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June 30, 2008

Win FUTURAMA: THE BEAST WITH A BILLION BACKS on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Video, three (3) copies of FUTURAMA: THE BEAST WITH A BILLION BACKS on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, July 7th.

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SModcast 55

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 55: Naked Butz –

In which our heroes get corny, analyze the father of American obesity, and get a shot of maturity.

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TV Or Not TV: 6/30 – 7/6

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Welcome Will-Mart shoppers! Today we have a special on television viewing advice on Aisle 113.

As you will see in my recommendations below, the surprise of the week for me was the show Baby Borrowers on NBC. I remember being a teenager and thinking I knew everything and I know from life experience that I didn’t know squat. Seeing these kids digress from confident know-it-alls that think they are all grown up to (at times) defiant and crushed true teenagers is a wonder to watch. Seeing that they are also in for pure pain and suffering in the weeks to come with toddlers, teenagers and eventually senior adults makes me nothing but giddy for the future.

This week I’m also excited because July is finally here. The USA Network will be treating us to 16 new episodes in a new season of Burn Notice, Monk and Psych. The latter two will probably be having 8 of the 16 air in July/August with the remaining 8 airing in January/February 2009. I only wish they had the same confidence for The Dead Zone which I feel didn’t get a fair shake with a final season that clearly was compromised by a lowered budget.

Fans of TV mastermind Joss Whedon this week got some big news as well regarding the Internet only project Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. To quote the man himself:

It is time for us to change the face of Show Business as we know it. You know the old adage, “It’s Show Business ““ not Show Friends”? Well now it’s Show Friends. We did that. To Show Business. To show Show Business we mean business. (Also, there are now other businesses like it.)

ONE WEEK ONLY! AN INTERNET MINISERIES EVENT!

“Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog” will be streamed, LIVE (that part’s not true), FREE (sadly, that part is) right on Drhorrible.com, in mid-July. Specifically:

ACT ONE (Wheee!) will go up Tuesday July 15th.

ACT TWO (OMG!) will go up Thursday July 17th.

ACT THREE (Denouement!) will go up Saturday July 19th.

All acts will stay up until midnight Sunday July 20th. Then they will vanish into the night, like a phantom.

I’m really looking forward to this project because I’ve loved all his work, I’ve worked with his brother Jed, and it’s starring Nathan Fillion, Neil Patrick Harris and Felicia Day (who brought us the equally brilliant Internet project The Guild). This is definitely going to be something worth watching on your computer instead of spending time with the boob tube.

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Now, what you all have (hopefully) been waiting for.

MONDAY

G4 ““ 8:00 PM: Code Monkeys steps in to the land of the creepy as Dave attempts to help Michael Jackson make a video game for his next album. Some jokes just don’t need telling, do they?

SCIFI ““ 9:00 PM: I know, you thought maybe THIS week I wouldn’t write a Star Trek: The Next Generation episode but I just can’t help it. The show of this hour is QPid where in Q puts the crew into Sherwood Forest, making Picard into Robin Hood. Not really the strongest episode, but how can you not be amused when things happen like Worf stating, “Captain, I protest! I am NOT a Merry Man!”

HIST ““ 9:00 PM: An in-depth look at the historical, scientific, and evolutionary importance to researchers a certain organic materials is in All About Dung.

TUESDAY

MTV ““ 8:00 PM: It’s a four hour marathon to thankfully bring us an end to the second season of A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila. This show is reason #42 why MySpace is bad, mmkay?

NBC ““ 10:00 PM*: This week on Celebrity Family Feud it’s Vincent Pastore (Big Pussy on The Sopranos) vs. the Bunnies from The Girls Next Door as well as Kathy Lee Gifford and company vs. Dogg the Bounty Hunter. I wonder if Dogg’s kid that sold the racist recording to the press will be on the panel? *Check local listings. Airing after MLB in some if not all markets.

OXYGEN ““ 8:00 PM: Get caught up on Tori & Dean:Home Sweet Hollywood by catching the two previous episodes before tonight’s all new episode at 10 PM.

WEDNESDAY

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: If you didn’t catch last week’s premiere episode of Baby Borrowers than you can watch it tonight along with the new episode at 9 when the couples get toddlers to replace their babies.

HIST ““ 9:00 PM: Tonight even humans are on the menu as MonsterQuest takes a look at Super Rats. Don’t let the name fool you, these are no Mighty Mouse.

BRAVO ““ 10:00 PM: It’s a Bravo night crossover as the competitors on Shear Genius attempt to do the do’s of the diva’s from The Real Housewives of Orange County.

THURSDAY

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: It’s a night of polar opposites as Rosie O’Donnell and Tony Hawk try to help people win money on Celebrity Password.

Bravo ““ 10:00 PM: Tonight’s episode of Kathy Griffin:My Life on the D-List is titled Otters and Cubs and Bears”¦ Oh My! Trust me, it’s not a nature special.

CBS ““ 10:00 PM: Tonight on Swingtown a controversial film divides Bruce and Susan when Susan attends a fund-raiser for the star’s legal fund. I have a funny feeling the inspiration for the film and star rhymes with Reap Boat?

FRIDAY

FIREWORKS: Check your local listings, as many local stations tend to run their own broadcasts. On the national side of things NBC has the Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular and CBS is offering up the Boston Pops Fireworks Spectacular. The latter is conveniently scheduled at 10:00 PM, just in time for you get home from watching fireworks in your own area.

FMC ““ 6:00 AM E/3:00 AM P: Taking the name of the day literally, Fox Movie Channel gives us 24 hours of Will Smith kicking alien butt in Independence Day.

AMC ““ 8:00 PM: Nothing says summer fun like being afraid of the water. Both Jaws and Jaws 2 are back-to-back tonight.

HIST ““ 9:00 PM: Get too scared to leave your house by watching three hours of the show Gangland as it looks at the most violent and influential gangs in modern times.

SATURDAY

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: We’re once again getting the Not So Wonderful World of Disney when they air Confessions of a Teen Age Drama Queen. At least you can see Lindsey Lohan before her eventual implosion.

A&E ““ 8:00 PM: Celebrate Christmas in July with the original Die Hard.

HIST ““ 8:00 PM: Tonight on the History Channel it’s a 4 hour marathon of MonsterQuest.

MAX ““ 10:00 PM: If yesterday’s marathon of Independence Day wasn’t to your liking than you can celebrate 4th a day late while watching Live Free or Die Hard.

SUNDAY

NBC – 7:00 PM: This week’s U.S. Olympic Trials brings us more of those vying for a spot on the swimming teams as well as the track & field teams.

