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June 30, 2011

My Favourite Things: June 2011

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So how about that weather? Am I right?! June has been an insane month. I’m sure the majority of you out there will be happy to see the back of it. But once again I’m going to hopefully give you a list of things worth hunching over a laptop for. Even if it is done in a bomb shelter, which sometimes might be the best place. Here are my favourite things from June 2011.

1) Aaron De La Cruz graffiti

I’m a bit of a graffiti enthusiast. I’ve never done it myself (don’t have the talent) but I love to see some good pieces and have often bought a couple of coffee table books on the subject to flick through on a lazy afternoon. I was directed towards this video on Vimeo.com of artist Aaron De La Cruz creating a piece in West Oakland, California. It’s fantastic.

West Oakland, CA from Aaron De La Cruz on Vimeo.

Not only does the design seem to be improvised without a predetermined layout but he also does the whole thing free hand which is incredible considering how even and accurate all the lines are.

Here is another even bigger one he did in Los Angeles.

La Brea Mural Project (1of 2), Los Angeles, CA. from Aaron De La Cruz on Vimeo.

Colour me very impressed.

2) Zombie Defense Agency

If, like me, you have an office day job that requires a lot of killing time then I may have just what you need. Miniclip.com has oodles and oodles of flash games you can play for free and quite a lot of them are great for passing the time before clocking out.

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Recently I discovered the tower defense style game Zombie Defense Agency. Anybody who has played Plants Vs. Zombies will get the idea. Stop the zombies from reaching the other side of the screen. I found this game a little more interesting though as the map layouts were more complicated and you really have to think strategically to get it right.

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There are 15 levels and they do get more difficult as they go along but if you get your layout right they’re never too hard. I know I killed about 6 hours on this thing once so it’s well worth a go if you’re ever bored.

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3) Jon Stewart Vs. Chris Wallace

I’m not American so it’s strange that I find a show about American politics so good but that’s a testament to the quality of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The guy is funny as hell but also is able to cut through some political rhetoric to get to the real issue… stupidity. And no matter what country you’re from, stupidity is usually the main problem with government.

He recently appeared on Fox News to do an interview with Chris Wallace. Despite your political leanings, it was fascinating to see two men who were mentally sparring with each other on television like that. The back-and-forth is filled with debating traps and a fantastic bit of tension.

If you haven’t seen it yet, you can catch the 15 or so minutes below.

4) NerdBoyfriend.com

I am a male. I am heterosexual. I am interested in fashion. I know it may blow your mind but it’s true. I actually take an interest in the clothes I wear.

My problem for years has been that very little in fashion reporting has been aimed at me. Magazines, websites and television shows are either aimed at women or are made for the type of guy who wears leopard print tights and drives a ferrari (… Rod Stewart?).

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So I was extremely excited to find something for my taste which is nerdboyfriend.com. The lovely Veronica Belmont tweeted about it this month and it instantly got bookmarked.

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It does exactly what I need it to do; Show me some clothes and show me where I can get them if I like them. I don’t need to read about what’s “so hot right now” or what designer is trending in Milan. Here are some clothes, like ’em? Go get ’em. And it’s stuff I’d actually wear most of the time too! Brilliant.

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5) John Barrowman

It’s not new but I first saw it recently and in celebration of Beyonce becoming the first woman to headline the Glastonbury festival this month I thought it apt.

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And that’s it! My favourite things of the last month.

Aaron Poole is the creator of feather-knuckle-dusters. He is also more acurately an editor for FRED and rarely leaves the house. If you like what you read here check out his blog http://aaronfever.blogspot.com

June 25, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & David Mitchell 2

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with writer/performer David Mitchell about politicians, live TV, Charlemagne, Anglo-Saxon genital words, suburbia, and slapping John Cleese.

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FREDagator: 2011-06-25

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Would you like to see a fan-produced CG Rocketeer short? Yes, you would…

The Rocketeer 20th anniversary from John Banana on Vimeo.

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June 24, 2011

Weekend Shopping Guide 6/24/11: Half-Blood Who

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

By now, fans know what to expect from Warners deep, dense, impressively comprehensive Harry Potter Ultimate Editions, which means the wait for the rest of the series to get the treatment has sometimes been quite a hard one to bear. Thankfully, we’re nearing the end with the release of Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix: Ultimate Edition & Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince: Ultimate Edition (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP each). Not only do the films themselves look incredible, given room to breathe on their own discs, but the second disc packed with the latest installments of the spectacular “Creating the World of Harry Potter” documentary series, as well as deleted scenes and all of the bonus materials from the original releases, will make the long wait for the final films to get their turn at bat deeply painful. Here’s hoping they arrive soon.

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Although they seem to be agonizingly slow in adding to their offerings – and I wish they’d really dive into the action figure side of things – the fine folks at have imported a pair of Doctor Who board game for the whole family. Doctor Who: Battle To Save The Universe ($34.99) is for ages 6+, while Doctor Who: The Time Wars ($24.99) is older-skewing for ages 8+. Both are fun and worth a spin for Who fans.

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The BBC has kicked their classic Doctor Who release schedule into overdrive, very rightly taking advantage of the modern show’s growing success in the US, as a new month brings a pair of new releases. From the 5th Doctor Peter Davison’s era we get Frontios (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$ SRP), plus the very first adventure of 7th Doctor Sylvester McCoy, Time And The Rani (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). As usual, both are loaded to the gills with bonus materials, including audio commentaries, in-depth documentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more. Stellar, as always.

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I admit, I was one of those who didn’t exactly anticipate the Coen Brothers’ take on True Grit (Paramount, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), as I quite liked the original adaptation of the Charles Portis novel, starring John Wayne in the iconic role of one-eyed U.S. Marshal Rooster Cogburn. And, while it certainly hits its own beats, I did wind up enjoying this new take on the material, including Jeff Bridges’ portrayal of Rooster. So, really, see both versions. And read the book. You’ll enjoy them all. Bonus materials include seven behind-the-scenes featurettes and the theatrical trailer.

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Like the two previous films before it, the third Jackass film gets a Jackass 3.5 (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$22.99 SRP) expanded edition hot on the heels of its regular release, featuring additional footage, deleted scenes, featurettes, and outtakes. Because you know you can’t resist buying it. You can’t resist.

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Being part of a family of New Yorkers, I’d always hear many a story of growing up in the 30s, 40s, & 50s, but I never hear much about the sort of games city kids of that period would play – which is why I found the documentary New York Street Games (Kaboom!, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP) so much fun, as it features first-hand accounts from many a local and celebrity of all of the obscure games those Big Apple kids would play. Check it out.

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If you don’t use drugs or live in Brooklyn but want to experience what it must be like, check out Yo Gabba Gabba: Circus (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), the latest collection of hipster psychedelic episodes of the show ostensibly aimed at preschool children.

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I run hot and cold on Norm Macdonald, but there’s no denying he has a unique comedic voice, which is well-represented in his Comedy Central standup special Norm Macdonald: Me Doing Standup (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). In addition to the extended, uncensored version of the special, the disc also contains the pilot episode of Back To Norm, an animated featurette, and Norm’s roast of Bob Saget.

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Shout Factory continues to re-release formerly out-of-print Mystery Science Theater 3000 titles for those who may have missed them during their first go-round years and years ago – The latest two being Mystery Science Theater 3000: Hamlet & Mystery Science Theater 3000: Gunslinger (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 each). Sure, they’re barebones releases, but it’s good to be able to get them again.

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I enjoyed the quirky charms of the first Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and am happy that the sequel, Diary Of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) didn’t drop the ball, delivering a modern equivalent of the classic A Christmas Story in its wry storytelling about the titular put-upon kid as the domestic war with his older brother escalates. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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MGM is becoming even more prolific than Warners when it comes to releasing their MOD catalogue titles. The latest batch includes such obscure titles as Michael Moriarty & Yaphet Kotto in Report To The Commissioner (MGM, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98), Errol Flynn in The Big Boodle (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98), James Coburn & the great Walter Pidgeon in the pickpocketing flick Harry In Your Pocket (MGM, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98), and the incredible combination of Lee Majors, Abe Vigoda, & Don Rickles in Keaton’s Cop (MGM, Rated R, DVD-$19.98).

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And if that weren’t enough, MGM has also dropped the adaptation of the Spike Milligan memoir Adolf Hitler: My Part In His Downfall (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98), Laura Dern in Haunted Summer (MGM, Rated R, DVD-$19.98), Elizabeth Montgomery in mob flick Johnny Cool (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98), and Bob Hope in the jungle comedy Call Me Bwana (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98).

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It’s not The Hangover, but Ed Helms more than elevates the amiable comedy Cedar Rapids (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which finds Helms stars as a small town insurance agent whose life becomes derailed when he heads to the titular big city and finds himself being dragged into the misadventures of a wild party animal (John C. Reilly). Bonus materials include deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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I enjoyed the heck out of the first season of his chat and music show, so I looked forward greatly to diving into Spectacle: Elvis Costello With… Season Two (VSC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), and this new batch doesn’t disappoint, with the likes of Levon Helm, Bruce Springsteen, Lyle Lovett, Nicke Lowe, Neko Case, and more.

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While we’re waiting for another full season set, pass the time with the latest intermediary single-disc clutch of episodes – Spongebob Squarepants: Heroes Of Bikini Bottom (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), featuring eight episodes plus animated shorts and a bonus episode of T.U.F.F. Puppy.

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If you give a Twilight-y take to the story of Red Riding Hood (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), you pretty much know what you’re going to get – a sweaty teen romance-y thing wrapped up in a werewolf tale of forbidden love and… Oh, you get the picture. It looks nice, though, and has Gary Oldman – so it’s not all bad. Bonus materials include a picture-in-picture commentary, featurettes, music videos, and a gag reel.

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I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable with the premise of Hall Pass (New Line, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which presents a pair of married couples – Jason Sudekis & Christine Applegate and Owen Wilson & Jenna Fischer – that are hitting a bit of a rough patch in their marriages. The solution? Their wives give them a “hall pass” from marriage, allowing them to act as if they weren’t married for a week. Yeah. The only thing that makes the film a watchable, and almost enjoyable, enterprise is the cast itself, including a criminally underused Stephen Merchant. Bonus materials include an additional scene and a gag reel.

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Every few years, Elvira rises and a new clutch of fun presentations of truly horrible horror flicks surfaces, the latest being a pair of double feature releases under the banner Elvira’s Movie MacabreThe Satanic Rites of Dracula/The Werewolf Of Washington & Night Of The Living Dead/I Eat Your Skin (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP each). Both discs also sport behind-the-scenes featurettes and videos.

