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November 30, 2008

Win a NERF: N-STRIKE VULCAN BLASTER!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:00 pm

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Nerf, one (1) NERF: N-STRIKE VULCAN BLASTER.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, December 8th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, December 8th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: UNDENIABLE on CD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 10:52 pm

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Chipmunk Records, two (2) copies of ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: UNDENIABLE on CD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, December 8th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, December 8th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Trailer Park: The Turkey Trots

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By Christopher Stipp

The Archives, Right Here

I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

Boy, oh boy, how long has it been since we last connected? A while, I know

One of the things that has been keeping me busy as of late has been a spate of genuinely interesting opportunities to talk to people I would have never otherwise been able to chat up for a bit. From TIMECRIMES (o LOS CRONOCRIMENS for the Spanish language readers out there) director/writer Nacho Vigalondo, ELTON JOHN: TANTRUMS AND TIARAS director David Furnish (his partner), the directorial team behind SPECIAL along with Michael Rapaport, asshole extraordinaire Denis Leary about his new book Why We Suck, director Danny Boyle about SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE (easily the best film I’ve seen all year) and then capped it off with a chat with director Darren Aronofsky about THE WRESTLER (a movie that earns every moment, every emotion). Now, with regard to Darren, there was a little matter of a lunch that brought out a wide array of inconsequential information, as it relates to THE WRESTLER, but when I get to that piece in a couple of weeks I’ll explain how, between mouthfuls of salami and spinach and artichoke dip, I heard a little bit about his feelings on the handling of THE FOUNTAIN DVD and an array of tidbits I would never of thought to as during our interview. (The lunch was wicked good…)

Now, it is that time of year when mens thoughts turn to turkey and, as I have been doing every single year (or close to it), I hope each one of you dust off your copy of PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES to watch during Thanksgiving. I have had it up to here about people talking of their greatest Christmas films (we all know if it ain’t A CHRISTMAS STORY you ain’t shit) but you ask someone to rattle off their favorite Thanksgiving movie all of a sudden their lips don’t flap as quickly.

One of the more delightful additions to the John Hughes canon there isn’t a whole lot you can say negatively against PLANES, TRAINS.

Regarding one of the the truly remarkable things about this film I would have to point to John Candy’s performance as the reason why this is a perennial classic. His comedy is thankfully not family friendly, he is actually allowed to be a guy you don’t laugh at but laugh with as he takes Steve Martin’s sanity down to nothing. And Steve Martin deserves the kind of credit that he no longer gets from me or a lot of people who could say he’s traded every ounce of comedic goodwill and invested it in Disney/PINK PANTHER pabulum. It’s one of those films that no matter where you catch it as its playing on television you can watch it midstream and love it. Do yourself and family a favor, watch this one on Thursday and know that you’re seeing is the demise of not only one man but of the other man’s edge.

Another option available to you if that tryptophan hasn’t finished you off is to turn into IFC FREE (VOD) at midnight on Thursday for your chance to see a hilarious and introspective look at goth culture in GOTH CRUISE. The premise makes you think this is completely made up and/or a set up but this film takes you on the 4th Annual Goth Cruise where 150 British and American Goths sail around the Caribbean for five days. During this cruise they have a masquerade ball, a charity art auction and oodles of other activities that you or I would want to participate in should we find ourselves a Royal Caribbean looking to sip a Mai Tai or a pina colada.

The film is a hoot. Flat out this will be the most intriguing thing you will watch all week if for no other reason than it gives you a good appreciation for the sub-culture that has for a long time been relegated to the confines of people who wear blood red crushed velvet and do nothing but listen to Siouxsie Sioux. Turns out, a lot of these people enjoy goth culture and indulge themselves in it when they can and not necessarily on a full-time basis.

What’s even more interesting is that, as you watch this film unravel, you notice that there is a line of demarcation between those who are American goths and those who are British goths. Both groups have 90% of the things they hold dear in common but they diverge where they come down on how they express their goth-ness. Americans, loud and outspoken as we are with our emotions, don’t think that way when it comes to expressing it on film. In a recent article she wrote for the Huffington Post director Jeanie Finlay talked about the differences a little more with regard to the cultural divide between what one fears of being perceived as and what one does without regard to the opinions of others when it comes to their goth indulgences.

One of the reasons why I asked to look further into this sub-culture and got a screener of this film was that every year when I go to Comic-Con I see people who are willing to let their freak flag fly and it fills me with an inexorable amount of happiness to see these individuals in GOTH CRUISE do the same with the kind of aplomb I see every summer.

To some degree a lot will be made to look at these cruisers as somehow funny looking or bizarre but to me this film was yet another entry into a film series that show people who ensconce themselves in dress up and camaraderie with other like-minded individuals is a liberating to some degree. It’s heartening to know these people are out there, human beings who want to spend their time with other human beings, making the world a little darker, and crushed velvety, place. You will not be disappointed.

And, speaking of being devoid of disappointment, have any of you heard about the released WRESTLER trailer? If you haven’t already checked it out I would recommend you view this thing and really pay attention to what is going on in this thing.

It kills me, genuinely, that I can’t talk at all about this film for many weeks but thankfully I didn’t see this trailer before seeing it. There is something about not knowing a crumb about a movie before going in and it was a delight to witness this film without any preconceptions.

The reason why I would urge you to see this trailer is that it is simply succinct and leaves you not knowing exactly what is going on. The music, the mood, the glimpses of what Mickey is getting a dump truck worth of praise for, it’s all there.

Now, while I can’t say a word I can say that one of the more fascinating effects this movie will hopefully have is that it doesn’t really hit you right away. It lingers for a bit and you slowly come to feel the one question that I posed to Darren: Where did The Ram end and Mickey Rourke begin? It’s just too good.

And now, what would your Thanksgiving be like without some Ray Schillaci action? This week’s entry into his Worth Revisiting series has him catching up with Montana Wildhack. Not sure who that is? Confused? Read on and be ignorant no more..

Montana Wildhack and Other Wonderful Oddities

In 1972, my parents asked me what I would like to see on my 16th birthday. Growing up as the kid with unusual taste in cinema, I found an art house film that was playing in a limited engagement in Westwood (a once “hot spot” in L.A. to hang out in the 70’s). Critics praised the little film. The story sounded originally wild; a man becomes unstuck in time, bouncing from his involvement in WWII to his ridiculously “Leave it to Beaver” life to being abducted by aliens for observance and procreation with a softcore porn star, Montana Wildhack!

If that was not enough to spark my interest – the young starlet playing the softcore porn queen was none other than Valerie Perrine, who was naked nearly throughout her screen time. My teenage hormones were kicking into overdrive. There was no way I was going to wait another year before I caught it at a revival theater and I had no shame duping my unsuspecting parents into taking me.

What neither of us realized is that “Slaughterhouse-Five” was a brilliant piece of work that just had the added attraction of two of the best breasts ever to grace the screen. Valerie Perrine would go on to be the first actress to bare her beauties on national TV with the debut of Bruce Jay Friedman’s “Steambath” starring Bill Bixby (Hulk fame) and Kenneth Mars (the crazed Nazi playwright in Brook’s The Producers). She then went on to co-star with Dustin Hoffman in “Lenny” not only baring her breasts but also committing to a very racy (at the time) lesbian scene. Ms Perrine went on to be nominated for an Oscar for Best Actress for that amazing and touching performance. There was always a sweet earthiness that followed her performances that captivated the audience. But later she ended up in a few turkeys and eventually played a third banana (as opposed to second banana) comic relief in the Christopher Reeve “Superman” movies. One cannot help but wonder what happened to such a talent. The same could be said for everyone else who was associated with Vonnegut’s “Slaughterhouse-Five”.

