Tag: Mark Wahlberg

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 4/07/17: Rogue Beasts

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    This week saw the home video release of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, and amongst the many familiar elements from the period just before A New Hope were a handful of new characters added to the mythos. Perhaps the most striking were the personal Storm Trooper squadron of Director Krennic, the imposing, black-clad Death Trooper (Hot Toys/Sideshow, $234.99). And, of course, Hot Toys has leapt at the chance to render the new Trooper in 1/6-scale form, and he looks like he just marched right off the screen. To add to the fidelity, he also sports a light-up feature, as you can flip a switch and illuminate the green chin nodules on the helmet. Now, if only we could get a Director Krennic for them to back up.

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    You can break out your crayons and pencils for the newest entry in Jeffrey Brown’s charming take on Star Wars‘ Skywalker clan, Darth Vader And Family Coloring Book (Chronicle Books, $14.95 SRP), full of images adapted from previous books plus all-new material.

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    Largely overlooked in favor of louder fare, Lion (Anchor Bay, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) is worth giving a spin at home, as it features an inspiring true story of a young Indian boy who gets separated from his family while on a train, winds up at an orphanage thousands of miles away, is adopted by an Australian couple (Nicole Kidman & David Wenham), and decides, as an adult (Dev Patel), to try and find the family he lost. Bonus materials include deleted scenes and a music video.

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    I was there at the first midnight showing of Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, 3D Blu-Ray-$ SRP), and I dearly wanted to love it. I was a Harry Potter fan, after all, and to be able to journey back into J.K. Rowling’s fictional world was an unexpected treat. Or so it should have been. Sadly, for all of the wonderful potential to be had in the premise, the film never quite delivers on the magic. It’s no disaster, certainly, but it doesn’t provide a firm foundation for the further adventures of Newt Scamander. Bonus materials include behind-the-scenes featurettes and deleted scenes.

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    I’d never seen it before, but once I found out that the new-to-HD release of the film Blast-Off (Olive Films, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.95 SRP) starred Burl Ives as P.T. Barnum, I was sold. That it also stars a handful of delightful vintage character actors all on a globetrotting farce is just icing on the cake.

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    The DC animated adaptations have been hit or miss, but their adaptation of Marv Wolfman & George Perez’s legendary Teen Titans: The Judas Contract (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is largely a hit, despite some very odd hoops that had to be jumped through in regards to the team line-up. The tale of betrayal remains largely intact, however, and is worth a spin. Bonus materials include featurettes, bonus cartoons, and a sneak at the upcoming Batman And Harley Quinn movie. Oh, and if you pick up the gift set, it comes packed with a Blue Beetle figurine.

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    In an age where Broadway shows inevitably get lovely coffee table books to accompany their productions, it’s no surprise that Disney would celebrate their most recent Great White Way success with Aladdin: A Whole New World – The Road To Broadway And Beyond (Disney Editions$40 SRP). It’s a lush behind-the-scenes look at the development of the show from animated feature to stage hit.

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    I watched it once, and enjoyed its commitment to being an unsettling post-modern Kubrick, but I’ve never felt the desire to re-watch Donnie Darko (Arrow Films, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$49.95 SRP). But, for those who are devoted to it, and its disappointing director’s cut, a brand new special edition is available, loaded with bonus features as well as both cuts of the film.

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    Let me preface this by saying that the film was interesting, and Michael Keaton’s performance was nice, but The Founder (Anchor Bay, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is a film about a jerk who succeeds wildly by being a jerk who screws over his business partners. That’s the story of Ray Kroc, and it feels particularly dirty in the times we find ourselves in, to encourage this kind of behavior. Yes, he was successful, but by being absolutely McAwful as a human being. Bonus materials include a press conference and galleries.

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    A 1933 vampire film starring Fay Wray from 1933? Yeah, that’s what you get with the newly-restored The Vampire Bat (Film Detective, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), about mysterious vampire attacks in a small village, and all of the eccentric suspects who may be perpetrating them. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a featurette.

