Tag: Russell Brand

  • My Favourite Things: October 2013

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    OCTOBER

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    I’m back to give you more of my favourite stuff online. The videos aren’t necessarily from the last month, but that’s when I found them so it’s good enough for me!

    1) We Are Brothers

    Two brothers (with the decidedly mad names Baddy Paris and Rufus Starlight) set out to give the most memorable best-man speech at a wedding and I think they gave it one hell of a shot. Here is a snippet of their description:

    “At his wedding we pleaded for our brother not to leave us, in the only way we knew how to say it; through the medium of 80s music and video. We thought we’d done ok, but he left us anyway”.

    It has no right to be as good as it is.

    2) Political Apathy

    Russell Brand recently was interviewed by Jeremy Paxman about his political beliefs. It was a slightly heated but eloquent debate about apathy in the modern political system. You can watch a large portion of it here:

    It has sparked lots of conversation online with people both agreeing and disagreeing with Brand’s viewpoints. Comedian and friend of FRED Rufus Hound share’s Brand’s thoughts and even spoke about it a couple years ago on his comedy special. Check it out below, it’s pretty hilarious and scarily accurate:

    3) Beetlejuice: A Minecraft Rollercoaster

    I have never played Minecraft. I think I’m just too old to get it. But, those who do play it have made some excellent things. Example A: This rollercoaster created in homage to Tim Burton’s best film (that’s right, I said it). It features recreated scenes and designs based on the film and it has a great tune playing too.

    4) Lip Sync Battle

    Once again proving that Jimmy Fallon has stolen the life I should be living, this little video is inordinately smile inducing. Jimmy, Joseph Gordon Levitt, and Stephen Merchant play a game of lip synching to popular songs.

    Who knew Stephen Merchant could move so well?

    5) Hipster or a Hobo

    To play us out this month, The Rubberbandits are back with their first new material since their double album “Serious About Men”. It’s a slower r’n’b song about the thin line in current fashion trends.

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    And that’s it! My favourite things of the last month.

    Aaron Fever is the creator of cry-singing to “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”. He is also more accurately an internet whore and rarely leaves the house. If you like what you read here check out his blog http://www.aaronfever.com

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 3/23/12: Spy Games

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    It’s n ice that the original adaptation of John Le Carre’s Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (Acorn, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.99 SRP), starring Sir Alec Guinness as the sidelined spy George Smiley who’s tapped to root out a mole, makes its high-def debut at the same time as the new big screen Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), starring Gary Oldman as Smiley. Both are beautiful bits of clockwork intrigue and suspense, but Guinness gets the edge only because, as a mini-series, the story is allowed to breath and get far richer in its plot and character. Both, however, are worth watching.

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    If you want to make your weekend decidedly Kubrickian, why not go about your life and run your errands wearing your very own Horse Head Mask ($25.99). Not only will you be a true individual, but you’ll also be downright creepy.

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    There are quite a few ways that The Muppets (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) is just an awful, misguided attempt to bring Jim Henson’s beloved creations back into the public consciousness. Perhaps the one that galls me the most is that this really isn’t a film about The Muppets. It’s fanfiction about Jason Segal and his resurrection of The Muppets with the help of a character he created, the Anything-Muppet Walter… Who’s really just a proxy for Jason Segal. If you’re going to make a film about The Muppets, present them without first setting them up to have become culturally irrelevant failures, and also, maybe, let them be the actual stars of their own damn film, and not second fiddles. So, yeah. Anyhoo, bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, a blooper reel, and more.

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    I’m not about to go and say it’s anything brilliant, but as far as family films about the Easter Bunny as played by Russell Brand go, Hop (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) is a fun little diversion with enough humor and energy yo make for an enjoyable watch with the kids. Even with the pooping jelly beans thing. Bonus materials include a new mini-movie, featurettes, and more.

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    It’s not very often that a stage play makes the transition to film and retains its single location, and even rarer that it actually works, but Carnage (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) uses its enclosed locale to brilliantly bring together the parents of a bully with the parents of his victim for a conversational dinner that devolves into verbal warfare. The ensemble is the key, and John C. Reilly, Jodie Foster, Kate Winslet, and Christoph Waltz pull it off beautifully. Bonus materials include a trio of featurettes.

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    Fans of ABC Family’s series about a high school student leading a double life as a fashion house intern, Jane By Design (ABC Family, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP) can pick up the first volume, containing the initial 10 episodes of its debut season.

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    Jonah Hill’s blink-and-you-missed-it The Sitter (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is an affable, if unmemorable piece of pass-the-time comedy. Think Adventures In Babysitting, but raunchy. And with Jonah Hill. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, outtakes, and more.

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    MGM opens their vaults for more releases from their MOD Limited Edition Collection. Titles this time around include John Huston’s Sinful Davey (MGM, Rated R, DVD-$19.98), Robert Carradine & Billy Dee Williams in Number One With A Bullet (MGM, Rated R, DVD-$19.98), Anthony Edwards & Kathy Bates in the Depression-era romance Summer Heat (MGM, Rated R, DVD-$19.98), and the National Enquirer-esque tabloid spoof The American Snitch (MGM, Rated R, DVD-$19.98).

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    While many of you are waiting for the cinematic arrival of The Hunger Games, there are many who claim that it’s ripping off a now-legendary cult Japanese action flick that’s getting a deluxe treatment with Battle Royale: The Complete Collection (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), which features multiple cuts of the film, the sequel, and loads of bonus materials. So if you want to check out if this bloody war between Japanese Junior High students and see how it stacks up against Hunger Games, this is the way to do it.

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    Deep in the caves of Androzani Minor, the Doctor and Peri are swept up in a struggle full of political backstabbing and murder pitting Androzani Major against a deformed madman named Sharaz Jek. Well, now you can get both Jek and Peri via the nifty Caves Of Androzani Set ($40), so you can finally re-enact the death of Peter Davison’s 5th Doctor.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 7/15/11: Dragon Games

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    I would be lying if I said I wasn’t the least bit worried that George RR. Martin might be unable to keep all of the plates of his sprawling Song Of Ice & Fire series spinning with the arrival of the long-awaited 5th installment, A Dance With Dragons (Bantam, $35.00 SRP). The series has only grown larger and more complicated with each outing, with hundreds of characters in a delicate web. So, did he pull it off? I’m delighted to say that he did. Quite handily. Not only do we catch up with all of the characters not seen since Book 3, but we also dovetail with where Book 4 left off and carry the story forward for all – Right up to a conclusion that leaves me bitterly disappointed that I’m right back to hanging off the cliff desperately awaiting the next tome.

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    If you’re not comfortable with the whole touch-activated thing and desire a measure of accuracy, then you might want to try the Pogo Stylus ($14.99), which features a soft tip and even comes with a clip that attaches easily to your iPhone/iPod.

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    You know, it says it’s from Nickelodeon studios, but I find it hard to believe that Rango (Nickelodeon, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP). While showing it to my nephews, I felt I’d taken them on a vision quest guided by the bastard son of Terry Gilliam & Sergio Leone. It’s also some of the most photo-realistic CG character animation you’ll ever see, guided by strong character design and in support of a pretty damn good story. And Johnny Depp as the titular Gecko? Finally, a role he was born to play. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted scenes.

