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August 28, 2008

Weekend Shopping Guide 8/29/08: Knucklehead Before Christmas

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Getting a long-overdue top-to-bottom overhaul of it sound and picture, The Nightmare Before Christmas (Walt Disney, Rated PG, DVD-$32.99 SRP) has been re-released as a revamped 2-disc special edition, replete with a brand new commentary (with Tim Burton, Henry Selick, and Danny Elfman), a making-of documentary, deleted scenes, a storyboard-to-film comparison, the Frankenweenie and Vincent shorts, Burton’s original poem with Christopher Lee narration, trailers, and more. Not only is the regular edition available, but there’s also a gorgeous Blu-Ray version ($39.99 SRP) and a deluxe edition housed in a bust of Jack Skellington ($179.99 SRP), which also features his Santy hat and beard for easy holiday decorating.

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In our fast-paced, on-the-go, insert cliché world, making our entertainment mobile is a must. With iPhones, iPods, laptops, and other portable media devices – plus scores of DVDs and TV shows to get through in a day – finding a way to automate the process of making those videos easily uploadable to your devices is a must. Enter the iRecord ($199.99) – a one-touch solution. Simply hook in your video source, press the button, and it goes to town with beautiful encoding that’s portable-ready. Sweet.

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With the third Three Stooges Collection (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$24.96 SRP), we move into the beginning of the war years. Before even Chaplin, the Stooges were the first to tackle and lampoon Hitler and the Nazis onscreen in the short You Nazty Spy!, which leads off this 2-disc collection of 23 shorts spanning the years 1940-1942. Bring on volume 4!

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It’s been almost a decade since Randy Newman put out a new album of original tunes – not since Bad Love for the doomed Dreamworks Records, in fact – and it was with some trepidation that I spun up Harps And Angels (Nonesuch, $18.98 SRP). You see, I’m a big Newman fan – from the days of his eponymous debut right up to his ill-fated Faust – and I worried about how badly I’d take it if his new batch of songs didn’t live up to his past. Well, I needn’t have worried, because this a great clutch of tracks, with his signature melodies and arrangements and his unique songwriting perspective intact. Go listen.

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Three years in and Everybody Hates Chris (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) has managed the rare feat of still being a quality, funny show. Unlike Malcolm In The Middle, which squandered its brilliant start by becoming a cartoon, Chris is still grounded in the reality it set up right from the beginning. The 4-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus audio commentaries, webisodes, interviews, featurettes, deleted scenes, a gag reel, and more.

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Very rarely does a film manage to capture the of-times bizarre flights of fantasy that envelop the average childhood, so when a flick does manage to capture lightning in a bottle, it’s worth noting. Such is the case with Son Of Rambow (Paramount, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.99), which finds a young boy discovering common ground with a bully by taking a video camera and a worn copy of Rambo: First Blood, and making a little cinematic magic of their own. To say anymore would ruin the fun, but suffice to say – see it. Bonus features include an audio commentary, the short film that inspired the movie, a making-of, and more. This title is currently a Best Buy exclusive.

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Seven years after it came out with an underground, viral splash, Brotherhood Of The Wolf (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) gets a new director’s cut and a 2-disc special edition, featuring a making-of documentary, deleted scenes, featurettes, storyboards, and more.

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If you were in any sort of doubt that we were, in fact, in a presidential election year here in the US, let the immense American Experience: The Presidents Collection (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$129.98 SRP) remind you. The 10-disc set features profiles on Theodore Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, FDR, Harry Truman, The Kennedys, LBJ, Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, and George HW Bush.

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For all of the brilliance of Heroes‘ first season, its second season (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) fell into that awful, stereotypical sophomore season confusion that has derailed many a promising series before it. In fact, the best thing that happened to the season was probably the writer’s strike, which truncated the wrongheaded direction and allowed a rethink breather. We can only hope season 3 is a course correction. The 4-disc second season set features all 11 episodes, plus audio commentaries, an alternate ending and behind-the-scenes look at the episode “Generations”, featurettes, interviews, and a sneak peek at season 3.

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By now, you pretty much now to expect quite a nice dramatic ride from Detective Vic Mackey, and the 6th season of The Shield (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$59.95 SRP) doesn’t disappoint., as Internal Affairs is breathing down his neck and forced retirement is looming. The 4-disc set features all 10 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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Mark Harmon and his team of crackerjack Naval Investigators are up against murderers, kidnappers, spies, terrorists, and tigers (maybe not tigers) in the 5th season of NCIS (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). The 5-disc set features all 18 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, and more.

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See, I thought the arrival of Pixar’s John Lasseter and Ed Catmull at the head of Disney animation was going to put a stop to the roll-out of mediocre direct-to-video sequels. I guess there’s no stopping the Disney marketing machine, because here we are with The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP), a prequel to the 1989 classic. Bonus features include deleted scenes, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and more.

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I gotta admit – even though I was never a big fan, I at least found some enjoyment from Entourage. With the fourth season (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), I must say – I’m off it. The charm is gone, and the characters have devolved into soapy clichés. It’s a shame, because it at least had its charm. The 3-disc set features all 12 episodes, plus a trio of audio commentaries, featurettes, and a US Comedy Arts Festival panel with the cast.

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Hunker down this weekend with the complete first seasons of a pair of new History Channel shows – UFO Hunters and Battle 360 (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP each). The 4-disc set UFO Hunters features all 13 of the investigative (if misguided) episodes plus additional scenes, while the 4-disc Battle 360 sports all 10 episodes chronicling and recreating the USS Enterprise’s dramatic WWII battles, in addition to a clutch of bonus scenes.

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The second volume of The Untouchables‘ second season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) finds Elliot Ness and his G-Men shifting their focus away from alcohol and onto narcotics, and also expanding further afield than just the mean streets of Chicago. The 4-disc set contains 16-episodes.

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Even though it’s more hit than miss, there’s a certain joy in discovering that there was once a sketch show that starred Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Emma Thompson, Ben Elton, and Robbie Coltrane. That series – Alfresco (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) – is now available in its entirety on DVD, and is worth checking out for the talent alone.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #58: Things And Stuff

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:38 pm

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #58: Things And Stuff – Ken & Dana return with a heated discussion about what constitutes a proper level of sharing, and then beat the discussion into the ground. And then kick it some more. They also talk about The Village People. For far too long. And then chat helms.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Trailer Park: Please Don’t Elect John McCain President

Filed under: Trailer Park — admin @ 11:34 pm

By Christopher Stipp

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I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

1. Quick note: Those fly brothers over at ScreenGeeks Radio put me on their radio podcast a couple of weeks ago to talk about Comic-Con 2008. Run, don’t even think of walking, to download my hotness. Seriously, these guys are passionate and love movies plus they’ve got a great attitude when talking about they like or don’t like; it’s such a unique show that it deserves to be one of those you listen to on the treadmill or on your way to grab another dozen doughnuts. Listen to it and be amazed at how much I sound like Romano.

2. Now, there is movie talk ahead. Trust me.

If you’re not familiar with “The Obama Nation” by Jerome Corsi do yourself, and your conscious, a favor and start talking about how shoddily its foundation was constructed and how it cares as much about facts as the Nazi’s cared about keeping meticulous records of the number of Jews they exterminated. Don’t worry about not having read it. Just use words like “poorly written”, “fueled by spurious personal opinion” or even “laughable in the way the Republican wheels of incompetence are desperately trying to hold on to their stranglehold to the throats of bumpkins and idiots who don’t know that President Bush is indeed the worst president we’ve ever had.” As Bill Hicks would have said, “This isn’t a matter of taste, or perception, I can prove this on an Etch-A-Sketch.”

Quite true, Bill. And, for those keeping score at home, let’s hope one of the candidates get you moving in the direction of the voting booth. John McCain is from my state, in fact my family worked on some of that geezer’s furniture for one of those residences he doesn’t know much about, and I don’t want him anywhere near that house on Pennsylvania Avenue. It breaks my heart to know the way the electoral college works, all the fuck tards I live with in this state who would rather keep the Bush legacy alive for another four years will negate my vote for someone who I might be able to be inspired by (Thanks, Founding Fathers! Jerk offs…) that doesn’t mean I’ll not be going to the polls. In fact, I wish to be more active this time around in the divine hope I’ll be able to cut through the bullshit and see which puppet will screw me less come January, the one on the left or the one on the right.

So what the hell does this mean for movies?

Absolutely nothing. Well, there is the notion that there is a slight (read: huge) disconnect with the way Hollywood portrays democrats and the reality that is this party for the last eight years. The reality is not a Michael Douglas AMERICAN PRESIDENT kind of person but, rather, they’ve been nothing but capitulating lap dogs who seem to have forgotten how to bring a fight to those who would have no problem labeling them baby eating devil worshipers. James Carville was right when he mentioned that night one of the DNC was devoid of any message. If you want to sum up everything you’ll read about what the democrats will need to do to take back the White House it will be as easy as this: fight the fuck back. This is not a time to try and be rational with a populace who you think will see between the lines because, let’s be honest, the populace is dumb. They’re cattle who don’t know better and if there isn’t anything done about attacking back (this isn’t to say you need to be mean about it. Bringing up Cindy McCain’s drug use would be perfectly fine I would think.) we’re going to have to endure G.W. Bush II which, if you judge his voting record in the senate, is damn near accurate.

As well, with regard to how this relates to movies, I should make it known that while I haven’t reviewed it here in my column, Oliver Stone’s W. has recently surfaced in trailer form. If you have not yet watched it, I would recommend looking at it and thinking about the ramifications of Stone’s intent to have this released before the election. I’m kind of torn about whether these kinds of movies influence the kind of opinion that would matter. I would almost definitely assert that it wouldn’t. For all the reasons that FAHRENHEIT 9/11 didn’t make the kind of splash its supports through it would it could be the same reasons why this won’t either. It bums me out to admit but honestly could any of you see patrons of this movie staggering out of the film like they’ve been cleansed by some kind of Scientology orientation video? No, but I am hopeful that this will be the kind of film that energizes the base of folks who need to start thinking for themselves, the issues and to get out there and vote. One way or another, people.

3. Ashley Bouque. I work with this woman and she sent me an amusing Photoshop, even if it does look like it was done by a 7 year-old who just discovered the program, but that’s not why I bring this up.

I am completely addicted to the show HARD KNOCKS on HBO. I know I am missing some chromosome in that I am not really that enthralled with football. I’m a disgrace to my gender but even though I’ll tolerate the lumbering actions of a pack of meat heads I have been glued to my reality television show, KNOCKS, on my pay cable. It’s following the Dallas Cowboys and I shouldn’t like this program. I shouldn’t.

But I have been sucked in by the behind-the-scenes drama that has turned some of these players who haven’t been guaranteed a spot on the team into hopefuls that you can’t help but follow like sad puppies who need homes. I think the slickness of the eventual players on the field, with the egos you just love to hate, account for why this sport just doesn’t hold weight for me but KNOCKS pulls back the pomp and circumstance of these padded warriors and, gasp, makes them genuine human beings. I’m about 4 weeks into watching this thing and I cannot get enough. Some of you lazy assholes who think working out is grabbing the remote from the kitchen might not agree but for those of you who have a dream and see it ultimately snatched away because you simply just aren’t that good will absolutely understand why this is reality television worth watching.

Now, on with the show…

ROCKNROLLA (2008)

Director: Guy Ritchie
Cast: Gerard Butler, Thandie Newton, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Jeremy Piven, Idris Elba, Tom Wilkinson
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October 31, 2008
Synopsis: When a Russian mobster orchestrates a crooked land deal, millions of dollars are up for grabs, and all of London’s criminal underworld wants in on the action. Everyone from a dangerous crime lord to a sexy accountant, a corrupt politician and down-on-their-luck petty thieves conspire, collude and collide with one another in an effort to get rich quick.

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Prognosis: Negative. This film looks virtually unwatchable.

I will mention, as a point of disclosure, that I am a big fan of SNATCH. I thought the film not only brought me to a place where I could appreciate Guy Ritchie’s flavor as a filmmaker but I was astounded at how much Brad Pitt made that film absolutely riveting. It was an amalgam of so many different postmodern crime film elements that you had to wonder what was going to come out of this talented guy. Guy didn’t think, however, to make any changes to his style or tone. I mean, seriously, raise your hand if you think that every Guy Ritchie picture has been just a variation of SNATCH. By the look of palms that are up in the air I would pretty much say all of you agree. And for good reason. I don’t know what a dramatic shift of perspective would mean from this dude but if SWEPT AWAY is any indication he has been to the other side and does not like what he sees.

This trailer, though, just looks like balls.

There was some promise in the grittiness of what this movie could be, you have Gerard Butler, Tom Wilkinson, Jeremy Piven and few more supporting guys that know how to carry themselves well enough in ensemble pieces, and the opening shuck and jive of some shirtless wanker with a pistol could have been pretty effective. The narration and, additionally, the definition of a RocknRolla was excellent. I damn near forgave Guy for churning out yet another sequel to SNATCH.

That’s when Tom Wilkinson enters the picture and it’s like a sack full of quarters smacking you in the nipples: he’s channeling Alan Ford, Brick Top. In cadence, in mannerisms, it’s embarrassing. Now, I know Tom was just there to do a part but Guy’s making a sinister misstep if he thinks no one is going to draw comparisons straight to this.

Further, now we’re introduced to the New School, whatever the fuck that means. All I know is Tom has a discussion with someone about seven million euros, it gets repeated a couple of times, Thandie Newton is introduced, and I couldn’t care less. It’s a momentum stopper because I have no clue what seven million euros is supposed to mean! There’s nothing to tell me why I should care about any of this.

But never mind that, Guy seems to say, because here is the Wild Bunch, I guess they’re supposed to be wild, because that’s what they’re called, but it’s without question embarrassing to see Gerard playing the part of some boob, Yeah, I can’t really figure out what he’s supposed to be but shuffling on a dance floor like a complete moron doesn’t help his cause as someone I should give two shits about. It’s almost like those moments where you’re watching something completely embarrassing but this moment is so unrelated to anything going on in the film that I wonder what paint shaker this clip was pulled from. The robbery/carjacking scene doesn’t help, either; Gerard does not play a moron well.

Then, to add to the flavor of this putrid soup I guess there’s something to do with a missing person, but I can’t really tell by the piss poor execution of how we’re supposed to get a clue to this film’s actual aim. What’s more is that, like in SNATCH, we have lots of colorful characters and, surprise surprise, we even have war criminals on the hunt as well, like in SNATCH.

I don’t really know what else to say other than it’s a bad sign when I think that the animation and quick cuts at the end of this trailer is perhaps the best thing about this film. There’s no way it could live up to the exciting and scintillating premise that it tries to cook up in its final moments because they already gave me 2+ minutes to completely refute everything it’s trying to sell me.

Put this in my rental queue and wake me up when it comes in my mailbox.


EAGLE EYE (2008)

Director: DJ Caruso
Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Rosario Dawson, Anthony Mackie and Billy Bob Thornton
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September 26, 2008
Synopsis: In the fast-paced race-against-time-thriller “Eagle Eye” Shia LaBeouf and Michelle Monaghan are two strangers who become the pawns of a mysterious woman they have never met, but who seems to know their every move. Realizing they are being used to further her diabolical plot, they must work together to outwit the woman before she has them killed.

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Prognosis: Negative. If you want to know why Hollywood will never be able to shake its superficially-challenged image look no further than this trailer.

What’s so problematic about this trailer isn’t so much about the lack of coherent plot, there’s enough of that in here, but it’s how unnecessary and stupid the premise seems to be. I get that there are some abominable premises that have made great films but the execution and what I am asked to buy into here is just absurd.

I damn near bought into the thing as the first few seconds of the trailer seem effective; the cinematography, the absence of a voice over, the way we’re sort of led into our own interpretation of what’s happening on the screen almost got me.

However, what I initially thought was a unique take on a film like MONEY FOR NOTHING just takes a gimp, lame turn as LaBeouf returns home after scoring big at the ATM only to find sacks and sacks of ammonium nitrate, pistols and scads of other things that would make even a gun runner roll his eyes. Now, here’s where I start having a major problem. As if the ATM moment was something I was willing to accept, it was the ringing cell phone and Shia finding out he has 30 seconds to leave his apartment because the FBI is on its way.

