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April 30, 2007

SModcast 11

Filed under: SModcast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:16 am

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 11: A Fistful of Shame –

In which our heroes talk interstellar joyrides, hotel-stays of yore, the perils of travel abroad, plus-sized swimwear, the best “Jaws” documentary ever made, day trips to death camps, and being brat-deep in a jungfrau.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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Party Favors: Worshipping The Giant Acorn

Filed under: Columns,Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:12 am

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DURHAM – The truth comes at you hard and heavy during the Full Frame Documentary Film Festival. After four days, it’s hard to adjust to faked entertainment. I might have to watch Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels to transition from real to scripted.

The major difference between a documentary and Indie film festival is a complete lack of ponytails. Unlike the Indie film directors that must be the center of attention, the documentarian is a quiet sort of person. They silently observe in order to capture the reality of their subject. This is what it must be like at a Marine sniper convention.

Full Frame is a festival for people who want to see movies and not chatter about the latest hot deals. Seeing how this is Durham, there’s no visit from Paris Hilton, Eddie Murphy and Mariah Carey searching for swag bags on Ninth Street. Nobody hits the slopes of Chapel Hill during the day. It’s all about movies and a few panels. And you have to pick carefully since they show five different films at once and the only ones that get a second play are the award winners.

This year’s festival did feature quite a few no-shows. The big disappointment was Larry Flynt canceling his personal appearance to promote Larry Flynt: The Right to be Left Alone. He caught a cold and couldn’t travel. The Party Favors was supposed to have an interview with him. Sorry folks, but I didn’t get to ask him about helping Courtney Love get into character.

Scorsese was preparing for Cannes, although he did write the introduction to a screening of Harvest 3000 Years. Albert Maysles, who seemed to always show up, wasn’t hanging out by the water fountain. And Sheila Nevins of HBO didn’t make it down for her panel discussion. I was hoping to pitch her a documentary on Isabella Soprano’s fetish career called Isabella Underwraps. Damn it!

Mystery writer Walter Mosley presented a special screening of Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man. I’m not too big of a fan of the film since I want a definitive documentary about Leonard and not merely a tribute concert strung together with an interview. Mosley’s notes to the film point out that he doesn’t like Cohen. “He seemed aloof and bitter to me. There was an arrogance to his demeanor,” wrote Mosely. I’ve never felt this way about Cohen. The day that I spoke with Cohen, he was like that distant uncle that you only met at your grandfather’s funeral. We would never be constant kin, but he made sure that in that moment, we would feel related. Another person that gave off that feeling was Kurt Vonnegut. In 1989, I was his tour guide when he came to speak at NC State. For two days I was by his side. He even drew an asshole when he signed my copy of Bluebeard. A nice moment was getting to introduce him to my mother – since it was my mother’s copy of Breakfast of Champions that got me started in reading his novels. He passed away the day before the festival. I removed his obit from an abandoned New York Times in the press room. Luckily we still have Leonard with us – he won’t be able to die till he sorts out his money issues.

Before the screening, I asked Mosely if he had seen Leonard performing “Who By Fire” with Sonny Rollins. He hadn’t. This is a shame. If you’re going to talk about a musician to a crowd, you should hunt down one of their glorious moments. Tthe song from David Sanborn’s old NBC show is on Youtube. Leonard had fond memories of the performance. As a viewer, it’s a religious experience and better than anything in the film – except for the part with Anthony covering “If It Be Your Will.” How come they don’t have Leonard Cohen night on American Idol or is that part of Canadian Idol? Does French Idol force those kiddies to bust out the Serge Gainsbourg songbook?

The best documentary I saw at the festival was The Dentist From New Jersey, a short 22 minute piece about a dentist from New Jersey. Luckily filmmaker John Knapich didn’t focus on Simon Leventhal’s root canal work. Instead this film illustrates Simon’s photography. His favorite subject was the World Trade Center towers. For decades, he would take photographs of the Twin Towers from across the river. He’d go down nearly three times a week. Whenever the sky looked interesting, he’d drive over to capture the moment. His photos brought out the beauty and gave a personality to those huge buildings that we lost six years ago. You can find out if a smart cable channel picks up the film by visiting Dentistfromnj.blogspot.com.

Tony Kaye’s Lake of Fire is an unflinching journey into the abortion debate. He gives each side proper time to make their arguments. He also spends a lot of time exploring the men who killed abortionists. The film’s big finale follows a woman into a clinic and shows us the whole procedure. Luckily the film is in black and white because if there was color, probably half of the audience would have bolted the theater. While it was impressive in its scope and exploration, Kaye’s camerawork is way too professional. He frames and lights people as if they were in his commercial campaigns. There were a few moments that felt recreated (such as a protest in front of an LA clinic), but it might just be his talent overwhelmed the reality. Tony didn’t show up so there was no chance to ask about his techniques.

The Last Days of Yasser Arafat dealt with Sherine Salama camping out at the devastated presidential compound in an attempt to land an on-camera interview with the terrorist turned leader of Palestine. She spent nearly a year working every angle to finally get into Arafat’s office to ask a few People Magazine style questions. What makes this film essential viewing is a sense of the space that the leader was confined inside. You get really familiar with the compound. I can direct you to the bathrooms. Plus there’s incredible footage of Arafat’s farewell and his body’s return. This is a “You Are There” documentary.

Tootie’s Last Suit features the colorful tribes that are part of Mardi Gras. While I knew how much work went into those intricate suits, I didn’t know that they made new suits each year. A few of the folks from the film showed up to demonstrate their drums and dancing. After the performance I briefly chatted with them. The word from New Orleans isn’t too promising. Seems like the money for rebuilding flowed quickly for the Superdome, the Hornets and convention center action. But where people actually live, there’s still trailer parks within the devastation. The rents have tripled. The folks who used to work in the convention business can no longer afford to live near New Orleans. None of the guys could see New Orleans returning to normal within the decade. They also saw the Urban Land Institute as a front for vulture land developers who care little for the real people of a city.

Because of a scheduling conflict, I missed out on Crazy Love. Dan Klores and Fisher Stevens (yup, it’s Ben Jabituya from Short Circuit) directed this movie about a lawyer’s longtime mistress. Magnolia films will have this out in June. I was hoping the film would win an award so I could catch the repeat. But the major honors went to The Monastery and War/Dance.

Even though I couldn’t see everything, you didn’t hear people bad mouthing films that they saw. People were frustrated at having to make a choice, but people enjoyed praising the films. Once again the folks at Full Frame have proven they’re at the top of the documentary film festival circuit. Judging from my talk with a guy who acquires films for Netflix’s Red Envelope division, a lot of the films shown will be available for your queue within a year.

HOW MUCH?

During a panel discussion on making money in documentary films, a really disturbing fact came to light. When they were editing The Comedians of Comedy, there was a moment where Brian Posehn’s cellphone went off. The ringtone was Missy Elliott’s “Get Your Freak On.” When they tried to get clearance to use the short ringtone, they were quoted the price of $50,000.

What?

Now you can understand why songs are being yanked off TV show boxsets. A few seconds of a ringtone probably cost more than the entire project. The filmmakers decided to just snip away the moment rather than pay the ransom.

BROKEN SPOOKS

The Ghost Busters have finally come to DVD. Not the Bill Murray movie. But the original Ghost Busters featuring Larry Storch, Forrest Tucker and Tracy the Gorilla. BCI has put all 15 episodes of the series on 2 DVDs.

The show aired on Saturdays in 1975. Unlike most memories of ’70s kid shows, my remembrance does not involve a groggy head, a bowl of Crunch Berries and shag carpeting. The Ghost Busters didn’t air until nearly noon. Seems like I watched this show while waiting for my turn at the Ft. Bragg barbershop. A crummy TV set perched next to those jars of blue goo soaking combs had the trio racing through the various doors in a haunted house. Tracy the Gorilla was a good distraction from the buzzcut butchery to come. Watching these episodes gave me flashbacks of barbers running that buzzer around my ears. Ouch!

The show was like a haiku in narrative structure with its limited sets. On a soundstage they had the Busters’ office, a cemetery and the main hall of a haunted house. They used an exterior location for the store where they played off Mission: Impossible‘s tape recorded mission moment. Except this time the tapes were more comical when they self-destructed.

Tucker and Storch are comic gold as they hunt down the ghosts and monsters that have taken refuge in the haunted house. No matter how cornball the scripts got, the duo still crack me up. They brought their F Troop magic to this low budget Filmation series. The second (and final) season of F Troop comes out May 29. The guest ghosts include Billy Barty, Bernie Kopell, Ted Knight, Lenny Weinrib (the man inside H.R. Pufnstuf) and Howard Morris (Ernest T. Bass from The Andy Griffith Show).

There’s a few bonus features including an interview with Bob Burns, the “trainer” to Tracy. He shares great stories about working with Storch and Tucker. Also they have the old commercial break bumpers. They threw in the first episode of the animated version of the series which came out after Bill Murray’s Ghostbusters became a sensation.

Deepdiscount has the set going for $16.46. It’s the perfect show to watch while detoxing on a Saturday afternoon. Just don’t sneak behind me with a pair of electric clippers. I don’t want to have an army haircut flashback.

BIGGEST SKANK

What exactly is that lucky gal winning on Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll? They beef up this act as an American version of The Spice Girls. But besides lead singer Nicole Scherzinger, the other five “members” seem more like Janet Jackson’s back up dancers. They don’t even come close to the aura of Sporty Spice. The other five dolls don’t even rate a last name. What sort of prize involves you losing your last name?

How do the other five non-surname dolls feel knowing that they’re a reality show away from getting their jiggling asses booted off the road?

Why do they bother forcing the contestants to sing on key? Are we supposed to believe that the real Pussycat Dolls don’t have Autotune patched into their microphones? All that really matters is that you look skanky enough when slapping your ass during the chorus.

What sort of commitment does Nicole have to the Pussycat Doll organization? She’s pretty much as good as a solo artist. Do they have a Simon Fuller contract binding her to PCD until McNamara/Troy can’t keep her looking 24?

Do the losing performers get recruited for Vivid Video’s How Bad Do You Want to Stay In Hollywood, Little Girl? reality show? Not like those failed Dolls don’t have the wardrobe and heels to win Best Newcomer at the AVNs.

The only gig in music that could give you even more anonymous career than being the seventh Pussycat Doll is The Search for the New Banana Splits. You think you can slide inside Bingo’s fur?

It was an anti-climax when the winning girl got to “perform” with the Pussycat Dolls since she just faded into the rest of the one name girls while Nicole dominated the performance. This would be like the winner of American Idol being forced to mow Simon’s lawn. At least she can feel like a winner while staring at Nicole’s ass.

HE’S DEAD, JIM

What’s the point of the Pulitzer Prize Putzs honoring John Coltrane? He gets a citation for his “masterful improvisation.” Wow. Talk about a risky honor since Coltrane has been dead for nearly 40 years. Last year would have been way too soon to give Coltrane a Pulitzer. That award might have gone straight to his head.

This seems to be another way that the creepy Pulitzer folks want to rewrite their history. Now Coltrane’s bio will talk about him getting a Pulitzer even though the judges didn’t give a crap about his “masterful improvisation” when he was breathing oxygen into his sax.

Maybe next year they can give an award to William Shakespeare. Do you think he’s more than a flash in the pan, Pulitzer Prizers? You can give him a citation for inspiring so many great movies like Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot and Fantastic Four (both are based off Hamlet). How about Plato or is he still iffy?

WHAT’D I SAY?

Here’s what I don’t get about the whole Don Imus ugliness; how exactly did people know what he said? Imus sounds like a stroke victim choking on marbles. Isn’t there a chance he really said, “Nibblets Flavored Oreos?” Which would still probably be a nasty thing to call people.

The worst thing he did was go on Al Sharpton’s radio show. What’s the point of trying to give an extended apology to people who want you fired? The slightest word will be received as a slight. He got nailed when he said, “You people” to Al and a Congresswoman. My father used to yell that at the family when we weren’t ready to get in the car. Does this mean my dad was racial bashing us? When will Al Sharpton picket in front of my dad’s house? I want justice and face time on Larry King!

If you want to make fast money, sell pitchforks and torches with the Fox News logo. This is a growth industry as each week we find a new celebrity to chase based on their faux pas. Remember when you had to spew about an hour’s worth of hatred before people really suspected you had improper thoughts?

And Alec Baldwin needs to take a few lessons from my father about how to explode on the phone.

SHEPPING IT

Anyone else distracted by the new graphics on Studio B with Shepard Smith on Fox News? They have this rotating gold circle with a purple “B” inside. It looks like Shep is hosting the Kobe Bryant show. Is this part of Fox News’ way to attract a demographic that is dazzled by shiny spinning objects?

DUMP THE NAME

As CourtTV announces that it’ll be rebranded shortly, what exactly is keeping MSNBC’s moniker? If that channel really expects to get old people to flip over, they need to trash the link to Bill Gates. First off, it takes too damn long to say. CNN and Fox News fling out of your mouth like a bullet. MSNBC is like a test word the doctor gives to see if your tongue works properly. It sounds like you only tune in to find out the latest glitch in your Windows Vista. The MS does very little for me. Give it back to Gloria Steinem. What is holding up the boys in marketing from giving this news channel a real name. How about NBC Newz. The “z” will give it the youth appeal lacking from CNN and Fox News. Even calling it Peacock News would be an upgrade.

Why does ESPN Deportes give us updates on ESPN with Spanish speaking commentators speaking extra fast in English? I can’t understand what they are saying. Just say it in Spanish and give me subtitles. It’s as bad dealing with the call center folks in India. Why do American corporations keep hiring non-English speaking people to deal with those of us who speak English? It’s bad enough that I’m trying to hear over a phone line that’s going halfway around the world. But then I have translate through an accent that has no business speaking to me in a conversation that shouldn’t go beyond me pointing at items. Why is Dell turning me into Archie Bunker? Why does Travelocity want me to hate Indians? If press 1 to continue my call in English, I want to be able to use conversational English instead of translator skills. It’s called Customer Service. Service me, Citibank!

LOST IN TRANSLATION 2

I’m not against people who don’t speak English as a primary language. Indeed my recent gig involved being the local support for a Japanese video crew. It was like a reverse Bill Murray moment as I stood a head taller than my employers. The nice part was that the director and the cameraman spoke exclusively in Japanese. This allowed me to just sit back and watch. There was zero chance of me making any suggestions unless directly addressed in English. It’s a good feeling to know that I can’t help them until they ask.

During my chats with them I discovered that Takeshi’s Castle, the series that’s redubbed as Most Extreme Elimination Challenge on Spike TV is 20 years old. Did I feel like a dork asking if the show was still on. It would have been like them asking me about new episodes of A Team or Manimal. But it did lead to interesting talks about Takeshi “Beat” Kitano – called Vic Romano on MXC.

They were impressed that my favorite Japanese baseball team was The Nippon Ham Fighters (current Japan Series Champs). How can you not root for a team that understands that pork products must be beaten down before they take over the world?

The best part of the trip was taking my six Japanese pals to Raleigh’s premiere dining establishment, The Underground. They covered our table with plates. Chef Daniel Taylor’s crispy softshell crab benedict was a transpacific success story. I can’t speak five words of Japanese, but the international language for a great meal is silence punctuated by chewing, slurping and pleasant moans.

While giving the crew a tour of Raleigh, they were amazed by our giant acorn statue. If you ever come to the City of Oaks, you must worship in front of the giant acorn. Then get a hot glazed donut at the nearby Krispy Kreme. Raleigh is a town of religious experiences.

OFF WITH HER HEAD

Speaking of Sophia Coppola, my wife hated the ending of Marie Antoinette. Why? Because The final reel stopped without Kirsten Dunst getting her head lopped off by the Guillotine. How can you make a film about Marie that doesn’t have the blade come down? And don’t go “you need to put a Spoiler Alert” on this. Anyone who wasn’t stoned during World History class knows what happens to the Queen of France. To not have her head bounce into a basket is like having a Catherine the Great movie that avoids the horsey love.

WHO WE WANT IN 2008

This column is throwing its support behind the presidential ticket of Ben Gazzara and Robert Loggia.

Does Willard Scott feel sad when he reads about someone dying at 99? It’s another name that won’t be on the Smuckers jar.

How many of Russell Simmons’s “Do You!: 12 Laws to Access the Power in You to Achieve Happiness and Success” involve divorce law?

WHAT COURTESY?

During a report about how Fergie from the Black Eye Peas had her first big role in Monster in The Closet, the guys at E! showed a clip from the film. In the top right corner of the frame was “Courtesy of Youtube.” Who is running the style book at that channel? It’s good that the channel sourced that they downloaded the footage from Youtube, but that website had no permission to actually host the movie. Troma was the company that should have been given a “Courtesy of…” credit. The folks at E! owe Troma a major apology. Instead of telling people that the DVD of Monster in the Closet can be bought, they tipped off folks that they can just visit Youtube and watch the film for free. Would the folks at E! be pleased if Entertainment Tonight ran a clip from the upcoming season of The Simple Life and claimed “Courtesy of Youtube?”

FLIPPED OFF

I recently discovered Flip This House and Flip That House are different shows. Were these two shows based off the English series Flip This House? If you want to get on one of these shows, tell the producers that you have won’t waste money on a home inspection before you buy the property. That insures a certain disaster site that TV producers love to document.

Is there anything you can do to a house that won’t add value beyond the expense? How much does a glory hole add to your guest bathroom? Wouldn’t you be better off buying a dump and putting in your own upgrades? You can always put your own new roof on a house. Are these shows “crack” for viewers who see the concept of buying a house, working on it for three weeks and scoring a $100,000 payday is just a dump away?

When is someone going to do a spouse swap show that also involves remodeling? Call it Dad ‘N Hammer. Imagine the joy in the eyes of young children when a nutjob with a toolbox shows up at the front door. It’ll be comedy gold when the dads return to their families and check out the “improvements” at their homes. What dad wants to know that all the projects he swore over the years that he’d finish were done by another man?

OLD NOSTI

Why is it when I get dragged into Old Navy, they never seem to play Beth Orton? Where’s “Stolen Car” when sifting through ringed t-shirts? One time they played Husker Du’s “Could You Be The One.” Looking around at the shoppers eager to find that perfect pair of cords, it was easy to surmise that nobody else was getting pangs of nostalgia. What’s to do when you miss the Du?

Do you think Beth Orton is jealous about my Leslie Feist crush? Feist’s new album The Reminder is due out May 1. The airport moving sidewalk video for “My Moon My Man” has inspired me to buy the CD when it comes out. I’m sorry that I’m unfaithful cad, Beth, but Feist called my name.

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review – Night at the Museum, Pulp

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:12 am

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Night Rooney

If you look closely, you’ll note Mickey Rooney in the trailer for Night in the Museum. He has only a small part in the movie, as a night guard with essentially one line that he utters repeatedly with slight variations. Rooney’s near-absence from the trailer makes sense. Its advertisers don’t want to traffic in nostalgia for films past. To that end, it emphasizes, logically, the main character, played by Ben Stiller, and his “fun” go-stars, Robin Williams and Owen Wilson, all with obvious appeal to younger viewers. But in addition to Rooney, there is also Dick Van Dyke and Bill Cobbs, as, apparently (it’s not clear), retiring night guards from a Manhattan natural history museum.

Night team

As everyone knows, Stiller’s Larry Daley is the typical modern movie loser who ends up with the job. He’s a failed inventor (see the forthcoming Knocked Up), his ex-wife (24‘s Kim Raver) rides him (previous comedies incalculable), and all he wants to do is earn the love of his son (Wild Hogs). Soon he learns, however, that due to the presence in the museum of a pharaoh’s tomb, that every exhibit in the museum comes to life at night, with the codicil that they must all stay there (keeping them inside is the night guard’s job) or be turned to dust if left outside when the sun rises, what amounts to a fake suspense ploy, but which puts it in league with all the current animal animated films, which all rest on the same premise. The movie is calibrated to appeal to all ages, but it is primarily a kids film, and the presence of the old wrinklies in the cast are a sop to the elderly sentimentalists who think back fondly on the TV shows or, for the older, movies of their youth.

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Night in the Museum is a truly terrible movie. I haven’t seen as bad a film that is also a major box office hit since, well, The Da Vinci Code, also a movie of supreme ineptitude – in pacing, editing choices, framing, casting choices, dramaturgy, just about everything. That it was the box office leader for three or four weeks in a row is cause for a whole other column, about the disconnect between reviewers and moviegoers, which I don’t have anything to add to anyway, but it does suggest that American filmgoers really don’t want their films to be good, if by good one means stylish, coherent, intelligent (the failure of Grindhouse, its polar opposite in quality, at the box office suggests this to be true). They are made uneasy by complex emotions, as opposed to the simple emotions of kids movies (Night is based on a children’s novel), and by visual sophistication. An example of the film’s incoherence is that Robin Williams’s Teddy Roosevelt admits at one point that he isn’t really the old president, but a ceramic stature made in a factory; yet in the film’s resolution, Larry introduces his love interest, docent Rebecca (Carla Gugino) to the subject of her stalled Ph. D. thesis, Sacajawea (Mizuo Peck) – as if another statue does have intimate knowledge of the person she is modeled on.

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Which isn’t to say that Night in the Museum should be ignored. On the contrary, it should be studied, both by scholars seeking to understand society, and by film students seeking a way into the business. Don’t follow the QT way! Go the superficial way, as this film’s director, actor-turned-director Shawn Levy has done.

To that end, the two disc special edition of Night in the Museum is an aide to study. It comes in a good widescreen transfer (1.85:1, enhanced) with DTS and DD 5.1 audio, plus Spanish and French 2.0 Surround tracks, and English and Spanish subtitles. Supplements on disc one include two commentary tracks – one by a boosters Levy, the other by co-writers Robert Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon (of Reno 911!).

The second disc begins with almost 20 minutes of deleted or extended scenes, most of them about Larry’s loserhood, followed by a blooper reel, out takes with the monkey-related outtakes; a gag reel of Levy’s wit as manifested in hijinks on the set, an episode of Comedy Central’s Reel Comedy focused on Night at the Museum, and making of featurettes segregated by subjects such as special effects, costumes, and set design. In addition, there is a storyboard to screen comparison, two “making of” specials from the Fox Movie Channel, one about animated the T Rex skeleton, the other showing Levy lecturing some film students). Finally, there are trailers and a DVD-ROM game based on the movie.

Pulp Rooney

Rooney was, reportedly, 86 when he made Night at the Museum. He was 52 when he made Pulp, released on the same DVD day, April 24, 2007, and shot during the middle phase of Rooney’s career. Something of a cult film, Mike Hodges made Pulp in 1972.

There are three great modern cinematic homages to crime fiction in the movies. Gumshoe, Peeper, and Pulp. Two of them star Michael Caine, while Gumshoe stars Albert Finney. Each of them parodies the tough guy similes of Raymond Chandler’s books, and turn conventions of the genre on their heads. All three are brilliant in their various ways. And it is partially because in their individual ways they ultimately take the task of storytelling seriously, despite the ribbing. Pulp is the first one to make it to DVD.

Pulp Caine

Caine stars as Mickey King, a disreputable cad who ran out on his wife and kids to write, dictate actually, pornographic mysteries. He is approached by a mysterious tough guy (Lionel Stander) to ghost write the memoir of an at first secretive figure, but who eventually turns out to be Preston Gilbert (Rooney), a former Hollywood actor who mixes up the gangster roles he played with his real, or “real” life.

Pulp Nadia

However, someone doesn’t want Preston’s book to come out. Is it the mysterious photographer (Lizbeth Scott, whom you might confuse at first with Melina Mercouri)? Is it the luscious young associate of Preston (Nadia Cassini)? Could it be the creepy mystery expert (a subtly brilliant Al Lettieri ) King meets on a tour bus? Though the mystery is “solved,” ambiguities remain, and King, who narrates the movie like he writes his books, is left at the end confined in paradise with a broken leg, but, like the Rules of the Game style images at the end suggest, not unlike a boar in a shooting pen, to be picked off by powerful elites.

Pulp is funny (whimsical might be a better term), and also a premiere example of film soleil, especially those in the revisionist mode of the 1970s. Such films maintained the narrative pleasure of the old noir movies but added an extra level of delight by undermining or deconstructing key elements of the genre.

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The Pulp disc from MGM, via Fox, doesn’t go into any of this. It’s a bare bones release with an adequate widescreen transfer and three sound options. Nevertheless, it’s a must for every noir and neo-noir collector.

