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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 1/11/13: Flibble

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    I was genuinely wary about how good Red Dwarf X (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) would be. It had been over 10 years since the last actual series, and while it had its moments, the recent Back To Earth was a relatively dry affair. Thankfully, the Dwarfers return to a studio audience and the character comedy that I fell in love with from the show’s early seasons. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, a gag reel, and an absolutely incredible feature-length documentary chronicling the difficult journey in producing the show’s return.

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    Thinkgeek time! Whether it be for travel purposes or just emergencies, having battery backups able to recharge mobile devices is a plus, and one of the newer ones to consider is the iGeek Large Capacity Portable Charger ($69.95), which has the unique distinction of being able to recharge the power hungry iPad.

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    Much has been said about the genius of Looper (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP). But, truth be told, I don’t share the hyperbolic enthusiasm – rather, I’ll just say it’s en enjoyably solid time travel flick anchored by wonderful performances from Joseph Gordon Levitt & Bruce Willis, and leave it at that. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    Making the transition from TV to feature film is an often tricky proposition, and its quite a rare thing for it to be a comedy making that transition. To do it and to do it well is nearly unprecedented, which makes the success of The Inbetweeners Movie (Lionsgate, Rated R, DVD-$26.98 SRP) worth celebrating. And it’s also a great film, which finds the 4 lads out of school and having a decidedly awkward holiday. There’s also hours of bonus materials, from featurettes and deleted scenes to a gag reel and 24 takes of walking out of a door.

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    It was quite a surprise to hear that Tim Burton’s nigh-legendary stop-motion short made during his brief tenure at Disney would be turned into a full-fledged feature, but then it shouldn’t have been, since Frankenweenie (Walt Disney, Rated PG, 3D Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) was a charmer, and the expended film largely manages to keep that charm of a young boy using science to bring his dearly departed dog back to life intact. Bonus materials include the original live action short, a making-of documentary, and a brand-new short subject, to boot.

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    If you’re curious about how moderate John McCain compromised his principles and ultimately threw away his chance at the Presidency, take a look at HBO’s Game Change (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), which dramatizes the machinations of the 2008 election that led to such a downfall in principles. Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes.

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    If you enjoyed the first series of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant torturing the hapless Karl Pilkington by sending him to exotic locales within which to moan, then expect more of the same with An Idiot Abroad 2 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP). Just don’t expect him to bungee jump. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted scenes.

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    Though I wasn’t expecting much from it, it was a pleasant surprise to a find a fun outing in Episodes (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), the tale of a husband-and-wife UK writing team whose delight at having their hit show adapted for the US market turns to despair as the adaptation of their intelligent show turns into a dumbed-down sitcom starring Matt LeBlanc (hilariously sending himself up). The 2-disc set contains the first and second season, but sadly no bonus features.

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    As long as teenage girls go crazy at the sight & sound of the latest pop sensation, much to the confusion and consternation of adults, then the musical Bye Bye Birdie (Masterworks Broadway, $11.99 SRP) will still be as relevant today as it was 50 years ago, as the tunes in this newly remastered version of the original soundtrack recording (starring Janet Leigh, Dick Van Dyke, Ann Margaret, & Paul Lynde).

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    It’s saccharine sweet, but there’s something in how matter-of-factly The Odd Life Of Timothy Green (Walt Disney, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) presents its simple little fable of a mysterious boy who arrives one night to be a barren couple’s perfect son that caught me off guard enough to accept its sweetness at face value. Fancy that, eh? Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a music video.

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    In the rush to dramatize the killing of Bin Laden, the first film out of the gate was Seal Team Six: The Raid On Osama Bin Laden (Anchor Bay, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), which – while lacking the Oscar pretensions of the more recent take on events – is a solid look at the dangerous operation and the servicemen that carried it out. Bonus materials include a making-of featurette.

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    Combining the best of Mad Men and Newsroom, the BBC period drama returns in The Hour 2 (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), which brings the team to 1957 and rapid change, both social and from within the office.

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    I know it’s got a rapid fan following, and for those rabid fans, the arrival of Archer: Season Three (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is probably a cause for celebration, as it brings with it audio commentary on select episodes, featurettes, and an enhanced version of the “Heart Of Archness” Trilogy.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/5/12: This Time Together

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Though it’s sometimes been derided by comedy purists who claim it’s a corpse-heavy lowbrow sketch show, but I’ll openly declare those unfortunate souls snobbish fools, because The Carol Burnett Show is one of the best comedy sketch shows ever to hit the small screen. It may not have been as intellectually clever as Monty Python, but the writing was sharp, the comedy was funny, and the performers – Burnett, Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence, & Lyle Waggoner – were a dream ensemble. Most of all, though, you got the sense that the main cast, and all of the guest stars who would pop up over the years, were genuinely enjoying the experience of performing this comedy together for the audience there in the studio and at home. And the only way to experience it is via the long overdue 22-disc box set The Carol Burnett Show: The Ultimate Collection (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$199.95 SRP), featuring 50 uncut episodes, episodes of the The Garry Moore Show (including Carol’s TV debut), rare comedy sketches, interviews (from the cast as well as guests & fans like Betty White, Carl Reiner, Bernadette Peters, and Amy Poehler), and 13 featurettes looking at specific sketches and more. Honestly, this is a set you should give your eye teeth for, but seeing as how you can buy it instead, do that.

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    First it was Star Wars, and we were all delighted. Then came Harry Potter and Indiana Jones, and we were all ecstatic. And Batman and Superman? Giddy. But I never anticipated that one day the fine folks at LEGO would give us brick versions of the Lord of the Rings films. I doubt Tolkien ever envisioned it, either, but here we are, with playsets aplenty featuring everyone’s favorite Fellowship. Right off the bat we’ve got some major highlights – Gandalf Arrives ($12.99), Attack On Weathertop ($59.99), The Mines Of Moria ($79.99), The Battle Of Helm’s Deep ($129.99) against the Uruk-hai Army ($29.99), and Shelob Attacks ($19.99). Can a LEGO Balrog be far behind? If it is, you can be sure Thinkgeek will stock it.

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    Tick another one of the list of classic Disney films that haven’t made it to high definition, as the Mouse House polishes up the glass slipper and drops Cinderella (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) in their patented never looked or sounded better fashion. In addition to a brand new Tangled short, most of the bonus features from the previous DVD Platinum Edition carry over, including an alternate opening sequence, featurettes, and more.

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    Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) would be a really wonderful movie if it knew what movie it wanted to be. Is it a comedy? Is it a farce? Is it a gothic horror? Soap opera? It’s all over the place, and it suffers, sadly, as much of Burton’s work has ever since Big Fish – his last truly wonderful film. Is it a nice looking film? Sure. Is there some fun to be had? Yes. But it could have been so much more if it had just hewn closer to adapting and streamlining the gothic soap opera of the original show. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted scenes.

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    If there’s anyone that could hold the title of 5th Beatle, it would be the man who gets his own remarkable documentary in Produced By George Martin (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP). From producing the Goons in the 50’s to The Beatles in the 60’s to founding the legendary Air Studios, his story is a corker. The disc features an additional 52 minutes of interviews.

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    And speaking of Beatles-related documentaries, the great thing about the documentary Beatles Stories (Julukesy Films, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) is that it captures how fandom is universal, as it features loads of interviews with celebrities who have had encounters with the Fab Four – with everyone from Brian Wilson to Henry Winkler providing their anecdotes.

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    I’m a sucker for the band Queen and its dynamic frontman Freddie Mercury, and Rhys Thomas has produced a pair of brilliant docs that should be on your viewing list – Queen: Days Of Our Lives (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP) and the Freddie-specific Freddie Mercury: The Great Pretender (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP). Both are absolutely brilliant. Loving, unflinchingly honest, celebratory portraits.

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    Of all the Tim Burton/Johnny Depp teamings – and there have been some stinkers – my favorite by a mile, Ed Wood (Touchstone, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP), finally makes its debut in high definition. In addition to a lovely transfer, we also get a carry over of all the bonus materials from the last DVD special edition, including an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a music video.

