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February 29, 2008

Trailer Park: Oscar Party C-Block

Filed under: Columns,Trailer Park — admin @ 3:04 pm

By Christopher Stipp

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Every year I try and believe that the Academy Awards are going to be different, that there’s going to be something new to finally love about this stroke-fest, but I should know better because there is nothing that I can ever see ever making this pomp and circumstantial production any more palatable. Apart from all the digs that one could make at Jon Stewart’s middle-of-the-road comedy, and it’s really not his fault that he has to keep the jokes in vanilla territory, it’s really just the fact that this show is essentially a political exercise that will prevent it from ever really evolving.

The one stand out moment has to be, without question, ONCE’s “Falling Slowly” winning an Academy Award; it was the best reason why you should believe in the Academy voting every now and then. It certainly filled me with the kind of armchair happiness for this film that I haven’t felt for a lot of films being entered into these contests in quite a while. And, to boot, Jon Stewart’s insistence to allow Marketa Irglova to give her speech after Bill Conti’s Gestapo Noise Brigade shuffled them the hell off the stage after Glen Hansard spoke so passionately about the experience. I had a sense of validation for being so vocal in this column for people to get out and see this little film that could and, most importantly, it represented the choice on my ballot that meant I tied the leader for the most number of correct guesses: my wife.

Now, I’m calling bullshit, throwing the yellow flag, falling on the floor and throwing a hissy fit because, really, I think that if you’re going to play the Oscar game the wild card choices of Best Editing, Best Sound, Best Costume (Sorry, I’m not a femme, and I always lose this one) shouldn’t be part of the overall picture. However, I can see that the inclusion of these are like handicaps for those of us who are hopeful that we can at least get one answer right out of the couple dozen choices.

I think I’m just Monday Morning Quarterbacking the fact that I could not shake my bride’s choke hold on this contest after getting those throwaways right out of the gate. Alas, my dominance was not meant to be this year, and Sherry deserves the annual shout-out as the co-winner, but I have every gun set on next year’s petition to keep Best Art Direction (I mean, really, who’s to say what is art? Why not just have a fucking Am I Hot Or Not contest thrown in there too?)

As well, now that we all can stop stroking the legend of stripper cum scribe, Brook Busey-Hunt (Diablo Cody. Seriously, every journalist can stuff their pieces about this being an inevitable backlash because of how edgy she was and how she is really “fringe” and you’re not supposed to be successful if you’re “edgy” can go suck a pickle.), can we all talk about other movies now that are a little more deserving of some attention? I would appreciate that greatly. JUNO’s backlash is only happening because JUNO’s patois is so incredibly painful to listen to as a viewer looking for something that isn’t contrived because that first 20 minutes is absolutely contrived in ways that people just are finally coming to understand. I’m happy she’s going to be flooded with offers to keep working and I hope she finds some really good material because I would be open to seeing something new from Brook. Something genuine. Something that doesn’t sound like it was put in an E-Z Bake Oven of Witticism.

In other, more important news, I took my 4 year-old to see U2-3D on Sunday afternoon.

I was curious to expose her to some of the most cutting edge technology being employed at IMAX and there was some delight on my part to try and give her a taste for the theatrics and pomp that Bono and company employ so well. One of the things that U2 understand well is how commerce and technology blend together.

As an aside, Chuck Klosterman wrote a piece on Bono which should be required reading for any person interested in what makes this band so prodigious. If you understand that U2 merely understands what it takes to be one of the biggest independent bands in the world and it’s what holds a lot of bands back: if you make the money men happy they will leave you the hell alone. It’s not a sellout if no one’s willing to buy it and U2 figured out that equation a long time ago.

And thankfully they have because they decided to put their band’s brand into the capable hands of Mark Pellington, a guy who could wow on the video screen, a little questionable for his full-length work, but the perfect choice for this blend of 3-D, concert footage and the little artistic touches he made to this beautiful movie.

I would dare anyone to not be moved by the song “Where The Streets Have No Name” where it’s not the band that does the moving, but the audience. The pogo-ing, the perspective we’re given from the audience, Mark eschewing the sterile “band only” shots some concert films suffer for having, the deft editing, it all factors nicely as to why this film needs to be seen and experienced.

My daughter, never seeing a full-length 3-D film, wasn’t wowed by Adam Clayton, Larry Mullen, Bono or the Edge doing their best to display their prowess as multi million dollar captains of the musical world but it was the fans being hoisted on their companion’s shoulders that promoted her to try and reach out with them. It was a strange but telling moment that what made this film so groundbreaking was its attention to the fans.

It was the fan at the beginning of “Streets” and you can’t miss him; he’s the one with curly black hair who looks very happy to be there. It’s seeing people like that peppered throughout the film that blends the 3-D uniqueness with the humanity of a documentary.

I know I don’t say it much but really, truly, get out to see this movie at the theater if you’re any kind of fan, casual or otherwise.

BABY MAMA (2008)

Director: Michael McCullers
Cast: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Greg Kinnear, Dax Shepard, Romany Malco, Maura Tierney, Holland Taylor, Sigourney Weaver
Release: April 25, 2008
Synopsis: Successful and single businesswoman Kate Holbrook (Tina Fey) has long put her career ahead of a personal life. Now 37, she’s finally determined to have a kid on her own. But her plan is thrown a curve ball after she discovers she has only a million-to-one chance of getting pregnant. Undaunted, the driven Kate allows South Philly working girl Angie Ostrowiski (Amy Poehler) to become her unlikely surrogate. Simple enough”¦ After learning from the steely head (Sigourney Weaver) of their surrogacy center that Angie is pregnant, Kate goes into precision nesting mode: reading childcare books, baby-proofing the apartment and researching top pre-schools. But the executive’s well-organized strategy is turned upside down when her Baby Mama shows up at her doorstep with no place to live.

An unstoppable force meets an immovable object as structured Kate tries to turn vibrant Angie into the perfect expectant mom. In a comic battle of wills, they will struggle their way through preparation for the baby’s arrival. And in the middle of this tug-of-war, they’ll discover two kinds of family: the one you’re born to and the one you make.

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Prognosis: Negative. Want to see where the JUNO comparisons are going to begin?

Welcome to BABY MAMA, a miserably titled film which wants to have the cache of being a witty take on the many incarnations of Maury Povich rejects who are cattle called onto his show just to see which unemployment earner has sperminated a hapless welfare taker.

I could live with the title if it wasn’t such a hard movie to try and get over with regard to we all having seen this already. I’m not positive if this is trying to be like JUNO-lite, a more mainstream syrup for middle-America to swallow but I think this trailer does a disservice to itself on a number of levels.

First, Tina “I loved to laugh at all my own jokes on SNL” Fey sets this yarn up with the following idea: she’s 37 and in need of a child. I’m a little confused how this woman had an adoption attorney shake his head with regard to her being able to adopt a young one; was she homogenously a wreck of a person and, if so, shouldn’t this be the focus of the film?

The joke, as well, of her talking about inseminating herself, her adoption woes and everything else she’s trying to do to get a kid, all the while being on a first date (Ha Ha!) isn’t funny. It’s something I would expect from a badly produced sitcom but there’s obviously more going on here.

I will say that the bright spot of having Sigourney Weaver and Fey doing a tête-à-tête with regard to the price of having a surrogate versus having someone killed is funny, and gave me a bit of hope, was dashed by the introduction of the usually hilarious Amy Poehler and the never amusing Dax Sheppard; the two of them are stereotypes of the lowest common denominator and I can see why they’re easily employed to provide the easiest of all jokes, the low-brow finger pointing.

(By the way, the Tracey Morgan joke about “put a baby in you” is wretchedly employed and even if Tracey thought it would be great for them to use his oft-quoted line it’s pretty hard on the ears here.)

Romany Malco’s inclusion here should have been great but I’ve seen this character before in 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN. I guess it’s not a big deal for him to have collected a check when asked to do what made that movie great but it’s distracting when you know you’ve seen this before. Example: his thoughts on the surrogate baby listening to DMX and what will happen if the womb is exposed to it. Thanks, what a winner of a joke.

But even in this mess of pastiches there is one joke that succeeds to go beyond the usual mainstream fare. The baby proofing of the house in which Poehler and Fey share and what happens when Amy needs to take a leak. I know it’s not much to see Amy crouched in a sink as she urinates but it was one of those jokes that actually managed to make me like this film. It’s just unfortunate, though, that the trailer ends with a train wreck of a set-up with a gag involving water breaking and a moment where a clever quip regarding using Pam on the vagina is what we’re left with.

JUNO comparisons, without a question, will dog this turkey but I can say that even for all the problems I have with that film at least JUNO didn’t feel as plastic and false as this film does.
SMART PEOPLE (2008)

Director: Noam Murro
Cast: Dennis Quaid, Ellen Page, Thomas Haden Church, Sarah Jessica Parker
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Synopsis: Into the life of a widowed professor comes a new love and an unexpected visit from his adopted brother.

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Prognosis: Positive. Ever feel like you’ve stepped onto a branch that might not hold the weight?

It’s not often that I would whole heartedly say I would willingly see a movie with Dennis Quaid (If INNERSPACE would come back into theaters I would so be there) and Sarah Jessica Parker and an Ellen Page that seems less HARD CANDY and more like the acerbic JUNO which I still can’t stand. But I like this trailer and I like the feel of this film.

We’ve come to expect, and I’ve expected, my films to mean something, to be something more than they are, and it takes a film like this to recalibrate everything in way that will make me appreciate “slices of life” films that aren’t out to angle for anything more than to just be good.

I like the cheeky beginning, not so much for the Ellen Page bit about self-absorption and its place in the modern society, but it’s the simplicity of Dennis looking haggard and his inability to connect with others that feels endearing. This trailer eschews the voiceover, the spoon fed stills that shove information in our minds so we don’t have to think about the story, and it lets things just happen.

Again, Ellen Page pops in to add some of that JUNO-esque levity but what really made me take notice of this trailer is the introduction of Thomas Haden Church.

What once was just a run of the mill family drama turns into something more when the drama now shifts from father/daughter to smart brother/loser brother. Needing a chauffer because he suffers seizures and can’t drive himself this looks like a film, and it’s beautiful to look at, where it’s about the relationships between siblings that will dominate.

I like the inclusion of the words “socially retarded” and the shift from a melodrama to a fill-on UNCLE BUCK meets MY TWO DADS meets every story where it takes a down on his luck loser to shift everyone’s paradigm.

I have to give a legitimate high five to the trailer maker in the sky for including Paul Westerberg’s “Dyslexic Heart” into the mix of things. I love the song in ways that make me reflect on the reasons why SINGLES stands as the most excellent romantic comedy my generation has ever produced but it really is Thomas Haden that brings this kind of deadpan legitimacy to a movie that looks like it would die a February death if it didn’t have him in it.

I’m not keen on SJP, I can’t really remember anything that I’ve liked her in but I am hopeful that this trailer making it out to seem like she’s just window dressing on a larger story between brothers is actually true. Like I said, it’s not often when I’m enamored with a cream puff movie like this but it’s a good trailer that does everything right and even throws a little “edginess” (yeah, I hate that word too) to make it feel like a legitimate movie you could break even for if you’re having to go to the movies with the ol’ ball and chain link and she’s not into watching and exploring the peculiarities of how Javier Bardem is such a bad ass in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.

Comics & Comics: All The Leaves Are Brown

Filed under: Columns,Comics and Comics — admin @ 12:05 am

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Howdy Inter-webbers, Matt Cohen here, and welcome to the day after. I’m reporting from the new headquarters of “Comics & Comics” in sunny southern California. If you’re anything like me (if you are, please email me”¦ I need some friends) Wednesday is the biggest day of your week. Us few, us proud, us unashamed and loyal Wednesday Warriors make treks to our respective shops, brave the lines, try to select choice copies of our favorite books and snag all the variants that strike our collective fancy. It’s a tough gig, but someone’s got to do it. So if you’re a fellow diehard, here is the column to see if other fans vibe with your opinions. If you’re new to the world of funny books, Ill try and provide a bit of a primer to the good, the bad, and the ugly (Chris Claremont anyone?). So strap in, lock on, and get ready to rock and roll.

Oh, and spoiler warning.

Comics for the week of 2/26/08

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DC

Countdown # 9: 8 weeks away, and I cant wait! Not because I’m excited for the finale, but because I’m excited to stop buying this book. Somewhere around issue 30, Countdown became almost unbearably bad, but after that much of a committal, who would drop the series? Damn you D.C, you clever tricksters. And speaking of Tricksters, his and Pipers storyline will go down as being the only worthwhile thing Countdown had to offer. I really don’t even know what to say at this point, the story is so disjointed and confusing. All I know is, at some point, Karate Kid became the main character in the series, Brother Eye came back and Jason Todd became the Red Robin (which is actually kinda cool). Everyone somehow got to Apokolips, and its obvious the grand showdown is forthcoming, but I for one, don’t really care. The art is mediocre, the writing is pretty bad, all in all this series is pretty terrible. 8 weeks till I’m free (to start buying the next monthly, like the mark I am)

Allstar Batman and Robin # 9: Color me surprised, but I actually really enjoyed this issue! It’s such a shock, because the previous eight issues have been painfully horrible in my not so humble opinion. Not the art, mind you. Jim Lee is at the top of his form. Rather, Miller’s writing has been like a bad parody of his own work. Don’t even get me started on “I’m the Freaking Batman, you retard” or the excessive usage of the phrase “Little Snot”. Terrible. So imagine how pleased I was to find myself laughing and smiling from panel one. The entire issue is basically a stand off between Miller’s versions of Bats and Hal Jordan, with Robin providing hilarious quips in the background. Even the concept for the issue is great. Batman and Robin paint the Batcave yellow, thereby rendering Hal powerless. Batman and Robin proceed to basically bully Hal around for an entire issue, and honestly, its one of the more fun books I’ve read in a long time. Lee’s art is, as always, perfect, but the yellow tint to the entire issue makes this book take on almost an abstract art quality, something I found very cool. Yes, the rest of the series pretty much blows, but by some random play of fate, Issue 9 is freaking awesome… If you dropped the book, pick this one up, and if you never read it in the first place, this may be a good place to start. Lets hope this wasn’t a one-time fluke, and maybe this series will finally become worth reading.

JSA #13: The first issue in a new arc does not disappoint. In fact, JSA has surpassed Justice League, in my opinion, as being the best “big” team book at D.C. Yes; the roster is almost laughably large and each week is pretty much a crap shoot in regards to who will be starring in the books, but month after month this is one of the most consistently great reads at any company. The inclusion of the Kingdom Come Superman in particular is one of the more intriguing and exciting plot ideas I’ve read in a long while. Speaking of Kingdom Come, Mogo makes his triumphant return in this issue to cause havoc on Earth 3 like he did the K.C Earth. This issue is mostly told from Superman Come’s perspective, and personally, I find the character endearing and fresh, and in particular whenever he talks with our Supes, I get geek goose bumps. The crossover between the mainstay DCU and Kingdom Come could’ve been disastrous or even worse, gimmicky, rather the meeting of these characters seems organic and logical, and it makes for exciting storytelling. This issue is a solid introductory take to what seems to be shaping up to be a great arc. Check it out.

Teen Titans # 56: Since its conception, the Teen Titans, like any other big family, have had their squabbles (Terra, anyone?). The newest incarnation of the team is no different. Though they’ve been through a lot together, there is still a large amount of distrust running through the team’s ranks. This week, that dissension comes to a head, with a great issue that puts Kid Devil (the “outsider” Titan) in the spotlight. Eddie has never been the smartest or most skilled Titan, but what he lacks in experience he usually makes up for with heart. His lack of experience got the better of him this week, when he caused a villain to escape, creating a rift between him and his teammates. (You don’t want Robin pissed at you”¦). When things cant seem to get any worse for Eddie, he decides to invite a group of fans to Titans Island, for an impromptu party. (When the Titans are away, Kid Devil will play). Needless to say, stuff gets crazy pretty quick, and Eddie begins to question who he really is, hero or demon in waiting. Just when things seem to be at their most dire, it goes from bad to worse, with the introduction of the team’s newest foes, the cleverly named “Terror Titans”. After a quick battle, Eddie is down and Ravager is next up. Seems like its going to be a fun arc, with far reaching ramifications, so if you are a Titan fan, definitely consider picking this one up.

Notable: Blue Beetle V.7 #24, Batman #674, Action Comics #862

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Captain America # 35: So, about four issues into the arc, and Bucky has quickly proved himself to be a worthy successor to Steve Rogers. I can’t help but get psyched when I see the new costume, complete with gun holster and utility packs. It’s like Captain America for the new generation. I know that sounds cliché, and I do miss Steve, but in my opinion the character grew stagnant long ago, which is a shame considering Cap’s pedigree. With Bucky’s ascension to the shield, new life has been breathed into the series and I find myself actually excited to read a Captain America book for the first time in a long time. Brubaker’s previous run was good and all, but it was still pretty tame compared to the other hero’s of the Marvel Universe. Now, Captain America is back at the top of the heap, as he very well should be. Red Skull and the Baron continue to make trouble for all involved, but Bucky’s getting closer, and you know the inevitable showdown will be forty-six kinds of awesome. There is also a last panel surprise that is too good to mention here, and quite frankly worth the price of admission alone. A new Captain for a new America”¦. I like.

Marvel Zombies 2 # 5: Robert Kirkman returns, with the sequel to the bestselling (and great) mini, Marvel Zombies. This time around, Kirkman can’t manage to pack the same punch he did with his first effort. I know the first run sold like hot cakes, and anything Zombie related is pretty much guaranteed to move product, but maybe Marvel should’ve waited until they had a unique story idea, as opposed to basically rehashing everything that happened in the first series. Still, you read these books for the horror and humor, and like its predecessor, Marvel Zombies 2 is full of both. The biggest disappointment to the series is the ending, or in particular, the last 2 pages or so. The series wasn’t great, but the ending was flat out terrible. A random deus ex machina does not make fans happy, as Marvel should’ve learned by now, and though well inevitably see Marvel Zombies 3, lets hope the guys over there put some thought into it first, this time around. (Also, Sydham’s covers are extremely missed).

