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December 30, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Katie Willert 2

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with actress/comedian Katie Willert about post-it Christmas, potato cone, fauxgetarian, savory sadness, tonsils, and Adrian’s papoose.

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My Favourite Things: December 2011

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Hello and welcome to the last MFT of 2011! It has been a good year and I’d like to thank all the visitors to FRED for helping to make it one I will always remember. But there is still business to be done so check out my favourite things from the past month.

1) Kerry Callen’s Super Antics

For those who don’t frequent Kerry Callen’s blog she’s a super cool comic artist. She recently did a series of classically styled Superman comics. So far she has only done three but I’ve included two of them below (the other is a little longer but you can see it by clicking here). I love them due to some great humour and a real likeness to that old comic look.

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2) Paolo Rivera’s Christmas Devil

Over on Paolo Rivera’s blog he recently shared his artwork for Daredevil #7 which came out this month. This cover is not only beautiful but really shows the difference between the Daredevil of the past 10 years and his current re-incarnation.

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You can see more more of his great art and a lot of behind-the-scenes info that goes into it on his blog so be sure to stop by there at some point.

3) Comic Twart

Some more comic artwork from another blog (seeing a pattern here this month?). This time the wonderful team over at Comic Twart, which includes the likes of Francesco Francavilla, Chris Samnee, Evan ‘Doc’ Shaner, and Tom Fowler pick a subject for everyone to draw. They try and do this once a week but with so many working comic artists among them, it often gets stretched out.

There is so much cool stuff to choose from, but to give you an example I’ll show you the work submitted for the subject “Judge Dredd”.

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Both by Francesco Francavilla

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by Dave Johnson

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by Ramon Perez

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4) Canyon Defense 2

The original Canyon Defense game over on Miniclip.com has killed (at an accurate estimate) about a million hours of boring work time for me. I can’t even lie about it. I’ve played this game more than I’ve done work. If my employers ever noticed I’d be fired for sure. So when I say “I liked this game” you can understand the severity of my statement.

I squeeled with delight when I saw that they released a sequel this month and I’ve already burnt my eyes to a crisp with gameplay.

The premise is simple. It’s a typical tower defense game. Stop the enemy from reaching your base by setting up automatic-firing posts along the road in. You get more money with every enemy you kill and more tower types open up as you progress.

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This time round it’s a little more complex with a hell of a lot more maps and a better learning curve, so beginners will have an easier time to figure out the common strategies that help you get by.

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I feel like I shouldn’t have to sell this too hard for you. If you like these sort of strategy games, I’m sure you’ll have a crack at another one like this. Canyon Defense 2 is not the first of it’s kind I’ve recommended here, so give it a go.

5) What Are You Doing New Years Eve?

I’ve always been of the mindset that you should finish everything with a song. So to play us out of 2011…

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And that’s it! My favourite things of the last month.

Aaron Poole is the creator of the song “Auld Lang Syne”. He is also more accurately an internet whore and rarely leaves the house. If you like what you read here check out his blog http://aaronfever.blogspot.com

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Tom Scharpling 4

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with writer, performer, and the host behind WFMU’s legendary Best Show, Tom Scharpling, about Kitchen Sink filmmaking, zombie satire, Low Times, good times, cider stomping, and 2012.

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Weekend Shopping Guide 12/30/11: Ring Out The Old

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

After Tim Burton’s abysmal take, I was quite leery of any new attempts to return to the Planet Of The Apes franchise. Well, I was pleasantly surprised that Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) manages to present an enjoyable take on the material as an origin story, bringing us back to the initial uprising of the apes led by a newly-intelligent (medical experiment!) chimp names Caesar (the always mo-cap impressive Andy Serkis). Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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Still looking for the perfect stand for your smartphone? Try the Milo Micro-suction Stand ($14.99). As you can probably guess, the curved stand keeps your phone (or mp3 player) in place via the awesome power of suction. Miraculous!

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Remember when we were all mourning the cancellation of Futurama? Such a long time ago! And here we are two seasons into its revival with the release of Futurama: Volume 6 (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), featuring 13 brand new episodes, audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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A sequel was inevitable, so it should come as little surprise to you that Jack Black returns in Kung Fu Panda 2 (Dreamworks, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), which finds Po and the Furious Five up against an all new villain. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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There are plenty of companies diving into their deep catalogues for Blu-Ray release, but the only studio that is consistently ace with every restoration project they undertake is Warner Bros. The latest to benefit from their incredible acumen is the Judy Garland romance Meet Me In St. Louis (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which is absolutely stunning. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, an introduction from Liza Minnelli, the Lux Radio Theater broadcast, and a music-only track.

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I didn’t know what to expect from the remake of Fright Night (Touchstone, Rated R, 3D Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), but I was pretty sure I would enjoy the performance of David Tennant as reluctant vampire hunter Peter Vincent. And you know what? I did enjoy his performance, and I enjoyed the movie as well, as perfect late-night weekend viewing, with plenty of dimensional scares to justify picking up the 3D version. Bonus materials include featurettes, outtakes, deleted scenes, and more.

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There’s something about Velvet Goldmine (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) that very much feels like a late-90’s indie film, which it is, and a fine one at that. If you’ve not seen it, it’s a fictionalized look at the personalities and excesses of the glam era – not to name names, of course – starring Ewan McGregor, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, and Christian Bale. Bonus materials on this new Blu-Ray include an audio commentary and the theatrical trailer.

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Shame it’s gone direct-to-DVD (not even Blu-Ray) here in the US, because Burke & Hare (IFC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) is a lovely little black comedy from director John Landis, starring Simon Pegg & Andy Serkis as the infamous pair who murdered to profit in the black market of medical cadavers in 19th century Edinburgh. Bonus materials include interviews, outtakes, and a featurette.

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The main reason to check out Warrior (Lionsgate, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), about a haunted ex-Marine who attempts to pull the fragments of his life together and win an MMA tournament, is for the lead performance of Tom Hardy, who could make just about anything watchable. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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Now that we’ve moved beyond the still-wonderful episodes into the seasons I don’t really care about, the release of something like The Simpsons: The Fourteenth Season (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.99 SRP) don’t exactly have me excited. Still, even if the shows themselves are largely duds, there’s no denying that the team behind the show know how to load up a release, including entertaining audio commentaries on every episode, featurettes, deleted scenes, sketches, and more.

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I don’t understand its appeal, but I know there are plenty of fans out there eager to pick up their very own copy of Archer: Season Two (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). The 2-disc set sports all 13 episodes, plus featurettes.

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If you’re in the mood for a heartwarming tale of a dolphin with a prosthetic tail that just so happens to star Morgan Freeman in a role that isn’t the dolphin, then you might want to check out Dolphin Tale (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which is all of those things. Bonus materials include featurettes, an additional scene, and a gag reel.

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It didn’t arrive in time to mention it in the holiday shopping guide, but now that you’re burdened with all of that holiday cash, now’s the time to pick up the latest in Hot Toys’ line of stunningly-accurate Marvel 12″-scale figures from the fine folks at Sideshow Collectibles. The latest is Steve Rogers himself – Captain America ($169.99) – as played by Chris Evans in the recent feature. I’d hazard to say you never seen a scale outfit recreation as detailed, accurate, and impressive as this, as every little texture and stitch, buckle and belt is perfect. And you know you need him standing next to your Iron Man and Thor, as you march towards a full line of Avengers.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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December 29, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Wyatt Cenac

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with writer, comedian, and Daily Show correspondent Wyatt Cenac about BYOC, Manhatin’, humble pie, Gene Hackman, Batman, and Muppets.

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December 28, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Aaron Poole

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with Irishman/filmmaker/podcaster Aaron Poole about Tiny Tim, office parties, festive child grifters, stereotypes, and Jedward.

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December 23, 2011

Party Favors: Alpocalyptic

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DURHAM – Every time they announce the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees, “Weird Al” Yankovic gets ignored. Why do they refuse to be serious about the crown prince of polka pop spoofs? It is a crime of omission since Weird Al has been a force of nature since Dr. Demento first played “My Bologna” in 1979. He’s outlasted a majority of the acts he’s parodied. Anyone waiting for Coolio’s next album to drop? He’s outlived Michael Jackson. How can he get disrespected as a comedy act since they’re inducting the Beastie Boys? Hypocrites!

I caught Weird Al’s latest tour at the Durham Performing Arts Center. Here’s a guy who has been going for over 30 years and he’s not a nostalgia act. How can I tell? When he announced a new song, the audience wasn’t checking their iPhones, running to get another beer or take a bathroom break. The crowd was pumped to hear “Perform This Way” letting Lady Gaga join the Al treatment that solidified Madonna’s fame with “Like a Surgeon.”

While normally I’m not a big fan of videos run to cover up costume changes, this time it worked. The videos mixed outtakes from AL TV, Al’s cameos on various TV shows over the years and the time Johnny Carson used him as a punchline. Younger fans might not recognize some of the singers he mocked like Avril Lavigne and Jessica Simpson. Al’s costume selection paid off. He broke out the Segway Scooter for “White and Nerdy.” He was full Jedi for his Star Wars encore. If you ever want to piss off a bunch of nerds wearing Stormtrooper and Darth Vader costumes, point at them and shout, “Look honey! They’re old school Cylons.” I could see frowns through their plastic masks.

If you missed the tour, don’t fret. Turns out it’s already out on Blu-ray. You can use holiday store giftcards to pick up “Weird Al” Yankovic Live! – The Alpocalypse Tour.

After the show, I had a chance to talk with bassist Steve Jay next to the tour bus. It was a Byron Allen moment. Al’s band has been together since 1985 so Jay isn’t some LA hired gun. Our chat dealt with how amazing it is for the band to be able to adapt so many musical styles. They have to keep up with the latest songs and figure out how to transform them into a polka beat for the medley. The big takeaway from the talk was the fact that nobody has come close to doing what Al’s done for so long. Why? Jay said the secret is that Al cares about the music. This is more than you can say about your morning zoo radio team that just wants to fake lyrics for whatever hit they can spoof. Jay performs the Doors’ bass keyboard action on “Craigslist” instead of faking it on a string bass.

I might have had a chance to talk to Weird Al except my brother needed to get back home since he had to work early on Monday morning. Funny story about that. He showed up and was immediately called into his boss’s office. Because of the economic crisis in Europe screwing with the company’s credit lines, they had to do across the board slashes. He was the last hired in his department and thus he got an excuse to file for unemployment. If that idiot boss had slashed him at the end of Friday, meeting Weird Al would have been a great pick me up. But instead my brother gets to live with the stigma of depriving me of meeting Weird Al so he could show up and get pink slipped. There should be a Weird Al song for such a frustrating mess like “Skipper Dan.”

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame doesn’t deserve Weird Al. He’s more of an institution than that building in Cleveland. You know you’ve made it as a performer when Weird Al calls you up to ask permission to parody your song. And you don’t have to kiss Jann Werner’s ass for that honor. Al pays you a royalty.

SHANNON CALLS ME OUT?

I’ll admit that I’ve yet to see my old NCSA classmate’s film. It was a bit of a hassle to free up three hours to rush down to the Rialto to see Jeff Nichol’s Taking Shelter. But that’s no excuse for star Michael Shannon to trash talk me and others since the award winning movie has yet to crack $2 million at the box office after three months.

“I mean, it takes a bit of guts to go see our film. It’s not an easy ride, y’know? I think there are other films that are also very good that are maybe a little easier to swallow, y’know?” Shannon declared.