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I’m all for animated adaptations of classic Marvel comic book stories, which is why having some of the unfortunate material written by Marvel pariah Brian Michael Bendis adapted first cuts deep. The latest is Spider-Woman: Agent Of SWORD (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$14.97 SRP), which contains featurettes and a music video. If you’re keen on the high definition version, you can also get Spider-Woman: Agent of SWORD/Iron Man: Extremis (Shout Factory, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$26.97 SRP) on a single Blu-Ray disc with all of the same bonus features of their individual DVD releases, as a Best Buy exclusive.

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Give your 3D TV (or computer) a little bit of art and a little bit of not-so-art with Cirque Du Soleil: Journey Of Man in 3D (Sony, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$19.95 SRP) and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 3D Experience (Sony, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.95 SRP). Can you figure out which is which?

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Much like Curb Your Enthusiasm proved a radical, welcome breath of fresh air from the standard sitcom, so too does Louis CK’s Louie (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) set a brand new standard for all other to aspire to, as its about as raw, genuine, and uniquely funny as you can get. Never seen it? See it now. Pick this set up and see it now. RIGHT NOW. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and the Fox Movie Channel Writer’s Draft episode.

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There’s something eminently enjoyable in seeing Liam Neeson stretch his action star legs in Unknown (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), where he awakens from a car accident to find that his wife doesn’t recognize him, another man has taken his identity, and assassins are hunting him down. I know, right? Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes.

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In a welcome move, Shout Factory has recently acquired rights to produce full-season sets of classic Nickelodeon series, including the complete first season of Rocko’s Modern Life (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP). The 2-disc set contains all 13 episodes.

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Fans can now pick up the second volume of the first season of Nickelodeon’s inexplicably popular Monkees pastiche Big Time Rush (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), featuring 6 episodes plus the TV movie “Big Time Concert”, plus a featurette and the pilot episode of House Of Anubis.

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The problems with Michael Bay’s The Island (Paramount, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP) is the problem that most of his films have – a high concept like a pair of clones becoming self-aware and asserting their independence falls under the weight of Bay’s clunky, dunder-headed lack of intelligence in his filmmaking. But it does contain a lot of pretty explosions and chases. Now THOSE are Bay strengths. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a trio of featurettes.

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We’re now up to the 4th season of Squidbillies (Adult Swim, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), and I like the show no better than I did when it started. Regardless of my thoughts, it has plenty of fans who are looking forward to owning the 10 episodes contained on this discs, plus the convention panel, featurettes, and galleries.

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I don’t know what kind of elaborate magicks they’re practicing, but the folks over at Hot Toys continue to produce the absolute best 12″ collectible figures on the market, featuring exquisitely detailed and accurate costuming and downright realistic likenesses. To say that the paint work on the sculpts is perfect is an understatement. If you don’t believe me, pick up their newly-released 12″ of Chris Hemsworth as Thor ($169.99) from the fine folks at Sideshow Collectibles, and you’ll see just how perfect it is. Not only do you get a metal (and magnetized) Mjolnir, but you also get a rocky base upon which to set it, if you’d like to give your other figures the opportunity to see if they’re worthy. Bottom line? Get this figure while you still can.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Trailer Park: Sue Bourne of JIG & Robert Persons of GENERAL ORDERS NO. 9

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By Christopher Stipp

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SUE BOURNE  – INTERVIEW

jig-documentary-poster-250I know, this isn’t quite the movie you were expecting to be showcased here.

Looking at the poster, girls getting their Lord of the Riverdance on, you would probably expect to see a movie about girls fluttering about on a stage in their Shirley Temple curled hair, trying to win the affections of judges as they put on a dazzling show of fancy footwork and high stepping legs. You’d be right, to a degree, but this is a documentary I could not recommend high enough to those looking for a good antidote of the steroid-fueled antics of your local superheroes currently decimating the box office.

What I loved most about JIG is the way director Sue Bourne looks at these dancers. They’re scattered all over the world, women, girls, and boys, and it’s endlessly fascinating to see how much dedication these people pour into an activity where the only prize waiting for them to prove they’re the best in the world is a little trophy. There is no farm system for these individuals to go into, this is not a profession that will pour endorsement money into their pockets, and there certainly isn’t a life waiting for them with a skill that simply doesn’t translate to anything. However, all these dancers share passion for dancing and the sharp focus to be the best in the world. There isn’t anything they want more than to thrill an audience with their ability to choreograph something wonderful.

The film is uplifting and makes you believe in the power of a documentary that can make you feel that there is passion out there for something that genuinely lift people’s spirits. I talked with Sue Bourne about her film and the travails she went through to get it to a theater near you.

JIG is in limited release right now:

CHRISOPHER STIPP:  Hello Sue.

SUE BOURNE: Hello Christopher.  How are you?

CS:  I’m doing fine, thank you very much.  I had a chance to watch the film last weekend and adored it.

SUE BOURNE: Did you?  Good, good.

CS:  I thought it was a great, great film   I am just amazed that a movie like this finally got made ““ every St. Patrick’s Day, Trinity dancers and this kind of competition I never knew even existed and to some degree it looked like you didn’t either.

SUE BOURNE: No, I didn’t know anything about Irish dancing and then discovered than no one else had gone in to make a film and of course for a filmmaker that becomes fascinating for us to get inside.

CS:  Exactly.  And I actually saw a previous interview where you said competition films like this make great documentaries.  At what point when you were researching this did you say, you know what, this would actually be an exciting feature?

SUE BOURNE: I think when a journalist came to me and said did you know the Irish World Dancing Championships are being held in Glasgow next year.  And I said, no, I didn’t know that.  And then we started to do research and discovered that no one else had ever got in before.  And then I sent my associate producer to Philadelphia to see the Irish Dancing World Championships and she said this could make a fantastic film.  But we are going to have to work very hard to persuade them to let an outsider inside to do it.  And all these things go ding, ding, ding, as one of the lures of a movie like this is terrific because this is a national competition and you can follow people on their journey and they are all competing for a prize.  They are quite attractive for filmmakers.  It’s also the easiest to sell because they know what you’re selling.  So we fairly early on in the procedure when we said to the  commissioners and BBC that we wanted to make this film, they immediately were interested. And I said way back in the beginning that I want to make a feature film and they said why and I said because I don’t want to make a film about an Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman going to Glasgow.

That’s boring.

I want to make a film that reflects the fact that this is an international competition and that Irish dancing is happening in over 30 countries across the globe and to do that I need a feature film budget in order to do it properly.  And they bought into that. I financed it for the first 6 to 8 months while we did the research and got the access because I didn’t want to compromise how we did it and wanted to make sure we had everything in place and at the end of 8 months we got fully funded and complete access.

CS:  What’s amazing is you came out of pocket for some of this…

SUE BOURNE: That’s what I thought the budget was and realized at the beginning I had to self-fund to get the access and do the research and then later on that year we got fully funded.  So I made the sacrifice because I didn’t know if this was going to be a film but I decided it was worth the gamble because I could see the potential of it.

CS:  One thing that struck me while I watched the film was like as you said, at the end there wasn’t any huge cash prize or career beyond this competition.  If you get it, that’s great but what did you find when you asked these individuals who were dancing, what was the end game?  Was it for the love of it or was it something else?

SUE BOURNE: People ask me if I can see why people get so hooked on it and three years down the road I’m not sure I’m that much closer.

(Laughs)

It does seem to me that Irish dancing casts a spell over them.  They are hooked.  They just can’t help themselves.  They love it and they are having fun.  They have talent and they work incredibly hard.  So all those factors seem to come together.  There is no end game.  Their goal is to do their best and they have talent to be the best.  And as Loretta, the mom says, you just want to win the Irish Dancing World Championships.

That’s why you do it year after year to get the top prize even though there is no money. I think for me that was a terrific answer.  In the culture we are in that’s celebrity obsessed fame seeking, money seeking world that we now live in, here are these kids that are doing it for nothing.  In fact they are impoverishing themselves because they don’t make any money.  It’s quite a journey to go on.

CS:  It’s incredibly heartbreaking too to see literally how fast a year’s worth of training or years of training, will essentially, as it’s laid out how fast they can hit the stage and how fast it turns out they are not picked and you’re done.

SUE BOURNE: Somebody said you cast the film really well.  And I said, we did but you realize that ?? could have fallen and broken her ankle a week before the competition, so could Julia, so could John, so could Joe.  Anything could have happened to any of them.  We had no control.

We could choose the characters, we could cast it well but we had no idea what the eventual outcome would be because with so many unknowns between the practicing and the final competition, we were lucky.

CS:  Your previous work up until then, and unfortunately I am not familiar with the television series you’ve done for quite a number of years that explored social issues and what have you, did you learn anything about the documentary process by doing this documentary?

SUE BOURNE: If I were to describe myself and what I love doing is that I like to find the extraordinary and apparently ordinary and then film it in a sense that’s there’s no difference.  Again I was looking for something extraordinary in an ordinary world.  What I did learn though because I hadn’t made a 90 minute feature film for the cinema before is there is a different process in the way that you shoot it and the way you approach it and certainly the way you edit it.

And that, for me at this stage of my career was a fascinating journey to go on.  For 90 minutes I do mountains of research and am careful about choosing my characters and I only shoot the people that end up in the film.  I don’t just shoot lots of people and then dump them on the cutting room floor.  And with this film I was a bit more nervous because 90 minutes is a long time and I didn’t say anything to the dancers because the whole thing could have died before we got to the World’s.

There was one story in the end that we weren’t able to include ““ in the end it was compromising the other characters ““ it was already compromised.  We had a lot of stories to deal with and this was just one story too many.  What I learned is that making a feature film is a lot different from television.  It was a great journey.

CS:  As you were filming, could you see the narrative taking form or was that not until in the editing bay where you say, ah, here’s where we can shape it and mold it?  Was it apparent while you were shooting?

SUE BOURNE: Again, because I am a control freak, one thing you have to do when you’re filming is to absolutely guarantee that come what may you have some sort of film.  And then moving it a notch higher is a bonus but you must make sure you cover all your bases.

But I always knew while we were filming that we had a film and covered all the bases and did all the research and asked all the right questions.  So you start with no instructions about where you might be going with it in the end.  The material is telling you ““ again, it’s the process.  It’s a bit long and rambly ““ did you get that?

