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May 31, 2012

My Favourite Things: May 2012

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Wow, it’s been a whole year since I started this column. Kind of amazing. I usually get distracted by something shiny at this point. But I guess, since this column is dedicated to the shiny things I was distracted by each month, it probably helps with doing this!

Well, let me show you the things that caught my attention in May.

1) JoCo Cruise Crazy

I’ve mentioned before how we here at FRED are very jealous of the sea monkeys who get to experience the Jonathan Coulton cruise. Booking for next year’s cruise has opened up and to coincide with that they’ve been releasing videos of this year’s one.

These videos are great. You can find them all on Coulton’s YouTube page HERE but my favourite has to be this one entitled “Quitting”. More than just an advertisement, it’s a very inspirational video about doing what you love.

2) Spicy News

This is just a very bizarre but ingenious concept. Each week a different comedian comes into the studio, eats a habanera pepper whole, and then gives a comedy rendition of the recent news headlines. They’re not allowed to drink anything or take anything that might help with the burning sensation in their mouth until they’ve finished their broadcast. This leads to some rather panicked presenting.

They put a new one up every Monday. Check out their channel HERE. To whet your appetite, so to speak, here is my favourite one, starring Stephanie Purtle.

Props to JJ Hawkins for introducing me to this.

3) Pop Corn Slow-Mo

Ok, so this one is just plain silly. It’s super slow-mo’d, high definition, close-up footage of popcorn popping on an open pan. It’s cool, it’s pointless, it’s almost a complete embodiment of the internet.

Just try to ignore the annoying guys talking.

4) Scott Pilgrim Wedding

This is a cute video that has been making the rounds on the internet, and for good reason. It’s a wedding present for a couple with very inventive friends. They took the Scott Pilgrim game and inserted the newlyweds as they fight ninjas and zombies on their way to coupledom.

5) 8-Bit Radiohead

My Cabin Fever friend Brian pointed me towards this article. A brave and intrepid person has taken Radiohead’s OK Computer and completely redone it in 8-bit format. And it’s AMAZING. You can listen to the whole thing below.

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And that’s it! My favourite things of the last month.

Aaron Poole is the creator of carpal tunnels. He is also more accurately an internet whore and rarely leaves the house. If you like what you read here check out his blog http://aaronfever.blogspot.com

May 28, 2012

Party Favors: Roller Disco Days

Filed under: Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 9:40 pm

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HOLMBY HILLS – What was the pinnacle of ’70s TV? Alleged pop culture professors and experts will go on about Roots or the Watergate hearings. But they’re all wrong. The ultimate moment of television that brought together all the outrageous joys of the decade can be found in Playboy’s Roller Disco and Pajama Party. During a quiet night in November of 1979, Hugh Hefner served America a visual feast that made your grandmother’s Thanksgiving dinner look like a trip to the Sizzler.

This was a special that promised two things: Playmates in skimpy outfits and more stars than the Oscars. The show delivered on both which is more than you can say about the Evel Kenievel’s Death Defiers that didn’t feature Evel jumping the sharks in the live footage. There were plenty of Bunnies jumping around in their skates and prancing around in their pajamas.

Many Americans didn’t get to see this special since they had prudish ABC network station owners. This included my local station if my memory is reliable. They might have run a marathon of Billy Graham to distract Jesus from seeing what was being shown in the cool parts of the USA. Since this was the era before cheap VCRs, you couldn’t have you cousin in Boston tape a copy and mail the tape down for forbidden video night. Luckily we now have youtube so those denied by the morality squad can finally see what they were denied. The special has been broken up into four parts. The show has the perfect host in Richard Dawson (The Family Feud). Supposedly Richard had a wild streak that outdid Bob Crane while they worked on Hogan’s Heroes. The first segment gives us time with Playmate Dorothy Stratten. Her tragic short life is covered in Bob Fosse’s Star 80. If you look carefully you can catch glimpses of Peter Bogdanovich who was dating her at the time. Most importantly is Wayland Flowers and Madame riffing to the music of Chuck Mangione. It’s a King of the Hill moment. Hef’s Birthday Olympics with the San Diego Chicken makes me feel all my birthdays have been so lame.

Segment two is all about the Roller Disco action. Hef takes down the nets on the tennis court and lets the girls go around and around. The disco version of Pink Floyd’s “Have A Cigar” should have been a massive hit. Anyone who mocks roller disco will have a change of heart after watching this. Girls in bikinis on wheels shaking it to a cover of Curtis Mayfield’s “Move On Up” is the formula for success. For the ladies at home, there’s the Village People rolling by the screen. What lady of the ’70s didn’t want a touch the feathers on the Indian’s headdress? There’s also a flashback to tennis featuring Bill Cosby before he became encased in ugly sweaters. The most important figure is James Caan (The Godfather and Rollerball). He’s always been legendary as a stud at the Playboy Mansion. You get to glimpse him in his natural habitat on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom. The best moment is when he appears to be only wearing a pair of overalls and rollerskates. Caan looks ready to roll off toward the infamous grotto with Miss September, May and June. He’ll get there fast if he doesn’t clip Jim Brown (Slaughter). This is the moment Hugh Hefner is stuck inside as he meanders around The Girls Next Door. All of his dreams are wheeling around to the disco hits on his tennis court. Most of mine are now of this event and I wasn’t there in person.

Don’t laugh too hard when the local news anchor distance himself from the special. You know who turned off this special in disgust? Anyone who realized Hef didn’t invite them over to the Mansion to shake it down with the Village People. Wayland Flowers and Madame also brighten up the dark room. Did James Caan book the performers to up his chances of scoring with Miss December and Miss July? Although Madame might have gotten stiff with Miss November. The Village People perform the ironic disco tune “Rock and Roll Is Back Again.” Leatherman Glenn Hughes gets funky with the Playmates. He locked eyes with Stratten and she was into him even if he was the Leatherman. So much raw sexual power exudes from Glenn. James Caan broke a sweat thinking his Mansion stud crown was going to be swiped by the megastache. I spoke with Randy Jones, the Cowboy, about this special and swears it was a fun to make as you’ll have watching it. He has fond memories of hanging with Dorothy Stratten. He’s the real reason she didn’t have time to chit chat with Richard Dawson. We get a montage of the future Playmates of the month. Such fond memories of seeing these women in discarded Playboys down by the creek.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the legendary Chuck McCann was in the mansion for this epic event! Now the party has gone into overdrive. I’m so thrilled to see a Playboy party that doesn’t include Fred Durst, Bill Maher, Drew Carey or Paris Hilton. What a special time this was. Is that Patty Hearst? The Village People promote their latest single which has the equally ironic title “Ready For the 80’s.” Glenn once more works his magic on a Playmate Dorothy Stratten. The creepy guy who pushes his way forward to dance with a Playmate next to the Village People should have been arrested by the cop. He’s guilty of obstruction of hotness from the camera. Things wrap up by the pool with Chuck Mangione providing the cool jazz for young lovers in lust.

Damn that station manager that refused to run this on a Friday night. This could have changed my life back in 1979. If you ask Hef what he wants the afterlife to look like – this is his vision of heaven. This is almost my version of heaven. Except it wouldn’t include James Caan cause he’d be swooping in on his rollerskates to steal away the Playmate that wants me in the grotto. If someone asks you “What’ was the point of the ’70s?” Play this video for them. Let them see the glory of the “Playboy Roller Disco and Pajama Party.” Odds are high that shortly after it ends, they’ll cry and declare they were born at the wrong time.

I’m begging Hugh Hefner to fund a documentary that breaks down the special with the stars that made it so memorable. VH1 would run this around the clock. You could make this an E! series.

STOOGES SCRATCH AND LOSE

Down here in North Carolina, the lottery folks made a deal to have the Three Stooges on a scratch and win game. As a Stoogeoholic, this is a cool idea since it’s the classic Moe, Larry and Curley line up and not the cast of the new movie on the tickets. But then the “we know better than you morons in marketing” screwed up worse than Curly solving a plumbing issue. They made the grand prize $20,000 on a $2 ticket.

What’s the point of having the Three Stooges if the prize don’t have threes in them. Grand prize ought to be $33,333. And why charge $2 for a ticket when it ought to be $3 a pop? If you just wanted to deal in the number 2, they should have just hired Abbott and Costello. How much money was wasted on the marketing genius who thought up this campaign? I’ll bet two dollars that the schmuck that signed off on this never watched the Three Stooges cause it was too violent for their tender eyes.

COOL BAND NAME

VHS or Beta is my favorite band name of the month. They have inspired me to start my new band Laserdisc or Selectavision. Their new album Diamonds & Dub is now out. Here’s a single from them.

