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You remember playing Doctor Who on the Super Nintendo, right?
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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…
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It was seen as a strident, preachy end to The Little Tramp when it originally premiered, but the years have proven what lovely political stand Charlie Chaplin was taking with The Great Dictator (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), released while the US was still actively avoiding entry into Europe’s war. The new Criterion edition features a beautiful print of the film with enhanced sound, plus an audio commentary, an in-depth documentary, visual essays, color production footage, a pair of Barbershop sequences that predate the famous one in the film, and the re-release trailer. A brilliant, must-have addition to your high-def library.

If you’re not wanting to spring for an expensive pad but you need to eliminate heat build-up under your laptop, try the Cool Feet Airpsace For Laptops ($9.99), which is simply a quartet of suction-cupped feet that attach to the bottom of your laptop. Simple as that.

It’s always a beautiful thing to see two actors at the top of their game, particularly when they’re both in the same film. Papillon (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) is not only a great prison escape film whose arrival to high definition is most welcome, but it also features Dustin Hoffman and Steve McQueen at their powerful peak, lighting up every scene they share. Sadly, bonus materials are limited to a featurette and the theatrical trailer, but having the film look and sound this good is good enough for me.

It’s not Pixar, but Gnomeo & Juliet (Touchstone, Rated G, 3DBlu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) doesn’t want to be a work of art – it just wants to be a fun, funny romp, which it is. C’mon, telling a Romeo & Juliet riff with garden gnomes and other assorted backyard denizens is just goofy enough to be enjoyable. Bonus materials include alternate endings, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a music video. And really, if you’re in the least bit a smart shopper, you’ll go ahead and purchase the 3D release, as the set contains not only the multidimensional marvel disc, but also the standard 2D Blu-Ray and the old-fangled DVD, as well. It just makes sense.

If you’re looking for pulse-pounding cinematic science fiction, you’re not going to find it in Andrei Tarkovsky’s Solaris (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), which has made the transition to high definition courtesy of the fine folks at Criterion. However, if you like the psychological drama and mystery of a more recent film like Moon, you’ll probably enjoy this. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, interviews, a documentary excerpt, and deleted scenes.

If Apocalypse Now is the operatic version of the Vietnam War, then Oliver Stone’s Platoon (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) tries to more closely approximate the gritty reality from the perspective of an actual veteran. Though, I have to say, I still prefer Apocalypse, but having Stone’s film in high definition is a nice addition. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted/extended scenes, featurettes, documentaries, TV spots, and the theatrical trailer.

If you’ve held off on picking The Kids In The Hall: The Complete Series (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$99.95 SRP) because the box was just too big for you, now’s the time to pick up this must-have set, as it’s been slimmed down considerably and also now includes the 8-part IFC miniseries that reunited the guys, Death Comes To Town. The sets is also packed with interviews, audio commentary, best-of compilations, rare sketches, and more.

Studios can latch onto just about any day and turn it into an excuse to release a special anniversary edition of one of their catalogue titles, and Warners has done just that with a pair of new-to-Blu-Ray titles ostensibly making their debut to commemorate the 150th anniversary of the Civil War – Gettysburg (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) & Gods & Generals (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP). Both feature the extended director’s cuts, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, trailers, and more.

Long before Days of Thunder or Hal Needham, Grand Prix (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP) was the first film that really tried to – and succeeded in – capturing the speed and energy of car racing. The fact that it also starred the ever-likable James Garner was also a definite plus. Besides a lovely high definition transfer, the special edition features 5 in-depth featurettes and the theatrical trailer.

While Warners releases Grand Prix on Blu-Ray, Paramount digs up the Steve McQueen racing movie Le Mans (Paramount, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP) which featured McQueen doing much of his own racing as a driver determined to win the famous race the year after a devastating accident. Bonus materials include a making-of featurette and the theatrical trailer.

Previously available, for some reason you can now pick up a standalone edition of Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky (MGM, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) that drops all of the bonus materials available on previous editions, substituting in collectible booklet packaging. Very odd.

Has the Royal Wedding already come and gone? So fast! If you’d like to relive all of the memories, the BBC has put together an overview of their coverage titled, appropriately, The Royal Wedding: William & Catherine (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP), running over 2 hours and including a 50-minute documentary about their courtship. However, if you prefer a dramatized version of that courtship, there’s the Lifetime original movie William & Kate (Lifetime, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP), which does exactly what it says on the tin.

As kids growing up in the 80’s, I think we knew instinctively when something was a low-rent rip-off of a far more popular property, and that’s exactly what I felt about the Gobots, which were the bane of any kid hoping to get a Transformers figure from a clueless (often frugal) parent. Relive just how sad the rip-off was with Warner Archive’s release of the original miniseries Challenge Of The Gobots (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.95).

While I wouldn’t say it’s a great, must-see film, I Am Number Four (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP) was at least enough of a thriller and featured enough unexpected twists to keep me interested, which is a lot more than most films can do. It’s almost as if producer Michael Bay remembered how to make a film. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, a featurette, and bloopers.

I think the most endearing thing about Nickelodeon’s CG-animated series Fanboy & Chum Chum (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) is its unbridled giddy exuberance. It’s just a fun, funny, raucous good time. I just wish the initial release was more than 8 episodes. Bonus features include animated shorts and the pilot episode for the Jimmy Neutron spin-off Planet Sheen.

Have running out of ice roads to be anticlimactic on, the franchise has decided to further move the whole affair into artifice by dropping the drivers into crazy dangerous roads around the world with the first season of IRT Deadliest Roads (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP). The 3-disc set contains all 10 episodes, plus additional footage.

Via rare archival footage and personal interviews, the History Channel documentary Reagan (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) seeks to paint a balanced portrait of our 40th President. You’ll ultimately walk away with your own view on the man and his presidency, but it’s an interesting piece nonetheless.

You know, if they’d actually given half an effort to make Brad Meltzer’s Decoded (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP) into the Mythbusters of conspiracy theories, it might actually be a worthwhile show. Instead, it’s a collection of crackpot theories poorly investigated into half-assed conclusions. Sad, really.

Before he moved on to making big-budget blasé blockbusters, Ron Howard put his child actor past behind him as part of Roger Corman’s stable of actor/filmmakers, as the latest double feature release from the Corman Collection will enlighten you with Eat My Dust/Grand Theft Auto (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP). Dust starred Howard, while Grand Theft Auto both starred and was his directorial debut. Bonus features include audio commentaries, interviews, an intro from Corman, and TV spots.