Huh?

I can only imagine it was some asshole screenwriter who makes more money in a week to come up with this shit who convinced someone that this was an amazing idea. But, it wouldn’t be so bad, believe it or not, if it wasn’t for the moment after he’s taken into FBI custody (for who knows what besides the obvious) and gives them the whole “It was the one armed man” excuse about being set up for some unknown reason. No, it’s the moment after he gets his one phone call, and it’s that same sultry bitch who told him he had 30 seconds to leave his apartment before telling him he now has 10 seconds to get down.

Of course, from here it just goes off that special deep end that only movies can do. The office where he’s being held by the FBI gets demolished, no joke, by a fucking crane a la SPIDER-MAN 3. Not only that but there is the most unbelievable moment where the news scroll at street level tells LaBeouf to jump out of the window. So, he jumps. I repeat, after reading that he needs to jump from the window, he jumps.

I could care less what this movie is supposed to be about. After watching this trailer I cannot think that anything this movie has to offer can be anything worth paying to watch. I understand it’s all about the unbelievable but this film can’t do anything but be the harbinger for the decline of western civilization.

Cabin Fever #37: P-p-p-pick Up A Podcast

Filed under: Cabin Fever — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:18 am

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #37: P-p-p-pick Up A Podcast – The guys record this week’s episode while “on a plane” (wink) on their way to DragonCon (wink wink). Recording in transit proves to be no problem for them, and they amuse themselves with talk of penguins (both the knighted and edible kind), Ravi Shankar’s family ties, Zac’s big news, and they also find time to reminisce about their angst-filled college days. All this and more before they even munch their in-flight peanuts (wink wink wink).

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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August 26, 2008

Game On!: No School Like The Old School

Filed under: Game On! — admin @ 3:01 pm

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I’ve started this column a few times already, and I realized something: it’s very hard to be motivated to talk about games you like. It’s like reviewing movies or books or music”¦you know you like them, but sometimes, you can’t really express why. It’s much easier to tear apart something you DISlike rather than talk up the stuff you enjoy. Yes, the life of a reviewer is hard”¦but we manage to strive on, even vigilant that we will bring the good news of”¦stuff”¦and”¦things.

Anyway, lately, I’ve been playing a hell of a lot of Xbox Live”¦and here’s what you should be playing too:

BIONIC COMMANDO: REARMED – Seriously, if you weren’t a fan of this back in the day, you just weren’t old school. Playing it now will give you an awesome sense of nostalgia, and if you’ve never played it before, don’t let its lack of a jump button deter you. This game takes skill to use the bionic arm to traverse the playing field, and also to thwart your enemy attackers. Play it, live it, love it.

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1942: JOINT STRIKE – Old school shooting at its finest, remade with co-op in mind. WWII bi-planes with serious firepower, power-ups and mad amounts of enemies on screen make it fast, furious, frenetic and fucking fun. Too many f-words to count, but seriously addictive, and ALWAYS awesome with two players to help dish out the damage.

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WOLF ON THE BATTLEFIELD: COMMANDOS 3 ““ Another old school top-down shooter, this time the right analog is your fire button; just aim and go (a la GEOMETRY WARS, but more violent) and rack up the multipliers. These three games have shown that Capcom is playing attention to their old fan-base and really giving retro gamers something familiar and fun on the new consoles. Plus, WOTB includes the beta for the far-to-long-of-a-title SUPER STREET FIGHTER II HYPER TURBO REMIX, which alone is worth the price of admission. Online is smooth (ish) and the graphics get a serious upgrade”¦super sweet.

One Gamer’s Opinion:
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ACES OF THE GALAXY ““ More of a new style old shooter”¦a new title that evokes the shmups of yesteryear. Flashy graphics and sound with a slightly on rails ship blasting through space with alternate paths, warp routes and thousands of ships flying at you at super speed. The “behind the ship” view takes some getting used to, but it’s good fun, and another worth playing with a friend.

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Now admittedly, I haven’t gotten the three most talked about games of the month (GEOMETRY WARS EVOLVED 2, BRAID and GALAGA LEGIONS”¦plus CASTLE CRASHERS due this Wednesday) but these are the titles I’ve been playing the most, so I figured you should know about them, since they weren’t as high on the radar as the titles I mention in this paragraph are.

A few weeks ago, we also saw the release of SOULCALIBUR IV on Xbox 360 and PS3. For those that didn’t quite enjoy the series last entry, the new title is a return to form, as characters are better balanced, and there’s a greater sense of rhythm and skill to each one’s fighting abilities. Sure there are the few cheap characters (Yoda on 360 can’t be grappled, Vader on PS3 is huge but slow, and The Apprentice is just a cheap fighter”¦as is boss Algol) but overall the game is more akin to the TEKKEN series than ever before”¦and that’s a good thing. Button mashing still reigns supreme, but there are benefits once again to actually learning the moves, as counters and parries will save your ass in a handshake. The character creator is also excellent, as numerous copyright infringements can be made to your hearts and battles delight. PS3 eeks out the 360 on control, as it just has the better d-pad, but the analog stick is no slouch”¦but if you’re a fighting purist, you wouldn’t be caught dead using that, but rather a full on arcade stick”¦and that’s the way it should be anyway.

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These next couple of weeks are all leading up t the big holiday gaming season, and with it, some of the best A list titles of the year. STAR WARS: THE FORCE UNLEASHED just dropped a demo that plays like PSI-OPS with Light sabers. FABLE II has a pre-order incentive that allows you a free download of its FABLE II PUB GAMES, a set of three gambling games that allow you to build up your bankroll before the title’s official release. FALLOUT 3 and DEAD SPACE have been showing awesome trailers, GEARS OF WAR 2 is set to light up the online multiplayer again, and LEGO BATMAN is ready to win over the little and big kids as well. The biggest game on my radar? LEFT 4 DEAD, a zombie co-op FPS. Be still my still beating heart.

THE GAME ON! RATING SYSTEM

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Ratings From Greatest to Least:

Kick Ass, Right On, Okay, Eh, and Stinker (aka CRAPTACULAR)

August 25, 2008

TV Or Not TV: 8/25 – 8/31

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Greetings TV viewers! Welcome to another week of TV or Not TV where we will now turn our attention to the peacock to see what NBC has to offer in the way of new shows for the fall season.

Since I am a TV critic who has no TV critic clout I will be reviewing this season based on solely on the information available through NBC.com. Ill informed way to critique? Yes. Do I care? Not so much.

America’s Toughest Jobs (Premieres 8/25) ““America’s Toughest Jobs throws 13 people into the toughest and most extreme jobs out there. The show is brought to us by creator/executive producer Thom Beers (“˜Deadliest Catch,’ “˜Ice Road Truckers‘) so you can bet the contestants are at some point going to be driving on frozen roads. Each week someone gets canned and the annual salary gets thrown in to the winning pot. If you like seeing people suffer from the comfort of your couch than you should enjoy this one.

Knight Rider (Premieres 9/24) ““ Earlier this year the pilot of this series was shown and the ratings were decent enough for it to be developed into a series. Even though the connection to the original series was forced, this new show is at least true to the concept of the original. There are bad people in the world and one man can make a difference (as long as he has one tricked out high tech car). The most notable name on the cast is the voice of KITT who is played by Val Kilmer but that’s fine because the show is about the car. I still have to say proceed with caution because I’m sure most of the budget for the show is in the CGI of the vehicles effects.

Kath & Kim (Premieres 10/9) ““ So here’s the deal, the show with the same name in Australia is a big hit and someone is hoping to hit import gold a la The Office. They are trying to stack the show with talent by hiring Molly Shannon, Selma Blair, and John Michael Higgins. Shannon is the attractive divorce in middle-class suburbia whose daughter (Blair) moves back home after her own divorce. I’d watch it to see Higgins alone, but not all imports translate well. Proceed with caution.

My Own Worst Enemy (Premieres 10/13) ““ OK, so Christian Slater plays Henry, a mild mannered suburban dad. Christian Slater plays Edward, a highly lethal trained operative. Two people, same body, each unaware of the other until (I’m sure) the premiere of the show. I’m not sure which is the greater stretch: the show concept or that they are going to try to also sell us Mike O’Malley as the other incredible operative. Even if the show is good (with the recent announcement that James Cromwell just joined the cast it makes me think it is) I fear the concept alone will keep people away much like they did with last season’s Journeyman.

Crusoe (Premieres 10/17) ““ You’ve heard about the book Robinson Crusoe right? Well, in a very interesting literary turn of events the peacock is bringing us a 13 part mini-series that is saying it will be true to the literary vision of the source material. The concept sounds great, but we’ll have to wait and see the implementation.

Now that we’ve taken a glimpse in to the not-so-distant future it is time to set the Wayback machine and take a look at the really not-so-distant-future.

MONDAY

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: Next week will be the two hour season premiere of Prison Break so tonight they are giving us the last two hours of last season so we can get all caught up. The first season was stellar, the second season was good, and the third season screamed of budget cuts. Here’s hoping the fourth season recaptures what worked and dumps what didn’t.

FX ““ 8:00 PM: They say you can never go home, and The Butterfly Effect kind of proved the point when time-travelling Ashton Kutcher changes things in his past and seems to keep screwing up his present. I really dug the movies concept but it’s a story that (even with the alternate ending) just didn’t know how to really wrap things up.

CMT ““ 8:00 PM: You can get caught up on everything you’ve missed so far tonight with re-airing of Gone Country 2.

NBC ““ 9:00 PM: As mentioned above, get ready to enjoy the pain and bruising that comes from 13 regular people taking on America’s Toughest Jobs. I still don’t get why they didn’t save the premiere for Labor Day (get it?).

MTV ““ 10:30 PM: When I first heard that My Super Sweet Sixteen had been Exiled I reveled at the thought of never having to see spoiled brats getting dreamed parties again. Turns out this is almost as good.

TUESDAY

ABC Family ““ 11:00 AM: If you didn’t see the first season of the quirky comedy Greek than set your DVR because they are showing the whole shebang today until the 9 PM premiere of season 2.

OXYGEN ““ 8:00 AM: If Greek is too sweet for you than here’s a real dose of sour with an all day marathon of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency that is building up to the 10 PM premiere of the new season. The show is a wonderful train wreck to watch as Janice never fails to freak out.

CW”“ 8:00 PM: I’m not one to really pimp repeats a lot but tonight’s Smallville, as corny as it is, gives us our comic nerd fix with a glimpse at the Justice League.

CW ““ 9:00 PM: Recommending another repeat? Yes, I am. Reaper replays its season finale where Sam has been targeted by the demon uprising and a shocking turn of events at the end of the show proves that one character may not be who (or what) we thought they were. Since Reaper could come back as soon as October I don’t feel bad recommending this to those that haven’t seen it.

WEDNESDAY

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: Two hours of Bones gets us caught up for the premiere of the next season. I’m only mentioning it because it is probably my last chance to type Gormogon, which isn’t nearly as fun to type as it is to say.

DISC ““ 9:00 PM: Conspiracy theorists won’t like the fact that the MythBusters try to prove (or disprove) whether NASA faked the moon landing. This kind of bums me out because I really enjoy the show more when they blow stuff up.

THURSDAY

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: If you’ve never watched an episode of Big Brother you can get an idea about how the show works when they go through every competition in one night that they usually do over the course of one week, and no one has a real chance to plot and scheme.

FX ““ 8:00 PM: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines may be the movie that the rest forget. Terminator Chronicles acts like it never happened and Terminator Salvation just occurs in the future and won’t have to reference it. If you watch it and expected a different ending, you may want to look at the title of the film one more time.

CHECK LISTINGS: Obama will be accepting the Democratic nomination at the Democratic National Convention (or the DNC for those with street cred). I’m going to tune in just to see how many times they cut to Hillary for a reaction shot.

FRIDAY

SCIFI ““ 8:00 AM: I’m a sucker for a Star Trek marathon but today’s 21 hour Star Trek: Enterprise marathon just baffles me. Shows are shown from all seasons, well out of order, and the show’s finale episode airs 12 hours before the marathon ends. What the heck guys?

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: Win a Date With Tad Hamilton! (and lose two hours of your life you’ll wish you had back).

OXYGEN ““ 9:00 PM: Meet Joe Black and say goodbye to three hours of your life you’ll never have again.

SATURDAY

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: I really liked Chuck last season and tonight the peacock re-airs the second episode from the first season, title Chuck vs. The Tango. How can you go wrong with a title like that?

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: Tonight on a very special COPS it’s 20 Years Caught on Tape. Societies deviants, delinquents and inebriated span two decades. Makes me feel good to be an American.

SUNDAY

A&E ““ 5:00 PM: It’s a six hour marathon of Gene Simmons Family Jewels. (I’ve tried four different ways to say that and they still all sounded dirty.)

TLC ““ 7:00 PM: Feeling guilty from this three days weekend’s barbeque feasts so far? TLC is in no way trying to help with Big as Life: Obesity in America followed by two hours of World’s Heaviest Man. Some one pass me another chicken wing.

CARTOON NETWORK ““ 11:30 PM: At only fifteen minutes it’s very hard for Robot Chicken to fill the void left by last week’s season finale of The Venture Brothers, but at least it tries.

Will Wilkins is now kind of looking forward to My Own Worst Enemy.

August 24, 2008

Win BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF – DIRECTOR’S CUT on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Universal Home Video, ten (10) copies of BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF – DIRECTOR’S CUT on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, September 1st.

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The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

SModcast 62

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 62: The Human Quilt –

In which our heroes accost a rocker in the cereal aisle, get unruly on a plane, fear the wrath of a pent-up Paul Bunyan, and go to the movies.

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August 22, 2008

Win BONE: VOLUME 8 – TREASURE HUNTERS!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Graphix/Scholastic, one (1) hardcover copy and three (3) softcover copies of BONE: VOLUME 8 – TREASURE HUNTERS.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Friday, August 29th.

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Weekend Shopping Guide 8/22/08: Snuff Times

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

See, I remember watching Daily Show correspondent John Oliver on UK shows like Mock The Week long before he crossed the pond to take up residence on US TV. With that in mind, I was delighted when Comedy Central decided to give him a stand up spotlight with John Oliver: Terrifying Times (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), which hits DVD in an extended/uncensored edition replete with bonus features galore. Snag yourself a copy and see why I like Brit comedians so much.

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I love a good gadget. We all do. What better gadget is there for the average geek than one that potentially makes you look absurd when its in use? Such is the case with the Helmet Camera ($99.99) – a cordless, battery-powered, waterproof, and mountable camera that allows you to look like a giddy moron while running around with a camera strapped to your head. The camera can be upgrades from 32mb onboard flash memory to 2gb with the purchase of an SD card, which means 60 minutes worth of decent quality video of you doing… stuff. It’s fun!

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If you thought that Mr. Show was an endearingly bizarre collection of surreality in sketch form, then – like me – you will revel in (and laugh at) Matt Berry and Rich Fulcher’s Snuff Box (BBC/2 Entertain, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£15.99 SRP). Yes, you will laugh – even if occasionally that laughter takes the form of a gurgling sputter of disbelief at Berry & Fulcher’s… unique sensibilities as a pair of bickering hangmen. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, a behind-the-scenes featurette, outtakes, and the show’s fantastic soundtrack, by Berry.

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My only real disappointment with the Blu-Ray arrival of the uneven-but-still better-than The Batman first season of the animated Justice League (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.98 SRP) is that they yet again chose to present the made-for-widescreen episodes in their full frame format, without the alternative available. Still, you get all 26 episodes across 3 discs, plus a trio of audio commentaries, featurettes, a never-before-seen promo, and a music video. I hope we get the even more superior 2nd and 3rd seasons post haste.

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After far too long an absence – and numerous health problems – Dana Carvey has returned with a brand new stand-up special – his first in almost 12 years – Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). Not only is he looking hale and hearty, but he’s managed to do what few comics can do after so long an absence – come back with a funny act. The special delivers, and here’s hoping his next one comes a little faster. The 2-disc set features additional footage, a Q&A, and his 1995 HBO special Critics’ Choice.