MEDICAL SHAME

I’m shocked with the recent news that Disney Jr.’s new sensation Doc McStuffin was charged with Medicare fraud in Florida back in 2008.

BLU-RAY HEAVEN

Walking Tall Trilogy is the Movie Event of the spring with the greatest redneck action epic ever made. This is the Lord of the Rings of deep fried Southern action. Getting to see it in Blu-ray will make you want you to buy an HD video projector so you can watch it on a makeshift drive in – like God intended. Walking Tall is a brilliant film on all levels. Buford Pusser quits his pro wrestling dream because he’s sick of the nasty underbelly. He returns home to his boyhood home in Tennessee to raise his family right. He hasn’t a clue how bad things really are in this idealistic town. There’s an extreme underbelly to his town that involves moonshine, gambling, prostitution and drugs. The outskirts of the town are overrun with illegal nightclubs with casino action. What makes things worse is that the gambling is rigged for the house. He gets nasty when a buddy loses his money during a crooked game. The establishment takes exception to Pusser’s accusation. All hell breaks out between him and the goons. Even though Pusser is nearly killed, the local sheriff doesn’t care much for investigating. He’s on the take from the redneck mafia. When he gets payback, the sheriff books him. The law is not on his side. Pusser decides to not merely take the law in his own hands, but to get elected the new sheriff. He won’t carry a gun so he gets noted for taking a piece of lumber into the action. He won’t go on the take so the redneck mafia go full force on him. The offensive is gruesome, but Pusser won’t buckle. This is an amazingly great badass cinema experience. Getting to see Joe Don Baker in 1080p brings out his transformation into Pusser. Joe Don Baker was robbed of an Oscar nomination. He’s perfect in the movie. He can go from lovable lunkhead to hardcore bent for revenge without losing credibility. John Glover (Diamonds Are Forever) is the deputy that reforms his way when Pusser takes over. Real life siblings Dawn Lyn (My Three Sons) and Leif Garrett (Behind the Music play Pusser’s kids. The greatness of the film can be felt in the crappy remake starring The Rock. The new guys completely failed to capture the brilliance and power.

You might even want to stand up and applaud this movie in your TV room. Do it for Joe Don Baker who proves he was more than the star of Mitchell on MST3K. The movie was a massive hit which meant it was ready for a sequel. The producers decided to replace Baker with the real deal. Pusser was going to play himself. Right after making the deal, Pusser went back to Tennessee and died in a car wreck. Rumors swirl as to what really happened to Pusser. The saga had to be told and Bo Svenson walked tall enough to hold the big stick. Walking Tall Part II picks up the story with Pusser still in the hospital recovering from having his face blown apart. This helps explain why Pusser has different chin. The Redneck mafia isn’t done with Pusser. They can’t afford to lose control of this town’s vice rackets. They make another attempt on Pusser’s life bringing in two hitmen. They have to stop Pusser from smashing their moonshine operation. There’s a nasty cross country car chase that really cuts through the countryside.

Final Chapter – Walking Tall wraps up the life of Pusser. He finally gets voted out of office. When things seem bleakest, Hollywood comes a knocking. Is Pusser willing to sell his story? Is he safe from the redneck mafia now that he’s not wearing a star? No need to give too much away although you’ll know why there’s no commentary track from Pusser on the movies. Final Chapter plays hard for the tears. “The Real Buford Pusser” lets his family and friends tell his story. His legacy still lingers in law enforcement. There’s also time with the cast and crew. Leif talks about his time with both Joe Don Baker and Bo. Baker contributes an audio interview to the documentary. There’s vintage trailers and the original making of featurette for The Final Chapter. All three films bring out the Southern locations in the high def transfers. This is the perfect way to appreciate the legacy of Buford Pusser.

DVD SHELF

Route 66: The Complete Series brings together all four seasons of the coolest show ever aired on TV. Two guys, one Corvette and the road was the perfect set up for a series that promised cross country adventure, romance and drama. Route 66 is the legendary highway that snaked from Chicago to California. There’s a lot of place to pull off and explore for two characters. Route 66 really did shoot across America instead of faking America on a Hollywood backlot supplemented with travelogue b-roll. Buz (George Maharis) and Tod (Adam 12‘s Martin Milnar) truly saw America through the windshield.They were like characters in a Jack Keroauc novel except they weren’t so scruffy, high and writing their lifestory at rest stops. Buz and Tod were just about keeping the trip going one more town over. Tod was a formerly rich kid whose dad died and the only thing left was the Corvette. Buz was a hard knocks student who knew how to tempt the ladies. Together they made the perfect team sharing the wheel. The series was part of the original Nick At Nite programming block. This was one of those strange reasons to visit the annoying person that had cable in the mid-80s.

The first season kicks off with the boys lost in Mississippi for “Black November.”. Even though they’re clean cut guys, the locals treat them like the dirty hippies. George Kennedy takes a hating to them. Future spaceman Keir Dullea (2001: A Space Odyssey) puts his feet in the Mississippi mud. “The Swan Bed” involves bird smuggling in New Orleans. “The Man on the Monkey Board” gives the double team of a young Bruce Dern (Big Love) and Ed Asner (Lou Grant). “The Strengthening Angel” nearly runs over Suzanne Pleshette (The Bob Newhart Show). “A Fury Slinging Flame” sets Leslie Nielsen nuts with the fear the Soviet are going to nuke America. “The Quick and the Dead” puts Tod into the Riverside Grand Prix. “Play It Glissando” with Jack Lord and Anne Francis as a troubled couple in the jazz scene. Star Trek‘s DeForest Kelley beams into “The Clover Throne.” “Eleven, the Hard Way” makes Buz and Tod protect Walter Matthau’s gambling cash. “The Newborn” is a fight over a baby that includes Denver Pyle (Dukes of Hazzard) and Robert Duvall (The Godfather). “The Opponent” makes Darren McGavin (Kolchak: The Night Stalker) a washed up boxer wanting to prove himself.

Season two brings back familiar faces. “A Month of Sundays” puts Anne Francis into Butte, Montana. “Blue Murder” makes Suzanne Pleshette a flirty wife. Buz enjoys her attention, but her husband might be a homicidal maniac. Claude Akins (Sheriff Lobo) is part of the family. Time for them to hit the road. “Goodnight Sweet Blues” has a near collision with singer Ethel Waters. She’s dying and wants to reunite with her band on last time. The boys have to do it for her. Included in the group is legend Coleman Hawkins. Robert Duvall (Apocalypse Now) returns as a Bostonian in “Birdcage on My Foot.” “First-Class Mouliak” makes trouble for Robert Redford when a girl disappears in Cleveland. “The Mud Nest” slight spooks with Lon Chaney Jr. (The Wolf Man). Lee Marvin is just badass great in “Mon Petit Chou.” As if this is a column needs a theme, James Caan leaps into “…And the Cat Jumped Over the Moon.” He doesn’t skate around in overalls. Is Frank Sutton (Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.) really a neo-Nazi in “To Walk with the Serpent.” There’s Texas size cast in “A Long Piece of Mischief” with Ben Johnson, Slim Pickens and Denver Pyle. “How Much a Pound is Albatross?” unleashes Julie Newmar (Batman‘s Catwoman) on the boys. “Go Read the River” marks Route 66 being blessed by the Dean of Thespians, Harold Gould. “Love Is a Skinny Kid” not only features Tuesday Weld and Cloris Leachman, but a skinny Burt Reynolds. He doesn’t try to beat the Corvette with his Bandit-mobile. The boys work at a zoo in “Hell Is Empty, All the Devils Are Here.” Peter Graves (Mission: Impossible) is the big time trainer.

People often compare Route 66 to The Fugitive since they dealt with people roaming America. They differ in that Tod and Buz aren’t being hunted down by the cops. “One Tiger to a Hill” has them cross paths with Dr. Kimble. Not really since David Janssen hadn’t started The Fugitive. But he’s got a temper at this point. Buster Keaton provides the slapstick on “Journey to Ninevah.” “Lizard’s Leg and Owlet Wing” gathers Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre and Lon Chaney Jr. at a hotel outside of Chicago. They’re plotting their return to scare America. Can Buz and Tod stop them? Buz does get stopped this season. George Maharis had gotten sick while making one of the episodes. Because of the travel and work schedule, Maharis couldn’t get well. They tried to give him time by having solo Tod episodes including hooking up with Julie Newmar in “Give the Old Cat a Tender Mouse.” Maharis had to leave the show. This meant a new rider for Tod. “Fifty Miles from Home” picks up Linc (Glenn Corbett). Linc is a Vietnam Vet. Even though it’s only 1963, Linc feels something has changed within him after his time in Southeast Asia. He wants to find a meaning to life by his time on the road. “The Cruellest Sea of All” features the mermaids of Weeki Wachee in Crystal River, Florida. “Who Will Cheer My Bonnie Bride” gives us a young Gene Hackman (The French Connection) and Rip Torn (The Larry Sanders Show). Lon Chaney Jr. returns once more in “Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are.”