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…
-Ken Plume
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IRT: DEADLIEST ROADS – BLU-RAY REVIEW
I am a reality television fiend when it comes to ICE ROAD TRUCKERS.
Yes, there is no ice this time around but that doesn’t make this series any less thrilling. Missing a few episodes when it aired and then just waiting for the chance to see all the episodes all at once when it hit Blu-ray this was really well worth the wait. For those of us who enjoy series like this IRT: DEADLIEST ROADS does not disappoint.
Instead of cold driving truck drivers going across snowy strips of ice we’ve got a trio of drivers making their way on some of the most sinister roads in India. Brimming with genuine humor and the kind of appeal that makes shows like The Amazing Race some of the best television, this show was a delightful diversion for the junk that passes for other reality television out there.
The show is concerned with place and nowhere does it look better than in the Blu-ray presentation of the colors that drench India’s landscape. Filled with hope, heart, and true vertigo, this is a show that doesn’t need you to have seen other programs in the IRT series. For example, when the show sees our drivers battling gravity instead of frostbite, the drivers wheeling perilously close to edges of mountains and roads that simply fall straight shown there is a real sense of danger. Too often the staged antics of other shows take on an unexciting quality but in Deadliest Roads we have true fear. A rarity these days.
It wholly stands on its own and was, perhaps, one of the better programs to come out on Blu-ray this year. Highly recommended to anyone needing a show that is honest and fun. Such a small thing to ask for but it delivers big.
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“IRT: Deadliest Roads – The Complete Season One” on Blu-ray!
THIS MAY, FEAR IS DRIVEN TO NEW HEIGHTS WITH THE NEW ACTION-PACKED SPINOFF OF THE #1 HISTORY® SERIES
Get ready to rumble…over some of the most lethal roads in the world with the new, adrenaline-pumping spin-off from ICE ROAD TRUCKERS, the #1 rated series on HISTORY® with IRT: DEADLIEST ROADS!
From the crowded streets of Delhi, to treacherously steep, narrow and congested roads blasted into the mountainside, IRT: DEADLIEST ROADS: THE COMPLETE SEASON ONE, sends today’s toughest drivers to navigate the world’s most dangerous roads, barreling their way through India’s Himalayan highways, some of the most historic – and lethal – on the planet.
Featuring seasoned – and fan-favorite — drivers Rick Yemm, Lisa Kelly and Alex Debogorski, this pulse-pounding series embarks on an exhilarating, exhausting and terrifying adventure, where the difference between life and death is just a few inches…or one very blind corner. Available on both DVD and Blu-ray, fear is driven to new heights as both releases feature nearly eight hours of in-the-cab insanity across 13 white-knuckle episodes, plus additional bonus footage!
On DVD and Blu-ray May 24, 2011!
KABOOM – DVD REVIEW
What an aural experience.
Fueled by self-indulgence and steeped in the hyper sexualized lives of young people who are inwardly looking at every opportunity KABOOM is not for those looking for a leisurely stroll through adolescence.
KABOOM deals with a bizarre kid, played with fascinating energy by Thomas Dekker, who is not only dealing with intense dreams of apocalyptic proportions filled with stark colors and hues but is also a real college kid trying to work through issues of personal identity not the least of which is his own sexuality. Blending elements of the dream world, drug induced hallucination, and more nudity than you can shake your money maker at this movie does not disappoint.
Gregg Araki has always been a filmmaker who seems more interested in the idea rather than the selling of that idea. Nowhere is that more on display than in this film which shows us what the real cost is for someone who knows who he might be and is struggling on both the outside and the inside of what that could be. Superficially, yes, you could see this movie as nothing more than a facile attempt to deconstruct the college experience for those who remember what it was like going through that transitory time in their life but it’s so much more than that. This is a film for those who want to know what it means to internalize their feelings and not know how to make sense of that confusion.
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KABOOM: Sundance veteran Gregg Araki returns to the festival with KABOOM, a hyper-stylized Twin Peaks for the Coachella Generation, featuring a gorgeous, super hot young cast.
The film is a wild, sex-drenched, comical thriller that tells the story of Smith, an ambisexual 18-year-old college freshman who stumbles upon a monstrous conspiracy in a seemingly idyllic Southern California seaside town.
Written and directed by Araki (who has shown eight films at Sundance from his breakthrough The Living End to The Doom Generation to his masterpiece Mysterious Skin) and produced by Araki and his longtime producer Andrea Sperling, the film stars Thomas Dekker, Juno Temple, Haley Bennett, Chris Zylka, Roxane Mesquida, Andy Fischer-Price, James Duval, and Kelly Lynch.
The film made its world premiere in the Main Selection at the 2010 Cannes Film Festival and had its North American premiere at the Toronto Film Festival in September 2010.
I AM NUMBER FOUR – BLU-RAY REVIEW
Let’s get this out of the way: yes, it’s a little like Twilight. Yeah, it’s also like many other super hero films out there.
Now, since we have that out of the way here’s the big shocker: it’s a pretty fun film. I’m not sure whether it was the low expectations or the way in which other people associated it with being one of the marginally disappointing films to come out in the last year but I had a fine time with it.
Just watching this movie about a kid who is on the run from an E.T. who wants to destroy this boy who happens to also be an E.T. He tries to blend in with kids his own age (here comes the TWILIGHT references) but it eventually all comes to a head.
Seeing how this movie shares so much with the usual tropes of paranormal romance films that litter the landscape I could have easily seen myself growing tired with the narrative. However, it’s the second half of this film which really saves it and makes this a decent rental for the cost of a Redbox. The amount of money and effort that goes into battle sequences which really are on par with some of the most fun sci-fi shows on television today I AM NUMBER FOUR is a campy romp down a road that has long since been traveled over again and again. I could not recommend this movie more for the ladies of a certain teenage age demo as I think they would not only find this enjoyable but could learn and appreciate that special effects can go beyond making vampires sparkle.
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On Blu-rayâ„¢ Combo Pack, DVD, Movie Download
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Disc Extras Include Never-Before-Seen Bonus Features, Six Jaw-Dropping Deleted Scenes, Special Featurette on “Becoming Number 6”, Bloopers And More!
Burbank, Calif., April 4, 2011 ““ Just in time for summer break comes the ultimate action-packed, thriller I AM NUMBER FOUR, on Blu-ray, DVD, Movie Download and On-Demand May 24th. Starring sensation Dianna Agron (TV’s “Glee”) and heartthrobs Alex Pettyfer (Beastly) and Timothy Olyphant (TV’s “Justified”), I AM NUMBER FOUR will be available to own as either a 3-Disc Blu-ray Combo Pack (Blu-ray + DVD + Digital Copy), a 1-Disc Blu-ray, and/or 1-Disc DVD that comes packaged complete with never-before-seen bonus features, including deleted scenes, a special featurette, bloopers and more.
From mega-producer Michael Bay (Transformers franchise) and the director of Disturbia, D.J. Caruso, I AM NUMBER FOUR takes viewers on a suspense-filled ride that keeps them on the edge of their seat as they follow the extraordinary story of a young man who is hiding his true identity to evade a deadly enemy that seeks to destroy him.
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About The Cast & Filmmakers:
Based on the young adult novel by Pittacus Lore, I AM NUMBER FOUR stars Dianna Agron (TV’s “Glee”), Alex Pettyfer (Beastly), Teresa Palmer (The Sorcerer’s Apprentice), Timothy Olyphant (TV’s “Justified”) and Kevin Durand (“Lost,” X-Men Origins: Wolverine). This film is directed by D.J. Caruso (Eagle Eye, Disturbia), produced by Michael Bay (Transformers franchise, Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th remakes), and a screenplay by Alfred Gough and Mies Millar (TV’s Smallville, Spider-Man 2, Lethal Weapon 4, The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor) and Marti Noxom (TV’s “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” “Mad Men”).
About The Film:
Three are dead. Who is Number Four? From director D.J. Caruso (Disturbia), producer Michael Bay (Transformers) and the writers of TV’s Smallville, comes this gripping, action-packed thriller. John Smith (Alex Pettyfer) is an extraordinary teen masking his true identity to elude a deadly enemy sent to destroy him. Living with his guardian (Timothy Olyphant) in the small town he now calls home, John encounters unexpected, life-changing events – his first love (Dianna Agron, TV’s Glee), powerful new abilities and a secret connection to the others who share his incredible destiny. Complete with deleted scenes and more, I Am Number Four is an explosive, suspense-filled ride that will take you to the edge of your seat and beyond.
About DreamWorks Studios:DreamWorks Studios is a motion picture company formed in 2009 and led by Steven Spielberg and Stacey Snider in partnership with The Reliance Anil DhirubhaiAmbani Group. Upcoming releases include Cowboys & Aliens, The Help, Fright Night, Real Steel and War Horse.
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LEMONADE MOUTH – DVD REVIEW
I had my daughter watch this movie and report back what she thought. She, and I quote, thought this film was really fun and that every girl should watch it. Now, that said, dad checked it out too to assess that review and I can say that while it wholesale robs blind the Breakfast Club (blasphemy!) the people at Disney have done a bang up job in making a movie that I could enjoy with my girl. If you’re looking for a battle of the bands, of sorts, that deals with one five member ensemble looking to fight it out on life’s proverbial stage this movie hits the, ahem, right notes.
For any parent who is finding it harder and harder to slip in a little innocuous entertainment with all the salaciousness out there Lemonade Mouth is harmless fun and makes me think back to the days when there was more attention given to building up kids’ self-esteem rather than pitting them against one another in order to create conflict.
Look, this isn’t going to win any awards for greatness but in terms of enjoyment this gets a thumbs up from the old man, if you ask me.
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Themes of believing in yourself, following your dreams, celebrating family and staying true to yourself are explored in the triumphant, music-driven “Lemonade Mouth,” a Disney Channel Original Movie based on the book of the same name, set to premiere on Disney Channel.
Geared towards kids, tweens and families, “Lemonade Mouth” tells the story of how a powerhouse band came to be after five uncelebrated students with a passion for music find each other and ultimately become The Voice of their generation.
Directed by award winning film director Patricia Riggen (“La Misma Luna”) and executive-produced by Debra Martin Chase (“The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants,” Disney Channel’s “The Cheetah Girls” movies), the movie showcases a remarkably talented cast led by popular stars of Disney Channel hits: Bridgit Mendler (“Good Luck Charlie”) as lead vocalist Olivia White, Adam Hicks (Disney XD’s “Zeke and Luther”) as keyboardist Wen Giford, Hayley Kiyoko (“Wizards of Waverly Place”) as electric guitarist Stella Yamada, Naomi Scott (Disney Channel UK’s “Life Bites”) as bass guitarist Mohini, and newcomer Blake Michael (who landed the role via an open casting call) as percussionist Charlie Delgado. Also starring are Nick Roux (“The Suite Life on Deck”) as Scott Pickett, Chris Brochu (“Soul Surfer”) as Ray Beach, Tisha Campbell-Martin (“My Wife and Kids”) as music teacher Miss Reznick and Christopher McDonald (“Boardwalk Empire”) as Principal Brenigan.
Eighteen year-old Adam Hicks has songwriting credits on three of the music tracks, marking the first time a cast member has written a song performed in a Disney Channel Original Movie.
“Lemonade Mouth” introduces an unlikely ensemble of five students ““ Olivia, Wen, Stella, Mohini and Charlie ““ who, after meeting in detention, gradually realize their shared musical connection and belief that it’s time for the students of Mesa High to stand up and be heard on things big and small (ranging from the school principal’s exclusive support of the athletic programs to the removal of the popular organic lemonade from the cafeteria). Ultimately, as they open up to each other and form friendships, they start a band – Lemonade Mouth ““that soon resonates with students sidelined by the high school elite. However, not everyone in the school is ready to cheer them on, especially since the popular rock group Mudslide Crush is determined to maintain their headline status and win the coveted Rising Star music competition at Mesa High.
Based on the book Lemonade Mouth by Mark Peter Hughes, the script was written by April Blair, and is directed by award-winning Patricia Riggen (“La Misma Luna” aka “Under the Same Moon”), executive-produced by Debra Martin Chase (“The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants,” Disney Channel’s “The Cheetah Girls” movies), co-produced by Gaylyn Fraiche (“Just Wright,” “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2″³) and choreographed by Chris Scott (“So You Think You Can Dance”). “Lemonade Mouth” was filmed on location in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and is a production of GWAVE Productions, LLC.
Thar She Blows or How Disney Cannibalized a Great Novel, Developed Indigestion and Shot out a CRAPTACULAR! By Ray Schillaci
Let me start off by saying I liked the (not so) original “Pirates of the Caribbean,” even though at the time I was not happy that the powers that be had lifted some great material out of one of my all time favorite novels by Tim Powers, “On Stranger Tides”. The two pompous productions with their flimsy story lines that followed continued to take liberties with this great book. Then I came to find out that Powers, who wrote OST in 1987, had sold the rights to his wondrous novel to Disney. Lo and behold the churning and merging of one of their most popular rides with one of the best fantasy/adventure stories written was to become a franchise. Of course, after three big hits, Disney felt the well might be dry. But like the pirates they are, they continued to pillage and pick whatever meat was left on the bones of their property.
Previous director, Gore Verbinski must have seen the rocks ahead before this ship was about to crash so he abandoned it without hesitation. Johnny Depp, on the other hand, grabbed a life preserver full of money to float away to his pay day while sailing through lines like the monkey over the masts with its precious doubloon. As good as Geoffrey Rush is, he should have kept the dignity he had going with his prestige products and forsaken the harpies’ from Mäuse Kamp.
The greedy execs at Disney saw nothing wrong in dipping into their treasure chest one more time. After all, the crowds were still lining up at the Pirates ride at Disneyland. People still had an appetite for Captain Jack Sparrow.
It didn’t matter that they had cannibalized the property and nearly all that was left (in their one blind eye) was Blackbeard, mermaids and zombie pirates. I can hear the marketing exec before the production was green lit, “Heck, zombies are the new vampire. A TV show already has the franchise!” What they did not realize was when they finally opened that dead man’s chest all that was left were cobwebs and that is what Marshall and company has delivered us with a Captain Jack Sparrow wink and a smile.
Disney, in their infinite wisdom, hired Rob Marshall to commandeer this bloated production. They did it under the auspices of “from the Director of Chicago”. Never mind that it was eight years ago since his last hit. Oh, and they neglected to mention he was also responsible for 2009’s biggest yawn fest, “Nine,” a critical and box office fiasco.
“Pirates…” starts off promising with a foreboding omen fished from the sea and a wily Jack Sparrow posing as a magistrate during a friend’s trial. From there what poses as action or adventure starts up and comes across as tiring as watching Depp take the lead with his character. He looks like he is practically sleepwalking through the role. Nearly gone are the nuances that made Jack so much fun to watch. They only show up occasionally to be poked fun at. Sad to say it’s a flat performance that is as tiresome as director Rob Marshall’s stagey theatrics.
The action sequences can all be summed up in one overly dragged out scene from the second “Pirates…” movie ““ the ridiculous water wheel fight. It was a stupid staged scene that had taken every ounce of spontaneity out of that picture and Marshall seems to have repeated that process with nearly every action sequence. From the moment Sparrow is captured in London, his escape, the fight between the two Jacks and through every weighed down battle, Marshall proves he is far from adept at handling big adventure. In fact, one could probably run the Geena Davis trashed “Cutthroat Island” next to the new “Pirates” movie and one would not be able to tell the difference in the handling of either one of them.
Characters are thin to the point of non-descript and plot holes abound thanks to the lazy writing and directing. Some actors show promise, but they are quick to be walked off the plank for the sake of keeping a fast pace. Otherwise, the average audience may discover how they have been cheated with a bare bones story lacking anything resembling originality.
If there are any jewels to be found in this production it is Ian McShane as the dreaded Blackbeard. Unfortunately, that most interesting character is neutered as well. You can see where McShane is going and one wants to follow him as probably the most interesting one of the bunch, but God forbid any attempt of depth be found in a POTC movie. In fact, Blackbeard is probably the most promising character these films have introduced since Davey Jones, another under used character and actor, Bill Nighy.
Penelope Cruz does prove fetching as Jack’s ex-lover and is a suitable replacement for Keira Knightly. Cruz is far more fun and enjoyable to watch, but once again, saddled with a character not fully realized. The zombie pirates are a complete throwaway along with the hints of voodoo practice. Speaking of throwaways; the dozen or so characters that dart in and out of the movie barely have their names remembered in our mind. So, when somebody dies, we don’t care.
The mermaids are probably the most interesting part of the story with an alluring introduction set up with Gemma Ward. I would have given anything to see a stronger story with Blackbeard and the first mermaid. Ward’s performance (as short as it is) is hypnotic and sets the stage for a steaminess that the franchise rarely has portrayed.
Astrid Berges-Frisbey as Syrena, the captured mermaid is wonderfully mysterious and inviting in her portrayal as well. Her damsel/fish in distress is probably the only emotion captured beautifully in this otherwise cold film. Sadly, whatever is intimidated between her and the underwritten character of Philip, played honorably by Sam Claflin, becomes lost in the shuffle with nothing ever explained as to what happens to the both of them.
Had Disney set its ego aside and originally did the book instead of giving us a movie adapted for their famous ride we would have had the greatest adventure ever put on film. It could have surpassed anything Lucas or Spielberg ever developed. Instead, we get possibly the most bumbling and funny pirate since Bob Hope on a peg leg and run the character into the ground by the time we hit round two.
At the end of the picture, I could not help but feel irritated when credit is given to two time fantasy award winning author Tim Powers as a story suggested by him even though this may be true. “POTC: On Stranger Tides” bears little resemblance to Powers’ novel, but there would have never been a franchise if it were not for the purchase of OTS. I only hope for Mr. Powers’ sake that he was paid handsomely. I would suggest any of you out there looking for a great read, pick up his book ASAP.
In the end; the franchise continues to kill at the box office, a fifth screenplay has already been written, waiting for Mr. Depp to commit and the audience debates whether or not a POTC movie seen in 3D is worth shelling out a few more doubloons to get their timbers shivered. Also, it comes right down to the kids. Will they continue to come out in waves after this weekend or will the movie take a well deserved dip? My kids were divided. My 17 year-old was disappointed, sighting a lot of unanswered questions, lack of purpose of the characters and not being thrilled that Jack Sparrow was the lead. My 11 year-old loved it. He reveled in the piratry, locations, the “awesome” ships, mermaids, Jack Sparrow and Blackbeard and did not care too much about what the story was about ““ just like the filmmakers.


