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August 31, 2010

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Adam Savage

Filed under: A Bit Of A Chat With Ken Plume,Interviews — Tags: , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:34 pm

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with the man, the Mythbuster, Mr. Adam Savage, about ghost chairs, zen painting litmus, and how to slice time…

Hope you enjoy…

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BIG BROTHER Blog Report: The End

Filed under: Articles,TV News — Tags: , — Aaron @ 6:33 am

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This is the end my internet friend. The end.

Josie won – big shock, I know – and fun was had by all. I guess.

Personally, I was very underwhelmed by the final. Maybe it was due to the lack of tension. Because everyone knew how it was going to go. The only thing I was surprised by was that Dave came second. Maybe I’m alone in my hatred of him. Maybe everyone else in the world is OK with a man who thinks homosexuality is immoral. Maybe the chicken really did come before the egg. It’s a mystery I’ll never truly wrap my head around.

Anyway, Josie came out to big cheers and a psychopathic Australian eyeing her up. He has officially become Mr Creepy but before Josie could go on his wild ride she was thrust somewhere else. Straight back into the house. At first it felt like an obvious decision. Of course you want to spend two weeks in a house with famous folk and ex-housemates you might remember. Sounds like fun! And Josie’s quick answer to the question affirmed that she felt similarly too. Being on a high from her win meant that she would probably agree to shaving her hair off if you made it sound like it would be fun but that’s beside the point.

Full of giggles, smiles and the 20 minutes of freedom she got, Josie waited for the new housemates to come in. And who was to meet her? A whole host of “meh” to be honest. The highlights for me being Brian, Nikki and Nadia. They are the only ones to re-enter who had a big personality. I’m not counting the celebrity Big Brother re-entrants because… well… they’re not real people.

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Hello and Goodbye

Josie seemed very overwhelmed the first night but that’s to be expected. She just won £100,000 and was greeting Coolio. It was an odd night. But that feeling wasn’t to go away and I’m going to place full blame on Big Brother for screwing the pooch on this one.

If they wanted to keep Josie around – and considering she won the show by over 77% of the vote, they really needed to keep Josie around – they should have given her a couple of days freedom outside the house. That way she would have been able to come down from the high of winning around friends and family. She could have gotten her head straight. Thus providing her with a bit of conviction for re-entering the house.

By leaving her in there, her victory quickly became a hollow one because she couldn’t celebrate it. Instead she had a bunch of strangers commenting on her life to her face. In her house no less (and lets face it, and that point it was her house). So I can completely understand

Now that she is gone, what do I think of the “Ultimate” portion of the show? LAME. Brian Dowling has been funny. If he didn’t go into the house it would have been a total washout. Boring, boring, boring. But what could we expect? Seasoned pros in this sort of environment know better than to do something stupid and embarrass themselves. Unfortunately that mean there is nothing interesting for us.

Oh well. At least the final series was a bit of fun while it lasted. Crazy Shabbys, posh Bens and horny Josies made it a laugh. It will be missed.

Aaron Poole
Follow Aaron on Twitter – @AaronFever

August 30, 2010

Ken Plume & FRED’s DragonCon Schedule!

Filed under: Articles — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:44 am

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Many have asked to know exactly what panels I’ll be guesting on and MCing this coming weekend (September 3-6) during Atlanta’s supermegamassivegeekorama DragonCon.

Below, you’ll find a list of the panels, the official DragonCon descriptions of said panels, and my commentary on what actually may or may not be happening.

PLEASE NOTE: I will not only have copies of my children’s book THERE’S A ZOMBIE IN MY TREEHOUSE with me and available for sale, but I will also have a handful of SUPER-RARE CDs with a “fan”-chosen selection of Crapoke tracks. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. All you have to do is have cash on hand, come up to me, and say, “Hey Ken. Where’s that CD of Crapoke? I’d like to buy one.” And with those magic words, A CD SHALL APPEAR, we shall exchange your cash for it, and our transaction OF AURAL LOVE shall be complete, leaving each of us to carry on with our lives, a little richer for the experience.

PLEASE ALSO NOTE: I will have a limited amount of OFFICIAL FRED BADGES to give away during the con, COMPLETELY ARBITRARILY. You can come up and ask for one, which may or may not secure you one of your very own. Or you may win it during a panel. I JUST DON’T KNOW.

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And now, the schedule:

Title: Ken P.D. Snydecast
Time: Fri 10:00 am
Location: A601 – A602 – Marriott (Length: 1)
Description: Ken Plume and Dana Snyder present a panel full of surprises, prizes, and more. Much, much more.

Yeah, so, this is pretty much what it says on the tin. Me and (quite possibly, though I’m not entirely sure) Dana Snyder will be in attendance, doing things. Strange things.

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Title: FRED Entertainment
Time: Fri 11:30 am
Location: A601 – A602 – Marriott (Length: 1)
Description: Stuff happens.

To be honest, this one’s a big question mark. I know that some Irishmen will be there, and maybe some other people. Then we’ll probably all build a love bomb.

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Title: A Spotlight on Bill Corbett
Time: Fri 01:00 pm
Location: A601 – A602 – Marriott (Length: 1)
Moderator / MC for panel
Description: Meet the writer and performer behind MST3K’s second incarnation of the robot Crow, and the alien all powerful but clueless ‘The Observer’ aka ‘Brain Guy’.

The first of quite a few panels I’ll be moderating – Basically launching, really. I may also be called upon to wrangle things.

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Title: Trace Beaulieu’s Silly Rhymes for Belligerent Children
Time: Fri 02:30 pm
Location: A601 – A602 – Marriott (Length: 1)
Moderator / MC for panel
Description: Join MST3K and Cinematic Titanic’s Trace Beaulieu along with artist Len Peralta as they discuss their upcoming children’s book.

I’ll be participating in this one as well. Oh, and did you know that Len Peralta is also the artist of THERE’S A ZOMBIE IN MY TREEHOUSE? Pick up a copy of that at the same time you get your copy of Trace & Len’s wonderful new tome.

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Title: MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 and Cinematic Titanic
Time: Fri 08:30 pm
Location: Regency VI – VII – Hyatt (Length: 5.5)
Moderator / MC for panel
Description: For the first time ever, the entirety of Cinematic Titanic is assembled at DragonCon as a single comedic combat unit, ready to do battle against your boredom.

That’s right – Joined together at DragonCon for the very first time are Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff, Mary Jo Pehl, and J. Elvis Weinstein. We’ll have a bit of a panel, show a film, and then have a massive merch and autograph session afterwards, so bring cash. Lots of cash. How do you like them apples?

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Title: Mystery Science Theater 3000
Time: Sat 11:30 am
Location: Regency VI – VII – Hyatt (Length: 1)
Moderator / MC for panel
Description: Join the crew (and the evil torturers) from the Satellite of Love for a question and answer session.

As if last night’s Cinematic Titanic panel wasn’t enough, this retrospective discussion brings together Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff, Mary Jo Pehl, and J. Elvis Weinstein PLUS Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett. And then, at high noon, we bring out the pies. DEATH PIES.

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Title: THE VENTURE BROS.
Time: Sat 01:00 pm
Location: Centennial II – III – Hyatt (Length: 1)
Moderator / MC for panel
Description: Join the creators of the Venture Brothers to hear about inspirations, upcoming news, and more!

I’m back moderating the Venture Bros. panel again this year, because my “good friends” Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer like to torture me. But I have a plan this year… Oh yes, I have a plan… And it has nothing to do with pies, so don’t even go there.

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Title: Spotlight on Adam Savage
Time: Sat 05:30 pm
Location: Centennial II – III – Hyatt (Length: 1)
Moderator / MC for panel
Description: Spend an hour with Mythbusters’ own Adam Savage!

I shall be there just long enough to give a hearty introduction to Adam (and possibly do my FAMOUS CARD TRICK).

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Title: Nuts on the Road: The Quiz Show
Time: Sat 10:00 pm
Location: International North-South – Hyatt (Length: 5.5)
Description: Truth, lies, improv and general silliness are the order of the day when all your favorite games from TV shows you’ve never seen explode live on stage!

Ah, this is the big one. I’ll be co-hosting this devilish behemoth with my good buddy Widgett Walls, and it will feature no less than A DOZEN special guests forced to become contestants in a GAME OF DEATH. No pies. UNLESS THEY’RE DEATH PIES. But we’ll surely be all out of them after the Mystery Science Theater panel. REGARDLESS, DO NOT MISS THIS EVENT.

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Title: Tom Servo vs Tom Servo
Time: Sun 10:00 am
Location: Capitol Ballroom – Sheraton (Length: 1)
Moderator / MC for panel
Description: Tom Servos United! Join Josh Weinstein & Kevin Murphy for an intimate look at our favorite gumball machine robot.

Following up on last year’s titanic mano a mano chat between Mystery Science Theater’s Crows, Trace Beaulieu & Bill Corbett, this year I’ll be moderating a retrospective discussion between the two men behind that other ‘bot. NO DEATH PIES.

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Title: MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: Meet The Mads
Time: Sun 02:30 pm
Location: Regency VI – VII – Hyatt (Length: 1)
Moderator / MC for panel
Description: In the not too distant future, this clutch of baddies tortured hapless Joel, Mike, Crow & Tom. Spend time with the folks behind Dr. Clayton Forrester, Pearl Forrester, Dr. Erhardt, TVs Frank, Brain Guy, & Bobo.

My final MST3K panel is a spotlight on the villains who would subject Joel, Mike & The Bots to those horrid films. Don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime gathering, and BRING YOUR OWN DEATH PIES.

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Title: Rifftrax Live…sortof
Time: Sun 05:30 pm
Location: International North – Hyatt (Length: 1)
Moderator / MC for panel
Description: Join MST3K vets and Rifftraxians Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy as they provide you with a screening of some classic riffed short subjects as well as hang around to answer your questions!

This is me, making sure everything runs smoothly, and that none of the complicated internal mechanisms that power Kevin break down mid-show. This ain’t Showbiz Pizza.

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Title: Dragon*Con Has Talent
Time: Mon 01:00 pm
Location: Centennial II – III – Hyatt (Length: 2.5)
Judge for panel
Description: Who could possibly be the most talented con-goer out there? Come find out and maybe pick up a talent or two while you’re there!

Okay, this final one was a last minute addition, and finds me as one of the judges of an event that will probably be 15 shades of goofy, and I will be tired and punchy. What better way to end the con experience? I WILL ALSO HAVE FRESH DEATH PIES.

Any questions? Ask me on Twitter @KenPlume or via e-mail using the contact button in the site menu.

