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March 31, 2009

Win FOLLOW THAT BIRD on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:32 pm

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In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away four (4) copies of FOLLOW THAT BIRD on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 22nd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 22nd.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE LAUGH-OUT-LOUD CATS SELL OUT!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:51 pm

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In conjunction with Abrams ComicArts, we’re giving away six (6) copies of Adam Koford’s THE LAUGH-OUT-LOUD CATS SELL OUT.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 22nd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 22nd.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE IT CROWD on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:43 pm

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In conjunction with MPI Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE IT CROWD: SEASON 1 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 22nd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 22nd.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

MewesCast 1: It Begins

Filed under: MewesCast — Tags: , , , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 8:04 am

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You know him as Jay, but now get to really know him as Jay. Jason Mewes brings you a podcast the likes of which you’ve never heard before. Excitement, adventure, enlightenment – All this and more as Jason (with additional noise by Matt Cohen) takes you on a weekly tour of all things Mewes. So tell your friends and warn your neighbors… Welcome to Mewescast – It’s a state of mind.

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MEWESCAST #1: It Begins  – You know him as Jay, but now get to really know him as Jay. Jason Mewes brings you a podcast the likes of which you’ve never heard before. Excitement, adventure, enlightenment – All this and more as Jason (with additional noise by Matt Cohen) takes you on a weekly tour of all things Mewes. So tell your friends and warn your neighbors… Welcome to Mewescast – It’s a state of mind.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Bagged & Boarded 19: Up In Smoke

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #19: Up In Smoke  – In which Matt and Jesse discuss the hot button subject of marijuana, get into end of the world hypotheticals, and Matt has some quality time with the “Real” Jesse. Pass that, bro…

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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March 30, 2009

SModcast 81

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 81: Satan’s Dookie. –

n which our heroes throw their support behind the controversial PreCrime Bureau.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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March 29, 2009

Join Kevin Smith At The Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament!

Filed under: Articles — Tags: , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 10:42 am

Join Kevin and team at The 3rd Annual Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament in Brantford Ontario – June 5, 6 and 7!

On June 5, 6 and 7 join Kevin Smith and his Team of Destiny as they battle it out for the ultimate prize at The 3rd Annual Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament in Brantford Ontario.

Kevin will be in goal as part of team Puck U. which will also consist of the following notable players:

Roster:

  • Jason Mewes (C)
  • Scott Mosier
  • Bryan Johnson
  • Jennifer Schwalbach
  • Ming Chen
  • Jon Gordon
  • Jim Jackman
  • Malcolm Ingram
  • Kevin Smith
  • And if his tendons can take it, Walt Flanagan

Spectators and gawkers are welcome and encouraged!

When and Where:

June 5, 6 and 7th

Ball Hockey International (BHI)
Steve Brown Sports Complex / Lions Park
20 Edge Street
Brantford, Ontario


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About The 3rd Annual Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament

The 3rd annual Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament will be hosted in Brantford from June 5 to 7, 2009 at the Ball Hockey International (BHI) venue located at the Steve Brown Sports Complex / Lions Park, 20 Edge Street.

Walter Gretzky will be on hand to welcome everyone to Brantford for a weekend of FUN and sports. Teams in the following age categories are invited to register for the tournament; 7 to 9 (2002, 2001, 2000), 10 to 12 (1999, 1998, 1997), 13 to 15 (1996, 1995, 1994), Teen 13 to 17( 1996, 1995, 1994, 1993, 1992), Adult 18 & up (1991 and older).

The tournament is a round robin format with a 3 game guarantee. The minium players per team are 4 plus a goalie and the maxium players per team are 10 plus a goalie. Registration Fees are $275.00 + GST per team and the deadline to register for all divisions is May 29, 2009.

The Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament is a fundraising event that will benefit the Brantford Sports Facilities Infrastructure Legacy Fund.

Want more info? Get it here!

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March 27, 2009

Cabin Fever #62: Tired and Emotional

Filed under: Cabin Fever — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:10 am

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #62: Tired and Emotional – This week Aaron is struck down with the man flu, and so Rev. pHitzy is joined by stalwart Cabin Dwellers Shona and Bruce, as well as a guest appearance by their friend Chris. Rogue bus drivers are discussed, as well as a few other strange and distasteful tales from around the globe.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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Weekend Shopping Guide 3/27/09: Go Team Venture!

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

It’s not only the picture frame that’s expanded in the third season of The Venture Bros. (Adult Swim, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) – after three seasons, the Venture universe has become a, dare I say, rich tapestry. The characters and universe crafted by Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer is better than most of the writing on TV today, and it’s about time a wider audience discovered it. The 2-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries and deleted scenes. This is also the first season being released in Blu-Ray ($44.98 SRP), and it looks wonderful. The bonus features are identical to the standard release, but the Blu-Ray edition also contains a CD of J.G. Thirlwell’s score.

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OK, there is something blatantly geeky about keeping your change in a bank that’s also an exact replica of the Golden Fertility Idol ($19.99) featured in Raiders Of The Lost Ark. I admit this. And frankly, I don’t care – because while it is blatantly geeky, it’s also pretty darn cool. And you know you want one, too. You know it.

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Much like Freaks & Geeks and Arrested Development before it, another brilliant but short-lived series comes to DVD, where it will hopefully be discovered by those who didn’t get to experience it during its first go-round. So what series am I celebrating this time? Andy Richter Controls The Universe (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). Just trust me when I say you need to see this. NOW. Bonus features include audio commentaries and a pair of featurettes.

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For years now, I’ve been reiterating that you should buy, post-haste, the comedic sci-fi novels of Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder. Every one so far has been the delightfully quirky literary equivalent of a fine gem, and the greatness keeps on coming with his latest tale of slow-witted detective Frank Burly, Earth Vs. Everybody (Kennydale Books, $15.95). It’s a breezy read, perfect for the busy comedy connoisseur with little to no free time and an intense desire to enjoy their brief moments of leisure. If you still miss Douglas Adams, get this book. And the rest of them. Get them now, in fact. I’ll wait here for you… And then, together, we’ll eagerly await the next installment. I can guarantee you it’ll be just as good…. Nay, BETTER!

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As much as I love RiffTrax, it’s with Cinematic Titanic that I feel like I’ve come home to the Mystery Science Theater experience that I fell in love with lo’ those many years ago. Awful movie? Check. Brilliantly, hilariously eviscerating comedy at said film’s expense? Check. An endearingly goofy conceit prompting the experience? Check. The folks behind MST? Check. So what’s their latest target? A cheesy vampire flick called Blood Of The Vampires (Cinema Titan, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP), and it is wonderful. If you haven’t picked up one of their discs yet, do so. And then pick up the rest. NOW.

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For years it’s been available in a sub-par 4×3 version, but finally the first (and best) Sesame Street feature film gets so much-deserved respect with the newly-remastered, widescreen edition of Follow That Bird (Warner Bros., Rated G, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The picture is crisp and clean, and while the bonus features are a little light, at least they did a new interview with Muppeteer Carroll Spinney and kept the theatrical trailer on. It’s a fun, funny flick that unfortunately reminds me just how good Sesame used to be.

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When a comedian decides – at the age of 32 – to write his autobiography, it’s understandable to be a bit wary. But when that comedian is Russell Brand – and the tome deals in large part with his years of heroin and sex addiction – my curiosity is piqued. The book itself – whimsically titled My Booky Wook (Collins, $26.99 SRP) and now available in the US – is an engaging, witty, and brutally candid bio, and increases my respect of Mr. Brand even beyond the already high level attained by his wonderfully odd, affected comedy style.

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Picking up where Casino Royale left off, Quantum Of Solace (MGM, Rated PG-13, DVD-$34.98 SRP) finds James Bond (Daniel Craig) crisscrossing the globe on a quest for revenge that finds him facing down an evil businessman and a vast conspiracy in a nicely action-packed entry in the franchise. Bonus features include 6 behind-the-scenes featurettes, “Crew Files” clips, a music video, and trailers. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available with the same bonus materials, but an absolutely stunning high definition picture.

