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March 31, 2010

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & James Serafinowicz

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a bit of a chat with the Creative Director of Funny Or Die UK, writer/producer James Serafinowicz.

Hope you enjoy…

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Bagged & Boarded 51: Black Hat, White Shoes

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #51: Black Hat, White Shoes – In which Matt and Jesse start the show off by discussing which actors they wouldn’t want to fight – and then get into a fight themselves, this time over the concepts of good and evil. Take a guess which co-host looks like the nutjob (Hint: It’s the one who always does). Bagged and Boarded: Sometimes Controversial, always goes down smooth.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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March 29, 2010

TV Or Not TV: 3/29 – 4/4

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I’m sort of amazed that just this time last week I was pondering if it was really possible that FOX wouldn’t renew 24 we’ve already received word that FOX has decided it won’t. Now the clock that ticks during each remaining episode is also counting down to the shows end (even though I know that the clock runs up, but let’s not deconstruct the metaphor, ok?)

The fact that 24 has lasted so long is quite an accomplishment. The concept of the show inherently has a limited shelf-life since there are only so many threats and crisis that can be thought up. The show has had to deal with assassination attempts (at least 2), nuclear threat (at least 3), electronic terrorism, bioterrorism (at least twice) and at least one attempted coup of the American government. The current season has had at least two of these scenarios and after that laundry list what could they do next season aside from a full out US invasion. I’m not sure any television show is ready to take us into RED DAWN territory (even though JERICHO did a pretty good job with it’s attacks based on government overthrow).

24 also has been, many times over now, a parody of itself over the years.  During every season I’ve cheered, I’ve jeered, I’ve been transfixed and I’ve been mystified. During the end part of it’s sixth season (I think, as they all sort of mesh together for me) I remember thinking I couldn’t believe how they were giving JACK BAUER the RAMBO treatment by having him go in and kill an entire team of armed men as well as the terrorist at the heart of the current threat. It was a bit of a stretch but what can I expect from the season that was started off with JACK taking a major bite out of the person holding him captive (as one Internet writer so eloquently put it, “JACK BAUER is so bad ass he now EATS PEOPLE!”). When a show crosses your threshold for the suspension of disbelief all you can do is sit around and be dumbfounded by what unfolds. That’s the place I’ve been in for at least three seasons. Heck I haven’t even watched the show anywhere but on-line for the last two seasons.

When it’s all said and done I’m glad 24 is actually winding down. I used to talk about how much I enjoyed the show and for the longest time now I’ve simply mocked it. No show should have to endure that. Fans will be happy to know that there is a long term plan for at least one theatrical 24 film, but I say let poor JACK rest.

Last week I also mentioned the NBC show CHUCK. It’s future isn’t certain. Executive Producer JOSH SCHWARTZ sent out the following Tweet this last week:

Does this mean that we just need to stay the course because the outcome will be OK for the shows future or was he simply talking about riding out the current story line? I admit that it could be taken either way after last week’s episode. CHUCK, with help from the recently discharged CASEY, passed his final exam and is now a full fledged spy. Although I love the show CHUCK I really haven’t bought completely into the entire concept of CHUCK wanting to be a super spy. The majority of last season involved CHUCK wanting to return to a normal life as he was pre-occupied about getting the INTERSECT out of his head. I suppose having a new INTERSECT put into his head, one that grants him physical abilities, could be the kind of thing that would make him want to finally pursue this life but it still just doesn’t add up in my own head. CHUCK knows that being a spy means occasionally having to kill people just because you have to and that’s not a philosophy that I think he’s ever actually been able to subscribe to. With all that in mind why would he want to be a spy?

Unlike 24, however, even when CHUCK makes we question what is going on I’m still entertained by the show. I hope it gets another season. I still think that since it’s the only show from the 2007-2008 new show schedule that still exists NBC would be doing itself an injustice in turning it’s back on the show. Funny how I can justify this idea for CHUCK but not for HEROES, isn’t it?

Now that we’ve covered more 24 and CHUCK than we really needed to let’s talk about what else is happening this week.

MONDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: I hear if you do a shot every time SHANNON DOHERTY cries on DANCING WITH THE STARS you’ll be pretty lit pretty quick.

NBC – 8:00 PM: As I said above now CHUCK‘s a spyand he wants to win back SARAH. Can he do that by rescuing SHAW? Guess we’ll see.

TNT – 10:00 PM: It’s the beginning of the end with for the HOLLY HUNTER helmed SAVING GRACE with tonight’s season premiere. I guess I should have been watching the previous three seasons.

ABC FAMILY – 10:00 PM: It’s the season finale for GREEK as I’m hoping to see lots of spring break shenanigans from the KT‘s against the OMEGA CHI‘s (yes, I like GREEK).

TUESDAY

SYFY – 8:30 AM: Before tonight’s 10 PM return of V on ABC why not watch a few crappy episodes of the failed NBC show from 1985 before watching the original miniseries V and the follow-up V: THE FINAL BATTLE (and then ponder, much as I did, how they could ever have a show after something called THE FINAL BATTLE).

NBC – 8:00 PM: Tonight on THE BIGGEST LOSER we get a second helping of the contestants previously voted off as they compete for a second chance. Tonight also has a special live portion where a 647 lb. man weighs in to show how much he’s lost just by being inspired by the show. I’m sure it’s going to put my 50 lb. loss over two years to shame.

FOX – 8:00 PM:USHER steps in to mentor the 10 remaining finalists on how to sound good without any of the studio equipment and auto-tune technology that he’s able to use on this week’s AMERICAN IDOL.

ABC – 9:00 PM: Tonights’s episode of LOST features a glimpse into the flash-sidways life of JIN and SUN. It’s also titled THE PACKAGE. I just hope tonight someone doesn’t have to yell several times, “WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?

WEDNESDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: Why don’t I remember IT’S THE EASTER BEAGLE, CHARLIE BROWN and why does this LINUS kid insist on worshipping false holiday idols?!?

NBC – 8:00 PM: Can someone tell me why MINUTE TO WIN IT is on tonight? Just wonderin’.

DSC – 9:00 PM: Having a description for MYTHBUSTERS that says “Two myths inspired by Hollywood” is like trying to sell a car only by describing “It runs good.” TELL ME WHAT IS GOING TO GET BLOWN UP/DESTROYED! It’s not hard guys, c’mon!

FOX – 9:00 PM: Another conestant most of America doesn’t care about gets voted out of AMERICAN IDOL. Is TIM URBAN still the Vote for the Worst choice? If he lives past tonight the answer is yes.

USA – 10:00 PM: Another of the USA NETWORK original’s returns tonight with the season premiere of IN PLAIN SIGHT. Can MARY catch the guy who shot her?

THURSDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight’s description of BONES mentions a partially skeletonized body is discovered. This is like stating that Knight Rider would have a car chase scene or Cheers would feature people in a bar. At least it’s a new episode, right?

NBC – 8:00 PM: Hoping the two hours of THE OFFICE tonight are all new? April Fools!

ABC – 8:00 PM: After several episodes we finally get a look at the location of the great crow fall in Somalia and someone finally asks that kid why she knows D.GIBBONS is a bad man on FLASHFORWARD. These questions have been hanging around so long I thought the show was changing it’s name to STUCKINPAUSE.

FOX – 9:00 PM: WALTER finally has to fess up to PETER‘s um, lineage and we get a look at his mom in an all new episode of FRINGE that flashes back to 1985.

FRIDAY

THECW – 8:00 PM: When we were last in SMALLVILLE we saw a flying ZOD. Naturally we return to find CLARK and LOIS headed out of town to a B&B leaving TESS holding the ZOD filled bag.

CBS – 8:00 PM: A comic book artist starts drawing encounters with ghosts before they happen on GHOST WHISPERER. Isn’t this a plot device that’s been used on every sci-fi show (as well as the power of an original HEROES character)? What’s next week, a computer becomes self-aware and… uh… starts whispering to ghosts too?

SYFY – 10:00 PM: Did you watch the MERLIN all day marathon last week? If so you’re in great shape for the second season premiere. Too bad I forgot to watch.

SATURDAY

BET – 5:30 PM: Thank goodness, finally my chance to see JUWANNA MAN for the price of my cable subscription. I’m still paying too much.

TLC – 8:00 PM: Want to feel better about your life? How about three hours of people with substance abuse problems in ADDICTED?

DSC – 8:00 PM: OK, how about two hours of THE SCIENCE OF SEX APPEAL followed by ANATOMY OF SEX?

SUNDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: Want to know what it takes to have JESSICA ALBA come renovate your home? 13 kids and wild life infestation after a hurricane. Still worth it? Call EXTREME MAKEOVER: HOME EDITION.

DSC – 8:00 PM: Tonight LIFE brings us Birds and Creatures of the Deep.

APL – 9:00 PM: Yes it’s over a year old and I already wrote about the RIVER MONSTERS search for the man eating catfish called the goonch. I just love saying goonch.

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March 26, 2010

Weekend Shopping Guide 3/26/10: You Are A Toy

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

Sadly, you don’t get the 3-D experience of their recent theatrical re-release, but the high definition versions of Toy Story & Toy Story 2 (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP each) are still an eye-popping treat that look and sound really, really good on your massive HDTV. Many of the bonus features are ported over from the most recent DVD special editions, including audio commentaries, featurettes, and deleted scenes. There are also a fair number of new bonus features, including animated studio stories, a featurette on the Toy Story zoetrope, Buzz Lightyear Mission Logs, and sneak peeks at Toy Story 3. Are they worth it? Oh yes. Yes they are.

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There have been diecast replicas made in the past, and while I miss the replacement of the stainless steel body for plastic, it is pretty damn cool to have a Back To The Future Delorean ($39.99) with full lights and sounds. Coming in at 1/15 scale, the lights glow a brilliant blue as you have the option of 10 different sounds – everything from the flux capacitor engaging to the gull-wing doors opening.

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It’s Christmas at Easter as those nifty chaps at Rifftrax bring you a DVD release of their holiday Rifftrax Live! Christmas Shorts-Stravaganza! (Legend Films, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95). Filmed in San Diego and beamed to theaters around the country (and now viewable in your own home), it featured the riffing wonderment of Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett tackling festive shorts with special guest star Weird Al Yankovic. Nice, right?

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When Mr. Fox (George Clooney) takes his thieving ways a bit too far, the wrath of the local human farmers is brought down around the heads of his friends in family in We Anderson’s delight, stop-motion animated Fantastic Mr. Fox (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). Will Fox be able to pull everyone through in this adaptation of the Roald Dahl classic? Trust me when I tell you to see for yourself. Bonus materials include a clutch of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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I think a comedic take on sword & sorcery epics has been a long-time coming, and I just wish that Comedy Central’s take on it – Krod Mandoon And The Flaming Sword Of Fire (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) had been a little bit more solid than it wound up being. It’s since been cancelled, which is a shame, because given time, I’m sure the material would have lived up to the cast – including Matt Lucas’s wonderfully played master villain. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette, cast interviews, deleted/extended scenes, and outtakes.

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The 3rd season of Mad Men (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) is when much long-accumulating crap hit many a fan for every character, culminating in drastic changes not just in the office, but also at home. The 4-disc set contains all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, and a documentary on Civil Rights activist Medgar Evers. A Blu-Ray edition ($49.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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It’s not nearly the mess that some have made it out to be, but as satirical films about the illogic of war and the military go, The Men Who Stare At Goats (Anchor bay, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is just as inconsistent and imperfect as a film (also adapted from a far better book) 40 years its senior, Catch-22. Give it a spin and see if you share my thoughts on it, as the story itself – about the real military testing to discover psychic powers – is a hoot. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, and deleted scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.98 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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It never quite lived up to the fun and adventure of its predecessor, but by the end of Stargate Atlantis (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$199.98 SRP), a number of cast editions and a devil-may-care attitude crept in, which made the show a heck of a lot more enjoyable. Don’t believe me? Get the 26-disc complete series set, containing all 5 seasons, plus an exclusive bonus disc with tons of new extras.