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    I usually find Robot Chicken an uneven affair, but they always seem to bring their A-game to their Star Wars specials. While Robot Chicken Star Wars III (Adult Swim, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP) isn’t their best outing, there’s still plenty of good material in it – particularly any sketches featuring the Seth MacFarland-voiced Emperor Palpatine. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and trailers.

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    Oh, great that these classic Doctor Who releases are coming so fast, as we get the terribly unappreciated William Hartnell old west adventure The Gunfighters (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) and the enjoyable if marginal Peter Davison story The Awakening (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). As we’ve come to expect from these special editions, both discs contain an audio commentary and a healthy clutch of behind-the-scenes featurettes and archive materials.

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    As the cinematic Harry Potter-verse draws to a close, there’s a lot of products both official and unofficial that are being released to capitalize on all of the wizardry hubbub, but one of the most fun unofficial items has to be The Unofficial Harry Potter Sweet Shoppe Kit (Adams Media, $24.95) – which is a big box full of recipes, candy molds, broomstick lollipop sticks, bags, and ties. Yup, that’s right – everything you need to make magically delicious treats inspired by those found in Harry’s world. Yum.

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    It doesn’t seem that long since the last series, but the spooks at MI-5 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) are back with another batch of high-wire tension exploits that test friendships and international relations to the breaking point.

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    After 15 seasons, ER (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) comes to a close as some characters make unexpected returns and many make unexpected exits as the clock runs down on the lifesaving work at County General. The 5-disc set contains all 22 episodes, plus deleted scenes and a retrospective featurette.

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    Oh, Russell Brand. I really do like you as a performer, and was a fan long before the rest of the US even knew who you were, but this remake of Arthur (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP)? It just doesn’t work. I know you’re trying real hard, and the original wasn’t some masterpiece, but this whole affair just falls terribly, terribly flat in both the comedy and the shoehorned drama (admittedly, an issue with the original, as well). Let’s just forget this ever happened, Russell. Like Arthur 2: On The Rocks. Deal? Bonus materials include a production featurette, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    A consummate lawyer who works out of the back seat of his car, Matthew McConaughey finds himself in a violent predicament when he takes on the defense of a young man accused of rape and murder in the entirely watchable thriller The Lincoln Lawyer (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). Bonus materials include a trio of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    The third season of Damages (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP) finds Glenn Close’s litigator Patty Hewes going up against the evil Tobin family – particularly matriarch Lily Tomlin and lawyer Martin Short. How great is that? The 3-disc set contains all 13 episodes plus commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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    Shout Factory has cranked up their high definition genre releases with a pair of must-have cheese flicks – Roger Corman’s Star Wars pastiche Battle Beyond The Stars (Shout Factory, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$26.97 SRP) and the totally bonkers post-apocalyptic road movie Damnation Alley (Shout Factory, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$26.97 SRP). Both discs are loaded with bonus materials, including audio commentaries, featurettes, trailers, and TV spots.

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    Regardless of which side you fall on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, the film Miral (Anchor Bay, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) is a powerful piece of filmmaking that focuses on a girl who comes of age in the middle of the conflict, whose father entrusts her to the care of a local orphanage after the death of her mother – an orphanage run by a woman whose focus is on peace through education. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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    If you’ve got a big, beautiful high definition television, there’s nothing like kicking back and just drinking in the beauty of the IMAX films Tropical Rainforest & the volcanic Ring Of Fire (Inception, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP each). As nature documentaries go, they’re glorious eye candy.

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    Are you behind on picking up the DVD releases of Nickelodeon’s most popular preschool shows? Well, now you can catch up with Yo Gabba Gabba!: Party In A Box! (Nickelodeon, Not Rated DVD-$24.99 SRP) and Dora’s Big Party Pack (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP). The Gabba set contains the previously released Dancey Dance Bunch, Birthday Boogie & Clubhouse, while the Dora set collects Dora’s Big Birthday Adventure, It’s A Party, & Super Silly Fiesta.

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    I know there are plenty of fans, but I’ve never been able to make it through an episode of Entourage (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) without getting frustrated by characters I really don’t want to spend any time with. For those who do, the 7th season is now available, sporting audio commentaries, featurettes, and interviews.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/1/10: Great Ape

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Like Citizen Kane and Casablanca, the original King Kong (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) is one of the many gems in the Warner Bros. library. While we don’t have our high definition Kane yet, the restoration and mastering done on this new Kong is simply breathtaking, and give me high hopes for their treatment of Welles’ legendary flick. Bonus features on this new edition include an audio commentary, a 7-part documentary, test footage with Ray Harryhausen commentary, the lost “Spider-Pit” sequence, a spotlight on producer Merian C. Cooper, and the theatrical trailer.

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    Most geeks love pizza. Most geeks love Star Trek. Well, the fine folks at Thinkgeek have realized both of these truths and constructed an item which melds the two together – the Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter ($24.99). That’s right – you can now cut your Italian pie with the forward section of the USS Enterprise, fashioned in laser-etched stainless steel.

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    It’s quite depressing to realize, while re-watching the DVD of the brilliant second season of Party Down (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$29.97 SRP), that Starz cancelled the series, and this is the last we’ll see of the dysfunctional caterers. Bonus materials are limited to a promo and a gag reel, which is a shame.

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    It’s not as strong a comedic romp as Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but the Aldous Snow spin-off Get Him To The Greek (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) – about a junior record exec (Jonah Hill) tasked with delivering the off-the-wagon Snow to a concert at the titular theater – is an enjoyable vehicle for Russell Brand, and actually makes me look forward to his take on Arthur. Also, Colm Meaney plays Aldous’s father. More Colm Meaney, I say. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, alternate intro/ending, featurettes, deleted scenes, gag reels, and music performances.

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    It seems to be taking forever, but slowly but surely the US DVD releases are catching up with the new episodes, so picking up Top Gear 13 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) beings you that much closer. The 3-disc set contains all 7 episodes of the only car show that could make someone as apathetic about cars as I am a diehard fan. Bonus materials include additional footage and interviews.

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    The Warner Archive collection has been great about releasing some deep catalogue titles, but also some much-desired flicks that have limited commercial appeal because, to put it kindly, they weren’t that good. Of the fantastic deep catalogue material, we have something like The Robert Benchley Miniatures Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.95), which brings together all 30 of the brilliant, hilarious observational shorts that Benchley did for MGM from 1935-1944. On the not-so-good-but-people-still-want-it side, you’ve got the Chevy Chase/Carrie Fisher/Billy Barty little people comedy Under The Rainbow (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$19.95), the Peter Sellers/Brit Ekland bullfighting dud (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.95), and Paul Simon’s painfully boring (but with a great soundtrack) The BoboOne Trick Pony (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$19.95).

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    It’s not the Blu-Ray set that some of us were hoping for, but Secret Agent AKA Danger Man: The Complete Collection (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$99.95 SRP) is a comprehensive gathering of Patrick McGoohan’s pre-Prisoner spy series, containing all 86 episodes, including the two-part color finale.

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    While we’re all waiting for the release of the next full season set, let’s relive some of the finest adventures of South Park‘s most naïve little boy with A Little Box Of Butters (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), which collects 13 remastered episodes (now in widescreen), plus a lost chapter of Butters’ “The Poop That Took A Pee”, a WWBD bracelet, an Inspector Butters badge, a necklace, and more.