The fourth (and final season) is all Tod and Linc. “Same Picture, Different Frame” paints around Joan Crawford. Diane Baker is flightly. “Build Your Houses with Their Backs to the Sea” brings us The Shatner! He’s part of an angry family in Maine. Here’s a little clip of the man who would soon be Captain Kirk on Star Trek.

The road does end for the duo at the end of the season in “Where There’s a Will, There’s a Way.” Not to spoil the episode, but Barbara Eden works magic on one of them. This is the first time season four has come out on DVD. Linc’s time on the show does get underplayed since Buz had dominated those early years. He’s not the Cousin Oliver of the series. Although maybe his character being a Vietnam vet being lost might have been a little too much for viewers who were still being sold the winnable war concept by the White House and the network news. The bonus features include highlights of a panel at the Paley Center from 1990. George Maharis enjoys his time with creator Leonard Goldberg. Turns out the show evolved from a trip Goldberg took with a pal in his youth and not just watering down On the Road. There’s a documentary about the Corvette. A reel of commercials that ran during the series is a hoot. Route 66: The Complete Series is a marathon of cross country fun that will at least take you back to the early days of Nick at Nite.

Hazel: The Complete Third Season brings another 32 episodes of TV’s favorite domestic helper. Shirley Booth doesn’t really have to scrub the floors since the tornado following her picks up all the dirt. She took over the Baxters. Mr. Baxter (Don DeFore), Mrs. Baxter (Whitney Blake) and their son (Bobby Buntrock) are helpless without Hazel’s meddling ways. “Potluck a la Mode” sends the Baxters out for the night. Trouble is their dinner guests arrive on the wrong night. Instead of sending them home, Hazel whips up a delightful dinner. “Hazel Scores a Touchdown” reminds us that Hazel could have made it in the NFL. She has to match pigskin talk with Alan Hale Jr. (The Skipper on Gilligan’s Island). “Hazel and the Halfback” provides a superstar guest appearance from Frank Gifford! Long before he married Kathie Lee Gifford and worked on Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell, Gifford was a superstar for the New York Giants. This episode is like when Joe Namath appeared on The Brady Bunch. Because it wouldn’t be a true season without an appearance by Harold Gould (Rhoda), the Dean of Thespians makes it over for “Campaign Manager.” Jamie Farr (MASH) appears without a dress in “Let’s Get Away From It All.” “Maid for a Day” celebrates Hazel with a touch of Harvey Korman (Blazing Saddles). Hazel spoils viewers for what to expect when hiring a maid for the house. She took care of whatever needed her attention and not just her contracted services. Season 3 is in full color and not black and white.

S.W.A.T.: The Final Season is the only full season the series had. That’s shocking. This was the most exciting show of the mid-70s. The theme song hit #1 in the disco nation of 1976. This was about the same time ABC pulled the plug on the production. How could a show starring Robert Urich get the axe? Remember how sophisticated Police Story depicted a cop’s life? Throw that out the window. This Aaron Spelling production was about going full force and not sparing the blanks. The S.W.A.T. unit is headed by Lt. Dan “Hondo” Harrelson. He’s an old school cop that must have attended the self righteous police academy with Eliot Ness (The Untouchables) and Steve McGarrett (Hawaii Five-O). He’s hardcore Johnny Law. Sgt. David “Deacon” Kay is his less uptight second in command. Officer T.J. McCabe (James Coleman) is on the verge of becoming uptight like Hondo. Officer Dominic Luca (Mark Shera) provides the comic relief. Officer Jim Street (VEGA$‘s Robert Urich) is the troubled stud. The only real woman that can come between them and their firepower is lunchlady Rose Marie (The Dick Van Dyke Show). The second season is the show’s only full season and they unloaded a lot of star power from their rifles. “Dead Tide” has Sal Mineo (Rebel Without A Cause) in one of his final roles before his murder. He’s leading a crime team. Susan Dey (The Partridge Family), Christopher George (Rat Patrol), Phil Silvers and Lesley Ann Warren have to dodge the bullets. “Dealers in Death” features the mandatory guest appearance from John Vernon (Animal House). “Time Bomb” saves on the budget when S.W.A.T. trains on a movie’s backlot. William Smith is a disgruntled ex-guard wanting to blow up the backlot as revenge. “Criss Cross” makes a pre-Rocky Carl Weathers part of a warehouse heist crew. Joe Turkel (The Shining) gets to creep up “Courthouse.” Anitra Ford (The Big Bird Cage) is part of a break out scheme. “Ordeal” and Strike Force puts Frank Gorshin (Batman‘s The Riddler) back in the crime racket. “Silent Night, Deadly Night” gives a bullet filled Christmas stocking stuffer with Anne Francis (Honey West). “The Running Man” is packed with Leslie Nielsen (Police Squad), Donna Mills, Forrest Tucker (F Troop) and Bruce Glover (Walking Tall). James Hong (Kung Fu Panda) amps up “The Chinese Connection.” “Any Second Now” gets Robert Loggia (The Sopranos) to show up. Even though S.W.A.T. was a hot show, the network realized it was just too damn violence. They were firefight prone. There mysterious city was a prone to massive bullet rains. I’m thankful that Shout! Factory wrapped up this short series after Sony released the first half season several years back.

The River: The Complete First Season is really the complete series unless Netflix revives the show. The eight episodes were masterminded by Steven Spielberg and Paranormal Activity‘s director Oren Peli. Bruce Greenwood (Exotica) is a TV host that would take people into the wild to see the magic of the wilderness. He heads up the Amazon River for what turns into his last exploration. Nobody knows what happened to him. He’s memorialized until his emergency beacon goes off. In order to fund their rescue mission, Greenwood’s wife (Leslie Hope) and son (Joe Anderson) agree to film their journey for a special. They are lost in a watery world of magic and spirits. The living souls of missing folks appear to the team. People are brought back to life. It does its best to creep out the audience using the documentary form to surprise. Shame that the show couldn’t get picked up or reach 13 episodes since it’s a spooky journey up the river. Greenwood does flourish as a cross between Steve Irwin and Marlin Perkins. The bonus features include two commentary tracks, deleted scenes and a documentary about the watery production.

Goon might be the greatest hockey comedy since the Vancouver Canucks. Except at the end of this film, no whiny fans are going to toss your car in their hissy fit. You might laugh hard enough to break a rib. This is the only Seann William Scott movie you ever need to see in your life. Don’t bother with those lame American Pie flicks. This is Seann at his prime. He’s a dim nightclub bouncer who finds a career in minor league hockey when he beats the crap out of a player that comes into the stands. His buddy Jay Baruchel (Almost Famous) turns his fight into a sensation on his sports show. The only thing keeping him from stardom is his inability to skate. The coach won’t give up. “You’ve been touched by the fist of God.” His goon skills gets him up to the semi-show. But can Seann truly tackle the greatest thug player of all time in Liev Schreiber. This is his most impressive work outside of voicing over the HBO sports documentaries. His mullet and pornstache puts Kenny Powers to shame. He makes that head hair look cool. He’s more imposing here than in that crummy Wolverine movie. You might not want to sit too close to the screen when he locks eyes and drops gloves. You might poop your pants in fear that he’s coming after your cookie dough ass. He’s a growling monster on blades. He’s all three Hanson brothers rolled into one fierce pornstache. This is film gets even tougher with Kim Coates (Tig on Sons of Anarchy) as the coach in Halifax. Keep your eyes peeled for a cameo from a Trailer Park Boys legend. All those new hockey fans in Los Angeles (not including Wil Wheaton) ought to grab a copy of Goon so they can understand the sport. The bar has been risen high for Kevin Smith’s Hit Somebody. He might as well walk away from that project cause it ain’t going to be as good as Goon. Smith can’t write a better than an inspirational speech that declares, “We got to be underground gay porn hard!” I don’t think so. Goon is so much better than that chimp playing hockey movie. There’s even a strange romance with hockey loving gal Alison Pill (Scott Pilgram‘s drummer). Watch this film before the Cup is filled with champagne. This is the Gladiator of the Blue Line. There’s plenty of bonus features including auditions of the goalie, lots of bloopers on ice, behind the scenes specials and Jay Baruchel on the commentary track.