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For all those (including myself) who have accused Steven Spielberg of being an emotional button-pushing, saccharine filmmaker, watch The Blind Side (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP) and see a truly off-putting, diabetes-inducing flick in action. There’s just so many aspects of this ballsy conservative woman who hand-picks an underprivileged teenager to save and he goes on to be a football success tale that I find offensive, that to select just one does a disservice to my loathing. Bonus materials are limited to additional scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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I think the quicker we can forget that the AMC remake of the brilliant 60’s series ever happened, the better, because this take on The Prisoner (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is just a boring, ill-conceived mess. In fact, the only bright light in a dark forest is Ian McKellen, who desperately tries to spark things up. Bonus materials include a pair of commentaries, featurettes, and an interview with McKellen.

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Fans of low-budget, direct-to-video horror will want to pick up the “8 Films To Die For” comprising the 4th edition of the After Dark Horrorfest – Lake Mungo, Dread, The Graves, Kill Theory, The Reeds, Hidden, The Final, & Zombies Of Mass Destruction (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP each).

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Overshadowed by the arrival of Mike Tyson, Robert Townsend’s Phantom Punch (Screen Media, Rated R, DVD-$24.98 SRP) presents a complicated biopic about the equally complicated former heavyweight champion Sonny Liston, portrayed by Ving Rhames.

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If you’d like to partake of a brilliant, fascinating documentary snapshot of what seems like a distant age – even though it’s only 40 years ago – take a look at Rocky Road To Dublin (Icarus Films, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), director Peter Lennon’s look at an Ireland one the terrifying verge of social upheaval, as theocratic social norms were blown sky high. The disc also includes a newly produced making-of documentary.

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The 3rd volume of The Judy Garland Show (Infinity, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) brings another pair of complete episodes, featuring guests Lena Horne, Terry-Thomas, Tony Bennett, Dick Shawn, and Jerry Van Dyke.

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Celebrate Easter with a pair of new-to-DVD specials, the first of which is Bugs Bunny’s Easter Funnies (Warner Brow., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which uses linking material to weave together classic Looney Tunes cartoons that have some vague content connection to the holiday. The other release is The First Easter Rabbit (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), from those purveyors of animated holiday specials, Rankin/Bass.

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Remember Ken Wahl? Remember Wiseguy, the show in which he starred as the FBI deep cover agent Vincent Terranova, out to take down the mob from within. Now you can get all 4 seasons in one handy set. Wiseguy: The Collector’s Edition (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP) contains all 67 episodes, 3 of which never aired.

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Well, now we know that while Jeff Bridges was filming the role that would earn him an Oscar, his brother Beau was co-starring in a direct-to-video sequel with Bindi Irwin – Free Willy: Escape From Pirate’s Cove (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$27.98 SRP). Yeah. It’s exactly what you expect. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and outtakes. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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I know there are plenty of fans of both The Black Hole and TRON out there, and Mindstyle has decided to combine the two into a highly detailed, scaled vinyl replica of the robot V.I.N.C.E.N.T. ($129.99), with a TRON-style blue paintjob. Available through the fine folks at Sideshow, you’ll be kicking yourself if you miss out on this limited edition nerdgasm.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Trailer Park: HOT TUB TIME MACHINE

By Christopher Stipp

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PARIS – DVD REVIEW

paris_sleeve_2d_hA movie that speaks to the short story lover in me, what you have here is a great film starring Juliette Binoche and a multitude of other Parsian luminaries who act in a multiple narrative that delivers on being interesting, insightful and a passionate ride through the city of lovers.

Director Cédric Klapisch should be applauded for making a movie that not only tells the tales of lives who tangentially intersect one another throughout the film but that makes Paris itself part of the movie. Often times it is just story that is able to carry a movie along but this movie makes the city its own character. Indeed, it is the environments we all live in that inform the actions of the people who live in it and Klapisch takes full advantage of this. From a story that deals with love that ought to go unrequited to a story that deals with the current socioeconomic climate, namely the inhabitants who haven’t lived in Paris all their lives or at least don’t look the part to Parisians that remind me of racist idiots who live here in the States, how funny that there are some things that we all seem to share across the globe, the movie moves around through all kinds of stories. Starring one of my favorite actresses to ever utter the word “oui”, Juliette Binoche, the movie is worth the time it will take you to get it queued up in your Netflix account.

About the film:

One of the Biggest Foreign Hits Of Last Year — Cedric Klapisch’s Award-Winning Love Letter to the City OF LIGHTS Featuring a Premier Cast Led by Juliette Binoche — Comes To Blu-ray/DVD Fresh Off Its U.S. Theatrical Run

A seriously ill young man faces an uncertain future but learns that hope comes in the most unlikely forms in PARIS , the Cesar-nominated box-office hit from acclaimed director Cedric Klapisch. The sterling cast of PARIS includes Oscar-winner Juliette Binoche (The English Patient) as Elise, Romain Duris (The Beat That My Heart Skipped, Klapisch’s L’Auberge Espagnole) as Pierre, Fabrice Luchini (star of several Eric Rohmer classics), Albert Dupontel (Irreversible), Melanie Laurent (Inglourious Basterds), Francois Cluzet (Tell No One) and Karin Viard (Time Out).

Klapisch follows up the worldwide successes L’Auberge Espagnole, Russian Dolls and When the Cat’s Away with his biggest, most sweeping movie yet. Pierre is a dancer with the famed Moulin Rouge in Paris , but his career has been put on indefinite hold: he has heart disease and is on the waiting list for a transplant. His sister, Elise, a social worker and single mother of three, moves into to Pierre ‘s apartment, ostensibly to help care for him. The depressed dancer, while slowly gaining a new appreciation for his struggling sister, spends his days on his balcony observing the dance of life unfolding in the street below and the apartments across the way ““ and learns that laughter and love hide within every balcony, apartment window, street corner and market stall.

BRIEF INTERVIEWS WITH HIDEOUS MEN – DVD REVIEW

briefinteviews_2d_hWatching this movie made me frightened when the truth was too much to bear and in love when the moment hit too close to reality.

The directorial debut from John Krasinski is a curious one in that he takes David Foster Wallace, a man not known for his brevity, and takes a handful of short stories to make one cohesive whole about the tumultuous relationship that men have with women. Yes, it’s territory we’ve all been down before but this one is a little more snarky in a way, more like a version of In The Company of Men meshed with a When Harry Met Sally and smooshed together in a dramatic way. Yes, it sounds intriguing, and the end result is a classy compendium of compelling 1:1 interviews where actors like Will Forte, Will Arnett, Josh Charles and many others who just shine as they are allowed to just let their talent shine with your average dramatic story weaved in and out of these shorter narratives.

The end result is a movie that is funny at times, makes you stop and think at other times, but you do have to admire John Krasinski’s work as a first time director. No one expects you to hit it out of the park on the first try but he does a serviceable job on this movie and, slack as it is in some parts, he manages to edit together wildly disparate stories around a central story and is able to make it work. While this isn’t the most illuminating movie about the things that men and women do to one another the story is nonetheless worthy of your time if only to see Forte’s performance as a man who really wants to express his love for the ladies. Funny stuff and thankfully Krasinski is able to capture the thing that actors do best: inhabit interesting roles.

About the film:

In His Directorial Debut, ‘The Office’ Star John Krasinski Creates a Hilarious Look at the Battle of the Sexes ““ and the Viewer Is the Winner in This Sundance Grand Jury Prize Nominee

For his directorial debut, actor John Krasinski tackles nothing less than the work of a modern literary master ““ and comes through with flying colors. BRIEF INTERVIEWS WITH HIDEOUS MEN, based on the same-named short story collection by David Foster Wallace and featuring a star-filled cast, arrives on Blu-ray disc and DVD.

Krasinski, the heartthrob star of TV’s “The Office” brings the late Wallace’s famous ““ and allegedly unfilmable — cascades of words to glorious life in a dark comedy about man’s inhumanity to “¦ women. Wallace, whose sweeping novel “Infinite Jest” ranks as one of the greatest novels of the late 20th century, presented his short stories as transcripts of interviews conducted by an unseen and unheard moderator. To help bring these engrossing tales to the screen, Krasinski cast Julianne Nicholson (“Law & Order: Criminal Intent”) as the interviewer, Sara Quinn, a young woman who has been dumped by her boyfriend with little explanation. Sara, a doctoral candidate in anthropology, decides to put her training in scientific examination to work by interviewing random men about why they have mistreated the women in their lives.

The revealing results ““ the interviewees are played by, among others, Oscar winner Timothy Hutton, Bobby Cannavale (“Will & Grace,” “The Station Agent”), Christopher Meloni (“Law & Order: SVU”), Chris Messina (“Julie & Julia”), Will Arnett (“Arrested Development”), Frankie Faison (“The Wire”) and Krasinski himself ““ range from savagely funny to disturbing to poignant as the men confess their desires, failures, frustrations and resentments. In the process, Sara learns more about men, and herself, than she bargained for.

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY – SEASON 1 – DVD REVIEW

realhousewivesnjs1dvd-nsRun, do not walk to your local DVD purveyor and buy yourself this season of The Real Housewives. You could not pick a better “reality show”, next to Jersey Shore, which captures the infantile goings on of women who have way too much time, and money, on their hands.

A show that defies logical explanation, I popped this into the player not expecting anything more than just a fun diversion but, oh man, this show is like a cold tube of cookie dough.

You just can’t stop at one episode.

From yentas measuring their self-worth against the consumption habits of their other friends, from arguments with each other that I don’t think I would have with my worst enemy, to a set-ups that feel as false as the implants stuck in the chests of some of these women I was blown away at how much I detested this series. Yet, I could not look away and I dare you not to should you decide to dip your toe into the waters with these sharks. I am amazed at how much humanity some people don’t have and this series only renews my faith that I know I am still not at the bottom of that list.

Explaining some of the episodes here would only prove to be useless as the outrageousness of this show. All I can do is say that if you were a fan of the hit MTV show that launched a craze for all things Jersey this is a show that proves that keeping your friends close and your enemies closer still won’t help you when these women have a meltdown. I realize I have never showcased a show like this in my column but if you watch this all the way through I give you an iron clad guarantee that You. Will. Not. Be. Disappointed.

About the DVD:
NEW YORK, NY ““ This April, Bravo heads to the Garden State to follow five of the “Jersey-est” Jersey Girls — Teresa, Jacqueline, Caroline, Dina and Danielle — as they live lavish lifestyles and deal with all the drama that money can buy in the DVD debut of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY : SEASON ONE. This fourth installment of Bravo’s headline-making franchise premiered in May 2009 and quickly became the highest-rated REAL HOUSEWIVES series ever, averaging 2.5 million viewers per episode. And now, before the second season of table-flipping drama begins, consumers can bring the Jersey Girls home with an extras-laden, collectible 3-disc set, available for $29.95srp.

In THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY — for the first time in the history of the series — the ladies are more than just friends, as the cast includes two sisters (Caroline and Dina Manzo), who are married to two brothers, and one sister-in-law (Jacqueline Laurita), bringing a whole new level of familial drama to the table. Raising the emotional stakes and making things even a bit more volatile is Danielle Staub, the most controversial cast member with an ugly secret that ultimately tests alliances and friendships. And, while family remains a priority for each of these women, their shopping, decorating, dating and even fighting are all over-the-top in an explosive, bling-filled season you’ll not soon forget.

From their wild weekend in Atlantic City to the infamous “Last Supper” finale, THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: SEASON ONE includes every episode from the debut season. Also featured are both “Watch What Happens” reunion episodes, “The Lost Footage” the “Director’s Cut” of the season finale, and an interactive quiz.

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE – REVIEW

httmposterThere is obviously no way the movie could live up to the advertising fire hose that has been turned on the unsuspecting public that has been drenched with television spots and trailers for a movie about a pack of schlubs (John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clarke Duke) who are transported from our time back to 1986.

What ought to be a concept that nowhere near comes close to being a satisfying film actually turns out to be a breezy comedy that tries to offend on all levels while being broad enough with its humor that it feels like the script was endlessly combed for ways to insert one-liners and visual gags. The former comes mostly in the form of Corddry’s character who has a mouth that is fueled by aggro and sexual intolerance while the latter is shared by everyone in the movie. From a bit that has a three way going south, to a porter who is on the verge of losing an appendage all throughout the film to a moment in a bathroom that should, at the very least, make any descent person squirm a little the funny is just relentless as it is hurled at you.

One of the issues, however, for a movie that deals with men who are trying to feel their way out of a life that seems beset with failure ever since this one magical moment back in the 80’s is that feels so hurried. Writer Josh Heald is credited for the story but co-writers Sean Anders and John Morris (both of Sex Drive fame) have their fingerprint on a movie that just rockets past with virtually no rest from the moment they leave this time and go back in it. It’s not an egregious act of something so unforgivable, this is after all a movie about a time traveling jacuzzi, but we never get to know these characters beyond the small moments we’re given about what they were doing around the time when their lives supposedly started taking their downward trajectory. For the most part these are all very likable people, with the obvious exception of Corddry who just tries too hard to be offensive and his jokes reflect that, and the situations they’re put in play with the space/time continuum in a manner that not only asks you to suspend disbelief, it wholesale demands you just go along of the illogical ride.

There are clever nods to 80’s pop culture that overtly and covertly make its way across the screen. From cameo’s from The Karate Kid’s William Zabka who surprises with his ability to be funny without cracking wise, Crispin Glover who absolutely was one of the most amusing characters in this film, and even Lizzy Caplan turns in a performance that adds some romantic weight to a movie that threatens to be too light and airy to be a movie worth recommending. It is Caplan’s short relationship with Cusack’s Adam who has no last name. In fact it’s been a while since none of the characters in a film are given last names but the fact that there aren’t any speaks to the idea that in a movie like this there shouldn’t be any, honestly.

The characters barely warrant first names but that’s kind of the point of the film. You’re not really allowed to linger too long to get to know who these people are, to get attached to them in any meaningful way, but to get attached would mean less time to throw jokes at the screen. Dare I say it, the movie is better off for this efficiency. No, not all the jokes work here and the dialogue at times tries too hard to be funny but there is something to laugh at when you wonder when Glover’s arm is going to come off or when a bet goes very bad and it’s time to pay up. There is something to smile about but it’s just not the laugh riot that the marketing makes it out to be. One of the higher compliments I think any film like this can be given is that, no, not all the funny moments are in the trailer. We have seen a proliferation of movies that really only have two-minutes worth of jokes in their arsenal but Hot Tub Time Machine at least provides some more entertainment which hasn’t been given away already. Faint praise, I realize, but it is praise.

Chevy Chase is really the only enigma of this movie. His role is clearly defined, that much I know, but he manages to zap any comedy happening before he appears on the screen. Either he wasn’t given much to do or this role was simply perfunctory in the way it was designed because he’s useless to anything pertaining to the comedy of this movie.

Hot Tub Time Machine may not be worth a full admission but it certainly is worth half of that during a matinee or, better yet, when it comes out as a rental because what you see here isn’t exactly groundbreaking or necessitating your immediate attention. It does deserve the support, however, when its price reflects precisely what it’s worth.

Comics in Context #238: Popeye vs. Wimpy

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# 238 (VOL. 2 #10): POPEYE VS. WIMPY

cic-wimpy-01In his newspaper strip Thimble Theatre, which starred his creation Popeye, E.C. Segar realized that the comedy would work better if his own trickster, J. Wellington Wimpy, had formidable opponents to overcome. As I mentioned weeks ago, one of my problems with Hanna-Barbera’s Top Cat as a trickster is that his schemes often seem too transparent, and his targets too gullible, to be convincing.

Lately I have been exploring the Sunday strips in Fantagraphics Books’ Popeye Volume 3 collection, most of which center on Wimpy and his continuing efforts to mooch hamburgers from his friends and neighbors.

Typically Wimpy uses his trademark lines in mooching food, like “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today,” or inviting someone to a duck dinner, adding “you bring the ducks.” Moreover, Wimpy repeatedly goes after the same targets–Popeye, Rough-House, George W. Geezil–who are to different degrees exasperated with his mooching, and determined to resist it. But Wimpy nevertheless succeeds in eating every day. Segar indicates that Wimpy actually has an inexhaustible bag of tricks.

In the Sunday March 19, 1933 strip cafe owner Rough-House convinces Popeye that “you’re wasting your time trying to reform Wimpy.” As they complain about Wimpy, in comes a stranger with glasses and a thick black mustache, as well as a familiar build and outfit, who orders a porterhouse steak. He agrees with Popeye and Rough-House about Wimpy (“”˜Tis a pity they did not drown him when a pup.”). Rough-House is delighted with his new customer and boasts, “Here’s one guy he [Wimpy] can’t work.” Popeye likewise overreaches, becoming egotistical: “It’s the bad eggs which makes us real folks shine.” But when the new customer says he forgot his wallet and will pay Rough-House Tuesday, Popeye and Rough-House finally see through Wimpy’s disguise, and Popeye has to restrain Rough-House, who seems to be in a berserker rage, from severing Wimpy’s head with a cleaver!

But on the following Sunday, March 26, 1933, Rough-House’s customers are laughing at how Wimpy fooled Rough-House and Popeye with his disguise. Rough-House says if Wimpy tries that stunt again, “I’ll half-murder him.” The angered Popeye, who says he hates “gettin’ hoomiliated,” says he’ll help Rough-House. In comes a man with glasses, a long white beard, and a build and outfit like Wimpy’s, and Popeye and Rough-House grab him. Again losing control of his temper, Rough-House even tries to use the cleaver on him. Then in walks Wimpy, who asks, simply, “My friend, why are you pulling the old man’s whiskers?” To his credit, Popeye erupts into laughter and says, “Aw, forget it, Rough-House. Ain’t ya got no sense o’hoomer?” But today Rough-House doesn’t, and he grimaces in fury. Wimpy meanwhile maintains his usual deadpan calm. Wimpy’s control of his emotions and usual calm contrast favorably with Rough-House’s inability to keep his cool and murderous but infantile rages. It is a point in Popeye’s favor that his resentment of Wimpy and self-centered sense of humiliation are outweighed by his appreciation of the humorous side of life. He simply can’t stay angry at Wimpy.

So in the Sunday, April 2, 1933 strip Popeye takes his revenge on Wimpy in a humorous way, giving Wimpy a fake hamburger made of rubber. Popeye, Rough-House, and other cafe customers burst into laughter. But Wimpy remains dignified and serious throughout. When Popeye gives him the “burger,” Wimpy says, “I am very. very hungry. You have saved my life.” Surely Wimpy wasn’t literally on the point of death, but he has just reminded Popeye and us that he does need to eat to live. Oddly, Wimpy does not notice that he is eating rubber, not meat: “Again, I have lived. . .again, I have tasted of heaven.” It’s not just that Wimpy needs to eat hamburgers to survive; he is a kind of connoisseur of hamburgers, who likens them to “tasting” of “heaven.” It’s as if his idea of hamburgers–his idealization of them–is more important than the reality. Rough-House, Geezil, and the other customers are disgusted that the prank failed and that Wimpy “didn’t even know the difference” between a real burger and the fake. “Where’s the joke?” asks one customer, and he has a point. The strip ends with Wimpy profusely praising Popeye, telling him that out of millions of people, “you are the only one who buys for me hamburgers,” and that is true. Popeye looks angry and uncomfortable, and perhaps feels guilty over playing this misfired prank on someone who actually does regard him as his only friend.

This Sunday strip also suggests that Wimpy has a certain degree of obliviousness to the bad side of life. As I’ve noted before, Wimpy is very much an optimist, living in hope, and seemingly it does not occur to him that Popeye, whom he considers a friend, would play a prank on him. It is tradition that a trickster is himself capable of being tricked. But Wimpy’s obliviousness serves him as a shield. Even when he is fed the rubber burger, he seemingly doesn’t realize he has been tricked.

Arguably, Rough-House is a much bigger problem than Wimpy. The April 9, 1933 Sunday strip opens with a close-up of Rough-House, his teeth bared, perspiring, growling in rage as if he were a wild animal. Popeye’s concern over Rough-House (“he’s almost crazy”) again shifts his sympathies against Wimpy. Rough-House really needs psychiatric help at this point, but Popeye lets himself be persuaded by Wimpy’s foremost nemesis, George W. Geezil, that “What he [Wimpy] needs should be chasing from town.” And so, amazingly, Popeye leas a mob, with Rough-House and Geezil in front, that literally chases Wimpy out of town. Significantly, Wimpy cannot believe that this is happening to him: “They must think I’m somebody else!” One of the mob gloats, “We scared him plenty.” But Wimpy, with his usual deadpan dignity, simply follows them back to town, unobserved until they get back to Rough-House’s cafe and he orders a burger. He’s like a loyal dog that returns to its master even after being mistreated. This is Wimpy’s way of not giving up: he simply refuses to acknowledge defeat, or even that people dislike him.

By the following Sunday, April 16, 1933, Rough-House has suffered a nervous breakdown. So obsessed is he with Wimpy, that Rough-House furiously repeats Wimpy’s catchphrases. Popeye and others visit the hospital and bring Rough-House flowers. “When a man gets sick,” Rough-House observes, “he soon learns who his real friends are.” But then Wimpy comes in, offering a wild flower, “with all good wishes.” Rough-House faints, and, perhaps shockingly, Popeye and Rough-House’s other visitors beat Wimpy up off-panel. Wimpy, needing to recuperate, commands Rough-House to “move over” but then becomes is concerned for his antagonist (“Why, the poor man has fainted.”) and lies next to him in bed, comforting him. It is very revealing that Wimpy cares more about Rough-House’s state than his own pain. Perhaps this is partly another side of his characteristic obliviousness to misfortune: he is ignoring his own pain. But Wimpy is genuinely concerned for Rough-House. This can’t be an attempt to con Rough-House, because Rough-House is unconscious. It seems that Wimpy regards even Rough-House as a friend, or at least as a potential friend, and is consciously or unconsciously ignoring the fact that Rough-House hates him. There’s a sort of innocence to Wimpy, as if he can’t believe that the victims of his mooching resent him.