I don’t have cinematic guts? I sat through The Notebook. You know what it really takes for many Americans like myself to see a movie? A babysitter. It’s just easier for me to put this on my Netflix queue and let it show up in my mailbox. The logistics of movie night is more complicated than the plot to The Sitter. So here’s the deal, if Michael Shannon comes over to my house and babysits the kid; the wife and I will scoot over to the Megaplex to watch Take Shelter.

Does Michael Shannon have the guts to see my toddler race around the house and scream for two hours? Will he kneel before the real Zod? The ball is in your court, Shannon.

There ought to be a TV series on E! – Stars Babysit While Parents Watch Their Movie. They can call it “Sitter For My Movie.”

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Dennis Hof, the owner of the Bunny Ranch dropped me a note to remind every one to watch the latest installment of Cathouse on HBO. “Frisky Business” focuses on how the ladies working at the brothel figure out the prices for their services. The half hour special brings back an old favorite who gets full claws from one of the new gals. It’s drama-ful. During my stay at the Bunny Ranch, the main room was as peaceful as a Buddhist monastery except with a more enticing dress code. Dennis and I were the only bald guys. The “Frisky Business” special will be part of HBO OnDemand until after New Year’s Day. How about starting a Christmas tradition that you open the presents, down a massive cup of egg nog, and spend a little time with the bunnies?

CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE

Since it’s a little too late in the game to tell you great gifts to get others for Christmas, let’s just focus on cool things you should buy yourself with various gift cards.

Rolling Stones’ The Brussels Affair is the first legit release of the legendary concerts from ’73. A few of these tracks were released back in the mid-70s for airing on the King Biscuit Flower Hour. Bob Clearmountain sat down with the tapes of the two shows to tweak them with a better than if you were there mix. Now you can hear even more of the voodoo from Mick Taylor’s lead guitar solos. Billy Preston’s keyboards come alive. Billy does quite a bit of call and response with Mick Jagger on “Heartbreaker.” This was the reason the Stones could pull off the title of the Greatest Rock Band. It’s high octane from “Brown Sugar” to “Street Fighting Man.” This is the type of record you just want to put on the stereo before starting a bar fight with Phyllis Smith. You can get this as MP3s and FLAC files through the Rolling Stones online archive and Google Music. Why isn’t this being released on vinyl?

The Complete Peanuts Boxed Set 1979-1982 (Vol. 15-16) brings Charlie Brown and Snoopy into the age of disco. This was when America partied while Reagan took over the White House in a downpour of jellybeans. In one of the most disturbing images in comic strip history, Peppermint Patty struts around in cornrows like Bo Derek. Charlie Brown thinks he’s died. Snoopy gets to be more about Snoopy. This continues to be my favorite annual Christmas gift to find under the tree.

The Bionic Woman now has all three seasons out on DVD. The crossover episodes on The Six Million Dollar Man are included in the first two seasons. You’ll be able to see her and Steve Austin take on Bigfoot! She goes up against the Fembots. Lindsay Wagner brought a lot more depth to the role than Lee Marvin when he was given the cyborg treatment. She’s never comfortable being half woman and half machine. She’s so fragile even with all that super strength. If your poke around, you can get Season One and Two for less than $15 each. Oscar Goldman (Richard Anderson) still rules.

Laurel & Hardy Essential Collection finally puts together the prime early films of the comic duo. Now you can see the proper transfers of Sons of the Desert and The Music Box along with dozens of others. They finally get their DVD respect like The Three Stooges and the Marx Brothers.

Dexter: The Complete Fifth Season is a deconstructed version of when Batman met Robin. Dexter helps Julie Stiles track down the men who raped her and nearly killed her. Turns out the leader of this group is Jonny Lee Miller, a demented Tony Robbins-like character. Dexter has to train her to take revenge on them. This is a gritty version of how Bruce Wayne turned Dick Grayson into his ward and partner in crime fighting. It might not have been as great as the Trinity Killer episodes, but it’s still compelling TV.

Californication: The Fourth Season proves David Duchovny doesn’t need red shoes to bring spice to Showtime. He’s working on adapting his box to a script and gets to bang the young starlet, Addison Timlin. When I devolve, I want to be Hank Moody.

The L Word Complete Series DVD Collection takes us back to a time when Mia Kirshner ruled my world. Why did they let her character become such a self-absorbed pain? The series also let us enjoy the wonders of Pam Grier.

The Magic Trip is perfect for those who want to get the real visuals of Tom Wolfe’s Electric Acid Kool-Aid Test. Finally get to see footage of Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters hitting the road to see America with Neal Cassady (On the Road) at the wheel.

Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop gets inside the talkshow host’s inner-circle to see how he hit the road to perform after getting shanked by Jay Leno. The story has a happy ending when he lands at TBS and takes out George Lopez.

Blue Velvet Blu-ray is a must get for the citizens of Lumberton. They included nearly an hour of excised scenes. Now you get all the story about what happened when Jeffery quit school to help take care of his dad’s store. There’s a severe foreshadowing scene when he watches something similar in a frat house basement. This is the ultimate way to watch David Lynch’s masterpiece.

Roger Corman’s Cult Classics is the most addictive DVD series since MGM’s Midnite Movies. The folks at Shout! Factory can turn any home entertainment system into a magnificent grindhouse theater. They’ve put out over 25 titles so far ranging from Death Race 2000 to Traci Lords in Not of This Earth. What’s the best one to get? Rock ‘n’ Roll High School since you can watch the Ramones in 1080p. Fun fun! Shout! Factory also put out Barney Miller: The Complete Series and The Ernie Kovacs Collection. Both of those are worthy of boxset space on your DVD shelf.

DVD SHELF

Blackthorn mixes two American Icons when Sam Shepard plays Butch Cassidy. Turns out the outlaw survived the Bolivian military attack and has been low profiling it for decades in a small country village. He’s decided to head back to America since he’s too old to care about hiding out. But on the journey, he gets back in the game of nabbing the loot since he does need a little traveling money. Shepard is perfect in the role as the aged desperado. The great playwright and actor shines as much here as he did in The Right Stuff. Blackthorn is a Western worthy of giving dad this holiday season.

Point Blank is an extreme rarity: a French thriller not starring Liam Neeson or produced by Luc Besson. It’s a French movie in French and not French people speaking English with a French accent. Director Fred Cavaye kicks ass in an extreme rush of a movie. Gilles Lellouche is a nurse in a hospital that saves a patient. Turns out the killers aren’t giving up. They want Gilles to deliver the guy to them. They’re holding Gilles’ pregnant wife hostage. She’s supposed to be on bed rest so he must act fast. The cops are absolutely no help to this crisis. The movie doesn’t slow down as this guy is drawn into an impossible situation that physically and emotionally puts him on the edge. This is so much better than anything Michael Bay has over juiced.

A Turtle’s Tale: Sammy’s Adventure is a great way to introduce small children to the joy of Tim Curry without scarring them for life. This is a cute CGI animated film about Sammy, a young sea turtle’s world wide adventure to seek out love and friendship. Minutes after he’s hatched, he fights to escape the beak of a seagull. He ends up escaping with Shelly, another baby turtle. But the two get lost. Sammy swims in the direction of a turtle paradise. But is it real? Or just a watery trap set by sharks? Will he ever see Shelly again? There’s a thrilling swim through the Panama Canal. There’s a fine cast of celebrity voices including Melanie Griffith, Anthony Anderson, Stacy Keach, Jenny McCarthy and the brilliant Tim Curry. This is Kathy Griffin’s greatest acting role since Pulp Fiction. The film was made in 3-D although the DVD is in 2-D so you’ll get a lot of stuff coming at you. This is fine for older kids that can handle close calls between turtles and sharks.

Switched At Birth: Volume One deals with every parent’s nightmare of the hospital screwing up. It’s also every teen’s dream that their parents aren’t really their parents. The ABC Family series explores what happens when Vanessa Marano discovers through a blood test experiment at school shows she’s not related to Lea Thompson (Howard the Duck) and D.W. Moffett. After more investigating, it’s discovered she was switched with another newborn. Her parents were supposed to get Katie Leclerc. She’s a deaf teen living with her mom and grandmother in a rough side of town. She lost her hearing from meningitis so it wasn’t heredity. The show is rather serious in dealing with the crisis between these two families. What do you do when you’ve been so used to calling one child your daughter after all these years? How does one feel knowing the other got major advantages by getting the hospital’s mistake work out in her favor? The boxset has the first 10 episodes. There’s also skins for your iPod.

TIME FLIES

Did you know there’s less than a year until Mayan Doomsday? The good news is this might save the world from seeing Smurfs 2. Stock up on your survival seeds.

If I can only have one wish for 2012, it’s that I can spend a weekend in Las Vegas doing ecstasy with Nina from Sprout’s Good Night Show. I’ll wear a fuzzy star outfit if it helps.

2011 FRED Holiday Shopping Guide

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It’s that time of year again, when sites the web-over compile helpful holiday shopping lists to guide you into the deepest, darkest pits of retail with a map that will hopefully get you out alive. Here now, without further ado, is the 2011 FRED Holiday Shopping Guide.

(If you see anything you like, please support FRED by using the links below to make your holiday purchases – it’s appreciated!)

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While the Laurel & Hardy catalogue has been largely overlooked and mistreated for years, the fine folks at Kino have been doing a spectacular job with the work of Buster Keaton, first on DVD, and now with their simply stunning restorations for Blu-Ray. Joining their already-released titles comes a new batch of films and, even more welcome, the Buster Keaton Short Films Collection 1920-1923 (Kino, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.95 SRP), featuring all of Keaton’s solo silent shorts, plus deleted footage, essays, and more. Once you’ve worked your way through that set, pick up a trio of his feature films – Our Hospitality (Kino, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP) and the double feature of Go West/Battling Butler (Kino, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP). Both of these are also packed with bonus materials, including shorts, audio supplements, galleries, and more. Get all of these discs, and lets hope for more.

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We may or may not have a white Christmas, but if anyone was dreaming of a comedy Christmas, their wishes will come true with a torrent of new stand-up DVDs, just in time for the holidays. The fine folks at 4 are dropping a massive stable all on their lonesome, with the debut discs Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£11.99 SRP) and Micky Flannigan: The Out Out Tour Live (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£11.99 SRP), and the latest offerings from favorites Jimmy Carr: Being Funny (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£11.99 SRP) and Russell Howard: Right Here Right Now Live (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£11.99 SRP).

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And speaking of stand-up DVDs that need to be on your holiday shopping list, I’m going to be severely disappointed in you if you don’t pick up the debut DVD from my buddy – Rufus Hound: Being Rude (Comedy Central, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£11.99 SRP). Brilliant, brilliant man and brilliant material, plus an audio commentary just as enjoyable as the main feature. Just get the thing, already.

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With the film on the horizon (now in theaters), I decided it was high time I dive in and read the full run of Hergé’s intrepid Belgian reporter, Tintin. So I did. If you want what comprises the 21 adventures of the “modern canon”, there’s the 8-volume The Adventures Of Tintin: Collector’s Gift Set (Little, Brown Books, $150.00 SRP). While it’s disappointing that these are presented in a reduced page size, you do get the whole lot in one fell swoop, with the bonus of Tintinologist Michael Farr’s character study Tintin & Co.