Watch this and hope along with me that someone pitches a Grumpy Old Men take with Leonard Nimoy & William Shatner…
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These Muppet trailers just make me feel even worse about the damn movie. GAH! And if you’re going to direct a Muppet Movie, at least learn how to FRAME THEM in the shot without showing the sleeve (1:03)…
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Disney World finds a new way to make Star Wars awkward. Watch the whole cringeworthy thing and question everything you ever believed in….
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New Muppet Movie trailer – Great way to sell them to a new audience, guys – Make it awkwardly meta & barely feature them. Sigh. Jason Segal makes the same mistake with a Muppet film that Disney made in the 90’s – IT’S NOT ABOUT YOUR STORY. IT’S ABOUT THE MUPPETS…
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I do believe this is Adam Savage’s Doctor Who audition tape…
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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…
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This really is a golden age for Doctor Who fans, as the DVD releases of classic storylines are coming fast & furious, with another quartet now available – the Peter Davison stories Snakedance and Kinda (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP each) and the Jon Pertwee stories Terror Of The Autons (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) and Planet Of The Spiders (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP). All of them are TARDIS-full of bonus features, including commentaries, featurettes, trailers, interviews, and more.

I’m a sucker for a specific task kitchen widget that also taps into childhood nostalgia, so you can imagine my delight at being able to put a homemade spin on corn dogs with the Corn Dog Factory ($24.99), which is an easy-to-use widget to make – you guessed it – corn dogs. Isn’t that fantastic?

With the fourth volume of Bloom County: The Complete Library (IDW, $39.99 SRP), we fully entered the golden age of Berkely Breathed’s legendary strip, as it contains many of the strips and satire that firmly placed Opus & friends into the pop culture landscape. Hopefully you’ve been picking up these volumes – and if not, why not? GO! GET!

Prepare for Father’s Day with a pair of new-to-Blu-Ray catalogue classics from Fox – John Wayne in The Comancheros and Paul Newman & Jackie Gleason in The Hustler (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP each). Both look better than ever, and sport audio commentaries and featurettes galore. Oh, and both are must-haves.

If you’re a big fan of Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett’s post-MST3K endeavor Rifftrax, you owe it to yourself to partake of the heightened energy of a pair of new live show releases, that were originally beamed to theaters around the country – Rifftrax Live: House On Haunted Hill Riffed Live From Nashville 2010 & Rifftrax Live: Reefer Madness Riffed Live From San Diego 2010 (Legend Films, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP each). Heck, the Nashville show even has a special set from special guest Paul F. Tompkins.

I can’t remember the last time I was surprised by the end of a romantic comedy, as the resolution of the couple-to-be is pretty well set in storytelling cliché by now, so my enjoyment of a romantic comedy comes largely from the journey. No Strings Attached (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is an enjoyable flick due largely to the unexpected chemistry between Aston Kutcher and Natalie Portman as the inevitable couple whose lifelong crossed paths culminates in an agreement to become casual sex partners and nothing more. You can guess what happens from there. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

In the 4th season of The Lucy Show (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$42.99 SRP), Lucille Ball’s Lucy Carmichael ups stakes and moves to sunny California, which means the guest star quotient increases even beyond its usual level, in including Bob Crane and Mickey Rooney. Bonus features include clips, promos, vintage openings & closings, and more.

I wish it weren’t the case, but the eighth season of Penn & Teller: Bullshit (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$31.99 SRP) isn’t nearly as strong as the earlier seasons, which owes largely to the feeling that the duo are scraping the bottom of the topic barrel and delivering material they don’t feel quite as passionately about.

I am not the audience for Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (Paramount, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), the bubblegum hair popper’s concert film. No, I’m most definitely not. But for the audience of pre-teen girls still enamored with his inoffensive tunes and robotic stylings, this special edition is sure to be tops on their must-have list.

While we’re still not to the season that contains my absolute favorite episode, if you’ve yet to pick up the stellar high definition sets of Rod Serling’s classic anthology series, you can at least start with the newly-released Twilight Zone: Season 4 (Image, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$99.98 SRP), featuring all 18 episodes plus more bonus features than you can shake a cord of sticks at. Not only do you get all of the bonus materials from the original release, but also 13 new audio commentaries and a vintage audio interview with DP George Clemens.

While Trading Places and 48 Hours remain the greatest of Eddie Murphy movies in my estimation, it’s a welcome addition to the high definition library to get Beverly Hills Cop (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP) on Blu-Ray. Bonus materials include an audio commentary from director Martin Brest, featurettes, a location map, and the theatrical trailer.

While many studios have been dumping sub-par catalogue releases in massive Blu-Ray waves, MGM has decided to release a wave of many films buffs consider must-haves – The Terminator (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), The Manchurian Candidate (MGM, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$44.95 SRP), The Usual Suspects (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), Dead Man Walking (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$44.95 SRP), Leaving Las Vegas (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), Hotel Rwanda (MGM, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), and Some Like It Hot (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP). All of the discs port over the special features from their most recent DVD editions, including commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more. They’ve also thrown in a pair of westerns – The Horse Soldiers (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$16.99 SRP) and The Misfits (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) – for good measure.

