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January 31, 2010

Masters Of Song Fu #6: Round 1 Challengers and Challenge Revealed

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We here at FRED are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a unique form of creative combat.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to FRED to be voted on by you, the audience.

At the end of the 3rd Challenge, the two Challengers with the most votes will face off, mano a mano for the title of…

MASTER OF SONG FU

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However, there may yet be one final challenge for this newly crowned Master – for they very well might (if the stars align and schedules permit) face off against one of the LEGENDARY MASTERS – artists like Jonathan Coulton, Paul & Storm, Neil Innes, Doc Hammer, & The RiffTones. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu – one of which may or may not be revealed as your ultimate challenge. Only the wheel of uncertainty can predict (and even then, not).

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In a moment, you’ll discover the details of the first challenge. First, though, here’s the list of challengers:

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THE CHALLENGERS

MIKE LOMBARDO

Mike Lombardo is a piano-playing geek-pop-rock singer-songwriter who likes to use hyphens when describing his occupation. He has been known to write songs about just about anything, including rocks and SAW 4. When not banging on a piano, Mike spends most of his time playing way too many video games or teaching small children how to bang on pianos. A graduate of Berklee College of Music, Mike is currently finishing up his second album with his piano rock band, the Mike Lombardo Trio.
Official Website: www.mikelombardomusic.com
Twitter: twitter.com/mikelombardo

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EDRIC HALEEN

songfu-edrichaleen.jpgEdric is a returning veteran of the Masters of Song Fu competition. He has been writing music (off and on) since the early nineties. He wrote and directed a musical, The Pushcart War, based on Jean Merrill’s wonderful novel. He has written and/or arranged a number of songs for various friends – some commissioned, some as surprises. He loves acting in community theatre, and is inspired by the music of Stephen Sondheim, Jason Robert Brown, Adam Guettel, Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty. Also – feel free to check out (and add to!) the “Happiness Board” on his web pages!

Official Website: happinessboard.com/Edric_Haleen.html

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GODZ POODLZ

Legends foretell of a mighty duo, born in the frozen North. Two neighbors and friends will unite to form “Godz Poodlz” and battle the Mazters or Song Fu for glory and bragging rights! Godz Poodlz are Rüss Rogers and Rod Durre. Russ Rogers was once a member of “Kit and Kaboodle” (still available on iTunes) and currently performs in “Rusty’s Rocking Jamboree!” Rhod Durre was in the Goth Rock Band, “Sear!” Beware the Godz Poodlz Ear Worm! Godz Poodlz songs are bright, funny and tenaciously catchy. Come join Godz Poodlz Legionz of Fanz!

Official Website: godzpoodlz.bandcamp.com

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SPENCER SOKOL

Spencer is trying to do things. Music is one of those things. It is painfully obvious to him, if not others, that he has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. In the past he has been musically inclined with a guitar and occasionally with a piano. He is trying to be musically active once again, but this time he is attempting to do so while on the Internets. Creating music is a large part of his 40×40 list and he thinks this competition seems like “a Super Mega Happy Fun way” to rekindle his musical desires.
Official Website: www.spencersokol.com
Twitter: twitter.com/spencersokol

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KYLIE PETTO

My name is Kylie, and I’m your everyday 17-year-old girl with a passion for music. I’ve been writing my own songs since I was ten years old, and nothing is more fun for me than to sit down with my guitar and unwind. Now I thankfully have a violin to add to my arsenal, and I’m armed and ready for my second go at song fu!

Official Website: NONE
Twitter: twitter.com/KyliePetto

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CALEB HINES

Caleb is a software engineer who pretends to be a musician on the internet. Self-taught in music theory, he is more comfortable writing a four-part instrumental fugue than he is writing a verse-chorus-bridge song. His favorite style of music went out of style at the end of the 18th century, but after discovering the likes of Weird Al, Dr. Horrible, and especially Jonathan Coulton, he realized that “omodern music” can be fun too. Now he is on a quest to update, expand, and diversify his musical knowledge and experience. In addition to singing, he plays a whole family of recorders, baroque flute, ukulele, melodica, pretends to play keyboard and guitar, and most recently, bass. He also uses virtual instruments because a real orchestra costs too much.

Official Website: refactoringmybrain.blogspot.com
Twitter: twitter.com/calebhines

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BOFFO YUX DUDES

The Boffo Yux Dudes began in the 80’s and 90’s doing radio comedy, and promptly fell asleep for the next 15 years. Tom Giarrosso and Allan Morgan (Pop Machine) continue the tradition of trying to recreate their lost youth with exceedingly torturous music, instead of spending the money on therapy like normal people having a midlife crisis. Tom blames Mike Lombardo for showing him the Fu way of doing things, and now he has to listen to the voices and write songs instead of doing his actual day job.
Official Website: www.boffoyux.com
Twitter: twitter.com/boffoyuxdudes

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DENISE HUDSON

Denise Hudson is a musician of non-determined hair-color from Austin, Texas who is married to an musicaphile Australian. She hopes that she typed up her bio correctly (alas, she cannot spell!); and additionally hopes she amuses you, but she is done apologizing now. 🙂 If she happens to make you slightly uncomfortable, she supposes there’s nothing to be done for it…
Official Website: denisehudson.bandcamp.com

Twitter: twitter.com/RangerDenni

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“BUCKETHAT” BOBBY MATHESON

songfu-buckethatbobby.jpgI’m “BucketHat” Bobby Matheson. I used to make cartoons for the internet, and sometimes still do, but mostly focus on my music right now. I write and record my songs solo, in my little make-shift studio, and when I play live, I often get some help from friends. Some of my music is funny, and some isn’t. More often than not, the humour is unintentional. My Influences range from Klezmer to folk, to punk and back again, which ends up sounding more like Zydeco than anything else (who’d have guessed?). I’ve been described as a “Cajun Buddy Holly” and an “Optimistic Elvis Costello”. It’s been said that I sound like “That guy from the Barenaked Ladies” and a “Nasaly Bob Dylan”. One of these days, I hope to have a description that is accurate.
Official Website: www.buckethatbobby.randomsociety.com
Twitter: twitter.com/BucketHatBobby

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IAN “TWO SHADES” JOHNSON

Ian is a guitarist/singer/pianist/other-stuff-ist. He was a participant of Song-Fu #5, and is a member of Too Much Awesome. His songs have been described (by himself) as “probably not as funny as I think they are.”
Official Website: ianjohnson.bandcamp.com

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GORBZILLA

songfu-gorbzilla.pngGorbzilla is a musician/band teacher in Mid-Michigan. He has been in a few bands over the years, most notably as the bass player/vocalist for the band “Satin Jones” and the guitarist/vocalist for the band “Jimmy Likes Pie”. The proud father of two future rock maniacs, Gorbzilla has been writing music for the past twenty years, and is currently working on his first musical Beer ““ Finally a Musical for Men based on the Haiku by Patrick “Horkmeister” Sweet entitled, “I Think I Threw Up”. He has been happily married for eight years, and is looking forward to this competition.
Official Website: gorbzilla.blogspot.com

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GOVERNING DYNAMICS

Governing Dynamics is the name of Travis Norris’s eternal sideproject, where all the stuff written by him goes when his current band (whatever it may be) refuses to play it. The music has been favorably compared to such bands as Eels, Radiohead, The White Stripes, and other bands that cool people like. It has been unfavorably compared to the tactics used by the FBI against the Branch Dividians at Waco. If he has to describe his music by genre (and refer to himself in third person) Travis calls it “alternative/shoegazer with a liberal dose of Midwestern rock”.
Official Website: governingdynamics.bandcamp.com
Twitter: twitter.com/travisnorris

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ZER0GUY

Two brothers from the midwest return to Song Fu with their brand of eclectic musical ideas. They don’t like to stick to a genre, and sometimes they suffer from swarms of bees.
Official Website: www.myspace.com/zer0guyband

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JUTZE SCHULT

Johannes “Jutze” Schult (from Germany) likes to live in a dream world where there has been no Grunge and where he is a talented singer. Sometimes his little folky pop songs find their way into the real world. Here they suffer from his hoarse voice and the do-it-yourself home recording production, struggling to appeal off and on beaten musical paths.
Official Website: www.jutze.com
Twitter: twitter.com/schult

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DAVE LEIGH & WILLIAM HOOVER

Dave & William have been writing songs together for decades, yet have still managed to avoid finding a clever name for themselves. William writes the words; Dave the music… which is good because it doesn’t really work the other way ’round.
Official Website: www.cratchit.org/music

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COMMON LISP

Common Lisp is the name for the music projects of yours truly, Paul R. Potts, and any collaborators I may be able to drag into participating. I am a middle-aged software engineer with four children, some home recording gear, and too many guitars. I have never written an original song. It’s about time, don’t you think?
Official Website: commonlisp.bandcamp.com

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GLEN RAPHAEL

Glen Raphael is a Manhattan-based software geek, circus performer, and guitarist/singer/songwriter who counts Jonathan Coulton and Paul & Storm as influences. He has recently written songs that featured killer robots, exploding pants, and the Statue of Liberty having a mid-life crisis. Though not all at once. Yet.
Official Website: youtube.com/glenra

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INVERSE T. CLOWN

Inverse T. Clown is a jack of many entertainment trades, songwriting being one of his favorites. He has an album half-ready to be recorded, and is looking forward to garnering the patience to sit down and do it. Even more so, he’s looking forward to Song Fu 6. There is an ongoing series of internet covers of Inverse’s song “Today’s The Day” – and he loves them all – but it would nice to get some steam behind the endless REST of his genius, and Song Fu seems just the place to start it up. He’s funny, he’s clever, his music is synthetic, and he’s champing at the bit to throw everything he’s got to his clamoring fans. Stick around, and see why Salemites everywhere call this musical genius “The Future of Greatness”.
Official Website: toomuchawesome.ning.com/profile/InverseTClown

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JEFF MacDOUGALL

Coming in at twice Mike Lombardo’s age, Jeff MacDougall is back and ready to throw some Fu! When asked about the competition, he had this to say: “Yeah. That’s right. I’m back. *coughs* *mumbles*” This will be a Song Fu for the ages!
Official Website: www.jeffmacdougall.com
Twitter: twitter.com/jeffmacdougall

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TARYN MILLER

Taryn Miller is an 18-year-old, gluten-intolerant, crazy-hat-wearing guitarist (and other stuff too, but she’s played guitar longest). She hails from Winfield, Kansas – Home of Bluegrass.
Official Website: myspace.com/chellenesuperstar

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

Write a song that is about (or at least has key to the central narrative) RAIN (the meteorological phenomena). At some point (or throughout) the song, you must utilize an instrument (or vocals) that represent the rain. You are free to write your song in any style that you choose.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds. Your song must be submitted in mp3 form (128-192kbps) either via e-mail (to mail @ asitecalledfred.com – remember to remove the spaces) or a file upload service (like RapidShare or YouSendIt). Deadline for submission is 11:59pm EST on Sunday, February 7th, 2010.