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Showtime’s loveable sociopath returns for a second season, and I have to agree with most of the fans – there was something off about season 2 of Dexter (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The tone just didn’t seem as deft as its inaugural run – but maybe that was because the new car smell began to wear off. I will say that this season ratcheted tension nicely, as the FBI began investigating the murders of his victims, while he began having some self-doubts. The 4-disc set features all 12 episodes, plus interviews and sampler episodes from other Showtime series.

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Get a healthy reminder of what to avoid this election season by picking up the extended “Election Year Edition” of Oliver Stone’s flawed-but-riveting Nixon (Hollywood Pictures, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP), a complicated man brought to complicated life by Anthony Hopkins. The 2-disc set features an all-new documentary, deleted scenes, audio commentaries, a Charlie Rose interview with Stone, and the theatrical trailers.

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Why is it that we get bucketfuls of tripe on TV here in the US, but the UK gets a wonderfully quirky rom-sit-com like Gavin & Stacey (BBC/2 Entertain, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£19.99 SRP)? Gavin & Stacey are a pair of twenty-somethings who have been talking with each other for months while at work – in different offices. You see, they’ve never met face-to-face. It’s when they do that we pick up their story, as we see their relationship develop through the eyes of their friends and family – including Rob Brydon and James Cordon. It truly is a little joy, and is worth importing. Bonus features include audio commentaries, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and outtakes.

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If only more lawyers were like Perry Mason and less like they actually are, the world would probably be a better place. Judge for yourself with the first volume of Perry Mason‘s third season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). The 3-disc set features 12 episodes of just jurisprudence.

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It’s 8 years later, and time and perspective make Recount (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) – and its dramatization of the events surrounding the Florida recount and the battle for the Presidency – a startling portrait of a political system gone wrong. Watch it and draw your own conclusions. Bonus features include an audio commentary, conversations between the actors and the men they portrayed, and an additional inside story of the 2000 election.

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A new Fletch film seems permanently grounded, but both of the original Chevy Chase-starring vehicles starring Gregory McDonald’s investigative reporter – Fletch and Fletch Lives – are now available in The Fletch Collection (Universal, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP). Bonus features include a trio of featurettes, plus the theatrical trailers.

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Tweenie heads will combust with excitement as a pair of Disney flicks hit DVD – the big screen Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best Of Both Worlds Concert (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$34.99 SRP) and the Disney Channel’s Camp Rock (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP). Both discs sport a clutch of bonus materials, including behind-the-scenes featurettes and bonus songs.

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The doctor is back with a bunch of bizarre, incredibly rare maladies and the increasingly tedious grumpy manner in the fourth season of House (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). The best thing about the fourth season is probably the addition of Kal Penn to the cast, as yet another new hospital staffer. The 4-disc box set features all 16 episodes, plus an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and interviews.

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I’m all well and good with the Terminator franchise – I consider the first two films classics – but I found 3 to be a mediocre money grab and I simply can’t get into Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP)… even though it pretends the events of Terminator 3 never happened, gives us yet another John Connor, and a Terminator played by Summer Glau. The 3-disc set features all 9 first season episodes, plus a trio of audio commentaries, behind-the-scenes featurettes, audition tapes, unaired scenes, rehearsal footage, a gag reel, and more.

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Yeah, that whole Gossip Girl (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) thing? Complete passes me by. I’m sure it’s just some younger-skewing replacement for Sex And The City. Regardless, the complete first season is now on DVD in a 5-disc set with all 18 episodes, plus unaired scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, music videos, a gag reel, and more.

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Like a delightful throwback to smallish, enjoyable flicks of the 40’s and 50’s, Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP) stars Frances McDormand as the titular Miss, who decides to jump into the deep end and becomes the “social secretary” to a glamorous singer/movie star Delysia Lafosse (Amy Adams) – and turns her whole humdrum life upside down in the process. Bonus materials include behind-the-scenes featurettes and deleted scenes.

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What started out as a promising show has become largely forgettable with the third season of Prison Break (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), as we get Michael Scofield trapped in a Panamanian prison, his brother plotting his rescue, more conspiracy layered in, and plot twists that just make you go “eh”, I can only hope the 4th season course-corrects. The 4-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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You know, it’s the ninth season of Married With Children (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP) – you pretty much know what to expect. This season does, however, feature a wonderful guest appearance from the late Wolfman Jack, so that’s something. The 3-disc set features all 28 episodes of Bundy goodness.

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Not since the feature film itself have I seen something so horribly, awkwardly designed as the new Transformers: Animated series (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). Honestly, the design sensibility is the visual equivalent of tone deaf. I’d suggest avoiding this mess and revisiting the original 80’s series. The 2-disc box set features all 16 first season episodes.

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Raise your hands, anyone who voiced – or even felt – a desire for a sequel to The Scorpion King. You will now be shot. Yes, there is now Scorpion King 2: Rise Of A Warrior (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Yeah. Bonus features include a featurette, deleted scenes, a gag reel, and more.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #57: The Secret Society of GI Fez

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #57: The Secret Society of GI Fez – Ken & Dana return with talk of family trees, secret societies and their memorization skills, DragonCon plans, radio DJs, Zak and his donkey, and more.

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Cabin Fever #36: You All Everybody

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Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
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CABIN FEVER #36: You All Everybody – What do you get when you mix cough medicine, red bull cola, and cold Burger King? You get this week’s mess of an episode, recorded live and in colour from pHitzy’s basement. Many things are mulled over, including Jade Goody’s cancer, the steward of Gondor’s eating habits and LOST’s missing mancunian. Music is by the apparently awful Funky Junkies.

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Trailer Park: Steve Coogan

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By Christopher Stipp

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You have to see this film. You just have to.

One of the things I keep coming back to is that Steve in this movie is a lot like Charles Bovary in “Madame Bovary” by Gustave Flaubert. They’re cuckolded, emotionally beaten yet the two of them share that sense of ignorance that makes them endure. Steve Coogan’s turn as a teacher who is inspired more by the thought of succeeding than the actual succeeding itself makes for a few moments where you’re just pulling for the guy who needs to taste a little bit of triumph. However, it wouldn’t be a comedy if he actually did so it is his continual downward spiral of bad decision after bad decision that makes this not only funny but poignant in that you wonder if he will ever rise above the odds that seem inexorably against him.

And that’s what makes this movie so vital for people to see themselves. It’s a movie filled with diametric opposites that add to the film’s greater comment on the movies we’ve all seen where the inspirational teacher is the one who brings order to chaos. It’s Steve who brings chaos and he’s wickedly sharp about where to draw the line between believability and complete farce. Dana Marschz is a consummate positive thinker who genuinely believes in the world around him and it’s a story filled with the dark truth about how smart and resourceful students really are, teachers always seem to be the primary fount of inspiration in these films, and how he gets caught up in his own psychological issues to put on the one movie musical where you will honestly be humming the soundtrack on the way out.

I know a lot has been made of Steve Coogan’s “almost there”-ness here in the States, his brilliance seemingly ignored by everyone with a modicum of influence, but it’s going to be how consistently be funny that will allow people to feel this man’s power as a comic performer who deserves a lot more than he’s been given. Thankfully, HAMLET 2 is all Steve’s to helm and he does so with the kind of orchestration that should have him in more prominent projects. Aside from all that, the man does have a nice ass.

I met up with Steve the morning after the HAMLET 2 screening at the San Diego Comic-Con and he was thankfully introspective about the work he conducted on the film.

HAMLET 2 opens today.

STEVE COOGAN: I heard the reaction was really good.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Yes. loved the movie. I didn’t know what to expect but that’s not what I was expecting.

COOGAN: Oh good. Great.

CS: It seems like it’s a chance for you to do what you have done in England for so long. What was your reaction when you got the script and saw what you would be able to do with Dana?

COOGAN: Well, being on the sidelines of the movie industry here, scripts come my way, I’m pretty low down, but I’m on that list”¦

[Laughs]

So scripts come my way and sometimes they are formulatic and they don’t have any heart or backbone or have no attitude ““ they are hacky. And this one came along and it had a real ““ felt like someone had written it from the gut themselves. The voice of the writing was authentic and it made me laugh in a way ““ and I read a lot of scripts and I write comedy so I think I’m a pretty tough audience ““ it made me laugh in a real fresh way.

It also wasn’t just cynical ““ it was smart and edgy but there’s a little bit of love in there too. I’ve always been a fan of Pam’s writing and I love South Park and Teen America and read other scripts she’s written and I met up with her and was very keen to get the script off the ground. The studios passed on it because they couldn’t see how it could work or who would be right for the part so it was a privately financed movie. That was the only way to get it going because it’s not easy to pitch the movie in one light. It’s hard to describe. People would say, ” What’s it like, an inspiration teacher movie? But there’s laughing. It’s called HAMLET 2. Is it serious? Is it like Hamlet?” And I would say, “Not really, no.” So it’s a tough one. The only thing that makes the movie work is for people to go and see it and tell other people about it. That’s the only way it’s going to work.

CS: Right. And it’s absolutely something that lends itself ““ it’s got Pam’s sensibility, it’s got that cynical edge – but you’re right and I think one of the things that ““ leading all the way to that final moment when the kids actually put on Hamlet 2 it’s one movie. But, honestly, it was that one moment when Dana ““ the triumphant moment when he says he forgives his own father that it becomes something else entirely but was always there. I think that had one of the most genuine moments I had ever seen in a comedy. Did that come though on the page, that one part that brings everything back?

COOGAN: Yeah. It was salvation but not in a ““ it’s very difficult to do those things in both a comical to make you laugh but also touch you a little and you can’t do it all the time but there are moments when you can do it and it’s hard but, yes, it did come through on the page and I felt like I wanted to do that character.

I had a take on it.

And Andy, Pam and I talked regularly and hung out and talked about all this stuff ““ about our attitude to what’s funny and we just felt very in sync ““ not the cliché of doing things and following your gut instinct. What was great about this is that it was not run by committee ““ it was privately financed ““ no one saying change this, change that and because of that, the film is an authentic voice and not the result of marketing consultants establishing or instilling what’s going to make the movie work. So, it’s just got a feeling of genuine authenticity.

And still has edge, and takes risk, and sail close to the wind.

CS: One of the things about Dana is that he seems ““ and that’s other thing about this movie too is that Dana could be almost be a foppish kind of man but the way you played him you root for him ““ you feel kind of bad for him ““ he’s given up alcohol so you obviously have that back story there ““ you feel genuinely for this man who seems to be trying and trying and nothing is working in his life. How did you want to get that across? When you got the script and this Dana is failing ““ a failed actor, can’t even do high school drama right, when you saw it how did you”¦

COOGAN: What you see is someone who believes in himself ““ someone who is passionate someone – who’s a bit of an ass but not selfish, not cynical, he really believes in something and in that kind of postmodern world it’s very fashionable to blame everything else but he has this, in some ways, a little bit of naivete but another way”¦belief. He has moments of self-doubt but he believes in art, believes in trying to make people’s lives better.

Well, you can imagine, you can’t see it in the film, you see the head teacher but ““ you imagine that the head teacher is kind of cynical, obviously living in a world where they are just servicing these kind of students, not really inspiring them and he’s trying to inspire them so, however bad his judgment is, and it’s true of his character and true of the movie, there is kind of a ““ he has some sort of a vision, however, skewed or distorted it is. At least he has some idea and some passion and in a way, my theory was ““ I said to Andy, “How will you make the script that people believe that this play from this guy who is a bit of a buffoon? How are they going to believe that this play will become successful?” And he said it’s not really the concept of the play, it’s the fact that it’s done with passion by people who are passion about it – students who are inspired to give the best performances – that itself is just life enhancing. People can be charmed by the sheer chutzpa of something and it just enhances your life having seen it a tiny bit. I think that’s true of the movie and the play within the movie. You can believe that it goes on to become a success.

CS: I absolutely agree. I think the Gay Men’s Choir of Tucson ““ that was a brilliant musical choice whe
n they were actually singing, Someone Saved My Life Tonight. It was utterly brilliant.

COOGAN: When I watched it the first time I thought something you don’t feel when you are making because it all has to be pieced together…This was something ““ you kind of have to stay with the movie because first you really have to find your feet and once it starts motoring, then you are with it and it does build. When I watched it I felt like I really feel for this guy and this strange bizarre mutant play. It touched me. I thought it worked.

CS: The musical numbers ““ when you saw what you would be doing – the very titles of the songs…

COOGAN: Again, I was a little nervous some of these songs like Raped in the Face“¦.

[Laughs]

Rock Me Sexy Jesus…you have to ““ when you do comedy that is risqué there is a danger that comedy can just be ““ “Look at me, look at me, trying to be offensive.” Almost like adolescent type of comedy. “Get a load of me!” That can be ““ sometimes people who are starting out in comedy or who have the type of comedy that has the potential to be offensive but manages to get the balance right the mistake they make is, “Oh yeah, it’s about pissing people off.” No, it’s not. But when I read it I thought”¦that concerned me but I know enough that to do good comedy ““ comedy that is ambitious you have to be slightly scared by it. When you look at it crazily, like I do, you have to have a little bit of fear because if you’re not worried about it, then chances are you are not really being bold. You have to feel slightly scared. Which I was. But I also knew that if you go forward and run across the hot coals concentrating, as it were, and focusing, then you can come out on a level that is less offensive. So, what should be offensive ends up not being offensive.

CS: And to that point, one of the things that has made you so recognizable outside of America is your British comedy. Is there really a subtle difference between the comedies between American and British? Especially with Dana as you did this ““ are there sensibilities that you have to be aware of that American audiences respond to?

COOGAN: Yes, I think so, yeah. I think ““ only subtle ones. I think in the sense that American audiences want to be reassured or given elevation emotionally in the comedies they watch and the characters they like. British are more predicated to losers and failures. We like failures. The British are often more cynical audiences. They tend to shy away from sentiment because they see it as a weakness or morkish or unrealistic or a rose-tinted view. That’s my observation. America is such a huge, huge, the USA is a huge nation ““ so many different tastes there is room for all kinds of comedy. Just by facts of numbers the amount of people in America, the niche taste, the people that want that can be sustained because there are enough people to make economic sense. Programs like Curb Your Enthusiasm can sustain itself.

But I think just the shear facts of numbers it’s very disparate. You just can’t make generalizations. It’s easy to make a generalization about British comedy because it’s smaller. The taste seems to be a bit more uniform. Over here, people would say “American comedy is not as good as our comedy” but I would say, “Hold on a second.” There is Larry Sanders of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld”¦consistently good quality ““ even Friends ““ consistently good quality stuff that manages to be both broad ““ I look at South Park, Family Guy”¦they are knocking it out of the park.

So, like I say the Americans are more professional about it. There is more structure and is more of a business. But that business can produce some really exciting comedy. In Britain, there are a few maverick people who find their voice, find a way for their comedy to come through.

CS: Who are some of the leading edge guys in Britain?

COOGAN: Simon Pegg who is here in town is a good friend of mine. Simon supported me when I did my last live tour; he was my support act. He filled in on stage while I was getting changed.

CS: Really?

COOGAN: Yeah. If you Google “Steve Coogan Live” you might find some stuff that Simon and I did together.

And then he went bang. But Simon is someone I worked a lot with about 10 years ago and we share ““ he’s someone who can make me laugh ““ those are the kind of people who can just make you laugh a lot. Sometimes when you meet someone you respect creatively, there’s kind of a competitive edge but what it means is it’s the nicest kind of competition because you both are trying to see who can make the other one laugh the most.

And you can do things ““ you can indulge in the kind of taboo comedy that you couldn’t really do publicly because you are doing it in a way that you both understand the sophistication and know exactly where the other person is coming from because you know the mechanics. Anyway, he’s a person that is really great. And, there’s Sasha Baron Cohen ““ all these guys I’ve known for a few years. Although I came along a little before they did in the UK. I’m playing catch up with them now.

CS: And I know we only have a couple minutes left but the last question I really have ““ when people see the movie, especially the way when you read the script, how does Dana change from the beginning where he starts to the end ““ how does he come out through the other side?