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So, now that you’re a fan of Tintin, it’s time to want all of titles, which means partaking of the brilliant archival hardcover editions of the original black & white versions of the very first stories (Hergé redrew, revised & colored the first few stories in the mid-40’s to match his current style), including the two stories not included in the aforementioned box set, put out by the fine folks at Last Gasp – Tintin In The Land Of The Soviets, Tintin In The Congo, Tintin In America, Cigars Of The Pharaoh, and The Blue Lotus (Last Gasp, $24.95 SRP).

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Ready for the next level of being a true Tintin fan? Last Gasp has got you covered, with the in-depth Tintin Companion (Last Gasp, $35.00 SRP) and the biographical The Adventures Of Hergé: Creator Of Tintin (Last Gasp, $29.95 SRP). If that weren’t enough, you can explore the artistry found within the world of Tintin with a trio of lavishly illustrated volumes – The Art Of Hergé: 1907-1937, The Art Of Hergé: 1937-1949, and The Art Of Hergé: 1950-1983 (Last Gasp, $39.95 SRP each). The whole lot are lovely, and well worth getting.

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And yes, I did mention there’s now a big Tintin film in the cinemas, made by Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson, and the massive amounts of development and concept art that went into making it is presented in The Art Of The Adventures Of Tintin (Weta/HarperCollins, $39.99 SRP). And, if you get the book directly from Weta, you get exclusive replicas of the three parchment scraps that, when aligned, give the coordinates to find Red Rackham’s treasure. And for those with a fancy iPad, the publishers have put out an absolutely phenomenal app version of the book, with every piece of art enlargeable, interactive turnarounds, artist interviews, and even clips from the film.

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For years, Newmarket Press has been putting out some quite nice making of books for various films, and this year brings a pair of new additions to that library. First up is The Art & Making Of Arthur Christmas (Newmarket Press, $40.00 SRP), the latest from the wonderful gents at Aardman Animation. Also available is a look behind the latest from Steven Spielberg, War Horse: The Making Of The Motion Picture (Newmarket Press, $34.99 SRP).

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Many of you are well aware of my love for and connections with the brilliant animated comedy The Venture Bros. If you’re as much a fan as I am, there are a few limited edition items you’ll want to snap up as soon as possible, or risk missing out on them entirely. First up is the absolutely massive – and positively spot-on – Brock Samson Maquette ($249.99). Featuring swappable heads, swappable weapons, swappable hands (one of which is holding a Henchman arm, and a Venture skull logo base, it’s the ultimate display piece for the ultimate fan.

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If you want something a little more on the affordable side, the keen guys at Biff Bang Pow have expanded their MEGO-style Venture Bros. figure line with the addition of 4 new figures – Phantom Limb & Doctor Orpheus and Dr. Girlfriend & Hank Venture ($37.99 for each 2-pack). If you’d like something extra-special, you can still snag the Rusty Venture Lunchbox & Figure Set ($44.99), in which you get not only a retro-cool tin lunchbox, but also exclusive figures of Rusty and Dr. Jonas Venture. Get ’em all.

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Over the past few years, Sideshow Collectibles have been bringing to these shores the absolutely stunning artistry of a company called Hot Toys, whose ability to capture actor likenesses in scale-form is downright creepy. No other company can match them when it comes to their lifelike paint-ops. I mean… Creepy. Creepy good. And I think my absolute, bar none favorite piece they’ve done this year is their Superman ($209), featuring the Man of Steel as portrayed by Christopher Reeve. The costuming is perfect, and with a stand evocative of the Kryptonion crystal structures found in his Fortress Of Solitude, it’s the perfect display piece.

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Gizzy gizmos and electronic doodads from those geeky ones at Thinkgeek? You mean something like a tiny USB Mini Scanner ($79.99) that fits comfortably in the palm of your hand and allows you to scan in photos or business cards, or whatever, at 300dpi? Is that geeky enough for you?

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For you camera nerds wanting to eke out a bit more style from the photos and videos you take with your iPhone, there’s the Olloclip iPhone Camera Lens ($69.99), which manages to by a wide-angle, fisheye, and macro lens all in one small, pocketable form that simply slips over the top corner lens of your iPhone. How brilliant is that?

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I’m not a huge wine drinker, but in the times when I’ve had to open a bottle, I’ve absolutely loathed corkscrews. Loathed them. Just can’t get it right. With the Planetary Gears Corkscrew ($69.99 SRP)? Easy. And I felt all steampunky doing it. Heck, I should have been wearing goggles and had a lose connection with reality.

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Long ago when he was young (well, young-er) and foolish, YouTube sensation Charlie McDonnell made a video of him messing around with the various shock levels to be found in the electric shock hot potato game Lightning Reaction ($29.99) and, I have to admit, I found myself wanting to try the game. Even though, unsurprisingly, I’m not a fan of shocks, or pain. If you’re curious, or just want to see a good friend or family member yelp, this is the party game for you.

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I’ve had a Dynaflex Powerball – one of those gyroscopic balls that exercise your wrist and arms – for years now, but very rarely used it because of how much of a pain it was to get it started via the pull strung. Well, with the new DFX Gamer Gyroscopic Powerball ($64.99), you get the exact same wonderful exercise ball but with the added bonus of a new motorized storage pass that will get the thing revved up with just the push of a button. Ironic? Yes.

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Those interested in a beautiful conversation piece with a firm grounding in mathematics can pick up a Calabi-Yau Manifold Glass Sculpture ($69.99). The crystal cube features a 3D model of a Calabi Yau Manifold etched inside… And it’s cool even if you have no idea what I’m talking about.

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Have you ever wanted to pilot a shark? WHO HASN’T wanted to pilot a shark? Now you can do just that, sort of, with the Air Swimmers Flying R/C Shark ($29.99), which attaches a tiny R/C motor to a helium-filled shark balloon. So, yes, it’s not a real shark, but it’s still pretty darn cool.

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Oh, it is with such giddy delight that, after years of having to live with a non-anamorphic, poor-print version, one of my favorite films has finally made it to high definition with the presentation it deserves. And what is that film? Joe Johnston’s adaptation of Dave Stevens’ The Rocketeer (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$26.50 SRP). Sadly, there is not a single bonus feature to be found (not even a trailer, guys?), but it’s nice to have it, regardless.

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Making the transition from TV to feature film is an often tricky proposition, and its quite a rare thing for it to be a comedy making that transition. To do it and to do it well is nearly unprecedented, which makes the success of The Inbetweeners Movie (Channel 4, Rated R, Region 2, Blu-Ray-£14.97 SRP) worth celebrating. And it’s also a great film, which finds the 4 lads out of school and having a decidedly awkward holiday. There’s also hours of bonus materials, from featurettes and deleted scenes to a gag reel and 24 takes of walking out of a door.

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Marking the end of Will, Neal, Simon & Jay’s school tenure comes The Inbetweeners: The Rudge Park Comprehensive Yearbook (Century 2011, $29.95), which takes an affectionate look at the students, teachers, and awkward experiences that make up that hallowed institution.

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Oh, and while you’re at it, be sure to pick up The Inbetweeners Movie soundtrack ($10.29 SRP), featuring 27 tunes and dialogue snippets from the film, sure to make it a lads holiday on your iPod. That makes sense, right? Oh, just get it.

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For the past few years, when I’ve wanted to show off the incredible quality of Blu-Ray – and my massive TV – I’ve popped in the BBC’s landmark nature documentary Planet Earth (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$99.98 SRP). Well, they’ve gone and made it better with a brand new special edition, featuring a re-encoded and improved picture, plus four brand new bonus programs in addition to the features carried over from the previous release – the deluxe gift set of which is housed in a globe. Rather appropriate, that. Is it worth the upgrade? Yes. Yes it is.

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It’s been ages since their last release, due mainly to their constant touring schedule, but I’m delighted to report that the wait for Cinematic Titanic Live: War Of The Insects (Cinema Titan, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99) is well worth it. Filmed in front of a live audience and clearly feeding off of the energy and good will, and with a solid riff of an awful Japanese film to work with, it’s a no-brainer that you should get this. Now. Go! Get it!

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And because you can never have too much high class riffing this holiday season. Rifftrax returns with a brand new high definition release of one of their live shows with Rifftrax Live: Plan 9 From Outer Space (Legend, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$17.95). Filmed in Nashville and originally transmitted to theaters across the country, the home version preserves the experience, right down to the guest performance from Jonathan Coulton.

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As if the job they were doing with Charles Schulz’s Peanuts weren’t reason enough for praise, the brills at Fantagraphics have turned their eye to the oft-ignored and rarely properly treated Disney library and have done them justice. For proof, look not further than Mickey Mouse: Race To Death Valley & Mickey Mouse: Trapped On Treasure Island (Fantagraphics, $29.99 SRP each), the first two volumes collecting Floyd Gottfredson’s incredible Mickey Mouse comic strips, which capture a far feistier and fascinating character than the corporate icon he would later calcify into.

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If that weren’t reason enough to praise Fantagraphics, they’ve also decided to tackle the work of an artist very close to my heart with Donald Duck: Lost In The Andes (Fantagraphics, $24.99 SRP), the first in what I desperately hope is a long line of hardcover, beautifully-presented volumes featuring the Disney duck stories of the legendary Carl Barks. And I hope the stories featuring Scrooge McDuck come quick.

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If you’ve ever wondered about the last hundred years of his life – the ones not covered by Mark Twain’s recently-released autobiography – you’ll find all of his tales of that missing period in Michael Kupperman’s Mark Twain’s Autobiography: 1910-2010 (Fantagraphics, $19.99 SRP). From his encounters with monsters to space robots, it’s all in here. And all true.
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-Ken Plume

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December 21, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-12-21

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Hey, True Believers! Would you like to hear the one and only STAN LEE read you “Twas The Night Before Christmas”? SURE YOU WOULD…

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December 20, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Megan Ganz 3

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with COMMUNITY writer and former ONION editor Megan Ganz about rumspringa, orange chairs, concentration, bus trips, womb bars, and karate dogs.

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December 17, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-12-18

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In celebration of Forever Day, I do a spoken work take on Alex Day’s “Forever Yours”
(Buy “Forever Yours” on iTunes)

Here’s the official video for Alex Day’s “Forever Yours”, directed by that Charlie McDonnell guy…

And here’s where you can find out what the heck I mean by it being “Forever Day”, and what you can do to help make it the UK #1 (while at the same time raising money for an incredible charity)…

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UPDATE: Here’s Alex’s Mid-Week update as to where everything stands right now…

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December 16, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Jonathan Coulton 4

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with Troubadour 2.0 Jonathan Coulton. about Whiffenpoofs, tapping, tweeing, Giants, and cruising.

You can purchase all of his discs, plus other merch – as well as partake of more sonic goodness – at
www.JonathanCoulton.com.

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FREDagator: 2011-12-16

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In memory of Christopher Hitchens, I recommend watching Hitch & @StephenFry take on Catholicism…

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December 15, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-12-15

Filed under: FREDagator — UncaScroogeMcD @ 8:07 pm

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Ever wonder exactly how the iconic opening chord of The Beatles’ “Hard Day’s Night” was constructed? Wonder no more…

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Whotininnies 7: I Am SpartaKen

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Join Ken Plume and Glen Oliver as they take you on a journey beyond geekiness and nerdiness – Well, they pretty much just nerd out geekily and have a bit of a chat about Doctor Who and all things sci-fi.

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Ken and Glen journey to the Planet of the Apes. As always, our theme is courtesy of Chameleon Circuit.