CS:  Absolutely.  Sometimes it’s the process itself.  It’s the process that’s as exciting as the film.  They say a movie is made three times, once when you conceptualize it, then when you shoot it, and then when you edit it.  Sometimes all three look different.

SUE BOURNE: I love the research because you dream of what’s possible.  I find filming much harder because you sometimes watch your dreams collapse.

(Laughs)

Sometimes you get lucky and get a bonus material you never imagined would turn up and you go, this is amazing!  I think in the end, it’s the editing that’s the most creative because you’ve got what you’ve got and have to turn it into something really good.

ROBERT PERSONS – INTERVIEW

general-orders-no-9-movie-posterIt’s hard to put GENERAL ORDERS NO. 9 into its proper perspective.

It’s a documentary but it’s not. It’s a mediation on the very real aspects of loss, personal loss, but it’s not exactly. This is a film that challenges you to listen to its narrator talk about the way in which Georgia has evolved as a proper state and has gone from something pastoral to something where asphalt and concrete have slowly erased the history beneath it.

Through images, poetic musings, long stretches of shots that seem to linger in your spirit, GENERAL ORDERS NO. 9 is a film that gets to your spirit if you allow it. There is a lot being said about the transitory nature  of our shared history and what it means to mediate on the nature of loss beyond the human void we feel when we lose a loved one. However, the loved one here is the literal land and the things imbued with it as progress demands evolution. It’s power is derived by the cup it presents and what of ourselves that we pour into it.

Believe me, I know it’s difficult to try and being cohesion to a movie, by definition, has no narrative structure beyond the lilting poetry that is spoken over the visual cues we’re given so it was a thrill to talk to director Robert Persons about his first feature that was in years in the making.

GENERAL ORDERS NO. 9 opens today:

CS:  First of all I have to tell you that from not hearing anything about this movie a month ago to actually seeing it last week this is probably the most evocative and resonate sounding film I’ve seen all year.

ROBERT PERSONS: That’s awesome.

CS:  It’s incredible.  Incredible.

ROBERT PERSONS: Wow.  Not everyone feels that way.  I know it’s not for some people.  Some people really connect with it.

CS:  And I think that’s the case.  And I’m, don’t want to say cynical, that’s not the case, but you see sometimes art for art’s sake and what are they really trying to do but I think the emotion, the honesty is what got me in this film.  The film seems to be a distillation of your thoughts and feelings put to film.  I’m curious to know ““ it looked like from the notes it took 10 years and 5 years to film, how did this all begin?

ROBERT PERSONS: It began with me collecting images of things that I liked.  I spent a lot of time collecting materials and these are things that I saw around me and a lot of the shots in the film were things I have seen all my life and had been thinking about my whole life and certain images started taking on a certain feel, a certain identity.  Before I even knew I had a film, or before I even had a story or a narrative or anything I was collecting all this stuff.  That period was really the longest period.  Then, over time, I started to organize the material and did not really have a good angle.  I needed to find a thread to help me through the jungle.  I found the thread when I was studying maps.  I was studying old Georgia maps and learning about how maps change over time and how some territories diminish, things are cut in half or divided  into smaller tracks.

So taking it out of geography and taking it out of political boundaries and all the historical baggage of what a map represents, I was looking at just the shapes.  And, to me, the shapes began to have an emotional resonance like they meant something.  I thought about them for a long time and eventually had this breakthrough where I thought about the story of how Georgia’s boundaries changed, etc. was analogous to a spiritual diminishment as well.  They were objective correlative for the human condition in the modern world.  So that’s what made me think I had a story and the film got started at that point.

CS:  How long you’ve known producer Phil Walker? I read that there was something he said or something you brought up that triggered something that essentially pushed this project forward.  Was there anything about that relationship that sparked the impetus to make this into a film?

ROBERT PERSONS: Really, I had the story before I met Phil and I wrote a few things in the effort to communicate the idea to other people.  So when I found Phil and started working with him, we had a script of sorts.  It wasn’t a conventional film script and we had an essay that described the tone and mood and intentions of the film.  So I shared that with him and we began to work together.  Phil was really integral in getting the film made because even though I had been filming for a while by myself when the shots became more elaborate I needed help and I needed the company.  I needed somebody to travel with me and help me with the gear and help me with the camera and he had a good amount of experience so we started to travel together and started shooting.

When the first editor we had didn’t work out I realized that Phil knew what I was going after and I hired him and it was a miracle. A miracle.

CS: On the subject of spiritual diminishment, did you think this was representative of simply Georgia or was it something more than that?

ROBERT PERSONS: I felt that the only way I could make this film was if I kept it local, very particular, but I had the hopes that it was universal. And it’s not just what I feel but what I think is true for all people. For everyone who has moved away, has moved on, has left a home town, I think that you can look beyond it just being Georgia. And I hope that’s the case because it’s something everyone can identify with.

CS: I agree. As someone who has lived most his life in the Midwest and have been transplanted to the Southwest I feel a longing all the time to be back where I grew up and spent most of my life.

ROBERT PERSONS: The film attempts to be, especially after Part 1 is over, sort of retelling history. The film attempts to be not only about changes to the land and the loss of things but of personal loss. Your parents pass away, your grandparents pass away, it’s not just about land, it’s about contending with loss in general.

CS: It’s evocative that way. The film works because of that without being preachy. It seems so personal. Do you think you got it right with balancing the poetic with the narrative elements?

ROBERT PERSONS: I feel like I did those things, yes. I’m happy with that part, yes. I found that some audiences come into it expecting to see a documentary and to understand everything that they see and, when they don’t, they feel some antagonism towards the director. But that wasn’t my goal. It was meant to be felt, to be experienced. The film is meant to be experienced.

While we got a lot of attention for the trailer, people were saying, “It looks intriguing but I don’t know what it’s about.” But I couldn’t imagine a more perfect response. I don’t want them to know what it’s about when it’s over. I want them to go home and think about it.

CS: The title of the film refers to General Lee’s letter to his troops from the civil war, it’s his goodbye essentially. There’s a callback to the past with the title so I’m wondering if the title means something about how things are never going to be the same again. Do you have hope that there could be some way to salvage the past?

ROBERT PERSONS: I don’t think anyone wants to salvage the past. I think the past is verboten, like from Nazi Germany. I think there are things from the past that are valuable but I’m not the right person to parse out what those things are but the title is his letter of surrender to his troops. I think it’s a very beautiful piece of writing that spells out the terms of surrender. And the reason I chose it as a title is because it became a metaphor for the film itself because the film, it’s biggest aspiration, is a spiritual surrender. The title is a little bit of a misdirection and a bit of abstraction but I hope the film’s title begins to refer to how people feel. But, in general, it’s a metaphor for the film itself, it’s a spiritual surrender.

THE CHINA QUESTION – DVD REVIEW

DVDB103_out_PRINT_retail.inddWhen you see a documentary about China and the manufacturing implications it’s had on the American landscape it’s not hard to feel a sense of overwhelming dread about the power they economically wield but filmmaker Brook Silva-Braga took the time to actually talk to authors and pundits and those who are actually on the ground observing what is happening to a changing landscape where dollars are losing ground to the Chinese Yuan.

The film takes not so much a sympathetic approach to presenting a story we’ve been hearing from loudmouths on the television as jobs leave our domestic shore to the shores of the Far East but an approach that supposes that maybe we haven’t heard the full story about what is happening out there in the fast changing landscape of vacillating global economies.

I was amazed by the level hand that Silva-Braga takes to show what the real effects are as it pertains to the economic superpower that is China. While he is able to show the deplorable conditions many factory workers in China have to deal with (just do a Google search for Foxconn and Apple and tell me what you find out about what’s happening to those laborers) just to make a living, they weren’t the ones who negotiated the shifting of jobs from America to over there, he is also able to easily show the effects of what happens to our own country when corporate giants make decisions based on bottom line savings and not on American pride.

This is one documentary that finally is able to show what is happening to our country as it pertains to what the real effect is of what is happening to our economy as we slide more opportunity to a country who is more than willing to work for pennies on the dollar.

About the DVD:

What does China’s rise mean for America?  Through the stories of ordinary people and analysis from the world’s leading experts including Niall Ferguson, Wu Jianmin, Orville Schell, and Susan Shirk, THE CHINA QUESTION explores the challenge America faces as China becomes the world’s second superpower.

To understand the economic, political and moral implications of China’s rise, filmmaker Brook Silva-Braga spent over a year traveling both China and America. On a thoughtful, personal journey we meet Chinese and Americans dealing with extraordinary change and reflect on the twists of fate and history that brought us here.

FEATURED INTERVIEWS:

– Niall Ferguson, renowned economic historian
– Susan Shirk, former State Department official and author of “China: Fragile Superpower”
– Orville Schell, Director of the Asia Society’s U.S.- China Center
– Barry Naughton, author of “The Chinese Economy”
– Wu Jianmin, former Chinese ambassador to U.N.
– Cui Zhiyuan, a leading member of China’s New Left
– Yasheng Huang, author of “Capitalism with Chinese Characteristics”
– Yan Xuetong, one of Foreign Policy’s “˜Top 100 Public Intellectuals’

June 23, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Jonathan Coulton 3

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In this episode, I have another chat with Troubadour 2.0 Jonathan Coulton about Giants, boats, beards, Twisted Ankle Boy, and Two-Time Sam.

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June 18, 2011

Trailer Park: THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU, MONOGAMY, WHO TOOK THE BOMP? LE TIGRE ON TOUR, SUPER 8

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By Christopher Stipp

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MONOGAMY – DVD REVIEW

monogamy_mediumColor me surprised at how much I liked this film.

At first glance you could see a movie about a photographer who takes clandestine pictures of clients who pay to be shot in the wild, an odd subset of humans who need to see what it’s like to be shown in their natural territory, as something Hitchcock would cook up when one of the clients takes it up a notch and gets a little freaky deekey, having a penchant for voyeurism.

Purposely antagonizing the guy, the sexualized client and photog share in a relationship that isn’t so much physical as it is cerebral. As, you see, the guy is getting married to Rashida Jones, a woman who is shown to be tamer than vanilla ice cream on a summer day. Both Rashida and our protagonist Theo are the quintessential couple of the 21st century: bland, common, and not very exciting. However, it’s the relationship that our camera man has with his client that shows him how much he’s missing, carnally, by being in a relationship that’s safe.

This is a movie that tests your idea of what it’s like to settle for “good enough” and what it would look like if you took that path less traveled with a partner who wanted nothing more than make you forget your troubles if for only a few minutes. The relationship, obviously, doesn’t go as planned and the fallout between fiancee and suitor isn’t very surprising. What is surprising, though, is how much this story keeps you riveted with its ideas about sexuality without ever becoming a passe exercise in been-there-done-that territory.