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    If you’d like to see an absolutely superb performance by David Bowie, look no further than Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), wherein he plays a British officer held prisoner by the Japanese in World War II in a film that’s like a more intense, slightly erotic Bridge On The River Kwai. Now presented in high definition, bonus materials include a vintage featurette, a 1996 documentary, interviews, the trailer, and a booklet.

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    One would have hopes that the 25th Anniversary Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Concerts (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) held in 2009 to commemorate the museums birthday would have been an event to remember, but nothing seems to really click, from lackluster performances to a line-up that makes you miss those that couldn’t (or wouldn’t) be there all the more.

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    The 10th season of CSI (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$79.99 SRP) marks the arrival of Laurence Fishburne as Dr. Ray Langstrom, shaking up the calcification process that has been overtaking the show over the past few years. The 7-disc set includes audio commentaries, featurettes, and the crossover episodes with the Miami & New York CSIs.

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    Soundtrack fans have a trio of new titles to fill out their collections this week, courtesy of the fine folks at Silva Screen Records. The newest is Ben Affleck’s The Town, with music by Harry Gregson-Williams & David Buckley, followed by Brad Fiedel’s score for Terminator 2 and Paul Giovanni’s soundtrack to the original Wicker Man (Silva Screen Records, $16.98 SRP each).

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    I remember loving them as a kid, so I’m eager to show my nephews the animated adaptations of Beverly Cleary’s beloved stories included in the Ralph Mouse Collection (Scholastic, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP), because how could they not like a mouse riding a motorcycle?

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    After the abysmal eighth season, I had some hope that the bonus, ultimately final ninth season of Scrubs (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP) might be a streamline return to the blend of comedy and drama that had attracted me to the show in its early, wonderful seasons. Sadly, the goofball, live action Family Guy antics continued, and the replacement cast, bolstered by some returning faces and a lingering Zach Braff, never really gelled into anything worth watching. A shame. Bonus features include featurettes, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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    I’ve been less-than-impressed with the ever-changing visual style of the DC Universe direct-to-video animated films, but at least they’ve reversed a further negative in Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) by having the good sense to reinstate Kevin Conroy and Tim Daly as the voices of the legendary superheroes (even if they still insisted on recasting Apocalypse). The story itself finds everyone fighting over a mysterious girl who crashes to Earth in a Kryptonian ship. If you guessed she’s to become Supergirl, you’d be right. Bonus materials include a look at the character of Darkseid, a Green Arrow short, a featurette on the New Gods, 4 bonus cartoons featuring Darkseid, and more.

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    It’s easy to look back at it as a piece of soul kitsch, but the one thing you can say about The Best Of Soul Train (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) is that the show, over its 35 year history, did include an incredible array or performers, from Marvin Gaye and Curtis Mayfield to James Brown and Aretha Franklin.

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    I fell out of love with Family Guy years ago, so I really haven’t been enthused enough to dip into its spin-off, The Cleveland Show (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), but for those who have and enjoyed it, you’ll want to pick up the first season set, featuring all 21 episodes, audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, a music video, a table read, and more.

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    Leaving box stores behind but not abandoning fans, Warners has shifted the second season of Falcon Crest (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.95) over to their on-demand Warner Archive Collection, so if you’re hooked and want to find out what happens next to the Channing wine dynasty, look no further than the 22 episodes on this 6-disc set.

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    Using CG recreations, both Battle 360 (History Channel , Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.95 SRP) & Patton 360: The Complete Season One (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.95 SRP) take an in-depth, comprehensive, in-the-thick-of-it look at the battles that defined the second World War.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Wonderful World of Talkies: Tenacious D & Friends Stand With Haiti

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    Howdy Interwebbers. I’m Matt Cohen and I dig the D.

    Of course, I am referring to Tenacious D – the folk-metal guitar duo made up of Jack Black (Jables) and Kyle Gass (Kage). I’ve been getting my socks rocked off’ since high school, and have been an avid follower of all things D ever since. I voraciously devour their new albums and attend as many live shows as I can, so it was to my delight and surprise that the boys had put together an epic night of comedy and music… and better yet, it was for a great cause. I snagged my ticket, patiently waited a few weeks, ventured out in the heart of Korea Town (and hunted for a good/free parking spot, WHICH I found, thank you very much) and was presented with a night of performances I would never forget.

    Want to live vicariously through me? Well, besides it being a tad creepy… I’m flattered… Here’s your chance! I’m proud to present my review of “Tenacious D and Friends: Stand With Haiti”, presented in chronological order for all you fans of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder!

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    Maya Rudolph: What’s funny is that I had just watched Ms. Rudolph’s infamous SNL “Nation Anthem” sketch mere hours before attending the show.

    What’s also funny is getting to see it in person. Maya took the stage as “Pamela Bell” and proceeded to sheepishly walk to the center, pick up her microphone, and – well, you all know how this one goes (If you don’t know how this one goes, watch the video above). It’s been a minute since I’ve seen Rudolph in anything (I think since IDIOCRACY, which was a few years back now) and seeing her on stage reminded me she really is one of the more talented women in the funny business. I look forward to seeing more of her in the future.

    Tig Notaro: Heading to the show, I had no clue if this was a comedian, a musician, a man, or a woman. I knew one thing – Tig is fun to say. Happy to report that Ms. Notaro is a) A Woman and b) A comedian… and a very funny one at that. Ms. Notaro admittedly looks a bit like she could be Mr. Notaro at first glance, and she talks about the consequences of such a misidentification. Witty, calm – Notaro has the poise and presence of an old hand at the comedy game, and her set was better then most “spotlights” I’ve seen on major TV networks in recent years. A really solid stand up set by someone who was previously unknown to me goes to show that comedy can come from anywhere, and to never overlook a “new” voice. Consider me a fan.

    Will Ferrell: The big surprise of the night. Without fanfare, without hype, without notice – Will Ferrell took the stage to what was probably the biggest applause of the event (other than The D). Ferrell quickly apologized to the audience, as he had “forgotten” the scheduling of the benefit and, as such, had arrived unprepared. He then proceeded to delight and confuse the crowd with the only “routine” he could remember off the top of his head – a third grade dance routine set to the synth classic “The Popcorn Song”, by Hot Butter. Cue two minutes of “Kaufmanesque” type performance art that made you smile more then it managed to illicit belly laughs. Ferrell was a welcome if not odd addition to an already stellar line-up of entertainers, and it was pretty cool to get to see one of my favorite on-screen comedians in the flesh (albeit 20 or so feet away).

    Frank Black: The frontman from the PIXIES (sometimes know as Black Francis) took to the stage for the evening’s first musical number, and I was fairly excited. I proudly put the PIXIES in my top ten all-time favorite bands, and I had not gotten the chance to see them or their illustrious leader (Miss you, Kim.) live. The set was not quite what I expected – picture a heavy, raw, oddly tempoed angry rockster – but was still quite enjoyable. I did get to hear “Where Is My Mind”, which brought up all kinds of FIGHT CLUB related memories. Definitely worth checking out, but I’d much rather hear the whole band (or what stands for the whole band at the current date and time).