QSE News: 4/30/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgThe film Disturbia was number one at the box office this last weekend for the third week in a row, despite only pulling in $9 million. Hollywood insiders are surprised the film was able to maintain its dominance with such highly touted releases as Kickin It Old Skool and the Stone Cold Steve Austin vehicle The Condemned.
  • Actress Julia Stiles will star in and produce a film adaptation of the novel The Bell Jar. The novel, by Sylvia Plath, follows the character of Esther Greenwood as she slides into mental illness. Stiles is best known for being hot.
  • Former American Idol contestant Jessica Sierra was arrested over the weekend for allegedly hitting a man with a glass. When news of the arrest came out, American Idol judge Simon Cowell criticized Sierra for her performance during the fight, calling it “too cliché.”

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/30/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:09 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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April 28, 2007

Interview: Simon Pegg

Filed under: Interviews — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:05 am

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-by Ken Plume

pegg-01.jpgAfter jobbing as a standup and working in a string of groundbreaking UK TV series (including Asylum, Big Train, and the beloved sitcom Spaced), Simon Pegg – along with co-writer and director Edgar Wright – hit the big screen with the even more beloved Shaun of the Dead.

Their latest is the genre-bending cop flick (and Shaun of the Dead follow-up) Hot Fuzz, currently in theaters.

Pegg stars as a London cop banished to the hinterlands by jealous colleagues, who’s then teamed with a witless partner (Nick Frost) before stumbling on a series of suspicious events that uncover the dark underbelly of the seemingly bucolic village.

We had a chance to chat wth Pegg as literally the last official interview of the Hot Fuzz press rounds…

(Be sure to check out our interview with Edgar Wright here)

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KEN PLUME: I assume you’re probably sick of answering Hot Fuzz questions so I thought we’d just talk about Big Train.

SIMON PEGG: (laughs) You’re my last interview, actually, of the whole press tour…

KP: Really?

PEGG: Yeah.

KP: I’m never going to live up to that.

PEGG: You’re the 500th caller.

KP: What do I win?

pegg-09.jpgPEGG: A Big Train DVD.

KP: That’s actually what I was hoping for.

PEGG: (laughs)

KP: You’ve made a small boy’s… well, large man’s dreams come true.

PEGG: You know, they don’t even give me a free Big Train DVD.

KP: That’s unfortunate. But it is the BBC.

PEGG: Yeah.

KP: But you would think that Graham or somebody would send you a set…

PEGG: Yeah, I know. It’s hard to get free stuff from certain people.

KP: I think maybe you just need to start a website, simonsdvdappeal.com. Just “Here’s a list of the stuff I haven’t gotten yet. If anyone can send something from HMV or something, it’d be appreciated.”

PEGG: There’s plenty of it…

KP: It could be your own registry – like for a wedding or a baby shower – but stuff that you want…

PEGG: Well, I was in Dublin recently and I was walking down the street and walked past a shop and, unbeknownst to me, there had been a 12-inch talking me released. A Shaun of the Dead doll that I didn’t actually… I knew it was coming out, but I didn’t know it was already in the shops. So I went into the shop and they actually gave me one, which was sweet. But I don’t want to embarrass Universal by complaining that they set my tiny version free in the shops without even telling me.

KP: And even then, do they send you a box?

PEGG: No.

KP: So, police officers can commandeer a car – you, as a celebrity, should have the ability to go, “You know what? That’s me. I want it.”

PEGG: I know. I wouldn’t ever be so pushy, but I was quite pleased that when I went into the shop they actually did say, “You shouldn’t have to pay for this.” (laughs)

KP: That was good of them.

PEGG: Yeah, I thought it was sweet.

KP: Of course, they went hungry for a month after that because of the loss of that sale…

PEGG: Yeah. Well, what I did is I autographed another couple so they could flog it for five more pounds.

KP: Well, that’s good. I guess if they really want to get on your good side they should have offered you a smoothie along with the doll.

PEGG: Exactly. That’s the way to my heart.

KP: Have you finally fulfilled that dream of having that machine installed in your home?

pegg-03.jpgPEGG: The unlimited smoothie machine?

KP: Yes.

PEGG: No. I think it’s called craft services.

KP: So, you’re going to get a craft services installed in your home.

PEGG: That would be nice – just to have them hanging around providing me with treats. The only thing about craft services I’ve found, working on an America film, is that you’re not hungry when it comes to lunchtime because you’ve just been pecking all morning. They keep putting out peanut butter sandwiches and nuts and stuff.

KP: That’s when they have the most outrageous things available at those mealtimes – so everyone’s full and yet you have lobster and steak…

PEGG: Yeah, and then you get this amazing sort of beautiful pork belly and roast potatoes and you’ve spent all morning eating beef jerky.

KP: So what were the craft services like on Shaun or Hot Fuzz?

PEGG: We don’t really have craft services. We have catering companies that come along. You get your breakfast and then you get a midmorning snack, possibly, and then you have your lunch, and that’s it.

KP: So, it’s literally like you’re in school.

PEGG: Exactly. It’s not like there’s a running buffet – it’s regimented.

KP: You should issue milk cards or something to the cast, and they can go up and get them punched. “I’m awfully sorry, but you’ve had your juice for the day, Nick.”

PEGG: Exactly, (laughs)

KP: “Can I have one more?” “No, you’ve already had your chit.”

PEGG: It is. It’s like Dickens.

KP: So you’re living Oliver Twist.

PEGG: Exactly. That’s what the British film industry’s like, it’s like Oliver Twist!

KP: What was the biggest, besides craft services, sort of culture shock doing a Hollywood production?

PEGG: It was remarkably similar. In fact, that was almost the bigger shock, was that the production structure remains the same. There’s still the director and the 1st AD and the gaffers and the props people and the costume and makeup. It’s all pretty much exactly the same – it’s just happening on a bigger platform. The video village is more high tech and there’s more chairs, but that’s it. I mean generally speaking, you’re doing the same job of work. It’s not like everyone is walking around on gold hoverboards.

KP: Were you expecting that?

PEGG: I don’t know what I was expecting. I kind of arrived in Beverly Hills and stayed there for a few days on my own trying to get over my jet lag, being slightly freaked out because I hadn’t received any script pages. And then…

KP: Welcome to Hollywood…

PEGG: Yeah, and then like received this monstrous monologue the night before I had to shoot it. And turned up extraordinarily disoriented – which is compounded by suddenly being face-to-face with Tom Cruise. So it was a strange but gratifying experience. I went back again and shot some more stuff, and that was a lot easier. I had a much better time because I kind of knew what to expect and I was looking forward to seeing JJ again, who I got on with really well. So it was a good experience.

KP: Well, you and Edgar used to – and it’s more common in the UK, where the rehearsal process is usually a big part of the production.

PEGG: Massively, yeah. It’s absolutely vital to us that we have a period of time where everybody can get together and go through their lines and have time to come up with stuff, as well. I think because the way Edgar shoots, there’s not really much room for impro once we get on the set. It’s pretty regimented when we’re on there because the camera works sort of symbiotically with the script, so the minute you start adding things, the cameraman might not get to his right point at the right time. So we like to have a period where it’s just us. Particularly with Nick. We get Nick a week before anyone else and we go through the whole thing. All his lines. Anything that he wants to bring to it or that he kind of… a joke he thinks of will, if we like it – which is usually yes – we’ll feed it into the script.

KP: Is there anything for which you’ve had to tell Nick, “No, that’s not working…”?

PEGG: Sometimes you do. Edgar and me are quite anal, and obviously Nick is on our wavelength, so pretty much everything he says we love, but sometimes people will suggest things and you kinda go, “Um, yeah, we could try that…” which basically means no.

KP: That’s what you told Bill (Bailey), wasn’t it?

PEGG: Yeah, (laughs)

KP: “I can’t bring the otter?”

PEGG: Yeah, exactly. (laughs)

KP: “People are always saying that to me.”

PEGG: (laughs)

KP: Of course, he was talking about Phil Jupitus.

PEGG: Yes, yes, of course. Yeah, his otter thing was hilarious.

KP: By the way, that was a very good use of Bill in the film…

PEGG: Yeah. We worked with Bill on Spaced a long time ago, and he’s always grateful. I find him very hard to work with because he just makes me laugh. It’s actually slightly shooting yourself in the foot when you employ him for me. But he’s great, and it was lovely to have him in the film. Because we did write him a part in Shaun of the Dead, but he couldn’t do it.

KP: It’s unfortunate that more people haven’t utilized Bill’s talent.

PEGG: I think so. He’s very much still a standup comic, though. He’s still very much a live performer. He does the odd TV and movie, but first and foremost he’s a standup comic. It’ll be nice to see him on the big screen a bit more I think.

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KP: I’ve always been curious exactly what your standup act was like…

PEGG: I would say it was like surreal observationalism. It’s hard to remember.

KP: I’ve heard about what it was through the filter of Nick, when I talked to him a few years ago…

PEGG: Yeah. It was conversational and a bit absurd. It wasn’t a character as much as an extension of me. It’s the most immediate and exhilarating form of performance, I think, because you’re validated immediately. Even more than in theater, because in theater there’s the pressure to just sit and watch rather than actually respond. And also it’s you – generally speaking, if you’re a standup, it’s your material. So it’s like the crack cocaine of performance.

KP: Do you miss it at all?

PEGG: Absolutely. I don’t miss the grind of it. I don’t miss the schlep. People would say, “Oh god, it must be the hardest job in the world,” and I would actually disagree. I think it’s probably one of the best, in terms of how great it is. Because once you get to a point when you know your material’s good and you know you’re good, you’re pretty unflammable, in a way. Even if you have a bad gig and you walk into a room that doesn’t want to listen, you know it’s not your fault. It’s not demoralizing. It doesn’t happen very often, either, when you get to a certain match fitness. So, that, I don’t miss – but what I do miss is the fact that as a jobing standup, you would pretty much have to spend your entire weekend in a pub without drinking. And that’s tough to do. I could now. I could probably, if I had the wherewithal and the time, I could set up like a little stint in a West End theater and do a live show. But I wouldn’t want to go in there half-cocked. I’d want to get back out on the circuit and get an act together that was really good, and then do it.

KP: Do you ever see yourself getting to a point where you would do that?

PEGG: I’ve done a couple of gigs recently. I did a couple of little quick shows at the Comedy Store, and when we were filming Hot Fuzz I did a gig at the local comedy club. It was fun. It reminded me of just how much fun it was. It is. So you never know. Never say never.

KP: So there is, at this point, no video of your act…

PEGG: I did some television appearances in the 90’s…

KP: On the Comedy Store program?

PEGG: A show called The Stand Up Show, for the BBC. Which I have, but I doubt anyone else does. They probably won’t turn up on YouTube or anything.

KP: Are we taking bets?

PEGG: Well, you never know. That’s the weird thing – it’s incredible what does turn up on the internet…

KP: Anything that you’ve been surprised at, or shocked at, or disappointed, that’s turned up on YouTube?

PEGG: Not disappointed… Oh, the one thing – there’s a clip of some guy who supposedly looks like me, playing the guitar, and it says underneath “Simon Pegg Shredding It Up” or something. I just saw it the other day. And it’s just not me. It’s just someone who looks maybe… insultingly like me.

KP: Well, that’s nice. And I bet he gets free drinks and free dolls.

PEGG: Yeah. Everything else… I quite admire the ingenuity of people to bother to put these things up. There are little phone camera segments of us at various things we’ve been to recently in the run-up to Hot Fuzz. Oddly enough, I think the most watched thing that’s up there is a DVD extra that Nick and I did for his…

KP: Danger, 50,000 Volts

PEGG: Yeah. This Danger, 50,000 Zombies. It was this ridiculous bit. The whole thing happened because the company that made Nick’s show lost all the tapes, all the rushes for the show. So when they came to the DVD there was no hope of deleted scenes or outtakes or anything. So we thought, “We have to make this…” And then they were charging a lot of money for this DVD. Nick was saying, “I’ve got to make this worth people’s money, otherwise it’s just insulting.” So we hastily put together this kind of half-improvised survival guide to zombies. It’s just utterly ridiculous anyway, and it’s on YouTube, and it’s had like 150,000 hits or somerhing. It’s quite bizarre.

KP: And now that DVD’s available in the US. I’ll bet half the people don’t even know it’s out here.

PEGG: I know, I know.

KP: Does it disturb you how many people are coming forward claiming to look like you?

PEGG: Yes.

KP: In fact, one of them works for us.

PEGG: Oh really? I have two MySpace impersonators.

KP: He met you a few weeks back and introduced himself as your son.

PEGG: Oh yeah, right, yes. That’s happened a couple of times. Any sort of faintly ginger, potato-headed, snub-nosed person is going to claim to look a bit like me. It’s a cross that they have to bear as well as I do.

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Pegg and Quick Stop’s own Ian Bonds

KP: Does anyone go up to Nick and say that? You never see them showing up with a Nick counterpart…

PEGG: We did a radio show in Seattle recently and there was a guy… the main DJ on the show was a big fan and he had a kind of sidekick who was a hefty guy a bit like Nick, and we were joking about him being Nick’s equivalent. And it turned out they were actually born on the same day, which really freaked us out. There’s an on-air freak-out in Seattle on opening day.

KP: Well, that’s good.

PEGG: Yeah.

KP: I’ll bet that’s on YouTube.

PEGG: Well, you know what, it might be, because there was video footage. It was opening day and it was about 7 in the morning, and we went to this radio station. It was our first press engagement of the day. And everybody was drunk. It was like a big beer celebration and we walked into this bar and it was like, “Hang on, what time of day is it? This is ridiculous.” It was 50% sort of baseball jocks with pitchers of beer and 50% are sort of fans, these lovely colorful geek kind of people that we are.

pegg-05.jpgKP: And by the end of the day you had won them all over.

PEGG: By the end of the day we’d won 50% of them over.

KP: You can’t beat that effort.

PEGG: No it’s pretty good.

KP: And now that you’re working on the road comedy with Nick, you’re finally, fully going to become Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear.

PEGG: Absolutely, yeah. We’re trying to. It’s not easy when you’re doing a press tour as intensive as this one. We came away with the best intentions of, like, “We’ll ride on planes and we’ll grab five minutes here and there.” But the second that we can switch off, we literally just, you know, (laughs) don’t want to do anything. We sort of lie on our back in a cold dark room.

KP: I found it interesting – obviously in tackling Shaun of the Dead, and particularly Hot Fuzz as a genre piece – within UK films, you don’t exactly see big action pieces like Hot Fuzz

PEGG: No, not at all.

KP: In fact, I was talking to Edgar about it, that it seems like the entirety of British cinema is in 1:85, and to have a British 2:35 film that isn’t a Bond film is quite rare…

PEGG: Yeah, exactly. Well, Edgar was very specific about that.

KP: He was surprised, and pleased, that I commented on it. But another genre that you don’t really see in the UK is a road picture.

PEGG: Right.

KP: Which I’m assuming is just because of the size difference.

PEGG: Absolutely. There’s no… you can travel the length of the country in eight hours.

KP: I can’t even travel the length of my state in eight hours.

PEGG: Exactly. And you can travel the width of it in less, so that whole thing doesn’t really exist unless you’re doing a film about somebody who’s going up and down.

KP: Or runs a fish & chip van.

PEGG: Yeah, and is trying to circumnavigate the UK. The film we’re writing is set over here, and when we came up with the idea, in the back garden, when we were shooting Shaun of the Dead, it was something that we always envisaged as being set in the U.S. – I mean, it’s about two British guys, but it’s definitely set in the U.S.

KP: What was your perception of the country the first time that you arrived in the U.S. and transversed it at all?

PEGG: Well, we had a little sort of research trip at the beginning of the year. I was utterly floored by the size of it and the crippling emptiness it engenders when you’ve been traveling for an entire day and you haven’t seen a single soul and the road seems to come to a hill and you think, “Okay, well, there’s going to be something over this hill…” and it’s just more road. It’s quite incredible. But then the scenery can be fantastic. We had this day on the trip that we called “awe day”, because it was just… I think we were coming through Utah into Wyoming, past Salt Lake City and over the mountains, and it was really snowing. We’d had a load of snow and it was just… every single corner inspired this awe from us, which was great. It was wonderful. So, that was amazing. But it was incredible to be in a country with such a gigantic population and travel for so long and not see a single human being.

KP: There are certainly different perspectives on the U.S., from a UK point of view. When I was talking with Phil Jupitus, he talked about one of his dreams is to take a road trip across the U.S. And then you hear about the perspective of the U.S. that someone like Jeremy Clarkson has, which isn’t particularly pleasant. I’ve talked to Neil Innes, who did a tour the year before last, and he just was continually baffled in being able to time things right, because he always thought he’d be someplace hours sooner than he actually was.

PEGG: Yeah, because our perspective is just different. Our notion of size and distance is different. It was weird. We’ve had two odd experiences which we kind of hoped might bode well for Hot Fuzz. But on two occasions, both on this trip and when we were doing our road trip, we racked up in a tiny little… it was literally like a kind of a town in Nevada that was just some trailers and a diner. And we went in, and immediately two guys went, “Hey, Shaun of the Dead!” (laughs) But we hadn’t seen a single person for 100 miles. And then we were in Waco, Texas, driving from Dallas to Austin, and stopped off at a gas station, and the same thing happened again. These two guys, “Hey, Shaun of the Dead!” So it was a peculiar thing to be so far away from everything and yet still be spotted. It was both creepy and encouraging, I guess.

KP: What has been your view – as a comedian, as an actor, performer, writer, filmmaker – on what success in the U.S. means? There are UK comedians like Eddie Izzard who chased establishing themselves in the U.S., and there are some that could care less about the U.S. …

PEGG: It has to do with – what kind of fundamentalizes our sort of output, in terms of Shaun and Hot Fuzz, is it’s kind of a diet of American culture, growing up. There is a desire – and it’s nothing to do with finance or even credibility – it’s to do with getting it right. The acceptance of Hot Fuzz or Shaun of the Dead in America means that we’ve done what we set out to do. Do you know what I mean? Because we sort of adopted American archetypes. So, for us, it’s gratifying, because it just means that we got the subject matter right. We’re finding on the press tour that the American audiences seem to respond to Hot Fuzz with even greater enthusiasm than the British, in terms of how they receive it, and that’s amazing. It’s also, obviously – in terms of making movies – it’s the biggest territory in the western world for moviemaking. So you do tend to need to have a presence here in order to progress in the industry.

KP: Why do you think that so few British filmmakers tend to try to attempt a film of this type?

PEGG: I think, generally speaking, British film will be about British things, and there’s a cultural barrier between us, in that we live in different countries and, despite speaking the same language, we have different life experiences and different… the minutia of our cultures are different, and often British films will be about those things. And, you know, what you have essentially is a foreign movie. In this territory, a British film is a foreign film, and a lot of people see it that way. I guess the way that… without ever being divisive or even meaning… using this as a way of doing well here, the thing that we’ve done is kind of take what we’ve learned from American cinema – what’s inspired us growing up – and kind of tried to make those films at home. So, immediately you have the familiarity both home and abroad which seems to have worked quite well.

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KP: It always upsets me when people try to say that these films are spoofs in any way…

PEGG: Yeah.

KP: But is there anything else that you’ve seen – besides a road picture and what you’ve already done – as a sort of American genre that hasn’t been tackled before in British cinema?

PEGG: I don’t think so. The UK had a great tradition of genre cinema leading up to the 70’s. And then America kind of took over in some respects. I think particularly when it came to, like, horror…

KP: Hammer horror being the biggest…

PEGG: Hammer horror was sort of bludgeoned to death by the likes of Landis and Carpenter. That’s not to say that was a bad thing, because they came forward with this new horror, which I love.

KP: You could also say the small, quirky comedy type was basically an Ealing type…

PEGG: Yeah, absolutely. But I think, with us, we just kind of want to make the films that we want to watch. That’s always our starting off point, is that we never… without sounding selfish or exclusive, we never really make films for anybody other than ourselves. It’s like, “What would I want to go and see?” That’s how we judge what we do. It’s like, “Let’s make the film we want to see.” And you can pretty much guarantee that the whole… there are a lot of people around that kind of feel the same way. So it’s never like we think, “Right, let’s do period pics or let’s do this or that.” It’s more like we start with the story or just the feel of the film and go from there. The fact is, we grew up in the VHS age, at a time when we were renting films that were slightly unsuitable for us and watching them in darkened friend’s houses, and grew up on this diet of American cinema. So inevitably it affects our own output. I don’t really want to make a film about inner city problems in Birmingham, you know what I mean?

KP: You say that now…

PEGG: Yeah, I know.

KP: When we talk in five years, “I was really thinking about Birmingham inner city problems…”

PEGG: Yeah… (laughs)

KP: “And I felt I really needed to tackle this with Nick.”

PEGG: That’s never going to play well in… the only place it will play well is in Detroit and Alabama, where there are Birminghams. We might be able to trick people into going into the cinema.

KP: Every place has a Birmingham.

PEGG: Even the moon has a Birmingham.

KP: Yes. It’s on the dark side.

PEGG: That’s right.

KP: Is there any movement on the release of Spaced in the U.S.?

PEGG: Not so far. We’ve been asked a lot on this tour, and the problem remains just a simple clearance issue for six… there are six tracks on the soundtrack which we don’t want to change, which weren’t cleared for North America. Because when we made the show…

KP: I’m assuming some of these are dealing with Lucasfilm properties?

PEGG: No, not at all. We have a very good relationship with Lucasfilm. I don’t know if George has seen it at all, but the people at Lucasfilm, I think, quite enjoy… I think they have a vicarious thrill from the dissent in Spaced. Even to the point where, when they released the new film… I’m sorry, when they released the original trilogy without any augmentation – without any of the special edition stuff – I got a parcel in the post which I opened, and there was an embossed envelope with “Lucasfilm” written on it. And I opened it up and it was a card saying, “We thought you might like these,” and it was the three original films on DVD.

KP: So you can get that, but you can’t get Big Train.

PEGG: Yeah, I know! (laughs) See, that’s it. I’m treated better by Lucasfilm – who I have criticized vocally for their prequels – and the show that I’m in, I don’t get for free.

KP: Well, maybe you need to start criticizing it.

PEGG: Yeah, Big Train was shit.

KP: A box is on its way to you. Here’s hoping the Spaced set eventually comes out. Is the door completely closed on Spaced, as far as you’re concerned?

PEGG: I think so, yeah. I think the worst thing we could do now is spoil it. I’d hate to… you know, time and logistics aside, the notion of actually adding to it and diminishing it frightens me. I think it’s best left now. Because we’d want to kind of pick up where we left off, and we can’t. We’re almost 10 years older and it’s kind of… I think it would look a bit weird.

KP: And you certainly did have that coda in the “behind the scenes” features on the DVD set.

PEGG: Yeah. I’d love to do a kind of… it’d be nice to wrap everything up, but I just honestly don’t know how we possibly could.

KP: Do you see the doors being closed on you returning to TV at any point?

PEGG: I don’t think so. Never say never. TV is as valid as anything. I think the thing is, with films it just feels like you’re working in an arena which is slightly more permanent. One of the heartbreaking things about doing TV was that you’d work your ass off as hard as you would do on a film, and then it’s on and then it’s gone. Sure, DVD’s kind of changing that a bit now, but plenty of times you’d feel like it would be on and then the ratings wouldn’t be that good… like, Spaced only ever got about a million and a half viewers, probably max, when it was on TV. And it was quite soul destroying. And so film it feels like you’re working in a slightly more… in a medium that has a bit more permanence. But yeah, as an actor and a writer, you shouldn’t just say, “Right, I’m doing this now, and everything else is shit.”

KP: Are there any arenas that you haven’t pursued yet that you are keen to? Obviously you’ve done radio, you’ve done TV, you’ve done pictures. When’s your first musical role?

PEGG: I did a musical when I was at college. I don’t know if I have a strong enough voice.

KP: That’s what they all say.

PEGG: I’m not a big fan of musicals, either. That’s a genre that we probably wouldn’t spoof – even though we do’t do spoofs I thought Joss Whedon did it very well in that episode of Buffy. I think what has to be in place before we make a film is an utter devotion and affection for what we’re taking on. Do you know what I mean? Anything less… that’s why I think Mel Brooks’s films, they start to fall away as soon as he starts addressing things he’s not that interested in. Big, big horror movies and Hitchcock films and westerns are brilliantly done by him, but as soon as he starts… like Spaceballs. He hates Star Wars. He doesn’t really like it that much. And you can tell because Spaceballs is shit.