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & DC Pierson 5

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with writer and actor DC Pierson about watermelons, innuendos, musicals, reunions, and cats.

Be sure to visit his official site at www.DCPierson.com.

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December 14, 2011

Doctor Who Holiday Shopping Guide 2011

Filed under: Holiday Havoc,Shopping Guides,Whotininnies — Tags: , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:10 pm

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It should come as no surprise that I’m quite the fan of DOCTOR WHO. Heck, I even started a podcast to that effect (Whotininnies, natch). So this holiday season, I wanted to do a dedicated shopping guide geared towards pointing my fellow fans towards all of the wonderful merchandise they should empty their bank accounts for this holiday season. Special thanks to the fine folks at Underground Toys, the BBC America Shop, and Thinkgeek – and please be sure to use the links provided if you decide to snag anything below.

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I’m still not entirely sure I understand everything that happened in the 6th season of Doctor Who (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.98 SRP), but you have to admire the narrative chutzpah that showrunner Steven Moffat brought to the table as we dealt with the Doctor’s march toward death and the unraveling story of River Song. The 6-disc set contains all 13 episodes plus the Christmas special, plus newly-filmed additional scenes, audio commentaries, Confidential featurettes, the Comic Relief sketches, prequels, monster files, and trailers.

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And if you finding yourself wanting to give the gift of David Tennant’s 10th Doctor this holiday season, get the 26-disc Doctor Who: The David Tennant Years ($199.98), which spans from “The Christmas Invasion” all the way through “The End Of Time”, also including the two animated specials that were released along the way as well.

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Jon Pertwee’s 3rd Doctor finally escapes his banishment to Earth and travels into space in the new-to-DVD adventure Doctor Who: Colony In Space (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). Okay, so he doesn’t really escape – more like the Time Lords who banished him there in the first place decide they need his help to stop The Master from getting his hands on a master weapon, so they send the TARDIS (with The Doctor and companion Jo Grant) to a bleak planet in the 25th century to stop him. Bonus materials are plentiful, including an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted footage, and more.

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Now that we’ve reached a point where nearly every extant classic Doctor Who story has been released, the BBC have very nicely decided to go back and revisit many of their early releases and make them bona fide special editions. The latest to get the treatment is the Tom Baker story The Talons Of Weng-Chiang (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), which finds the 4th Doctor hunting a mysterious killer in Victorian London. While wearing a deerstalker. Because hats are cool. This new special edition is almost overloaded with bonus materials, from an audio commentary to new documentaries and featurettes, interviews, galleries, and more.

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Action figures! For the kid who loves the Doctor or for the adult who loves the Doctor in a lovely arrested development kind of way (like me), there are plenty of action figures you can snag this holiday season. If you’d like to get a whole clump of them in one fell swoop, why not pick up the Pandorica Figure & CD Collection ($119.98), which comes with the fez-wearing Eleventh Doctor, a Roman Auton, Angel Bob, the Cyberman Pandorica Guard, Amy Pond (in policewoman outfit), and a Silurian Warrior – plus sections to make your own Pandorica box (the sides are audio CDs containing extracts from the Doctor Who audiobook series).

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But what if you want to really populate your Underhenge display? You’ll do that with the 6-figure Underhenge Figure Set ($79.98), featuring the red Dalek Drone figure, a Sontaran, a Roman Auton, a stone Roman Auton, a stone Dalek, and Amy Pond (in her jacket, red shirt, skirt, & boots look).

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Yes, well, if that still hasn’t quite fulfilled your Who figure needs, why not get the still-in-10th-Doctor-suit-post-regeneration 11th Doctor ($19.98), or the fairy tale Raggedy Doctor & newly be-bowtied Doctor in the 2-figure Eleventh Doctor’s Crash Set ($35.98)? Or how about the 11th Doctor in Cowboy Hat ($14.95)? Perhaps the Villain Figure Set ($49.98), which comes with Hawthorne and Peter the Winder (From the episode “The Beast Below”) and Professor Bracewell from “Victory Of The Daleks”. Of course, then you’d need your Dalek, so how about a new style yellow Dalek Eternal ($19.98)?

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One of the creepiest episodes of this past season featured the Flesh and the doppelgangers created from that white goo. With the Flesh Bowl Figure Creator ($49.95) – crafted to look like the Flesh vat and creation tank from the episodes – you can make your own ganger Doctors. It’s icky fun!

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But if classic Who is more your style, there’s always something like the Resurrection Of The Daleks Collector’s Set ($69.98), which nets you not only the 7th Doctor (Peter Davison), but also Davros and a pair of old-school Daleks so you can recreate that classic story.

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And what are you going to do with all of these figures? Play with them in your very own – and very massive – 11th Doctor TARDIS Playset ($74.98). And yes, it is quite massive, featuring multiple levels and walkways as well as the quite-tall control panel and column. It’s just a cool, really really big playset that will be the center piece of any kid’s playtime (or adult’s display).

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That’s not the only TARDIS playset you’ll want, though, because you can also get the Junk TARDIS Console Playset ($39.00) seen in the episode “The Doctor’s Wife” and designed by the young Blue Peter “Design A TARDIS Console” winner. What’s really nice about it is the design is very reminiscent of the classic TARDIS consoles of yore.

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Although they seem to be agonizingly slow in adding to their offerings – and I wish they’d really dive into the action figure side of things – the fine folks at Thinkgeek have imported a pair of Doctor Who board games for the whole family. Doctor Who: Battle To Save The Universe ($34.99) is for ages 6+, while Doctor Who: The Time Wars ($24.99) is older-skewing for ages 8+. Both are fun and worth a spin for Who fans.

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Who doesn’t want to snuggle with a soft and fluffy blob of sentient fat? Well, if you’re a Doctor Who fan, you can do just that with the Adipose Plush Toy ($19.99), a stuffed version of the cute creatures from the beginning of the 4th season of Nu-Who.

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Pens! We’ve got pens! We’ve got floating pens, with floaty things – either a TARDIS Floating Pen or an Adipose Floating Pen ($12.98 each)! Or how about a Talking Doctor Who Pen ($14.98), featuring Dalek & Cybermen phrases at the click of a button. Perfect for school, right?

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By now, you’ve surely gotten your Standard Sonic Screwdriver ($34.98) – I mean, who hasn’t? So why not change things up a bit with the Personalize Your Sonic Screwdriver Set ($39.98), which comes with three sets of emitters, controls, power sources, and buttons, allowing you to create up to 80 different variations of screwdriver. There’s also a Sonic Screwdriver Projector ($24.98), which features interchangeable wheels allowing you to project show images on, well, anything. Finally, how about River Song’s Sonic Screwdriver ($19.99), given to her by a future version of the Doctor during her swansong first story? Yup – In the Library.

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Remember the Doctor’s Nano-Recorder ($35.98), which he used to implant the recorder chips that allowed him and his companions to remember their encounters with the Silence? Well, now you can own your own version of it, that features lights, sounds, and a 10-second voice recorder.

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Take my advice, and do as I say – Save a little money for a rainy day. And why not get one of the deadliest aliens in the known universe to keep your money safe? With the Dalek Money Bank ($32.98), you can do just that. But do be careful trying to get your money out of it.

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It seems rather obvious that the Doctor and watches go together, so for the kids there’s a Doctor Who Projection Watch ($19.98), from which the wearer can project an image of the Doctor himself. And for the adults, there’s The Master’s Fob Watch ($54.98), the face of which lights up with the touch of a button. Though, when opening it, there’s a slight chance it could remind you that you are, in fact, The Master.

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While you’re telling time with those watches, determine it on a larger scale with your very own Doctor Who 2012 Wall Calendar ($12.98), featuring images from both the 5th and 6th season to carry you through the year.

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It still baffles me that they’d go off-market LEGO with the license, but that’s pretty much what the Character Building sets are – In fact, the bricks are even LEGO compatible. So for the construction nerd in your home, you can not only get a Dalek Progenitor Room Set ($29.98) but also an 11 Doctors Micro-Figure Set ($49.98)… Because you know you’ve always wanted a tiny Jon Pertwee.

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Everyone likes 3D. Sure, it’s a gimmick, but it’s a cool gimmick. Particularly when it’s a 3D optical illusion you can hold in your hands, like the Doctor Who Hologram Chamber ($16.98), which creates a 3D effect of a tiny TARDIS or an adipose right on your desktop.

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What will you be hanging upon your Christmas Tree this holiday season? Perhaps a TARDIS Ornament ($19.99). Standing about 5″ tall and made of glass, you’ll certainly want to have it hanging on one of your branches.

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And if you remember last season’s reappearance of the old school Cybermen and their small cyberminions, you’ll probably want your very own Bump-N-Go Cybermat ($34.99 SRP), which navigates all by its lonesome by bumping into things and course-correcting. It’s cute! But do mind the teeth.

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For the really wee kiddies who might not be ready for action figures, how about Stuffed TARDIS & Daleks ($24.99 each)? All three of them feature sound effects, while the TARDIS light also lights up when its button is pushed.

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And finally, when you’re attending all of those festive holiday fetes, how can you not show up bedecked in your very own 11th Doctor Bowtie ($29.99)? Heck, it’s even holiday red! And cool! Bowties are cool!

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December 13, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Eugene Mirman

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with comedian Eugene Mirman about Santorumburg, black currant, kiddie commies, helicopters, Peking duck, booze coats, and the Bourne Certificate.

You can visit his official site at www.eugenemirman.com

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December 9, 2011

Weekend Shopping Guide 12/9/11: Somewhere In Time & Space

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

While you’re counting the days that have comprised this massively long wait for the start of the 6th season, dive into the complete 5th season of 30 Rock (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), featuring all 22 episodes plus audio commentaries (Would you believe Val Kilmer is on one?), deleted scenes, the West Coast version of the “Live Show”, animated shorts, and more.

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Looking for an easier way to send countless texts to friends and family this holiday season in a much, much easier fashion? How about augmenting your iPhone with a Bluetooth Sliding Keyboard Case ($24.99)? That’s right – Not only is it a sliding keyboard for your iPhone, but t also acts as a case. How much more practical can you get?

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Many (including me) celebrated the release of the Rhino DVD sets as a golden age for fans of the show, but Shout Factory has proved that those Rhino days were but pyrite compared to the torrent of Mystery Science Theater sets they’ve delivered over the past few years. Case in point, just months after all of the Gamera films, we get Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XXII (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP). The four films in the set include a few that fans have been desiring for years – Time Of The Apes, Mighty Jack, The Violent Years, and The Brute Man. There also some introductions, featurettes, MST3K Hour wraps, and the 1997 special The Making Of MST3K.

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Watching the 4th, penultimate (and last full) season of The Sarah Jane Adventures (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) makes me miss the late Elisabeth Sladen all the more, as even though the kid-geared stories could sometimes be uneven, there’s a palpable and enjoyable charm to the series. And as a bonus, this season features guest appearances by Matt Smith’s Doctor and former companion Jo Grant.

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I don’t want you to think that I didn’t enjoy The Hangover: Part II (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), because I did. It just didn’t seem as fresh or as focused as the first film, which came out of nowhere and managed to slap the population upside the head with it’s crass panache. Though I will give this sequel props for using “Downeaster Alexa”. Yes, I will. Bonus materials include featurettes and a gag reel. I assume the unrated version is only a few short months away.