Director, George Roy Hill would go on to direct “The Sting,” but eventually peter out after that. The supporting cast didn’t even have a chance to really break out, remaining in thankless supporting roles that would never do them the justice of the talent they once displayed in Vonnegut’s, near-impossible-to-translate-to-film, tale. Yes, I can go on about the picture perfect cinematography, the haunting score, insightful dialogue and so much more ““ including an unnerving and unforgettable performance by Ron Leibman as Paul Lazzaro, the chip-on-his-shoulder narcissistic lunatic who maintains a list of everyone that has ever wronged him and vows lethal vindication while following our lead character, Billy Pilgrim, from WWII, the concentrations camps to the last breath Billy takes on Earth.

There are so many gem moments in this movie and yet one would think that it sounds like a jumbled mess when jumping back and forth in time. But George Roy Hill is in perfect form making sense of it all while capturing the lunacy of an out-of-whacked Norman Rockwell existence and matching it with the horrors of Nazi Germany. The juxtaposition is amazing. Billy Pilgrim’s journey is touching, funny, frightening and thought provoking all at once.

Billy, Michael Sacks in a remarkably sensitive portrayal, begins as an old man relaying his life to us. His children see him as a frail, confused man and just want the best for their father. Billy is at first accepting of his plight of never knowing where he may end up or not remembering with only an occasional hint of what’s to come. He bounces through time like a ping-pong ball across a table never landing in he same exact spot and sometimes spinning wildly out of control throwing us off, but always engaging us. We travel with him to the 30’s, all the way to the 60’s and onto the planet Tralfamadore in no particular order. One moment Billy could be asking for a kiss from Ms Wildhack with her pendulum-like breasts swinging in his face, the next he’s suddenly in a snow covered field hiding from the Nazi’s with his partner freaking out over Billy’s behavior (asking for a kiss). Billy’s experiences during WWII are just as captivating as his relationship with his overbearing and over weight wife who insistently promises Billy she has a new reason to lose the weight every time he’s made her happy. It’s priceless. The only down sides to the film as a whole are the makeup and special effects which were limited to not only the film’s budget, but also to the era as well. This can easily be overlooked ““ like that terrible suitcase in the “Dead Zone” that represented the final button to be pushed the event of a nuclear war. Everything else in “Dead Zone” was picture perfect ““ so one could forgive it and we do the same with Slaughterhouse-Five.

Universal released a bare-bones DVD version of this fantastic film and one can only hope that somebody in the company get some smarts and give us a little more on a Blu-Ray edition. This is a must for sci-fi fans and required viewing by anybody that has a love for good strong, creative filmmaking/storytelling. For a true eclectic experience rent or buy this forgotten gem.

Trailer Park: KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN DVD Giveaway

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By Christopher Stipp

The Archives, Right Here

I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

I’ll go on record as saying this probably the first time I’ve given away a movie that gave William Hurt an Academy Award and was nominated for Best Picture, Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay in 1985. I do realize the median age of some people who read this and know many of you were barely getting a grasp on the English language when this film was making waves.

Suffice to say there is nothing that can be put into meanigful explanation as to why this film works as well as it does when you consider the subject matter. The movie is grippingly intense, made on the kind of budget you would usually reserve for art house indies nowadays and made quite a stir when it was released.

I’ve got 4 to give away and, with regard to winning one, all I need to know is whether you’ve seen it or not. That’s it. Hopefully I’ll be able to give a couple to those of you who loved it a long time ago and a couple to those who need to see it for the first time. Shoot me a line at Christopher_Stipp@Yahoo.com.

For you newbies who need an explanation of the film here it is:

The film tells of the political prisoner Valentin Arregui (Raul Julia) and effeminate homosexual and statutory rapist Luis Molina (William Hurt). They share a Brazilian prison cell.

Molina passes the time by recounting memories from one of his favorite films, a wartime romantic thriller that’s also a Nazi propaganda film. He weaves the characters into a narrative meant to comfort Arregui and distract him from the harsh realities of political imprisonment and the separation from the woman he cares about.

Arregui allows Molina to penetrate some of his defensive self and opens up. An unlikely friendship develops between the two prisoners: the dreamer and the political activist.

As the story develops, it’s clear that Arregui is being poisoned by his jailers to force him to reveal what he knows. Molina, it seems, may also have ulterior motives.

Trailer Park: HELLBOY II DVD Giveaway

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By Christopher Stipp

The Archives, Right Here

I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

Through the powers that be I have been given 5 copies of Guillermo del Toro’s actioneer HELLBOY 2 to give away on DVD. Those of you who have seen it know how well Guillermo has made a sequel that doesn’t feel like a cash-in and has every bit of oomph of its predecesor. The film is flat out fun and visually dazzling. It’s worthy of any fan’s collection and, coincidently enough, makes a great stocking stuffer come this Christmas. (Or, maybe you’re a greedy kind of person and want this magic all for yourself. I can respect that.)

As always, the level of difficulty of getting a copy of this is quite high: Send me your name to Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com

(And, if you’ve won any previous DVD giveaways in the past month, sit on your hands. Seriously. Not everyone else is addicted to on-line contests like you…)

For those who need some background here is the official synopsis:

With a signature blend of action, humor and character-based spectacle, the saga of the world’s toughest, kitten-loving hero from Hell continues to unfold in Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Bigger muscle, badder weapons and more ungodly villains arrive in an epic vision of imagination from Oscar®-nominated director Guillermo del Toro (Pan’s Labyrinth, Hellboy).

After an ancient truce existing between humankind and the invisible realm of the fantastic is broken, hell on Earth is ready to erupt. A ruthless leader who treads the world above and the one below defies his bloodline and awakens an unstoppable army of creatures. Now, it’s up to the planet’s toughest, roughest superhero to battle the merciless dictator and his marauders. He may be red. He may be horned. He may be misunderstood. But when you need the job done right, it’s time to call in Hellboy (Ron Perlman).

Along with his expanding team in the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense – pyrokinetic girlfriend Liz (Selma Blair), aquatic empath Abe (Doug Jones) and protoplasmic mystic Johann – the BPRD will travel between the surface strata and the unseen magical one, where creatures of fantasy become corporeal. And Hellboy, a creature of two worlds who’s accepted by neither, must choose between the life he knows and an unknown destiny that beckons him.

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #71: A Turkey And A Ham

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:32 am

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #71: A Turkey And A Ham – Ken & Dana return with a post-Thanksgiving discussion of nude former classmates, nudity in general, a little bit of mail, and what they’re both thankful for.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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November 26, 2008

Masters Of Song Fu Holiday Special: Sign-Up Begins…

Filed under: Masters Of Song Fu — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:47 am

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

We have 25 slots open to any and all musicians across this here internet. All you have to do is be one of the first 25 to apply via the form below, and you’re in. This is a special, one-off HOLIDAY CHALLENGE. THE LIST OF CHALLENGERS AND THE FIRST TASK WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON MONDAY, DECEMBER 1st.

Once those 25 participants have been announced, the festive showdown will commence.

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the 25 competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to Quick Stop to be voted on by you, the readers.

After one week of intense campaigning and voting… well, something special will happen.

Oh, and what do we call this competition?

MASTERS OF SONG FU: HOLIDAY SPECIAL

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To mix things up a bit, we’ll have our usual complement of very special Masters who you’ll be going up against in this edition of MASTERS OF SONG FU. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu. We’ll be revealing the Masters on December 1st, when the Challengers are announced.

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights, you’ll be getting a special holiday treat.

Remember, you must be able to realize a song both lyrically and musically. This competition is open to both singer/songwriters and bands – but since space is limited, only enter if you truly accept the challenge. As stated above, we’ll be accepting the first 25 valid applications we receive.

Are you ready to bring your Fu? If so, fill out the form below:

Artist or Band Name:
Email:
Website:

Note: Competitors will be notified via e-mail of their selection.
If you have any problems submitting your entry via the form above, you can also e-mail the entry information to
songfu @ asitecalledfred.com (taking out the spaces, naturally) with the subject line “Song Fu”.

