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  • Opinion In A Haystack: REPO MEN

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    A plethora of issues need to be addressed about Repo Men before actually discussing Repo Men. Well, really just three issues, so maybe it’s not a “plethora,” but it’s still much more than normal, let us not anger El Guapo with improper word use. First, all issues with Repo! The Genetic Opera are completely covered here and here by Repo!’s co-writer/creator Terrance Zdunich from his point of view. Second, Repo Men has absolutely no connection or affiliation with the 1984 Emilio Estevez classic Repo Man. Third, (SMALL SPOILER) the filmmakers behind Repo Men are fully aware of the similarities to the Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life “liver donor” segment, going so far as to include a shot of the sketch itself in the film. Good. Everything out of the way? Let’s not speak of these things any further. Well, except…

    Not to anger genius/legend John Cleese, but Meaning Of Life is unquestionably my favorite Python film. Blasphemy you say? Sure, and it’s an opinion that often must be defended in everyday life, an argument that usually ends with “It’s not like I don’t love all the other Python flicks as well, leave me alone.” When I saw the first trailer for Repo Men the very first thought in my mind was the possible occurrence of a John Cleese or Terry Gilliam cameo. Little did I know that Repo Men would owe more to Meaning Of Life in tone than in concept. If you haven’t seen it, the “liver donor” segment involves John Cleese and Graham Chapman as liver-collectors, who go from home to home, and nonchalantly collect livers from people that signed up for a liver donor card. So the skit is basically Chapman violently ripping out the liver of Terry Gilliam’s Rastafarian-Jewish character, blood spurting and screaming in pain, whilst Cleese casually hits on his wife, Terry Jones, who isn’t at all affected by the gruesome murder of her husband happening before her, instead complaining about it as if her husband made one of his normal idiotic day to day decisions. Comedy genius. Simple and direct.

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    The relationship that Repo Men, the film, wants the audience to have with its two main characters is very much like that Python sketch. It’s very befuddling at first, and as much as I hate to say it, very “refreshing” in such a big studio action/sci-fi flick as this. The tone of the film is almost that of a 1980’s buddy-cop comedy, Jude Law and Forest Whitaker, black and white partners and life long friends that battle the struggle of their jobs together, and relax with cold beer and some laughs after a hard days work. The catch is that they are brutally murdering people, poor people, day to day, by repossessing bio-mechanical organs in which the client has lapsed on their payment. These are the bad guys, and for a healthy chunk of the film, Jude Law’s character is a remorseless killing machine. It’s a risk as well as an art to be able to have characters such as these and yet still handle the tone in such a way that the audience can “laugh” with them. Repo Men pulls it off very effortlessly. One minute you have Law and Whitaker killing innocents, the next you are chuckling at their chum-like banter. It’s like American Pyscho, we laugh with Patrick Bateman in the face of his obvious insanity and bloodlust, however in Repo Men it’s very interesting and welcome to see that in such a huge, mainstream film. Mixing comedy with murderers that you don’t exactly hate is, oddly, a lot of fun. This, of course, brings the Monty Python “liver donor” comparison full circle when there is a short moment where these two Repo Men are sitting in their living room, watching Meaning Of Life, and chuckling to themselves.

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    On the surface and via the marketing the movie seems like a very straightforward Blade Runner meets a-thousand-other-genres type of flick, which, in a lot of ways, it very much is, but it survives by its sense of humor, and its craftsmanship. It has a muted Minority Report/Blade Runner type of evil-future-corporate landscape setting, one that is only really referenced in the visuals aside from the one corporation we deal with in the movie. Its most obvious element is that of the “what happens if the corrupt system you uphold turns on you” genre, very Logan’s Run, which we’ve seen a gazillion times, but luckily the movie has a bit more happening underneath and even if it is derivative, its still very well made and fun. The system turns on Jude Law’s Remy when an accident in the line of duty causes him to need a heart replacement. He then becomes part of the system, and sympathetic toward others with a similar problem to him, thus making him unable to kill, thus making him poor, thus making him lapse on his artificial-heart payments, thus making the plot.

    Aside from one or two over-edited fight scenes, the movie is very appropriately shot and stitched together…drab textures and solid geography and pacing. From what I can tell, this is Miguel Sapochnik’s first major studio directorial effort and a very welcome one at that. Having not read the book, The Repossession Mambo, I don’t know what the tone of the source material is, but the film, while not a comedy, has no qualms about irony or making a joke via freeze frames, or voice over.