More insidious than wartime physical injuries, the effects of what has been termed everything from shell shock to post-traumatic stress disorder in soldiers is explored in the documentary Wartorn: 1861-2020 (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The disc also contains a post-premiere panel discussion at the Pentagon.

Did you know that Jackie Gleason and Steve McQueen did a film together in the 60’s? Co-written by Blake Edwards? No? Neither did I, until the Warner Archive Collection made Soldier In The Rain (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.95) available. It’s actually a pretty strong dramedy, anchored by its leads, that had the misfortune of being released the same week as the Kennedy assassination.

It’s always nice just to have a disc that you can put in and show off your fancy a/v setup at home – One that looks and sounds pretty darn spiffy. The high definition IMAX documentaries Search For The Great Sharks and The Greatest Places (Inception, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP each) both fit the bill, with one taking you under the sea and the other taking you around the rest of the world.

Now that we’ve got the full run of the Six Million Dollar Man on DVD, it’s left to The Bionic Woman (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) to catch up, and with the release of the 2nd season, it’s one step closer. The 5-disc set contains all 24 episodes, plus audio commentaries, a featurette, a pair of Six Million Dollar Man crossover episodes, and a photo gallery.

MGM continues to drop almost a literal ton of catalogue titles via their new MOD (Manufacture On Demand) Limited Edition Collection program, including the David Niven sex romp comedy Old Dracula (MGM, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98), Rita Hayworth & Rex Harrison in The Happy Thieves (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98), Charlton Heston in The Call Of The Wild (MGM, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98), and Michael Caine & James Mason in The Destructors (MGM, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98).

If the big screen live action outing of the Norse god of thunder has whet your appetite for more adventures look no further than the animated feature Thor: Tales Of Asgard (Lionsgate, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), which finds the him on a seemingly harmless treasure hunt which turns deadly dangerous right quick. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a featurette, and an Avengers episode.

Universal drops a pair of newer TV shows on DVD this week, including the debut season of the Piper Perabo-starring CIA procedural Covert Affairs (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) and the second season of the blue blood doctor series Royal Pains (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). Both sets sport audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and gag reels.

The Warner Archive Collection continues to roll out long-forgotten animated oddities from the Hanna-Barbera library with the release of Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos: The Complete Series (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.95), which is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

If Flashpoint (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$42.99 SRP) has one thing going for it, it’s star Enrico Colantoni as the lead negotiator for his police department’s Strategic Response Unit. The 4-disc season 3 set contains all 16 episodes plus featurettes and deleted scenes.

It may just be the Atheist in me, but I’m tired of films about priests regaining their faith in the face of demonic presences. It’s like demons are God’s hitmen. So yeah, I was less than interested in The Rite (New Line, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which finds a seminary student questioning his faith who’s sent to understudy a legendary exorcist priest played by Anthony Hopkins. Bonus materials include an alternate ending, a featurette, and additional scenes.

I know there are many people I love and respect who love Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job! (Adult Swim, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), but I’m not one of them. I don’t subscribe to the school that weird automatically equals funny, and find their constant bizarre antics grating. Still, fans will enjoy this season 5 set, sporting 10 episodes plus special features.

Hey! Doctor Who fans of both Tom Baker’s 4th Doctor and the Daleks can pick up a pair of action figure sets spotlighting the classic Baker stories Genesis Of The Daleks and Destiny Of The Daleks ($54.95 SRP each). Both sets contain episode-specific costume variations of the 4th Doctor, Davros, and a pair of Daleks. As usually, the 5″ Doctor Who figure line features impeccable sculpts and fan-friendly choices. So yeah, support the line and get ’em while you can.