    Bob Odenkirk: Out of the grand list of illustrious talent assembled, Mr. Odenkirk is my number one. Allow me to clarify. Yes, I am a huge Tenacious D fan, as I am one of Patton Oswalt, Aimee Man, Brand/Segal, etc. However, if the benefit had just been Bob Odenkirk talking to himself on a stage for an hour, I would not only have attended, but would have payed a lot of money to do so. In terms of “influences” in my life, Bob Odenkirk (and David Cross) are in the top quadrant. Without MR. SHOW in the world, I most likely would be an accountant somewhere, asking people around the office, “Hey, what’s this Twitter thing I keep hearing about?” Odenkirk emerged in a mustache and horn rimmed glasses as Steve Job’s lesser known but “better” brother. Odenkirk walked us through a presentation (complete with slides) of his newest inventions. Classic Odenkirk – weird but not zany character, tons of pop culture references (His partners in business? Clint Howard and Gordon Spielberg), and a concise and well paced sketch. One of the kings of comedy doing what he does very well. My only complaint was that Odenkirk was only on stage for about seven minutes. I could watch that man do comedy for days on end and beg for more.

    James Mercer: This was a benefit and all the artists were appearing out of the kindness of their hearts, so I would feel bad “maligning” anyone, but…. I don’t think I like the Shins. I had never heard of them or their frontman James Mercer before the night, and after hearing said dude perform a couple songs, I don’t think I’m missing much. Yeah, Mercer has a nice voice and can play guitar alright, but he’s so opposite my type of music. So mellow I almost fell asleep standing up. Mercer played about three acoustic songs and the ladies swooned. I had to hold on to a railing to stop from “slumbering off”. People seem to like him and the guy came out for a good cause and lent his time, so – right on. A Shins fan I suddenly am not, though.

    Nick Kroll and Ben Stiller: Oh, Fabrice Fabrice. I cannot get enough of this character. From the first time I saw Nick Kroll perform as Fabrice Fabrice, I’ve been hooked – bordering on obsessed. For those unfamiliar with the character, Fabrice Fabrice is a loud, obnoxious, ridiculously dressed “Head of Craft Services” who is of somewhat questionable sexuality. His “routine” consists of regaling the crowd with some of his stories from his many years spent in the fast track world that is feature film craft services. He oftentimes invites some of the celebrities he’s worked with in the past onto stage with him for an embarrassing and ridiculously offensive interview. Tonight’s guest: Mr. Ben Stiller. I don’t want to try and paraphrase an act that began with “What up you cock-ass bitches?!?” so I’ll leave the exact details to your imagination. However, the interview included references to Michael Jackson being a woman, Stiller’s inappropriate relationship with the monkey from NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM, and an invitation of oral sex, “For Haiti”. It’s not often that one of Hollywood’s biggest comedians plays the straight man, but Stiller certainly filled that role during Kroll’s savage and ridiculously funny assessment of his career. Nick Kroll is funny with or without a rhinestone belt that says “Bing Bong”, and to see him share the stage with the likes of Ben Stiller was a thrill for someone who’s been following his career since its inauspicious starts at a basement theater in New York City. And Ben Stiller is a also person who ain’t that bad.

    Jason Segal: A musical interlude from the man who forgot Sarah Marshall. I’m sure you’ve all seen the film by now so you may know that Segal performs (and wrote) some original songs for the film, including a mini version of a Dracula musical entitled “A Taste For Blood”. All six plus feet of Segal took the stage to a warm welcome, though he looked a bit sad. Once seated at the keyboard he told the audience, “I’m bummed because my buddy was supposed to show up to help me tonight but he couldn’t make it”. Now, I know a bit when I see one, but I wasn’t sure just who exactly would be joining Segal on stage. Incidentally, Segal was joined by a guest on his first song of the evening – Jack Black came out to perform a duet of “Dracula’s Lament” in which Jables belted out some high notes to match Segal’s now-famous Dracula impression. Funny stuff. But, of course, this wasn’t the aforementioned buddy who had missed the show. We’d have to wait for Segal’s second number to find out who that was – and from the moment it started, it was kind of an easy guess. The opening notes of “Inside of You” rang out in the theatre, the first verse proceeded (with Segal doing a sort of fake Brand impersonation), and then the man of the hour took the stage – Russel Brand. The two joined for a spirited version of the Infant Sorrow classic and finished it all of with a uncomfortably long open mouthed kiss. Good stuff and a good reminder that GET HIM TO THE GREEK drops soon (At least it was for me).

    Patton Oswalt: I am a fan of stand up comedy, but I’m not a “stand-up guy”, per say. I’ve got my favorites, and I always try to keep up to date on their newest releases/routines – and Patton Oswalt is definitely included in that pack. I have listened to Patton’s albums dozens of times and had been anxiously awaiting the opportunity to catch a live show. This wonderful night did not fail me. Patton did a full half hour of brand new stand up (I’d never heard it before) and within a few minutes I was doubled over in hysterics, trying to stay afoot. Patton is so unassuming that when the insanity leaves his mouth it not only catches you off guard, but sort of wakes you up a bit. His presence on stage is so polar to the material he’s delivering, which is conscious and brilliant. If he was Dane Cook telling the same jokes, it wouldn’t work. There’s something so instantly likable (almost lovable) about Patton that his insights, while not always the most profound statements ever, are always familiar – which, of course, is one of the ingredients for good stand up. Relatability. Familiarity. Etc. If this set is any indication of where Patton’s taking his comedy (more family material, kid stuff, less geek-oriented material), I will purchase his newest release gladly, and I relish the day when I get to see him take to the stage again.

    Aimee Mann: Aimee Mann is one of my top 3 favorite solo artists, and it was a thrill and a pleasure to finally get to see her perform live (and one of the motivating factors in my attendance of the show). Ms. Mann took the stage with a skeleton crew – a bass player and a keyboardist – and began to rock the house in her own very unique and other-worldly way for a solid half hour or so. As far as female voices go, Aimee Mann’s is at the top of the heap, and her guitar skills match – to see it all live is to be caught up in a sort of rapture. Lots of talented folks in the house this evening but Aimee Mann – at least musically – is on an entire other level. I was first exposed to Aimee Mann with her work on the MAGNOLIA soundtrack (and within the film itself), and since then have been longing to catch her perform. Of all the tracks Mann and co. played during the show, my favorite has to be “Save Me”, from the MAGNOLIA soundtrack. Very different from my usual concert fare, but so damned talented and, dare I say, beautiful that I would definitely check out Aimee Mann live again in the future (And wouldn’t mind seeing her also very talented husband, Michael Penn, either).

    Russell Brand: By this point in the night, I thought that Tenacious D would take the stage for the finale, and I was quite content with that. Luckily, like always, I was wrong. “Rusty” took the stage like a pit bull takes to raw meat and delivered what is definitely the most energetic and frantic set of stand-up comedy (if you could really call it that – more like “observational philosophy) I’ve ever seen. Wordy is an understatement when one describes Brand’s stage set – It’s like studying for your SAT verbal section. Rather then being off-putting or excluding, Brand’s intellectual (and highly spiritual/sexual) bent differentiates him from ANY comic working today. Like all the bests, Brand uses the stage as a psychotherapy couch, and the cathartic rambling that spews henceforth from his waifish frame is a look into the mind of a very complex, very intelligent, very disturbed, and – luckily for the audience – very funny human being. Brand muses on all things from life, love, and the pursuit of “happiness” to more topical subjects as his recent stint as host of the MTV Movie Awards. A mile a minute, very funny, and oftentimes challenging, if you get a chance to see Mr. Brand take to a stage, I would definitely recommend jumping on the chance.