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For a unique home 3D experience that’s also quite educational, join Werner Herzog for a journey into the Cave Of Forgotten Dreams (IFC, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), which find everyone’s favorite German director journeying deep into the Chauvet Cave in France, which houses the world’s most ancient pictorial art (stretching back over 30,000 years). Bonus materials include a short film and the theatrical trailer.

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Oh, Cowboys And Aliens (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP). There really was a grand film to be had out of your title. Unfortunately, that film is nowhere to be found. Instead, we get an overlong, deadened flick starring Daniel Craig in a bracelet and Harrison Ford’s Christian Bale Batman voice. And a dog. I do actually like the dog. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a clutch of featurettes.

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One of the great war films of all time gets a high definition release with Tora! Tora! Tora! (Fox, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP). If you’re not aware of the film, it was unique in that it told the tale of the attack on Pearl Harbor from both the American and Japanese perspectives. Bonus materials on this release include an audio commentary, documentaries, Fox MovieToNews, and the theatrical trailer.

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In the documentary The Love We Make (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP), we’re treated to a behind-the-scenes look as Paul McCartney, who was actually in New York during the event, prepares for the major benefit concert that was pulled together shortly after 9/11. It’s an interesting look at a time that seems very long ago, with a man to whom New York and its people mean a great deal.

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I am shocked to say that I found The Smurfs (Sony, Rated PG, 3D Blu-Ray-$45.99) an entirely watchable film. Surprisingly, the least watchable parts of it were any time it was mired in the real world, with Neil Patrick Harris (no slight to him). I would much rather have seen a film entirely in the medieval world around Smurf village, with Hank Azaria’s Gargamel. Truly. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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I’ve always thought that Colin Quinn was a pretty sharp comedian with a not terribly sharp delivery, but in his first stand-up special – Colin Quinn: Long Story Short (VSC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.95 SRP) – he manages to hit a presentational sweet spot that makes this Jerry Seinfeld-directed guide through history a tour de force. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and additional footage.

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Listen, I know that the John Milius Conan film has its flaws, but there’s an energy and grit that permeates every frame of that flick that’s simply not found in the too-slick, too-affected, too-boring modern Conan The Barbarian (Lionsgate, Rated R, 3D Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) featuring Jason Momoa as the Cimmerian warrior in a tale that has monsters, sure, but nothing to match James Earl Jones. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and a clutch of featurettes.

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If you’ve waited your whole life to see Jim Carrey cavort with penguins in an elegant New York apartment, then Mr. Popper’s Penguins (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is the sort of heart-warming and somewhat funny family film for you. Because he does. Cavort with penguins. Bonus materials include a gag reel, deleted scenes, featurettes, and an animated short.

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I kept hoping that Friends With Benefits (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$40.99 SRP) would eventually become as funny and meta romantic comedy as it was painfully trying to be, but besides the always-likeable Mila Kunis & Justin Timberlake, nothing ever came together. In fact, I’ve largely forgot about the movie as I was watching it. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and featurettes.

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Ben returns to take on the abounding extraterrestrial menaces in Ben 10 Ultimate Alien: The Wild Truth (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The 2-disc set contains another 12 episodes of alien fighting.

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It’s been the requisite amount of time, so what do we get? Why, we get another season set of Spongebob! Spongebob Squarepants: The Complete Seventh Season (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) packs over 9 hours of Bikini Bottom madness onto 4-discs, including a quartet of animated shorts.

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Things take a dark, unpredictable turn in the 5th and final season of Big Love (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), which finds the Henrickson clan under fire after patriarch, and newly elected state Senator, Bill announces his polygamy on election night. And things go from bad to worse as a vengeful Alby Grant makes his return. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and a featurette.

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If you’d like to fulfill your very special movie quota, check out The Help (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP), about a group of women who work across 1960’s Southern racial and societal barriers on a writing project. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted scenes.

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For history buffs, the perfect companion to their recent WWII set is the equally fascinating/gripping Vietnam In HD (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP), featuring home movies and rare archival footage never before available, presented in high definition.

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Sideshow Collectibles’ premium format figure line has been plenty of impressive scaled recreations of classic pop culture characters over the years, but the really impressive thing is when they manage to wow me with a character I would not have been expected to be wowed by. Case in point is their 1/4-scale Emperor Palpatine and Imperial Throne ($499). If you’re wondering about the elevated pricetag above their standard premium format figures, it should be readily apparent that not only are you getting the accurately sculpted and clothed leader of the evil Empire, but also his absolutely massive imperial throne. And, to make it that much more authentic (and worth the price), there’s even a light feature, as they underside of the top canopy features a blue LED for that screen-accurate look. If you’re still able, be sure to get the Sideshow Exclusive edition, which features a swappable head sporting Palpatine’s angry bastard face.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Trailer Park: DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME, THE HELP, RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE, COWBOYS & ALIENS

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By Christopher Stipp

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DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME – GIVEAWAY

dee-dvd-box-artI had a blast with this film.

Flat out, if you’re as big a fan of Tsui Hark’s earlier work, ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA and TIME AND TIDE, this movie will entertain as much as it will delight fans of Asian cinema.

A story that marries together historical fact, the female emperor of China, part of the Tang Dynasty circa 689, and fantastical fiction, people are spontaneously combusting, DETECTIVE DEE is a yarn that blends action and character development in a way that I yearn for in my action films as of late.

Where the movie really excels is in the performance of Andy Lau who plays Dee. As he investigates what is behind these combustions there is a heavy emphasis on having a story that twists and turns but giving fans of famed action choreographer Sammo Hung the martial artistry what they want. The colors and fights pop in a way that Hark knows how to capitalize on. It barrel rolls you but then injects love and heart into a story that feels more like a roller coaster you never want to get off of than anything else. One of the greatest compliments for a movie’s worth is its replay factor and you’ll find yourself looking at shots that Hark has composed and wonder at why no one else is taking his lead and making action as fluid and kinetic as he can do it. As well, he makes it known that you can have thunderous violence but also be intelligent about it. Cannot recommend it enough that you check out this movie as soon as you can.

To two of you, though, you won’t have to search far. Just shoot me a line at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and let me know your favorite Hark film and I’ll put you in the running to get one of two DVDs of the movie to check out at your own.

Good luck!

ABOUT THE MOVIE:

“A GRAND-SCALE ADVENTURE” NEW YORK TIMES

“FROM START TO FINISH IS A TERRIFIC ENTERTAINMENT” LOS ANGELES TIMES

Official Selection-Toronto International Film Festival 2010

Nominated- Best Visual Effects- Asian Film Awards 2011

WINNER! HONG KONG FILM AWARDS (Including Best Director and Best Actress)

Famed Director Tsui Hark Takes Audiences On An Epic Adventure

Master genre director, Tusi Hark’s critically acclaimed action adventure masterpiece, DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME, starring legendary Hong Kong actor, Andy Lau (Infernal Affairs, The House of Flying Daggers), Bingbing Li (Forbidden Kingdom), Carina Lau (2046), and Tony Leung Ka-fai (Bodyguards & Assassins), leaps on to Blu-ray, DVD, Digital and Video on Demand, this December 13 from Indomina Releasing. Critics have called the epic “A Masterpiece” (TIME Magazine), “Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Meets Sherlock Holmes, Only A Lot More Fun” (New Your Magazine) and “The Most Purely Entertaining Film Of Our Vanishing Summer” (WALL STREET JOURNAL).

After wowing critics and audiences as an Official Selection at Toronto International Film Festival 2010, DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME, went on to win at the Hong Kong Film Awards, including Best Director and Best Actress and was nominated for Best Visual Effects at the Asian Film Awards in 2011. DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME is now armed to knock out action, adventure and mystery fans alike on Blu-ray and DVD, featuring super cool bonus features including four behind-the-scenes featurettes.

Synopsis
A period epic from genre master Tsui Hark (Seven Swords), DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME, is an action-packed, visually breathtaking Sherlock Holmes-style mystery starring some of China’s top acting talent: Andy Lau, Bingbing Li, Carina Lau, and Tony Leung Ka-fai. Nominated for Best Special Effects at the 2011 Asian Film Awards and stunningly choreographed by master Sammo Hung, this intricately plotted whodunit is set in an exquisitely realized steampunk version of ancient China.

On the eve of her coronation as Empress (Carina Lau, 2046), China’s most powerful woman is haunted by a chilling murder mystery: seven men under her command have burst into flames, leaving behind only black ash and skeletal bones. Recognizing this threat to her power, she turns to the infamous Dee Renjie (Andy Lau, Infernal Affairs, House Of Flying Daggers): a man whose unparalleled wisdom is matched only by his martial arts skills. As he battles a series of bizarre dangers, he unveils a chilling truth that places his life, and the future of an entire dynasty, in peril.

CAST: Andy Lau, Bingbing Li, Carina Lau, and Tony Leung Ka-fai

DIRECTOR: Tsui Hark

WRITER: Zhang Jialu

LANGUAGE: In Mandarin with English subtitles

BONUS FEATURES:

“The Making of Detective Dee”
“Creating the Characters”
“Weapons, Stunts and Action”
“The World of Dee”
Production Stills Gallery
Behind-the-Scenes Stills Gallery
Poster Gallery
English-Language Dub

English Subtitles
French Subtitles

WEBSITE:
http://releasing.indomina.com/detective-dee/

TWITTER:
@Indomina

THE HELP – DVD REVIEW

the-helpJust watch this for Viola Davis.

I will admit that I am not in the core demo for this film, nor should I be, but I will be honest and say that this is a really fine film. It’s not spectacular by any means but the movie succeeds on the performances of the ladies who make this a movie that is less chick-flick and more Disney in its presentation. To wit, a story that talks about racial stereotypes could be a crucible in which heady topics could be raised to a red hot level but this movie’s ginger tone actually takes the edge off, for better or worse, of a subject that really could have used a little more barbs in its skewering of small minded individuals.

Alas, while I was hoping there would be a little more oomph to a story about a book that rankles the delicate sensibilities of a racially divided Southern town and puts everyone’s metaphorical cards on the table as people shuck and jive their way through trying to either come to an accord or inch back into the dark confines of their bigotry this still is a worthy movie to have in your collection if for no other reason than it could introduce young people to the real issues facing the South in the 60s. It’s a primer, if you were, to the racial divide that some say still exists in some pockets all across the nation.

Again, while it’s not earth shattering it at least shatters some notions of people’s misguided philosophies on race and the performances are uniformally excellent and ought to be seen just for that.

ABOUT THE BLU-RAY:

The Help, the inspirational summer hit film people can’t stop talking about, arrives in homes just in time for the holidays, delivering this powerful story on Blu-rayâ„¢ Combo Pack, DVD, Digital Download and On-Demand, December 6, 2011.

The #1 New York Times bestseller by Kathryn Stockett comes to vivid life through the compelling performances of a phenomenal ensemble cast including Emma Stone, Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer and Bryce Dallas Howard. The Help is a courageous and empowering story about very different and extraordinary women in the 1960s South who build an unlikely friendship around a secret writing project.

“Davis and Spencer are both brilliant” ““ Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly

The Help Blu-ray Combo Pack provides audiences with the chance to delve deeper into the movie through compelling, never-before-seen bonus features, including “The Making of ‘The Help:’ From Friendship To Film,” an intimate look at how the life-changing experiences of close-knit childhood friends director Tate Taylor and novelist Kathryn Stockett led to the creation of the best-selling novel and its transition to the big screen.