The following Sunday strip, April 23, 1933, addresses the question of just how unconscious Wimpy is of opposition towards him. Still in the hospital and still seething, Rough-House complains that Wimpy “ain’t got sense enough to know that he’s the cause of my nervous breakdown.” So Popeye confronts Wimpy, who is bringing another flower to the man Wimpy calls “my old friend Rough-House.” Popeye threatens to hit Wimpy if he doesn’t stop, and then turns his back on Wimpy, not expecting what happens next. Neither, probably, do the readers. Wimpy hits Popeye from behind with a boulder, actually knocking the superhuman sailor down. Then, though Wimpy retains his calm, deadpan look, he points his finger, as if instructing Popeye, and speaks words that are lettered larger and darker than usual, suggesting that he is speaking with more emphasis, and more loudly, than usual. “And now, my friend,” Wimpy states, “I am going to the hospital.” Wimpy is clearly aware that Popeye is opposing him, and has proved he will take violent measures to get his way. Wimpy is insistent on carrying out his mission of charity. It’s also important that Wimpy, though speaking emphatically, remains civil in what he tells Popeye, and even calls him “my friend.” I believe that Wimpy is indicating that although he had to employ violence, he would prefer that he and Popeye stay at peace, and that he even continues to regard Popeye as a friend. Indeed, Wimpy even seems to be trying to will Popeye to remain his friend, despite their dispute. It doesn’t work, and Popeye beats Wimpy, on panel, so badly that Wimpy is hospitalized. But Wimpy nonetheless triumphs; he is put in the bed next to Rough-House’s and offers the flower to Rough-House, who growls in frustrated anger. Again, Wimpy simply does not give up. He will treat Popeye and Rough-House as his friends despite their resentment of him–and despite the fact that he continually mooches from them. Wimpy doesn’t have contempt for the people he tricks into feeding him, but seems to like them–at least Popeye and Rough-House. It’s a little like the way that Bugs Bunny kisses Elmer Fudd: Bugs is another trickster who is fond of the person he tricks. But arguably Bugs is also mocking Elmer with the kiss; Wimpy, in contrast, seems sincere in bringing Rough-House flowers.

Popeye seems the embodiment of the virtue of charity when he gives away his money to the needy. But even though Wimpy usually takes rather than gives, he is arguably even more purely a figure of charity since Wimpy will treat an adversary like Rough-House with such kindness.

It seems shocking that the April 30, 1933 strip opens with Popeye, Geezil and others planning to beat up Wimpy so badly as to hospitalize him “for a week.” Rough-House, out of the hospital, urges them on. Wimpy may not be so oblivious to enmity that he comes unprepared. Popeye and the others are charmed by hearing beautiful violin music. When Wimpy walks in, playing the violin, Geezil erupts in rage. But Popeye prefers the music to his own resentment of Wimpy, and beats up Rough-House and the others to keep them from laying a finger on Wimpy. Not only does Wimpy seemingly lack the rages that overcome Popeye, Rough-House, Geezil and the others, but Wimpy is even capable of creating beauty through music.

In responding to beautiful music, Popeye shows what separates him from other cafe regulars, even though Popeye can be just as violent as they. As Olive Oyl observes in the April 30, 1933 strip, “If music affects you, it shows you have fine sensibilities.”

In a previous strip Popeye said Rough-House, who so quickly flies into rages at Wimpy, was “too sensitive.” Popeye may be too sensitive in his own way. In the April 30 strip Wimpy is able to change Popeye’s moods and behavior by playing different kinds of music. When Wimpy plays love music, Popeye kisses Olive repeatedly, saying “I kin not help it”; when Wimpy plays dance music, Popeye “got to do that dance.” It’s as if Popeye has become Wimpy’s puppet. But when Wimpy plays “Song of War,” Popeye starts growling, hits Olive, and chases Wimpy to the edge of a cliff. Wimpy turns and saves himself by playing “Hearts and Flowers,” which makes Popeye weep, and then a lullaby to put him to sleep.

This could be seen as a metaphor for Wimpy’s trickster ability to manipulate other people. But it also demonstrates Wimpy’s command of his own emotions. Rough-House has anger management problems so severe that they risk his sanity. Geezil goes into angry tirades against Wimpy if he merely thinks of him. Popeye proves so susceptible to his emotions that he cannot resist the effects music has on them. But Wimpy remains calm and deadpan, even as he plays the music that affects Popeye so strongly. Again, I’m reminded of Chuck Jones’ cartoons like Rabbit Fire, in which Bugs Bunny, maintaining his cool and calm, easily manipulates not only the violent but stupid Elmer Fudd but also the angry, egotistical Daffy Duck, who so quickly falls prey to his own emotions.

In the May 14, 1933 strip Segar has Popeye revert to his previous appreciation of Wimpy as a comedic figure. Rough-House has taken a business partner, Mr. Soppy, and goes on vacation, leaving him in charge of the cafe. In fact, this time Popeye even helped Wimpy out by telling Mr. Soppy that Wimpy was “Prince Wellington of Nazilia.” Wimpy was surprised when Mr. Soppy addressed him as “Prince,” but took full advantage of it, conning Mr. Soppy out of a free meal, while Popeye and other customers go into gales of laughter. Popeye is now siding with Wimpy so much that he aids in Wimpy’s con without even being asked! But, as we shall see, Popeye seems more interested in staging comedic situations than in helping Wimpy.

Wimpy is not only a trickster but a variation on another traditional comedy archetype, the glutton. In the May 21, 1933 strip Wimpy has proved so easily able to con meals out of Mr. Soppy that Wimpy has grown too fat to be able to walk unassisted, so Popeye equips him with a wheelbarrow for supporting his enormous tummy!

In the May 28, 1933 strip Rough-House returns from vacation, and Popeye encourages him in thinking that the cafe has a prince as a new customer: again, Popeye seems interested in setting up situations for comedy and watching what results, and he laughs in expectation. His face buried in a menu, Wimpy overreaches by not taking a look at who is serving at the counter. When Wimpy finally sees that it’s the angry Rough-House, Wimpy’s eyes widen in surprise and perhaps disbelief. As Rough-House readies to punch him, Wimpy realizes this time he’s caught and puts his hands together in prayer: “Now I lay me down to sleep.” Wimpy tries to talk his way out of the fix, denying his identity, but taken by surprise and flustered, the trickster fails this time, and Rough-House beats him up off-panel, as Popeye seems amused.

Segar has already shown us that there are limits to Wimpy’s usual psychological and emotional balance. In the June 4, 1933 Sunday strip Rough-House needs to drum up more customers, and Popeye suggests hiring a scientist to devise a formula to increase someone’s appetite so much “a man’ll steal the spinach off’n his own kid’s plate.” Just from that description Popeye and Rough-House should have noticed they were overreaching. Not knowing what it is, Popeye drinks the formula, which pushes Wimpy’s constant hunger beyond his ability to manage it. Wimpy becomes a more frenetic version of himself, shouting, “I’m starving!” With no hamburger available, Wimpy eats fish out of a fish bowl; when Wimpy is on the brink of devouring a cat, Rough-House gives up and gives him food instead. This soothes Wimpy’s inner demons, though eating gets in the way of his ability to talk, as Segar suggests by dropping letters from his dialogue. Wimpy invites Rough-House to a duck dinner, adding, “You ing e ucks,” which looks suspiciously like Wimpy getting something past the censors.

In the June 11, 1933 strip a man named Rex Bicker arrives to try to get Popeye to fight the boxer he manages, Bullo Oxheart. Spotting a new target, Wimpy introduces himself to Bicker and proceeds to deluge him with a nonstop flood of words. Significantly, one of Wimpy’s tactics is to keep getting Bicker’s name wrong, until finally, Bicker is so dazed and confused by Wimpy’s verbal assault that he forgets his own name, and calls himself “Mr. Jones.” Popeye and Rough-House recognize that Wimpy is setting Bicker up to mooch a hamburger off him and burst into laughter when Wimpy delivers the coup de grace (“Come have a hamburger WITH ME on you.”). Since this time they’re not Wimpy’s targets, Popeye and, surprisingly, Rough-House can laugh at Wimpy’s con artistry, betraying a certain appreciation of his trickster abilities.

Copyright 2010 Peter Sanderson

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Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #140: Get To The Part Where Ya Pee

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #140: Get To The Part Where Ya Pee – Ken & Dana return with a trip down memory land involving elementary school teachers and mishaps, and then circle around a back and forth about something or another.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Cabin Fever 90: Spandex

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the FRED…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #90: Spandex – I’m Aaron Poole and you’re listening to a bit of a chat with me, Aaron Poole, and my friends JJ Hawkins and Chuck Metcalf. In this episode of Cabin Fever, with me Aaron Poole, I talk to my friends about comic books and comic books. I’m Aaron Poole, and I hope you enjoy this podcast with me, Aaron Poole.

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Wonderful World of Talkies: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON Review

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Howdy Inter-webbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig dragons.

Something about the mythical beasts always did it for me. Call it a combination of aesthetics – Disney “Villains” meet traditional folklore monsters with a twist of Tolkein thrown into the pot. However, besides the awesome PETE’S DRAGON, the decent DRAGONHEART, and the awful REIGN OF FIRE, there haven’t really been any dragon movies of note (I saw DRAGON WARS. I’m not counting it on purpose… because I saw it). One reason for this may be simply due to technological constraints – because there’s certainly no lack of dragon fiction to adapt to the screen. How does one pull off a convincing dragon on screen? There seem to be two routes to this destination – The classic practical/rubber suit dragon and the more modern incarnation: The animated dragon. Like most things that adapt with time, filmmaking is quick to embrace new “enhancements” to the overall moviemaking experience, most recently evident in the utter saturation of 3-D films being made. Some good, some bad – but none with dragons. Until now…

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It makes me happy to report that the newest cg-animated film from DREAMWORKS (home of my favorite CGI cartoon to date, KUNG FU PANDA), HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON – based on the novel by Cressida Crowell – is pretty damn good.

The film takes place in the village of Berk, which plays home to a tribe of dragon-slaying Vikings. The vikings of Berk, led by Gerard Butler’s Stoick (speaking in a mix between his Leonidus and the pirate voice he rocked in THE BLACK FREIGHTER) lead a daily struggle against the countless hordes of dragons that, without fail, arrive every night to steal the village’s food supplies. Due to this constant threat, all life in Berk revolves around the extermination of said pests. In this society, social standing is based on dragon-slaying ability. At the bottom of this spectrum is our hero, Hiccup (voiced by America’s new favorite funnyman, Jay Baruchel), son to Stoick and the least likely dragon-slayer you’ve ever seen. Hiccup is a walking catastrophe, leaving a trail of destruction and disappointed vikings in his clumsy wake. The only job in Berk safe enough for Hiccup’s “touch” is apprenticing Cobber (played by TV late show host Craig Ferguson), the village’s “Dragon-Master”. Hiccup is content to mostly stay out of the spotlight and pass his time by dreaming up a life together with the object of his affection – the tough as nails, no-nonsense Astrid (voiced by Ugly Betty herself, America Ferrara). Unfortunately for Hiccup, trouble seems to find him – particularly when he manages to secretly wound a young member of a fabled and never-before-seen species of dragon who quickly takes a liking to the young viking. What is at first a terrifying situation for Hiccup soon turns into a new friendship with a dragon he calls Toothless.

After his most recent series of “screwups”, Hiccup’s father decides it’s time for the boy to finally put up or shut up – Hiccup would be trained as a Dragon Slayer, along with Astrid and the village’s other able teenagers (Jonah Hill, Mc’Lovin, Kristen Wigg and T.J. Miller). Of course, by this point in the film Hiccup has already established a deep bond with Toothless and the last thing he want’s to do is kill any dragons. And yet, he needs to impress the girl he loves and earn the respect of the father who never gave it. Quite a dilemma for a viking named Hiccup, who quickly learns some tricks from his time spent with Toothless and, more than that, has learnt that maybe the vikings had been wrong about dragons after all. Perhaps a bigger threat lies just beyond the veil.

