWAT, Charlie’s Angels, Starsky & Hutch, and Police Woman with TV Guide Spotlight: Cop Shows Of The 70s (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP). Or you can get The Get-Along Gang, Heathcliff, and The Littles on TV Guide Spotlight: Totally 80s Toons (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP). There’s more animation like Where On Earth Is Carmen Sandiego and COPS in TV Guide Spotlight: Super Action Animation (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP).

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I’m not a big fan of horror and gore, but for aficionados of such entertainment, the DVD arrival of the complete 3 season run of Tales From The Darkside producer Richard P. Rubenstein’s anthology series Monsters (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$99.98 SRP). Featuring a roll call of guest stars including everyone from Adrienne Barbeau and Linda Blair to Deborah Harry and Meat Loaf, it’s here for fans to ingest… Probably best to do so on an empty stomach, though.

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Another week, another soundtrack round up! This week, we’ve got Marcelo Zarvos’s score to Face Of Love (Varese Sarabande, $11.49 SRP), Tony Morales & Edward Rogers’s The Bag Man (Lakeshore Records, $19.99 SRP), Stephen Endelman’s Rob The Mob (Lakeshore Records, $19.99 SRP), Rolfe Kent’s Bad Words (Back Lot Music, $8.99 SRP), John Powell’s Rio 2 (Sony, $10.00 SRP), Kyle Newmaster’s Something Wicked (Lakeshore Records, $9.99 SRP), David Holmes & Keefus Ciancia’s The Motel Life (Lakeshore Records, $18.95 SRP), Nathan Furst’s Need For Speed (Varese Sarabande, $16.84 SRP), Rachel Portman’s The Right Kind Of Wrong (Varese Sarabande, $16.98 SRP), the Newton Bros.’ Oculus (Varese Sarabande, $14.41 SRP), and the compilation full of classic movie scores Play It Again, Sam: The Classic Sound Of Hollywood (Sony, $18.70 SRP).

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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March 26, 2014

FREDagator: 2014-4-26

Filed under: FREDagator — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:31 pm

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43 cartoon theme songs in under 5 minutes? See if you can identify them all…

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March 21, 2014

Party Favors: Cable Con Queso

Filed under: Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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DURHAM – Can you smell the reality in the air? I’m not talking about those painfully staged reality shows on TruTV. What’s just around the corner is the Full Frame Documentary Film Festival in Durham, NC. From Thursday, April 3 to Sunday, April 6. This is the friendliest and most relaxed film festival in the world. Because most of the screenings take place within a single complex, there’s no racing all over the city to find obscure screening rooms. You don’t have to worry about the weather. The hotel rates are reasonable. You just show up, pick out the films and watch away. That’s a lot less troublesome than Sundance, Toronto and SXSW. Plus you can always have sweet NC BBQ.

The film’s big tribute is to Steve James. The filmmaker got major notice and robbed of Oscar glory with Hoop Dreams. We interviewed him a while back about his ESPN movie about Allen Iverson. Doug Block gets the opening night slot with 112 Weddings. He deals with couples whose weddings he had previously shot. How are they doing after all these years? I’m curious having worked a few weddings in the past. Joe Berlinger will be there to talk about Metallica Some Kind of Monster. I want to ask what Lars’ tears smell like.

There’s a lot of films including quite a few free public showing. It’s a great day trip. You can get details from visiting http://fullframefest.org/ Please guess what films I’ll be viewing. Remember if you see me, I don’t have any of the Freddie buttons to hand out. But I might have a few uneaten pretzels that I’ll gladly share.

EL REY FOR EL ME

For the first few weeks that El Rey Network appeared on my cable box, I kept thinking it was a competitor for Univision. I took enough Spanish in college to know that it’s Spanish for “The King.” So it seemed it was Spanish. Then one boring morning, I flipped it on to see what Starsky and Hutch sounded like dubbed in Spanish. Turns out David Soul was giving the business to Paul Michael Glaser in English.

What’s the deal with this channel? Filmmaker Robert Rodriguez is a part owner. The man who gave us Sin City and From Dusk Till Dawn finally has a way to reach people 24 hours at a time. He’s high octane guy who hangs with Tarantino. So you’d expect a high octane channel. His first big thing is turning From Dusk Till Dawn into a series. A smart move since the viewers should enjoy vampire strippers. It’d be like HBO combining G String Divas with True Blood. Although that seems to be the only high profile project being promoted. Although one show is what too many cable channels offer in marathon binges.

Most of the broadcast day consists of Dark Angel, Starsky and Hutch, Texas Justice (a court show from the ’00s) and The X-Files. It’s kind of strange since the channels was given carriage space by Comcast to reach a Latino audience. They do offer soccer from Mexico and lucha libre.

Is the channel really going after the Latino audience? Or fanboys that like to eat at Gingoagogo? Are you like BBCAmerica showing The Matrix because you need the easy ratings? I know the channel is young and there’s not been exactly a treasure trove of English language TV shows featuring Hispanic stars. You can run the Jimmy Smits seasons of LA Law and NYPD Blue. Why not have a Smits Sunday for the ladies?

The biggest bonus of the channel is all the Shaw Brothers action flicks. So far I’ve been seeing a bunch that weren’t even released on the Dragon Dynasty DVDs. This makes them must DVR. But there’s a big problem because El Rey’s website currently sucks. I went there to see the schedule and there was none. There were a bunch of embedded videos of Robert talking about what the channel was going to be like. Seeing how it’s been on the cable box for three months, you might want to upgrade from potential to what viewers need to be experiencing.

The channel needs hosts. Give it a few real faces and now merely a flaming logo. It’d be cool to have a videostore clerk giving us the importance of the various Shaw Brothers and other cult films you’re running. Sure the channel wants to push the Grindhouse image, but the harsh fact is that 99 percent of your viewers who saw these films found them on a VHS tape in Dave’s Videodrome or other shady rental joint.