KP: And by then, he also had this feeling that he had to live up to a formula…

PEGG: Exactly.

KP: It’s like Airplane 2 or Naked Gun 3

PEGG: Exactly. Spaceballs is funny, though, because it’s a film that has the distinction of being 10 years too late and 10 years too early.

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KP: Do you worry about falling into the trap of becoming your own cliché?

PEGG: Yeah, but I think people are kind of second guessing us before we’ve had a chance to prove either way. The question we’ve had the most on this tour, the one that I trust you’ll finish with, because it would be a shame if you didn’t, would be, “You’ve done cops, you’ve done zombies, what’s next?”

KP: I wouldn’t ask that.

PEGG: (laughs)

KP: You know what? I’m going to leave you with a nice little sense of openness instead of closure on this. I would feel bad if I asked that.

PEGG: But it’s a fair question, in a way, because even though when you start to break down the two films, they’re actually pretty different – in terms of Shaun of the Dead is simply us kind of appropriating a genre as a context, whereas Hot Fuzz we are actually trying to say something about a specific genre. What links them is the sort of incongruity of seeing Romero-style zombies in Crouch End, North London and seeing Michael Bay sort of pyrotechnics in Somerset. They both take on board a sort of American ideal. Whether we do that for the next one or not, I don’t know.

KP: I thought what was fascinating with the two films is that it took the fantastic – and I don’t mean this as a criticism – and made it pedestrian.

PEGG: Yeah, exactly.

KP: It actually brought these things down – in talking with Edgar, we were talking about the ending in miniature of Hot Fuzz, it’s that you literally take these outsize concepts and place then within this easily manageable, and therefore enjoyable, sort of context.

PEGG: Yeah. It was like, with Shaun of the Dead, the whole idea was to try and highlight the mundanity of zombie invasions. The kind of ordinariness of it. And you just do that by reframing things. We didn’t do that much. In the final sequence of Hot Fuzz, there aren’t really any jokes – it’s just the joke is entirely seeing those kind of events unfolding in a village.

KP: It’s interesting that particularly in British sci-fi, every post apocalyptic British sci-fi film, Britain is the only country left somewhat intact.

PEGG: Yeah. That’s because we’ve got a great infrastructure.

KP: You’ve become fascist, but besides that, you’re still there. We’re a barren wasteland, but Britain is still relatively intact.

PEGG: Big Ben’s still ringing.

KP: When you end in miniature like that, you’re kind of proving that it really is about the characters, the films you make…

PEGG: Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

KP: Well I don’t want to end this with that question so I’m not going to. So I will say that I’m glad that your press tour’s finished and you can finally relax.

PEGG: Yeah, as I put the phone down I’ll fall, and there’ll be a shot from just beneath me falling – like Godzilla felled by a missile.

KP: That’s unfortunate.

PEGG: As you say goodbye, you can just imagine me tumbling like a giant oak.

KP: Goodbye… and “Timber”…

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April 27, 2007

Comics in Context #175: My Dinner In Hell

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — admin @ 12:04 am

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cic2007-04-27.jpgAt the beginning of director Zack Snyder’s film adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic novel 300, we are told that that if the Spartans of ancient Greece decided that a newborn infant was physically unfit to grow up to be a warrior, they would throw him to his death. The baby we see onscreen doesn’t meet such a fate, but we do get to see a mound of infant skulls.

This sight leads me to contemplate my own beginnings. I was born prematurely, spent some time in an incubator, and suffered from eczema as an infant. While no one would ever mistake me for a warrior, I’ve led a healthy life and have never spent a night in a hospital since my infancy. But watching this scene in 300 makes me realize: if I had been born in Sparta in the 5th century B. C., I would have been killed like all the other “unfit” newborns.

I don’t find this to be a propitious opening for a movie.

Both the 300 graphic novel and the movie recount the story of the Battle of Thermopylae (translated as the “Hot Gates”) in 480 B. C., wherein King Leonidas of Sparta and three hundred soldiers sacrificed their lives in combat against the massively larger army of the Persian emperor Xerxes. But although Leonidas’s forces lost the battle, they inflicted surprisingly large losses on the Persian army.

Moreover, the Three Hundred’s brave resistance at Thermopylae became an inspirational story, as Miller shows in 300 through his emphasis on the role of Dilios, the soldier turned storyteller. Before the climactic battle, Miller’s Leonidas observes that Dilios has “a talent unlike any other Spartan.” Though Leonidas and Miller do not spell it out, it is that Dilios is a storyteller, a creative artist, in effect. Leonidas commands Dilios to “make every Greek know what happened here. You’ll have a grand tale to tell. A tale of victory.” Dilios appears in 300‘s framing sequence in his role as storyteller, and most of Miller’s 300 is thus presented as the “grand tale” that Dilios tells to all of Greece, and to generations yet unborn.

This reminds me of the end of Shakespeare’s Hamlet, in which the dying title character prevents his friend Horatio from committing suicide, and instructs him to live on and to tell Hamlet’s story; immediately after Hamlet’s death, we see Horatio begin his task, telling what happened to the newly arrived prince Fortinbras. There’s a similar idea at work in the end of the Lerner and Loewe musical Camelot, in which King Arthur, just prior to his final battle, knights a young boy and imposers a different sort of quest upon him: to leave the battlefield and devote his life to spreading the legend of Camelot.

The saga of Thermopylae was not only conveyed through succeeding centuries by historians but also through references by poets including Lord Byron, Emily Dickinson, and T. S. Eliot. Miller surely identifies with the warrior king Leonidas. Though he looks considerably younger in the movie, the 300 graphic novel establishes that Leonidas is in his fifties. Hence, he is yet another of Miller’s middle-aged heroes facing his last battle, like the Batman of The Dark Knight Returns and Hartigan in Sin City: That Yellow Bastard. But surely Miller also identifies with Dilios, since they are both artists telling the “grand tale” of the Three Hundred.

My question is just how well 300 succeeds in communicating the heroic spirit of the Thermopylae saga. Through the way in which they present their story, do Miller and Snyder distort the inspirational message they seek to convey? How justifiable is their idealization of the Spartans of 300, who, among other things, practice infanticide? I admired the graphic novel, though I never felt the affinity for it that I have to Miller’s 1980s work. The movie, however, through dramatizing and amplifying them, made me more aware of the troubling aspects of the book.

For example, take the infanticide business. In the graphic novel, this is dealt with in two tiny panels in Chapter Three. “We are born. We are inspected,” reads Dilios’s narration for a small panel showing a newborn who is mostly concealed from our sight by two enormous adult hands. Just what are those hands doing to the infant’s eyes? Is that blood? And why use the word “inspected,” as if human babies were livestock? Then, in the next panel, the narrator tells us, “If we are small or puny or sickly or misshapen, we are discarded.” We see the silhouetted figure of a man, standing on a silhouetted cliff, dropping a silhouetted baby from it. The small size of the panel deemphasizes the scene’s dramatic importance; the silhouettes prevent us from seeing clearly what is happening; and the word “discarded,” as George Orwell would point out, suggests that nothing more is happening than tossing out the trash. But what is really going on is the murder of a baby.

In the movie Zack Snyder can’t vary the size of the “panels,” and so the image of the adult “inspecting” the baby atop the precipice fills the screen. Not surprisingly, Snyder did not show the baby being dropped, but we see the remains of those who were killed before him.

I am reminded of 24, a television series which I otherwise enjoy, but which has reversed what I had thought was an immutable principle of entertainment. In stories it is the Bad Guys who torture. Indeed, in the most recent episode (April 21) of the commendable new Robin Hood series on BBC America, Robin’s servant Much is horrified that Robin intends to torture his foe, the traitor Sir Guy of Gisborne, and Robin does not go through with it. I presume that the series’ writers and producers had the Abu Ghraib torture scandal in mind, but I wonder if they were also thinking of 24, in which hero Jack Bauer tortures people without hesitation. In 300 the Good Guys kill babies, and there is no hint in either the movie or the graphic novel that this sullies the Spartans’ heroic reputation.

Actually, Wikipedia states that the babies “were abandoned on the slopes of Mt. Taygetos to die”. The 300 book actually makes matters worse by showing an adult actively killing a baby by dropping him off the cliff!

Miller has stated in numerous interviews that he was inspired to create 300 by seeing a movie about the Battle of Thermopylae called The 300 Spartans (1962) when he was a boy. That was the last movie version of the “grand tale” until 300, nearly a half century later. Obviously, the “grand tale” had faded from American consciousness in the interim.

Indeed, my understanding is that in the later decades of the last century, interest in ancient Greece and Rome declined in American schools, but it was still going strong when I was growing up. There were casts of the Elgin Marbles, the frieze from the Parthenon, on the interior walls of the prep school I attended; I wish I had appreciated them more at the time. What I did love since childhood were John Singer Sargent’s murals of gods, heroes and even monsters from Greek mythology above the grand staircase at Boston’s Museum of Fine Arts: they fired my childhood interest in mythology, which would lead to my lifelong fascination with deciphering the mythic archetypes in comics. And it was in grade school that I first learned about the two great rival city-states of ancient Greece: Sparta and Athens. Right from the start, I felt an affinity for the intellectual Athenians and didn’t much care for the warlike Spartans.

As I’ve been observing for the last few weeks in this column, fashions shift over time, and perhaps now in the early 21st century American interest in
classical culture is resurging. There was HBO and the BBC’s recent Rome television series, for one thing. (The 300 movie, I suspect, is less a sign of renewed interest in Greek history than of the growing cultural influence of the graphic novel.)

Back in 1949, a director of the Metropolitan Museum of Art decided to convert its Roman court into a restaurant, thereby halving the space available for displaying the museum’s collection of ancient Greek and Roman art. This month the Metropolitan reopened the newly renovated Roman Court, transformed into a spacious sunlit showcase for Roman statuary. Turn immediately to the left as you enter, and you will find a bust of Herodotus, the “Father of History” (3480-430/420 B. C.), the Greek author who is the original source for 300‘s saga of the Battle of Thermopylae.

In 2001 the Onassis Cultural Center, which presents temporary exhibitions of ancient Greek art, opened in midtown Manhattan. Its current show, running though May 12, is, appropriately for this column, “Athens-Sparta,” which compares and contrasts the two city-states through artwork from both city-states. There is a large marble statue of a hoplite, or Greek soldier, who is said to be Leonidas himself, and the exhibit includes arrowheads and spearheads that were found in the battleground of Thermopylae.

But the opening wall text in the exhibit reminded me just why, even as a child, I preferred Athens to Sparta. Noting Sparta’s “strict training of its citizens,” the text states that Sparta’s “primary concern” was “the creation and maintenance of a mighty military force.” In contrast, Athens, was “imbued with a progressive worldview that promoted the individual” and “took a totally different direction that led to major intellectual and artistic achievements as well as to the unique phenomenon of the Athenian democracy, making the city the most important cultural center in the Hellenic world until the Roman Age.”

The wall texts in the Metropolitan’s new Greek galleries trace the cultural history of Athens, depicting the reign of Pericles in the 5th century B.C. as a Golden Age that produced extraordinary achievements in philosophy, democratic government, architecture, sculpture, science, philosophy, and literature. These wall texts ignore Sparta.

The Onassis Cultural Center’s show seeks to correct the imbalance by presenting works of art from Sparta. But, according to one of the show’s wall texts, “”From the mid-sixth century B.C. this burgeoning of the arts began to wane. . .The adverse domestic situation that had begun to take shape, with the gradual decline in the economy and trade, led to Sparta’s alienation from the rest of the world and to the dwindling of interest in the arts.” That “dwindling” strikes me as less ominous than Sparta’s “alienation from the rest of the world,” which seems an unhealthy attitude to have.

It also occurs to me that choosing between Sparta and Athens may be something like the red state/blue state split in contemporary American politics. The Onassis show does characterize the militaristic Sparta as “conservative and restrained” in a wall text, whereas Athens, presumably liberal by contrast, was the birthplace of democracy.

Considering my childhood affinity for ancient Athens, the leading cultural center of its time, it makes sense that I ended up spending most of my life in New York City, the cultural capital of the United States, and perhaps the world, filled with museums, theaters, publishers and educational institutions.

Athens was also the birthplace of drama, home in the fifth century B.C. to the first great authors of tragedy, Aeschylus, Sophocles and Euripides, and the first great comic playwright, Aristophanes. With my own lifelong passion for storytelling in a variety of forms–novels, plays, movies, and, yes, comics–it’s no wonder that I regard Athens as a cultural Camelot of the ancient world. Why, wouldn’t anyone who loves storytelling feel the same way?

On the basis of 300, apparently not. Here’s Leonidas talking to the Persian messenger early in the 300 graphic novel: “Rumor has it that the Athenians have already turned you down, and if those boy-lovers found that kind of nerve. . . .” So here’s the Athenian civilization dismissed with a homophobic jibe.

It also turns out to be hypocritical on the part of the fictionalized Leonidas, although you wouldn’t know this from either the graphic novel or the movie.
Referring to 300‘s seeming characterization of Xerxes as gay, academic Ephraim Lytle of the University of Toronto comments, “This is ironic given that pederasty was an obligatory part of a Spartan’s education. This was a frequent target of Athenian comedy, wherein the verb “˜to Spartanize’ meant “˜to bugger.'”. Not only that, but according to Wikipedia, “In antiquity it was thought that a youth was expected to find himself an older lover, and that pederasty, a social practice common throughout most of Greece, was especially so in Sparta, where the ephors fined any eligible man who did not have chaste relationships with youths”.

As for heterosexuality in Sparta, by law each Spartan man had to marry a woman when he was twenty. According to the aforementioned Wikipedia entry, the wedding ceremony “consisted of the intended bride being abducted with simulated violence.” Doesn’t seem very loving, does it? But wait, there’s more. Wikipedia continues, “After the wedding night the husband remained living in his barracks and would have no further contact with his wife except for the purpose of procreation.” (Actually, as a lapsed Catholic, I’d have to say this isn’t that different from the Church’s traditional position on marital sex.) And what effect might that have on the psychological well-being of any straight young Spartan? No wonder they sublimated their libidos into the violence of warfare.

By the way, while the Onassis show acknowledges the “Spartan supremacy on land,” the Athenians were no slouches, despite their lack of a militaristic culture. The main villain in 300 is the Persian ruler Xerxes, whose father, Darius, did indeed intend “to create a worldwide empire,” according to the Onassis wall texts, which further state that Darius’s army “marched onto Marathon, where, despite being outnumbered four to one, Greek troops led by the Athenian general Miltiades achieved a remarkable victory over the Persians” in 490 B. C.. Lytle points out that while the Spartans were facing Xerxes’ troops at Thermopylae ten years later, “a vastly outnumbered fleet led by Athenians was holding off the Persians in the straits adjacent to Thermopylae, “ In the 300 graphic novel Miller has Dilios acknowledge that “In the waters of Salamis, Athenian seafaring mastery led the united Greek navy to shatter the Persian armada.”

But look how Dilios describes the Athenians’ triumph at Marathon in the 300 book. “Armored men, Athenians, with their leather skirts and lovingly sculpted breastplates. What a pretty pack they must have been! Athenians. Amateurs. Foppish, frilly citizen soldiers. . . . and still they drove the Persians back to the sea and away!. . .How can we fail–against foes so fearful of combat they’d show their backside to Athenians?”

How many things are wrong with this? Rather than commend the Athenians for their courage and battle prowess in defeating the Persians, Dilios disparages them by “feminizing” their image, as if he were some bigoted adolescent saying, “They are SO gay!” (Of course, in contrast to the Athenians in “skirts,” the Spartan soldiers of 300 walk around virtually naked, but we’ll get to that later.)

Of course, if the Persians are supposedly such cowards that even the allegedly incompetent and girly Athenians could put them to flight, then the Battle of Thermopylae is really not such a big deal, right?

There’s something more subtle that I find disturbing, as well. In 300 Dilios and Leonidas speak condescendingly about the “citizen soldiers” from other Greek city-states, whom Dilios calls “amateurs.” When Leonidas encounters the Arcadian army in 300, he asks various Arcadians what their professions are. There is a sculptor, a blacksmith, and as baker, all creative artists of one sort or another. Leonidas and Dilios, however, prefer the Spartans’ full time professional army: “You see, old friend,” Leonidas says, “I brought more soldiers than you did.”

My father fought in World War II. He was an engineer, not a professional soldier. The vast majority of American soldiers in World War II were ordinary people who were drafted or who enlisted out of patriotism, not career soldiers, and yet they won the war. Amazing, eh? In fact, movies about World War II, those made during the war and right up through Steven Spielberg’s Saving Private Ryan (1998), celebrate the courage and endurance and skill of these “citizen soldiers”; you may recall that Tom Hanks’ character in Ryan was a schoolteacher in civilian life. In fact, this celebration of the “citizen soldier” seemed to be a celebration of the democratic spirit of America.

But 300 turns this ideal upside down. “Citizen soldiers” may be “brave,” as Dilios acknowledges, but 300 argues that they should leave the real fighting to the pros.

So, thus far 300 has badmouthed my dad’s wartime service and thrown me over a cliff. This is not looking good.

Well, what if I had been born in ancient Sparta and I hadn’t immediately been thrown over the cliff? According to the graphic novel, in Dilius’s words, “we are starved, driven to steal, and fight and kill. We are tested, tossed into the wild, left to pit our wits and will against nature’s fury. By rod and lash, we are punished, trained to show no pain.”

It seems that this is more or less true. According to Wikipedia Spartan boys started their compulsory military training, called agoge, at the age of seven (!), which “consisted for the most part in physical exercises, such as dancing, gymnastics, and ball-games.” That doesn’t seem so bad, but consider this. The kids also had to run what was called the gauntlet: “They would have to run around a group of older children, who would flog them continually with whips, sometimes to death.” And I thought the bullying I endured in grade school was bad. So had I not been thrown over the cliff, this is where I’d get killed.

Following the agoge “a select few young men were arranged into groups, and were sent off into the countryside with nothing, and were expected to survive on wits and cunning” and, yes, were expected to steal. Professor Lytle states that Spartan boys “were indeed toughened by beatings and dispatched into the countryside, forced to walk shoeless in winter and sleep uncovered on the ground.”

So, from the age of seven, all Spartan boys are set on the same mandatory career path, and they remained full time soldiers until they were thirty. There doesn’t seem to have been the opportunity for someone like myself to become a scholar or a writer. If Frank Miller had been born in ancient Sparta, presumably he wouldn’t have been able to become an artist.

But wait! If all the men are soldiers, then who performs all the other jobs in Sparta? It’s not the women, who, even though they had more freedom than the women of other Greek city-states, were still confined to managing the home. Citizens made their money from their land, which was farmed by the helots, a class that Wikipedia compares to medieval serfs, who made up ninety percent of the Spartan population. Not only did helots have no civil rights, but according to Professor Lytle, the initiation rite for young Spartan soldiers consisted of “murdering unarmed helots.” Lytle dryly observes that “By living off estates worked by helots, the Spartans could afford to be professional soldiers, although really they had no choice: securing a brutal apartheid state is a full-time job. . . .” Before the Fifth Century B.C. Sparta pursued what the Onassis show calls an “expansionist foreign policy”: the helots were descendants of the other Greeks they conquered.

So, in the graphic novel Leonidas says on the eve of the Battle of Thermopylae that “Come tomorrow, we light a fire that will burn in the hearts of free men for all the centuries yet to be.” Miller’s Leonidas is well aware that he is the impelling force behind the “grand tale.” But just how free are the people of Sparta? They may not be under foreign domination, but ninety percent of the people living in Sparta are effectively slaves. Spartan male citizens are forced to become part of the military machine. And how much freedom did those abandoned infants experience?

Wikipedia states, ” From the earliest days of the Spartan citizen, the claim on his life by the state was absolute and strictly enforced.” Isn’t this the kind of overbearing government, restricting individual freedom, that Miller presents as the enemy in Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, The Dark Knight Strikes Again (see “Comics in Context” #30-31, 34), Elektra: Assassin, Sin City, and the Martha Washington books?

Notice that right after Leonidas makes that speech about “the hearts of free men,” one of his subjects says, “We’re with you, sir, to the death,” and Leonidas replies, “I didn’t ask. Leave democracy to the Athenians, boy.” So much for liberty.

I shouldn’t go further without dealing with some unfinished business. I never did complete my discussion of the neo-noir movie Frank Miller’s Sin City and the graphic novels on which it is based (see “Comics in Context” #78-79, 83), and I should at least wrap up the storyline about Marv, The Hard Goodbye. Perhaps it’s just as well that I waited, because some things I’ve written about in subsequent columns have added to my understanding of Sin City, and that in turn helps illuminate the meanings of 300.

In The Hard Goodbye the brutish Marv is trying to find out who is responsible for the murder of Goldie, the one woman he says ever showed him kindness, and to avenge her. (Actually, Marv’s mother, his female parole officer, and his fried Nancy the stripper all like him, too; what Marv, who is grotesquely ugly, means is that Goldie is the only one who would have sex with him.) I left off just before Goldie seemingly returns from the dead to try to kill Marv, repeatedly hitting him with her car.

This isn’t Goldie resurrected, but her twin sister Wendy, who soon finds out that Marv didn’t kill Goldie and becomes his ally. It was clever of Miller to introduce Wendy, because she serves several important purposes. First, when she first appears, and is trying to kill Marv, she represents Marv’s own sense of guilt over Goldie’s death. When he discovered she was dead, he blamed himself for having lain there obliviously drunk and asleep next to her when the murderer struck. The male protagonists of the Sin City movie are driven by a kind of chivalry: they regard it as their duty to protect women, even though the women in some cases are quite capable of defending themselves. It’s possible that in beating up, torturing and killing various antagonists in his quest to avenge Goldie’s murder, Marv is displacing his own sense of guilt onto the various members of this conspiracy. In punishing them, he feels less guilty. Then again, perhaps his sense of guilt is on reason why it’s appropriate that Marv ends up in the electric chair: he subconsciously may feel that he must be punished, too.

Second, Wendy’s role in the story underlines the extent to which Marv’s Goldie is not so much the real person as a figment of his imagination. At first Marv thinks that Wendy is Goldie, and even after he learns the truth, he continues to confuse one for the other. In a sense Wendy is no more Marv’s Goldie than the real Goldie was. The Goldie he is in love with, whom he seeks to avenge, is his image of the ideal woman, which he projects onto the real Goldie. Even as he learns Goldie’s true motivations, and that she wasn’t in love with him, he keeps saying that it doesn’t matter: he is still loyal to the death to his idealized conception of Goldie, and he won’t let facts get in the way.

When Wendy visits Marv on death row just before his execution, he thinks again that she is Goldie. And at this point, symbolically she is: Wendy is expressing the gratitude to Marv that presumably Goldie would have felt had she lived.

Recently watching the Sin City movie again on television, I connected it with my long commentary on Dr. Peter Coogan’s book Superhero: The Secret Origin of a Genre (see “Comics in Context” #162-166). (See, I warned you that this book would keep popping up in my column.) Coogan pointed out that superhero stories fit into the literary mode that the late Northrop Frye designated in his book, Anatomy of Criticism, as “romance.” By that term Frye meant a story of extraordinary adventure in which the protagonist is “superior in degree to other men and to his environment,” but is still a human being, who “moves in a world in which the ordinary laws of nature are slightly suspended.”

This explains some of the improbable things in Miller’s Sin City comics, which seem even more improbable on the movie screen. Wendy repeatedly hits Marv with her car, yet he suffers no serious injury, and is barely slowed down. Ultimately Marv is sentenced to the electric chair, but not only survives the first electrocution, but is able to mock his captors: it takes two to kill him.

But if you perceive Marv as a hero of “romance” who is somehow “superior in degree to other men” and the world around him, and who exists in a world “in which the ordinary laws of nature are slightly suspended,” it makes sense. Sin City sends mixed signals, since the setting, the urban underworld, is what Frye would consider a “low mimetic” milieu, in which we would not expect blatant elements of fantasy. Nor do we expect the characters of film noir to be stronger or more resistant to injury than normal people. But although Marv is not a character in the superhero genre, he is to some degree superhuman, and in my earlier review I compared him to the Hulk, both physically and temperamentally.