Win HORTON HEARS A WHO on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:31 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Video, three (3) copies of HORTON HEARS A WHO on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 3rd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 3rd.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE on Blu-Ray!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:26 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Video, three (3) copies of THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE on Blu-Ray.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 3rd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 3rd.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

November 25, 2008

TV Or Not TV: 11/24 – 11/30

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Welcome to another edition of TV or Not TV where I am sad for The Pie Maker.

As I mentioned a few weeks ago it is the time for shows to be judged by their presenters and they either get to continue on or they fall by the schedule wayside. We, the viewers, do not actually get to decide on the fates of these shows (except with our viewing habits as reported by the all-mysterious Nielsen ratings system). That decision, for right or wrong, is made by those in charge of the networks.

I’m sad this week to learn that one of the more enjoyable and original shows is falling in a trifecta of cancellations (or non-order of new episodes) over at ABC. Pushing Daisies, along with it’s Wednesday night companions Eli Stone and Dirty, Sexy, Money, hasn’t been given a pickup. The network has no interest in new episodes, so the 13 that have been produced will potentially be the last new episodes that we will ever see. Those of you that have been fans of the show about a Pie Maker with the ability to bring those back from the dead with the touch of his finger will also be upset to know that episode 13 will end on a cliff hanger leaving us with a lingering question mark that may never have an answer.

I’ve never actually followed the ratings for Pushing Daisies so I don’t know how it performed before the Writer’s Strike occurred. I do know that that Pushing Daisies was critically acclaimed (which oddly enough in television isn’t always a good thing) and that the show felt like it had good momentum before the abrupt halt it had to endure last year. I’m left wondering if its ratings sag has anything to do with the strike. Had it been to long for the audience of the show to remember (or even care) about it anymore? Was some of the magic lost in that downtime? All of these are questions without answers, of course, but that nagging feeling in the back of my head makes me believe that there is a connection.

The passing of Pushing Daisies is once again another painful reminder that creator Bryan Fuller just can’t seem to catch a break. His first original venture about a woman receiving messages from inanimate objects was the short lived Wonder Falls which was critically acclaimed and didn’t complete its first season. The Showtime original Dead Like Me was another great show, critically adored and completed only two short seasons. All of his shows have unique and extremely entertaining concepts, superb writing, and all never seem to last long enough. Here is hoping that this at least means he can return to Heroes now and try to fix that damned show.

My apologies to fans of Eli Stone and DSM for not going in to more detail as I only sampled either of these shows. I can simply say that to see an entire scheduled night of television go is quite a shock to the TV viewing system.

NBC once again also proves itself to be the network that can’t give a show a chance to prove itself. The incredibly well made and compelling My Own Worst Enemy has also not been given a pick up, along with the returning Lipstick Jungle. Having only watched the former I can say that I’m shocked that the show isn’t getting a season to prove itself. This is a condition I feel that the sagging lead in of Heroes (as well as the cost to make the show) are coming heavily in to play.

I’m sure that before we know it more shows will continue to fall. We have a whole slew of mid-season replacements on the way as well as the “winter” schedule shows due in January. As always, stay tuned.

If you are one of the five people that actually read this column then you will pick up on the fact that at least two shows from last week are appearing again this week? What I do isn’t a perfect science and sometimes the wires can get crossed. Last week they got completely jumbled. My apologies to the confusion it may have caused.

Now it is time to take a look at the shows that are still with us.

MONDAY

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Last week we found out that Chuck‘s ex-girlfriend is actually the enemy, too bad Chuck doesn’t know it yet. He will within 42 broadcast minutes.

FOX ““ 9:00 PM: Last week on Prison Break they spent the entire show breaking in to a high tech room to get at this Scyla thing. This week presumably they get it, but since we’re only half way through the season you can put even money on the fact that it all doesn’t just go off without a hitch (betrayal is a comin’).

NBC ““ 9:00 PM: So you know how all this Heroes stuff happened with an eclipse? Well, amazingly enough another is happening and things get screwed up more than me writing last week’s column.

TUESDAY

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Jerry Rice and Steve Young show up on The Biggest Loser: Families to put the players through NFL style workouts. I swear I’ve had nightmares about this EXACT same thing.

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: Nothing says loving like A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. I haven’t seen this one in years and I just can’t wait to see it.

FOX ““ 9:00 PM: A man on Fringe is so convinced he is being attacked by butterflies (you read that right) that he leaps from a window to escape them (seriously, butterflies?).

WEDNESDAY

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Not since Sonny & Cher or Donnie & Marie have we seen a really good variety show. Rosie O’Donell hopes to change that tonight with Rosie Live! Good luck Ro, I’m rooting for you.

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: As mentioned above there are a limited number of Pushing Daisies left so you may want to enjoy tonight’s episode. Stephen Root is on one again so it can’t be all that bad.

THURSDAY

NBC ““ 9:00 AM: If you’ve really needed a David Archuleta fix than you will want to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: FOX’s answer to what to show on TV when no one is really watching is the Adam Sandler movie Click.

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: I think I like NBC’s decision to air one of the best super-hero movies ever: The Incredibles.

FRIDAY

SCIFI ““ 8:00 AM: Wondering what to do for the next 24 hours? How about watching a Mork & Mindy marathon that pretty much covers the entire series run? Nanu!

USA ““ 8:00 ““ 10:00 PM: It’s the day after Thanksgiving so naturally the Christmas things need to be brought out. Tonight special holiday editions of Monk and Psych give us our season’s greetings.

FX ““ 8:00 PM: Here’s something I never thought I’d see, a Wayans brothers marathon. If you can stomach Little Man than your constitution is sturdy enough to handle White Chicks.

SATURDAY

TBS ““ 9:00 PM: Wow, I wasn’t aware this was officially variety show week. This night it’s Ellen’s Even Bigger, Really Big Show.

USA ““ 9:00 PM: The movie Elf is one of my all-time holiday favorites. I know, it feels kind of wrong to put it up there with A Christmas Story but it is just good wholesome fun.

SUNDAY

ABC ““ 9:00 PM: It’s the post-fire episode of Desperate Housewives. Now we know who the crazy blonde guy is out for, but what is the REAL reason he’s after him?

MTV ““ 10:00 PM: You might be surprised by Britney: For the Record as this 90 minutes is nothing at all like the last semi-reality show we saw her in. This one may have you actually feeling sorry for her.

COMEDY ““ 10:00 PM: It’s a night of Kat Williams with The Pimp Chronicles Pt. 1 and American Hustle: The Movie.

TNT ““ 10:30 PM: If you are like me you probably couldn’t muster the desire to buy or rent Lost Boys: The Tribe. If you have TNT you only have to endure commercials to sit through it. Don’t worry, I’ll be with you in spirit as I sit through this too.

Will Wilkins is counting down to turkey.

Win SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: SEASON 4 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:15 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Universal Home Video, five (5) copies of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: SEASON 4 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, December 2nd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

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Win a DESTROY ALL HUMANS: PATH OF THE FURON bobblehead!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with THQ, three (3) DESTROY ALL HUMANS: PATH OF THE FURON bobbleheads.

Destroy All Humans! Path of the Furon (out 12/1 for Xbox360 and PS3) takes players on a journey of Destruction and Enlightenment in the Funked Out 1970s. The newest installment in the acclaimed franchise, redefines the brand’s irreverent Sci-Fi action gaming experience with new weapons and mental abilities, high-fidelity destruction and expanded open-world gameplay. Players will pick up where prequel Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed leaves off, controlling Crypto when mysterious new enemy attacks Earth, sweeping Crypto up in a conspiracy that unravels his groovy new way of life and threatens the very survival of the Furon race. Players will take Crypto on a journey of Enlightenment and Destruction as he gains new powers from an alien Kung Fu Master in order to take on his most difficult enemy yet – his own kind.