August 28, 2010

Soapbox: Our Last Best Hope

Filed under: Articles,Reviews,TV News — Tags: , , , — Aaron @ 10:20 am

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Our Last Best Hope

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Two months ago, I had never seen an episode of Babylon 5. I had heard of it, and I was a fan of a lot of the comic book writings of the Babylon 5 creator, J. Michael Straczynski but I had no desire whatsoever to watch the show. There wasn’t any hatred of the show or any real reasoning behind the fact that I hadn’t seen it. It was just one of those things that I hadn’t gotten around to in my life. There are plenty of things in this world that I haven’t gotten around to doing yet, and I have to be honest when I say that shortening that list by watching Babylon 5 wasn’t very high on my list of priorities.

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But”¦.if I’ve learned nothing else, I’ve learned that I should listen to the advice of my friends. So on the advice of one friend and the insistence of another, I said I’d give Babylon 5 a shot and see if it was a good as they said it would be. Comparisons were made to Joss Whedon and Firefly, so the bar was set pretty high and I went in expecting to be disappointed. I had read Straczynski’s work on Spiderman and Fantastic Four and in particular his amazing, creator owned series Rising Stars so I knew that he was a great writer, but Whedon comparisons still seemed like they might be a bit far fetched.

Once I took the plunge and started watching, I was hooked. Babylon 5 currently consists of one hundred and ten episodes of the hour long TV series, seven ninety-minute TV movies and a short lived spin-off series called Crusade which lasted for 13 episodes (one less than Whedon’s short lived Firefly) and it took me less than fifty days to devour the whole lot.

Even before I watched the first episode, what struck me was the age of the show. Having premiered in 1993, the show is only one year away from being legally old enough to drink alcohol and vote, though obviously not at the same time. But given the state of Irish politics, that could actually happen more often than one may think. The reason that I was looking at the year of production was that in the initial recommendation of the show that I received, I was also given the caveat that the special effects, and in particular the exterior space effects were a bit dodgy by today’s standards. The effects that were used throughout the shows and the movies were revolutionary at the time, and Babylon 5 was the first science fictions show to solely use computer generated imagery for the exterior space scenes. While I will concede that the exterior effects aren’t quite up to the standard of Firefly or any Star Trek series since The Next Generation, the effects are not what the series is about. The main selling point of Babylon 5 has always been the quality of the writing and acting on offer.

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The series’ time line ranges from the year 2245 to 2281 and though the majority of the one hundred and ten episodes of Babylon 5 happen within the five years between 2258 and 2262 we get to see glimpses of Straczynski’s universe as far back as one thousand years and as far forward as one million years in to the future. And in a million years’ worth of narrative, there was almost no errors in continuity save for a few who-met-who-and-when inconsistencies in the movie In The Beginning. Straczynski famously spends ten hours of each day writing and he clearly spent a lot of time sketching out the in-universe chronology, framework and character histories. Some of Straczynski’s planning was made apparent through big revelations like the history of Valen. Some of it was always present but never explained or even mentioned on screen, like the mystery of why Walter Keonig’s character never unclenched his left fist. Out of the one hundred and ten episodes in the show’s run, Straczynski wrote ninety two, and holds the record to this day for writing fifty nine consecutive episodes ranging from the second season through to the fifth. The run was broken by an episode written by Neil Gaiman, which is the only episode in Season Five of the show not written by Straczynski.

One of the reasons that I didn’t watch Babylon 5 when it originally started airing on this side of the Atlantic was that I felt that it was too similar, too much of a rip off of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. But in fairness there was also a time when I didn’t listen to Bill Hicks because I thought his material was too similar to Denis Leary’s. You live and learn.

The similarities at first are obvious and plain for anyone to see. The two shows are about space stations that are located near a travel hub and have titles that end with a number Both space stations are home to a myriad of different races, some of which have been at war with one another in the recent past. But there are more subtle similarities than that. In the early days of each show, the story was primarily based on the respective space stations but after a few seasons, both shows introduced a top-of-the-range starship that was initially the only one of its kind but later would serve as the namesake for an entire class of ship. The two shows also heavily featured a storyline involving a war with a mysterious enemy from a different part of space, and in both series it’s arguable that the representative for the two respective enemy races was the main villain for both series. These may still see like fairly obvious comparisons but consider the fate of two characters, both of whom were minor players in their own universes but still managed to rise to prominence. Rom in Deep Space Nine and Vir in Babylon 5 both served much the same purpose and had the same fate. In both cases, Rom and Vir played second fiddle to a decadent master who seemed to embody the classical virtues of their respective societies.

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Rom was the subordinate to his brother Quark. Quark ostensibly was the perfect Ferengi, dishonest, greedy, amoral and devious. But underneath all of Quark’s bluster and protestations was a being who knew the difference between right and wrong, whether Quark liked it or not. And most of the time, Quark didn’t like it. In the face of a crumbling society and a leadership that was less than capable, Quark fought to keep alive the traditions that he believed in and fought to keep alive the world that he believed in. No matter how much his home changed or how much his own people changed around him, Quark tried to uphold the principles that he was brought up to believe in. In Quark’s mind, contact with humans didn’t weaken him or corrupt him, it merely provided him with more opportunities for profit. Quark was an old school Ferengi who stood for everything that he felt his society should be.

In Babylon 5, Londo Molari shared a lot of character traits with Quark but ultimately was a much more tragic character. Like Quark, Londo stood for very thing that his world used to represent. Londo was never a child or at least he never had a childhood. He was brought up from a very young age to believe in the ways of his world and never wavered from the duty that the devotion to his world. Where Quark’s ambition always outweighed his ability to succeed, Londo ended up getting exactly what he always desired. Though as he said himself, he had all the power in the world and absolutely no choices. Londo is one of the greatest tragic characters in any form of literature.

Neither character though would ever have thought that their subordinates would end up rising to the positions that they did. But that’s only because neither Londo nor Quark knew that Deep Space Nine borrowed pretty liberally from the Babylon 5 series bible and scripts.

It’s difficult thing to write about a subject as expansive as Babylon 5. No matter how much you write, there’s bound to be more unwritten. Even if I wrote of character-trap doors, O’Neill cylinders, Newtonian physics, the numerous Lord Of The Rings references, the numerous 1984 references, the outstanding quality of the guest stars, the speeches that were in the show, and Straczynski’s naming of the show’s two main characters after himself; I’d still be leaving out more than I care to admit.

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No matter though how much I write or how much I neglect to write, there’s no way that I could possibly cover the subject of Babylon 5 without mentioning G’Kar. G’Kar is, in my humble opinion one of the finest fictional characters ever created. Often serving as a counterpart to Londo Mollari, G’Kar ran the gamut from arms dealer to loud mouth comic relief Ambassador to resistance leader to leader of his people to prophet and explorer. On his own, G’Kar was a magnificent creation, but his constantly changing relationship with Londo was often the heart of the series. From the beginning, we are told that Londo is destined to die at the hands of G’Kar, so their evolution of rivals/enemies/colleagues/co-conspirators and finally ending up as friends was a joy to watch. Londo’s destiny was indeed fulfilled and we got to see it from a few different perspectives, but it wasn’t what he or we initially thought it to be.

More than any other character on the show, I think that G’Kar became the voice of Straczynski on the show. G’Kar was able to rail against tyranny and speak about the search for meaning in religion, extol the virtue of kindness to your neighbour and deliver one of the best farewell scenes that has ever been committed to celluloid. G’Kar got most of the best lines and best speeches in the show, and Andreas Katsulas who played G’Kar delivered the lines as few could have and brought the character on his odyssey in a truly believable and relatable way. Even if he did look like a snake.

Babylon 5 truly is a novel made for television with sweeping story lines, interweaving character arcs, joy and heartbreak Neil Gaiman, in the introduction to the first trade paperback collection of Straczynski’s Rising Stars stated that Straczynski had done the impossible with Babylon 5. Ironically enough, Gaiman’s Sandman comic book series was then one of the few times that a similarly impossible task had been achieved. And it’s no exaggeration to state that Babylon 5 paved the way for modern day shows like Lost which also have large casts and preplanned story arcs.

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Throughout the five year run of Babylon 5, the opening monologue was different each and every year, changing to reflect the status of the story in each year. But one thing remained constant each year, and that was the use of the words “Our last best hope”. I don’t think that it was strictly accurate though, I don’t think that it was our last best hope, I think it was an example of how science fiction should be done, and how a story should be told. I think it’s our best example.

Simon Fitzgerald

August 27, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-08-27

Filed under: FREDagator — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:14 am

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Weekend Shopping Guide 8/27/10: Boss Hurley

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

Bundled together for easier fan purchase (and because the boys claim that there will be no more) Flight Of The Conchords: The Complete Collection (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) brings together the pre-existing 1st and 2nd season releases, with all of their bonus features intact, and adds the previously unreleased 30-minute One Night Stand performance that launched it all.

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Oh, I’m a sucker for a novelty instrument. I really am. It’s sad, really… I simply have no control when presented with a unique, goofy musical instrument. So what’s the latest object of my affection? The Meldoyhorn ($29.99). Yes – It’s an air-powered keyboard. And it rocks.

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If you would like a perfect example of how now to end a series – and don’t have your copy of Buffy: Season 7 handy – be sure to dive into the awkwardly uneven and completely unfulfilling 6th and final season of Lost (ABC Studios, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.99 SRP). If it wasn’t the stop-start meandering of the storyline (and the infuriatingly poorly written and last minute flashback episode – you know which one I mean), it was the laughable resolution. Sigh. Well, at least the high definition set looks and sounds great, and sports audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, bloopers, and a newly-produced short more interesting than anything found in the season, as Hurley & Ben shut down Dharma in “The New Man In Charge”. Just give me THAT show.

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Starting with Terry Gilliam’s Time Bandits (Image, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$17.98 SRP), independent film in the UK during the early 1980’s was largely personified by Handmade Films, the film company cofounded by George Harrison and Dennis O’Brien. Now, in the digital age, a quartet of their classic catalogue titles are making their way to high definition. In addition to the aforementioned Time Bandits, we get Blu-Ray editions of Mona Lisa, The Long Good Friday, & Withnail and I (Image, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$17.98 SRP each).

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I haven’t really taken in much of the new version of the franchise, but the single-disc release Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles Forever (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) will certainly appeal to old school fans, as it features a cross-dimensional team-up of the modern Turtles with the much-beloved late-80’s animated versions.