Thor # 6: This book has been more about Asgard and its mid western neighbors, then the lightning god himself, and I for one am fine with that. JMS has hit upon a unique and intriguing approach to resurrecting the fallen of Ragnarok. For some reason, this book reminds me of a TV show, one of those high concept action/comedy/drama/epics that the networks have been pumping out the last few seasons. The pacing, the humor, the absurdist/sci fi storyline. It reads like a “big” comic, and that’s pretty impressive considering there hasn’t even been a battle yet. Donald Blake remains likable as always, and the new interaction he has with Thor himself makes for some pretty interesting comic reading. Sooner or later, you know lightning will fly and hammers will strike, but until then enjoy what may be the only time in the Thor books history where it could be described as “quirky”. I’m sure most Thor fans are already picking up this title, but I think people who haven’t read the adventures of the Blonde bombshell, or people who stopped reading them long ago should give the book a chance. It’s definitely a fun read.

Thunderbolts International Incident: In this one shot, the Thunderbolts team is called to deal with seminal Marvel baddie, Arnim Zola, but the real crux of the issue is Radioactive Man, and his status as a Thunderbolt. The book is a decent one-shot, but really nothing spectacular. It does read very much like an issue of Radioactive Man comics though, not enough Penance, too much talking and no Venom eating people to make it feel like a true Thunderbolts book. I’ve been reading the Thunderbolts one shots, because I like the characters, but this issue is unfortunately, not a must read. Consider for true fans only.

Notable: X-Men Legacy #208, DareDevil V.2 #105, X-Men First Class V.2 #9

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Indy

Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash # 5: I’ll put it out there on Front Street, I’m not that big into horror comics. Sure, I read a few Zombie titles every now and again, and Ill pick up a random book if it looks interesting but for the most part it is a genre that goes largely ignored by yours truly. I am a huge horror novel buff, and love horror movies, but for some reason that don’t typically extend into comicdom. Being such a horror movie buff though, it was hard for me to ignore a series that featured three of my favorite all time horror characters (in the freaking title, none the less), and for the most part, I’m glad I decided to give it a chance. The most successful aspect of the mini is that Jeff Katz has managed to find a voice for Ash, the hero of the tale, which keeps very much in theme with the Ashley Williams we know and love from the Evil Dead trilogy. And though this issue doesn’t go much into the way of storyline progression, it’s a fun read that sets up what looks to be a pretty exciting finale, to be released soon in part 6 of the mini. If you are a fan of the flicks, check out the book. I think you’ll enjoy what you find.

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Check back soon for my angry missive entitled “One More Month: Or why Marvel has 30 days before I quit Spider-Man”. As always, Ill be back next week for a comedy report on all things live/stand up. Should be fun”¦ So much fun, your brain will fall out of your head, land on the floor and start dancing its little brain legs off! Catch ya on the Flip Wilson.
And as always,

“Keep ’em bagged and boarded”

Matt Cohen is currently redecorating his new apartment as the Savage Land. His tiger is on back-order

Weekend Shopping Guide 2/29/08: Not The Messiah

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Though a rather nice Criterion edition of the flick has been on shelves for quite awhile, the new Life Of Brian: Immaculate Edition (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$ SRP) is worth your hard-earned shekels for the extra-spiffy remastered, high definition picture and sound. The two commentary tracks, five deleted scenes, and radio ads are ported over from the Criterion edition (sadly, the 1979 BBC documentary “The Pythons” did not make the transition}, while new additions include an audio reading of the script done before shooting began and an all-new retrospective documentary, “The Story Of Brian”.

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A few years back, I reviewed the incredible limited edition release of Star Wars: Dressing A Galaxy, which featured a supplemental DVD, fabric swatches from the iconic costumes, and much more. Truly, I was impressed. Well, as much as that blew me away, I was gobsmacked by the limited edition of Sculpting A Galaxy: Inside Star Wars (Insight Editions, $395.00 SRP). Not only do you get the book itself – a comprehensive overview of the ILM model shop’s work on all 6 films, written by model and sculpture designer Lorne Peterson – but the limited set (only 3,000 produced) is also signed by Peterson. The true geek of it all, though, is the replica of the original Landspeeder model, Death Star pieces, and Millennium Falcon piece that are included in the set. Truly a nerdly delight, and an incredible set.

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The first “important” film I ever saw, The Last Emperor (Criterion, Rated R, DVD-$59.95 SRP) still holds a very special place in my cinema viewing heart. I’m delighted that Criterion has decided to dive into a beautifully remastered special edition of director Bernardo Bertolucci’s tale of China’s final monarch with a sumptuous 4-disc special edition, loaded to the brim with both the theatrical and television versions of the film (with a commentary on the theatrical version), multiple in-depth documentaries on Bertolucci and the making of the film, interviews, an analysis of the history presented in the film, and a essay and interview filled booklet.

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It’s not often that lightning strikes twice, but it certainly did for Bob Newhart. While the 70’s had him anchoring the legendary Bob Newhart Show, the 80’s found him with another hit on his hands, starring as the owner of a small Vermont Inn staffed by characters only slightly less eccentric than the local townspeople in Newhart (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The 3-disc first season set features all 22 episodes, but sadly not a single bonus feature. Come on, people, bring Bob in while you can…

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Oh, Robert Zemeckis… When did your ego become so goddamn infuriating? I know you’re desperate to prove… something or another… about your motion capture animation technique, and about how it allows you to, I dunno, achieve things you never could with live action. Well, if Beowulf (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is your proof of concept after the creepy Polar Express, then I think you’re in serious need of a slap across the face. Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary’s script is enjoyable, and the actors are clearly engaged, but the animation is about on par with videogame cutscenes, and nothing within it could not have been handled much more believably by live actors and special effects. The unrated edition features behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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One of the more iconic filmmakers to ever ply his trade gets a nice set of his flicks courtesy of the Stanley Kramer Film Collection (Sony, No Rated, DVD-$59.95 SRP), which contains a 2-disc special edition of Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner, Ship Of Fools, The Member Of The Wedding, The Wild One, and The 5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T. All of the films sport bonus features, while the Dinner bonus disc features an introduction, retrospective featurettes, Kramer’s Thalberg Award acceptance speech at the 1962 Academy Awards, the 2007 Producers Guild “Stanley Kramer” Award presentation to Al Gore, and a photo gallery.

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I feel so bad for Frank Oz. Here he is, one of the finest comedy directors of our age (I’m ignoring Stepford Wives as the work of a pod-Oz), and his latest – Death At A Funeral (MGM, Rated R, DVD-$29.99 SRP) – is pretty much sent straight to DVD. It’s a shame, because this very British farce is a very funny flick. Bonus features include an audio commentary from Oz, a second screenwriter/actors commentary, and a gag reel.

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I still bear a great deal of resentment towards all of these new DC animated projects, since the insipid Sander Schwartz cancelled the wonderful Justice League Unlimited – slapping Bruce Timm across the face in the process – and brought these projects forward. The latest is Justice League: New Frontier (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$24.98 SRP), which is adapted from Darwyn Cooke’s graphic novels of the same name – a cold war version of the formation of the famous league. Packed with a subpar voice cast that makes me long for the perfectly cast versions of the DC icons from the old series, it’s an awkward flick that at least is better than the horrid Superman: Doomsday. The 2-disc special edition features a pair of audio commentaries, two behind-the-scenes documentaries, Justice League episodes, and more.

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Every bit as comprehensive as you’d hope it would be, the 14-disc America At War (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$199.95 SRP) is a massive documentary series that charts American warfare from the Revolution to the war in Iraq – including everything from the Alamo to Korea and more.

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Yes, I’ll admit to being one of those children of the late 70’s who spend the early 80’s watching The Smurfs (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) on Saturday mornings, and who begged their parents for the Smurf figurines the rest of the week, desperate to create their own Smurf village. The Hanna-Barbera adaptation of Peyo’s still-appealing characters makes its DVD debut with a 2-disc first volume from season one, featuring 19 episodes, The Smurfs’ Springtime Special, and a music video. Frighteningly Smurfy.

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As the aging criminal Des – who does no intend to go quietly into that good night – Sir David Jason is a still-spry, still funny guy in Rough Diamond (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP). Still scheming and acting as a slightly selfish latter-day Robin Hood, Jason and Des is a real treat. The complete first series in now available, which features text interviews with the cast.

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I remember seeing 30 Days Of Night (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$28.95 SRP) in the theater and wondering – after the vampires have pretty much wiped out the Alaskan town during the titular winter period in their first night of feeding, leaving just a small handful of morons – that the 29 remaining days were terribly boring padding. On DVD viewing, my initial assessment holds true. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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I’m usually not a fan of pop star forays into classical music, but I did find myself enjoying Paul McCartney’s Ecce Cor Meum (EMI, Not Rated, DVD-$30.98 SRP), a live performance at the Royal Albert Hall of which is featured on a new DVD. The set also features a behind-the-scenes documentary about the creation of the piece.

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It’s been a long while, but Comanche Moon (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP) picks up the Lonesome Dove saga with a brand new miniseries focusing on young Texas Rangers Augustus McRae (Steve Zahn) and Woodrow F. Call (Karl Urban) as they face off against the Comanches, who defiantly intend to preserve their fast-disappearing territory and way of life. Bonus features include a pair of behind-the-scenes featurettes, and featurette focusing on Comanche heritage.

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Long an importer of our trashy prime time soaps, the Brits have been growing their own in recent years, and Hotel Babylon (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) certainly adheres to all of the common cliches of the form, this time revolving around the staff of a high class, high drama hotel. The 3-disc set features all 8 episodes, plus a commentary on the first episode and a making-of featurette.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Keneteph’s Corner: Experiencing The Power of Mentorship

Filed under: Columns,Keneteph's Korner — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:02 am

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Experiencing The Power of Mentorship

keneteph2008-02-29.jpgLast December I attended my first Hollywood movie premier. It was for the independent film, The Power of Mentorship. This phenomenal film, is about the importance of having a mentor in life, to help one get where they want to go. It is based on the life of the film’s producer, Don Boyer, how he became a self-made millionaire, by following certain steps his own mentor gave him. It stars many of the top people in the personal development industry, such as Bob Proctor, and Marie Diamond, from the hit movie, The Secret. The ideas presented in the film truly get ones thinking going in the direction of pursuing their goals, and fulfilling their dreams. What made my attendance even more special was that I wasn’t only going as a fan or one interested in the personal development industry, but as a fellow cast member. No, I don’t make a physical appearance in the film, but a song I wrote, A Matter of Choice, plays during the credits of the film.

Don, and his wife, Melinda, put in a lot of hard work to make the premier the success it was. The same dynamic time and energy they put into the movie premier, they put into the people they work with. They are authentic people that truly want to see the world succeed. Through their company Real Life Teachings, they give everyday people the chance to mentor others, and be published alongside the top names in the personal development industry. Overall, I was inspired by the feeling of increase for all that radiated throughout the event, and want to use this opportunity to thank Don Boyer personally for adding me to his team. I recently had the chance to pick Mr. Boyer’s brain, and ask him about his successes and future plans.

Thaahum: How did you get your start as an author?

keneteph2008-02-29-02.jpgDon Boyer: I had a desire to be a writer since I was 12 years old when I sent away for a course that I saw in a comic book called “how to become a writer”. Although it would not be for another 20 years I did see that dream come true in 1991. I wrote my first book called 7 keys to increase. I self published that book but it was soon picked up by a major Christian publishing company.

It was a good selling book and made its way into Christian book stores. For some strange reason I did not write or publish again until 2004 when I wrote a book called Legends of Thithers and Givers. Once again, I found that to be a great seller that sold around the world. In 2006 I got the idea to do a book on mentorship and wanted to have both local writers as well as some of the best speakers in the personal growth industry. That came out in February, 2006 and I only planned to publish that one. It sold 4000 copies in the first 90 days and people starting me to contacting me to do another one. Today we have 11 books in that Power of Mentorship series and have over 90,000 copies in the market place world wide.

Thaahum: How did you get your stat as a mentor?

Don Boyer: I think I evolved in to mentorship by first becoming a good follower and student. I had the good fortune to have great mentors in my life starting at the age of 19. Today I still have great mentors in my life, people like my good friend Bob Proctor and Vic Johnson. I started mentoring, which means I started my speaking and coaching career back in 1984. From that point until today I still make it my life calling to mentor people. In fact, we just opened up our new Power of Mentorship training center in So. California so that we have people come here to be mentored and trained.

Thaahum: When did you get the idea for the film?

Don Boyer: People laugh when they find out, but I got the idea to do the film at a restaurant in May 2007 and put it all together in 7 months and had our Premier on Dec. 6,2007 at the Land Mark Theatre in Los Angeles. We had the movie cast there including Bob Proctor. People ask me all the time how I did this? My answer is always the same, it never crossed my mind that I could not do it! The truth is, we can all do what we can’t do if we don’t know we can’t do it.

Thaahum: What is your goal with this film?

Don Boyer: My goal for the film is the same from the start-to bring freedom to billions! I feel the film has so much power and holds the answer for people all over the world to learn how to live a better life. To have more, be more and do more. What is your dream? Whatever it is you can have it.

Thaahum: How did you get the different teachers/mentors involved in the film?

Don Boyer: Law of attraction. There is no other way I could have brought these kind of individuals into a film project from someone who really was not known (speaking of myself of course} Big name people are booked years in advance and they have to be very careful to who they agree to work with. Once I set the intent to do the film and who was going to be in it, it was the job of the universe to make it happen not mine.

Thaahum: What do you like best about being in the personal development industry?

Don Boyer: Helping people. My life changed completely for the better because of mentorship. I was a young lost 19 year old boy when I first met my mentor who forever changed my life. Besides that, the personal growth industry is my passion, and my life calling.

Thaahum: What are your future goals and ambitions?

keneteph2008-02-29-03.jpgDon Boyer: The future holds more books, more movies and more trainings. I will be doing this as long as I live. .

Thaahum: Will you be making any more films?

Don Boyer: Yes we are now working on our next film project called The Network Marketing Entrepreneur. It will be a combination of personal growth and how mentorship plays are role in this great industry.

Thaahum: How can people find out more about you and your work?

Don Boyer: People can reach us at www.DonBoyerAuthor.com

Copyright 2008 Keneteph Entertainment

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/29/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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Game On! 2-27-2008: Gaming Plethora

Filed under: Game On! — admin @ 3:22 am

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Sometimes, publishers will release a large amount of games in a short amount of time, sometimes within the same week or within a week or two of their last release. For this week’s column, we’re taking a look at a few releases by one such company (and one of my favorites), Capcom, who in the past three weeks has released three stellar games. Also up for review are releases from Sega and Konami. Fun times indeed.

GIVING THE DEVIL HIS DUE

dmc4_1.jpgUp first is the release of DEVIL MAY CRY 4, out now on PS3 and Xbox 360. Taking place after DMC1 (but before the atrocious DMC2) we follow the exploits of NOT the demon hunter Dante that the series is known for, but a young upstart with a Devil Arm (literally) named Nero. This Dante wannabe slightly resembles the big D with his choice in hair color and general bad-assery, but the similarities end there. Nero has been “˜blessed” with a demon hand known as the Devil Bringer”¦an attack that pulls enemies close and slams them to the ground, tears them apart, or other fo0rms of kicking demonic butt.

Through weird events that apparently I’m not to spoil for you all (despite them happening within the first 5 seconds of booting the game) Nero must track down Dante for”¦crimes. This all gives way to the real plot at hand, but suffice to say, once you start whooping butt as Nero, you won’t miss ol’ Crimson Coat. Nero can certainly hold his own, and is an excellent fill-in for this game. Don’t despair either, all you hardcore Dante fans”¦just as you’re getting used to Nero’s kick ass combos, they pull a switcheroo on you and you take the reigns of Dante for 7 levels in the game”¦only to get Nero back once you’ve gotten used to him!

The visuals for this game are truly outstanding”¦the cutscenes in particular shine in Hi Def and the whole look is definitely one that benefits from the next gen tech. However, the gameplay mechanic is strictly old school. Slice and shoot (and slam) your way through hordes of enemies as you progress level by level to stop the unholy evils around town. Of course, if you’re a fan of the series, that’s all you WANT to do, right? In that case, DMC4 doesn’t disappoint, as you get all the button-mashing, combo spilling, smokin’ style fun you can handle.

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If there’s one complaint to be had with the game, it’s how it handles the character switch. After battling your way through 11 levels as Nero, you’re sent as Dante BACK THROUGH the majority of where you just came from. This kind of backtracking is needless and sloppy level design. Plus, you have to fight the same bosses again on your way through”¦and once AGAIN at the end all at once (in typical Capcom fashion). Still, when compared to the whole picture of the game, this is a minor gripe.

The two versions of the game are practically identical, graphically and control wise. As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, the PS3 version has an edge and a disadvantage all in the same breath with its 30-minute mandatory harddrive install. Sure, this decreases load times by a fraction of a few seconds in the long run, but it’s a bit of a hassle when on Xbox 360 you can just, oh, I don’t know, play the game RIGHT AWAY by putting the disc in. The install idea isn’t a bad one”¦I just wish it wasn’t mandatory. The Xbox 30 version ekes out the win for me”¦mainly because I’m an achievement whore.

For old school button thumping fun, it doesn’t get any greater than this. Good story, fun visuals and a whole lot of baddies and boobage. Good times all around.

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YOU’LL FND ME IN DA CLUB

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You take on the role of one of six characters (plus two unlockable), each with varying abilities in strength, speed and stamina and fight your way through several arenas, fulfilling score and kill quantities for an exit. In THE CLUB it’s not just how you kill, but how FAST”¦headshots are gravy, but running through an abandoned prison gunning down lackeys brings you combo multipliers. The better the kill, the higher your score. IF your “kill meter” is draining, shoot an icon around the level called a skullshot to extend your combo. Busting through doors, rolling on the ground, or leaping over railings add bonuses too. Get to the exit in the allotted time, or the micro explosives implanted in your body will detonate. Very arcade style.

When it comes down to it, it really is a race game with guns”¦and guys running instead of driving. There are actually a few levels where you have to COMPLETE LAPS around the arena, killing all the while. It’s ridiculous, but it’s a lot of fun.