Comics in Context: When Burton Met Barnabas

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WHEN BURTON MET BARNABAS

I went to an opening day showing of director Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows movie, starring Johnny Depp as its vampire protagonist Barnabas Collins, with trepidation. The film is based on the legendary daytime serial that was created by the late producer Dan Curtis, and ran on ABC from 1966 into 1971, attracting an immense audience, including myself. It was a modern, ongoing version of Gothic melodrama, incorporating nearly every element of classic horror and Gothic romance, and gripped the imaginations of young Baby Boomers like myself. (It has also been a source for comics adaptations, from Ken Bald’s 1970s newspaper strip to Dynamite Entertainment’s recent comic book series, which is why it fits in “Comics in Context.”) But the trailers and commercials for the movie appalled many of the show’s admirers, seemingly indicating that Burton and his collaborators had turned Dark Shadows into a heavy-handed farce, set to a 1970s rock score. In interviews Burton, Depp, and screenwriter Seth Grahame-Smith expressed bafflement at the negative reaction, saying they did treat the saga of Barnabas Collins seriously, but Burton and Grahame-Smith also ominously spoke about emphasizing the “weirdness” of the show. Then Warners put Danny Elfman’s score for the film online, and it was what I had hoped for: grand and powerful music for a Gothic drama on an operatic scale, with nice momentary homages to Robert Cobert’s score for the original TV series.

So I hoped that Burton and the others, as well as some reviewers who had seen preview screenings were right, and that the movie would turn out to be basically serious, but with Burton’s characteristically goofy touches here and there. But still, why would Warner Bros. marketing people go out of their way in the publicity to make the movie seem like a comedy? Did they somehow think that in this current wave of vampire fiction, from Anne Rice’s novels to Joss Whedon’s Buffy and Angel to True Blood and Twilight that there was no audience for a serious and romantic vampire movie? Did they think there would be more potential audience if they claimed Dark Shadows was the second coming of Burton’s horror comedy Beetlejuice? Or were they acting out of desperation because Burton’s Dark Shadows really wasn’t good?

Watching the movie, I felt considerably relieved. Yes, the goofy gags in the trailer and commercials are there, and rock music alternates with Elfman’s evocative score. But much of the movie is done more or less seriously, and much of it works quite well. But Burton and company’s lapses into comedy continually undercut the drama, and in various important ways they fail to bring out or even seem to understand the power of their source material. In short, I was relieved because the movie wasn’t as bad as I had feared. It was entertaining and sometimes even perceptive, but it is deeply flawed.

To understand what Tim Burton gets right about Dark Shadows and what he gets wrong, you should know something about the nearly half century history of this property. I’ve written a number of previous “Comics in Context” columns about Dark Shadows in the past, most recently “Remembering Barnabas Collins,” on the occasion of the recent passing of Jonathan Frid, the actor who originated the role. You may wish to read that column as background.

In the course of this current column, I will refer to the various past incarnations of Dark Shadows. There was the original 1966-1971 television series, created by Curtis and starring Mr. Frid as Barnabas, in which the character was introduced as a villain but evolved into a tragic antihero and finally into a genuine hero. Curtis directed the 1970 film House of Dark Shadows, starring Frid and other members of the television cast, which was an alternate version of the show’s continuity, in which Curtis carried out his original intent for Barnabas, presenting him as a villain. In 1991 a new Dark Shadows television series, produced by Curtis, starring Ben Cross as Barnabas, ran on NBC. This was a reboot of the original continuity, that covered Barnabas’s arrival in the present day and included the flashback to his 18th century origin. NBC canceled the show after its initial season, despite its popularity with the young demographic; by the time NBC realized its mistake and tried to revive the series, the cast had gone their separate ways and it was too late. In 2004 Curtis produced a pilot for yet another revival for the WB television network, but it did not work and was not picked up.

As usual I will discuss the entire plot for the 2012 Dark Shadows movie, so consider yourselves given spoiler warnings.

CAMP AND THE COLLINS FAMILY

An awful lot of the recent newspaper and magazine articles about Dark Shadows and even many of the reviews of the new movie predictably recycle the old cliches about how the original Dark Shadows television series was camp: actors blew their lines, props malfunctioned, scenery fell down. Most of these pieces are written by lazy journalists who seem to have done more research on old articles about the show than bothering to watch any of it themselves. The worst case is critic Terrence Rafferty’s feature article about the original Dark Shadows in The New York Times in which he gives no sign of having watched any of the old episodes himself. Instead he interviews Tim Burton about the original series although Burton has a particularly eccentric take on the show, even missing aspects that lie at the heart of the series, as we shall see. David Edelstein in New York Magazine recalls watching the original series as a child but he too spends more time discussing the bloopers than explaining why he found the show so appealing back then. At least he perceives the Burton movie as a “camp travesty” of the original. Time‘s Richard Corliss, to his credit, watched original episodes more recently and declares them show to be “creakier than it is creepy”. I suspect he watched some of the earlier episodes when the show moved as slow as molasses, which is to say, as slowly as a typical soap opera of that time. By the time Dark Shadows reached its peak, it was moving at a rapid clip that had me and my friends on the proverbial edges of our seats; if you missed a few episodes and you were somewhat lost. Projecting their own attitudes onto the audience, some critics have persuaded themselves that the millions who watched the original Dark Shadows in the 1960s liked it precisely because it was camp. Sigh. No, we didn’t.

If the original Dark Shadows was camp, then it was unintentional camp, unlike the Batman TV show which ran in this same period. Due to its low budget, the show was done “live on tape,”and it was extremely rare for retakes to be done. Therefore, any mistakes were preserved for posterity on the videotapes. Dark Shadows is the only 1960s daytime serial that has survived through the decades through reruns and home video. I wonder how many other soap operas of the time had similar bloopers.

You can easily find Dark Shadows blooper reels on YouTube, they are indeed funny, and they might give you the impression that the show was a continual series of onscreen calamities. But if you watch the actual episodes just looking for amusing bloopers, then you’re wasting your time. The actors are professionals, not bungling amateurs. If you spend enough time watching enough episodes, sooner or later you will indeed come across a mistake, but most of them, which simply involve an actor forgetting a line, aren’t funny, but simply reminders that you’re watching something close to live drama. (For example, in the recent live episode of 30 Rock, the show’s creator Tina Fey mixed up two characters’ names in one of her lines.) So if you’re just watching the show looking for blunders, you’re wasting your time. Don’t you have better things to do?

Another reason for Dark Shadows‘ “camp” reputation is that it is acted and directed in a theatrical style. The cast mostly consisted of New York theater actors, and the show, in its best years, was written in a theatrical style. This is not to say that the actors are overacting and chewing the scenery, but that they are performing in a larger than life manner. Some cast members, included David Selby, have pointed out that this style gives the show its dramatic intensity. Certainly it is appropriate for a modern recreation of melodrama. To appreciate the show, you have to allow yourself to accept the style.

I suspect that many people who dismiss the show as camp simply can’t bring themselves to accept fantasy material like vampires and ghosts as the stuff of serious drama. Comics aficionados who read this column should be aware that this is the same mindset that dismisses superheroes and some other comics genres.

Finally, it should be pointed out that the writers and actors put some intentional comedy into the show. Certain characters provide comic relief, notably John Karlen’s portrayal of Barnabas’s high-strung servant Willie Loomis, and even more so Karlen’s literally hysterical half-mad Carl Collins in the 1897 story arc, as well as Nancy Barrett’s bawdy Cockney songstress Pansy Faye, also in the 1897 sequence. But Willie, Carl and Pansy all had serious sides, as well. More often the humor in Dark Shadows comes through the wry and sardonic comments of various characters, on the action, notably Quentin Collins, Professor Stokes, and the villains Nicholas Blair and Count Petofi; one can sense the writers’ pleasure in scripting dialogue for these characters. The discerning Dark Shadows enthusiast can even detect occasional in jokes, delivered straightfaced, on the show: for example, at one point Donna McKechnie, who was already becoming famous as a Broadway dancer, claimed in her DS role of Amanda Harris that she could not dance. But almost never does Dark Shadows go over the top with such humor; instead it’s done stylishly and usually subtly.

Over the years I have attended a great many Dark Shadows Festivals and there watched episodes of the original series, or excerpts from them, alongside large audiences. So I know how Dark Shadows aficionados react to the show. Yes, when there is a blooper onscreen, or an actor goes over the top in a line reading, or a line seems over the top, the audience laughs affectionately. But otherwise the audience is riveted to the story, dedicated to the characters, and applauds loudly and sincerely at the end of powerful scenes. In other words, they take the show very seriously indeed; the unintentionally amusing moments are just a bonus.