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What many people consider to be the worst Bond film – even though it’s technically not in the Bond canon proper – is Sean Connery’s last turn, Never Say Never Again (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP). The new high definition special edition features an audio commentary, a trio of retrospective featurettes, a photo gallery, and the theatrical trailer.

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Add another must-have title to the list of those that have finally made it to Blu-Ray with the arrival of The Princess Bride (MGM/UA, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP). The new edition ports over the special features from the standard edition – audio commentaries, featurettes, etc. – and also kindly includes a bonus standard DVD of the film. It’s a must-have! Get it!

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Letterman, Leno, Conan, and Kimmel may get all of the attention, but the brilliant dark horse of late night TV is Craig Ferguson. Most don’t know that the lost of The Late Late Show was also a stand-up, but you can easily rectify that lack of knowledge by picking up his brand new stand-up DVD, Craig Ferguson: A Wee Bit O’ Revolution (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). Bonus features include an interview and a speech Ferguson delivered at Boston’s Faneuil Hall.

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Knowing its tortured production history, I had pretty low expectations for the Disney (non-Pixar) CG animated film Bolt (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). However, I had the same expectations of their previous venture – Meet The Robinsons – and that turned out to be a real fun, charming piece. Well, it looks like they’ve pulled another one out, because I dug Bolt – the story of a Hollywood star dog who gets a rude awakening when he finds himself lost in a real world that’s nothing like the TV reality he believes to be true. Really, the only way to go is to pick up the 3-disc Blu-Ray edition, which features not only featurettes, a new short, and deleted scenes, but a standard DVD copy of the film as well.

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While most catalogue high-def releases have focused on comedies and action flicks, the drama side of things gets serviced with a trio of new releases to Blu-Ray – The Kite Runner, Things We Lost In The Fire, and A Mighty Heart (Paramount, Rated PG-13/R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP each). Bonus features are identical to their red-headed stepchild standard editions.

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If you walked out of Watchmen wanting to recreate the aural experience, there’s a pair of discs that fit the bill. For the songs featured in the flick, you’ll want Watchmen: Music From The Motion Picture (Warner Sunset, $18.98 SRP), which sports a dozen tracks. For the score, you’ll want Watchmen: Original Motion Picture Score (Warner Sunset, $18.98 SRP), which contains 40 minutes of composer Tyler Bates music.

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Of the more recent crop of Disney animated flicks, one of the few I’d say is a classic on par with their golden age is Lilo & Stitch (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP), which is getting a new 2-disc special edition, containing deleted scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, Stitch’s tour through Disney history, music videos, and more.

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It was occasionally a bit rocky, but I wound up enjoying The Riches (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), and was sad when the FX series about a family of grifters assuming the life of a wealthy family was axed after its second season. That 7-episode final season is now on DVD, with an additional “Eddie Izzard: Revealed” featurette.

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Filmed in 1993, Rod Stewart’s stint on Unplugged was a rousing, rollicking jaunt through his back catalogue, with Ronnie Wood by his side. The CD has been re-released with a pair of bonus tracks as Rod Stewart Unplugged… And Seated (Rhino, $24.98 SRP), which also sports a DVD of the special itself.

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I’m delighted that Paramount has decided to stick with their remastered, 2-disc special editions they’ve branded as the “Centennial Collection”. The latest releases are Alfred Hitchcock’s To Catch A Thief and Neil Simon’s The Odd Couple (Paramount, Not Rated/Rated G, DVD-$24.99 SRP each). Both flicks feature audio commentaries, behind-the-scenes & retrospective featurettes, trailers, galleries, and more. Did I mention they’ve also never looked or sounded better?

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I am not a teenage girl or an emotionally needy woman, so the Twilight (Summit Entertainment, Rated PG-13, DVD-$32.99 SRP) phenomenon has left no impression on me, but I know there are fans aplenty out there, and they’ve been eagerly awaiting the DVD release of their vampire love story. Well, it’s arrived, and the 2-disc edition contains an audio commentary, extended/deleted scenes, a documentary, a behind-the-scenes look at Comic-Con, and more.

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Many nerds noted the absence of the comic book story Tales Of The Black Freighter (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$27.95 SRP) from within Zack Snyder’s adaptation of Watchmen – an element that featured rather prominently within the original Alan Moore/Dave Gibbons miniseries. Well, nerds can rest a little bit, as an animated version comes direct-to-DVD along with a live-action/CGI adaptation of Nite Owl’s group origin story “Under The Hood”. Bonus features include a look at how the pieces connect to the film proper, and the first episode of the animated motion comic. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus material.

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If you want a bit of the great outdoors this weekend, you might want to check out a pair of new releases from Animal Planet. Living With The Wolfman (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) features British wolf expert Shaun Ellis whose exploits studying and sleeping with wolves had me wondering when there might be a posthumous documentary in the offing. The other disc is Raw Nature (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP), featuring the too close for comfort work of a group of filmmakers.

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Originally available as an exclusive pack in with Kung Fu Panda, the animated follow-up Secrets Of The Furious Five (Dreamworks, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) gets a standalone release, with the same bonus features.

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See just how fun, frolicsome, and positively risqué pre-Code Tinseltown was in the Forbidden Hollywood Collection: Volume Three (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). The latest collection contains six flicks – other Men’s Women, The Purchase Price, Frisco Jenny, Midnight Mary, Heroes For Sale, and Wild Boys Of The Road. The set also features a documentary on director William Wellman, a trio of commentaries, vintage shorts & cartoons, and trailers.

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I’m not a terribly big fan, so the less I say about the CG animated Star Wars series the better. Suffice it to say, the first episode collection, The Clone Wars: A Galaxy Divided (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is now available, featuring a quartet of episodes but zero bonus features. I guess those will come in the eventual first season collection.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Trailer Park: MONSTERS VS. ALIENS – REVIEW

By Christopher Stipp

The Archives, Right Here

I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

And now, you can follow me on Twitter under the name: Stipp. I’ve been finding that when you start to follow other people Alex Billington of First Showing.net and some other lightning rods of public opinion you got yourself an amusing petri dish of entertainment.

FAST AND FURIOUS – Screening

ff4_field_300x250Now, first things first: Is there any among you living in Arizona who believes in the redemptive power of empty action?

Vin Diesel is back to the franchise that really launched him into the films that, well, set up his eventual arrival back to the franchise. Say what you will about THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS but it was a movie that was all parts action and no part brainpower. It’s one of those films that I still label as a guilty pleasure simply because I enjoy watching it. There isn’t anything redemptive about the story but there are really some excellent practical effects and it still holds up as the kind of movie you can enjoy if it just happens to pop up on cable.

Now, though, the gang is back in Justin Lin’s FAST & FURIOUS, coming into theaters April 3rd and here is the synopsis:

Vin Diesel and Paul Walker reteam for the ultimate chapter of the franchise built on speed – Fast & Furious. Heading back to the streets where it all began, they rejoin Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster to blast muscle, tuner and exotic cars across Los Angeles and floor through the Mexican desert in the new high-octane action-thriller.

fastWhen a crime brings them back to L.A., fugitive ex-con Dom Toretto (Diesel) reignites his feud with agent Brian O’Conner (Walker). But as they are forced to confront a shared enemy, Dom and Brian must give in to an uncertain new trust if they hope to outmaneuver him. And from convoy heists to precision tunnel crawls across international lines, two men will find the best way to get revenge: push the limits of what’s possible behind the wheel.

The screening is happening this Tuesday night, March 31st, at Tempe Marketplace and I only have a handful of tickets to give out. If you’re a winner I’ll put your name on the list and you’re as good as in. Just shoot me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com.

BOLT – Blu-Ray/DVD Combo Giveaway

bolt1This is one of the most progressive things to happen in the home entertainment market. Say what you will about the battle between whether we’re all going digital or whether it’s better to stay safely in the DVD or Blu-Ray camp because Disney has just released last year’s BOLT, featuring the vocal stylings of John Travolta and Miley Cyrus, in handy Blu-Ray/DVD combo packs.