    Tenacious D: The men behind the entire evening. Respectively – Jack Black and Kyle Gass. Collectively – The D. I’ve had the pleasure of both meeting The D at a signing and seeing their PICK OF DESTINY TOUR when it hit Madison Square Garden, so I knew that some face-melting was about to occur. Since I heard the first licks of “Wonderboy” back in the 9th grade, I’ve been hooked on them. And not as a parody group or a comedy act, but rather as one of my favorite bands in the world, musically as well as ideologically. This very special set kicked off with the debut of a new song, chronicling the failure that was THE PICK OF DESTINY, and foretelling The D’s inevitable return to greatness. Pop songs, these are not. All the favorites were rolled out – “Tribute”, “Fuck Her Gently”, etc.) with a few songs I’d never heard thrown into the mix as well (including a very funny new tune called “The Roadie”). Look, you either love The D or you’ve never heard of them. It was a D show. Rocking and funny while at the same time melodic and impressive. Notable moments include Ben Stiller making a guest drum appearance on a cover of the GOOD TIMES theme, and Kyle quitting the band (as he always does). A fantastic finale to a truly remarkable night of laughs and music.

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    And like that, it was over. One of the most entertaining nights I can remember in a long while, and all for a worthy purpose, as well. Sometimes, all is right with the world. Thanks for the gander, and I’ll see you cats next time with a op-ed piece on the 90’s equivalent of LOST… THE X-FILES. How good was it? How important was it? How Canadian was it?

    Matt Cohen is currently Standing With Laziness

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 11/13/09: KNOWLEDGE!

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    As dense as a diamond and just as exquisite, the second volume of world knowledge written by the world’s FOREMOST EXPERT on ALL THAT IS KNOWABLE (if not factual) and the possessor of soft hands and a baby’s face (the former per our handshake, the latter per Ricky Gervais), John Hodgman, is now available for purchase from your favorite book emporium IN SOFTCOVER. More Information Than You Require (Riverhead Books, $15.00 SRP) picks up where The Areas Of My Expertise left off – literally – and presents the reader (us) with learned knowings rare, surreal, useful, and useless, as well as 700 Mole Men (one of which bears a familiar name) and CHARTS! Lots and lots of CHARTS! How can you not want this book? THERE ARE CHARTS! “But what if I’m too lazy to read, and the clarion call of CHARTS is no attraction to me?” I hear some of you cry. Well, there is now More Information Than You Require: The Audio Book (Penguin Audio, $34.95 SRP), which finds Hodgman joined by his scruffy troubadourial sidekick, Jonathan Coulton, and a galaxy of guest stars (including DICK CAVETT!). Did you hear that parenthetical, people?!? DICK CAVETT! Get the audio book. And the book. And some candles. You can never have enough candles.

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    I admit it – I was skeptical of Up (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$45.99 SRP) when I saw the first teaser, ages ago. How would Pixar pull of what seemed to be a film starring an old man living in a house held aloft by balloons? Well, I should really learn to doubt Pixar less, because once again they pull off an unorthodox premise with style, wit, and a breathtaking amount of real, genuine emotion as we follow the story of elderly Carl Fredrickson as his plans to fulfil a lifelong dream get turned upside down by an unlikely stowaway in the form of an 8-year-old Wilderness Explorer, Russell. Just see the film, particularly in high definition, which comes bundled with a standard DVD as well. Bonus features include a brand new short starring Dug the dog, behind-the-scenes documentaries, an integrated making-of, and more.

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    It’s been a long wait, but another classic Pixar flick makes it into the realm of high-definition with the arrival of Monsters, Inc. (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$40.99 SRP). The 4-disc set contains both Blu-Ray & standard discs, while the Blu-Ray side of the fence ports over all of the bonus materials from the original DVD release, plus a new behind-the-scenes look at the building of the Monsters, Inc. ride at Tokyo Disneyland, a filmmaker’s roundtable, and audio commentary, banished concepts, a Pixar Fun Factory tour, and more.

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    I was a fan of the Timm/Dini animated adventures of Batman, Superman, and even Batman Beyond, and while it doesn’t have the brilliant noir of the Dark Knight’s series or the rah-rah of the Man of Steel, I greatly enjoyed Timm’s take on the Justice League. What could have been a mess of too many characters, evolved into a brilliantly executed multi-season arc that puts shows like Lost and Heroes to shame. If you haven’t seen it, you can partake of the entire run via Justice League: The Complete Series (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$99.98 SRP). The 15-disc set contains all 91 episodes comprising both Justice League and Justice League Unlimited, with the 15th disc being a brand new exclusive documentary Unlimited Reserve: Exploring The Depths Of The DC Universe.

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    It’s the holiday season, and what that means in the UK (and for comedy fans around the globe) is that comics are dropping their stand-up DVDs just in time to help audiences pass the long winter with a bit of a laugh. First up is the latest from Russell Brand, Scandalous: Live At The O2 (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP), which finds him largely building a show around the fallout from the Andrew Sachs debacle and the MTV VMAs. Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP) is Carr at his most comfortable and offensive, pushing the limits of the joke form in an almost clinical – but still funny – fashion. Last up is the sophomore effort from Mock The Week regular Russell Howard, Dingledodies (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP). All are packed with bonus material, and all are worth picking up.

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    The folks at Rifftrax have stepped in – just when we all feared there would be a comedy lull – with a new pair of ace DVD releases that are as equally must-have as all of the previous ones (which SHOULD all be on your shelf). So what should you be picking up? Well, there’s the baffling astronauts on pathetic dinosaur planet named, appropriately, Planet of Dinosaurs and one of the many low-rent, sad entries in John Carradine’s career, Voodoo Man (Legend Films, Not Rated, DVD-$9.95 each). Go. Get ’em.

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    If you haven’t been able to find your way there in four decades, you might want to refresh your memory with the celebratory Sesame Street: 40 Years Of Sunny Days (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$29.93 SRP), a 4-disc overview of the show’s long and storied history. Granted, the last 15 years are a bit of a dud compared to the original genius, but hey – no reason to avoid the good stuff contained within the set.

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    And while you’re at it, pick up Sesame Street: A Celebration Of 40 Years Of Life On The Street (Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers, $40.00 SRP) – a lavishly illustrated, truly massive tome that gives a wonderful, highly visual look at the folks behind the show and the production of the show itself – from both an entertainment and educational perspective. It’s loving walk down memory lane that’s a perfect companion to the recent Street Gang: The Complete History Of Sesame Street.

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    Warner’s wonderful Archive Collection strikes again, delivering unto comedy fans the long-requested Gilda Live (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$14.96) – the theatrically released recording of Gilda Radner’s post-SNL Broadway show. It’ll make you miss her even more. Get this.

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    I love a premise that is instantly brilliant and then brilliantly realized, and such is the case with Charlie Brooker’s Dead Set (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP), which explores the question, “What would happen to the sequestered housemates of Big Brother if a zombie outbreak swept over Britain?” And the resultant story is a fun bit of pop culture smash up. The special edition features interviews, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and deleted/extended scenes.