BARNABAS COLLINS

After Barnabas is freed from his coffin, he sees the golden arches of a nearby McDonalds, and wonders aloud if this giant “M” stands for Mephistopheles, the name of the devil. This is the first of the movie’s many, many gags about Barnabas’s bewilderment by 1970s culture, and it’s not funny, nor are any of the others. This isn’t just my opinion; the audience I was with laughed at only one of these gags (not the McDonalds one), and even then their laughter sounded muffled.

Just why did Burton and Depp decide to set their Dark Shadows movie in 1972? That’s the year after the original series ended. But Burton isn’t continuing the continuity from the original series, like Lara Parker does in her novels, which are set in the early 1970s; he’s rebooting the series instead. The easy answer is that Burton wanted to make fun of popular culture from this decade of his youth. But Dark Shadows is really part of 1960s popular culture, as I will show elsewhere in my commentary on this movie. Moreover, making fun of the 1970s is hardly a new phenomenon (See, for example, Mike Myers’ Austin Powers in Goldmember) and is like shooting fish in a barrel. Besides, I expect that Warners is aiming this movie at a young demographic who weren’t even alive yet in the 1970s. How much sense does it make to have Johnny Depp’s Barnabas reading and commenting on the notoriously kitschy 1970s novel Love Story when much of the intended audience has never heard of this book?

Dan Curtis’s various film and TV versions of Dark Shadows never explored any culture shock that Barnabas might have experienced in coming to the 20th century. The only clear example that Barnabas felt out of place in this new century was the fact that he did not have electricity installed in his home, the Old House, preferring to use candlelight. The characters who did not know he was the 18th century Barnabas presumably regarded this as his eccentricity, and certainly it added to the atmosphere of scenes set in the Old House. Barnabas also typically wore a kind of cape, though it was a modern one, and kept his 18th century hairstyle, but these were subtle signs that he was attempting to find modern equivalents to his 18th century wardrobe.

Of course it was essential to Curtis’s concept of Barnabas as an 18th century vampire posing as his own descendant that Barnabas seem outwardly to be a modern man. Viewers were left to presume that between the time that Willie released him from his coffin and Barnabas’s first visit to Collinwood that Barnabas had quickly learned enough about the 20th century to pass for a man of that time. That presumably meant that Willie Loomis, hardly the brightest or most cultured of men, must have been Barnabas’s principal source of information!

But a major reason that the TV series did not delve into Barnabas’s culture shock was that Curtis and his collaborators were very careful to minimize their references to modernity on the show. Original cast member Nancy Barrett has joked that the wealthy Collinses apparently did not own a television set. Indeed, there were telephones at Collinwood, and a tape recorder played a key role in one story arc, but one never saw a television set. In the second episode Carolyn is seen dancing to rock music, but that is the first and last use of rock music on the show. There are no references to current events. In 1969 and 1970 the younger actresses on the show and in House wear miniskirts in the present day sequences, but the characters’ wardrobes and hairstyles are nonetheless rather conservative for the late 1960s and early 1970s. When there is a major exception, like actor Christopher Pennock’s very 1970s outfit as astrologer Sebastian Shaw, it seems like a shock in the setting of this show. I also like a clever touch at the start of the 2004 Dark Shadows pilot: on arriving in Collinsport, Victoria Winters discovers that her mobile phone no longer works. (That’s actually true in some isolated small towns, such as Woodstock, New York.)

It seems that Dan Curtis and his collaborators wanted to create a timeless sort of atmosphere on Dark Shadows, that was suitable to their goal of creating a modern version of a traditional Gothic romance. Though set in the late 1960s, Dark Shadows from its beginning, with young Victoria Winters journeying to become governess at a great old mansion on the rocky coast of Maine, evoked the plots of novels of past decades, like Daphne DuMaurier’s Rebecca or even Jane Eyre. As the show delved increasingly into the supernatural, it would do its own versions of story elements from 18th and 19th century romances and horror tales, like Dracula and Frankenstein. Collinwood and Collinsport seemed to stand apart from modernity and the outside world, so they seemed more credible settings for traditional romance and horror storylines. Perhaps this is why the show’s audiences were willing to accept the long story arcs on the show that were literally set in the 18th and 19th centuries. Surely this was part of Dark Shadows‘ appeal. Imagine: millions of young people in the late 1960s were watching a show that spent months doing period drama set in past centuries! This timeless air of Dark Shadows presumably is another reason why the show has continued to flourish in reruns and home video for nearly half a century; it doesn’t date as badly as many other shows from its period.

By emphasizing 1970s popular culture, Burton’s Dark Shadows subverts Curtis’s strategy for his creation. It’s as if Burton and Depp and Grahame-Smith were fans wondering how Barnabas would react to television or to lava lamps or to rock music. In other words, this aspect of their Dark Shadows movie comes off as fan fiction, attending to irrelevant trivia while missing the point of the series they are adapting.

Moreover, they are distorting Barnabas’s own character. They have him ranting about the devil, when confronted by some aspect of modern culture he dislikes and does not understand. Thus Barnabas sounds more like one of the show’s versions of Reverend Trask, the witch-hunting religious fanatic who was one of the series’ most memorable villains. Barnabas was always Trask’s adversary. In the original series’ 18th century arc, Barnabas, before his transformation, was depicted as a man of reason who regarded Trask’s ravings about witches as dangerous superstition; Barnabas strove to save the time-traveling Victoria Winters from being tried and executed by Trask for witchcraft. The 1991 series emphasized that Trask was an anachronism in the 18th century, still hunting alleged witches a century after the Salem witch trials, and that Barnabas was a rational man of the 18th century Enlightenment. Indeed, Joshua Collins, Barnabas’s father, was a supporter of the American revolution, and Barnabas would have been a contemporary of Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin. It’s more likely that Barnabas, as depicted on the TV series, would be amazed and fascinated by modernity than that he would react to its manifestations as if it were the devil’s work.

But I think that Burton may have had another reason for setting this film in 1972, and this one works. All the past film and TV versions of Dark Shadows have started out set in whatever year is then the present one. Thus Barnabas was imprisoned in his coffin in the late 18th century, but he is released in the present. I think that we all tend to assume that the present day represents the height of human achievement to date, and that we in the present are more enlightened than people were in the past.

But as the present turns into the past, its flaws become evident in retrospect. For example, to many people who lived in the early and mid-1960s, that was a period in which American culture was making great strides forward: the Kennedy Administration, the space race, the civil rights movement, and so forth. Yet now in the 21st century the Mad Men television series portrays that same period as deeply flawed by our contemporary standards, with faults ranging from sexism to smoking. (The Mad Men episode that debuted on Sunday May 13, 2012 was set in 1966, was titled “Dark Shadows” and even made reference to the show, although one character dismissed it as “crap.” Well, it wasn’t good until Barnabas showed up in 1967.)

In Burton’s Dark Shadows, Barnabas still comes from the 18th century, but is released not into our present but into a less distant past, the 1970s, and now aspects of the popular culture of that decade look dated and strange and even absurd to us from our vantage point of the 2010s. Burton’s Barnabas seems out of place in the 1970s, but we in 2012 would not fit in that easily either, nor might we want to. Barnabas’s teenage cousin Carolyn sneers that he is “weird,” but so are the 1970s as Burton pictures them. Moreover, despite Barnabas’s many faux pas in the movie, his gentlemanly manners from another century still seem admirable in this new setting. Barnabas’s courtly manners endure well over the passage of time, whereas so much of the 1970s culture that the movie pictures has fallen from fashion and nearly disappeared. If Barnabas’s personal style makes him a “weird” outsider in 1970s Collinsport, the film seems to be saying that’s a good thing, better than adopting the trappings of 1970s culture, which is what the movie finds to be truly weird.

This is an aspect of Barnabas that Burton, Depp, and Grahame-Smith have perceptively recognized and emphasize: Barnabas as the model of a true gentleman, who has carried his sense of proper behavior and style, and indeed his own moral code, including devotion to family, into a new and more vulgar time period.

It might be helpful to regard Burton and Depp’s Barnabas as an older, less innocent version of their earlier character, Edward Scissorhands, another “weird” outcast, an innocent good person who tries to fit into a conventional society that is itself rather odd – that film’s caricature of 1950s-1960s style suburbia – but is handicapped by his own potential to destroy and kill, represented by the knives he possesses instead of hands.

And what of Barnabas’s own murderous side? As in the original series, it is the witch Angelique who, jealous that her former lover Barnabas had rejected her in favor of Josette, transformed him into a vampire. In Burton’s film Barnabas blames Angelique for the killing he has done.