COOGAN: I don’t think he really does change a lot to be honest with you. I think everyone else changes. It’s everyone else ““ he doesn’t become enlightened or change his attitude ““ he stays pretty much true and pure to what he believes in the first place. It was the doubters who fell in line with him. I think he’s just vindicated. Maybe he’s lost some of his neurosis because he finally gets approval. But what’s nice is that however much people knock him or set him back he doesn’t change. He stays true to who he is. Not a lot I guess.

August 21, 2008

Masters Of Song Fu #2: Round 1 Challenge Voting Begins!

Filed under: Masters Of Song Fu — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:13 am

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop. You’ll find the very first of these competitions here.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

A week back, we sent out the call for challengers. Hundreds of you heard the call and fought for a chance to be in the initial group. 20 were selected. Of those 20, only 13 responded in time (Them’s the breaks). You’ll find information about them below.

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, these challengers will now be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth…

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

This is going to seem to be a rather straightforward challenge to kick off our second Song Fu competition. In actuality, it’s a pretty darn interesting way to give people a sense of just what your songwriting personality and style is. We’re taking a cue from a fellow named Paul Simon

Your first challenge is to WRITE A SONG ABOUT THE MOON.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds.

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Right now, let’s check out the Round 1 songs from each of our Masters and Challengers (streaming links for all the songs can be found after the bio section). At the bottom of the page, you’ll then be able to place your votes, and decide which 5 Challengers garner the highest votes and get to bring their Fu to… ROUND 2.

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MASTERS OF SONG FU

For this edition of Song Fu, we’re bringing in four (well, 7, if you’re being technical) very special Masters who you’ll be going up against. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu, and your ultimate challengers, as you’ll square off against one of them mano-a-mano in the Final Round:

JONATHAN COULTON

songfu-01.jpgJonathan Coulton on Jonathan Coulton: “In 2005 I left my day job writing software to pursue music full time. To keep myself busy I released a new song on this website every week for a year in a project called Thing a Week. A few of those songs became big internet hits (my folky cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”, a funny video called “Flickr”, a song called “Code Monkey”), and I am now fortunate enough to make my living as a musician.

I write about a lot of geeky stuff because I am a geek. Some of it’s funny, but a lot of it’s not so funny, and even more of it is somewhere in between. I’ve been compared to They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies, Loudon Wainwright III, and other musicians you REALLY LOVE.

I give lots of music away because I believe it helps my cause, and I love it when people use my music to create other stuff – music videos, pictures, remixes, etc. At the moment I’m unsigned, and I’m proud to say I’ve created this whole thing mostly on my own (with plenty of help from an amazingly supportive bunch of fans). But it certainly is getting busy… I will probably sell out and go Hollywood any day now…”

Official Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Always The Moon

PAUL & STORM

songfu-02.jpgPaul and Storm are a comedy music duo, and they have been performing as a duo since 2004. Before that, they were one half of a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook for about 12 years. A Paul and Storm show is part music concert and part standup/improv comedy”“just enough of both to fit neatly in neither category. They like to engage the audience, and are known to award snack cakes and/or other prizes for good (and sometimes bad) behavior. Their show would be PERFECT as a cable special, and would make lots of money for whichever brave channel decides to air them first.

Official Website: www.paulandstorm.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Cruel, Cruel Moon

THE RIFFTONES

songfu-rifftones.jpgYou know ’em as the RiffTrax trio, but here at Song Fu they are the mighty RiffTones…

MICHAEL J. NELSON – Michael J. Nelson is the creator of Rifftrax.com, and is the former host and head writer of the Emmy-nominated, Peabody Award-winning Mystery Science Theater 3000. Since that time, he has appeared on numerous radio and TV shows, penned a regular column for TV Guide, and authored best-selling books for both HarperCollins and Abrams.

His first book, Mike Nelson’s Movie Megacheese, thrilled critics, including Richard Schickel of Time Magazine, who said of Mike, “He’s more fun than a barrel of Val Kilmers… Smarter than a roomful of Patrick Swayzes… and almost as hilarious as Keanu Reeves.” Mike’s laugh-out-loud follow-up, Mind Over Matters, prompted Kirkus Reviews to enthuse, “From someplace called Minnesota comes a Nelson funnier than Ozzie, Ricky, Lord or Half,” and even dared to compare him to another legendary writer, saying of his Serious Speech to Business People, “[It] could easily precede [Robert] Benchley’s immortal Treasurer’s Report.” And Kirkus Reviews loved his novel, Death Rat!, saying, “Fast-paced, outrageous and funny, first-novelist Nelson’s mockery of media mendacity is as biting as La Dolce Vita or Network – only funnier!”

Mike speaks all over the country, is a frequent guest on radio and television, and along with Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy sells out theaters with his RiffTrax Live events.

KEVIN MURPHY – “I’m probably best known for portraying that ol’ squat loveable bubble-headed robot Tom Servo on Mystery Science Theater 3000. In fact I’m the only member of the cast and crew to have worked on every single episode of the series, probably because I tend to like everybody. I also got to sing at the drop of a hat and collaborated with the lovely, leggy Mike Nelson on many of the show’s songs.

Right now I’m back with Mike and Bill for www.rifftrax.com , where once again we sit in close proximity to each other and make fun of movies; unfortunately we don’t write a lot of songs… yet. To exercise my musical jollies I occasionally write and record solo and with family members, under the name The Revolutionary Communist Mountain Boys. Oh, and I’m also writing my first comic book series, symptomatic of my terminal case of Adult-onset Geekdom.

BILL CORBETT – Beloved by literally billions of people, Bill Corbett is a former writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the Sci-Fi Channel, and previously on Comedy Central. He was also a performer on the show, providing the second incarnation of the robot Crow and embarrassing himself in grand fashion as other strange characters – including the all-powerful but clueless alien The Observer, a.k.a. “Brain Guy.” Bill has always been an amateur musician (cough cough HACK cough cough), performing with garage-less garage bands, and writing / performing songs for MST3K – including the beloved-by-literally-trillions CANADA SONG. He now works with former MST3K colleagues Michael J. Nelson and Kevin Murphy at Rifftrax.com.

Corbett is also a screenwriter and playwright. His plays have been produced at numerous theaters across the U.S., Canada, Great Britain, and (seriously) Japan. He wasn’t able to attend the latter, but assumes it was a live-manga concept.

A native of Brooklyn, N.Y., Corbett currently spends a lot of time in Los Angeles partying into the wee hours with stars like Skeet Ulrich, Harry Hamlin, and the late Red Buttons. But he actually lives in Minneapolis, Minnesota with his wife Virginia, their two young children, and a small Jack Russell Terrier who really runs the house.

He hopes someday to raise alpacas.

Official Website: www.rifftrax.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Moon Shine

DOC HAMMER

songfu-03.jpgDoc Hammer was born in 1626 in Hamar, Norway, under the name Erik VonHamer. Being the son of a humble cobbler, not much was expected of the young man, other than to cobble and to not complain about all the cobbling. But Doc was destined for greater things. At 17, with nothing more than really well made shoes and a dream, he made his way to Antwerp to study oil painting under the great Rubens. Within a year, the two were at odds. Rubens spoke (infrequently) of Doc as “that creepy skinny kid,” and Doc spoke of Rubens’s work as “kinda unattractive if you really look at it.” By 1648, Doc had relocated to Leiden, where he found his master in Rembrandt. It was there, in his 23rd year, that Doc met “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth.” After a spicy courtship, “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth” and Doc were married. By 1650 Doc had grown weary of immortality and committed an unsuccessful suicide by burying his never-corpse in the basement of a Dutch cottage. In 1870, Doc again resurfaced. Using the name Vilhelm Hammershoi, Doc resumed his painting career with mild success. After thanking his bride for “the immortality thing” and nicely reminding her that he had “heard every one of her stories like a billion times,” “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth” and Doc split up in 1916. Again, Doc literally went underground until, now using the name Armond Hammer, he resurfaced and made a whole mess of money selling overpriced meds to the Russians. Sick of all the baking soda jokes, Doc faked his death. Biding his time till the MC Hammer thing had blown over, Doc again resurfaced as “Doc Hammer.” Today, Doc still paints in oils and writes, voices, and does other crap for The Venture Bros. (a show you can watch on cable TV).

Official Website: www.myspace.com/dochammer

(UNFORTUNATELY, DUE TO PRODUCTION REQUIREMENTS ON VENTURE BROS, DOC HAMMER HAD TO DROP OUT OF THIS ROUND OF SONG FU)

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In a moment, you’ll discover the details of the first challenge. First, though, here is the list of challengers:

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THE CHALLENGERS

JEFF MacDOUGALL

songfu-jeffmacdougall.jpgThe Deal: After 20+ years making music as a hobby, I recently wrote and recorded a song for my daughter. I got a little taste of mild success (hey, my mom liked it). So now I’m taking my music out of the closet, dusting it off, and seeing how it does in the sunshine. Who knew there was so much work in just attempting to do music for a living. I feel like I am opening a Subway franchise (Only opening a Subway franchise seems more fulfilling in a creative way).

Official Website: www.jeffmacdougall.com

ROUND 1 SONG:At The Moon

RUN AT THE DOG

songfu-runatthedog.jpgRun At The Dog are high energy, rock/pop, category-sluts with multi-gendered vocals and intricate arrangements. They are like Abba meets Faith No More meets Mos Def meets the Mormon Tabernacle Choir meets Steely Dan. The songs of this Minneapolis 5-piece are always written right away, with no respect for the calculating mind. Audience members are unsure whether to dance, laugh, or panic.

Official Website: myspace.com/runatthedog

ROUND 1 SONG:Noon Moon

JASON MORRIS

songfu-jasonmorris.jpgI suppose I am what you could call a “Multi-Instrumentalist”. That is a nice way of saying “Jack-of-all-trades, Master-of-none”. I began playing drums as a teenager and spent a great deal of energy during my 20’s trying to “make it” in the music biz. As a drummer, I have had the opportunity to play with some pretty incredible musicians, garnering literally DOZENS of fans over the years. In 2004 I joined the band Celestial Static, and spent several years melting some face with good friends Jeremy and Julie Elzerman. Once that ran its course, I decided to spend more time locked away in my studio, writing my own songs and learning to play guitar, bass and sing. It doesn’t pay the bills, but I have a good time doing it.

Official Website: www.jason-morris.com

ROUND 1 SONG:The Universe Outsourced The Moon

EDRIC HALEEN

songfu-edrichaleen.jpgEdric has been writing music (off and on) for the past fifteen years. He wrote and directed a musical, The Pushcart War, based on Jean Merrill’s wonderful novel. He has written and/or arranged a number of songs for various friends – some commissioned, some as surprises. He loves acting in community theatre, and is inspired by the music of Stephen Sondheim, Jason Robert Brown, Adam Guettel, Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty – and yes, Jonathan Coulton, who in addition to writing wonderful songs, also served as a portal to finding out about the Song Fu competition.

Official Website: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arBC7f-6FY

ROUND 1 SONG:Blue Moon

“BUCKETHAT” BOBBY MATHESON

songfu-buckethatbobby.jpg“BucketHat” Bobby Matheson is an awkward teenage accordionist and multi-instrumentalist who specializes in superhero-themed and “Comedy” music, and who works for minimum wage in the fast food industry. With his style varying from polka to folk, punk to pop, and then again from rock to bluegrass, we’re left unsure what to expect. One thing for certain is that Bobby doesn’t like talking about himself in the third person, and therefore will stop this silliness right now.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/buckethatbobby

ROUND 1 SONG:I Hate The Moon

INSANE IAN

songfu-ianbonds.jpgInsane Ian is a comedian and writer from Baltimore, Maryland who specializes in all things nerdy, both in parody and original compositions. From Sci-fi TV shows and films, to video games, to comic books – no nerdy topic escapes his sardonic (and satiric) wit. Among his peers – such as Sudden Death, the great Luke Ski, Jonathan Coulton and, of course, “Weird Al” Yankovic – he is the only artist to have written this bio, and remains at the top of that list. Currently, his song “Guitar Hero” (from his upcoming album n3rds0ngs) is the number three most requested song on the Dr. Demento radio show for last month. Usually for a song, I.I. surrounds himself with talented people to make himself look better…and now is no exception, as friend and producer Mike S. helps on instrumental duties.

Official Website: www.insaneian.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Luna, See?

BRAM TANT

songfu-bramtant.jpgHello everyone. I’m Bram Tant, a 19-year-old Belgian student who enjoys playing the electric/bass guitar, singing, and writing songs in his spare time. I’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional musician, and I’m psyched to have been selected for this awesome contest. Having greatly enjoyed the first edition, I want to test my humble songwriting Fu against other (hopefully) great artists. Unfortunately, I do not own decent recording equipment – all I have is a computer microphone. Still, I’ll try the best I can to record the best song I can write. About musical influences – lately I’ve been really awed at/inspired by the work of Jonathan Coulton, and I found out about this contest through his website/forum. Else, I enjoy a bit of everything. My musical style is a bit hard to define: I play a bunch of stuff like soft/hard/classic rock, punk, metal, folk, jazz, lots of improvisational stuff, and I seem to have a knack for writing love songs, probably because of a subconscious yearning for love… Anyway, I wish the best of luck to all the other competitors, and may the best win!

Official Website: studwww.ugent.be/~btant/

ROUND 1 SONG:What Gives

MICK BORDET

songfu-mickbordet.jpgThe phrase “jack of all trades, master of none” could almost have been invented to describe Mick Bordet’s musical existence. Writing and recording songs since the tender age of thirteen, a quarter of a century’s experience has failed to produce any music his family can relate to. This may be because he steadfastly insists on bouncing between and across genres at every opportunity like a hummingbird with ADD, or perhaps it’s the eclectic collection of instruments he utilises for his sonic palette, from guitar and ukulele to theremin, yobstick and electric harmonium. Mick is a founder member of “The Lunacy Board”, Scotland’s premier progressive avant-garde skiffle duo, and cites influences as diverse as Edgard Varèse, Ivor Cutler, Conlon Nancarrow, and Roy Harper, to name but four. The duo have recently released three debut albums, including one written, recorded, and mixed within a single day ““ perfect training for the Song Fu challenge.

Official Website: www.lunacyboard.com

ROUND 1 SONG:First Impressions

STEVE CHATTERTON

songfu-stevechatterton.jpgSteve Chatterton is an independent musician living in the suburbs of Toronto. Known primarily for his jingle work on local television and his electronic project 11t1, he’s now putting all of his musical efforts into the ever-elusive self-titled singer-songwriter recording project he’s been wanting to get around to since he was 10-years-old and had just discovered The Beatles. Steve is an honors graduate of the jazz guitar program at Mohawk College, and has since performed in a wide array of bands that nobody has ever heard of. After retiring from performing to concentrate on raising his kids, he’s recently put together his own basement studio and has set a personal goal of producing at least one song a month.

Official Website: music.stevechatterton.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Someday (You’ll See)

TOM ROONEY

songfu-tomrooney.jpgTom Rooney has participated under the band name Thomas F in the Record Production Month Challenge for the past two years, successfully completing an album of 10 new original songs within the month of February. The challenge provided a welcoming environment of diverse artists from around the globe all frantically striving to beat the end of the month deadline while encouraging and supporting each other. This experience has given Tom the confidence to put his music out there, for better or worse. Most feedback has been politely positive. Raving masses of fans still to come.