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    It’s difficult to watch Patriots Day (Lionsgate, Rated R, 4K Ultra HD-$42.99 SRP), as the events at the center of its dramatization of the manhunt following the Boston Marathon bombing still feel raw. It’s a solid film, to be sure, but an awkward viewing experience. Bonus materials include featurettes exploring the events and people involved.

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    In the grand pantheon of video game-to-film adaptations, Assassin’s Creed (Fox, Rated PG-13, 4K Ultra HD-$39.99 SRP) is definitely another one, almost entirely disposable, but very, very pretty looking in 4K. So, if you want a fine action adventure somehow starring Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard to show off your new TV, this film’ll work a charm. Bonus materials include a documentary, interviews, deleted scenes, and a gallery.

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    The fine folks at Flicker Alley continue their remarkable silent film restoration program with a unique film I’d never seen before, 1919’s Behind The Door (Flicker Alley, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), a WWI-fueled tale of vengeance about a working class American persecuted for his German ancestry who enlists to go to sea but loses his wife after she stows aboard his ship and is captured by a U-boat captain. Bonus materials featurettes, outtakes, and the Russian export version of the film.

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    You could almost make a double feature – a turgid double feature – out of Collateral Beauty (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$22.21 SRP) and Live By Night (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP), two forgotten films of 2016 starring big names – Will Smith and Ben Affleck, respectively. The stories couldn’t be more different – one’s a super-serious drama, and the other is a violent period gangster flick – but they are both, again, sadly forgettable. Collateral Beauty contains a single making-of featurette, while Live By Night sports a handful of featurettes, a commentary, and deleted scenes.

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    So. Monster Trucks (Paramount, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). A kiddie film about trucks that are also monsters. Or monsters that are also trucks. And they costar with Matthew Lillard. Because, of course they do. It’s just… I mean… I am not the audience for this. I assume that kids are. Kids who love monsters who are trucks. And Matthew Lillard. This, then, is for them. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 11/15/13: World’s End

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, and Nick Frost wrap up their Cornetto Trilogy in epic fashion with The World’s End (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), as a group of friends return back to their home town in order to complete a legendary pub crawl, only to find their sleepy village is harboring a sinister menace. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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    Here we are at the fully remastered high definition edition of Star Trek: The Next Generation – Season 5 (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$129.99 SRP), and while the quality is still high, the narrative cracks are beginning to show and will eventually lead to the running-on-fumes 7th season. But for now, the show is still firing, and even managed to pull in Leonard Nimoy for a big ol’ Spock cliffhanger finale. Bonus materials include brand new documentaries including a spotlight on the show’s music, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, episode promos, archival mission logs, and a gag reel. And speaking of that Spock finale, you can watch both it and the 6th season premiere in the feature-length cut of Star Trek: The Next Generation – Reunification (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), which sports an exclusive audio commentary, featurette, and deleted scenes.

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    It seems we’re in a golden age of witty, intelligent coming-of-age flicks, what with The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, The Way Way Back, and The To Do List (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which stars Aubrey Plaza as a high school class valedictorian who sets her post-high school graduation sights on losing her virginity in the most methodical, studious way possible. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted/extended scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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    Just in time for the forthcoming holiday regeneration of the 11th Doctor into the 12th, the BBC brings fans back to the very first instance our favorite Time Lord changed his appearance with the 1st Doctor William Hartnell’s swan song story The Tenth Planet (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP). The still-missing fourth and final episode has been reconstructed in animated form, and the 2-disc set contains the usual bevy of excellent extras including an audio commentary, featurettes, and rarities.

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    The best thing I can say about We’re The Millers (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is that it wants nothing more to be a fun, funny little character comedy and accomplishes just that, with a game cast and the straightforward comic premise of a small-time drug dealer (Jason Sudekis) who convinces his oddball neighbors (Jennifer Aniston, Will Poulter, & Emma Roberts) to join him on a drug smuggling operation to Mexico as his fake suburban family. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, outtakes, and more.