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…
-Ken Plume
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DURHAM, N.C. – During lunch a filmmaker tells me that of all the festivals he’s attended with his movies, the Full Frame Documentary Film Festival is the only one he wants to attend as a spectator. He enjoys how the various screens and activities aren’t spread all over the city. There’s a relaxed atmosphere as the festival-goers aren’t hustling hard to get tickets to sold out screenings. It’s a sweet Southern festival in the middle of Tobacco Road. Even the world’s biggest superstar just hangs out with the festival goers inside of hiding behind a wall of security.
Who is the superstar? Elmo! And we have an exclusive chat with him at the end of this column.
The film selection was once more top notch. An ample number of documentaries received their world debut in Durham. There were a few films that had built a buzz at Sundance, but the four days of Full Frame cost less than one day in Park City. Plus there’s little chance of frostbite. Although this year there was a harsh weather reality during the weekend. On Saturday tornados swept through the region although they missed the area around the Carolina Theater. Inside it was just a whirlwind of screenings.
The Bengali Detective appears to be the documentary bound to become a TV series. It’s about Rajesh Ji and his friends who spend their time investigating unsolved crimes when the Kolkata, India police don’t care. That sounds normal enough. But the detectives are also Bollywood actors so they solve cases and go to auditions. It’s a real life Cop Rock. Daily Show‘s Aasif Mandvi needs to turn this into his next film.
Buck is about the real man Robert Redford played in The Horse Whisperer except it’s so much better than the fiction. Buck Brannaman allows the cameras to join him as he hosts a clinic for riders with troubled horses. We quickly learn how messed up Buck’s childhood was. He was a trick roper that went on numerous TV shows to give off that wholesome gleam. But it wasn’t so. He connects with the horses as kindred spirits. The movie has quite a few fearful moments. Ever see a horse bite a guy’s head? Buck has the ability to calm down the wildest of horses. These aren’t the cute horses in the posters around a seven year old girl’s bedroom. The film rightfully won the audience award. The real Buck is so much more compelling than Redford playing a role. Buck completely eclipses The Horse Whisperer. This film is for more than horse fanatics although it shall be the perfect Christmas gift DVD for anyone with a saddle.
A good documentary makes us remember elements of our pop culture past such as Cure for Pain: The Mark Sandman Story. When I saw this title, I pondered if Mark and his band Morphine would make a surprise appearance. I quickly remembered that Mark had died in 1999. Had it been so long? His low voice and bass driven sound made Morphine a great band for foreplay. It was pure libido. The documentary has a low-fi look since so much of his legacy was saved on VHS tape. It’s amazing how much Mark looked like Jon Stewart. The two appeared on Jon’s pre-Daily Show talkshow. Mark did a lot to make Jon Stewart appear sexy in the ’90s. Plenty of his bass peers lend their voice to the oral history including Les Claypool of Primus and Mike Watt of Minutemen, fIREHOSE and the Stooges. Watt’s the man. Mark’s short and mysterious life gets probed. A lot of it remains a mystery. He died of a heart attack at the start of a concert in the countryside outside Rome. While it sounds tragic, in the context of the film, it’s a great way to go. He wasn’t in a nasty plane crash, found with his head blown off or forced to be a celeb-burnout with a wife obsessed with Hello Kitty on VH1. He departed in a divine bliss moment.
Corman’s World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel is the perfect introduction to America’s greatest filmmaker. He’s made hundreds of films over half a century. He’s still producing monster movies for SyFy channel including Dinoshark which is featured in the documentary. Many of the Oscar winning directors that graduated from Corman University contribute to the film except for Francis Ford Coppola. He was probably too buy doing the commentary track for the Jack: Director’s Cut Blu-ray. The film is far from a complete view of Corman. But his impact is so huge, it would need an 9 hour mini-series on TCM. The weird element is how they suggest Roger lost his steam in the mid-70s with the release of Jaws and Star Wars. This two films inspired dozens of similar themed low budget flicks from Corman including Dinoshark. If you’ve been eagerly grabbing Shout! Factory’s Roger Corman’s Cult Classics DVD series, this movie is required viewing. They even give us the night Corman received his Oscar honor. The biggest shock of the film comes from Jack Nicholson’s final testimony about Roger. I won’t spoil it.
Dragonslayer reflects the dangers of not turning off the autofocus on the camcorder. It can hurt an audience’s eyes. Although it is nearly impossible to hurt the star of this film. Josh “Skreech” Sandoval is a skateboarder that made a name with chaotic ways in the bowl. He had sponsors that let him live the dream life. Then he messed up and lost his sponsors. He’s a walking disaster zone who attacks an empty swimming pool without any care for consequences. His comeback starts out right when he gets a cute girlfriend, but there seems to be no big plan on how to reclaim his glory. He lives in a tent behind the house of the guy making the movie. This is a wise move to make sure he’s around for shooting times. From this poverty moment, he rides in a limo to guest on a cable sports show. It’s kinda sad when he has to settle for a strange straight job. The movie is a stunning mix of irritation editing techniques yet remains compelling to watch. This is a good warning to kids who think that being a famous skateboarder means being as rich as Tony Hawk. You can be famous and living in a tent.
Windfall turned out to be the most controversial film of the weekend. While for the past few years we’ve been inundated with the message that green energy will save the world from big oil and gas. However it turns out that wind energy has quite a few draw backs and unmentioned costs to the environment and humanity. The quaint hilly area of Meredith, New York finds itself over run by prospectors wanting to buy claims. But it’s not oil, gas or gold that flows through the dairy land. It’s the wind. Various residents find themselves signing up to allow wind turbines to be erected on their land. What’s wrong with that? Turns out that each windmill is 400 feet high with massive propellers. Just imagine finding out your neighbor wants to construct a 40 story edifice that might block the sun from your house. Expect a little tension will develop? There’s a lot of tension in Meredith as neighbors turn on each other as they fear what will become of their sleepy area when it’s covered in windmills. The movie takes us to a nearby community that went from a dozen wind turbines to nearly 200. The mountains look like they’ve been taken over by alien overlords. The noise is annoying. The propeller blades mess with the sun light coming into people’s houses. It’s not a place Al Gore would want to live. The town fights over this becoming their future. What’s creepy is how nobody from the various wind turbine concerns are willing to show up at the town meetings to calm fears. Here we were thinking they were the good guys in the world of energy, but they come off as secretive and slimy as the guys who want to frack your backyard. This is the above ground version of Gasland. Besides building the windmills, they have to string up major transmission lines to get the energy onto the national power grid. That’s even more land that has to be taken over for the green energy. It would be easy to attack Windfall as propaganda if it was made by a right wing hit squad out to puncture Al Gore’s dreams. After talking with Laura Israel over the weekend, I feel safe in knowing she’s not a tool of the right or big oil and gas. This movie ultimately reminds us that harvesting energy has a major cost. While wind power might be a solution in remote regions, it’s not that great where people live. This is not that small windmill your hippie neighbors set up next to their chicken coop. After the film I spoke with a filmmaker who made a documentary about how the coal mining industry destroys mountain tops. There are people in West Virginia that wouldn’t mind wind turbines on the peaks instead of having them blasted away. That’s a good alternative.
Square Grouper is another installment of the Florida drug lore from director Billy Corben and his Cocaine Cowboys crew. This gives us three tales of marijuana smugglers including a religious cult, small businessmen and a fishing town. Who knew the big weed smugglers out of Jamaica were a bunch of white guys who swore the only way you could pray was getting high on weed? The most shocking part of their story is discovering they bought a mansion on Miami’s Star Island for $250,000 in 1975. A cheap house there now goes for about $10 million. You better be dealing drugs to afford that mark up. The notorious Black Tuna Gang get exposed as square businessmen that came up with an efficient way to distribute weed. The final story is about the tiny town of Everglades City that lived up to its smuggling heritage. When the DEA raided the town, nearly all the male population was arrested. What sets Square Grouper apart from the Cocaine Cowboys films is the lack of bloodshed. Seems that weed really doesn’t make you nearly as violent as the white powder trade. The DVD has just been released by Magnolia so you can have to have your own film festival at home.
Interrupters explores how Chicago’s CeaseFire organization looks to defuse violence in the rougher sections of the city. Many of the members have come from troubled backgrounds and are still dealing with issues. It’s not a pack of naive suburbanites. It’s a rough view of how anger can build. Director Steve James returns to the area of Chicago from his Hoop Dreams days except this is a much harder game. There is a little lightness in the serious film including a birthday party at a roller skating rink that includes Ameena and her family. Her husband does quite a few amazing moves on wheels. After the screening, I asked him how long he’d been a skater. Turns out he didn’t hang out at the rink when he was a kid. He only took it up after hurting his back. He saw it as a good therapy to build up his torso strength. It worked.
Project Nim should forget about being nominated for a documentary Oscar. It rightfully deserves to be considered for Best Picture. It’s a Dickens epic about a chimp. A Columbia University professor wants to see if a chimp taught sign language and raised with a human family could fully communicate like a person. Thus Nim the chimp is torn away from his mother and dropped on a large family outside New York City. The family doesn’t know anything about raising an ape or sign language. Why were they chosen? Turns out the professor slept with the mother when she was his student. The vanity of the professor keeps yanking Nim around. There are dark moments for the poor chimp including him ending up in what can only be called Ape Hell. There’s a creepy scientist who comes off as Slugworth, but redeems himself in the end. Watching Nim’s plight on the big screen emotionally exhausted me. James Marsh’s Man on Wire was great, but his Nim is an emotional step above. This is a great movie. Don’t waste your money on that crappy upcoming Planet of the Apes retread with James Franco. You want to know about the consequences of man attempting to turn an Ape into an “equal,” Project Nim is what to watch. Be alerted that there are scenes of Nim smoking weed. Who wouldn’t want to get high with an ape? Just don’t bogart the joint cause he’ll still rip your arms off.
Gun Fight explores the gun issues of our day. Lately state legislatures have gone out of their way to want people carrying guns in classrooms, tanning beds and kiddie pools. Are we safer or more paranoid when strapped down with fully loaded concealed weapons? Director Barbara Kopple looks at the issue from all the various factions including a student injured at Virginia Tech that’s now a lobbyist. There are NRA members saying their peace. What’s amazing is that a decade after Bowling For Columbine Kopple isn’t rehashing Michael Moore’s movie. She’s got a bunch of new incidents with Virginia Tech taking over for the Columbine High School. The most grizzly moment is when a mother takes her son to a gun range. Seems like a sweet bonding moment. Without much explanation, the mother stands behind the kid and unloads her pistol into the back of his head. The security camera moment ends before the carnage, but it is so chilling. This is currently airing on HBO. After watching the film, I had a chance to chat with former NRA member Richard Feldman. Besides his involvement with gun ownership, he’s part of an indoor shrimp farm. Who doesn’t like shrimp besides those critically allergic to them like Maya Angelou?
The pure highlight of the festival for me was Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Journey. Not merely seeing the movie, but the thrill of Kevin Clash and Elmo attending the festival. It was Sesame Street rush. The film might still be under a review embargo. Would it be wrong to say that the movie reinforces my belief that the folks that work with Muppets are the coolest people on Earth? It’s not a job, but a calling like the priesthood. They understand their role in the community as educators, entertainers and spiritual healers. During the question and answer session, a woman mentions how much her teenage brother with cerebral palsy loves Elmo. Without being asked, Clash wanted to call her brother and leave him a message from Elmo. After the screening, Elmo and Clash stood in the hallway and posed for camera phone pics with everyone who politely asked. Martin Scorsese didn’t do this. Everyone seemed to just want their pic between Elmo and Clash and not get an autograph. This probably why the duo don’t suffer from carpal tunnel syndrome. I had a chance to talk to Phillip Shane and Justin Weinstein about their numerous roles in the making of Being Elmo while Elmo posed nearby.
And now we come to the highlight of my weekend: An exclusive interview with Elmo. We finally find out what Ernie and Bert do for a living. We also talk about Taxi Driver references on Sesame Street.
I deeply thank Being Elmo‘s James Miller for taking over the cinematography duties. The peculiar thought is that in a year, my daughter will hate my guts for meeting Elmo without bringing her along.
TWISTS OF FATE
Diary was a short film by photojournalist Tim Hetherington about his time between warzones and life at home. He was the co-director of last year’s Restrepo. I wanted to talk to him. I wrote a nice note to leave in his box, but he didn’t make it to the festival. He was too busy working. War calls. A few days after the festival, the shocking news came out that Hetherington was killed when Khadaffy’s forces unleashed a mortar attack at his position. What made this incident strange for me was the other photographer that died from the attack was Chris Hondros. Chris and I worked together at NC State’s Technician newspaper. I was an editor when he started his career in newsprint. What are the odds that a person I wanted to know and another I knew would meet their end in Libya’s violent revolution. People do take risks with their lives to show us what’s really happening. They didn’t hang out at the hotel’s breakfast bar between doing live remotes back to their cable news network using third hand information passed off as reporting.
GIVE MY REGARDS
Most bizarre piece of news during Full Frame was finding out that the documentary that lists me as an associate producer is being transformed into a Broadway musical. Moving Midway shall be the toast of the town. Seems a hedgefund manager craves Grey Gardens green. My role will be played in the orchestra pit. I only hope more people get injured in this production than U2’s Spider-Man: Turn Off Your Brain.
CORMAN CORNER
After seeing Corman’s World, I was overjoyed to get two double feature DVDs with his production wizardry from Shout! Factory.
Roger Corman’s Cult Classics Double Feature – The Ron Howard Action Pack gives us the two movies most responsible for Opie winning the Oscar. Eat My Dust reminded America that Ron Howard wasn’t trapped in the ’50s on Happy Days. He plays the son of a sheriff that takes a major risk to impress the hot girl from school. At the race track, he steals the stock car belonging to Dave Madden (The Partridge Family) and takes the girl for the ride of her life. It’s cross country auto mayhem. This is much more exciting than when he was driving around in American Graffiti. He also gets to team up with his brother Clint Howard for part of the ride.
Fighting Mad & Moving Violation: The Action-Packed Double Feature are two films made by Roger Corman yet distributed by Fox. He wasn’t against working with a major studio. These are two high octane films about conspiracies engineered by fat cats. Fighting Mad is Jonathan Demme’s third directorial effort with Roger Corman producing. This time he has Peter Fonda in the lead as a man pushed to edge. Fonda returns home to discover the coal company is taking over the farms so they can ravage the lands and tear down the mountains. They sell the concept that after the strip mining they’ll build a city of the future. Peter knows they’d going to dump and run. The coal company hates taking no for an answer to the point that they’ll stage lethal accidents to get land. Fonda can’t use legal means to stop his land from being taken. He breaks out his bow and arrow to bring his own form of justice to the coal company. The major excitement comes when Fonda gets chased on his motorcycle by the goons. While it seems natural for the star of Easy Rider to be on a bike, he also has a child actor sitting on his handle bars. This is a stunt that could have gone seriously wrong, but didn’t. Fonda feels like his father as a man who can’t stand injustice in his world. The audio commentary includes Demme, Corman and Fonda chatting away. Demme needs to work with Fonda again.
Moving Violation lets a drifter take the blame for the murder of a deputy. At first it seems like a cute tale of the drifter (Stephen McHattie) getting lucky with the server (The Great Scout & Cathouse Thursday‘s Kay Lenz) at a fast food joint. He tempts her to go skinny dippy in the pool of a mansion. However they picked the wrong mansion. Turns out it was owned by Will Geer, the town’s Boss Hogg character. A plucky deputy wants to boost his under the table bribe from fat cat or he’ll blab. Geer has the sheriff shoot his own deputy. The only witnesses are McHattie and Lenz. Where can they go when the law wants them framed hard? They get a little help from Eddie Albert (Green Acres). Their only real salvation appears to be in fast cars and serious stunts. McHattie might be recognizable to audiences as Old Nite Owl from The Watchman or Dr. Reston from Seinfeld. His taking the role seems to be an off shoot of him just playing James Dean in a biopic. He uses those Dean charms on Lenz until the chase scenes go into overdrive. The bonus features include a commentary track with McHattie, Roger, his wife Julie and director Charles S. Durbin.
Fighting Mad and Moving Violation are a well balanced double feature about the filthy rich don’t mind getting dirty when things don’t go their way. Although they allow hired goons to finish the jobs. What’s the good of money if you can’t hire goons with it?
DVD SHELF
Melrose Place: Sixth Season, Volume 1 bids farewell to Doug Savant’s Matt. He was the gay resident in the happening apartment complex. Although sometimes it was hard to tell since the network wanted him to just be unsexual. This wasn’t Queer As Folk. He splits without saying many goodbyes since a majority of his friends had been written out of the show. Luckily Savant would say hello to America on Desperate Housewives. At this point Melrose Place seems like a game of musical chairs. Who lives where appears to be a random act of casting. Alyssa Milano is a fresh face around the pool. Lisa Rinnea still has her old lips. The big star remains Heather Locklear. She’s backstabbing anyone who isn’t about to die. One fab addition to the cast is Megan Ward’s Connie. She causes friction upon impact. She was also recently interviewed in the Party Favors for her work on Dark Skies. Not to mention that the legendary Anson Williams directs on this collection. Potsie Weber from Happy Days calls the torrid motion. The season opens with the Sydney dead from the great wedding disaster. Her husband blames others for her death. But he never fingers agents and producers. Of course the cast can now complain about the demise of Soapnet, Melrose Place fans will have to depend on their DVDs for their retro prime time soap fix. Volume 1 has the first 13 episodes. Volume 2 is slated to be released on July 19. That leaves only the final season remaining. So much tawdry action remains.
Penn & Teller Bullshit! The Complete Eighth Season appears to be the final season of the insightful Showtime series. The magicians Penn & Teller give sardonic and insightful investigation to another 10 current events and popular beliefs. Unlike your normal news magazine show, Penn & Teller figure out how to work in some topless action. They are on Showtime. The opening show is about Cheerleders. Why exactly is this school activity not considered a sport since it’s turned into outlandish gymnastics. Safety is secondary because certain uptight academics and well paid bigwigs in the cheerleading industry want your rah-rah child to risk their lives for Bring It On fame. Parents do need to question why their kids are more likely to end up on crutches as a cheerleader instead of as a player. Martial Arts are exposed as not quite a good cure for safety. Does seem you rarely hear about a robber being asskicked by a black belt. Area 51 gets a probe. Does the place really exist or is it just a good moneymaker from people that want to dress like Star Trek characters? Vaccinations pits Penn against Jenny McCarthy. I wish the show could have gone on longer, but after 89 episodes, what topics would they have touched? Do have to thank the show for letting me know about tasty monkfish as a good faux lobster.
The Unknown War – World War II and the Epic Battles of the Russian Front gives the view from the Western front. In the wake of the epic The World At War, the folks at the USSR wanted to tell more of their story from when they battled Hitler and the Nazis. They went into their vast film archive to give even more Burt Lancaster and Rod McKuen joined forced with Soviet historians to create a 20 part series that first tried to air in 1978. The show didn’t go over too well in America thanks to it being aired at the height of the Cold War when the Soviets invaded Afghanistan. It also didn’t help that numerous historians pointed out how facts were white washed. Luckily on this DVD set features Willard Sunderland mentioning key omissions like how the Soviet pact with the Nazis secretly divided up the Eastern European countries with a bad invader, good invader strategy. Hitler invaded half of Poland and Stalin rushed in to “rescue” the other half. Rod McKuen explains how the series was created as free programming for indie TV stations in order to sell the commercial time. While there is a bit of propaganda in the presentation, the footage of the Soviets fighting back the Nazis is captivating. This compliments The World At War boxset with more information about the siege of Leningrad, Stalingrad and Moscow.
Lemonade Mouth: Extended Edition is the latest big musical craze from Disney TV. Five kids stuck in detention at Mesa High School unite to become international sensations. These kids are much more productive than those losers in The Breakfast Club. The kids are lucky because their detention teacher isn’t out to bust their balls. She wants them to do a little music since they’ve pretty much eliminated those programs from the school. The kids unite over their love of a Lemonade machine that’s getting removed for a sports drink that has exclusive rights to the kids. It’s almost like an Idiocracy moment. Eventually they become major superstars. It’s a classic tale of how slightly misunderstood kids can rock out and strike it rich after they overcome an evil principal played by Christopher McDonald (Happy Gilmore). Expect Lemonade Mouth to come to your local arena this summer. Along with a DVD, Disney has included a digital copy of the film so the kids can watch it on your iPhone or iPad during long trips. The DVD has extended Music Scene scene.
Deadly Shooter puts country star Randy Travis in the Wild West. The country star has been having a career resurgence thanks to his mentoring on American Idol. He’s the inspiration for finalist Scott McCreery. Now one of Randy’s acting highlights is coming out on DVD. The real star of the film is Michael Dudikoff (American Ninja series). He plays the Clint Eastwood character that arrives in a remote town after finding prostitute being beaten by local goons. he won’t be putting up with that business. Turns out the goons are part of an outlaw gang that runs the town. When the pain comes down, Dudikoff needs the help of Randy Travis to beat back the goons. It’s a low budget homage to The Unforgiven. Travis makes the film. Fans of Cinemax After Dark will get a treat when Andrew Stevens arrives. As a strange treat, here’s the trailer from the German release of the film.