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    Disney has kept the new-to-hi-def catalogue floodgates open, dropping another clutch of titles that have been on the desired list… And some that I’m sure have fans. Definitely sure. So what titles are we talking about? How about the still-unsettling comedy-horror Arachnophobia (Hollywood Pictures, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP), Dennis Quaid & Sharon stone in the thriller Cold Creek Manor (Touchstone, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP), the psychotically naughty nanny classic The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (Hollywood Pictures, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP), the still-disappointing-but-now-trumped Sylvester Stallone Judge Dredd (Hollywood Pictures, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP), and the family witch-flick Hocus Pocus (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$26.50 SRP), starring Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimy. Arachnophobia sports a pair of featurettes and the Venezuela sequence. and Cold Creek has an audio commentary, featurettes, an alternate ending, and deleted scenes.

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    Although already released on Blu-Ray, the new 25th anniversary edition of The Princess Bride (MGM, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) does add in a brand new 2-part retrospective documentary featuring the entire cast reminiscing on the film, in addition to the previously released audio commentaries and featurettes. Worth getting? Sure.

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    Go inside HBO’s hit adaptation of George RR Martin’s epic Game Of Thrones with the lushly illustrated and info-packed Inside HBO’s Game Of Thrones (Chronicle Books, $40.00 SRP), which will take you to Westeros and beyond, explaining how all of the players fit together into the larger story and how the show was produced.

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    Stephen Fry is brilliant as the titular country solicitor Peter Kingdom in Kingdom (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), who travels the Norfolk countryside solving cases all while contemplating the mysterious disappearance of his brother. Just check it out. The DVD also includes a bonus behind-the-scenes documentary.

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    Fans were left high and dry when only the first two seasons were released, but now you can get all 3 seasons of the beautifully odd Sarah Silverman Program ( Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$49.97 SRP), which is packed full of commentaries, featurettes, music, and more. See? Sometimes dreams do come true.

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    It’s not the best of the Stephen King adaptations, but there’s still enough creepy quality to be had in Pet Sematary (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$22.98 SRP), with the highlight being Fred Gwynne’s Jud Crandall. And now it’s made the transition to high definition with an audio commentary and a trio of featurettes.

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    Yes, it’s been 7 seasons, but we’re still no closer to finding out How I Met Your Mother (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). And yeah, it’s getting a bit frustrating. You can keep your relationship hoo-ha, your ducky ties, and your umbrellas – just finally, finally let me know the answer to the gimmick. Then I’ll keep watching I Met Your Mother. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    If you want to risk potential cute-blindness, take your chances and partake of the first season of New Girl (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), starring devastatingly cute Zooey Deschanel as a girl on the rebound who moves in with a trio of bachelors. Cute comedy ensues! Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted/extended scenes, and a gag reel.

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    It’s always nice to come across a documentary that illuminates a little slice of history that is both crucial and largely overlooked, and such is the case with Whittle: The Jet Pioneer (Shelter Island, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), the story of Sir Frank Whittle’s invention of the jet engine during World War II.

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    Honestly, you don’t know what you’re missing until you see a very fine martial arts film like Flying Swords Of Dragon Gate (Vivendi, Rated R, 3D Blu-Ray-$29.93 SRP) in glorious 3D right in your very own home theater, and this Jet Li actioner has enough of a story to make the whole package enjoyable. Bonus materials include featurettes and interviews.

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    This week’s theatrical score pick brings Music From The Batman Trilogy (Silva Screen Records, $17.42 SRP), which finds the London Music Works performing selections from across the trio of Christopher Nolan’s Bat-films, originally composed by Hans Zimmer & James Newton Howard.

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    Still as delightfully deadpan as ever, Demetri Martin returns with his second standup special Demetri Martin: Standup Comedian (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP), which is more of the same, but new. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, an audio commentary on the audio commentary, rejected concepts, joke variations, and The List.

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    After suffering many years in the crappy public domain release wilderness, you can now get a spiffy, official 2-volume set collection the entirety of Bonanza: Season 4 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$58.98 $RP), featuring all 34 episodes of Cartwright clannery. The sets also contain audio commentaries, original Chevy commercials, bumpers, and more.

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    If you’re new to the whole sex thing or just could use a few pointers, you might want to pick up a pair of 5-disc collections dedicated to just that – The Lover’s Guide: The Original Collection & The Lover’s Guide: The Essential Collection (True Mind, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP each). Focusing on everything from positions and orgasms to sex plan and masturbation, the whole lot can be found in these somewhat dated, but still practical guides.

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    We’re yet another step closer to completing the seemingly-infinite run of Roy Clarke’s Last Of The Summer Wine (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) with the release of the 1993 Vintage (season). The 2-disc set contains all 9 episodes, plus the 1993 special.

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    Hard to believe we’re already up to the fourth season of the new 90210 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$45.98 SRP), which finds everyone moving on from high school and right into a whole new set of catty dramas. Bet you didn’t expect that. Bonus materials include commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, a music video, and a gag reel.

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    While I do love the MEGO-style figures that they’ve been doing up to this point, I admit I had been secretly holding out hope that Biff Bang Pow would be able to make classic 3 3/4′ figures from the Venture Bros. license. And guess what? THEY HAVE! First out of the gate is the big man himself, Brock Samson (Biff Bang Pow, $9.99). The articulation is old-school Star Wars limited, but the sculpt is great, and it exists. My only real complaint is I wish the pain job was a little cleaner, which is hopefully something that can be addressed going forward. You also might want to snap up the Comic-Con Exclusive Brock ($14.99) while you can, as it features Samson in his blood-splattered white shirt. I can’t wait to see the rest of the cast.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Opinion In A Haystack: SEEKING BRAVE PRESIDENTS FOR THE END OF THE WORLD

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    Pixar’s BRAVE – spoiler free review

    I think the title is a mistake.

    All the advertising, marketing, trailers, ricketa, racketa, even the first third of Pixar’s newest movie seem to be pushing one singular obvious plot that is nowhere to be found in the movie itself. This isn’t really a bad thing, just a confusing one.

    The movie is a scottish period piece, a story about a soon-to-be Queen, Merida (voiced by Kelly Macdonald) who wants a life free from the expectations of her future. She has an overbearing mother, the current Queen (Emma Thompson,) and a very supportive father, the current King (Billy Connolly.) Merida is an expert archer, highly adept at life in the wilderness and is pretty much the antithesis to anything prim and proper. Surrounded by a kingdom of ruthless warriors and the “manliest” of manly scottish men, she is expected to be everything she hates on top of being expected to marry a prince she’s never met. You can see where this is going right? I mean the title, the setup, all of it points to the obvious conclusion that she is going to prove that she is something more than just a pretty smile by her extreme bravery, probably by showing up even the best of the best warriors in the kingdom at some yet to be known task. Right?

    I mean look at this poster:

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    Wrong. I’m glad it’s wrong too. BRAVE is not trying to tell that story no matter how much the marketing and the setup seem to want to. This is a movie about mistakes (much like the title of the movie itself,) responsibility, identity and the relationship of a mother and her daughter. Without SPOILING anythng I’ll just say that the princess tries desperatley to change her destiny and ends up cursing her mother.

    I won’t go too in depth with the story, but all of princess Merida’s wilderness and archery skills come into play and her mother sees that she is a much different personality then the one being imposed on her. It’s a very touching story, a very weird tale and even a welcome one, but at the heart of it its not about bravery, sure Merida has to be brave in one scene but it just doesn’t merit the title and the tone of the marketing.

    The animation is exceptional, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson and Kelly Macdonald give great performances. For all of you who were heartbroken at CARS 2 sadly existing, BRAVE will remind you why your standards for Pixar were so high prior to CARS 2. Still, I don’t know if BRAVE is good enough to make up for putting Larry The Cable Guy in theaters TWICE.

    Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter – Review

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    I’ve never read the book, so don’t expect any perspective involving that.

    please carefully study the following Pictures by SharpWriter:

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    …and you basically just felt the exact tone, joke, and overall absurdly senseless “badassery” of Timur Bekmambetov’s Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The movie makes little to no sense, doesn’t bother to truly explain the vamps, Lincoln’s powers are ill-defined and the film often defies its own logic and physics.

    However, much like the above “internety” photographs of our founding fathers in absurd situations, fighting beasts while forcing them to “deal” with historical documents, this film succeeds on its complete dedication to the joke. It’s the phrase “AMERICA, F!@#$ YEAH!” formed and molded into celluloid. It is both a satire of “American Exceptionalism” and a homage, albeit a silly one, to arguably this nations greatest president.