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    There are no direwolves or Steve Buscemi, but HBO’s Treme (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) has soldiered on into its three seasons with the same overlooked dignity as the city at its center, as the post-Katrina redevelopment of New Orleans continues to come with strings attached. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, music commentaries, and featurettes.

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    The great thing about Clear History (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP) is that it’s one of those wonderfully absurd ensemble comedies that Larry Gelbart used to write… Think Barbarians At The Gate, and you’ve got this tale of a marketing executive at an electric car company (Larry David) who is publicly humiliated when he cashes out his percentage before the company goes on to make billions. Flash forward a decade and, living as a recluse on a small island, his new life is threatened by the one he left behind.

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    The highest praise I can give pure popcorn entertainment like 2 Guns (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) is that its evocative of the fast & loose unlikely buddy flicks of the 80s like Tango & Cash and 48 Hours, as Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg star as a pair of undercover federal agents forced to go on the run after a drug deal goes south, each unaware that the other is an agent. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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    For any fan of music and the seemingly magical craft that goes into producing hits, the documentary The Greatest Ears In Town (Shelter Island, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) is a beautiful portrait of just such a genius – Arif Mardin. While you may not be familiar with Mardin by name, this doc illuminates that you certainly know the hits he’s produced from artists like The Bee Gees, Willie Nelson, Aretha Franklin, Dusty Springfield, and many more.

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    While much of the bloom has been taken off Woodward and Bernstein in the years since their massive scoop, there’s still something empowering about the mythologizing the duo get in All The President’s Men (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP), which is getting a brand new 2-disc special edition with the feature-length documentary All The President’s Men Revisited, plus additional documentaries, an audio commentary, featurettes, a vintage interview, and the trailer.

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    Fox has dropped another one of their periodic nuggets of catalogue gold with the high definition arrival of Joanne Woodward’s tour de force as the troubled housewife suffering from multiple personality disorder in The Three Faces Of Eve (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP). Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a Fox Movietone News clip of the Academy Awards, and the theatrical trailer.

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    If you’ve ever wanted to see a grim, disheartening, and thoroughly dour take on Superman, then Zack Snyder’s drab Man Of Steel (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is the Superman for you, as it takes everything powerful, heroic, and uplifting about the cultural icon right out of the mix, leaving only a pale Batman wannabe with delusions of cosmic grandeur. If you think my dissatisfaction harsh, it’s not nearly as harsh as the film itself. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes.

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    Yes, yes – Know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, and know there’s plenty of folksy charm to be had in the TV movie of Kenny Rogers The Gambler (Timeless Media Group, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.97 SRP), presented here in anamorphic widescreen. Heck, it’s even got Bruce Boxleitner. How can you not enjoy Captain Tron Sheridan?

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    Fans of the late, great Ernie Kovacs will want to pick up the straight-from-the-vaults-and-unseen-since-its-original-broadcast DVD debut of Here’s Edie (MVS, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP), the variety series starring Kovacs’ wife Edie Adams, which ran from 1962-1964. Guest stars include the likes of Sammy Davis Jr., Duke Ellington, Spike Jones, Bob Hope, Bobby Darin, and more. Bonus features include musical sketches from the Ernie Kovacs shows, ads, and a booklet.

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    When Mother Goose has rhymer’s block, it’s up to Elmo to try and save the day in Sesame Street: Fairy Tale Fun (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), featuring Oscar as the Prince Of Nice and Big Bird lending a helping hand to Hansel & Gretel.

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    Kids can get their winter fix of Dora with Dora’s Ice Skating Spectacular (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which finds her going up against the Ice Witch to reclaim her friends’ stolen ice skates. And there’s a pair of bonus episodes to boot.

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    Following up on the super-massive release of the complete classic era of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers comes the equally super-massive Power Rangers: Seasons 8-12 Collection (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$179.99 SRP), which brings things up to the near-present. The 26-disc set contains Lightspeed Rescue, Time Force, Wild Force, Ninja Storm, and Dino Thunder, plus an exclusive bonus disc packed with featurettes.