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    In the past I have argued that all action-heroes are actors, but not all actors are action heroes. Here we have two of the best working “actors” in Hollywood throwing the punches, their acting ability is not under scrutiny; however their “punches” might be. Forest Whitaker, while certainly more than an “action” star, has done this type of film before, so no concern there, especially considering how enthusiastically joyful he plays his part. I’ll admit, that even for us Jude Law fans, there is a slight concern that he couldn’t carry an action film. When I think of Law, no offense to him, but I see a tiny guy, a great actor, and someone best suited to drama, comedy, and perhaps some Eddie Izzard-coined films where British people named Sebastian walk into rooms where other British people are arranging matches. It’s a pleasure to report that he not only carries the film, he knocks it out of the park. I thought the site of Gigolo Joe beating people up and slicing out their organs would feel wrong, but instead, I found myself more than entertained while he was brutally slicing and shooting his way through plenty of “bay guys,” looking great (sexy?) while doing so. I mean, Law is no Statham, Stallone, Willis, or Ah-nuld, but he held his own. The great Liev Schreiber rounds out the leading men as the head of the Repo Men’s corporate office, silly New York accent (played for laughs,) asshole-ish demeanor, and all. Seriously though, has Schreiber ever not been class-A great? He’s another case of “why isn’t this guy more famous?”

    **************MAJOR SPOILERS START HERE**************

    While reviewing Shutter Island most of my time was spent harping on the fact that cinematic twists, MOST of the time, are the lamest possible device a movie can use…especially one involving a dream during sleep, cryogenic stasis, or brain illness or injury. Well Repo Men has a twist, not a huge all encompassing “M. Night is crazy” twist, but a twist none the less. I am going to try my best to defend this twist, while sticking to my guns on my Shutter Island review. Skip over the next paragraph if you don’t need your memory refreshed.

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    About three quarters of the way through the film Jude Law and Alice Braga’s characters are on the run from the corporation. Law has an artificial heart; Braga’s Beth has almost half of her body comprised of fake organs. There is a rather minor showdown between Whitaker’s Jake and Law’s Remy. Jake, of course, is trying to repossess Remy’s heart, in the face of his life long friendship. During the fight sequence, Jake hits Remy in the head with a huge steel hook, right before getting tasered unconscious by Remy. Remy is then awaken by Beth, and the too of them decide to storm the corporate building, kill anyone in their way, and destroy all the credit files to free everyone on the books. Well, including a truly, truly bad ass Jude Law knife fight, they succeed. They make it to the cliché inner sanctum of organ re-acquisition, the sub-basement of evil, the all-white-décor file storage department. They then realize that the only way to get themselves out of the system is to scan the body parts inside them, which brings about an extremely gory and oddly sexual scene where the two of them slice each other open and stick the scanner module (very similar to one you’d find at a supermarket) inside the each others body. They succeed again, they survive, and then Whitaker and Schreiber enter the room, Whitaker has a change of heart on a dime, kills Schreiber and the three of them blow up what’s left of the evil basement.

    Cut to: They are sitting on a beach, Jake, Beth, and Remy, enjoying tropical cocktails and laughing it up like all is well. At this point, some overly anxious people in my theater, assuming the film was over, walked out fully satisfied with the most obvious, cliché ending in history. The screen then glitches with static, you hear voices talking, cut back to that small encounter earlier, Remy is lying on his back in a coma, that huge steel hook actually busted his skull wide open. Paramedic’s from the corporation had him on an artificial neural-net, in which he was dreaming beautiful dreams. He’s been in a coma for the entire end climax of the film, a computer creating his ideal scenario. Movie Ends. Bad guys win.

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    I walked out of the theater completely baffled as to why I liked the flick so much, especially with a twist. I think I figured out why. Unlike M. Night’s twists, this twist didn’t change the entire film, just about the last 20 or so minutes, it also didn’t change the world they were living in. This wasn’t a twist where they find out that all the organs are actually made by aliens or that they aren’t actually on earth and the whole city is a government experiment on the moon or some crap like that. The world that the movie sets up is true, and the twist doesn’t change that. Secondly, if they edited out the twist, the movie itself would still be a completely formed, albeit clichéd, narrative that makes absolute and total sense. There would be no Vanilla Sky/Shutter Island “why are things all weird for no discernible reason” type of confusion. Remy’s delusion is perfectly comprehensible and finishes out the story (If anyone knows how the book ends, leave a comment about it below.)