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Well…for a short while, that is. After a few times through THE CLUB’s different levels, all the action will feel a bit “same-y”. Still there’s a good bit of online action to be had, and the variety of the characters is cool enough. There’s very little story though, and unless you’re the hardest of the hardcore, the scoring mechanic won’t drive you wild.

For the old school fans, this is a breath of fresh air for the stagnant shooter genre, while still offering up some familiar fun. For shooter fans of today, it may not be new enough. People are fickle like that. Go figure.

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THE REVOLUTION IS BEING TELEVISED

krame1.jpgAs long time readers of this column will note, my girlfriend would rather sing than speak. So when they announced that KARAOKE REVOLUTION: AMERICAN IDOL ENCORE wasn’t just coming out for PS2 and the Wii, but that she could get achievements for singing on Xbox 360, she was thrilled. Unfortunately, it seems like she should have stuck with the PS2 version. This review is based on the Xbox 360″¦and also on HER comments of the title”¦as I honestly haven’t played it.

Now, visually, the Xbox 360 version is a mixed bag. Sure, it looks more “realistic” in the character model department, and we have great models of the three judges”¦but, there’s not as many customization options on the 360 version (something she spends most of her time doing”¦almost more than singing in the damn game). Also, while the game “supports” the Xbox Live vision camera, it’s only in the background of the venues”¦you can’t map your face like you can with the PS2 Eye Toy.

Speaking of venues, the selection here is pathetic. All are AMERICAN IDOL stage settings, save for two”¦a stadium and a recording studio. The PS2 version offers quite a few more (including many from the previous games in the series). While this holds no bearing to my playing it, she certainly thinks it’s important to note. Honestly, variety is good, so I agree with her.

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The song selection is good, with 40 songs available on the disc”¦but once again, the Xbox 360 version gets the short end of the stick on gameplay modes. The One Mic and Two Mic Party modes of the past versions (And PS2 version of this game) are missing from the 360, as well as the options to sing without lyrics or “note tubes” (the indicators on screen to show you where your pitch should be). Usually these are played multiplayer with friends with hilarious results”¦not so here.

Admittedly, the 360 DOES have some cool points. Despite not being developed by series developer Harmonix (who’ve gone on to do”¦um”¦something else) we have Blitz Games (known by me for”¦The Burger King games?) doing an admirable job copying the style and structure we’ve become familiar with in these titles. There IS online multiplayer as well, and for local, you can compete with friends in an AMERICAN IDOL style competition, with your friends getting voted out and such. Also, just this week, they’ve release 21 new downloadable songs for the game”¦at $2 bucks a pop. Granted, if you buy them all, that’s $42 bucks (or 3360 Microsoft points)”¦almost the price of a another game. But hey, if ROCK BAND can do it”¦

In the long run, she’s happy with the game, but there’s so many options that it feels like the 360 version got the short end of the stick, when it really should have all the features of the PS2 one (there really is no reason it shouldn’t have). Still, it does what it’s supposed to do, so I can’t fault it for that. And neither can she, apparently.

One Gamer’s Girlfriend’s Opinion:
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QUICKSHOTS OF THE WEEK

ajustice1.jpgThe last two games from Capcom that I mentioned at the beginning of this column may be familiar to some. First, there’s APOLLO JUSTICE: ACE ATTORNEY, out for DS. The fourth in the ACE ATTORNEY series, we leave behind Phoenix Wright and take up with a newer defense attorney, still a greenhorn, but with all the charm and luck of his predecessor. For the first in the series developed especially for the DS, it doesn’t change much of the series, and personally, I think that’s a good thing. The same structure of the cases is there, but there are cool new tweaks, such as 3D recreations of the crimes, evidence gathering and observation and such. Apollo even has a variation on Phoenix’s “psyche lock” to tell when witness’ testimony is phoney. A worthy entry into the series. Plus, even if you’ve never played one before, it makes a good jumping on point, as backstory from the other games isn’t necessary for enjoyment of this title(as it is with the past two sequels).

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lostplanet1.jpgSecondly, LOST PLANET: EXTREME CONDITIONS has just been released for PS3 this week. Virtually identical to the Xbox 360 version released almost a year ago, this version does hold some cool extras worth mentioning. First and foremost, all the downloadable maps for multiplayer from the Xbox 360 version have been included for free on the disc. Also, there are a few extra characters as well, including Frank from DEAD RISING and, of course, MEGA MAN, to be used in the main story as well as online. Beyond that, it’s still the same amazing visuals, the same ho-hum cut scenes, and the same old school shooting fun with level by level objectives and enemy characters with visible weak points. If you enjoyed the 360 version, there’s little new here, but if you missed it the first time around, it’s worth picking up.

One Gamer’s Opinion:
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Another week down, and still more to come, including DRAGON QUEST SWORDS for the Wii, and FRONTLINES: FUEL OF WAR on Xbox 360. See you next time.

THE GAME ON! RATING SYSTEM

 

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Ratings From Greatest to Least:

Kick Ass, Right On, Okay, Eh, and Stinker (aka CRAPTACULAR)

Opinion In A Haystack: 2008 – A Retrospective

Filed under: Columns,Opinion In A Haystack — admin @ 2:22 am

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This column, OPINION IN A HAYSTACK, will have a very lax format. In fact, one could say my format is that I have no single format. I shall review movies not on the basis of them being released, but on the basis of how much I feel I have something viable to say that needs to be said. Also, I have many ideas in mind for columns looking back at the films of yesteryears in different ways. I promise to always explain what I’m doing beforehand, or during hand, or post-hand”¦some form of hand-explanation will always take place. This first column will be called 2008: A Retrospective. I need to say a few things about some movies that came out before this chance to let out steam. Yes, I do realize that most of these movies came out in 2007 (thus negating the comedy of the title) but let’s run with it and be best friends, ok? The following reviews/rants are written with the assumption that you’ve seen the movies already, which you most likely have considering they’ve been out for a while. If you haven’t, please be aware of a ***SPOILER WARNING*** for the following movies: I Am Legend, Juno, Cloverfield, Diary of the Dead.

I didn’t hate 28 Days Later. Everything technical about it was beyond cool. The only reason it garnered ill will from the horror crowd was the “fast-moving zombies” stigma. However, once we all calmed down and realized that they weren’t zombies, just sick living people filled with uncontrollable rage, then the entire legacy we thought it was stepping on suddenly disappeared and it could be viewed as something more than an exercise in pissing on George Romero’s genius. The remake of Dawn of the Dead made by Zach “300“ Snyder had the gull to actually be good, while also introducing the world to reanimated corpses that could run, which showered blue piss all over Romero. Why blue piss? Because while it was sacrilege, it was still kind of fun to partake in and watch. If only they could have just changed the title to Mall of the Dead, or Zombiefest! A namesake that would disassociate it with the Dead Trilogy would have been nice.

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This leads me to I Am Legend. This movie introduces us to Hollywood’s next bat-shit crazy legion of zombie-esque-former-humans known as dark-seekers. You know why they’re called that: because no one knows what to call them. They are vampires, well maybe zombies, or they could be zompires, or perhaps vombies. How about we just name they after what they like? Darkness. They seek it. How does that sound, Board Room of Studio Heads? Anyway, I truly loved 75% of I Am Legend. I have never read Richard Matheson’s book mind you, nor seen either the Vincent Price or Chuck Heston versions of the movie, so my critiques are solely based on two viewings of the new Fresh Prince classic (I apologize, the joke of calling Will Smith the Fresh Prince is almost as worn as calling Keanu Reeves “Ted”).

The majority of the movie was completely awesome, namely the first hour and change. Will Smith’s castaway performance was a new step in the megastar’s career, coupled with the fact that he had a very psychological relationship with his sidekick, who happened to be a dog. Francis Lawrence, the director who brought us the “it could have been much worse” Constantine, really knew how play to play up Smith’s strengths, and build the tension. I am talking particularly about the scene in which Sam, the dog, runs into a building after a stray deer and, turns out, it’s filled with dark-seekers. In 2007, that is pretty much the best you’re going to get for an intense moment. I even loved the whole bit where Robert Neville, Smith’s character, was talking to mannequins he had set up in the video store. The movie even made my stone cold heart pump blood and forced me to hold back tears when Sam was dying in Neville’s arms. I even, somehow miraculously, didn’t feel the need to complain that the dark-seekers were all CGI-ed to hell, which for me is rare. Then they had to bring in the woman and the boy. I should have known that the movie was going to have a Sisyphus-dilemma in terms of quality, and the woman and her son were most certainly a thousand-ton boulder (look it up). Do people really need a happy convenient ending this badly these days?

Actually, that question can be answered with another 2007 film, this one more of a financial flop”¦Frank Darabont’s The Mist, which had an ending so gloriously depressing that people in my theater actually yelled out how much the movie sucked only because of that fact alone. Introducing the woman and her little “angelic” piss-ant sucked all of the unique marrow out of the great “last man on the planet” storyline that they were elegantly following. We didn’t need the human race to be saved. We didn’t need some convoluted message about God working His magic through butterflies, and we most certainly didn’t need to take away the true meaning of the title. Upon doing limited research on why exactly the book is called I Am Legend, I found out that Robert Neville is not a “legend” among the humans for being a savior. His self made title is in fact because he is a legend among the vampires (in the novel they are straight up vamps apparently) for being their destroyer, an evil menace that lurks in the daylight and hunts their kind. Since the dark-seeking-vampire-zombies are now the majority populace on the planet, they create a civilized society between them, and Neville is the enemy of their new way of life.

THAT IS BEYOND BAD ASS!

Why wasn’t that on the screen? How come the scene after Sam dies wasn’t Robert Neville suiting up Rambo-style and going out to become the legend that he truly, and foundationally, was meant to be. He should have become the hunter, the dark menace lurking in the daylight, all his hatred and loss poured into hunting down the seekers and making them pay for a lost world. Instead the exact opposite happens; he gets stupid, drives his car into a pole, and then conveniently gets saved by a 100 lb. chick during an attack of at least twenty of these extremely fast, extremely savage seekers and saves humanity and all the happy little babies of the world. The last fourth of this film proves to me that they really have forgotten what makes a classic, or an iconic hero, these days. At least Frank Darabont has the balls to try.

How do you go about becoming a filmmaker when everybody looks at you and says “Hey, didn’t your dad direct Ghostbusters?” The answer is simple: Make good movies. I really do think that Jason Reitman does exactly that, he makes goods movies that are completely different from the type his pop used to make. Thank You For Smoking was pretty genius, and Juno, while not nearly as biting, isn’t without its positives. I enjoyed it for what it was, not really understanding where all this Oscar business came from, and besides the teen dialogue being so unique it almost seems forced, I only really have one major problem with the movie. Before I tell you that problem, I want to make it clear I am not part of the Juno-backlash which I read about on several websites, or the Juno-backlash-backlash, which apparently can exist. I honestly don’t think the movie isn’t worth all this fuss. Severely hating it or unreasonably loving it seems like overkill either way.

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The main meat (or is it beef? Hmm?) I have with the film is who the true “villain” of the piece is. My significant other says it’s obviously Jason Bateman’s character, her reasons being that his character wanted to be with Juno sexually, thus making him a pedophile, and making all other arguments null and void. I can see where she is coming from, but don’t agree at all. I can honestly say that while watching the movie, I felt as though Jennifer Garner was the villain and Bateman was the victim, Juno’s story arc aside. I did not even really think that Bateman wanted to sleep with Juno entirely.

I’ll explain.

Garner’s character (I can’t remember their names) was a mentally distressed and misguided person. All her banal goals, personality traits, and home furnishing/cleaning habits were basically the enemy of creative thought and the very definition of denial. She wanted a baby simply because that was put into her mind as what it is she’s supposed to want, what it is she’s supposed to do. She had no unique thoughts of her own and frankly, the mere act of her talking disgusted me. The way I saw it, she was everything wrong with the planet, not to mention her husband’s life. He, on the other hand, was still a person free of mind who had the ability to venture outside the American suburban nightmare. He thought as an individual and admitted to himself that he didn’t want to live a cookie cutter life raising an annoying miniature human because Norman Rockwell said so.

Along came Juno, this new person in his completely boring cut-off-from-the-world existence with his bland wife, and she sparked the fight inside of him to remember all the reasons why he used to love life and how much his wife’s Clorox prison is the very enemy of all the creative things he used to make and absorb. Juno wasn’t a sexual conquest; she was a street lamp hovering over a once darkened road sign toward a life that didn’t involve living in a house adorned with Ikea’s best selections and Oprah ideology. Sure, some sexual thoughts will come to pass when your are dealing with someone that gets you as much as Juno obviously did, especially when she is your only escape from a nightmarish relationship with a cerebrally stunted automaton like Garner’s character. In my opinion, he was the hero by leaving the marriage and the house before things got any worse and a child was brought into the mix. People are flawed, we make mistakes, his mistake was getting married and he corrected it as best he could. As to whether or not he would have gotten intimate with Juno, I agree that he would have, but it wasn’t because he was cruising the streets for barley legal poon, it was because she just happened to be the only person in his life that he could talk to anymore without having to edit his thoughts or silence his dreams.

To be very clear, I’m not saying I am for him having sex with a teenager, I am just saying that his reasons for having the attraction are not the normal sick-minded variety we would usually be dealing with. He didn’t do it, he left like he should have, and it’s not illegal to think about it. I guess making the semi-offer for her to come to his new place might be pushing it, but still, it never happened. I didn’t want them to have sex. If you want a clearer picture of this type of story, check out Ted Demme’s Beautiful Girls, it covers almost the same territory, just replace Juno with a really young Queen Amidala.

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I missed out on the theatrical run of The Blair Witch Project. About a year later I borrowed the VHS (VHS”¦never forget) from a friend and watched it in the middle of the day when the sun was shining, bright and beautiful. I was scared absolutely shitless, like to the point of not wanting to move. The only explanation as to why I could have had this reaction, to a movie that most of my friends said they laughed at, was that back in the olden days (a.k.a. the 90s) I was a very avid camper and was used to hearing far off sounds in the woods during the wee morning hours. Take that and couple it with the fact that the only movies that truly scare the living piss out of me are the ones that allude to a far off danger that I can barely see, a la Jaws or those scenes in the Exorcist when they are downstairs just listening to the possessed girl screaming. Other then that, I’m pretty hard to scare with special effects and jump cuts, but make it cerebral and I will melt into a puddle of wussy stew. I still to this day don’t know if I like The Blair Witch Project. All I know is that three hippies getting lost in the woods with video cameras is apparently my vision of hell. Yeah, I was surprised too.

Two movies of recent theatrical run have proved to me that is was not the style of Blair Witch that scared me; it was the execution through and through. The two movies of which I speak are, of course, Cloverfield and George Romero’s Diary of the Dead. I just have a few things to say about Matt Reeves’s (or J.J. “why am I popular at all?” Abrams’s) Cloverfield. There was not a single character in the entirety of the “found footage” that I didn’t loathe. They were all WB rejects that looked as though Dawson’s Creek vomited into a loft apartment and reformed pretty faces from the chunks, and then dredged their personalities from the goopy-stomach-acid-residue in between said chunks. Rob, our main character and supposed hero, was like a shining bright beacon calling out to all college stereotypes to run to the theater and get a taste of what their successful post-college life of being trendy would be like if Godzilla suddenly interrupted their photo shoots and text-messages. Am I a bitter old man? Dam straight I am. Excuse me if I sit there and see an amazing concept, amazingly executed, with amazing effects only to have to deal with characters that deserved an apocalypse happening to them two decades or more ago when they were all traveling up the urethra with a cell-phone tightly hugged by their sperm tale.

I mean seriously, can we get a Kurt Russell, a Bruce Willis, or a Clint Eastwood type in there? Hell, I would even settle for a Steven Seagal type, just so long as I don’t have to deal with moronic trendy youngins that deserve death right off the bat. Look, I have nothing against new, young talent, it’s just I have a very difficult time digesting what passes for actors and especially leading men/leading characters in today’s Hollywood. Get a real hero, and please for the love of God, get one that gives at least two shits about his friends and companions and doesn’t act like those with him on his journey are meaningless hunks of monster-chow compared to his true love that is almost 98% certainly dead and not awaiting his daring rescue. Rob was almost indifferent to Hud’s (the camera guy) safety, and if he gave a shit about any of the others, I wouldn’t have noticed. The whole plot of the movie was an exercise in complete selfish stupidity and was more then I could handle. Everything else about it was fucking great, I didn’t even have a problem (as an amateur videographer myself) with the camera being almost unbreakable. My only complaint is with the awful characters that I hated, and the fact that they all died still didn’t convince me the movie had merit, their very existence being on the screen just made all the bitter hatred fly out. Next time get Kurt Russell to kick some monster ass, instead of Dawson slip-n-sliding down the streets over his tears of true love while generic bug monsters eat all his friends.

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It’s always good to see REAL zombies on the screen. Slow, deceased, re-animated zombies in the hands of the master himself George A. Romero is statistically a good thing. Now ironically enough, the first movie discussed in this column was I Am Legend, and I have heard several fans and critics alike, even Richard Matheson himself, claim that it’s possible Romero aped the whole idea of Night Of The Living Dead from the novel/Vincent Price film. I have no knowledge of whether or not that is true, especially considering that one is vampires and the other is zombies, but for our purposes here let’s consider Romero to be undisputed king and creator of our rotting brethren. Having seen the Dead Trilogy several times in my life, especially the original Dawn Of The Dead and the great Tom Savini (better known as Sex Machine) remake of Night Of The Living Dead, I have to say that I fear Romero may be losing his touch, or perhaps my expectations for a master are too high.

Diary Of The Dead, as stated above, is another in the new line of “found footage” movies. However, it was in development and in George’s mind way before Cloverfield was a twinkle in Abram’s eye. In the past week I have been describing Diary as “Cloverfield with zombies” which is a disservice that I apologize for, for in truth Cloverfield is “Diary Of The Dead with Godzilla.” In no way is this movie a case of Romero selling out, In fact, it is him doing what he has always done, which is use zombies to their full potential and give up some serious social satire, something that the Dawn remake was sorely lacking (sadly not for the general public). This time around, instead of targeting consumerism, Romero sets his sites heavily on the, what’s the word”¦Blogosphere? The new world of interconnectivity and the common person’s newfound ability to control and give information that would normally be fully handled and possibly twisted by the government.