You don’t have to guess which to get as you fiddle around guessing whether you’re going to be upgrading in the next year or whether you’ll be able to take a digital copy with you in your portable media player. This combo pack also sports a digital copy along with the two other formats so I cannot recommend this release enough.

The film surprised me as I wasn’t really expecting much but I ended up genuinely enjoying this film and am happy to announce I am giving away 5 Blu-Ray/DVD combo packs to the first five people to shoot me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com. I’ve also got tons of temporary tatoos, note pads, sticky pads and blow up toys so come one, come all.

For those in the dark about BOLT here is your synopsis:

For super-dog BOLT (voice of JOHN TRAVOLTA), every day is filled with adventure, danger and intrigue – at least until the cameras stop rolling. When the star of a hit TV show is accidentally shipped from his Hollywood soundstage to New York City, he begins his biggest adventure yet – a cross-country journey through the real world to get back to his owner and co-star, Penny (voice of MILEY CYRUS). Armed only with the delusions that all his amazing feats and powers are real, and the help of two unlikely traveling companions – a jaded, abandoned housecat named Mittens (voice of SUSIE ESSMAN) and a TV-obsessed hamster named Rhino (voice of MARK WALTON) – Bolt discovers he doesn’t need superpowers to be a hero. Directed by Disney veterans Chris Williams and Byron Howard, BOLT is a hilarious, fun-filled, action-packed animated comedy adventure in Disney Digital 3-D.

BOLT is currently available in retail stores everywhere…

THE EMPEROR HAS NO SOUL: MONSTERS VS. ALIENS – Review

monsters-vs-aliens-posterGood, but not great. If you’re being honest and your crap detector is plugged in anyone watching the new film, MONSTERS VS. ALIENS, should have some kind of reaction along these lines.

Before I launch into the review here’s the synopsis:

When California girl Susan Murphy is unexpectedly clobbered by a meteor full of outer space gunk, she mysteriously grows to 49-feet-11-inches tall and is instantly labeled a “monster” named Ginormica. The military jumps into action, and she is captured and held in a secret government compound. The world learns that the military has been quietly rounding up other monsters over the years. This ragtag group consists of the brilliant but insect-headed Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D.; the macho half-ape, half-fish The Missing Link; the gelatinous and indestructible B.O.B.; and the 350-foot grub called Insectosaurus. Their confinement time is cut short however, when a mysterious alien robot lands on Earth and begins storming the country. As a last resort, under the guidance of General W.R. Monger (on a desperate order from The President), the motley crew of Monsters is called into action to combat the aliens and save the world from imminent destruction.

Featuring the voice talent of Seth Rogen, Reese Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie, Will Arnett, Stephen Colbert and Keifer Sutherland this film so much wants to be so much more than it is and more than it delivers. I’m not sure where exactly the movie comes off the rails as an enjoyable narrative but there are moments in the film where you feel like entire segments of the film are missing; that’s a false notion as it is obvious this production thinks it’s able to move from traumatic moment of woman getting married, turning into large woman and then going into battle to fight a giant robot, then an alien horde, her fighting acumen sharply honed in the 3 minutes worth of transitions and exposition that fails to endear you to the 4 characters we’re supposed to care most about in this film. To illustrate the point, why do we care as an audience about Sully and Mike at the end of MONSTERS, INC.? It’s because we’re given enough moments throughout the film that show us that although they may look bizarre and completely abnormal the storytellers at Pixar paid attention to their humanity, or that immutable and ambiguous essence of what would make you and I feel something for them, so that at the end of the film when Sully says good-bye to Boo you’re positioned to feel something human for this wholly made up beast.

MONSTERS VS. ALIENS does none of this.

The film manages to completely skirt the issue of emotional development and, as a result, you have a movie that ends up just being good, missing the opportunity to create a new hybrid of superhero monsters that you not only want to see more of but would pay money to see. As it stands this movie employs the kind of 3-D showboating that we now make fun of in FRIDAY THE 13TH: PART 3 where the direction takes a back seat to using camera tricks to show you how neat-o it is to have objects flying towards your face. Don’t get me wrong, however, as the effects are genuinely a delight. You haven’t seen real 3-D until you’ve seen a crisp digital picture unencumbered by ill fitting red and blue glasses of yore tossing enough visually appealing objects towards your eyes. I believe the filmmakers have compensated enough so that those who find themselves in a 2-D theater won’t feel put out but it genuinely takes this humdrum story and launches it into another dimension. The effect is so convincing that at times your senses are tricked into thinking this world is all before you in real time. That’s amazing technology, to be sure, but the story suffers.

We’re introduced to all the monsters shortly after Reese Witherspoon becomes the super woman that we will know as Ginormica but even though we’re rapidly introduced to Susan as a wee little human and then see her transform within the span of the first 15 minutes we’re still hurried through everyone’s back story, all well told with nods to classic sci-fi films, and there is nary an attempt to make these monsters more, well, like you and I. I wanted to appreciate B.O.B.’s eccentricities more than I did, Seth Rogan has found the outlet where his guttural laughter actually accentuates the character he’s playing, to feel some connection to Dr. Cockroach or even feel something other than neutrality for The Missing Link. In an effort to appease an ADD audience, it seems, who would be unwilling to stand still for more than a minute we are rushed through his story of a savage robot, laying siege to San Francisco. Some illogical progressions of the story and ample derring-do to give the kiddos something to gawk at aside this set piece framed the tone for the rest of the film.

If you’re a fan of Stephen Colbert, his voice gives life to the part of an ineffectual but violence-embracing president of the United States, then you know what you’re getting. There’s nothing new here besides a genuinely humorous moment when the prez gets loose on a synthesizer in order to communicate with an alien ship and busts out “Axel F” as his sonata. His character, along with Kiefer Sutherland’s turn as the hard-ass military man who is in charge of the monsters, feels like someone we’ve already seen before, hackneyed even. Put these elements together and you’ve got yourself a briskly paced film that doesn’t require you to feel anything more than delight as the movie takes you on a visual feast (there are some moments when the visual palette is just bursting with detail) where the plot devices that bring us into the 3rd act just seem convient if not completely forced fed.

Much more of the same pervades the eventual climax of the film where our fine heroes find themselves aboard a spaceship, faced with the pressing threat of world domination should they fail. And of course they do not fail, it’s the actions of the team other than Ginormica which become more interesting than she is, and we’re all treated to an ending full of treacle and possibility that Part 2 is going to be coming at you in a few years.

The problems I have with this film were enough to land this movie in the “Good, but not great” category. This is, however, a film aimed at kids so my point here could be, well, pointless. Parents are always looking out for movies that appeal to their children and as this is the movie business, this investment, this commodity, for Dreamworks will absolutely bring them delicious dividends. As a movie that will be revered, be looked at with respect and awe, though, you can count on MONSTERS VS. ALIENS to be relevant in the moment and then be relegated to all the other films that will sit on a shelf, blurred out in time to other movies that have given the audience a little more than this did.

March 26, 2009

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #88: Mad Hatters

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #88: Mad Hatters – Ken & Dana return with much discussion of time travel, millinery, bicyle pianos, and Santa kits.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
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Bagged & Boarded 18: A Geek’s Best Friend

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #18: A Geek’s Best Friend  – In which Matt and Jesse welcome Hellmutt Cohen to the world, discuss unfair labor practices, LET THE RIGHT ONE IN, and the distinction between “Escorts” and prostitutes. You know you want it…

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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March 25, 2009

Contest Round-Up: 2009-03-25

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Adult Swim, we’re giving away one (1) copy of VENTURE BROS: SEASON 3 on standard DVD, and two (2) copies of VENTURE BROS: SEASON 3 on Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with HBO Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of RICKY GERVAIS: OUT OF ENGLAND on DVD.

In conjunction with Comedy Central Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of JIM GAFFIGAN: KING BABY on DVD.

In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE OTHER END OF THE LINE on DVD.

In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE on DVD.

In conjunction with Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK: EARTH on DVD.

In conjunction with Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of HANDY MANNY: MANNY’S GREEN TEAM on DVD.