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GNOMEO AND JULIET – GIVEAWAY
For those of us with ankle biters in the audience it’s that time again when kids’ thoughts turn to summer vacation and their mouths start to belligerently harass their parents for things to do. Be it playing in the park, going out for lunch, or taking them to the library there is an endless stream of events you all will have to plan to satiate your young hooligans.
Thanks be to a mysterious little elven gnome I am able to promote a wee contest in support of the Blu-ray/DVD release of GNOMEO & JULIET which hits the streets on May 24th. Be one of the first parents, or “animation enthusiast” for those of you like me who still enjoy the medium, on your residential block to own the film.
In order to qualify all you have to do is send me a note telling me who voices the character of Terrafirminator to Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com. Easy as pie. Winners will be notified by e-mail. Good luck to you!
And for those needing some background on the release here are some deets:
Fall In Love With This Fresh And Funny Take On One Of The World’s Most Timeless Stories
GNOMEO & JULIET
Releases on Blu-rayâ„¢, Blu-ray 3Dâ„¢, DVD, Movie Download & On-Demand May 24th
Only On Blu-ray For Fans To Enjoy: Two Really Cute Alternate Endings, Two Alternate Openings, Six Deleted Scenes and More!
Burbank, Calif., April 1, 2011 ““ This coming summer to the U.S., don’t miss the chance to bring home GNOMEO & JULIET – the hilarious twist on William Shakespeare’s legendary tale Romeo & Juliet as you’ve never seen it before, perfect for the whole family. Enter the secret world of garden gnomes and meet two adorable gnomes from completely different worlds who fight the odds to be together. From a director of Shrek 2, and featuring fun, all-new music by Sir Elton John, the out-of-the-ordinary animated comedy GNOMEO & JULIET releases on Blu-rayâ„¢, Blu-ray 3Dâ„¢, DVD, Movie Download and On-Demand ““ May 24, 2011.
Uniquely packaged with families’ top of mind, GNOMEO & JULIET will be made available for purchase by Walt Disney Studios as either a 3-Disc Blu-ray Combo Pack (Blu-ray 3D, Blu-ray 3D + DVD with Digital Copy), a 2-Disc Blu-ray Combo Pack (Blu-ray 2D + DVD) and/or a 1-Disc DVD. Disney Blu-ray Combo Packs provide families with an enhanced entertainment experience ““ with the value and flexibility to enjoy your favorite movies on a variety of platforms of choice.
And for those who enjoy to learn more about the making of the film, GNOMEO & JULIET discs come enclosed with never-before-seen bonus features including “Elton Builds A Garden,” “Frog talk with Ashley Jensen,”, “Crocodile Rock Music Video featuring Elton John and Nelly Furtado.” And for those who purchase the Blu-ray Disc, it includes hours of extra exclusive bonus features including alternate endings, deleted scenes and more.
“Makes you smile from start to finish.” Kenneth Turan, Los Angeles Times
GNOMEO & JULIET is brought to life by the extraordinary voices of Golden Globe nominee James McAvoy (The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe) as Gnomeo; Emily Blunt (The Devil Wears Prada) as Juliet; Academy Award winner Michael Caine (Inception) as Lord Redbrick; Jason Statham (The Trasnsporter franchise) as Tybalt; Ashley Jensen (TV’s Ugly Betty) as Nanette; Patrick Stewart (X-Men franchise) as William Shakespeare; Ozzy Osbourne (TV’s The Osbournes) as Fawn and Maggie Smith (Harry Potter franchise) as Lady Blueberry.
“It’s family-friendly fun.” Ashley Muldoon, OK! Magazine
Bonus Features:
DVD & Movie Download:
“¢ Elton Builds a Garden
“¢ Frog Talk with Ashley Jensen
“¢ “Crocodile Rock” Music Video, featuring Elton John and Nelly Furtado
Blu-ray:
“¢ DVD Bonus plus:
“¢ 2 Alternate Endings with Filmmaker Introductions
“¢ Deleted & Alternate Scenes with Filmmaker Introductions, including:
o 1 Alternate Opening
o 1 Alternate Scene
o 6 Deleted Scenes
“¢ The Fawn of Darkness, featuring Ozzy Osbourne
Film Synopsis:
From a director of Shrek 2 comes your chance to step into the secret world of garden gnomes – Gnomeo & Juliet. Perfect for the whole family, this fresh and funny makeover of one of the world’s most timeless stories features music from Sir Elton John, and the voice talents of Emily Blunt, James McAvoy and Sir Michael Caine. Caught up in a feud between neighbors, Gnomeo and Juliet must overcome as many obstacles as their namesakes. But with flamboyant pink flamingos and epic lawnmower races, can this young couple find lasting happiness? Complete with hilarious never-before-seen bonus features, Gnomeo & Juliet is an out-of-the-ordinary animated comedy your entire family will love. We just gnome it!
SHARPAY’S FABULOUS ADVENTURE By Mia Stipp
Writers have to begin somewhere and because I am homogeneously horrible at everything but putting letters next to each other in a way that is entertaining and/or meaningful I thought it would be a good exercise to give my seven year-old a chance to talk about a film. I wasn’t asking her to do anything more than just giving me her opinion on the latest Disney release that sees them spinning off Ashley Tisdale’s character from HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, Sharpay Evans, and planting her in New York for an adventure filled with wackiness and a lot of estrogen.
As I saw the DVD sitting on my shelf and wanting to actually cover the release I thought that I was wrong individual to talk about the film. Honestly, I am the worst person to ask because not only would my assessment be unkind, and unfairly so, it wouldn’t be asking the right viewer to judge whether or not the movie had any merit as a fun diversion for a young girl. Luckily, I had one such girl inside my home and she’s just learning how to think critically about the things she reads and hears inside the classroom. So, inspiration struck and I had my daughter sit through the film, make notes, and write up an assessment of the movie. I helped her focus her remarks with a few pointed questions but, other than that, the words are all hers. I heard a lot of giggling and hooting so I figured that boded well for this light and airy entry into the HSM canon. Here, then, is Mia Stipp’s first foray into entertainment journalism and her take on SHARPAY’S FABULOUS ADVENTURE:

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE FILM IS ABOUT?
It was about Sharpay in New York. She is getting video taped by a guy. She has to vs a 12 year old guy. They are mean to each other. Amber Lee Adams is nice to the people but she is mean to the dogs. Sharpay attaches a microphone to her dress. Everyone says boooooooo to Amber Lee Adamn. Then she quits. Then Sharpay wants to go. Then he shows them a video.
WHAT DID YOU LIKE ABOUT THE MOVIE?
I really liked when the guy [Peyton Leverett, for those keeping score] gave Sharpay all this stuff that she could put in her disgusting room to make it better, that was my favorite part of the movie. I liked it when Sharpay’s parents let her go to New York for a month.
WHAT DIDN’T YOU LIKE ABOUT THE MOVIE?
I liked it all.
[Seriously? Come on.]
Yes, I liked everything.
WOULD YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO SEE IT?
Yes.
WHY?
They might really like the movie. They’ll feel good that they watched it because it’s a really good movie.
THANKS.
You’re welcome.
About the DVD:
Burbank, Calif., March 23, 2010 ““ On April 19, 2011, Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment will be proudly unveiling Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure, an all-new movie on Blu-rayâ„¢ and DVD staring Ashley Tisdale reprising her role as Disney Channel’s global sensation “High School Musical” drama queen character Sharpay Evans. A full three minute sneak peek of the movie is now widely available for fans of all ages to get a glimpse of this hilarious fish out water tale about a small town Diva and her dog’s adventures in New York City at http://www.youtube.com/disneymovies.
Additionally, a brand new Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure facebook page (www.facebook.com/DisneySharpay) and Twitter handle (@DisneySharpay) have also launched so that fans can join and stay on-top of all the latest news, sneak peeks and messages from key cast members.
Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure releases nationwide as a 3-Disc Blu-ray Combo Pack Superset (Blu-ray + DVD+ Digital Copy) which includes a limited edition pink clutch purse, a 2-Disc Blu-ray Combo Pack (Blu-ray + DVD), and a 1-Disc DVD. Hilarious bonus features include bloopers of Ashley Tisdale and cast, special footage shot on-set by actor Austin Butler, and, exlcusive to the Blu-ray disc, “The Evolution of the Sharpay,” a fun look back at the famous High School Musical character, Sharpay Evans.
From the original producers of High School Musical and the director of The Tooth Fairy, Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure is a witty comedy about pursuing your life-long dreams and believing in yourself. The films catchy tunes, Sharpay’s lavishly glittery “pink” outfits, and the adorable featured male co-stars – Austin Butler (“Life Unexpected,” “Ruby and the Rockits” and “Zoey 101”) and Bradley Steven Perry (“Good Luck Charlie”) – will be sure to keep viewers fully entertained and laughing throughout.
Bonus Features:
“¢ BLOOPERS (on Blu-ray & DVD) – Ashley Tisdale and the cast cut up on set.
“¢ AUSTIN CAM (on Blu-ray & DVD) – Actor Austin Butler, who plays student filmmaker Petyon, not only shoots scenes needed for the movie, but takes his camera behind the scenes to see how Ashley Tisdale has fun between takes.
“¢ THE EVOLUTION OF SHARPAY (on Blu-ray only) – Ashley Tisdale traces the development of her bigger-than-life character from the High School Musical movies through her current movie.
KABOOM – DVD REVIEW

Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Underground Toys, we’re giving away three (3) DOCTOR WHO: 4th DOCTOR SONIC SCREWDRIVERS.

In conjunction with Fox Home Entertainment, we’re giving away 3 (3) copies of THE HUSTLER on Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with Fox Home Entertainment, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE COMANCHEROS on Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with Fox Home Entertainment, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE COMANCHEROS on Blu-Ray.
Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 1st.

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Space Shuttle Ephemera

While going through some old papers, I ran across a trifold schematic of the controls of the Space Shuttle Columbia, which had printed on the reverse side the ground track for the first half of the 7-day STS-3 flight. STS-3 was the third space shuttle mission, lasting from March 22, 1982 to March 30th, 1982.
Near as I can remember, I received this in a pack of materials from NASA after I called them out of the blue when I was a Young Astronaut in the mid-80’s. Yes, I called. That’s also how I managed to secure a box full of Space Pepsi cans from Pepsi-Co for my Young Astronauts chapter. I did stuff like that.
By the way, I’m still not an Astronaut.
I feel I’ve failed someone. Somewhere.
Anyhoo, here are scans of the fold-out. Click on the thumbnail below them for a larger view.




-Ken Plume


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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.
In this episode, I once again welcome back the always very funny writer/producer Caissie St. Onge as we gab about prom vomit, Kermit The Frog, and her new book JANE JONES: WORST. VAMPIRE. EVER.
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BRIDESMAIDS – REVIEW