VH1 ““ 9:00 PM: VH1 finally cuts to the chase by bringing back their “All Star” contenders from their “of Love” casts to compete for what they really wanted all along, being on TV and trying to get some money with I Love Money! This time they are vying for $250,000 instead of Brett Michaels or Flavor Flav.

TLC ““ 9:00 PM: If you missed last week’s premiere of The Singing Office than you can take it in before tonight’s new episode at 10:00 PM.

COMEDY CENTRAL ““ 10:00 PM: All the fans of Dane Cook can take in his stand up special Vicious Circle.

– *Will Wilkins is on the side of Dr. Horrible.

June 27, 2008

Weekend Shopping Guide 6/27/08: Doc Brown’s Flux Capacitor

Filed under: Shopping Guides — Tags: , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:05 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

The crew of the Planet Express return in the 2nd of the 4 direct-to-DVD adventures that manage the rare feat of resurrecting a show with not only the same level of quality of the original run, but above and beyond it. Futurama: The Beast With A Billion Backs (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP) tells the tale of a rip in space that opens a portal to another dimension – but what lies beyond the rift? There’s plenty of bonus features as well, including an audio commentary, the animated story originally produced for the Futurama video game, deleted scenes, an animatic, bloopers, and much more.

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As a fan ever since it first unspooled over 20 years ago, I’ve thought it a crime that there’s been little-to-no Back To The Future merchandise. Every other franchise seems to be having its day in the sun over the past few years, and it’s high time BTTF got its due. Well, as and you shall receive, ’cause now we’ve got a prop replica of Doc Brown’s greatest invention – the Flux Capacitor ($275). Lovingly crafted and based on the original (inspired, as we all know, by a blow to the head while hanging a clock in the bathroom), this limited edition replica (only 1,000 made!) features sully functional light effects, whose frequency can be adjusted via the knobs within the unit’s case. Now where is the panel so I can input my destination date?
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If you were to transplant Grosse Point Blank to Belgium, you’d wind up with In Bruges (Universal, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Simple as that. Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson star as hitmen Ray & Ken, who decide to kick back and enjoy a little downtime after a big job. Unfortunately, they’re not very good at the low-key touristy thing, so they soon find themselves in deep with the local crime boss (Ralph Fiennes). It’s a fun little flick that’s worth a spin. Bonus features include a making-of featurette, deleted scene, and a gag reel.

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If I have one disappointment with the soundtrack album to Pixar’s Wall-E (Disney Records, $ SRP) – with a score by Thomas Newman and a new song from Newman and Peter Gabriel – it’s that the disc doesn’t feature the piece that was used in the trailers from Michael Kamen’s Brazil score. Would it have been so hard to include it on the disc? Other than that, the album is a must.

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I’ve spoken many times of my Anglophilia, and my fascination with the oftimes bizarre and eccentric history of England. With that in mind, it’s understandable that I dug right in to London’s Strangest Tales: Extraordinary But True Stories From Over A Thousand Years Of London’s History (Robson Books, $13.00 SRP). Where else can you read about the Bishop of Winchester’s prostitutes and human lavatories?

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The History Channel’s dramatic recreations of classic wartime aerial combat makes their high-flying return with the complete second season of Dogfights (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP). The 5-disc set features all 17 high-adrenaline episodes, plus additional scenes.

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I don’t know why exactly it is that it seems the bulk of today’s kiddie flicks compare unfavorably to the classics of yesteryear. Maybe it’s that manufactured sheen that it all seems to have – CGI is a sterile tool, and it adds a cold, uninvolved feeling to modern children’s films. Case in point is The Spiderwick Chronicles (Paramount, Rated PG, DVD-$39.99 SRP), based on the book series by Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black. It’s all so digital and clean that a thousand Freddie Highmores with their preternaturally adult acting couldn’t elevate it much beyond a pleasant diversion. The 2-disc set features behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted scenes, and more. A Blu-Ray edition is also available (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP), featuring identical bonus materials to the standard edition.

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If I had a time machine, somewhere on “to do” list would be to travel back just a few short years to when people like Michael Eisner and Jeffrey Katzenberg proclaimed 2-D animation a dead artform and slap them over the head with a copy of the film Persepolis (Sony, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.95 SRP) – the animated adaptation of Marjane Satrapi’s comic book version of her Iranian childhood during the Islamic Revolution, and her eventual move to France after the Fundamentalists took hold. Bonus features include an English language soundtrack, behind-the-scenes featurettes, audio commentary, the 2007 Cannes press conference, and more.

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I’m all for goofy, well-written fun in kids shows, and Tak And The Power Of Juju passes the “Does my 4-year-old nephew like it?” test. He likes it. And he also likes the first DVD volume, The Trouble With Magic (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). The disc features 10 episodes, plus 5 shorts, a featurette on the voices, and an animatic.

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Genre-bending shows are always a gamble on network television, as viewers are usually slow on the uptake and executives are quick to lower the axe. Occasionally, one slips through the cracks and is given some legs – such as Early Edition (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), which starred Kyle Chandler as Gary Hobson, a reluctant hero who is delivered the next day’s news in advance and must choose how he uses that information. Does he prevent tragedy? Does he buy a winning lottery ticket and profit off of it? Does he do both? The 6-disc set features all 23 first season episodes, plus promos.

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Despite the hokey kitsch value the success of the Broadway musical version has brought it, Xanadu (Universal, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is still an awful movie. Now, however, you can get this awful film in a new special edition, with a retrospective documentary and a photo gallery, plus a bonus soundtrack CD.

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If you were to take that early 90’s HBO staple Dream On and transport it to Showtime and reinvent it as an edgy dramedy about a sex and drug addicted author (David Duchovny), you’d have Californication (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP). The 2-disc box set features all 12 first season episodes.

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If you were to ask Roland Emmerich to remake Caveman, the result would be 10,000 BC (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP) – a laughably earnest look at a heroic caveman who must do battle with massive prehistoric beasties in order to rescue his kidnapped cave-gal. Bonus features include additional scenes and an alternate ending.

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Ignore that abysmal Roland Emmerich flick, and delve into the real pre-history with Journey To 10,000 BC (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP). Would you guess that it’s a documentary featuring cavemen and mammoths? Wouldja?