Win HANDY MANNY: MANNY’S GREEN TEAM on DVD!

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In conjunction with Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of HANDY MANNY: MANNY’S GREEN TEAM on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK: EARTH on DVD!

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In conjunction with Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK: EARTH on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE on DVD!

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In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE OTHER END OF THE LINE on DVD!

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In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE OTHER END OF THE LINE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win JIM GAFFIGAN: KING BABY on DVD!

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In conjunction with Comedy Central Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of JIM GAFFIGAN: KING BABY on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win RICKY GERVAIS: OUT OF ENGLAND on DVD!

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In conjunction with HBO Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of RICKY GERVAIS: OUT OF ENGLAND on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE VENTURE BROS. SEASON 3 on DVD & Blu-Ray!

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In conjunction with Adult Swim, we’re giving away one (1) copy of VENTURE BROS: SEASON 3 on standard DVD, and two (2) copies of VENTURE BROS: SEASON 3 on Blu-Ray.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 15th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

March 24, 2009

Toy Box: Batman Black and White: Joker

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DC Direct has been extremely successful with their line of 6 – 7″ scaled statues based on Batman, done up in moody black and white paint schemes. The Batman Black and White series has given us Bats based on the artwork of artists old and new, classic and contemporary, and DCD knows they’ve got a good thing here. But how do you try to make it better? Why not move into Bat villains!

His Rogue’s Gallery is large and famous, but I doubt they had much trouble deciding who would get the monochromatic treatment first. It’s his arch nemesis of course, The Joker. More will come, including the Penguin, but the clown prince makes perfect sense as the first non-Batman statue in the series.

For the artist, they selected Jim Lee’s rendition from the Hush story line. Sculpted by James Shoop, the statue will run you around $60 or so at most online dealers. Your LCS experience could differ greatly, since the SRP is $75.

If you have any questions or comments, drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com, or head over to my site at Michael’s Review of the Week for lots more collectibles reviews.

Batman: Black and White – The Joker

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Packaging – **1/2
Hey, it’s a box. Unfortunately, the box has no window, so you won’t be able to see your specific statue till you get it home. That means any issues with paint are a crap shoot. That’s not new for this series, as all the statues have been boxed this way, but it’s still disappointing for me.

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There’s no Certificate of Authenticity, but they did print the edition number and size on the bottom. The Joker is limited to 5500, which is not much of a limit.

Sculpting – ***1/2
This statue is based on the classic look from the Hush series, with the wild eyed and clearly insane Joker posed with his ‘bang’ gun. This is one of the more detailed sculpts we’ve gotten in the series, because the face and hair of the Joker allow for much sharper and extreme work than the rather staid Batman.

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Comparing this to the previous DCD action figure based on the same art, I’d say they’ve done a better job here capturing the comic representation. It’s a little extreme, but I think that’s something the overall Batman Black and White series needs.

He stands just shy of 6 inches tall with the base, and fits in nicely with the rest of the series. There has already been a Jim Lee Batman, and this statue goes fairly well with him.

Paint – ***
While the sculpting is strong, the paint is a bit on the sloppy side. Fortunately, the eyes are done quite well, and I like the choices of blacks, whites and grays that they used to translate this character into this color (or lack thereof) format. They’ve also mixed the finishes again, with some high gloss black on the lapels, but a matte finish most everywhere else.

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But they did get a bit wild with the paints here, and you can see pretty obvious slop on the teeth (the big discolored round spot dead center on his lower teeth is really annoying), and the white of the face is dirtier and grayer than I’d like. I’d prefer a brighter, more consistent white on the face and hands, more like the package photo.

Design/Quality – ***
The first thing worth noting about the design is that the figure is permanently attached to the base, something that is usually not the case with this series. I suspect that this was done to avoid damaging the feet or the thin ‘bang’ flag.

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My only complaint about the design is one that could have also been put in the sculpting section, but since I’ve lumped ‘quality’ in here, I’m including it in this category.

The positioning of the gun and flag makes it appear as though the barrel is bent, warped toward the front. In fact, it is slightly bent, but it’s really the design that exaggerates this bend.

Value – **
The price on these went up a year or so ago to an SRP of $75, which translates to $60 – $65 at most retailers. I’m not sure they’ve done any that really rate that kind of price, especially considering that Gentle Giant is still able to produce their mini-busts at around $45.

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Shop around, and you might be able to get this closer to $50 (or perhaps on ebay), and at that price you can add another half star.

Things to Watch Out For –
Nothing you wouldn’t expect. Obviously, he’s breakable – he’s a resin statue, duh – but there’s nothing particularly weak or fragile here.

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Overall – ***
This is a decent first villain entry in the series, but it could have been even better with a bit more care on the paint. Had the paint ops been as solid as the sculpt, I would have been more inclined to ignore the high price and awarded this crazed clown another half star overall.

If you have the Jim Lee Batman in this series, I highly recommend picking this one up, paint issues aside. They make a great set together, and pay a nice tribute to Lee’s ability.

Where to Buy –
Online retailers include:

Alter Ego Comics has him for $63.75.

Urban Collector has a great price at just $56.

Things From Another World has him priced at $60.

Entertainment Earth has him at $63.

– for the UK collectors, Forbidden Planet has it in stock for 50 GBP.

CornerStoreComics has him at $60 as well.

– or you can always search ebay.

Related Links –
I’ve reviewed quite a few of the Batman Black and White statue:

– most recent was the Ethan Van Sciver version.

– before that was the Aparo, which I wasn’t all that keen on.

– prior to that, there was the Neal Adams and George Perez versions, the Gotham Knight, Bob Kane, Frank Miller, Jim Lee, Matt Wagner, Mike Mignola, and Kelley Jones.

– and it’s worth nothing that DCD also did an action figure several years ago based on this appearance.

March 23, 2009

Masters Of Song Fu #3: Round 3 Challenge Revealed!

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop – Masters of Song Fu.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

We invited 28 challengers to pick up the thrown-down gauntlet (You know, some spares as well). 26 Responded in time.

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, these 26 competitors are presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to Quick Stop to be voted on by you, the readers.

In past editions of Song Fu, we’ve used these votes to eliminate Challengers as we’ve progressed from Challenge to Challenge. For this cycle, however, we’ve decided that all of the Challengers will be able to compete in every Challenge, and the Challenger with the most cumulative votes after the 3 Challenges will be the one that takes on the Master in the Final Round. So what was the first Challenge?

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

In light of all the doom and gloom of recent months, as financial markets crashed and winter closed in, we’re going to kick things off with a rather straightforward challenge. You can interpret this challenge however you’d like – how you do so will give people a sense of just what your songwriting personality and style is…

Your first challenge is to WRITE A HAPPY SONG.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds.

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After voting on Round 1, our masters and Challengers were then given their second Challenge…

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ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

Write a song containing *exactly* 10 unique words (this includes words such as a, and, the, etc.). You can repeat the words you choose as few or as many times as you want, but the sum total of the unique words can not be less than or more than 10.. You can write on any topic and in any style. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 15 seconds.

Here’s a word cloud look at what everyone chose:

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You’ll find the Round 1 & Round 2 songs from each of our Masters & Challengers below, as well as the results of the Round 1 & 2 voting. More importantly, though, you’ll also discover what the Round 3 Challenge is! remember folks – this is the last challenge before the Final, and will decide who goes mano-a-mano with a Master!

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MASTERS OF SONG FU

For this edition of Song Fu, we’re bringing in 2 (well, 3, if you’re being technical) very special Masters who you’ll be going up against. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu, and your ultimate challengers, as you’ll square off against one of them mano-a-mano in the Final Round:

NEIL INNES

songfu-innes.jpgIf you’re a bit puzzled but there’s a little twinge of recognition niggling at your subconscious right now, it’s probably because you already know who Neil Innes is without even realizing it.

It was during the Jurassic period (the late 60s) that Neil was a member of the legendary Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band. Madcap purveyors of esoteric music (Who else would revive music hall standards in the age of rock? They did it, and it worked!), their biggest hit was the deceptively poignant “I’m the Urban Spaceman.”