You absolutely need to find this film and watch how a relationship can erode in perhaps one of the most honest ways. What director Dana Adam Shapiro does well is to depict these people in a manner that is more honest than it is an exercise in seeing what would happen if two actors played the part of a couple and broke up. These feel like people you know. People you want to care about.

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Increasingly anxious about his impending marriage to Nat (Rashida Jones) and thoroughly bored with his day job as a wedding photographer, Theo (Chris Messina) establishes a hobby: he’s hired by clients to clandestinely snap voyeuristic photos of them as they go about their days. Things go smoothly until a sexy exhibitionist (Meital Dohan) leads him into an all-consuming obsession. As Theo stalks her day and night, the woman’s mysterious public trysts send him reeling, forcing him to confront uncomfortable truths about his sex life at home.

MONOGAMY is an acutely observed portrait of a relationship on the brink, a timely tale of masculinity tested by fantasy and fear of commitment.

DIRECTOR:
Dana Adam Shapiro was the co-director/producer of the 2005 Oscar-nominated documentary Murderball. His animated short My Biodegradable Heart premiered at the 2007 Tribeca Film Festival. Other projects for Shapiro include the upcoming Screen Gems movie Holler, which he wrote and will be executive produced by Jennifer Aniston. Shapiro is a former senior editor at Spin Magazine and the author of the novel The Every Boy, a New York Times Book Review Editors’ Choice that was optioned by Brad Pitt’s Plan B Entertainment. MONOGAMY is Shapiro’s first narrative feature, and is a reunion with Murderball producing partners Jeff Mandel and Randy Manis, and producer Tom Heller (Precious – Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire).

DVD Features:

Music video for “You Don’t Know (Nat’s Song)” by Rashida Jones with Bummer and Lazarus
Deleted scenes
Collection of behind the scenes footage and outtakes with the cast & crew
Feature length screenplay by Dana Adam Shapiro and Evan M. Wiener
With an excerpt from Dana Adam Shapiro’s upcoming book “You Can Be Right Or You Can Be Married” and an exclusive essay by film critic Amy Taubin

WHO TOOK THE BOMP? LE TIGRE ON TOUR – DVD REVIEW

***Meek's_RetouchRecolorThis is a great concert documentary.

I don’t say this flippantly or with any amount of hesitation because this film is something that is not only an interesting expose into a hot indie band but it’s a comprehensive look at the women behind it. It’s not just live performances, it’s commentary on the state of music circa 2004-2005. It’s not just a set list punctuated with behind the scenes fluffery, it’s an indictment of those who would dismiss this band as anything short of revolutionary.

Yes, it’s just music but this is a band who I only casually knew of prior to watching but through a mix of film grade camera work mixed in with shaky cam video that simultaneously weaves in different perspectives on the songs presented this is a concert film that needs to be seen by those who would purport to be supporters of great music. Every tune isn’t a winner but it’s the band’s infectious energy and, at times, anger that makes you believe that Riot Grrrl power is still in effect and it’s coming through your ears with hard and fast guitars with an 80’s back beat.

The band’s leader, Kathleen Hanna, is the general in charge and after a successful run in Bikini Kill from the 90’s you can see echoes of that in their lyrics and stage presence. What could have been dismissed as a band just enjoying the success of independent adoration Le Tigre is a full throttle experience that I would not have otherwise known was such a thrill to watch if I didn’t see this. To hear Hanna belt out a song on a disc is one thing but to see her whip an audience into a frenzy is something you wouldn’t catch most navel gazing “alt-rock” bands doing nowadays.

There is a time and place for everything, to be sure, but there is a place to rock out and the stage is where it’s at. WHO TOOK THE BOMP? is a wonderful exploration into the ways that our past shape our present and how art can be made from the experiences we’ve had and that need an audience to see it. It’s heartbreaking, hilarious, insightful, biting, but, best of all, it’s a concert film that wants you to move and groove. I went from casual fan to full-on disciple in a matter of minutes as you realize that there are bands out in the wild who really do want to do more than craft interesting melodies, there are bands that make you want to r-r-rock.

And, if you’re still on the fence about wondering whether to check it out, peep this clip from the film.

SYNOPSIS

WHO TOOK THE BOMP? LE TIGRE ON TOUR follows iconic feminist electronic band Le Tigre on their 2004-2005 international tour across four continents and through ten countries. Supported by a community of devoted fans and led by outspoken Riot Grrrl pioneer Kathleen Hanna (Bikini Kill), Le Tigre confronts sexism and homophobia in the music industry while tearing up the stage via performance art poetics, no-holds-barred lyrics, punk rock ethos, and whip-smart wit in this edgy and entertaining documentary. Directed by Kerthy Fix (STRANGE POWERS: STEPHIN MERRITT AND THE MAGNETIC FIELDS), WHO TOOK THE BOMP? LE TIGRE ON TOUR features never before seen live performances, archival interviews, and revealing backstage footage with these trail-blazing artists.

DVD Features:

Video commentary with Le Tigre about the film (2009)
Rare performances from the tour: “After Dark,” “What’s Yr Take on Cassavetes,” “Mediocrity Rules,” “Nanny Nanny Boo Boo,” “Seconds,” “Well, Well, Well,” and “Punker Plus”
Outtakes with Johanna and JD
Live show in Vienna, Austria (2002)
Rattina the puppet interviews the band at Ladyfest (2001)
With an exclusive essay by filmmaker Matt Wolf (Wild Combination: A Portrait of Arthur Russell)

THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU – CONTEST

adjustment_bureau_dvdI didn’t get a chance to see this in the theaters when it came out and I am looking forward to being able to do so when this comes out this Tuesday, June 21st. The film garnered a more than healthy score on Rotten Tomatoes but this was a film that seemed to come and go before anyone had a chance to really enjoy what it was selling, to follow-up on the number of people who said, “It’s really good.” People I knew who really responded to it talked about the questions it raised and the way the story played out. I’m glad I don’t have to wait much longer to see what the buzz was about and hopefully this film gets a second chance on the home video market.

To that end I am giving away five copies of The Adjustment Bureau to those who can tell me who wrote the short story this movie is based on and can send a note to Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com. Good luck and hopefully you’re one of the chosen few.

About the DVD:

Academy Award® Winner Matt Damon and Golden Globe® Winner Emily Blunt Star in the Heart-Pounding Action Thriller THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU

Available on Blu-rayâ„¢ Hi-Def Combo Pack and DVD on June 21, 2011

From Universal Studios Home Entertainment

Universal City, California, April 19, 2011 – A rising politician finds himself caught up in a pulse-pounding, mind-bending conspiracy in The Adjustment Bureau, the acclaimed film coming to Blu-rayTM Combo Pack and DVD on June 21, 2011 from Universal Studios Home Entertainment. Academy Award® winner Matt Damon (the Bourne series, True Grit) and Golden Globe® winner Emily Blunt (The Devil Wears Prada, The Wolfman) are the star-crossed lovers chased by mysterious forces that threaten to destroy their futures unless they abandon one another. Deleted and extended scenes, filmmaker commentary and exclusive bonus features offer behind-the-scenes looks at the making of the film. Plus, for a limited time only, the Blu-rayâ„¢ Combo Pack of The Adjustment Bureau includes a downloadable digital copy of the film that can be viewed anytime, anywhere, on an array of digital devices.

Written for the screen by George Nolfi (Ocean’s 12, The Bourne Ultimatum) who also makes his directorial debut, The Adjustment Bureau is based on the short story “Adjustment Team,” by visionary writer Philip K. Dick (Total Recall, Minority Report, Blade Runner). The Adjustment Bureau also stars Anthony Mackie (The Hurt Locker, Eagle Eye), John Slattery (“Mad Men,” Iron Man 2), Michael Kelly (Changeling, Dawn of the Dead) and Terence Stamp (Wanted, Valkyrie).

BONUS FEATURES AVAILABLE ON BOTH DVD AND BLU-RAYâ„¢ COMBO PACK:

DELETED AND EXTENDED SCENES
LEAPING THROUGH NEW YORK ““ An inside look at how the production team filmed David Norris’ (Matt Damon) race to the courthouse, featuring interviews with Damon, director George Nolfi, special effects coordinator Mark Russell and producers Michael Hackett and Chris Moore.
DESTINED TO BE ““ The Adjustment Bureau provided Matt Damon with his first opportunity to play a true romantic lead in a feature film. Co-star Emily Blunt, director George Nolfi and Damon himself reflect on this new role for the star and the relationship between David Norris and Blunt’s character, Elise Sellas.
BECOMING ELISE ““ A look at Emily Blunt’s dance training for the role of Elise. Blunt, Matt Damon, George Nolfi and Blunt’s dance choreographer discuss her transformation from slender actress to well-muscled athlete.
FEATURE COMMENTARY WITH WRITER AND DIRECTOR GEORGE NOLFI

SYNOPSIS

On the brink of winning a U.S. Senate seat, charismatic politician David Norris (Matt Damon) meets Elise Sellas (Emily Blunt), a woman unlike any he’s ever known. As he realizes he’s falling madly in love with the beautiful, contemporary ballet dancer, strangers conspire to keep the two apart. David learns he is up against the men of the Adjustment Bureau, who will do everything in their considerable power to prevent the pair from spending the rest of their lives together. In the face of overwhelming odds, he must decide whether to accept his predetermined path and let her go”¦or defy Fate and risk everything to be with the woman he loves.

Super 8 Hugs and Shrugs By Ray Schillaci

super-8-posterBefore I even get started, I already know the argument that will be placed before me from the emotionally charged set”“ if you think you can do any better, show us. Of course, that is not a requirement on my part. I’m the one going in, like everybody else, paying my hard earned money, hoping to be entertained. Did J.J., Spielberg and company do it? In a way yes, the talent achieved that task. Did they deliver an original piece of entertainment that will rock cinema history or remain in our minds for years to come? In a way no, at least not in the minds of the audience that has already been initiated to the wonders Spielberg thirty year ago.

“Super 8” reeks of the sweet nostalgia of great movies that have gone by. That is not a bad thing especially when we are taking it all in with an absolute winning performance by Elle Fanning. The first half of the film is mired in a combination of reminiscent shots from other greater Spielberg movies that were far more original in their day; Close Encounters, E.T., Jurassic Park and yes, even Goonies (the last being directed by Richard Donner ““ having all the earmarks of a Spielberg directed film).