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I’m always fascinated by documentaries that illuminate a slice of history that’s been largely forgotten, and such is the case with Yoo-Hoo, Mrs. Goldberg (Docurama, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP), which looks at the life and career of radio & TV pioneer Gertrude Berg who, long before Lucy, created and starred in a very successful radio sitcom that made the transition to TV with equal success, but has been forgotten since. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, episodes of Berg’s sitcom The Goldbergs, Berg’s guest appearances on Edward R. Murrow and Ed Sullivan, additional scenes/interviews, and more.

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It’s an indie comedy through and through, but at least $5 A Day (Image, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) features Christopher Walken as Nat, a con man and deadbeat dad with a terminal illness who hijacks his son for a cross-country journey to an experimental treatment, with only the titular amount of cash to get them there. Bonus features include interviews, trailers, and galleries.

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Fill this weekend’s musical needs with a pair of new releases sure to keep the energy level high – The Dandy Warhols: The Capitol Years 1995-2007 (Capitol, $11.98 SRP) and a remastered edition of The Sex Pistols: The Great Rock ‘N’ Roll Swindle (Virgin, $19.98 SRP).

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I guess someone, somewhere had a desire to abandon the Bruce Timm-Paul Dini Batmanverse and return the Dark Knight to his campy Silver Age period with Batman: The Brave and The Bold (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which gets a DVD release for the first half of its debut season. The 2-disc set contains 13 episodes, but zero bonus features.

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A trio of History Channel series get season releases… But which ones are they? Well, there’s the complete second season of Pawn Stars (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP), featuring 32 episodes plus additional footage. Then there’s the 3rd season of Ax Men (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$34.95 SRP), with featurettes and additional footage. Finally, there’s the 5th season of Gangland (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$34.95 SRP), which looks at 11 of the country’s most dangerous gangs.

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With The Universe: Our Solar System (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.95 SRP), viewers can go on a guided tour throughout our solar system and beyond, and is a beautiful primer for anyone – kid to adult – with a hankering to hunker down with some fascinating science.

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The folks at the Warner Archive have dug up and remastered the Cary Grant drama None But The Lonely Heart (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.95), in which Grant actually plays a cockney and co-stars alongside Ethel Barrymore.

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Nickelodeon wants to which everyone a very Happy Halloween (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) with this single disc collection featuring 6 Halloween-themed episodes of their various series – everything from Dora The Explorer to Yo Gabba Gabba.

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High schools over but the drama keeps rolling along in the 3rd season of Gossip Girl (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). But that shouldn’t surprise you, right? I mean, it is a soap. And it’s still running. Hence – More drama. The 5-disc set contains all 22 episodes, plus featurettes, music videos, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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We’ve taken a few weeks break, but my nephew and I are back building another LEGO project – and this time it’s Darth Vader’s Tie Fighter ($29.99), courtesy of the fine folks at Thinkgeek. This one proved to be significantly easier than the massive ship we built last time, although it still was filled with scads of little niggly pieces. But, at the end of it all, not only did we have Vader’s iconic Tie Fighter, but also LEGO Vader to boot.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Trailer Park: Yael Hersonski

Filed under: Interviews,Trailer Park — admin @ 4:45 am

By Christopher Stipp

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Just when you thought that everything has been unearthed about what happened to Jews in the holocaust filmmaker Yael Heronski unearths documentary footage, shot by Nazis, about life in a Warsaw ghetto. It was mere months before this very same ghetto would be purged of its residents, the remainder still around shipped off and sent to their certain death.

a_film_unfinishedWhat Heronski found in the footage that was once thought complete, the movie on display here showing the lengths to which the Nazis wanted to craft their own narrative that stretched the truth about what was happening inside these claustrophobic walls of half a million Jews that were contained within 3 square miles. From retakes that had poor, starving children looking just as forlorn and despondent as they did the first time they were put in front of the camera to the indignities that women had to suffer as their nude bodies were objects to be film and exploited, as if they were cattle to be assessed, are things of nightmares. Yael wanted to make a movie that went beyond outrage, to showcase the pure and unrepentant horror that were these men who took this film, and she did exactly that.

Praised with reviews from the New York Times and the Los Angeles Times this is no ordinary documentary about the atrocities of an army bent on complete ethnic cleansing, this is a singular portrait that embodies the kind of inhumane and cruelty man is capable of. It may very well be presumptuous to say this is the kind of film that belongs in history classes everywhere but it does. It’s a historical document that cuts through the Hollywood glamorization of a time that time would like to forget but never will.

Oscilloscope Laboratories, the production company putting out A Film Unfinished and headed by Beastie Boy Adam Yauch, recently gave the MPAA a piece of its mind when the rating body saddled the film with an R rating. A sad decision that prompted Yauch to respond: “This is too important of a historical document to ban from classrooms. While there’s no doubt that Holocaust atrocities are displayed, if teachers feel their students are ready to understand what happened, it’s essential that young people are given the opportunity to see this film. Why deny them the chance to learn about this critical part of our human history? I understand that the MPAA wants to protect children’s eyes from things that are too overwhelming, but they’ve really gone too far this time. It’s bullshit.”

Yael spoke with me last week and we talked about the film which is now open in New York and Los Angeles and will be opening wide as the weeks roll on.

Check out the movie’s official site for release dates about when it will be coming to a theater near you.

Senior Programmer David Courier (L) and Director Yael HersonskiCHRISTOPHER STIPP:  Thank you for fitting me into your schedule.  You are probably all sorts of busy.

YAEL HERSONSKI: Given that I am leaving on Sunday, I am trying to use every minute here.

CS:  I just read what the New York Times had to say about the movie.  That must be very uplifting.

HERSONSKI: Yes.  I was very fortunate to have this kind of a review.

CS:  I would like to just get right into it and talk about, now that the finished product is now out and people are responding to it in a positive way, how did you approach this project and how were you the one to put this together?

HERSONSKI: I think it was after I decided to do a project on the Holocaust not only because of the Holocaust’s inhumanity and inconceivable horror but mainly because it’s marked the beginning of the systematic documentation of the Ghetto.  I thought of it also as a case study of the images we’re bombarded with today.  I think there is a kind of numbness today and we cannot emotionally digest what we are actually seeing.  We are watching, but I don’t think we want to see anymore.

I was thinking, too, of where it all started and I think it all started there, at the point of documentation.  Then I decided to approach one of the most prominent film producers in Israel, of documentary films, and he gave me a list of footage I should watch.  To just watch and try to understand the most familiar footage they used.  And that film was among them.  And when I saw it, I was shocked.  I literally experienced a kind of anxiety not only because of the images but also because I knew some of them and saw them in so many other films I was never able to understand what I was seeing because it was out of the full context.  Have you seen the film?

CS:  Yes, I have.

HERONSKI: OK, so the scene in which you see the naked women going into the ritual bath, at the Polish museum they called the footage “Ritual Bath.”.  I thought it is hard to believe for me today but when I saw it then I couldn’t realize how anxious and terrorized and terrified these women were because it was titled like an objective documentation of real life inside the ghetto.  Being able to see the whole sequence, however, I suddenly saw much more.  It was the same image but I couldn’t and didn’t realize that these women were having something very close to an anxiety attack and they had a good reason because they were naked and surrounded by uniformed men who were pointing cameras at them.  It was a terrifying experience and I think in learning about how these images were made shifts the place of the horror to its real place.

CS:  And that leads into something I was going to talk to you about.  I know there are moments in the film where moments are done again, and again, and again, and to my eye I can’t see what they were doing so many takes for. It’s as if they were obsessing over a shot they wanted to get perfect.  Did you try and understand the actual filmmaking process of what they were obsessing about?

filmunfinishedHERSONSKI: I have no idea.  Eventually when we see the children just gazing at the window shop of the meat store that’s all they had to do was just stare.  Period.  We had something like seven takes of this same action.  I don’t know what their problem was.  Maybe the lighting was not satisfying.  I have no idea.  But one thing is clear here.  This is one of the most amazing moments I read in the protocols of the Nazis with the camermen.  It was written in German so I read it slowly.  “It was very difficult for us to shoot this film…”Â  And I’m sure, at this point, I’m going to read an emotional confession and the next line is, “because we didn’t have enough lighting equipment.”Â  It was difficult because they didn’t have enough film equipment.

These guys were occupied with the lighting and all the small details on how to make the shot and just not to see ““ the ability to see the ability to watch something – but not do see.  Inside the ghetto they were filming but they are not realizing, not able to realize what it is they are perpetrating.

CS:  And it strikes me, you talked about it earlier, their preoccupation with something that was completely irrelevant ““ the level of suffering at their own hands ““ that they are meting out.  The men who film this are just completely numb to what they’re doing and I think it’s almost that you can just extrapolate it to the larger picture of Nazism in general. I am just astounded that they were able to do this without any sort of moral hesitation ““ for lack of a better word.

HERSONSKI: I think it’s such a different situation that we not only know, but can imagine, that I preferred not to judge the cameraman ““ not to judge what he is saying because the protocols are what they are.  I didn’t change one comma, one word, from what he was saying in the very strange phrasing in German that he used.  I don’t know and I don’t want to guess what he knew or didn’t know or whether he realized what he was doing while doing that and what he realized just after the war.  I just don’t know.

I guess that if it was not conscious that he’s part of something ““ if it was not in his conscious level, maybe a subliminal – because in fact, after the war, he did change his profession and he was driving to the east to the film archive.  Somehow he managed to find his own cameraman, take all his reels, and took them home and burned it.  This is not a series of actions of someone who feels innocent.  I feel that they cannot understand the reality of living inside the ghetto, therefore I won’t bother even to imagine how it feels to film there.  But for me what was quite astonishing to think about was the fact that 1942 was one of the last years of the ghetto and was one of the most horrendous.  100,000 people died from hunger and diseases and you could see buildings that were full of families really enduring hell.

The reality is that some of this is documented in film like raw material for their own audience.  The action of filming.  It was one of the most extreme examples of propaganda filmmaking.  I don’t think it’s completely alien from contemporary filmmaking that we practice as it is an art skill.  When the war was over people laughed and when people stopped suffering around the world we moved on.  Easily, I can tell you we live in such an area.  The filmmakers documenting the suffering of the Palestinians for a long time are doing so now and I’m trying to understand what does it mean to go to the occupied territories to document suffering of others and go back to your comfortable life.

What does that mean?  Many films actually make their point but it doesn’t change the fact that people are still suffering.  So I am just raising questions, I don’t have answers.

CS:  Is that frustrating as a documentarian or is this just part of the job to raise the questions and not really answer them?