Since Sin City is a Frye-style romance, that also explains the odd science-fiction element: in That Yellow Bastard Hartigan shoots off Roark, Junior’s hand and genitals, but unusual treatments somehow enable him to grow them back! This may also explain certain characters’ resistance to bullets. Hartigan can sever Roark Junior’s hand and genitals with a single gunshot apiece, yet in the same scene Hartigan is shot repeatedly, without losing any body parts, and, despite his heart trouble, manages to survive. This is why the serial killer in The Hard Goodbye, who looks like an ordinary preppie, displays strength, agility and speed on the verge of impossibility.

There are also elements of Frye-style romance in 300, especially the movie. As I reported in this column, at last year’s San Diego Con, Miller “pointed out that sometimes Snyder changed the speed of the cameras to make the Spartans look “˜superhuman’ during the fighting” (see “Comics in Context” #146). In the movie one of the principal Spartans is impaled by a spear and nonetheless manages to keep on slaying enemies until he finally dies: he too is “superhuman.”

In that Robin Hood episode I mentioned, Much does not want his master, Robin, to lower himself to the moral level of the bad guys by torturing Gisborne. In The Hard Goodbye Marv not only kills people but tortures antagonists in the course of his quest for vengeance. Marv even cuts off the arms and legs of the cannibalistic serial killer in Hard Goodbye and lets a dog eat him. Hartigan tears off the Yellow Bastard’s new genitals with his bare hand and then kills the Bastard by beating his head to a literal pulp. However awful their antagonists’ actions, surely Marv and Hartigan have gone beyond the bounds of moral justification in taking their revenge.

Marv ends up being killed in the electric chair, and Hartigan commits suicide. I wondered whether Miller gave them these fates as an acknowledgment that Marv and Hartigan had each gone too far, and had to suffer punishment themselves. They were both like the classic hero whose violence ensures the safety of society, but for that very reason cannot be a part of it: that’s why Alan Moore’s V effectively commits suicide, leaving Evey to guide a new, freer British society.

Is this the subtext of Miller’s 300? Are we meant to be horrified by the Spartans’ militaristic society? Are they sacrificing themselves, like V, in order to assure the rise of a better world, of which they could never be part? Does Miller mean us to deconstruct 300 in this way? Or does he mean for us to accept his heroic portrait of the Spartans at face value, warts and all, offering no moral condemnation of those warts? Are we meant to excuse Marv’s and Hartigan’s violent excesses, as well? We shall look into this further in the near future.

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Copyright 2007 Peter Sanderson

April 26, 2007

Trailer Park: Jamie Kennedy: Man, Myth, Examinator of Societial Underbelly

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By Christopher Stipp

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One of the nicest things I am able to do as a person who has a weekly column devoted to trailers is expose you all out there in the cyberiffic ephemera to some of the best and worst in movie advertising.

This week’s column is unique in that I have two trailers to give you that gives you two different opinions on the phenomena that is Jamie Kennedy.

On the one hand I am not in any way a fan of The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. I saw the program as a shallow attempt to blend his style of comedy, his need to dress up and portray a gaggle of imaginary characters and set it all against a Candid Camera-like backdrop. I didn’t find it amusing. I didn’t see anything particularly brilliant about his humor and the roles he chose in mainstream film only really solidified the theory that he was, essentially, a vanilla alternative to Jim Carrey.

From there it was a roller coaster of film choices that swung back and forth from good to downright terrible. For every ROMEO + JULIET (he was absolutely fabulous) there was a MALIBU’S MOST WANTED waiting right around the corner. It was unfathomable to me that the guy could do great great work but then make a choice like SON OF THE MASK and it just makes you scratch your head and wonder just what is going on in that man’s mind. He’s obviously not above doing some projects because they have a modicum of ridiculousness in them or even above doing something that’s obviously terrible but the thing is, and here’s the rub, he’s hard to dismiss.

Kennedy has the kind of talent that eeks out every now and then but with a movie like KICKIN’ IT OLD SKOOL you just have to throw your hands up in the air and just forget everything you’ve ever thought, dismiss all the goodwill you’ve ever slid his way and just seethe with the kind of hate usually reserved for the sneaky bastards that steal food from the your company’s break room refrigerator, especially if the wife packed an extra pudding pop in your lunch.

The thing, though, is that the same weekend I saw SKOOL I also happened to catch his new documentary HECKLER and it blew my sensibilities away. The guy just rages with brilliance as he confronts the act of heckling and what it means to entertainers and public figures. You, honestly, can watch Kennedy sitting on a couch with a critic that has pummeled him, mercilessly, for his previous work that is, perhaps, worthy of such derision but it feels prickly when you see him confronting the critic and trying to make sense of the depth to which he was pushed asunder. It’s fascinating.

I’ll save the play-by-play for below but I’m curious what you think out there about Jamie Kennedy: Smart comedian or schizophrenic actor? I honestly believe the guy has to evoke some kind of reaction, one way or the other, from his audience so I welcome your thoughts on this or the trailers below.

But, before you do that, check out the extended Raiders video that’s used in Kennedy’s HECKLER trailer. I’m still laughing my ass off.

DIGGERS (2007)

Director: Katherine Dieckmann
Cast:
Ken Marino, Maura Tierney, Paul Rudd, Ron Eldard
Release: April 27, 2007
Synopsis:
A coming-of-age story about four working-class friends growing up in Long Island, New York, as clam diggers. Their fathers were clam diggers as well as their grandfathers before them.

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Prognosis: Positive. This movie is an odd duck but it’s for all the right reasons.

First, what many will probably notice about the film is that its release date, DVD release date, and the date on which it’s going to be available through your television is roughly only ten days between one another. BUBBLE, that see it and forget it film from Steven Soderbergh, kind of petered out to a slow-burn was due to its ambiguous and rather freakazoid premise as a film. Some saw that mass release on all formats as a bad portent for this kind of releasing but I would argue that the reason it didn’t do so well was because it wasn’t the kind of film you would want to rush out and buy, that you would want to rush, period, to see.

I’m not sure if this movie is The One, something that would really be a good test for how well it will do across all formats, but it’s got Paul Rudd and Maura Tierney and even Ken Marino, one of those quiet killers of comedy, who leads off the trailer with admonishing the use of the word “funeral” with his kids and, instead, couches the request to get his children interested in seeing a corpse as, “Want to see a dead body?” Huzzahs and excitement abound.

The fact that you have all this comedic talent behind the film and then, from Ken, we switch into Serious gear by setting things up ever briefly isn’t as jarring as it could be. You have the death of a patriarch but there is a sense, initially through casual talk between Rudd, Ken and Maura, that this all about capturing a moment. From the frank discussion about the truth of irony, funny, to the very real problems that this maritime family goes through after the one they depended on has left them is rather compelling.

Another reason that this trailer stands out from the pack is that there is a loaded cast that could do well in a movie like 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN or WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER but there’s hardly any of that here. This is a real examination of what a family goes through when the support system is gone: Ken has issues with his career, Rudd has problems with finding his place in life and Maura has problems with finding love.

None of this is funny.

However, we don’t really care because these people handle all these issues with their senses of humor and that’s what’s different about this production. Ken sums up what makes this an interesting experiment in whether anyone would buy, see or push a button on their remote to see this movie: his kid wants to see JAWS, Ken doesn’t think it would be a good thing, Ken goes on to explain away the ending with the kind of parental force that is at the same time funny and real.

I hope it’s not a failed experiment.

KICKIN’ IT OLD SKOOL (2007)

Director: Harvey Glazer
Cast: Jamie Kennedy, Miguel A. Nunez, Maria Menounos, Michael Rosenbaum, Bobby Lee
Release: April 27, 2007
Synopsis: In 1986, a freak break dancing accident put Justin Schumacher in a coma. Now, 20 years later, he (Jamie Kennedy) is waking up to a new world and discovering that the more things change, the more he’s stayed the same. With the girl of his dreams (Maria Menounos) engaged to marry his grade-school nemesis (Michael Rosenbaum), and his parents drowning in the debt of his medical costs, Justin must rally his former squad, bust a move, and win back the girl of his dreams.

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Prognosis: Wicked Negative. This your bush?

I think that Jamie Kennedy is amusing. I think he’s really done well for himself and has established a fairly solid history for what his legacy will be when he finally passes on. I just am of the belief, however, that his comedy is middle of the road and doesn’t really do anything to further what those have come before him have done to try and push the boundaries of what can be funny.

It’s not meant to be a slam against what he does because, all things being equal, he’s a solid 6.5 on a 10-point scale. He’s not breaking any new ground or cutting a path through a thicket of land no one’s ever seen before but when you look at this trailer that’s exactly the kind of thing you should be thinking by the time it’s over.

It’s like BIG meets 13 GOING ON 30. Not the greatest way to walk into a pitch meeting, it wouldn’t open my wallet, but someone did and the trailer plays Color-By-Numbers. The bland voiceover tells us everything we need to know about this movie by the time we hit the 15-second mark and kudos to them. I can’t really hold anything against the intro because it does a solid job with setting up his life, his love interest, the situation of him being in a coma for 20 years following a break dancing move and the fact that Christopher McDonald is just a solid supporting actor in comedies.

The problem, then, is the plot of this movie. Whereas you have trailers that try and snowball you into thinking they’re something that they’re not this movie actually puts itself out there and kind of reveals all the goods. From the go-to gag of exposing an ignoramus to the powers of Internet porn, to the dropping of any 80’s nostalgia (Star Search, He-Man, arcades, et al) in order to make the situational comedy more “gettable” by your average Gen Xer, the demo this movie is obviously and overtly aimed at.

From the preposterous setup that there just happens to be a dance-off that just happens to award lots of money and just happens to be close enough where two old rivals, played with about as much nuance as an atom bomb going off in the middle of Nagasaki. It’s lazy storytelling would be far worse to me if this trailer just didn’t succeed in doing everything that it needed to do in order to be effective.

See, it’s not my place to point out the effectiveness of Vivica A. Fox’s bitch slap that’s funnier than shit but, rather, it’s my duty to explain that, as a trailer, it did everything it needed to do. It’s hard to rail against something that I sure as hell won’t spend any scratch on, and would try my hardest to keep any others from doing so either, because this trailer doesn’t hide what it is. It’s pleased as piss to just put it on display and let people bask in its milquetoast mushiness.

If ever there was a trailer that exemplified a C+ student, you need not look any futher.

HECKLER (2007)

Director: Michael Addis
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Release: Coming Soon
Synopsis: HECKLER is a comedic feature documentary exploring the increasingly critical world we live in. After starring in a film that was critically bashed, Jamie Kennedy takes on hecklers and critics and ask some interesting questions of people such as George Lucas, Bill Maher, Mike Ditka, Rob Zombie, Howie Mandel and many more. This fast moving, hilarious documentary pulls no punches as you see an uncensored look at just how nasty and mean the fight is between those in the spotlight and those in the dark.

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Prognosis: Wildly Positive. I am, really, an old school comedy lover.

One of the best Kids in the Hall sketches has Bruce McCulloch and Mark McKinney as two of the most slimy, unscrupulous salesmen. They’re hawking a product called Poreef, a meat blend consisting of beef and pork, and are trying to unload it on a pack of easily sold sheep who are looking for a deal at their supermarket. One of the customers, an old woman, interrupts the sales pitch. Bruce, annoyed, fires back with, “Ma’am, do I come to your job and jump up and down at the end of the bed?” Realize, as well, that it took a moment the first time I heard it for me to understand that even though this was scripted sketch comedy it was still very funny.

As such, this is Jamie Kennedy’s bush right here. Make no mistake about the starkness of what this documentary deals with, the business of dealing with those who want to interject their own brand of humor to a working comedian’s office, and the trailer really impresses.

What’s so notable is that it opens up right in the middle of what the film is about with no context other than Jamie is making a documentary about something. The heckle that’s tossed out first is actually quite good, and one I’ve thought about Jamie for quite some time, only for him to soothingly take the heckler to task for his interruption.

We churn through a few comedians and their thoughts on the subject, Joe Rogan, who ought to win some kind of medal for this coup d’etat of massive proportions, steps in with a succinct appraisal of the situation, David Cross slips in with a quick comment but it’s really the heckle by a Raiders fan after a Texas Tech football game that’s interwoven between shots of Mike Ditka (?) and other comedians’ feelings on the matter that gets a laugh out of me.

Jamie is absolutely right to explore this social custom that seems to pervade many different avenues, not just stand-up comedy, but it’s the trailer’s frankness and inclusion of how Jamie himself deals with moments where lesser people might find themselves shaken off their game but, for him, it’s just another part of the career.

That’s where Michael Richards’ career-screeching screed comes in.

Things get a little spicier. A comedian is shown getting punched in the face by an audience member who rushes the stage. Dave Attell weighs in on why all comedians should retaliate against hecklers with violence of their own. Some guitar wielding comedian distributes some of his own brand of Whoop Ass to an unfortunate loudmouth and, again, Jamie switches gears.

The trailer contextualizes the final 1/3 of what we see here in that Jamie invites his critics into his movie to openly berate him about the roles he’s chosen to play and for them to be brutally honest about what they think of his work. It’s astonishing to watch if for no other reason than that anyone else, I would assume, in his position would just collect the paycheck and move right along. Some of these critics have real prickly things to say to his face. It’s great to watch simply for the thrill of seeing how this fits into his overall thrust of the film. And it does it seamlessly.

From other comedians to Jamie turning things back around on the critics he invited to share some screen time with him as they discuss the reviews they wrote about him this trailer easily has found a welcome spot in one of the best previews I’ve seen this year.

SEVERANCE (2007)

Director: Christopher Smith
Cast: Danny Dyer, Laura Harris, Tim McInnerny, Toby Stephens, Claudie Blakleye
Release: May 18, 2007
Synopsis: Working nine to five is a real killer, but teambuilding holidays can sometimes be even worse. A coach lurches out of the hustle and bustle of Budapest and heads towards the mountainous border. Aboard are seven employees of the international weapons manufacturer Palisade Defence, global suppliers of innovative weaponry for the past 75 war- torn years. The lucky group are being treated to a team-building weekend at the company’s newly built luxury spa lodge by their president, George Cinders.

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Prognosis: Positive. I didn’t know whether to laugh or be afraid, very afraid. And that’s kind of nice.

What makes SHAUN OF THE DEAD so interesting as a vehicle for film study is its blend of comedy and horror. Now, mind you, I wouldn’t say that SHAUN has the kind of horror blend that you would have seen in FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2, really the best one of the bunch, and that it’s more comedy than it is horror, but there was a real dedication on everyone’s part to not minimize either one of those blends.

That’s what I’m hoping is being done here.

For those who have ever been on a business retreat for those touchy-feely, granola chewing managerial types that think by stealing away for the weekend is any way for people to come closer together it is a nightmare of the oddest proportions. It kind of feels like you’re still “on the clock” but your attire and office scenery is just slightly askew; rather, it’s like a netherworld that denies you any sense of real comfort.

This trailer solidly blasts through the front gate and sets it all up for anyone who has never been on one of these business getaways some idea of what’s supposed to be done on them. Except, of course, you get the manager’s idea of what it’s to be but it’s the underlings who always try and find a way to undermine the entire experience. And that’s what you have here. The voiceover is a bit too Yankee for my liking, this after all an English film, and the choice of music for the background is quite discordant from what’s happening on the screen but you are, however, introduced to the colorful blend of co-workers on this trip. Keep your eye out for the Unexpected Perks guy. Lucky sod, he is.

Then Survival pops up on the screen.

Without so much as a warning we’re thrusted into this new world of kill or be killed. I was a bit confused, still am, about whether some people IN the company are out to kill each other or whether these are forest people just out to kill those AT the company. Regardless, and points are going to be deducted for having to make me think of what the right answer is, the flourish of a flame thrower, an RPG that goes rogue and a bus that flips onto its side after a wicked correction on the road is sweet enough to put me back in my place.

What follows from here is just a wetworks and attrition of the greatest degree. People seem to be devolving right in front of us, others are killing people in their shirts and neckties and, curiously enough, we aren’t allowed in on the secret of who provoked and is sustaining the campaign of death on these people.

Sometimes it’s better not knowing and in the case of this trailer it’s a lot like knowing when the company’s going under: not knowing when it’s coming can be a lot more entertaining.

Weekend Shopping Guide 4/27/07: Wright On

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:53 pm

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Fearing that his audience was aging in the 16 years since his last major comedy special and his only sporadic appearances on television, Steven Wright decide to rectify matters by filming a brand new spotlight performance featuring brand new material. That special is When The Leaves Blow Away (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP), and it proves definitively that he’s just as sharp – and just as funny – as we all knew him to be. In addition to the special itself, the DVD features an early career performance in Boston, and his 1999 short film One Soldier. Don’t be a stranger, Steven…

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Though shaky and still finding its footing, all of the goofball charm is present in the first season of The Drew Carey Show (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), which did for workplace comedy what Roseanne did for the family, in presenting office drudgery and the everyday workers as they were, and not Friends cast pretties. Long-awaited and finally here, the 4-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus a retrospective featurette and the “1-900-MIMI” spoof.

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I’m as giddy as an 80’s geek can be, because one of those seminal 80’s faves of mine has finally made it onto DVD. As a kid, I couldn’t get enough of Harry and The Hendersons (Universal, Rated PG, DVD-$14.98 SRP), that endearingly Amblin-esque Bigfoot flick starring John Lithgow as the patriarch of a family whose freak car accident adds the loveable “Harry” to the suburban Henderson clan. Bonus features include an audio commentary with director William Dear, deleted scenes, making-of featurettes, and the theatrical trailer.

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Past all of the awards season brouhaha and Helen Mirren’s fait accompli wins, it’s much easier to judge Stephen Frears’ The Queen (Miramax, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.99 SRP) on its own merits. And while not a glitzy affair, it’s a solid, enjoyable, well-constructed film with Mirren’s Elizabeth front-and-center. It’s certainly the most realistic, human portrait of the royal family to come down the pike since King Ralph (and yes, the latter part is a joke, people!). A great, great flick. Bonus materials include an audio commentary with Frears and writer Peter Morgan, a second audio commentary with British historian and royal expert Robert Lacey, and a making-of featurette.

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The BBC’s massive documentary series Blue Planet was a truly impressive, stunningly beautiful exploration of our natural world. Planet Earth (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP), however, easily trumps it. Spanning every continent and natural environment, it truly is the definition of jaw-dropping. From the summit of Everest to the open ocean, it’s… well, it’s incredible. I can’t get the scene of a great white shark literally jumping out of the water to seize prey out of my eye. This is also the first release to come along that I think truly merits purchase on either HD-DVD ($99.98 SRP) or Blu-Ray ($99.98 SRP), as it was shot entirely in HD, and the already mind-blowing visuals positively pop off your screen. Really, if stores were smart and wanted to move HD-Players, they’d put this series on a loop. Bonus features include over 90 minutes of behind-the-scenes footage, plus a 150-minute documentary that explores the possible future of the planet.

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Check another one off the list, as the clamoring of fans can finally be quelled with the release of the complete first season of The Odd Couple (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$38.99 SRP). As if the 24 episodes themselves weren’t enough, Paramount has treated us to a feature-laden 5-disc set, packed with audio commentaries on select episodes, audio intros from Garry Marshall, Tony Randall & Jack Klugman appearances on The Mike Douglas Show, original promos, Jack Klugman’s home videos and 1971 Emmy award win, Tony & Jack onstage in their 1993 production of the original play, and even a gag reel. Kudos to Par for a great set – and for setting the bar for season two so high!

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It has no aspirations to greatness or awards, and that’s probably why Night At The Museum (Fox, Rated PG, DVD-$34.98 SRP) is so much popcorn fun, as it wears it fun “night at the movies” vibe on its sleeve. The plot, in a nutshell, revolves around a newly-hired museum security guard (Ben Stiller) who finds out that the cryptic statements made by the two old-timers (Dick Van Dyke & Mickey Rooney) are that the various exhibits of the museum he’s to be guarding come to life every night. The 2-disc special edition features a pair of audio commentary (of note is the writers’ commentary, featuring Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant), behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted scenes, Comedy Central’s Reel Comedy special, bloopers, and more.

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While the complete season sets of the show remain frustratingly available only as website exclusives (what’s up with that?), Mythbusters fans can at least get a small taste of the show via Mythbusters: Mega Movie Myths (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP), which features 84 minutes of compiled segments that dealt with various – well, movie myths. Sadly, there’s not a single bonus feature in sight. Now, where are my season sets?

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It’s easy to just call Adult Swim’s Moral Orel (Warner Bros., Not Rated, $29.98 SRP) a riff on the sanctimonious religious storytelling of that stop-motion “classic” Davey & Goliath, but that would be as limiting as calling the brilliant Venture Bros. a Jonny Quest parody. Moral Orel is actually a very pointed, often very funny riff on the thinking behind a show like D & G. If you don’t believe me, check out the 15 episodes features in this 2-disc first volume, which also contains deleted scenes, the original intro, promos/bumps, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and the (very) awkward San Diego Comic-Con panel (with commentary from both Orel‘s Dino Stamatopoulos and the objects of his drunken desire, Venture Bros.‘ Jackson Publick & Doc Hammer).

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After viewing the watered-down borefest that was the sitcom adaptation of his life (the quickly-cancelled Kitchen Confidential), it’s certainly welcome to view the original article in Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP). The 4-disc set features all 8 globe-trotting episodes that find the hedonistic, iconoclastic chef partaking of culinary delights and oddities in all 4 corners.

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It was only a matter of time before we got a James Cagney: Signature Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), and while it’s not the absolute cream of the crop, it’s certainly a catalogue clutch worth snagging on DVD (particularly as Warners has loaded them down with their always-delightful bag of goodies). In addition to the 5 films – The Bride Came C.O.D., Captains Of The Clouds, The Fighting 69th, Torrid Zone, and The West Point Story – each flick features a complement of “Warner Night At the Movies” extras, including cartoons, newsreels, short subjects, trailers, and more.

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As we quickly approach Memorial Day – and the war in Iraq grinds on – a film like Overlord (Criterion, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP) is quite a powerful think. Utilizing actual archival war footage interwoven into the tale of a 20-year-old’s journey from boot camp to the front line is a shocking testimony to the brutality – and capricious violence – of war, and manages to succeed where Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket fell flat, in the depiction of the war itself. By all means, snap this up and see for yourself. Bonus features include an audio commentary with director Stuart Cooper and actor Brian Stirner, a featurette on the archival war footage, a British film tribute to wartime cameramen, a 1941 British Ministry of Information propaganda film, a photo essay, actual D-Day soldier journals read by Cooper, and the theatrical trailer.

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The release of the series proper may have ended, but Universal is now releasing the specials I remember with fondness with the Columbo Mystery Movie Collection: 1989 (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), featuring the 5 made-for-TV-movies produced for the 1989 season.

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Having the complete first season of WKRP In Cincinnati (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is a bit of a mixed blessing. Though it’s definitely one of the most requested titles to hit DVD, it’s also one whose release has been held up over the years by the thorny subject of what to do with the massive music clearance issues the show presents, as many of the scenes were scored with some legendary rock and pop songs. What they decided to do in this 3-disc, 22 episode set is a not-too-terribly good compromise, as nearly all of those songs have been removed and replaced either with needle-drop or cheaper tunes – although in some egregious cases, actual scene edits have been made to accommodate the loss of a song, so this is far from an uncut release as fans remember it. Sadly, Fox didn’t want to bite the bullet and get the necessary clearances that would have made the fans happy – a course of action taken by Shout! For Freaks & Geeks and Universal for Miami Vice. It’s a shame, really, because the show deserved better treatment. Bonus features includes an audio commentary on the legendary “Turkeys Away” episode, and a newly-produced cast interviews featurette.

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Satiate yourself with a massive Renoir fix via the Jean Renoir: Collector’s Edition (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), a 3-disc set featuring 7 of the director’s films – Whirlpool of Fate, Nana, Charleston Parade, The Little Match Girl, La Marseillaise, The Doctor’s Horrible Experiment, and The Elusive Corporal. Bonus features include a brand new documentary on Renoir.

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As manipulative, mushy, and cute as it is, there’s something loveably endearing about Ron Howard’s portrait of child-rearing on the late 20th century, Parenthood (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which features a brand-new transfer, a newly-produced retrospective featurette, a featurette on the casting, and a conversation with composer Randy Newman.