Dark Shadows creator Dan Curtis introduced Barnabas into the series as a villain, but within a year Barnabas had wreaked a revolution in vampire fiction. He became a “reluctant vampire,” a good man who was forced to attack victims die to the curse placed upon him. Whereas Dracula and vampires up until then seemed willingly to kill their victims, Barnabas was depicted as a victim himself of the curse. His vampiric bloodlust was depicted by both the writers and by actor Jonathan Frid as an addiction, as if to alcohol or drugs. The rising use of drugs was a phenomenon of the 1960s; this mat be another way in which Dark Shadows tapped into the zeitgeist of that decade.

Regular viewers of the original TV show are familiar with one of its recurring tropes, a scene that was repeated with variations numerous times in the course of the series. A young woman on the Collinsport docks, sometimes implied to be a prostitute, encounters Barnabas. They strike up a conversation. Barnabas turns hesitant, and tries repeatedly, even desperately, to break off the conversation and get away, but the woman persists in flirting with him. Then it is as if a switch is flipped in Barnabas’s mind; he has passed the point of no return, and the addiction takes control. His face and manner turn sinister and predatory, and then he bares his fangs and attacks.

Jonathan Frid was excellent at performing Barnabas’s struggle with his addiction as well as his sense of guilt and self-hatred after being compelled to give in to it.

But what about Depp? When the workmen free him from his coffin early in the film, Depp’s Barnabas informs them in a matter-of-fact tone of voice that he is sorry, but he is very thirsty, and then proceeds to slaughter them all. In previous versions it was Willie Loomis alone who found and released Barnabas, who then bit him, putting Willie under his control, but did not kill him. It makes a certain amount of sense that in Burton’s film Barnabas kills so many people on first being freed; after nearly two centuries of confinement, a vampire must need a lot of blood and quickly. Why the workmen do not rise again as vampires is not explained.

But Depp’s Barnabas shows no sign of struggling with his conscience before or after he attacks and kills those men. Indeed, his matter-of-fact manner when he tells then he is about to kill them shows no sign of emotion whatsoever.

Similarly, Barnabas later encounters a group of hippies. (Not only does this movie try to find humor in 1970s pop culture cliches, but drags in one from the 1960s as well.) And he ends his conversation with them by informing them that he is about to kill them all, as he proceeds to do. Again, Burton and Depp do not have Barnabas display any emotion at all when he delivers this line, not predatory bloodlust nor anguish over being unable to control his predatory urges nor shame over them. Burton and Depp seem to be playing Barnabas’s deadpan declaration of mass murder to get a laugh out of the audience. But why should we laugh at the deaths of these hippies. If you are to take this story seriously, Barnabas is murdering people, not abstract objects of 1960s pop culture.

As in previous versions of Dark Shadows, Dr. Julia Hoffman attempts to cure Barnabas, and succeeds to the extent that he is able to walk outside in daylight. (The movie does not make it clear why Barnabas is able to exist in sunlight at some points in the movie and not in others, and New York Times critic Manohla Dargis pointed to the seeming inconsistency without realizing the reason for it in the plot.) In the Burton film Barnabas discovers that Julia’s real motive is to use his blood to make herself immortal; angered at this betrayal, he murders her. Later, Barnabas claims that by putting the curse on him, Angelique is responsible for this as well as his other killings. But is she? When Barnabas killed Julia I got no sense that he was being driven to do it by forces beyond his control. He never shows regret over murdering her, and keeps her death a secret. Watching the movie, I wondered if at this point Burton was trying to get the audience to turn against Barnabas. Was this a turning point at which we are to regard Barnabas as a villain, as in Curtis’s House of Dark Shadows, when the murder of Julia marks Barnabas’s reversion to evil? But no, Burton and Depp continue to present Barnabas as the movie’s hero, as if the murder of Julia had no moral consequences.

At one point earlier in the movie, Depp’s Barnabas tells Michelle Pfeiffer’s Elizabeth about his curse and how it forces him to kill, and Depp does let anguish show in his voice and manner. But Burton and Depp subvert the dramatic impact by having Barnabas hit his head repeatedly against the keyboard of an electric piano, producing discordant notes until Elizabeth turns it off. Thus Burton and Depp turn Barnabas’s agony over his curse, something at the core of the character in previous versions of Dark Shadows, into an unfunny joke. One must draw the conclusion that they simply don’t care about the tragic side of Barnabas, and hence about the essence of this character they claim to love.

And just why is Depp’s Barnabas telling Elizabeth that he is a vampire, anyway? In previous versions of Dark Shadows Barnabas hid the fact that he was a vampire from the present day members of the Collins family, claiming instead to be a “cousin from England,” the lookalike descendant of the 18th century Barnabas. The initial reason why is clear: he didn’t want to be hunted down and destroyed as a menace. When Barnabas evolved into the guilt-ridden vampiric antihero of the series, another reason was implicit: Barnabas’s deep shame over his curse. This is another aspect of Barnabas’s character that one would have assumed was essential. But Burton and Depp’s Barnabas freely admits what he is to Elizabeth, and it is she who has to get him to agree not to tell anyone else. But Barnabas seemingly cannot help himself, and keeps talking about his secret to other members of the family (who don’t realize he’s talking about being a vampire) and to those hippies (who end up dead). Despite Barnabas’s supernatural hypnotic powers, Dr. Hoffman is able to hypnotize him easily; this is hard to believe, but Burton and Depp seem unable to resist such a cheap joke. But she didn’t have to hypnotize this Barnabas to find out that he is a vampire; all she had to do was just listen to his dinner table conversation! So where is this Barnabas’s sense of guilt and shame?

Or his wish to disguise his true nature? In the previous versions Barnabas sought to pass as a modern day human, and apart from his unusual hair style, he looked the part. Depp’s Barnabas has a more extreme version of Barnabas’s bangs, chalk-white skin, and long, claw-like fingernails, and appears in public in 18th century costume! (I have seen concept drawings that Burton did of Barnabas Collins; he pictured Barnabas as something of a cartoon-like figure.) If the good people of Collinsport believed in vampires, as they seemingly come to do in the course of the film, then Barnabas is the obvious suspect. And if Burton and Depp intend to do a sequel (as the final revelation about Dr. Hoffman seems to set up), isn’t it a problem that the townspeople all seem to know in the film’s last act that Barnabas is a vampire? And I do hope that since Burton sets Collinwood, the mansion where the family lives, that the fire department arrives after the closing credits to put out the blaze. Even Burton admitted in an interview that Collinwood is essential to Dark Shadows.

But Burton’s Dark Shadows does get some things about Barnabas right. For one thing, Angelique tells him that they are both “monsters.” Josette, the woman that Barnabas loves, represents the nobility and goodness to which Barnabas aspires. But Barnabas’s vampirism represents and brings out his potential for violence and ruthlessness. Arguably, he and Angelique are alike in that both are capable both of passionate and obsessive love and of terrible violence and vengefulness.

For another, Depp’s Barnabas tells Elizabeth that he values family and will be a protector of the Collins family of modern times. That was indeed one of Barnabas’s principal motivations in the original television series after he became its hero: he was the guardian and defender of his family and friends, who would risk his existence for them. This is something that even Dan Curtis omitted in House of Dark Shadows, in which Barnabas even slew two members of his own family. But to the credit of Burton, Depp, and Grahame-Smith, they get this aspect of Barnabas Collins’ personality right. And in a future “Comics in Context” about Burton’s Dark Shadows movie I will explore how the film handles the other members of the Collins family and other principal characters.

“Comics in Context” #244
Copyright 2012 Peter Sanderson

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May 26, 2012

FREDagator: 2012-05-26

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May 25, 2012

Weekend Shopping Guide 5/25/12: Elementary, Hill

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

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TV doesn’t get more perfect than the story and character bliss found in the second series of Steven Moffat & Mark Gatiss’s brilliant Sherlock (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP). While “The Hounds of Baskerville” is a bit shaky, both “A Scandal In Belgravia” and ” The Reichenbach Fall” are just stunning. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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Do you have kids who have money they want to store in a fun way? Why get a traditional static (and boring) piggy bank when you can get a dynamic, motorized doggy bank? That’s just what Bailey The Mechanical Doggie Bank ($19.99) is. Put a coin in his food dish and he laps it up, right into safekeeping. Bow wow.

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As brilliant as the author himself – who happens to be quite brilliant – Dave Hill’s collection of autobiographical essays, Tasteful Nudes: …and Other Misguided Attempts at Personal Growth and Validation (St. Martin’s Press, $24.99 SRP), is a slice of recursive brilliance. Go ahead and buy it, but only if you like to laugh. And if you don’t like to laugh, let this change your life. With laughter.