SCREAM FACTORY SHOUTS

Darkman: Collector’s Edition brings Sam Raimi’s edgy superhero masterpiece to high definition with a bonus bonanza. Raimi wanted to make The Shadow. When he was told no, he created his own superhero that looked at the evil in men’s souls. Liam Neeson (Taken) is a scientist trying to make a breakthrough in artificial skin. His ex-girlfriend (Fargo‘s Frances McDormand) gets Liam tangled in a fight between her boss and a gangster. Liam’s laboratory gets lit up and he’s presumed dead. But the doctor is merely burned beyond recognition. He barely recovers and uses his not quite their fake skin to get revenge on everyone involved. It’s a movie that plays bigger than its budget. The star of the show is Larry Drake as the diabolical gangster. He was playing the brain damaged janitor on LA Law so this role was a shocker to TV viewers. The bonus features range from brand new interviews to vintage media packages. Director of Photography Bill Pope gives a master class on the audio commentary. They even allow the henchmen to have their own featurette. The make-up and special effects get fully explored. This was a landmark moment when Hollywood didn’t resort to a comic book character to make a comic book movie.

Slumber Party Massacre remains one of the best films in the mad killer interrupts a fun night flicks. Michele Michaels wants her friends on the basketball team to hang out for the night. It was the ’80s when such events were commonplace. But little did she know that something worse than nerds looking for panties would crash their affair. An escaped mental patient with a drill is ready to add to his body count. What’s really amazing about this film is that it was written by feminist novelist Rita Mae Brown and directed by Amy Jones. Jones gave up a chance to edit E.T. But let’s face it, would you rather say you cut E.T. (which everyone will give your credit to Spielberg anyway) or declare you made Slumber Party Massacre? She made the right choice. The big bonus feature is the first part of Sleepless Night that covers the making of this film. The high definition transfer adds to the creep factor as the body count adds up.

Beneath is what I really wish happened at the end of American Pie. A group of kids head up to the lake after graduating from high school. They’re ready to party. What they don’t realize is that they’re also ready to be lunch for a massive creature under the water. They find themselves stranded on a leaky boat and being picked off. The movie originally aired on Chiller. The bonus features include director Larry Fessenden talking about Jaws.

Bad Dreams & Visiting Hours gives an HD upgrade to the original DVD release put out a few years ago. Bad Dreams brings back my ’90s crush on Jennifer Rubin. She’s the only survive of a religious cult that had a mass suicide via fire. She comes out of her coma only to discover that the crisp remains of the cult leader wants her to join them in the embers. It’s an uncomfortable supernatural battle between her and the demons of her past. Andrew Fleming (The Craft) makes this memorable. Visiting Hours has William Shatner in a supporting role. Lee Grant is attacked by a stranger and rushed to the hospital. Little does she know that attacker wants to finish the job and a couple night watchmen aren’t going to stop him. Can the Shatner come to her rescue. The bonus features include a new interview with Jennifer Rubin. Screenwriter Brian Taggert walks us through the creation of Visiting Hours. It’s a double feature worth watching in the emergency room.

BLU-RAY HEAVEN

Enemies Closer is good old Jean Claude Van Damme dishing out the Van Dammage. He’s doing a major stretch here as he plays a Canadian. He’s out to find a missing drug package. Did I mention he’s the bad guy? Even more outrageous in this film is Orlando Jones (MadTV) playing a semi-bad guy. He looks good kicking ass. But can the 7-Up guy really go foot to face with Van Damme? Once famous director Peter Hyams gets to have a little fun in the Canadian wilderness with his stars. This a film that demands a few cases of Labatts be cracked open to add to the enjoyment.

VINEGAR SYNDROME PEEKS

Peekarama: Sadie & The Seductress is a double feature directed by Bob Chinn. Sadie is Chinn’s version of Joan Crawford’s Rain. He updated the tale of a hooker on Borneo to the Vietnam War era. But she’s still the hooker dealing with the Holy Roller politician. This is a great discovery. The Seductress is about a couples who hook up for a wild nights with others. What they don’t know is that the fun is being photographed. Who is blackmailing these people who just wanted to live a Penthouse Forum fantasy? Both films have their original trailers.

Peekarama: The Altar of Lust & Angel on Fire were directed by Roberta Findlay. Turns out Roberta was a woman and a cinematography of lustful epics. The Altar of Lust explores the events that turn a woman into a lesbian. This one ought to be given a review in Psychology Today. Harry Reems has a big role in turning this woman against men. She’s ultimately asking a psychiatrist to make her straight again. Angel on Fire has a jerk get hit by a car after dumping his pregnant girlfriend. As punishment, he’s returned to Earth as a woman. She discovers how bad it can get when she hooks up with Jamie Gillis. He’s perfect once more. Why wasn’t this edgy actor allowed to crossover to rough and tumble cinema? Odd factoid: Gillis graduated with honors from Columbia University. Finally an Ivy Leaguer worth celebrating.

A Saint, A Woman, A Devil is an X-rated version of All About Eve from the co-writer of Raging Bull, the book. Peter Savage has a lot of fun with a woman with multiple personalities and a raging libido. There’s no stopping her when she flips her personality. My favorite part of this X-rated version is the thanks to the NYU Undergraduates who worked on the film. How come this isn’t one of those movies NYU loves to promote as an accomplishment? Joanna Fields is amazing in the split roles. However she doesn’t seem to have done anything major after this. What a shame. You’d figure one of those NYU film students would have used her in their feature film debut.

DVD SHELF

Power Rangers: Seasons 13 -17 covers the versions that aired from 2006 to 2009. First off is Power Rangers S.P.D. The Power Rangers run a Police Academy to train the new generation. The Earth has changed to an alien melting point that wants to cripple the planet. Guess who has to keep saving the world. S.P.D. stands for Space Patrol Delta. Power Rangers Mystic Force returns to the concept of five teenagers in a sweet town of Briarwood having to fight an army of darkness. This time it’s the evil Morticon throwing all he has at them. The kids have Magi Staffs and Mystic Morphers. Power Rangers Operation Overdrive is a battle for the Crown of the Gods. Turns out the mythical hat is real. But there’s a few jewels missing. An evil force wants them to control the crown. Naturally it’s up to five new kids to save the universe from such a fate. Power Rangers Jungle Fury has three students looking for a new Master after their original one is killed and a pal gets possessed by a demon. They ultimately become the new Power Rangers. They use animal Kung Fu techniques. Power Rangers RPM is a world ravaged by a computer virus so humanity breaks down. The only thing protecting the last of humanity from the evil computer is the Power Rangers. They have cool combat vehicles. There’s a bonus disc that covers the prop master, cast members memories and major fans. This is an overload of Power Ranger action.