Head over to www.CryptoEnhance.com for trailers, game designer interviews, AIM icons, wallpapers, and a chance to win a 32″ HD TV or a $50 Gamestop giftcard!

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, December 2nd.

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Win WANTED on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Universal Home Video, five (5) copies of WANTED on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, December 2nd.

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November 24, 2008

Trailer Park: TWILIGHT Interview

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By Christopher Stipp

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Does anyone have any idea how much people are willing to do anything to get close to those involved in TWILIGHT?

Stores have been shut down, cops have been called in, teenage girls are crying at the mere mention of Robert Pattinson’s name, crowds have not packed and swelled malls to the kind of degree not seen since the last Menudo tour circa 1985 and some of those involved could not be more laid back and chill about it all.

Edi Gathegi who plays Laurent, Rachelle Lefevre who plays Victoria and Taylor Lautner who plays Jacob Black could not have been more removed or reflective on the entire experience. They look at it with a bit of comedy, genuine amazement and are sanguine about how they feel towards any subsequent sequels.

When I met them at the Valley Ho in Scottsdale, Arizona the film was about 2 weeks away from dropping, they were slated for an appearance at the local Scottsdale Fashion Square Mall where 750 teenagers paid $30 a pop for a t-shirt and a ticket that would allow them to get close enough for a photo and autograph. And I understand that. I won’t make fun of these people, although it’s awfully tempting when you see some of the nutters in line, but the real sports are the actors who put on a smiley face and braved the insanity.

Note bene: This interview was conducted before me even seeing a frame of film or even reading a page of Arizona native Meyer’s book. So, keep your snarky comments to yourself. We join this interview with Rachelle and I talking, oddly enough, about how I once came from Chicago…

RACHELLE LEFEVRE: You are? I’m a Bears fan.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Nice. Cubs fan?

LEFEVRE: No. Not a baseball person.

CS: Then I’m done with you for the rest of the interview.

LEFEVRE: Hey, I’m from Montreal, OK and I was an Expo’s fan until the 1994 strike ruined us on our way to win a World Series and we’ve never recovered and then we lost our team because Jeffrey Loria, who’s an American, bought up the team and sold it off for parts like it was art. So I do not watch baseball anymore. I am scared for life.

EDI GATHEGI: That was the Expo’s?

LEFEVRE: Yea. Hard to respect the team that played the second half of their last season in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

CS: Regarding the film I know Pattinson is making an appearance in Chicago tonight, actually, and there are cops are being brought in to get ready

LEFEVRE: They canceled the event in San Francisco.

CS: I heard that. Did you guys know going in what you were getting yourselves into?

TAYLOR LAUTNER: No, not really. The first time we realized the potential of this thing I think was ComiCon and our first night in Seattle was a pretty big taste of ComiCon again. I definitely was not expecting anything near what it was and they were just great. The fans are very supportive and we are very lucky to have them.

GATHEGI: They are about as enthusiastic as you can get right up to the brink before they start breaking each others noses.

LAUTNER: Exactly.

(Laughs)

GATHEGI: I think I lost a little bit of hearing though all that stuff.

CS: I was actually there at ComiCon during all that. I only had a baseline understanding of the book series because Stephenie Miller is from here. I knew she was a local author but I had no idea that young girls, young people, really have attached themselves to this book series. As you guys were doing the film, what did you come to understand why young people are so connected to the story?

GATHEGI: I think there are a lot of questions that come up when you are in high school and are a young adult. There’s a lot of teen angst, forbidden love, like the whole Romeo and Juliet story, she can’t really be with him because they are different species but they’ve fallen in love with each other and what do…does she want to turn, live the rest of her life as a vampire… and I think Stephenie does a wonderful job painting these characters in such a truthful and honest way.

She does.

She sets up our world as we know it. It’s our world and then she starts to justify or asks all the questions of how vampires could possibly exist in our world the way we would naturally. And then she has an answer for each question and you think, oh my god, this is a world that could possibly exist.

LEFEVRE: Totally plausible.

GATHEGI: Totally plausible. And I think people are rooting for their relationship as they read and it’s just so interesting and intense, it’s engaging and a pretty easy read so people fly though the book and attach themselves pretty quickly.

CS: A lot has been made of vampires lately. True Blood on HBO has gone gangbusters. People love a good vampire story. Why? I think was fascinated just as a boy growing up with vampires in general, but it seems to be when you do the property right as in True Blood right now, TWILIGHT, from what everyone is saying…If you look at it from the right way it could just be huge. Why do people gravitate to vampires the way they do?

LEFEVRE: We’ve been talking amongst ourselves about this too and there is certainly something that there are certain genre’s that just appeal to us for certain reasons at certain times and so vampires have always been around, they just keep coming in an out of fashion.

But we are fascinated by one monster group at a time it seems in the zeitgeist. The thing that strikes me now about the vampire methodology, like True Blood and in Stephenie’s books, the genre, the methodology is being turned on it’s head. From what I’ve seen of True Blood it seems that Alan Ball is using it. It’s almost politically subversive. He’s using it to make arguments about the nature of humanity in a really interesting way about the nature of prejudice and it’s like he’s posited them as this minority group facing human challenges, which I find really interesting and the thing I find that I love about what Stephenie does is that it’s such an incredible metaphor for particularly at a young age but also like the Romeo and Juliet thing, for something that stands between two people being together.

Whether that’s species in this case, or a class system, or whether it’s different religions, there a million reasons still today why we can’t all just be one group and so it highlights our differences in an extraordinary way. So, I think that’s one of the fascinations in society right now, why vampires are big. It allows us to ask those questions in a way that’s harmless because we are not asking about ourselves, we are asking about a hypothetical world. Sorry, I just rambled.

(Laughs)

CS: You’re right. I think we’re done here.

GATHEGI: [Pointing at Taylor] He’s got nothing to contribute on the subject because he will be a werewolf.

LEFEVRE: Why do we love werewolves so much?

LAUTNER: Because they’re hot.

(Laughs)

GATHEGI: Literally. 180 degrees.

CS: Well, to that point, Taylor and Edi, what did you bring to your own parts? You are asked to play a werewolf and vampire, respectively, and you are asked to step into these roles acting in disguise. You are essentially playing a werewolf and vampire for a vast majority of your screen time without ever brandishing scary teeth, hair all over your body…

GATHEGI: Stephenie does a lot of the work for us with the rules of her methodology ““ there are no fangs, there are no garlic, no crosses. We go out in the daytime, but just can’t be seen in the direct sun or our skin will glitter. It doesn’t hurt us. It’s not like we have to be in a coffin during the day so a lot of the work is done for us and for me I just thought what would it be like to not ever sleep? What would it be like if I didn’t have to breathe? Like those simple things we do without thinking.

A vampire has to consciously think to blink. Because humans blink naturally. Vampires don’t have to. So to appear human, vampires have to think about those things. So for me it was the stiller I could be, the more undead I would be. So it was an exercise in the economy in movement. I almost needed to do less. But it was serious concentration. Then on top of that not to play vampire, I play this character, this being that was once human and what were his interests when he was human and what are they now that he turned? I thought it would be interesting if he was a contemporary of some great figure in the 1700’s when he was turned and I picked St. George, this Renaissance man. He was a fencer, a very regal character and I thought what if they were friends so that gave him his gate so then I just added vampire on top of that.

LAUTNER: It’s hard because I haven’t been transformed into a werewolf yet. I transform in the middle of the second book in the series. So, basically all I had to do is pretend which isn’t hard to have a huge crush on Kristin Stewart.

(Laughs)

That’s pretty much all I had to do because Jacob and Bella used to be very good friends when they were young and it’s the first time they’ve seen in other in quite a while when she moves back to Forks. He instantly has huge crush on her and cannot leave her alone, so that’s basically all I had to bring to life for Twilight.