While firmly ensconced within the Bonzos, Neil first became acquainted (and vice-versa) with Eric Idle, Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam, and Terry Jones while working on DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET, a children’s show whose viewers tended to skew a bit older than the intended audience. Eric, Mike, and the two Terrys went on to form MONTY PYTHON with Graham Chapman and John Cleese. The Pythons called on Neil’s musical skills numerous times over the years, particularly when producing their best-selling albums. When John Cleese decided to move on to greener pastures prior to PYTHON’s fourth series, Neil stepped into the void as a contributing writer and performer.

Not able to escape the Pythons so easily, Neil was also tapped for MONTY PYTHON & THE HOLY GRAIL, contributing music and a memorable performance as the annoyingly truthful minstrel of Eric Idle’s cowardly Sir Robin. Still not willing to let him get away just yet, Neil was brought in again for their follow-up film, THE LIFE OF BRIAN (wherein he outruns certain death during the colosseum debate scene).

Even while working with the Pythons, Neil continued his solo career, releasing numerous albums on his own as well as with the groups The Grimms and The World. His BBC program, INNES BOOK OF RECORDS, ran for 3 series and featured 90 original tunes. From torch song and ballad to rock and parody, the show featured an exceedingly wide range of styles.

It was during the latter-half of the 70s, however, that Neil produced his most enduring work. While collaborating with Eric Idle on the post-Python TV series RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION, the two devised a brief HARD DAY’S NIGHT parody with Idle portraying a boring filmmaker (so boring the camera ran from him) and Innes providing the Beatles-esque “I Must Be in Love.” During his next hosting gig on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, Idle unleashed the short film on the American public. That led to SNL’s Lorne Michaels producing a mockumentary of the mock-band, named The Rutles, for NBC. ALL YOU NEED IS CASH aired on March 22, 1978, starring Eric and Neil as one half of the “Pre-Fab Four” and featuring songs by Innes. In 1996, Innes reunited with Rutles bandmates John Halsey and Ricki Fataar to release THE RUTLES: ARCHEOLOGY, which sported 16 brand new tracks “discovered in the vaults,” a la THE BEATLES ANTHOLOGY.

He recently released a new solo album, WORKS IN PROGRESS, and a brand new reunion album with the Bonzos, POUR L’AMOUR DES CHIENS. Neil continues to write and perform, and is in the process of recording his next solo album.

Official Website: www.innesbookofrecords.com
Twitter: twitter.com/NeilInnes
ROUND 1 SONG:Imitation Song (Ron Nasty’s Last Song)
ROUND 2 SONG: Unfortunately, Neil Innes had to pull out of this round due to professional commitments.

PAUL & STORM

songfu-02.jpgPaul and Storm are a comedy music duo, and they have been performing as a duo since 2004. Before that, they were one half of a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook for about 12 years. A Paul and Storm show is part music concert and part standup/improv comedy”“just enough of both to fit neatly in neither category. They like to engage the audience, and are known to award snack cakes and/or other prizes for good (and sometimes bad) behavior. Their show would be PERFECT as a cable special, and would make lots of money for whichever brave channel decides to air them first.

Official Website: www.paulandstorm.com
Twitter: twitter.com/paulandstorm
ROUND 1 SONG:Hippie with a Djembe
ROUND 2 SONG:Boolean Love Song” (WORDS USED: Amy, Bobby, Mary, if, then, equals, and, not, loves, happy)

GARFUNKEL & OATES

songfu-garfuneloates.jpgRiki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci make up this band, which is a mixture of acoustic folk, comedy and pure sugar. Riki has been seen in The Changeling, My Best Friend’s Girl, Pushing Daisies, Gilmore Girls and Million Dollar Baby. You can catch Kate in Scrubs, When in Rome, Four Kings, How I Met Your Mother, or in her one-woman show “Playing with Micucci” at the Steve Allen Theater.

Official Website: www.garfunkelandoates.com
Twitter: twitter.com/KateMicucci
ROUND 1 SONG:The Happy Song
ROUND 2 SONG: Unfortunately, Garfunkel & Oates had to drop out of this round for health reasons.

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In a moment, you’ll discover the details of the first challenge. First, though, here is the list of challengers:

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THE CHALLENGERS

JEFF MacDOUGALL

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Official Website: www.jeffmacdougall.com
Twitter: twitter.com/jeffmacdougall
ROUND 1 SONG:The Bop Bop Song
ROUND 2 SONG:Free Love” (WORDS USED: see, I, like, could, love, so, me, and, free, you)

EDRIC HALEEN

songfu-edrichaleen.jpgEdric has been writing music (off and on) for the past fifteen years. He wrote and directed a musical, The Pushcart War, based on Jean Merrill’s wonderful novel. He has written and/or arranged a number of songs for various friends – some commissioned, some as surprises. He loves acting in community theatre, and is inspired by the music of Stephen Sondheim, Jason Robert Brown, Adam Guettel, Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty – and yes, Jonathan Coulton, who in addition to writing wonderful songs, also served as a portal to finding out about the Song Fu competition.

Official Website: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arBC7f-6FY
ROUND 1 SONG:(Happiness)
ROUND 2 SONG:Extreme Mad-Libs (Song Fu Edition)” (WORDS USED: adjective, pronoun, name, verb, noun, article, adverb, preposition, conjunction, interjection)

“BUCKETHAT” BOBBY MATHESON

songfu-buckethatbobby.jpgI’m “BucketHat” Bobby Matheson. I used to make cartoons for the internet, and sometimes still do, but mostly focus on my music right now. Lately, I’ve been getting more into recording other singer/songwriters in my little, make-shift studio than I have been recording myself. I want Masters Of Song Fu to change that. I don’t really know what genre my music would fall under. Influences range from Klezmer to folk, to punk and back, which ends up sounding more like Zydeco than anything else (who’d have guessed?). I’ve been thinking of dropping the “BucketHat” from my stagename, but fear change.

Official Website: www.buckethatbobby.randomsociety.com
Twitter: twitter.com/BucketHatBobby
ROUND 1 SONG:You Gotta Smile
ROUND 2 SONG:My Romantic Interest In You Is Dwarfed By The Amount Of Money I Will Undoubtedly Be Making Off Of This Song (“Love Why You Love Me”)” (WORDS USED: who, me, you, I, are, am, why, love, do, too)

INSANE IAN

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Official Website: www.insaneian.com
ROUND 1 SONG:Happy
ROUND 2 SONG:Consortium Of Comprehension” (WORDS USED: I, did, not, quite, fully, understand, the, challenge, this, week)

JOE “COVENANT” LAMB

My name is Joe Lamb, I’ve been known online as JoeCovenant, or JoeCov, Or just Cov for the last decade or so. I’m 45 and have been performing for 40 of those years. Up until 2005 I was solely a professional actor/singer, but I am now also a Civil Servant and work for Her Majesty. I’ve been playing guitar since I was 10, but still think Bar Chords are things played in pubs. (I can’t do ’em!) I’m not too bad on the Bhodran and can pick out a tune on a keyboard when pushed”¦ really hard. I’ve always been frustrated that my ideas outdistance my abilities, so my output is always rather simplistic… But I like to think that, occasionally, synergy does its job well! This contest will be my first use of my new recording equipment… hope it doesn’t throw my limitations to the fore!

Official Website: www.mikeoldfield.net/shadowland.html
ROUND 1 SONG:What Makes You Feel Happy
ROUND 2 SONG:I Wish I Could Tell You I Love You” (WORDS USED: could, I, wish, love, can’t, know, but, you, do, tell)

MICK BORDET

songfu-mickbordet.jpgMick Bordet steadfastly insists on bouncing between and across genres at every opportunity like a hummingbird with ADD, using an eclectic collection of instruments for his sonic palette, from guitar and ukulele to theremin, yobstick and electric harmonium. Mick is a founder member of “The Lunacy Board”, Scotland’s premier progressive avant-garde skiffle duo, and cites influences as diverse as Edgard Varèse, Ivor Cutler, Conlon Nancarrow, and Roy Harper, to name but four. The duo have recently released three debut albums, including one written, recorded, and mixed within a single day. Mick’s latest project is a year-long weekly podcast set in an alternative universe as it diverges from our reality.