Rawhide: The Seventh Season – Volume 1 & Volume 2 brings to an end the time Gil Favor (Eric Fleming) spent riding the range with the endless cattle run. Turns out that Gil was quitting the show to dedicate his career to feature films. His fate would not come close to co-star Clint Eastwood. Little did he know that his first big role after Rawhide would be his last. He’d drown during a stunt in Peru. There’s 30 episodes show him in his iconic role. The big amazing episode of the season is “Canliss.” Why? Because it has Dean Martin playing a gunman trying to go straight with his new bride. But he gets offered one less job at an amazing price. Can he resist a deal that can set him up for life? Dean is always a natural in his cowboy roles. This is one of his finest. The next season he’d be on TV with his variety show. There’s a lot of future stars of The Wild Bunch making cameos. The show would only last a half season with Clint Eastwood in the lead. But it didn’t hurt Clint a bit because he was becoming a star everywhere but America with A Fist Full of Dollars. Eric Fleming will always be keeping those doggies rollin’ thanks to this collection.

Flashpoint: The Final Season brings to an end the greatest series about Canadians with guns. They’re as dangerous as Americans when armed. The final 13 episodes put the Strategic Response Unit (SRU) on their toes until the end. Kind of sad knowing that this was the end of Enrico Colantoni (Just Shoot Me) getting to really shoot people as Sgt. Greg Parker. Plus there’s former Power Ranger Amy Jo Johnson is a real adult role. “Broken Peace” has them dealing with a divorced husband wanting to give his ex-wife a lead alimony check. “No Kind of Life” has proof that Canadian healthcare systems aren’t close to perfect. “Sons of the Father” tracks a serial killer through his brother. Damn shame this show ended since it had the coolness of S.W.A.T. with the heart of Due South.

LA Law: Season One brings back the original show that changed the rules of legal dramas. Before LA Law, legal shows were aped Perry Mason. The lawyer’s life outside of the case wasn’t given much screen time. All that mattered was the courtroom. LA Law got audiences demanding to know what was going on in the lawyer’s bedroom. They wanted their legal briefs on the floor. The series starts off with a dead lawyer and a shooting in the office. This is not an easy viewing legal drama. The season has Jimmy Smits as the new lawyer who isn’t afraid to rock the firm. My personal favorite element is the return of Susan Dey in a role that’s more impressive than her time in The Partridge Family. Perfect show to binge watch on a rainy spring day. The 22 episodes are spread over 6 DVDs.

The Practice: The Final Season isn’t quite the end to the series. Sure it brought an end to several of the lawyers like Ellenor (Camryn Manheim) and Eugene (Steve Harris). But the show ended its eighth season by allowed Alan Shore (James Spader) turn the series into Boston Legal. This means for the final season we get a taste of Denny Crane (Star Trek‘s William Shatner). This is the season that won Shatner the Emmy for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama. Do you understand how this changed the way we viewed honored actors? Who could have ever guessed Shatner would be a hardware king at the Emmys? The season starts with the law firm dealing with major partner splits. The series focuses on if the remaining lawyers can keep their office afloat. Are they ready to be a unit? Not to spoil the 22 episodes, but it’s a massive struggle.

Breaking Amish: Season One takes a quintet of religious kids from their country life to the heart of New York City. This would have been a major shock in 1977. But the newer and cleaner New York City isn’t quite the urban jungle. Although there’s got to be a culture shock when they enter the Times Square Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. They still have a lot of things to bowl them over. Can they remain pure to their beliefs or will they embrace the life of the English? Can they deal with the lack of barn buildings in Soho?

The Red Skelton Show: The Lost Episodes has 16 episodes from his early TV series. Instead just doing a series of sketches, Skelton would perform a sitcom as one of his characters including Clem Kadiddlehopper, San Fernando Red and Freddie the Freeloader. He lines up plenty of great guest stars for his fun including Eve Arden, Vivian Vance, Sebastian Cabot, Jackie Coogan and Buster Crabbe. The bonus features include two episodes where Red couldn’t make the show. His fill in hosts were Danny Thomas, Arthur Godfrey and Jackie Gleason. These are hilarious dips into the Golden Age of Television that are must see TV for people who want a time when TV comedies weren’t dominated by Chuck Lorre.

Grizzly Adams: The Renewal is a special TV movie that deals with an Easter theme. If you need a family TV special for the holiday, why not embrace Dan Haggerty, Denver Pyle and Ben the bear? Grizzly must help out some nearby settlers and Indians to protect their religious ceremonies. Of course nowadays we have pundits on Fox News doing this work. But none of them are as heartwarming as Haggerty. Who needs bunnies when you have a giant bear looking for eggs?

Drawing With Mark is a series with illustrator Mark Marderosian giving lessons to viewers on how to improve their artistic skills. Something Fishy!/A Day at the Aquarium makes the subject aquatic. Instead of merely sitting in his studio, Mark takes the viewers to Woods Hole Science Aquarium to get an eye for what they’re trying to capture. He wants you to go beyond the simple fish. Good to Grow!/Life on the Farm puts Mark with the animals. What kid doesn’t like a little help figuring out how to make their figures more realistic? The good part about watching on DVD is that you can pause the frame and get a true sense of how he’s making the animals appear on the page. There’s also bonus art projects including making an Origami fish and a horse puppet.

Terry Fator: Live In Concert lets you know what the winner of America’s Got Talent has been doing on stage in Las Vegas. Fator took over Danny Gans’ mantle when he arrived at the Mirage. Like Gans, he understands how to do a great impersonation. But instead of merely acting them out, he brings them on stage with his puppets. He also has a few of his own characters. Think of him a Jeff Dunham without the terrorist jokes. Odds are high you might want to check out his new show if you’re wandering down the Las Vegas Strip. He’s the hottest thing in that town since Dan Tanna.

Nurse Jackie: Season Five brings back Edie Falco as the stressed out emergency room nurse. With her marriage falling apart and her job not going well, she must maintain her sober lifestyle. The influences lead to her to become a patient in her own hospital. Is she going to be one of those “know it all” patients? Of course. You might want to buy this boxset quick since Showtime starts airing the sixth season on April 13. Try to watch this without drinking. No matter what, Jackie’s life is trauma.

Mortal Enemies is pure buttkicking cinema. Two orphans cross paths years later when one is kidnapped by pirates. Don’t need to give away the big twist, but it’s a shocking reunion for the duo. Is their brotherhood enough to bond them once more? Robin Shou and Verdy Bhawanta are good at the throwdown action.