    Benjamin Walker’s performance, regardless how this movie strikes you, is actually quite great. In both body and spirit he embodies a noble, honest figure, which is a pretty impressive feat when you consider he’s surrounded by so much cartoonish action.

    Some of the set pieces in this movie, cartoonish or not, pretty much define the term “AWESOME!” for better or worse.

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    – Abe Lincoln fighting a vampire in the center of a horse stampede? AWESOME.

    – Vampires, fighting for the south, during the battle of Gettysburg? AWESOME.

    – Abe Lincoln chopping a tree in half with one blow with the power of TRUTH? AWESOME!!!

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    The movie isn’t that coherent and like I said it defy’s its internal logic, and never really explains the “vampire rules” of its universe, but I enjoyed it none the less for the nuggets of ridiculous that flowed throughout.

    Oh, and DON’T SEE THE 3D…something was seriously flawed with the 3D print, it looked to be a victim of extreme DIGITAL NOISE REDUCTION, wide shots looked laughably horrible. I hope the 2D doesn’t follow suit.

    It looked like the awful 2010 bluray of PREDATOR, but in 3D:

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    SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD spoiler free review

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    Earlier this year, when reviewing Cabin In The Woods, I spoke about my desire to reach into Joss Whedon’s nipple abyss, where he keeps his talent, and steal some for myself. This was basically cause I wish I had the idea for Cabin first, well I can say that I’m jealous I didn’t think of Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World first as well.

    A light comedy that takes place during the last 3 weeks of the apocalypse , one that doesn’t whimp out in the end, it’s a good idea. Personally, I don’t know if I would consider it a great film, but it’s a very well acted, directed, and funny flick. The comedy isn’t coming from the leads here either, but from the various cameos by T.J Miller, Gillian Jacobs, Rob Corddry, Patton Oswalt, Rob Huebel, Adam Brody and William Peterson of all people. It’s a great cast, and Steve Carrell himself gives a very understated performance that is polar opposite to his Michael Scott.

    Please don’t let “THE END OF THE WORLD” part in the title fool you, this isn’t a Michael Bay film, we don’t see much of the chaos and panic and destruction of the world in a storm of mania over it’s end, its only hinted at both visually, audibly, and through suggestion. In fact, that might be my biggest compliment to the film itself, they figured out just the perfect balance to keep the whole affair low budget but without feeling like they were skimping on showing us glimpses of the premise.

    Writer/Director Lorene Scafaria doesn’t force armageddon down our throat, the movie knows we get what the apocalypse means, it pushes that aside and tells this small story of one lonely man.

    Sadly, I foresee this film disappointing a wide variety of filmgoers expecting either the brash comedy of Carell’s other work, or as I said, a Michael Bay film. If you can except the movie for what it’s trying to be and not what the title would normally make our Hollywood glazed brains envision, it’s worth the price of a ticket.

    Ok that’s all for now. I’m Bob Rose and thanks for your eyeball time!

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 6/4/10: Life’s A Stooge

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    As a follow-up to the equally stunning Planet Earth, the BBC’s Life (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) is just as incredible in regards to the footage they were able to capture of the animals that populate this planet of ours. My only regret is that Americans are stuck with the crappy Oprah Winfrey narration, while the Brits get the far superior Sir David Attenborough.. Or so it was on TV. Thankfully, you get to choose what home video version you want. The 4-disc set contains behind-the-scenes video diaries, deleted scenes, and a music-only viewing option. A Blu-Ray edition ($69.99 SRP) is available with identical bonus materials, but a far, far superior picture.

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    So you want a stapler, hole punch, one meter ruler, precision scissors, ballpoint pen, screwdrivers (+/-), screwdriver socket, staple remover, and storage space for paper clips, all in container the size of a deck of cards? Well, the Tool Logic Office Assistant ($9.99) is the answer to the dream you never even knew you had, because it’s all in there. All of it.

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    I was worried that something would come along and derail Sony’s release of the complete theatrical shorts, but with The Three Stooges Collection: Volume Eight 1955-1959 (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$24.96 SRP), fans now have them all. This last set contains not only Shemp’s final shorts, but also the ones using the fake Shemp (where a stand-in and old footage allowed them to crank a few more Shemps out) and infamous Stooge replacement Joe Besser (famed for not wanting to be hit). Thank you, Sony, for getting them all out there.

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    If you’re beginning to jones for more Rifftrax shorts DVDs, you can get your fix from not one, but two new releases – Rifftrax Plays With Their Shorts & Shorts-A-Poppin’ (Legend Films, Not Rated, DVD-$9.95 each). Both discs feature 9 brand new shorts apiece, though by the time you reach the end, you’ll be counting the days until the next release.

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    There was a time when a Tim Burton film meant a fair deal of whimsy with a surprisingly strong core of emotion at its center. Alice In Wonderland (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP) is just a mess – as if Burton were simply hurling fistfuls of whimsy at you, all sound and fury. Nothing really hangs together as a narrative, and seems more like a superficial theme park ride of a flick. Sad, really. The 3-disc set contains over a dozen featurettes on the characters and behind-the-scenes, plus the always-welcome standard DVD as well.

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    Not only do you get the much desired original in high definition, but The Magnificent Seven Collection (MGM/UA, Not Rated/Rated G/Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$69.98 SRP) also contains the sequels Return Of The Magnificent Seven, Guns Of The Magnificent Seven, and The Magnificent Seven Ride!. The first film is loaded with an audio commentary, featurettes, trailers, and a still gallery.

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    Originally available as part of last year’s big Clint Eastwood box set, you can now get the Richard Schickel produced documentary The Eastwood Factor (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) all on its own. The documentary is a retrospective of Eastwood’s 35-year history at Warners. Think of it as a personal trip down memory lane, at his work both in front of and behind the camera.

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    They’re not quite up to the same snuff as the classic specials of the 60’s, but there’s still plenty of fun in the Peanuts: 1970’s Collection Volume 2 (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which contains Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown, You’re A Good Sport, Charlie Brown, It’s Arbor Day, Charlie Brown, What A Nightmare, Charlie Brown, It’s Your First Kiss, Charlie Brown, and You’re The Greatest, Charlie Brown. The 2-disc set also contains a retrospective featurette.

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    Oh, History Channel – you’re not even bothering to do anything to do with hard history even more. You’ve become MTV, eager to throw up the next reality series, which you have with the garbage combers of American Pickers (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP). The 3-disc first season set contains all 12 episodes.

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    Fans jonesing for a hit of Meatwad, Frylock, and Master Shake can get their fix from Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Volume 7 (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which sports 11 episodes plus behind-the-scenes featurettes, Terror Phone II, and a featurette on the live action Carl.

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    I really hoped you would be able to pull it off, Joe Johnston. I mean, you had Benicio Del Toro as your lead, and a strong mythology behind it, but your new take on The Wolfman (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) is just dull. You made a werewolf pic that just bored me to tears. It’s not bad. It’s not good. It just exists. Bonus materials include a pair of alternate endings, deleted/extended scenes, and featurettes.

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    When a shallow size zero supermodel dies in an accident and finds herself given the body of the recently-deceased Jane – a plus-sized attorney – you get Lifetime’s Drop Dead Diva (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$38.95 SRP). Surprisingly, it’s an affable, often funny series, even though I’d much rather have just seen a show about Jane. The first season set contains featurettes, deleted scenes, Dreamisodes, and more.

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    Recovering from some lost momentum, the third season of Burn Notice (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) turns back into the show we’ve all come to love. But really, as long as Bruce Campbell is back, all is good. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette and the show’s Comic-Con panel.

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    Insects are the order of the say in the new Sesame release Sesame Street: Firefly Fun and Buggy Buddies (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), as the Street (and kids!) gets to learn all about the world of creepy crawlies.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Soapbox: The Allure Of So-Bad-It’s-Good

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    It’s Such a Fine Line Between Stupid and Clever

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    Friday night, I fulfilled one of my cinematic dreams: to see The Room live with its director, writer, producer and star, Tommy Wiseau. That this wish ranks somewhere with seeing a true 70mm print of Tati’s Playtime in a theater and meeting my favorite director, Martin Scorsese, strikes even me as odd. By my count, this was my eighth or ninth time seeing the film, and the second in a theater. Each time, I watched it with a different group of friends or a few converts as we spread the Gospel of Wiseau around the Southeastern United States setting up churches devoted to the vaguely Teutonic Jack-of-all-trades (or fight clubs; people react to The Room in different ways).