I’m not a fan of spoiling films I would recommend to people, so I’ll leave the plot at that. Honestly though, it’s not the most innovative story ever, so I’m sure an astute enough viewer knows exactly where this film will go from minute one. That’s not to say it’s not an extremely enjoyable or a very good film, because it’s both those things. Maybe a bit more of the former then the latter. Without further ado, let’s jump to what worked for me about the flick.

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THE GOOD

VISUALS/ANIMATION: There’s no getting around it… this movie looks pretty damn spectacular. I saw the film in Real3D, so I can only speak to that experience, but I can’t imagine a standard viewing diminishing the overall quality that much. From the opening credits to the closing credits, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON is a visual feast in the truest sense – a sometimes overwhelming but always captivating buffet for the senses (I can’t believe I just wrote that, either). Berk, in its design, is now one of my favorite CGI sets that I’ve seen on film. Quaint and charming while at the same time real and gritty – like much of the rest of the film’s style – Berk seems to skirt the line between whimsical and semi-realistic (bordering on photo-realistic when it comes to minute details). The character design is top notch and the scenes that take place at night are some of the better lit I’ve seen. The film’s real strength, however (as it should be), is the dragons. The awesome, awesome, awesome dragons. Now, I’m not positive, but the animators/character designers must’ve done exhaustive research into reptiles and lizards, because each species of dragon reminds me exactly of a corresponding real species. There’s a crocodile dragon, a snake dragon, a frog dragon, and our second lead, Toothless, who I swear is the animated personification of an Axolotl (water newt). For this reason, the dragons, while fantastic, are also living, breathing creatures that act and react on screen as living creatures would. There is a definite biology to these beasts, and the filmmakers spared no detail in differentiating them and making them as compelling to watch as they wind up being.

So, the dragons may look great, but how do they move? And therein lies my favorite part of the film and the reason I can’t wait to revisit it on Blu-Ray (hopefully 3D Blu-Ray) – The flight scenes in this movie are ethereal and beautiful while at the same time scary and tense. It’s a mix of emotions one would imagine would be elicited in actual flight. And, if it’s to be believed, the flight scenes never seem to “CGI-y” – rather, they are visually stuck in a world between animation and practical physical limitations – i.e., this stuff looks as real as flying dragons with vikings on their back can get. For my money, I’d say the flight sequences in HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON give the ones in AVATAR a run for their money. Repeat viewings will be needed to see which I prefer in the long run. Again, while not groundbreaking, the animation certainly takes the current technology to new heights (Get it? Flying joke. I’ll stop now).

THE VOICE WORK: Led by the extremely capable Jay Burchel, this film continues the recent trend of casting recognizable actors in EVERY speaking role imaginable, which sometimes can lead to a snooze-filled star fest (SHARK TALES) – Or, on the positive side, a pool of talented performers who bring their varied skills to the table. Baruchel gets the brunt of the work here as Hiccup (and Toothless) and owns the vast majority of screentime, but it’s actually the supporting roles that really stood out to me. Gerard Butler is perfect as the brave and yet parentally unsure Stoick and Ferguson is spot on and his usual charming self as Berk’s disfigured dragon expert. America Ferrara is fine in her role, but nothing more. Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Kristen Wiig, and T.J Miller are perfect as the youngest vikings in the village, and bring a real sense of fun to their performances. That being said, there is one performance in the film that I must commend individually, and that belongs to Mr. Jonah Hill. Look, i dig Hill as much as the next guy, but if you told me he’d be my favorite part of ANY movie, I’d say you were crazy. I am the crazy one, apparently. I went the entire length of the film trying to match the character to an actor but was left unsuccessful – and what’s crazy is it’s pretty much Hill’s speaking voice. It’s just that it is SO perfect for the character he is portraying that one can’t help but get lost in the performance. Not the biggest role or the most important, but in my opinion, the most memorable. If only for the fact that Jonah Hill, one of comedy’s most recognizable voices, pulled a fast one on me.

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THE NOT SO GOOD

It’s a testament to a good film that my complaints aren’t even complaints, really, but rather missed opportunities. This being the year of AVATAR, I, like many others, have come to accept that sometimes story is not the most important part of a filmgoing experience. I don’t think I’m the only one who would say the plot of HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON is fairly formulaic and predictable, if not straight up archetypal. There’s no real surprises, no emotional left hooks – rather, it’s a cute little story about a dude and his dragon. Harmless. And if the animation wasn’t so incredibly strong, the story would hurt the film more then it does now. Likewise for the humor in the film – and that’s not to say it’s not a funny movie. It’s not trying to be the next KUNG FU PANDA, and I don’t blame the filmmakers for that, but the jokes are kind of far between in some sections of the film, -leaving the viewer waiting for the next awe-inspiring visual to keep them going. It’s not like the movie has a lot of jokes that fail, it’s just that the movie doesn’t have all that many jokes to begin with. Yes, there are definitely some chuckles spread throughout and even one or two laugh out loud moments, but overall it is not the laugh riot that it could’ve been. But honestly, it didn’t need to be. I will flat out say it – the visuals alone are worth the price of admission. For any kid who ever dreamed of riding a dragon, I’d even dare to say the film is a must-see (or at the very least a must-rent). So it’s not the overall package, but the great in it certainly outweighs the average.

In summing up, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON is a visual must-see, but otherwise just an average, harmless kids movie. Which leads me to a final note. Though the film not surprisingly ends on an up note, there is a MAJOR down note that plays before it – one that I personally felt the film didn’t really need (and that if I was still a kid, would’ve possibly bummed me out for days). So who’s to say it’s even a kids movie. I’d like to think of this film as a love letter to any kid who grew up reading about dragons or drawing their own…. Any kid who ever owned a salamander and wished for more… Or for anyone who wants to see the ever-expanding capabilities of CGI animation. PIXAR owns story, but after this one, I think I’d say that Dreamworks is the top dog (or Dragon) when it comes to visual impressiveness.

Sadly, I have to hop on my own winged beast and ride out of this piece until next time. Stay tuned for exciting installments of this very column covering such varied topics as movies… and movies (with some comedy shows/other events thrown in for good measure, as well). So until then, never fear, dry those tears, and wait fondly until the day in which I take your hand and lead us on a stroll through…

“The Wonderful World of Talkies’.”
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Matt Cohen is currently learning how to train his imaginary giraffe.

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March 25, 2010

TV or Not TV: ¡Ab Aeterno es Muy Bueno!

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Welcome to another Wednesday where I sit down and presume that you even care what I think about last night’s episode of LOST, titled AB AETERNO. Even if you don’t yesterday’s Tweet from Damon Lindelof let’s me know that someone out there cares.

I’m sure that this episode is the kind that will divide the LOST fan community in half. The ep was a virtual stand-alone that had very little connection to the current events on the Island. This thing was 95% backstory for the mysterious and non-aging RICHARD ALPERT. We were able to see where he came from, how he came to be on the Island, and why this guy never gets any older. I’m sure there are going to be plenty of people out there that are venting today how this is the last season and they just don’t care about the life of some second stringer and instead want to see some real action go down on the Island. Hopefully next week will really deliver for these people (if they are in fact out there). I’m not one of these people. I really enjoyed this episode.

I admit that AB AETERNO was a welcome change of pace for me. There was no flash sideways in the episode to distract me. There wasn’t a lot of back-and-forth action between different groups and trying to keep track of what is going on between them. Once the writers got us from JACOB to CANDIDATES to RICHARD they sent us into a view of his life and they did not break from it at all until near the end of the episode. They dropped us into a romantic tradgedy that, at the end, held the potential for redemption.

I really enjoyed being able to see more of the range of NESTOR CARBONELL in this episode. I am one of those people that actually watched and enjoyed SUDDENLY SUSAN during it’s brief run on NBC and for me NESTOR was one of the highlights. His performance of BAT MANUEL on the short lived live action version of THE TICK for FOX was a pleasant surprise as well. These two instances, however, were the most memorable performances that I’ve caught of MR. CARBONELL so seeing him truly act in AB AETERNO was incredible. During this episode he had to deliver desperation, loss, pain, suffering, confusion and even a little bit of a man on the brink of insanity. One of the best moments of the episode for me was his near psychotic giggle that he gives when asked by Ilana, “What do we do now?” CARBONELL did a great job of stepping off of the side lines and taking a strong lead in this episode.

Even though we did not see a lot of action in the “present” on the Island we did get an explanation of what might be the real reason why people eventually find the Island and why exactly JACOB has been shopping around for his replacement.

During a conversation between RICHARD and JACOB the latter explains, with the aid of a wine bottle, the reason why he is there. The bottle contains pure evil, the kind that will dangerously spread if not kept in check. The Island that we’ve all been in wonder of for the past five years is the cork that keeps the evil in the bottle. JACOB’s role is to protect the Island to make sure the cork stays in place and keeps evil in the bottle. This, of course, makes me wonder if the writers of the show came up with this final idea about what’s going on while hitting the sauce pretty hard one night in quiet desperation in the writer’s room knowing they had to wrap this show up.

All kidding aside that wine bottle description is great in that we finally understand why JACOB is there, why the SMOKE MONSTER is there, and what the struggle is. Makes perfect sense. JACOB also tells us that he keeps drawing people to the Island because the SMOKE MONSTER believes that people are easy to corrupt because it is in our nature to sin and JACOB wants to prove him wrong. We also already know from the first few opening minutes of last season’s finale episode THE INCIDENT that SMOKE MONSTER really wants to kill JACOB. Exactly where does bringing people to the Island so ol’ SMOKEY JOE can try to turn them into JACOB killing machines fit in to the whole “keep the cork in the bottle by protecting the Island” equation? Seems like playing a risky game just to prove a point. I’ve tried doing this kind of thing during arguments with my wife but it always ends with the fight going longer than I wanted and every time I start to do it I know it won’t be worth the effort. Maybe JACOB should have tried arguing with my wife to see how much his effort to prove his point wouldn’t be worth it.

I really shouldn’t have brought up that opening of THE INCIDENT because it, coupled with the final moments of AB AETERNO, just makes me confused in the world of continuity. In the beginning of THE INCIDENT we find JACOB and the MAN IN BLACK/SMOKEY JOE watching a boat on the horizon. The statue is still intact and SMOKEY JOE asks JACOB, “Do you know how badly I want to kill you?” This tells us that this conversation had to have happened prior to the BLACK ROCK showing up since the ship rode a gigantic wave into the island that made it smash the statue to bits before bending the laws of phsyics and coming to rest well inland (that was one big wave). After everything in AB AETERNO we find JACOB coming up to the MAN IN BLACK and stating to him, “So you tried to kill me.” Either JACOB has a very bad memory or he some how was arrogant enough to think that there was no way that SMOKEY JOE could actually harm him with the people that he brings to the Island. I don’t know which, but that bit kind of bothered me.

I think a lot of us assumed that the boat they were watching in THE INCIDENT was the BLACK ROCK. Since she ran aground during a big storm during the night it would seem they were just watching some other boat. Then again they may have been seeing her as she passed the Island and the storm could have later forced her crew to turn around to head for the safety of dry land. I suppose it doesn’t really matter.