Additional bonus includes “In Their Own Words: A Tribute To the Maids Of Mississippi,” which is an honest observation of life in the South from real-life maids, including director Tate Taylor’s childhood caretaker, Carol Lee; Deleted Scenes; and nine-time Grammy Award®-winning and multi-platinum selling singer/songwriter, Mary J. Blige’s “The Living Proof”, music video from the film’s end titles.

In continued efforts to provide consumers with multiple viewing choices and unprecedented quality, value and portability in a single purchase, The Help has been packaged as follows:

The 3-Disc Blu-ray Combo Pack (Blu-ray + DVD + Digital Copy) =

Exclusive Blu-ray Bonus Features:

* The Making of “The Help:” From Friendship To Film

* In Their Own Words: A Tribute To The Maids Of Mississippi

*Three deleted scenes with introductions by Director Tate Taylor, including ‘Humiliated,’ ‘A Book About Jackson’ and ‘Johnny’s Home’ (which is a Blu-ray exclusive)

DVD Bonus Features:

* Two deleted scenes with introductions by Director Tate Taylor including ‘A Senator’s Son’ and ‘Keep On Walkin’

* “The Living Proof” music video by Mary J. Blige

2-Disc Blu-ray Combo Pack (Blu-ray + DVD) =

Exclusive Blu-ray Bonus Features:

* The Making of “The Help:” From Friendship To Film

* In Their Own Words: A Tribute To The Maids Of Mississippi

* Three deleted scenes with introductions by Director Tate Taylor including ‘Humiliated,’ ‘A Book About Jackson’ and ‘Johnny’s Home’ (which is a Blu-ray exclusive)

DVD Bonus Features:

* Two deleted scenes with introductions by Director Tate Taylor, including ‘A Senator’s Son’ and ‘Keep On Walkin’

* “The Living Proof” music video by Mary J. Blige

The #1 New York Times bestseller by Kathryn Stockett comes to vivid life through the powerful performances of a phenomenal ensemble cast. The Help is an inspirational, courageous and empowering story about very different, extraordinary women in the 1960s South who build an unlikely friendship around a secret writing project – one that breaks society’s rules and puts them all at risk. Filled with poignancy, humor and hope – and complete with compelling, never-before-seen bonus features – The Help is a timeless, universal and triumphant story about the ability to create change.

The Help stars Emma Stone as the courageous Eugenia ‘Skeeter’ Phelan, who goes against the beliefs of her family and friends to find her own voice. The critically praised, emotional performance of Viola Davis as Aibileen Clark, a woman who secretly dreams of one day having more than she has been given, offers a deep emotional storyline. The breakthrough performance of Octavia Spencer as Minny Jackson, whose sass and tough exterior disguise the pain and fear she faces every day, brings both drama and humor to the film. Bryce Dallas Howard breathes life into the catty Jackson socialite Hilly Holbrook and Jessica Chastain brings charm and humor as Celia Foote, a kind housewife living outside of town who longs to fit in. Sissy Spacek, Allison Janney and Ahna O’Reilly also provide vivacious performances that round out this all-star female ensemble.

COWBOYS & ALIENS – GIVEAWAY

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Everyone needs to chill out on this movie.

After watching COWBOYS & ALIENS I was struck by the fact that people should have absolutely been a little struck by the way this movie played out because it feels like it is going to find some fans in the secondary market.

By that I mean for those who spent more than $20 to see the movie were expecting something that they didn’t get while the schmoes like me who saddle up to a Redbox every now and then and pop a dollar into the machine are getting a great return on their investment. This is a movie that will play well with kids, with dudes, people of any background who understand that it’s show business for a reason and sometimes you just have to find the right price point.

A story that takes us from the old west to centuries beyond our own, the movie succeeds once you stop taking it so seriously. I had fun with it for what it is and the effects are more than enough reason to give this one a second chance. To that end, then, I have some copies of the movie to give out.

If you would like a chance to be one of the lucky ones to prove the summer audiences wrong then by all means shoot me a line at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll get you entered to win a copy!

ABOUT THE BLU-RAY:

This summer’s movie event becomes the holiday season’s must-own Blu-rayâ„¢ as a lone gunslinger leads an uprising against an alien threat in the explosive, stunningly-imagined film, Cowboys & Aliens. A blazingly original, cross-genre adventure from acclaimed director Jon Favreau (Iron Man, Iron Man 2) and top moviemakers Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard, Brian Grazer, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, Cowboys & Aliens features heart-pumping action, spectacular visuals and a first-rate cast. Arriving in stores December 6th from Universal Studios Home Entertainment, the Blu-rayâ„¢ Combo Pack edition of Cowboys & Aliens bring all of the thrills and fun home with perfect hi-def picture and perfect hi-def sound and includes a never-before-seen extended version of the movie, over two hours of exclusive bonus features, and a DVD and digital copy of the film that can be viewed anywhere, anytime on an array of devices including laptops, tablets, Internet-connected TVs and set-top boxes. The Blu-rayâ„¢ also boasts an upgraded version of Universal’s Second Screen – a groundbreaking new technology that enhances the viewing experience by allowing viewers to simultaneously control and interact with the film and bonus material on a WiFi-connected tablet or computer as the movie plays on the television screen. The new Flick View Feature will allow fans to interact even more with the movie and be able to move content from their tablet to their TV screen! Cowboys & Aliens is also available on DVD, digital download and On Demand.

Daniel Craig (Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace) and Harrison Ford (the Indiana Jones and Star Wars franchises) headline as adversaries obliged to join forces against a terrifying enemy, with a supporting cast that includes Olivia Wilde (TRON: Legacy, The Change-Up), Sam Rockwell (Iron Man 2), Ana de la Reguera (Eastbound and Down), Adam Beach (Flags of Our Fathers), Paul Dano (There Will Be Blood), Clancy Brown (The Shawshank Redemption), Keith Carradine (Nashville) and Noah Ringer (The Last Airbender). The script for Cowboys & Aliens is by Star Trek’s Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci and Damon Lindelof (television’s Lost), based on Platinum Studios’ graphic novel created by Scott Mitchell Rosenberg. Grazer, Howard, Rosenberg, Kurtzman and Orci produce. Steven Spielberg, Jon Favreau, Denis L. Stewart, Bobby Cohen, Randy Greenberg and Ryan Kavanaugh serve as Executive Producers.

BONUS FEATURES:

IGNITING THE SKY: THE MAKING OF COWBOYS & ALIENS – A comprehensive, behind-the-scenes look at the production that invites viewers on set to meet the filmmakers and cast as they create this one-of-a-kind action film. In revealing conversations, Jon Favreau, Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer, as well as stars Harrison Ford, Daniel Craig and Olivia Wilde, share their insights about the movie. Also featured are visual-effects powerhouses Legacy Effects and ILM, which join forces once again to push the technological envelope beyond anything ever seen before on screen. It includes:

FINDING THE STORY – Cowboys & Aliens, based on the graphic novel by Scott Mitchell Rosenberg, has been in development for over a decade. Filmmakers, writers and cast explain why this particular team of Hollywood heavyweights hit the right note to bring this to the big screen.

THE SCOPE OF THE SPECTACLE – A look at the team behind the camera for the film’s massive New Mexico shoot, as the stars ride horses, shoot guns, jump from explosions, and get yanked 80 feet in the air! Director Jon Favreau stages unforgettable action set-pieces as cameras capture every moment, while legendary stuntman and Cowboys & Aliens’ second unit director Terry Leonard brings a lifetime of experience to the big-screen stunts, from legendary moments in John Wayne classics to doubling for Harrison Ford in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

OUTER-SPACE ICON – Take a closer look at the creation of a new, terrifying alien design from Legacy Effects and Industrial Light and Magic.

And exclusive to Blu-rayâ„¢ these additional segments:

A CALL TO ACTION – A profile of prolific actor, writer and director Jon Favreau featuring on-set video diaries shot throughout the production.

ABSOLUTION – A look at the practical re-creation of a dusty Old West mining town, the town’s inhabitants and the amazing ensemble of actors who portray them, as well as an exclusive look at the film’s meticulous production and costume designs.

CONVERSATIONS WITH JON FAVREAU ““ Jon Favreau hosts candid interviews with cast and crew, including:

Daniel Craig

Harrison Ford

Olivia Wilde

Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer

Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci

Damon Lindelof

FEATURE COMMENTARY WITH DIRECTOR JON FAVREAU

ADDITIONAL FEATURES EXCLUSIVE TO BLU-RAY:

U-CONTROL: Universal’s exclusive feature that lets the viewer access bonus materials without leaving the movie!

BD-LIVEâ„¢: Access the BD-Liveâ„¢ Center through your Internet-connected player to access the latest trailers, exclusive content, and more!

pocket BLUâ„¢ App: The popular free pocket BLUâ„¢ app for smartphones is now even better with newly updated versions for iPad®, Androidâ„¢ tablets, PC, and Macintosh computers, with features made especially to take advantage of the devices’ larger screens and high resolution displays.

Advanced Remote Control: A sleek, elegant new way to operate your Blu-rayâ„¢ player. Users can navigate through menus, playback and BD-Liveâ„¢ functions with ease.

Video Timeline: Users can easily bring up the video timeline, allowing them to instantly access any point in the film.

Mobile-To-Go: Users can unlock a selection of bonus content with their Blu-rayâ„¢ discs to save to their device or to stream from anywhere there is a Wi-Fi network, enabling them to enjoy content on the go, anytime, anywhere.

Browse Titles: Users will have access to a complete list of pocket BLUâ„¢-enabled titles available and coming to Blu-rayâ„¢. They can view free previews and see what additional content is available to unlock on their device.

Keyboard: Entering data is fast and easy with your device’s intuitive keyboard.

And with UNIVERSAL’S SECOND SCREEN, viewers can enjoy an innovative and interactive viewing experience, that allows them to control, interact and explore Cowboys & Aliens with groundbreaking new features right on a networked tablet or computer, in synchronization with the movie on the television screen! While the movie plays, experience features such as:

Flick View: Interact with the movie, move content from the Tablet to the TV screen, and compare storyboards, animatics, and other executing content by “Flicking” them from on their tablet to their TV screen, simply by gesturing their fingers upwards on their tablets.

Scene Explorer: Viewers select various progressions of the same scene including storyboards, pre-visualizations and behind-the-scenes.

Behind the Scenes: Viewers get an all access look at the making of the film featuring interviews with cast and crew.

Storyboards: Viewers will be able to take a closer look at the storyboards created for some of the amazing sequences in the film.

3D Models: Viewers can take a look at the aliens and otherworldly gadgets in Cowboys & Aliens by the touch or swipe of their fingers. You can move the models in a 360 degree view, get tech specs and more.

SYNOPSIS

It’s 1873 when gunslinger Jake Lonergan (Daniel Craig) awakens in the Arizona desert with no memory of his past and a mysterious metal shackle encircling his wrist. Stumbling into the nearby town of Absolution, Lonergan discovers a tightly closed community that takes its orders from the iron-fisted Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde (Harrison Ford) – and Dolarhyde has a bone to pick with Lonergan. But the colonel’s influence wanes when the desolate city is attacked by monsters that drop from the sky with blinding force and abduct the helpless townsfolk one by one. As Lonergan’s memory slowly returns, he realizes he holds a secret that could give the town a fighting chance against the alien force. With the help of mysterious beauty Ella (Olivia Wilde), he assembles a posse comprised of former opponents: townsfolk, Dolarhyde and his boys, outlaws and Apache warriors. United against a common enemy, they prepare for an epic showdown for survival.