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    There are still people winging about 3D TVs in the home being a novelty, but when that novelty can give me nifty nature documentaries like Ocean Predators 3D, Fascination Coral Reef 3D: Hunters And The Hunted, & Polar Bears 3D: Ice Bear (Universal, Not Rated, 3D Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP each), all of which are full of fascinating and immersive nature footage, then give me the miracle of modern novelty.

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    While I consider it to be the least of their efforts, I could still find something to like about Pixar’s Cars and its sequel, but there’s no charm to be found in the rather crass cash-in Planes (Walt Disney, Rated G, 3D Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), which takes the Cars design sensibility and translates it into even more toys, the lead of which is voiced by Dane Cook – who makes Larry The Cable Guy look like Richard Burton. Here’s hoping this is a one-time aberration… But I think we all know that’s not the case. Bonus materials include Deleted scenes, a bonus song, and featurettes.

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    Spawned in the mid-90’s and based on a pulp comic book, Tank Girl (Shout Factory, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.97 SRP) is a throwback to the gloriously cheesy low-budget sci-fi “eh-pics” of the 80s… You know, like Freejack. Think Road Warrior with Lori Petty as Mel Gibson. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, interviews, and a featurette.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 3/18/11: Tramp Stamp

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    It’s a bit bloated and unwieldy, but I have to admit that I have quite a fondness for Richard Attenborough’s biopic Chaplin (Lionsgate, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), starring Robert Downey Jr as the Little Tramp – and his wonderful performance alone makes the film worth watching. Bonus materials include featurettes and a brief Chaplin home movie.

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    Got more kitchen utensils than space? Countertops and drawers at a premium? How brilliant is the Click n Cook ($34.99) modular spatula system, which features 5 various-sized spatulas and a detachable handle in a conveniently small stand that allows you to swap spatulas with a simple click (and save space!). Brilliant.

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    Those wonderful purveyors of fine comic appreciation over at Twomorrows have decided to focus on the creator of the landmark comic series Bone with Modern Masters Volume 25: Jeff Smith (Twomorrows, $15.95 SRP), which – like previous must-have volumes in the series – contains an in-depth, comprehensive interview with Smith, as well as dozens of pieces of art.

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    The animation isn’t the best, but what Hoodwinked (Weinstein Company, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP) lacks in visual flair it more than makes up for with a punchy script and catchy clutch of songs, all of which has found its way to high definition. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a music video.

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    It’s no Broadcast News, but Morning Glory (Paramount, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) does have the fun of the 80s TV flick Switching Channels with a touch of Working Girl, as it revolves around a young woman’s attempt to wrangle a last place mess of a national morning show as its new executive producer. And, best of all, it features Harrison Ford in an all-too-rare comedic turn as a veteran newsman who becomes the new morning host opposite Diane Keaton. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a deleted scene.

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    Oh, Warner Archive. I do so love how you’re releasing every marginal and obscure Hanna-Barbera cartoon in your vast library. So thank you for the a release like the set containing the complete runs of both The Space Kidettes & Young Samson (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP). Yes. That’s right.

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    It’s not as well put together as the UK original, but there’s certainly some interesting genealogical twists and turns to be found in the 1st season of the US Who Do You Think You Are? (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP), which finds celebrities tracing their family trees. The first season features the ancestral explorations of Sarah Jessica Parker, Emmitt Smith, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Broderick, Brooke Shields, Susan Sarandon, and Spike Lee.

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    It’s no Rocky, but there is a charm to The Fighter (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which stars Mark Wahlberg and Christian Bale as a pair of pugilistic brothers who reunite for a title bout that could save their family and their community. Is redemption for both in the offing? What do you think? Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    Wrap up the second half of Batman: The Brave And The Bold‘s first season (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) with the next 13 episodes full of action and good-natured crime-fighting absolutely loaded with gust stars, from Booster Gold to Aquaman.