It was nice to also see some things come in to play that we’ve seen already this season. The knife given to RICHARD by SMOKEY JOE was the same one given to SAYID to kill SMOKEY JOE. We now know why the term, “It’s nice to see you out of those chains” was the trigger for how RICHARD knew who our Island LOCKE really was. Seeing where the white rock that LOCKE throws into the ocean in THE SUBSTITUTE (if it was the same one) was both amusing and made me raise questions on whether the cave was really JACOB’S cave or SMOKEY JOE’s (since if it was the same rock it was given to SMOKEY by JACOB).

We also learned that ILANA’s true mission, in coming to the ISLAND was to protect the six remaining candidates. I have no idea why protecting the candidates included bringing the dead body of LOCKE to the statue to show JACOB. I would think that her time would have been better spent looking for the candidates. I guess JACOB must have told her to drop by the statue and say hello to let him know she was there and she thought the dead body might be a nice gift to bring. We also learn that she knows the names of the remaining six candidates so unles FRANK is actually a candidate she must like his company or needed someone to help lug around her housewarming gift for JACOB.

One last item that I haven’t really discussed is the whole CANDIDATE business. For some reason I never really wondered who the remaining candidates were. I realized last night, however, that they are trying to get us to wonder who they are since they really went out of their way to specifically say that there are six remaining candidates. Some candidates are already given since KATE, SAWYER (as FORD), JACK, SAYID and HURLEY have already been identified. That only leaves one of the two KWON’s (JIN or SUN)? I’m sorry I ever thought about this since most of the other failed candidates are failed because of the inconvenience of death. I really hope there might be an exception in this case since without it there would be a very unhappy ending for the KWON’s. (Man, I’m really sorry I bothered to stop and think about this.)

So, in conclusion, we may have learned the following with AB AETERNO:

  • RICHARD ALPERT has been on the Island since 1867.
  • JACOB protects the Island because it is the only thing that is keeping a pure kind of evil trapped from infecting the entire world.
  • THE SMOKE MONSTER/MAN IN BLACK is what JACOB believes is that pure kind of evil.
  • JACOB keeps bringing people to the Island to try to prove his point that all of man isn’t completely corruptable with sin (and doesn’t mind that the people he brings keep dying).
  • JACOB made ALPERT his spokeperson because he didn’t want to directly influence the people that he brings to the Island.
  • THE BLACK ROCK is what broke the big statue on the Island while coming ashore.
  • HURLEY once again seems to be fighting on the side of good by convincing RICHARD to not join the evil LOCKE/SMOKE MONSTER.
  • The knife that SAYID tried to kill evil LOCKE with was the same knife that the MAN IN BLACK gave to RICHARD to kill JACOB.
  • The white rock that evil LOCKE threw into the ocean may have been the one that JACOB gave to RICHARD to give to the MAN IN BLACK.
  • JACOB sent ILANA to the Island to protect the remaining six candidates and she doesn’t like to show up without a gift.

From the preview for next week’s episode, THE PACKAGE, it would seem that evil LOCKE is either going to drop in on the JACK camp to try to lure SUN away with promises of taking her to her husband. Based on his past tactics this can’t really be his real intention. THE PACKAGE also marks our start of the ‘back nine’ as there are only 9 hours of LOST ever. If my predictions are correct than from this point out it is just going to be a roller-coaster ride until the finale. I really hope I’m right.

Will Wilkins is a little less LOST than he was last week.

March 24, 2010

Contest Round-Up: 2010-03-24

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of FANTASTIC MR. FOX on DVD.

In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of SHERLOCK HOLMES on combo Blu-Ray/DVD.

In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of THE BLIND SIDE on combo Blu-Ray/DVD.

In conjunction with Anchor Bay Entertainment, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS on Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKQUEL on DVD.

In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of FATHER KNOWS BEST: SEASON FOUR on DVD.

In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of ADAM-12: SEASON THREE on DVD.

Win ADAM-12: SEASON THREE on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of ADAM-12: SEASON THREE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 14th.

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In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of FATHER KNOWS BEST: SEASON FOUR on DVD.

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In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKQUEL on DVD.

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In conjunction with Anchor Bay Entertainment, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS on Blu-Ray.

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In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of THE BLIND SIDE on combo Blu-Ray/DVD.

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March 23, 2010

Bagged & Boarded 50: The Freaky Geek

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #50: The Freaky Geek – In which Matt and Jesse celebrate their 50th episode, share a few “revelations” with the world, and chat about the future of all things BandB. With a special guest intro from Kevin Smith! So come along… it can’t be any worse then the other 49..

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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March 22, 2010

Masters Of Song Fu #6: Final Round Voting Begins

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We here at FRED are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a unique form of creative combat.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to FRED to be voted on by you, the audience.

At the end of the 3rd Challenge, the two Challengers with the most votes will face off, mano a mano for the title of…

MASTER OF SONG FU

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However, there may yet be one final challenge for this newly crowned Master – for they very well might (if the stars align and schedules permit) face off against one of the LEGENDARY MASTERS – artists like Jonathan Coulton, Paul & Storm, Neil Innes, Doc Hammer, & The RiffTones. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu – one of which may or may not be revealed as your ultimate challenge. Only the wheel of uncertainty can predict (and even then, not).

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So what was the first Challenge?

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

Write a song that is about (or at least has key to the central narrative) RAIN (the meteorological phenomena). At some point (or throughout) the song, you must utilize an instrument (or vocals) that represent the rain. You are free to write your song in any style that you choose.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds.

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And then our Challengers were given their Round 2 Challenge…

ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

Write a song that does not rhyme.

CLARIFICATION: Your song can be in any style, but must not contain any rhymes of 2 dissimilar words within a traditional verse structure. Exact repetition of a phrase or word is permitted. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds..

If you want some inspiration, here’s a number song from The Muppets
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/rhymingsong.mp3]

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And then came the Round 3 Challenge…

ROUND 3 CHALLENGE

Write a song that involves a recipe for something.

This recipe can be for anything – not just food. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds..

If you want some inspiration, here’s a recipe song by Queen Ida
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/queen_ida-zydeco_taco.mp3]

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And then, the votes from all 3 Rounds were tabulated, and the TOP 2 VOTE-GETTERS went head-to-head in the Final Round Challenge. The winner of that battle will be declared this edition’s MASTER OF SONG FU. So what was that Final Challenge?

FINAL CHALLENGE

Let’s call this one Challenge & Victory

Your task is to write a single tune that is actually comprised of two individual songs – the first half details a problem to be conquered or a battle to be fought, and the second half is a victorious, triumphant resolution. Both of these halves must feel independent of the other, but may contain an element that bridges the two. Your song must run no shorter than 3 minutes..

If you want some inspiration, here’s Queen…
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/queenrock.mp3]

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Below, you’ll find the songs from our final two Challengers, plus the form for you to place your vote for your favorite. In addition, you’ll be able to listen to the out-of-competition Shadow Entries submitted for this Challenge. If you’d like to hear all of the Challenger songs from this edition of Song Fu, CLICK HERE.

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THE FINAL CHALLENGERS

MIKE LOMBARDO

Mike Lombardo is a piano-playing geek-pop-rock singer-songwriter who likes to use hyphens when describing his occupation. He has been known to write songs about just about anything, including rocks and SAW 4. When not banging on a piano, Mike spends most of his time playing way too many video games or teaching small children how to bang on pianos. A graduate of Berklee College of Music, Mike is currently finishing up his second album with his piano rock band, the Mike Lombardo Trio.
Official Website: www.mikelombardomusic.com
Twitter: twitter.com/mikelombardo
ROUND 1 SONG:Sit And Watch The Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/mike_lombardo-sit_and_watch_the_rain.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG:I Found You
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/mike_lombardo-i_found_you.mp3]
ROUND 3 SONG:We Don’t Have Any Eggs (from Man In Kitchen – The Musical)
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/mike_lombardo-we_dont_have_any_eggs.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SONG:This Song Is Meta (And So Is This Title)
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/mike_lombardo-this_song_is_meta_and_so_is_this_title.mp3]

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LEIGH & HOOVER

Dave & William have been writing songs together for decades, yet have still managed to avoid finding a clever name for themselves. William writes the words; Dave the music… which is good because it doesn’t really work the other way ’round.
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Official Website: www.cratchit.org/music
ROUND 1 SONG:Summer Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/leigh_and_hoover-summer_rain.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG:We Do What We Do
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/leigh_and_hoover-we_do_what_we_do.mp3]
ROUND 3 SONG:Primordial Soup (Traditional Recipe)
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/leigh_and_hoover-primordial_soup.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SONG:Yesterday Hero – Someday
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/leigh_and_hoover-yesterday_hero-someday.mp3]

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To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 1 songs, CLICK HERE.

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FINAL CHALLENGE VOTING

And now, it’s time for the voting. For this FINAL CHALLENGE round, you can CHOOSE ONE Challenger song. Be sure to choose carefully. VOTING CLOSES AT 11:59pm EST on SUNDAY, MARCH 28th.

THE FINAL CHALLENGE WINNER WILL BE NOTIFIED VIA E-MAIL AFTER VOTING CLOSES

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FINAL CHALLENGE VOTING

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FINAL VOTE TALLY FOR ROUNDS 1-3

* Mike Lombardo – 444 Votes
* Leigh & Hoover – 301 Votes
* Denise Hudson – 276 Votes
* Edric Haleen – 228 Votes
* Gorbzilla – 223 Votes
* Godz Poodlz – 190 Votes
* Caleb Hines – 187 Votes
* Inverse T. Clown – 170 Votes
* Kylie Petto – 166 Votes
* Jeff MacDougall – 151 Votes
* Governing Dynamics – 135 Votes
* Buckethat Bobby Matheson – 132 Votes
* Glen Raphael – 131 Votes
* Ian “Two Shades” Johnson – 120 Votes
* Common Lisp – 103 Votes
* Zer0guy – 98 Votes
* Jutze Schult – 93 Votes
* Boffo Yux Dudes – 88 Votes
* Taryn Miller – 84 Votes
* Spencer Sokol – 76 Votes

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ROUND 2 VOTING RESULTS

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ROUND 1 VOTING RESULTS

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SHADOW ENTRIES

JOE “COVENANT” LAMB

I’m Joe Covenant. I’m Scottish. And never have enough time to do everything I wanna! Been singing and perfoming for over 40 years… (yes, I am 46.)… and I’ve nearly learned a 6th chord! Everything I do. I do for Song Fu. (If not for this ‘contest’ I would have never met and collaborated with so many talented people.)