“Rare Exports” an Exceptional Treat by Ray Schillaci

rare_exports_ver4The new Blu-ray Oscilloscope release of “Rare Exports: a Christmas Tale” may not be everybody’s cup of Christmas tea, but it is definitely the most original and delightfully dark holiday tale since Tim Burton’s, “Nightmare before Christmas”. This is the second fantasy film from Norway (the first being Troll Hunter) that has hit our shores and it has all the earmarks of a cult classic and is even better than its predecessor. Several films of late (Super 8, Cowboys and Aliens) have tried to recapture the magic of Spielberg in the 80s and they have fallen short. Director, Jalmeri Helander delivers that magic in spades with an unwavering “R” rating and has us giggling all the way as to how wrong it is.

There is so much wonderment involved in this fantastic tale of the “real” Santa Clause being discovered that I hesitate to provide you any spoilers with this review. The basic idea; pesky Americans have invaded the Korvatunturi mountains, disturbing the local townsfolk with their blasting. Pietari, a mischievous Norwegian boy, and his friend spy on the secretive area and believe Santa Claus has been unearthed. But this is not the jolly old fat man that parents have been talking about for ages. Pietari fears this is truly the demon that was known for stealing children and placing them in boiling water. When the boy’s harsh father accidentally snares a naked old man with a long grey beard suspicions peak and fantasy turns deadly.

Helander captures the magic of the holiday season with the beautiful snow covered landscapes and wide-eyed children. He also manages to keep us in suspense with the reactions of the adults and legends revealed. There are moments of giddy pleasure with the absurdity of it all; a possible unconscious Santa on a butcher block, a child pleading to be spanked for bad behavior for fear of Santa and a herding (it has to be seen to be believed) like no other.

Oscilloscope has delivered a crisp and dynamic Blu-ray presentation with a soundtrack worthy of a big Hollywood budget that never overwhelms or becomes annoying. Subtitles are easy to read. If you are one to avoid subtitled movies, I would strongly suggest giving this one a chance. It is well worth it.

The two disc set is the best way to go with one of the most ingenious packaging displays that is a great conversation piece. Extras include two short prequels “Rare Exports, Inc.” and “Rare Exports, Inc. ““ Official Safety Guide,” hilarious. The making of this Christmas gem, concept art, animatics and computer effects video comparison, still photo gallery displaying behind the scenes production and the original trailer from Finland is all included. Oscilloscope has also thrown in the camp classic, “Santa Clause Conquers the Martians”. All of this is worth the couple of dollars extra compared to the single disc Blu-ray or the DVD.

The film is so full of surprises throughout its production. All the actors hit their mark, tug at our hearts and make us cringe in fear all at once. But do not mistake this as a simple horror show ““ it is definitely not, it’s more of a playful creep fest that is full of fun. “Rare Exports” is a cup of spiked Christmas cheer, sit back and enjoy it.

December 8, 2011

Whotininnies 6: Kneel Before Doz

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Join Ken Plume and Glen Oliver as they take you on a journey beyond geekiness and nerdiness – Well, they pretty much just nerd out geekily and have a bit of a chat about Doctor Who and all things sci-fi.

Whotininnies 6: Kneel Before Doz
Ken and Glen lament Lester and throw a Donner party. As always, our theme is courtesy of Chameleon Circuit.

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December 7, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Tony Way

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In this episode, I have a chat with writer/actor Tony Way about Duke Brothers, Vic and Bob, meat puppets, per diems, dragon tattoos, Shakespeare, and Kevin Spacey’s White Room.

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Marian Call 2

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In this episode, I have a chat with singer/songwriter Marian Call about Alaska, ferry tours, long roads, tours that don’t tour, and Pooh karaoke.

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December 6, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-12-06

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December 5, 2011

Party Favors That Old Razzie Dazzie

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HOLLYWOOD – The Razzie is the only honest piece of hardware awarded out each year during Award Season.

Nobody starts a whispering buzz for a shot at Golden Raspberry Award greatness. You think Don Murphy forked up Harvey Weinstein money to get Transfomers: Revenge of the Fallen to beat Land of the Lost? Of course not. Mike Myers didn’t fly the Razzie bigwigs to Toronto to make them lust after the Love Guru. Unlike to weasels at various critic groups, the Razzie members don’t vote because they want certain stars at their big award dinner. The Razzie doesn’t care if you show up since a majority of the winners barely showed up in their films.

The amazing thing about the Razzie is that unlike Best film of the year, rarely do you hear anyone declare a Razzie “winning” film wasn’t really that bad. Gigli, Catwoman, Freddy Got Fingered and The Postman still hurt my eyes after all these years. Nobody moans and groans that somehow Battlefield Earth didn’t deserve the prize over Little Nicky. There’s no Goodfellas versus Dances with Wolves we wuz robbed arguments.

There are hundreds of sites, blogs and podcasts that predict the Oscars. But what’s the point? They’re letting Russell Brand vote for the Oscars now. Does he really deserve to tell you what the greatest film of the year is? He’s a Razzie front runner for a lifetime achievement award just for Arthur. Why follow the alleged campaigns of winning and losing meaningless critic and industry awards as if it’s a college football season? Why aren’t these groups concerned about exposing the most painful performances they had to sit through to collect their reviewer paychecks? The New York Critics Circle spends 364 days trashing performances and one day sucking up to the stars. Blah. You can’t enjoy the worst without remembering the crap that sticks to the popcorn bucket.

So enough talk about those artsy fartsy films that will be making the award circuit. You’ll be suffering enough as they keep acting surprised at every televised ceremony from now until the Kodak Theater. Let’s focus on the movies that won’t worry their cast with the threat being woken up on Oscar nomination morning by Ryan Seacrest.

Original predictions had this year’s Razzies overwhelmed with comic book movies. There were so many directors who took two-dimensional superheroes and made them even more hollow and forgettable. So many great actors paychecking for the joy of maintaining their mansions that have been stuck on the real estate market for two or more years. How can anyone compete with the utter clunker of Thor? There’s Kenneth Branagh directed Anthony Hopkins, Natalie Portman, Colm Feore and Stellan Skarsgard in CGI mess. Branagh ought to get an award for forcing Idris Elba to wear a ’57 Chevy. Smurfs inspired a mother to drunk drive her daughter home. But the race for Razzie might not go to a comic book inspired flick. How could Thor, Smurfs, Transformers: Whatever They Called It or Green Lantern not be the peak of badness with their CGI soul sucking powers?

Your Highness smoked them all. My old classmates Danny McBride and David Gordon Green did me proud by proving that they can make a major budget dud. A box office implosion when you know your film school has made it. Anyone can make a low budget indie darling that barely makes a dent in receipts. Your Highness was the kinda film that made us back in NCSA ponder who the hell signs off on a $75 million steaming turd? They found the secret of Cut Throat Island and The Postman. The best part was how the trailer pushed Natalie Portman even though she didn’t show up until the last few reels. How could an Oscar winner be exploited any better than in a Xena knock-off project? Your Highness smelt like skank weed which is the odor of Razzie glory. What could derail it’s chance to sweep?

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star horrified the world with another cinematic abortion from Nick Swardson. Swardson keeps lowering the bar with his untalents. He wrote Benchwarmers and Grandma’s Boy so he knows how to turn used toilet paper into Happy Madison green lights. He has acting skills ought to be listed as self-inflicting deadly weapons. His emoting will scrape your corneas. Bucky Larson is about a dork who thinks he’s got the genes to be a porn star. But he’s a disaster. Luckily no full theaters experienced this dud on impact. Did I mention Adam Sandler took credit for co-writing the script? Even John Hughes kept his name off the poster of Drillbit Taylor. Why did Sandler need to put this on his resume? What drove him to admit he spent time in a room with Nick talking about “improving” the script? How can Adam Sandler not be gay since it’s hard to fathom why he keeps supporting Nick. He makes Roseanne look like a genius for forcing Tom Arnold into America’s living rooms. Nick Swardson stole Danny McBride’s glorious night of raspberry bliss. Although rumor had it that as a compromise, Danny and Nick would win “Worst Screen Couple” as the terrorists in the heart warming comedy 30 Minutes Or Less. Little did they suspect that a familiar name would destroy all their plans including “Worst Screen Couple” glory.

Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill is not merely the front runner, but the dominator. They might have to take back awards from last year to truly represent the badness of Sandler playing a brother and sister. Once again Nick Swardson plays his screen pal. Does Rob Schneider cry when he notices Nick has more lines in Adam’s new film? Nick should have been a lock for worst supporting actor until Al Pacino slummed it up for Sandler. Tony Montana weeps for what’s become of Al Pacino. Swardson can’t even claim Worst Couple since there’s no way Sandler doesn’t win for his dual role. There’s no denying Jack and Jill the everlasting honors that haunt Bruce Jenner and the Village People in Can’t Stop The Music.

The Razzies might surprise us with a indie vote towards Tree of Life. But it’s hard not to see Jack and Jill pull a sweep since the Blu-ray ought to be released in time for the final vote. The resolution will magnify the badness.
?It would be great if there was award shows leading up to the Razzie. A non-stop shaming of a slumming and untalented filmmakers. They’d keep showing up at glamourous venues hoping that the critics and their peers didn’t think they sucked the worst. The “winner” would get pulled from the envelope and four other people would rejoice. Ice Cube might quit accepting the scripts rejected by Cuba Gooding Jr.

HOLLYWOOD FEUDS

Seems the blood feud between Patton Oswald and Zach Galifianakis is splitting Hollywood Hard. Rat Vs. Wolf is getting more bitter every day as these two send shots over the intertubes at each other’s domes. Patton recently asked Zach if he smelt Patton’s ass on the last script he accepted. Zach is suing for sole custody of Brian Posehn.

The anger has gone into overdrive with The Office‘s Phyllis Smith reportedly whipping out the claws on Mike & Molly‘s Melissa McCarthy. People are crying as they have to take sides. Who really topped the box office? Did Phyllis in Bad Teacher blaze the trail for Melissa in Bridesmaids as some suggest? Or has Phyllis had her turn at the top? Will this turn into another Tupac-Biggie?

STAMP HIM

If you want to see Ernie Kovacs on a stamp, send a postcard to:

Dana Gioia
Citizens’ Stamp Advisory Committee
c/o Stamp Development
U.S. Postal Service
475 L’Enfant Plaza SW
Room 3300
Washington, DC 20260-3501

WHITE CHRISTMAS

Now a little holiday treat from Prep and Landing‘s new DVD featuring Betty White. We can’t have enough Betty.

BLU-RAY HEAVEN

Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil is a deep fried ball of Deliverance andEvil Dead covered in Three’s Company. This should be your Christmas Day movie instead of War Horse.. The movie starts out like the normal college kids go on a vacation in the murky South and find themselves murdered one by one. But it isn’t the usual slaughter cinema. Tucker (Firefly‘s Alan Tudyk) and Dale (Reaper‘s Tyler Labine) are two redneck guys eager to fix up their new vacation cabin. They are a blissfully oblivious to the nature of the cabin’s former owner. During a midnight fishing trip, they paddle near the skinny dipping college kids. Allison (30 Rock‘s Katrina Bowden) falls into the water and knocks herself out. When Dale rescues her, the other college kids think the two rednecks have taken her hostage. Thus commences a great comic misunderstanding film with a severe body count. Tyler Labine is at the top of his game as he brings so much heart to his shy country guy. He’s a tender fuzzy teddy bear in a trucker cap. The pancake scene made me want to cry syrup. This is the best romantic comedy that involves someone going through a wood chipper since Fargo. The Blu-ray picture look fantastic. The best of the bonus features is “Tucker and Dale Are Evil: The College Kids’ Point of View.” They cut the film so that the duo truly are terrorizing the kids. Tyler and Alan crack each other up in the bloopers. This is a special cult film that deserves to be a stocking stuffer.