Official Website: mickbordet.blogspot.com
ROUND 1 SONG:Happy People
ROUND 2 SONG:What Is Wrong” (WORDS USED: doctor, what, is, wrong, with, me, you, need, some, methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylseryl-
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THE MASKED STRANGER

The Masked Stranger (a.k.a Neal John Mac Rae), is a self proclaimed noise/folk artist from Nova Scotia, Canada. Although his work has gone completely unnoticed on an official level, he has still managed to garner several fans from Australia and amoungst his close friends. The Masked Stranger project started in 2004 when Neal John recorded “The River Song”, a simple panflute tune he furiously augmented and destroyed on his computer. Since then he has created roughly 30 other distinctly more destroyed and demented tracks under the moniker of The Masked Stranger. His music has been described as “a total disregard for musical theory”, “aaaaaaaah!”, “raw and grating”, “annoying”, “Twisting is a word I want to use to describe it… Very natural and earthly”, and “disturbing and yet… strangely enjoyable”. His most well liked and most consistant piece “Rue The Red” was described by Cape Breton goregrind artist Devin Meaney as “a posessed man jigging out on the strings of his creator. Like a puppet, devouring the flesh of god. And this is exactly what it reminds me of, no joke.”. This awkward and soil laiden musician’s journeys into the abrassive and the tribal only threaten to continue.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/themaskedstranger777
ROUND 1 SONG:My Personal Eccentric Happiness
ROUND 2 SONG:The Mushroom Folk Devour The Tresspasser” (WORDS USED: mushroom, folk, oh, the, devour, tresspasser, dance, prance, punishment)

BRYCE JENSEN

Bryce Jensen has been writing songs off and on for well over twenty years, but he has rarely shared any of them beyond his friends and family.  His styles range from a capella to heavy metal with a lot of wimpy finger picking stuff in between.  Bryce took part in the recent Holiday Special edition of the Song Fu and found the constraints and deadline to be quite a rush.  He also learned that sharing his work with the world can be very rewarding.  Back for this competition because he is hooked and needs another fix, Bryce is looking forward to whatever crazy challenges lie ahead.

Official Website: www.brycejensen.com
Twitter: twitter.com/psychobman
ROUND 1 SONG:As Happy As Me
ROUND 2 SONG:You And I” (WORDS USED: like, away, need, I, run, you, me, see, love, follow)

JEFF FARDINK

Jeff began playing guitar in 2003. He wrote his first comedy song in early 2004, and later that year, he wrote a song that was actually funny and in key, unlike his earlier works.  He began playing shows after accidentally opening for a local band while passing through a bar. He continues to play because nobody has told him to stop.

Official Website: www.JeffFardink.com
ROUND 1 SONG:Let The Happiness In
ROUND 2 SONG:I Forgot The Words Blues” (WORDS USED: I, forgot, the, words, to, this, song, got, blues, yeah)

TIMOTHY RUSH

On stage I am Timmy Vendetta. I’m 18 and I live with my mom and her wife. I hope to become famous and live vicariously through a hamster.

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Official Website: www.myspace.com/tweed234
ROUND 1 SONG:The Happy Song
ROUND 2 SONG:Chanhgrila” (WORDS USED: life, love, time, is, pure, strong, dead, gone, strange, wrong)

CRABBYDAD

Crabbydad is a writer/sound designer/musician who, four years ago, was forced to leave all of his bands and musical compatriots behind in Chicago when his Old Lady got herself a proffesorin’ gig at a giant university in a tiny mid-Michigan town that’s devoid of any sort of culture, musical or otherwise. So he started recording songs with his kids and posting them on his blog for his four or five readers to hear. When he’s not recording songs about spiders and/or poop, he creates comedy, sound effects, and music for a company called Jellyvision, Inc.

Official Website: crabbydad.blogspot.com
ROUND 1 SONG:Happy (H.A.P.P.Y.)
ROUND 2 SONG:Machine” (WORDS USED: machine, serious, circuit, trouble, blood, courage, three, two, one, danger)

HANK GREEN

Hank Green never wrote a song until his eternal passion for Helen Hunt (both as an actress and a woman) started off a multi-year YouTube project in which he writes a song every other Wednesday. The songs are part of a larger project in which he and his brother discuss their lives, their world, and the community of which they are a part. Their videos have now been watched more than 20 million times. Hank’s first album, SO JOKES, was just released and is available at DFTBA.com.

Official Website: www.nerdfighters.com
Twitter: twitter.com/ecogeek
ROUND 1 SONG:The Deep Sea Anglerfish
ROUND 2 SONG:I Know” (WORDS USED: I, don’t, think, know, you, what, that, but, baby, maybe)

MIKE LOMBARDO

Mike Lombardo is a piano-playing pop-rock singer-songwriter who likes to use hyphens when describing his occupation. He has been known to write songs about just about anything, including rocks and SAW 4. When not banging on a piano, Mike spends most of his time  playing way too many video games and fighting with his roomate. Currently finishing up his degree in Songwriting from Berklee College of Music, he will be touring the country this summer with his band, the Mike Lombardo Trio. Feel free to go to his website and send him lots of money. Or cookies.

Official Website: www.mikelombardomusic.com
Twitter: twitter.com/mikelombardo
ROUND 1 SONG:Caroline
ROUND 2 SONG:Sandwich Girl (Lunchtime Lovestory)” (WORDS USED: lunch, cafe, sandwich, line, girl, be, mine, make, me, and)

HALLELUJAH APE

“Hallelujah Ape” is the working name for the personal musical projects of Paul Abbott. When he’s not playing bass guitar and shouting in such bands as Three Minute Margin, he’s usually fiddling with a ukulele or trying to write Manfred Mann inspired songs for films that don’t exist. Main influences are The Bonzo’s, The Beatles and Fugazi. He owns many comedy things and likes to rub his face up against them when no-one is looking. He also co-writes the British Foghorn Company blog.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/hallelujahape
Twitter: twitter.com/Pablovich
ROUND 1 SONG:Do What You Want
ROUND 2 SONG:Why” (WORDS USED: the, grim, inevitability, of, last, spoon, in, a, sink, why)

JALEPENO HABANEROS

In the far off land of Chandler, Arizona, where the rivers flow with sand and cacti, our leader and master, the Lord of Our Lady Gwynyth, guitar and microphone in hand, called for the greatest musicians in the land to assemble a rock and roll group like none other. Unfortunately, they were cut off on the road, and the Jalapeño Habañeros made it there first. With The Rogue Bohemian on saxophone and The Boxcar Bassist on bass and keyboards, the Lord was pleased. Now, they roam the streets of Chandler, playing epic songs and rocking faces, much like Bon Jovi. Unfortunately they are paid in change, and often get thrown into the street, also like Bon Jovi. Their lives have intertwined, and the era of the Jalapeño Habañeros has begun. Be prepared.

Official Website: None
ROUND 1 SONG:The Pompadour Song
ROUND 2 SONG:Let’s Not Tip It Over” (WORDS USED: we’re, gonna, rock, the, boat, let’s, not, tip, it, over)

HAZEN NESTER

Hazen Nester is a multi-platinum-selling*, award-winning**, and incredibly gifted”  songwriter.  His works have been described as “heavenly”, “complex”, and “thought-provoking” by his critics and fans.” ” Â  He has, to date, three full albums”¡, two EPs”¡”¡, and is currently working on a new collection of work§. He holds a B.S. degree§§, an MFAâ•‘, and a PhDâ•‘â•‘ and currently lives in Michigan, where he spends his days writing songs and working in the fulfilling and worthwhile sector of public-access television.  Apart from songwriting, his hobbies include cinema, golf, and the occasional role in various stage and audio productions. 🙂 [* – Lie, ** – Another lie, ”  – Bold-faced lie, ” ”  – His mom. They’re one and the same, really., “¡ – More lies, “¡”¡ – Yet another lie, § – Another lie. No, wait, actually that one’s true., §§ – In film. How appropriate., ? – Lie. What a surprise there., ?? – Do I really have to put this here?, 🙂 – That’s probably the most truthful statement in this entire document.]