Voting on Round 1 submissions will commence on Tuesday, February 9th, 2010.

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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January 30, 2010

Weekend Shopping Guide 1/29/10: In The Loop

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

Making a political satire with real bite that manages to retain its humor is quite a difficult task, but it’s accomplished with some real flair by In The Loop (MPI, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) which, in its tale about a low-level British politician’s unfortunate comments leading to a joint war effort alongside the US, is probably our generation’s Dr. Strangelove. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette, deleted scenes, a TV spot, and the theatrical trailer.

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My love for magnets, to anyone who’s been reading these shopping guides for any length of time, should be well known. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that my delight extends to the BuckyBalls Magnetic Building Spheres ($29.99) – 216 small magnetic balls that can be assembled into a myriad amount of shapes and structures. Fun fun FUN!

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You want to see porn for history nerds? Look no further than WWII In HD (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP). As you can probably guess from the title, it’s hours and hours of archival, rarely seen color footage that has been fully remastered and converted to HD. Of course, if you want the full effect, you’ll want to pick up the Blu-Ray edition ($39.95 SRP). Both editions contain featurettes in the discovery and restoration of the footage in question.

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It has nothing whatsoever to do with history except for some forced attempts at context, but The History Channel has fast become filled with reality series such as Pawn Stars (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP). I mean, don’t get me wrong – I enjoy Pawn Stars, which features the acquisitional acumen of the proprietors of the only family-run pawn shop in Las Vegas. The 2-disc set contains all 14 season one episodes, plus a pair of featurettes and additional footage.

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It’s not as fresh as the debut season, but I was certainly still a fan of the 2nd, penultimate season of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), which maintained its goofball, manic energy quite nicely and was a lovely cross between Ferris Beuller’s Day Off and One Crazy Summer. Buy those two flicks, and this set. Bonus materials include a clutch of audio commentaries.

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Adapting the Broadway musical for TV animation, You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) arrives on DVD fully remastered, featuring the classic Clark Gesner songs (“Happiness” included), plus a bonus featurette on the history of the Gesner album and its evolution into a Broadway sensation before arriving on TV.

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It’s not as mind-blowing as it is in its original IMAX presentation, but there’s still plenty of wonder to be had in the documentary Wild Ocean (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) – which, as you can guess, takes viewers beneath the waves.

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Yes, we were probably overdue for a roller derby flick – and who’d have thought that it would come from director Drew Barrymore and be called Whip It (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), and star Ellen Page as a rough-and-tumble teen who make her mark in the vicious fast lane? Well, there you go. Bonus features include deleted scenes, an alternate opening, and a Fox Movie Channel featurette with the screenwriter.

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The release of Jonathan Creek: Season 4 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) brings the original run of the Alan Davies as sleuthing magician series to a close, leaving only the recent Christmas special and upcoming Easter special. This 2-disc set contains all 6 episodes, plus video profiles, deleted scenes, and a music video.

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It seems a few months too late, but a trio of documentaries on the Kennedy Assassination are hitting DVD from The History Channel – JFK: 3 Shots That Changed America & The Kennedy Assassination: 24 Hours After (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP each). The angle of both are pretty evident from the titles, but I find the latter to be more fascinating, as you rarely hear a detailed account about the events that unfolded afterward.

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If you’re not willing to take the leap directly into their feature films (via the wonderful comprehensive box set released by Universal last year) or their TV show (which is getting a complete re-release in early 2010), get a quite good overview of Bud & Lou’s comedy with Legends Of Laughter: Abbott & Costello (Infinity, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). The 6-disc box set contains episodes of their radio show, bloopers, the Colgate Comedy Hours they hosted, a pair of their now public domain films, and more.

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I think it’s a pretty clear sign that a barrel is being scraped when we get the Dorf: Super Fan Collection (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). Yes, it stars Tim Conway and yes, these were massive successes in the late-night VHS commercial days – but the joke does wear a bit thin. Over all 8 adventures of the half-size sportsman. The disc also sports audio commentary and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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It’s not up to the level of NYPD Blue & The Shield before it, but there is some merit in diving into Southland: The Complete First Season Uncensored (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which was largely ignored when it premiered on NBC (Remember that “network”?). It focus on a rookie cop’s attempts to make a dent in LA’s rough-and-tumble area alongside his veteran colleagues. The 2-disc set contains all seven episodes, plus a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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When you have a title like Cowboys & Outlaws (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP), you can pretty much expect what this documentary series focuses on – those rugged working men and rogues of the old west. The 2-disc set combines dramatic reenactments with forensic evidence for one hell of a tale.

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Sure to get attention for its Twilight connection, Little Ashes (E1, Rated R, DVD-$26.98 SRP) stars Robert Pattinson as a young Salvador Dali in 1922 Madrid, locked into a triangle of art and forbidden attraction with Luis Bunuel & Frederico Garcia Lorca. The disc also features cast/director interviews.

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The team at MI-5 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) are tested when a former operative is released from 8 years in a Russian prison. Even though MI-5 Supremo Harry Pearce welcomes his good friend back into the fold, can he be trusted? The 7th season set contains audio commentaries, featurettes, and the UK trailer.

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Let’s wrap thing up on the mountain as we bid farewell to America’s… ummm… family with The Waltons: Movie Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The 30disc collection rounds up all 6 reunion movies.

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As the Academy Awards approach like a freight train, studios are making sure to get some of their Oscar-bait catalogue titles released in high-def – which is why we get brand-new Blu-Ray editions of Keira Knightley in both Pride & Prejudice and Atonement (Universal, Rated PG/R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP each). Prejudice contains an audio commentary, featurettes, and the HBO First Look, while Atonement brings an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a pair of featurettes.

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A little bit Strange Days, a little bit Matrix, a little bit 13th Floor, and a little bit Avatar, the sad thing about Surrogates (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is that it’s just boring. It’s a shame, since its plot – about a near future period where humanity lives their lives in a virtual world and murder is a thing of the past, until events force an FBI agent to re-enter reality – could have been fun. Sadly, star Bruce Willis is on his usual autopilot, and the film suffers for it. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a music video.

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The sketches are hit and miss, but it’s certainly worth giving a spin to The Whitest Kids U Know: The Complete Second Season (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). The 2-disc set contains audio commentaries, a best-of season 1 with cast intros, and a sneak peek at season 3.

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Turn 8-Mile into a story about a breakdancing young girl, and you’ve got B-Girl (Screen Media Films, Rated PG-13, DVD-$24.98 SRP). It’s basically a love letter to the breakdancing world – be prepared for goofy, too-serious fun. Bonus materials include auditions, profiles, and bloopers.

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I loathe the touch-feely soft-focus, marshmallowness of Touched By An Angel, but there’s not denying its struck a chord with many a middle-aged something or another, who are sure to want the newly-released pair of Touched By An Angel Inspiration Collections, Faith & Love (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP each), both of which contain a quartet of episodes.

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It’s a quickie, holiday themed release (Valentine’s Day, in case you’re wondering), but I’m sure fans will snap up I Heart Jonas (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), which selects 7 episodes from the Jonas Brothers’ Disney Channel show, along with a Punk’d-esque featurette called “You’ve Just Been JoBro’d!” with Jordin Sparks.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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January 29, 2010

Trailer Park: The Wolfman Cometh

By Christopher Stipp

The Archives, Right Here

I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

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WWII in HD – Blu-ray Review

aaae209340-03Roger Ebert recently made people aware of a video on YouTube called The Open Road London.

The film was taken decades ago. The hustle and bustle of life in the city is enough to make you think that even after all technology has done for us we’re still as busy as ever. The Beefeater who just saunters in the frame, the double-decker busses, the police directing traffic by hand, it’s all very quaint. The amusing thing about this full color document was that it was shot in 1927. When you recognize that it’s only 13 more years shy of being a century old it’s an amazing ten minutes of a time that feels like it was only a few years ago. I know my brain was just mesmerized by the clarity and it helped to frame my own sense of time, like Public Enemies’ use of digital video, in a new way. That’s what this new collection of moments from World War II, in HD and on Blu-ray no less, does to your mind as you watch it.

The program, which initially aired on the History Channel, charts some of the most pivotal battles in a war that we can’t seem to let go in our popular consciousness. To that point, we have History to thank for giving what is one of the most detailed portrayals of the war through the eyes of the people who were there and the narration of those who weren’t. The latter detail points to one of the more humanizing aspects of this series as some heavy hitters from Steve Zahn, Ron Livingston, Rob Lowe, Amy Smart, even Rob Corddry help to narrate the stories of people who had bullets and bombs to tend with as we morphed from a country that had a laissez-faire approach to what was happening in Europe to having one of the fiercest fighting forces ever formed.

What’s really special about these programs and why I cannot say “Buy this thing!” harder than I will about anything else this year is its crystal clear fidelity. One of the issues with the black and white footage of the planes dropping bombs, of guys running out of foxholes with their rifles, of the Nazi horrors with regards to the holocaust is that a lot of it looked it was rubbed vigorously with a steel wool pad. Unfortunately, and many filmmakers can attest to this, the shelf life of film is not finite and a lot of what we’ve seen in the past attests to what the passage of time can do. However, what we get here is a completely new rendering of that film, while not perfect by any standard, making it feel that the time between when this happened and 2010 has compressed. As well, some of the video here is taken from individuals who weren’t there to make sweeping vista shots come alive. A lot of footage feels personal and intimate, and there is a reverence that comes across when you watch certain moments of this series.

Seeing Hitler up close and with as good as clarity as I’ve ever seen has an almost eerie feeling to it, the footage of concentration camps chills even more knowing it wasn’t a set created by Steven Spielberg, and the personal stories of those who were there just helps to ground this series in a realistic manner. It’s easy to just disassociate yourself with what you’re seeing but when you hear the tales of troops and others as they had to deal with the very real threat to their lives.