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    For those who somehow found this page on a geek-oriented web site and still don’t know what The Room is, I don’t know that words can help you. Clearly meant to be a personal, maybe even psychological, drama about a man whose life falls apart before his eyes, The Room features such bad acting, such inexplicable dialogue and such unnecessary special effects (such as using CGI backdrops of the San Francisco skyline despite being filmed in San Francisco) that even its creator began to sell it as an intended dark comedy when the first reviews hit publications. The only way to assign any meaning at all to the film is to argue facetiously for its stance as an auterial work of hidden layers, as I once did for a laugh.

    Wiseau certainly figured out his role in the inevitable snowball of bad-press-as-good-press long before he showed up in Atlanta last night to present the film in-between negotiations with Cartoon Network for a new show. Not only does he sell that bullshit about the film’s “intentional” comedy; he also appears in the flesh – for lack of a better term – to bask in the dubious love of crowds of hipsters who have come not to praise Tommy but to bury him.

    After a meet-and-greet, Wiseau held a half-hour Q&A, during which he insulted some questioners, hugged others, led a singing of “Happy Birthday” and even dumped plastic spoons – the faithful will understand – onto a willing fan. When Wiseau deigned to answer a question, his answers only heightened confusion and uncertainty, each response an ouroboric, self-annihilating cycle of incoherent logic and halting English. He responded to one individual’s question of the significance of cancer in the film by promising to “educate” the young lad, only to spiral into unexplored lingual territory before finally telling the kid to just Google “cancer” to get the answer. Then, a guy asked what it was like to work with Jessica Alba on some small project, to which Wiseau creepily and mysteriously replied, “Which Jessica Alba, the real one or the funny one?”

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    The crowd ate it up, paying more attention to him than their high school and college (if more than 10 percent of the people in the theater were old enough to be out of college), and the actual screening was an uproarious experience, the usual electricity of a live show amplified by Wiseau’s presence. Seasoned pros had dialogue and action down to the second, engaging in spot-on countdowns and shouting the lines as they were said, while neophytes basked in the mad insanity of it all.

    As I sat near the front, pelted by plastic spoons thrown with wild abandon and screaming and laughing my head off, I devoted some time to wondering, as I always do when I sit down with The Room, why I do this. We’ve moved firmly into the summer block of movie releases now, a time of year only slightly improved over the cinematic wasteland that is the first financial quarter of the year. I spend my summers at the movies typically setting aside the five or six big releases that I get some measure of entertainment out of – from passive enjoyment to the one or two releases I rave about – from the wave of derivative franchise films and failed attempts to launch new franchises that stem primarily from a source material or from so many clichŽs and tropes that the word “original” does not automatically come to mind.

    Why then, spend my time with films that go beyond the unremarkable and passively offensive detritus of the mainstream into the realm of true tastelessness? There are plenty of great films being made in this country, to say nothing of the rest of the world, on a yearly basis, and I could be devoting more time to tracking down limited distribution and belated DVD releases than returning over and over again to the casual misogyny of The Room and Manos: The Hands of Fate or the staggering inanity of Night Train to Mundo Fine. What grabs me?

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    Well, for one thing, I’m not typically disposed toward tearing apart independent artists*, as everyone deserves the chance to mess up and learn through error at first, particularly those working outside the studio system. With the term “indie movie” having taken on the same meaning as “indie rock” – that is to say a definable aesthetic over a true lack of mainstream distribution – the ambition it takes to go out and raise the money and the crew oneself should be acknowledged even if the finished product should be put in a safe and then dumped in the sea.

    But that does not account for why I can so ardently get behind these movies. The most obvious reason, and the most perversely poetic, is that these bad movies**, hallmarks of everything cinema shouldn’t be, bring back a communal sense of the theater. The practice of shouting out lines, be they jeers or made-up dialogue, stretches back to the medium’s beginning, when patrons of silent films would make up conversations between title cards and vociferously offer their opinion of the movie as it unfolded. Now, long after cinema has established itself as the seventh art and produces masterpieces and moving baubles for cheap consumption, the embrace of pure, unmistakable garbage somehow brings the medium back to the nexus point of its divergence between entertainment and art.

    As such, nearly everyone who attends something like The Room in a live setting enters with the intent to watch it “ironically,” to cheer and jeer before leaving with an ego boost, assured that even the poorest life decisions won’t turn out that bad. But those same people leave with a genuine, however twisted, appreciation of the film. As sarcastic as it may sound, the film really does bring people together, a deliriously fun experience that even the quality blockbusters cannot elicit. It’s no wonder, then, that midnight movies take up residence at arthouse theaters: they engender an earnest cinephilia, linking the intellectual, the pretentious and the mundane into one hollering carnival.

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    Edward D. Wood, Jr. The King of Crap

    Also, to return to the independent angle, a number of these films show a passion lacking in “proper” movies. Take the most famous example of bad-good filmmaking, Ed Wood Jr. Wood’s initial work ethic and optimistic ethos, immortalized in Tim Burton’s biopic on the director (and his most human work), believed in the power of movie making. Wood wanted to make it, to be sure, but the excitement evident in his films, seen most clearly in his satisfaction with every first take no matter what mistakes occurred, gives the impression that the simple act of making a film gave him such pleasure that critical and commercial success could not have elevated it a great deal. (Only after people got wise to how bad he was and shut him out did Wood give in to a more bitter and defeated outlook.)

    I would venture to say, though, that Wood’s films contain more than just passion,; many have surprisingly progressive ideas, especially in the push for acceptance of alternative lifestyles put forward by the transvestite director. The stiff acting that mars his films grates on the nerves, but it also breaks from the more melodramatic delivery of contemporary film. Bunny Breckinridge’s performance in Plan 9 from Outer Space, in which he was ironically the only professional actor (save the footage Wood took of Bela Lugosi before his death), is so brilliantly deadpan that he practically opened the doors for anti-comedy in the movies. Hell, he could have fit in the early films of Michelangelo Antonioni, whose ennui-filled art movies stand at the opposite pole from Ed Wood’s sandbox. Burton clearly understood this by casting Bill Murray, one of the great deadpans, to play Bunny in Ed Wood, allowing audiences to see just how thin the line separating Wood’s ineptitude from talent really was.

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    Perhaps this is all an effect of the majority of cinema falling almost by definition in the middle, the sheer mass and size of the average obscuring the extremities into one horizon. But I can recite more of The Room’s script than I can of any of my 10 favorite films, and both of my live viewings of the film (and some home screenings with friends) trump any other theatrical experience for sheer pleasure. Ultimately, in a country*** increasingly typified by mediocrity, from its entertainment to its government, there’s something appealing about trying and failing spectacularly. None of these people made a film with tax write-offs in mind; they put everything on the line to do something they loved. Regardless of how terrible (and terribly funny) the finished product is, who can’t respect that spirit?

    *The second main criterion of bad films taken as comic brilliance is that the film cannot be intended as a comedy. Comedy cannot fail and be subsequently taken as comedy, at least not without a cavernous sense of schadenfreude. This also explains why The Room almost certainly could not have been originally a comedy.
    ** The original midnight movies – the anti-Western El Topo, David Lynch’s debut Eraserhead, John Waters’ pictures and The Rocky Horror Picture Show — all had darkly comic moments and a tastelessness that attracted audiences of dubious character, but each of these films contains working elements, and some of them could be taken as high art, separating them from the bad dramas working their way through cultist hands today.
    ***Cult films do tend to be a curiously, though not exclusively, American province; only recently has The Room ventured outside the country, and even the British rock opera Rocky Horror enjoys more success here (though a theater in Germany is modeled after the film).

    Jake Cole is a 20-year-old journalism student at Auburn University who hopes to become a critic. He constantly updates his blog, Not Just Movies, where he garrulously spouts about film, television and whatever else strikes his fancy. In his considerable free time, he wonders what it would be like to know how to talk to women.