There is also a strong message about camera worship and the walls put up between the cameraman and his “cast of characters” a.k.a. the real world. These are great topics to cover no doubt, I guess my only complaint is, and it’s a small one, is how heavy handed they are. The movie is “shot” by a film student. In fact, the zombie uprising takes place during the shooting of a B-horror movie about a mummy, which births a “dead things movie slow” conversation. The footage has music and is edited to be more compelling. This is because, unlike Cloverfield, we are seeing the found footage in post production made by the surviving students at the end of the movie who give their editing up as an excuse to make the actual movie (the one we’re watching) better. Once again, very heavy handed. The entirety of the movie feels like Romero rubbing ideas in your face, even the short, but funny, conversation I mentioned above on why dead things wouldn’t move fast seems like him saying “Hey, zombies are slow, I should know, I made the first movie!!!”

None of this makes the movie unwatchable or bad, mind you, just perhaps trying to hard. As for the zombies themselves, it’s simply another one of the exact same scenarios as featured in the Dead Trilogy, zombies wake up and all hell breaks loose. They only exist to drive the story and characters forward, which isn’t a bad thing at all. I would say that many a great film, book, or play use the villain or monster for that very purpose instead of cheap Transformers-esque thrills that insult an audience. All the cast here is comprised of unknowns, none of them are great, none of them are awful, mostly they are forgettable and sadly generic, sort of living zombies themselves, I guess. There were times that the movie kind of meanders, and the only real things I remember are the bouts of dialogue that critique the Blogosphere (I’ve used that twice now, is that even an official word?) and how it can change the world, especially in a time of crisis.

Those of you who want gore, Diary has got it. It even has a few new interesting zombie kills (the acid dissolving away the head stands out for me.) The one thing you can always count on is Romero delivering humor and inventive kills. My favorite part of the whole movie was the drunkard of a teacher that gets caught up with the cavalcade of college film students. He might be a painful, old, grizzled drunk cliché, but hell the guy knew how to make grizzled depression work. All in all, Romero has made a pretty sturdy movie with only one or two wobbly legs, but he gets full props for a scene involving an elderly mute Amish man. Sadly, he dies quickly, but his time on screen is more precious then David Letterman’s cameo in Cabin Boy. Yes, you read that last sentence right. That’s my opinion”¦ deal with it.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/28/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:47 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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February 27, 2008

Cabin Fever #13: Brian Loves Josh Peck

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Oh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

cabin.jpgCabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #13: Brian Loves Josh Peck – This week’s show is a little bit crazy. Aaron decides to take over musical duties, resulting in the rocking of the cheapest instrument ever. You can stop the madness by sending your songs or getting in touch on our myspace page (myspace.com/cabinfeverradio). Brian has to face his prejudices against the perfectly nice actor Josh Peck. This battle gets a little ugly. Needless to say, there may one day be a re-match. This one was recorded on the day of the Oscars so don’t laugh at us if we’re wrong about anything. Enjoy!

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/27/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:15 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • It’s the calls home to dad that are always the most awkward… (Thingamabob)
  • Bruce Forsyth hosting Have I Got News For You, Part 1… (Thingamabob)

February 26, 2008

Comics in Context #215: Wauugh and Remembrance

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — admin @ 4:46 am

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cic2008219-01.jpgInevitably when I write about the late Steve Gerber’s most celebrated comics series, I feel I have to make the following statement. Yes, most people only know Howard the Duck from the dreadful 1986 movie adaptation, which is one of the most notorious disasters in Hollywood history. Yet Steve Gerber’s Howard the Duck comics series was one of the most brilliant achievements in the medium of its time.

Introduced by writer Gerber and artist Val Mayerik in the Man-Thing story in Adventure into Fear #19 (December 1973), Howard immediately captured the imaginations of Marvel readers, and of Gerber, as well. The duck won his own backup series in Giant-Size Man-Thing, and soon graduated to his own comic book, which was a tremendous, if short-lived, hit.

Though he was a bad-tempered talking duck, like Donald and Daffy, Howard was also a cleverly conceived variation on the type of Marvel hero pioneered by Stan Lee. If Spider-Man felt alienated from society, Howard’s situation was even worse. Displaced from his otherdimensional world of talking waterfowl, Howard was marooned on the world of humans, or “˜hairless apes,” as he called them. According to his series’ catchphrase, Howard was “trapped in a world he never made.”

In his book Disguised as Clark Kent, Danny Fingeroth explores how Jewish-American comics writers’ sense of being outsiders informed the superhero series they wrote (see “Comics in Context” #200, 201, 202, 203, 204). Gerber shared this background and Howard is the ultimate outsider. Wherever he went, Howard encountered startled humans who disbelievingly exclaimed, “You–you’re a duck!” as if Howard was not already well aware of the fact. In other words, everyone he encounters reminds Howard that he is not like them. The principal exception is his companion Beverly Switzler, who accepts and loves Howard, despite the difference in their species.

Moreover, Howard is a talking duck, like those we see in animated cartoons and comics in our childhood, who has been transplanted into a world of adult humans. I suspect that Howard represents our inner child, thrust into the world of adulthood. As such, he had special relevance for Baby Boomers who continued reading comics as they grew into adults, shifting away from the innocence of children’s comics into material for more mature audiences.

Whereas so many humor comics produced by the mainstream comics companies for this maturing audience were second or third-rate imitations of Harvey Kurtzman’s MAD, Gerber’s Howard the Duck was a superb ongoing satire on various comics genres, American culture, politics, and even the human condition. Confronted by nonsense all about him, Howard vented his feelings through his favorite expletive, a quacking sound transcribed as “Wauugh!” which could express exasperation, dismay, anger, fury, and even despair. That last emotion might be surprising in a “funny animal” comic, but Howard was a funny animal comic aimed at discerning adults, and through comedy it dealt with many if the same themes that Gerber explored in his genre melodramas like Man-Thing and Omega the Unknown.

One test of great satire is its longevity. Will a satire on topical events and issues still be relevant, meaningful and funny years later to a new generation of readers? I decided to see for myself. In Howard’s most celebrated storyline, he ran for president in 1976 against real life candidates, incumbent president Gerald Ford and the eventual winner, Jimmy Carter. Marvel’s Essential Howard the Duck Vol. 1 paperback enables new audiences to read Gerber’s entire original run on the series, including the presidential campaign. Will the storyline hold up, over thirty years later?

The election story arc begins in Howard the Duck #7, cover-dated December 1976, although the issue came out months before the November election). But Gerber had to spend the first part of the issue wrapping up the story he began in the previous issue. So let’s start with the beginning of that storyline in Howard the Duck #6 (November 1976, the first monthly issue), “The Secret House of Forbidden Cookies!”

Part of Gerber’s modus operandi on Howard was to parody other genres in comics and popular fiction: hence, Howard the Duck #1 burlesqued sword and sorcery. This time the target is the Gothic romance, and so, of course, it begins in a dark and stormy night. Following the Joseph Campbell monomyth pattern, the story starts out with our protagonist, Howard, and his companion Beverly at a low point. Having embarked on that particularly American form of quest, the road trip, Howard and Beverly have been reduced to hitchhiking in a torrential rainstorm. The lone passing motorist on the road at that time of night might have given Beverly a ride, but he panicked upon seeing her companion, reacting as if he’d seen a monster out of, yes, a Gothic horror novel: “It–it’s hideous–inhuman–not a man at all.” In other words, it’s a duck. The driver would have killed Howard and Beverly had they not leapt inside–into the mud. Beverly, usually the more optimistic of the two, postulates that the driver “lost control” of the car. Howard, more cynical about human attitudes towards him, is sure that the driver intended to kill them. And this is far from the last attempt on his life in the course of these four issues.

But then Beverly understandably turns distraught, and she and Howard reverse roles. Now he is the optimist, assuring her that “somebody is bound to come along.” But right now their situation resembles a wetter version of Waiting for Godot. Furious at Howard for getting them into their plight (and giving him a good kick), Beverly turns to hyperbole (“Nobody’ll ever use this road again!”) and evokes a fate worse than death. “We’ll have to eat each other to survive!” she asserts, not explaining just how they could manage to simultaneously devour one another. “That’d be understandable in the Andes,” Beverly says, grappling with the ironically humdrum nature of their predicament, “but not in the Poconos!”

Their plight is ridiculous, yet suddenly Gerber and Colan succeed in making it affectingly real. Fed up with the turmoil of her life since she met Howard, Beverly leaves him. Her parting words are “I can’t tolerate your stubbornness or petty fits of rage anymore!” That could be a line from an entirely serious story about lovers breaking up. Howard’s reaction is both credible and nuanced. At first, emotionally devastated, he seeks to placate her by hesitatingly agreeing with her decision (“if that’s what ya really want“) and admitting his faults (“I can’t deny I’m hell to live with”), perhaps in the hope that his concessions will change her mind. But Howard is too brokenhearted to adhere to his strategy, and suddenly calls out after her. She answers, but this time her anger triggers Howard’s temper, and he literally turns his back on her.

Frank Brunner drew Howard’s initial solo stories, but to my mind Gene Colan is Howard’s foremost artist. From the first time I saw his work, I’ve admired Gene Colan’s handsomely realistic style, which surely owes a debt to the great American illustrators. Yet he also draws Howard with the proper cartooniness. What amazes me about his work on Howard the Duck is that he somehow seamlessly blends the cartooniness of the duck and the naturalism of the people and backgrounds into a credible whole, so that you can believe that Howard and Beverly exist in the same world.

Beyond that, Gerber’s Howard the Duck provided opportunities for Colan to demonstrate his ability to make the characters he drew “act.” In the aforementioned breakup sequence, Colan captures the shifts in Howard’s emotions from sympathy over Beverly’s despair to irritation to being stunned when she says she’s leaving him to a look of vulnerability with a hint of desperation, to his final angry resignation, captured in both the look in his eyes and his body language.

Wandering through the rain, Beverly eventually reaches the archetypal Gothic mansion in the middle of nowhere, where she is mistaken for the new governess, a role played by Gothic heroines from Jane Eyre to Dark Shadows‘ Victoria Winters. Having, in effect, walked into a Gothic novel, the exhausted Beverly accepts the role that is assigned to her (“Oh, heck–why not? Anything that’ll get me in the door!”).

The next morning Howard awakens to the latest variation on Gerber’s “You’re a duck!” trope. This time he is found by Reverend Joon Moon Yuc and his young followers, the “Yucchies,” who regard Howard as a “devil-duck,” a creature of Satan, and a sign that “the last days” are upon them. Reverend Yuc and his followers are parodies of Reverend Sun Myung Moon, who moved to the United States in 1971, and the members of his Unification Church, called the “Moonies.” Reverend Moon is no longer as prominent in the news as he was in the 1970s, but Reverend Yuc and the Yucchies still work as parodies of religious cultists and fanatics.

Professing to be “a servant of the Lord,” Reverend Yuc abandons his feigned humility a few panels later, asserting that he knows the will of God. “My word is as the Lord’s,” he declares, and he begins to lead his acolytes in praying to God “to strike this creature dead with a bolt from heaven!” Howard gulps nervously, doubtless fearing what will happen if lightning does not strike and the Reverend decides to take divine vengeance into his own hands.

Who would be the contemporary counterpart of Reverend Yuc? I am reminded of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson’s infamous agreement that the 9/11 terrorist attacks were God’s punishment on America for harboring feminists, gays, and pro-abortion activists.

In bringing Reverend Yuc onstage, Gerber has not diverged from this issue’s overall satiric theme. Reverend Yuc fills the role of the fanatical clergyman who leads the witch hunt (like the Reverend Trask in Dark Shadows), and the Yucchies are his congregation.

Luckily, the Yucchies are diverted from attempting to destroy Howard by the arrival of a bearded horseman in period dress, Heathcliff Rochester (whose names reference the brooding leading men of Wuthering Heights and Jane Eyre), who turns out to be a representative of the Seven Gables real estate company (in a shout out to Nathaniel Hawthorne). Having apparently been misinformed as to the name of his prospective client, Rochester addresses Howard as “Reverend Duck.” Like Beverly, Howard accepts the proffered role, which at least enables him to escape Reverend Yuc’s clutches.

Meanwhile, Beverly and her new pupil. Patsy, are having breakfast at opposite ends of the typical long table in the mansion’s typically immense dining room, forcing them to shout in order to hear each other. Patsy’s mad mother (another allusion to Jane Eyre, and other Gothic and romantic works) alerts her that the local villagers are charging up the hill to destroy her. (Rochester later explains that they regard Patsy as “some sort of witch.”) Beverly comments that it reminds her of Frankenstein “with a few contemporary touches”: the leader wears a hard hat, and they’ve brought a crane with a wrecking ball to demolish the mansion. To protect the house, Rochester unleashes the hounds, who proceed to trample Howard in pursuing the villagers.

Watching this, Beverly initially reacts with concern for Howard and rushes out to him, before remembering they had split up and striking an appropriately defiant pose. Mirroring her anger, Howard launches into an inner monologue in thought balloons: “Why should I care if I never see her again? What possible mutual attraction could rationally exist between a duck and–that? It defies every law of nature!” Howard continually faces bigotry from the humans he encounters; now he is giving in to anti-human prejudice against Beverly.

But then Beverly provides him with an opening (“I’m not inflexible. I might be persuaded. . .or charmed. . .”), and Howard immediately seizes it (“On the other hand, I’ve never felt constrained to follow convention”) and rushes into the equally overjoyed Beverly’s arms. Howard’s anger and even anti-human bigotry towards Beverly were merely defense mechanisms for coping with the pain of her rejection. As they hug, Howard thinks, “How could this be wrong–or insane–when it feels so good?” Absurd as the relationship between a woman and a talking duck may be on the surface, this scene is surprisingly moving. Through it Gerber has mounted a touching defense of any unconventional form of love. Readers may choose to interpret the bond between Howard and Beverly as a metaphor for whatever kind of relationship they like. As both Beverly and Howard weep with joy, he tells her, “I know how it goes. Love is strange, an’ all that!”

Howard and Beverly return to the mansion, where Reverend Yuc and his witch-hunting cultists soon arrive to “exorcise” the mansion. Patsy leads everyone to (where else?) the mansion’s tower room, which contains equipment out of a Frankenstein movie and an ominous, enormous figure concealed beneath a sheet. Patsy contends that she is “just baking cookies” and “this whole set-up is nothing more than a glorified Suzy Homemaker oven!” Gerber has hit upon a sharp satiric idea here, comparing the archetypal mad scientist creating his monster to a child baking cookies or playing with dolls. A little girl will pretend that her Barbie doll is real, and Dr. Frankenstein brings his own “plaything” to life. And so this issue concludes with Patsy, defying the “ignorant, unscientific rabble” in the best mad scientist tradition, pulling the archetypal lever, and bringing to life–her gigantic Gingerbread Man! (This, by the way, is eight years before the 1984 movie Ghostbusters and its colossal Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.)

Gerber quickly winds up this storyline within the first five pages of the following issue. Howard has a knack for pursuing different strategies than you might expect from the conventional genre hero. Faced with the enormous walking Gingerbread Man, Howard reasons that “It can’t eat usif we eat it first!” and begins “ruthlessly chomping” through the creature’s leg. Soon thereafter the Gothic mansion, like Rebecca‘s Manderlay and Dr. Frankenstein’s laboratory, has gone up in smoke, and Howard and Beverly resume their road trip to the Big Apple.

They get a ride from country western singer Dreyfuss Gultch, a country singer who has been invited to sing the National Anthem at the convention for a third political party, called (get this) the All-Night Party. Gerber had obviously noticed how presidential campaigns enlist popular singers to perform at rallies and conventions, using country singers to appeal to the South.

Beverly asks Gultch if he can get them jobs at the convention, and he complies, although not from a sense of charity: Gerber and Colan visually make it plain that when he offers to do a favor for “such an exceptional pair as you,” he’s not thinking of Howard and Beverly, but of Beverly’s decolletage.

Beyond Gultch’s leering, Gerber continues to make a point of the sexism underlying the male-dominated world of politics. He gets Beverly a job as “Bev, your hospitality girl,” complete with miniskirted costume. “How’s that sound?” she asks Howard, “Like a come-on,” he replied, and indeed, by evening she’s been pinched so much she can’t sit down. Gultch gets Howard a job as a security guard, but when he reports for duty, his superior has a female employee on his lap.

So here are Howard and Beverly in newly assigned roles once again, and Howard’s might seem an unlikely fit. “You know I’m uncomfortable as an authority figure,” he tells Beverly, who knows better: “That’s what they all say–till they put on the uniform! You revel in that sense of power–and you know it.” Howard mulls this over, reflecting, “Sure, even on my world folks costumed themselves to achieve or reinforce a sought-after self-image. . . !” That’s interesting phrasing Gerber used, describing a guard’s uniform as if it were a superhero costume. But that’s something that is important to understand about costumes in the superhero genre: they are like uniforms that people wear in real life to convey an impression of authority. You could say that policemen put on costumes in order to fight crime. Moreover, in general people create a “self-image” through the clothes they choose to wear.

Dismissing the idea that clothes make the duck, Howard tells himself, “ya don’t immediately internalize–“ presumably meaning the image projected by a uniform. Waterfowl, know thyself! Garbed as an authority figure, Howard starts acting the part, imposing common sense solutions on the quarreling politicians he encounters. He has “internalized” his new role, after all.

First Howard wanders into a committee meeting, where a conservative is insisting that “This is the real world–where the Russkies will kill their own people in the name of national security! Our intelligence agencies must have the same freedom to operate. . . .” What, to kill our own people in the name of national security, that all-purpose rationale? A liberal rebuts him, declaring that “our men in mufti deserve our support” (as if anticipating the standard early 21st century rhetorical boilerplate about “supporting the troops”) but contending that “we cannot stoop to condone assassination. . . .” That’s a strong stand that the liberal immediately undercuts by adding, “except in self-defense!”, another all-purpose excuse. Gerber was writing this scene in 1976 about the Cold War, but with just a few alterations it could be a 2008 debate about terrorism between a hard-line right-winger favoring torture “in the name of national security” and a liberal who blusters about human rights but still lets the administration violate them at will.