I hope you at least check this series out to see what kind of gaps existed with your knowledge of WWII. I know I learned a little bit more about the war which changed the course of history and for that I am thankful such a phenomenal digital resource is now in existence.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, indeed, but after watching hours upon hours of WWII In HD you won’t soon be able to forget what you’ve seen.

Small Wonder: Season 1 – DVD Review

small-wonder-dvd-3You’ve just got to put yourself back into the frame of mind in order for this to work.

Before watching the first season of Small Wonder on DVD I was reminded of all the other shows that have come to this medium only for people to use some variation of the “nostalgia” effect. That effect goes along the lines of judging whether the show/program/film you used to like when you were younger has “held up.” For some things I can understand the logic but I don’t necessarily agree with someone who then reassesses the enjoyment they once had in something that filled a certain void. Such is the case with Season 1 for Small Wonder.

As I watched the episodes, one after the other, I was struck by its non-urbaneness. It was toothless, simple, straight forward, non offending humor and I loved it. I think it was important to grant the material the chance to express that, for it’s time, what it set out to accomplish and, I believe, it does it well. You had young Vicki (played by the solidly inert Tiffany Brissette) who was created by a robotic engineer, and the uber pater familias of the 80’s, Ted Lawson (Dick Christie) who crafts this kid in the hope of advancing artificial intelligence. I mean, how cool was that when you were a lad or lass younger than 12 you had this guy in 1985 who was creating a robot? Not only that but the series is predicated on the idea of secrecy, another attraction to any kid who realizes that half the fun of childhood is lying about almost everything.

Ted’s wife Joan (Marla Pennington) and the real boy Jamie (Jerry Supiran) go along with the ruse only to find that their pesky next door neighbors, which seemed to be a tried and true trope of a lot of sitcoms, the Brindles. A special mention for actresses Edie McClurg and her on-screen daughter Harriett (Emily Schulman) who just shine in what they were tasked to do and that was to be as annoying and hackneyed as possible. This sets up what would be a four season run for the series and, I have to be honest, it’s just good fun.

For example, in an episode where Jamie gets Vicki to complete mounds and mounds of homework for the grade school lad, the boy gets himself special accolades and inclusion of the school’s honor roll. This racks Jamie with guilt, as is sitcom’s moral code to eventually always reward the good and always punish the bad, and it eventually results in the boy coming clean. That’s it. That’s an entire episode. What you’re not going to find in an episode like this, and it can be extrapolated to the rest of the series, is anything searing or biting. During the Regan era, prosperity and morality were on the ascension in pop culture and nowhere does the 80’s get more perfectly distilled than with this microcosm of what passed as decent comedy.

Yes, it’s a bit saccharine sweet and, yes, this is a series that ought to appeal to young boys and girls more than it should a man well into his 30’s but the nostalgia is there to be certain and there isn’t anything wrong with that. The acting is good, the premises are sound, the idea of a young girl who is trying to assimilate into humanity is a novel one, and nowhere else will you find something so unobjectionable and so sweet.

I will admit that the experience of watching these episodes had the lasting effect of a sugar rush, soon to be forgotten, but as a document of network comedy that stayed on the air as long as it did really is something worth checking out.

My feeling is that wistful nostalgia is wasted on the old; they’re the ones who get crotchety about experiences past, so try and remember what made this such a delight to you as a kid. I did.

The House of the Devil – Blu-ray Review

the-house-of-the-devilI am a man of simple pleasures.

One of those pleasures are horror movies and the ones that came out in the 80’s which were at that tipping point when grainy footage was the norm and the violence was visceral. For every weak Scream entry at the turn of the 20th century or for every H2 type of film that wanted to be something more than just a blatant indulgence of showing how creative you could be with your effects there was an April Fool’s Day or Chopping Mall that exuded so much more coolness and swagger.

House of the Devil is one of those films where they got it right and at least attempted to embrace all the subtleties of 1980’s horror films without ever being blatant or ironic about it. Director Ti West exquisitely takes a tried and true horror trope, the innocent babysitter who gets in way over her head, and makes an enjoyable time at the movies that just makes you ache for more like this.

A film that feels like a visual reply to the cries of horror films that we’ve long abandoned in modern adaptations of old classics like Friday the 13th or Halloween, House of the Devil gets it right because it doesn’t push itself on you like an unwanted advance. You are fully complicit with the way West weaves his yarn around the very idea of a retro horror movie without ever winking back. That’s where the thrills come from. That’s where the scares come from. This is the kind of movie, you understand, that you want to own because it just feels like it should be a part of your collection. Hyperbole aside, the movie is near perfect in meting out information slowly, deliberately, and that’s part of its charm.

West has written a screenplay where the action, actually, is quite minimal. Whereas Sam Raimi knocked it out with Drag Me To Hell, a movie that proved you could have fun at a horror film again, West’s Devil exceeds by getting back to those movies where there just wasn’t enough money to make something visually stunning. He relies on building the suspense of a girl, played pitch perfectly by Jocelin Donahue, who not only gives a fresh life to the Final Girl theory with a believability that even I enjoyed but he also considers the needs of an audience who want a little somethin’ somethin’ and gives it to us in the final act.

I do wish I could spoil so many of the minute details of this movie but part of the attraction of a film that flew under the radar of so many people, it didn’t even show in a theater near me, is that you do not want to spoil it for everyone else. It’s a movie that deserves to be a treasure to be discovered by someone who doesn’t know better. It’s so deceptive in the way the scares feel so simplistic but, as I postulate, it’s just Ti West’s way of getting back to the films that triggered that engendered a feeling of amazement.

Get back in touch with the kind of movie that made you love horror films in the first place so many decades ago. House of the Devil is one of your only tickets back in time worth buying.

Pontypool – DVD Review

pontypool-poster_280x415What made a movie like this so unique when compared to seeing Ti West’s House of the Devil in the same week is that here are two movies that get it right. While one is a distillation of everything that made old school horror such a hoot Pontypool proves that you can fast forward your time machine, Doc Brown, and enjoy the stylings of an artist that knows how to make 21st century horror cool again.

How these movies are related, you see, and why both of them are getting buying recommendations from me, is that they both understand the value in a good build-up. I’m not talking about waiting to see someone get their leg chewed off or a butcher knife in the back, either, but Bruce McDonald directs a movie that slowly burns in anticipation of the payoff. Tony Burgess, the writer of the film, understands this idea as he crafted a screenplay that eschewed visual gore in lieu of having a character, played by Steven McHattie as Grant Mazzy, that isn’t one-note. No one is one-note here and it absolutely, positively makes this movie better because of it.

Too many times we get characters that are just that, characters, in horror films and sometimes that’s OK but when you get characters like Laurel Ann (Georgina Reilly) or Sydney Briar (Lisa Houle) played with as much depth as anyone in a modern drama you have something special. It shouldn’t be so novel that what we have here is a story of a man who comes to work at a radio station, underground no less, and only has his ears as eyes to the “horror” happening around him but it’s in the execution that makes this stand out. It’s the psychology of having sound be a guide, of the claustrophobia knowing you can’t leave where you are, and of the paranoia that sets in when you don’t know exactly what’s happening around you.

As well, revealing the moments that work so well would only prove to be a disappointment for those who don’t know what to expect and this is, honestly, a movie that rewards a blind faith pledge to deliver something good. It’s rare to hear a story that wants to thrill you from the inside out, and forgo the torture porn or splatter factor to win you over, but by the end of this movie when you’re questioning what it is you just saw the only correct answer is this: greatness. Greatness of story, of meticulous direction and blocking, and certainly it should be noted that leaving things open ended for interpretation or sequel possibilities is fine by me.

Too many times we, as moviegoers, have our tales told to us without opportunity to ruminate or chew on after the credits roll; however, Pontypool deserves a shot to place itself up there in your top 10 films of 2010 if you errantly let this movie slide by in 2009 because of the way it constructs its story and allows your mind to question what it is you just saw.

WOLF MEN : The Men Who Created 1941’s THE WOLF MAN – Essay by Scott Essman

wolfmanThe long-awaited release of Universal Studios’ 2010 version of The Wolfman conjures the history of the men who made the original horror films at the studio in the 1920s through the 1940s.  Not only was the original 1941 film The Wolf Man key among them, but the rich history of the other films is directly tied into both why and how that film was created.

In 1928, after his father had appointed 21-year-old Carl Laemmle, Jr. as head of production at Universal Studios, the machinery was in place for a new wave of films based on classic horror stories. By 1931, the studio had both Dracula and Frankenstein as two of its greatest successes, and they followed those up with a few more early 1930s originals, including The Mummy and The Invisible Man.

By 1935, they had produced Werewolf of London, their first film based on the Loup-Garou stories from France of men who turned into wolves at the turning of a full moon. When the Laemmles left the studio in 1937, Universal seemed doomed to a slate of poorly produced sequels to the great films of the Laemmle era as quickly churned out sequels to Dracula, Frankenstein, and The Mummy arrived in droves. However, there was one exception to the rule which arrived in 1941 which would set a new standard and ultimately be ranked with the greatest of the Universal horror classics.

As the 1940s began, horror movies were beginning to take a back seat to sweeping romantic dramas and comedies. But one intended B picture was the landmark The Wolf Man, reestablishing the horror genre at Universal. The film was originally meant for Boris Karloff some ten years earlier, but by 1941, when Karloff had moved onto mad scientists and other older characters, a new actor was positioned as the new Karloff at the studio. His name was Lon Chaney, Jr. Until the late 1930s, the younger Chaney had been less heralded than his silent movie superstar father, but his appearance in 1939’s adaptation of Of Mice and Men put him on the cinematic map. Chaney, Jr. was a star in the making and Universal snapped him up for a run of horror films that lasted throughout the 1940s. With Jack Pierce’s innovative makeup – a more thorough lycanthrope overhaul of Chaney Jr.’s face than had been utilized on Henry Hull in Werewolf of London – The Wolf Man was a remarkable horror movie character and equally as memorable as Karloff’s Frankenstein Monster and Mummy and Bela Lugosi’s Dracula.