Where J.J. Abrams trips up is somewhere in the middle of all the action, when the film shifts from coming-of-age to monster movie. It’s not without its fun, but it’s a little schizophrenic and the big pay off feels quite small compared to the well developed buildup. Director Abrams has proved to be a wonderful storyteller with LOST and Star Trek, but he appears to be weighed down in the shadow of a fabulous mentor that does not do him any favors.

The story starts off with a beautiful and touching homage to those wonderful, innocent days of super 8 filmmaking. Boys are wrapped up in telling their stories to the best of their abilities with their favorite subjects (monsters, zombies, etc.) with their less than shoestring budgets. This is also a great way to meet girls and Elle Fanning as Alice Dainard is the object of affection and she provides all the magic to break our hearts.

Eventually, there is the all too publicized train wreck that the kids witness and a bizarre chain of events ensue. Don’t get me wrong, the train wreck is a breathtaking spectacle; a worthy footnote in disaster film history. But the drama that ensues is more weaving a story that does not matter as much as what has already been set up.

The story from there feels more stitched together for momentous sequences rather than the simple tale it could have been. It reminds me of Spielberg taking his wonderful classic, “Close Encounters” and monkeying with it after the release; providing two other versions that had all the David Lean, Cecil B. DeMille like spectacle, but lost the personal vision originally intended. All the Spielberg trademarks are here; children appearing to have it more together than the adults, covert government activity, a hapless hero searching for answers and great action set pieces. Even specific shots are mimicked from earlier Spielberg films. Bicycles, flashlights and arguing kids will bring to mind many of the producer/director’s films of the past.

There are wonderfully directed scenes that tug at our hearts and make us laugh. But there are also scenes that actually have made audiences speak out loud and state, “Oh, just like E.T.” or “Didn’t I see that bus scene in Jurassic Park?” I think it was actually “The Lost World: Jurassic Park”. It’s those particular moments that take us out of the magic of “Super 8” and that’s a shame. The trailers also do not do justice to the film, giving it a false sense of what it is truly about and if I am not mistaken, there are moments in the trailers that are not in the film.

Audiences will embrace J.J. Abrams new opus for good reason, it brings back a nostalgic sense of entertainment and that is a good thing. But, like having Chinese food, one will be hungry an hour later. It is not a movie that knocks our socks off or demands repeatable viewings like earlier Spielberg classics.

Is it unfair to compare “Super 8” to those other films we have such fond memories of? In a way yes, when the amount of talent is compiled and a media blitz touts that we are about to witness something amazing. After all, this is the cinematic birth of Steven Spielberg and J.J. Abrams. It’s a well developed child, but with no special abilities.

June 16, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & DC Pierson 3

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with 1/3 of the comedy troupe Derrick, writer and actor DC Pierson, about cosies, murder, bubblegum, golden pools, and digital spoons.

Be sure to visit his official site at www.DCPierson.com.

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Jane Goldman

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I chat with screenwriter Jane Goldman about adaptations, childhood trauma, birthing music, butterbeer, and Lionel Richie.

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FREDagator: 2011-06-16

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Happy birthday, Harry…

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June 15, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-06-15

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A clutch of brief videos featuring John Hodgman & Jonathan Coulton promoting the paperback release of Hodgman’s The Areas Of My Expertise…

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June 10, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-06-10

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Shall we take a musical journey through the history of Doctor Who? Let’s start off with the 1st Doctor, William Hartnell…

The 2nd Doctor, Patrick Troughton…

The 3rd Doctor, Jon Pertwee…

The 4th Doctor, Tom Baker…

The 5th Doctor, Peter Davison…

The 6th Doctor, Colin Baker…

The 7th Doctor, Sylvester McCoy…

The 8th Doctor, Paul McGann…

The 9th Doctor, Christopher Eccleston…

The 10th Doctor, David Tennant…

The Master…

And one last look at The 1st Doctor…

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Weekend Shopping Guide 6/10/11: Hooray For Captain Spaulding

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

While it’s not the much-desired fully-restored Blu-Ray editions fans have been clamoring for, Universal has released the original (best) Marx Brothers films as individual DVDs of The Cocoanuts, Duck Soup, Animal Crackers, Monkey Business, and Horsefeathers (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP each) outside of the box set they were originally released in way back in 2004. So if you want to be able to watch them while we’re all waiting for the films to be treated to a loving restoration, go ahead and pick ’em up.

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Who doesn’t want to snuggle with a soft and fluffy blob of sentient fat? Well, if you’re a Doctor Who fan, you can do just that with the Adipose Plush Toy ($19.99), a stuffed version of the cute creatures from the beginning of the 4th season of Nu-Who.

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Though I always get it confused in my head with The Wind And The Lion, I’ve always had a fondness for Jon Huston’s ingratiatingly epic adaptation of Rudyard Kipling’s The Man Who Would Be King (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$25.99 SRP), which makes its high definition debut in stunning fashion, with beautiful video quality. It’s worth watching just for the interplay between stars Michael Caine, Sean Connery, and Christopher Plummer. Sadly, bonus materials are limited to a vintage featurette and the theatrical trailer, but it’s nice to have the film on Blu-Ray, regardless.

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Like Sgt. Bilko and The Simpsons, the late comedian Bill Hicks is far more revered in the UK than he ever was in the US, and it’s with that reverence that the wish-it-was-better-done documentary American: The Bill Hicks Story (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), whose largely superficial fawning doesn’t quite capture who Bill was and why he was the way he was. At least the extensive bonus materials, including rare footage and performances, makes the set a must-have.

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Everyone breaks down in the third season of Breaking Bad (Sony, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.95 SRP), as Bryan Cranston’s Walt faces a difficult decision while dealing with a broken marriage, a dangerously reckless partner, and a price on his head. Bonus materials include a trio of uncensored episodes, audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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Warners queues up another sterling high definition catalogue restoration with The Outlaw Josey Wales (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP), starring Clint Eastwood as the titular gunslinger on the lam after avenging his family’s brutal murder. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a trio of featurettes – 1 new and 2 vintage.

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The great David Attenborough narrates another must-see nature documentary from the BBC, as their far-ranging cameras descend upon Madagascar (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) for a 3-part exploration of the bizarre wildlife. Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes, one of which contains lemurs.

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Another month, another massive dip into the catalogue for MGM, as they deliver a new batch titles in high definition for the first time – Martin Scorsese’s New York, New York (MGM, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), Angelina Jolie & Antonio Banderas in Original Sin (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), Mario Van Peebles in the western Posse (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), Gary Cooper & Burt Lancaster in Vera Cruz (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), the Quaid brothers in the Jesse James film The Long Riders (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), the hippy musical Hair (MGM, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), the Aussie drag classic The Adventures Of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), and Frank Oz’s wonderful Death At A Funeral (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP). Most of the discs, such as New York, New York and Death At A Funeral, sport audio commentaries, featurettes, and more.

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I have to be honest with you – I’m not of the generation that became enamored with the man-child comedy stylings of Adam Sandler. That means I’m not the intended audience who will delight in the high-definition release Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP each). While both discs feature deleted scenes and outtakes, only Billy Madison sports a commentary.

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Re-create your own NBC Mystery Movie Night with the complete 3rd season of McMillan & Wife (VEI, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), featuring the sleuthing duo of Rock Hudson and Susan St. James. The 3-disc set contains the season’s four 90-minute and two 60-minute episodes.

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The Warner Archive Collection dips back into the TV pool and pulls up another pair of releases that might not otherwise see the light of day – Part 1 of the first season of the classic 60’s procedural The FBI (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.95) and the complete second season of the much more recent cop drama Southland (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.95).

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Warners has been releasing more and more of their obscure catalogue titles through the MOD Warner Archive, which is why it was a pleasant surprise to see 1933’s Night Flight (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) out on regular DVD. The film stars John & Lionel Barrymore, Clark Gable, Helen Hayes, Robert Montgomery, and Myrna Loy in an adventure about a fateful journey to deliver much-needed medicine via biplane. Yup. Bonus features include a vintage short and cartoon.

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Of all the recent original animated movies to come out of Warners DC Universe imprint, the one of actually enjoyed and didn’t cringe at is the one starring ol’ Hal Jordan himself, Green Lantern: Emerald Knights (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP), which features a bang-up action arc starring the entire Green Lantern Corps and their most memorable adventures. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, a pair of bonus cartoons, and a sneak peek at Batman: Year One.

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The beginning of the 3rd season of Leverage (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) finds the leader of our elite gang of thieves, Timothy Hutton’s Nate Ford, behind bars, and the team scheming to break him out. The 4-disc set contains all 16 episodes, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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Oh, James Cameron. I know you only produced Sanctum (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP), but your fingerprints are all over it. From the slight only-exists-to-provide-the-most-basic-skeleton-for-action story & characters to the excessive lingering shots that are only there to make the original 3-D theatrical experience a visual curiosity, it’s not much of a movie. Still, if you want to see a bunch of divers trying to escape from an underwater cave system, this is the film for you. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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Or you could spend this weekend plowing through Burn Notice: Season 4 (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) or White Collar: Season 2 (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$ SRP). Both sport audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and a clutch of featurettes.

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If you’re sports-inclined, HBO has a pair of Blu-Ray releases that will delight Baseball fans – The documentary series When It Was A Game (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) and the Mantle/Maris dramatizatzation produced by Billy Crystal, 61* (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$14.98 SRP). The latter features an audio commentary and featurettes.

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I’m not a fan, but those who are will probably snap up the remastered 30th anniversary edition of the AC/DC: Let There Be Rock concert film (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$44.98 SRP). The box set also contains a 32-page book, a guitar pick, and 10 collector cards.

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Animation fans are well aware of the pin-up sketches of women drawn by the legendary Disney animator Fred Moore – what came to be known as Fred Moore Girls. Well, the fine folks at Electric Tiki and Sideshow have taken one of the most iconic of these sketches and translated it into a 3-dimentionsal Fred Moore Girl maquette ($124.99), and the result is breathtaking – in more that one way. There are three separate editions, with the blonde “Vanilla” sitting at 500 pieces, the raven-haired “Licorice” at 350, and the ginger “Cinnamon” at only 50 pieces total. Get yours while you can.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Trailer Park: THE KIDS IN THE HALL: THE COMPLETE SERIES, SUPER 8, SUBMARINE

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By Christopher Stipp

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THE KIDS IN THE HALL: THE COMPLETE SERIES – DVD REVIEW

kidsOver the course of a couple of weeks I made it my mission to go through the entire Kids In The Hall series in this slimmer version of the series that was recently released a few years ago. It’s been a while since I sat down with the modern progenitors of sketch comedy. Yeah, Monty Python blah blah blah I’ve heard it before and I am in complete agreement.