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #49: Fat Elvis and the Robot Army

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #49: Fat Elvis and the Robot Army – Ken & Dana return with some thoughts on Pixar’s Wall-E, venture back into Dana’s workshop, catch up on recent travels, discover the wonder that is Fat Elvis, and talk of Dana’s special relationship with his elementary school principal.
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Win THE SWORD IN THE STONE on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, three (3) copies of THE SWORD IN THE STONE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Thursday, July 3rd.

How about a clip of Mrlin & Wart meeting Madame Mim?

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

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Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

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The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

June 26, 2008

Comics in Context #226: Half a Decade with the Hulk

Filed under: Comics in Context — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:55 am

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I find it hard to believe, but it was five years ago this month that I started writing “Comics in Context,” which was originally at IGN and has since moved here to Quick Stop Entertainment. From time to time I wonder how many people are out there reading this, and whether or not the effort of turning out over two hundred installments has been worth it. It doesn’t help that certain members of the comics blogosphere have described my online writings as “insane” or “crazy” because each is as long as, say, a magazine feature article. Then recently a colleague advised me that none of the critical essays I’ve done for this column could be taken seriously by cultural institutions, because they’ve been published on the newfangled Internet instead of in good old-fashioned books. (I may be a Luddite in many respects but I can already imagine Graduate Students of the Future reading this week’s column and reacting to this with shock and disbelief.)

But I prefer to think that over these last five years I’ve built a substantial body of work in this column. And every once in a while I run into somebody who turns out to be a reader of this column and expresses his appreciation. Due to upheavals in my life and the pressing need to find paying work, lately I haven’t been producing new installments of “Comics in Context” as often as I’d like. But I intend to continue with the column, and once again, I’d like to thank my editor for these last five years, Ken Plume, for talking me into starting the column in the first place, and for supporting my efforts all this time.

I write my second “Comics in Context” piece (“Comics in Context” #2: “Crouching Banner, Hidden Faust”) about director Ang Lee’s disappointing Hulk movie for Universal back in 2003. By coincidence, June 2008 brought the opening of a new movie about Marvel’s green-skinned monster, The Incredible Hulk, directed by Louis Leterrier, produced by Universal and Marvel Studios, and featuring a newscast, including Edward Norton as Bruce Banner, Liv Tyler as Betty Ross, and William Hurt as her father, General “Thunderbolt” Ross.

So, on this anniversary of the start of my column, this gives me the opportunity to revisit some old subjects of mine, and not just the topic of cinematic treatments if the Hulk. One of my motives for starting my column was my irritation at mainstream media writers who had begun writing about comics and comics-based movies only to vent their prejudices against–and flaunt their ignorance of–the comics medium and the superhero genre.

In the last half decade the treatment of comics in the mainstream media has vastly improved. But the battle is still far from over. Take, for example, Rex Reed’s review of The Incredible Hulk movie in the June 23, 2008 issue of The New York Observer, titled “Marvel Mush”, in which he writes, “If you didn’t waste your allowance on the Marvel comics created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby 46 years ago.” Some of us think that the Lee/Kirby Hulk is a classic of American popular culture. (And anyone who spent his allowance on Incredible Hulk #1 in 1962 and didn’t throw it out now made a very valuable investment.)

It was way back in the first and second installments of “Comics in Context” (See “Comics in Context” #1: “Big Dumb Fun” and #2: “Crouching Banner, Hidden Faust”) that I first took to task New York Times film critic A. O. Scott for his clueless approach to the superhero genre and to comics in general. In his June 13, 2008 Times review of The Incredible Hulk movie, Scott at first seems unchanged and unrepentant in his attitude to the genre: ” If you really need a superhero to tide you over until Hellboy and Batman resurface next month–and honestly, do you? really? why?–I guess this big green dude will do.” I suppose that Mr. Scott finds it utterly inexplicable why any of you would venture into a comics shop once a week to buy even one superhero comic.

But I find myself agreeing with Scott when he remarks that “The Adequate Hulk would have been a more suitable title” for this movie than The Incredible Hulk. I thought that Ang Lee had no real feel for the superhero genre; the new movie, directed by Louis Leterrier, is much more successful in staging the action sequences and maintaining the momentum of an adventure story. The Incredible Hulk movie was reasonably entertaining in those terms. But beneath the shiny surface of CGI monsters and spectacular battles, the movie felt thin and superficial.

Why? Scott answers “without a vivid, complex character at the center of the movie, even the more inspired bits. . .feel perfunctory and familiar.”

Certainly Edward Norton’s performance as Bruce Banner inspires sympathy for the character: a good man whom fate has afflicted with a curse that would break the spirit of most people, and yet he struggles on, seeking a cure, literally seeking the peace of mind that would free him from his inner demons. But why should we care about the rampaging, rageoholic monster that is this movie’s version of the Hulk?

In his June 23, 2008 review in The New Yorker, critic David Denby contends that “And the truth is that, in any version, the Hulk is a dull beast. He’s just a big angry guy; he has no soul, no oddities, no vulnerable or tender spots. King Kong and Frankenstein’s monster are Byron and Keats in comparison with the Hulk, as I wrote when Ang Lee’s version came out.”

First, I should point out Denby’s overreaching in implying that he knows every version of the Hulk. Really? How many Hulk comics has he read, do you suppose? Is he aware of Peter David’s various versions of a smart Hulk during his long run on the comic? I doubt it: later in this review Denby expresses his wish that the new movie “would transcend its comic-book origins,” implying that comics are a medium lower in the artistic hierarchy than the cinema.

But I agree that the Hulk of this movie is indeed “a dull beast.” He mostly expresses literally violent rage. This may lead to spectacular battle scenes, but it makes the character, as a personality, tiresome. It’s not quite a one-note performance, though. Despite what Denby says, the Hulk has a “tender spot” since the Hulk grows calm and even seems emotionally vulnerable when he’s alone with Betty Ross. That makes for a two-note performance, which still isn’t enough.

The new movie pits the Hulk against his opposite number from the comics, another gamma-irradiated monster, the Abomination, whom Stan Lee and Gil Kane created in Tales to Astonish #90 (April 1967). But why should we root for the Hulk when he fights the Abomination? What makes the Hulk better than the Abomination? Is it simply that we know that the Hulk can transform back into Bruce Banner, who is a nice guy? Shouldn’t we care about Banner in his Hulk form as well, if the Hulk is the protagonist of the film?

But in the film, the Hulk is presented at almost all times as a destructive monster. This may lead to spectacular battles that will excite the action lovers in the audience. But why should one feel any sympathy for a creature continually snarling with anger? In the movie Banner proposes to General “Thunderbolt” Ross that he turn into the Hulk in order to stop the Abomination from tearing up Harlem. Inexplicably, General Ross agrees. But why? As he is presented in the movie, this Hulk would more likely go start a destructive rampage of his own through New York City, or perhaps even join with the Abomination in wreaking havoc in Harlem.