In addition to the team of Jack Pierce, director George Waggner, and visual effects wizard John P. Fulton, the craftsmanship of The Wolf Man was also entrusted to editor Ted J. Kent, A.C.E . Of all the monster movie editors, none was more prolific than Kent, an in-house editor at Universal for over a quarter century. Kent’s monster tenure spanned no fewer than five ownership changes at the studio. Though research dictates no clear reason for the change, Universal assigned Kent to James Whale’s follow-up to The Old Dark House, which had been competently edited by Clarence Kolster and was released only a year after Frankenstein.  This film, released in 1933, The Invisible Man, would prove among Whale’s most challenging films, with equal contributions by Kent and Fulton. No doubt, both Universal and Whale were enamored with Kent’s work, and he cut three of Whale’s last several films with Universal, including Show Boat in 1936 and The Road Back in 1937. But the one film that elevated Whale’s reputation beyond that which his earlier films offered him was a picture he didn’t even want to make.

By 1935, the idea of The Bride of Frankenstein didn’t appeal to the man who was wary of being labeled a horror director. Nonetheless, many consider Whale’s long-overdue sequel to be superior to the original Frankenstein with its mixture of unforgettable sequences, demonic characters, and wistful comedy. In a likely homage to Clarence Kolster’s work on that first film, Kent cut Bride in similar fashion, most notably in the reveal of Elsa Lanchester’s hideous title character in the final scenes; we see her in the same three matching closeups that Kolster implemented so effectively to show us Karloff’s monster in the original film. Even after Whale and the Laemmles departed Universal, Kent was recruited by studio brass to cut 1939’s final sequel with Karloff as the monster, Son of Frankenstein, featuring a towering performance by Bela Lugosi as Ygor that Kent surely played up in the editing room. He even cut Vincent Price’s 1938 debut film, Service de Luxe! But though he likely didn’t realize it then, Kent’s Universal career was just starting to peak.

wolfman1For the Waggner Wolf Man film, slated as a B-picture by the Universal brass, Pierce and Fulton knew that they had an opportunity to create a unique project that would harken back to the old Laemmle years at the studio.  In Chaney, they had the hulking physical actor who could be used to realize their ideas.  With The Wolf Man, Kent, along with major contributions by studio mainstays Pierce and Fulton, created the film’s showpiece “transformation” sequences which became standard fare in the many spin-offs that followed. Witness the lap dissolves that Kent and Fulton implemented for transformations from man to wolf, and especially, in the film’s tragic climax, from wolf back to man. Kent also cleverly orchestrated the noted end of the film where Claude Rains unknowingly beats his own son with a silver-tipped cane, later realizing that it was his own flesh that he killed. In their tussle, an especially marked cut to a close shot of Chaney, Jr. as the Wolf Man struggling with Rains makes for one of the film’s most fascinating moments.

During pre-production of The Wolf Man, Jack Pierce worked diligently to create the makeup for the title character, having been disappointed with his reduced makeup for Henry Hull in Werewolf of London. Pierce pulled out all the stops for The Wolf Man with Lon Chaney, Jr. in the title role. Though the two did not reportedly get along–Chaney did not like wearing the makeup or undergoing the lengthy application and removal period–Pierce excelled again with his werewolf concept, utilizing a design he had created for Boris Karloff a decade earlier when the Laemmles were planning a werewolf film. Thus, even though it was originally intended as a B movie, The Wolf Man was a true horror classic, and Pierce’s version of the character has been the model for the numerous werewolves that have since come to the screen.

The idea of Jack Pierce re-creating a wolf character from scratch every day of principal photography may seem daunting, but – as with the Frankenstein Monster and the Mummy before – Pierce prided himself on doing things from the bottom up with each new makeup application.  “I don’t use masks or any appliances whatsoever,” proclaimed Jack Pierce about the development of his famous monster characters.   The one exception to Pierce’s rule occurred with his striking initial realization of The Wolf Man in 1941.   “The only appliances I used was the nose that looks like a wolf[“˜s nose].  There you either put on a rubber nose or model the nose every day, which would have taken too long.  It took 2 1/2 hours to apply this makeup,” Pierce said, indicating the head, chest piece and hands.  “I put all of the hair on a little row at a time.  After the hair is on, you curl it, then singe it, burn it, to look like an animal that’s been out in the woods.  It had to be done every morning.” Pierce’s other key characters in The Wolf Man included 1940s “scream queen” Evelyn Ankers as Gwen Conliffe, Claude Rains as Sir John Talbot, Béla Lugosi as Béla the gypsy, and Maria Ouspenskaya as Maleva, the gypsy woman.  As a result of Pierce’s methods, audiences were treated to the perfectionism in The Wolf Man.

Alas, what might have been was never realized with the stunning originality and critical and commercial success of The Wolf Man. As the U.S. entered WWII, a slew of sequels and remakes of the original horror films were cranked out at Universal with few standouts as momentous as their antecedents.  Pierce went on to create the Wolf Man character in succeeding sequels, including Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943), and both House of Frankenstein (1944) and House of Dracula (1945).  The latter, originally titled “The Wolf Man’s Cure” featured an end to the cycle of appearances by the Wolf Man in Universal films, but the character would inexplicably re-appear in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein three years later.  By that point, Bud Westmore was supervising makeup artists Jack Kevan (the Frankenstein Monster) and Emile LaVigne (the Wolf Man) in their execution of Jack Pierce’s original designs. The classic monster movie era, in effect, was over.

Upon the occasion of Jack Pierce’s death in 1968 and Ted Kent’s death in 1986, the last of the monster makers were gone, but their work continues to live on again and again, as new audiences begin to discover their treasured films. Perhaps with the fresh perspective now available to audiences with Universal’s recent re-release of many of the classic horror films on DVD, including a new Legacy Collection of The Wolf Man (1941) due on DVD from Universal Studios Home Entertainment in winter, 2010, the talented craftspeople who realized these films will ultimately be recognized for their singular efforts. Alongside the collection of actors, directors and executives responsible for Universal’s great horror collection, editors including Kent deserve due credit for bringing the original monsters and their movies to life.

January 28, 2010

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #132: iSnyde

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #132: iSnyde – Ken & Dana return with the obligatory discussion about Apple’s latest life-saving device, then change subjects and talk fast food for far too long, and wind up on pretty ladies.

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Comics in Context #230: The Dark Lulu Saga

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#230 (Vol. 2 #2): THE DARK LULU SAGA

depIn my childhood I ignored Little Lulu comics: since a little girl was the title character, I probably assumed they were for little girls, and not me. But as a middle-aged adult I became increasingly aware that Little Lulu comic book stories by the the late writer/artist John Stanley (1914-1993) were considered classics.

I am starting out my relaunch of “Comics in Context” by reviewing some of the stories in The Toon Treasury of Classic Children’s Comics, selected and edited by Art Spiegelman and Francoise Mouly, and published by Harry N. Abrams’ ComicArts imprint. In their introduction, Spiegelman and Mouly praise Stanley as “one of [Uncle Scrooge’s creator Carl] Barks’ few equals as a comics storyteller.” Since I greatly admire Barks’ work (I’ll get to him in the near future), it’s long past time I paid attention to Stanley, so let’s start with his work in this collection.

Little Lulu was created by cartoonist Marge Henderson Buell for a series of gag cartoons in The Saturday Evening Post from 1935 to 1944. An enormous success, Lulu starred in animated cartoons produced by Paramount’s Famous Studios from 1943 to 1948. When Little Lulu got her own comic book series in 1945, Stanley wrote and drew the stories, creating most of the supporting cast. Several years later, he began collaborating with artist Irving Tripp (who just passed away in December 2009 at the age of 88). Stanley continued to write the stories and did sketches of the panels, and then Tripp did the final artwork. (Mark Evanier explains in his Tripp obituary that it is unclear how closely Tripp followed Stanley’s layouts. Stanley continued working on Little Lulu until 1961.

depI must say I was startled by the Stanley stories in Classic Children’s Comics. Take the first one in the collection, “Five Little Babies,” by Stanley and Tripp from Marge’s Little Lulu #38 (1951). (As usual, I hereby issue a spoiler warning, since my critical essays discuss stories in detail.) Snotty rich kid Wilbur Van Snobbe is boasting to Tubby and other boys about his supposed irresistible appeal to girls. He claims that he could even get the feisty Lulu (who, as the other boys point out, hates him) “to do anything I wanted,” and, getting carried away, declares that he could make her follow him around on her hands and knees as if she were a dog. Wilbur makes a bargain with the boys that if he can actually get Lulu to do this, they will admit him to their club. Stanley leaves it to his young readers to note his subtle ironies. Although Wilbur started out in this story by playing a trick on Tubby and the other boys, and boasts how all girls are attracted to him, he is probably actually rather lonely, since he really wants to be a part of Tubby’s club. Moreover, although Tubby and his pals do not believe Lulu will do what Wilbur wants, none of these boys seems to think there is anything wrong in Wilbur getting girls to humiliate themselves; in fact, they are all quite amused by the idea. (When we are shown their clubhouse a few pages later, it bears the graffiti “No Girls Allowed.”) So much for Wilbur’s self-proclaimed image as a ladies’ man: he really doesn’t seem to think of girls as more than status symbols he can manipulate.

Tricksters, successful or otherwise, abound in this collection. Wilbur tricks Lulu by playing on her sympathies, pretending to be upset because his dog is lost. When Lulu kindly overlooks her dislike of Wilbur and offers to help, he persuades her to pretend to be another dog on his lash, in the hope that his real dog will get jealous and return. (Wilbur’s scenario may indicate further how distorted his view of affection between people-or between a person and pet–is, seeing it in terms of angry jealousy.) So, somewhat reluctantly, Lulu ends up crawling on her hands and knees, wearing a dog collar, being led on a leash by a boy, and even holding a ball in her teeth, interfering with her ability to talk.

This is staged as comedy in a supposedly innocent children’s comic. But you can tell from my description that this is also a rather disturbing image, if you bother to look past the light, comedic outward tone of the dialogue and art. If Lulu and Wilbur were adults, the sexual implications would be plain.

Tubby and his pals watch, initially with deadpan expressions, and then explode in disbelief. The boys seem angry when Wilbur shows up at their clubhouse to demand they honor their promise to make him a member. But, significantly, they don’t condemn him for humiliating Lulu, either. what seems more important to Tubby and company is their own power struggle with Wilbur: they resist acknowledging that he was able to back up his boast. “Lulu’s just crazy, period,” says Tubby: he prefers demeaning Lulu’s sanity. Ultimately, they admit Wilbur to their club.