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    Also, the twist take’s a turn, at least in my opinion, towards reality instead of the more fantastic and “Hollywood.” The reality of how things end in real life would be that a human head getting smashed in by a giant piece of metal gets busted open and the hero’s journey ends. This makes the twist almost more welcomed, in that the “fake” Remy-created ending wraps everything up in such a nice little package, especially the sudden and unearned change-of-heart that Whitaker’s character takes. Jake, in the span of literal seconds, after an entire film of being unquestionably devoted to the system of organ repossession, decides he’s on the wrong side and stabs his boss in the neck. It’s awkward to watch him laughing it up on the beach with Law. Remember, the both of these men are effectively mass murderers, Law’s character has somewhat fought for redemption, while Whitaker just did an Anakin Skywalker and said “Ok, I’ll be on your side now.”

    So it is nice that the corny, saccharin nature of Jake’s turn from the dark side actually never happened. And sue me, but I love it when the bad guys win, when drab, cold reality wins out over triumphant fantastical Hollywood hegemony. Hollywood endings have their place, but it does get tiring seeing the good guy win, giving the audience what it wants. You got to love a twist like this, ESPECIALLY opposed to Shutter Island since the viewer thinks that their emotional journey is over, relaxing on a tropical beach somewhere, just to strip it away and remind them that life sucks, and not every movie exists to help them escape the reality of their banality filled job at the horse manure processing plant (I’m not sure if those exist.) Some movies want you to know that horse manure processing might be as good as it gets. Those movies aren’t for everyone.

    While cliché and derivative, Repo Men is worth a look. Jude can kick some serious gluteus-maximus too, good for him.

    Thanks for reading, I’m Bob Rose and you probably (PROBABLY) are not.

  • Trailer Park: X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE World Premiere and ADVENTURES OF POWER – Reviewed

    By Christopher Stipp

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    So, I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies.Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    And now, you can follow me on Twitter under the name: Stipp. Some weeks you get lucky with the kind of information that people are talking about.

    ADVENTURES OF POWER – REVIEW

    aop_webThe moment that solidifies THE ADVENTURES OF POWER as a film that is far more than just a movie about a guy, Power, who has dreams of being a great air drummer is when Michael McKean, who plays his father, stands up to a pack of riot police. His father heads a pro-union force looking to hold the line for union workers who toil at a local copper mine; they walk off the job, force its obnoxious, caricature of a boss hoss to shut the normal mining operations down as McKean tries to elevate the working lives of those who live in a tough and shattered city that almost could be classified under Ghost Town categorization by New Mexico standards.

    It’s hard to believe that this movie actually is an amusing farce of a film but it is.

    Led by the air drumming talents of actor, writer and director Ari Gold as Power himself the movie has two things on its mind: 1) Tell a story about a man who dreams of being so much more than the incompetent miner that everyone else pegs him to be. 2) Take a shot at films where events cumulate in any kind of great event where our hero needs to become the winner of it all.

    Knowing these two things, the film is free to spread its thoughts across a wide palette of events that take Power from the destitute city where many dreams have no doubt died. But not Powers’. The film’s opening with Mr. Mister’s “Kyrie” sets the tone for the rest of the film in that we’re exposed to a lot of classic music where the focus is on songs with rich drum sound. What’s funny, or duly noted, about this is that not only does this movie bring together sounds from the past which let drummers express their presence in a band but the story is shaped by the music that I remember meant something more than some of what’s being made today. Power is that man, trapped in the years far in the past, trying to bring together his passion for being his own individual and trying to make those around him respect his abilities as a superior air drummer.

    The premise is absolutely ludicrous, it should be said, but Powers’ walkabout that finds him first in an underground air drum contest far away from his home and then under the tutelage of a former master of funk, Carlos, played by Steven Williams. What transpires in the hollows of Newark, New Jersey is a fantastical tale of a man who is taught how to become an even greater air drummer within a cast of absolutely bizarre band mates who air drum themselves. The mere transcribing of their efforts baffles even me why it’s funny to watch and take in but a lot of that credit should go to writer/director Ari Gold. His talent for writing a story that’s funny is one thing but you could virtually watch this film without the sound on and soak in the deliciousness of his direction. The cinematography only adds another layer to what makes this film special; it’s far too beautiful for how simple the story is but it couches the events of this film in a place that feels absolutely real. It’s not like an over lit comedic showpiece that is made specifically to accent the performances of the talent on the screen, this movie makes the places inform its action.