Exasperated, Howard asks the committee members, “Any of you turkeys know anything about intelligence?” “Not firsthand,” one admits, as if he were in 2008 talking about alleged weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

Later, Howard breaks up an actual physical fight between delegates for presidential candidate Wauldrap (with two “a’s”) and delegates for the rival candidate Wauldrop (with one “a” and an “o”) over who will vote for whom on the third ballot. Gerber was writing about when ballots taken at the Democratic and Republican conventions determined who their presidential candidate would be. After the 1970s one candidate from each of the two parties had accumulated enough delegates in the primaries that his nomination was a foregone conclusion going into the convention. But Gerber’s sequence turns out not to be dated. after all, inasmuch as political commentators have lately been predicting that neither Barack Obama nor Hillary Clinton will have enough delegates before the convention to win on the first ballot. So the political horse-trading that Gerber mocks here will play a role in the 2008 Democratic convention. And, of course, there are few policy differences between Clinton and Obama: in that sense they are the Wauldrap and Wauldrop of the 21st century.

Despite his characteristic desire not to get involved, Howard heroically saves Wauldrop (the one with the “o”) from being killed by a bomb planted on the convention floor (“I can’t knowingly let even a politician die!”). Gerber was doubtlessly thinking of the political assassinations of the 1960s, but now this sequence will make readers think of the current threat of terrorist attacks. Wauldrop understandably resigns as the All-Night Party’s presidential candidate, and Gultch nominates their new hero Howard to take his place. And if some individuial singlehandedy thwarted a terrorist attack at a national poliical convention in real life, wouldn’t there be a move afoot to promote him for political office?

It’s interesting that, as much as Howard agonizes over making decisions, and as much as he wants to avoid getting involved in other people’s trouble, when someone presents him with a new role to fill in life, whether it’s a reverend or a guard or President of the United States–he passively, unenthusiastically goes along with it. It’s as if he’s drifting through life, taking whatever opportunities present themselves. “I guess I got nothin’ planned between now and November,” Howard says, “but–“ No buts. Howard didn’t say no, and he is nominated by acclamation. Thus a political legend is born.

Recall that in Gerber’s story about the life of Darrel Daniel in Man-Thing #5 and 6 (1974), Darrel reacted to the assassination of Robert Kennedy during the 1968 presidential campaign by deciding to become a clown, to try to make people laugh again. The assassinations of the 1960s must have haunted Gerber, as well, but in Howard the Duck #8 (January 1977) he blows the threat up to absurd propottions. Rival assassins kill one another for the chance to assassinate the duck, and a street in Greenwich Village turns into a sort of shooting gallery as Howard and Bev make their escape in Gultch’s bulletproof limousine.

Mind you, according to Howard’s campaign manager, G. Q. Studley (whose name denotes a preoccupation with fashionable images), the fact that “Howard’s assassination quotient” is higher than the Democratic and Republican candidates for president is a plus: “it means that people care!” There’s nothing dated about Gerber’s satire on professional political consultants like Studley, who insists that candidates recite “nice, safe, pre-tested bromidic bombasts,” which were “compiled by out expert equivocators.” Howard contemptuously bites Studley on the nose and walks out to conduct his campaign his own way.

Gerber and Colan segue to a newscast by a familiar-looking anchorman called “Walter Klondike,” who reports on the astonishing success of Howard’s presidential campaign. “According to Klondike, “his relentless candor set him apart at once. In the words of one astonished listener: “˜My God, he’s telling the truth! He’ll be dead in a week!'”

Howard has become a new incarnation of that archetypal American figure, the political outsider who hasn’t been corrupted by the system and who speaks the plain truth. This is a figure of such appeal to Americans that politicians from Eugene McCarthy to Ronald Reagan to Bill Clinton to George W. Bush to John McCain to Barack Obama have all presented themselves as this sort of candidate at some point during their careers. Howard is like a Frank Capra hero, only with feathers and without the naivete. And in bad times the American public fervently responds to a candidate who convincingly stands for change from a rotten status quo; Klondike reports that Howard has won “millions” of supporters.

Howard also proves to be a political performance artist who anticipates Michael Moore. (Gerber even has President Ford comment about Howard’s “theatrics.”) For example, to make his point against pollution, Howard “collected a steam-shovelful of non-returnable containers” and dumped them on their manufacturer’s property.

Klondike presents (fictional) comments on the HTD candidacy from the real life 1976 candidates: Jimmy Carter, depicted as a Democrat uncomfortably straddling both sides of the issue, and Gerard Ford, who seems a clueless Republican president. The names may have changed by 2008, but the character types that Gerber pinpoints here are still with us.

What makes Howard decidedly different from other candidates, apart from his species, is that he really isn’t motivated by the lust for power that drives other politicians. Again mixing his media, Gerber inserts a prose transcript of one of Howard’s press conferences, in which he explains that “I didn’t particularly wanna be president of this coast-to-coast funny farm you hairless apes have set up. When they asked me to run, I’d just been hit on the head an’ didn’t really understand what I was agreein’ to.” But as he tells a fat cat lobbyist, “Well, s’pose I toldja I don’t care if I’m elected? That I’d rather lose than sell out to you oily guys with steel brains and exhaust pipe mouths?” Free from personal ambition, Howard’s candidacy has a purity that other politicians don’t match.

In Howard’s press conference, Gerber continues to rework themes that we examined last week in his Man-Thing stories, but from a comedic perspective. Darrel the clown and Brian Lazarus both rejected the rat race of the business world and its goals of material success. Lazarus feared he had lost his capacity for emotion. Darrel found his true vocation in making people laugh in an unhappy world. Howard tells his audience, “you’ve fashioned an emotionally and intellectually sterile culture. . . .If an individual is unwilling to spend his life in the plodding pursuit of possessions, there’s nothing for “˜im to do! The United States is one big dateless Saturday night! If I’m elected, I’m gonna inject a little life back into you anesthetized Americans! For four years this country’s gonna get down an’ boogie, see?” Indeed, the campaign slogan on the real Howard the Duck campaign buttons that Gerber sold in 1976 was “Get down, America!” which also was a sly reference to the candidate’s downy feathers.

In the concluding pages of issue 8, Howard and Beverly run a “gauntlet” of assassination attempts by “special interest” groups. Whether Gerber thought that special interests would really resort to murdering a candidate they opposed, I do not know. I prefer to think of this sequence as employing hyperbole to satirize the lengths to which political “attack machines” will go to figuratively destroy a candidate.

What finally does in Howard’s candidacy is, beneath its comedic aspect, believable indeed, as politicians such as Gary Hart, Bill Clinton, and now maybe John McCain could attest: a sex scandal. The media publishes a (faked) photograph of Howard and Beverly taking a bath together.

Exactly why this is so scandalous is left up to the readers. Is it because Howard and Bev aren’t married? Here Gerber is puncturing the hypocrisy of the political world, since he took pains to depict the convention as a hotbed of covert sex. Or is Gerber suggesting that the general public is less open-minded than Howard and Beverly about the unconventional relationship between a human and a waterfowl?

Beneath the bathtub photo, Gerber ran a caption promoting the title of the next issue’s story: “The Bite of the Beaver! (Chomp!)” I confess that in 1976 this reference to vagina dentata went right over my head–and obviously, over the heads of Marvel editorial and the Comics Code as well!

In the next issue, Howard the Duck #9 (Feb. 1977), it turns out that the photo was faked by a hotel bellboy, a fanatical youth who is in the employ of Pierre Dentifris, an even more fanatical foreign mastermind from, of all places, Canada. So Howard and Beverly head up north, where they meet a square-jawed Mountie named Sergeant Preston Dudley, whose name alludes both to Jay Ward’s Dudley Do-Right and to the now nearly forgotten radio and television series, Sgt. Preston of the Yukon (which was–what a small world!–originally produced by George W. Trendle, who also presided over the creation of The Lone Ranger and The Green Hornet).

When Howard and company finally encounter Pierre Dentifris, “Canada’s only super-patriot,” he turns out to be a bearded recluse who rants against America and the “way you barbarians invaded and polluted us with your industry, your so-called culture–!” Surely Gerber was satirizing rabidly anti-American foreign critics. But in 2008, I think that Dentifris has a new relevance that Gerber could not have anticipated. Now to me Dentifris looks like a satiric foreshadowing of Osama bin Laden, raving from his isolated hideaway against American culture and employing fanatical youths to carry out his plots against the United States. Dentifris is conducting his own sort of secular jihad against America. Coincidentally, he even takes control of an airplane as part of his scheme; Sgt. Dudley comments that this is “his modus operandi. . .Pierre always uses bellboys and robot planes.”

Ultimately Dentifris, costumed as “Le Beaver,” has a showdown with Howard on a rope suspended over Niagara Falls. And yes, Gerber even makes an allusion (“Slowly he turns. . . .”) to the classic vaudeville routine about Niagara Falls, probably best known to Baby Boomers from the 1944 Three Stooges short Gents without Cents. Once again choosing a rational but unexpected alternative to standard heroic behavior, Howard decides that the fight is stupid and waddles off the rope back to safety, while Le Beaver falls to his apparent demise. (But considering that the Canadian dollar is now worth more than the American one, I’d say that Le Beaver has finally gotten his revenge.)

Howard’s harrowing experiences leave him on the brink of a nervous breakdown, and Howard the Duck #10 (March 1976) consists of an issue-long surrealistic dream sequence which Gerber titled “Song-Cry of the Living Dead Duck,” kidding his own Man-Thing classic. I could easily keep on going analyzing this brilliant series, but this week’s column is long enough, and this is a good place to stop.

So, yes, Gerber’s Howard the Duck not only stands the test of time, but its satire even proves unexpectedly relevant to current events.

In the 1950s and 1960s Walt Kelly’s Pogo ran for President every four years, and over the decades I hoped that Howard would likewise run–or waddle– again for the Presidency, but he never did, Mind you, this would only have worked if Steve Gerber had written the stories. Others have tried, but Howard is so personal a creation that no one but Gerber ever truly captured the character or the feel of his series. Some years back, Gerber wrote a new Howard the Duck miniseries for Marvel’s MAX line, and I worried that, after so many years, he would be unable to recapture the magic of the original. But he did, and the MAX series matched the standards Gerber set in his 1970s Howard stories. One of my only regrets was that Gene Colan didn’t draw the mini-series.

My other regret was that Gerber never did a follow-up Howard series, for reasons I do not know. And now it’s too late.

Its like the new Batman mini-series that Steve Englehart and Marshall Rogers were working on when Rogers passed away, and that now will never come to be. It’s disconcerting to think of the stories that could have been done by comics creators who died too early, if only they had been asked when they were still here.

Imagine if Steve Gerber had written about a new Howard presidential run during the Reagan years, or the Clinton administration, or during the regime of George W. Bush? But the point is that we can’t. No one else as yet has fully recreated Gerber’s unique satiric vision.

Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

Win the LORD OF DARKNESS Premium Format Figure from Sideshow!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Sideshow Collectibles, the exclusive edition of their LORD OF DARKNESS Premium Format Figure from the film LEGEND.

The Lord of Darkness Premium Format Figure utilizes a wide variety of materials to capture the costuming, make-up effects, and demonic menace of the classic character. The real fabric costuming is incredibly elaborate, combining more than ten different fabrics and other materials. The figure is hand cast in high-quality, heavy-weight polystone, then hand-finished and hand-painted to exacting standards. Each Lord of Darkness includes a high-quality display base, allowing the figure to stand at over 23-inches tall.

The Sideshow Exclusive version of Lord of Darkness Premium Format Figure includes an accessory available nowhere else, interchangeable components that will allow you to change Darkness’s sword for the unicorn horn!

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/26/2008

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Mel’s Rock Pile Gives a Tribute to Punk Music, Part 1… (Thingamabob)

February 25, 2008

QUICK STOP EXCLUSIVE: I’m F***ing Seth Rogen

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    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Shout! Factory, a copy of COMIC RELIEF: THE GREATEST & THE LATEST on DVD.

    Contest ends at midnight EST on Monday, March 3rd.

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    The Greatest Movie Blog Of All Time: The Oscar Running Man

    Filed under: Columns,The Greatest Movie Blog of All Time — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:34 am

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    Well it’s Oscar night”¦ again. In past websites and incarnations of my bull I’ve done a recap of the show after the fact but this year I thought maybe I’d try something new, a “live” recap blog. Yes, I’ll do my best to articulate my thoughts as they come to me. This will likely be boring as all get out, but you knew that was a possibility when you started reading something written by me, right? It’s on YOU!

    5:27 PM PT ““ The pre-show is just ending and America’s new favorite old fart Regis (sorry Andy Rooney) is in the front row pointing out celebrities he recognizes including “Xavier” Bardem seated right next to Jack Nicholson. Jack has courtside seats to Lakers games and the Oscars every year it seems. Also of note, I missed all the fashion reporting. YAY ME!

    5:30 PM PT ““ And the show begins”¦ with about the oddest opening I’ve seen yet. What appears to be a UPS trucks races through “Hollywood” dodging a variety of “classic” characters. Um”¦ huh?

    5:32 PM PT ““ Jon Stewart emerges from a tube. “Tonight, welcome to the makeup sex!”

    5:34 PM PT- Stewart is really in his element. Referring to the number of bleak characters and films nominated this year: “Does this town need a hug?” “All I can say is thank God for teen pregnancy.”

    5:41 PM PT ““ Jennifer Garner strolls out to present the first award of the night: Best Costume Design. My pick: La Vie En Rose. The winner: Elizabeth ““ The Golden Age. 0 for 1. Crap. I mean, yay for the women in the funky glasses who gave a 3 second acceptance speech. That was classy.

    5:47 PM PT ““ George Clooney is so cool he doesn’t ever need ice cubes in his drinks. Okay that was dumb, but now he’s on stage to present a 80 years of Oscar retrospective montage. Retrospective pieces like this are usually my favorite part of the show but I gotta say, this one sucks. It’s an absolute mess. I mean editing it to “My Heart Will Go On?” C’mon. Some nice moments but really not well thought out.

    5:51 PM PT ““ Anne Hathaway (hubba) and Steve Carrell (stars of the upcoming Get Smart movie, hence the theme music) arrive to present the award for Best Animated Feature. My Pick: Ratatouille. Winner: Ratatouille. HA! 1 for 2. Brad Bird really does look a bit like a bird. Nice acceptance speech though.

    5:56 PM PT ““ Katherine Heigl (hubba) is out to”¦ I’m sorry lost my concentration”¦ Where was I? Oh right, she’s there to present the award for Best Makeup. My Pick: La Vie En Rose. Winner: La Vie En Rose. Don’t call it a come back, I’ve been here for 30 minutes. I’m now 2 for 3. Wait! Why did Katherine have to leave the frame?! Come back!

    5:59 PM PT ““ “Happy Working Song” song by Amy Adams. I love Amy Adams, but I’ll never understand having musical and dance numbers at the Oscars. Why is she on stage all by herself?

    6:06 PM PT ““ Stewart: “Welcome back to the 80th Academy Awards. In case you’re wondering what we all do here during the commercial break, mostly we just sit around making catty remarks about the outfits you’re all wearing at home.”

    6:07 PM PT ““ Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson presents for Best Visual Effects. My pick: Transformers. Winner: The Golden Compass. 2 for 4. First time winners, interesting. One of the winners reads a quote from Walt Disney: “It’s kinda fun to do the impossible.” Indeed.

    6:10 PM PT ““ Cate Blanchett arrives to present the award for Achievement in Art Direction. My pick: Sweeney Todd. Winner: Sweeney Todd. 3 for 5. Okay, I’m back over 50%, there’s hope for me yet.

    6:13 PM PT ““ A retrospective montage on the Best Supporting Actor award.

    6:15 PM PT ““ Jennifer Hudson comes out to present the award for Best Supporting Actor (didn’t see that one coming). Really strong field this year. My pick: Javier Bardem for No Country for Old Men. Winner: Javier Bardem. 4 for 6! No big surprise, Javier was the odds on favorite. Classy acceptance speech. Right about now Regis is going, “Javier?! What’d I say?”

    6:23 PM PT ““ Oscar’s salute to binoculars and periscopes. Kinda funny, kinda stupid. “Bad Dreams: An Oscar Salute.” Funnier.

    6:24 PM PT ““ Keri Russell (who was fantastic in “Waitress”) introduces the nominee for Best Original Song, “Raise It Up” from August Rush in which she starred.

    6:28 PM PT ““ Owen Wilson arrives to present the award for Best Live Action Short Film. My pick: The Tonto Woman. Winner: Le Mozart Des Pickpockets. 4 for 7. I had no shot really, that clip from The Tonto Woman looked terrible.

    6:31 PM PT ““ Jerry Seinfeld’s bee from Bee Movie (a film that was not nominated) presents a short clip on bees in cinema. Kinda cute, kinda stupid. The bee also presents the award for Best Animated Short Film. My pick: Peter & The Wolf. I’m in real trouble here. Winner: Peter & The Wolf. HA! 5 for 8. Totally pulled that one out of my ass.

    6:34 PM PT ““ A retrospective on Best Supporting Actress. Now, these are retrospectives are on the winners receiving the award and no footage of the performances that won them the award. I guess this year it’s all about remembering the award and not the work.

    6:35 PM PT- Alan Arkin comes out to present the award. My pick: Cate Blanchett for I’m Not There. Winner: Tilda Swinton for Michael Clayton. Wow, first surprise of the night? She was great in Michael Clayton. Of course, now I’m 5 for 9. This is payback for Peter & The Wolf.

    6:40 PM PT ““ Sidney Poitier reflects on the experience of winning an Academy Award. Now that was kinda cool. Not amazing, but at least somewhat interesting. So far these retrospectives are really terrible. I’m not impressed by any of them.

    6:44 PM PT ““ Pregnant Jessica Alba comes out to talk about the Nerd Oscars (I mean the Scientific and Technical Awards). I wish they would televise those awards.

    6:45 PM PT ““ Josh Brolin and James McAvoy present the award for Best Adapted Screenplay. Seems a bit of a conflict of to have Brolin up there given that No Country For Old Men is nominated. Brolin and Nicholson joke about Brolin’s terrible Nicholson impression. When in trouble, bounce a joke off of Jack. I suppose that’s really why he sits in the front row. On to the award. My Pick: No Country For Old Men. Winner: No Country For Old Men. 6 for 10. Back in the saddle again”¦

    6:50 PM PT ““ Finally! Something interesting! A short, behind the scenes piece about the nomination and award process. This is actually kinda funny and informative! And Michael Bay’s only chance of getting on the show!