CS: The production itself, they say it wasn’t intentionally done to have a woman director, a woman writer, but in the notes I’ve been reading, it kind of was. Was it irrelevant by the time you guys were producing it or, for lack of a better term, did it feel like it had a woman’s touch?

LAUTNER: I think for Katherine it doesn’t have to do anything whatsoever. Katherine has just shown in her past, with 13 and Lords of Dogtown and now this she is a professional at relating to the young. She has so much energy she is infectious. She brings the best out of us. She has such a creative imagination and that’s what Twilight needs is to take this book that is in words and bring it to life visually for the fans so they can see on the big screen what been on their minds the whole time they’ve been reading the story. I just think Katherine was the best choice we could have chosen do direct it.

LEFEVRE: And her history is a production designer and so she does have exactly that. She does have an appreciation for the visual. And this was a world that was so specific on the page and needed to be brought to life exactly as it was written and needed somebody who could read the book and the script and have that intense visual. I don’t know. Maybe a female made a difference there ““ maybe having a female imagination helped in the visualizing.

GATHEGI: We have good imaginations too.

LEFEVRE: You do??? Someone told me you think also. Is that true?

(Laughs)

CS: Everyone says you can get though this in a week but one page in her book and one page in a script, you have X number of pages have to cut. As well, some people got on this film without seeing a script, they just latched on to it. Can you tell me a little bit about A) Did you see the script before you came on and then B) What was important to Stephenie in your characters that she wanted to be sure she got in within the running time of the movie?

GATHEGI: I’ll try to go fast. I did not see a script when I auditioned. I just saw the sides ““ which is a scene that my character was in and I was not into it because I could tell it was an other worldly project and that was not my thing.

I’m really not a vampire fan.

When I met Katherine and had a great audition with Katherine I wanted to work with her and when I found out they wanted me to play the part then I picked up the books and I went, now this is not your traditional vampire story. She’s turned it upside down. This is an amazing story. It’s a romance set in the world of vampires. I absolutely want to be a part of this. I’m in love with this. What was the second part of the question?

CS: What she wanted to retain?

GATHEGI: And like you said, it was a 500 page book condensed into a two hour movie so I think for our characters, the nomads, we are the antagonists. There is no movie without conflict and I think that we’re not introduced in the book until page 300’s so in the movie for dramatic purposes I think it was important that they showed we exist before we exist in the books so the impending doom is there kind of a parallel story with the love story so you know there are some things about to go down.

LEFEVRE: I think it’s exactly the story of the book just condensed. Whatever is different is only different for the purposes of time. For the purposes of condensing the story. There is nothing that I can think of that is really far away from what Stephenie wrote. It’s all Stephenie’s stuff. And if it is contorted in any way in order to make it fit into a two hour movie, it’s still Stephenie’s world and still things she wrote, they are just condensed or rearranged slightly.

GATHEGI: And I’ll add to that condensed or rearranged slightly ““ if anything is different it’s movie making. It’s not a perfect science. There are certain things like locations and budgetary things and the sun is shining so you literally have to move the location, so maybe differences in that way but other than that, the attempt and the success of the attempt is very good.

CS: {To Taylor] Did you read the script?

LAUTNER: No, I didn’t. Just the sides. What I actually did, Jacob’s character basically just gets introduced in Twilight and develops later in the series but what they did for my audition process is take just in quotes from the second and third books and made it into sides and it was very interesting for me and I knew immediately, I love intimate relationships between boy and girl, I’ve always been a romance fan so I loved the sides, loved the writing, hadn’t read the books yet and as soon as I got cast in the film, that is when I read the books and the script.

CS: And now looking at this not just as a book, or a movie, you are looking at two or three, are you comfortable to signing your self on this trilogy? Any reservations about going on to do more?

LEFEVRE: I had no reservations before I signed on. I read the first book right before my audition and read the other two before I was cast and I read the script before I agreed to do it but having read all three books and knowing that someone had chosen Katherine, it could have gone one of two ways. They could have gotten a director who was an action person for all the action sequences and the chase stuff, and they could have gone with somebody who was really great with that and had experience doing that and then just allowed them to do the romance story. But they didn’t. They went the other way. They knew that Katherine would be able to pull off the action stuff and gave her an amazing – Andy who was our stunt coordinator and second unit director was an incredible ““ so they made a great team in the two of them so they let Katherine really do what she does best is really have organic behavior and an intense story from young actors. So knowing they had made that choice, I trusted Summit implicitly with the series so for that reason there were no hesitations for me. The story was great and they picked Katherine.

GATHEGI: And I can speak for them we would all love to do the subsequent films if there are any but there aren’t any right now. We’re going to see what happens in a week and a half.

LEFEVRE: And we’re always the last to know anyway. The actors. Last on the phone chain.

CS: The Internet seems to always know first.

(Laughs)

Opinion In A Haystack: Buck Shots

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A recurring series of columns celebrating forgotten, underappreciated, or down right hilarious moments of interest from a confusing variety of films.

The definition of the “Money Shot” according to Wikipedia is a provocative, sensational, or memorable sequence in a film, on which the film’s commercial performance is perceived to depend. You are probably familiar with it yourself, most notably for its pornographic definition. I will not be focusing exactly on “Money Shots,” because the moments that will be provided are, more often then not, extremely cheap and unintentionally gut busting. Since my focus here will be on a low-budget oeuvre, I have decided to call them “Buck Shots” instead. These are moments on which a film’s cheese-factor is based, often underlining the tone of the entire production and providing the viewer with the opposite effect intended.

My personnal path crossed with the existence of most of these wonderfully derelict moments because I managed a “mom and pop” video store for the better part of half a decade and “clerked” there as well. It was the glorius type of video outlet which had 25 years worth of VHS rentals accumulated within its long and many isles”¦plus the biggest porn room in town!

My co-workers, my friends, and I were often obsessed with cheesey cinema, especially the culture of completely forgotten 80’s sci-fi, action, and horror titles released during VHS-mania. There were literally thousands of films that even cinephiles like us had never heard of, with the longest, cliché’ taglines ever concieved stamped right on the cover. We would each often indulge in the cornecopia of forgotten shlock, and play the most reprehensible, hilarious, or disgusting moments during our shifts. However, due to the fact that 90% of these films were downright unwatchable, we would usually only share the “Buck Shots” and never the film, sparing everyone else from the painful, elongated running times. Hence I wish to do that same for you.

This entry into Buck Shots: ASIAN COPS AND HEAD/AUTOMOTIVE TRAUMA

Collision Course (1989) ““ PAT MORITA’S JUMP KICK

Tag Lines:

  • “The only thing stopping these two cops from solving the crime of the century… is each other.”
  • “Not So Much A Lethal Weapon, More Of A Liability!”
  • “With two cops like this someone’s going to die laughing!”

The first and only thing I would ever say to Jay Leno upon meeting him is “I loved you in Collision Course!” Not sure if that will anger or annoy him, but I’m betting on the former. Directed by Lewis Teague, also the director of the “blah” Romancing the Stone sequel Jewel of the Nile, this much forgotten piece of late 80’s comedy action is not completely worthless. The cast includes the two notable leads, Chris Sarandon (of Fright Night and Princess Bride fame) and the creepy Tom Noonan (Monster Squad, Robocop 2, Last Action Hero, Manhunter.) And no, this has nothing to do with the Crocodile Hunter.

I am probably alone, but I would easily prefer watching this Asian Guy/American Guy buddy movie over any of the Rush Hours or Shanghai Noons“¦in fact this film did the Asian-American Buddy drinking scene before and better then Shanghai Noon. I have actually sat through this film more then once since obtaining a VHS copy off eBay circa 1996 and can honestly say that few film moments have struck me as hard or as funny then the one below. Like most of the clips I will post here, describing this one with mere words is only doing you, and it, a disservice”¦enjoy:

Low Blow (1986) ““ LEO FONG SLOWLY ATTACKS A CAR FILLED WITH BAD GUYS

Taglines:

  • “The deadliest weapon is still your fist.”
  • “When the odds are against you…hit hard, hit first, and hit with a low blow.”