    Dallas Houston, played by Entourage’s Adrian Grenier, is also a wild card into this mix of craziness. Playing a overly hackneyed version of a superstar that is, himself, a walking caricature of arrogance we see that Houston also has dreams of being a great air drummer, a sinister behavior that he must keep hidden from his copper mine owning father (how coincidental!) but that’s the idea. The movie sends up films where these tropes exist but ADVENTURES OF POWER gets it right. It knows where to put the musical interlude during our hero’s training and it even knows every hero needs a lady to fight for. Segue to Power falling in love and wooing a deaf girl (played by the adorable Shoshannah Stern) and you have yourself the other piece to this cinematic puzzle.

    Even though the events that lead up to ending and resolution of the film is as predictable as the movies it lampoons the real treat is experiencing the potential in Ari Gold’s filmmaking. His previous effort in the short, short CULTURE have proven him to be sharp, thoughtful and quick to understand the patterns that exist in modern cinema and this film is no different. The satire here is sure to be lost on those who don’t see through the superficiality of what makes this movie such a small gem in the land of independent film which seems cluttered with films looking to spread heady and heavy messages. Ari Gold’s vision is fully realized in a movie that blends place and theme, and a wicked ass soundtrack, wonderfully.

    X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE – PREMIERE IN TEMPE, AZ

    premiere1There isn’t a whole helluva lot that follows which is mine.

    An Internet contest that was vying for the World Premiere of X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE got underway weeks ago. Hugh Jackman had a pre-recorded video message that asked fans from all over America to try and get the star studded event, he mentioned bringing a whole cadre of his actor buddies with him to help celebrate, in their town.

    I, being of sound mind and not giving in to such ploys to generate market interest in the movies, didn’t vote. Of all the places, who would want to bring a movie premiere to my backyard, to Arizona?

    signAll of mo-fo’s did, apparently.

    The masses spoke and thanks to this being a lead story in broadcast and online news (yeah, not much was happening that day) on the last day of voting Tempe, Arizona pulled out a win. Hugh again delievered a taped message a week ago last Monday to regale people with the good news. Again it was reported on as if Jesus Christ himself was about to appear at the local Dairy Queen.

    Days leading up to the event only meant more hoopla, more mentions of the fact that the last premiere to come to Arizona was BEN HUR, decades ago, and even the day of, this Monday, lines stretched around the theater the night before to try and get tickets or to at least jockey for a good position to see Hugh Jackman and company up close and personal. Hugh did the crowd a solid and sent muffins and coffee for the die hards in the wee hours on Monday morning, spending $4,300 on breakfast items for the crowd.

    premiere2Me? I was giving alms to my press pass and just making sure I had my batteries charged.

    What was to follow later that day, that night was pretty neat even from all the years I’ve spent covering events at places like the Comic-Con. The level of intensity from the crowd who were simply happy to be there, to see Jackman working the event like the emcee he’s so good at being, was inspiring simply because these were people who don’t work in the movie field and are just happy to indulge in a little superficality for an evening. It was good to reinvigorate myself to see how much people dig these sorts of things. Even though there’s no way in hell there will ever be another premiere in Arizona for quite some time it was still nice to talk to Wil i Am, Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Liev Schreiber and Hugh Jackman. I even got to have a very pleasant talk with Wolf from American Gladiators which was a surprisingly interesting and warm exchange.

    Not all the questions below I was able to ask personally. I take minimal responsibility for some of the more innane inquiries, especially the ones asked to Hugh, so I hope you enjoy the rapid fire pace of what follows.

    WOLVERINE Interview Questions and Answers

    LIEV SCHREIBER

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    LIEV: That’s me.The bad guy from Scream. And I am Naomi Watt’s baby daddy.

    QUESTION:How are the kiddies?

    LIEV: They’re good. They’re good. They’re at home.

    QUESTION [Christ, I don’t know what I did to get saddled with these people]:What do you look for in a woman?If Namoi would say have at it.

    LIEV:I don’t believe I could answer that question in good conscience.