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    Time marches on, which means a brand new release starring everyone’s favorite sqaurepanted sponge, Spongebob Squarepants: Truth Or Square (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). The titular episode is presented in expanded form with celebrity appearances, along with 4 additional episodes, a behind-the-scenes featurette on the show’s opening, and karaoke music videos.

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    What started off as a gimmicky show has evolved into one of the few procedurals I’ll actually watch, and I attribute it almost entirely to the onscreen chemistry of David Krumholtz, Rob Morrow, and the always wonderful Judd Hirsch (oh, and Peter MacNicol). See for yourself in the 5th season of Numbers (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$60.90 SRP). The 6-disc set features all 23 episodes, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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    Ah, Peep Show. If you’re a fan of The Office – or just offbeat British comedy in general (you know, the smart people) – you’ll probably dig Peep Show (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP). Gosh, how do I describe such a unique premise… In the show, you see the lives of roommates Jeremy & Mark through their eyes – and inner monologues. Jeremy is a wannabe pop star, Mark is an obsessive loser, and their thoughts and actions are truly hilarious. Think of it as a small-screen take on Being John Malkovich, without all the arty pretension. Series 6 is now available in Region 2, containing featurettes, bonus scenes, outtakes, and more. Check it out. Now. NOW!

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    Warner has opened up the vaults to release a trio of high-def catalogue releases – two if which are decent flicks, but the third of which is a genre classic. The first two are Heat & The Negotiator (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$28.99 SRP each), with Negotiator featuring a pair of featurettes and Heat being loaded with documentaries, additional scenes, and an audio commentary. The third flick is Logan’s Run (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$28.99 SRP), looking quite good and featuring an audio commentary, a vintage featurette, and the theatrical trailer.

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    Long before Spenser could be hired, Robert Urich starred as private eye Dan Tanna in the TV series Vegas (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.98 SRP) – and the first volume of the premiere season is now on DVD. Urich knew how to hold a frame, even if the series is your standard edition 70’s drama. The 3-disc set features the first 11 episodes., plus episode promos.

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    Gah! Has it really been 20 years since Cameron Crowe’s now legendary tale of awkward teenage love and proper boombox woo-ery? Well, it must be, since there’s now a 20th anniversary edition of Say Anything (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP). Bonus materials include a new audio commentary, retrospective featurettes, and interview with Crowe, alternate/deleted/extended scenes, TV spots, trailers, and more.

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    Timed to capitalize on the release of Say Anything in that kind of “Do we have anything else vaguely similar we can drop on the same date?” kind of way comes a pair of Fox catalogue releases new-to-Blu-Ray – James Toback’s Two Girls And A Guy (Fox, Rated R/NC-17, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), starring Robert Downey, Jr. as a man stuck in an apartment, and Hayden Pantierre in I Love You, Beth Cooper (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP).

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    Can’t get enough of Pierce Brosnan’s golden throat? Or ABBA? Know someone who can’t get enough of either? Well, perhaps the Mamma Mia!: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! More Giftset (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$49.98 SRP) is for you, as it contains not only the high-def special edition of the film, but also a CD full of ABBA tunes and a collectible book.

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    Oh, Hawaii Five-O (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) – even after all the years since watching reruns, you’re still a nice load of fun, right down to Danno booking the perps. The seventh season contains all 24 episodes and episode promos, but not a single bonus bubble.

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    Have an 80’s flashback (kind of like an ice cream headache) with a pair of releases from old school MTV staples Duran Duran. First up is a deluxe special edition of their hit album Rio (EMI, $26.98 SRP), featuring demos, b-sides, singles, alternate takes, and more. Also getting kicked out the gate is Duran Duran: Hammersmith ’82 (EMI, Not Rated, DVD-$ SRP), which contains a DVD of the concert plus an audio CD.

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    Mike Conners is back in the 3rd cooler-than-cool season of Mannix (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), starring as the titular SoCal gumshoe whose cases always prompt action aplenty. The 6-disc set contains all 25 episodes.

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    Yeah, Xavier: Renegade Angel (Adult Swim, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is another one of those Adult Swim shows that just leaves me cold. I’m not sure how well its bizarre, graphically violent, new age, CG mishmash was, but it must have been popular enough to warrant this DVD release of seasons 1 & 2.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/22/09: Branded In New York

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    I’ve known of Russell Brand – his stand-up and celebrity in the UK – for years, so it was with great delight that I greeted his first US stand-up special, which is now available on DVD in an expanded form. Russell Brand In New York City (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) contains not only the extended cut of the special, but also Brand’s infamous (and funny) 2008 MTV VMA monologue, a featurette, and gem titled “Loose Cannon Drunk Girl”.

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    As someone who’s stressed himself inordinately trying to reach around corners and through tiny crevices to get to unreachable screws – wither putting them in or taking them out – the Flexible Shaft Ratcheting Screwdriver ($19.99) is a godsend. With a mighty reach, a flexible shaft, and full ratcheting action even when bent (no jokes, please) – plus a ton of magnetic sockets – it’s a hand tool to have around the house or office.

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    While Cars, Ratatouille, and Wall-E have all been available on Blu-Ray, A Bug’s Life (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is the first of the classic Pixar films to make their way into high definition, and the results are spectacular. The original DVD release was always a stunner, but this is even better. The bonus materials are identical to that original 2-disc DVD edition, with the addition of newly-animated sequences from the original story treatment, plus a filmmakers’ round table discussion about the creation of the film.

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    For all of the drama that surrounded its filming and reception, Valkyrie (United Artists, Rated PG-13, DVD-$34.98 SRP) – about the internal German military plot to assassinate Hitler and starring Tom Cruise as chief conspirator Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg – is a solid if unmemorable piece of historical dramatization. It certainly features a cast that makes it entirely watchable – including Eddie Izzard, Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy, Terrance Stamp, and Tom Wilkinson. The 2-disc set features a pair of audio commentaries, a documentary on the history behind the story, featurettes, and a Q&A with Cruise and director Bryan Singer. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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    Oh, Terminator 2 (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP). I must have owned about a dozen versions of you over the years. I think the only film re-released more is Evil Dead II. Now you’ve made the transition to high definition, looking rather spiffy, and containing audio commentaries, over 140 minutes of behind-the-scenes video, storyboards, and more.

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    Another pair of classic Bond flicks make their way into spiffy high-definition with the release of both the Moore-era The Man With The Golden Gun and the Dalton-era License to Kill (MGM, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP each). Both discs, besides looking and sounding wonderful, also sport audio commentaries, loads of featurettes, TV & radio spots, documentaries, galleries, and much more.

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    Paramount’s prestige Centennial Collection continues with another pair of 2-disc, fully restored special editions – El Dorado & The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP each). Both sets contain audio commentaries, new and vintage featurettes, trailers, and galleries.

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    Warner Bros. has an immense catalogue of titles. Thousands and thousands of them. And even with their aggressive DVD release schedule, there’s no way they can get to all of them – and, economically, some of the titles have such a small appeal that it’s just not viable to do a wide release on them. Those who thought their chances of picking up some of those obscure titles were nil can rejoice in the continuation of Warner’s Archive Collection – www.warnerarchive.com. Essentially, it’s DVDs on demand, allowing you to purchase either a physical DVD-R copy (for a flat $19.95) or an instantly downloadable digital copy (for $14.95) of an ever-increasingly library of titles from the Warner vaults. I’ve had a chance to look at a pair of new additions – Sidney Lumet’s Bye Bye Braverman and the wisecracking Freebie And The Bean.

