Trailer Park: The Day After Thanksgiving
Sorry, I can’t wait that long. That Special Edition DVD release of SPIDER-MAN 2 will just have to be bought on Tuesday. I know those marketing people are only doing their jobs in releasing the movie so close to Christmas, or Kwanzaa, or Hanukkah, or Happy Satanist Day, or whatever the hell you do or don’t celebrate, but that collector’s edition box just sitting on the shelf come November 30th, just wanting someone to take it home, calls out to my milk money like a siren’s voice and draws it ever closer to the register.