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What’s wonderful about The Woman In Black (Sony, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is that it feels like a proper gothic ghost story, full of bumps and chills and none of the lazy gore and grisly grotesquerie that passes for modern horror. Blood and violence on screen is too easy, but the suspense and release that’s at play in this film, about a widowed lawyer (Daniel Radcliffe) sent to re mote village to save his career by putting the affairs of a recently deceased eccentric in order, only to find the town, and house, are full of secrets – is textbook proper. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a pair of featurettes.

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In the age of digital delivery, Paul McCartney is making the special edition purchase of traditional media truly desirable with exquisitely put together and very affordable deluxe catalogue releases for the true fan. Case in point is the Ram: Deluxe Book Edition (Hear Music, $94.19 SRP). Not only does it contain a beautifully restored version of the classic album, but also contains an additional 3 CDs full of rarities, demos, and live tracks, plus a DVD of videos, live performances, and a newly-produced documentary. If that weren’t enough, there’s also book, 5 8 x10 photos in a vintage-style photographic wallet, 8 full size facsimiles of Paul’s original handwritten lyric sheets, a mini photographic book of outtakes from the original album cover photo shoot, a Ram photo flip book, a free download card, and a year’s access to the member section of his website. This is the set to get.

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Continuing their release of always must-see Studio Ghibli titles in high definition, Disney brings The Secret World Of Arriety (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$22.99 SRP) – Ghibli’s take on The Borrowers – to the US in both its original Japanese form and the usual star-studded English vocals track. Bonus materials include featurettes, storyboards, trailers, and TV spots.

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We’ve gotten the Die Hard films in high definition. We’ve gotten the Alien films. Superman? Check. Batman? Check. The most notable film franchise that hadn’t yet made it to high definition finally gets its turn with the release of the Lethal Weapon Collection (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$79.98 SRP), which collects all four films plus a bonus disc packed with a clutch of new retrospective featurettes, in addition to all of the commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and more which carry over from the previous DVD special editions of the films. Does the remastered sound and picture and batch of bonus featurettes make the upgrade worth it? Yes indeedy.

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As much as I loved the music from the first season of Sherlock (and its accompanying score), I’ve enjoyed David Arnold & Michael Price’s music from Sherlock: Season 2 (Silva America, $15.00 SRP) even more. Pretty much equivalent to how absolutely brilliant that second season turned out to be.

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It took awhile to finally hit a watchable groove, but when it did, the debut season of The River (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP) made for a nice mystery about a missing nature TV presenter who goes missing in the Amazon, and the journey his wife and estranged son undertake into that odd, now-supernatural region to find him. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and a featurette.

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While it’s interesting and mostly fun to see Chris Pine and Tom Hardy as a pair of covert CIA operative buddies who go to war over the love of a woman in This Means War (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), the fun mood is killed by the fact that woman ion question is played by Reese Witherspoon, who somehow manages to become more brittle with every role. I fear in a matter of a few more films, she’ll shatter. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, alternate endings, and a gag reel.

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When it comes to the subject matter, the documentary Carol Channing: Larger Than Life (E1, Rated PG, DVD-$24.98 SRP) certainly lives up to its billing, as it delves into the 90-year-old Broadway dynamo’s legendary career and the life behind it. The disc also sports 15 bonus featurettes.

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You can get all of the kicks you could possible want via the new 24-disc Route 66: The Complete Series set (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$129.99 SRP), featuring all 116 episodes plus vintage commercials, an in-depth look at the Corvette, and the 1990 Paley Festival panel spotlighting the show.

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Celebrate Queen Elizabeth II’s Diamond Jubilee (that’s 60 years of rule) with a pair of celebratory releases from the fine folks at the BBC. First and foremost is The Diamond Queen (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), a documentary hosted by Andrew Marr which looks back at her reign. For architecture buffs, there’s The Queen’s Palaces (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) which is a tour of exactly what it says on the tin.

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I spent the entire first season of Teen Wolf (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) trying to figure out how this MTV hairy teen drama fit in with the Michael J. Fox (and Jason Bateman) sports comedy franchise. I suppose this modern angsty take isn’t intended for old people like me. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Dave Thomas

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with comedy icon Dave Thomas about SCTV, Johnny Carson, Bob Hope, Bob and Doug, John Candy, and the deep south.

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May 24, 2012

FREDagator: 2012-05-24

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Dominic Dierkes 2

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with 1/3 of the comedy troupe Derrick and host of The Anytime Show, writer and actor Dominic Dierkes, about stinky cheddar, automated outrage, The Mosey, The Fiesta, Mango, and Bill Murray.

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May 22, 2012

FREDagator: 2012-05-22

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May 20, 2012

FREDagator: 2012-05-20

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May 18, 2012

Trailer Park: Dallas Hallam & Patrick Horvath of ENTRANCE

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DALLAS HALLAM and PATRICK HORVATH of ENTRANCE

It absolutely reminded me of something that Ti West would have put out. Oddly, West is hosting a Q&A with directors Patrick Horvath and Dallas Hallam this Friday night, the 18th, in LA at the Downtown Independent and it’s so fitting. A movie about a woman who is living an isolated existence and feels disconnected to the environment around her. When her solitary life is interrupted by the very worst kind of interruption, life goes south and what was a quiet portrait of a lovely woman turns into a deranged expose of evil. I had a chance to talk to Patrick and Dallas about their film, their relative newness on the scene, and what the future holds for a couple of guys looking to redefine what horror should be.

ENTRANCE is in theaters and On Demand starting today

entrance-poster_280x415DALLAS HALLAM: Hi, Christopher, I’m Dallas Hallam.

PATRICK HORVATH: Hi Christopher, I’m Patrick Horvath

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Hi, how are you doing?

HALLAM: Doing alright. How are you doing?

CS: Doing well, thank you. I’ll just launch right into it I got to see the movie a few days ago and was really wowed by it.

HALLAM AND HORVATH: Very cool, thank you so much, Christopher

CS: Really loved it. I’m sure people have brought it up ““ that there are elements of TI WEST in there ““ that you seem to really be going back to making horror films that are moving away from torture porn and trying to make it more cerebral, more visceral.

HALLAM AND HORVATH: We really appreciate hearing that. Thank you. It can get frustrating after a while when you see a movie coming out that is just there because they thought if we do that and the other we will get people to come watch it but we were lucky enough to be at the same festival where The Innkeepers was playing and part of what they do every year is fly all the directors up and hang out and get drunk at this ranch. So that’s why we were actually able to hang out with Ti and get to know him better as well.

CS: So is this a genre that, much like Ti works in it movie after movie, is this something that you feel comfortable with sticking around in or is it something more like a one and done ““ out of your system and you want to go into something else?

HALLAM AND HORVATH: We’re definitely going to stick around with horror films. I made a zombie film back in 2008 ““ I think we love horror but love all sorts of films ““ we’re huge film buffs and to be honest in the future we want to make all sorts of movies. And what we were saying about the businessman’s aspect of horror films, is that it’s sort of the symptom of how easily accessible ““ they are very visceral and very easy to jump on to. A bonus to that is that you don’t necessarily have to have big names in the film in order to be successful. It’s honestly why a lot of directors end up starting off in horror for sure. But yea, horror is definitely a genre that we both love. And going into the future we will definitely be working in horror again but we would love to work in other stuff as well.

CS: Speak to me about how you two came together. It’s interesting that you both co-directed and co-wrote the movie, what brought you two together to say, “Hey, why don’t we make a movie and co-direct it with one another?”

HALLAM: Almost a decade ago at film school at the University of Iowa we had similar interest, we had a band together, made films together and worked together and then Pat went to Chicago and I went to LA and a couple years later Pat came to LA and we just kept in touch. I never thought that we would co-direct together but we would help out with each other’s projects.

HORVATH: We would help out in anyway we could.

HALLAM: To answer your question, I don’t even know the answer ““ just instinct. It came about because something else fell apart and I don’t even remember asking Pat if he could co-direct. I just said how about this thing and we’ll co-direct together and blah blah blah. And it just came out like that. Just instinct. And since then what I’ve learned is that we really compliment each other. The things we’re good at we make better for each other, things we’re not good at, we cancel out each other. We compliment each other and love working with each other.

CS: So take me though the steps of actually putting rubber to the road after the script was written. You wanted to direct it and I know, Patrick, you directed before, Dallas not so much, but what was the process like of actually getting this off the ground and finding Suziey and getting this thing shot?