In Low Blow we have the famous 70’s and 80’s martial arts actor Leo Fong playing detective Joe Wong, whose character is on a mission to save a kidnapped girl from a religious cult. It also has Tae-Bo legend Billy Blanks in it as well, and don’t worry I plan to cover some of his “amazing” movies eventually, as I own several (yes, Billy Blanks has movies.) A warning should be given that if your interest is at all peaked from these clips, please note that if you look up Low Blow on Google you will get more then your fair share of gay porn results, I found this out the hard way. Now I don’t exactly know who that guy with the abnormally large fist on the box cover is, but I’m guessing it’s just a random graphic, since it’s not Detective Wong or the evil cult leader.

This clip needs to be described, only because in text form it almost sounds more ridiculous then the real thing. If you want to watch it fresh, skip this and go to the video below. In this two minute snippet we see Detective Wong chase three “bad guys” to their getaway car. Watch as he runs up to the vehicle, lifts the hood without a single problem, pulls out an apparently crucial part of the engine, flaunts and wiggles it to the bad guys inside the car, whilst they writhe and scream like babies. He then proceeds, WITH A SMILE, to take a plank of wood and joyfully smash in all the windows and dent the body. Meanwhile the evil dudes inside the car scream and moan as if being attacked, while fully NOT taking the several and very lengthy chances to EXIT THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE CAR. Leo Fong then runs AWAY from the car, puts on safety goggles and picks up the conveniently placed round saw and begins to slowly cut off the roof. When finished, he simply lifts the roof off the car and LETS THE BAD GUYS RUN AWAY!!! All of this is of course taking place while a loop of 80’s synth-music repeats constantly (as it does through the rest of the movie.) It’s pure genius on so many levels. If you doubt for one second that what I just described is 100% true”¦just watch:

Low Blow (1986) ““ THE FACE CAKE!

This clip takes place a tad later in the film, I believe as Detective Wong infiltrates the cult fortress (or the cult’s suburban house.) Wong slowly walks down a corridor (OF EVIL!) and is attacked by a henchman, one that was apparently involved in the elaborate and sluggish car attack earlier as he states “Got you now Chinaman! I think you owe me a car!” Now, the unnecessary racial slur aside, what I’ve always wondered was, was this henchman in the car or did he just own it and get really pissed when he found out what happened?

Because all we are dealing with here is master shots and poorly lit shots, it is hard to make out who exactly this henchman is. Leo Fong flips him on his back and then, well, he kills him by smashing his skull in”¦yet in the universe of Low Blow all henchmen’s biological material is made of birthday cake. They don’t allude to it much in the narrative, but it obviously true. See:

Ok, that is all for this first entry of BUCK SHOTS”¦I have a whole gaggle of clips that will keep coming your way. Thanks for reading!

Trailer Park: EXCLUSIVE MILK Screening In Phoenix

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By Christopher Stipp

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I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

How many people are coming back for the Thanksgiving holiday early next week and want to see a possible Oscar contender slug it out on the screen as he fights ignorance, intolerance and homophobia? Well then I have a deal for you…

Gus Van Sant’s film that chronicles the election of California’s first openly gay official opens December 5th but you can see it early if you drop me a line at Christopher_Stipp@Yahoo.com. The screening is this Tuesday night, the 25th, at the Scottsdale Camelview at 7 p.m. and if you shoot me your name and address you are in the race to get in. It’s as easy as that.

The official synopsis follows…

His life changed history. His courage changed lives. In 1977, Harvey Milk was elected to the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, becoming the first openly gay man to be voted into public office in America.

His victory was not just a victory for gay rights; he forged coalitions across the political spectrum. From senior citizens to union workers, Harvey Milk changed the very nature of what it means to be a fighter for human rights and became, before his untimely death in 1978, a hero for all Americans. Sean Penn stars as Harvey Milk under the direction of Gus Van Sant in Milk, filmed on location in San Francisco from an original screenplay by Dustin Lance Black, and produced by Dan Jinks and Bruce Cohen. Milk charts the last eight years of Harvey Milk’s life. While living in New York City, he turns 40.

Looking for more purpose, Milk and his lover Scott Smith (James Franco) relocate to San Francisco, where they found a small business, Castro Camera, in the heart of a working-class neighborhood. With his beloved Castro neighborhood and beautiful city empowering him, Milk surprises Scott and himself by becoming an outspoken agent for change. With vitalizing support from Scott and from new friends like young activist Cleve Jones (Emile Hirsch), Milk plunges headfirst into the choppy waters of politics. Bolstering his public profile with humor, Milk’s actions speak even louder than his gift-of-gab words. When Milk is elected supervisor for the newly zoned District 5, he tries to coordinate his efforts with those of another newly elected supervisor, Dan White (Josh Brolin). But as White and Milk’s political agendas increasingly diverge, their personal destinies tragically converge. Milk’s platform was and is one of hope ““ a hero’s legacy that resonates in the here and now.

Win DOCTOR WHO: SEASON 4 on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with BBC Home Video, five (5) copies of DOCTOR WHO: SEASON 4 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, December 1st.

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Win THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Video, three (3) copies of THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, December 1st.

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Win 24: REDEMPTION on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Video, three (3) copies of 24: REDEMPTION on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, December 1st.

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No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, December 1st.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

November 21, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #70: The Lullaby Of Broadway

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #70: The Lullaby Of Broadway – Ken returns sans an out-of-town Dana, so co-hosting duties are once again performed by very special guest Paul Sabourin, as the near-dynamic duo discuss musical theater, band nerds, betrayal, bosoms, and more.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Trailer Park: TWILIGHT Review

By Christopher Stipp

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I thought of all the different ways to review this movie and none of them seemed to be the right way to do it.

You see, the overriding emphasis on what I want to get across about TWILIGHT is that this film was for sure, absolutely, positively not made for me. I am a 33 year old male who hasn’t read any of the books written by Arizona native Stephenie Meyer and have no inclination to read the series based on a vampire and his human ward/lady friend. But that’s alright, I would come to feel by the end of this movie, because of one fact alone: this is show business and this film is in the business of appealing to young ladies. It does it so well, in fact, that I dare say this should be the one movie on prepubescents’ lips come Monday morning as the one film that has defined their year.

For the rest of us, however, this movie isn’t completely awful. Lord knows that the dialog is pretty bad, the characterization of our human love interest is beyond hackneyed and has been done before in countless other angst-y teenagers who hate life and whose parents just “don’t understand them” to say nothing of Bella Swan’s (Kristen Stewart) weirdly distant father who only adds to the movie’s forced narrative that this is, at its heart, a movie about teenage alienation. Like I said, it’s been done before in countless ways before in a lot better films. However, what I can say, like Edward tells Bella at the film’s prom scene that this all a rite of passage she deserves and needs to be a part of, is that this film is for the ladies.

This movie is going to be the gateway drug (and, really, everyone out there who will find themselves sitting in the theater as Edward (Robert Pattinson) tells Bella that she’s his brand of heroin try not to completely fall out of your seat as your belly ripples with the giggles that are sure to ensue) for many disenfranchised teenage girls who don’t have a voice in the current cinema climate.

The story of a young Bella who leaves the sunny and sandy shores of Scottsdale for the wet confines of Washington state, adjusting to life in a new high school and finding the boy of her dreams, only to find out he’s a member of the undead, is a relatively innocuous one. What we have here is a fairly basic flicks that has a shroud of vampirism tossed over it. And you know what? It’s a hoot. It’s a genuinely interesting film as we progress deeper into Meyer’s mythos, finding out what this brand of vampire is capable of doing, how they live, what makes them special, what threatens their existence, etc… It’s the exploration of these smaller bits that elevates this film from just being a shoddily produced cash-in.