Then Lulu’s friend Annie berates her for letting “them” humiliate her–pointedly, she blames all the boys, not just Wilbur–and reveals how she was tricked. So Lulu, infuriated, concocts a scheme to get even, making Annie her accomplice. Significantly, after her initial burst of anger, Lulu smiles while she carries out her plot, telling Annie, “we’re going to have some fun.” She can balance the scales without succumbing to hatred.

At first her scheme seems rather conventional: while Tubby, Wilbur and the other boys go skinny-dipping, Lulu and Annie steal their clothes. But then Lulu’s plan is revealed as more elaborate: claiming not to know who the thief was, Lulu brings the boys something to wear–diapers–and tells them to hide in a toy wagon under a blanket and she will pull them wagon to their homes. The boys naively comply, but Lulu instead pulls the wagon into the center of town, and then shoves it down a hill.

At the bottom of the hill, other kids pull up one end of the blanket, see the boys’ bare feet, and leap to the conclusion that it’s “a whole wagon load of feet!” That’s a rather macabre image–a wagon full of severed feet–and an enormous crowd–possibly everyone in town–gathers around the wagon for the grand unveiling by a policeman: he pulls off the blanket, revealing the five boys, naked except for diapers, in a sort of human pyramid.

So Lulu has just humiliated her humiliators, and topped them by exposing them in front of a far wider group of spectators. The diapers infantilize Tubby and company, symbolically reducing them to babies (hence the story’s title). But again, beneath the comedy, there’s an element of sexual humiliation here, due to the near-nudity; if the boys were adults, drawn in a less cartoony style, that would be more evident. Indeed, in the post-9/11 era, a human pyramid of (nearly) naked males might remind readers of a rather infamous image.

Pointedly, Stanley shows that this humiliation does not open the boys; eyes to their own misogyny. In fact, they are bewildered as to why she would pull such a prank on them, as if they still see nothing wrong with what they did to her: “She’s just mean, that’s all!” says Tubby.

Now, I’m not complaining about the subtexts in this story; rather, I think they are what make it so strong. Stanley puts potentially disturbing things in this story, but by using children as his characters, presenting it in a “cartoony” visual style, and keeping the overall tone of the storytelling light, he makes the misogyny and humiliations funny and palatable.

It strikes me that what Stanley is doing is not that different from the tellers of classic fairy tales, which may contain potential and actual violence, and the threat of death, and yet, because moral balance is achieved at the end, are regarded as proper fare for young children. that even teaches them important lessons. So Stanley’s “Five Little Babies” becomes a pop fable warning against misogyny, pride, overreaching, and even the dangers of naive trust.

depI am also struck by Stanley’s pacing. For example, he could have easily cut from Wilbur’s first encounter with the boys to his conversation with Lulu, without taking the time and space to show him going home to fetch the collar and leash in between these two events. The action in this story is continuous, without any editing, as if this were a film sequence done all in one take. It’s decompressed storytelling done right, since Stanley keeps the action going throughout. Nor is there a narrator, interposing himself between the readers and the characters. It’s as if the readers is watching it all happen for real, without a break or pause, right in front of them; this must be part of the appeal of Stanley’s stories for children.

Note that after Lulu and Annie steal the boys’ clothes, they lie back and wait for the boys to discover their clothes are gone and to react. Lulu makes a point of cautioning, we’ll wait just a little while longer, Annie!”: Lulu wants the boys’ panic to reach a particular level before she intervenes. Now she is the master trickster in the story, who knows that timing is everything, just as a master comedian does–or a master storyteller like Stanley.

The next Lulu story in the collection is “Two Foots Is Feet!” by Stanley and Tripp from Marge’s Little Lulu #94 (1956). In it a loudly complaining little boy named Alvin Jones forces his company on Lulu. But they soon bond over their mutual recognition that any word, if one thinks long enough about it, seems like a nonsensical jumble of letters. Soon they are repeating the words “foot” and “feet” over and over in uncontrollable fits of laughter.

What is particularly interesting here is the adults’ reaction. They don’t get the joke, and Lulu’s father complains that they are making too much “noise.” Unable to quiet them, Lulu’s father picks them up and dumps them inside the house of Mr. Jones, Alvin’s father. Mr. Jones doesn’t like all this laughing either, picks the kids up, and brings them back to Lulu’s father’s house. For a page and a half the two fathers go back and forth, each trying to hand over the two kids–including his own child–to the other. The emotions between the two fathers grow so great that Mr. Jones tackles Lulu’s father, who has to warn him, “Look out, Jones! You’ll hurt the kids!” But soon the two fathers are locked in physical combat, while the two kids obliviously and merrily keep on laughing away.

So here we have a story about two fathers who are trying to get rid of their own children, an ominous subject. But Lulu and Alvin’s constant laughter makes it a comedy: they are too happy to have their feelings hurt by their fathers’ insensitivity.

Tubby is the star of the next Stanley story in this book, “The Guest in the Ghost-House” from Marge’s Tubby #7 (1954), written and entirely drawn by Stanley. (Despite the comic’s title, it was Stanley who created Tubby.) Heading to a swamp to catch frogs, Tubby says, “Anybody who’d step in that quicksand should have his head examined!” Tubby proceeds to violate his own rule, leading to disaster: he begins sinking into the quicksand. He yells for help over and over, night falls, and by midnight, he is nearly wholly submerged: “It’s… almost up to my nose!” In other words, he is on the brink of death!

But at midnight instead of going down into the quicksand, Tubby finds himself going up, as if he were on an elevator. He discovers he is standing atop a house rising out of the quicksand at the witching hour. Going inside through a window, Tubby says the air inside is cold and damp “l-like a tomb!” It appears that he is making a metaphorical descent into the underworld, and indeed, the house proves to be a hotel populated by ghosts.

Here Stanley strikes a balance between humor and terror. The ghosts, which he draws with even more cartoonish stylization than Tubby and other human characters, look funny rather than ghastly. They behave like ordinary staffers and guests at an ordinary hotel, who just happen to be dead. They act more friendly than frightening, but they nonetheless say things in their matter-of-fact way that terrify Tubby. The desk clerk asks Tubby to sign the register, noting that “Once you sign the register, you will become a ghost. And Mr. Frite has ways of making you sign the register.” When Tubby tells Mr. Frite, who is apparently the hotel manager, that he refuses to sign, Mr., Frite calmly introduces Tubby to Feer, a living furnace with a face, who chews a piece of coal in his mouth. Mr. Frite repeatedly hints that he will feed Tubby to Feer if Tubby persists in refusing to sign the register. Faced with the prospect of being devoured. Tubby gives in, and, wailing, signs the register. Like a kindly parent, Mr. Frite assures him that the process of turning into a ghost is “painless,” and the desk clerk observes, “Getting vaccinated is much worse.”

None of this reassures Tubby. Though Stanley draws him to look funny as he bawls with his tongue hanging out of his mouth, Tubby’s terror and anguish are clear. This is a haunted house comedy that forces Tubby–and the reader–to confront his own mortality. The house has again sunk beneath the quicksand, as if Tubby has been buried alive. As Tubby sits alone in his hotel room, the narration in a caption tells us, “By the light of the flickering candle, Tub waits in terror for the change to overcome him,” his transition from life to death. That doesn’t seem funny at all, does it? Death here may mean transformation into a ghost rather than oblivion, but it still seems surprisingly real for a comic for children.

Tubby falls asleep and awakens in utter darkness, in which only his eyes are visible, as if his body had ceased to exist. But then the moon illuminates his face. Miraculously, he has been saved: the house has risen, and as it begins sinking yet again, Tubby escapes. Once again he is up to his neck in quicksand, but this time he is found and rescued.

I wonder how I would have reacted to this story had I read it as a young boy. As an adult I can distance myself from the story and concentrate on its humorous aspects. But for a child, would it have seemed disturbing, even frightening, like a nightmare set down on paper? I suspect that Stanley’s humor would have appealed to my younger self. But I think that I would have also found the darkness in this tale intriguingly eerie. Readers would identify with Tubby, and he escapes and survives at the end, but I think that the story’s evocations of real fears of isolation, helplessness and death would have stayed with me. If you ever wondered what a horror story appropriate for young children would be like, this is it. Once again, Stanley constructs comedy around a core of darkness.

So is this a standard modus operandi for Stanley, or do Spiegelman and Mouly just prefer Lulu and Tubby stories that have these dark subtexts?

The Classic Children’s Comics collection also includes a story written and drawn by Stanley that has nothing to do with the Luluverse: “Mice Business” from Melvin Monster #3 (1965). I’d never heard of this character, Stanley’s own creation, before. From the date I’d make a guess that this series might have been inspired by The Munsters and The Addams Family on television: two shows about spooky families, one of which–The Munsters–was made up of characters who resembled classic movie monsters. But whereas their two father figures–Herman Munster, who looked like Frankenstein’s Monster, and Gomez Addams–were both quite affable, young Melvin Monster’s enormous, monstrous father clearly has anger management issues. Melvin calls his daddy “Baddy,” and Baddy is continually angry, shouting at everyone, clearly intimidating his son in this story. Baddy roars with rage; at one point his fury is so great that it literally raises the roof of their house. Baddy is a caricature of the fearsome parent.

In the collection’s introduction, Spiegelman and Mouly write that in this tale Stanley “manages to build sympathetic comedy around something as genuinely horrific as child abuse.” That may be something of an overstatement, since Baddy does not physically harm young Melvin. But it is easy to imagine that Baddy is just a few steps away from lashing out at his son. At one point in this story he angrily rips apart a wall of the house. Melvin reports in the story that Baddy used him to plug up a mouse hole.

On the other hand, Melvin’s Mummy looks like an ordinary 1960s housewife whose face happens to be wrapped in bandages–like a mummy. So in effect she is faceless, and that seems symbolically appropriate for this quiet mother in a household dominated by this aggressive, raging father.

In the story Melvin says he is afraid to go into the mouse hole after the mice. Baddy roars at him, insisting he go in: “Are you a mouse or a monster?” frightening the boy further. Baddy is a caricature of raging machismo, insisting that his son live up to his insane standard of behavior.

Ultimately, Baddy, ripping apart that wall, goes in after the mouse himself, only to discover the mouse is bigger than he is (and he is also a French chef, as if in anticipation of Pixar’s Ratatouille). Like a typical bully, Baddy is thus cowed into submission.

Thus this story seems founded on a child’s wish fulfillment fantasy of finding someone big and strong enough to stand up to an oppressive parent. Maybe the fact that it’s a mouse, a small creature that has grown to great size, means it’s subconsciously a metaphor for a child growing into an adult strong enough to stand up to his patents.