HERSONSKI: I have a very interesting confession with one of the filmmakers that I appreciate the most in Israel.  He’s also a political activist and when we were talking about that we came to the conclusion that making films and being an activist cannot be the same thing.  Not being an activist by making films.  Making films is a visual way of thinking about the world, and reality, in a very deep manner.  It’s probably the most complex medium we have, to make something about our perception of reality but it’s not about making a change.

filmunfinished2CS:  And that’s interesting because I know there are some documentarians out there who use this form as a platform to push their own theories, theses, as they have an idea of how the world looks and craft that as they see fit.  I think this is one of the reasons why this film works is because it doesn’t demonize ““ it literally takes the risk of showing the events as they happened and to let the horror speak for itself.  It’s a risk I think some filmmakers have taken and I think you did it as well.  That must have just clawed at you, you must have wanted to make some kind of comment about the filmmakers and where they were coming from.

HERSONSKI: Yes.  That’s exactly what I was trying to do and not to do; trying not to be on the front page because something which is so much more complex and real speaks for itself that I could have very easily done that.  I thought making this film which I thought was first collecting lots of materials and then discovering them and I felt that there was something here that needs to be told but my part here is to be a storyteller and not more than that.  It’s a story that shed light on the way we tell stories, let’s put it that way.  So I feel I have done my part in collecting the pieces but not more than that.

CS:  And if I could ask you just one more question before I let you go, bringing in the survivors of the ghetto to watch the film, one at a time. That was obviously a tough moment for all involved as you probably didn’t know what kind of reaction you would get.  How was that build-up when you knew that was going to happen?  Did you have anything in mind of how you wanted things to go or was it really just, “Let’s show them the film and just get their reaction”?

HERSONSKI: It was exhausting, difficult, and mysterious. I knew it during filmmaking.  It was something that became my nightmares before I did it.  Because I knew of the survivors and know how little we know about what they went through.  It was extremely difficult for me to ask them to do that.

First of all, I wanted them to know exactly what it was about.  They could not imagine it themselves because they didn’t know what the footage was but I explained to them.  I didn’t want to intensify the experience of being confronted with these images as much as I could.  As well, I knew they wouldn’t have a second chance to see the footage not because they wouldn’t be able to show up again but you wouldn’t want to show this footage to these people again.  We have one chance here and if you blow it up it is your business.  I really wanted to make sure that they saw these images and commented on them in the best way they could.  These people, it was hard for them to see the uniform.

I explained to them, upfront, and those who were hesitating to do it or not I said we prefer they don’t come.  The ones who had hesitations had good reasons to hesitate.  At the moment I heard them hesitate I said, “OK, I prefer not to do it.”Â  Those who came were the ones who really insisted to do it.  Felt great urgency to do it.  And felt also that their own personal task to have the final word here over the images because they were the only ones that are alive, that are actually hiding from that film crew, and when we see these images we can’t imagine them several meters away and to have the opportunity to watch these images from a such different perspective.  After more than 70 years it is an overwhelming situation.  I am speaking here on my own behalf.  Of course, I didn’t want to torture them too much, they saw the film, we talked about 30 minutes maybe one hour, there was one woman that was stronger than the others and that’s it.  And they wanted to see it again.  The finished film, edited.  They did come to the screenings and were quite touched by the result.

CS:  It’s a film that I think should be required viewing.

HERSONSKI: Thank you so much.

August 26, 2010

Contest Round-Up: 2010-08-26

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with HarperCollins Entertainment, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of Phill Jupitus’s GOOD MORNING NANTWICH: ADVENTURES IN BREAKFAST RADIO.

In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of iCARLY: iSPACE OUT on DVD.

In conjunction with Anchor Bay Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of EVIL DEAD on Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of CELEBRATED WOMEN OF COLOR FILM COLLECTION on DVD.

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In conjunction with MGM Home Video and Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment, we’re giving away three (3) copies of CELEBRATED WOMEN OF COLOR FILM COLLECTION on DVD.

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In conjunction with HarperCollins Entertainment, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of Phill Jupitus’s GOOD MORNING NANTWICH: ADVENTURES IN BREAKFAST RADIO.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September 15th.

What possesses a right-minded comedian to quit the day job for life as a breakfast radio DJ?

‘I have always been very aware that millions of people truly appreciate the breezy banter and lively tone of the majority of breakfast broadcasting. I admit that on occasion I have been known to wake up in a good mood and feel quite chirpy. Unfortunately for me this happens one day a year at most”¦’ ““ Phill Jupitus

Why exactly would a nationally successful stand up comedian, chuck in the exhilaration and freedom of life on the road for endless Coldplay singles, arguments with BBC management, incredibly expensive coffee and an alarm clock set to 4.30am, five days a week?

When the BBC decided to launch a brand new digital radio station that would play alternative music for truly passionate music fans, their first port of call was to elicit the services of Phill Jupitus. With a record collection that ran the gamut from calypso to techno, and a love of radio inspired by his childhood hero John Peel, Phill seemed the perfect choice to launch 6 Music. Phill readily accepted, determined to do something different with such an unexpected yet brilliant opportunity. Little did he know what lay ahead.

With the weighty advice of such broadcasting behemoths as Terry Wogan, Steve Wright and Tony Blackburn ringing in his ears, Jupitus tried to shake up the world of breakfast radio for the better one tune at a time.

Were the public ready for something new? But more importantly, did they even want it?

In Good Morning Nantwich, Phill Jupitus not only discovers the answer but finds out what really makes the listening nation tick first thing in the morning.

-Phill Jupitus was born in 1962 and grew up above a pub in Essex with a free-spirited mother (who always remained close to the A13) and an extended noisy family. After realising work was not his strong suit, he carved out a career in stand up comedy and radio and today is a regular on TV and radio panel shows, including Radio 4’s I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue and QI with Stephen Fry. He’s also team captain on Never Mind the Buzzcocks and starred in the West End musical Hairspray. Phill lives in Leigh-on Sea with his wife and daughters.

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Bagged & Boarded 66: Live! 2 – F*** Closets!

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

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Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #66: Live! 2 – F*** Closets! –In which Matt is joined by his new Live! co-host Brendan Creecey, and the boys proceed to discuss Brendo’s insanely interesting past. Then everyone’s favorite bear, Malcolm Ingram, joins the conversation and one co-host is left forever different. Seriously. Like… Hardcore. Bagged and Boarded – Changing lives since 1632.

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August 24, 2010

TV Or Not TV: 8/23 – 8/29

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One of the shows that I was most looking forward to seeing this fall after hearing about it was NO ORDINARY FAMILY on ABC. If you’re a regular reader of this column this probably isn’t a surprise at all since the shows I like lean towards a geekier flavor and NO ORDINARY FAMILY certainly fits the bill.

No Ordinary Family

Before viewing the first episode of NO ORDINARY FAMILY I understood the premise of the show since it is one very familiar to most comic book readers. A family survives a plain crash in Brazil and not long after they start to experience super-human powers. The premise at first sounds very formulaic and I for one was left wondering where they could go with this? What new ground could they cover? Is the ordinary people with extraordinary abilities story ready to be taken in again after so many were burned so badly by the recently departed HEROES?

After seeing the pilot I was extremely happy both with the way that the premise is being handled as well as the possibilities of the future of the show. These are not perfect people that have their lives improved by their new abilities. This is the typical family caught up in the modern age and all of the dysfunction that goes with it. JIM POWELL (MICHAEL CHIKLIS) is the dad who considers himself a failed artist that is now reduced to doing sketches of suspects who is trying desperately to keep his family together. STEPHANIE POWELL (JULIE BENZ) is the mom who is an over-achieving medical researcher who is losing the connection to her husband and family the more she is excelling at work. DAPHNE POWELL (KAY PANABAKER) is the typical teenage daughter and J.J. POWELL (JIMMY BENNETT) is the son who’s most critical issue appears to be poor academic performance. This show is not a case of THE BRADY BUNCH GET SUPER. In today’s society they are the snapshot of an ordinary family.

The pilot for the show sets all of the above up pretty well for us in a very quick manner. The important beats are hit and we are rushed quickly to the vacation, the plane crash, and back home so the main part of our story can be told. It goes without saying, I think, that the discovery of the super abilities is the funnest part of the pilot (at least for the sci-fi lovin’ types like myself). Many a comic reader have dreamed of the moment where they would first discover super-human strength or speed and the show deliveries on these moments in ways I’m sure most of us have pictured them. The show also addresses the confusion or frustration such discoveries might also cause. One of my personal favorite moments is after STEPHANIE has revealed to a co-worker her abilities and as they test them the co-worker asks the same real world questions the audience might be asking as well.

The possibilities for the future of the show are also shown to us in JIM’s exploration of his new abilities. His job is an obvious plot convenience since he works for the police department and helps make a natural progression in the direction of a possible crime-fighting super-hero. His best friend GEORGE ST. CLOUD (ROMANY MALCO from WEEDS) helps to push JIM in this direction and by episodes end establishes himself pretty well as the potential sidekick. The discovery of a villain that also has super abilities finishes off the foundation of the shows potential, at least in the crime fighting direction.

The part of the show that I think will prove to be more entertaining is more of the real life conflict that may come from having these super-abilities. High school is complicated enough but DAPHNE’s new ability could further isolate her from the people around her. J.J.’s ability is certain to raise some eyebrows that will cause headaches for his parents both in dealing with him and as the school system itself feels the possible repercussions.

Since I already raised a semi-comparison early on I can certainly say that the beginning of NO ORDINARY FAMILY is far less mysterious and frustrating than the original pilot of HEROES. This show makes me want to watch to see what might not happen next and not because I feel I have to in order to understand what is going on. The show also feels more accessible than NBC’s upcoming THE CAPE which, from the trailer, looks more like a show you might see in Saturday syndication rather than network prime time. NO ORDINARY FAMILY is a family friendly show that I’d definitely recommend you all take in when it premieres Tuesday, September 28th.

With all of that said let’s move on to what viewing options are(n’t) recommended for this week.

MONDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: I only mention this special installment of MINUTE TO WIN IT because the contestants are former MISS USA and UNIVERSE winners who are playing for charity. At this point NBC’s ratings might be considered the charity.

ABC FAMILY – 8:00 PM: I only mention THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER because everyone forgets AMY’s birthday, which was the plot of SIXTEEN CANDLES and MOLLY RINGWALD plays AMY’s mom on this show. That is all.

LIFETIME – 9:00 PM: I only mention BOND OF SILENCE because GREG GRUNBERG is once again playing a police office and this time he has no special mind-reading abilities like he did on the aforementioned HEROES.