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    I find Clint Eastwood’s films can be hit-or-miss for me, with every great flick like Unforgiven matched by a disappointing one like Gran Torino. His stab at the supernatural, Hereafter (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is one of the latter, as I could never become invested in the touchy-feely tale of a man with a connection to the afterlife (Matt Damon) and a journalist (Cecile de France) seeking answers. The sole bonus is the documentary The Eastwood Factor, which looks at his career at Warners.

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    Hal-shark. Half-octopus. All schlock. Yeah, that pretty much sums up Roger Corman’s Sharktopus (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), and there’s really not much else that needs to be said about it. Just… Sharktopus.

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    Don’t have enough 12″ Star Wars figures filling your house yet? Well, Medicom (via those nifty nellies at Sideshow Collectibles) has released another addition to their Real Action Heroes line, this time featuring the intergalactic bounty hunter Boba Fett ($149.99) as he appeared before his untimely ingestion by the Sarlaac Pit in Return Of The Jedi. The details – from the tools in his pouches to this Wookie-braid trophies – are amazing, and the overall effect is pretty spot-on. Do you want this on your shelf? Yes, you want this on your shelf.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 12/17/10: Townies

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    If The Departed was Scorsese’s attempt to get a hold on Boston, Ben Affleck’s The Town (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is a homegrown take on the intricate web of Goodfellas, right down to a heist that ultimately tears everyone apart. Sure, it’s a simplistic view of a remarkably good flick, but why don’t you give it a spin for yourself? Bonus materials include an audio commentary (on both the theatrical and extended cuts) and a clutch of featurettes.

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    Write all of those holiday gift thank you letters in the most beautiful and pretentious way possible with the Old Tyme Writing Set ($24.99). You get a feather, a wooden pen handle, seven interchangeable nibs, and a bottle of ink.

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    I greatly enjoyed the first Nanny McPhee movie, and hoped against hope that Emma Thompson would be able to maintain the same level of Poppins-esque whimsy, heart, and humor she captured so well. Thankfully, Nanny McPhee Returns (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) more than maintains it, and is an equal standalone bit of fun in its own right, as McPhee tackles the unruly household situation in WWII Britain. Do check it out. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    Going in, I didn’t know quite what to expect from The Other Guys (Sony, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP), but I was hoping it would be just another boring entry into the long line of buddy cop movies. Well, color me pleasantly surprised, because it managed to entertain me quite a bit with its story of bottom-tier NYPD partners – Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg – who get a shot at glory after the precincts top cops are die in the line of duty. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted/extended scenes, featurettes, a music video, gag reel, and more.

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    It’s always nice to see a new collection of Groucho material, even if it’s all culled from the public domain – that doesn’t mean it’s something I’ve seen. Groucho Marx: TV Classics (Synergy, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP) contains 16 You Bet Your Life episodes, a pair of Groucho-hosted episodes of The Hollywood Palace, and a few other miscellaneous bits and bobs.

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    If you want a prime example of exactly how NOT to capitalize on public knowledge of a pop culture fixture for a big screen relaunch, look no further than the lifeless, drab take on The A-Team (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which manages to suck every bit of likeability out of this ragtag group of ex-special forces attempting to clear their name. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    Fans who seemingly didn’t watch the poor-rated show when it was on can now partake of the final clutch of episodes via Caprica: Season 1.5 (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), including the still-unaired final few. Bonus features include commentaries, video blogs, deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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    If your kids liked Happy Feet and really want to see a movie about owls, then Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga’Hoole (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is the film for you. You want to see good owls fight evil owls, right? Bonus materials include featurettes and galleries – and one bonus that makes picking up the disc worth it… A new Road Runner cartoon.