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It was only a matter of time before today’s digital technology would produce a series like Dogfights (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP), which takes the viewer inside the cockpit of fighter planes in some of the most intense aerial battles in World War II, Vietnam, North Korea, and more, including testimonials from the pilots themselves. The 4-disc first season set features all 11 episodes, plus the feature-length pilot and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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If you’ve really got a hole burning in your pocket and want to load up on some rarely-seen catalogue titles, Fox has raided the vaults for a ton of formerly dusty titles, many of them war classics. The list? Robert Mitchum in Man In The Middle, The Purple Heart, Tonight We Raid Calais, and Fixed Bayonets! (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP each). From their “Studio Classics” line comes Vivien Leigh & Ralph Richardson in Anna Karenina, a disc featuring both the 1935 & 1952 versions of Les Miserables, and Orson Welles in Jane Eyre (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). Some of the titles (particularly the “Studio Classics”) even get audio commentaries, featurettes, still galleries, and the original theatrical trailers.

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Not to be outdone, MGM has also unleashed a clutch of vault titles, most of which are eagerly-anticipated genre flicks, including The Chocolate War, Pulp, True Confessions, Thieves Like Us, China Doll, and Von Richtofen and Brown (MGM/UA, Various, DVD-$14.98 SRP each).

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You can’t get very much more dysfunctional than the Gallagher family. Abandoned years ago by their mother, this Mancunian clan of 6 was left to be raised by their not-terribly-affectionate (and sometimes abusive) father. The real guardian of the family is eldest sister Fiona, and she tries desperately to keep the family together in the oddball dramedy Shameless (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), the first season of which is now available. The 2-disc set features all 7 episodes, plus a cast featurette and an interview with creator Paul Abbott.

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You know, you just never can predict things in life… like mentioning that the official cast album for Evil Dead: The Musical (Time Life, $18.98 SRP) is now available for your listening pleasure. It’s just as odd and secretly wonderful as you’d hope.

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Love him or hate him, Al Franken has turned from one of the country’s most prolific and satirical comedic writers and speakers into a political force to be reckoned with, who now has his sights aimed at the senate seat of his native Minnesota. The folks behind the documentary The War Room turned their camera on Franken for Al Franken: God Spoke (Docurama, Not Rated, DVD-$26.95 SRP), a candid, biting, and thoroughly engaging portrait of a preeminent satirical voice in today’s political field. Bonus features include deleted scenes and the original theatrical trailer.

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It came and went at the box office, but there’s nothing like cracking out the popcorn and pop for the teaming of Jerry Bruckheimer, Tony Scott, and Denzel Washington in the exciting but otherwise forgettable action romp Déjà vu (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, DVD-$24.99 SRP). Pulled off the case of a horrific New Orleans ferry explosion, Federal agent Doug Carlin (Washington) is taken to a secret government location and introduced to an amazing time-shifting surveillance device, ostensibly to prevent crime. Yeah, that’s all well and good, but we all know he’ll use it for that whole ferry thing. Bonus features include behind-the-scenes featurettes and deleted/extended scenes.

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In the age of DVD, even a series cancelled halfway through its first season is virtually guaranteed a DVD release, and such is the case with NBC’s serial drama Kidnapped (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP), which faced the axe after only 13 episodes. For the sake of the storyline, they were notified of the end in enough time to make sure there was a resolution to its tale of the wealthy Cain family’s kidnapped son. In addition to all 13 episodes, the 3-disc set also features a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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If the theme song doesn’t conjure up memories, then the presence of everyone’s favorite uncomfortably over-present building superintendent Schneider is sure to evoke warm memories about another of Norman Lear’s 70’s hits, One Day At A Time (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP). The 2-disc first season set features all 15 episodes from the premiere season, full of all the Bonnie Franklin hilarity.

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I am by no means a fan of any kind of sports, but I’ve always had a warm place I my heart for the New York Yankees, even if I could care less about the sport itself. That warm place in my heart – and the fact that the set focuses on the year I was born – is more than enough to make me interested in checking out the nicely comprehensive 1977 World Series: New York Yankees (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$69.95 SRP). As with the previous releases in this series, the 7-disc box set features all 6 games in their entirety, plus a bonus 7th disc and tons of bonus features.

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The preeminent documentary film festival returns with its 5th volume of short subjects. Full Frame Documentary Film Festival: Volume 5 (Docurama, Not Rated, DVD-$26.95 SRP) features another half-dozen of the festival’s best, and are definitely worth a viewing.

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I do believe that it was during the shooting of the cross-country Dunn & Vito’s Rock Tour (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP) – featuring Bam Margera’s frequent accomplice and foil – that the now-infamous arrest of Don Vito occurred. Viewing the road trip featured on the disc, it’s no surprise that this rolling train wreck would eventually have something happen.

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Though a point of some embarrassment, I admit that I enjoyed many a Gallagher special during my impressionable childhood, delighting in both the wordplay & observational part of his act, as well as the inevitable sledge-o-matic melee. If you remember the whole melon thing, than you might want to check out Tropic of Gallagher (SRO, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP), a purportedly “lost” special featuring everything you’d expect.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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QSE News: 4/27/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:52 pm

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgCrooner/Thespian Snoop Dogg has been denied entry into Australia due to his extensive criminal record. Earlier this year Dogg was not allowed a visa to perform in England. To protest the Australian government’s refusal to allow him into the country, Dogg says he will not “smoke anything from that country until they let me in.” Australian agricultural exports, especially the crop known as “Down Under Wonder Bud,” are expected to take a major hit.
  • Fox has announced that they have pulled the mid-season drama Drive after only two episodes. Drive, a rip off of the hit film Smokey and the Bandit 3, never seemed to click with an audience. To fill the show’s time slot, Fox has ordered another show that it will cancel after only a few airings.
  • Filming on the Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight, had to be halted on Tuesday when a fire broke out on roof of the building the crew was using. The fire only prevented filming for a few hours, and when it was cleaned up, production resumed. Investigators are looking into what caused the blaze but claim that reports of Richard Simmons being sighted on the roof are “completely false.”
  • Geek God, David Goyer, has signed on to helm a film based on the popular X-Men villain Magneto. The film will tell the back story of Magneto as well as his relationship with Charles Xavier. Goyer has promised the film will delve into the attraction between Magento’s [EXPLETIVE DELETED] and Charles Xavier’s [EXPLETIVE DELETED].

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/27/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:52 pm

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Comedy, thy name is Batman: Defenders of the Night(Thingamabob)
  • The late, lamented Dinner For Five, hosted by Kevin Smith, and featuring guests Jason Lee, Stan Lee, Mark Hamill and JJ Abrams(Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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Interview: Edgar Wright

Filed under: Interviews — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:41 am

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-by Ken Plume

wright-01.jpgAfter directing a string of groundbreaking UK TV series (including the beloved comedy Spaced), Edgar Wright – along with co-writer and star Simon Pegg – hit the big screen with the even more beloved Shaun of the Dead.

Their latest is the genre-bending cop flick (and Shaun of the Dead follow-up) Hot Fuzz, currently in theaters.

Co-written and directed by Wright, it stars Pegg as a London cop banished to the hinterlands by jealous colleagues, who’s then teamed with a witless partner (Frost) before stumbling on a series of suspicious events that uncover the dark underbelly of the seemingly bucolic village.

We had a chance to chat wth Wright as literally the last official interview of the Hot Fuzz press rounds…

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KP: I guess the question that everyone’s asking you – and I should probably start out with – is, what was it like to work with Bill Bailey?

WRIGHT: (laughs) Well, I worked with Bill Bailey before. Bill was in Spaced, and I also did his show back in the late 90’s, Is It Bill Bailey?

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WRIGHT: That’s right. And Simon Pegg was in it, and I directed all of it. It was a lot of fun. One of the sketches in Is It Bill Bailey? is kind of almost like a very similar character to Nicholas Angel, actually. It was about a baggage handler. I don’t know if you’ve seen that. You can actually see it on You Tube, if you look up “Bill Bailey baggage handler sketch.” It’s the spark of inspiration for Nicholas Angel, in that he’s the most dedicated baggage handler of all time.

KP: Now I have to go back and re-watch that sketch. I can’t get the one of Bill as the warlock applying for his unemployment check out of my mind…

WRIGHT: Oh yeah, that’s right.

KP: It’s hard not to notice – and I don’t mean this in a negative way – just how incestuous the British comedy community is…

WRIGHT: Well, to be honest that’s more sort of like a practical aspect of it, in terms of, as you might imagine, it being a smaller country and a smaller industry, there’s only a finite amount of absolutely world class comic actors, and all you do is gravitate towards the best people and the people you want to work with. We’ve been very lucky, between Spaced and Shaun and Hot Fuzz, to work with some of the best. There are still people that we haven’t worked with, but it usually comes down to you’ve got these brilliant comic actors… Spaced, we only did two seasons of – fourteen episodes – and when you’re writing parts you tend to think, “Oh, you know who’d be brilliant playing this? Bill Bailey.” And of course he is brilliant. So why should there not be a reason to cast him? Why wouldn’t you want to work with the best comic actors around?

KP: So when you’re saying “people you haven’t worked with,” does that mean you still get phone calls from Jimmy Carr?

WRIGHT: (laughs) I know Jimmy Carr, actually, and he is just starting to break out into doing acting, so he’s only done a couple of films. But out here he’s a very famous stand-up.

KP: Well, obviously his part in Confetti must have been an audition for you guys…

WRIGHT: I haven’t seen Confetti, actually. (laughs)

KP: You know Jimmy’s going to be heartbroken.

WRIGHT: I’ve been busy. I’ve been making the film.

KP: In writing the film, do you – in the process of writing – go, “This is a part we’re really looking at Bill for,” or, “so-and-so would be great for that role…”?

WRIGHT: In that particular case, yeah, we kind of wrote it with him in mind.

KP: When you’re writing the films, what is your pie in the sky sort of, “God, we wish we could get so-and-so for this part…”?

WRIGHT: Well, I think we have quite a number of those in Hot Fuzz. People like Timothy Dalton, Jim Broadbent, Bill Bailey… people who were our dream cast, actually.

KP: Did you write with Dalton in mind, or you had that character type in mind and Dalton just fell into place?

WRIGHT: I think in the case of Timothy we actually had that character type in mind and then later it occurred to us that we should go after Timothy. So, in that case, it didn’t happen straight away but we had it written in notes “a Timothy Dalton type.”

KP: Has anyone that you’ve really been chasing turned you down flat?

WRIGHT: Yeah, that’s happened a couple of times, but I think it’s bad mojo to mention them by name.

KP: Yeah, that bastard Jonathan Ross. I did want to ask you, having watched the film, were you intending to make a British version of Batman?

WRIGHT: Of Batman?

KP: Of Batman, yes.

WRIGHT: Why do you think it’s like Batman?

KP: It wasn’t until about the 20 minute mark when it started clicking in with me, when I thought, if you were to make a British version of Batman and have that driven character type, he most likely would be a British police officer – because vigilantism isn’t huge in the British mindset. And you introduce Robin in Nick’s character, who grounds Angel. You have the aversion to handguns. To the point where, does he every actually kill somebody?

WRIGHT: No, he doesn’t do that. And that actually is interesting, Simon used that analogy when we were talking about, you know, that Nicholas Angel is such a great cop and such a great shot, and nobody actually dies by gunfire in the film. He kind of takes them out, he disarms them. That’s an interesting analogy.

KP: One that you’re not wholly sold on, I can tell.

WRIGHT: The thing is Nicholas Angel is not a vigilante. In other words, he doesn’t have a secret identity. So, for me, that’s where it slightly falls down.

KP: Right. But like I said, it would be the British version of how you would pull off a character like Batman. I’m going to die with this.

WRIGHT: I’m not one to dismiss a metaphor or anything. I love the idea of it.

KP: It was either that or I was going to say really the two of them, Simon and Nick, are Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear.

WRIGHT: (laughs) Well, they mention Kermit the Frog in the film.

KP: Which they do, but never the Fozzie Bear analogy.

WRIGHT: Well he would be Fozzie, and Kermit is who Simon wanted to be when he was a kid.

KP: Well, I hear you’re doing a road picture next…

WRIGHT: That’s something that Simon and Nick are writing… I’m not involved in that.

KP: Yet…

WRIGHT: Well, they’re writing it. I’m not writing that one. I might come on board as an executive producer, but we shall see.

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WRIGHT: Yeah…

KP: I can’t think – outside of the Bond franchise – of any real 2:35, cinemascope British films.

WRIGHT: Well, no. We made a really concerted effort, and we did that with Shaun of the Dead as well. With Shaun of the Dead, having done TV, I really wanted it to look cinematic and I think what’s interesting is that 2:35 is great for action, but it’s also good for comedy as well, because most of your shots end up being two shots – essentially Simon and Nick – and that really works for the comedy. In the case of Shaun, it kind of worked that it had a similar ratio to John Carpenter films. And in Hot Fuzz, we’re kind of making like a prolonged Tony Scott, epic so it worked for that as well. You’re one of the first people who’s actually spotted that, and I appreciate that.

KP: Well, I appreciate you guys doing it. Why do you think that, traditionally, British films have shied away from that sort of grand vista approach to telling a story?

WRIGHT: Well, I think – for the most part – a lot of British films are maybe more concerned with realism. That might be it. That’s a very sweeping generalization, but I would say that’s one of the aspects.

KP: It seems to me that even in comedy, even looking at high and lowbrow comedy – from Ealing to the Carry On films – that British comedy always struck me as being very insular. Even the Carry On films are almost like an in joke for a British audience.

WRIGHT: I think when the Carry On films were made, I think they were making them mostly for the Brits, but the Carry On films were hits in Europe as well. It’s only really in the US that they didn’t really take off. But in Europe, and especially in Australia, the Carry On films were huge.

KP: You’ve made statements about breaking the mold in the past, as far as what a British film could accomplish, and that British film traditionally was largely uninterested in being a hit overseas…

WRIGHT: I don’t think that was necessarily the case with Ealing, but it was when the more recent comedy films have been spinoffs of TV shows that maybe people haven’t seen. What we tried to do with Shaun of the Dead is just kind of start from scratch so anybody could enjoy it and didn’t have to have previous knowledge of previous work.

KP: The one thing I’ve enjoyed about both Shaun and Hot Fuzz is that it’s not just a series of gags strung together. That it does make a point that there is a story, there are solid characters here…

WRIGHT: Yes.

KP: … and the comedy happens naturally within the world you’ve created.

WRIGHT: Yeah. I think that’s very true and hopefully that’s what makes them not spoofs, really, is that they do have a story and characters and the comedy comes out of the characters in the situation rather than just being… I think probably one of the things that people misrepresent Shaun and Hot Fuzz as the most is that they’re spoofs and every scene is from something else – which isn’t really the case. There are nods to things, but the idea is that it comes out of a character structure and characters and friendship. Shaun of the Dead is all about Shaun’s different relations, and in Hot Fuzz the buddy aspect of it is like two kind of disparate people kind of completing each other.

KP: I thought the wink and the nudge isn’t there. In American comedy, it’s all been about it being a pop culture thing. It’s like, “Oh look, you should know what this is, and aren’t we clever for putting it in,” whereas in Shaun and Hot Fuzz, it’s more that it’s in a natural situation in a world in which pop culture exists, and the characters are just going to go, “Oh, that was just like that movie,” and actually reference the fact that “we’re acknowledging the fact that this stuff exists within this world.” Which I think makes the characters much more real than if they were being, again, sly and pop culture savvy in a wink and a nudge kind of way.

WRIGHT: Right.

KP: If that made any sense whatsoever.

WRIGHT: Yeah, I know what you mean.

KP: What was the tougher nut to crack, story wise? Was it Shaun or Hot Fuzz?

WRIGHT: I think probably Hot Fuzz is tougher, because I think that we were working slightly outside our comfort zone in terms of… like, with Spaced and Shaun of the Dead, we were essentially writing about people we knew and experiences that we had – but neither Simon nor I have been police officers, so we had to do a lot of research… and it wasn’t just watching our favorite cop films, but it was basically interviewing police officers and doing a lot of genuine research.

KP: Were you basically looking for strict procedural information when you were doing that, or were you also accumulating anedcotes?

WRIGHT: It’s everything, actually. The greatest thing about it… doing practical research is fantastic, because you just kind of get a sense of people’s characters, and there are elements of a Nicholas Angel and a Danny and Frank Butterman, and some of the other people that we met are based on people, interview subjects that we had. Even though we had an idea for the characters already, when you meet people who are the real people – like you meet an officer who has moved from east London to the country and the difficulties that he had in terms of adapting to a rural life – we already had the idea for the story, but then you actually seek out people who’ve done exactly that. And you just get great information and detail from them. So writing characters and anecdotes, there are several bits in the film that are kind of inspired by real anecdotes. The escaped swan sequence…. The idea of people having to buy cakes as punishment…. The idea of using a local policeman as a translator… that all came from real anecdotes.

KP: One of the other fascinating things – from an American perspective – is to view this sort of action film, and particularly the police force, in a non-gun culture.

WRIGHT: Well, this is the thing, it’s a sort of… and that’s why there haven’t been any British cop films, is because basically the British police are lacking that basic filmic requirement of having a gun. That’s why there have been no British cop films.

KP: But they’re remarkable runners and throwers.

WRIGHT: Yes, exactly. Though that’s not necessarily the case in real life.

KP: Was there any point where Simon was just sick of running?

WRIGHT: No, he really got into shape for it.

KP: When you’re visually trying to conceive of how exactly to pull of and ratchet up the action of a piece like this, knowing that you’re handicapped by not having something visual like a gun, and the ability to use that as either an action piece or a way to end a scene – how do you, in the writing, get around that? What were the discussions that you and Simon would have about, “Okay, well, how are we going to pull this off?”

WRIGHT: I think this is the idea. It’s kind of like with Shaun, but Shaun with budget and time constraints. Part of me always wished the action at the end went a little bit further in Shaun of the Dead. And with Hot Fuzz, I mean, we had double the budget – which is still incredibly modest by Hollywood action budgets, but we really tried to push the boat out as much as we could so the final act goes completely over the top.

KP: In doing that and cutting loose, did you ever find yourself checking how far you let it go, or was it always “What else can we throw in here?”

WRIGHT: Well, I think we just wanted the entire thing to reach a climax and every loose end be tied up. The idea of the climax of the film is – it’s almost like a sort of Russian doll ending in terms of like each set piece kind of comes out of the next and each one gets smaller and smaller to the point – not to give to much away – but the location of the final fight is almost like a scale gag in itself.

KP: A wonderful telescoping effect…

WRIGHT: Absolutely. That’s exactly it. And even, it could be said, like a video game structure. One of the ideas – like, there is even a line when Simon says, “You guys stay here. We’re going after the big boss…” referring to the end of level boss that you have in video games. And obviously video games are mostly based on action films and the idea of like… we really wanted tick every box of having every single action cliché – of every bonus ending and surprise baddy and hostage standoff – that you could possibly have. We really tried to go all-out on that.

KP: I enjoy the fact that it still has quite a British rationale for the criminal motivations of the piece…

WRIGHT: Yeah.

KP: How far off base do you believe the commentary is on that sort of “Little Britain” type of thinking?

WRIGHT: I think even though the film gets quite ridiculous, that a lot of it is based on truth and some stuff that’s quite close to home. You do have that sort of little England sort of mentality of people kind of more interested in a surface gloss than what’s necessarily deep rooted problems. And that probably is quite a universal aspect – kind of people are more worried about graffiti then they are about what goes on behind closed doors, because graffiti is visible to everybody. There are definitely satirical aspects within the film, and the idea that the film can’t truly be slam bang unless it does have a load of guns in it. So there’s lots of aspects to it, in that respect.

KP: I guess you’re also commenting on how outsize and over the top these films are, as you say, by ending up in a tiny version of the world they’re inhabiting.

WRIGHT: Yeah. It’s like a big scale gag.

KP: And you got to do your Godzilla picture.

WRIGHT: In a roundabout way, yeah. I think that idea came… I’m trying to remember when that idea came around, but I think as soon as that came up, as a model village idea, it was, “Wow. That’s the way to end the film.”

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KP: How would you describe the conceptualization process, and Simon as a working partner?

WRIGHT: We do write everything together. I think because I’m directing and we’re writing, I don’t really go into a great detail on the visuals in the screenplay, because I don’t need to communicate it to anybody. If I was a screenwriter and it’s been given to a director and I have strong ideas, I try and write them in – but because I’m going to be doing the storyboards, that’s where I can communicate that information. That’s where I’d put that information, really. So if you read the script for Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead, they don’t really give a great indication of what the visuals are going to be like.

KP: When you talk about writing together, is the process the two of you in a room? Or do you go off and write separately and then meet back together…

WRIGHT: In a room thing, opposite each other.

KP: Are you generally on the same page, or do you guys go back and forth often?

WRIGHT: Pretty much. We literally sit opposite each other and just kind of hammer it out. You always have disagreements about everything, but then I think the best way to approach writing is to be completely honest with each other all the time. You never worry about hurting somebody’s feelings. You just be honest the whole time.

KP: In the two films, what would you say was the biggest point of contention you two have had over a story or character point?

WRIGHT: I can’t really think of anything, particularly. Nothing that springs to mind. And even if there was, I probably wouldn’t tell you! (laughs)

KP: I’ll bet Simon would.

WRIGHT: No, I don’t think he would… (laughs)

KP: How fluid, when you actually get on set, is what you’ve written?

WRIGHT: Well, what we do is we write the screenplay, and then we rehearse it with the actors. Firstly with Nick Frost, and then with the whole cast, and basically any good new ideas of improvisation that come out of that we then put in the script.

KP: Who would be the person, besides your core group, who surprised you the most on the day?

WRIGHT: Well, you’ve been in rehearsal, so you kind of know what people are going to do. Has anybody surprised me the most? Usually in that sense it’s kind of tiny parts, because they’re people that you haven’t rehearsed with maybe, like… um… which is very few. There’s only a few people in the whole film that I didn’t rehearse with. Like maybe our mystery, Oscar-winning cameo, for instance. Or the guy, actually, who plays the gas station clerk.

KP: Can you ever envision doing a film without that rehearsal process?

WRIGHT: It would not be a good idea, because I think it’s quite crucial for the… especially if it’s a comedy. If it was an action film it’d be different. If it’s a comedy, I think it’s a really good thing to make sure you rehearse, because you can work out a lot of stuff. If you’re doing it as a drama or a horror film or an action film, you might not need to rehearse.

KP: There’s been an aspect of, after Shaun was a hit outside the UK as well, particularly in the US, that a lot of people were going, “Well, now certainly you have control of the world and everything’s your oyster…”, and both you and Simon were always quick to deflate that by saying, “Well, you know, it did well in the US, but it was not a 400 million dollar blockbuster.” That there was this perception that all of a sudden you two had this immense power, you were leaving the UK, you were going to be Hollywood Edgar Wright and Hollywood Simon Pegg. Do you still feel that people perhaps are overestimating exactly what kind of power a modest success gives to a filmmaker?

WRIGHT: I don’t remember ever saying that. (laughs) No, I think maybe what we said… it sounds like we’ve been misquoted. What we said was… because after Shaun of the Dead we both had offers to do stuff over here. That might still happen, but we wanted to make our second film in the UK. It was as simple as that, really.

KP: What do you think that making a film in the UK, as opposed to the US, allows you? What are the benefits that you see, particularly having made your second film in the UK?

WRIGHT: I don’t know…

KP: Ricky Gervais has been famously dismissive of the British film industry…

WRIGHT: Well, Ricky Gervais is dismissive of everything. (laughs)

KP: That’s the best way to sum it up. Do you see where he’s coming from, in the statements that he makes?

WRIGHT: When he includes Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead in that bargain I disagree. (laughs) He did say that in an interview maybe about a month after Shaun of the Dead had come out. I thought, “Hmm, that’s a bit strange.”

KP: Well, that’s nice of him. Particularly since Stephen Merchant’s in the film.

WRIGHT: Exactly.

KP: But not Ricky. Maybe that’s why.

WRIGHT: Well I don’t think… anyway…

KP: I’m not going to start a feud, I swear. (laughs) So at this point, now that the film is out, are you encouraged by the feedback it’s received? It already did well in the UK…

WRIGHT: Yeah, it’s been great. It’s been really great.

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KP: What doors has this one opened up that you’re currently looking into? Obviously Ant-Man‘s on the horizon…

WRIGHT: All of the things that I’m working on are things that I was working on before Hot Fuzz. To be honest, we’ve been doing the press since… I finished doing the film in January. I haven’t even thought… literally tomorrow is the first day when I start thinking about the rest of my life.

KP: And I’ll bet you can’t wait for that.

WRIGHT: I’m looking forward to having a lie in, but I am gonna go and have some fun tonight.