    QUESTION:Here’s an easy question.When you watch a movie are you a popcorn or candy kind of guy?

    LIEV:It depends on what they got. But, generally, I’m a popcorn kind of guy. If the movie is good, you never make it past one handful.

    [Want to know why some actors hate junkets? Wait for what comes next.] QUESTION: Is Hugh Jackman everything we think he is?

    LIEV: He’s awesome. Hugh’s pretty good. Ryan Reynolds said it best. He said Hugh is so nice he makes ice cream look like Hitler.

    (Laughs)

    STIPP: You have a strong theater background.What kind of movie does this represent to you when you look at the jobs you’re going to take? Do you make a difference between theatre and big budget action pictures?

    LIEV: The plain simple fact is that I don’t think men mature past the age of 22. Physically we can become 90, 100, 120 but mentally most men don’t go past 22 so when they say to you do you want to come to the movie and be the giant mutant cat that flys around the buildings and whips Hugh’s ass, I said yes.

    STIPP: There’s no hesitation?

    LIEV: No, there’s no hesitation. I don’t think there’s any hesitate for any man in that situation. Wouldn’t you do it?

    STIPP:Of course.

    LYNN COLLINS

    lynncollinsQUESTION: What’s something interesting that our fans would want to know about? [Journalists, asking the hard hitting questions!]

    COLLINS: What’s interesting to me is that one day Hugh came to me and said that the producers had gotten together and said that I needed to be wearing an outfit that may be more skimpy. So I walk into my trailer and there is the tiniest little silver dress I had ever seen in my life. So I put it on and went outside and they all said April Fool’s. It was a big joke. So I was standing there in front of the producers and Hugh Jackman in the tiniest dress that didn’t fit me.

    QUESTION:Sounds like fun. [Sounds like mental retardation…]

    COLLINS: That was fun. Humility. Humility baby.

    STIPP: As a theatre actress, and I’ve read about how you and Liev already have worked before in that capacity, this is obviously something bigger than you have ever experienced before.

    COLLINS: Right.

    STIPP:How was it going from theatre to big budget action movie?How does that translate for your performance?

    COLLINS: You know, I found it very interesting when I was working on this process that I was really able to utilize all my experience and training at Juliard because we are dealing with such sweeping emotions because we are working on stages with a green screen.

    QUESTION: How was it working with Hugh?

    COLLINS:He was the charismatic leader on this film. Everyone worked so hard and he was really the catalyst and shared that energy with all of us.

    TAYLOR KITSCH

    taylorTAYLOR KITSCH: Hey, how are ya?

    QUESTION:Welcome to Tempe.

    KITSCH:Thanks for having me. It’s a pleasure to be a part of it all.

    QUESTION:Is this your first visit to Tempe?

    KITSCH: It is. I have driven through but actually my first time to take it in.

    QUESTION:Where’s home for you?

    KITSCH:Austin, Texas.

    STIPP:What’s it like to take a comic book character to screen.You have those internet geeks who love to rip apart everyone saying, “He’s not right, he’s not good, he’s not…whatever.” How did you approach this character?

    KITSCH: The only way is you have to dive into it man. It’s all or nothing. You have to just commit to it 150%. So from learning the tools he has to the cars, to his accent, to his posture, to his cadence, to everything else, that’s how you do it.

    STIPP:Did you get to the point where you just say, “What the hell?This is a comic book.What am I doing?”

    KITSCH: No. Because the more I dived into him the more passionate I became, the more I understood the fans. I want to go another round with him at least. To go darker.

    STIPP:Really?

    KITSCH: Absolutely.

    STIPP:You said you wanted to introduce him.Where is the Gambit we get in this movie?

    KITSCH: You get a few pieces of him. He loves to fight and play around. You have to remember who he is against. Who Wolverine is to him at the time is a lot different than if you had Gambit earlier on which is something I would love to explore. How did he get to the point where he’s at his own poker table and he has that smirk. What made him have that, you know? I think a lot of that would be fun to explore.

    WILL I AM

    willQUESTION: How are you doing?

    i AM:I’m 21 and older.

    QUESTION:Hey, for all the brothers and sisters out there, what should they know about this film?

    i AM: It’s a brother super hero, you know… You know what I’m saying? Obama’s in the White House, first Black super hero…

    (Laughs)

    Nah. It’s a great film.