This story seems to confirm that it is a recurring motif in John Stanley’s comics work: to shine a light of comedy to dispel the very real fears among the children who made up his audience.

Copyright 2010 Peter Sanderson

Cabin Fever 84: Because We Felt Like It

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Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #84: Because We Felt Like It – Aaron and Brian return from their winter holiday to… complain about their winter holiday. It’s the first episode of Cabin Fever in the era of FRED but unfortunately it’s the same old rubbish you’ve come to expect.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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January 27, 2010

Contest Round-Up: 2010-01-27

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies each of DOCTOR WHO: THE COMPLETE SPECIALS on Blu-Ray, DOCTOR WHO: THE COMPLETE SPECIALS on DVD, DOCTOR WHO: THE WATERS OF MARS on DVD, and DOCTOR WHO: THE END OF TIME on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of NEW TRICKS: SEASON 2 on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of JONATHAN CREEK: SEASON 4 on DVD.

In conjunction with FX, we’re giving away five (5) copies of ARCHER posters.

In conjunction with Faber & Faber, we’re giving away four (4) copies of THE QI: BOOK OF THE DEAD.

Win THE QI: BOOK OF THE DEAD!

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In conjunction with Faber & Faber, we’re giving away four (4) copies of THE QI: BOOK OF THE DEAD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 17th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 17th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win an ARCHER poster!

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In conjunction with FX, we’re giving away five (5) copies of ARCHER posters.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 17th.

Airing on FX, Archer is an animated, half-hour comedy set at the International Secret Intelligence Service (ISIS), a spy agency where espionage and global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other. The series features the voices of H. Jon Benjamin as suave master spy “Sterling Archer,” whose less-than-masculine code name is “Duchess;” Jessica Walter as his domineering mother and boss, “Malory Archer;” Aisha Tyler as his ex-girlfriend and current co-worker, “Agent Lana Kane;” George Coe as his aging-but-loyal butler, “Woodhouse;” Chris Parnell as ISIS comptroller and Lana’s new love interest, “Cyril Figgis;” Judy Greer as Malory’s lovesick secretary, “Cheryl;” and Amber Nash as “Pam,” the director of human resources for ISIS.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 17th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win JONATHAN CREEK: SEASON 4 on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of JONATHAN CREEK: SEASON 4 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 17th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 17th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win NEW TRICKS: SEASON 2 on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of NEW TRICKS: SEASON 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 17th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 17th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win DOCTOR WHO: THE SPECIALS on DVD & Blu-Ray!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies each of DOCTOR WHO: THE COMPLETE SPECIALS on Blu-Ray, DOCTOR WHO: THE COMPLETE SPECIALS on DVD, DOCTOR WHO: THE WATERS OF MARS on DVD, and DOCTOR WHO: THE END OF TIME on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 17th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 17th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

TV Or Not TV: 1/25 – 1/31

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Welcome to TV or Not TV where this week is bitter sweet (and I’m two days passed my deadline).

This Friday will be the final ever episode of DOLLHOUSE. Although both seasons of the show didn’t start strong both really amped things up after their first six episodes. The writing was on the wall for the future of the show so the writers and producers geared up for a proper series finale that, so far, has been a pretty good ride.

When you tune in Friday you might be a little confused if you haven’t rented or bought the first season home video release (and if you didn’t make sure your DVR was set to record it at 8 PM instead of 9 PM, it’s ending an hour earlier folks). I’m telling you this now because there is still time to get to your video rental store or modify your on-line queue and get the set before Friday. Trust me, you’ll want to. It contains the un-aired thirteenth Season 1 episode Epitaph One. It was originally shot to fill out the home video release but it acted as a bookmark to give us insight into where the show was headed if it hadn’t been renewed for a second season. This also makes it a prequel to this Friday’s series finale. If you have been watching the show and want to reward yourself with an entertaining 43 minutes of TV right before watching the series finale I’m telling you SEE EPITAPH ONE!

Now that we’ve gotten the bitter out of the way let’s talk about, what I hope, is the sweet of this week. You must be thinking I’m going to tell you about something amazing to watch this week, right? Nope. This week is sweet because it is the gateway to next week when the two hour season premiere of LOST finally hits the airways and we can prepared to be entertained and confused all over again. I’m about to go in-depth here into season 5 so if you are a person that is trying to get caught up on the show from the premiere I’m going to tell you to quickly scroll down now to where you see the word MONDAY.

When Season 6 of LOST premieres there are going to be a lot of people that are going to want to know if the bomb did in fact detonate in the bottom of the pit that JULIET fell down into. They are going to want to know if THE INCIDENT happened or if everything we’ve seen and watched so far have been undone. They are going to be hoping for many answers. Me? I’m just wanting one question answered: How does CHRISTIAN SHEPHARD work into all of this?

I know this may sound like a non-mystery or a strange question to want to have answered but this one really bugs me. The reason why goes hand-in-hand with my theory that the guy who we saw at the beginning of the Season 5 finale on the beach with JACOB (mostly referred to as “the man in black”) was not only the revived JOHN LOCKE we saw walking around on the ISLAND but is also the thing we all call the SMOKE MONSTER. If this theory is true than it makes things like the activities in the Season 5 episode DEAD IS DEAD very interesting. BEN goes under THE TEMPLE and falls down a hole. LOCKE goes to find something to pull him up. At this point he stops being LOCKE and becomes the SMOKE MONSTER and faces off against BEN. Then the SMOKE MONSTER recedes and becomes BEN‘s dead daughter ALEX to tell him to do whatever LOCKE says. Then ALEX vanishes, becomes LOCKE again and shows up to haul BEN out of the hole. Brilliant in hind sight, right?

The only thing I have a problem with all of this is CHRISTIAN SHEPHARD. Is CHRISTIAN also the MAN IN BLACK/SMOKE MONSTER or is he something/someone else? Moments before SUN and FRANK encounter CHRISTIAN in the old DHARMA barracks the SMOKE MONSTER is in the trees at the dock. He tells SUN that JIN is trapped in the 70’s and then tells SUN and FRANK they have to wait in BEN‘s old house. If you hook these elements up together with THE LIFE AND DEATH OF JEREMY BENTHAM where LOCKE is discovered in the water by the AJIRA flight 316 survivors, it could be that CHRISTIAN then travels back to the smaller island to become LOCKE. CHRISTIAN also was the one to confirm for LOCKE that he would have to bring the Oceanic 6 back and confirms for LOCKE that he must die while off the island, which would seem to work very well in the long term plan of the revived LOCKE/MAN IN BLACK to gain access to JACOB to finally kill him.

Why do I wonder about this so much? If it is true that the appearances of CHRISTIAN SHEPHARD (and heck, every single dead person we’ve seen appear on the ISLAND) were in fact the MAN IN BLACK/SMOKE MONSTER than there has been a very long-term manipulation occurring during the series, or even a long con. SAWYER told us that the long con involves getting people to do what you want by manipulating them to think it is what they want to do. LOCKE was connected to the ISLAND and wants to save it and CHRISTIAN tells him in JACOB‘s cabin that he has to move the ISLAND (There’s also one more possible clue in the series finale where BRAM discovers that the ash ring around JACOB‘s cabin has been broken and they burn it down because “someone else has been using it.”). This action sets things in motion that allow people to escape the ISLAND and provides the MAN IN BLACK the ability (somehow) to appear as JOHN LOCKE when his dead body is brought back to the ISLAND. LOCKE, as the newest leader of the OTHERS, is granted access to get in to see JACOB and orchestrate his death (also through manipulation by playing on BEN‘s hatred). If there’s been a long con going on than the reason I want to know this answer so much is because it gives me an even higher level of appreciation for what the writers and producers have done with this show. If CHRISTIAN isn’t the MAN IN BLACK and isn’t in on the long con than he’s another player in this big game of dark against light that we don’t yet understand.

When it all comes down to it this is one of the reasons that I enjoy LOST so much. It doesn’t just entertain me, it also makes me use my brain to think and ponder about all of this useless information. That’s definitely good TV.

One final non-connected note: BOO to THE OFFICE for finally giving us a new episode and making it a clip show instead. THE OFFICE is already playing in synidcation enough that you don’t need a clip show guys and it’s just bad form.

Now that I’m done completely geeking out let’s see what’s up for this week’s viewing choices.

MONDAY

Sorry guys, having completely blown my deadline Monday is now history. I enjoyed watching CHUCK, HEROES (I know, even I’m shocked at that one) CASTLE and the return of GREEK on ABC FAMILY. I’m sure I would have said something very witty about all of them.

TUESDAY

ABC – 8:30 PM: TED hooks his brother up with a job at VERIDIAN in tonight’s ep of BETTER OFF TED, and I’m sure this won’t backfire on him at all.

FOX – 9:00 PM: GORDON RAMSEY starts to terrorize restaurants again with the season premiere of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES.

ABC – 9:00 PM: Tonight ABC offers us a LOST refresher with last season’s explosive (or not) finale. I’ve already re-watched it about 10 times and I bet I’ll STILL tune in tonight as well.

USA – 10:00 PM: WHITE COLLAR tries to bring tonight’s big case down to the little guy with a judge involved in mortgage fraud. I bet this one has some amazing action sequences.

WEDNESDAY

9:00 PM EASTERN / 5:00 PM PACIFIC: The STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS rocks the schedule tonight for most networks. Do a shot every time he says “health care”, “common” and “American”. If someone screams out “YOU LIE!” you get to chug a beer.

USA – 10:00 PM: PSYCH is back and gets RAW with guest star JOHN CENA (WWE jokes just aren’t my style, sorry).

A&E – 10:00 PM: STEVEN SEAGAL LAWMAN and his crew hook up with the narcotics division for a bust. I wonder how many tweakers are going to think that seeing SEAGAL bust in on them is just a bad trip hallucination?

THURSDAY

CBS – 8:00 PM: JEFF PROBST takes a man battling Lou Gehrig’s disease on a bucket list world tour on LIVE FOR THE MOMENT.

FOX – 9:00 PM: Wedding guests suffocate from the inside out on tonight’s FRINGE. Maybe they were laughing too hard on the inside?

USA – 10:00 PM: MICHAEL goes all DATELINE tonight on BURN NOTICE when he has to catch a child predator. I wonder if he’ll replace SAM with CHRIS HANSEN to ask the guy, “Why don’t you have a seat over there?”