MTV – 10:00 PM: It’s the season finale of THE HARD TIMES OF RJ BERGER but don’t worry folks, he’s been renewed for another season.

TUESDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: I only mention WIPEOUT tonight because it’s not every day you get to write, “Are the Wipeout Weenies going to replace the Big Balls tonight?”

FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight’s GLEE-peat is SECTIONALS, which was originally supposed to serve as the first season finale before the the show blew up. It served that purpose very well and I’m probably going to watch it again out of respect.

SYFY – 9:00 PM: The WAREHOUSE 13 agents try to have a relaxing weekend but wouldn’t you know it, one of those pesky artifacts get in the way. This is almost as surprising as well GILLIGAN and the castaways almost get off the island and something keeps them stuck there at the last minute.

WEDNESDAY

CBS – 8:00 PM: Tonight on BIG BROTHER the veto competition is held and this is one of the ones where the House Guests must suffer to win. Tune in with me and enjoy their pain.

E! – 8:00 PM: I still haven’t seen the cable edited version of KNOCKED UP yet. Probably not going to tonight as well.

ABC – 9:00 PM: It’s another painfully barren night of programming so I’m recommending a repeat of MODERN FAMILY simply because even at its worst it’s better than most (and this episode is great).

BET 9:00 PM: Grab your only friend, Abba Zabba, and watch HALF BAKED when it’s on cable for free.

THURSDAY

USA – 6:00 AM: If you love BURN NOTICE and don’t have to work today then you are in luck. An all day marathon kicks off with the last few shows of last season at 6 AM with the current season starting at 10:00 AM. All of this leads up to the season finale at 9:00 PM.

NBC – 8:00 PM: Tonight’s episode of COMMUNITY is one of the shining examples of why this was one of my new favorite shows of last season.

CBS – 8:00 PM: Fans of BIG BROTHER will revel in tonight’s double eviction as they play out an entire week of the show’s eviction process in one night. The best part is that the House Guests have no idea that it’s coming.

DISNEY – 9:00 PM: Did I say something about super-hero families? How about gathering up the family for tonight’s airing of THE INCREDIBLES?

FRIDAY

SYFY – 9:00 PM: Other then tonight’s episode of EUREKA tonight’s schedule is a house of horrors. Don’t believe me? Let me demonstrate.

FUSE – 8:00 PM: The painful and horrific GLITTER staring Mariah Carey.

AMC – 8:00 PM: STEVEN SEAGAL’s scarily acted OUT FOR JUSTICE.

TNT – 8:00 PM: The bloody train-wreck that is the ADAM SANDLER’s remake of THE LONGEST YARD.

USA – 8:30 PM: The horribly unfunny WELCOME HOME ROSCOE JENKINS.

FX – 10:00 PM: The terrifyingly bad MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND.

At this point I’m writing off Friday folks.

SATURDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: If you can stomach it for two hours NBC promises that tonight all will be revealed in what is sure to be the series finale of PERSONS UNKNOWN.

BBCA – 9:00 PM: ANNIE helps a psychic speak to the dead in tonight’s episode of BEING HUMAN.

SUNDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: Schedule dominance is probably a shoe in tonight for NBC with the 62ND PRIME TIME EMMY AWARDS.

ANIMAL PLANET – 9:00 PM: Speaking of award shows, remember when THE COVE won the Oscar and they cut away because one of the producers held up a sign? Well, you can watch the award winning documentary tonight.

CBS – 8:00 PM: The Eviction Nomination ceremony on tonight’s BIG BROTHER won’t stand a chance against the EMMY’s I’m sure.

ABC – 8:00 PM: The Alphabet Network is really hoping you’d rather watch DANIEL CRAIG as JAMES BOND in CASINO ROYALE instead of that silly award show.

August 23, 2010

Hands Down #12

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Welcome to Hands Down, FRED’s own look into the world of the folks that frequent this sordid world of geekery. Follow Aaron, Brian and Colin (and a menagerie on the way) as they traverse the light fantastic or some such nonsense… What? It’s an online fortnightly comic strip, what kind of description did you expect?

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FREDagator: 2010-08-23

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Tom Scharpling

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with writer, performer, and the host behind WFMU’s legendary Best Show, Tom Scharpling, as we place Angela Lansbury in deadly peril…

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August 21, 2010

BIG BROTHER Blog Report: Day 73

Filed under: Articles,TV News — Tags: , — Aaron @ 11:23 am

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Day 73

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Just before I go into the finalists, I want to take a quick moment and look at something that has made me laugh this week. John James.

What’s the matter McFly? Chicken?

I have never seen a grown man piss himself so quickly and so satisfyingly (for me) than John James during the prediction task. He went from thinking he has a hard man after trying to make a girl cry to wanting to break the world record in distance running. He literally had the fright of his life. And you know what? Served him right.

From day one it appeared that John James has a problem with women. Especially women who care about their appearance. Because Rachel was considered attractive by the other housemates and because she expressed an interest in modeling, he took this as an affront to humanity. He took every opportunity to degrade her publicly and even create a few chances out of thin air too. I never liked her myself but his comments were always over the top and vicious.

We saw the same treatment with Corin. She kept out of his business (and lets face it everyone else’s too) but he could not stop himself from picking a fight with her whenever he felt there was an opening. And when he picks a fight with someone he will not let it go. Like a dog with a bone he will repeat himself until he is blue in the face. Hence why we heard his paranoid ranting about everyone being fake and wanting to win.

Well, you flew to the other side of the world to get on this show and you’re claiming you don’t want to win it? Fuck off crab eyes. I’m glad you lost. Now fuck off.

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Seriously guys, I can’t tell the difference

On to happier things now with a quick run down on my thoughts of the finalists.

ANDREW

Nice guy but creepy when it comes to girls. I’m putting my money now on him getting charged for some sort of sexual deviancy in about ten years. Saying that though, he has been funny and unlike most has tried to stick up for people he likes (ok, he stuck up for Josie purely because he wants to get his geek on with her).

JJ

zZzZzZzZz. I wonder what he’ll do for the next four days without John James to agree with? He got here via mathematics.

DAVE

Glory. I hate Dave and I’ve made no secret of that. Glory. While people think he is a nice guy, I’ve seen him bitch about everyone with Ben, John James and anyone else who will listen. Glory. For someone supposedly so loving he has a negative thing to say about everyone. Glory. I really hope he goes early on Tuesday. Glory.

MARIO

I said early on in this blog that his mole status was going to do him the world of good in the long term but I’m not so sure I was right about that. He got a little bit moody a few weeks ago and could have gone if the nominations were different. However, he has recently perked back up and has shown the sensitive, quirky side of his that made me warm to him at the start of the show. I like him a lot and hope he comes second.

JOSIE

I know she is going to win. You know she is going to win. She had John James under her thumb and pointed out all his failings this week with a nice bit of gusto. Her main problem is that she is desperate for companionship so much that it really affects her ability to hold a grudge against anyone who is mean to her. It’s probably not a problem for her but watching it I would have liked to see her have a few enemies because she can argue with the best of them. Shame. It will be interesting how her “home advantage” against the new Ultimate Big Brother contestants works come Tuesday.

Aaron Poole
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August 20, 2010

TV News: Anticipation

Filed under: Articles,TV News — Tags: , , , , , — Aaron @ 2:53 pm

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Anticipation

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I’ve heard a lot of folk say that this is their favourite time of the year. They like the fact that it’s still pretty warm out, the fact that the leaves are starting to turn a little bit brown, the fact that the nights are a little bit cooler and it’s easier to sleep but it still stays bright to a pretty reasonable hour so the days still feel a little bit longer. But me, I love this time of year for a slightly different reason.

Anyone who’s been paying attention will know that San Diego Comic Con happened in the course of the last few weeks. And no matter how you feel about the ever increasing movie and media presence at this “Comic Con”, you can’t help but deny that the convention is a fantastic source of information and generator of anticipation for the TV shows and movies that will grace our screens later in the year.

Every year, Comic Con seems to mark that start of the overload of information about what we’ll be watching and reading in the year to come. In the last week or so, I’ve been eating up every morsel of information that I can get my greedy little hands on about my favourite shows. And there’s a part of me that loves the run up to the return of the shows more than the actual return itself, because this time of year holds the unspoiled promise of what has yet to come.

Comics are obviously still a huge part of what Comic Con does, but the comic book world already has a pretty well established promotion machine. Comic books are solicited at least two months ahead of their release dates. Other comic related good like statues or the forthcoming “Earth One” graphic novels are announced and hyped months ahead of the time that they’ll be realized onto the retail market for public consumption. I think that a part of the reason for this is that the world of comic books exists on a pretty long timeline as almost all of the regular titles are released on a monthly basis. TV shows live week to week and they tend to live or die on the spin of a dime so announcing too far ahead of time what’s going to be happening isn’t usually possible.

But just like Christmas there comes a time once a year when the American TV Networks pimp their shows for all they are worth, sometimes for even more than they are worth. So in that beautiful area of time in between the “media event” that Comic Con has become and the Season Premieres we get teased, we get small glimpses of what has yet to come, tacit promises are made and we build up hopes that may take twenty episodes to be fulfilled. I’ve seen trailers and read teasers and vainly tried to avoid spoilers for the shows that I love. Normally I try to avoid an overload of spoilers, but the news that we get bombarded with at this time of year tends to be general for the entirety of the next televisual year. In no particular order of chronology or importance, these are the shows that I’ve been looking forward to the most and the news that has me anticipating them all the more.

HOUSE

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One of the main pieces of news that we’ve received about the new series of House is something that delights me and deeply saddens me all at the same time. We’ve been told that when House picks after the Season break, House and Cuddy will still be a couple. Think about all the shows you’ve seen where two characters who plainly love each other just can’t seem to find a way to make it happen. We’ve seen it in Star Trek: TNG with Picard and Crusher, we’ve seen it in Smallville with Clark and Lana, we’ve seen it in Firefly with Mal and Inara. Hell, we’ve even seen it with Jessica Fletcher and every gray haired guy within a thousand miles of Cabot Cove. The general wisdom is that romances don’t work for the main characters of a TV show. In fact one of the only times that I can think of a TV couple actually getting together was in the 90’s Superman show “Lois & Clark“. Despite the fact that the main focus was always supposed to be on the relationship between Lois and Clark more than Superman himself, the producers and writers of the show seemed to be unable to cope with the corner that they got painted in to by the fact that Lois and Clark got married in DC Comics’ continuity. Let’s just say that it didn’t end well. And the less we speak about “Myrtle Beach”, the better off we will all be.