KP: Well, I was definitely encouraged by your statements regarding Ant-Man, that it’s not going to be a tongue in cheek affair.

WRIGHT: No. It will be funny, but it’s not going to be, like, a comedy. It’s not going to be a superhero spoof. That’s not the idea.

KP: A “spoof” is something which you guys have not done yet, even though many people who obviously haven’t been paying attention have tried to say that about both Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, though neither of them are in any way spoofs of genres.

WRIGHT: Yeah.

KP: But right now, I’m eager to let you go and hopefully start your life anew.

WRIGHT: Thank you.

KP: But as always it’s been a pleasure to speak with you.

WRIGHT: Thank you very much.

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Music For The Masses: 4/26/07

Filed under: Columns,Music for the Masses — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:16 am

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Welcome back again, my friends, to a brand-spanking, new and improved edition of Music for the Masses. Now, with 10% more girth!! So”¦ did you enjoy the trip down memory lane last week? I sure did. You see, since I didn’t have to “waste” actual time writing a new column, I was able to coach my buddy Alec Baldwin on how to better communicate with his daughter. According to him, she’s a real handful. So you know what I says to him? Why I says “Look Alec”¦ don’t take any more of her bullshit. Teach her who’s the boss. Teach her who her daddy is. You know what they say, Alec”¦ spare the rod, spoil the child!” Boy, I can’t wait to catch up with him later this week and find out if he took my advice and how that conversation went! I’m guessing well!! If not, though, I’ll have to tell him how he can remind her of his love and keep her in line with wire hangers”¦ or a rabbit-punch to the kidneys.

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Don’t make daddy angry”¦ you wouldn’t like daddy when he’s angry.

 

But hey, enough about all that folks for we have a full stack of reviews to get to today. Up first, we check in with the brilliant new release from one of my all-time favorite bands, Rush. Afterwards, Double A checks in with the latest from Madlib and a freshman Liberal Arts major proffers an opinion on the latest from Good Charlotte.

Sound like fun? Well, you ungrateful little pigs, what do you say we find out?

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Artist: Rush

Album: Snakes and Arrows

Sounds Like: Another clinic in “musicianship” from “the masters” that won’t be heard by a fucking soul because a) most of you don’t live in Canada were “the Man” dictates that 40% of the radio/tv content be Canadian in origin and b) you more than likely think this is “your father’s music.” Silly fuck-tards.

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Anne Murray”¦ Greatest American Hero”¦ 8th Grade Shop Teacher.

I’m sure some of you may recall me saying that the greatest thing to come out of Canada was Anne Murray. Of course, I was just pulling your leg like Paul McCartney getting Heather Mills ready for a good, hard fucking. A complete and total joke, people! Although Anne Murray is highly regarded in Canada by the same people who have, in the past, “highly regarded” “comedian” Tom Greene and “singer” Corey Hart, she’s done nothing more for me outside of being a “chick” that bears an uncanny resemblance to my 8th grade shop teacher, Mr. Trodick (I swear on all that is holy that was his name). In fact, I haven’t verified this, but I am guessing that they are one in the same and that “she,” too, has only 2 fingers remaining on her left hand from a drunken dance with a table saw. One day, Mr. Murray”¦ one day. We WILL learn the truth.

You see, if I had been being serious here, you would now know that the best things to come out of Canada are those tasty french fries, with a name that sounds a hell of a lot like “poon tang,” covered in brown gravy and chunks of what appears to be “FromUnda” cheese”¦

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Fresh from the fry cook’s butthole area to your mouth”¦

*Quick digression and no-shit true story… the first time I ever had these things, at a Rush show in Toronto believe it or not, I thought the Canadians were playing a trick on me for all the crap I’ve written about them in these articles. “Oh, ha ha”¦” I thought. “Funny Canucks squirting chocolatey poo-juice on my french fries and adding your ‘taint pickings! Ha ha!” Of course, that didn’t stop me from putting those fried ‘taters in my mouth (DAMN YOU, ORAL FIXATION!!!!) and holy crap”¦ I’m glad I did. Those fries are like crack (no pun intended)”¦ covered in gravy”¦ and “FromUnda” cheese.*

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And the other most-bestest thing to come out of that godforsaken country to the nort’ is the progressive rock band, Rush. In fact, as I’m sitting here writing this, I have on my original “2112” concert tee. Yeah”¦ rocking it old school”¦ dork style. Hey, fuck off”¦ not like I’m getting ready to play D&D in mom’s basement after this. I live on my own, dammit. I have my own basement now.

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Now, to say that I was greatly looking forward to this new album, Snakes and Arrows, is an understatement akin to saying that R. Kelley only “kinda” likes to pee on people or Michael Jackson only “sorta” likes to wear young boys like class rings. See, as far as I’m concerned, May 1st, the date the new Rush album is released, should be a national holiday. In fact, I’m proposing it right now. May 1st, to me and hundreds of thousands of Rush fans around the world and mostly in Brazil will now be, at least, an official holiday. We’ll call it Rush-ashana”¦or Rush-mas”¦or, hell, I don’t know”¦ Uno de Mayo? Whatever.

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And make no mistake, Rush fans and people that SHOULD be Rush fans, May 1st will be a day of great celebration for it will be filled with cake and porn (hey”¦ it’s my fucking holiday, I’ll make the rules. K?) and some phenomenal new music for May 1st will be a day when this amazing trio unleashes it’s best album in over 20 years (read: since Power Windows, circa 1985). Yeah, Rush fans”¦ you read that correctly. Bring it on, bitches. You want to dance? Oh, we can dance! We can dance.

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Good lord”¦ I wish I was wearing THAT Rush shirt”¦ with her still in it.

 

The reason I say this? Well, aside from the overall strength of all the tracks on this album in both melody and complexity, Snakes & Arrows is easily the best produced Rush disc in years. There is not a “Dog Years” on this mother fucker AND the mix doesn’t sound like it was done in the bottom of a Port-a Potty. Take a bow, Mr. Nick Raskulinecz of Foo Fighters fame. You done good, son. You done good. Nothing like hiring a Rush fan to mix a Rush album, eh, hosers?

Yes, unlike the last studio outing, the muddy and uneven Vapor Trails, Snakes & Arrows marks a return to form for this band in both production quality and musicality.

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You fiddlin’ with my knob?

With searing and crisp delivery and an accessibility that defies most Rush albums, EVERY track on this bitch is a winner. Sure, some tracks are more accessible than others to the casual listener, like the Oingo Boingo-esque, “The Larger Bowl” (just listen to that arpegiated chord progression during the verse”¦ Boingo all the way, baby!), the country-fried, Alex-centrique instrumental, “Hope,” and, of course, the first, melodically driving single “Far Cry,” but dig deep and you hard core fans can be rewarded with songs like the ass-kicking, Geddy/Neil showcase of “Malignant Narcissism” and one of the strongest tracks this band has EVER recorded (and one of Neil’s personal favorites) “We Hold On.” Good shit, all around people. Seriously.

Quite simply, if you are a fan of Tool, Porcupine Tree or even Pink Floyd and have previously avoided Rush as being too “obtuse,” give them another chance. This is your disc. If you are a casual fan of the band, give in to temptation and reward yourself by checking out this entire disc. You won’t be disappointed. If you are not a fan of this band, well”¦fuck you. I hate you with the hate of a 1,000 Oprahs. You make my heart cry and my anus bleed. Keep pining for that new Linkin’ Park disc, “friend.” It’s coming soon and I’m sure that it will be *COUGH* brilliant.

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I bet”¦

If, for some reason, you are still not sold on checking this disc out, allow me to put it in the vernacular of my fellow Rush fans/D&D freaks”¦ Rush may have -3 Charisma, but they are minstrels with +21 Dexterity and you would be forgoing the Chalice of Everlasting Orgasms if you miss this puppy. Know what I’m saying?

Now, if you’ll excuse me”¦ I’m off to “roll the old 12-sided die””¦ if you catch my drift”¦

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I have mace? Ha! That’s what SHE said!

 

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Up till now, I’ve really dug what I’ve heard come out of Madlib. Granted, I’ve only heard one cd and a handful of songs, but every one of those has been pretty damn good. Unfortunately that streak seems to have hit a wall. Now when I say hit a wall, I mean that the streak was riding in a car without a seatbelt when the streak’s girlfriend asked him why they weren’t married yet. Well you know the streak and you know that he’s not ready to settle down to one piece of poon tang, so he brushes his girl off. Well the streak’s girlfriend gets all pissed off and emotional, like chicks do, and crashes the car into a wall. Since the streak wasn’t wearing his seatbelt, he flies thru the window and hits the wall himself. You see what I’m getting at here? No? Damn, I was never very good at metaphors. Or is that a simile? Who the hell cares? All I know is that this new album from Madlib isn’t all that great. That thing about the streak and his girlfriend. Um, yeah, about that. That’s a story for another time. Moving on.

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This album, Time Out Presents The Other Side: Los Angeles, is kinda hard to describe. It’s credited as a Madlib disc, but a lot of the tracks are instrumentals with other peoples names on them. The disc also skips from genre to genre. There’s straight up rap songs on it, there’s some that lean more towards the reggae and there are some that feature hard core jazz noodling. Yes, I said “hard core jazz noodling,” deal with it. For the most part, the album probably isn’t bad, it’s just not what I was expecting, so I think that my opinion might be a bit tainted. That might be why this album initially squeaked in under my radar. I didn’t know it was coming out until I saw it actually sitting on the shelf.

Aside from the disappointment of the album not living up to my hopes and expectations, there are some pretty good songs on this album. MED’s song “What It Do” is a damn fine song. This track sounds like the Madlib that I thought I knew. The beats are tight as are the flows by rappers MED and Poke. Then there’s the collaboration with beat pioneer J. Dilla (R.I.P. Dilla!) that is short but insanely groovy. But these few bright spots only serve as beacons in an otherwise boring album. Even the track by the mostly reliable and entertaining Quasimoto (an alias of Madlib) fails to hit that special bar that he has hit before.

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Like I said, this album is probably pretty good, if you listen to it in the right frame of mind. I was expecting a cd full of bumpin raps. Instead I get a mix and mash of a ton of different styles. Over time, I’m sure my pleasure in listening to this album will grow, but after the first few listens, all I can say is “eh?” Oh and the cd also comes with a DVD by Peanut Butter Wolf, taking the viewer on a visual tour of Los Angeles. I haven’t watched it yet. What? I got too much porn to watch.

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REVIEWS BY”¦

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A College Freshman Majoring in Liberal Arts

Artist: Good Charlotte

Album: Good Morning Revivial

As I was walking across campus to my “Feminist Indian Poetry in the 20th Century” class the other day, I was enjoying an internal monologue and just thinking to myself “Good Charlotte are so”¦ lame. Anyone that listens to them is immature”¦and stupid.” And so is their new album.

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I mean, sure I used to listen to them when I was in high school but that was sooo forever ago. Now that I’ve matured, my musical tastes have become more sophisticated. I listen to “real” music now like the Shins and Death Cab For Cutie. Okay, I’ll listen to a little bit of Fall Out Boy but that’s about as “high school” as I get these days because high school was lame and it sucked and everyone in it was so immature”¦ and stupid.

Okay, I’ll admit it”¦ actually, I didn’t listen to the new Good Charlotte CD. I had a test in “Rhetorical Lesbian Rantings of the Late 19th Century” and I just didn’t have the time. But I’ll guarantee that it is immature and stupid. In fact, this girl in my “Television in Society: From Dick Van Dyke to Friends” class said something about liking this group, Bright Eyes, so I’ve been listening to them a lot lately. At first I didn’t like it but the more I listen, the more I think I like it. That and this girl is really mature and way hot so I have to hurry up and like this. Man, she is really super smart. She reads Joyce for fun. For fun!! I think I love this girl.

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So yeah”¦ Good Charlotte. Totally lame. Like my “Economics” class, “Chemistry” or “Business Ethics.” I mean, if you’re some stupid, immature high school kid, I guarantee that you will totally eat this album up. But then again, what do you know? You’re just a kid. Mark my words, once you grow up and go to college, you’ll realize just how immature you were and you, too, will like bands like Bright Shins. I mean Bright Eyes.

Let’s face it, high school kids just don’t get it. You just haven’t lived enough yet. God, what I would give to go back to high school knowing now what I didn’t know then. I mean, with what I’ve learned in this last semester in my “Knowing Nietzsche” class alone”¦hell, I’d rule that school. And I’d like to see those popular kids kick my ass after I whip out a little Gertrude Stein on their feeble minds. Their immature asses would just sit there”¦trembling. But whatever. Now that I’m in college and things are totally different, I don’t even care about high school anymore and stupid, immature bands like Good Charlotte. I just don’t have the time to be listening to stuff like that anymore.

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At any rate, I’d give this new Good Charlotte one immature high school kid out of a possible five. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m late for my “Radical Thinking in Children’s Literature” class.

Well, friends, there’s another one in the bank. Until next time, keep wearing it proud and playing it loud.

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April 25, 2007

QSE News: 4/26/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:55 pm

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgModel turned gold digger Heather Mills was finally voted off of the TV show Dancing With The Stars on Tuesday.  Mills, the former wife of Sir Paul McCartney, has been facing elimination for the past several weeks before finally getting the axe.  When asked for comment, a teary eyed Mills exclaimed “I did the best I could, but the competition just had a leg up on me.”
  • It has been announced that Rosie O’Donnell will be leaving her gig at The View. The morbidly obese O’Donnell wasn’t happy with the new contract that ABC was offering and opted to leave the show.  According to sources, ABC offered the porcine princess a $15 million contract but refused to meet O’Donnell’s demand for a “lifetime supply of tasty Hostess snack cakes” clause.
  • Spinal Tap is reuniting for a Live Earth concert at London’s Wembley Stadium. The original members, guitarist Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest), singer David St. Hubbins (Michael McKean) and bassist Derek Smalls (Harry Shearer), will all take part in the reunion. Not surprisingly, the promoters are having issues finding a drummer who isn’t afraid to spontaneously combust or explode at the end of the band’s set.
  • George Lucas and Mark Hamill have been tapped to lend their voices for an upcoming episode of Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim show Robot Chicken. The episode will be dedicated to Star Wars, with Lucas providing the voice of cartoon version of himself, while Hamill will reprise the role of Luke Skywalker… in cartoon form. The producers of the show were allowed to parody Star Wars in return for all marketing and future editing rights.

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/26/2007

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Video podcasts are now available for Have I Got News For You. Brilliant… (Thingamabob)
  • Which joins the vodcasts available for both Doctor Who(Thingamabob)

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QSE News: 4/25/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:53 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgFall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz has gathered some of his buddies to open a new club in New York City. Wentz will be opening his club, Angels & Kings, next week. The “high concept” club will allow patrons to fully immerse themselves in the Pete Wentz experience by applying mascara, hopping into a booth built for one, wishing they were loved by someone and pretending that they’re punk.
  • In music news, The Raconteurs are in the studio recording a new album. The band, fronted by Jack White and three other guys that are not Jack White, has 12 songs already written for the album. White said that while he maintains his role in both the Raconteurs and The White Stripes, all this work will force him to cut back on banging hot chicks and his planned drug/alcohol induced meltdowns.
  • It has been announced that the upcoming Simpsons movie will feature a scene that has full frontal nudity of 10-year old boy Bart Simpson.  When asked to comment about the scene, the creators claimed that they only did it to entice the elusive pedophile demographic “back out to theaters since Harry Potter is too old now.”  Michael Jackson is also said to be very excited to see the film.
  • In continued Simpsons news, Universal Studios is set to unveil a new ride based on the popular cartoon. The attraction will be a motion simulator that takes riders on a tour through the fictional Simpson hometown of Springfield. Amusement Park aficionados are excited by the news but have also cautioned that the ride “just isn’t as good as it was 10 years ago.”

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/25/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:51 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Nothing makes me feel better than a little Rocky & Bullwinkle… (Thingamabob)
  • And then there’s Raging Bullwinkle(Thingamabob)
  • Well, you’ve got to recoup that obscene budget somehow… (Thingamabob)
  • All I have to say is “Right on, Roger, and I hope your recovery is speedy”… (Thingamabob)

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April 24, 2007

Toy Box: Hagrid & Mad Eye Moody mini-busts

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Harry Potter kicks ass. Really. The books might not be grammatically, syntactically, or structurally the finest pieces of fiction ever produced by humans, but they’re damn fun to read. Ms. Rowlings snagged on a formula that works, and not the least important aspect of this formula is how the books grow in complexity and darken in tone as they move forward, just as her young readers age.

While all the films haven’t been quite as good, they’ve done an admirable job telling the story in that medium. The international trailer is out for Order of the Phoenix, and it looks fantastic. Anticipation is certainly running high for this film, and with other major blockbusters hitting this summer like Spidey and Jack Sparrow, this is likely to be a record setting box office year.

Gentle Giant began making their line of Harry Potter busts about a 18 months ago, and they’ve given us some good, and some amazing. The latest release is just hitting, and includes lovable but huge Hagrid, and much smaller and a whole lot less lovable Mad Eye Moody. Retail on these is around $45, just like the rest of the series.

Gentle Giant Hagrid/Mad Eye Moody Busts

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If you’ve been buying these from the start, you’re collection is starting to round out pretty nicely. These two make busts twelve and thirteen (or thirteen and fourteen, if you count the convention exclusive repainted Sirius), with all the major characters (Harry, Hermione, Ron, Dumbledore, Snape, and Hagrid) having a bust, along with a few secondary characters (Sirius, Dementor, Deatheaters, Moody) and some visually interesting C string characters (Nearly Headless Nick, Dobby) to round it out. Next up is Voldemort and the Riddle gravesite (should be out in the next month), with an older Harry, Cho Chang, and Malfoy all hitting this summer.

And for those interested in numbers, both of these are limited editions (of course), with 2000 made of Hagrid, and 1750 made of Moody. These are small edition sizes, especially considering the overall popularity of the line so far.

Packaging – ***
Both come in the standard Potter boxes, with window – a big plus! The box for Hagrid is also huge, at least twice as wide as the regular boxes due to his expanded girth and separate hands. They include the nifty little baseball card sized Certificates of Authenticity as well.

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Sculpting – ****
It can be tricky at times to pull Sculpt and Paint apart. The final result depends on both so heavily, and one can effect the other so much, that seeing where one ends and the other starts is quite the trick.

I think that’s going to be an issue for these two, and Hagrid in particular. Underneath the face and hair paint is a fantastic sculpt, capturing the facial contours and proportions of the character extremely well. There’s also some very nice texturing in the clothing, a complaint on some other Gentle Giant busts, and the small detail work is top notch. The only issue I have with the sculpt itself is the scale, and that’s a fairly minor nit. Hagrid is a huge character on screen, and while this bust is much larger than usual (there’s probably twice the polystone here over the usual adult bust), he’s still not as big as he really should be to be in scale with the rest of the line. However, I fully understand the need for Gentle Giant to try to keep this bust in the same price range as the rest of the series, and to do so required cutting back a bit on the size.

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Moody is also an excellent sculpt. There’s something in there that’s not quite as dead on accurate for me – perhaps the face is a little thinner than I expected – but I’m not sure that’s so much the sculpt as the paint. He has some wonderful work on the mad eye, and the facial scarring (especially on the right cheek) is really, really impressive. His outfit is also quite detailed, and while there isn’t quite as much texturing as with Hagrid, he does sport more than the usual GG bust.

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Both of these sculpts are near the top of the series, capturing the characaters extremely well. But I suspect that the next category causes them a couple issues when it comes to convincing everyone of that fact.

Paint – ***
Don’t get me wrong – the paint work here isn’t awful. In fact, most of it is extremely clean, especially the work done on their costumes. There’s even some excellent weathering added to Moody’s outer coat that looks terrific. Ah, but the faces…

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Hagrid’s sculpt is held back a bit by the paint work on his face. The edge of the hair line, where the face and mane meet, is the biggest problem. It’s tough to get that line to be realistic, and companies have tried lots of tricks. In the end, it is the one spot that detracts from the realism of the sculpt the most, making it all the more obvious that this is a painted bust, not a real person.

His skin tone is a bit wonky as well, with a little too much variation. He has sort of an odd tan thing going on, and the mottling hurts the realism as well.

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Moody is another tough one to pull off. The scarring is pretty good, and the uninjured eye looks great. The hair and skin colors are a little too close together though, and blondes are always tough to do right. The paint work on his hands is a little gloppy and thick, but my biggest issue is that the pupil and iris of his fake eye are a squidge too small. Just a little is obvious even in this scale, and the smaller size makes the eye less bizarre and scary looking.

Design – ***1/2
Hagrid has the advantage over Moody – he’s been in the films since the very beginning. The choices for design for him are far greater, but Moody fights back by having one Hell of a bizarre appearance.

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Fans of the films will recognize Hagrid from the first film, as he takes Ron, Hermione, Harry and Malfoy into the woods to search for the killer of the unicorns. Hagrid took with him the lantern and the cross bow, both being carried by him at this point. His hands are removable, carrying the bow in his right and the lantern in his left. The sculpt is dynamic without being over done, and matches extremely well with the scene from the film.

The big plus here is that the lamp actually lights up! Push a small button on the bottom, and viola – let there be light! It glows with a soft blue light, and looks terrific in a darkened room. Adding in this clearly more expensive detail on a bust that’s already much larger than the others was something I hadn’t expected them to pull off.

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Moody isn’t quite as classic (at least I can’t pick out this exact screen moment from memory), but the pose works well. He’s leaning on his wooden walking stick, staring off center from his body. While the general pose isn’t too dynamic, his funky eye actually moves within the patch, and can be posed staring in any direction! That’s a huge plus, and quite a nice addition to the basic bust design.

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Value – Moody ***; Hagrid ***1/2
Retail on these is $50, the same as previous releases. However, you’ll find them at most places around $45, and some (with links below) even have them as cheap as $40. Generally, at $45 I’d give a regular release **1/2 stars in this category. But with these two guys, you’re getting some extras. Moody has his cool moving eye, and moving parts is something you don’t generally get in a mini-bust. And Hagrid isn’t just huge compared to the other busts, but he has a very effective light up feature, all for the same price as the much smaller and less complex busts like Hermione. Now that’s a value!

Things to Watch Out For –
Obviously, you’ll want to take your time inserting the hands on Hagrid. The pegs are made from resin as well, and can be broken or chipped if you’re careless. Once they’re on though, they stay on, and I’ve leave them that way. If you’re handling the bust though, don’t forget that they ARE a separate piece and can fall off. That would be very bad.

Moody has some minor issues with his eye. Moving it can be tough, especially if it gets too far over to one side. The slightly elevated pupil can stick a bit on the edge. Take your time with it, as scratching it is a distinct possibility. Again, I got it in a place I liked it and left it there once I was done with the photos.

Overall – ***1/2
I have tons of mini-busts in my collection for every conceivable license from companies like Palisades, and Sideshow, and Bowen, and Diamond Select, and many others. Very rarely am I a completist in any of them, and even the Gentle Giant Star Wars line, which I have *almost* all of, I feel no real compunction to complete.

But the Harry Potter line has been extremely well handled so far, with generally excellent sculpts for what is predominately a human based license. It’s always easier to do monsters than it is to do real people, and yet GG has shown that they can do amazing work with this series. This is one series that I’ll be doing my damndest to complete, and I suggest that if you are interested in these, you pick them up sooner rather than later. Very few of the previous releases are still available, and I’m betting Hagrid ends up being a tough one to find very shortly.

Scoring Recap –
Packaging – ***
Sculpt – ****
Paint – ***
Design – ***1/2
Value – Moody ***; Hagrid ***1/2
Overall – ***1/2

Where to Buy –
Lots of online options:

Fireside Collectibles has them for just $40 each.

Alter Ego Comics has them both for $42.50.

CornerStoreComics has them for $43 each.

Andrew’s Toyz also has them in, at $45 each.

Related Links –
I have a fair share of Harry reviews:

– there are my reviews of the other Gentle Giant busts including Ron and Hermione, Snape and Dumbledore, Dobby and the Dementor, and both Deatheaters and Nearly Headless Nick, and I have a guest review of Harry and Sirius.

– don’t forget the new action figures from NECA!