However, there are elements in the movie that would tell you otherwise.

The wire work, effects and anything else that required even the slightest bit of modern 21st century technology to enhance was abhorrent. There are moments, for example in the penultimate fight sequence (and a sequence that answers the question of What would James Dean look like if he were in a roughshod martial arts film?)  between Edward and bad-boy James (Cam Gigandet) was nothing if but a comedic romp into bad action blocking. As well, Taylor Lautner’s performance as Jacob Black gets my Anthony Hopkins Award for racial blurring as that poor kid must have been given the C. Thomas Howell SOUL MAN treatment with enough self-tanner to make his olive skin turn a deep rusty hue in order to be the Native American representative of the werewolves. The aforementioned dialogue gets really, really bad at times and there’s even the sense that the players in this movie weren’t really given the ability to take Meyers’ work any higher than teenage melodrama. It’s more like a pilot for the CW at certain points in this film. And I cannot stress enough the grating attitude that Bella seems to carry with her throughout the film. My main issue with this is if you create a protagonist who is so easily pained with her own life that she projects it whenever possible how could anyone else, besides teenagers whose sole sphere of experience spans life in only two insular stages: inside of school and outside of school, identify with this woman? The answer, if you’re following close enough, is that you’re not. This book, this film, this series, speaks to some elusive trigger mechanism in young teenage ladies and it’s clear to anyone looking at the screen that unless you shop at Hollister or Hot Topic there’s not much you’re going to get out of this.

There are  other members of the film, though, who actually do contribute to this film and elevate it just a little bit more than just a campy excuse to be doused in white flower. Peter Facinelli is one such actor and, to be quite honest, surprised me. His delivery isn’t stiff. He doesn’t lower his head and look forward to talk like some members of his vampy family. He speaks normally and acts, literally, as if he’s a vampire but just happens to live in a human’s world. Dare I say it I would have rather followed his story more than I wanted to follow everyone else’s. Rachelle Lefevre, one of the other “bad” vampires of this film, is a delight. She’s actually quite alluring and plays her role in a way that makes you feel a) like she could treat your neck like a piece of skirt steak and you would let her willingly and b) she is able to project a hint of evil without being obnoxious.

In all, TWILIGHT is going to make millions off the backs of young girls who have been in need of a DARK KNIGHT for themselves. Honestly, I couldn’t be happier for them. This film does not try to be all things to all people, it does not want me to like it nor does it try too hard to, it hits the right emotional notes of those in its targeted sights and there is no way you could walk out of that film thinking that there is no way an audience could love that film because when you consider that in the land of show business this is one property that knows its market.

Weekend Shopping Guide 11/21/08: Wall-E Who

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

I admit – I was wary of Wall-E. Cars had left me a little cold (and the creepy, post-apocalyptic, human-less but made by humans world it was set in was just disturbing), but Ratatouille was more enjoyable than I thought it was going to be, and my faith in Pixar was ready to be fully restored. And it was. It helps that I experienced the film sitting beside my 4-year-old nephew, who was in the process of taking in his very first movie on a movie theater’s BIG SCREEN. It was a magical time from start to finish, and the DVD brings it on home. If standard definition is still your cup of tea, then I recommend the Wall-E: 3-Disc Special Edition (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$39.99 SRP), featuring an audio commentary with director Andrew Stanton, deleted scenes, a sneak peek at “Wall-E’s Tour Of The Universe”, a look at Ben Burtt’s sound design work, the “Presto” short, a brand-new short following the frustrated robot Burn-E, a look into the workings of Buy n Large, behind-the-scenes featurettes, Leslie Iwerks’s feature documentary The Pixar Story, and more. For you high-def enthusiasts, the Blu-Ray Wall-E (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$40.99 SRP) features all of the bonus features of the standard edition, plus the addition of picture-in-picture storyboards and commentary on “Burn-E”, pop-up commentary, video games, 3-D set fly-throughs, and Cine-Explore with Andrew Stanton. Take your pick, but be sure to pick up at least one.

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Kudos to Stephen Colbert for reviving the tradition of a pundit holiday special – just like the George Plimpton celebrations of yore – with A Colbert Christmas (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP). Would you believe it’s full of festive musical performances and opinionated tidings? And a video fire? BELIEVE IT!

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While I don’t think it’s quite the revelatory masterpiece that the hype made it out to be, I did enjoy Tropic Thunder (Dreamworks, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP). In a nutshell, the plot finds a group of spoiled, pampered actors – led by Ben Stiller, Robert Downey, Jr., and Jack Black – who are filming a Vietnam epic that derails after only a week’s worth of shooting under a first-time director (Steve Coogan). Pressed by the hard-ass, batshit crazy studio boss (Tom Cruise channeling Harvey Weinstein) to get the film made or else, the director decides to drop his actors into the real jungle for a bit of cinema verite. To reveal anything else would be spoiling some genuine surprises, so I can only suggest you check out the 2-disc unrated edition, featuring audio commentaries, behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted/extended scenes, an alternate ending, video rehearsals, the MTV Movie Awards, and more. A Blu-Ray edition is also available ($39.99 SRP) with identical features, but presented in full HD.

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After a pair of unsatisfying “best-of” compilations spanning the show’s entire run, we finally go back to the beginning for a proper complete first season set of Spin City (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP). Reuniting Michael J. Fox and the creator of Family Ties, Gary David Goldberg, Fox starred as the deputy mayor to the barely competent mayor of New York (played wonderfully by Barry Bostwick). The show played like a wonderful cross between Benson and Night Court, and I’m glad it’s finally getting some DVD respect. The 4-disc set features all 24 episodes, plus audio commentaries, a retrospective featurette with the cast and crew, and a 1996 Paley Center seminar with Fox & Goldeberg.

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After her turn in the Christmas special “The Runaway Bride”, some were worried about Catherine Tate reprising her role of Donna Noble as the 10th Doctor’s new companion in the fourth series of Doctor Who (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$99.98 SRP). I’m happy to report that those fears quickly dissipated right from the get-go, as Donna – and Tate – proved to be one of the Doctor’s finest companions in a season that saw the return of the Sontarans and Davros, plus a few more surprises to boot. The 6-disc set features all 14 episodes plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, video diaries, the Children In Need special “Time Crash”, a retrospective featurette, Doctor Who Confidential, teasers, and trailers.

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There’ve been a boxful of previous soundtrack releases for the Indiana Jones films, but now we’ve got Indiana Jones: The Soundtrack Collection (Concord Records, $59.98 SRP). The set features expanded scores for all 4 films containing previously unreleased cues, as well as a bonus 5th disc with interviews (Williams, Spielberg, & Lucas) and additional cues from the films.

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If you’ve been patiently avoiding the single-disc releases for the next seasonal batch of that happy chap that lives in a pineapple under the sea, then you’ll rejoice in your purchase of SpongeBob Squarepants: Season 5 Volume 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), whose 2 discs feature 21 episodes.

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Criterion sprinkles their cinematic fairy dust and delivers to film geeks another stellar special edition, this time for the acclaimed 1965 adaptation of John le Carre’s The Spy Who Came In From The Cold (Criterion, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP). In addition to the stunning new restoration to the film itself, the 2-disc set features a select-scene commentary from DP Oswald Morris, an interview with le Carre, a BBC documentary on the author, a 1967 interview with star Richard Burton, an audio conversation with director Martin Ritt, a gallery of set designs, and the usual Criterion essay booklet.

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I view the remastered editions of the original Star Trek to be a unique aberration that sometimes succeeds in providing a richer experience than the original effects work, but often just plays as just an awkward exercise. Still, you can now wrap things up with the release of the final season, Star Trek: Season Three – Remastered (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$84.98 SRP), featuring all 24 episodes plus the original and extended versions of “The Cage”, plus the third installment of Billy Blackburn’s home movies.