    QUESTION: What’s the biggest challenge you had doing this film?

    i AM: It’s my first movie ever so that’s a challenge. Dealing with professionals. Look at that poster. Check that shit out!

    STIPP: Are you thinking of hanging one in your house?

    i AM: No. That looks weird to me. I can deal with Black Eyed Peas”¦that’s normal but this is not normal.

    STIPP:Does this represent something to you now, like this is where you always wanted to be, a multi-talented artist?

    i AM: It makes me say, WOW. What I can do and what anybody is capable of doing. It’s not what you want because a lot of times you don’t dream it. You’re afraid of getting your world crushed. So that represents dreaming because you can be it. To any youth out there, to any kid, it’s like look at me. You can do it. Three years ago I never thought that was possible. To me, it’s a little kid in the projects or a girl that’s going through a lot, you can make it happen. Just dream big. Anything is possible. White, brothers, Chinese, Korean”¦anybody. You can do it man. I am freaking out looking at that poster.

    QUESTION:What’s going to be next for you? Any more movies?

    i AM: No. Next I’m going to release the Alicia Keys album and get back to what I am a pro at “¦. And I’m not a pro even at that because Herbie Hancock is a pro.

    STIPP: If you’re not a pro then what are you?

    i AM: I’m a fan that has equipment. At the end of the day, really that’s what it is. I’m a fan, I’m bored and I entertain myself. And people like it.

    HUGH JACKMAN

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    Hugh started off things by talking about his most generous gift of caffeine and pastries that morning to those waiting to get in to see the premiere.

    HUGH JACKMAN: Were you here this morning?

    QUESTION:No, but the fans were.

    JACKMAN: Oh yeah. My pleasure.

    Boy, when I rang Arianna at the bakery. I didn’t even know what the bakery’s called, but I think there was a 10 second pause when I said, “This is Hugh Jackman and I need 800 muffins and 800 cups of coffee.”

    It went quiet.

    “Is this a joke?”

    (Laughs)

    QUESTION:How are you liking Tempe?

    JACKMAN: I’m loving it. What a way to come here too. The time of year and the fans are insane. I love that. That’s how these fans are. I’m telling you, I’ve been living with this character and these fans for maybe 9 years and that’s why I wanted to show it to them first.

    QUESTION: And Hugh, everyone wants to know how did you get your arms in this kind of shape?

    JACKMAN: As a producer I should have gotten a little more money from the visual effects budget but I didn’t. I just went to the gym and did it the old fashioned way.

  • Trailer Park: X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE – Reviewed

    By Christopher Stipp

    The Archives, Right Here

    So, I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies.Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    And now, you can follow me on Twitter under the name: Stipp. Some weeks you get lucky with the kind of information that people are talking about.

    X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE – REVIEWED

    x_men_origins_wolverineI don’t need to see this film again, nor do I have the need to ever own it.

    When I was 13 I had a friend by the name of Brandon Murphy. He was the only one who I knew was into comics and is responsible for sending sparks into the tinder that would flame into a full-on passion for The X-Men, Spider-Man and other titles that would create the base for my love of this medium.

    One month, while casually flipping through a copy of the most recent Comics Journal at my local comic book store they had a section in the back that was dedicated to talking about the cinematic developments of comic properties. Seemingly, a lot of what has finally made it to the big screen (SPIDER-MAN, X-MEN, FANTASTIC FOUR) had its genesis in a paper publication back in 1989. It would be ridiculous to think that these films were trapped in development for damn near two decades but the facts are both SPIDER-MAN and X-MEN went on to become box office juggernauts which laid waste to anyone thinking these films would only appeal to children. The early iteration of these films were a little rough as the filmmakers felt in the dark about how to translate comics to screen in a way that would be faithful to the source but be marketable enough to wide audiences so there were creative liberties taken; Rogue skewed younger, the Green Goblin was physically different and The Hulk had to contend with Hulk Dogs.

    Profits swelled, studios took notice and now we’re having to contend with a litany of comic book to film adaptations, reboots and spin-offs. Thanks to the success of the movies that had to believe that taking the material seriously would actually work we now have X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE. Based on the character who was the most obvious choice to get his own film WOLVERINE takes place long before he finds himself with the X-MEN and introduces a rogues gallery of fan favorites: Deadpool, Blob, Sabertooth and Gambit. The film wants to establish Wolverine as a character, wants to delve into how he received his adamantium and tries desperately to entertain while doing it. If this was Gambit’s game he would say 2 out 3 ain’t bad but here, for this film, it’s a losing hand.