    6:52 PM PT ““ Miley Cyrus comes out to introduce the 3rd nominated song, “That’s How You Know” from Enchanted. Bathroom break time!

    7:00 PM PT ““ “And the baby goes to”¦” Jon Stewart is on fire.

    7:01 PM PT ““ Dame Judi Densch and Halle Berry ““ oh wait it’s actually Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen riffing on who’s gives off a more Halle Berry vibe. Funny. The award is for Best Sound Editing. My Pick: Ratatouille. Winner: The Bourne Ultimatum. 6 for 11. I really suck at this. I mean I’m amazingly bad. It’s only dumb luck I got 6 right. My two year old niece could do a better job of picking winners than me at this point.

    7:05 PM PT ““ Rogen and Hill back at it again. The award is Achievement in Sound Mixing. My pick: Transformers. Winner: The Bourne Ultimatum. 6 for 12. Man, it’s like Jason Bourne came into my living room and kicked me in the balls.

    7:08 PM PT ““ Best Actress winners montage. Guess what’s coming next!!!

    7:09 PM PT ““ Forrest Whitaker presents the award for Best Actress. My pick: Ellen Page for Juno. I’m sorry Ellen, at the rate I’m going, it’s not looking good for you. Winner: Marion Cotillard for La Vie En Rose. Come here Ellen, let me console you (she doesn’t look that upset, actually). I’m now 6 for 13, including missing the past 3 winners.

    7:18 PM PT ““ Back from commercials and Jon Stewart playing Wii on the big screen. Hysterical. Colin Farrell comes out to introduce the 4th nominated song, “Falling Slowly” from Once (this was my pick, by the way. So it clearly hasn’t a snowball’s chance in hell.) This is a beautiful song, I’m off to iTunes.

    7:22 PM PT ““ Jack Nicholson earns his seat by presenting a retrospective on the Best Picture winners. Wow, I can’t believe they ran through them all. This might be the best montage of the night. Is it just me or do the winners from the last 10 years or so been less than memorable?

    7:28 PM PT ““ Renee Zellweger presents the award for Best Editing. My pick (sigh): No Country For Old Men. Winner: The Bourne Ultimatum (third win). I’m an embarrassing 6 for 14.

    7:31 PM PT ““ Nicole Kidman presents an honorary award to legendary production designer Robert Boyle (who is 98!!!). He was 18 when the Oscars started. This guy has done some amazing work. While I’m quite familiar with the films he’s worked on, I’m embarrassed to say I had no idea it was him.

    7:35 PM PT ““ Sharp as a tack, Robert Boyle comes out to a standing ovation: “That’s the great part about getting old. I don’t recommend the other part.” Ha! This is my favorite moment of the night.

    7:42 PM PT ““ Penelope Cruz presents the award for Best Foreign Language Film. My pick (and sure loser): The Counterfeiters. Winner: The Counterfeiters. Well okay I’m now 7 for 15 but that’s a pick I stole from Entertainment Weekly. I mean I’ll take it but I’m not proud of it.

    7:44 PM PT ““ Patrick Dempsey introduces the 5th nominated song, “So Close” from Enchanted. Another bathroom break!

    7:48 PM PT ““ John Travolta hams his way on to the stage so he can present the winner for Best Original Song. My Pick: “Falling Slowly” from Once. Winner: “Falling Slowly”. Fantastic. 8 for 16 and I’m back at .500. It’s a beautiful song (update from iTunes, it’s not available by itself, you have to spend $10 for the whole album”¦ which is probably a good idea). The orchestra plays before Market Irglova can give her thanks.

    7:56 PM PT ““ After the break, Jon Stewart brings Marketa Irglova back on stage to say her thank yous, which she didn’t get to do before due to time constraints. Wow, classy moment and an awards first. And she fucking NAILS it.

    7:58 PM PT ““ “Our next presenter is talented and beautiful. Apparently that’s what it takes to get ahead in this town”. Cameron Diaz presents the award for Best Cinematography. Will my streak continue?! My pick: Robert Elswitt for There Will Be Blood. Winner Robert Elswitt for There Will Be Blood. Someone must’ve cued the rally monkey! I’ve snagged the last 3 and stand at 9 for 17.

    8:01 PM PT ““ Hillary Swank introduces the In Memoriam montage. This year they added the dates (February 1st 2007 to January 31st 2008). The house remains dark and silent as ABC cuts to a goofy GMC commercial.

    8:08 PM PT ““ Amy Adams presents the award for Best Original Score. My pick: Dario Marianelli for Atonement. Winner: Dario Marianelli for Atonement. I am, dare I say, en fuego. 4 in a row and now standing at 10 for 18.

    8:11 PM PT ““ Tom Hanks introduces six soldiers live from Baghdad who present the award for Best Documentary (Short Subject). My pick: Salim Baba. Winner: Freeheld. I got cocky and fate struck me down. Now 10 for 19.

    8:15 PM PT ““ Tom Hanks presents the award for Best Documentary Feature. My pick: No End In Sight. Winner: Taxi to the Dark Side. I’m shocked (and now 10 for 20). I’m really surprised by this as No End in Sight was an amazing film (forget documentary) and Taxi To The Dark Side is a goofy title. But admittedly I’ve never seen and now I’ll have to check it out.

    8:19 PM PT – Only four awards left as the show approaches the 3 hour mark. You know the real reason the awards show is often so long? The 5 minute commercial breaks.

    8:23 PM PT ““ (4 minutes later!) Harrison Ford arrives to present the award for Best Original Screenplay. My Pick: Diablo Cody for Juno. Winner: Diablo Cody. 11 for 21. (be humble, be humble, be humble). Diablo Cody gives a very touching acceptance speech.

    8:26 PM PT – ANOTHER COMMERCIAL! 4 minutes of commercial. 3 minutes of show.

    8:29 PM PT ““ Montage of Best Actor award presentations. Let me guess what’s comin’ up”¦

    8:30 PM PT ““ The always classy Helen Mirren presents the award for Best Actor. My pick (and virtually everyone else’s): Daniel Day-Lewis for There Will Be Blood. Winner: Daniel Day-Lewis. Day-Lewis bows before Helen Mirren. For those still keeping score, I’m at 12 for 22.

    8:40 PM PT ““ Montage of Best Director award presentations.

    8:42 PM PT ““ The great Martin Scorsese presents the award for Best Director. My pick: Joel & Ethan Coen for No Country For Old Men. Winner: Joel & Ethan Coen. 13 for 23.

    8:44 PM PT ““ Denzel Washington presents the 80th award for Best Picture. My pick: No Country For Old Men. Winner: No Country For Old Men. I finish the night 14 for 24. Terrible.

    Well that about wraps it up. I thought Jon Stewart did a phenomenal job as host but many of the montages and additional pieces seemed rushed, whether that be because of the limited time frame provided by the writer’s strike or poor production overall I don’t know.

    Thanks again for reading my bull.


    Brett Deacon was voted least likely to win an Academy Award in high school, but was in fact voted most likely to write an Oscar blog, a good 10 years before anyone knew what a blog was

    Cabin Fever #12: The World On iTunes

    Filed under: Cabin Fever — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:16 am

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    Oh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

    cabin.jpgCabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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    cabin2008-02-25-01.jpgCABIN FEVER #12: The World On iTunes – And so we’re back from outer space. Don’t turn around now with that sad look upon your face. We can blame the delay of episode 12 purely on the fact that Aaron went on a trip to Belgium (no, he wasn’t “In Bruge”). However, we came back with a little wizzbang show containing pedophilic elephants, handlebar mustachioed air-hostesses and talk of an odd statue Aaron found on holidays. There’s music from the likes of Credit, The Bad Habits and, Jasper McVain. Good times! As always if you like what you hear, then drop us a line. We’re whores for props so feed this machine!

    [CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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    Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/25/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Sarah Silverman is copulating with Matt Damon… (Thingamabob)

    February 23, 2008

    Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #32: Golden Bets

    Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:01 am

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

    VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #32: Golden Bets – Ken & Dana return with their 2nd annual Oscars bet, wherein they both challenge each other’s prognostication skills and make another round of ludicrous wagers.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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    February 22, 2008

    The Greatest Movie Blog Of All Time: Golden Statues Of Naked Men

    Filed under: Columns,The Greatest Movie Blog of All Time — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:58 pm

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    A bit of a disclaimer: If you use this list to cheat on your office pool and then lose, don’t blame me. I don’t need that kind of pressure. These are my best educated guesses. I haven’t seen every film nominated this year, though I have seen all five best picture nominees. And like a hypocrite, I will also be cheating (but at least referencing my source). So if you do use my picks you are hereby required to pay me a royalty (as for the sources I copied off of, let me deal with that).

    And on with the picks (my picks in italics):

    Best animated feature film

    • “Persepolis” – Marjane Satrapi and Vincent Paronnaud
    • * “Ratatouille” – Brad Bird
    • “Surf’s Up” – Ash Brannon and Chris Buck

    Comments: Why is “Surf’s Up” nominated? How did that one sneak past the goalkeeper? Anyway, Ratatouille is the easy pick here being the most popular of the films (though don’t be too surprised if “Persepolis” pulls off an upset).

    Achievement in Art Direction

    • “American Gangster” – Art Direction: Arthur Max; Set Decoration: Beth A. Rubino
    • “Atonement” – Art Direction: Sarah Greenwood; Set Decoration: Katie Spencer
    • “The Golden Compass” – Art Direction: Dennis Gassner; Set Decoration: Anna Pinnock
    • * “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” – Art Direction: Dante Ferretti; Set Decoration: Francesca Lo Schiavo
    • “There Will Be Blood” – Art Direction: Jack Fisk; Set Decoration: Jim Erickson

    Comments: “Sweeney Todd” has to win somewhere and this is its best shot.

    Achievement in Costume Design

    • “Across the Universe” – Albert Wolsky
    • “Atonement” – Jacqueline Durran
    • “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” – Alexandra Byrne
    • * “La Vie en Rose” – Marit Allen
    • “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” – Colleen Atwood

    Comments: Tough category as all films are period pieces (period films often being a shoo-in for this award). Still, never forget that the overall quality of the film can overshadow the contributions of any individual area and that applies here. I’m going with “La Vie en Rose”.

    Best Documentary Feature

    • * “No End in Sight” – Charles Ferguson and Audrey Marrs
    • “Operation Homecoming: Writing the Wartime Experience” – Richard E. Robbins
    • “Sicko” – Michael Moore and Meghan O’Hara
    • “Taxi to the Dark Side” – Alex Gibney and Eva Orner
    • “War/Dance” – Andrea Nix Fine and Sean Fine

    Comments: Do you remember when “Hoop Dreams” wasn’t nominated for best documentary deature 14 years ago (and judging by the looks on your faces you probably don’t)? Everyone went apeshit like it was a national tragedy and the Academy reworked its nomination process for this category. Well, there’s another glaring omission this year. There are four films here about the war in Iraq and one film about our ridiculous healthcare system. All relevant issues but none of them were as thrilling as “In The Shadow of The Moon” (a film I talked about in last week’s blog). Still, “No End In Sight” was a refreshingly bipartisan take on the war in Iraq and should be the clear winner.

    Best Documentary (Short subject)

    • “Freeheld” A Lieutenant Films Production: Cynthia Wade and Vanessa Roth
    • “La Corona (The Crown)” A Runaway Films and Vega Films Production: Amanda Micheli and Isabel Vega
    • * “Salim Baba” A Ropa Vieja Films and Paradox Smoke Production: Tim Sternberg and Francisco Bello
    • “Sari’s Mother” (Cinema Guild) A Daylight Factory Production: James Longley

    Comments: Haven’t seen any of these. Entertainment Weekly says “Freeheld” and “Sari’s Mother” are strong contenders. Coin flipping “¦ tails! “Salim Baba” is my pick.

    Best Foreign Language Film of the Year

    • “Beaufort” Israel
    • * “The Counterfeiters” Austria
    • “Katyn” Poland
    • “Mongol” Kazakhstan
    • “12” Russia

    Comments: This is where I cheat. I haven’t seen any of these films. Entertainment Weekly says “The Counterfeiters” is a shoo-in. I’m sold.

    Achievement in Makeup

    • * “La Vie en Rose” – Didier Lavergne and Jan Archibald
    • “Norbit” – Rick Baker and Kazuhiro Tsuji
    • “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” – Ve Neill and Martin Samuel

    Comments: Here’s where you go with the best reviewed film. I don’t think Academy voters can in good conscience make “Norbit” an Academy Award-winning film no matter how good Rick Baker is.

    Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures (Original Score)

    • *”Atonement” – Dario Marianelli
    • “The Kite Runner” – Alberto Iglesias
    • “Michael Clayton” – James Newton Howard
    • “Ratatouille” – Michael Giacchino
    • “3:10 to Yuma” – Marco Beltrami

    Comments: Johnny Greenwood’s haunting score for “There Will Be Blood” should’ve been nominated (and would far and away be my choice). But it wasn’t, so my pick is “Atonement” as the score was one of the few memorable things about that movie.

    Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures (Original Song)

    • * “Falling Slowly” from “Once” – Music and Lyric by Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova
    • “Happy Working Song” from “Enchanted” – Music by Alan Menken; Lyric by Stephen Schwartz
    • “Raise It Up” from “August Rush” – Music and Lyric by Jamal Joseph, Charles Mack and Tevin Thomas
    • “So Close” from “Enchanted” – Music by Alan Menken; Lyric by Stephen Schwartz
    • “That’s How You Know” from “Enchanted” – Music by Alan Menken; Lyric by Stephen Schwartz

    Comments: I haven’t seen “Once” or “Enchanted” but I’m going to play the “split-the-vote” card (the belief that 3 nominations from one film will cancel each other out) and pick “Falling Slowly” from “Once” to win.

    Best Animated Short Film

    • “I Met the Walrus” A Kids & Explosions Production: Josh Raskin
    • “Madame Tutli-Putli” (National Film Board of Canada) A National Film Board of Canada Production Chris Lavis and Maciek Szczerbowski
    • “Même les Pigeons Vont au Paradis (Even Pigeons Go to Heaven)” (Premium Films) A BUF Compagnie Production Samuel Tourneux and Simon Vanesse
    • “My Love (Moya Lyubov)” (Channel One Russia) A Dago-Film Studio, Channel One Russia and Dentsu Tec Production Alexander Petrov
    • * “Peter & the Wolf” (BreakThru Films) A BreakThru Films/Se-ma-for Studios Production Suzie Templeton and Hugh Welchman

    Comments: I haven’t seen any of these films, but I know the story of Peter & The Wolf so that’s my pick.

    Best Live Action Short Film

    • “At Night” A Zentropa Entertainments 10 Production: Christian E. Christiansen and Louise Vesth
    • “Il Supplente (The Substitute)” (Sky Cinema Italia) A Frame by Frame Italia Production: Andrea Jublin
    • “Le Mozart des Pickpockets (The Mozart of Pickpockets)” (Premium Films) A Karé Production: Philippe Pollet-Villard
    • “Tanghi Argentini” (Premium Films) An Another Dimension of an Idea Production: Guido Thys and Anja Daelemans
    • *”The Tonto Woman” A Knucklehead, Little Mo and Rose Hackney Barber Production: Daniel Barber and Matthew Brown

    Comments: I like the title “The Tonto Woman”. No idea what it means. I’ll pick it (this is how people lose at the track)

    Achievement in Sound Editing

    • “The Bourne Ultimatum” – Karen Baker Landers and Per Hallberg
    • “No Country for Old Men” – Skip Lievsay
    • *”Ratatouille” – Randy Thom and Michael Silvers
    • “There Will Be Blood” – Christopher Scarabosio and Matthew Wood
    • “Transformers” – Ethan Van der Ryn and Mike Hopkins

    Comments: I always say that there’s nothing more difficult than creating sound for an animated film because all sounds have to be imagined and created. I’m going with “Ratatouille”.

    Achievement in Sound Mixing

    • “The Bourne Ultimatum” – Scott Millan, David Parker and Kirk Francis
    • “No Country for Old Men” – Skip Lievsay, Craig Berkey, Greg Orloff and Peter Kurland
    • “Ratatouille” – Randy Thom, Michael Semanick and Doc Kane
    • “3:10 to Yuma” – Paul Massey, David Giammarco and Jim Stuebe
    • * “Transformers” – Kevin O’Connell, Greg P. Russell and Peter J. Devlin

    Comments: Kevin O’Connell has been nominated 20 times and has never won. He is the Susan Lucci of this category. It’s his time.

    Achievement in Visual Effects

    • “The Golden Compass” – Michael Fink, Bill Westenhofer, Ben Morris and Trevor Wood
    • “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” – John Knoll, Hal Hickel, Charles Gibson and John Frazier
    • * “Transformers” – Scott Farrar, Scott Benza, Russell Earl and John Frazier

    Comments: You can’t say many good things about “Transformers”, but one thing you can say is that the special effects were indeed amazing. Bit of useless trivia: Nominee and ILM wonderboy John Knoll co-created Photoshop.

    Achievement in Film Editing

    • “The Bourne Ultimatum” – Christopher Rouse
    • “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” – Juliette Welfling
    • “Into the Wild” – Jay Cassidy
    • * “No Country for Old Men” – Roderick Jaynes
    • “There Will Be Blood” – Dylan Tichenor

    Comments: I’m going with Roderick Jaynes and I hope he makes an appearance. (There is no Roderick Jaynes, he is a figment of the Coen Brothers’ imagination.)

    Achievement in Cinematography

    • “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” – Roger Deakins
    • “Atonement” – Seamus McGarvey
    • “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” – Janusz Kaminski
    • “No Country for Old Men” – Roger Deakins
    • *”There Will Be Blood” – Robert Elswit

    Comments: Tough choices here. I’ve heard there’s a lot of sentiment for Janusz Kaminski’s work on “The Diving Bell and The Butterfly”. “Atonement” has that one amazing five-minute tracking shot going for it, so that’s a possibility. And then you have Roger Deakins nominated twice. All that considered, I’m going to go with Robert Elswit’s work on “There Will Be Blood”.

    Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

    • * Cate Blanchett in “I’m Not There”
    • Ruby Dee in “American Gangster”
    • Saoirse Ronan in “Atonement”
    • Amy Ryan in “Gone Baby Gone”
    • Tilda Swinton in “Michael Clayton”

    Comments: Wide open field. Ruby Dee has never won and could be a legacy pick. Cate Blanchett and Amy Ryan gave stand-out performances in films that weren’t otherwise nominated. I’m going with Blanchett based on popularity, though I think Amy Ryan is probably more deserving.

    Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

    • Casey Affleck in “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford”
    • * Javier Bardem in “No Country for Old Men”
    • Philip Seymour Hoffman in “Charlie Wilson’s War”
    • Hal Holbrook in “Into the Wild”
    • Tom Wilkinson in “Michael Clayton”

    Comments: Second easiest pick of the night, Javier Bardem’s hitman character Anton is a performance for the ages. The only other performance that can match him is Daniel Day-Lewis’s, and he’s in another category.

    Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role

    • Cate Blanchett in “Elizabeth: The Golden Age”
    • Julie Christie in “Away from Her”
    • Marion Cotillard in “La Vie en Rose”
    • Laura Linney in “The Savages”
    • * Ellen Page in “Juno”

    Comments: Tough call. I’m going with Ellen Page because she really carries that film. Plus, I think Julie Christie and Marion Cotillard could steal votes from each other.

    Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role

    • George Clooney in “Michael Clayton”
    • * Daniel Day-Lewis in “There Will Be Blood”
    • Johnny Depp in “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”
    • Tommy Lee Jones in “In the Valley of Elah”
    • Viggo Mortensen in “Eastern Promises”

    Comments: Easiest pick of the night. Daniel Day-Lewis’s performance drinks every other performance’s milkshake.

    Adapted Screenplay

    • “Atonement”, Screenplay by Christopher Hampton
    • “Away from Her”, Written by Sarah Polley
    • “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly”, Screenplay by Ronald Harwood
    • * “No Country for Old Men”, Written for the screen by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
    • “There Will Be Blood”, Written for the screen by Paul Thomas Anderson

    Comments: I really want to think Sarah Polley can win this, but in the end, it’ll probably be “No Country For Old Men”.

    Original Screenplay

    • * “Juno”, Written by Diablo Cody
    • “Lars and the Real Girl”, Written by Nancy Oliver
    • “Michael Clayton”, Written by Tony Gilroy
    • “Ratatouille”, Screenplay by Brad Bird; Story by Jan Pinkava, Jim Capobianco, Brad Bird
    • “The Savages”, Written by Tamara Jenkins

    Comments: It’s Diablo Cody’s moment.

    Achievement in Directing

    • “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly”, Julian Schnabel
    • “Juno”, Jason Reitman
    • “Michael Clayton”, Tony Gilroy
    • * “No Country for Old Men”, Joel Coen and Ethan Coen
    • “There Will Be Blood”, Paul Thomas Anderson

    Comments: I really want to think that Jason Reitman and Paul Thomas Anderson have a shot here, but “Juno” is probably a bit too cute and “There Will Be Blood” is probably a bit too long.

    Best Motion Picture of the Year

    • “Atonement” (Focus Features) A Working Title Production: Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner and Paul Webster, Producers
    • “Juno” (A Mandate Pictures/Mr. Mudd Production) A Mandate Pictures/Mr. Mudd Production: Lianne Halfon, Mason Novick and Russell Smith, Producers
    • “Michael Clayton” (Warner Bros.) A Clayton Productions, LLC Production: Sydney Pollack, Jennifer Fox and Kerry Orent, Producers
    • *”No Country for Old Men” (Miramax and Paramount Vantage) A Scott Rudin/Mike Zoss Production: Scott Rudin, Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, Producers
    • “There Will Be Blood” (Paramount Vantage and Miramax) A JoAnne Sellar/Ghoulardi Film Company Production: JoAnne Sellar, Paul Thomas Anderson and Daniel Lupi, Producers

    Comments: Two months ago I would’ve said that “No Country For Old Men” was a shoo-in. But lately I think that “There Will Be Blood” with its more epic scope and likability of “Juno” are going to give it a run for its money. And “Michael Clayton” was very well received criticially. However, I don’t think anything can stop “No Country For Old Men” from walking away with the night’s top prize.

    And those are my picks. I’ll be keeping a running blog of the night while I sit in my jammies, munching on popcorn and chocolate-covered pretzels (you know, basically living the dream), and watching the festivities. Check back Monday!

    Brett Deacon, clearly, has no life.

    Comics & Comics: Is This Thing On? Part 2

    Filed under: Columns,Comics and Comics — admin @ 1:17 am

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    Is this thing on?

    Howdy Inter-Webbers, I’m Matt Cohen. And I dig comedy. Always have. From the earliest age, comedy has been a major part of my life. I grew up on the likes of Saturday Night Live and Seinfeld, Simspons and South Park, Monty Python and Mr. Show. When other kids my age were watching He Man and G.I Joe, I was watching the Marx Brothers and Woody Allen movies. Its no surprise that I turned out to be the comedy fan I am today, or that I have in my own life attempted to create worthwhile comedy, be it with sketches Ive written and shot, or Improv I’ve (attempted, miserably) performed. With this background in all things funny,I hope to be able to provide to you a look into the world of Comedy, all the people, places and things that make the scene what it is today. Hope you like. And if not, I can hold a grudge.

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    Small Screen
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    Human Giant: The title refers to Michael Clarke Duncan, and you should expect a Green Mile sized belly full of laughs (I couldn’t help myself.). Aziz Ansari, Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel (Upright Citizens Brigade alumni) are the stars of one of the most bizarre, subversive and hilarious sketch comedy shows in a long time. Maybe not even since the days of The State, which also aired on MTV, have television audiences received such a fresh and unique take on what is historically a pretty sub standard genre. The creators have said in interviews that the sketches are so short in length, as to provide more content per episode, and a higher ratio of laughs to sketches. Simply put “If you don’t like one sketch, wait a minute or two and you’ll have a brand new one to try”. My personal favorites are the whimsically dark “Old Fashioned Fun”, “Blood Oath” and the ongoing saga set at a burger joint, “Space Lords”. The first season of the show was near flawless and with MTV priming the Giant boys to be their new comedy mainstay, hopes are extremely high for their sophomore effort, which premieres on MTV on March 11th. In preparation for the season’s debut and the first seasons DVD release on March 4th, the Giant boys are doing a two-week tour across the country, performing their live, original stage show made famous on the stage of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York City. If they come to your town, I demand you go”¦ Don’t question it”¦ That’s how demands work.

    Flight of the Conchords: Oh, Conchords, how I love thee. New Zealand duo Jemaine Clements and Bret Mckenzie have taken a trip from their native Kiwi land, and have invaded America’s shores, and I for one couldn’t be more thankful. Compared by many to the Tenacious D HBO show of the early nineties, but infinitely funnier, (And I’m a big fan of the D) Conchords is a rare kind of comedic genius, which comes along only once in a long while. It’s a tough sell at first. A Musical/Comedy ( or Comusical, if you will be so kind) starring New Zealand’s “Fourth most popular folk parody duo in which they basically hang around their Lower East Side neighborhood, occasionally playing music at some low rent venue. The bulk of the show is split between dry situational comedy, and brilliant songs, that often times are better music wise then many bands who claim to be “professional” musicians. In fact, Conchords tunes have found a permanent spot on my iTunes play list, and I often find myself driving down the road, singing “Brett you got it going on” or “Most Beautiful girl in the room” at the top of my lungs. This show can be enjoyed on two levels, one for its high level of “Thinking man’s” comedy, which is some of the funniest that has graced our television screens in many years, or, as a straight up musical showcase, with an average of three original, funny, and pretty damn good songs in each episode. With a debut album looming, and the second season ready to go, there is no better time to be a Conchord fan… Do it.

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    Conchords are New Zealand’s best export since… Conchords are New Zealand’s best export.

    The Whitest Kids U Know: They may not be the whitest kids you know (after all, some of you probably live in the Midwest), but they certainly are some of the funniest. With a great mix of traditional sketches, and bizarre but often time hilarious short films, the Kids have hit on a great formula for laughs. The five Kids appear in almost every sketch together, with the exception of Trevor Moore who is the defacto leader (and quite possibly funniest member) of the troupe, and stars in many solo sketches, often framed as messages to the audience, or public service announcements with twists. The ensemble works extremely well together, the viewer can see that these guys are friends in real life. Like any sketch comedy program, Whitest Kids is hit or miss, some sketches missing extremely widely as well. The ratio of laughs to failed jokes in ridiculously in favor of the funny though, so the occasional mediocre or even poor sketch is worthwhile, knowing the comedy gems that wait around the corner. Though this is far from a perfect show, its one of the funniest on television, and I definitely would recommend it to anyone who likes to laugh.

    30 Rock: The second season of 30 Rock, the fictional behind the scenes of a NBC late night sketch comedy show, lived up to the amazingly high standard of comedy the first season set , and then some. Week after week 30 Rock is definitely one of the funniest things on Television today. The entire ensemble cast is hilarious, but particularly the parts played by Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan and Jack Mcbrayer stand out. Tina Fey though the obvious creative force behind the show, takes a back seat performance wise to the zany characters she helped to create. Its not that Liz Lemon isn’t funny, its just that on a sitcom made up a of circus like personalities, the straight man (or in this case, woman) will always get overshadowed. But that’s not to say Fey isn’t the centerpiece of the show. Without the Liz character, none of these comedy greats would have anyone to bounce off of, which is one of the greater aspects of the show, the interaction between Liz and her hopelessly bizarre work staff. Simply put, this show works… really well. The cast is perfect, the writing is brilliant, and it’s established a style for itself that is unique and extremely fun to watch. 30 Rock will be one of those shows people talk about years later, and I for one am along for the ride.

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    What the inside of Aaron Sorkin’s nightmares look like

    The Office: Michael Scott and the rest of his staff at Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch were back in our homes this year, for the fourth consecutive season, and though the show is not the same hilarious product it used to be, its still a consistently laugh filled half hour, which is rare on network television these days. With last season’s finale revelation about the relationship status of everyone’s favorite star crossed lovers, Jim and Pam, the American version has now officially gone beyond the original arch of the British show, further proving that with some hard work and creative writing, The Office can stay fresh for a long run, something Gervais was afraid of attempting in the original UK series. Yes, it fairly watered down compared to its brilliant first two seasons, but its still one of the funnier shows on TV, and network TV at that. If you’re new to the show, get the box sets, study up, and join the club. You wont regret it.

    Extras: Ricky Gervais, along with soccer stars and trashy tabloids, is one of England’s most sought after resources. And the final season of Ricky and writing partner Stephan Merchant’s sophomore sitcom effort only reinforces why Gervais is primed to be the next international funny guy. Ricky, or Andy Milman in this case, is an enigma, instantly likable, and yet cringe worthy in his pettiness. Extras is a very worthy successor to one of the funniest comedies ever made, The Office, sometimes even elapsing its predecessor in the chances its willing to take, and levels and lines its willing to push. This season found Andy in a position of “power” as star of his own widely watched, but critically panned sitcom, When the Whistle Blows, adding a whole different layer of complexity and inevitable despair to the man we love to feel bad for. HBO (by way of the fine folks at the BBC) has thrown its hat into the comedy ring full stop, with shows like Curb your Enthusiasm, and David Cross’ upcoming sitcom, and if Extras is any indication, it shows that the channel may be the undisputed king, of “real” comedy, for years to come.

    Honorable Mentions: Reno 911, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Saturday Night Live, The Sarah Silverman Program, Curb Your Enthusiasm

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    Big Screen
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    Knocked Up: Judd Apatow’s follow-up to the tremendously successful and equally funny 40 Year Old Virgin had some pretty big footsteps to walk in, and I am happy to say, it did that and more. Knocked Up is a rare mix of laugh-out loud funny and genuine emotion filled, and often touching, moments. Before this flick, I was pretty unfamiliar with Seth Rogen’s work, having never seen Freaks and Geeks, and only seeing 40 Year Old Virgin once, but after my first of many viewings of Knocked Up, I was completely sold on this young man. Rogen carries the flick, with such a charm and down to earth personality, its almost impossible not to immediately identify with his character. Backed up by a great supporting cast, including Katherine Heigl, Jonah Hill, Martin Star, and in my opinion, the scene-stealer of the movie, stand up comedian, Dr. Ken, Knocked Up delivers on all fronts, premise, laughs, and heart. Knocked Up is one of the better comedies in many years, and proof positive why Apatow and Rogen are two of today’s comedy greats. Expect very funny things in the near future.

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    “You know how I know you’re gay?”

    Superbad: Done listen to the title. The first script from comic dynamo Seth Rogen (and writing partner Evan Goldberg) was definitely the surprise hit of the season. A main factor for this seemingly random success may have been on screen chemistry of its stars Michael Cera and Jonah Hill (and to a large extent, the McLovin scene in the trailer, which was quoted ad-nausem, many months before the films release) which played into both the Arrested Development set, and fans of any of the multiple Apatow flicks Hill has appeared in. Cera and Hill play two of the most realistic high-schoolers ever portrayed on film, in my opinion. They don’t act or speak like clichés, rather they cant help but remind viewers of at least one kid they knew while they attended school, if not of himself or herself. Greg Mottola helms, and for the most part the movie is consistently funny. There are some choppy points, particularly at the first party the boys attend, and the ending is a bit awkward with first viewing, but overall Superbad stands out as a great comedy, in a year that seemed to be full of great comedies.

    Juno: Who knew Kitty Pryde could bring the funny (not Brett Ratner, or he would’ve given her more then fifteen minutes of screen time)? In the second film by director Jason Reitman (Thank you for not smoking) and the debut screenplay from stripper turned writer Diablo Cody, Ellen Page (Shadowcat) gives one of the freshest and most layered comedic performances seen by a young female actress in many years. Playing the title role of Juno, Page is a dark and too wise for her years sixteen year old girl, who finds herself pregnant by high school dweeb Michael Cera. In a year that seemed to be full of “comedies with heart” (see Superbad, Knocked Up,) Juno managed to achieve a level of sincerity and realism that none of its counterparts could match. Juno also gained a critical acclaim none of its counterparts could match, garners numerous awards for its star Ellen Page, including a Best Actress Oscar nomination, along with Oscar noms for Jason Reitman and Best Picture. Though this is a “smart” film, it is a comedy nonetheless, and it is pretty impressive that a comedy could reach this many people, and gain this level of notoriety. If you see the film, you will soon realize why. Juno is just that good. Hollywood has apparently caught on, because both Cody and Page are signed up to about 2,000 (hyperbole is fun) projects a-piece. In 2007, Juno was the little movie that could, and for good reason. It’s a genuinely great film.

    Walk Hard – The Legend of Dewey Cox: The film that proved that the Judd Apatow mafia wasn’t infallible. John C. Reilly stars (his first leading role) as the titular character, in this “spoof” on the recent string of music bio-pics, like Ray and Walk the Line, that have been hitting theatres and charming critics over the last few movie seasons. Unfortunately, this film is an extremely mixed bag, with some laughs strewn throughout but overall a boring and frankly disappointing watch. Reilly is good enough in a fairly one note role, but the jokes are mostly flat and the songs almost pretty much entirely devoid of humor. Not that the film is completely laugh free, in particular I cracked up at every Tim Meadows “Drug” scene, which were spot on to the genre they were spoofing. The supporting cast is funny in spots, and the movie isn’t “painful” to watch, like some other comedies that got released this year (Odenkirk… Why?), it’s just that with this dynamic a cast, and such a talented creative staff, the viewer expects (and deserves) more than Walk Hard has to deliver. A rental flick, if anything.

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    When did studio executives start dressing like cops?

    Hot Fuzz: The second feature film by the creative super duo of Brits Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg did the near impossible. It managed to be funnier then their first foray into movies, Shaun of the Dead, which, in my not so humble opinion, is one of the funniest movies ever made. That should let you know how strongly I feel about Hot Fuzz. Hot Fuzz is not a simple or an easy comedy. This is smart humor at its highest form, but thats not to say the flick is completely devoid of low brow laughs or slapstick. The performances, the editing, the set design, all these things come together to create such a richness and sense of realism, that when outlandish or outrageous things do happen, they shock and delight the viewer even more so then if they were watching a straight out comedy. When one watches Hot Fuzz, one is lulled into a sense of familiarity, with the content, the themes, the acting, that the comedy is such a wonderful contrast. Not enough can be said about the amazing cast, starting with seminal favorites Pegg and Frost, and including such greats as Jim Broadbent, Paddy Considine and Roger Daltry (with cameos by more stars then can be listed here, but including Cate Blanchett, Martin Freeman, and Bill Nighy) that round out this film, and create such a lush and real world palette in which our stars can play. If the first two films from Edgar Wright are any indication of his future career, then we have a bona fide comedy genius on our hands, and I for one can’t wait for him to attempt to out-do himself again. I read a review of the film a lot like this one once, very much like it indeed. In fact, it was almost the same in every way, except it had one thing this one hasn’t got. What’s that you ask? A great,big, bushy beard!!!!! (I really, really couldn’t help myself)

    Honorable Mentions: Aqua Teen Hunger Force CMFFT, Blades of Glory, The Ten

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    1st Annual Super Awesome Fun Comedy Time Goodness Awards
    (I gotta work on that title)

    Best Sketch Comedy = Human Giant
    Runner Up = Whitest Kids U Know

    Best Sitcom= Flight of the Conchords
    Runner Up= Extras

    Best Movie= Hot Fuzz
    Runner Up= Knocked Up

    Best Actor: Seth Rogen (Knocked Up, Superbad)
    Runner Up: Tie between Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (Hot Fuzz, GrindHouse)

    Best Actress:Jenna Fischer (The Office, Blades of Glory, Walk Hard, The Brothers Solomon)
    Runner Up: Amy Poehler (SNL, Upright Citizens Brigade, Blades of Glory, Southland Tales)

    Best Supporting Actor: Paul Rudd (Knocked Up, Walk Hard, The Ten, Reno 911 Miami)
    Runner Up: Bill Hader (Knocked Up, SuperBad, Hot Rod, The Brothers Solomon, SNL)

    Best Supporting Actress: Kristen Wiig (Knocked Up, Walk Hard, Brothers Solomon, SNL)
    Runner Up: Sarah Silverman (The Sarah Silverman Program)

    Best Web Sketch: The Landlord (FunnyorDie.Com, Will Ferrell and Pearl Mckay)
    Runner Up: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (FunnyorDie.Com, Zach Galifianakis and Michael Cera)

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    “Wheres my SAG card?”