Official Website: www.virb.com/thomasf

ROUND 1 SONG:Sparkle In The Night

NATE SHIVERS

songfu-nateshivers.jpgFun, Zesty, Acoustic, Energetic, Crunchy. Some of these words describe the Baritone-Ukulele-wielding N8 Shivers (the others describe Taco Bell’s newest food-like invention). He began writing songs at the age of two, and taught himself to play the uke a mere 17 years later. N8’s Family members claim he’s the best uke-playing song writer they’re related to. He enjoys Stand-up Comedy, Coen Brothers movies, Chilly sandwiches, and Canadian sitcoms. His Turn-offs include Banana Flavored Things, Republicans, and Mountain Dew. N8 is currently employed as a Wizard in southern Ohio.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/ncomma8

ROUND 1 SONG:Hide

JEREMY PIERSON

songfu-jeremypierson.jpgJeremy Pierson is a struggling artist of that so-called RenGen crowd. His passion for music has run deep through his veins since his earliest days of hearing The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Stevie wonder, and Marvin Gaye on his parent’s record player at home. As a songwriter, his influences cull from the likes of those legendary artists already mentioned, and include influences from Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jamiroquai, Earth, Wind & Fire, Curtis Mayfield, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Smokey Robinson, Bob Schneider, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, and Paul Simon. His greatest barrier as a commercially successful artist is clearly his lack of interest in limiting his musical creativity to any one genre. Jeremy also feeds his creative juices through his artistic work in photography, film, writing, illustration, and design.

Official Website: www.jeremypierson.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Shadows On The Moon

JUTZE SCHULT

songfu-jutzeschult.jpgJohannes “Jutze” Schult (from Germany) likes to make songs about weird stories and situations. It’s all about creating a musical scenario that is somewhat original, yet believable by some stretch of imagination. Jutze used to play drums in a heavy metal band, and then founded his own pop band where he played guitar. These days he’s mainly doing solo work for the fun of it.

Official Website: www.jutze.com

ROUND 1 SONG:The Moon Is Made Of Cheese

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ROUND 1 VOTING

And now, it’s time for that all important voting, where you’ll decide which 5 Challengers get to move on to Round 2. Please remember, you can only vote FOR ONE song – so choose very carefully. Also, be sure to vote for your favorite song from our reigning Masters of Song Fu – Jonathan Coulton, Paul & Storm, or The RiffTones. You may only vote once, so make it count. VOTING CLOSES AT 11:59pm EST on THURSDAY, AUGUST 28th.

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ROUND 1 VOTING – THE CHALLENGERS

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ROUND 1 VOTING – THE MASTERS

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY, designed and handcrafted by [adult swim] superstar Dana Snyder. Yes. Dana Snyder.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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Comics & Comics: Tropic Fun-Der

Filed under: Comics and Comics — admin @ 3:59 am

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Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig Ben Stiller movies.

And I don’t (neccesarrily) mean movies starring Ben Stiller. I mean, sure, he’s usually quite funny in anything he’s in, but the level of greatness between, say, Zoolander and Night at the Museum is too great to be measurable. Yes, Stiller is always funny, but every so often, when he gets something to say about it, the man shines. Look at the now four films he has directed, each one a classic in their own right – Reality Bites, Cable Guy, Zoolander, and now his most triumphant effort to date, Tropic Thunder.

So, as you can guess, I like the movie… a lot. I fully expected to enjoy it, but even I couldn’t fathom just how hysterical this movie would be. And what is it, you may be asking, that makes this movie so damn funny? Well, strap in, sit down, and get ready for another Matt Cohen style review, because this baby’s about to get Tropical, yo!

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TROPIC THUNDER

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THE GOOD: Almost everything. With the exception of the uber-brilliant Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Tropic Thunder is the funniest movie of the year. Not only does it pack on the gut-laughs, but there is a real movie in here, too, one with character arcs and set pieces and quite an ingenious script. Many make mention of how “Inside” the film is, but I really think it is accessible enough, so much so that someone in the midwest with no connection to the entertainment industry whatsoever (besides TMZ, of course) would not only get the film, but really enjoy it. Let’s break this sucka down, shall we?

The Cast

Ben Stiller: The ringleader of this band of merry men. Stiller in recent years has caught some flack from the “comedy-nerds” for choices, film wise. Many think he has sold out with family friendly fare and lending his voice to animated felines. Who was it that said, “Im not selling out; I’m buying in!”? Stiller seems to be a smart guy, and surely knows what he is doing with his own career. He’s the marquee funny-man now, and that’s fine. He is always likable. However, every once in a while, we get a glimpse of the Stiller we first fell for, the young, bright-eyed lunatic from the Ben Stiller Show. Tropic Thunder, and the role of Tug Speedman, is – fortunately – one of those times. Stiller, though out-shined by RDJ and Black, turns in a great performance, second only to the brilliant (and un-toppable) Derek Zoolander. It’s easy to overlook Stiller amid the zanyness going on, but without him, and the job he turns in, the film would A) Not Exist, and B) Not have that directorial charm that Stiller always exhibits. And that is Stiller’s biggest gift to the film – the directing. Many reviewers have noted that Stiller is a bit out of place as a falling action star (and eerily cut), but not so much as to be jarring to the viewer, in my not so humble opinion. After all, it is his film, and the Tugg character is the star and meatiest role, so I don’t fault him for taking the part. Stiller is as likable an funny in this film as any other, and though he has surrounded himself with IMMENSE talents, he still manages to make the viewer smile and laugh with every line delivered. Solid work from one of the more solid workhorses in comedy.

RDJ: I have been a fan of this man for years, but in the past 12 months he has quickly skyrocketed to the top of my list for Favorite All-Time Actors. Downey is on the biggest career roll of a lifetime, and it couldn’t happen to a more deserving man. I mean, hell, HE IS IRON MAN! It doesn’t get much bigger then that… or so I thought. RDJ’S Kirk Lazarus is not only one of the single most brilliant comedic performances OF ALL TIME, but its a mind-blowingly complex one to boot. Downey says it best himself in the film – “I’m the dude pretending to be a dude dressed up like another dude.” And we thought Adaptation was meta. When you first heard he would be donning black face, I’m sure you knew the potential for laughs, but OH MY, this thing goes further then I – or I think most people – would have thought it capable. Lazarus is at once so racist and yet so blissfully unaware, that all uncomfort goes immediately out the window and one can’t help but sit in awe and stare at not only of the most complete character performances in recent memory, but one of the most soul-shatteringly funny ones, as well. What makes the role all the more perfect is the fact that Lazarus is a pretty close mirror of the RDJ of the early to late 90’s. When an actor – and a serious one, at that – can find the sense of humor and guts to lampoon themselves, the potential for greatness gets upped twofold. Lazarus doesn’t MAKE the movie, but it wouldn’t be half the film it is without him, or the insane brilliance of RDJ.

Jack Black: My favorite Jables performance since School of Rock, and quite possibly the most “character” driven work he has done to date. Though Portnoy may be over the top and pretty ridiculous, there are moments of real pathos in there, especially the scene in which he volunteers to be tied to a tree. Jack can always seem to channel a boundless amount of energy on screen, but I think his real crowning achievement here is relaying a sense of anger – something we rarely, if ever, have seen from the Panda man. Without spoiling a major plot line, Black’s character in this film is not the happy go lucky funny man the trailers make him out to be. In fact, he may be the only genuinely “tragic” character in the flick, one that kinda bummed me out at certain moments (in an effective way). Maybe the first time he hasn’t really played himself in a film. Great character, great performance, and some amazing line delivery. Jables holds his own with the big boys.

Ensemble: There is almost TOO much great supporting work done here to go into each into detail. Needless to say, everyone in this film is at the top of their game in the laughs department. Standouts are as follows…. New favorite Danny McBride who gives us another variation on the same wacky theme with his work here as the films pyrotechnics expert. Knocked Up‘s Jay Baruchel plays the “Squadron’s” rookie actor, the only member of the ensemble who is grounded in reality, and is very much the straight man. To his credit, he comes across extremely likable. Other greats are Nick Nolte, Matthew McConaughey, the always funny Bill Hader, and relative newcomer Brandon T. Davis as Alpa Chino, a part that needs to be seen to be believed. By now I’m sure you have heard about Tom Cruise’s involvement in the film – And it is too brilliant to spoil at all. See it… Career-redeeming work here folks.

The Plotting: Writers Ben Stiller, Etan Cohen, and Justin Theroux have done really amazing work here. First off, the opening scene sets such a reality (or false reality) that when the comedy does hit, or trickles in, it’s almost unexpected. We buy this world, the character’s places in it, and this is all due to the tremendous job the writers have done in not making this the parody that it so easily could have been. This is a REAL movie with REAL moments in it, despite the tons of hilarious laughs that occur throughout the entire film. Even the logic, which many times in comedies gets overlooked for chuckles, is foolproof here, with each “acting” moment feeding directly into the baddies appropriate response. This isn’t forced conflict or exposition heavy writing, it’s as organic as can be, and it completely reinforcing of not only the concept but the atmosphere Stiller sets as a director. A+ work all around. Can’t wait to see what insanity these boys cook up next.

The Action: Again, a testament to Stiller’s work, and the DP John Toll’s as well – this silly little comedy feels and looks exactly like the huge budget war epic it’s supposed to portray. Specifically, the line of brutality this film meets, crosses over, and never looks back at. There are moments in this film so gory, so gruesome, and blaringly realistic that shock is an understatement for how the viewer responds. My jaw dropped on multiple occasions, both due to the comedy and onscreen violence, both usually intermingled. This is not a spoof or a parody, my friends – this is a war/action flick that just happens to be one of the funniest movies in recent memory. Awesome stuff.

THE NOT SO GOOD: Honestly, besides a few jokes failing here and there and one outlandish moment involving a TIVO, the movie is pretty damn flawless – and by that, I don’t mean a perfect film, rather it is exactly what it needs to be… Near two hours of solid laughs.

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THE BOTTOM LINE: See it, buy it on DVD,and memorize all the lines, cause we have a bonafide classic-in-the-making on our hands here, kids.

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So you see, friends and neighbors – War isn’t always hell. Sometimes it’s really funny. Tune it in next week when I check out what the end of August has to offer us funny book wise. I can promise smiles… and baked goods.

Also, if you feel up to it, take a gander at my new personal blog TALES OF ADVENTURE, for the capital of ADHD on the web (and updated about 20 times daily). I promise… stuff. And, as always,

“Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

Matt Cohen is currently a single lotus blossom swimming in a sea of tranquility.

August 20, 2008

Scrubs Blog: My Fairy Tale Dungeon

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VIDEO BLOG #104: “My Fairy Tale Dungeon” ““
The countdown to the new season has begun, but to tide you over we continue our look at the filming of the fairy tale 7th season finale, this time focusing on a look into the dungeon.

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Trailer Park: Andrew Fleming and Pam Brady of HAMLET 2

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By Christopher Stipp

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I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

True story. I took a girl on a date to see THREESOME. Now, for those among you who would give me the benefit of the doubt and think this was an honest mistake if I didn’t know what I was getting into should actually not give me said doubt. I had seen the movie the week prior and thought it was actually a funny, warm, careful examination of self-discovery at a time when it seems like so many of the jokes people make that start “When I was in college…” actually come from. I still value a lot of what the movie was about and what it ultimately had to say. Besides that, the soundtrack was just manna from heaven in the form of a compact disc; where else could you hear U2 mixed in with some Bryan Ferry, New Order, Apache Indian (a sweet track) and one of the greatest songs ever put to CD, The The’s “This Was The Day”? Yeah, I guess the REALITY BITES soundtrack was pretty damn close but Andrew’s film, however, had a little something extra to day about the lives of young people who were caught in that time in their lives when it wasn’t about a career as it was just finding a path that led to where you wanted to go.

Needless to say, and I wish I were kidding, after seeing the movie I think the girl pegged me for a perv. Que sera, sera.

On the other side of that spectrum you have Pam Brady. Extracting what part she had in making SOUTH PARK: BIGGER LONGER & UNCUT, along with TEAM AMERICA and many other co-writer credits she has, so sharp is a moot point. Pam, to her credit, knows how to take a subject that needs to be dressed down, stripped, tar and feathered and sent on its way with the kind of pop sensibility others simply can’t manage to do on their own. The reason why South Park has lasted as long as it has is because everyone involved in producing the show know how to make a show that is at once a piece of entertainment and a sly switchblade of social commentary that manages to stay just beneath the veneer of a jolly cartoon show.

HAMLET 2 marries together the best elements of Andrew Fleming’s directorial skills and Pam’s ability to take a situation an imbue it with a subversive element that is not always readily obvious. From the heart that Steve Coogan gives to the hapless teacher who means so well but is completely, throughly ill-equipped to do anything but mess his own life up to the kids who don’t necessarily fit the archetype of rising above their lot in life the film is simply a wonderful commentary on horrible teacher/student pictures and what it really means to finally face the one thing that has held one man back for so long. Besides, where else can you see Jesus re-enact the KARATE KID crane kick while dancing to a song that you absolutely, positively won’t be able to get out of your head.
HAMLET 2 opens this Friday, August 22nd.


CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I saw it last night and loved it. Loved the movie. I think it already was a good movie, but I was just telling Steve [Coogan] that what I thought really brought the movie together was The Gay Men’s Chorus of Tucson singing “Someone Saved My Life Tonight.” I think that was a pivotal point where everything is brought together. When you two were scripting it out, blocking it out, how did you get to that point? Did you have an idea to begin with and how did it eventually had get to that moment?

ANDREW FLEMING: That song, is the one. The play wasn’t really fleshed out. That song was always in the script from the very first draft

PAM BRADY: Yeah.

CS: Really?

BRADY: But it’s way more emotional. You already knew it was going to be emotional but it seems like a joke. It seems like it would be funny for these guys to sing this. It kinda hits home.

CS: I was laughing but I got those little hairs on my arms standing up as I realized how important that scene was.

FLEMING: It’s a great song. And the words are like a poem about “¦..being near suicide from being in a bad relationship and breaking out of it by somebody leaving and that it can save somebody’s life. It wasn’t a joke but I don’t know why that song is so good.

I always love that thing about music ““ you can do all the legwork but you need the right piece of music to make you feel the right thing at the right time, at the right moment. Music is important. It really is.

CS: In scripting out Dana, he seems like a guy who would be almost easy to make stereotyped ““ failed actor, failed teacher ““ what was important to you when you wrote it out to not make him a hackneyed kind of character?

BRADY: We always love delusional characters because we truly love them. I don’t think there was ever any kind of superior feeling. I feel like everyone can kind of get in touch with that part of themselves that feels like they are just not going to make it and feel like a failure but put themselves up and motor through it. So I think the most important part was to never judge him as a character. We always truly pull for him. Know what I mean?

CS: Yes, exactly.

BRADY: We are trying to tell a story about someone we actually love as a character and then look at what happens to this guy.

FLEMING: And then putting on this play, everybody has something they are trying to do and they feel like everybody is against them. Obstacles are thrown in the way and you are just trying to pull through and it’s just chaos. And that play becomes ““ I remember feeling like that making the movie. Like, “You idiot”¦.Get everybody on board!”

[Laughs]

BRADY: Yes, and I think everybody has the feeling where you sort of want to be cool and you sort of know ““ like you. You know how you want this interview to go and how you want it to come across but it probably isn’t but we sort of know how to play it a little bit ““ I think that feeling is a universal feeling. I don’t think it’s just me or Andy.

FLEMING: But it was a reaction to “Let’s do a movie about a teacher ““ What are other teacher movies?” and we were going down this list ““ there actually are some very good ones like BLACKBOARD JUNGLE, TO SIR WITH LOVE. Those are good but it gets worse from there. Some of them are fine movies but there was always like the sense of self-satisfaction or superiority ““ the teacher is there to teach and it’s like that’s really not how it works. The teacher is this person in the room and they are a human beings and they are not inherently superior to their students.

There was always this sanctimony to those characters.

BRADY: Yeah. And also that great white hope kind of feeling that we’re going to go into the inner-city school and jack up some kids against the locker to get through to them.

FLEMING: And teach those ethnics a thing or two.

BRADY: That’s why we wanted to make sure that Octavio [Joseph Julian Soria] was going to be brown because he was so incredibly high achieving. It’s insulting how it’s presented in movies.

FLEMING: And the kids are always “types.” And you just peg them and that’s all who they are. And we just wanted to come up with a fresh batch of who those kids are. We actually did a pilot, but it didn’t get picked up, and it was set in high school and we were shooting in Ventura and all of our characters ““ these cute skinny white kids in faux thrift store gear ““ it was actually all from Barney’s. Really adorable.

BRADY: Very bright colors.