If ever there was a movie that could make a statement against the maligned “Chick Flicks” moniker this could be the one. For all the awfulness that movies like VALENTINE’S DAY or LEAP YEAR or GOING THE DISTANCE brought into the lives of women who wrongly assumed this was about as good as it’s going to get for them, a paid admission to this film will send a message that there needs to be more movies like this and they all need Kristen Wiig to oversee them. For if this Svengali can weave a tale that deftly splices the best parts of gross-out comedy, romance, female empowerment, yet wrap it up in a story that is at the same time intelligent and respects the audience it’s talking to then there is no stopping this woman.
And make no mistake about it, this is Kristen Wiig’s film. We can all realize this is an ensemble film and that every woman in this movie acquits themselves quite well as they bring the funny but this was Wiig’s opportunity to not only craft the story but embody it fully on screen. She is the accessory that brings this outfit together.
This movie is the scrappy sibling to the movies like MONSTER-IN-LAW that supposes so much about the lives of women who are on the verge of getting married but gets it all wrong thanks to a cadre of individuals that believed showing women as they think they want to be, instead of who they are, is entertainment. Wiig tries hard, and succeeds gloriously, in depicting a real woman who has real ambitions, real needs, and real emotions. From the awful roommates she shares most of the film with to the ruffled sofa you would only see by actually venturing into the wilds of the Midwest where comfort trumps class at her mother’s house there are echos of reality that feel comforting. This comfort only heightens the comedic effect whereby Wiig becomes an “everywoman”, someone who doesn’t have the luxury of being created out of whole cloth, imbued with enough opulence that we can forget she’s a real 30-something who is trying to eke out an existence that doesn’t seem to be going anywhere.
And where she is going is beset on all sides by a truth that life does not play out like it does in the movies. There are no chance encounters with men who look freshly coiffed from a Kenneth Cole photo shoot with teeth that shame even the whitest Chicklets with hearts brimming with secret desire. No, we get Jon Hamm who plays an understated and horrifically obnoxious pig of a man who Wiig genuinely wants in her life. He can’t be changed but it’s the hope that she has which gives the moments these two have on screen the kind of comedic fuel that helps establish the film’s boundaries. Which is to say that it’s going to be crass, lewd but not without heart. We see more of what’s on the inside of this film thanks to Maya Rudolph who turns a best friend role into something special. The chemistry that is usually reserved for women and their male counterparts also rings true for these two women. We believe this relationship exists, and we have to believe it, because without a believable bond the entire emotional thrust of the film’s central theme collapses into one artificial set up after another. We can buy that Wiig really wants to do what she can to make her best friend’s wedding perfect and all the gross out, drunken antics that follow are merely bad luck. Hence, that’s what is really special about this film.
It’s a comedy that simply could have been one zany escapade after another but the writing is sharp enough to take the tougher route and inject a genuine heart at the center of it all. Wiig and the comedic abilities of the other maids in the bridal party help to create such chaos that when we meet Chris O’Dowd it is a brilliant moment in the film as he provides the first of many emotional anchors that help to ground the film in a world not unlike our own. O’Dowd is a curious choice because he’s not classically beautiful (See Kenneth Cole above) but he’s the only logical and perfect choice based on the world that Wiig and co-writer Annie Mumolo have crafted. It’s an honest choice in a world where Wiig moves back home and shacks up in the sewing room. The film focuses on small details but the silliness and the comedy that comes out of so many improbable situations just works because of the writing.
By the end, when things go the way they should according to every romantic comedy, we don’t feel like we’ve been given a movie that was built by a formula. Even though there are beats you would find in any Kate Hudson film starring a shirtless Matthew McConaughey, Wiig deconstructs those elements and makes them work on her terms. She subverts the expectations of what a movie like this ought to be and makes a movie that speaks to an honesty of the heart you simply don’t find much of nowadays where it seems that the more gross-out you can make a movie the better, to hell with the characters. It’s all about character in this film and it’s because the actors here it that this movie is one of the best reasons men (and women) will have in making it known that we will not stand for formulaic, and shirtless, films of this variety.
The Lake Effect with Wild Horses and the Dead Inside By Ray Schillaci
As mentioned in my last review of the Phoenix Film Festival (April 15th, FRED Entertainment), there were a couple of other films that garnered awards that I did not have the chance to see. Last weekend I was fortunate enough to have the Phoenix Film Foundation lend me a few screeners so I could play catch up with some of the best from their festival. Each one of these films is a stand out, although I am on the fence with one that could have a target audience akin to “Repo; the Genetic Opera,” but more about that in a moment.
Also, two out of the three films had stars that had an uncanny resemblance to other better known and bigger stars. The funny thing is; the leads of these independents were more appealing and provide a far more down to earth quality than the superstars of today. One in particular really struck a chord in the winner of the Best Ensemble & Best Screenplay award.
“The Lake Effect” is most notable for its sincerity and light humor at an awkward moment in several lives. Director/writer Tara Miele delivers a story with wit and wisdom and keeps a far distance from the too smart dialogue associated with another pregnant teen movie, “Juno”. There are bound to be comparisons and it can’t be helped in the beginning, but somewhere after the first twenty minutes we are caught up in the lives of these very real people.
Ross Partridge as Rob is so likeable as the 40 something man-child who is dealing not only with commitment issues and a younger wife that yearns to have his child, but also gets blindsided by a visit from his estranged 18 year-old pregnant daughter. All of this converges on him while he is on the brink of a big business deal and inherits a lake house in need of repair which stands as a wonderful metaphor for everyone involved. With Ross’ ex-wife having kicked their daughter out of her house, Ross and his new wife take on a responsibility with both light comic and dramatic moments.
The cast is a pure pleasure the way director Miele has guided them through a touching labyrinth of emotions. Ross Partridge has a striking resemblance to a younger Mel Gibson, but sans any glibness on his part that Gibson was more noted for in his earlier career. Partridge has captured the pulse of the frustration of not being sure what one wants in life and not in a hurry to get to it either.
Also, playing various levels of frustration beautifully is Tara Summer as Ross’ new wife, Natalie. Summer immerses us subtlety in her psychological pain and transference of motherhood as she attempts to care for Ross’ daughter. Then there is the turnkey, Kay Panabaker as Celia the estranged pregnant daughter. Young Panabaker roles with the nuances that writer Tara Miele has provided with this character. Panabaker underplays the role with a thought-provoking alacrity that dismisses any comparisons to Ellen Page’s “Juno”. It’s not that she is better, but she delivers a well rounded (pardon the pun) performance with grace and style that is very much appreciated and has one wrapped up with her by the end of the film.
“Wild Horse, Wild Ride” provides us with a rare look into 100 wild Mustangs who are given a chance to lead better lives through a contest, “The Extreme Mustang Makeover,” that challenges 100 trainers in 100 days. This is a film for anyone who loves animals and if you are not an animal lover, you may turn into one after this film. Directors, Alex Dawson & Greg Gricus have given us a wondrous ode to the magnificence of these wonderful creatures and their brief yet important relationship with the special people that have dedicated themselves to them for such a short period of time.
In my opinion, this had to run a neck and neck race for winner of Best Documentary with “Thespians’ winning by a nose. But “WHWR” did not walk away empty handed. Aside from the packed theaters and immense praise from audiences, it also took home a well deserved Best Cinematography award. Gricus, who doubles up as producer and cinematographer, paints a beautiful canvas that sweeps us away from beginning to end.
From the capture of the Mustangs to the introduction of a select group of trainers and the eventual contest, “Wild Horse, Wild Ride” provides an exhilarating journey of man (or woman) bonding with nature. Each trainer has a style of his/her own that is fascinating and sometimes endearing. We get to know these people and their genuine care for the animals they are attempting to tame.
Some of the unforgettable players are; George, the old “never say die” cowpoke who captures our heart immediately. The Navajo grandfather, Charles, whose patience and hesitation become heart wrenching and the wildcat, Wylene Wilson from Queen Creek, Arizona. This single mother/horse trainer/local, state and national competitor can have an entertaining bio on just herself alone.
We also come to discover that the horses themselves are individuals that have different moods and temperaments. They can be funny, sad, stubborn and proud. Dawson and Gricus have provided so many enriching moments that one wishes the film was even longer.
I think the greatest strength of this film is that it appeals to all ages. My 11 year-old came in 10 minutes after it started and was transfixed from then on. He’s even asked me to buy it when it gets released on DVD. That is the first documentary he’s ever wanted. “Wild Horse, Wild Ride,” is a endearingly drawn testament to the men and women who have involved themselves in an arduous task that becomes a thing of beauty and the magnificence of the wild Mustang.
“The Dead Inside,” is a curiosity that will probably be cherished by the legion of fans that have given their undying love to films like “REPO: The Genetic Opera”. I sat amused, perplexed and sometimes unsettled while watching this bizarre little film that resembles its lead character with DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder), if that is what she is suffering from. I was never quite sure. Travis Betz’s tour-de-force into the strange is an off-beat and original zombie story told by a writer with issues of terrible writer’s block that may be threatened with an exorcism and involved with a very sick ghost with all encompassing musical numbers. It’s a mixed bag that works at times (for me) and no matter what will keep you watching till the very end.
The zombie story, the most interesting, is being written by the lead character. We get glimpses of what is going on in the writer’s mind, it’s weird and fun. But when we suffer through her writer’s block it feels a little self indulgent on the part of Betz the writer, but that is only temporary when we find that our heroine may need an exorcism! The story feels like it’s going in several different directions, but by the end appears to come together and we discover that Betz really does know where he is going with it.
I mentioned earlier that there were two look-a-likes and “The Dead Inside” provides us with Sarah Lassez as Fi a dead ringer for Lea Michele (Glee). Although, Lassez is a bit more fun to watch and unpredictable with her various mood swings, nothing like the annoying whiner Michele plays on Glee. Lassez may not have the vocal range, but she and her co-star Dustin Fasching as Wes are just as entertaining as anyone in “REPO”.
Art direction has to be mentioned here. The color scheme and the cinematography are so uncomfortably intentional that I have to applaud the talents behind them. It brings to mind George A. Romero’s “Dawn of the Dead”.
I keep mentioning “REPO: the Genetic Opera,” because I was never a fan of it. Yet the film has die-hard fans that swear to it as both a great piece of entertainment and a very cool art form. I believe “The Dead Inside” has that same quality that somehow escapes me, but I recognize its legitimacy. Betz’s film always remains interesting and his actors go the extra mile to have us root for them. Its originality is what shines and had it win the Dan Harkins Breakthrough Filmmaker Award.
Kudos goes out to all three films and their display of their independence. All three films are currently playing the festival circuit. They clearly break away from the cookie-cutter mold that the industry shoves in front of us far too often. I urge you to check them out whenever possible, because life is too short not to be entertained.
Thespians; an Intellectual and Emotional Peak By Ray Schillaci
Warning: this may be a biased review. There I’ve warned you. Now a little background; I was awarded Best Thespian in high school. My mom was a working actress for years and my oldest son has just been awarded the title of Honor Thespian at his high school, although he has no intentions of continuing down that path. For those uninitiated; the mission of the International Thespian Society is to honor student excellence in the theatre arts. Their motto is, “Act well thy part; there all the honor lies.” As a kid and as an adult I have taken ITS very seriously. So, when “Thespians” won Best Documentary at the Phoenix Film Festival I could not help but be skeptical.
I had reservations about seeing this documentary on four thespian troupes that were followed to the largest high school theatre competition in the world. Was it possible to rekindle what I had experienced as a Thespian in high school? Could it honestly capture the real feelings of the other young men and women of today’s high school Thespian troupes? How could it get to the core of why a child chooses to take on such an emotional rollercoaster?
I am happy to say that “Thespians” does it all and more. The journey for these young men and women is both heartbreaking and uplifting. Needless to say, this is not a film for action buffs, jocks or weekend warriors. “Thespians” is a sensitive documentary that explores the inner workings of the child that is growing up, discovering who they are and celebrating their individualism. It also introduces the guiding lights that help these young people on their creative road of life; the dedicated teachers, professors and directors who embody the love of theatre arts.
Director Warren Skeels dedicates his lens on several individuals and captures the same magic that the teachers see in their students. Whether it is a monologue, a small group musical or a one-act play, Skeels carefully takes us through the range of emotions that encapsulates everything it is to be part of this unique society. It proves to be far more work than most can imagine.
We are shown how one connects with the emotional core of the playwright’s character. We see the teachers encouraging the students to study all the nuances that can include history, familiarity of set design, dialogue, inflictions, control of body language, voice and more. It is a far more rigorous schedule than anybody ever gives these kids credit for.
There are so many important issues touched upon in this wonderful documentary. The doubts that always hang over so many and the milestone accomplishment in conquering what weakens one’s confidence level. The secret lives some lead to mask their real pain and how they learn to slowly peel away the body armor. Challenging each other and going beyond the expectations even though the outcomes may not always be rewarding.
Skeels works a high wire act between the fun and camaraderie and the seriousness of competition. This is accompanied by the fact that if anyone of them decides to choose acting as a career, then their life will be one long competition. With competition comes discipline and Skeels shows the labor that goes into such a life. He also reveals no matter how talented one may be, the rules will not be broken and sometimes breaking them is paid with a heavy price.
I will end this review on a personal note. It is very hard to get my whole family together and watch a movie. Usually someone has other things better to do; be on the computer, texting or playing video games. It’s even harder if I suggest that I have a documentary. The closest thing to watching a documentary in my home is watching the Kardashians have their way with everybody else’s life or seeing a Playboy playmate mope about her blessed existence while using 2% of her brain power.
“Thespians” riveted my entire family while making them laugh, cry and develop a wonderfully deep meaningful conversation afterwards. I encourage families, schools, religious groups and anybody that has any love for the arts to rally for this movie and encourage a wide distribution release. Our children and our souls deserve it.


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