  • Opinion In A Haystack: ALICE IN WONDERLAND

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    Alice In Wonderland is the greatest film of the year, based on the trailer. A flick that we THINK we will love, and have already CONVINCED ourselves that we love, before having to, or needing to, see it. It seems like an easy sell, right? You got Tim Burton, Mr. Hot Topic, a parody of his former self, taking on the wild, weird, world of Lewis Carroll. We even get Johnny “surprise, surprise” Depp in the (sort of) lead role as the (supposedly) crazy, cooky, zany, wacky, insane-in-the-membrane, effeminate comedy tornado known as the Mad Hatter. Can’t go wrong. Right?

    Admitting that one has never read classic literature is always tough, but this reviewer will do it. I’ve never read any of Lewis Carroll’s works, with the exception of “Jabberwocky.” Like many of my fellow Generation-Pepsi brethren, my biggest forays into “Alice” were via Disney, The Disney channel, that TV movie, and any and all “eat me, drink me” pop culture references. Oddly, I think I am the perfect demographic for Burton’s film: people who have a hazy knowledge of the material to the point where confusion overtakes enjoyment and we just assume that what we watched was good, accurate, and well done due to special effects and filmmaker credentials.

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    Well, first off, after much research and common-knowledge-recall, I think we can agree that Lewis Carroll’s works were meant to be gibberish, odd, and “cooky” (in an intentionally literate way) to begin with. The brilliant (I’ve heard at least) source material is obviously the least of Alice’s problems, especially since this film, much like Disney’s original, is a huge mash-up retelling of all things “Carroll” in a story that is a sequel to the stories that he wrote. Yeah, let me try to organize that thought: Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland is a sequel to the source material that uses story/plot elements from the source material coupled with newly-written material and material that is written from assumptions based on source material. Whew. Now, at least Disney’s original film was just a merging of two books, it doesn’t completely obliterate all possibility of children one day reading the books and understanding how the already confusing brilliance of Carroll fits together with their lifetime of understanding of what Burton told them it was. In the year 2030 there will be a lot of adults surprised to find out that ALICE IN WONDERLAND was possibly the most confusing title choice for a beloved nostalgic film of their youth. I guess Alice Returns To Wonderland was too complex for audiences to grasp. Hook wasn’t titled Peter Pan for a reason.

    I love(d) Burton, please know that, but the guy lost his “genius” switch almost a decade ago with Planet Of The Apes. Since then he truly has been doing Tim Burton “Auto-Pilot” theater, and Alice is no exception. If anything, it is more proof. There’s nothing wrong with a director teaming up for several upon several projects with a lead, especially one as talented as Depp. The problems begin when the collaboration starts to get obvious to the point of banality, to the point where it almost seems like they are dragging each other down because everything is taken for granted that nothing is artistically progressing.

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    This time around Depp and Burton’s past has painfully caught up to them, helped in no way by the marketing blitz displaying the Mad Hatter’s admittedly insane appearance. So how off the deep end does Depp’s performance get? How maniacal does he take his character? How much does Burton’s Mad Hatter resemble a sentient volcano, filed with molten-crazy, ERUPTING COMEDY AT EVERY TURN??? Zip. Nothing. Notta. The MAD Hatter of Tim Burton’s nightmarish dream world is less crazy than most action-film comedy-relief characters during their subdued moments. His entrance and subsequent screen time is scathingly boring, to the point where his bland presence almost becomes embarrassing. In fact, he is actually one of the most serious characters in the movie, yet the movie itself doesn’t seem to realize it. I would assume this was intentional, they were trying to give the Hatter depth, yet it takes away the essential nature of the character. If I create a character called Homeless Jim, and he stops being Homeless, who is he? The craziest thing Mad Hatter does is dancing, via the excessively boring magic of CGI, for like 30 seconds. “Cringe-worthy” is a very clichéd term to use in any review. It was cringe-worthy as all hell.

    **********VERY MILD SPOILERS START HERE**********

    The last time Burton re-adapted the source material of an already beloved movie (a.k.a. it wasn’t a remake) I absolutely, positively hated it with every ounce of my body. Why should this be any different? Perhaps I’m not the audience for this (I guess.) Although, I try to stay positive, I’m always hoping that my fears about a flick are unjustified. Now I realize that I’ve talked very little about the actual movie itself, and honestly, it’s because I forgot most of whatever it was about. Something having to do with killing the Red Queen’s dragon, the Jabberwock, with the Vorple sword, which is from the poem “Jabberwocky” (yeah, it’s confusing.) What I do remember is that the plot was like Alice In Wonderland adapted, both in script and style, as the most derivative fantasy movie of last decade. I’m not joking either; there are shots of Alice and the Mad Hatter standing on a balcony together in front of Rivendale. Yes, that Rivendale. Waterfalls, majestic landscapes, soft focus, white glow and all. There is even a Narnia-like prophecy about an English child (Alice) returning to the fantasy world to kill the evil Queen (which from what I can research, is not from the books, so they willingly wrote such a derivative concept”¦I could be wrong.) This is all inflamed by an epic battle at the end, where we finally get to see Johnny Depp, as the Serious Hatter fight Crispin Glover with a CGI body. Finally, my dreams made corporeal!

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    The movie is made up of giant assumptions and it derails from the second Alice steps into Wonderland. The tone is predicated upon audience’s perfect recollection and knowledge of the source material to the point that character’s speak Carroll’s gibberish, which if fine, BUT, they speak it fast and without the slightest bit of enunciation. The movie doesn’t seem to care that if the audience can’t hear the “nonsense” words, we can’t comprehend that they are, in fact, nonsense. I’ve read “Jabberwocky,” I know the word “bandersnatch,” yet I couldn’t tell they were saying it during the entire movie until the very end, struggling to Frankenstein-stitch all the syllables up in my brain. I’m all for nonsense and lunacy, but if I need subtitles to understand what the characters are speed-whispering the whole movie, what’s the point? This gives the entire production a feeling of disjointed, slovenly pacing, not to mention the fact that it doesn’t bother with any character setup. Burton expects that you know the individual and overall plights of these characters, and their struggle against the evil Red Queen, from the word go. Sure, we know what Alice’s deal is, but give us a bit more meat as to why these characters chose the sides they did, and what they have been doing since she left. You are writing a whole new story anyway, if you going to crap on it, at least explain some character motivation. Why doesn’t the Cheshire Cat use his powers to do anything of worth? Burton’s film leaves behind the helping Alice/hurting Alice, deviant nature of the books and Disney’s original film”¦in this he’s a force of apparent, straightforward “good.” This is a “new” story, one in which you’ve changed the tone to action-fantasy and the nature of the character”¦so I’m not asking Lewis Carroll, I’m asking Tim Burton (but I would be interested in Carroll’s response.) Why doesn’t the Cheshire Cat transport himself behind the Red Queen’s throne and slit her jugular with his nails? Ok, it’s a kid’s movie, but come one, this Cat is almost omniscient, practically immortal, and devilishly smart (he also has the power to physically morph into other forms?!?!) Yet, like a badly written Superman comic, he doesn’t work at his full potential.

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    The cast does a fine job. It’s nice to see Crispin Glover on screen, even with a CGI body. Mia Wasikowska does a damn fine job as Alice. Alan Rickman, Helena Carter, Anne Hathaway, Stephen Fry”¦they are all top notch, movie aside. Right around here, two years ago, you would be treated to me complaining about CGI and green-screen based filmmaking, but I don’t have the energy anymore and I doubt there are any new arguments to bring to the pro-analog table. I would also have to explain why Avatar would get a pass from me, yet Alice seems to be killing my spirit, which in and of itself is probably the best review I could give you.

    Highly recommended to The Last Unicorn fans, Hot Topic employees and customers, and elderly folks who have nothing to do at 2pm on Tuesdays.

    I’m Bob Rose, thanks for reading, this sentence is going to end now.

  • Trailer Park: Shane Acker

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    And now, you can follow me on TWITTER under the name: Stipp

    Item #1 – THE OFFICE – SEASON FIVE GIVEAWAY

    the-office-season-5-dvd-art-the-office-6839913-500-793I didn’t start watching The Office until this summer. I’m really late to this party.

    While I don’t think it’s the funniest program to ever hit the airwaves I did find that it helped me get through the summer months and I have found its presence on my TiVo to be comforting when there is nothing left to watch.

    It stands to reason whether or not it will keep its place atop my favorite program list as the fall season kicks into high gear but I do know that this is a real keeper of a season for those who enjoyed it. If you weren’t able to get out yet to buy your own copy I have a few I am looking to get into the hands of those who want them.