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    It’s with a bit of a whimper that the once-riveting 24 (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) came to a close in its 8th and final season, having long since become a hyper version of itself. The 6-disc set contains all 24 episodes, plus commentaries, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    I must admit, I do so love an old school, cat & mouse thriller of the kind that Hitchcock and Carol Reed would make, and that’s exactly the type of methodically taut pace found in The American (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP), in which George Clooney plays a mercenary who can’t escape his past. Just watch the damn thing. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a featurette, and deleted scenes.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Opinion In A Haystack: THE LOVELY BONES

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    Twitter Friendly Lovely Bones Reveiw:

    It’s like Peter Jackson doing Terry Gilliam-Light. Stanley Tucci is amazing. Good night everybody!

    Attention Span Friendly Lovely Bones Review:

    Plot Synopsis from IMDB:

    Based on the best selling book by Alice Sebold, The Lovely Bones is the story of a 14-year-old girl from suburban Pennsylvania who is murdered by her neighbor. She tells the story from Heaven, showing the lives of the people around her and how they have changed all while attempting to get someone to find her lost body.

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    You watch a movie like Peter Jackson’s latest effort and wonder why we have the Hollywood system that we do. You think about that for about a second and you quietly remember: it’s 98% based on who is sexier. Duh. Silly to forget such concrete facts. Death. Taxes. Attractive people always win. Why is Mark Wahlberg more famous and prosperous than Stanley Tucci? No offense to Wahlberg, but other than saying hi to mothers vicariously through their offspring, a whispy voice and looking serious all the time, what does he have to offer in a world where acting behemoths like Tucci exist? It’s a rhetorical question, yet the answer is seemingly sex appeal. That could be wrong though, perhaps we haven’t seen Wahlberg’s full potential, but we have seen Tucci’s for decades now. Tucci can do drama, comedy, action, sci-fi, hero, villain, anything”¦just give the guy a script and he pours the premium-acting-serum down his gullet and blows you away. Once again I apologize for my bitter snark, but I’ve been a follower and fan of Mr. Tucci since Undercover Blues. It gets a touch annoying when the community starts praising an actor, who has been great for twenty years, like he came out of nowhere and it’s a surprise he is that damn good. His incredibly nuanced and Oscar worthy performance in The Lovely Bones is the least surprising cinematic pleasure I’ve witnessed so far in 2010.

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    Praise of Tucci aside, The Lovely Bones is an uneven delight. Having not read the book, it seems obvious to say that none of these assertions are based on accuracy to the source material. Peter Jackson channels his Heavenly Creatures mojo and adds a dash of Terry Gilliam’s aesthetic to the skeleton of the movie. The scenes featuring Saoirse Ronan’s Susie Salmon wafting through the “inbetween” of heaven and earth are easily the strongest elements of the whole film, and the scenes in which Jackson seems to be most comfortable. The director’s output for the last ten years has no doubt become household knowledge. Being a strong fan of his films, (especially his early work) it is a touch disappointing to see him come back from heavy fantasy worlds in order to prove to those that forgot, or didn’t know, his pre-Rings career had shown he can do other genres besides fantasy, only for him to deliver a movie where the fantasy scenes work so well and the scenes based in reality fall way off key. If anything The Lovely Bones will only serve to push him more into the pre-defined little fantasy treasure-chest that it should have broke him out of.

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    Mark Wahlberg and Rachel Wiesz play the parents of Susie Salmon, and they feel like a huge presence in the narrative”¦for about 15 minutes. After Susie goes missing, murdered by Stanley Tucci’s disgusting George Harvey, the role of the parental units (Conehead speak!) seems to just dissipate off into the wind, so much so that I forgot about Wiesz’s character even being in the movie for a good chunk. Her comings and goings happen without much fanfare, much like the father’s obsession with finding the truth about his daughter’s disappearance. In fact, it seems we are suppose to be following the father’s heartbreak more than anyone’s, but suddenly Susie’s invisible-to-the-audience sister, played by Rose Mclver, comes to the forefront in the hunt for the killer and it gives off this very uneven feeling of who we are emotionally suppose to follow. Add in a wacky montage (wacky montage? Yes really) of Susan Sarandon’s hard drinking, smoking Grandmother trying to do house chores and take care of the kids while the parents mourn and you have one very disjointed feeling. First the movie is killing a kid, and then Susan Sarandon has a wacky “˜80s-style montage, with a side of more wacky. WACKY! There is also a semi-side-story involving a psychic girl who becomes this film’s “Whoopi Goldberg” which I won’t go into, but let me stress, it makes it even more unbalanced.