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    You know how, every once in awhile, you want a simple comedy whose only goal is to give you a chuckle and a smile? Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Sony, Rated PG, DVD-$28.96 SRP) is that film, and does exactly as the tin describes. How you can you not love Kevin James? In everything but Hitch? Bonus features include deleted scenes, featurettes, outtakes, and more. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.95 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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    Paramount kicks out another clutch of brand-new-to-Blu-Ray catalogue titles, leaving other studios in the dust after a slow start (backing HD-DVD). With some very nice high definition transfers and bonus features identical to their standard edition cousins, the new titles are Wayne’s World, Wayne’s World 2, Without A Paddle, 3 Days Of The Condor, Black Sheep, Paycheck, The Machinist, Changing Lanes, Enemy At The Gates, and Major League (Paramount, Rated PG/PG-13/R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP each).

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    Neither rain, nor sleet, nor diversions ordered by a court of law would keep Jack Bauer from eventually getting 24‘s 7th season mission (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) finished. Bauer has been hauled before Congress to justify his tactics, but wouldn’t you know it – a big national emergency arises, and who are they gonna call? The 6-disc set features audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and a trio of featurettes.

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    A legendary album gets a fantastic live performance in Van Morrison: Astral Weeks Live At The Hollywood Bowl – The Concert Film (Listen To The Lion Films, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP). As you can probably guess, it features the elfin Irishman performing the entirety of the Astral Weeks album, and he sounds just as good as ever.

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    Fox has dropped a pair of catalogue transfers to high definition, bringing both Big and There’s Something About Mary (Fox, Rated PG/R, DVD-$34.98 SRP each) to Blu-Ray with upgraded sound an picture, but identical bonus features to their standard def editions, including commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and more.

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    Almost 300 years after his reign of terror ended with his capture and beheading, a group of marine archeologists have recovered the remains of Blackbeard’s flagship, the Queen Anne’s Revenge, in Secrets Of The Dead: Blackbeard’s Lost Ship (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP). The documentary seeks to piece together whether the grounding of the ship off the Carolina coast was an accident, or part of a plan by the infamous pirate to doublecross his own men.

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    Ridiculously over-the-top, Elton John: The Red Piano (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.95 SRP) is exactly what you’d expect Elton John’s Las Vegas show to be. In addition to the concert itself, the disc also contains a documentary with unseen backstage footage from the show, plus the full-length versions of the David LaChappelle films shown during the concert.

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    I don’t know about you, but any movie with a title like Afro Ninja: Destiny (Lightyear, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) at least deserves a second glance. Yes, it’s based on the YouTube video, and its title explains exactly what it is – an ninja with an afro.

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    Anyone familiar with Mystery Science Theater 3000 will remember with glee the cringe-inducing Hercules Against The Moon Men. Well, now you can get that flick – plus 4 other muscle-y kitsch classics – in the Muscle Madness set (Infinity, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). In addition to Moon Men, you also get Giant Of Marathon, War Of The Trojans, Goliath And The Sins Of Babylon, & Colossus And The Amazon Queen.

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    Schwarzenegger fans hoping to pass the weekend on the cheap should pick up the Schwarzenegger 4-Film Collector’s Set (Lionsgate, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which packaged together a quartet of catalogue titles – Terminator 2, Total Recall, Red Heat, and The Running Man into one convenient box.

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    I’m sure the makers of Fanboys (Genius, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP) thought they were making a film for geeks like me, but it’s such a ham-fisted, inconsistent comedy (with some drama) – about a group of buddies who travel to George Lucas’s Skywalker Ranch in order to steal a pre-release copy of Star Wars: Episode I (the poor fools) – that I just couldn’t find any love in it. Which is a shame, because there’s a good film in there somewhere. The DVD features an audio commentary, deleted scenes, webisodes, and a quartet of featurettes.

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    If Twilight seemed too tween for you and the Buffyverse was too nerd – and you like your soap drama – then HBO’s True Blood (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) is probably for you. Alan Ball has brought together an eclectic bunch of locals in a small Louisiana town – and by eclectic, I mean vampires and mind readers and hicks. The 5-disc set features all 12 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, a mockumentary, and fake PSAa and ads.

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    It’s difficult to sell the 3-D gimmick with the limitations of home theaters, when you’re stuck using rinky-dink red-green glasses. That’s what makes seeing My Bloody Valentine (Lionsgate, Rated R, DVD-$34.98 SRP) at home even more of a let down than its theatrical run. At least in a theater, the by-the-numbers horror flick could at least rely on the 3-D gimmick. At home? No such luck. The 2-disc set contains both the 2-D and 3-D versions of the film, an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, an alternate ending, and a gag reel.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 3/27/09: Go Team Venture!

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    It’s not only the picture frame that’s expanded in the third season of The Venture Bros. (Adult Swim, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) – after three seasons, the Venture universe has become a, dare I say, rich tapestry. The characters and universe crafted by Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer is better than most of the writing on TV today, and it’s about time a wider audience discovered it. The 2-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries and deleted scenes. This is also the first season being released in Blu-Ray ($44.98 SRP), and it looks wonderful. The bonus features are identical to the standard release, but the Blu-Ray edition also contains a CD of J.G. Thirlwell’s score.

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    OK, there is something blatantly geeky about keeping your change in a bank that’s also an exact replica of the Golden Fertility Idol ($19.99) featured in Raiders Of The Lost Ark. I admit this. And frankly, I don’t care – because while it is blatantly geeky, it’s also pretty darn cool. And you know you want one, too. You know it.

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    Much like Freaks & Geeks and Arrested Development before it, another brilliant but short-lived series comes to DVD, where it will hopefully be discovered by those who didn’t get to experience it during its first go-round. So what series am I celebrating this time? Andy Richter Controls The Universe (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). Just trust me when I say you need to see this. NOW. Bonus features include audio commentaries and a pair of featurettes.

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    For years now, I’ve been reiterating that you should buy, post-haste, the comedic sci-fi novels of Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder. Every one so far has been the delightfully quirky literary equivalent of a fine gem, and the greatness keeps on coming with his latest tale of slow-witted detective Frank Burly, Earth Vs. Everybody (Kennydale Books, $15.95). It’s a breezy read, perfect for the busy comedy connoisseur with little to no free time and an intense desire to enjoy their brief moments of leisure. If you still miss Douglas Adams, get this book. And the rest of them. Get them now, in fact. I’ll wait here for you… And then, together, we’ll eagerly await the next installment. I can guarantee you it’ll be just as good…. Nay, BETTER!

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    As much as I love RiffTrax, it’s with Cinematic Titanic that I feel like I’ve come home to the Mystery Science Theater experience that I fell in love with lo’ those many years ago. Awful movie? Check. Brilliantly, hilariously eviscerating comedy at said film’s expense? Check. An endearingly goofy conceit prompting the experience? Check. The folks behind MST? Check. So what’s their latest target? A cheesy vampire flick called Blood Of The Vampires (Cinema Titan, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP), and it is wonderful. If you haven’t picked up one of their discs yet, do so. And then pick up the rest. NOW.