    Send me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and let me know if you’re interested. It’s. Just. That. Easy.

    The obligatory product description:

    Scranton’s most outrageous workforce is back to give their clients the business in the fifth hilarious season of The Office. Join obnoxious regional manager Michael Scott (Steve Carell) and his fellow paper pushers Dwight (Rainn Wilson), Jim (John Krasinski), Pam (Jenna Fischer) and Ryan (B.J. Novak) as they steal customers, frame co-workers, indulge in intra-office love affairs and just plain behave badly while a documentary film crew captures their every word and misdeed. Developed for American television by Primetime Emmy® Award-winner Greg Daniels, The Office: Season Five features 26 uproarious episodes ““ including two one-hour specials, exclusive commentaries, webisodes, deleted scenes and more in a sidesplitting five-disc collection no true fan of The Office can afford to miss!

    Shane Acker – Interview

    Looking back on it, I was completely right to bring up SNEAKERS as my lead-off with Shane Acker.

    Besides being one of those films I just enjoy as a well-made creation I was right in saying that Shane Acker’s resume looks a lot like that scene where Robert Redford is faced with a manila folder that has nothing in it. It’s bare but you know there’s reason behind its apparent blankness. While Acker will constantly be referred to as a first-time director it ought to be noted the man has created Oscar nominated material. While he’s taken his short and stretched it out to contain his vision for a world where zippered steampunk creations roam the Earth after the humans inherited, and lost, their grasp as the highest lifeforms on the food chain.

    Make no mistake, Shane has a firm grasp on his vision as a director. His animated world is a fully realized creation for what has been his life’s work for years. He didn’t have a Pixar sized crew at his beck and call and his animated world is one that doesn’t quite fit in the profile for a market filled with talking sharks, rats and a bevy of inanimate objects. Shane’s work with 9 should be seen as a victory to those who want animation that breaks traditional boundaries of what’s accepted and he was kind enough to spend some time with me recently to talk about his film.

    9_final_movie_posterCHRISTOPHER STIPP:  I apologize to you in advance.  In doing research on this, trying to figure out how this compares to previous works I looked at your resume and it was like a scene out of SNEAKERS when they open a file and there’s nothing in it”¦

    (Laughs)

    CS:  Timur was telling me that you had sent him a 10 minute short.  Can you tell me how this got started and how you got to that point?

    SHANE ACKER: Sure.  The short that you are talking about was my thesis project at UCLA animation school.  But, I spent a couple years on it and it became honestly something more than just a school piece.  Something more of a director’s piece.  So I spent another 2 ½ years on it “¦ so that makes it about 4 years on it to make the short.  It really was a labor of love.  But it was protracted because I left school for 2 years and started working in industries as an animator.  I would go work for 6 months, save my money, go back to my spare bedroom and keep pushing the short film along until the money ran out and then go back and do the same thing.  I was really inspired and fell in love with the world and the characters and just wanted to make it the best I could.

    And then when that short came out it was amazing.

    It was really well received and started sending it out to festivals and did ended up getting an agent and sent it to Hollywood.  So it was just this vehicle that opened a lot of doors for me and I was just sort of chasing after it, which was great.  And then to get a hold of Timur and Tim Burton and get a response from amazing filmmakers like that and to be excited about it and wanted to know how we can blow it up into something larger.  It was something amazing.

    CS:  I’m amazed.  It took 4 years.  Can you explain a little of the technical aspects?

    ACKER: The great thing and the bad thing was I started it back in 1999 which was when this technology which was exclusive to studios was starting to get to the consumer market.  Myah had just been released.  I think it was version 1.5 or 2 and computers were really powerful enough that I realized that you are able to make your own film, produce your own film, by yourself, if you had the commitment to do it, which is what probably kept some people from doing that.  But it was really an amazing time that you could do this thing by yourself and have it be at a quality that would inspire people from Hollywood that there could be something here.  That’s what was great.  But the challenge was that I didn’t know how to animate in 3D at all.

    So, at the same time I had this vision, it was really cumbersome because I had to wade through all the technology in order to create it.  So, it was just a lot of intense learning and self teaching and creative problem solving.  I knew what I wanted to do, which was probably the hardest thing because I knew the story and knew the characters and knowing what you want propels you to figure out how to do it.  I had other friends who were trying to learn the software and they would do exercises and then said forget it.  It was too challenging.  But for me it was like how do I get this thing to do this and be this way?  It was both overcoming the technology of it as well as making the project ““ designing the world and the characters and to telling the story.

    CS:  How did that process go for you?  You had 10 minutes and they wanted to blow it up, literally and figuratively, to larger size and length.  When you started pulling it longer and longer and longer, did you find that it was easy to do?  Or was there some challenges on your part to say, “Can I fill this other 80 minutes?”

    ACKER: Much like the short, it’s always hard.  This is the first time in long form.  So learning long form story structure and this and that is a challenge.  I had to quickly learn that on my feet.  Literally I was working with an experienced writer and with Pamela Pettler who came on to help me organize my ideas into a longer form structure.  Have you seen the short?

    CS:  I have not.

    ACKER: The short really feels like a shorter view into a much longer narrative.  It’s 10 minutes long and does have a beginning, middle and an end but you get the sense that there is something that happened before and something that happens after.  And it really is a new world.  So it wasn’t just taking that and pulling it out like an accordion, it was taking that window and making the window wider.  There was a lot of raw material there.  We see two of these creatures in the short but we get a sense that 9 of them existed.  So, when we went to do the feature, now we had the idea of opening it up and seeing 7 different characters which was a lot of fun.  And then as well as there is this struggle between these mechanical creatures that were chasing these stick punk creatures and they are all fighting.  And they got this device, this talisman, that both sides are trying to get.

    And then when we did the long form, we got to explain where these things came from, where these creatures came from, what set the struggle in place and realized that there was a downfall with humanity that led to the world being the way it did and these creatures are the results of the downfall in humanity.  We had lots of raw material to play with.  So when it came to making the feature, there was just this opportunity to explore all those bits and pieces that were touched on but not really explored.

    CS:  You don’t have Pixar sized resources or dozens of people who can help you flesh out what you have done, so when someone said “OK, let’s make it bigger, let’s start sketching out who these others should be” what was it like for you to have to come up with these other creatures, other steampunk creatures?

    ackerACKER: It was really fun.  I came from architecture school, so I have a strong design background as well as study in sculpture and painting and things like that.  That’s why I love the animation medium because it combines all my interests together into one thing.  When you see the film, I think you will see that the architecture influence on it.  It’s really about world making and there is a sense of reality to this world and like the real world it’s pushed, it’s a little different.  The industrial revolution was allowed to progress for 300 years and never got to digital.  Always stayed in this analog space.  So for me, that’s the fun stuff.

    If someone is going to pay me to sort of sit around and create a world, that was great.  I just dove right in as a designer would.  What’s the problem?  How do you solve it?  What’s the solution?  So for me it was not that daunting because it was something I was used to.  Understanding that it’s a process.  What you are going to do is come up with all the bad ideas first and you have to wade through all those bad ideas before you get to the good ones.  So it was just trusting the process and putting the hard work and hours into until you come up with the things that really work.

    CS:  Timur and Tim Burton.  When they came in as producers what was their relationship to you like?  I talked to Timur and he said their responsibility was go sort of guide you through what you do…so how did the two of them ““ two directors ““ guiding you ““ how did they come to you and say, “We will help you produce this?”

    ACKER: There are actually 3 producers involved.  There’s Jim Lamley, Timur Beckmambetov, and Tim Burton.  Jim Lamley is the one who first ““ I took a meeting ““ I taking hundreds of meetings in Hollywood.  And everyone was like that’s cool, I should find something to do, but Jim was the guy who chased me down the hall after the meeting was over and said, we’re going to do something, we’re going to find something.  He really championed me and this project.  And started getting out to people like Tim Burton and trying to figure out how we were going to put this thing together.  So that was pretty amazing that there were people behind me that really believed in it.