However, if Monty Python was the pater noster of this religion of sharp and incisive comedy then it was the Kids In The Hall who were born of that great legacy and thrust it into a modern sensibility. Through the use of basic comedic setups on sound stages that looked like anything else you could have seen on SCTV or SNL the KITH brought an intelligence, not necessarily lacking in either formerly mentioned shows but it was just these five guys and their minds that helped guide this show into stratospheric heights.

It could have gone either way but the funny clicked with the audience that was not only operating on their same beta wave but were hardcore enough to support a show that would have blown up the Internet with their fandom if the Internets were as robust as they are today. Alas, all this was, perish the thought, more than two decades ago but this series is, without question, worth your money. It is actually CHEAPER to buy now, along with getting their new miniseries, Death Comes To Town, that the Kids made last year, than it was when you had to buy each season separately. It’s the one DVD purchase that you must make this month if you’re any kind of fan.

I actually have to admit that even though I received a review copy I bought a copy on Amazon just because it was important to support the one program I could watch again and again on reruns for as long as they would run for there are no clunkers here. Not one episode falls flat or is unworthy, certainly you could point out dozens upon dozens of television series that had a rough patch or a bad season even, of your attention but I understand I am coming at this as a decades long fan. However, those of us who discovered them at the turn of the 90’s and then lived with the reruns through that decade would be hard pressed to say what kind of impact this troupe had on our collective comedic conscious.

Watching the seasons from one to five you can see the sharpness of the KITH get tighter and tighter. If you were a fan of the E-E-E-E-Eradicator or were more of the D0-Re-Mi sketch (that one kind of encapsulates what they were going after) kind of enthusiast there are more than a few nuggets that will cause flashbacks to a more creative time in sketch comedy. The reason why the Kids in the Hall still endure as a troupe worth classifying as legendary is because they played with the medium. They subverted your expecations (who here was stuptifyed by Sausages? I’m still analyzing that one decades later) but they, more importantly, delivered with every single episode. Not only is it worth the price because it’s cheaper than buying all five volumes of the previously released version of this series but you also get the Kids’ newest offering: the Death Comes to Town miniseries.

This isn’t a recommended buy, it’s a MUST buy.

More details about the DVD:

FROM THE INFAMOUS CHICKEN LADY TO CROSS-DRESSING LUNACY , CANADA ‘S MOST IRREVERENT (AND BEST-SELLING) COMIC PRODIGIES RETURN WITH 50% LESS PACKAGING, BUT 100% OF THE LAUGHS!

For five groundbreaking seasons, Canadian-bred comic prodigies THE KIDS IN THE HALL stretched sketch comedy to its ultimate limits with hilariously off-the-wall results. With a cast of comic creations only the brilliant– or truly twisted — could imagine, THE KIDS IN THE HALL: THE COMPLETE SERIES MEGASET presents the Kids’ nearly 800 sketches from every single episode of each season in this stunning 22-disc set with 50% less packaging, but 100% of the laughs!

From the infamous Chicken Lady and Crushing Your Head to Buddy Cole and the romantically challenged Cabbage Head, these pioneering, edgy, and ever-charming comedians always managed to land on the stranger side of funny–and look good in floral dresses while doing it.  This best-selling MegaSet, now refreshed with new eye-catching art in a slim, shelf space saving package, includes all five of the groundbreaking, Emmy®-nominated series, plus two bonus discs featuring the new IFC 8-part mini-series “Death Comes to Town.”

Run Time: 42 h, 5 mins. + extras
Format: DVD/22 Discs

About DEATH COMES TO TOWN:

THE BEST-SELLING COMEDY TROUPE RETURNS TO THE SMALL SCREEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE ’90S WITH THIS NEW, HILARIOUS MINI-SERIES

For those died-in-the-wool-dress KiTH fans, this May, A&E will release THE KIDS IN THE HALL: DEATH COMES TO TOWN a must-own, all-new 8-episode comedy series that originally ran on IFC in 2010.  It will be available individually, as a 2-DVD set,  as well as part of the KiTH MegaSet.

When Death gets off the Greyhound bus in small town Shuckton , Ontario , everyone in town is implicated when one of its most distinguished citizens is found murdered. As a suspect is arrested and the trial plays out, the entire town is affected and its dark secrets are unraveled and exposed.  Featuring the Kids playing all the characters, this uproarious mini-series showcases Canada ‘s most irreverent exports in a must-see production that marks the return of the audacious comedy troupe to U.S. television for the first time since their cult series ended in the mid-1990s.  Extras include audio commentaries with Dave Foley and Bruce McCulloch; deleted and extended scenes and bloopers.

SUBMARINE/SUPER 8 – REVIEW

submarine-500In the battle for stories that deal with coming-of-age issues it’s hard to believe that a tale about a young man who is very tough to love would win out over a film that depends on tapping into the halcyon days of Gen X’ers would be the last man standing.

Truth of the matter is that the latest from director/writer Richard Ayoade trumps fanboy wunderkind J.J. Abrams’ attempt to mine the countless childhood memories of those who remember being personally affected by the tender relationship between a boy and his alien who just couldn’t stop eating Reese’s Pieces in ways that put the blockbuster in the making to shame. Shame being, you understand, that Abrams’ story about a pack of kids who inadvertently stumble upon a train crash that is more than just a crash just rings hollow.

When we meet our main protagonist in Super 8, played by Joel Courtney who does all he can with the character he’s inhabiting and is easily believable as a good-hearted young man, he’s reeling over the death of his mother. This presentation of information at the very outset of the film should propel us forward in feeling a connection to the kid but this is where Abrams fails to create an emotional spark and, really, this is an issue that plagues the rest of the film. Like primitive man trying to knock two rocks together to create a spark, you simply have a film that is invested more in making us aware that this movie is happening in 1979 than it is with stoking the fire of some obvious kindle that sits before us throughout the entire film. We are exposed to some tired tropes of the father who doesn’t understand his son after losing his wife, and is emotionally adrift, a father who can’t be bothered to get off the sauce and raise his daughter the way she ought to be, and a pack of friends who have to come together to overcome an obstacle in a way that they only can, and Abrams does nothing with the two former elements and only shows up to blow out the latter. The problem, you see, isn’t that this is a bad movie but it’s a movie that’s just good enough. Good enough to see at full price and good enough to take the kids to but there’s not much else to say about it.

There are moments of great camaraderie between our pack of friends, the movie calling back to the days when you could spend a whole film with a bunch of pre-teens and have it be completely exciting, and Elle Fanning as Alice is a delightful surprise in the way she just lights up the screen with her youthful exuberance, but that’s about it. Abrams wants to spend the rest of his time, it seems, reminding us that this movie really is happening in 1979. With a fetish for detail not seen since Wes Anderson, Abrams fills more than a few scenes with unnatural quantities of period bric-a-brac to the point of distraction. Case in point, at one point in the film the town sheriff comments to a gas attendant who is listening to authentic music from 1979 on a first generation Walkman that portable music is a harbinger of bad things to come it not only feels inauthentic but it’s disingenuous pandering. As well, Abrams’ copious use of lens flares is a signature style that now is becoming a trademark that is growing as tired as John Woo’s doves. I need to be submerged into your world, not reminded that you’re behind the curtain pulling the levers every ten to fifteen minutes.

super-8-posterAbrams, ostensibly, smarter than this but who’s to say he is after listening to a script that is filled with enough cliched situations and over-the-top melodrama you wonder who this movie really is aimed at. Certainly not anyone with the kind of taste who can see through the veiled notion that there is anything of note to keep secret, because there isn’t and honestly it’s like Godzilla circa 1998 all over again with the film’s insistence to keep you from seeing the alien in question, as the movie’s ultimate denouement is both facile, disappointing, and aggravating. It’s maddening to try and make sense of what’s really at fault in this picture because, at its core, it’s a fun film. It’s just not the steely guarded fairytale the movie’s marketing would have you believe.

If you’re needing a real catharsis I would recommend Richard Ayoade’s tale of a borderline unlikable protagonist Oliver Tate, played by the excellent Craig Roberts, in Submarine. The story about a young man’s quest for female love and attempting to keep the fire alive between his mother and father. Again, just like Super 8, there are conventions we’ve seen before and this film would be in serious jeopardy of simply being a movie you would see once and forget but Ayoade’s confidence as a filmmaker makes this movie hum with the electricity of true love. Love that is in every way silly, pathetic, sad, hopeful, and every other adjective you would associate with young people trying to make a go of things when there are competing interests.

Tate’s love interest, Jordana, is a surly kind of woman who you wouldn’t think would be the object of desire for a boy like Tate but the story’s strength comes from the way it positions the relationship as something that Tate needs while Jordana is a woman who could leave it at any moment. You have moments where you think that the two are coming together on common ground only to pull apart in a constant battle between what is a normal human relationship and an immature coming together that is bound to end badly for both. Lucky for us, we’re able to see both and witness Ayoade’s deft ability to also incorporate a story of the relationship between Oliver’s parents and make that simply heartbreaking and hilarious at the same time. Both Sally Hawkins and Noah Taylor are wonderfully cast as the adults who are trying to help their son through his adolescence while also trying to figure out whether they would better be served to leave their married lives behind them.

To talk about the amusing nuances of how Ayoade makes this film compelling is to really spoil the secret sauce of a director who wants, and succeeds, in fashioning a world that feels torn out of Wes Anderson’s oeuvre but doesn’t ever feel stolen. If Anderson and Mike Leigh ever had a cinematic love child this movie would be the result. It’s heartbreaking to see a kid go through the growing pains of a young boy becoming a man but usually where there’s a buffer between observer and subject Submarine pulls you into its well crafted world and generates real emotionality.

Even though the story of how boy meets girl and how boy loses girl is something we’ve seen before there hasn’t been a more compelling reason to give it another look than Submarine. Through the use of effective musical direction as well as a color pallate that evokes something more akin to to sadness than it does the young blossoms of blooming love there hasn’t been a love story this good since Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.

For more with Richard Ayoade here’s a link to a recent interview he gave to some journalists regarding the film.