Official Website: www.hazennester.com
ROUND 1 SONG:Wide-Eyed Happy
ROUND 2 SONG:A Cliche Love Song” (WORDS USED: I, love, you, don’t, leave, me, won’t, forgive, baby, but)

AUDIOMOHEL

Forged in the furnace of irony, molded with the hammer of satire, flattened on the anvil of righteousness, and cooled in the water of awesomeness, AudioMohel was thrust upon the world. Named from the lost audio transcripts of ’09, AudioMohel serves as a public-service backlash against the anti-circumcision trend sweeping the so-called “enlightened parents” crowd, AudioMohel urges their more devoted and impressionable fans to undergo the snip two or even three times. AudioMohel enjoys experimenting with new breakthrough genres like speed blues and death classical even though most of AudioMohel’s tunes reside firmly in the ethereal realm of vapor-ware. Some of AudioMohel’s members admitted to being a bit intimidated by the professed experience and actual musical talent apparently possessed by the Song Fu Masters, but finally it was decided that if the need arose, sabotage would not be out of the question. To be used as a last resort, naturally, but not out of the question.

Official Website: www.AudioMohel.com
Twitter: twitter.com/AudioMohel
ROUND 1 SONG:Parole Day
ROUND 2 SONG:Greasy Bacon” (WORDS USED: bacon, crispy, greasy, need, get, some, Canadian, making, tasty, kevin)

MOLLY LEWIS

When she’s not bluffing her way through college courses or looking passably attractive from a distance, Molly Lewis enjoys playing ukulele, microwaving marshmallow Peeps, talking to cats, and Twittering. Early last year, she wrote two original songs, “MyHope” and “Road Trip”. “MyHope” is about the inevitable day when our children will learn how to navigate the interweb and how they will LOL at our old internet presences, namely MySpace; of “Road Trip”, Molly says it’s about “that astronaut lady who went crazy and wore the diapers, you remember that?”  She has not written any songs since.  Hopefully this competition will remedy that. When Molly was in middle school, she took up the guitar. That sank into the swamp. So she took up the mandolin. That sank into the swamp. So she took up the banjo. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the ukulele has stayed. And that’s what you’re going to get, Quick Stop Entertainment: the strongest ukulele in all of Tacoma, Washington.

Official Website: www.sweetafton23.com/primer/
Twitter: twitter.com/Molly23
ROUND 1 SONG:I Pity The (Song) Fu
ROUND 2 SONG:Peep Fight” (WORDS USED: marshmallow, Peeps, toothpicks, microwave, sword, fight, stomach, put, in, the)

JUTZE SCHULT

songfu-jutzeschult.jpgJohannes “Jutze” Schult (from Germany) likes to make songs about weird stories and situations. It’s all about creating a musical scenario that is somewhat original, yet believable by some stretch of imagination. Jutze used to play drums in a heavy metal band, and then founded his own pop band where he played guitar. These days he’s mainly doing solo work for the fun of it.

Official Website: www.jutze.com
Twitter: twitter.com/schult
ROUND 1 SONG:A Mallful Of Brains
ROUND 2 SONG:God Of Bingo” (WORDS USED: bingo, Jimmi, Simpson, is, awesome, rocks, the, god, of, he)

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ROUND 3 CHALLENGE

For your third challenge, you have to write a song with the title “It All Makes Sense At The End”. You can interpret what song would be given that title in any way you see fit. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds.

Your song must be submitted in mp3 form (128-192kbps) either via e-mail (to songfu @ asitecalledfred.com – remember to remove the spaces) or a file upload service (like RapidShare or YouSendIt). Deadline for submission is 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, March 31st, 2009.

Voting on Round 3 submissions will commence on Wednesday, April 1st, 2009.

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ROUND 1 VOTING RESULTS – THE CHALLENGERS

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ROUND 1 VOTING RESULTS – THE MASTERS

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ROUND 2 VOTING RESULTS – THE CHALLENGERS

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ROUND 2 VOTING RESULTS – THE MASTERS

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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TV Or Not TV: 3/23 – 3/29

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Welcome back to TV or Not TV where I’m in the middle of packing for a move.

Ordinarily I wouldn’t be bothering you, Internet reader, with such a silly detail from my life however it is having an adverse affect on my ability to write. When I try to summon up the inspiration for a story all I encounter in my head is the thought of the closets that still need to be emptied.  When trying to summarize my reaction to the Battlestar Galactica finale all I think about are the boxes that have not yet been filled. All I see when I close my eyes is bubble wrap, wrapping paper, and box tape.

This panic is, sadly, going to be lasting at least through next week’s column as well. This week is the boxing panic. Next weekend is the moving panic. I know, don’t panic. I try not to, but I can’t stop.

That said I really liked the way LOST last week got me to watch a show that didn’t really reveal a whole heck of a lot, but clearly helps gets us from point A to point B. I’m always a sucker for the episodes when Christian Shepard shows up. He’s this equal mix of informative and creepy and I’m sure before the series plays out he’ll have had a conversation with just about everyone with the exception of Jack.

The current season has also been an interesting blend of informative and confusing as they’ve been giving us some answers to what is going on while creating mini-mysteries to be revealed as well. An example of this is very apparent in the last three episodes. We’re given a tidbit of something that has already happened (Sun takes off with the pilot for the main Island, as told to us by Ceaser) with subsequent episodes revealing what transpired (Sun takes off with the pilot for the main Island thanks to Ben showing her where the boats were and then subsequently clocking him with an ore).

It’s really the first season of LOST where I haven’t been sitting here trying to figure out what is going on and instead just enjoying where the show is taking me. Pretty good stuff.

I’d try to come up with something more profound but I’m once again thinking I should be breaking down all of the equipment in my office and jamming it into a box. Instead let’s just see what is going to be on this week that I clearly have no time to actually watch.

MONDAY

ABC FAMILY – 8:00 PM: There’s finally a baby on The Secret Life of the American Teenager. After this, is there really a secret any more?

NBC – 9:00 PM: Heroes has been trying to get us sucked in to who this new Rebel character may be, some super tech savvy computer guru. I’m guessing they think we’ve forgotten about the kid from season 1 and 2 that could talk to machines.

TUESDAY

CW – 8:00 PM: Sam is forced by the Devil to work with one of his sons on Reaper. Since Sam seems to be the son of the Devil (something that has yet to really be confirmed) he may be aggravated by the fact that this son is much richer and more charming than him.

TCM – 8:00 PM: Generations were entertained by his work and in Chuck Jones: Memories of Childhood we have the man himself tell of his youth and influences.

WEDNESDAY

ABC – 9:00 PM: One of the LOSTies goes rogue tonight and we get a glimpse of what life was like for Sayid when he was off the Island and not capping people for Ben.

THURSDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight on Bones they investigate a half-eaten body just outside of a tiger cage. I bet the butler did it.

NBC – 9:30 PM: 30 Rock sees the return of Liz‘s ex The Beeper King.

NBC – 10:00 PM: With all of the old faces returning on ER I’m sure everyone can’t wait to see none other than Tom Arnold tonight. Wait, what?

FRIDAY

FOX – 9:00 PM: Disease is running rampant on a campus on Dollhouse, but this is worse than cold sores.

SATURDAY

NICK – 9:30 PM: The Penguins of Madagascar premier tonight after the Kids Choice Awards. Since they were always scene stealers in the Madagascar movies they should be pretty good here.

SUNDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: Homer and Marge find out their marriage isn’t actually valid tonight on The Simpsons. Didn’t I already see this on 10 sitcoms througout the 80’s?

Will Wilkins hardly wrote this.