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    The one consistent character through out is Tucci’s George Harvey. The razor sharp performance coupled with the dimly lit scenes of the killer bombastically pounding, sawing, and thoughtfully planning out the murder of an innocent girl molds George Harvey into an archetypal villain worth noting. Susie narrates the events of her killer’s life, past and present, showing us the horrid crimes he’s committed and how much he craves them. If there is anything to be said about craftsmanship here it is the wonderful sound design and editing concerning George’s scenes. The sounds are sharp, full, and hit hard in contrast to the rest of the film’s soft audio texture. A small piece of praise, but a worthy one”¦someone’s got to give the sound guy’s their due!

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    It needs to be said that the uneven tone could possibly be due to the long span of time that the film’s narrative covers. In many ways the movie reminded me of David Fincher’s Zodiac, due to the long spans of time not shown and character progression that has to be sacrificed because of such. In all honesty The Lovely Bones might be getting a rather unfair assessment from me, it felt like one of those movies where repeat viewings help the flick to find its footing in your mind and sell you on it a ton more. Perhaps I’m just saying that because I’m a fan of Jackson, but all the flaws taken into account, the movie still has much to offer. Highly recommended for fans of Stanley Tucci and the concept of purgatory (the non-Catholic version.)

    Thanks for reading!

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 1/23/09: Sugar & Spice

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    Fans have been waiting with bated breath, and all of that desperate anticipation can finally be released with he release of The Powerpuff Girls 10th Anniversary Edition: The Complete Series (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). The 6-disc set features all 78 episodes, plus bonus materials, the holiday special, and much more. But BOOOOO to Warners for putting out this long-awaited set on friggin’ double-sided discs. I LOATHE these awkward, money-saving monstrosities.

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    Try as I might, I couldn’t get into Steve Coogan’s latest sitcom foray, Saxondale (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), starring the former Alan Partridge as burned out, middle-aged roadie Tommy Saxondale as he attempts to negotiate a post-divorce, workaday life. The 3-disc set features both seasons 1 &2, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, a featurette, a behind-the-scenes documentary, and an interview with Coogan and Neil Maclennan.

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    All good things must end, even if that ending came over 30 years ago. Such is the case with the release of the sixth and final season of The Rockford Files (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The 3-disc set features all 12 episodes, but still not a single bonus feature. Shame.

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    Alan Davies is back as sleuthing magician Jonathan Creek, accompanied as always by journalist Madeline Magellan (Caroline Quentin), the complete third season (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.96 SRP). The 2-disc set features all 6 episodes, but sadly no bonus features. Here’s hoping the final season features a tribute to late producer Verity Lambert.

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    Simon Schama turns his historical eye towards examining American History and explaining how the past informs the nation’s present in his excellent documentary The American Future: A History (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP). Bonus features include an introduction from Schama and a photo gallery.

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    Paramount rolls out another pair of much0requested catalogue titles onto Blu-Ray with Matthew Broderick and Reese Witherspoon in Alexander Payne’s Election (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) and David Fincher’s Zodiac (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$38.99 SRP). Election features an audio commentary with Payne, while the 2-disc edition of Zodiac features a pair of audio commentaries, a behind-the-scenes documentary, a documentary on the actual events, a look at the prime suspect, and a visual effects featurette.

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    The latest star to get the Warners box set spotlight treatment arrives in the form of the Natalie Wood Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), featuring fully remastered special editions of 6 films – Bombers B-52, Cash McCall, Splendor In The Grass, Gypsy, Sex And The Single Girl, and Inside Daisy Clover. Bonus featurettes include classic cartoons, trailers, and a pair of deleted musical numbers on Gypsy.