FRIDAY

THE CW8:00 PM: Self-referential hi-jinks ensue when all of the action on SMALLVILLE tonight happens at a big Comic-Con inspired convention.

FOX – 8:00 PM: I hope you took my warning to heart and made sure your DVR was set to record DOLLHOUSE at 8 PM instead of 9 PM.

SYFY – 8:00 PM: Miss last week’s premiere of CAPRICA? Here’s another chance for you to see it before the 9:00 airing of the second episode.

SATURDAY

DISC – 4:00 PM: Given most of what is available today I think an 8 hour MYTHBUSTERS marathon is completely in order.

USA – 6:00 PM: Get BOURNE again as USA airs THE BOURNE IDENTITY and THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM back-to-back. If you’ve never seen the films try not to be confused between the two as USA has decided to skip THE BOURNE SUPREMACY tonight.

TLC – 8:00 PM: One of the judges for THE 2010 MISS AMERICA PAGEANT is RUSH LIMBAUGH?!? Beauty being judged by the Beast?

SUNDAY

HBO – 7:00 PM: ROSIE O’DONNELL’s documentary A FAMILY IS A FAMILY IS A FAMILY: A ROSIE O’DONNELL CELEBRATION shows us all of the love and joy that can come from nontraditional families. I’m sure the Westboro Baptist Church is protesting it somewhere.

CBS – 8:00 PM: It’s time for the GRAMMY AWARDS where TAYLOR SWIFT once again faces off against BEYONCE (as well as the BLACK EYED PEAS, LADY GAGA and the DAVE MATHEWS BAND) for Album of the Year. Can TAYLOR do it again?

ABC – 9:00 PM: JULIE BENZ goes from DEXTER‘s wife to a stripper on tonight’s DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES as SUSAN tries to help guide her to a new life.

NBC – 9:00 PM: The only thing really funny in most of the sketches you’ll see in SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE PRESENTS: SPORTS ALL-STARS is the unintentionally comical bad acting done by most of these athletes.

Will Wilkins will return after this short commercial break.

January 25, 2010

Soapbox: Timing Is Everything

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Timing Is Everything

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depA few weeks ago, I was nosing around at a local discount CD shop, looking for deals (preferably of the non-Kelly Clarkson kind). I was just about to make a decision between Dave Matthews’ Under the Table and Waning and Nickelback’s Things That Sound Like Suck, when I spotted him behind the counter, running the cash register.

There he was. Late teens, maybe very early twenties. Pale skin. Badly dyed hair. On his gaunt and bony frame he had draped various items of black clothing: a trench coat, a scarf, a t-shirt, loose-fitting jeans with a shiny studded belt. On his wrists he wore thick leather bands, dotted with spikes. His eyelids were encircled with dark eye liner, and around his throat he was wearing a spiked dog collar. His face was covered in numberless piercings, because – I assume – his skull-flesh had at one point become detached and had fallen to the ground, thus forcing him to take appropriate corrective steps by pinning it back on.

His appearance – particularly the spikes and dog collar – reminded me of a joke I once heard, so I decided to lay it on him. Young people enjoy a good joke, right? Why not extend a bit of conviviality, perhaps brighten his day a bit?

I approached the counter, grinning, and waded right into the set-up: “I don’t know how to say this, but … several years ago when I was a reckless young man still in the business of sowing my wild oats, I went to a keg party and got severely drunk.”

He stared, blankly.

Undeterred, I continued: “Yes, well, anyway, in my fully inebriated condition that night, I had carnal relations with a Doberman Pinscher.”

His least metal-laden eyebrow arched upward. Emboldened, I plowed right into the punchline: “I was just noticing your spikes and collar, and … well … I think you might be my son.”

(Silence)

His eyes narrowed. He stared at me and, with apathy thickly slathered over every syllable, said, “Yeah, that’s really f***ing funny.”

So I lunged over the counter, grabbed his eyebrow-ring, jerked his face close to mine, and shouted into his ear, “No, you stupid dick, I’m being serious here, I’ve been looking for you for years – and this is how you treat your father on the day of our long-awaited reunion?! HUH?!?!?! ANSWER ME!!!!”

I didn’t expect him to start bawling like a baby … I guess I just don’t know how to tell a joke. Timing is everything.

Jacob Michael
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Masters Of Song Fu #6: Sign-Up Begins…

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We here at FRED are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a unique form of creative combat.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

From now until 11:59pm EST on SATURDAY, JANUARY 30th, we’ll be accepting sign-ups from any and all musicians across this here internet. We have 20 slots open – All you have to do is be one of the first 20 to apply via the form below, and you’re in. THE LIST OF CHALLENGERS AND THE FIRST TASK WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1st, 2010.

Once those participants have been announced, the showdown will commence.

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to FRED to be voted on by you, the audience.

At the end of the 3rd Challenge, the two Challengers with the most votes will face off, mano a mano for the title of…

MASTER OF SONG FU

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However, there may yet be one final challenge for this newly crowned Master – for they very well might (if the stars align and schedules permit) face off against one of the LEGENDARY MASTERS – artists like Jonathan Coulton, Paul & Storm, Neil Innes, Doc Hammer, & The RiffTones. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu – one of which may or may not be revealed as your ultimate challenge. Only the wheel of uncertainty can predict (and even then, not).

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And if you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

Remember, you must be able to realize a song both lyrically and musically. This competition is open to both singer/songwriters and bands – but since space is limited, only enter if you truly accept the challenge. As stated above, we’ll be accepting the first 20 valid applications we receive.
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Are you ready to bring your Fu? If so, fill out the form below:

SIGN-UP FOR THIS ROUND HAS CLOSED. CHALLENGERS WILL BE NOTIFIED VIA E-MAIL BY THURSDAY, JANUARY 28th, & THE FIRST CHALLENGE WILL BE REVEALED ON MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1st. PLEASE NOTE: EVEN IF YOU DID NOT MAKE IT IN AS A FORMAL CHALLENGER FOR THIS EDITION, SHADOW ENTRIES ARE ALWAYS WELCOME.

Note: Competitors will be notified via e-mail of their selection.
If you have any problems submitting your entry via the form above, you can also e-mail the entry information to
mail @ asitecalledfred.com (taking out the spaces, naturally) with the subject line “Song Fu”.

January 22, 2010

Weekend Shopping Guide 1/22/10: If I’m Lying

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

Overlooked at the box office, I will declare here and now that Ricky Gervais’s The Invention Of Lying (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP) is a comedy that is destined to become as beloved a cult classic as Office Space before it. Think I’m wrong? See it for yourself, as Gervais creates a world wherein the act of lying does not exist – until it’s discovered by Gervais’s character and proves to be a world-changing superpower. Bonus materials include video podcasts, a prequel, behind-the-scenes featurettes, additional scenes, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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You may not know this about me, but you certainly will now. “What is it? What is this secret?” you ask, breathlessly. C’mere, and I’ll tell you…. Closer… Closer… Okay. I like playing with magnets. I think they’re cool. I’ve thought magnets were cool ever since I was a kid. I also like money. Sadly, US coinage is non-magnetic, so I was never able to combine my two loves, Reese’s style. Until now. The Magic Penny Magnet Kit ($19.99) contains two powerful magnets and 24 British coins (they’re magnetic!), as well as a US penny (for comparison) and a book full of pretty nifty tricks you can do and sculptures you can make. Dreams do come true.

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I never thought I’d see the day when Kingdom Of The Spiders (Shout! Factory, Rated PG, DVD-$19.99 SRP) – that Saturday afternoon schlock staple starring jobbing-in-the-70’s Shatner – get a special edition. But here it is, with an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes footage, a featurette with spider-wrangler Jim Brockett, and a brand-new interview with Shatner.

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Michael Adams took a bullet for us all when he decided to sit down for a year and watch some of the worst movies ever made, and provide not only a chronicle of that feat, but also analyses and perhaps even an appreciation for crappy filmmaking. Of course, perhaps he didn’t take the bullet too soon, as I’ve seen many of the flicks in Showgirls, Teen Wolves, and Astro Zombies (It Books, $13.99), but it’s Adams’ insights that make reading the book worth it.

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For anyone that came out of the tepid Funny People hoping that they had instead been able to see more of Aziz Ansari, your prayers have been answered with the DVD arrival of his debut stand-up special – Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). The stand-up is strong, and there’s even an encore performance as his Funny People character, plus 30 minutes of additional material. A CD ($12.98 SRP) is also available.

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It’s mindless action, yes, but it’s a shame to see Gerard Butler and Michael C. Hall slumming it in the B-movie actioner Gamer (Lionsgate, Rated R, DVD-$29.95 SRP), about a condemned criminal forced to play in a real-life video game, as prisoners are controlled in a death arcade by remote players. Will Gerard’s Kable make it out when he decides enough is enough? Bonus features include an audio commentary, featurettes, and the theatrical trailer.

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Glaringly absent from the high definition catalogue up until now, you can put a check mark beside a pair of much-requested Paul Thomas Anderson flicks – Boogie Nights & Magnolia (New Line, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$28.99 SRP each). Both transfers are sparkling, as you’d hope. Boogie Nights features a pair of audio commentaries, additional scenes, “The John C. Reilly Files” extended sequences and outtakes, a music video, and the theatrical trailer. Magnolia sports a video diary, the Frank T.J. Mackey Seminar, the “Seduce & Destroy” infomercial, a music trailer, TV spots, and the theatrical trailer.

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Shot as he was covering his final murder trial for Vanity Fair – that of Phil Spector – Dominick Dunne: After The Party (IndiePix, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP) is a fascinating portrait of the writer, Hollywood outcast, and defender of victims’ rights in a career that spans over 50 years. The 2-disc set contains an audio commentary, additional/extended interviews, home video, photos, and more.

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The first two Bourne films arrive in high-definition as the inaugural entries in Universal’s new line of flipper single-disc Blu-Ray/DVD combos. I loathe flipper discs with a passion, so even though I understand the cost-cutting thought behind it, I can’t get behind the concept. Looking at the Blu-Ray side, The Bourne Identity (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) features a load of featurettes, an audio commentary, an alternate opening/ending, deleted scenes, and a music video. The Bourne Supremacy (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) contains an audio commentary, featurettes, and deleted scenes. Great content, great flicks, shame about the flippers.