    So when Timur and Tim came on and said this is worth doing, there is something interesting and amazing here it just validated it and empowered me to a certain extent and motivated me a lot to know that these amazing filmmakers are behind it and believed in it and just gave me the confidence and energy to really start working on it.  And knowing that these are the guys who are going to start reviewing the cuts of your film”¦.just keeps you on your toes and makes you concentrate and be critical and think about it.  And what’s also great is, I was so involved in every little aspect in making it come together so I was down in the trenches and it’s hard to see the forest through the trees.

    We hit a milestone and I would present a cut to the team and it was great because they had the critical distance to say “Well, you ought to think about this and this, and character things, big global ideas,” which is always frightening.  But it allows you to step back and get that critical distance that you need.  So it was great to have people like that.  They are idea wells.  Timur has an amazing mind.  It’s an idea a minute.  And unedited.  Great to have these creative people there to help you when you have a problem or are stuck on something.  Timur was busy making WANTED and when that was done he had more time to spend on our project.  And we were at a stage where we had a lot of the footage put together and do re-cuts and fine tune and I was able to work with him in the editing room which was great to see the tricks that he can do in editing.  I really learned a lot from that experience which was good.

    CS:  Did you ever feel, I don’t want to say, over your head, but like I said about your resume not being huge, was it a film school in a box experience?  Did you go in thinking this is the way or once Timur and Tim came in, did they steer you toward a better way?  A lot of people will say that you can learn a lot in business school but the rules all go out the window when you hit the real world.

    ACKER: Yes.  Naturally, I was scared shitless from time to time.  And better for worse I’m an over confident individual, not arrogance but I really believe in myself and in what I’m doing.  I think you have to because you have to go with your gut and your instincts.  You have so many things you have to solve everyday as a director and director of an animated film, you have to trust your instincts.  And again, coming from a design background I usually find a concept, a core set of ideas, and that becomes the well and I try to keep that intact.  So, anytime you are out there in the story and trying to figure out a solution you can always go back to the well, that core set of ideas, and use that as a way to generate the right solution for that time and that moment.

    For me it was about the process and setting it up the way it did as a designer and the experience of doing the short, because I was the producer, the director, the writer, the animator, the cinematographer, which was great.  Because, as a director you’re the jack of all trades and master of none, if that makes sense.  So I was familiar with all aspects of the movie making but on a smaller scale.  But that was great because I could put myself in every artist’s shoes and understand what that is and how to solve problems from that point of view and understanding the process that there’s lots of ways to get story points and emotion across.  I mean if you don’t get it in the performance and animation you can start to manipulate the camera to get the emotion and also start to manipulate the editing.  We were moving very quickly.  So if we didn’t get something in animation, I knew that OK, the second layer would be how do we use the camera to try and get that emotion across.  And if that didn’t work, how do we use editing to get it across.  And if we ran out of that, then how do we use the lighting.  So lots of different layers and ways to solve problems as it’s going down the pipeline as well.

    And that was just stuff I learned from doing the short.

    9_imageIt’s just trusting the process and trusting the artist.  You can’t do it all yourself.  Empower and educate them in a way so they can make the right choices and solutions and understanding what the core idea is and the aesthetic that we are going with.   I think a lot of that is that I spent a lot of time as a teacher, as well.  Design classes and 3D classes and it’s really about educating and empowering and playing to people’s strengths, lifting them up and giving them the best crib space and environment.  So, I try to do that.  As an artist myself, no artist likes to be told what to do.  No one wants to paint by numbers.  You are just trying to give them the creative space and give them the right direction and let them solve it.  You are always going to get the best work that way.  So, yea, for me it was difficult and challenging but I was always respectful to the artist to try and keep us all on the same playing field.  Anyone could come in and see the film and offer criticism or suggestions.  Because that’s how I did the short.  I showed it to so many people and always solicited opinions and advice because you never know who is going to have a great idea.  Everyone has a valid opinion.

    CS:  That’s a very un-Michael Bay of you to say about the collaborative process.

    (Laughs)

    CS:  You talk a lot about design and this world is not talking giraffe’s and talking toys and what have you.  It’s a real dark, post-apocalyptic, world. Where do you come in with designing this type of world that you want to make feel moody, dramatic, but also want to entertain?  Where did you balance those two?

    ACKER: I think the characters are what balances it because the characters represent humanity and hope and we’re gone, post-human, we screwed up, we’re dead and this is now what’s carrying on all the hope and promise of humanity.  The darker we make the world, the more empathetic we are with the characters and we want them to succeed.  We realize that they are like children, trying to figure out who they are and why they are there and tying to figure out what their significance is and not until later they realize they are humanity and carry with them human souls and hope and potential that we have.

    So even though the world has darkened and is dangerous and decaying, there is this hope and creativity that these characters embody as they are pushing forward.  So it’s like us and as things get darker, will they succumb to it or will they find away to rise above it.  So, it’s really the characters.  We fall in love with them.  They have real personalities, they are flawed and human and make mistakes and go through the emotion and that what makes it not so dark in the end.  It’s really like a dysfunctional family drama in away.  And 9 comes along and starts to collect them and empower them and challenges them and provokes them to get motivated to get out of the stagnant place they are ““ just hiding in the place of fear and start to take on the challenges that the humans have left for them to solve.  It’s entertaining.

    It’s an action/adventure movie at the same time.  It has dark tones, it’s a dark world, it’s a cautionary tale but is a lot of fun.  The action sequences are amazing and spectacular.  In the end, there is a real heart to the movie as well.  Not trying to be malicious or dark for darkness sake.  It’s just the landscape these creatures are in and about the potential to overcome that situation.

    CS:  Where did you come up with the idea for this kind of a story?  It came out of the short and you obviously have been living this story for a long time.  What initially drew you to the idea to create this movie or this story in general?

    ACKER: When I started the short there was a bit of a knee jerk reaction to the thrust of CG animation ““ all very pastel and very brightly lit and very cheerful and very happy, lots of talking animal things.  That just didn’t fit my aesthetic and I really felt like animation was really going in the wrong direction.  I think those forms are great and they should exist but the world of animation should be much broader.  I was attracted to a lot of Eastern European filmmakers, like Brothers Quay, Lowenstein Brothers, who inhabit these other kinds of strange worlds.  It’s really interesting that it kind of enters this metaphorical space.  And a lot of those films are esoteric and hard to understand, almost like sculptures in some way.

    If you find any narrative in them, it’s really loose.  It’s more like images watching over you and at some point they affect you emotionally.  You engage with them.  So I wanted to make a film that would sort of inhabit that world but had more traditional storytelling aspects of it.  That’s what pulled me into creating that world for the short.  And then when we went to do the feature, we started talking about humanity and the world before these creatures came.

    shane-ackers-9It really is an Oppeheimer/Geppeto tale at the heart of it all.  It’s about the scientist who was blinded by the pursuit of technology to create something that turned the wrong way.  It ended up destroying the world and as sort of the lack act that he did as the world was collapsing was to create new creatures that was the opposite of that represent all the hope and humanity and they are vessels for soul and he sends them out after all the humans fall apart as the way of making up for the sins of his past.  Much like Oppenheimer after inventing the bomb was full of regret.  He knew what the thing was that he was doing, but it was that blind pursuit of technology.  It’s an incredible thing, but yet a horrific thing that he made.  It changed the landscape of the world.  So that’s what’s at the core but the story of the rag dolls is them looking back and figuring out their father was the one who brought the world down.  What does that make them and will they make the same mistake that the humans made or will they create a new world in the ashes of that.

    CS:  Like Robert McNamara who said we made a mistake, fucked up and we shouldn’t have done what we did.

    ACKER: Exactly.

    CS:  There seems to be like these mistakes that are made and change the course of human history.  And hindsight is 20/20 but looking back on it you can see how these things could have been avoided.  It seems so simple but nothing got done.

    ACKER: Or are they inevitable?  If we imagine it, we will do it in someway.  Really it becomes a moral question because there is a scientific solution if you pursue it, you will solve it but the moral question is do you pursue it or do you stop it and cut it short?  I think it’s inevitable in some sense.  Doomed to it.  And I think the creatures, the scientists, the nemesis, the fabrication machine, they are all creative in some way.  They all make things.  They all build and construct things.

    Those creations ““ were they good for mankind or are they bad for mankind?  Should they be made or not be made?  I guess that’s a lot of the territory we are exploring.