Official Website: joecovenant.bandcamp.com
Twitter: twitter.com/JoeCovenant

ROUND 1 SHADOW SONG:Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/shadow_song-joe_covenant_lamb-rain.mp3]
ROUND 2 SHADOW SONG:The “Jay Is Awesome” Polka
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/shadow_song-joe_covenant_lamb-the_jay_is_awesome_polka.mp3]
ROUND 3 SHADOW SONG:Devil’s Fu Cake
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/shadow_song-joe_covenant_lamb-devils_fu_cake.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SHADOW SONG:New Mombasa – Finish the Fight
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/shadow_song-joe_covenant_lamb-new_mombasa-finish_the_fight.mp3]

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GOVERNING DYNAMICS

Governing Dynamics is the name of Travis Norris’s eternal sideproject, where all the stuff written by him goes when his current band (whatever it may be) refuses to play it. The music has been favorably compared to such bands as Eels, Radiohead, The White Stripes, and other bands that cool people like. It has been unfavorably compared to the tactics used by the FBI against the Branch Dividians at Waco. If he has to describe his music by genre (and refer to himself in third person) Travis calls it “alternative/shoegazer with a liberal dose of Midwestern rock”.
Official Website: governingdynamics.bandcamp.com
Twitter: twitter.com/travisnorris
ROUND 1 SONG:Rain in Chicago
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/governing_dynamics-rain_in_chicago.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG:Restrictions
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/governing_dynamics-restrictions.mp3]
ROUND 3 SONG:Broken Boy
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/governing_dynamics-broken_boy.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SHADOW SONG:Deconstructive Witticisms – Try
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/shadow_song-governing_dynamics-deconstructive_witticisms_try.mp3]

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DENISE HUDSON

Denise Hudson is a musician of non-determined hair-color from Austin, Texas who is married to an musicaphile Australian. She hopes that she typed up her bio correctly (alas, she cannot spell!); and additionally hopes she amuses you, but she is done apologizing now. 🙂 If she happens to make you slightly uncomfortable, she supposes there’s nothing to be done for it…
Official Website: denisehudson.bandcamp.com

Twitter: twitter.com/RangerDenni
ROUND 1 SONG:Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/denise_hudson-rain.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG:Something Very Horrible (Bluebeard’s Lament)
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/denise_hudson-something_very_horrible_bluebeards_lament.mp3]
ROUND 3 SONG:Duality Cupcake (‘Why’)
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/denise_hudson-duality_cupcake_why.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SHADOW SONG:Keys and Lies (feat. Joe “Covenant” Lamb)
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/shadow_song-denise_hudson-keys_and_lies.mp3]

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GLEN RAPHAEL

Glen Raphael is a Manhattan-based software geek, circus performer, and guitarist/singer/songwriter who counts Jonathan Coulton and Paul & Storm as influences. He has recently written songs that featured killer robots, exploding pants, and the Statue of Liberty having a mid-life crisis. Though not all at once. Yet.
Official Website: youtube.com/glenra
ROUND 1 SONG:Can’t See The Sky
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/glen_raphael-cant_see_the_sky.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG:Song That Doesn’t Rhyme
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/glen_raphael-song_that_doesnt_rhyme.mp3]
ROUND 3 SONG:Big In Japan
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/glen_raphael-big_in_japan.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SHADOW SONG:When The Prozac Kicks In
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/shadow_song-glen_raphael-when_the_prozac_kicks_in.mp3]

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INVERSE T. CLOWN

Inverse T. Clown is a jack of many entertainment trades, songwriting being one of his favorites. He has an album half-ready to be recorded, and is looking forward to garnering the patience to sit down and do it. Even more so, he’s looking forward to Song Fu 6. There is an ongoing series of internet covers of Inverse’s song “Today’s The Day” – and he loves them all – but it would nice to get some steam behind the endless REST of his genius, and Song Fu seems just the place to start it up. He’s funny, he’s clever, his music is synthetic, and he’s champing at the bit to throw everything he’s got to his clamoring fans. Stick around, and see why Salemites everywhere call this musical genius “The Future of Greatness”.
Official Website: toomuchawesome.ning.com/profile/InverseTClown
ROUND 1 SONG:Sexy In The Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/inverse_t_clown-sexy_in_the_rain.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG:An Angry Rant
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/inverse_t_clown-an_angry_rant.mp3]
ROUND 3 SONG:Devastator
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/inverse_t_clown-devastator.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SHADOW SONG:Manic Depressive
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/shadow_song-inverse_t_clown-manic_depressive.mp3]

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GINYU


From TV to the internet and more, I first got into music back in 1998 doing my own music show. It was around that time that I became a DJ at WRTC 89.3 FM. Music has been in my family for many years. My father is a singer. I, on the other hand, do a little bit of everything, from YouTube to my travels around the US and the UK, entertainment is in my blood. Making a song for Song Fu has been fun. I hope to do it again.
Official Website: www.youtube.com/user/Ginyu2007
FINAL CHALLENGE SHADOW SONG:Quest For The Fu
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/shadow_song-ginyu-quest_for_the_fu.mp3]

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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Hands Down #2

Filed under: Comic Strips,Hands Down — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:07 pm

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Welcome to Hands Down, FRED’s own look into the world of the folks that frequent this sordid world of geekery. Follow Aaron, Brian and Colin (and a menagerie on the way) as they traverse the light fantastic or some such nonsense… What? It’s an online fortnightly comic strip, what kind of description did you expect?

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Written by Aaron Poole. Art by John Merker. Copyright 2010.

TV Or Not TV: 3/22 – 3/28

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Welcome to another week of TV or Not TV and this week I’m all about the Bubble.

I don’t know if you have come across this term yet in the real world but there are such things in network television that have been termed “Bubble” shows. A Bubble show is a show that has ratings that aren’t stellar but don’t flat out justify cancellation. Until we finally learn what the networks ultimately decide on the fate of the show it is on the surface of the Bubble waiting to see if it continues to float safely or see if the Bubble bursts and it’s all over.

I have to admit that before the advent of the Internet I was always just resigned to the fate of a show since there was little I could do about it (OK, there was one campaign outside of NBC in Burbank to try to stop the cancellation of QUANTAM LEAP, but we don’t discuss that in my household and simply right it off and the frivolity of my youth). The Internet, however, makes information so readily available that people are not only informed rapidly about how their shows are performing they are able to mobilize and put together campaigns that, in the micro-verse of the Internet, sometimes makes network executives take notice. One Bubble show from last season, DOLLHOUSE, could have been easily considered headed to the scrap heap by the ratings but fandom made executives consider giving it a new lease on life through fan community action and re-action to possible cancellation.

Another show that, after its second season, seems tortured by life on the Bubble is one of my personal favorites: CHUCK. Last season the show had some of its best story telling, strongest episodes, and amazing guest stars but didn’t have strong numbers. Fans took to the Internet and came out in droves to show support for the show by doing something an audience hadn’t really done before in supporting an advertiser of the show. The week when fear of cancellation hit the masses a Subway Meatball sandwich was featured prominently in a way that could only be taken as product placement. Fans went out in force and bought five dollar foot longs like they were going out of fashion, dropping suggestion cards stating they were there because of the spot on CHUCK and continued to do so every Monday for the rest of the season. Their actions got CHUCK a third season 13 episode commitment that expanded into a 19 episode order before the season wrapped.

Once again, however, CHUCK is on the bubble and you can tell as such from the simple Tweet from show co-creator JOSS SCHWARTZ:

This isn’t the kind of Tweet you want to read when the show you like is going up against the season premiere of DANCING WITH THE STARS. Yes the shows don’t really share the same demographic but since STARS has one of the more interesting casts in a long time I can’t even guess what might happen. Tonight’s episode of CHUCK is really important after its rating drop last week. It will prove that the fluke was a drop due to Daylight Saving Time, which if you look at the prior Monday was an overall drop of slightly more than 10% of people watching television in the prized 18 to 49 demographic could be a real possibility. Tonight it needs an audience for sure.

I also think we can’t really know what NBC has got going on after their 10 PM Leno debacle. You’d think the fourth ranked network might want to try to at least hold on to a show that actually does have some kind of audience. I’m sure this is the only reason that HEROES might get another season (yup, HEROES is easily on the Bubble as well after yet another horribly written and ratings performing year). Good luck CHUCK, I’m pulling for you.

So here, in my opinion, are the shows that are on the Bubble for the networks. I’m not going into completely doomed shows like THE DEEP END or TRAUMA. If the show is listed here I think right now, in the face of other shows getting early renewals (MODERN FAMILY, COUGAR TOWN, COMMUNITY, BONES and oh so many more) these shows could be back next year or could have their floor pop out from underneath them and plunge them into the obscurity of cancellation.

FOX – HUMAN TARGET, LIE TO ME and due to recent speculation the longest day of the year 24. I have nothing vested in any of these shows so good luck and fair thee well.

CBS – NUMB3RS, NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE, GARY UNMARRIED and MEDIUM. I’d really like to see MEDIUM get to stick around since it is another of my favorites however I’m not holding out hope even though it too has had a great season of shows on its new network.

ABC – FLASHFORWARD and V. V still has yet to return and FLASHFORWARD didn’t fare very well ratings-wise in its return mid-season premiere. Some people think that CASTLE might be on the bubble but, when you look at what it does for a 10 PM show I think that it does pretty well for ABC. Its ratings are strong and consistent.

NBC – Currently CHUCK, PARENTHOOD and HEROES. The former and the latter at least have some audience; PARENTHOOD is so young it is really hard to tell. Give me the first two and I’ll be happy.

So there’s my take on the shows that might or might not survive. Now let’s look at what we know we can at least watch for the next seven days, shall we?

MONDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: OK, I’ve NEVER had an interest in DANCING WITH THE STARS but this season I’d almost consider watching it if I weren’t such a die hard fan of….

NBC – 8:00 PM: CHUCK has his “final exam” to be a spy tonight and one of the things he has to do to pass is to slay the ratings. Can a few of you Nielsen homes help out with this?

CBS – 8:00 PM: So TED’s date some how ruins LILY‘s birthday party on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. Did he bring BLAH BLAH back out of crazy town for the date?

ABC – 10:00 PM: The first half of the first two-parter CASTLE in the show’s history happens tonight when a serial killer is performing murderous dedications to BECKETT and special guest DANA DELANY heads up the investigation. This one had me at two-parter.

SHO – 10:00 PM: The pain pill addicted mess that is NURSE JACKIE returns to SHOWTIME tonight, followed by the UNITED STATES OF TARA.

TUESDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: BIGGEST LOSER COUPLES goes straight for the heart strings by sending all the contestants back home for a week. Get your tissue ready and wait until you see the stationary bike competition.

FOX – 8:00 PM: The only reason why I’m even mentioning AMERICAN IDOL is not to make a snarky comment about the mediocre contestants this season has to offer. I mention it because as long as the show is two hours it’s screwing up my ability to DVR LOST tonight so I’m going to have to watch on the web to find out….

ABC – 9:00 PM: The back-story of ageless and natural eye-linered RICHARD ALPERT is revealed on tonight’s episode of LOST. Don’t taunt me with mail, Tweets or anything else. I’ll be watching it on Wednesday. Hmph.

CNBC – 10:00 PM: The creepy documentary HOW MUCH IS YOUR BODY WORTH? takes a look at the profitability of body parts on the black market.

ABC – 10:00 PM: Remember how last week ABC used the post-LOST spot to beg its viewers to watch FLASHFORWARD? They’re doing it again this week with V: THE ARRIVAL in the hopes of getting them to tune in for the return next week.

WEDNESDAY

CBS – 8:00 PM: Were you mad that SURVIVOR: HEROES VS. VILLIANS was bumped because of the NCAA FINALS? Well this week you get your island fix a day sooner and with a double elimination! This could prove interesting since we’re going to see a showdown between RUSSELL and BOSTON ROB.

ABC – 9:00 PM: GLORIA and CAM bond during a night out on MODERN FAMILY? Oh this I’ve got to see.

THE CW – 9:00 PM: At first when I read that there was a new show called FLY GIRLS I thought maybe they were doing a dance off casting competition for IN LIVING COLOR 2010. To my surprise instead it’s a staged reality show with Virgin America flight attendants who live together in Los Angeles when they aren’t fending off invitations from mile-high wannabes. Not to my surprise the show just stalls mid-air.

FOX – 9:00 PM: Last week I didn’t even waste my time watching the AMERICAN IDOL results show. Amazingly enough I still found out who got the boot. Go fig.