But with the sixth Season of House which premieres at the end of September, I honestly believe we’ll see a relationship that can work. It won’t work because DC Comics says it has to, or because a focus group says that it should, it’ll work because five years of foundation has been written into this, because it’s what the viewers have wanted since day one, because it’s what the characters have wanted since before day one. But most of all, it’ll work because it has to.

In fact the only thing that I’ve seen about the next season that I don’t like is the fact that I’m already being presented with (sigh) “Huddy”. Mankind has done many amazing things in the past few million years. We’ve invented fire, we’ve conquered flight, and we’ve been to the stars. But for some reason we still cannot resist defining two people in a relationship with one reductive, insulting name. “Huddy” sounds like a sexist marketing device to sell Hummers to women who can’t drive.

Some casting news about the new Season also indicates that Olivia Wilde will be absent for part of the Season due to movie commitments and Jennifer Morrison’s character of Alison Cameron will be returning roughly around mid-season. And without spoiling too much….she won’t be alone.

There’s also a part of me that’s really curious as to whether or not House will be rocking a new cane this Season, and if he does, will it be as instantly identifiable as the flame cane he used in half of Season Three and through all of Season Four.

DEXTER

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OK, there’s not one single person in the entire waking world who saw the close of the last Season of Dexter who isn’t frantically anticipating the start of the new Season. What intrigues me the most about the new Season is that it picks up immediately after the events of the most recent episode.

If you’ve seen the last episode of the last Season, you know exactly what events I’m talking about. But what always fascinates me about shows that pick up immediately from the previous Season is the logistical issues involved. Yeah, I’m a nerd, but just humour me on this one.

Dexter has traditionally employed a “three months later” device when going from Season to Season. This allows for the actors to get new hairstyles, get tans etc. without having to explain why the characters suddenly look different. Back in the halcyon days before SDCC, one of the first things that I heard was that Julie Benz would be appearing in the new Season and that her appearance wouldn’t be in a flashback and that it wouldn’t be as a Harry-style ghost. If I’d put any amount of thought in to it, it would have made sense that Julie Benz would be appearing as the same character in the same time frame as before. The only other scenario that I could come up with was that she might be in a video journal with the kids of some description. Hey, nobody ever said that I was a creative genius.

But what I’m most excited and terrified about in the upcoming Season is the inclusion of the fantastically talented Irish singer and actor, Maria Doyle-Kennedy. Anyone who’s ever seen The Commitments knows that Doyle-Kennedy can act rings around most anyone and has a wonderful, natural Dublin accent (yeah I’m biased here). This is the reason that I’m excited, the reason that I’m terrified is that there’s a fierce tendency to use a stereotype when portraying the Irish on TV in America. I still weep when I think of the scenes in Heroes a few years ago that were set in Cork where Peter got involved with some gangsters who were looking for their stolen OiPods.

But keep your fingers crossed that the writers and producers will keep their wits about them and let Maria do what she does best. Also, if she happens to break into a rendition of “Son of a Preacher Man”, I won’t be overly upset either.

STARGATE: UNIVERSE

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There was a time when I wasn’t sure if there actually would be a second Season of Stargate: Universe Don’t misunderstand me, I loved the show right from the start, but we live in a world where Firefly can get cancelled, so it’s best not to be overly cocky about the survival of any good science fiction show.

The first piece of news that came out about the new Season is that the Season’s recurring villain is going to be played by Robert Knepper who played T-Bag in Prison Break. The character that he’ll be playing is designed to butt heads with Louis Ferreira’s Colonel Young. Though that’s not to say that things between Young and Robert Carlysle’s Doctor Rush will get smoother any time soon. We learn pretty soon into the new Season that Rush has made a pretty huge discovery relating to control of The Destiny. But Rush keeps the discovery to himself and the eventual revelation brings major conflict between the two characters and leads to a scene that runs to eleven pages. That scene won’t be happening until the seventh episode of Season Two but it’s going to be worth the wait, that much is almost guaranteed.

Before the advent of SDCC this year, there was a half-news item what was released by the producers of Universe revealing that there would be a Universe / Atlantis crossover roughly mid-way through Season Two. There was no indication at that point as to exactly what cast members from Atlantis would be appearing on Universe or even in what capacity. At SDCC, it was announced that the two guest stars would be David Hewlett and Robert Picardo. Hewlett was sort of obvious, seeing as his character is the most loved character from Atlantis and has more in-series knowledge of the technology than anyone else in the world.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

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I don’t think that there’s ever been a time when I wasn’t looking forward to the next episode of How I Met your Mother. But this year, the writers and producers basically went out in front of the world’s press and admitted that they screwed up on some things in the last Season. I’ve publicly declared my love for How I Met Your Mother, and it’ll take an awful lot for me to fall out of love with the show, but I will admit that there did seem to be an absence of forward momentum in the area of finding out who the Mother is in the last Season.

The producers have stated that there will be more forward momentum in the new Season, and they’ve also gone out of their way not to confirm or deny the possibility that the Mother will be introduced at some stage and that the show will keep running after the revelation and introduction.

But for my money, the biggest and best announcement about the new Season is that there will be a new future. Not an alternate future, just a look at a different timeframe in Ted’s future. This could potentially be amazing. We might get to see Future Barney, we might get to see Future Robin and if I’m at all correct, we might get to see that Future Barney and Future Robin are a couple. We still don’t know exactly how far in to the future the new scenes are going to be, but I have a feeling that they are going to give us answers to some old questions, answers to questions we didn’t even know that we had. Mostly though, we’ll be entertained and we’ll get to see that it doesn’t matter how you tell a story, and that sometimes different parts of a story need different details.

So what shows are you looking forward to in the upcoming year? What storylines? What guest stars? Let us know!

Simon Fitzgerald

Weekend Shopping Guide 8/20/10: That Trick Never Works

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

It’s been years – YEARS! – since fans were left in the lurch after the release of the third season, but the waiting game comes to an end with the release of Rocky & Bullwinkle & Friends: Complete Season 4 (Classic Media, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). Gone are the lovely bonus features, but at least we get 19 more episodes of remastered hilarity.

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You want not only the ultimate remote control, but also the ultimate wireless keyboard? You know, the kind of keyboard that allows you to do anything from a distance, in ridiculous comfort? Well, the ProMini Wireless Keyboard with Trackpad ($69.99) fits the bill, allowing you to pretty much do whatever you’d want to do with your electronics. It’s almost scary.

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While I didn’t dislike it, I was certainly disappointed in Ricky Gervais’s The Invention of Lying. It just never seemed to gel into the kind of transcendent piece he was capable of. Well, Gervais and co-writer/co-director Stephen Merchant have hit all the right notes with the elegant, elegiac Cemetery Junction (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$30.96 SRP), a period piece about a trio of friends in a dead-end town in 1970’s England and the difficulties in dreaming yourself out of a bleak future. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, interviews, featurettes, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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I didn’t think I’d much care for it, but I was pleasantly delighted by Emma Thompson’s Nanny McPhee (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP), which has a verve and fun energy that elevates it beyond just a Mary Poppins clone. It’s now in high definition, with an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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It’s the full text – a rarity in filmed form – and one can certainly say that Kenneth Branagh’s Hamlet (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) is an epic, star-studded undertaking. Whether one can say it’s entertaining is a matter of taste – personally, I tend to drift in and out of it. Still, it does look incredible in high definition – as it was filmed in 65mm. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, introduction from Branagh, the 1996 Cannes Film Festival promo, and the theatrical trailer.

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Claire Danes is wonderful as the lead in the biopic Temple Grandin (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), about a young woman who didn’t let autism – a mysterious condition during her childhood of which little was known – stand in her way, as she eventually became an expert in animal behavior. Oh, just watch it. Bonus features include an audio commentary and a making-of featurette.

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Never really watched One Tree Hill (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), but I’m sure there’s a dedicated fanbase eager for the complete 7th season set, where they’ll also be rewarded with deleted scenes, featurettes, audio commentaries, and a gag reel.

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Despite knowing the creators/showrunners, I’ve never been able to get into Courtney Cox’s MILF comedy Cougar Town (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP). Maybe it’s because the writing just seems so forced (something the creators/showrunners suffered from on the latter seasons of their previous show, Scrubs). Either way, the first season set contains featurettes, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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Take a group of overweight Brits, dress them in period clothes, and make them participate in weight loss regimens commensurate with those periods. What do you have? The documentary series The Diets That Time Forgot (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP).

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Saved from the ax by DirecTV, the 4th season of Friday Night Lights (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) changes things up in its truncated 13 episodes, bringing in new characters in the aftermath of the splitting of the school district. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, intros, and a trio of featurettes.

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It’s been a slightly bumpy road the past few seasons, but everything course-corrected and ended exactly as everyone thought it would in the fourth and final season of Ugly Betty (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP), as Betty steps out of her awkward, ugly duckling phase. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, webisodes, featurettes, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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The fine folks at Sideshow continue to deliver tremendously spiffy collectibles to Disney fans, following up on their incredible premium format Evil Queen from Snow White and The Rocketeer with an absolutely massive mquette of Fantasia‘s Chernabog ($299.99). Clocking in at 18″ high and an expansive 13″ wide, the piece contains a light feature that illuminates the underside of the demon’s front section, and the Sideshow Exclusive edition also contains one of Chernabog’s minions.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Party Favors: Zenph Is My Co-Pilot

Filed under: Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:21 am

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WAKEFIELD, NC – Deep in the woods of Raleigh, I felt the ghost of Glenn Gould. He’s been dead since 1982, but there he was at a grand piano playing the first of Bach’s The Goldberg Variations.

His body wasn’t hunched over the keyboard on his collapsible chair. He wasn’t humming away as he played. But it was unmistakably Gould. The keys of the Yamaha DCFIIIAPRO were stuck in his iconic way. His music filled the classical music concert hall covered in maple and cherry wood.

How can this be? Who conjured the Canadian classical music genius? Zenph Sound Innovations figured a way to make dead fingers play. This isn’t merely a piano roll, fake stereo treatment or a new noise reduction that goes beyond Dolby.

There is no other way to describe the technological miracle except in spiritual terms. This is the closest we’ll ever get to truly experience Gould without Zenph inventing a time machine. Dr. John Q. Walker and his team developed a program that can take a sound recording, isolate the various instruments, accurately determine the notes and timing and put them through a Yamaha piano with the ability to exactly play the recorded notes with the proper timing and inflection.

This isn’t like that rickety player piano they had at Shakey’s Pizza. It’s not just playing notes like your elderly music teacher insisted. This computerized system replicates the emotion found in the art. It revives the nuance, the timing, the sorrow and the joy given the music by the original musician. If this isn’t quite making sense, here’s a little video about the magic they are doing in the concert hall that’s part of Walker’s house.