June 9, 2011

Party Favors: The Future’s So Bright

Filed under: Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:42 pm

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SUN CITY – What are you going to when it comes time to retire? Do you really have enough money saved up to last you for the rest of your life? Can you hold out till Willard Scott puts you on the Smuckers jar and wishes you a happy 100th? Will you really be enjoying the good life with round the clock sponge baths from young orderlies? Have you done the math to figure out how much it’ll cost for a day at a retirement community in 20 years? Can your 401K hold out?

Odds are the answer is a resounding, “Maybe?”

The golden years require platinum reserves. With talk that Medicare is about to be destroyed, your budget for health insurance is about to go completely out of control. When is the last time Blue Cross hyped individual policies for people hitting 90? Even the most frugal of senior citizens won’t be prepared for that cost.

The Party Favors futurists have seen the two great alternatives that will allow you to go back to sleep without fearing the incoming bills when you’re too old to keep your job at the UPS night shift chucking boxes. One is a longshot salvation while the second is a sure thing.

The longshot is easy: Win the Megabucks or Powerball. Or win the MegaballPowerbucks. The odds are completely against you pulling this off before your funeral. We’re all dreamers, but maybe it’s time you review the sure thing.

Why not retire to prison?

Shocking? What’s wrong with spending your golden years in the big house? You’re assured a bed, three square meals a day and complete medical by simply being an incarcerated felon. You make new friends and enjoy recreational activities in the yard. Isn’t that what a retirement community promises? Except there’s no sticker shock. You don’t have to worry about how much anything costs. You don’t have to be anxious about drowning your loved ones with a massive bill that sends them to bankruptcy court. You can enjoy living behind bars without a care.

Senior citizens going to prison is already tending. Each day the newspaper lists another major crime committed by a formerly clean-living grandma and grandpa. Recently a 71 years old Walmart Greeter robbed his store after his shift was over. He fired off his gun into the wall. The cops caught him without an issues. When the judge asked why he had to fire off a weapon, the old guy declared he wasn’t going to settle for a suspended sentence. He wanted his mandatory time for an armed robbery. He wasn’t going to get plea bargained out of his life sentence. He wanted the dream retirement package.

The rooms are rather on the small side and semi-private. However if you make enough of a fuss, you’ll get the solitary accommodation. Elders might fear being forced to room with the various factions as seen on Oz. But as more senior citizens are processed for hard time, they’ll become the biggest gang in cellblock. Nobody will mess with the AARP Mofos. By having fellow elderly inmates, they’ll be able to keep from being a model prisoner for the parole board to spring. These formally sweet old people can get in a little fight now to build up demerits. They will always remember to tell the parole board that they’re ready to commit some more crime. Prison has made them embrace the thug life. Once they admit to regretting trespasses against society; they’ll be paying for medical care. They’d be going from an outlaw to a victim with only one co-pay.

Of course the big fear is being sodomized in the shower. Old people aren’t quite the fresh fish that get passed around in the joint like a pack of Lucky Strikes. The odds are the same that after taking nightly tranquilizers, they’ll be molested by the retirement home orderly. But the difference is they won’t be paying to have their private parts violated. On the plus side, it’s human contact and a great way to make new friends.

Prison will also bring together relatives. Think how excited grandkids will get when they know they’ll be visiting the big house to see big daddy? No more fears about the darlings getting them sick thanks to the visitation glass. They’ll be proud to wear a “My Grandfather is a Trustee at Central Prison” t-shirt.

The good thought is that they’re never too old to embrace a life of crime. Nobody passes on your resume in the midst of a felony. The next time you read about a grandmother busted for selling crack or a grandfather robbing bank, you won’t be asking why. You’ll be jealous knowing that they’ll be enjoying their golden years without burden while your stuck paying the monthly bills.

OH ICE

Is that really Ice Cube pushing Coors Light? Has he really gone that low to pander for the lamest of the lame? He’s one pitch away from being the face of Saltines, Depends and Summer’s Eve.

How dare Ice Cube turn his back on St. Ides Malt liquor.

He promised me that St. Ides makes my girl get in the mood quicker and makes my jimmy thicker. What could be a better reason to drink up? Now he’s pitching Coors Light so that I can spend most of my time at the urinal. How dare he betray the St. Ides for a corporate devil.

Somebody needs to pour a 40 of St. Ides in memory of Ice Cube’s balls.

CORMAN’S CORNER

Roger Corman’s Cult Classics Triple Feature – The Women In Cages Collection is a threesome of sweaty prison action from the Philippines.The Big Bird Cage, The Big Doll House and Women in Cages give an uncensored looks as to what goes on inside tropical hellholes where women prisoners disappear. All three films star Pam Grier in various roles. The Big Bird Cage let Pam play a revolutionary seeking to overthrow the local tyrants. She and Sid Haig (The Devil’s Own) get in trouble when an assassination goes wrong. Former Price Is Right Barker Beauty Anitra Ford is sent to prison on a bogus charge. She hopes to charm her way out. But can she escape the Big Bird Cage? It’s a giant machine made for tearing apart the sugar cane and a prisoner or two. The Big Doll House makes Grier one of the girls trapped inside the prison. They want to break out and need Sid Haig’s help. Women in Cages makes Grier a sadistic guard. She’s ready to take her pleasure in the fresh meat. The big bonus feature is “From Manila With Love.” This nearly hour long documentary deals with Corman and crews adventures in the jungle. For fans of the Women Prison genre, this collection must be on the shelf. The new transfers bring out the moisture on the actresses before the group shower scenes. The Blu-ray of this triple feature will be out on August 23. Can you sweat it out? Take note that these three prisons are not recommended for alternate retirement plans.

DVD SHELF

Gordon’s War / Off Limits are two tales dealing with the Vietnam War. Gordon’s War is from the ’70s Black action era. Paul Winfield (The Terminator) returns to Harlem after serving as a Green Beret in Vietnam. While he was defending his country, his sister overdosed on drugs. He wants to make a difference by putting together a crack unit to take out the pimps and pushers. Can his plan of attack work? Ossie Davis directed the action with the same eye he brought to Cotton Comes to Harlem. Off Limits is about having one of the worst crime beats for undercover cops. Willem Dafoe (Platoon) and Gregory Hines (Cotton Club) investigate the murder of a prostitute in Saigon, Vietnam at the height of the war. They quickly learn that nobody really wants this case solved. There are too many suspects in a environment where being a heartless sadist is seen as a positive trait. Director Christopher Crowe had helmed a Miami Vice episode and uses the moist Bangkok location to his advantage. There’s a glow to the blue light districts. Dafoe and Hines work well as partners. Both films have commentary tracks. Tony King and cinematographer Victor J. Kemper discuss Gordon’s War. Crowe and Dafoe remember Hines’ work on Off Limits. A fine double feature of action from both sides of the world.

Rio Conchos / Take A Hard Ride is a double feature that takes football great Jim Brown (The Dirty Dozen) to the wild West. Rio Conchos stars Richard Boone (Paladin) going after the Apaches for killing his family. He gets into trouble when he steals a repeating rifle from the army. His only chance of avoiding prison is to lead a small group into Mexico on a mission. Brown is one of his men. This was his first movie gig that wasn’t shot by NFL films. Take A Hard Ride reunites the cast of the Black action classic Three the Hard Way for a true Spaghetti Western. Brown (Slaughter) is the badass, Fred Williamson (Hammer) is the sophisticated gambler and Jim Kelly (Black Belt Jones) is a kung fu indian. The trio are joined by bounty hunter Lee Van Cleef (The Good, The Bad and The Ugly) on a gold oriented adventure. This is a cross genre film that works. The guys get to play themselves in cowboy and indian form. Watch this with a bottle of St. Ides!

Giant Robot Action Pack: Robot Wars / Crash and Burn is a double feature of two Full Moons’ early hits. Charles Band scored a hit with Robot Jox during the Robo Tech era. Naturally he was eager to follow it up with more big robot low budget films that would score. Crash and Burn was originally released in parts of Europe as Robot Jox 2 even though it’s not a sequel. This was the first film role for Megan Ward. She was interviewed in the Party Favors for the Dark Skies boxset. She works at a TV station in a post-apocalyptic wilderness. Things get ugly when a synthetic robot goes wild in the station. Will Ward survive with the help of Paul Ganus? Robot Wars was also marketed as part of Robot Jox, but has nothing in common with the previous film. This one involves massive robots beating each other senseless. It’s got future plastic surgery disaster Lisa Rinna with natural lips. The double feature paved the way for so many of the low budget movies that now dominate SyFy at night.

Spider-Woman: Agent of S.W.O.R.D. was one of the first motion comics animated by Marvel Knights. The frames come alive. They didn’t animate the lips this time so it’s more about bringing the pages alive. The DVD covers the short comic series created by Michael Bendis and Alex Maleev. They have taken the Spider-Woman character and made her member of S.W.O.R.D. She’s out to expose Skrull agents disguised as fellow superheroes. She has to take down one that’s posing as Spider-Man. The best way to destroy the impostor would be to cast him in the Broadway Musical. The guy would be dead before the first matinee. There’s more nonsense with S.H.I.E.L.D. They are the jerks of comic books. Nicolette Reed’s voicing of Spider-Woman makes up for the lack of lip movement. This is much better than merely reading the comics since I don’t smudge the pages.

Transformers: Beast Wars – Season 1 truly transformed the toy-based TV series for a new generation. Instead of a traditional animated show about alien robots that transformed into cars, Beast Wars went completely CGI. The guys behind ReBoot were brought in to code up the robots. A small group of Maximals and Predacons battle it out on a strange primitive planet. Instead of being cars, they now switch between being robots and animals. There’s gorillas, dinosaurs and rats with mechanical parts. This change works well with the primitive character designs from budget minded CGI of the mid-90s. The show doesn’t feature any cute human kids which makes it an immediate favorite of mine. Instead we’re just given these two sets of mecho-critters constantly plotting against each other. The show moves at a good pace even with the blocky figures. Shout! Factory has also released Transformers: Beast Wars – The Complete Series for those who want the other 26 episodes from the original run. The bonus features include the original 3-D tests and a featurette that explains how the ReBoot guys transformed The Transformers.