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If fans of English costume drama were to do a dream casting session, they probably would arrive at the cast that was assembled for Cranford – Judi Dench, Michael Gambon, Eileen Atkins, and Imelda Staunton. Cranford revolves around the ruling ladies of the titular town in 1842, for whom etiquette and custom reign supreme but are a thin veneer over secrets and change. Think a corseted Desperate Housewives. Your best bet is to pick Cranford: The Collection (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), which contains not only the original series, but also the Return To Cranford follow-up.

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It was like a poor man’s Guy Ritchie (which is odd, since he’s already filled that role himself in recent years), but there was a sliver of fun to have from Smokin’ Aces (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP), which hits hi-def with audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, outtakes, and an alternate ending. Even less enjoyable, though, is the nobody asked for it sequel, Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP), containing an audio commentary, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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Instead of abandoning release of the shows in mid-stream due to sales issue for niche fan-favorites, Shout! Factory has taken the welcome step of making new season sets of the shows in question available directly from their website. This makes the economy feasible and fans happy – especially since the discs are identical in quality to their store-bought predecessors. The first sets to get the direct-purchase treatment are Mr. Belvedere: Season Four ($29.99), Ironside: Season 3 ($49.98) and Room 222: Season Two ($34.98). Make sure to snag yours so this fan-friendly program can continue.

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And in this weeks soundtrack round-up, we’ve got John Murphy’s score to Armored (La-La Land Records, $17.99 SRP), Joseph LoDuca’s score to the series Leverage (La-La Land Records, $17.99 SRP), John Frizzell’s Legion (La-La Land Records, $17.99 SRP), and The Hurt Locker (Lakeshore Records, $18.98 SRP), by Marco Beltrami & Buck Sanders.

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The disc-on-demand Warner Archive continues to live up to its name and promise by releasing a little-seen TV movie, adapted by Richard Matheson from his short story – Dying Room Only (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.95). Starring Cloris Leachman, Dabney Coleman & Ned Beatty in a nice chiller about an LA couple who wander into a hostile small town where things quickly go to hell.

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Nancy Botwin is full ensconced with her business south of the border in the 5th season of Weeds (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), which finds her in awkward territory after getting pregnant via a high-powered politician turned drug lord. It’s just another in the long line of complications that make the series a continued must-see. The 3-disc set contains all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, and bloopers. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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A co-ed crew exploring the solar system gets up to sudsy scientific exploration in the first season of Defying Gravity (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), which stars Ron Livingston as veteran astronaut Maddux Donner, who leads his fellow crewmembers on a journey none of them expected. The 4-disc set includes 5 unaired episodes, plus a featurette and deleted scenes.

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The 12th season of Dallas (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) features everything you want in the wild world of the oil baron Ewings – most of it featuring the trials, tribulations, double-dealing, and womanizing of rotten patriarch JR Ewing. The 3-disc set contains all 26 episodes (which are, unfortunately, still presented on those damnable flipper discs).

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It dips into melodrama occasionally, but for the most part Thirtysomething (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) holds up as a rare late-80’s drama that provided a well-written, grounded look at the trials and tribulations of Americans coming to terms with aging and family life. And now that I’m of that age, is rings even more true. Scarily. The 5-disc second season contains all 17 episodes, plus audio commentaries and new cast interviews.

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Using none of the original voices and sub-par animation, there’s nothing much about Fraggle Rock: The Animated Series (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) that I liked as a kid. However, as a pathetic completionist, I’m happy that the complete series is being released on disc. That’s 13 episodes, plus a making-of featurette, galleries, and storyboards.

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It’s not something I would have made a night out for, but watching Whiteout (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is a nice little home video flick. Its tale – of a murder at Antarctica’s remote Amundsen-Scott Research Station , which leaves a U.S. Marshal (Kate Beckinsdale) a limited time to solve the case before being stranded in six months of winter darkness with the killer – is perfect home video fare. Bonus features include additional scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, which adds a pair of exclusive behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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There was a constant fear it might stumble in its first season, and there’s always fear of a sophomore season fail, but Damages (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP) came through its second season even stronger than it started, which is in no small part to a wonderful balance between strong writing and the performances by leads Glenn Close & Rose Byrne. The 3-disc set contains all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, character profiles, and featurettes.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #131: It Pours

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and Quick Stop Entertainment’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #131: It Pours – Ken & Dana return with tales of weather gone mad, which then veers into travel talk and suitcases before launching into an anecdote of Christmas Eve just past.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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January 21, 2010

Soapbox: So, AVATAR…

Filed under: Articles,Reviews — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:55 am

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So, AVATAR

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depJames Cameron wanted me to let you know that, in addition to being “the king of the world”, he is now also the king of Pandora. That, of course, is the name given to the moon associated with the planet Polyphemus in Mr. King of the Galaxy’s new movie, Avatar. An Avatar is, as I’m sure you know, the binary and digital equivalent of an “AKA”, which itself is just an acronymic way of saying “I can’t stand on my own two feet, so I’ll adopt a more exciting alter-ego”.

In this rather bizarre and “meta” way, Avatar is indeed a real avatar. Pretending to be its own movie, it is, in fact, a fascinating cross-cut blend of several other films, including Ferngully, Dances with Wolves, Pocahontas, Apocalypto, and maybe a bit of Braveheart. However, since Avatar dresses up its brazen plagiarism with some absolutely stunning and spectacular digital imagery and special effects, we’ll give it a pass and hand it some awards.

A quick synopsis, then: we Americans are a greedy, unfeeling, insensitive bunch of chunk-heads who have no appreciation whatsoever for other cultures, let alone other planets. We frequently go around with actual dollar signs flashing out of our eye sockets, and we will stop at nothing to make a lot of money very quickly. Thus, the RDA Corporation has set out on a mining expedition to Pandora, where it will blow stuff up, kill innocent life-forms, and generally make a drunken fool of itself in the quest to obtain a valuable mineral called … wait for it … unobtainium. Please, stop laughing, Mr. Cameron can hear you.

One of the ways the RDA Corporation intends to get this unobtanium (genus: nowaytoprocuremal) is to infiltrate the native Na’vi people using “avatars” – a human-Na’vi hybrid, specially built for the purpose, and operated by human beings using slightly upgraded The Matrix technology. Seriously, you jerks, quit laughing, this is serious art.

Jake Scully operates the lone avatar that is successful in being accepted by the Na’vi people, and this forms the basis for the movie’s morality tale: once Jake gets to know and love the Na’vi (because you just know he will), will he remain loyal to the humans and help them rape the land, or will he become a traitor to his race by helping the Na’vi preserve their civilization? I’ll bet you really can’t guess, can you?

I liked the film, in a sort of “3 stars out of 5” way. As promised, the CGI and digital effects show was very good, and the epic battle at the end of the film was as epic-y and battle-ish as anyone could want. My point of contention is that James Cameron carved up an over-used story, threw in some seriously shameless and pedantic political propaganda, and used that as an excuse to put on a digital dog-and-pony show.

The Na’vi prance around in their skimpy outfits, with their long and braided hair, worshiping the Mother Nature Goddess Life Energy Force and living off the resources of the land – and they have a pretty catchy war-cry, to boot. You can go ahead and mentally supply the eagle-feather warbonnets and tomahawk dancing.

As the unapologetically mercenary humans prepare to go to war against the Na’vi, their actions are justified as “pre-emptive”, and described as a “shock and awe” campaign. Jake complains that we humans have already killed our Mother (Earth, I think, although he may have been talking about Mother Teresa), and declares that human beings must be taught that we cannot simply take land away from other civilizations in order to get what we want.

In short, as the climactic battle begins, and the war cry is sounded, the average viewer will be so fired up and emotionally provoked that he may very well leap up out of his theater seat, raise his fists into the air, and scream “DEATH TO THE HUMANS!” Presumably, he will then return to his seat and continue consuming his 885 oz. Pepsi and 50-gallon drum of popcorn, little realizing that he has just sided against his own race in favor of a fictional, digital, alien community.

I fail to understand why James Cameron chose the American people as the antagonists in this film. After all, he was writing a story line that simply needed to pit humans against aliens, but out of all the cultures and races on Planet Earth from which to choose, he selected Americans. Obviously, Mr. Cameron has not watched enough Bugs Bunny or Connery-era 007 films, or he would have known that the nationalities preferred for representing Evil Incarnate in cinema are Russians or Germans.

I can only conclude that James Cameron is himself an alien, currently operating a genetically engineered human avatar, sent here to infiltrate our planet and prepare us for the coming alien invasion by filling us with self-loathing.

Still, he’s doing it with some fantastic special effects, so … who cares? Pass the popcorn.

Jacob Michael

January 20, 2010

Contest Round-Up: 2010-01-20

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Sideshow Collectibles, we’re giving away THE DEAD: SPECIMENS.

In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE INVENTION OF LYING on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of WHITEOUT on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of MI-5: VOLUME 7 on DVD.

In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of WHIP IT on DVD.

In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of PARKER LEWIS CAN’T LOSE: SEASON 2 on DVD.

Win PARKER LEWIS CAN’T LOSE: SEASON 2 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of PARKER LEWIS CAN’T LOSE: SEASON 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 10th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 10th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win WHIP IT on DVD!

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In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of WHIP IT on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 10th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 10th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win MI-5: VOLUME 7 on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of MI-5: VOLUME 7 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 10th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 10th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win WHITEOUT on Blu-Ray & DVD!

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In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of WHITEOUT on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 10th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 10th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE INVENTION OF LYING on Blu-Ray & DVD

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In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE INVENTION OF LYING on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 10th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 10th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE DEAD: SPECIMENS from Sideshow Collectibles!

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In conjunction with Sideshow Collectibles, we’re giving away THE DEAD: SPECIMENS.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 10th.

The latest addition to the Sideshow Original The Dead collection, Sideshow proudly brings you The Dead: Specimens Legendary Scale Bust Set. This plague-ridden trio, including Specimen 090: Probe, Specimen 187: Bullet, and Specimen 419: Lobotomy, depicts just a few of the desperate attempts to eliminate The Dead. Each piece is individually painted and finished, each with its own unique quality and detail that is the trademark of a handcrafted Sideshow Collectibles product. The Dead: Specimens Legendary Scale Bust Set is an outstanding addition to any display.

PLEASE NOTE: If you enter this contest, you are also signing up for Sideshow Collectibles’ newsletter. You can always unsubscribe whenever you want, but it’s full of great news, giveaways, exclusives, and announcements.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 10th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

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