Masters Of Song Fu: Red Nose Special

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rednosenet.jpgOn Friday, March 13th, myself (Ken Plume, natch) and Needcoffee.com‘s Widgett Walls embarked on a 24-hour live webcast on www.RedNoseNet.com, in support of Comic Relief.

A call was put out to former and current Masters Of Song Fu challengers to participate in a special “Red Nose Day Challenge”. A quartet of Challengers came forward, and we played the songs during the webcast. Below, you’ll find the tunes. Also, you’ll find a link to the right that you can click and donate to Comic Relief. Your support for this amazing charity is appreciated, and many thanks to the Challengers who gave their time.

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RED NOSE DAY CHALLENGE

In the spirit of Red Nose Day, your challenge is to write a song that gets everybody involved – and by that, I mean a rousing song that includes passages that invite the listener to sing along. Think songs like “Hey Jude” or “All You Need Is Love”. And that’s it. The rest is up to you.
Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds.

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THE CHALLENGERS

JEFF MacDOUGALL

songfu-jeffmcdougall.jpgJeff’s stint of reigning challenger in MoSF#1 (yet ultimately losing to Master Jonathan Coulton) has won him critical acclaim from around the world. Or is it criticism from around his house? Either way, he’s back for more and hoping to balance bringing the Fu with taking out the trash.

Official Website: www.jeffmacdougall.com
Twitter: twitter.com/jeffmacdougall
RED NOSE SONG:Nerdy Cougar

JASON MORRIS

songfu-jasonmorris.jpgI suppose I am what you could call a “Multi-Instrumentalist”. That is a nice way of saying “Jack-of-all-trades, Master-of-none”. I began playing drums as a teenager and spent a great deal of energy during my 20’s trying to “make it” in the music biz. As a drummer, I have had the opportunity to play with some pretty incredible musicians, garnering literally DOZENS of fans over the years. In 2004 I joined the band Celestial Static, and spent several years melting some face with good friends Jeremy and Julie Elzerman. Once that ran its course, I decided to spend more time locked away in my studio, writing my own songs and learning to play guitar, bass and sing. It doesn’t pay the bills, but I have a good time doing it.

Official Website: www.jason-morris.com
RED NOSE SONG:Stand By For Lovin’

JOE “COVENANT” LAMB

My name is Joe Lamb, I’ve been known online as JoeCovenant, or JoeCov, Or just Cov for the last decade or so. I’m 45 and have been performing for 40 of those years. Up until 2005 I was solely a professional actor/singer, but I am now also a Civil Servant and work for Her Majesty. I’ve been playing guitar since I was 10, but still think Bar Chords are things played in pubs. (I can’t do ’em!) I’m not too bad on the Bhodran and can pick out a tune on a keyboard when pushed”¦ really hard. I’ve always been frustrated that my ideas outdistance my abilities, so my output is always rather simplistic… But I like to think that, occasionally, synergy does its job well! This contest will be my first use of my new recording equipment… hope it doesn’t throw my limitations to the fore!

Official Website: www.mikeoldfield.net/shadowland.html
RED NOSE SONG:Put Your Red Nose On

MICK BORDET

songfu-mickbordet.jpgMick Bordet steadfastly insists on bouncing between and across genres at every opportunity like a hummingbird with ADD, using an eclectic collection of instruments for his sonic palette, from guitar and ukulele to theremin, yobstick and electric harmonium. Mick is a founder member of “The Lunacy Board”, Scotland’s premier progressive avant-garde skiffle duo, and cites influences as diverse as Edgard Varèse, Ivor Cutler, Conlon Nancarrow, and Roy Harper, to name but four. The duo have recently released three debut albums, including one written, recorded, and mixed within a single day. Mick’s latest project is a year-long weekly podcast set in an alternative universe as it diverges from our reality.

Official Website: mickbordet.blogspot.com
RED NOSE SONG:Big Red Nose

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March 20, 2009

Weekend Shopping Guide 3/20/09: All The World’s A Stooge

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

It’s a bit depressing, but The Three Stooges Collection – Volume Five: 1946-1948 (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$24.96 SRP) marks the final batch of shorts featuring Curly Howard, as it was during production of Half-Wits Holiday that he suffered a debilitating stroke that made production impossible. He was replaced by another Howard brother, who actually preceded Curly as a Stooge – Shemp. The second half of this set features the long-haired Stooge. So long, Curly.

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Thinkgeek is a wonderful source for things that, at first glance, just seem like a cool knick knack with no practical purpose, but actually hide a nicely practical application. If you caught the recent Comic Relief fundraising event I co-hosted at www.rednosenet.com, you’ll know that I closed the 24-hour marathon by switching on and depressing the button on a nifty USB Doomsday Device Hub ($49.99). Not only does this have a 3-step process (two toggles and a key turn) that allows the red button activation of your doomsday device (in reality, a nice explosion sound), but the practical side is fulfilled by it also being a 4-port USB hub. How cool is that?

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Growing up in Quantico, Virginia, many a school trip was taken to the Smithsonian’s massive and uber-cool Air & Space Museum, which is given the spotlight in the documentary America’s Hangar (Smithsonian Networks, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). Not only do you get to see all of the nifty stuff on public display, but all of the stuff that goes on behind-the-scenes (including the seemingly endless amount of material there’s no room to display).

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – it’s a shame that Gordon Ramsay is mostly known for the over-produced Hell’s Kitchen and US Kitchen Nightmares when his UK output is so wonderfully engaging. Case in point – and well worth checking out – is the second series of his celebration of food, The F Word (BFS, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which finds Ramsay tackling a different menu item each week in his F Word restaurant, which also includes a celebrity component and trips into the field. Also, as a way of showing the viewers and his kids where the food on the dinner table comes from and give them more of an appreciation, a different animal each season is raised by the Gordon clan, and then served at the end of the run. This season found them raising pigs. The 3-disc set features 8 episodes, but sadly no bonus features, but ridiculously omits the entirety of episode 2 for clearance issues. What the hell?

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There are no fava beans, but the Blu-Ray edition of The Silence Of The Lambs (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) is just as creepy in high definition, and wipes away the memory of the unfortunate sequels. Bonus features ported over from the DVD special edition include retrospective featurettes, deleted scenes, TV spots, outtakes, trailers, and more.

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After a bit of a release gap (a few years), the officers of the 12th Precinct return in Barney Miller: The Complete Third Season (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP). Any season that features guest stars like Billy Barty, James Cromwell, and Doric Roberts deserves a spin. The 3-disc set contains all 22 episodes.

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The next two volumes – two and three, to be specific – of the new animated adventures of ol’ webhead himself, The Spectacular Spider-Man (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$19.94 SRP), arrive on DVD. While featureless, each disc contains a trio of episodes featuring – you know – villains.

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The story is clunky and the acting is broad, but there’s no denying that Quo Vadis (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$28.99 SRP) was made during the golden age of the spectacle picture, which is the main reason for taking in every nook and cranny in fully restored high definition. Bonus features include an audio commentary, a new featurette, and the theatrical trailers.

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Slowly but surely, we’re winding our way towards the end, and the release of the tenth and penultimate season of Married With Children (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP) brings us right up to the brink of the Bundy clan’s exploits. The 3-disc set features all 26 episodes, but nary a bonus feature.

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I can’t really speak personally on how fun puppet bunnies are, but my nephews really enjoyed Bunnytown: Hello Bunnies! (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), the show’s first DVD release. The disc contains 4 episodes, plus a bunny dance featurette.

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Wake your dogs up with a dose of Fran Drescher in the complete third season of The Nanny (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP). The 3-disc set contains all 26 episodes, plus the animated holiday special “Oy To The World”.

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Let’s wrap things up this week with a really cool collectible that has no practical purpose other than to be cool. What is it, exactly? Well, it’s a replica of the winged helmet worn by The Mighty Thor – Thunder God, Asgardian, and Marvel Comics hero. The Thor Helmet Replica ($369.99) is constructed of steel and plated in chrome, with hand-painted fiberglass wings and an adjustable leather liner. The edition is limited to 1,000 pieces worldwide, so be sure to pick yours up as soon as possible – or you’ll regret it.

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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