Rubber shall be this summer’s movie to watch when you’re good and messed up. Rubber is the greatest Wings Hauser film ever made. Imagine if the SyFy channel wanted to make an art film about a nasty monster. Well forget that daydream cause this weirder. An abandoned tire comes to life and rolls down to a desert motel as it stalks Roxane Mesquida. How dangerous can a tire be without a car? Extremely dangerous since this one has Scanner powers. That’s right, heads blow up on the screen. Director Quentin Dupieux combines the joy of drive-in cinema with absurdist theater to create a movie that is the Four Loko of entertainment. Wings Hauser plays a wheel chair bound spectator to the tire’s destruction. Truly his finest work in the midst of the insane action. Rubber deserved five baked potatoes if that rating system is still active.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager: Volume Six brings another 12 episodes of the hit ABC Family series. These kids have a lot of secrets to hide from each other. Not to mention a lot of secrets they’re looking to create with each other. “Guess Who’s Not Coming to Dinner” has a mom dip her toe in the lesbian dating pool. A big part of this set is dedicated to a wedding that involves a pregnant bride. Will they make it to the altar before her water breaks or the groom runs off. It’s teen hormones meets pregnancy weirdness. What’s worse are when members of the wedding party want to get hitched. It’s peer pressure run amok. Iain Kanics will enjoy knowing the series still has Molly Ringwald (Sixteen Candles), although she’s not a teenager anymore. The final episode on the boxset contains the end of season three that just aired. There’s no break before Season 4 kicks off so watch this fast if you’re looking to catch up. As a bonus, there’s skins for your iPod in the box.

Rawhide: The Fourth Season, Volume 1 brings Clint Eastwood back on the trail. Here’s an other 15 episodes of the series that established him as a star before he went overseas to make his legendary spaghetti Westerns. “Black Sheep” has Clint facing off against Richard Basehart (Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea) in a cattle vs. sheep battle. Even Billy Barty arrives in “Prairie Elephant.” He’s not the title elephant. Fans of The Rocky Horror Picture Show can shout at the screen when Charles Gray rides up in “Inside Man.” Fan of regular Rocky get Burgess Meredith in “Little Fishes.” The future Penguin brings fish across the frontier. Barbara Stanwyck plays a tough broad in “Captain’s Wife.” The show is a great Western with a lot of doggies to get along and move along that trail. There are preview and sponsor spots as the bonus features.

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More MGM titles are being put out on their Manufacture On Demand program. You can get these through your favorite online DVD website. Seems this is the best way to see many of the American International Pictures gems that didn’t make it to the Midnite Movies Double Features collections.

Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw (1976) ought to be out on Blu-ray. Why? Where else are you going to see Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman) naked in a lake eating magic mushrooms? Why isn’t this film in the National Registry at the Library of Congress? She’s not hiding behind a golden eagle while running around the Southwest of America. Why is she running? Cause she’s hooked up with Marjoe Gortner (Earthquake). He’s a quick draw artist at a Wild West theme park. He goes outlaw and hit the road in a stolen car. Lynda’s a sweet girl who wants to be wild. Marjoe drops by her restaurant and they hit the road to the next Bonnie and Clyde. This is just fine gun play fun worthy of any drive-in theme night. At the end of this film, I’m so jealous that Marjoe got to motorboat Wonder Woman. That’s a career achievement that’s better than receiving the Kennedy Center Honor. Not watching this film should be considered a crime in 34 states and the District of Columbia.

Old Dracula (1975) was meant to cash in on Young Frankenstein. The two films played in tandem at quite a few theaters. David Niven plays the elderly bloodsucker. He’s opened up his castle to earn a few quick dollars off tourists. He jazzes up the joint with fake bats and works as a waiter. A group of Playboy playmates arrive for a photoshoot. At the same time Dracula needs the right kinda gal to revive his wife. Things go wrong and Dracula’s wife comes back in black. This reminds me of Vampire Happening except with a hotter Dracula. Niven has a ball playing a sophisticated vampire. While the movie is full of playmates and references to the magazine, the nudity action is PG. This is not Cinemax After Dark material. The trailer is included. Director Clive Donner would helm The Nude Bomb – the Get Smart reunion movie. It’s more fun than Hammer’s Satanic Rites of Dracula.

The Gun Runners (1958) remakes To Have and Have Not with Bogart now being played by World War II legend Audie Murphy (To Hell and Back). Audie’s now the charter fishing boat captain that resorts to running guns into Cuba to pay off debts. The action is show around Key West to lend to the local flavor. The heavy of the film is the normally sweet Eddie Albert (Green Acres). Close your eyes and guess where you’ve heard Everett Sloane’s voice. Don Siegel also directed Dirty Harry and Invasion of the Body Snatchers. This is a worthwhile remake.

Patty Hearst (1988) explores the true story of a newspaper heiress that was kidnapped by the Symbionese Liberation Army in 1974. Months later she was spotted as part of the SLA’s holding up of a bank. She went from being a kidnap victim to a domestic terrorist. When she was captured by the police, she was put on trial and convicted of her role in the bank robbery. Her punishment was 35 years in the big house. The legal system didn’t want to believe she had been brain washed by her captors. The film explores the mind games the SLA played to transform Patty into Tania. The movie is taken from Patty’s autobiography. This is my favorite Natasha Richardson performance as Patty becomes Tania. Ving Rhames is menacing as SLA leader Cinque. Dana Delany is also wielding weapons to bring on the revolution. While director Paul Schrader is best known for his Taxi Driver script, he gets visually creative while getting the audience to understand what made Patty snap and crossover to her captor’s reality. The trailer is included.

The Call of the Wild (1972) captures Jack London’s novel about a sweet house pet shanghaied into a sled dog crew in the unforgiving Great White North. Luckily he’s a German Shepherd and not a little lapdog. He learns to adjust to the cruel elements while he works as part of Charlton Heston’s team. Director Ken Annakin (Swiss Family Robinson) leads his stars through the frozen landscape. The movie takes a few liberties especially in casting since the book has the dog with white fur. What are the odds that a producer wanted this change to keep the dog from vanishing into the snow? The film was made all over Europe and not Alaska which explains why the movie is dubbed. It’s like a Spaghetti Western in the frozen tundra. The german shepherd outshines Heston.

Those Lips, These Eyes (1980) is an obscure showbiz drama starring Frank Langella (Frost/Nixon) as the lead in an outdoor production stuck in Cleveland. He befriends a local kid (Tom Hulce) that’s working as crew. Frank’s waiting for Kevin McCarthy (Invasion of the Body Snatchers) to snatch him back to Broadway. A dashing young Jerry Stiller plays Tom’s father. Jerry’s not happy that his son is choosing the stage over college work. This was directed by Michael Pressman (The Great Texas Dynamite Chase). Frank’s rather inspiring as he talks acting in the character. Here’s a bit of trivia: Tom Hulce dropped out of the North Carolina School of the Arts when he was cast as the lead in Broadway’s Equus. The school wouldn’t let him take a year off and finish his degree later. Tom smartly reasoned the nobody in showbiz gives that much of crap if you have a degree when you audition for a part. The lead in a major Broadway production does get your headshot noticed. After he became Tony nominated, the school snuck him a degree since it sounded better on their promotional material to call him a graduate. Hulce now produces Broadway shows including Spring Awakening and that Green Day musical. I wonder if he’ll produce my version of Moving Midway: The Musical? Those Lips, Those Eyes is one of those sweet, lovable tales of middle American big dreams in 1951.

High School Hellcats (1958) reminds us that problem cases in the educational system aren’t a new thing. Gangs didn’t just crop up in the ’80s with the rise of the rap wars. Turns out in the ’50s white girls were the Crips of this town. The troublemaking, all-girl gang control the high school. Things get nasty when a lead girl turns up dead at the movie theater. I’m excited about this release since it’s an American International Pictures release from back when they did plenty of juvenile delinquent flicks. This should have been part of the Midnite Movies series. The highlight is a make out party. These girls go all the way to second base!

Blood Bath (1966) is a twisted film that deals with an artist killing his models by dumping them in boiling wax. It’s kinda a less humorous version of Buckets of Blood William Campbell is the artist. Sid Haig has a supporting role. The film started out as a Yugoslavian co-production with Roger Corman taking control to get it released in America. He ended up getting both Jack Hill and Stephanie Rothman to direct new scenes. Hill is responsible for two of the three films in the Women in Cages boxset. He also made Pam Grier’s Coffy and Foxy Brown. This is another American International Pictures release.

Park Row (1952) is director Sam Fuller (The Big Red One) throwback to his early days in journalism. This is about a newspaper war back when a city actually had more than one newspaper. Fuller would probably be sadden by the state of today’s newsprint world. There’s lots of dirty tricks being pulled to boost circulation by the rivals. Gene Evans is the big star. Fuller invested his own money to make this film and lost it. This reminds me of an old showbiz truism: all success stories are different. All failures begin, “I believed in this film so much I put a second mortgage on my house and cashed out my 401K.” Outside of Hollywood Shuffle, self-financing a film never works. Fuller is beloved as an indie icon for the way he made movies over his lifetime.

Harry In Your Pocket (1972) is another great James Coburn flick. Nowadays people are so worried about their computers being hacked and identity stolen. Back in the ’70s people did this the old fashioned way by swiping your wallet. Coburn is the master of pick pockets and he puts together a crew that includes Michael Sarrazin (Gumball Rally). The gang goes around the globe proving that no wallet is safe from their sticky fingers. The film was directed by Bruce Geller, the creative force behind Mission: Impossible and Mannix. This explains the amazing Lalo Schifrin score.

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Sara Benincasa 2

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Mike Sacks

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In this episode, I chat with author Mike Sacks about his new book, chasing Death, Sting, reading, and the transcendent nature of nude drumming.

And be sure to pick up Mike’s books: YOUR WILDEST DREAMS, WITHIN REASON and HERE’S THE KICKER: CONVERSATIONS WITH 21 TOP HUMOR WRITERS ON THEIR CRAFT.

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Ted Leo

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In this episode, I chat with singer/songwriter Ted Leo about theme restaurants, touring, white whales, bubbles, and death’s door.

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Contest Round-Up: 2011-06-09

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with A&E Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE KIDS IN THE HALL: THE COMPLETE SERIES on DVD.

In conjunction with A&E Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE KIDS IN THE HALL: DEATH COMES TO TOWN on DVD.

In conjunction with A&E Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of REAGAN on DVD.

In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of BRAD METZLER’S DECODED: SEASON 1 on DVD.

In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of ICE ROAD TRUCKERS: DEADLIEST ROADS – SEASON 1 on Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of FANBOY & CHUM CHUM on DVD.

In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away one (1) copy of BURN NOTICE: SEASON 4 on DVD.

In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away one (1) copy of WHITE COLLAR: SEASON 2 on DVD.

In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of AMERICAN GRAFFITI on Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with Underground Toys and Thinkgeek, we’re giving away two (2) DOCTOR WHO: ADIPOSE PLUSH TOYS.

Win a DOCTOR WHO: ADIPOSE PLUSH TOY!

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