QSE News: 4/24/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:08 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgActor Crispin Glover has been cast in the lead role of the indie horror movie The I Scream Man.  Glover, best known for his role as George McFly in the Back to the Future movies, will play an ice cream man who takes out vengeance on a small town.  In related new, actor Danny Glover still can’t get a damn taxi.
  • The brains (and most of the talent) behind the Gorillaz has said there won’t be another album from the fictional group, however there may be a soundtrack. Damon Albarn said that he is currently working on a film featuring the cartoon members of the band and continued to say that an accompanying soundtrack will be produced. The plot of the movie is said to be “autobiographical in nature,” with the band being continually confused with the band Bush, and how they deal with that on a day to day basis.
  • Russell Simmons, co-founder of the hip-hop label Def Jam Records, is lobbying the recording industry to stop using certain words he has deemed “extreme curse words.”  Simmons said that three words in particular, “H*,” “B***h” and “N****r” should never be used in a recording and has asked the industry to police itself.  If this action succeeds, it is expected that Simmons will next go after the words “A*s L****r,” “F*****g” and “X*******e.”

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/24/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:04 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • With The Producers ending its Broadway run, here’s a clip from the original classic… (Thingamabob)
  • And a peek behind the scenes of the cast album recording… (Thingamabob)
  • A sketch from the 1982 Cambridge Footlights Revue, featuring Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Tony Slattery and Penny Dwyer(Thingamabob)
  • If you can’t smoke it, kick it to death… (Thingamabob)

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April 23, 2007

SModcast 10

Filed under: SModcast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:21 am

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 10: Eating a Chicken’s Soul –

In which our heroes chat coiffure, get into some weight-y issues, hatch a seminal diet, order a dollar’s worth of fish, fear the sea, pinpoint the indignity of shark attacks, and fear bears, dinosaurs, and the duplicity of the fowl.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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Comics in Context #174: Hat Trick

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cic2007-04-23.jpgOver the last few weeks I’ve been writing about the fate of the creative artist, in both real life and in animated films, who takes a new, innovative path only to suffer rejection and failure. Last week I also referred tp essayist Paul Graham’s characterization of the innovator’s new ideas as “heresies,” as far as the conventional wisdom of the time is concerned. But with the passage of time, the truly talented creative artist receives the recognition he deserves, and his “heresy” is accepted as truth.

DIsney’s latest computer-animated film, director Stephen Robinson’s Meet the Robinsons, provides new variations on these theme. Along the way, the film propounds a “heretical” notion of its own: that failure is good.

The protagonist of the film is a twelve-year-old orphan named Lewis who has a talent for technology, but whose inventions keep malfunctioning. Transported into the future, Lewis meets the title characters, the Robinson family. When another of his inventions goes awry, Lewis believes he has failed again. But the Robinsons celebrate his failure, acting as if it were his birthday. They explain to the bewildered boy that failure is good, because it enables us to learn from our mistakes.

The Walt Disney Company recently purchased Pixar, the studio that has created so many successful computer-animated features over the last twenty years (See “Comics in Context” #120), and made Pixar’s John Lasseter the chief creative officer of Walt Disney Animation. So this sequence made me think of another Pixar animated film, writer-director Brad Bird’s The Incredibles (See “Comics in Context” #62), which takes a very different point of view.

As you may recall, Bob Parr, alias the superhero Mr. Incredible, complains that “They keep finding new ways to celebrate mediocrity” in contemporary society. When public opinion forces the government to prevent super-powered individuals from using their powers as superheroes, The Incredibles presents this as an indictment of society for allegedly refusing to allow talented individuals to excel. Bob and Helen Parr’s son Dash says to his mother, “Dad says our powers make us special.” Falling back on society’s conventional wisdom in the film, she replies, “Everyone’s special, Dash,” whereupon he retorts, “Which is another way of saying that nobody is.” Indeed, the ultimate scheme of the movie’s villain, Syndrome, is to make it possible for everyone to gain super-powers, because, he says, if everybody is super, then nobody is.

In an article titled, “Take a Bow, Loser, the Spotlight’s Yours,” in the April 8, 2007 issue of The New York Times, drama critic Charles Isherwood contends that there is a “new mood abroad in America. A country renowned–for good or ill–as the land that enshrined success as a prize to be cherished above all others has lately evinced a sneaky fascination with failure. “ Among other examples in current popular culture, Isherwood points to last year’s indie film success Little Miss Sunshine, stating that “the ethos of the movie argues that winning isn’t really anything. Better to be a happy misfit, like the rest of the family, than a soulless success. . . .”

That, in fact, sounds like the philosophy of Pixar’s 2006 release, Lasseter’s own Cars (see “Comics in Context” #137-138). Its protagonist, Lightning McQueen, is no “loser,” but ultimately chooses the virtues of empathy that he has discovered over his ambitions for “soulless” success. He sacrifices his chance of winning the big race in order to aid an older, injured competitor. McQueen becomes part of a community of outsiders, just as the misfit Lewis finds happiness when he is accepted by the Robinsons, who are a clan of outright eccentrics who are also a warmly loving family.

I see from Googling that I’m not the only person who saw a similarity between the Robinsons and the similarly happy, caring family of nonconformists in the 1936 stage comedy You Can’t Take It with You by George S Kaufman and Moss Hart, which was adapted into a 1938 film directed by Frank Capra. According to an interview with director Stephen Anderson published in The Los Angeles Times on March 26, 2007, the analogy is intentional. Anderson said that William Joyce, who wrote the book A Day with Wilbur Robinson, on which the new animated film is based, told him “You have to watch this movie. It was a huge influence on me in creating the family in the book.” As a result, Anderson told the interviewer, “Several times throughout the process, as we were trying to crack this family and come up with moments for them and how Lewis would interact with them, I would pop in the movie and use it as an inspiration.” He continued, “I love how accepting and free they [the family in the Capra film] are. “˜Freedom’ is the word to describe that family and [the Robinsons]. There is no normal. There is no abnormal. It’s whatever makes you happy.”

According to the play and film of You Can’t Take It with You, Grandpa Sycamore, the head of this extended family, one day decided to quit his job. Except for the heroine Alice, no one among the Sycamore family and their live-in friends has a conventional career, and they obviously don’t have much money, though they somehow have enough for leading a simple lifestyle. The play and film thus clearly define two alternatives: the pursuit of “soulless” success and the decision to achieve happiness by “failing” to seek such success. (Presumably Alice and her boyfriend follow a path between the two extremes.)

Cars and Meet the Robinsons don’t make the dividing line so sharp. They contend that one need not singlemindedly pursue “success as a prize to be cherished above all” in order to achieve a more profound and emotionally rewarding sort of success. Lasseter said in an interview that in Cars “the message is not that life in the fast lane is bad, it just needs to be in balance. . . . If you don’t have friends and family for the sake of a career, when you’re a success you have no one to share it with. It’s much more satisfying to have people around you to share in your successes, and to help you through your difficult times. That’s what life’s about.”

McQueen’s act of charity during the climactic race actually makes him more popular with the onscreen audience than the actual, amoral winner. His new friends in the community of Radiator Springs are examples of talented individuals who have fallen from current fashion, like certain real life creative individuals whom I have mentioned over the last few weeks. Once McQueen, a current racing star, directs public attention to Radiator Springs, the enduring values of that community are again recognized, and the little town prospers once again.

Meet the Robinsons deals not with the talented individual whom the world has forgotten, but with the brilliant innovator whom the world has not yet recognized. Let’s go through the screening I saw step by step, and along the way I will show you how Meet the Robinsons develops this theme.

I saw a screening of the version of Meet the Robinsons in “Disney Digital 3-D,” which struck me as looking far more impressive than it had with Disney’s previous computer-animated release Chicken Little (see “Comics in Context” #110). Following the inevitable irritating series of onscreen commercials and trailers, we were alerted onscreen to don our 3-D glasses. Then there was a short, amusing sequence in which Carl, the Robinsons’ robot, welcomes the audience and demonstrates 3-D effects, as he abruptly seemingly moves from the flat screen right towards our faces, justly earning delighted vocal reactions from the kids in the audience.

But before the feature began, we got to see Working for Peanuts, a 3-D Donald Duck cartoon that was released in 1953 during the original fad for 3-D movies. The 3-D effect here is interesting, but hardly convincing. Everything still looks flat, but it’s as if the characters and the backgrounds are on separate planes, one in front of the other. In contrast, in the computer-animated main feature, everyone and everything possesses a convincing sense of three-dimensional volume. The 3-D version of hand-drawn animation emphasizes the flatness of the drawings and hence underlines the unreality of the cartoon. The 3-D version of computer animation gives the figures and objects and backgrounds onscreen a heightened sense of reality, so that it’s easier to suspend one’s disbelief.

My favorite 3-D effect in Meet the Robinsons came at the very beginning, in a scene set during a driving rainstorm: it was as if the rain was falling not just in the world of the film but around me, as well.

Working for Peanuts is nominally a Donald Duck cartoon, but he’s really only the fourth most important character in it. It’s really about chipmunks Chip “˜n’ Dale trying to steal peanuts from a elephant in the care of zookeeper Donald. In this cartoon Donald must be on Prozac or something, since though he gets characteristically annoyed, he never launches into one of his famous all-out temper tantrums, which are highlights of his earlier vehicles. (John Byrne has described Donald as Disney’s Hulk.)

Maybe Donald seems so tame because this is one of the Disney studio’s animated shorts from the 1950s, when they usually seemed low key in comparison to the Warners and MGM cartoons of the period. Donald, who at his animated best embodies this irrepressible splenetic force, has been relegated to a supporting role in his own cartoon. This cartoon represents the Disney studio of Walt’s time in a more easygoing, less ambitious middle age. There are good gags here and there, but the cartoon is more charming than funny, and it comes to a stop rather than building to a proper ending.

On the other hand, I was impressed by how good even such a mediocre cartoon from Walt Disney’s lifetime looked. The character designs were appealing, the animation was pleasing, the colors were bright and cheerful, and I found myself thinking that this minor Disney product looked so much better than most recent animation I see. The standards of Disney animation were so high that even a disappointing cartoon like this one now seems like a minor gem from a lost Golden Age.

Those audiences who attended the non-3-D screenings of Meet the Robinsons got to see a different introductory cartoon instead, Boat Builders (1938), a genuine classic from the true Golden Age of the DIsney animated shorts, teaming Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.

According to a December 3, 2006 article in The New York Times by animation historian Charles Solomon, Pixar’s John Lasseter, now that he is in charge of Disney animation, was the driving force in instituting a new series of animated shorts at Disney as a training ground for rising talents, just as CGI shorts have served at Pixar. So the shorts accompanying Meet the Robinsons presumably are to accustom audiences to looking forward to the new animated short subjects yet to come.

It seems to me that the shorts accompanying Robinsons serve other purposes as well. For one thing, they’re fighting back against the new conventional wisdom that contemporary audiences only want to see computer-animation on the big screen, not traditional hand-drawn animation.
Now here’s a prime example of important works of art–the great hand-drawn animated films from Disney and other studios–that have currently, unjustifiably, fallen from fashion!

Further, the shorts shown before Meet the Robinsons serve to introduce a new generation of kids to classic Disney characters. Meet the Robinsons began with a new logo for Disney animation, which incorporated a clip from the first Mickey Mouse cartoon, Steamboat Willie (1928). My pleasure in seeing this tribute was suddenly interrupted by a kid’s voice from the audience yelling, “Who’s that?” Luckily, another child responded almost immediately, and nearly as loudly, “Mickey Mouse.” I know that the Disney Channel has the new Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for preschoolers and that its sister network Toon Disney features Mickey in the clever and entertaining House of Mouse animated series. Still, this little incident served as a reminder that even iconic cartoon characters have to be exposed to new audiences. Let’s not let them fall from fashion just because the new generation doesn’t know about them!

It’s also important to keep the classic Disney cartoon shorts in public view. Certainly I’m grateful that so many of them are available on DVD for aficionados. But when the Disney Channel started, these shorts were prominently featured, notably through the Mouseterpiece Theater series, wherein George Plimpton introduced them. That was an intriguing gimmick, since it was simultaneously parodying Alistair Cooke’s introductions for PBS’s Masterpiece Theatre, while simultaneously making the point that these cartoons are indeed classics that are worthy of formal showcases. I continue to be amazed that nowadays neither the Disney Channel nor Toon Disney finds time to show the classics, not even as a late night show. So I’m grateful that Mr. Lasseter and company have released two of the classic shorts from the vaults to be shown with a new animated feature.

I’m even more surprised that at present Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies made from 1948 on aren’t being shown anywhere on television. This is something that I never thought would happen. Turner Broadcasting owns most of the pre-1948 shorts, while Warner Brothers retains ownership of the later shorts, including most of the best work of directors Chuck Jones, Friz Freleng, and Robert McKimson. After Time Warner bought Turner Broadcasting, Turner’s Cartoon Network would show Warners theatrical animated shorts from both sides of the dividing line, but, after the commercial disappointment of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, the Warners theatrical cartoons were all banished to the less widely seen Boomerang digital network. And now, even though Boomerang is owned by Time Warner, it still had to license use of the post-1947 cartoons and let the license lapse (see here for explanation) . And yes, I have all the Looney Tunes Golden Collection DVDs, I appreciate that Warner Home Video includes cartoons as special features on DVDs of films made during Hollywood’s Golden Age, and I know about the new Looney Tunes website, but I still find it astounding that, after so many decades, so many Warners cartoons are no longer on television. Maybe Warner Brothers should follow Disney’s lead and pair classic shorts with new animated releases. Warners’ Happy Feet could have been accompanied by 8 Ball Bunny, a 1950 Chuck Jones cartoon with its own show biz penguin (which turns out to be the cleverly chosen bonus feature on the March of the Penguins DVD).

Now, as for Meet the Robinsons itself, in the dark, moody opening scene in the rain, an unidentified woman leaves the infant Lewis on the steps of an orphanage.

Sometimes I will see a critic figuratively throw up his hands in the course of a review of a story, exasperated that the supposed cliche of the hero as orphan is being used yet again. It’s not a cliche; it’s an archetypal situation, and there are good reasons why we see it used everywhere from the works of Charles Dickens to the Harry Potter novels to the origin of Batman.

For one thing, the orphan’s situation symbolizes that of all of us once we emerge from the protection of our parents in our childhood and have to strike out into the world on our own. There is a longing for lost security and a sense of aloneness, coupled with an awareness of the necessity for taking responsibility for our own lives.

Second, orphanhood connects to the individual’s quest for his identity, whether in Oedipus Rex or H. M. S. Pinafore or the origin of Superman. The protagonist searches for his past, in the hope that learning who his parents are and where he came from will define his role in life.

It turns out that in the case of Meet the Robinsons, orphanhood is a literally autobiographical element; director Stephen Anderson is himself an orphan.

When Lewis has grown to the age of twelve, he has proved to be brilliant in science, and is continually inventing new devices, most or all of which, it seems, do not work. Moreover, the film makes the point that he is long overdue for being adopted, and that, since he is on the verge of turning into a teenager, if he isn’t adopted soon, he probably never will be. (Since he’s on the verge of adolescence, Lewis is about to leave childhood behind, and start on the path to self-reliant adulthood; this, therefore, is the proper place for this contemporary fable to begin.)

But it seems that Lewis keeps being rejected by potential foster parents. We are shown how one interview with prospective parents goes awry. This couple is put off by the intense fervor with which Lewis describes his latest invention, and then the machine spectacularly malfunctions, creating a mess that infuriates the would-be adoptive parents.

In this sequence the film teeters on the brink of labeling Lewis as an obsessive nerd or geek, but it never crosses that line. Lewis remains a sympathetic figure, and the prospective parents come off as narrow-minded, unpleasant, and even anti-intellectual.

Though he is an inventor, Lewis can be regarded as a creative artist, following his muse, attempting to turn his imagination into reality. Computer animation involves both art and technology, so Lewis’s vocation is appropriate to the film. He’s also the artist as lonely, struggling innovative, who so far meets with only rejection and incomprehension. The world rejects his work, just as sets of potential parents keep rejecting him as a person.

One of his few friends is a fellow orphan nicknamed Goob, who likewise has never been adopted. Goob’s interests lie in baseball rather than science, but he seems rather sullen, joyless, and unimaginative. But the fact that Lewis and Goob are presented as roommates should alert the perceptive viewer that they may metaphorically represent two sides of the same person.

Focused on his past, Lewis invents a “memory scanner” device in the hope that he can use it to learn his mother’s identity. Lewis exhibits his invention at a science fair, where it is sabotaged by a mysterious villain known as the Bowler Hat Guy, whose hat is a sentient, sinister robot known as DOR-15 (alias “Doris”). Thus another of Lewis’s inventions causes a disaster, and the Bowler Hat Guy makes off with the memory scanner.

Another enigmatic stranger, a boy named Wilbur Robinson, shows up with a time machine. Lewis, still focused on the past, wants to use the time vehicle to go into the past to learn who his mother is, but instead they crash land in Wilbur’s own time period, decades into the future. There Lewis meets Wilbur’s large, eccentric family, the futuristic counterparts of Kaufman and Hart’s Depression-era Sycamores.

I found the first third of the film more expository than entertaining, and found my attention wandering during the start of the second third, set in this future three decades hence. On a second viewing I may find myself more interested in this section, which introduces us to the idiosyncratic members of the Robinson family.

But on this viewing I did like the bright, sunny, retro-futuristic look of this future world, whose buildings are designed in the “Streamline Moderne” style of the 1930s. According to Wikipedia, this is “a late branch of the Art Deco style. Its architectural style emphasized curving forms, long horizontal lines, and sometimes nautical elements (such as railings and porthole windows).” (That makes me wonder if that the giant porthole-like windows at the San Diego Convention center, home of Comic-Con International, may be references to the Streamline Moderne style.) According to my research, Streamline Moderne was a style used for the fantasy architecture in MGM’s The Wizard of Oz (1939) and, coincidentally or not, another Frank Capra movie, Lost Horizon (1937).

It doesn’t really make sense that the architecture of the Robinsons’ world would have so completely changed in merely three decades. Look around any American city and you’ll see buildings from many different decades coexisting. My own neighborhood is a historic district, with apartment buildings designed in imitation of the Tudor style, and even an Art Deco building. Similarly, the Robinsons wear clothes that are wildly different in style from those of the present day. Radical shifts in fashion can take place–compare women’s clothing in the 1890s to what they wore in the 1920s–but the extreme change in style posited by Robinsons seems unlikely.
Recently visiting my alma mater, Columbia University, I again observed that, apart from the cell phones and laptops, the students there look and dress just like they did in the 1970s.

But the thorough changes in clothing and architectural styles is actually essential to the theme of the film, as you shall see.

My attention revived when the Bowler Hat Guy and his nasty hat turned up in this future world to send a ferocious tyrannosaur from the Cretaceous Period after Lewis. Just as the BHG proves to be more of a pathetic incompetent than the master villain he seeks to be, the tyrannosaur turns out to be more charming than dangerous, and quickly turns into the Robinsons’ tail-wagging pet. Thus the family succeeds in incorporating another outsider into their charmed circle.

The head of the family is strangely absent, but the family takes to Lewis, and Mrs. Robinson offers to adopt him. When it is revealed that Lewis is from the past, however, she withdraws the offer, presumably because she now sees the big plot twist coming. (And if you don’t want to know about it, this is your spoiler warning, and come back after you’ve seen the movie.) Distraught and angry by yet another rejection, Lewis joins forces with the Bowler Hat Guy, who, as I suggested earlier, represents his dark side.

It is in the film’s final third when the movie finally comes to life for me. The long set-ups in the earlier part of the film finally pay off handsomely. I could see the Big Plot Twist coming: Lewis is actually the missing Mr. Robinson as a child, and the Robinsons are his future family. But I was caught off guard by the second Big Twist: the Bowler Hat Guy is Lewis’s sullen roommate Goob as an adult.

It turns out that by falling asleep at the wrong moment during a baseball game, Goob failed to catch a ball, dooming his team to defeat. Goob was paralyzed by his sense of failure, was never adopted, and led an empty life, putting the blame on Lewis for keeping him awake the night before the big game. So as an adult, he became the Bowler Hat Guy and went back in time to get revenge on his former roommate. The bowler hat itself, DOR-15, turns out to be one of Lewis’s inventions, which the adult Goob stole.

Like Lewis, Goob is fixated on the past, but Goob has taken this to obsessional extremes. Goob is tormented by his sense of failure, but is unwilling to take responsibility for it, and instead displaces the guilt onto his former roommate. You could easily interpret Lewis’s own fixation with learning about his mother as rooted in his own sense of failure and inadequacy: surely he wonders why he was abandoned. Was it somehow his fault? The fact that Goob’s primary weapon, the robotic bowler hat, is Lewis’s invention is a further symbolic link between them.

The BHG imprisons Lewis in the future; the side of Lewis’s personality, which the BHG represents, is now dominant. That side may not be so much the dark side as the weak side. The true villain is the robotic hat. The BHG goes back in time to the present day, Lewis’s own time, in order to forge a deal to mass produce the robot hats. As a result, in the future, the Robinson family’s time, the hats, following the familiar Frankenstein scenario, are taking over the world. Everyone who wears one of the robotic bowlers is mentally controlled by it. (This seems to be an archetypal science fiction scenario, like the Mad Hatter with his mind-control devices in Batman: The Animated Series, and the mind-control variations on iPods in the new Doctor Who series’ revamped origin of the Cybermen.) The mind control exerted by the hats seems to me symbolic of the way that Goob’s obsession with the past and with revenge dominated his own psyche. It’s as if the hat is usurping the role of the well-balanced human mind.

In this altered future, the bright, beautiful world of the Robinsons is altered into a dark, nightmarish dystopia. Reviewers have likened the plot to the Back to the Future film trilogy, but if we pursue the Frank Capra analogy, it’s like the metamorphosis of Bedford Falls into Pottersville in It’s a Wonderful Life (1946).

Lewis escapes captivity (his good side symbolically reemerging from domination by his anger and self-pity), and uses the time machine to travel back to the present. In a clever bit, Lewis alters history simply by declaring that he will never invent DOR-15, whereupon the evil bowler hat simply dematerializes from existence. Lewis takes the BHG (now hatless and symbolically free from DOR-15’s influence) back to the future, where they witness the dark dystopia’s transformation back into the Robinsons’ sunny utopia. The BHG repents, and later in the movie, Lewis changes the BHG’s own history by waking Goob up during the fateful baseball game, enabling him to catch the ball. The treatment of Goob/BHG shows the generosity of this movie, which ultimately has no human villains: Goob is granted redemption.

In the future Lewis meets his older self, a successful scientist and inventor. Young Lewis may be an orphan, but the adult Lewis, who is actually named Cornelius, is the central figure in his large family. Rather than seek our a lost parent, he has created a family of his own. Moreover, through his inventions, he has greatly changed the world in which he lives. That’s why it’s symbolically important that the world of the Robinsons looks so different from the present day. Cornelius has not only made a family for himself, but he has also reshaped his world. (Young Lewis has done so too, by banishing the dystopian alternate timeline and reinstating the Robinsons’ future.)

This is a metaphor for how every individual creates his own life through his actions. Lewis/Cornelius did so productively, benefiting the whole world. Goob/BHG took a different route, first turning his life empty through inaction and obsession with the past, and then having a destructive influence on the world through seeking vengeance.

But also the world of the adult Cornelius represents the ultimate triumph of the creative visionary. Whereas Lewis as a boy was not taken seriously as an inventor, three decades later, the adult Cornelius has won recognition and success, and, indeed, he has remade the world according to his vision. That is a metaphor for how innovative “heretical”: thinking can eventually overcome opposition and become recognized as truth.

Wilbur (who is now revealed to be the adult Cornelius’s son) takes Lewis back in the time machine to that rainy scene from the opening of the film, and Lewis is tempted to tap his mother on the shoulder, learn who she really is, and perhaps even somehow change his own history. But Lewis resists the temptation, and history proceeds as before.

This is an intriguing decision by the filmmakers. In other works of fiction it is both important and right that the orphaned protagonist discover his heritage. Harry Potter learns the truth about his parents, and thus goes from being an abused orphan to becoming a heroic magician. The revelation of the identity of Oliver Twist’s parents gives him a new identity as the wealthy Mr. Brownlow’s adopted son.

It reminds me of the end of John Byrne’s 1986 The Man of Steel miniseries, which rebooted and reinterpreted the Superman mythos. Whereas the Silver Age Superman could recall his childhood on Krypton through his “super-memory,” Byrne’s revised version could not. In the final issue of The Man of Steel Superman was confronted by an image of his father, Jor-El, which downloaded information about his Kryptonian origins into his mind. Yet on the final page, Superman, though grateful to have solved the mystery of his origin, asserts that it has changed nothing. He has lived his life on Earth, his foster parents were Earthlings, and he considers himself not an alien but an Earthman. Many have stated that the Superman myth is in part about the immigrant experience. In this regard Byrne’s version was sharply different from the Silver Age Superman, who longed nostalgically for his native world.