FLEMING: And they were all done up. A cute bunch of kids but the real kids of the school where we were shooting were all wearing blue and black and all had this kind of attitude. It was like, “Why are we making a movie about them?” They are more interesting and is the reality. Let’s get something going about those kids.

CS: So it’s set in Tucson ““ I’m from Phoenix.

FLEMING: Phoenix is a big city ““ a big interesting city. Tucson is not.

CS: The idea of place ““ that this is where dreams go to die.

[Laughs]
BRADY: Does sound rougher when you say it.

CS: Just speaking from experience. These kids they seem a little bit different ““ like you said ““ high achieving. “We’re going to put it on the big play, things are going to go well…” and so speaking about Steve it was that fine line of keeping the “Hey, look at me…I’m putting on a play about Jesus in Hamlet 2!” It’s a thin line of being subversive but not being obnoxious about it. Was that a problem? Was it effortless to know where that line was or was it back and forth?

FLEMING: I think we were trying to go for obnoxious.

[Laughs]

No everything’s a fine line. I think for us it’s between silliness and sadness or lightness and darkness or something reassuring and heartwarming and something disturbing. Being in the netherworld between those two things is always of interest to us.

BRADY: And part of the songs too like RAPED IN THE FACE ““ it’s like, “What is the worst thing he could sing right now to this group?” And it’s not deliberately set out to be shocking but we sort of wanted to see how far we could push it. If we were in high school and we saw our teacher was getting in touch with his inner self and wrote a song about being raped in the face that would be pretty shocking. But it all works and it only works because the way he plays it and Andy directed it you feel it’s real. You feel like this guy exists. If he was a joke, it wouldn’t matter.

FLEMING: It comes from something he said. Some inner feeling he had and it’s an honest image. It’s coming from something he really feels.

It’s an inappropriate bunch of words to use around minors, of course, but it’s real.

CS: You’re right. In some ways you are pulling for Dana and he’s such a miserable man ““ one after another, failed this, failed that, but on the other hand he’s someone you genuinely try to root for, he’s trying to quit drinking and he genuinely cares about trying to make a difference. He ends up just getting shafted every which way. So where did you guys say ““ “We got this guy, we want to make him a loveable loser” – but at the end how do you want people to see Dana ““ after the play is done ““ how did you want the audience to look at him ““ like, “Ah, he’s been vindicated”?

FLEMING: No, I mean he’s had some kind of affirmation and it’s actually very important to us in that last scene he’s still a bit of a boob and he’s still peeing in the sink.

[Laughs]

And he’s not really paying attention to what people are saying about protestors and the meaning of being on Broadway and the message. He’s still a bit of an ass but he’s a little happier than he was.

BRADY: And the fact that that the play becomes about his very destructive relationship with his father and it’s sort of like that he faced that straight on in the only way he knows how and it’s raw and the feelings are raw it’s almost that that’s what the movie is about ““ if you can face it down, then you can overcome it.

Even if you have no talent.

CS: It is so cathartic at the end when they were singing that song ““ what pulls it all together is that he’s confronted it. It was like, “I was laughing just moments ago and here’s this great moment that just shines right through.” Honestly, I didn’t get it until that moment happens and then I get it. Hamlet ““ the father, the ghost.

BRADY: He was haunted by his father.

CS: So, what came first, Hamlet or Jesus?

BRADY: That’s a good question.

FLEMING: I think there was always some talk about Jesus and Jesus being hot”¦.

[Laughs]

CS: It’s the truth. Those abs!

FLEMING: Jesus has been sexualized throughout the millennium.

BRADY: Yeah. I was raised Catholic and he’s up on that cross and it’s no accident that he’s cut, like a swimmer.

CS: Describe the collaborative process when you guys came together. Day one when you started to write it out ““ what was that like ““ back and forth? Pam, did you have the idea?

BRADY: Oh yeah, it was all me.

[Laughs]

FLEMING: We were already working together so we just said “Let’s write a script” and went through it step by step and it was a shared madness.

BRADY: It’s true. I was actually cleaning out Andy’s gutters doing some odd job and he said, “Hey, do you want to come in here?”

But we started with the character first. It all started with the character. We wanted to find the guy that you would feel the most sorry for.

FLEMING: Which is good. In the past we told stories and started with structure and then found the character but we built everything around who this guy is, which made it go better and easier and took our time, which is really good. We didn’t have any deadline ““ kept going back to it because we enjoyed it.

CS: You obviously did because you got someone to independently finance it. You’ve worked with major studios ““ Paramount, what have you ““ What made you think you were going to take this one privately and do something else with it?

FLEMING: I think we were feeling adrift and we did set it up briefly at New Line. It was mostly to give us a sense of self worth.

BRADY: I know. That’s true.

FLEMING: We could have begged.

BRADY: Just option it for six months.

FLEMING: Which they did and nothing happened and I think we were very lucky we didn’t make it there because we would have gotten caught in a maelstrom.

BRADY: We did it for fun. That’s part of the story ““ that we enjoyed it and I think when we work together (we did two pilots together) it’s so much fun except that you keep getting these questions all the time like, ” Why would he do that?” And sometimes with comedy I don’t know. You can’t go to meetings and just defend everything.

FLEMING: We instinctively, for no logical reason, just realized later that that was a good idea after the fact. We only made HAMLET 2 because it made us laugh.

BRADY: And with a 2 to make it look like LETHAL WEAPON. That’s the worst idea.

FLEMING: And we had to go like, ” Wait, what happens in Hamlet?” We actually didn’t do the homework we should have.

BRADY: I actually watched the Mel Gibson version of it.

FLEMING: But it turned out to be the perfect play to use. It wasn’t even until the last minute we thought, “Let’s take all these characters and undue the tragedy?” ““ That evolved much later.

BRADY: But it’s normally towards the end of the process that you realize what you are writing about. What you are trying to say. And the idea that culturally we are taught that everything can be worked through with therapy.

FLEMING: The Oprah of it all.

BRADY: But in a way that actually ended up being true with us.

FLEMING: That’s what I love about that.

BRADY: Making fun of it.

FLEMING: It really is frustrating watching Hamlet. It’s like, “Why doesn’t he just get his shit together and work though his stuff?”

BRADY: Hamlet 1 wouldn’t be a hit today I don’t think. I don’t think the audiences are up for that.

CS: Although if he was the Dark Knight ““ if it was Batman – it probably could work.

BRADY: Maybe Christian Bale can play him.

FLEMING: Christian Bale can play anything.

[Pam Laughs]

BRADY: I was going to say something rude but I didn’t. Laughs. I held back because it’s Sunday. The Lord’s day.

FLEMING: Be nice. We’re being recorded.

CS: Looking back on it, you have the finished product – you’ve now seen it with audiences – how do you two look at what you’ve done and what you put on the screen? What kind of distance do you have ““ you know, is it thrilling from a personal standpoint in that “We’ve done something that we love and this is what we have to show for it”?

FLEMING: Basically it’s our way of saying, “Screw you world.”

BRADY: How funny. I thought you would say it’s a love letter to the world.

[Laughs]

BRADY: It’s both. Take that.

FLEMING: It’s fun. It’s a lot of work to make a movie and at the end of it when people are laughing and telling you that they like it it feels good. There is no denying that.

BRADY: It fills up all the empty places.

Win THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, three (3) copies of THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 27th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 27th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win NCIS: THE FIFTH SEASON on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, five (5) copies of NCIS: THE FIFTH SEASON on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 27th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 27th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

August 19, 2008

Party Favors: First In Flight

Filed under: Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:33 am

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GETTYSBURG – I want to be the next Vice President of the United States of America.

Any party is free to make a play for me. I’m not picky. I just want the little job. I don’t want the big guy’s job. Let me ride a candidate’s coat tails in November. After eight years at the Naval Observatory, there will be no going for #1. I’ll be happy to host a variety show with Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony on Univision.

My goal is to restore the office of the Vice President to its historic standing as a completely useless position. Did you know that at one time the Vice President had to provide two forms of ID to use cash at Washington DC’s Piggly Wiggly? It’s true.

I don’t want to set agendas. I don’t even want a real staff. There’s no need to beef up the power of the gig. As the VP, my role should be opening supermarkets, throwing out baseballs and lowering dead foreign leaders. The man-sized safe in the VP’s office will be yanked out to make space for my man-sized HD-TV. My schedule will involve attempting to win a game of Madden ’08 against the computer. You won’t see me exposed on Daily Show for plotting the overthrow of a sovereign nation. The only International Incident dedicated to me will be burping too loud at the iHop.

I don’t want to bring back respect to the position. I want to bring back the obscurity. School children will be asked, “Who is the Vice President of the USA?” Their proper reply should be, “We have one?” Remember FDR’s first vice president? Do you know him? It’s a $2,000 question on Jeopardy. It’s John N. Garner! He described the job as “not worth a bucket of warm piss.” Let me be America’s Trucker Bomb!

My only promise is to bring the party to the people. As long as you show a proper driver’s license, you can drop by for a frosty mug at my office. It’s not like you’ll interrupt me doing any real work. My office will be located inside the TGIFridays on Pennsylvania Avenue.

If you’re a presidential nominee with an open slot for #2, take a squat on me!

THE MYSTERY OF KITTY HAWK

And now here’s a short film about my visit to Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.

DVD SHELF

It’s political convention season. Unless you’re a fan of goofy hats, you’ll probably want to spend a little more time with the DVD player. There’s plenty of selections this month. You’ll be able to catch up on last season’s shows in order to be prepped for the fall premiere. You can also get a real history of politics instead of the party approved bullet points with a few titles.

Chicago 10 reminds us of a time when a party convention could be more newsworthy than a Jim Nabor’s Variety Show episode. This documentary describes what happened when radical youths dared to take the streets of Chicago during the 1968 Democratic Convention. Director Brett Morgan elaborates on the techniques his crew used on Kid Stays In the Picture. He mixes vintage news footage with animation to create a vision a hyper view of the riot and the court proceedings. We get a up close and uptight view of how Mayor Richard Daley crushed the Yippies camped out in the park. Thankfully the soundtrack is not the usual ’60s superhits that get abused by VH1 specials. The best music matching the atmosphere moment is when the cops clean out the park to the sounds of Black Sabbath. This is where the animation and actual footage blend to create an intense fear that free speech can’t be shouted through tear gas. Chicago 10 is a must own for anyone wants to remember a time when people did rebel against a political machine.

John Oliver: Terrifying Times shows how the English Daily Show correspondent doesn’t merely read political jokes as a fake reporter. He’s a political junky who dares to comment on these soul sucking times. This is the speech that you won’t be hearing from a convention stage. What a shame. This an expanded and uncensored version of the Comedy Central version that now runs 56 minutes. They throw in a few segments from The Daily Show including him and Larry Wilmore’s “N Word” special.” Those two need their own TV show. This is the only guy standing on a stage talking about politics action you’ll need to watch for the next month.

The Presidents Collection brings together 10 documentaries about the men who called 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue home. Teddy Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, FDR, JFK (and other Kennedys), LBJ, Nixon, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush get their lives and administrations probed in this series that aired on PBS’s American Experience. If you bemoan the fact that they didn’t take a Poli-Sci course in college, here’s a second chance at all that education. By the time you finish watching all 35 hours contained in this boxset, you’ll look like a genius during Jeopardy. You’ll know which rugged president had asthma. This is the perfect back to school gift for the budding presidential scholar in the house.

Nightmare Before Christmas: Collector’s Edition is getting the Blu-ray love with plenty of time before Halloween or Christmas. You can have this before the Jerry Lewis’ Labor Day Telethon for Muscular Dystrophy. The bonus feature that excites me the most is “What’s This? Jack’s Haunted Mansion Holiday Tour.” See what the folks at Disneyland did to give the classic Haunted Mansion a little Tim Burton action. Dana Snyder should approve of this. The disc features a DisneyFile Digital Copy so you can watch it on your iPod. They also include the “Frankenweenie” and “Vincent” shorts made by Burton during his early Disney days.

Transformers: Two-Disc Special Edition finally gives last summer’s blockbuster the 1080p action. It’s thrilling to finally see the fine details on Optimus Prime and Megatron as they knock each other around. You also get a thrill from seeing the fine details on Megan Fox. Why wasn’t there more of her chassis in this car show? Jon Voight makes the transforming robots realistic. Shia LaBeouf is his generations Jeff Goldblum. Why wasn’t Jeff cast as Shia’s dad? The special effects shimmer in this upgrade from the DVD. The second disc bonus features about the cast. crew. Autobots and Decepticons are in HiDef. It’s a Blu-ray celebration worthy of a late night geek out. There’s a certificate in the case for a $10 rebate if you upgrade from your old creaky DVD.

Cheers: Season 10 brings us to the penultimate time for the gang that haunted Boston’s most popular bar. “Where Have All the Floorboards Gone” brings back Celtic superstar Kevin McHale. Cliff messes with the Hall of Fame forward’s mind when they argue about how many bolts are used on the Boston Garden’s parquet floor. The bar trivia destroys his game. They even have Kevin’s wife (Lynn McHale) playing herself. She’s a natural when she disrupts Kevin’s plea to Sam for sanity. Why don’t they have a reality show on NBA TV? Johnny Carson makes a cameo in “Heeeeeere’s… Cliffy!” The feud between Cheers and Gary’s Olde Towne Tavern heightens in “Bar Wars V” and “Bar Wars VI.” They don’t use “Monster Mash” when Gary sabotaged Sam’s jukebox. But they came up with a great “Vampire Twist” song as the substitute. The big wrap up of the season is a freakish wedding. No need to spoil the surprise of the bride and groom if you’ve forgotten the episode. Hopefully the final season will be served up fast.

Wings: Season 7 is the next to last flight of the Sandpiper Air. For me, this show has always been where Mr. Monk was found as Tony Shalhoub stoles scenes with a stealth attack. The first episode kicks off with a burned out house. Thomas Hayden Church’s big farewell is “The Person Formerly Known as Lowell.” He has to leave the business after witnessing a mobster hit. Guess it’s better than him catching a strange disease. Wings is all about the Shalhoub anyway. He sticks it out till the end.

Everybody Hates Chris: The Third Season keeps the spite coming as our hero enters his teens. The kid (based on Chris Rock) enters 9th grade. You think high school was rough. Imagine if your high school years had to be pumped up to be a sitcom. There’s a good anti-getting caught with cigarettes episode in “Everybody Hates Being Cool.” Turns out that after getting nailed in school, his sister gets to blackmail him to keep the info from his parents. Chris just gets way too much hate. It’s a miracle that this show can keep up the laughs instead of turning into an MSNBC Murder Mystery.

The Bodyguard & The Bodyguard 2 have been doubled up inside a case although each film is on a separate disc. Tony Jaa (Ong-Bak) serves up his buttkicking with Thai flavor. Jaa has serious cinematic moves. The Bodyguard is a redemption story as Jaa loses a client the hard way. When he discovers the killers are coming after the guy’s son; he redeems his failure by saving him for free. The Bodyguard 2 has him now as a counter terrorism agent. He has to infiltrate and shut down a terrorist front. Consider this a fantastic kickass double bill for the late summer.

Eli Stone: The Complete First Season collects the 13 episodes of the strange replacement series that came on after Lost. Eli is a lawyer whose brain aneurysm causes him to have weird visions slide into his reality. He keeps having George Michael pop up and sing “Faith.” That’s never a good thing to have the Wham man appear in the men’s room. Jonny Lee Miller plays Eli. You’d known him better as the Bond-loving Sickboy from Trainspotting. He was also the first Mr. Angelina Jolie. The show does its best to give a semi-serious message with a whimsical flavor.

NCIS The Fifth Season has the 18 episodes that survived the strike ravaged season. What makes this show cool is that it allows people to view David McCallum as more than just the sidekick on The Man from U.N.C.L.E.. He’s not reduced to selling the Helsinki Formula Jr. He’s working on a top ranked show. The series allows Mark Harmon to graduate from Summer School. Mostly I watch to see Pauley Perrette, America’s favorite goth sweetheart. The season ended with one of their own on the slab. I’m not going to give the toe tag away.