Traci Long is back with more installments of her Longevity Series. The latest three videos including Defining Shapes, Step Forward & Staying Power. You’re going to be burning some calories keeping up with her routines. Defining Shape focuses on creating lean muscles with a total body strength workout. Step Forward is a high energy step workout. She uses all sides of the step to keep you in motion. Staying Power is all about boosting your cardio routine. Long has a good connection with the camera as she goes through the routines. Learn to burn before its bikini season.

March 18, 2014

FREDagator: 2014-3-18

Filed under: FREDagator — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:25 pm

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Can’t wait to see what new & exicting fart jokes they’ll unleash on the world (y’know, in the Schulz tradition)…

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March 14, 2014

Weekend Shopping Guide 3/14/14: The Mighty Monarch

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

The wait between seasons seems longer and longer, but when you view the 8 episodes comprising The Venture Bros.: Season Five (Adult Swim, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP), you understand that the wait is a necessary byproduct of the quality Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer bring to the crafting of each and every episode. As a bonus, the set also contains both the Halloween and Shallow Gravy specials, plus audio commentaries on every episode from Astrobase Go.

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As soon as we saw the seemingly endless variations of armor on display in Iron Man 3, we all knew it was going to be a marketing bonanza, so it came as little surprise that the ones to pounce on that opportunity were the fine folks at Hot Toys, who seem determined to make 1/6th scale versions of every single Tony Stark creation in the film. The first out of the gate is the Iron Man Mark XXI – Midas (Sideshow, $299.99), which presents the armored Avenger in gilded form, with the armor itself being very close in design to the bog standard red & gold outfit. Just gold. As usual, you get an incredible array of hands and flaps, plus the super-spiffy LED lighting in the chest, eyes, and palms.

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It’s time for Matt Smith’s yuletide swan song as the 11th Doctor in Doctor Who: The Time Of The Doctor (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP), which finds the post-50th anniversary time lord at the end of his regenerations and in a standoff with his greatest foes. Bonus materials include documentaries on Smith’s tenure and the inhabitants of the TARDIS over the years, plus a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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Coming off a high water mark first season finale, the second season gets off to a running start with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutagen Mayhem (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), as the Turtles unwittingly shower the city with ooze canisters, leading to much… well… mayhem. This disc features the first 6 episodes of the season, plus 6 scene evolutions and a Channel 6 Special Report.

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Shockingly, it’s taken this long for an official release of LA Law: Season One (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.93 SRP), but it should be little surprise that the much-loved NBC legal drama’s debut comes courtesy of those fine folks at Shout Factory. The 6-disc set contains all 22 episodes plus brand new interviews with creator Steven Bochco and the cast.

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My overriding impression while watching Spike Lee’s Oldboy (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is that I really wish it was a better film. A vengeance tale about a kidnapped man (Josh Brolin) who is inexplicably released after 20 years in solitary confinement and proceeds to search for those responsible, it has all of the potential to have been great. It even has Samuel L. Jackson. Bonus materials include featurettes, alternate/extended scenes, and a workout video.

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I’ve never really sparked to the books or the first film, but having seen The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (Lionsgate, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) in the theater with friends who were big fans, based on their positive reactions it seems the adaptation was a success. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a making-of documentary, and deleted scenes.

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At least in this age of ridiculously grim and gritty superheroes coming out of Warner Bros., we still have the fun and funny bright spot collected in Teen Titans Go: Mission To Misbehave (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP), which collects 26 episodes of the Cartoon Network series.

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You can now watch the goofy Nazis in space flick Iron Sky (E1, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) via an expanded director’s cut that adds 20 minutes of additional footage and revised special effects, with a brand-new making of documentary and a bonus booklet full of concept art.

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Clint Eastwood returns to the role of foreman Rowdy Yates in the penultimate season of the show that launched the squinty-eyed legend, now available in Rawhide: Season 7 Volume 1 & Rawhide: Season 7 Volume 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$45.98 SRP each). Each 4 disc set contains 15 episodes of old west action. Just don’t try to understand ’em.

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Try to ignore some of the more sensationalized “history” found in the History Channel drama by exploring the actual facts in the BBC documentary Vikings (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), in which historian Neil Oliver explores the actual Norwegian archeological sites to uncover the true facts about those legendary people.

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No one did overblown Technicolor biblical epics like Cecil B. Demille, as you can see for yourself as another of his gets its high definition debut – because Samson And Delilah (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$22.98 SRP) is just as deliriously overblown as you’d expect.

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Though it presents a somewhat sanitized view of Nazi Germany, owing to its YA novel roots, The Book Thief (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is still a sweetly inspiring tale of an illiterate young girl taken in by a German family who instill in her a love of reading and a compassion that finds outlet in protecting a young Jewish boy her adoptive family takes in. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted scenes.

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Venture into the mystery and intrigue roaming the university halls of Trinity (EagleVision, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), about a college not in the least bit interested in giving up its secrets to a streetwise new student. Oh, and it also stars Charles Dance as a sinister professor. So it’s got that going for it. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes.

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As one would expect, there’s ridiculous amounts of drama to be mined from the fashion world, so it should come as little surprise that the documentary Mademoiselle C (Cohen Media Group, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), which takes a behind the scenes look at French Vogue’s empress Carine Roitfeld, is a pretty interesting little watch. Bonus materials include premiere footage from Paris and the film’s trailer.

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Fans of big giant robots that transform into planes, trains, and automobiles will want to pick up a pair of brand new releases – Transformers Prime: Ultimate Bumblebee (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$9.99 SRP) and Transformers Armada: The Complete Series (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$44.99 SRP). The Bumblebee release features 4 episodes of the modern series, while the 8-disc Armada contains all 52 episodes.

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For the toddler set, this week brings Dora The Explorer: Dora In Wonderland (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), which finds Dora exploring Wonderland (of course), and Bubble Guppies: Animals Everywhere (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP).

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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March 12, 2014

Win TRANSFORMERS: ARMADA – THE COMPLETE SERIES on DVD!

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Doc Hammer 4

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with The Venture Bros.’ own Doc Hammer, about pepper chocolate, Hitler, masturbation, guitars, oratory, and Snoopy.