At least since he wrote the Simon and Schuster paperback Origins of Marvel Comics, Stan Lee has stated that his vision of the Hulk was inspired by Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and by Frankenstein’s Monster, specifically as portrayed by Boris Karloff on film. Karloff’s Monster was dangerous, easily enraged and violent, to be sure, but he was also like a child in a powerful, grotesque adult body, lonely and longing for companionship, often not engaging in gratuitous violence but fighting back against his persecutors. In the Hulk’s original six issue series, Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, and Steve Ditko experimented with the character, portraying him more like a Mr. Hyde to Banner’s Dr. Jekyll: this Hulk was brutal and had a violent temper, but was intelligent. It was in the Hulk’s subsequent series in Tales to Astonish in the 1960s that Lee and his collaborators perfected the classic Hulk, moving more in the direction of the Karloff Frankenstein’s Monster. This is the Hulk as a child in a superhuman adult body. Banner’s brilliant mind has regressed to the undeveloped state of a small child. Like a toddler, the Hulk is egocentric, thinking the world revolves around him: hence his continual boasts about his own power. He is also easily prone to temper tantrums if he doesn’t get his way, but whereas a small child is powerless to cause major damage, the Hulk’s tantrums have catastrophic consequences. Stan Lee’s classic Hulk is caught in a contradiction. He insists he just wants to be left alone, like a sullen child. In Tales to Astonish and Stan Lee’s stories in the Hulk’s second series, the Hulk primarily fights only against those who have disturbed his solitude and attacked him first, whether it’s the armed forces or a super-villain. But the Hulk, in seeming contradiction, also longs for companionship and love. Hence the Hulk regards Betty as his friend, and Rick Jones too, although their relationship has its ups and downs. (Since the classic Hulk has the mentality of a prepubescent child, he doesn’t have conscious sexual feelings towards Betty.) The classic Hulk is not merely Bruce Banner’s Mr. Hyde, he is Banner’s inner child, granted superhuman power. By extension, the Hulk represents the reader’s dark side and his inner child as well.

It is crucially important that Stan Lee allowed his classic Hulk to talk. Of course, a character given only to roaring wouldn’t have worked well as a protagonist in the comics medium. But though the Hulk’s dialogue, Lee enabled the character to express not simply his rage but also his other emotions, his loneliness, his preference for avoiding conflict unless provoked, his understandable resentment of his persecutors like general Ross, and his sentiments for the few individuals who treat him kindly. One of Stan Lee’s greatest talents is his ability to delineate characterization through dialogue. Through his writing of the Hulk, both the Hulk’s dialogue and his narration, he cast the Hulk as a genuine anti-hero, more sinned against than sinning, a persecuted outcast from society, who nonetheless was capable of genuine bravery and heroism in fighting back against his persecutors. Through the Hulk, as with the other classic Marvel heroes of the 1960s, readers can see their own feelings of alienation writ large. In short, Stan Lee made it possible for readers to sympathize with the Hulk. Through dialogue, Stan Lee presented the Hulk as a thinking, feeling person, even if he was mentally handicapped. The Hulk in the new movie is more like an animal, vicious against intruders but submissive towards his mistress Betty, as if he were her pet.

In Ang Lee’s Hulk the monster never spoke. (Nor did the Hulk speak in the now-classic 1970s live action television series. (But I was never a fan of that series in part because it too strayed too far from my concept of the Hulk as a character.) Towards the end of Louis Leterrier’s Incredible Hulk, the monster utters his first words, “Hulk smash!” in keeping with the movie’s depiction of his as a continually raging beast. What if in the next Hulk movie, the filmmakers let him speak more. Instead of portraying the Hulk as a “beast” incapable of speech, let him voice his thoughts, however clouded they may be. Let’s see the primitive, primal human within the monster.

In his June 12 review in Newsweek, David Ansen hits upon a further problem with the film, writing that “When the sensitive, physically unprepossessing Banner/Norton turns into the gargantuan, muscle-bound, growling Hulk, there’s a total disconnect. They don’t seem remotely related to each other, which makes it hard to have an emotional through-line. The actor is replaced by a special effect, and though you may develop feelings for this heroic beast they aren’t the same feelings you have for Banner.”

I don’t think that the Hulk in the new movie seems “heroic” or even antiheroic, but simply a threat. The fact that the human playing Banner is replaced by a CGI version of the Hulk worsens the “disconnect” between Banner and his alter ego, who seem to have very little in common. Is there any psychological resemblance between them at all?

Having now seen a good number of superhero movies, A. O. Scott has developed enough insight into them to make a very perceptive point in his aforementioned New York Times review: “Superhero movies depend not only on virtuosic special effects or action set pieces, but also, perhaps even more, on the psychological drama of existential division. The mild-mannered reporter is also the man of steel; the reclusive millionaire dons mask and cape to fight evil.”

Scott continues, “The better superhero performances explore the tensions inherent in their protagonists’ double lives. . . . But the contradictions and continuities between Bruce Banner and the monster he becomes figure surprisingly little in The Incredible Hulk. When Betty asks Bruce what the transformation feels like he answers that the Hulk “˜isn’t me,’ and in taking this disavowal at face value the movie sacrifices opportunities for pathos as well as humor.”

Scott missed the ambiguity in that exchange between Bruce and Betty. When Banner claims the Hulk “isn’t me,” Betty points out that the Hulk seemed to recognize her. Indeed, the fact that the presence of Banner’s beloved Betty soothes the Hulk is a strong indication that the Hulk and Banner are indeed psychologically connected. In claiming that the Hulk “isn’t me,” Banner is therefore engaging in denial, repelled by the Hulk’s savagery.

Even in the classic Stan Lee Hulk stories of the 1960s there seems little or no psychological connection between Banner and the Hulk. Indeed, in the story “The Monster’s Analyst” in The Incredible Hulk #227 (September 1978), written by Roger Stern and Peter Gillis, Banner’s psychiatrist Doc Samson contends that the Hulk and Bruce Banner are two separate beings. In other words, they have different minds which battle for dominance within the same physical form.

It was writer Bill Mantlo who decisively overturned this interpretation in Incredible Hulk #312 (October 1985), in which he demonstrated that the Hulk was the expression of the powerful, but long repressed anger that had been building in Bruce Banner since his deeply unhappy childhood, dominated by his psychologically and physically abusive father. Mantlo’s story appears to have been a strong influence on Ang Lee’s Hulk movie, which used Banner’s father as its principal villain.