The Untouchables: Season 2, Volume 2 whips up another serving of old school gangster action . There are few TV cops that are as all business as Robert Stack in the role of Eliot Ness. The man did even go to the bathroom when he was on the clock. What’ll delight TV fans is the variety of stars that mobbed it up for the camera. “Augie ‘the Banker’ Ciamino” has Keenan Wynn (Dr. Strangelove) running a racket. This would be fun enough, but his main goon is none other that Harry Dean Stanton (Big Love). Harry was once a young actor! “The Antidote” has Telly Savalas (Kojak) as a big time bootlegger. Who loves him? Anybody who wants bathtub hooch. Victor Buono (Batman‘s King Tut) runs a counterfeiting ring in “Mr. Moon.” Before he booked ’em on Hawaii Five-O, James McArthur ran heroin as uncovered on “Death for Sale.” While Ness was a real lawman, there is nothing historical about these cases. Do not use these episodes as footnotes in term papers.

Reprise is another literary movie from Scott Rudin. Two Norwegian novelists get tense with each other when one gets quick success while the other only gets rejection slips. It’s good to know that people in Scandinavia also suffer this affliction. The really deals with that horrible sensation that your happiness is not that infectious. This is a tough subject, but director Joachim Trier does a good job showing how writing is a competitive game. Nothing stinks more than seeing the less talented schlub from the creative writing class score with a poem in The New Yorker.

DONALD CLAUS?

The tabloids have gone nuts on Donald Trump’s offer to buy Ed McMahon’s mansion and rent it back to the elderly sidekick. It seems like such an amazing gesture of charity from the heartless mogul. They just might make a Christmas special out of this act.

But it’s so messed up.

This isn’t a case that Ed “lost” his house in a freak scam. He wasn’t cheated out of it in a fixed Poker game or by an accountant. Nobody fled to Brazil with all of Ed’s publishing lottery money. Ed is in trouble because he hasn’t paid his mortgage to the tune of $644,000. If Ed won’t cut a check to maintain ownership, what are the odds that he’s going to keep up rent payments? In the world of landlords, Ed is known as a major risk. Only people lower than Ed on the “risk list” are folks with a history of apartments that explode from suspected meth labs.

Ed has had the house on the market for two years. He wants to sell the joint. Why are you going to buy his mansion and force him to live there? Why not just move Ed into a Trump Condo complex?

This just isn’t an optimal charity situation for the Donald to be Santa to the man who made a fortune saying, “Here’s Johnny!” It’s not like they are even golfing buddies. It appears Trump hasn’t spoken to Ed about any of these plans. Having worked on Extreme Makeover, I can assure you that the people who get the free house have been interviewed by the show before Ty arrives with the megaphone. Does he really know what Ed can afford to pay to live in his house?

There is only one real solution for Trump. He needs to hire Ed to be his sidekick on The Apprentice. Have him introduce the contestants and the corporate fatcats. Let him sit in the reception area of your “boardroom.” Instead of paying Ed the big bucks, Trump gives him the house’s deed at the end of the season. Declare two winners in the finale. Use the house in a couple episodes to get it considered a business expense. By giving away the house, Donald doesn’t have to worry about the future tabloid headlines of “Trump Evicts McMahon’s Widow!”

JAGR BISCUITS

After two visits to Red Robin Gourmet Burgers, I have no plans to be dragged back for a third time. While this chain is really inventive on what to put on the burger, they need to understand that what matters most is the meat. Both times the hamburger patties were dry and spongy. It was like a sponge cooked for medium well. For the price and hype, I want a nice juicy burger. Fuddruckers can do this. Char-Grill serves ’em up like this. Even Ruby Tuesdays understands the juicy concept.

Judging from the perfect round shape of the patties, I sense they’re punched out and frozen. When gourmet hamburger on the menu, is it wrong to anticipate it being done with freshly ground meat? Or thawed out before hitting the griddle. I don’t want to munch of a bovine hockey puck. The brass of Red Robin need to back away from the bar and taste each others’ meat.

DROWNED WORLD

Why did NBC cancel The Michael Phelps Show? I was really getting hooked on this story about a guy who swims against all comers. Why did Zucker pink slip the guy? I was hoping that he’d eventually lose to the Harlem Globetrotters.

Toy Box: DC Direct Deluxe Harley Quinn

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When my new 13″ Joker and Harley arrived last week, I originally planned on reviewing them together. Makes sense, right? And then I thought about it for more than 10 seconds, and realized that it only made sense to review Harley here. I still have the Joker over at MROTW, but Harley gets her own special treatment here.

What do you need to know about Harley? Dr. Quinn, mental medicine woman, fell under the spell of Mr. J while he was at Arkham. Sparks flew, and she signed up as his main squeeze. Adding her figure into the 13″ Deluxe line makes great sense, as she’s been a tremendously popular femme fatale since her debut on the animated show. Releasing her at the exact same time as the Joker also makes great sense.

I’m not quite as sure about their choice for her look, but time will tell. Unlike the Joker, who is a very comic book art based design, she’s much more ‘realistic’ in appearance. While they were released at the same time, the two don’t quite marry up perfectly in the design department.

You can pick up Harley at your local comic shop, or from one of the fine sponsors I have listed at the end of the review. Suggested retail is $80, but you can expect to pay around $65 – $70.

DC Direct Deluxe Harley Quinn

Packaging – ***
The box is very similar to the rest of the line, and suffers from the same issue of too many twisties. It’s not as big of an issue for Harl as it is for the Joker, because the one across her mid-section doesn’t cause the same type of extreme costume wrinkles, but they’re still annoying.

The text is decent though, as are the graphics. The boxes are a little thin, and that means they are less likely to stand up to prolonged shelf time, or some shipping situations, but it’s not a major issue.

Sculpting – ***
The biggest issue I have with this figure is the head sculpt – it’s all up hill from there. Most of my issues are also aesthetic, so it could very well be that your mileage will vary.

Harley is very pretty, no doubt about it. In this version, she’s a very non-distinct form of pretty, making it less about her features and more about the makeup. I don’t have an issue with that, but I do wonder if the design choice was the best. This is a very realistic looking head sculpt, and she almost looks like a Sears model dressed up for Halloween. Paired with the much more comic styled Batman, Robin and Joker, she doesn’t quite fit in.

Along with this basic design issue, I also think the head is a smidge too small. Usually we have the issue of bobble head disease, particularly with female figures, but in reality people do tend to have large heads. Here, with the cowl part of her actual sculpt, the head seems much too small for the 13″ scale body. This is even more noticeable in person than it is in photos.

But other than those two issues, I’m good to go. The hands are also nicely done, with a good choice of poses that work with the accessories. She’s certainly the nicest Harley in this scale we’ve gotten to date, just not as nice as she could have been for me.

Paint – ***1/2
Although the design and sculpt might not be perfect, the paint is certainly very clean. Harley’s trademark white makeup with black mask and red/black lips looks terrific, with a consistent application and fairly clean cut lines. There’s a little blip here and there, but without very careful inspection you won’t see it.

Her eyes are nice and straight, looking slightly up at you, adding to her seductive nature. The lips are done in the two tone style, but it blends very nicely. This is the sort of paint job that can make a mediocre sculpt much better than it is.

Articulation – ***
This is the same female body we recently saw with Batgirl, and it works pretty well for a superheroine. The body is a little too wide in the hips, something that’s more noticable with Harley than with Batgirl, who had a cape to add some width to her upper body, but the proportions do lend it a seductive quality that you like in your evil female characters.

In fact, I still prefer this body over the male body for more than just the obvious reasons. The ball jointed neck works nicely, and the hips allow for more backward movement than with the male body.

Oh, she still has a couple issues I’d love to see resolved, like the cut wrists, but I can live with this version for the time being. And yes, she is slightly shorter than the 13″ male figures at 12 1/2 inches tall, but she still towers over normal sixth scale.

Accessories – ***
Harley comes with a surprisingly nice assortment, and in fact, the whole Deluxe line seems to be getting better and better in this category.

She comes with not one but two sets of swappable hands. There’s the attached gripping hands, plus a set of fists, as well as a gesturing left hand and a gun grip right hand. They pop on and off relatively easily, but stay in place during posing. Scale is good, and the various poses selected are useful.

There’s also her large wooden hammer, a common weapon for Harley. It’s a great sculpt, and while it’s a little small, you should be able to find plenty of posing potential.

Harley also likes a gun, and she gets a nice, goofy cartoony version. Of course, there’s a bit of a mismatch with the very realistic head sculpt, but the gun is still pretty damn sweet. It also opens, and can be loaded with the included bullets. Mine doesn’t stay closed particularly well though, so I have to take care not to lose any of the very small cartridges.

Finally, she has her display stand. I’m not one to use them, but if you are, the basic black stand with her name on the base looks fine and works pretty well.

Outfit – ***
Harley doesn’t sport a complex outfit, but it’s certainly a recognizable one.

Her tights fit well, and are made from high quality material. The vinyl booties work much better here than they did on the batgirl release, and she can actually stand in them just fine. Her fluffy white cuffs are not sewn to the suit, so they can be easily removed and repositioned. That was a smart move, since in swapping the hands back and forth, you probably would have tore them loose.

Her collar has the little puffballs sewn at the end of each loop, but these threads are quite thin. I managed to pull one loose about 10 seconds after she was out of the box, which you can see in the photos. I’m not much of a seamstress, so it’s going to be more effort than I like to think to get the damn thing back on.

Since her cowl is part of the sculpt, I already covered that in the earlier section. But it’s worth noting here that the threads holding the balls on the ends of ‘horns’ seem much sturdier than those on her collar.

Fun Factor – ***
Like her beau, Harley retains all the things that make a good sixth scale figure, just at a collector’s price point. And she kicks the crap out of the Barbie version of Harley, which was actually supposed to be a toy.

Value – **
The increasing prices are going to really hurt this line, and I suspect that many collectors will get much, much choosier. It isn’t quite as bad with Harley as it is with the guys, since she costs a smidge less still. Even at around $65 though, a lot of folks are going to balk.

Things to Watch Out For –
Those damn little balls on her collar fall off mighty easy, as you can see in my photos. And once they do, you’ll need some sewing skills to get them attached again.

Overall – ***
Even with my issues around her head sculpt (which really does remind me of someone in a costume) and the higher price point, I’m still quite pleased with the purchase. The basic quality of the Deluxe line has really improved over the last two or three releases, and they are making changes where appropriate. Unfortunately, the higher price point may kill this line when those damn bendy hands couldn’t.

Where to Buy –
You have a number of online choices if your LCS either doesn’t have her, or is charging an arm and a leg:

Urban Collector has her for $64.

CornerStoreComics has him at $64 as well.

YouBuyNow has her at $76.

– For the UK folks, Forbidden Planet has her listed at 58 GBP.

Related Links –
Obviously, the most related is the review of the Joker, but there’s plenty of other reviews of 13″ Deluxe figures, like the DK Movie versions of Batman and Joker, Bizarro, Green Arrow, Robin, two versions of Batgirl, as well as Batman himself in the old school 70’s outfit, Nightwing, a guest review of Catwoman, and my reviews of the Martian Manhunter, Two Face, Batman Begins and classic Batman.

TV Or Not TV: 8/18 – 8/24

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Greetings TV viewers! Welcome to another week of TV or Not TV where we will turn our eye to the Eye network and peruse their offerings for the fall season.

Since I am a TV critic who has no TV critic clout I will be reviewing this season based on their one minute previews that are available over at CBS.com (hey, it’s all I have to work with). My criteria for all shows that you see me discussing will be: concept, cast and preview feedback.

Gary Unmarried ““ Jay Mohr is playing a newly divorced father who has to contend with kids, an ex-wife and the dating world. I’ve always been a fan of Jay Mohr so the show, which will be appropriately paired with The New Adventures of Old Christine, will at least get a viewing or two out of me. We’ve all seen the concept before so it will really come down to the writers and Mohr to carry the show.

The preview was a very bland example that was chuckle worthy. It makes me concerned that Mohr may just be phoning this one in so that he gets his check from his development deal.

The Ex-List ““ A woman is told by a palm reader that she has one year to find her one true love, which was someone that she formerly dated. Sounds like a somewhat interesting concept because you could have a limitless list of people that she dated, and with only 22 episodes a year you could pull of at least four years of episodes before the “˜in-show’ year is up. The concept itself is also limiting for the exact same reasons. The case, for me, is practically unknown so not much to draw me in there.

The preview was showed us NOTHING about the show itself. The lead character goes back to the palm reader for clarification on the terms of this prediction. It comes and goes like the wind.

Worst Week ““ Kyle Bornheimer plays Sam Briggs is planning a wedding and has a baby on the way. The problem? His ultra-conservative father-in-law to be (Kurtwood Smith) has no idea of any of this and Sam is a one man disaster every time he visits. It’s Meet the Parents without the lie detector. Can the concept hold up for 22 episodes AND more than one season? I’d doubt it.

The cast on this show is great. Bornheimer recently had a great string of cell phone commercials making incredibly awkward and funny phone messages to ladies, so this role is clearly written for him. Smith is great in all he does.

The preview, again, is very weak. I wonder who at CBS planned these out. We see the payoff to a joke (without seeing the joke) of Briggs in a plastic diaper having to borrow cab fare. Poor choice.

The Mentalist ““ A former psychic medium, who now admits his skills of observation and deduction were his “˜powers’, is now a detective using his skills to solve cases even if the rest of the investigative team doesn’t like him. The concept appears to be Psych but with more drama than laughs. Even with that type of change the concept intrigues me.

Simon Baker plays the lead and has the looks and charisma to carry the part. He’s surrounded by plenty of FOX television show alumni (Amanda Righetti, Robin Tunney) so cast wise this one is pretty solid.

The preview is by far one of the only good ones that CBS offers up. We see the strength of the character, the personality of the character, and we get a taste of the conflict within the investigative team. This is one of the few previews that made me really want to see the show.

Eleventh Hour: Dr. Jacob Hood (Rufus Sewell of The Illusionist) investigates science crises and oddities. His jurisdiction is absolute and he is always called in as the last line of defense in his pursuit of those that would abuse and misuse scientific discoveries or breakthroughs for their own gain. Lost? So am I?

This show is based on a British mini-series written by Stephen Gallagher and has been imported by uber-producer Jerry Bruckheimer. Sewell has a very creepy vibe that really throws me off, so not sure about the casting.

The preview was absolutely dreadful. We see Hood brought in on what is clearly someone trying to perform cloning, but it gives us very little and gives me no desire at all to watch.

So, what have we learned from all this? I think that the first thing is you can’t provide a 60 second preview of a show and hope that it gives enough interest or buzz. If you are going to try to provide a 60 second preview make sure it actually has some substance instead of what comes off more as just a completely random offering.

Now that we talked about what is to come, let’s talk more about what is to come.

MONDAY

FOX ““ 9:00 PM: We get a look at the hell that is the future in tonight’s re-air of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: This isn’t a recommendation at all. It’s a warning. Avoid, at all costs, the Nicole Kidman/Will Ferrell movie Bewitched.

MTV ““ 10:00 PM: Drama-philes will be happy to know that The Hills‘ season premiere is tonight.

TUESDAY

FX ““ 8:00 PM: Enjoy The Hot Chick tonight as it is one of the few Rob Schneider films that actually entertains.

AMC ““ 8:00 PM: Robin Williams plays the straight man (har har) in his comedic coupling with Nathan Lane in The Birdcage.

WEDNESDAY

FOOD ““ 10:00 PM: New host Michael Symon has his first Dinner: Impossible task on Alcatraz. I guess for once prison food won’t be so bad.

THURSDAY

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: My dream of a Big Brother 10 without the gravel voiced ex-Marine may come true tonight. Oh but to dream!

VH1 ““ 11:00 PM: Margaret Cho is back with her own reality show called The Cho Show. She calls it a reality sitcom, I just call it late night fun. If you like Kathy Griffin‘s Bravo show than this one is probably for you.

FRIDAY

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: Two hours of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? If you watch both hours, you’re probably not.

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: The powerful (and unlikely) coupling of Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise along with a very powerful story makes for great entertainment in Collateral.