Does that help you grasp what Zenph is about? And what an amazing concert space. When we went from his kitchen into the music room, it was like roaming around the TARDIS.

Walker introduced Art Tatum’s as his next “guest.” During the song, the piano gave itself thundering key slaps as if a hand whacked them. Tatum’s music goes beyond the piano when his playing gets transferred into a techno dance song. The thing is that after several hours of the artist’s work is digitized into the computer, the program can decipher the artist’s style. This allows the computer to determine how they’d play a new piece of music. How do you think Glenn Gould would play Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance?” The answer might be coming. Zenph allows the artist lives through his art and stakes a claim to the present. Someday Sun Ra might return from Saturn with Zenph as his co-pilot.

The biggest thing they’re doing now is letting the artist reclaim his past. When Sergei Rachmanioff recorded in 1921, he wasn’t captured with an electric microphone. They used a horn and recorded directly onto the master disc. It was a very primitive process with barely any audio dynamics. Zenph was able to take this limited resource to allow the piano to truly play what Rachmanioff’s hands touched that day nearly 80 years ago. Instead of making excuses and accepting limitations, the robot piano gave us the majesty of the Master. The quiet passages are no longer buried under the crackle of a 78 shellac. The beauty shines. A strange bi-product of the process is the computer creates accurate sheet music. Zenph discovered that Rachmanioff held back on nearly 30 percent of the notes between what he published and what he played. Classic music publishers are extremely excited about finally getting the real deal to sell.

Zenph is creating methods to recreate a variety of instruments instead of just sticking to the piano. They’ve recreated a plucked double bass using a strange device from Germany that looks like a Tesla creation. We were treated to a virtual duet featuring Ray Brown on the techno double bass and Oscar Peterson on the robot piano. In the future, you can have all star bands with ghosts mingling with their breathing members. This isn’t merely the trick of playing along with an old tape of a dead artist. The missing musicians won’t be limited by their past. Soon there might be singing. Voice is the one thing they really want to crack. Imagine how it would be to finally liberate Enrico Caruso from his 10 inch cell? This is a few years down the road so don’t line up for Kate Smith sings Kiss yet.

Zenph is not merely working in the concept. They’ve already released several records under their “Re-performance” title that have been Grammy nominated. Violinist Joshua Bell has a duet with Rachmaninoff. For the Glenn Gould Re-performance of the 1955 version of Goldberg Variations, they placed stereo microphones where Gould’s head would have been. When you put on the headphones, you’re hearing what Gould heard behind the keyboard. They’ve also taken their show on the road to let audiences hear a glorious sound that goes beyond Memorex. Their Art Tatum: Piano show at the Apollo in 2008 had actor Paul Butler (Crime Story) as a club owner working with Tatum’s ghost at they keyboard. By the end of the run, the place was packed. How would the artist feel about such an event? Glenn Gould quit touring at the height of his fame in 1964. He hated the touring process. It’s pretty much certain he would have sent out the robot piano to collaborate with symphonies around the world. If you want to see the technology in a concert setting, Zenph is planning a show at New York’s Lincoln Center.

Zenph represents a strange new world of music where an artist is no longer limited by their recording technique. They’re no longer limited by death. They can continue to have an active career working with the top artists of the day. Sting has expressed interest in a duet with Louis Armstrong. I couldn’t help thinking the ultimate band to devise a complete album with this technology is Steely Dan. Walter Becker and Donald Fagen could allow themselves to be haunted with the ghosts of jazz and classical greats without being overwhelmed. Now there’s no reason they can’t play with their idols instead of merely paying tribute to them. Although eventually Walter and Donald would be the ghosts for the next pair of cynical kids eager for a collaboration.

This isn’t all about superstars being revived. The technology can become personal with the ability to upload tapes of a loved one to hear them play once more on your home piano. We always say art is immortal, but now people can truly become immortal thanks to their musical artistry thanks to Zenph. At the end of the presentation, I kept looking around to see Thomas Newton lurking behind curtains.

PAWNDERING

How can TruTV run a series called Hardcore Pawn that isn’t about Ron Jeremy selling off various parts of his collection? The new series that’s going after the Pawn Stars audience is about a Pawn store in Detroit. How depressing. Maybe we’ll get to see how much dreams and an Edsel hubcap fetch? Although this concept could have worked with Kid Rock unloading Pam Anderson’s used strap-on collection. Or Iggy Pop seeing how much he can get for his “first edition” groupies.

COMING SOON

When will we get to see Scott Pilgrim Versus Michael Cera’s Clone Army? Or maybe just Michael Cera Versus a Door Knob?

THAT DOESN’T RING

How come in Goodnight Moon, the bunny refuses to say goodnight to his telephone? Who leaves a telephone next to a little kid’s bed? This simple book has so many questions. How am I supposed to sleep without the answers?

FOOD OF THE GODS

The fine people of Food Lion have put Quisp back in the cereal aisle. The cereal is a spin-off of Cap’n Crunch. It’s just retro joy in my stomach. Run down and get a box so they’ll keep stocking the outer space morning surprise.

Now if only someone would revive Freakies.

Also be quick as Mountain Dew Throwback is delivering the sugar coated goodness. Expect to see blowback from the corn syrup lobby.

ALIEN AROUND THE CORNER

Can they hear you scream in 1080p?

BLU-RAY HEAVEN

Dexter: The Fourth Season was the reason to have cable last year. The Showtime series had its best season yet. Dexter has become sleep deprived with the arrival of his baby. He’s now a father and husband. It’s eating against his serial killer nature. He’s supposed to be a lone wolf. He attempts to get back in the killing game when he meets the Trinity Killer (John Lithgow). Instead of merely killing the killer, Dexter assumes an identity to learn how this guy manages being a husband, father and sociopath. Their friendship goes really wrong. Dexter is a show that just improves with each season. Lithgow makes you forget he was ever in Third Rock from the Sun. The 1080p imagine brings out the details when Lithgow and Michael C. Hall goes the distance. You might want to watch this on a weekend cause you aren’t going to want to go to bed early or wake up for work. You’ll also feel queasy when driving past a Habitat For Humanity site.

CORMAN-VISION

The latest batch of Roger Corman Cult Classics has arrived and it’s worthy of Drive-In glory. This series from Shout! Factory covers his output at New World that covered the 1970s and the early ’80s. He quickly created a studio that rivaled American International Pictures in the world of low budget cinema. They’ve created fresh transfers off the original film elements so these look so much better than the previous video releases.

Piranha: Special Edition is much better than this upcoming Piranha 3D. Joe Dante established himself as a director who knew how to mix dark humor and grotesque violence without diffusion. A military scientist has created intelligent piranha that can swim outside the Amazon river. A couple stupid people release them into a river. They head downstream to a kiddie summer camp and a brand new aquatic park. There’s more blood and guts in this film than Jaws. The great Richard Deacon even appears in the film. Paul Bartel was robbed of Oscar glory for his uptight camp counselor that wants all the kids in the water – no excuses. This Special Edition brings together all the bonus features of previous DVDs along with more extras to juice up the experience. The Making of documentary lets Joe talk about how his budget got slashed right before the shoot. Even under such tight restraints, he figured out how to shoot around water without turning into Waterworld.

Humanoids From the Deep is an eco-horror film. Turns out a local salmon fishery has been messing with hormones. Instead of bigger fish, the science creates mutant underwater men that are intent on two things: killing men and breeding with women. But the most horrifying thing on the screen is the perm on Vic Morrow (The Bad News Bears). He’s a redneck fisherman who doesn’t like the local Indians. He uses the aqua-attacks as a disguise to go after the friends of Doug McClure (The Land that Time Forgot). The action explodes during the Salmon festival on the docks. The monsters attack Miss Salmon and she fights back. Turns out the original director cut back on the monsters’ breeding moments so Corman sent a second crew to capture the unnatural bonding. This also explains why there’s no director’s commentary. But there are dozens of interviews including composer James Horner. Even though he’s made a fortune with the soundtracks of Titanic and Avatar, he remains proud of his Humanoid notes. If you only see one film about mutant salmon, let it be Humanoids From the Deep.

Deathsport/BattleTruck Double Feature is perfect for a post-apocalyptic night out. Deathsport brings back David Carradine for more futuristic wheeled mayhem after Death Sport 2000. He’s part of a modern primitive society that gets kidnapped by a technoid group. They force him and Claudia Jennings (Gator Bait) to enter the arena to be slaughtered by guards on supercycles. But the duo aren’t going down like that. Not only do they win, they escape with the bikes. This turns into a complicated pursuit that doesn’t quite make sense, but who cares. I recommend a few drinks before hitting play. The commentary track lets the director explain the behind the scenes issues with the shoot. BattleTruck was made in New Zealand at the same time The Road Warrior was being shot. This isn’t a rip-off although it involves a huge truck and a fight for gas. Michael Beck (The Warriors and Xanadu) is the loner who can help the downtrodden locals from a menacing gang that steals gas. One of the downtrodden is John Razenberger (Cliff from Cheers). The film looks great since the DP is two time Oscar winner Chris Menges (The Killing Fields and The Mission).

DVD SHELF

Max Headroom: The Complete Series finally lets me see the show without it being on a decade old crummy dupe tape from Bravo. What a great series. Edison Carter (Matt Frewer) zips around a decaying society that has been zombie-ized by cable news networks. Sounds pretty much like today. He gets his memory scanned into a computer which evolves into the computer generated Max Headroom. They only made 14 episodes. They don’t have the British pilot movie: 20 Minutes Into the Future. This was remade as the “Blipverts” episode so you’re only missing out on the English cast that wasn’t brought to ABC. While Shout! Factory couldn’t license the numerous Max Headroom related video like his New Coke commercials, they interview so many folks to give a complete oral portrait of the faux-CGI talking head. The series really gets extremely scathing about what TV channels will do in the future although it didn’t predict flat screens.

Ugly Betty: The Complete Fourth and Final Season is a bit of a shock. How could a show that started out with such a head of steam completely collapse? It’s not like they cut Betty’s hair. Doesn’t help when the network decides to move the show to Friday nights (home of the corpses). They do give Betty a promotion to associate features editor at Mode magazine. The finale has more nervous news. In the end, this shouldn’t have been too much of surprise since the magazine market is suffering. Think of how many titles have vanished from the airport newstand. At least they didn’t cast Anthony Anderson as the new publisher (he’s the 21st Century Ted McGinley).