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Radinkydonk

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In this episode, I have a chat with Hal Lublin, Molly Lewis, Ben Soileau, Paul Sabourin, and Aaron Poole in a bizarre little conference that has no rhyme, reason, or sense but still exists for you to listen to of your own volition, should you choose to enter the somewhat less-than-magical world we like to call Radinkydonk.

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March 10, 2014

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Terry Gilliam

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In this episode, I have a chat with filmmaker Terry Gilliam about Zero Theorem, Monty Python, quotes, bios, parapets, and chasing Quixote.

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March 8, 2014

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Kirk Thatcher

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In this episode, I have a chat with writer/director Kirk Thatcher about creatures, Muppets, Star Trek punks, Star Wars, 8x10s.

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FROM THE VAULT: Kirk Thatcher Interview

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I first met Kirk Thatcher on the set of Muppets From Space in January of 1999, when he remarked that both of our names started with the letter “K”, so we must be brothers.

Of course, he was right.

While Thatcher’s name may not be instantly recognizable, his *face* may best be remembered by genre fans as the “punker on the bus” in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home – whose blaring & acidic music confounded Kirk and Spock, prompting the stoic Vulcan to silence the cacophony with a fabled Vulcan nerve pinch.

However, Thatcher is much more than just “the punker on the bus” – he has the unique blessing of having been creatively involved with several of fantasy & science fiction’s most beloved franchises: Star Trek (as an Associate Producer), Star Wars (as a Creature Shop technician), and the Muppets (as a writer and director).

He’s also stepping back in front of the camera as one of the trio of expert judges presiding over the new Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Challenge reality competition on the SyFy channel.

And he’ll always be my brother.

From the vaults, I present to you my chat with Kirk Thatcher…

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KEN PLUME: Can you give me a little background on yourself?

KIRK THATCHER: I started in the industry when I was about 19 at Lucasfilm, ILM, working in the creature shop on Return of the Jedi. I was a self-taught movie and monster maker. I made masks and creatures at home.

PLUME: Are you from the California area?

THATCHER: I’m from Los Angeles, so when I was growing up, I would talk to people like Rick Baker and John Chambers, who were very helpful in answering questions. I was just like most guys in the effects industry, just doing stuff in the kitchen sink and in the garage.

When I was in high school I met the production designer for Star Wars, a guy named Joe Johnston, and he’d been very kind in showing me around ILM when they were still based in Los Angeles. So after I’d gone to UCLA for two semesters I called Joe up and said that college just wasn’t working for me, they wouldn’t even let me touch a Super 8 camera until I was a junior, and was there any chance that I could come work at ILM. He said, “You know, we’re gearing up for the next Star Wars movie, Return of the Jedi, and we’re starting up a creature shop, so send up your resume.” So I sent up my resume and had an interview with Tom Smith and got the job as a technical assistant, which is basically the lowest man on the totem pole at the company.

PLUME: But a hired man regardless.

THATCHER: Exactly. A working man. So I started working at ILM in the creature shop. I actually helped set up the creature shop, working for Phil Tippet. I actually painted the walls and helped set up the paint room to paint the creatures. I worked in the mold shop. Basically just A to Z from sculpting to molding to fabricating to painting them and shipping them out the door.

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PLUME: So this is what, 1981?

THATCHER: 1981, basically starting about March, and we worked on the movie until about Christmas, then sent everything to London. For most of the Spring and Summer of ’82 I was on location with the movie. I went to Yuma, Arizona and then Oregon. After that, I worked on a bunch of other things at ILM. I worked on Star Treks II and III, Poltergeist, E.T.. I was one of the guys that painted E.T.. I had a great time at ILM learning a bunch of stuff, then Chris Walas got this movie, Gremlins, and Chris and I had become friends, since he had worked at ILM also. He got Gremlins on his own, so I worked with Chris for about a year and helped set his place up and work on Gremlins. After that David Fincher (director of Se7en, The Game, and most recently Fight Club) and I wanted to break out and do our own thing, so we started a rock video company. We were the two youngest guys at ILM. He’s actually a year younger than I am. He’d been a camera assistant in the matte department. So we did some rock videos together. I was the production designer and he was the director. It was a lot of mind-bendingly difficult work for very little money and no time. We had a motto, “We can do it – But it won’t be fun”. We did some Rick Springfield videos and some Martha Davis and the Motels videos. This is about ’83-’84. We did about 10-12 videos together, and then I moved down to L.A., and he moved down from San Francisco soon after and helped form Propaganda Films.

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After I moved down, I interviewed for Star Trek IV to basically be Leonard Nimoy’s right-hand guy, and got that job, and eventually became Associate Producer on the film. Working closely with Leonard Nimoy was great. I started out as assistant to the director and it eventually became Associate Producer. He wanted to call me “Associate Director,” but there was no title like that, and the DGA wouldn’t allow it and so they called me an Associate Producer. He was great. It was the best job I ever had. He let me do a lot of stuff. He let me write dialogue and design aliens, work with the prop and art departments. I was in heaven.

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PLUME: So, basically, you were a jack-of-all-trades.

THATCHER: Yeah, a jack-of-all-trades, which is why he’d hired me, because I’d done all that at ILM and on my own, and he wanted someone he could trust to see things through. He was definitely directing the picture, don’t get me wrong, but he trusted that I would make sure he was getting what he wanted so he didn’t have to focus on it, because on Star Trek III, he just felt overwhelmed by all the technical stuff, especially all the special effects stuff, because it’s such a technical process. He couldn’t tell if people were telling him the truth or just giving him a run-around, so he kind of wanted someone in his camp. We got along great, and we’re still very good friends.

PLUME: How did your cameo in Star Trek IV come about?