There are other hints in the new movie of a psychological link between Banner and the Hulk. At the university in Virginia, it is when Banner sees Betty get hurt by a soldier that his pulse rate finally goes over the top, triggering his transformation into the Hulk. In other words, it was his anger at seeing Betty hurt that triggered his violent rage to punish those he held responsible.

Moreover, when we last see Banner in the movie, he is engaging in one of his meditation rituals to achieve inner calm. It doesn’t work, and the pupils in his eyes turn green, the signal (borrowed from the 1970s Incredible Hulk live action TV series) that he is about to transform into the Hulk. Yet Banner wears a thin, enigmatic smile in this final close-up.

Denby argued in his review that “If he [Bruce Banner] were ambivalent about the powers that lie within him – drawn to the excitement but also repelled by it – the tension for the audience might be overwhelming, because Bruce’s mixed emotions would speak to the way we’re tempted and repelled by anger, too. But the movie presents Bruce conventionally, as a man who has a strange, hateful disease that he can’t get rid of. Bruce is merely disgusted by his situation (there’s no make-my-day gleam in his eye as he approaches fury), and, afterward, he’s just exhausted and empty. If he could only describe for us the wild pleasure he feels – the allure of the forbidden struggling against morality and sense – then the movie would transcend its comic-book origins and become a kind of tragic fable of id released and regretfully tamed. But Bruce is just a decent, sorrowful guy who’s been dealt a bad hand, and, for all Norton’s skill, we lose interest in him.”

I think that this image of Banner as “decent, sorrowful guy” tormented by his condition has more emotional and psychological resonance than Denby thinks. Banner is an archetypal figure of a man living under a curse, translated into science fiction terms. The Hulk is not only a variation on Jekyll and Hyde, but also on the werewolf, or, indeed, of any human who unwillingly is transformed into a beast. The werewolf and Hyde and similar beings can serve as metaphors for anyone who finds himself struggling to survive despite burdens or afflictions that seem impossible to control or overcome.

One of the aspects of the new movie that I most admire is the way it portrays Banner as literally a homeless person, a scientist who has lost his place in society, and who repeatedly ends up in rags, forced at one point in the film to beg for money. Being the Hulk could serve as a metaphor for alcoholism or drug addiction, for crippling psychological problems, or just for twists of fortune that plunge a successful man into dire poverty. The figure of Banner represents the good within a person, striving to reclaim a normal life despite the inner or external demons represented by the Hulk.

Yet doesn’t the film’s final image of Banner suggest the “make-my-day gleam in his eye as he approaches fury” that Denby mentions. Is it a hint that the next Hulk film might show Banner begin to embrace the appeal of his inner Hulk, at least to some degree?

After the soporific Ang Lee Hulk film, Marvel Studios was understandably intent on making the new Hulk movie succeed as an action movie. But the key to Stan Lee’s Marvel revolution is characterization, and the movie’s characterization of the Hulk (as opposed to Banner) seems hollow. If the Ang Lee Hulk film was all intellect and no energy, the new Hulk movie has energy and spectacle, but insufficient intellectual substance or heart. It’s especially disappointing coming after Marvel Studios’ Iron Man movie, which so successfully combined characterization and action in what was recognizably the classic Marvel Comics tradition.

There’s also a lack of connection in the movie between Emil Blonsky, played by Tim Roth, and his gamma-irradiated alter ego, the Abomination. In Stan Lee and Gil Kane’s original storyline, Blonsky was an enemy agent, presumably working for the Soviets, posing as an American soldier. (Lee did not come up with the name Blonsky; the comic book Abomination’s real name and Yugoslav nationality were established much later.) There’s no longer a Soviet Union, so it makes sense that the moviemakers changed Blonsky into a Russian-born member if the Royal Marines (justifying Roth’s native British accent) working with the American armed forces. I rather enjoyed Roth’s portrayal of Blonsky as this feisty little man, unafraid to take in the much larger Hulk, but concerned that he is already past his physical prime and envious of the Hulk’s power. The movie does such a great build-up to the point at which Blonsky forces scientist Sam Sterns to transform him into the Abomination. But there is no clear connection on screen between Roth and the CGI Abomination that takes his place. The Abomination can talk, but does so in that ancient cliche, a voice that has been electronically altered to sound much lower and deeper. I would have preferred that the Abomination still speak with a voice recognizable as Roth’s. One of the points of the Abomination in the comics, after all is that, unlike the Hulk, Blonsky was changed only physically, not mentally by the gamma rays: he retains his normal intelligence and personality. And that leads to another important point about the Abomination: that his normal personality, obsessed with power and dominating others, proves to be more truly monstrous than that of the Hulk who, in his classic 1960s-1970s persona, prefers to leave other people alone as long as they return the favor. For that matter, couldn’t the movie Abomination’s face have retained some resemblance to Roth’s?

The movie’s Abomination is generally disappointing. I would have much preferred that the filmmakers had adapted Gil Kane’s classic design for the character, with his large, batlike ears and scaly, reptilian hide. Kane’s design is simply far more distinctive and memorable than the blander, more humanoid movie version. (Alas, I see that Marvel’s own online “Marvel Universe” entry for the Abomination now uses a picture of the movie Abomination rather than a picture of the Kane design. See here.)

I also don’t understand why Blonsky, once he turns into the Abomination, begins running amok, wreaking destruction through Harlem. The dialogue that the movie gives the Abomination shows that he retains his normal intelligence. Did the gamma treatment drive him mad? Did it increase his aggressiveness beyond control? Or did Blonsky remain sane, but simply want to flaunt his new power? But what’s the point of perpetrating all that damage? Couldn’t the movie have made the answer clearer?