Byrne’s Superman is very much like Lewis in Meet the Robinsons. Both of them have made the decision that their past doesn’t matter; what matters is their present and future, which they are creating for themselves.

Just as Lewis revisited the scene of Goob’s failure and made it turn out right, he then returns to the science fair, and this time his memory scanner works. That’s because there’s no Bowler Hat Guy to sabotage it this time around. Perhaps it’s also symbolically because Lewis himself is no longer fixated on his past; maybe the destruction his inventions caused reflected the psychologically destructive impact of his own fixation. Now that Lewis is looking ahead to the future that he visited, his invention works.

Moreover, his triumph at the science fair sets dominoes falling that he and we know will lead to that future. Lewis is adopted by the science fair judge and her husband, who he realizes are the grandparents in the future Robinson family. (Actually, everyone in the audience should have recognized the raucous white-haired grandmother as the science fair judge long before.) And a girl at the science fair turns out to be the future Mrs. Robinson.

Just as Robinsons opened with a clip from Walt Disney’s Steamboat Willie, it closes with a quotation from Walt himself, “Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things”¦ and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.” This connects the philosophy of Robinsons to that of Walt Disney himself. Goob remained stuck in a rut, obsessed with past failure; once he overcame his own fixation with the past, Lewis moved ahead as an inventor of “new things.” Possibly it is also a signal from Lasseter as to his hopes for the future of Disney Animation. The quotation also underlines once more that Meet the Robinsons is about the life and goals of the creative artist, whether he is a child prodigy inventor or the founder of a great animation studio.

And isn’t Walt Disney a prime example of a creative visionary who, despite early setbacks, literally transformed the world? Steamboat Willie premiered within the memories of people who are still alive, and yet I think it is difficult for those of us who belong to younger generations to imagine what American popular culture would be like had there been no Walt Disney.

The next Pixar animated feature, arriving this summer, is director Brad Bird’s Ratatouille. In the same interview that I quoted from earlier, John Lasseter describes the new film thus: “It is about a rat that wants to be a fine chef in a top French restaurant in Paris. It is a wonderful story about following your passions when all the world is against you. A rat to a kitchen is death; a kitchen to a rat is death.” In other words, Ratatouille follows Happy Feet and Meet The Robinsons in exploring the theme of the creative artist who pursues his muse in the face of universal opposition. When I review Ratatouille this summer, I’ll be returning to this theme as well.

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But meanwhile I’ve found videos that work perfectly right here at Quick Stop: comics and animation writer Paul Dini’s Monkey Talk, chronicling his interspecies Oedipal conflicts with his anthropoid son Rashy, a classic trickster. After an absence of several months, he’s posted new ones here at Quick Stop, and they just keep getting funnier. I recommend that you take a look.

Copyright 2007 Peter Sanderson

QSE News: 4/23/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgAlec Baldwin has apologized for calling his 11-year-old daughter a “rude, thoughtless pig” after an audio tape with a message from Baldwin to his daughter was leaked to the press last week. Although Baldwin’s comments were inexcusable, everyone agrees that his daughter could stand to lose a couple pounds.
  • The film Disturbia was number one at the box office for the second week in a row. The film, which is an “updated” version of Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window, pulled in over $13 million. While watching the film, many have noted that if you listen carefully enough, you can hear Hitchcock spinning in his grave.
  • During an interview to hype Spider-Man 3, director Sam Raimi announced that Sony has plans for at least three more Spider-Man films. While details of the on the next films are sketchy, it is believed that in Spider-Man 4, Spidey will go the route of other franchises by including a hokey plot, poor acting and bad writing.
  • The internet has been buzzing the last few days about Matt Damon being in negotiations to star as Green Arrow in David Goyer’s movie SuperMax.  In related news, Ben Affleck is in talk to do something with someone to upstage the news of his friend’s potential announcement.

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/23/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Nothing brightens a Monday morning more than the wonderfully daft adventures of Superman’s pal, Jimmy Olsen… (Thingamabob)
  • How to sell Kentucky Fried Chicken, circa 1971… (Thingamabob)
  • Ocasionally, my faith in the system is restored… (Thingamabob)
  • But let’s take a trip to McDonaldland… (Thingamabob)
  • Before a terrifying visit with the Burger King… (Thingamabob)

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April 20, 2007

Trailer Park: Does The Suit Sling One’s Knackers With Cool Comfort or Painful Pressure?

Filed under: Columns,Trailer Park — admin @ 12:36 am

By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here…

1. Quick note: American audiences have been given the go-ahead in the quest for figuring out what exactly is going on in SPIDER-MAN 3. What I find curious, and this was the subject of a long afternoon lunch I had with a fellow geek on this issue, is what movies can you name that had multiple story lines and still successfully managed to serve the overall ethos of what the film aimed to do? We couldn’t really come up with anything that would assuage the thought that you could really have one movie per villain/story arc and how much are the odds stacked against a film, Raimi or not, that has to open and close, start and finish, and deal with so much on the personal levels of all involved?

There’s simply no question that this is going to be a thrill ride. That much is certain. However, and this is a big however, how do you serve all these threads without minimizing anyone’s involvement to the movie? It’s not tempering a nerd’s hunger like mine to find out but after you see the film’s last and final trailer of what supposes to be Raimi and Co.’s last film together, although there are a few more zeros that could make anyone’s bad back a little more nimble, there just isn’t any way to try and grasp exactly what the focal point is of the film.

The devil is in the details; let’s hope that it’s there on the screen.

2. I usually don’t run these sort of things in this space but I received this and thought some of you out there would enjoy this press release. To be honest, I am a wicked huge fan of videos like this. I mean, seriously, just click this link and watch it. Watch it. But one of the things that I would find most compelling on sites that rely on 3rd party content, when you’re trying to wade through the R-Kelly, lip-syncing 13 year-olds or young men trying to act out “It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time” in various forms of dress, are perhaps the more meaningful ways in which user-generated content seeks to say something instead of being something. I can’t say with any degree of certainty whether this site below will be able to be the next gen in what could perhaps be the next evolution but it did catch my eye and I wanted to pass it along for your perusal.

DUO TAKE REALITY TO ANOTHER REALM WITH LAUNCH OF

YOURTRUMANSHOW

New Portal Goes Live In April Bringing Real Life Stories to the Web

San Francisco, CA April 12, 2007 Italian businessmen Arturo Artom and Luca Ferrero have found the perfect name for their new portal based biographical video blog. YOUR TRUMAN SHOW. The site, which goes live in April, will put real life on line, hosting original stories and vignettes following people’s lives and allow viewers to interact with the content, rating those stories they watch. It’s a unique twist in content development for user-generated sites as YOUR TRUMAN SHOW is not reliant on third party copyrighted material to help perpetuate its audience, but solely on the creativity of its own users within the internet community.

The massive engine required to handle the interactive content ambitions of YOUR TRUMAN SHOW will be based in San Francisco , where it was designed by founder Luca Ferrero and his technical team.

Arturo Artom, who raised the initial capital funding from both ltaly and the U.S, is rewarded as one among the most innovative Italian entrepreneurs. A pioneer in the new generation telecom business, in the early ’90s he was the first in Italy to challenge the teclo monopolist. Artom also founded Netsystem, which is now the European leader in the ADSL via satellite technology, and, recently, launched a new intelligent lighting system company, Muvis, that quickly became an international case study.

In the wake of recent lawsuits by media giants against other sites in the same vein, YOUR TRUMAN SHOW was determined to find a way to bring people together for the user experience that new generations are craving. Gen X and Gen Y audiences are now the driving force within the internet space and are consumption ambitious. The original “real” content in YOUR TRUMAN SHOW will offer audiences a way to connect and network, as well as relate to situations that may be applicable in their own lives. It will contain everything from stories about a recent job loss to a couple in crisis to the shy guy in search of the right woman and the first portal to allow video bloggers to tell their experiences on line.

YOUR TRUMAN SHOW founders Artom and Ferrero stated, “People today are entranced by what happens in other people’s lives and reality television has become a phenomenon. Equally, the internet has provided a means to reach millions, sharing personal stories, pictures, communications, home-made videos and user-generated content. The idea behind our site is simple in that it links communities together globally, providing a glimpse into people’s lives and the chance to interact with that material on a personal level. It’s almost like a permanent “Big Brother” composed of thousands of little brothers”. Participants and viewers will engage in the interactive site, voting for their favorite video blog and developing stories based on others experiences. The potential to spin the most popular and interesting into other delivery platforms is enormous as content remains king, whether on television or as theatrical motion pictures.

Negotiations are currently in place with a media company to lock such deals in place.

After I read this, I got curious.

I’m painfully sick of those who plant their demo reel on YouTube, Lonely Girl 15 springs to mind awfully quick, and asked what this site was going to do to set itself apart from all the other video sharing locations that are springing up like Starbucks all over the Internet.

This was the response regarding what Your Truman Show.com really is:

Basically this website is YouTube meets a host like MySpace. As you know, on YouTube one can watch different videos, rate them using a 5 star system and make comments, but it’s not a blog-centric site. MySpace is great because you can post videos and have links that go to your blog page/sites if you have one ““ but it’s not a universal platform for everyone to participate in ““ its only for invited friends.

Your Truman Show is YouTube with a video-blog platform which doesn’t exist anywhere else on such a large scale. The creator, Arturo Artom is aiming to bring 1 million lives together in 1 single environment. As you can see from the attachments, YTS has a very unique rating system, that rates not just the videos themselves, but people’s actual lives ““ from the dramatic, to the comedic, romantic, interesting etc”¦

Arturo compares YTS with other websites that you search for best hotels, best restaurants etc by looking at someone’s comments & reviews on the website”¦well YTS is similar in that it will have reviews and comments on people’s lives but also be the point of reference for all video-bloggers on the net.

YTS has numerous possibilities of outreach to millions of unique users. Any person can put their lives up for display, be rated, possibly highlighted, moved to the homepage where their unique life/story could be used as a powerful marketing tool, possibly for fame, or a job, anything.

Consider me hooked on the idea. I think reality, true reality, and, yes, I do realize what happens when you turn life’s lens in on itself. It’s kind of a watched pot never boils kind of thing. However, as with any endeavor you really are sorting the wheat from the chaff anyhow. If you get some shining stars in there then I think a more personal, less nut shot oriented, site like this stands a chance to be something more than it is.

MR. WOODCOCK (2007)

Director: Craig Gillespie
Cast:
Seann William Scott, Billy Bob Thornton, Susan Sarandon, Ethan Suplee, Amy Poehler, Emily Wagner, Evan Helmuth
Release: October 26, 2007
Synopsis:
Seann William Scott stars as John Farley, a self-help author who returns to his hometown only to discover that his mother (Sarandon) has fallen in love with his old high school nemesis, Mr. Woodcock (Thornton) ““ the gruff, no-nonsense gym teacher who had put him through years of mental and physical humiliation. Determined to prevent history from repeating itself, John sets out to stop his mother from marrying the man who had made life miserable for him and his classmates.

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Prognosis: Negative. Billy.

Billy, Billy, Billy. Billy Bob. Bill-a-rino.

What is up with these choices of yours? Did you buy a Twister set at Kay-B-Toys, throw away the petroleum-based game pad, keep the fun dial and just start putting absurd “acting” choices based on what big ticket item you want to buy with the paycheck you’re going to get alongside winner ideas like THE ASTRO-NOT-GONNA-SEE-IT-ANYWAY FARMER? Is it really that simple to figure out the calculus of your methodical madness?

I think it is.

You see, when you open up into a movie like this, Bill is just trying to channel that R. Lee Ermey spirit in which no one, really, has ever been able to co-opt in a way that rivals the original. It’s almost painful to watch Thornton just play the part of the sadistic gym coach. He should have learned THAT role from the masterful artist who perfected that one, a man he just acted alongside in FARMER, Marshall Bell, when he donned that leather outfit in NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2; scary shit all the way around, people.

Anyway, we get it. Thornton is a mean dude and Seann William Scott is the victim in this viscous circle only to, ta-da, be well-adjusted years later only to, ta-da, confront those same moments when we finds out, ta-da, Thornton is about to be his new step dad.

I wanted to try and actually find something amusing about how obnoxiously well-paid someone got for writing this pile of warm dung but it wasn’t until Billy Bob plundered the Matt Dillon funniness of THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY when he ranted about “retards” that really made me feel like high-fiving that blood rocking hipster. I mean I wish I could chose to do a flick where all I had to do was be an asshole and get paid for it but since I don’t have the ability to just call-in a few weeks of work, or be asked to participate in a scene where I get to beat Scott up with a bat and then give an off-the-wall, not to mention devoid of anything remotely amusing, answer as to why I did it, I just have to stand in awe of the man’s intelligence in figuring this whole game out.

Ethan Suplee, last seen rocking my face off in THE FOUNTAIN, Sean William Scott and Amy Poehler, a woman who was great in the Upright Citizens Brigade but lost some of that bite with SNL, all make great cases why they’re good to look at in a movie like this but I can’t find a single reason, apart from the treadmill gag, I preferred the hotness of that Gillette ad with the lady eating it or the Jackass crew setting the standard for anything involving pain and exercise equipment .

As it stands, this film doesn’t look like anything remotely resembling a comedy for me and I sure don’t want to assist Billy in financing that new yacht that, if WILD HOGS is any indication, the rest of you will.

DAY WATCH (2007)

Director: Timur Bekmambetov
Cast: Konstantin Khabensky, Vladimir Menshov, Valery Zolotukhin, Maria Poroshina, Galina Tunina, Victor Verzhbitsky, Dima Martynov
Release: June 1, 2007
Synopsis: Featuring the cinematic vision of cutting-edge Director/Writer Timur Bekmambetov, DAY WATCH (DNEVNOI DOZOR) is the next installment in the best-selling sci-fi novels of Sergei Lukyanenko. When the previous installment, NIGHT WATCH (NOCHNOI DOZOR), was released in its native Russia in July 2004, it became an instant smash hit breaking all film gross records in post-Soviet history. A dazzling mix of state-of-the-art visual effects, amazing action sequences, and nail-biting horror set in contemporary Moscow, DAY WATCH (DNEVNOI DOZOR) revolves around the conflict and balance maintained between the forces of light and darkness — the result of a medieval truce between the opposing sides..

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Prognosis: Positive. Horses going through brick walls?

Hell yeah.

I am not really a fan of equines, I think they’re just big dogs that people with too much money think are great to keep as pets, but when used in the correct action sequences they are pretty to look at. INDIANA JONES, LORD OF THE RINGS, 300, the list could be populated with good uses of these Great Danes with hooves. The beginning of this trailer gets my attention, and throttles it for all its worth, for incorporating them into the bullshit story of the forces of light and dark and blah blah blah.

You can’t help but admire the composition of the snowy landscape as we all walk into this world without any real knowledge of what we’re looking at. The blizzard-like fury blowing against the lone Alamo evokes desolation but the voiceover that we’re privy to helps to bring us all up to the correct speed.

Regardless of what this story is really dealing with, I haven’t a clue who is the warrior of light or dark here and could really care less, it’s the Asian horse jockey who runs straight into the fortress armed with ninjas that really turn up the amplitude.

People getting knocked in the face, guys laying down their enemies with samurai swords in slow-mo, the all out battle royale that cumulates into the transition to contemporary Russia is rather smooth. I still don’t know what’s really what but it’s nice to look at.

Absurdity follows, in such a big way, when dudes are running through subway trains, faces are falling off, people are recoiling through doors after getting some shoe leather in their chest and then, without so much as an explanation, some bearded Viking guy shows up in full chain mail and starts whipping around a broad blade. What the fuck?

Now, about at this point we get that it’s all about some piece of white chalk. I don’t know what this chalk is supposed to do but, who cares, when you have guys leaping into mini-mall directories only to disappear and then emerge in basements. You’ve got guys walking through barren wastelands, you got a guy with glowing red eyes and enough special effects to make you wonder if this movie cost more than the GDP of the country that seems to enjoy killing its critics in the media.

I don’t care what your response is to this trailer but you have to, just have to, give it up to the effect and moment where the guy stops a bus with his body; the physics of it just seem perfect as does the wicked awesome power slide of the car that spins out on the vertical face of a building.

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I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY (2007)

Director: Dennis Dugan
Cast:
Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel, Ving Rhames, Steve Buscemi, Dan Aykroyd
Release: July 20, 2007
Synopsis: Adam Sandler (Click) and Kevin James (Hitch) team as two straight guys who stumble down the aisle with the best of intentions in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Chuck Levine (Sandler) and Larry Valentine (James) are the pride of their fire station: two guy’s guys always side-by-side and willing to do anything for each other. Salt-of-the-earth widower Larry wants just one thing: to protect his family. His buddy Chuck also wants one thing: to enjoy the single life. Grateful Chuck owes Larry for saving his life in a fire, and Larry calls in that favor big time when civic red tape prevents him from naming his own two kids as his life insurance beneficiaries. All that Chuck has to do is claim to be Larry’s domestic partner on some city forms. Easy. Nobody will ever know.

But when an overzealous, spot-checking bureaucrat becomes suspicious, the new couple’s arrangement becomes a citywide issue and goes from confidential to front-page news. Forced to improvise as love-struck newlyweds, Chuck and Larry must now fumble through a hilarious charade of domestic bliss under one roof. After surviving their mandatory honeymoon and dodging the threat of exposure, the well-intentioned con men discover that sticking together in your time of need is what truly makes a family.

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Prognosis: Negative. Here’s an actual novel idea: Why not create a movie that would deal with a gay man who actually has to act like a straight man and exist in a straight world?

You know, you could actually objectify straight men and the rampant homophobia and feelings about the gay community as one of their own tries to integrate himself for some flimsy reason? I would want to see that movie but, for some reason, I can’t imagine that a=]n hour and a half of homophobic jokes and set-ups could be worth any bit of my time.

I can’t help but feel insulted right off the bat by the overtly racist representation of an Asian by Rob Schneider. I know it’s a joke but why do we have to have the Charlie Chan wannabe as the officiant for the gay wedding between Sandler and James? I can’t explain it but it’s distracting to the point of bothersome.

At the point where the two are to kiss, and this of course being a comedy, we get Sandler smacking James because, you know, kissing him would probably be “faggy.” And, really, I would be fine with that. I don’t hold myself up as some moral authority but it’s just gauche in every way.

Also, when we establish that this marriage is a sham just to take advantage of the pension system of the city’s fire department it’s just insulting to reiterate the point, again, just in case the folks in Peoria didn’t catch it a few seconds prior. But this is par for this Frisbee golf course, I guess, when some representative of the city drops by to talk about their domestic partnership and causes James to completely and totally lose his shit while on a ladder and physically causes him to lose all motor functions, tumbling down to the ground, Griswold CHRISTMAS VACTION style. Slapstick this isn’t.

Oh, and then we get Jessica Biel. This marriage was supposed to be so important to these two idiots that the trailer has them thrown into a tizzy when we see her bend over to get a file, her butt on full display, and Sandler is barely able to contain his heterosexuality because, ya know, whenever hotness bends over you gots to lose all self-control, right?

What follows is a lot of nonsense. I guess it’s supposed to make me want to see the movie, you’ve got a kid who mispronounces “homosexual” (How cute!), James tangles with a perfectly wrapped love doll (Whoa! How amusing!), and then you have the real touching moment where things get serious when Sandler just can’t leave his libido at the door as he tries to sex up Biel (Oh noes! They’ll get caught!).

Not to worry, though, as things get oh so funny again as Sandler is so idiotic, can you believe this, that he mistakes James’ boxers for a pillow case! John Candy would be proud that you could recreate the fat man’s undergarments joke in such a new way.

But, the best part of this trailer? Jessica Biel in her B&P, all wet, mincing around and her big jigglies just begging to be squished and motor boated. I think I replayed this moment a few times to see Biel in what some heterosexual geeks would label all her QuickTime gloriousness.

The way this movie leaves me, though, with the faux fight between Sandler and James, which I take it is supposed to be a real fight but somehow their gay fakery bleeds into their trying to be straight but their fight sounds like a fight between two gay men which, I suppose, if you think about it, is supposed to be all sorts of funny n’ shit. It’s just a lame attempt at humor and it is just not amusing.

Biel’s boobs, though, are well worth waiting to look at.

HALLOWEEN (2007)

Director: Rob Zombie
Cast: Malcolm McDowell, Tyler Mane, Sheri Moon Zombie, William Forsythe, Ken Foree, Danielle Harris, Adrienne Barbeau, Clint Howard, Courtney Gains, Daryl Sabara, Brad Dourif, Udo Kier, Kristina Klebel, Daeg Faerch, Pat Skipper, Dee Wallace Stone
Release: August 31, 2007
Synopsis: Rob Zombie’s vision of this film is an entirely new take on the legend and will satisfy fans of the classic “Halloween” legacy while beginning a new chapter in the Michael Myers saga. This new movie will not only appeal to horror fans, but to a wider movie-going audience as well. It will not be a copycat of any prior films in the “Halloween” franchise.

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Prognosis: Think Of It As A Work In Progress.

Note Bene: For reasons that string back to the MPAA’s long arm of the not-so-lawful they have removed the trailer from Yahoo! Movies for its strong content. Even though the proverbial and perennial Internet has made every argument about a cat in a bag being let out moot, the link here goes to YouTube where you can still enjoy what Rob’s intended. However, one weird fact remains: if the MPAA gave the green rubber stamp at the beginning of this trailer, it obviously deemed it innocuous enough to only Green Band it and not slap it with a Red one, then what the f is the big mo-funkin’ deal? Talk about the movie CAPTIVITY all you like and their lame billboard campaign but that still doesn’t excuse one organization’s inability to properly manage itself, causing others to have to buckle at their whim. Lame asses.

I would posit that the reason why so many late 90’s horror movies failed to be perennial bellwethers, apart from the crap writing, the crap acting and the real crap directing, is the use of modern techniques and technology.

To illustrate the point you can go right ahead and take a look at films like FINAL DESTINATION or I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, even the sinisterly bad H20, and see the modernity of modern cinema making the environments look like contemporary movie sets, the players look like they’re fresh from the latest Abercrombie and Fitch ad campaign and, worst of all, no real dedication to enhancing the scare factor beyond just superficial thrills.

HOSTEL, SAW and those who have seen a huge resurgence in the last few years have done well because they’re everything that the former films were not: gritty, scary and there was a dependence on solid storytelling, the spooky/fireside kind of storytelling, that has elevated the genre. Rob Zombie’s entry, the man who surprised a lot of people with the DEVIL’S REJECTS, has an especially good flavor as you get settled into his interpretation of Myers’ world.

While I do appreciate the playful eeriness of having the MGM logo and Dimension Films logo all moldy green, having the trailer appear to look like some decaying home movie, I am not all that thrilled with the voiceover that seems like a lazy attempt to contextualize what we’re seeing instead of having the film do it on its own.

It’s disappointing as well because we’re given some really creative clips, again, the home movie motif, against the backdrop of Michael’s initial rampage. And the rampage! Homeboy is shown slyly taking out a big ass pig sticker and then moves on to the gunmetal Louisville. His sister doesn’t know what’s coming and I’m fairly surprised we’re shown as much as we are. Wicked awesome.

I didn’t know Michael had such a lovely long blonde mane but I do like the catch-it-or-miss-it superimpose of what will eventually be his trademark pale mask but the set-up is absolutely perfect. It’s in, out and on its way to something else.

Now, what’s confusing about what follows after this is that, save for the fact that I know the answer because I’ve been reading about it, as a casual viewer I’m not sure if this movie is supposed to be a retelling of the first movie or if this is a different story altogether.

It doesn’t help that Voiceover Guy is yapping in my ear as the quick clips that we’re given are about as discordant as you could get. Someone is getting chased down the street, Meyers is carrying some dead body like it’s a noble prize, some lass gets yanked out from the passenger side of a car, Myers peeps some unsuspecting, nude lady and, to end it all, I have to admit I liked the quiet moment that’s broken up by some screaming woman (what is it with our collective delight in killing the ladies?) who tries to get away from Michael only to be pulled back into the house, door slamming shut behind them.

Good start but there is real room for improvement with regard to enhancing the scare factor.

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