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    Well, wasn’t that fun? Check back next week when we flip over the the funny book side of things again, with a look at Wednesday’s releases, and a short treatise to Marvel entitled “One More Month: Or “Why you have 30 days before I quit Spidey”. Then tune in the following week for a look at the current Stand Up and Live comedy scene. It’ll blow your corneas from your retinas (I never payed attention in biology).

    And as always,

    “Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

    Matt Cohen is currently in transit to his new home in Los Angeles. Wave if you see him.

    * Column dedicated to the memories of Steve Gerber and Roy Scheider

    Trailer Park: The Darjeeling Feeling

    Filed under: Columns,Trailer Park — admin @ 12:54 am

    By Christopher Stipp

    Archives? Right Here…

    I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    Before we get started could Erika and John Mah please e-mail me their addresses? I’ve got some GOOD LUCK CHUCK prizes awaiting you…Thanks…

    I had to see for myself what everyone else was talking about but I never got the chance to actually do it as it was here and gone within weeks.

    One of the things about THE DARJEELING LIMITED that I heard a lot of was that it was Wes Anderson at his most common, that it felt like he was going through the motions, that there was nothing new to see here and that, overall, there was a sense that there were these people, three brothers, who deserved every pain inflicted on them.

    It was a fairly common complaint and before I had a chance to see whether the critics’ teeth had any merit, poof, it was gone from my one art theater here in brutally sunny Phoenix. Fast forward a few months and the chance to see this film on DVD, with Anderson’s HOTEL CHEVALIER intact and given life/context to the larger narrative, presented itself and I couldn’t be more pleased to have found a movie that naysayers couldn’t have been more wrong about for all the wrong reasons.

    One of the gripes, I feel, that many have echoed was that these characters are interminable; their journey seems to go on and on without any reason why you or i should give them any regard. I can see that but I can’t agree for the simple reason that when we are introduced to these brothers, played deftly by Jason Schwartzman, Owen Wilson and Adrien Brody, they are really broken men. The story gives the sense that these three have lived their life infighting and conniving against one another but we’re never quite sure of any these things; that is what’s so alluring about this particular Anderson film. In previous films we’re given cutaways to previous moments in his characters’ lives, the scene where Gene Hackman takes a potshot at his own son with a BB gun is the reason why the flashback can be a good tool if used appropriately, but he does none of that here.

    It feels like Anderson is actually reigning himself in a bit, working against type by not falling into his old filmmaking tricks, and instead only gives us a story that works progressively forward and never once looks back. To be sure, we could have had a gloriously hilarious cut scene with Owen Wilson’s horrific motorcycle accident that damn near demands we see what caused such damage to the poor man’s face but we’re not indulged. That’s Anderson’s charm here in ways that makes it more like a Mamet/SPANISH PRISONER type of story, pushing us forward and going along with the oddity of the experience along with the other brothers who can’t understand what they’re doing there either. It’s brilliant in ways that I don’t think other critics give Anderson credit for doing. For example, in HOTEL CHEVALIER we aren’t given any context for Schwartzman’s and Portman’s relationship. Not a single detail that doesn’t pertain to the progressive narrative is given to us; it’s quite un-Anderson and it’s beautifully employed in this very short story that is at once touching and disarming.

    The movie’s denouement is completely informed by what came before and if you’ve been paying attention to what has been happening in this story of traveling brothers who at once want to love one another and don’t trust one another it is as a satisfying ending as you’ll get in Anderson’s world here. It shouldn’t be a let down or a dismal ending by any stretch because everything that has been told of what these three men have been struggling with and the veiled finger-pointing about what happened to their father is quite human.

    Yes, these are spoiled kids who don’t know better and have no real responsibility beyond globe trotting or living in hotel rooms in France but that doesn’t negate their charm as human beings who have to face something quite human. They can’t buy themselves the inner peace they all concede to find while on their spiritual journey and it is their very same history that will damn them in the end.

    An easy cop-out would be to say “this is by no mean a perfect movie” because I would posit that this is a beautiful portrait of a few men who try hard to deal with their own inner turmoils and how zaniness and wackiness can ensue in awfully absurd ways along the way. Anderson weaves humor into this human tapestry in just the right way; it never feels too much and it adds much needed levity in a story about what happens when a patriarch is taken away and nothing but a void takes its place.

    It’s an Anderson film at its greatest and most subtle.

    The DVD is available on February 26th.

    THE GRAND (2008)

    Director: Zac Penn
    Cast: Woody Harrelson, David Cross, Shannon Elizabeth, Ray Romano, Michael McKean
    Release: March 21, 2008
    Synopsis: Set around an international poker tournament. A middle-aged guy goes all-in to save his dead grandfather’s hotel-casino from a real estate developer. His master plan is to win the world’s most famous high stakes tournament, the Grand Championship of Poker.

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    Prognosis: Positive. I remember seeing PCU in the theater.

    At the time I really had no basis for picking apart the film as critics to me, at that age, were ancient, solipsistic windbags who needed to find meaning in things which needed no meaning other than it was pure entertainment.

    That’s what PCU is; a should-have-been mediocre comedy yet somehow ballasted to the surface and pushed to prominence by nuanced comedic performances from Jon Favreau, Jeremy Piven and even David Spade. It was a genuinely good movie and Zac Penn deserves credit for understanding how to balance multiple characters, making them each different and endearing in their own way, and for knowing how to make it all balance out. Luckily, this was noticed by some of the good folks at Fox and it was Zac’s script that X2 which made it one of the best super hero movies this side of SPIDER-MAN 2. Too bad X-MEN: THE LAST STAND shit the bed, it was dreadfully crafted and executed on all levels, but after seeing the trailer for THE GRAND I am all too willing to move past my feelings and promise to stop writing Fox for my $10 back for what I paid for LAST STAND.

    After LUCKY YOU I felt that this poker craze has definitely run its course in pop culture and seeing Bana and Barrymore whore themselves for a paycheck for a crap film just solidified my thoughts on the subject. However, this trailer is just one hell of a hoot when you start with the concept of the poker culture, I damn near stopped the trailer in its tracks based on this this, and just rush into meeting Woody Harrelson who is hitting on a waitress.

    We figure out that he was already married to her at one time as we blaze through a series of dozens of ladies who he’s been married to, I howled when the inclusion of Jennifer Wilbanks was flashed on the screen with her “crazy” eyes fixed on the camera, which just endeared me to this character.

    Chris Parnell is not someone who I would immediately herald as a vanguard of modern comedy but his monotone delivery, and odd behavior, during this introduction was pitch perfect as was David Cross who navigates, and knows how to vacillate, how to ease back his acerbic wit when he’s on stage opposed to when he’s drawing a paycheck. The Muslim comment he makes and the subsequent donning of a burqa in his character’s profile does enough to let us know where he’s coming from.

    Richard Kind’s buffoonery is always a pleasure when he’s used in an ensemble and that’s his strength; he knows how to operate when he’s not the one as the center of attention. He just makes everyone else better. A mature Fred Willard, if you will.

    Cheryl Hines is a delight just from the standpoint that she is adept at working against anyone she’s put with in a scene, Lord help me I am saying that Ray Romano’s brief appearance is actually entertaining as we learn that Cheryl is the one who wears the pants in the relationship and, my stars and garters, Dennis Farina.

    What can you say about a character who rolls in a Rascal and points to a corner near where the MGM stands and says he stabbed a bum near that location? Nothing. Absolutely nothing and it’s no longer than a few seconds before we meet Werner Herzog (Huh?) and his odd personality.

    I can’t say that this looks like the next coming of Christ but as I yearn to find something close to what BEST IN SHOW did for me when I saw it in the theaters, to find a movie that knows what it needs to be and just runs with it without trying too hard, this looks like a really solid comedy.

    INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (2008)

    Director: Steven Spielberg
    Cast: Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeouf, Cate Blanchett, John Hurt, Ray Winstone
    Release:
    May 22, 2008
    Synopsis: For more than 25 years, audiences have been enraptured by the exploits of Indiana Jones. The film trilogy — Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade — garnered 14 Academy Award nominations, won 7 Oscars, and grossed over $1,182,000,000 at the box office. The films are among the most popular films ever made and have become a legendary part of film history. This movie is the 4th installment in the series.

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    Prognosis: Negative. I don’t like this trailer.

    It’s not because I want to be contrary to all those who think this supercedes the second coming of Christ, because we all know Jesus wouldn’t know how to handle a bull whip in the same way that an open-shirted Harrison Ford with his dusty man-mane poking out from his chest can, but it’s really not that great. This trailer suffers from the same crutches that you would expect out of a LEATHAL WEAPON entry or a NAKED GUN promotional spot.

    Yes, I realize that it has been quite some time since we last checked in on the octogenarian and his crew but that doesn’t give anyone license to plumb the archives of old footage in order for us to feel a little “Squee!” at the sight of RAIDERS.

    What I think is a little disingenuous on the marketing is that we’re leading off this new movie’s campaign by rehashing all the good bits from RAIDERS, TEMPLE and CRUSASE is that it does nothing to really give us a fresh look at the character, Dr. Jones, and, I would posit, only make his current visage a little depressing.

    As we lead into the first 1/3rd of the trailer we are led down halcyon lane with clips from all the movies we’ve come to revere in this franchise. The grandiose nature of the trailer steps lightly on self parody with the superimposed image of the swastika and the American flag as we transition to the new film. One of the best things about these films is that they were at once goofy and suave at the same time. This intro makes it seem like none of that jokey spirit (can anyone point to a better moment to laugh in CRUSADE when Sean Connery stared at Ford after the younger Jones expressed an interest in communicating more with the old man?) exists at all.

    To wit, Ray Winstone’s “This isn’t going to be easy” is perhaps one of the biggest understatements this year as Ford, unfortunately, looks like he’s been put through life’s blender and has come out the other side looking nothing like the roustabout he’s come to embody. He’s a little puffy, doughy and I can’t really feel inspired by seeing his fragile looking frame on the screen; employing some Vaseline on the camera lens doesn’t seem like such a bad idea after all.

    The fight that ensues in a large warehouse that looks like the one that housed the Ark from the first film is a little strange. I don’t know if it’s Cate Blanchett’s strange jet black hair or the odd soundstage quality to the scene where Ford is swinging and elbowing his way though a fight with some baddies. I think if one of those ruffians took Ford’s walking stick and tapped his hip they would end the fight right quick by shattering it.

    The Roswell box that seems magnetized “Squee!” and the car chase that looks like it’s going to take someone precipitously close to the edge of the blue screen it was shot against “Double Squee!” doesn’t really get me going as does the laughter that’s created when we get a shot of Ford standing at the top of some stairs. He’s trying to be funny about the “part-time” status of him being a teacher but look how those clothes hang on his body. I can’t place it but it’s just not cool in the way that it used to be.

    Is it my own sense of childhood that doesn’t square? No, because we’ve all seen what happens when you employ and older icon, a BATMAN let’s say, and then take the time to do the character some justice.

    In summation, this trailer points to one fact that people are going to be reminded of all throughout this film: Harrison is simply looks too old to inspire the same youthful joie de vie that Indiana Jones once did and it’s going to take the rest of the cast to elevate this film from a pity party to a movie that should be one of the greatest entries due to how long everyone took to make this film happen.

    P.S. – Could anyone out there toss me an obvious bone here and tell me who in God’s name is supposed to believe that the above movie poster for this film has any resemblance to this image of a waist-high, belt wearin’, Ford that looks awfully close to advertisement in AARP for Docker’s HighWaters than it does an action movie? Oy…Photoshop never worked so hard on jowls like that…

    Weekend Shopping Guide 2/22/08: Feck Off

    Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:45 am

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    On the shortlist of my absolute favorite Britcoms – alongside such luminaries as Fawlty Towers and Blackadder – I must include Father Ted. In fact, I love it so much that I re-watched the entire run of the caustically hilarious misadventures of the trio of daft priests living on a backwater island in Ireland, contained in their entirety in Father Ted: The Definitive Collection box set (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP). The set contains all three series plus bonus features including audio commentaries (with all new commentaries on series 3), interviews, rare Comic Relief, PBS spots, the Father Ted episode of Comedy Connections, and new featurettes from the 2007 TedFest celebration. If you’ve yet to experience the holy misadventures of Fathers Ted, Dougal, and Jack, you must rectify that lack of comedic bliss immediately.

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    We’re finally into Oscar DVD season, when the previous year’s more high profile “important” films arrive in stores, and I’d certainly include Michael Clayton (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$28.98 SRP) in that mix. George Clooney stars as an attorney whose specializes in cases for law firms that require a deft, swift, and discreet handling. His latest involves a top litigator who’s turned whistleblower (Tom Wilkinson), and a situation that becomes life or death and he becomes a target. A very nice thriller with enough twists to keep things moving. Bonus features include an audio commentary and additional scenes.

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    Best known as bumbling Baldrick in Black Adder – and also as the presenter of the BBC’s Time Team and Worst Jobs In History – Tony Robinson did a one man show last year detailing his life and career, Tony Robinson’s Cunning Night Out! (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP). And it’s very, very funny. The DVD features a Q&A and a sing-along.

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    Why has it taken so damn long to finally get a DVD release featuring classic material from the 20-year history of the US Comic Relief? It’s ridiculous, really, but at least we have the 2-disc Comic Relief: The Greatest And The Latest (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP), which culls the best moments from that long history and brings them back into your living room. To be honest, I would have preferred a box set collecting the full, unedited broadcasts, but I guess this will do for now… FOR NOW.

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    Just when I was about to write off Nicole Kidman after a string of abysmal flicks (Hello, Invasion!), she goes and turns in a stellar performance in Margot At The Wedding (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$29.99 SRP) as the titular razor-tongued, bitter attendee at the wedding of her much more free-spirited sister (Jennifer Jason Leigh). Forget all of those Oscar flicks – give this one a play. Bonus materials include a conversation with writer/director Noah Baumbach and Jennifer Jason Leigh, and theatrical trailers.

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    I always love tales of subcultures that are enormously full of their own self-importance. It’s even more delightful when that subculture involves Donkey Kong, and the quest for high scores. The King Of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (New Line, Rated PG-13, DVD-$27.98 SRP) tells the tale of the reigning Donkey Kong champion – an egotistical prick named Billy Mitchell, who nevertheless is revered by the gaming community – whose decades-long reign is threatened by a young teacher/family man named Steve Wiebe, whose underdog challenge runs headlong into both Mitchell’s ego and a banally corrupt series of self-appointed officials responsible for administering the title of highest scorer. Bonus materials include a pair of audio commentaries, extended interviews, an animated history of Donkey Kong, an art gallery, and the theatrical trailer.

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    Writer/Director Paul Haggis’s In The Valley Of Elah (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$27.98 SRP) is 99% of a very good film. It’s that final 1% – conveniently placed at the end – where Haggis’s otherwise powerful tale of a father’s quest to find out what became of his son, an American soldier gone missing after returning from a tour of duty in Iraq, just falls apart. It’s a shame, because Tommy Lee Jones turns in an arresting performance as the questing father. By all means, watch the film – but just be aware of the disappointment that awaits. Bonus features include a pair of featurettes and an additional scene.

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    The year is flying by, and I’ve decide to mark its quick passage with Warner’s remastered re-releases of the animated Peanuts catalogue. With the Valentine’s releases already passed, we’re now up to It’s The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The disc also contains It’s Arbor Day, Charlie Brown and a brand new featurette, “In Full Bloom: Peanuts At Easter”.

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    That American Gangster (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) came and went from theaters in what seemed like rapid order is a bit of a surprise, considering that not only was it directed by Ridley Scott, but it starred both Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. Perhaps holiday audiences just weren’t prepared to view a 2 1/2 hour plus look at the life of Harlem drug kingpin Frank Lucas (Washington) and the outcast cop (Crowe) who decided to bring him down. Either way, DVD provides audiences the luxury of rediscovering the pic in their own time, with the 2-disc edition featuring an extended, unrated version of the film. Bonus features include a making-of documentary, a trio of in-depth featurettes on the bringing the film to life, deleted scenes, and an alternate opening.

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    After 20 seasons of bad boys, what’cha gonna do? Put out a 2-disc Cops: 20th Anniversary Edition (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which celebrates the guilty pleasure viewing with a retrospective special, the original pilot with optional commentary, additional clip shows, and more.

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    One of the many US policy based dramas to hit screens last year, Rendition (New Line, Rated R, DVD-$28.98 SRP) – about a wife’s search for the husband who mysteriously disappeared on an overseas flight, which leads her to the CIA and a web of deceit – largely fell through the cracks. It’s worth a spin, if only for the performances of Jake Gyllenhaal, Alan Arkin, and Meryl Streep. Bonus features include an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes documentaries, deleted scenes, and an alternate ending.

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    Always ready to learn more about the Fab Four, I was interested in giving a spin to The Beatles: Destination Hamburg (MVD, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) – a new documentary featuring rare footage and interviews chronicling the quartet’s formative years in Germany before they found success back in their home country. The DVD also features a 1968 Kenny Everett radio interview with John, Paul, & Ringo, as well as the Tony Sheridan music tracks featuring the young Beatles as backup.

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    Theater nerds will surely snap up their own copy of the Les Miserables 10th Anniversary Concert (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), performed live at London’s Royal Albert Hall. The 2-disc set features a documentary on the making of the show and an on-screen lyrics option.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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    Win BACHELOR PARTY 2 on DVD!

    Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am

    We’re giving away, in conjunction with BBC Home Entertainment, five (5) copies of BACHELOR PARTY 2 on DVD.

    Contest ends at midnight EST on Friday, February 29th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, February 29th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

    Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/22/2008

    Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:00 am

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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