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    I’m sorry, but I can’t watch Mark Wahlberg without two things coming to mind now – his abysmal performance in The Happening and Andy Samberg’s scathing impersonation on SNL. With those both in mind, watching Wahlberg in Max Payne (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) – the videogame adaptation – is like high farce. Check it out and enjoy. Bonus features include an audio commentary, a documentary, featurettes, a graphic novel, and more.

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    The Douglas family are back with the second volume of their first season, and I challenge you to get the theme song to My Three Sons (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) out of your head. The 3-disc set features 18 episodes full of crotchety William Frawley goodness.

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    Though I still think of him as the 5th Doctor, Peter Davison also starred as Detective Constable “Dangerous” Davies in The Last Detective, the complete collection of which is now available (Acorn Media, Not Rated, DVD-$99.99 SRP). The 9-disc set features all 17 full-length mysteries, plus the 1981 movies starring Bernard Cribbins as Davies.

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    It’s not nearly as groundbreaking or funny as his previous landmark specials, but Chris Rock’s Kill The Messenger (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is still a pointed, funny concert. What’s also unique – if you pick up the 3-disc special edition – is it contains not only the Apollo show that aired, but also the full editions of his South Africa and London performances, plus interviews with Rock.

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    John Frankenheimer’s still compelling portrait of George Wallace (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) starring Gary Sinise as the Alabama Governor, segregationist, and eventual presidential candidate finally comes to DVD in a 2-disc special edition. The sole bonus feature is a fascinating look back at the film ad Frankenheimer by the cast.

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    Anyone interested in cinema history would do well to pick up a copy of the mega documentary MGM: When The Lion Roars (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Originally produced in 1992, it chronicled the incredible history of the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer studio, with narration from Patrick Stewart.

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    Crytozoology nuts probably eat up the sensationalist style of Monster Quest (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$44.95 SRP) and it’s investigations of bizarre animal reports, but every once in awhile it provides some interesting zoological information and discoveries. Take a grain of salt and then dive into the complete second season, featuring all 20 episodes plus additional featurettes.

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    The spooks of MI-5 return in the complete 6th season (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP), which finds the team recovering from the bombing of the Thames barrier only to face a far more virulent threat (literally). The 5-disc set features audio commentaries, a video diary, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and cast interviews.

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    The film is still an overwrought tearjearker, but The Notebook (New Line, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP) has enough of a dedicated fanbase as to warrant the opportunistic release of a deluxe giftset, featuring the film, a photo book, bookmarks, a stationary set, and decorative stickers.

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    Sound the alarms and rouse the kids, as the 5th season of Emergency (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) hits DVD packed to the gills with decades old danger in Los Angeles. The 5-disc set features all 24 episodes, plus the crossover episode with Adam-12.

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    The Cold Case Unit is back on the case (yes, I wrote that) in the 3rd season of the UK’s excellent answer to CSI, Waking The Dead (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP). The 2-disc set features 4 episodes.

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    Another blink and you missed it series comes to DVD with Moonlight: The Complete Series (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), starring Alex O’Laughlin as LA PI (and vampire) Mick St. John. Think of it as a watered down Angel. The 4-disc set features all 16 episodes.

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    It holds no sway for me, but I have known my nephew’s eyes to be glued to Nick’s Back To The Barnyard, so I’m sure he’ll delight in the 5-episode collection Cowman: The Uddered Avenger (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). The disc also features an animatic.

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    It’s time for this week’s classics corner, as the BBC release another of their literary adaptations sets – The Henry James Collection (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), featuring The American, The Portrait Of A Lady, The Spoils Of Poynton, The Wings Of The Dove, & The Golden Bowl.

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    Oh, National Lampoon. Your brand means absolutely nothing now. Nothing at all. My proof? National Lampoon’s Stoned Age (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Shame on you. Shame. Bonus features include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, viral videos, outtakes, and more.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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