    The issues that hobble this production are apparent from the beginning when we’re introduced to young Logan and his bone claws. In what has to be one of the most rushed “twist” story details, and there are enough of them here to think that M. Night Shyamalan, not David Benioff and Skip Woods, should get story credit, we have the worst use of “I’m your dad” in an awkward moment that sets the shoddy tone for what is to come. From the shoehorning of Logan’s classic comic book refrain of “I’m the best there is at what I do, and what I do isn’t very nice” into a conversation that feels awkward when uttered out loud the movie stumbles as the script feels like disparate moments strung together by a thin thread of relevance which, ultimately, prove not to be the case. The events that transpire could have all happened without the aid of the excuses that heretofore are called co-stars. If you could keep a tally on the ways in which any number of the co-stars, excluding Sabertooth, help the movie you would only need to use one hand. This is frustrating as any writer actually pushing pen to paper should recognize that you have to have a reason to include someone in a story but what seems to be the case in WOLVERINE is that these characters act as excuses to divulge wildly far-fetched bits of information.

    Further, an examination of what comes next illustrates the other contentious point that could go either way for someone watching the film: the flimsiness of the movie’s production.

    We go from boyhood to modern time with Logan all grown up and sharing a plane with the host of characters that will come and go like stage props for the rest of the movie. Ryan Reynolds absolutely shines as the merc with a mouth, Deadpool, and if there’s anyone who you wish they had more of in this movie it’s him. Liev Schreiber starts his run as the wickedly casted Sabertooth, and who deserves a lot of credit for elevating the tension, suspense and mood of this film, and doesn’t disappoint for the duration of the movie. The team’s leader William Stryker, played by Danny Huston, also is delightfully cast as the one man who no one should trust in a foxhole. The rest of the characters are forgettable, disposable and are completely irrelevant to the movie’s forward movement and act as convenient placeholders, like an opportune coaster to place a wet drink upon, to simply use and discard when not needed. The opening battle sequence has everyone showing off their talent, one by one, in an overly orchestrated battle that looks like it was taking place on a poorly disguised, and photographed, set; it’s plasticine flimsiness here just sets the tone for the other sets that look like sets. From the fight that takes place after our heroes board an elevator, to the jungle scene prior to Logan jettisoning from this merry band of mutants, to the fight that takes place between Gambit, Logan and Sabertooth, to a host of other special effect moments that simply look false there is a surprising lack of quality control. Never minding the accoutrements to the action on the screen the lack of character development for those on the periphery adds to the disappointment.

    The script for the film seemed to be at odds with wanting to tell an origin story, hence the title, but also having a fun movie to watch. I don’t think these things are mutually exclusive but the movie covers so much ground you don’t ever have a chance to breathe and that’s not a good thing. We barely get to know Logan’s lady Silver Fox, we have an even less chance to understand Dominic Monaghan’s Bolt, John Wraith barely has an opportunity to flex his muscle, don’t get me started on the stopwatch lifespan of the husband and wife who hurriedly nurse Logan back to health after he gets his metal, we get The Blob for one token scene and Gambit is all but ignored. There are literally a cast of characters interfering with a movie that should have been about Wolverine but instead we have X-MEN 4, a new team with a different leader. Even though this film is a vast improvement over X-MEN 3 it only does so because of the strength of Hugh Jackman and Schreiber.

    Jackman is the bright light in all of this as he pours himself into this role. He believes he is Logan, that he is Wolverine. And he’s damn right for thinking so. The mannerisms of what this human animal is supposed to be like are all evident in his rage when he escapes his captors as Weapon X, when he’s fighting for his life in the denouement of this film. Jackman has the charisma to pull this whole character off without a hitch but, the problem is, there isn’t anything else for him to do with what he’s given.

    With a gimpy script, wretched effects, questionable photography and a host of other distracting elements it’s not hard to make a case as to why this should be the only entry in this series, that any more films will turn a once hardcore outlaw of comics into a parody of himself, better suited inside the Sunday funnies. One time will be more than enough to take in what’s presented but I do hope the resulting avalanche of money that will no doubt be in this movie’s future will help begin discussions about how to focus on what was right about this film and excise everything else that did not.