Just as the Iron Man movie quietly sets up the Mandarin as the evil mastermind behind the scenes, presumably to take the spotlight in a future film, The Incredible Hulk surreptitiously introduces the Hulk’s own archenemy. Banner and Betty meet with another scientist, the afirementioned Dr. Samuel Sterns (played by Tim Blake Nelson), who has been aiding Banner via the Internet. (Banner and Sterns use the code aliases “Mr. Green” and “Mr. Blue” on the internet. Could this be a sly reference to the similar color-based code names in one of Tim Roth’s best known films, Reservoir Dogs?) Well-informed Marvel aficionados know that Sam Sterns is the real name of the Leader, who was endowed buy gamma radiation with green skin, an enormous skull and brain, and superhuman genius. If the Hulk represents ultimate brawn, then the Leader represents ultimate brain power. Through the opposition of the Hulk and the Leader, Stan Lee was making the point that the Hulk, monster though he is, is a kind of savage innocent who is morally preferable to the Leader, who turns his great intellect to attempts to dominate humankind. I prefer the Leader’s origin in the comics, with its pleasing irony: in the comics Sam Sterns was a janitor of low intellect who, through sheer accident was exposed to the gamma radiation that transformed him into an evil genius. I certainly hope that in the next Hulk film Nelson plays the Leader seriously, and not as the goofy nerd that he played in the current movie. (Yes, once again we had to suffer through the stereotype of the scientist as nerd, though, of course, Banner and the movie Betty are scientists, too, and they are portrayed respectfully.) You may notice that in the final shot of Sterns in The Incredible Hulk his head already seems to have begun transforming.

I like the movie’s references and homages to the 1970s Incredible Hulk TV series and to the Hulk’s history in the comics. Lou Ferrigno, who played the Hulk in that TV series, has an on-screen cameo as a security guard and also plays the voice of the Hulk. (It was a pleasure seeing his surprise appearance in the Hulk movie panel at this year’s New York Comic Con.) It was a nice and unexpected surprise to see a “cameo” by the late Bill Bixby, who played “David” Banner (renamed from Bruce) on the Hulk TV shows; Bixby turns up in the movie on a TV screen in a clip from another of his TV series, The Courtship of Eddie’s Father. (Next time, Marvel Studios, I want to see a clip from My Favorite Martian!) Even the name “David B.” turns up in the movie as one of Bruce’s aliases. Two young people who witness the Hulk’s battle with the military on a college campus turn out to be named Jack McGee (after the reporter on the 1970s Hulk TV series) and Jim Wilson (after the Hulk’s young African-American friend in the comic during the 1970s). I didn’t realize it while watching the movie, but Betty’s psychiatrist boyfriend in the film turns out to be named Leonard Samson, after Doc Samson, the character in the Hulk comics.

There’s a character in the new movue named Stanley, presumbly after Stan Lee, and the real Stan makes his usual Hitchcockian cameo, this time as a man who imbibes a soft drink without realizing it’s been tainted with Bruce Banner’s gamma-irradiated blood. (So does Stan turn green? The movie never tells us.) I am again disappointed that Stan doesn’t get any lines. Having seen him brilliantly perform onstage time and again at comics conventions, I find it hard to believe he wouldn’t be good in front of movie cameras. Besides, he did perfectly well with speaking roles in Ang (no relation) Lee’s Hulk, Spider-Man 3 and the Fantastic Four movies. (I even tend to think his appearances are the high points of the FF films!)

I’m impressed by how Marvel Studios continues to knit together its separate films into a cinematic Marvel Universe. Following the closing credits in the Iron Man movie, SHIELD director Nick Fury, as incarnated by Samuel L. Jackson, meets with Tony Stark, played by Robert Downey, Jr., to propose the formation of the superhero team that will become the Avengers. SHIELD turns up in The Incredible Hulk movie as well. Moreover, in the final scene of this new Hulk movie, Downey, as Stark, turns up and starts to tell General Ross about the team idea. Although the positioning of this scene at the end of the movie suggests that it was intended as a surprise, Marvel Studios showed it at their Incredible Hulk panel at the New York Comic Con. Clearly, Marvel wants the fans to realize that they are tying the continuity of the movies together. After all, the “shared universe” continuity of Marvel Comics has been one of the company’s great strengths since the early 1960s.

It’s already been announced that Marvel Studios will release an Avengers movie in 2011. In the comics the Hulk and Iron Man were both founding members of the Avengers. But in Avengers #1 in 1963, the Hulk was portrayed as considerably more intelligent than the classic 1960s version that evolved later. Just how the Hulk of these first two movies, who seems to be constantly enraged and uncontrollable unless Betty Ross is around. could function as a member of a team of superheroes is beyond me. Marvel Studios is going to have to change the movie Hulk considerably.

A big surprise was the new Hulk movie’s references to the “super-soldier serum” and even to its creator, Professor Reinstein. Blonsky is treated with the serum to boost his physical prowess before he becomes the Abomination. As many Marvel aficionados know, Reinstein and his “super-soldier serum” are elements in the origin of Captain America, who also gets a movie in 2011. I look forward to watching how mainstream movie critics react three years from now when it sinks in on them that Marvel had been subtly setting up the premise of the Captain America movie as far back as the late spring of 2008!

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This week (the last in June 2008), TwoMorrows Publications releases issue 18 of Danny Fingeroth’s magazine Write Now!, a special issue celebrating the writing career of Stan Lee. Among the many comics professionals who contributes appreciations of Stan’s work to this issue are Roy Thomas, Denny O’Neil, John Romita. Sr., Tom DeFalco, Joe Quesada, Louise Simonson, Jimmy Palmiotti, J. M. DeMatteis, Jim Salicrup and me! The magazine also showcases examples from Stan’s movie and television scripts from the official Stan Lee Archives at the University of Wyoming. (I confess to being impressed that a university holds an archive of Stan’s work. If only it weren’t so far away!) You can find out more about Write Now! #18 at the TwoMorrows website here.

On the occasion of my own online column’s anniversary, I’d like to draw my readers’ attention to the work of a fellow toiler in the vineyards of cyberspace. Peter B. Gillis, a former comics writer for Marvel, DC and First Comics, consistently writes brilliantly insightful essays in a wide variety of subjects, from politics to music to, yes, comics, for his blog “No Time to Explain“ which deserves a far greater readership than it currently receives. Recently he has written two of his best entries for the blog. On June 16 there was “The Smartest Guy in the Room,” on June 16, which not only deals with Barack Obama’s campaign but discovers a historical pattern of differences between Democratic and Republican presidential candidates. Then. two days later, on June 18, upon completing a rereading of J. R. R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit, Peter posted “There and Back Again Again,” in which he not only demonstrates how The Hobbit served as Tolkien’s template for the entire Lord of the Rings, but also illuminates Tolkien’s unusual choice to utilize protagonists–Bilbo and Frodo–who do not succeed in their quests. Of all the websites I regularly visit, Peter Gillis’s blog is the best written and most intellectually surprising and stimulating. It serves as proof that essay writing on the Internet can have depth, seriousness, and lasting value. (Peter Gillis will also soon return to comics writing for the ComicMix website, and I will alert you when his story appears.)

Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

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Trailer Park: Adam Yauch

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To talk to Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys and not talk about the Beastie Boys was a lot less difficult than I thought it would be.

Sure, the guy has been a planetoid in my pop culture universe ever since “Fight for Your Right (To Party)” and I have put enough money into the hit machine that they’ve kept going for years to warrant a little shout-out to the music but this was all about Adam’s film GUNNIN’ FOR THAT #1 SPOT and I was respectful of that. Although, to be completely honest, and nerdy, about it, it was a thrill to be talking to the man.

The movie, opening today, deals with some of the best of the best of high school basketballers being invited to play in an “Elite 24″ tournament in Harlem, New York as Adam captures the energy and back stories of some of those asked to come out and play.

Adam’s love of music, basketball and the documentary style that made AWESOME; I FUCKIN’ SHOT THAT! all blend here for a cohesive narrative of eight of those players as the ins and outs of being so young and being courted by forces greater than the guys playing the game is an unintended rapturous commentary on the stale and fetid rigidity of NBA style of playing when you see how quick a game can be played when players are allowed to just be players.

Adam takes a back seat to what is happening on the screen and he allows his editing and presentation to genuinely reflect the lives of these eight players who love the game of basketball and see that this is their way of life and what they want to do. Forget about the odds, these men want to play basketball. As Adam mentions, even a casual fan of basketball will get something out this movie that even the most learned and steeped fan of the game can appreciate. When it comes to narratives this movie has a lot to say and the pace, the feeling and the style of this film reminds you that this isn’t your father’s HOOP DREAMS.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I grew up in Chicago so I have been a big, big Bulls fan my entire life and when I heard that you got involved in this documentary film, it really got me going.

ADAM YAUCH: Cool. Did you grow up in the Jordan-era?

CS: Yes, I did. Got to see them in the old Chicago Stadium.

YAUCH: That’s amazing.

CS: Yea, it’s amazing to me now to think about all those guys on the court and think about how they came up, and certainly being in Chicago I watched HOOP DREAMS and watching that gives me the perfect way to start out with you ““ have you seen the film and was that they way you wanted it to be told?

YAUCH: Yes, I have seen HOOP DREAMS and I actually loved that film but this is a pretty different approach because it’s centered around this All Star game and really focusing on the top high school players in the country and it’s a different approach than that. I don’t know but I do like that movie.

CS: These are high school kids, so when you are doing the film when you got all the footage that you wanted and you wanted to sort of capture the moment what was it like when you got back to the editing bay to take your film and go, “Now where’s the narrative?”

YAUCH: Well, there were some ideas going into it. Basically my game plan going into it was to focus on specific players so you would get to know the players before you see the game so you are more emotionally vested watching the game because you know them and you are watching them compete against each other and I had some ideas before hand about not just getting an understanding of the world of high school basketball, it’s what the pressures are like for high school players or what their rankings or different aspects of it so first thing at the beginning of editing was to just cut these different segments for a profile of the players and all these different segments come together in the first quarter, second quarter and then the steps after that was to get it all to move, to find the right order off all these pieces and refine them and get them to flow and pace out nice as a film. Actually, it’s a long process.

CS: I would imagine there was a lot of background filming on these different athletes and you had smaller narratives within that too. As a person just looking at all these guys who are trying to compete to hopefully move on ““ they’ve got the college barrier and the college barrier to the NBA barrier, when you were filming this getting to know some of these individual guys were any of them emotionally vulnerable in telling you something to the effect of, “I know the odds are really not in my favor but this is exactly what I want to do”?

YAUCH: No, none of them really say that. I mean on some level they are aware that the odds are stacked against them but I think these kind of guys that are the best in the country have the kind of drive that I think ““ I don’t know I’m sure they know that the odds are stacked against them ““ the way that they push themselves is intense ““ the way they use that competitive drive to make things happen is pretty wild to see.

CS: Did you notice at least in the smaller profiles that these guys have balance in their life? Do they realize that basketball is just a game or are coaches and outside influences are pushing these guys harder than maybe they should be?

YAUCH: I didn’t get that impression that their coaches are pushing them too hard. I got the impression that these guys, at least from my limited experience with them, that they really enjoy the game and want to be pushed and want to succeed in the league and they know what it’s going to take to make that happen.

CS: Are they just enjoying what they do?

YAUCH: I’m sure there are times when the pressure feels crazy to them and probably upsetting but I don’t know. I got the impression that for most of them they enjoy playing basketball.

CS: What was it like at Rucker Park to have all these alpha males ““ the best of the best ““ coming together and clashing ““ what is it like to see that sort of concentrated talent on the court?

YAUCH: It’s cool. It’s definitely cool to see the different styles of their games and the different ways that they blend or come up against each other. People like Brandon that loves to pass the ball you almost get the impression that he’d rather make an assist and score and guys like Beasley that just talks trash all the time to everybody on the court ““ it’s definitely interesting to see their different games and see how they make shit happen. While they all have the crazy competitive drive, it comes out in different ways.

CS: Right. And I read an essay by Chuck Klosterman who interviewed Steve Nash ““ Chuck intimated that Steve was more like a communist and that he’s really out there to help his teammates be better and that works for him because he makes everybody that’s on the court better and that’s his sort of strategy.

YAUCH: Got that impression with Ray Allen too.

CS: Do these guys, they have been doing it for so long, I think the influence for these guys to be the guy with the ball, the one to score the ball, I would imagine that it would take something for these guys to say, “I gotta help these other guys.”

YAUCH: Yeah. Definitely different personalities and it’s interesting to see in a game like this at the Rucker ““ an All Star Game ““ it really is all about individuality and kind of showing off a bit ““ your own skills more than about the team ““ like a pick up game. But it was interesting to see ““ a lot of them were like they were there at the Rucker and needed to show people what they can do.

CS: How was it for you as a filmmaker? You didn’t have the luxury in your film ““ the concert film you had a bunch of fans to make the film ““ it was just you trying to make it happen.

YAUCH: I was ““ I did have 8 cameras rolling so that it was really captured and positioned in places where I thought I could capture most of what was going on ““ being able to try different things ““ keeping certain cameras wide and keeping certain cameras tight and I think I had it pretty well covered.

CS: And obviously your presence wasn’t a big deal. Is the Rucker game something more of a private thing or were they welcoming to you to come in and capture the moment?

YAUCH: They were very cool about it. Greg Marius, who loves the Rucker, was very helpful.

CS: Did you come away with a different understanding ““ knowing about the Rucker before, did you have a new appreciation for basketball now that you didn’t have before you started it?