THATCHER: Well, we were writing the movie, and I was there from the very beginning, even in the script stages, and they wrote this little bit for this punk rocker. The original idea was that the punk flipped off Spock, then Spock gave him the Vulcan neck grip. I actually came up with the idea of, when he passed out, his face turning off the radio. I actually added a couple little comedy bits. He was supposed to give me the Vulcan “Live Long and Prosper” sign after I flicked him off, but we cut that out. Then I added the scene where Scotty talks to the computer when the guy tells him to use the mouse and he holds it up and tries to use it like a microphone. I’ve always been a Macintosh fan, so I said, “It has to be a Macintosh.” Leonard said, “That’s funny, let’s use it.” Back to the cameo, it was this little bit in the movie, and I walked into Leonard’s office and said, “I want to play the punk on the bus.” Leonard’s got a great sense of humor, he’s very funny, so he looks at me with this big smile and says, “Reaaally…” I said, “Yeah, I think I’d do a great job. I’ll shave my head, get a mohawk, whatever.” He said, “Let me think about it.” I said okay, and I was going crazy, because in 2 weeks he didn’t say anything, and I promised him I wouldn’t bother him. I said, “Look, I’m not going to bother you, I’m only going to ask you this one time,” so I really had to live with it and not bother him. I never brought it up, never hinted at it, nothing. So about 2 weeks later, I walk to his office like I did every day, and he said, “Oh, by the way, you can do it.” I said, “What. You mean.” “Yep, you can play the punk.” I was like, “Ohhh thank you, thank you.” So I went out, shaved the sides of my head, dyed my hair orange and got a mohawk, because they don’t really make a mohawk hairpiece that looks real, so I actually had a bright road cone orange mohawk for about 6 months.

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PLUME: I’m sure they really respected you on the set after that.

THATCHER: Oh it was great. It was a blast. The first time DeForest Kelley saw me with this outrageous hairstyle he looked me up and down very slowly and said, “Nice shoes”. He then broke into a huge grin and ambled away. He had a very dry sense of humor.

PLUME: You were featured rather prominently on the French poster for the film.

THATCHER: That’s what somebody told me.

PLUME: So the French love you.

THATCHER: They would. I have sort of a French attitude in the movie.

PLUME: That shows you the cultural impact you’ve had worldwide.

THATCHER: Exactly. Leonard said I got the biggest laugh in the entire movie in Russia, because Russia was fraught with punk rockers before the wall had fallen, so they got a big laugh out of that.

PLUME: You’re an icon now.

THATCHER: Yeah. I could win the Nobel Peace Prize and my grave would still say “Punk On Bus – Star Trek IV“.

The funny thing was that I got to write and sing that song that was playing on the radio. “I Hate You”, written by Kirk Thatcher and performed by The Edge of Etiquette. We shot the scene with no sound. There was no music playing. I was just miming to a beat. After we wrapped the movie, the music department was coming to us, and they were playing, like, Duran Duran or whoever Paramount had some deal with. I said, “That isn’t punk rock music. Punk rock is really raw and gritty and dirty.” They said, “Well, we don’t really deal with the Sex Pistols and stuff.” I said to Leonard, “You know, let me write you a song. I can do a song.” I was becoming good friends with the sound editor, Mark Mangini, and a couple of the guys in his sound department. I told Leonard, “We can do a song for you that will sound like a punk rock song. Just let us do it and you won’t have to pay for the rights or anything, and it will be better than Duran Duran.” So I went in with Mark and he wrote the music for it. I had a melody in mind, but I don’t write music, so he turned it into something that could be played on the guitar. We then recorded it in the hallway of the post-production sound facility that Mark had so it would sound bad – very distorted, as if recorded in a garage. We actually used the mics that the sound guys use to do key codes like, “Spock walking down the street, Take 1.” It’s just a cheap mic so it would sound really bad. We did this one weekend and Leonard came in on a Saturday and he listened to it, cracked up, and said, “Great. That’s it. We’ll use it.” And that’s how “I Hate You” came to be.

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PLUME: It was used in another film, wasn’t it?

THATCHER: Yeah, it was used in Back To The Beach, with Frankie and Annette. They called me up and said, “Can we use it?” and I said, “Yeah.” I actually got paid more for them using it in that than I did for Star Trek. Hey, here is a little known fact for all the Trekkies. The voice of the computer, at the beginning of Star Trek IV when Spock is doing that computer test, that’s me. I actually wrote those questions. We shot with my voice as a temp track, which we sped up, just so Leonard would have something to react to. So we shot with that and we used it on the temp track. Finally, they’re getting ready to redo it, and they asked Leonard and he says, “Naw, it’s fine. Just use that.” So after doing all this other stuff, that’s how I got my SAG card. For being the voice of the computer! And it’s the only thing that I’m not credited for, because if it was, my name would have been in the credits four times. It would have been in there more than anyone else’s name.

PLUME: You just insinuated yourself everywhere.

THATCHER: I did, yeah. It wasn’t anything I lobbied for. It just sort-of happened. When I hear that computer voice now , I cringe because it sounds so goofy.

PLUME: Well, the film still works.

THATCHER: It’s amazing. It made about $130 million in the US, and I believe the last Star Trek movie only broke $90 million. It just blew all the other Trek movies out of the water with how successful it was. I think a lot of it is due to Leonard’s sense of humor and the fact that Leonard wanted to make a lighthearted romp instead of a serious science fiction picture, and it really reached out to a broader audience.

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PLUME: What was your next project after Star Trek IV?

THATCHER: A woman I had met through a special effects company we had worked with knew Jim Henson. Her first husband had directed The Muppet Movie. I was starting to pitch movie and TV show ideas with creatures at the time, and she said, “Would you like to meet Jim Henson?” and I said, “Sure, I’d love to.” She said, “I’m sure he’d like this kind of stuff and I’m sure you two would get along.” This is about 1987, and Star Trek IV had just opened, I think in February. So I met Jim in March of that year, and we hit it off and I showed him a bunch of creatures designs and story ideas and all that. We started working on some story ideas, and in March of ’88, after I’d know him for about a year, I moved to New York to work on The Jim Henson Hour. I lived in New York for year and worked in New York and Toronto on The Jim Henson Hour and became very good friends with Jim. In ’89, The Jim Henson Hour was done, and I didn’t really enjoy living in New York, so I moved back to LA and worked on some stuff with Henson, as well as Walt Disney Imagineering. I worked at Disney for nine months, and while I was working there, Jim and I started working on the concept for Dinosaurs. Unfortunately, that’s when Jim passed away, but we took the ideas that he and I had kicked around and started working with a couple of sit-com writers Michael Jacobs and Bob Young who had a development deal at Disney television. Alex Rockwell and I were the Henson side of things, I designed the characters and helped flesh out ideas while Michel and Bob started working on the scripts. Alex, who was the development person at Henson, oversaw the development process. We sold it to ABC in 1990 and in 1991 it went on the air. I worked on Dinosaurs for about four years as a writer and a character designer, and then I started writing the Muppet movies with Jerry Juhl. I cowrote Muppet Treasure Island and a couple of other Muppet films which haven’t been made. I think three all together. So that’s what I’ve been doing till now. I also worked a lot on Muppets Tonight!.