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    For years it’s been available in a sub-par 4×3 version, but finally the first (and best) Sesame Street feature film gets so much-deserved respect with the newly-remastered, widescreen edition of Follow That Bird (Warner Bros., Rated G, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The picture is crisp and clean, and while the bonus features are a little light, at least they did a new interview with Muppeteer Carroll Spinney and kept the theatrical trailer on. It’s a fun, funny flick that unfortunately reminds me just how good Sesame used to be.

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    When a comedian decides – at the age of 32 – to write his autobiography, it’s understandable to be a bit wary. But when that comedian is Russell Brand – and the tome deals in large part with his years of heroin and sex addiction – my curiosity is piqued. The book itself – whimsically titled My Booky Wook (Collins, $26.99 SRP) and now available in the US – is an engaging, witty, and brutally candid bio, and increases my respect of Mr. Brand even beyond the already high level attained by his wonderfully odd, affected comedy style.

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    Picking up where Casino Royale left off, Quantum Of Solace (MGM, Rated PG-13, DVD-$34.98 SRP) finds James Bond (Daniel Craig) crisscrossing the globe on a quest for revenge that finds him facing down an evil businessman and a vast conspiracy in a nicely action-packed entry in the franchise. Bonus features include 6 behind-the-scenes featurettes, “Crew Files” clips, a music video, and trailers. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available with the same bonus materials, but an absolutely stunning high definition picture.

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    What many people consider to be the worst Bond film – even though it’s technically not in the Bond canon proper – is Sean Connery’s last turn, Never Say Never Again (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP). The new high definition special edition features an audio commentary, a trio of retrospective featurettes, a photo gallery, and the theatrical trailer.

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    Add another must-have title to the list of those that have finally made it to Blu-Ray with the arrival of The Princess Bride (MGM/UA, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP). The new edition ports over the special features from the standard edition – audio commentaries, featurettes, etc. – and also kindly includes a bonus standard DVD of the film. It’s a must-have! Get it!

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    Letterman, Leno, Conan, and Kimmel may get all of the attention, but the brilliant dark horse of late night TV is Craig Ferguson. Most don’t know that the lost of The Late Late Show was also a stand-up, but you can easily rectify that lack of knowledge by picking up his brand new stand-up DVD, Craig Ferguson: A Wee Bit O’ Revolution (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). Bonus features include an interview and a speech Ferguson delivered at Boston’s Faneuil Hall.

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    Knowing its tortured production history, I had pretty low expectations for the Disney (non-Pixar) CG animated film Bolt (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). However, I had the same expectations of their previous venture – Meet The Robinsons – and that turned out to be a real fun, charming piece. Well, it looks like they’ve pulled another one out, because I dug Bolt – the story of a Hollywood star dog who gets a rude awakening when he finds himself lost in a real world that’s nothing like the TV reality he believes to be true. Really, the only way to go is to pick up the 3-disc Blu-Ray edition, which features not only featurettes, a new short, and deleted scenes, but a standard DVD copy of the film as well.

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    While most catalogue high-def releases have focused on comedies and action flicks, the drama side of things gets serviced with a trio of new releases to Blu-Ray – The Kite Runner, Things We Lost In The Fire, and A Mighty Heart (Paramount, Rated PG-13/R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP each). Bonus features are identical to their red-headed stepchild standard editions.

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    If you walked out of Watchmen wanting to recreate the aural experience, there’s a pair of discs that fit the bill. For the songs featured in the flick, you’ll want Watchmen: Music From The Motion Picture (Warner Sunset, $18.98 SRP), which sports a dozen tracks. For the score, you’ll want Watchmen: Original Motion Picture Score (Warner Sunset, $18.98 SRP), which contains 40 minutes of composer Tyler Bates music.

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    Of the more recent crop of Disney animated flicks, one of the few I’d say is a classic on par with their golden age is Lilo & Stitch (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP), which is getting a new 2-disc special edition, containing deleted scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, Stitch’s tour through Disney history, music videos, and more.

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    It was occasionally a bit rocky, but I wound up enjoying The Riches (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), and was sad when the FX series about a family of grifters assuming the life of a wealthy family was axed after its second season. That 7-episode final season is now on DVD, with an additional “Eddie Izzard: Revealed” featurette.

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    Filmed in 1993, Rod Stewart’s stint on Unplugged was a rousing, rollicking jaunt through his back catalogue, with Ronnie Wood by his side. The CD has been re-released with a pair of bonus tracks as Rod Stewart Unplugged… And Seated (Rhino, $24.98 SRP), which also sports a DVD of the special itself.

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    I’m delighted that Paramount has decided to stick with their remastered, 2-disc special editions they’ve branded as the “Centennial Collection”. The latest releases are Alfred Hitchcock’s To Catch A Thief and Neil Simon’s The Odd Couple (Paramount, Not Rated/Rated G, DVD-$24.99 SRP each). Both flicks feature audio commentaries, behind-the-scenes & retrospective featurettes, trailers, galleries, and more. Did I mention they’ve also never looked or sounded better?

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    I am not a teenage girl or an emotionally needy woman, so the Twilight (Summit Entertainment, Rated PG-13, DVD-$32.99 SRP) phenomenon has left no impression on me, but I know there are fans aplenty out there, and they’ve been eagerly awaiting the DVD release of their vampire love story. Well, it’s arrived, and the 2-disc edition contains an audio commentary, extended/deleted scenes, a documentary, a behind-the-scenes look at Comic-Con, and more.

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    Many nerds noted the absence of the comic book story Tales Of The Black Freighter (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$27.95 SRP) from within Zack Snyder’s adaptation of Watchmen – an element that featured rather prominently within the original Alan Moore/Dave Gibbons miniseries. Well, nerds can rest a little bit, as an animated version comes direct-to-DVD along with a live-action/CGI adaptation of Nite Owl’s group origin story “Under The Hood”. Bonus features include a look at how the pieces connect to the film proper, and the first episode of the animated motion comic. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus material.

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    If you want a bit of the great outdoors this weekend, you might want to check out a pair of new releases from Animal Planet. Living With The Wolfman (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) features British wolf expert Shaun Ellis whose exploits studying and sleeping with wolves had me wondering when there might be a posthumous documentary in the offing. The other disc is Raw Nature (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP), featuring the too close for comfort work of a group of filmmakers.

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    Originally available as an exclusive pack in with Kung Fu Panda, the animated follow-up Secrets Of The Furious Five (Dreamworks, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) gets a standalone release, with the same bonus features.

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    See just how fun, frolicsome, and positively risqué pre-Code Tinseltown was in the Forbidden Hollywood Collection: Volume Three (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). The latest collection contains six flicks – other Men’s Women, The Purchase Price, Frisco Jenny, Midnight Mary, Heroes For Sale, and Wild Boys Of The Road. The set also features a documentary on director William Wellman, a trio of commentaries, vintage shorts & cartoons, and trailers.

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    I’m not a terribly big fan, so the less I say about the CG animated Star Wars series the better. Suffice it to say, the first episode collection, The Clone Wars: A Galaxy Divided (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is now available, featuring a quartet of episodes but zero bonus features. I guess those will come in the eventual first season collection.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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