    CS:  It’s funny too about the posters. The QR codes. It’s fascinating how technology is moving and we depend so much on it.  Is this movie kind of a tale about morality of humanity going forward but is it also some kind of dissertation on technology itself or the harbingers of what it might bring if we rely too heavily on it?

    ACKER: It definitely is, yes.  It’s about at what point do we become so dependent on technology that we lose our own soul, our own identity, our own humanity in some way.  That is a question that we wrestled with.  Even these creatures are mechanical in some way.  There’s the beast and then there’s the little rag doll, mechanical in nature, but they have a human soul in them and are these things end up being more human than some of the humans at the end when they fall apart?  These are all questions.  We don’t answer them but it’s what these characters are wrestling with and dealing with.

    CS:  And at the end of the day, my final question, people who go see this, what do you hope they walk away with after seeing it?  What is the common theme?  What do you want people to talk about after seeing this movie?

    ACKER: I think we raise a lot of issues and don’t answer many of them.  The movie plays on many levels.  You can go in and have just a fun popcorn experience.  Just let the movie wash over you or you can go in and start to see some of these larger issues we were wrestling about.  Different people in different walks of life and ages in the audience will take something away and hopefully will generate some excitement and conversation based on it.  Hopefully people will come out and their brain is still stimulated from all the imagery.  It’s really dense.  Like I said, there’s lots of layers and I think people will be encouraged to go back and see it again and start to pick up on some of those other layers that are in the movie and sort of re-engage with the material from it in a new way, which would be great.

  • Trailer Park: Timur Bekmambetov

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Timur Bekmambetov – Interview

    You’ve got to respect a director who can take his sensibility for the paranormal and fantastical, from a foreign country no less,  and make it work for the sensitive palates of his temporary home. To bridge the gap between two cultures hasn’t always worked for those from a different country but Timur Bekmambetov made it work with his breakout hit, WANTED. He gave America a stylish and slick actioneer that not only proved the Russian director knew American audiences it proved that he was a talent that wasn’t limited to films that involved battles between warring factions of “others.”

    He sat down with me during Comic-Con this year and talked about how and why he decided to put aside his directing hat in order to help shepherd the first-time feature director, Shane Acker, as they brought the film 9 to the silver screen. The heady thematic elements  absolutely put this movie in a class that has been unseen so far this year and it was nice to talk to someone about animation that didn’t have anything to do with talking toys.

    9_final_movie_poster1CHRISTOPHER STIPP:  Thank you for talking to me.  I am a huge fan of your work, from the early work to the work you’ve done in the last year. How did you become involved in this picture?

    TIMUR BECKMAMBETOV: I knew Jim Lemley, partner/producer and he found Shane.  He sent me a DVD and in my room at the festival there was a DVD player with this DVD in it and within 10 minutes I decided I wanted to see more and I wanted to know more about this world and it was a reason for me to submit the project.

    CS:  After seeing what Shane had put together, what became your role in this project?  What became your responsibility?

    BECKMAMBETOV:To protect Shane to help him make this movie.  I know how difficult it is to deal with people who have responsibility.  And to protect him to be between him and the studio and to help him make decisions.  Not to make his life more easy but more meaningful.

    CS:  Was that different for you?  A new experience?

    BECKMAMBETOV: No.  I was a producer before.  I produced Russian language movies.  But I was a director.  I produced and directed.  With him, I was trying to remember myself, my bad days, and also to help him to be himself.  What is exactly what happened to me.  Other people helped me to be myself because you can lose your uniqueness.  And it’s part of the job of a producer to help the creator to be himself.

    CS:  Was that a concern?  I realize that that’s what a producer does ““ they handle the oversee and all that, how important was it for you to understand what Shane wanted to do?

    BECKMAMBETOV: Just ask him.  You just have to think and just ask.  And just how to figure out his unique vision correlate with the audience.  Sometimes we like something but the audience has a different experience and we have to figure out how to bring the two together.

    CS:  How was it that what you saw that got you signed on board and eventually became this movie, how much did you know how eventually this movie was going to look like?

    BECKMAMBETOV: It was from the beginning.  I really think that the audience tired of seeing a dozen animals in animation.  There is an audience for this type.  Coraline as an example.  It was a bit more perverse.

    CS:  You are right.  There is an audience that wants something more mature.  They don’t want dancing zebras and talking elephants and what have you.  When you look at a project like this and Tim Burton, of all people, was there ever sort of a collaboration of Shane’s or did you offer your input, did Tim offer his, or were you hands off and let him do his thing?

    BECKMAMBETOV: Well, better if you ask him.

    (Laughs)

    timurBECKMAMBETOV: Has to be delicate because we are directors too.  It’s kind of unique.  Two directors for a movie.  That’s why we were trying to be very delicate.

    CS:  Was it difficult?

    BECKMAMBETOV: No. No.  I understand when I have to say something and understand when I don’t.  I will say once and I have to take responsibility to continue.  Because you are the director.  If you force the creator to follow you, then he has to make a decision.  Every decision has consequences.

    CS:  Did you find the actual production process smooth sailing?

    BECKMAMBETOV: It was dramatic but it was very organic.  There were a lot of problems and difficulties but it’s very organic.  There were no people or factories producing separate pieces.  Shane was involved.  What was unique with this project is that Shane was involved in every area.  He created the characters with his friends and he was the artist, director, he was the creator.  It was very unique which is why it was difficult because ??? because we know limitations helps us to create unique ideas.  If you have enough money to do whatever you want then like usual you will compromise yourself or somebody else.  If you don’t have all the money, then there are obstacles.  It helps you to figure out the unique way.  It’s like a sculpture.  When you don’t have money, every day you have to make a decision.  By making good decisions you help the movie.  That’s the role of the director ““ to figure out what’s more important and what’s less important.

    CS:  Is that one of the ways you helped Shane?

    BECKMAMBETOV: Especially when the conditions were very bad.  He didn’t have enough resources to do whatever.  No specific things.

    CS:  I assume you have seen the finished film.  When you saw it, what are you most proud of what you see on the screen?

    BECKMAMBETOV: Visual.  How beautiful it is visually.  Every shot, every frame is a picture.  You can frame it and put it on a wall.  A masterpiece.

    CS:  And how was it being an animator?  You are not from that world per se.  Does everything translate very well?

    BECKMAMBETOV: I don’t feel this movie is just animation.  I feel like it’s an action movie.  It’s action/adventure.  The epic scale and tone of the movie and type of action in the movie, reminds me more of big action movies.  It’s a huge epic piece, like War of Worlds.  It’s good animation.  No silly jokes.  The animation itself is like real actors.

    CS:  Tell me about that.  I have not seen the film yet but tell me about the style.  What separates it from what people would think of typical Disney-style or DreamWorks?

    BECKMAMBETOV: Our adults are real.  They are human.  They are not funny adults.  They are adults and real.  They have a soul.  With this type of animation ““ it’s a new style ““ more grounded animation so that the characters are more realistic.  Look how they move, how they talk, more subtle, more delicate, real, dramatic.

    CS:  Gives it more humanity?

    shane-ackers-91BECKMAMBETOV: Yes, it’s the theme of the movie.  What is soul for us?  Can we transfer our soul to a machine?  We really trust this machine and but people can make a mistake.  And the moment you push a button, you stop the process.  We take a picture and then we don’t remember because we know it’s there.  It’s very dangerous because it can be broken, you can lose it, and we are losing.  We are losing abilities.  By Googling everyday, you don’t have to learn.  Because you can Google all day long and our skills, our abilities to create everyday.  And we make these machines and transfer our intellectual abilities, to remember, but there is no soul.  And one day the star of the movie can try and explain this.  I hope it will be not so soon.

    CS:  During the production of the film, because this is a different kind of film, was it a production that took longer than expected?  Or, when you storyboarded it out and said “This is what we need to do” did you find that things went along according to plan?

    BECKMAMBETOV: Yes.  Perfect.  Shane is very organized and because he was the creator and not just the director.  Everything was under his control.  That’s why it was cheaper because it was one person to make decisions and producing things himself.  Instead of one person who is a director, another person is art director.  It’s just one person and he is very organized and understands every single thing from the beginning.  He created this world himself and he knows all the rules and was very logical.

    CS:  What do you hope people take away from it after seeing the film?

    BECKMAMBETOV: That we have to save our souls and share with other people what we have.  First of all we have to share with other people.  It’s how we can save our souls.