PLUME: Regarding The Jim Henson Hour and Muppets Tonight!, what do you think were the reasons that neither show gelled either with the audience or the networks?

THATCHER: I believe The Jim Henson Hour didn’t gel because I think NBC didn’t know what to do with it. I think it was a little all over the place.

PLUME: It did seem a bit schizophrenic.

THATCHER: It did, and I don’t think the network was really behind us. If the network is really behind you, I mean, you’ve seen some of these horrible shows that run forever. I think they really didn’t know what to make of it. The great thing about Jim was that he never really repeated himself. It wasn’t just a Muppet Show again. I think that was part of it. We only did thirteen, and I think they only aired six or seven. The same thing with Muppets Tonight!. ABC put us on midseason and they ran eight, then they ran a few off over the summer and kept changing our timeslot, and I think they really didn’t know what to do with us. We weren’t bowling people over in the ratings, but I think we would have found an audience. It’s hard to know why those things don’t pick up. I think a puppet show is kind of a tough sell. I think you’re always going to have a hard time getting people to watch up front. With the Muppet Show, it didn’t really catch on until it’s second season. If it was on a network, it never would have made it past it’s first. With Muppets Tonight!, people still come up and say, “You worked on that? Man, that was such a great show.” We only made 22.

PLUME: It’s unfortunate that Muppets Tonight! hit its stride in its second season, when it was cancelled.

THATCHER: Exactly. And it never really aired. Those episodes didn’t air until it moved to the Disney Channel. It takes awhile to figure out what a show is and how it’s going to work. Muppets Tonight! never got that chance with the audience since they pulled us after about 10 shows, and you’re right, we did start to get all the kinks worked out. It takes a while to find out what works and what doesn’t, and to see which characters are going to grow. I think both of the shows would have held up if the networks had given them a longer run.

PLUME: I noticed with Muppets Tonight! that there where a rather large amount of Star Trek references, along with the wonderful George Takei appearance.

THATCHER: Yeah, we got George and Bill and even Leonard did a little cameo. I wish we’d done more with Leonard. Bill Shatner’s cameo was very funny. George was hysterical. He had a ball.

PLUME: And you’re basically lampooning him quite harshly.

THATCHER: Oh, and he got it. I went up to him and said, “George, Kirk Thatcher.” Like he remembered me, and he said, “Ohhhh yes.” in that big baritone he has, and he said, “Oh my.” And we’d written “Oh my” in there, and he said, “You know, that’s what I say. They play that on Howard Stern.” I said, “I know George, that’s why we wrote it in the script.” He said, “Well, you’ve got me down. This is so much fun.” He totally had a ball lampooning himself, because he’s a very loquacious, very chatty with anecdotes, and he’s got that great voice, and he knew were not being mean. That we were just having fun. And we all like to poke fun at the Star Trek fans.

PLUME: I’ve also heard that his anecdotes sometimes go beyond a person’s endurance.

THATCHER: That’s not really true. One of the jokes we made was that he was boring people, but he’s not that bad. He’s actually a very sweet guy. It was funny, though, because I can imitate him pretty well, so in the readthroughs I would do his part and people would laugh. Then he came on the set, and when we did the readthrough with the actor, everyone was elbowing and nudging me and coming up to me later and saying, “Oh my God, he talks just like that! I can’t believe it!” I said, “Well, that’s how George is. He is what he is.” He’s a very theatrical guy with this terrific basso profundo voice.

PLUME: Were there any episodes of Muppets Tonight! written but never produced?

THATCHER: Nope. We wrote 22 and we filmed 22. What usually happened was that the biggest issue on those programs was the guest star. We often would have a guest star, and they would change on us literally a week before the shoot, so we’d have to rewrite the entire script since it usually revolved around these guest stars. In fact, we made a show about that where the guest star died and we had to find a replacement. The reality was that we just kept losing guest stars, so we made up the episode where we just couldn’t get a guest star, and the one that we got died, and we had to keep running around to find one. It also became known as the cameo show, since we didn’t have just one guest star, we had a bunch of them. It was a nightmare. We’d get somebody and then they’d change their mind or their schedule would change. Actors and stars have very transient schedules, but whenever they worked with us, they were great. It was just nailing them down that was the problem.

PLUME: What was the easiest guest star for you to work with?

THATCHER: They were all easy, but easy in terms of just totally having a ball and getting into the Muppet spirit I would have to say Garth Brooks. He was so much fun. I think it was so much fun to work with him because he was having so much fun. It was like he was a kid and he totally got it . He just wanted to be so out there and goofy, and he’s just a really charming and likeable guy. Jason Alexander was fun, but I think Garth was the easiest, just because everything we wrote, he loved, and he totally threw himself into it.

PLUME: How closely are you associated with the Henson Company right now?

THATCHER: I have a consulting deal to develop TV shows.

PLUME: Hopefully you’ll move into directing the features.

THATCHER: That would be nice. They seemed to like what I did with second unit on Muppets From Space. I recently wrote and directed some stuff for the new Odyssey Channel. Some bumpers and interstitials. Stuff like that. They were fast and silly. I got to work with Frank Oz and that was a blast.

PLUME: Well, you certainly provided a relaxed atmosphere to work in.

THATCHER: Thanks for noticing. My main goal was just trying to get what they wanted and try to keep it fun. It’s scary, but I’ve been working on movie sets now for 18 years. I sound
like an old man.

PLUME: Does it sound odd to you, to say 18 years?

THATCHER: It scares the beejeezus out of me to say that I’ve been working in movies for 18 years.

PLUME: Are you happy with where you’re at right now?

THATCHER: Yeah, pretty much. If you’d asked me 10 years ago, I’d say that I would have directed a couple movies by now, but I’m very happy. I love working with the Henson people. They’re incredibly sweet and very genuine. I’ve been very fortunate, actually. If I ever write my biography, I’d have to call it “The Luckiest Guy In Hollywood”, because I’ve never worked with jerks. From the Lucas people to the Star Trek people to the Henson people. All nice, classy people.

PLUME: Sounds like you picked the right companies.