Cougar Town: The Complete First Season finally lets Courteney Cox unleash her inner vixen. She’s a new divorcee eager to make up for all the time she was stuck being the good wife and mother. She’s ready to work all the young men in her Florida town. She’s a desperate housewife without all the soap opera. The only thing that causes tension in her life is when a young guy says he loves her. She’s not eager to return to that life. Although she’s got no problem getting a little action from her ex-husband. The show was created by the guy behind Scrubs so it has that quirky factor going in the comedy. This is so much better than Dirt.

Numb3rs: The 6th Season is really the final season. This was the last go around for the math based FBI show starring Rob Morrow, David Krumholtz and Judd Hirsch. The producers bring the show to an end with major betrayals and bumps in the 16 episodes. Morrow ends up losing his gun. The people who find it go on a crime spree. Is this ugliness going to ruin his engagement? There’s lots of brutal crimes with brainy solutions. John Michael Higgins pops up on “Dreamland.” Lou Diamond Phillips (La Bamba) takes one of Morrow’s men hostage to prove he’s innocent in “Ultimatum.” Henry Winkler (The Fonz) gets brought back to help on the DB Cooper case. Believe it or no, William Katt (Greatest American Hero) appears in “And the Winner Is….” A good run for a show that made geeks capture goons.

90210: The Second Season brings us back for more high school dramatics at West Beverly. The CW series does a good job at updating the ’90s late night soap by letting the kids text message and talk about youtube. Naomi Clark (AnnaLynne McCord) rebounds from her break up by hooking up with a married guy. That’s got to be nasty when you have to tell your wife that you need to attend your mistress’s JV Prom. Even in this free living part of America, the kids still get upset when their steadies kiss the wrong person. There’s pregnancy and cancer scares hitting them. The final episode has Mr. Cannon sexually assaults Naomi. Who will believe her side of the story? There’s 22 episodes spread over 6 DVDs.

NCIS: The Complete 7th Season once more makes me feel happy that David McCallum is on a hit series. His role as Medical Examiner Ducky Mallard has lasted longer than his iconic tenure on The Man From U.N.C.L.E. The unit is run by Mark Harmon so David’s not carrying the show. The season starts off with Ziva being released after her capture where terrorists wanted to know about NCIS. “Reunion” murders three guests at a bachelor party including a hanging, alcohol poisoning and a toilet drowning. This can’t be a coincidence. “Child’s Play” has a military intelligence officer using baby geniuses to crack codes. The end of the season has Mexican druglord action. Everybody wants a piece of NCIS. The bonus features include Cast Roundtable, 150th Episode, and a commentary track with Mark Harmon, Arvin Brown & Gary Glasberg. The 24 episodes are spread over 6 DVDs.

The Good Heart brings together Paul Dano (There Will Be Blood) and Brian Cox (Zodiac) as two unlikely friends. They meet up in the intensive care unit of a hospital when the homeless Paul hangs himself and the cranky tavern owner Brian has his fifth heart attack. While mending the two bond. Brian decides this wayward youth might be the perfect person to mold into the future tavern owner. There’s a lot of learning moments for Paul since Brian has major rules when it comes to the business. The place is a complete dive with nothing to fancy for his regulars. Paul breaks the number one rule of what makes a success when he gets involved with Isild Le Besco. She’s a French stewardess who has been overcome by a fear of flying. It’s three damaged people inside a decaying bar. Cox and Dano need to work again in a cleaner space.

George A. Romero’s Survival of the Dead: 2- Disc Ultimate Undead Edition brings more zombie nation action to the screen. Over 40 years after his Night of the Living Dead, Romero keeps up the creep action. This time we’re taken to Plum Island where two families feud over what to do with the walking dead. One side wants to kill them while the other holds out hope for “curing” them. How can you cure a zombie other than leaving them in a smoke house with a salt coating? The families are like the Hatfields and the McCoys in the time of zombies. Can there be peace on this island between the living people? What really matters is the numerous cool ways the Romero has the zombies and a few of the living snuffed. The bonus action on this set includes the documentary “Walking After Midnight,” lots of footage of Romero at work, the HDNet special and a guide to creating your own zombie bite. Who wouldn’t want to wear a zombie bite for Halloween?

Trailer Park: Innocence Mission

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By Christopher Stipp

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Innocence Mission- Interview

I remember taking a cab when I lived in the city of Chicago to see The Innocence Mission in 2006. It was a cold night, and they were playing a small club, but I couldn’t have been more excited. The band was riding a small wave of popularity with a couple of singles, most notably Bright As Yellow which became ubiquitous as their signature song around this time. Meeting them after the show was done I was struck with how disaffected they were with popularity. Meeting lead singer Karen Peris and talking with her I’ll never forget simply because of how low-key and genial she was, the moment captured with a ballpoint autograph on a CD single I brought with me.

Her personality is the person you hear coming through the speakers  and as they went from playing clubs to touring with Natalie Merchant when she broke from the 10,000 Maniacs they never conformed to any logic that dictated that you needed to change your “sound” with every progressive release. It’s almost a cliche at this point to hear how bands say “this” release is a real departure for them or that the band has never sounded better. But with every album Innocence Mission has released since 1995, 6 albums in total, they’ve kept things just as they’ve always been. With a sound that has been compared to The Sundays, I would say they possess a sound that is wholly their own. With an emphasis with muted percussion and deft guitar work, with Karen’s vocals languidly smoothing everything out, they are neither folk nor are they easy listening. The newest album out now, My Room in the Trees, is a testament to their power as a group that produces catchy, low-key songs that embody everything good about what’s possible with modern music that evokes the music you would play on a rainy morning or a gentle Sunday afternoon spent relaxing. The band answered some questions I submitted about their process and what it has been like to be together over two decades.

My Room in the Trees is available now.

my-room-in-the-trees-web1CHRISTOPHER STIPP: What drives you to keep putting out albums? Many bands from the mid-90’s who had some popularity are all but extinct yet you keep producing quality material.

THE INNOCENCE MISSION: It is really just a love of music, and an on-going searching for ways to express things that can’t really be expressed.  Also it’s partly because of the kind letters we’ve received that we keep recording the songs and sharing them out loud. Otherwise I think I would just sings the songs to myself. But this way, it is like joining in a conversation with other people. That’s the way it feels to me, anyway.

CS: Does age slow your desire to play live? I saw you on a few dates during Natalie Merchant’s solo tour many many years ago and I recently found myself hoping you would get out of the house more often.

TIM: Well, not really age, as much as circumstance.  Not wanting to leave our kids made me take a long break from touring, and then, maybe because of not using it in that way,  my voice has sort of un-adapted itself to singing for long periods of time.  Performing is a whole other discipline, so different from writing.  The thing I miss is being able to meet and be with such kind people in different places. It really was a privilege that I enjoyed for a lot of years.  Maybe we can do concerts again someday.

CS: The creative process. Has it gotten easier with the band being together for as long as it has? I would assume that the well you go to for inspiration constantly changes but are you finding there is always something new to write about?

TIM: Yes, I think there is always a lot to write about. But I am not always as aware of  this.  And then some days I feel that I want to try to  write about every small aspect of a single moment, I get excited about words,  about trying to see the words, and  mapping out poems. It goes like that. Music is different, though. Music is more immediately discoverable. It is almost always easy to become absorbed in composing something new.

CS: The actual recording process. Some people go to exotic locations, mess with the physical ways they lay down tracks, work with an arcane producer who is convinced they can get “something new” out of the band, but you don’t seem to share any of those notions. Do you have favorite method when you have a batch of songs that need recording?

TIM: We used to travel to record and that was nice, too.  But recording at home has been better for our music, I think.  It is just us here, in our studio, and so we can take the time to really hear and to try to do our best with every song.  I don’t know if I have a favorite method, other than thinking that just about every song should have pump organ on it.

CS: Is there an Innocence Mission sound? I hear many bands talk about wanting to reinvent themselves after album, after album but you’ve, delightfully, stayed consistent. Do you ever feel pressure that you should change it up?

mission-2010_2TIM: Well,  we really don’t think about the songs in that way. We don’t talk about changing or not changing.  We just try to strive for the sounds that we’re hearing for each song.  The first two albums are dramatically different from what we’ve made over the last twelve years or so, since Birds of My Neighborhood.   It took a little while for us to find our way.

CS: The world consumes music differently than it did when you first came onto the scene. Do you see people’s shifting methods to getting music as a benefit to where you are today or are you finding yourselves on the outside looking in because of how fractured the marketplace is? Has it even mattered to you at all, the business of getting your music out into the world?

TIM: I have to admit, I don’t really think about it that much.  I do see that new music in general is more accessible to everyone now, which is great.

CS: What does it take to stay together in a band like this? Is it easy for a group best known for its delicate arrangements? I would imagine any fighting is done politely and with the kind of manners usually reserved for those at a swanky dinner party.

TIM: That’s funny.  Well, we don’t usually have fights about music. And if we do, it’s always Don’s fault. (Kidding). Working together on recordings has always been such a big part of our friendship and marriage. It’s not something I have to question, but I am grateful for it.

CS: This album in particular, what was the impetus for making it? Was there any great event that hurried you into the studio or was it a slow, progressive build-up of material?

TIM: It was just the enjoyment of writing and making the recordings. It does seem to take a long while to have a group of songs that we still feel close to over time.  But that’s okay. It always seems better not to be in too much of a hurry to finish a record.

CS: What are your hopes for the future of this band? Do you see yourselves continuously putting out new material every now and then?

TIM: I hope to be able to keep writing.   I hope the songs will be worthy of sharing. That’s about it.

August 19, 2010

Contest Round-Up: 2010-08-19

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Classic Media, we’re giving away three (3) copies of ROCKY & BULLWINKLE: SEASON 4 on DVD.

In conjunction with HBO Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS: THE COMPLETE SERIES on DVD.

In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of PAWN STARS: THE COMPLETE SEASON TWO on DVD.

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In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of GANGLAND: SEASON FIVE on DVD.

In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE UNIVERSE: OUR SOLAR SYSTEM on Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away one (1) prize pack containing six History Channel Instant Expert DVDS – EGYPT, THE FRENCH REVOLUTION, THE MAYFLOWER, BEN FRANKLIN, BEOWULF, THE STORY OF OIL.

In conjunction with Adult Swim Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of TITAN MAXIMUM on DVD.

In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away a copy of TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: TURTLES FOREVER on DVD.

In conjunction with Image Entertainment, we’re giving away two (2) copies of $5 A DAY on DVD.

In conjunction with Rhino Records, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE SWITCH soundtrack on CD.

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