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It’s been edited to remove Kermit, but Jim Henson’s The Christmas Toy (HIT, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) makes its DVD debut. If you haven’t seen it, it’s about last year’s toys becoming fearful that Santa’s new deliveries on Christmas Eve will replace them. There’s nothing like toy angst.

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By now, when one goes into a Werner Herzog film, one expects an experience wholly unique. That’s certainly what you get with Encounters At The End Of The World (Image, Rated G, DVD-$27.98 SRP), in which the filmmaker follows an extraordinary group of individuals carving out an existence at the literal end of the world – Antarctica. The 2-disc set features an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, Jonathan Demme interviewing Herzog, and the theatrical trailer.

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Fans of The Who have been waiting years for a pristine release of the band’s 1977 concert in Kilburn, North London, and The Who at Kilburn 1977 (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) certainly delivers that. It’s also one of the last concerts to feature drummer Keith Moon. The 2-disc set also contains the band’s 1969 concert from the London Coliseum, which is the first ever live recorded performance of Tommy.

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You know, I didn’t think I’d get anything out of Fred Claus (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$28.98 SRP) – starring Vince Vaughn as the bah humbug black sheep brother of goodnick Santa Claus (Paul Giamatti). Wouldn’t you know it, events conspire so that only Fred can save Christmas, and the bigger holiday miracle? I actually enjoyed the flick. Bonus features include additional scenes, an audio commentary, interviews, and behind-the-scenes featurettes. The Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) sports a bonus disc with the game Fred Claus: Race To Save Christmas.

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When it first premiered, I had Bones pegged as one of those quirky shows that couldn’t possibly survive the network ignoramusi for long. But here we are with Bones: Season Three (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) hitting DVD, and all of the quirkiness is still intact – and stars Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz are still having a ball as the lighter Mulder & Scully. The 5-disc set features extended editions of all 14 episodes, plus 4 bonus episodes from season 4, the unaired version of the episode “Player Under Pressure”, a gag reel, and more.

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The idea of Will Smith playing an antisocial ex-superhero who gets hooked up with an image consultant played by Jason Bateman seems like it should delight me to no end, but Hancock (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$34.95 SRP) just left me cold. Maybe that’s because it never seems to find the right tone for the material, careening from slapstick to serious often enough to give you whiplash. The 2-disc set features an unrated version of the film in addition to the theatrical version, behind-the-scenes featurettes, trailers, and more.

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The third season of How I Met Your Mother (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is when the show finally started to turn a corner for me. I found the writing on the first two seasons to be forced and annoyingly “clever” – even though the actors were bringing their A game – but this season everyone started to loosen up and find a groove that could finally move the show towards ultimately becoming a classic. Here’s hoping they can maintain the momentum. The 3-disc box-set features all 20 episodes plus audio commentaries, additional scenes, featurettes, music videos, Lily & Marshall’s honeymoon videos, a gag reel, and more.

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A&E Home Video has leapt into the world of high definition with a pair of pre-existing catalogue releases that certainly set the stage for some nice drops in the future. First up is the inaugural season of their interstellar documentary series The Universe (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.95 SRP). The second is about as far from that as you can get – Macca’s most recent concert film, Paul McCartney: The Space Within Us (A&E, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP). Maybe we can get some of their licensed series soon, too. Blu-Ray Monty Python, anyone?

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Full disclosure time. I consider my very first crush to be on Punky Brewster. Just to show how aware I was at the time, as a wee lad, I even knew that the precocious Punky was played by a girl named Soleil Moon Frye – who I vowed I would one day marry. At least that’s what I told my friends while we played in our junk wood playhouse at the top of the hill behind Quantico base housing all those years ago. I never did marry Soleil (her loss, really), but I did watch her show. Now, thanks to those pop culture machiavellis at Shout! Factory, I can relive that long-ago crush with all four seasons of Punky Brewster (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$99.99 SRP). Not only does this 4-disc set feature the first season, but you get interviews with the cast and crew, as well as episodes from the animated It’s Punky Brewster. Some crushes die hard… “Punky Power,” indeed…

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It’s hard for them to dig themselves out of the hole the show has been going deeper and deeper into the past few years after its stellar first few seasons, but they at least attempted some course correction during the 7th season of Scrubs (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), attempting to bring the show back to more grounded humor and away from the live action Family Guy it had become. The 2-disc set contains all 11 episodes, plus audio commentaries, the making of “My Princess”. Alternate lines, deleted scenes, bloopers, and an interview with Ken Jenkins.

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It’s a legendary concert and now it’s gotten a suitably reverent release with Cheap Trick: Budokan! (Sony Legacy, $49.98 SRP), loaded with the original remastered release, the complete concert in its entirety, and a bonus DVD. I want you to want it. You know you want it.

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Minoru Kawasaki is a bizarre filmmaker whose bizareness is matched only by that of his films themselves. Don’t believe me? Check out the psychological thriller starring a 6-foot office-working Executive Koala, or the toupee-flinging crack detective The Rug Cop, or the wonderfully odd post-apocalyptic satire The World Sinks Except Japan (Synapse, Not Rated, DVD-$21.99 SRP each). Bonus features include featurettes, trailers, and an audio commentary on The World Sinks. Bi-zarre.

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Tick another one off the list, as the fifth and final season of The Odd Couple (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) makes its way to DVD. We’re running out of classic television series that are still absent from home video (I’m looking at you, full season Sgt. Bilko sets). The 3-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus Murray the Cop in drag.

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One of my nephew’s favorite Nick shows is The Fairly Oddparents, so I’m sure he’ll eagerly devour The Fairly Oddparents: Season 6 Volume 1 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). The 2-disc set contains 16 episodes, including The Fairly Odd Baby movie.

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I am not the target audience. At all. But I know the target audience is probably screaming in giddy anticipation for the release of Hannah Montana: Season 1 (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$ SRP). The 4-disc set features all 26 episodes, plus a behind-the-scenes featurette, highlights, and Miley Cyrus’s opening song from the 2008 Disney Channel Games.

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A staple of my 80’s Nick At Nite viewing returns with its sophomore outing in the form of Father Knows Best: Season Two (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP). The 5-disc set features all 36 episodes starring Robert Young as the very epitome of the 50’s TV family man. Bonus features include new cast interviews, the Robert Young film Stage To Yuma, an episode of Young’s next series (Window On Main Street), and more.

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There were times during the 3rd season of The Unit (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) that I felt where I was watching a post-modern, serious version of the A-Team‘s final season. And no, I’m not kidding. See for yourself. The 3-disc set features all 11 episodes, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and a featurette.

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The pants-loving foursome is back in The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2 (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP), which finds the four best friends finishing up their first year of college and journeying out into the world during their summer break. Bonus features include additional scenes, a look at the genesis of the final sequence, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition is also available ($35.99 SRP), containing the same bonus features.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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November 20, 2008

Cabin Fever #47: Poole PI

Filed under: Cabin Fever — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:39 pm

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #47: Poole PI – Our dynamic duo are reunited and celebrate in typical fashion. They discuss Aaron’s charity moustache cultivation, overzealous trick-or-treat security, the Dawn Of The Dead remake’s possible superiority over the original, plus a plethora of other banal subjects too lame to print here. Music is provided once again by The Chinaski Effect.

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[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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Bagged & Boarded 9: Up At The Crack

Filed under: Bagged & Boarded — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:42 pm

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #9: Up At The Crack – In which Matt and Jesse discuss their top 5 films of the year thus far, get into a heated squabble, and generally moan and groan about all things early morning. Wake and Bake, folks.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Win SON OF THE BEACH: VOLUME TWO on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:35 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Shout Factory, two (2) copies of SON OF THE BEACH: VOLUME TWO on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Thursday, November 27th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

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