THATCHER: Exactly. It’s the companies that are known for quality stuff and the people have all worked together for years and nobody’s in and out. They’re all basically showbiz families. It’s like going from one circus to another circus. It’s all people who have been together and really respect one another and know how to treat each other, so I’ve been very fortunate. The one thing I learned is that the work is very hard. Importantly, it’s the attitude or the tone of the set from the Director or Producer at the top – that can make the entire process comfortable and fun. When I was the guy in the trenches mixing plaster or standing on the set with 300 other people making sure that the actor with the rubber mask on could breathe, I really appreciated people with a sense of humor who kept it light and let everyone know that, “Hey, we’re in this together. It’s not like you’re the peon and we’re the brilliant geniuses who tell you what to do.” It’s more like, “Hey, how about this? Let’s try this?” When I was down in the trenches, I said, “When I’m up there, I’ll treat people the way I like to be treated.” And fortunately, the way I was treated. It’s like families where you grow up with nice parents.

PLUME: There was a very marked style difference between your directing and Tim Hill’s on the film. His set was much more hushed.

THATCHER: That’s the way a lot of director’s like it. Very quiet with the director very deep in thought, and that’s the way they work. I tend to be more exuberant and loud, and that’s because that’s just the way I work. That’s who I am.

PLUME: I was actually quite surprised that you had never directed anything before then.

THATCHER: If you’re on enough sets, you now what it’s supposed to be like. It goes back to being a lot of hard work. If you can make it fun and at least keep people from thinking that you’ll bite their heads off if they get it wrong, then you’re doing fine. I guess…I’m not an expert…

PLUME: So, what was your final take on Muppets From Space?

THATCHER: I think it’s nice how it’s contemporary and brings the Muppets up to the present day and it’s great how we get to see and meet some of the new characters we developed on Muppets Tonight!, like Bobo, Pepe, and Clifford. I liked that about it. I liked the fact that it’s not just another Kermit and Piggy story. It’s an interesting risk that we took, because in some ways, you don’t go to a James Bond movie to go see Moneypenny. We’re taking a bit of a risk saying Kermit’s there and Piggy’s there, but it’s Gonzo’s story and he’s dragging the rest of the Muppets with him. It’ll be interesting to see what the audience thinks about that. The other Muppet films are ensemble pieces, but it’s interesting to see the crux of the story not be on Kermit and Piggy. To be honest, from the inside, I’m a little tired of that. It’s like, “Okay, they’re not married. They probably won’t be. Let’s move on.” On the other hand, people love that dynamic. Those are the things I liked going into the film. What we were trying to achieve.

PLUME: Well, I think we’ve covered a good chunk of material. Is there anything that you’d like to mention?

THATCHER: God bless America. I just hope to write and direct my own shows someday. So keep those cards and letters coming!

PLUME: Is directing what you want to focus on for the future?

THATCHER: Writing and creating movies and TV shows and directing movies. That’s all… Pretty typical goals for a creative working stiff in Hollywood these days…

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NOTE: Here… fully printed & intelligible for the first time anywhere (to the best of my knowledge)… are the complete lyrics to Thatcher’s punker / hate song from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home:

“I HATE YOU”

Lyrics by Kirk R. Thatcher

Music by Mark Mangini

(to be sung Allegro con Temptible)

Just what is the future?
The things we’ve done and said.
Let’s just push the button.
We’d be better off dead!

And I hate you!
and I berate you !
and I can’t wait to get to you…

The sins of all the fathers,
being dumped on us – the sons
The only choice we’re given is:
How many megatons?

So I eschew you!
And I say “SCREW YOU”!
And I hope you’re blue too!

We’re all bloody worthless,
Just greedy human scum,
The numbers all add up
to a negative sum…

And I hate you!
And I hate you!
And I hate you…too!

(Repeat in angry scream ’til hoarse – or blood sprays from throat. Whichever comes first…)

-This piece courtesy of & copyright Kirk R. Thatcher

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10 QUESTIONS

1. What is your favorite piece of music?

“Pictures At An Exhibition” by Mussorgsky, as orchestrated by Ravel.

2. What is your favorite film?

I have three favorite films, each of different mood and genre, they are in no particular order: Star Wars, Citizen Kane and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

3. What is your favorite TV program, past or current?

I’ve logged so many hours in front of the television, I can’t pick one. The original Twilight Zone and The Outer Limits were very influential. Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Laugh In, and the classic Warner Brothers cartoons shown on Saturday morning were also a big part of who I am today. Recently, I’ve enjoyed South Park, The Simpsons, Northern Exposure, and Spongebob Squarepants.

4. What do you feel has been your most important professional accomplishment to date?

Directing a movie…finally!

5. Which project do you feel didn’t live up to what you envisioned?

There are certain aspects of every project I’ve worked on in my career in all sorts of capacities that didn’t live up to what I had envisioned, but I have strange and elaborate visions… which is usually why I was hired to work on the projects in the first place. So I guess I’m dropping back and punting on this one…

6. What is your favorite book?

I love too many to pick out one, but one of the most influential was a series of books printed in the early part of the twentieth century entitled, My Book House by Olive Beaupre Miller. It was an incredibly beautiful series of six children’s books filled with amazing artwork, incredible stories, and poetry… A trifecta of visual and literary inspiration for me at a very early age. The set I have belonged to my father when he was young and I still leaf through the pages for inspiration and to get the sweet smell of old books.

7. If you could change one thing about the industry, what would it be?

By the “industry” I assume you mean “the biz” – babe! Seriously? If I were king of the forest? I would put creative people in charge of the creative decisions… Too many bankers and middle management type executives are involved in the creative pipeline and that is why we find ourselves with such an abundance of well financed dreck…

8. Who – or what – would you say has had the biggest influence on your career?

For what, see questions 2 and 6. As far as people go, it would be George Lucas, Jim Henson, and Leonard Nimoy. All three men mentored me in one way or another, Leonard and Jim in a more direct and personal manner. George Lucas has always been an inspiration to think big and outside of the box and to eschew what is considered standard operating procedure in Hollywood in lieu of better products or processes.

9. What is your next project?

I have a lot of irons in the fire, as they say. I’m being considered for some solely as a director, the others as both writer and director. But nothing is going to move ahead until early 2003, so I’m not going to jinx anything by mentioning them here.

10. What is the one project that you’ve always wanted to do, but have yet to be able to?

To write and direct a movie of my own and then turn it into a videogame, a TV series, a novel and an amusement park ride.

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