HORVATH: Necessity is the mother of invention ““ Dallas had basically secured a good chunk of change, about $6,000 bucks and that’s what we went in to shoot it with. But we wanted to make something and for different reasons his project fell apart, whether because people backing out or their schedules not working, so then we had the desire to run in and make something and we had a time limit because we were both still working. I’m actually at my day job right now. We had a window of a month and a half and came home from work and Dallas already had a tiny idea of, “Hey, what if we made a horror film?” And immediately I liked it a lot. We took a couple weeks and pounded out what would be used as a script and then we pretty much, the whole film, was made from necessity. All the characters that were involved were accessible and agents were accessible and throughout the whole film we came up with all these stylistic rules formed by other films that we were inspired by. Just to keep the whole thing moving ““ we shot in 12 days. Suziey was working, she would work all day, come back, and we would shoot her at night.

ifcHALLAM: I actually met Suziey while casting my ill-fated projected that fell apart. She wasn’t right for that project so I didn’t cast her but she was a nice person. And I remember when I told her she didn’t get the part she vehemently told me I was wrong and that she was the right person for it. She had such gusto and she was so terrific ““ she had such a spark and was so right for this thing I just said, you don’t have to cast the lead, I got her. I said Pat and I share the same brain and he just trusted me and she was totally right. Everbody else just came once we started making the film. Suziey had to have a job and it turns out she worked for a coffee shop and we could shoot there at night so now her character works at a coffee shop.

CS: It’s interesting you mentioned about the script, it’s so much a departure that many people would classify as a horror kind of movie. It really takes a step back in that we are just really watching her live and things happen here and there that kind of lead up to the third act when things really start coming together in a huge way. When you were putting the script together did it materialize the way you saw it as you were writing it as you see the finished product now?

HALLAM: Very much so. We knew that we couldn’t write out a full dialogue of scripts and have the time to activate that by shooting it. What we focused on was a very detailed plot point list and all these pieces that we needed. It was a very collaborative process of improvisation in rehearsals that we got the dialogue to where it is. We just had all these rules and because of the rules what we ended up getting back was better than what we thought it would be.

HORVATH: It was funny because the rules set us free in a way. By chaining ourselves to a strict style and the strict way of making the movie set us free and kind of feels more real because of it. We never attempted anything in the movie that we couldn’t pull off with $6,000.00. We tried to make a movie that could have been made for any amount of money. We didn’t want people to go this is a little movie. We wanted to just enjoy it. So I guess to answer your question, the style in the end was exactly what we pictured.

CS: Once you had the finished product and thankfully IFC has come in and is giving it a nice push, when did you know ““ every filmmaker thinks this is going to be great and get recognized as a great film and take us places ““ at what point did you think you really had something special with this movie?

HORVATH: I don’t think we ever did. We made it and we both loved what we made. But, at the same time, we have worked on projects that just don’t get around and I think a lot of it has to do with, I don’t want to say luck necessarily, but you really do have to wait for an opportunity to help push you along.

HALLAM: There were times when I thought, is this really good or am I too close to it? I can’t tell. It always felt like it was a part of my soul. When we were finished we immediately rented out a theatre to screen it ““ just to screen it, which is the way to do it. I think the first time we saw it with an audience we got a real strong reaction from the audience. That was the first time we thought we really had something rad on our hands. And then after that, it was a slow process. I have a friend who is a sales rep and I want to show it to him and he had a positive response and also once we got into the Los Angeles Film Festival ““ that was a very gratifying response and pleased that it sold out. I think by that point, we thought that this was more success that we had ever had with anything.

CS: So now the movie is finished and you’ve seen the critical reception of it, what do you think a) about the finished piece and b) has it made you think about what will be next for the two of you together?

HORVATH: I must admit and I think that all artists do have moments of insecurity, before every showing I would look at Pat and say did we trick everybody? Is someone going to pull the clothes off of us and say this isn’t good? It feels good and reactions are good and I realize it’s just the normal insecurities people go through.

HALLAM: This is not a film for everybody. It’s definitely a film that we would like to see. I always enjoy watching it and think at the end of the day it didn’t take that much money to make it and it will last forever and we have long lasting relationships making it and I can say we will work with Suziey Block the rest of our lives. We owe her so much. Her performance is so great. Without her the film wouldn’t be anything. We probably would be here today talking to you. And we’ll keep those things with us forever.

HORVATH: Moving ahead, we’re well into a script that we’ve been working on and hopefully will increase interest and that’s actually going to be Christmas ““ like a dysfunctional Christmas family film that goes off the rails and go into extreme horror with a capital H.

(LAUGHS)

HALLAM: And a different kind of style. Our next film with have some tripods, a musical score. We want to make ““ I don’t want to say traditional ““ but something that pushes the envelope of horror, we will always do that but the bombstic score and the style of the film will be what you would think of as a horror movie.

Weekend Shopping Guide 5/18/12: Up In The Sky

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

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The abysmal Cloverfield pretty much broke me of any desire to see another “found footage” flick, but Chronicle (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) manages to be an unaffected pic about a trio of teens who suddenly find themselves with superpowers – And react as you would expect from teens. Just check it out. Bonus materials include a deleted scene, pre-viz, and camera test.

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If you’ve been champing at the bit to determine whether you’ll be sorted into Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin, you can find out whether you’ll be a hero or a zero with your very own Harry Potter Sorting Hat ($24.99). It’s not an exact replica of the screen prop, but it’s a close enough representation for the price to be a lot of fun. Just don’t expect to be pulling any swords from it.

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I shouldn’t have to tell you that Reggie Watts is brilliant, but I suppose I just did. And since I did, I may as well tell you that his latest special/album, Reggie Watts: A Live At Central Park (Comedy Central, $12.41 SRP) is also brilliant. And a must-see/hear. So go do it already.

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Really, the first one, starring Joe Don Baker, is the only one really worth watching, but if you’ve wanted to own the lot in high definition, you can now pick up Walking Tall: The Trilogy (Shout Factory, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.93 SRP), and follow the big-stick- justice of southern Sheriff Buford Pusser. Bonus materials include a brand new documentary, a vintage featurette, TV spots, and trailers.

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Like Tommy Boy before it, we’re probably to a time, with its high definition release, that someone, somewhere probably considers the raunchy college kids Road Trip (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$22.98 SRP) to be a classic. Honestly, someone probably does. All of the bonus materials carry over from the DVD release, including featurettes and deleted scenes. Note: This title is a Best Buy exclusive.

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It’s almost summer, which means it’s time to start thinking about how you’ll be spending all of those sunshiny days. One thing I’ll certainly be doing is penciling some NERF battles with my nephews, and I’m sure it comes as no surprise that there’s a clutch of new toys hitting shelves. So this summer, arm yourself with the water blasting NERF Super Soaker Electrostorm ($9.99 SRP), which fires a battery-powered stream of H2O. Ah, but it doesn’t end when the sun goes down with the NERF N-Strike Rayven ($29.99, which fires 18 rounds of glow-in-the-dark darts. Or how about the glow-in-the-dark disc-launching NERF Vortex Lumitron ($29.99 SRP)? Or just get them all, and let the battles begin!

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It’s a position fraught with peril, but now you can name yourself Hand Of The King with your very own reproduction Game Of Thrones: Hand Of The King pin (Dark Horse, $12.99 SRP). It’s an exact replica of the prop used in the HBO series, though you should probably avoid asking too many questions, if you value your head.

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The excellent series of Music On Film books taking an in-depth look at remarkable aural cinema takes on Dr. Frankenfurter in the enjoyable Music On Film: The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Limelight Editions, $9.99 SRP). Find out all about the long, strange journey the film took from stage to screen.

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How about a clutch of new TV on DVD titles for you? How about the Robert Urich in the first volume from the 3rd season of Vegas (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.98 SRP)? Or Mike Connors as street tough PI Joe Mannix in the complete 6th season of Mannix (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP)? Finally, you’ve got the high pressure situations handled by the Strategic Response Unit in the fourth season of Flashpoint (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$42.99 SRP), which is the only set to feature bonus materials – a trio of featurettes.

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How do you compress 13.7 million years of Earth’s existence into one concise special? Seems like a tall task, but it’s one History Of the World In Two Hours (History Channel, Not Rated, 3D BluRay-$29.95 SRP) attempts to do, from the stellar formation of the planet all the way up to today – and all presented in high definition 3D.

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After a pair of alien seed pods buried in the Antarctic permafrost are found, the 4th Doctor must fight to stop the voracious plantlife Krynoid. Complicating matters, one of the men who make off with a pod gets infected and becomes a monstrous Krynoid which, along with Tom Baker’s Doctor, are featured in the Doctor Who: The Seeds Of Doom Collectors’ Set (Underground Toys, $49.99 SRP).

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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May 14, 2012

FREDagator: 2012-05-14

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Did you know that Pixar almost deleted Toy Story 2? …

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