CMT ““ 8:00 PM: Last week I totally missed the premiere of the second season of Gone Country. This reality show takes people from all facets of entertainment and gives them the chance to compete for the opportunity to release a country single. This season has Jermaine Jackson, Irene Cara, Sean Young, Sebastian Bach and former American Idol contestant Mikalah Gordon (to name a few). Even if you don’t care for the music it’s good entertainment.

SATURDAY

MTV ““ 1:00 PM: You’ll still have to wait until the 25th to see the show itself, but MTV is giving us the Exiled Launch Special along with a My Super Sweet 16 marathon. Oh, don’t know about Exiled? Imagine sending 8 of the most pampered of the Super Sweet 16-ers to locations all over the world to live with host families in placed like the Amazon, the Arctic Circle and the Andes Mountains? Best of all? Their parents signed them up for this. Oh yeah, there is karma after all.

HBO ““ 8:00 PM: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry has enough bad stereo type jokes in it to now pronounce you slightly entertained. It’s better than nothing I suppose.

SUNDAY

NBC ““ 7:00 PM: Faster than you can say “˜Chinese gymnast scandal’ the Summer Olympics Closing Ceremony is already here. I’ll give a shiny fifty cent piece to the person spotting the lip synching singer this go around.

CARTOON NETWORK ““ 11:00 PM: The powerful third season of The Venture Brothers comes to a close tonight. If you are reading this and you haven’t seen the first part than get thyself to Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim and catch the two minute opening that wasn’t even on the original broadcast (while taking in the rest of the episode as well).

Will Wilkins looks like the Mayor of Candy Land in his “˜speed suit.’

Win THE ALFRED HITCHCOCK STORY!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Titan Books, five (5) copies of THE ALFRED HITCHCOCK STORY.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, August 26th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, August 26th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE UNTOUCHABLES: SEASON 2 – Volume 2 on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, five (5) copies of THE UNTOUCHABLES: SEASON 2 – VOLUME 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, August 26th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, August 26th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

August 18, 2008

Trailer Park: Kyle Howard

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By Christopher Stipp

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What’s in a place?

Many times it’s just a perfunctory element tossed in just for s and giggles but in MY BOYS, the television series on TBS, being a part of Chicago’s environment seems integral to making the story of a female sports columnist and the men in her life who define her life as a working woman. While I wouldn’t suppose that Chicago is one of the only defining elements of this series MY BOYS is a step above many of the weaker sitcoms in that the cast is exceptionally adept at, ironically enough, not being sitcom punchlines. There are real elements such as the lead, PJ (Jordana Spiro). She’s not window dressing, she’s not just a pretty face in a crowd of other actresses but rather, if I could make a comparison, she’s like Maura Tierney’s character in NEWSRADIO. PJ’s smart and has enough wherewithal that you would hope many other women would posses.

And then there’s Kyle Howard. The guy does not know the meaning of the words “sit on your hands.” As an actor in the Hollywood system for more than a decade, and only being 30, the man has made the transition from young actor to mature actor without the series of burnouts, bouts in rehab or paparazzi run-ins that seems to define what it means to be young in a town that wants to chew ’em up and spit ’em out. He’s incredibly grounded in his approach to his job as an actor and, as you read what he has to say about working as one, he’s got an outlook that, frankly, I don’t know if I would be able to posses; I would be given to feelings of constant paranoia and despair, moving from acting job to the next, but that’s why I keep my paranoia and despair locked in me as a writer.

Apart from also being funny, he’s got a great technical eye for what has made this series a winner for TBS and why he feels so safe in the hands of Betsy Thomas. He also deserves credit for being a Cubs fan, that instantly gets him a free pass for anything he does ever again from me, but deserves the most credit for being honest about the series and where he sees himself going.

MY BOYS airs on TBS, Thursdays, 9:30/8:30 Central

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: One of the first things I wanted to start off with is this ““ I didn’t realize until I looked into it is that this is actually TBS’s really first foray into original programming.

KYLE HOWARD: Yes, it was. The year that we did our pilot it was us and Ten Items or Less which is their sort of improv sketch show that they have. But the two of those were, as far as I know, their first run at that and are both still going at this point. That’s pretty exciting.

CS: But it must have been interesting from a taking-a-job sort of standpoint that here comes this opportunity where the water has been untested for TBS ““ But from a practical standpoint do you share studio space with anybody or did they build a whole new studio just to accommodate what your production?

HOWARD: No. We just, Sony, the studio behind the show, rents space from Paramount mainly because they have a back lot there that we try to sell the whole Chicago thing so it wasn’t anything to build a studio for us or anything like that. But it was sort of new territory for them.

CS: And for the show itself, it’s ostensibly set in Chicago and do you do exteriors here in Chicago?

HOWARD: Yes, we have in the past. We didn’t this season actually but the previous two episodes we came out there and did our finale of our first run ““ the Wrigley Field episode that was just so fun. We spent the whole day there and running around the field and playing catch in the outfield and it was amazing.

CS: Really?

HOWARD: Then we came in there again at the end of our second chunk of episodes and we did pieces from maybe three or four different episodes ““ we shot at the Sears Tower and the Art Institute, Oak Street Beach and just sort of sprinkled in there throughout and it really helps to just authenticate things a little bit. The majority of stuff is at her [PJ’s] apartment or at the bar or at our regular weekly sets but just to have that stuff in there here and there really legitimizes that whole Chicago thing that we are tying to sell and I think people in Chicago appreciate that too. They appreciate all the references that we make to restaurants and cross streets and whatever. I think they appreciates seeing the city from time to time too.

CS: Was it the writers ““ or the guys who came up with it or women who came up with it, was it their idea or were they from Chicago or any reason why, ultimately, they wanted to focus on Chicago?

HOWARD: Yes, Betsy Thomas who created it, went to school there. She went to Northwestern and a bunch of the other writers on our staff went there as well. It’s really cool ““ our whole writing staff ““ a whole bunch of them are Betsy’s old friends from back in the day ““ part of this sort of group we are portraying ““ in fact the Brendan character in the show is directly based on one of our writers Brendan Smith who has been a friend of Betsy’s forever. I think they even shared an apartment for a short time. PJ’s character is based on Betsy’s life so all of that stuff is really cool too. Just knowing that a lot of the stuff we do is coming out of real experiences they’ve had or that they had way back in the day or whatever so we end us just sitting around and hearing a lot of those stories which is kind of cool but Betsy’s ““ the short answer is yes, she’s from Detroit but then went to college to Chicago for school and met a bunch of those guys there and that’s where that came from.

CS: And for you being on the series represents steady work. Is this the longest string, so far, of one constant job? Looking over your resume I see a lot of one episode performances”¦

[Laughs]

HOWARD: Yes, I think I just passed my record of how many episodes I’ve done on one show ““ in fact there was a kind of funny story ““ when we did this pilot I met everybody, met Jordana and I apologized to all of them in advance and just explained to them that I’ve done a lot of pilots and a lot of them have been picked up but not very many of them have run very long and I just said I think I’m kinda cursed and if this goes down I take full responsibility and they are all like “No, no, don’t worry about it…We’re going to break the streak” and so far we have. It’s not like we’ve been on the air for years and years but we’ve been doing it since we’ve done the pilot which has been two years now and I think we’ve done 30 ““ 31 episodes or something like that. So, that’s great for me given my track record. I’m definitely doing alright.

CS: Seriously, for just your mental health that must be nice.

HOWARD: Yes, totally. That’s every actors thing is a little bit of stability goes a long way and the fact is we never really have it ““ just like right now we finished work last week and the show is on now all summer but we don’t know if we’re picked up again and won’t know until September so once again we’re sitting around sort of wondering if we have a job or not. It’s just sort of one of those things you have to accept and I’ve been doing this since I was a kid and I’m pretty used to the routine of it all so I try not to get too worked up over it. If I had my choice of course I really like this particular job and really like the people and I would be happy to keep doing it for a while.

CS: Fourteen years by my adding you’ve been doing this ““ and I have to wonder as a working actor, people obviously probably would see you on screen and think that he’s making millions because I see him on television ““ what’s it like for you, knowing what I do about professional working actors who need jobs just to pay for the rent? I would imagine you have some kind of perspective based on the 14 years you’ve spent in this business.

HOWARD: Well, it’s weird, when I started out, I wasn’t a little kid, I was 16 years old, but I still lived at home and stuff was taken care of. My parents prepared me and I had a place to stay and I had food on the table. When I started doing it, it was just more or less a hobby for me. Know what I mean?

CS: Right.

HOWARD: And then, at a certain point without me even realizing it because I just kept doing it steadily until I was an adult at a certain point I realized it had become my career and become my livelihood and I think that’s a nice way to transition into it because I never felt a lot of pressure to survive and to work and to get a job. Every actor has a little bit of that thing like “Oh wow, it would be nice to get this job” or that job or be nice to get some work by the end of the year or whatever it is but I guess I’ve just always sort of trained myself to have a more relaxed sort of feel about it, and like I said, transitioning into it from being a kid it was just already what I did ““ that made it easier.

I kind of believe that the more stress or desperation that you put on something the sort of opposite effect it can have so I just do my best to kind of think, it’s been fine up until now and it will continue to be fine. If this keeps going, great, and if it doesn’t then I have to find the next thing.

CS: That seems so realistic in a town that is filled with desperation ““ people scrambling to find the next thing to do. A project like this ““ it’s a great show ““ it must be nice to throttle that back a little and say “You know what, it’s been a good two years…” and being ravenous about it.

HOWARD: Absolutely. It’s been a treat for me to not have to do the whole pilot season thing the last two years. That’s always just sort of a game in and of itself. It’s nice to just see my friends, reading pilots and going to pilots ““ even if we’re not working on the show at the time I just know it’s coming back and it’s nice to sit back and skip that for a couple years.

CS: And on the subject of MY BOYS ““ it centers around PJ and it’s been described as SEX IN THE CITY with dudes ““ what initially attracted you to the series?

HOWARD: The thing that initially attracted me was Betsy because I had done a show with her a few years prior to this. Another comedy she created for the WB, RUN OF THE HOUSE, and it was also sort of loosely based on her family life and I had a blast doing that and I thought then that she was a great writer and a great boss. She’s such a nice personality to have around at work everyday. She always has a real clear idea of what she wants and she’s just goes about everything in such a nice and friendly and productive sort of way and that trickles down throughout the rest of the crew that works on the show and on the cast.

So anyway, I had a great experience with her on that and then I heard that she had a new pilot but I hadn’t read it yet. My manager sent it to me. They were going to bring me in for this Bobby role and I read it and I thought it was great ““ it was funny, it was real but wasn’t totally convinced that I was the Bobby character because I read him as the sort of leading man ““ love interest type of hunky guy that you read in almost every pilot that you read and I’m just wasn’t convinced that I was that guy. I’m usually ““ I tend to like more character-y kind of guy ““ the kooky best friend or quirky love interest ““ you know what I mean? And I had this conversation with Betsy and she said “Yeah, I had the same thought but we’re not making a soap opera here ““ we’re not making one of those shows with beautiful people playing those formulatic roles ““ we’re going to do something real here and something relatable and something sweet” so I came in and ended up reading with Jordan and we had great chemistry together and met with the studio and the network and ended up getting it and at the end of the day I was thrilled. I was convinced that I was right for it and could do it. Then I was very excited about it.

CS: One of the things about the program, the way I see it is that it’s different. First of all it’s a very fresh way to approach something like this where you see a lot of ““ for better or worse ““ on primetime network shows, sitcoms that are just that – pretty people. THE HILLS, LAGUNA BEACH, if you are not a 10 they are not interested. It’s interesting to hear that the writing here was all about creating something that was not necessarily about models and more about characters themselves so what’s it been like over the two years to see where you signed on the dotted line saying “Yes, I’m going to start doing this” and then to see how your character has progressed over the two years?

HOWARD: I really can’t complain about any of that. Like I said, in the past my sort of normal thing is a little more character-y…a little more goofy than Bobby is on this show and every once in a while I feel like I’m sort of the straight guy of the group because a bunch of the other guys on the show are very broad and very big and hilarious and I crack up at work all day watching them and I crack up seeing them on the show and occasionally I’m like, “Give me more jokes ““ I want the jokes.” But really, I can’t complain. I’ve had a lot of fun with the character. I’ve had so much fun getting to know everybody else. It kind of like the luck of the draw situations when you go to cast a show. None of us ever met one another except I met Jordana when we read together at one of our auditions but other than that I hadn’t met anyone until our first table read. So, who’s to say that these people you are throwing in a room together are going to click and have chemistry on screen ““ which we all do ““ and on top of that, who’s to say that we’re going to click as people and become friends and generally like to be around each other ““ which we do. So with all of that, I feel super lucky.

CS: In your years of doing pilots and being on television and being part of a series, do you ever find that the network tries to get too involved with the way ““ like you said, everyone has this natural chemistry with one another ““ has there ever been a time when there were too many fingers in the pot trying to force things just simply for ratings or what might look good on television?

HOWARD: Sure. I think that’s a danger on almost every television show out there. There are so many people involved ““ so many writers, so many producers, and so many people at the network who essentially have the final say on everything. That was one of the things that I had talked to Betsy about before we did the pilot because I have never done the cable thing before and I expressed a sort of concern to her “What’s with TBS? They’ve never done original programming before. What do I expect from that? What am I getting into?” ““ that whole thing. And she said “Kyle, look, I have the same questions” because she hadn’t done a cable show before either and she said, “All I can tell you is up to this point it’s been such a treat dealing with them as a network for that very reason.” From the beginning I think I felt so much less pressure from them and so much less of them trying to sort of distort this show she had brought them and she felt they were really giving her a chance to make the show that she wrote. That said, there is always notes from the network and there is always going to be and there’s always several people with several different opinions and that’s just sort of the politics with any show.

But I do think we are lucky at TBS to have a way-scaled down version of that ““ if you would compare it to situations at some of the bigger networks.

CS: Looking at it now, you’ve said the difference between basic cable and network and looking at your resume over the 14 years, is it really a big difference when you walk into work in the morning? Does it feel any different than network vs. cable? TBS vs. NBC or ABC, or anything like that?

HOWARD: To me it really doesn’t. As actors we don’t really deal with the network very much. There are always a couple people from the network at our table reads and we see them at parties and press things but for the most part, it’s really the writers that deal with that and have that sort of constant influence so, no, it’s not something I’m normally aware of that presence there as an actor just because we are not directly influenced by them as the producers and writers.

CS: If I had just one more question to ask it would be, I’m awfully impressed looking over and seeing how much work you have done in the past ““ it’s more than a lot of people could say for themselves when you see many other actors trying to make a go for it as a living. Where do you see where you’ve been the last 14 and where do you hope things go in the next few for your career?

HOWARD: I feel super lucky to have stayed this busy as I’ve had and, yes, my first goal would be to continue that. I just like to work and obviously on things that I’m proud of and that I like the people on and whatever and I’ve also been very lucky with that and have had very few bad experiences. I just like to be busy and I like to act so my main goal is to just to continue with that. For the last couple years I’ve started writing some and I’ve started directing a little bit and both of those things are things that I sort of want to explore more and pursue more in the future but I don’t have a real pressure on either of those things. As boring as it sounds, I just want to stay steady and keep going as it’s been.

CS: One more side note: I know what the answer will be but I’m going to ask it anyway ““ I saw that you are not a huge sports fan but being from Chicago and seeing how this interview is taking place in Chicago right now, is it true that you are a Cubs fan because everyone knows, White Sox fans are dirty and smelly and not very well educated.

[Laughs]

HOWARD: I’m totally a Cubs fan. I grew up in a family full of Cubs fans. My mom is from Chicago. My dad went to school in Chicago. Ever since I was a little kid, me and my sister were both diehard Cubs fans. I think she still has the card to the club and everything. We still go back there occasionally, me my mom and my sister went back last fall and went to a game and I’m not your typical sports guy and watch football and that type of stuff but I do love the Cubs ““ that’s been really fun for me and my family to have that tie in with the show ““ they love all the references. It also would be really cool if the Cubs did something amazing this year and we got to write that into the show as well. I think that would be really exciting.

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