ABC – 9:30 PM: CHERYL CROW starts her small guest-starring sting as a wine rep that’s after GRAYSON on COUGAR TOWN. I hope this fairs better for her than ALANIS MORISSETTE‘S guest stint on WEEDS.

THURSDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: A December episode of BONES followed by a February episode of FRINGE just goes to show that FOX has no interest in going head-to-head with the NCAA.

ABC – 8:00 PM: Struggling freshman FLASHFORWARD has nothing at all to lose in going head-to-head with the NCAA. I’ll admit last week’s premiere had a very painful first hour to watch but the second hour was all kinds of goodness that reminded me why I actually liked the show.

NBC – 9:30 PM: 30 ROCK has LIZ‘s ex FLOYD dropping back in from Cleveland with big news (which could simply be that he’s escaped Cleveland).

FRIDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: MATHEW BRODERICK enlists historians to try to unlock a 150 year old mystery on WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? while an entire generation tries to unlock the mystery of who MATHEW BRODERICK is. I feel old.

ABC – 8:00 PM: If you missed the “sneak peak” of JAMIE OLIVER’S FOOD REVOLUTION last Sunday you can watch it before the next episode airs right after at 9. I love his message but I need to sit down more to see how he’s getting it out there.

THE CW – 9:00 PM: Instead of SMALLVILLE we get repeats from Wednesday of FLY GIRLS and HIGH SOCIETY. ZOD is able to fly; we need the show back STAT!

SCYFY – 9:00 PM: I can’t believe the first season of CAPRICA is already coming to a close. This is almost as unfair as no SMALLVILLE until April.

SATURDAY

DISC – 11:00 AM: I love marathons and today you can curl up with oh so many hours of DEADLIEST CATCH.

ABC – 8:00 PM: If you didn’t see the first airing of V than you can catch the first two episodes back-to-back tonight. Only four aired way back in 2009 so you can get caught up real easy like.

NICK – 8:00 PM: Children get their annual slime fest with the KID’S CHOICE AWARDS 2010, hosted by KEVIN JAMES. When did PAUL BLART get so popular with the kids? I’m out of touch.

A&E – 8:00 PM: If you missed the 2008 re-imagining of THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN you can catch both parts tonight. A bit of advice though, the STRAIN comes from being strong enough to sit through it. I’m just sayin’.

SPIKE – 10:00 PM: I’ve never seen the ROB ZOMBIE directed remake of HALLOWEEN. If I watch it for free can’t complain about the price of admission, right?

SUNDAY

SYFY – 10:00 AM: Remember when NBC tried to air import MERLIN during the summer? Well you can watch 13 hours of it today if you didn’t last year.

DISC – 1:00 PM: I just wish I could get away with sitting and watching five hours of MYTHBUSTERS and three hours of LIFE. I might as well since I always blow off this column’s deadline anyway.

A&E – 5:00 PM: If you missed the premiere last week of KIRSTIE ALLEY’S BIG LIFE you can watch both episodes now, sit down for a marathon of GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS and then catch the new episodes at 10…. or you could watch your lawn grow until the sun sets and go to bed. Either way you’ll probably accomplish about the same.

ABC – 8:00 PM: The entire Alphabet network is in repeats tonight. Is there something big on and I missed it?

NGC – 9:00 PM: The new series BREAKOUT looks at some of the more high-profile jail breaks in recent history, both from the perspective of escapees and the law men that track them down. I hope I never have to view this as a “how to” and “what not to do” reference later in life.

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March 19, 2010

Weekend Shopping Guide 3/19/10: Crow vs Crow

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

I admit – besides just being a fan of the show and being delighted that another volume has arrived – I’m even more delighted by the release of the Mystery Science Theater Collection: Volume XVII (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP) than usual because of the bonus features. Which feature, in particular? The “Crow vs. Crow” panel I put together and hosted at last year’s DragonCon, featuring Trace Beaulieu and Bill Corbett, is on this set. The films included in the set are The Crawling Eye (featuring a special introduction from Joel Hodgson), The Beatniks, The Final Sacrifice, and Blood Waters Of Dr. Z.

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I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of wimpy flashlights. I want a flashlight that looks like it came right out of The X-Files… You know, with that wildly improbably beam that illuminated an entire wooded area with a powerful white light. Well, fantasy has become reality with the Icon High-Powered LED Flashlight ($34.99-$44.99). With 100 lumens of light and a pocket-able size, it’s the last flashlight you’ll want to own. The full size is dubbed “Rogue 2”, and it’s also available in a smaller size (called the Rogue 1)… You know, for the car. Or a leprechaun.

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I had little expectation going in, but to say that I was pleasantly surprised by the new CG-animated adaptation of Tezuka Osamu’s Astro Boy (Summit, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) is an understatement. In a nutshell, Astro Boy is the robot re-creation of the brilliant scientist Dr. Tenma’s son Toby, who is lost in a tragic accident. To say anymore about what actually happens in the film, which pulls no emotional punches, is to deny you the same pleasant surprise I had. See it. Bonus materials include a clutch of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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I wish Disney’s grand return to traditional animation hadn’t been a by-the-numbers princess film, but at least there’s enough fun and spirit in Princess And The Frog (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which puts a New Orleans spin on the classic tale of the cursed prince and his desire to find a princess to break said curse. And yes, it’s always great to have jazzy Randy Newman tunes to help things along. The 3-disc Blu-Ray set contains a massive clutch of behind-the-scenes featurettes, an audio commentary, deleted scenes, music videos, and more. The set also include a standard DVD edition of the film.

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The 13th season of South Park (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) isn’t one of their most memorable of recent years, but it did feature a few outstanding episodes – in particular the Roland Emmerich take-off “Pee”. While the new set doesn’t feature audio commentaries, it does add some deleted scenes and a featurette touring South Park Studios. A Blu-Ray edition ($57.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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The second half of the film doesn’t live up to the first half, but The Hurt Locker (Summit, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) certainly deserved the Oscar over Avatar, if only for that brilliantly crafted, nail-biting first half about an elite team of soldiers tasked with diffusing the bombs that are a constant danger in Iraq. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a behind-the-scenes documentary, and a still gallery.

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While it’s not quite the revelation that some tried to make it out to be, Up In The Air (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is a solid film about a jet-setting businessman (George Clooney) whose job is to travel the globe letting the employees of various companies know they’ve been downsized. He’s a man without a home, seemingly happy with his transient, on-the-go life… But things go a bit awry when a pair of female wrenches are thrown into his perfect machine. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, a music video, and more.

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Well, The Fourth Kind (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$36.99 SRP) tries to be the alien abduction equivalent of Paranormal Activity, with a low-fi psychological unraveling and reenactment of “actual cases”. Does it succeed? Not really. It’s actually pretty funny, how earnest it is. As far as bonus materials go, you get deleted scenes.

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Why, exactly, did USA decide to cancel Monk (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP)? Not only was the show still a joy to watch, but their schedule isn’t exactly packed to the gills with hits. So let us all mourn the loss with the complete 8th season set, featuring video commentary, cast & crew interviews, set tours, and a goodbye featurette.

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It doesn’t take long into the second season of Breaking Bad (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP) to understand exactly why star Bryan Cranston deserved his Emmy, as his meth-making, terminally ill high school teacher feels himself boxed in from multiple sides, just as he’s finally earning the money he needs to make sure his family is taken care of when he’s gone. Bonus materials include featurettes, webisodes, interviews, deleted scenes, a gag reel, and more.

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Are you a teen or a middle-aged person desperate to fantasize with the unique ability to turn off the portions of your brain able to assess the quality of script or acting? Well, then the latest installment of the cinematic Twilight saga, New Moon (Summit, Rated PG-13, DVD-$32.99 SRP) is just the flick for you, as absolutely none of it feels like competent storytelling… But that doesn’t matter, right? Because everyone but the women take their shirts off! Yeah… That’s what it’s all about. That and werewolves. And sparkly vampires. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a 6-part behind-the-scenes documentary, band rehearsal footage, and music videos. A Blu-Ray edition ($34.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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Explore the history behind the big screen with a pair of History Channel documentaries whose big-screen counterparts are apparent – The Real Wolfman (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) & Clash Of The Gods (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP). The first is a look at historic events that might have inspired the tale of a man who transforms into a beast, and the latter is a 3-disc set that connects mythic events to actual history. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.95 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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Mill Creek returns with a clutch of fan favorite titles repackaged and offered at rock bottom prices. Their latest batch includes Silk Stalkings: The Complete First Season (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), Steve McQueen in Wanted: Dead Or Alive Season Two (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), The Commish: Season One (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), the 4-film Sonny Chiba Collection (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) – Legend Of The Eight Samurai, Ninja Wars, GI Samurai, Resurrection Of Golden Wolf – and Undead: The Vampire Collection (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), containing 20 films.

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While watching Did You Hear About The Morgans? (Sony, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP), I couldn’t help but be reminded of a far more enjoyable comedy about a pair of city slickers thrown into the Witness Protection Program and relocated to the sticks, My Blue Heaven. Maybe that’s because High Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker never really gel enough as either a couple or a comedy duo for my mind not to wander to better things. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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Bide the times until the next full season set with the single-disc collection Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob’s Last Stand (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), featuring the titular episode, plus six more. There’s also featurettes, karaoke music videos, and more.

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Produced by the Wachoski Brothers, Ninja Assassin (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$28.98 SRP) is an entertaining, but entirely disposable, martial arts flick with a plot that doesn’t even stick in my head. If you want to just pop in an action movie and veg for a bit, this is for you. Bonus materials include a trio of featurettes and additional scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with the same bonus materials.

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To dismiss Bandslam (Summit, Rated PG, DVD-$25.99 SRP) as a Disney Channel-esque bubblegum pop confection is to miss out on a genuinely fun, engaging, warts & all take of a trio of high schoolers set on making their mark at the country’s biggest musical competition. It’s a little bit Freaks & Geeks meets High School Musical. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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As part of their in-house plan to continue releasing shows that may not have the sales to go a more traditional big-box route, fans can now pick up the complete second seasons of both My Two Dads (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99) & the animated series Cops (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99).

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John Krasinski takes David Foster Wallace’s Brief Interviews With Hideous Men (IFC Films, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) and adapts it into a film that’s brilliant in fits and starts, but can never maintain itself long enough for me to feel he actually accomplished a worthwhile adaptation – which is unfortunate, because this could have been his Short Cuts. Bonus materials include a featurette, interview with Krasinski, a TV spot, and the trailer.

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When Sideshow announced that they’d begin producing premium format mixed-media figures based on iconic Disney characters, I had high hopes for the line. I’ve long been a fan of their premium format takes on Star Wars and Marvel characters, and was happy to find that my anticipation for the Disney line was rewarded with an incredible piece capturing the Evil Queen from Snow White ($299.99). With a run of only 300 for the exclusive edition (which nets you the raven perched on the skull topped book) and 600 for the non-exclusive, you’d better act fast to get this, and make sure to keep up on future editions to the line.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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FREDagator: 2010-03-19

Filed under: Articles — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:39 pm

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March 22nd is the 2nd Annual International Talk Like William Shatner Day. My buddy Maurice LaMarche kicks it off with a special guest…

Here’s last year’s vid…


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Cabin Fever 89: Boudoir Tales

Filed under: Cabin Fever — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:55 am

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the FRED…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #89: Boudoir Tales – Aaron, alone due to Brian caring about his future, is left to find a guest host this week. So, he digs up sexy man JJ Hawkins from Mars Needs Podcasts fame. Together they talk through listener mail and wax philosophical about possible life and comic books.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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Episode #89 (MP3 format)

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