DVD SHELF

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Volume XXII is more Sandy Frank love from the Satellite of Love. Sandy Frank was a TV producer who distributed various Japanese movies and TV shows in America. He’s responsible for Battle of the Planets and Gamera flicks. He became a superstar when nine of his movies (including 5 Gamera installments) ended up on the third season of MST3K. Joel and the Bots came to fear his name during the opening credits. Mighty Jack is a confusing mess. This super spy movie was snipped from a Japanese TV series. Sandy just put the first and sixth episode together. This cheap way to make a movie gets loads of cracks from everyone. The invention exchange explores the strange relationship of Dr. Forrester and Frank. What’s up with the doc’s legs and Frank’s desires? The big musical number is “Slow the Plot Down.” You’ll be humming this in theaters forever. “Time of the Apes” is another case of Sandy turning a Japanese series into a single film. This is a Planet of the Apes rip off except with even cheesier monkey masks. A scientist and two kids get frozen. When they wake up, it’s in a world ruled by apes. This episode features the brilliant “Sandy Frank Song.” Sandy supposedly didn’t like being roasted by Joel and the Bots. Nobody expected these episodes to get on DVD, but they’re here. “The Brute Man” stars the unforgettable Rondo Hatten. He had a huge face due to his being exposed to mustard gas during World War I. In the movie, he plays a man furious at his disfigurement. He seeks revenge on those that caused it. He also falls in love with a blind woman. He goes on a crime spree to pay for her operation. Does he really want her to see him? What helps this episode is “Trail of the Creeper” which is a biography of Hatten. Turns out he died shortly after making The Brute Man. Sandy Frank kinda makes a cameo as a slick character that arrives to take Pearl out on a date. Dr. Forrester doesn’t want him as his new daddy. “The Violent Years” had my attention with teen debs terrorizing the neighborhood. This was written by Ed Wood, but somehow not directed by him. It must have been shot while Ed attended the Angora festival in Sante Fe. The Mad Scientists come up with their own musical theme song to help widen the audience. Can Mike and the Bots match them? Volume XXII is a pure delight with the mixture of Sandy Frank, Rondo Hatten and Ed Wood.

Action Double Feature: The Nickel Ride and 99 and 44% Dead gives us two Fox releases from the mid-70s that deserve a larger cult following. Nickel Ride is Jason Miller’s follow up to his priest role in The Exorcist. He’s an underworld hustler whose big job is to take care of the storage warehouses used by the mob for all the merchandise they collect from hijacked trucks. Business has been so good that Miller needs to line up a new warehouse. Mobster John Hillerman has a trust issue and assigns cowboy Bo Hopkins (the man who wasn’t Jerry Reed, but appeared in Burt Reynolds’ movies) to watch Miller. Or is he supposed to take care of Miller? It’s a nice piece of gritty crime drama. 99 and 44% Dead is a Pop Mobster epic from John Frankenheimer. The opening credits set up a comic book attitude. There’s a mob war breaking out in the big town. Richard Harris (Orca) gets the call during a card game that he’s needed to fight for Edmond O’Brien. His mission seems simple until he discovers Chuck Connors has been hired by the rival Godfather. Connors has a giant claw hand that looks borrowed from Live and Let Die. There’s major chase scenes to keep the action flowing when the plot gets too loopy. Harris appear to being channeling Michael Caine in his attitude and haircut. This is an interesting double feature of criminal attitudes going from the intense to the flighty.

Conan The Adventurer Season Two: Part 1 gives another 13 episodes of heroic action. After a successful first season as a Saturday morning production, the producers went for a weekday strip release. They stuck with the same major goal that Conan, the not-quite Barbarian, is seeking to bring his family back to life after the evil Wrath-Amon turned them to stone. He’s part of the serpent men that are up to no good. Conan’s only real protection is a sword made of Star Metal. This collection has the first 13 episodes of the 52 episode season. Conan keeps getting tested and attacked as he puts together a confederation to battle the snake men. “Tribal Warfare” has Snag and Conan going at it after the Snakemen make it look like their tribes are feuding. “The Vengeance of Jhebbal Sag” turns a good spirit evil when Wrath-Amon gets his split tongue going. “The Red Brotherhood” swaggers with a female pirate on the scene. “The Crevasse of Winds” gives a clue how Conan can save his family from the evil spell. But can he get the book? “Earthbound” has a breaking of the rank in Wrath-Amon’s army. While they calm down the sex and violence associated with Conan, the animated series keeps up with the action found in He-Man.

The Adventures of Tintin Season One is a faithful adaptation of the Belgian comic strip drawn by Herge. Tintin is a plucky boy reporter who goes around the globe solving mysteries with his fox terrier, a formerly drunk Captain Haddock and the Thompson Twins detectives. For those of you eagerly awaiting Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson’s adaptation of Tintin, there should be a Spoiler alert. This collection has the three comic books that were combined for the motion capture CGI Christmas blockbuster. “The Crab with the Golden Claws,” “The Secret of the Unicorn” and “Red Rackham’s Treasure” appear in the animated series as if the pages of the comic book have come alive. The animators went the extra step to make sure the series doesn’t look like a cut rate visual bootleg. Their approach is much better looking that Spielberg’s creepy CGI characters that look like Body Snatchers that have been hatched before they’ve full formed as humanoids. Also included in The Adventures of Tintin Season One is “Cigars of the Pharaoh,” “The Blue Lotus,” “The Black Island” and the “Calculus Affair.” The final installment is considered the best of the series. Between the price of your movie ticket and the higher cost of 3-D glasses, you can buy this DVD boxset. You’ll feel less creeped out by the properly animated TV series versus Spielberg & Jackson’s synthetic concoction that’s overblown with John Williams’ score. And you won’t feel left out when the overgrown kids at the water cooler babble on about the movie. You’re vision of Tintin will remain pure and untainted by Andy Serkis covered in pingpong balls.

Mission Impossible: Season One ’88 revived the classic spy show from the ’60s. The series was brought back during a writer’s strike when a network executive decided they could use the classic scripts to avoid dealing with writers. Peter Graves returned as Jim Phelps, the leader of the Impossible Missions Force. His older appearance wasn’t a shock since he’d been doing ads for a phone company announcing, “It’s for you!” The old Mission Impossible took place all around the world which resembled the Desilu backlot in Hollywood. The new show was made in Australia so now they had to fake being in SoCal. Phelps new crew includes Grant Collier, Barney’s son. Phil Morris really was Greg Morris’ son. Phil went on to be the legendary lawyer Jackie Chiles on Seinfeld. The season starts with “The Killer” revamp. John de Lancie (Q on Star Trek: The Next Generation) is the top hitman that takes out Phelps’ replacement. The retired IMF agent gets back in the game to avenge his protege. “The Condemned” reunites Phelps and Barney Collier under bad circumstances. Barney’s been framed by a crooked Turkish cop for murder. Jim and his son have to spring him without causing an international incident. “The Legacy” brings back the lost Nazi gold. “The Devils” brings a taste of human sacrifice. A British royal is taping into Satanic ceremonies to get control over government officials that need the dark arts to maintain their power. Phelps arrives as the ultimate of evil. The 19 episodes of the first season aren’t bad. The show doesn’t quite have the same atmosphere of the original since it was shot on film and edited on videotape. It’s got that ’80s Matlock texture. There’s only one more season to go.

The Lucy Show: The Official Fifth Season brings even more major stars to visit the insane world of Lucille Carmichael (Lucille Ball) and Mr. Mooney (Gale Gordon). “Lucy with George Burns” breaks her as Burns’ new comedy partner. Can she really handle big time show biz? Strange to see Burns not playing up his 100th birthday. “Lucy meets the Law” brings her face to face with Claude Akins (Sheriff Lobo). That’s stardom. “Lucy and Paul Winchell” reminds us that there was another famous ventriloquist before Jeff Dunham. Paul’s big star was Jerry Mahoney. Carol Burnett answers the ad in “Lucy Gets a Roommate.” Look carefully since Joe Pesci is part of the band that shows up. Carol sticks around long enough to tempt Lucy to ditch work in “Lucy and Carol in Palm Springs.” What can go wrong? How about Mr. Mooney staying at their hotel. “Lucy Gets Caught Up in the Draft” has the elderly redhead reporting for duty. There’s a cameo from America’s greatest marine. “Lucy and John Wayne” really does feature the Duke. She pesters the guy until she destroys Wayne’s latest movie set. The legendary Joseph Ruskin is the frustrated director. Phil Silvers straightens out the bank in “Lucy and the Efficiency Expert. “Viv Visits Lucy” brings back Vivian Vance for fun with hippies. Viv’s hunting for a kid that’s gone underground and groovy. Mr. Warmth warms up the TV with “Lucy and the Fight Manager.” Don Rickles gives hers her a puncher’s chance. The big bonus feature is “Lucy in London” featuring The Dave Clark Five. I’m in pins and needles over this one.

Transformers Prime: Darkness Rising brings back the Autobots and Decepticons for another series. The show is done in CGI. Darkness Rising covers the five episode mini-series that ran on the Hub last year. Thankfully they cut off the opening and closing credits and edited it together as a single 106 minute long movie. The show gets a major starpower boost with The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) voicing Cliff Jumper. Although he doesn’t quite lay down the smackdown when he’s captured by Starscream and tortured. This could be considered violent for small kids if I haven’t seen the evil a toddler will do to a Transformer action figure. Things get scary when undead Cybertronians attack Optimus Prime and pals. It’s more entertaining than Transformers Dark Slab of Confusion and is free of Shia LaBeouf. They still have the little kids that help the Transformers, but they’re CGI. This makes them more well rounded than Michael Bay’s characters. Contrary to the rumor spread on Amazon, this DVD is presented in widescreen anamorphic.

Gunsmoke Fifth Season, Volume 2 wraps up the penultimate half hour batch of episodes. The show at this level remains extra tight in its storytelling about the action around Dodge City. This is still the time of Chester (McCloud‘s Dennis Weaver) as Marshall Dillon’s right hand man. “Hinka Do” puts a woman in charge of the Lady Gay Saloon. Matt thinks the woman might have bought out the previous owner with a little force. “Moo Moo Raid” has a cow being shot to death. Do not watch this with any of the Borden products. “Jailbait Janet” is an excellent title. But this time the daughter isn’t into seducing old men. She’s robbing the train station with her family. They view it as payback since the railroad burned their crops. “The Bobsy Twins” has nothing to do with the kiddie books. In this case it’s two brothers eager to kill indians. Richard Chamberlin (Shogun) is part of the wannabe mayhem. “Old Flame” wins big bonus points for having Lee Van Cleef (The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. He’s supposedly beaten up Matt’s old “friend.” But Kitty thinks the woman is lying. Another great collection proving less was more when it came to Gunsmoke episodes.

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