YAUCH: Yes. I was very fond of the game anyway but it gave me new insight into understanding the world of high school basketball and the path that these guys take at a much younger age and understanding that process a little more. It was interesting watching the NBA finals this year and the league that these guys are in thinking about them going through this process thinking about them when they were a junior in high school. Definitely interesting to think about the trajectory these guys are on at a very young age.

CS: Yes, they have college and they have to compete there ““ the best against the best and even the NBA it’s ““ just competitive sports ““ could have been football, could have been baseball but these kids are so young all it would take is just one knee injury to knock them out completely.

YAUCH: Yes, that’s certainly a scary thing ““ a strange aspect of the whole thing.

CS: I’ve seen you in other interviews that you’ve said you were a fair weather fan of the Knicks and that you don’t really like to watch the NBA on TV, so why did something like this really grab you to say “I want to make a film about it”?

YAUCH: I don’t know. I do love basketball ““ it’s an amazing game but I get a little bored with the structure of NBA games because of all the foul shots, time outs and the way they force commercials in every minute but I enjoy going to games and watching games ““ even strong players in the park just playing. I just thought it would be interesting ““ an interesting subject to look at the world of high school basketball.

CS: Do these guys look up to the Kobe Bryant’s and the big athletes?

YAUCH: They definitely do. When Ben Gordon and Jason Kidd were there these guys were psyched to be there.

CS: What do you think ““ there’s been a lot to do from Commissioner Stern’s idea that these guys should be in suits and ties to make these guys more presentable and then you have a lot of the smack talk, it’s corporate sponsorship for these pro athletes, is there a maturation process where it becomes like you said this rigid style of play where it’s about foul shots and what have you ““ do any these guys think they have to change their game in they expect to be in the NBA?

YAUCH: A lot of these kids grow up just playing in gyms and in leagues and playing for coaches and already on this path ““ the kids are kind of going in that direction for them it was fun to play ““ come to Harlem it was amazing for them. I don’t know. That’s why I like street ball ““ kids showing off.

CS: Something fluid about it.

YAUCH: There’s something fluid about seeing the anarchy of street ball.

(Laughs)

CS: The only thing I can compare it to, because you don’t see it on television, is the And1 tour that goes around. It might get bagged on a little bit but there’s something electric to see these guys doing things with the ball and their bodies that make it seem a little more alive and I’m at a loss for words to try and explain why that is the case.

YAUCH: I know what you mean. Sometimes the And1 stuff can get a little goofy but it’s cool to see that anarchy, that kind of freedom.

CS: Now, with the film being done, did you get everything you wanted to get out of this?

YAUCH: Yes. Even though a lot of these guys grew up playing in leagues, in gyms, they are aware of that style of play. You really see it in like ““ they were really psyched to come to the Rucker and play.

CS: How did these kids get selected to come to the Rucker?

YAUCH: There was a committee that selected them to come to the Elite 24 game.

CS: This game seems so underground, this is the first I’ve heard of it, not that means anything, but did these kids know about it?

YAUCH: About the Rucker?

CS: Yes.

YAUCH: They definitely know about it. This was the first annual Elite 24 game, but these kids knew about it and were psyched. There is so much history it’s like the basketball mecca. The street ball mecca. To come and play meant a lot to these kids.

CS: Did you get to be on the court and play one-on-one with any of these guys?

YAUCH: Yeah, I was shooting around with them at the Rucker.

CS: How’s your game?

YAUCH: My game’s alright but I’m not making myself eligible for the draft this year.

(Laughs)

But I had fun playing.

CS: Did you – being in front of it ““ was it just a sight to be in front of these guys just being themselves? I can’t imagine what a full street ball game like this would be ““ I’ve just never been around that kind of raw talent.

Yeah. There was definitely something cool about looking at these guys ““ how good they are. They are just unbelievable players and you have to keep reminding yourself that these are high school students. You look at Lance Stephenson standing there and he’s like 6’5″, built like an NBA player and you have to just remind yourself that he’s 15 years old. The way they move and play they look like they are already in the NBA.

CS: Guys like LeBron James got picked up when he was quite young. Do these guys think they can bypass the college system and go right into the NBA like LeBron did?

YAUCH: I’m sure a lot of them would love to but they made it a RULE not too long ago you have to go to one year of college to be eligible for the NBA. So, they all have to do that but now a few of these guys are old enough and have done one year of college and made themselves eligible so Jerryd Bayless, Kevin Love, Michael Beasley, Donte Greene, these guys have made themselves eligible NBA draft happening on June 26th. Most of them will be in the top ten lottery pick.

CS: I know I only have a minute left but I did want to ask, you’ve finished your film, it’s showing, it’s bowing this week. What do you hope, when people watch this, people will get out of watching your film?

YAUCH: My hope from the beginning going into it was this film would be interesting to people who were obsessed with basketball and knew everything there was to know and that it would be interesting to people who don’t even like sports. That it would be interesting to look at this culture, this world, this lifestyle”¦and from what I can tell the people’s reaction I’m hearing is that it does work on both those levels.

June 25, 2008

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Toy Box: The Seventh Kingdom – Ssejjhhorr!

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Back in 2006, the Four Horsemen (the wonderful group of artisans that currently due amazing work on many Mattel brands like DC Univers Classics and NECA lines like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) started their FANtastic Exclusive figure line. These figures were voted on by their fans from start to finish. Everything from scale to articulation was picked by voting on their site, and the 2006 San Diego Comic-Con release of Xetheus the Champion of Mynothecea was the result, which I reviewed here at Quick Stop. For 2007, they repeated the process, only this time they produced not one but nine different figures, all based on the same basic body. They were called the Anitherian Nine, with their leader Ramathorr the Elephant Swordsman being the first release for last year’s SDCC.

I reviewed one of the nine back then right here at QSE as well, the rhino called The Gauntlet of Vaskkh. For those that read the review, you may remember that I complained about loose joints, a real issue for figures this large and heavy. It turns out that this was a major issue across the entire 9 figures, and the Four Horsemen ended up with a mess that lasted more than a year. After getting promises from the factory that the issues would be corrected and the early figures replaced with improved versions, that factory closed it’s doors. Worse, it looked like they might not even be able to get the steel molds back to produce the figures. Thanks to NECA, who stepped in on their behalf, they were able to get the molds, and they had them sent to a new factory to try again.

When the new factory received the molds, they had to inform the Four Horsemen that the old factory had left them un-oiled in storage, allowing surface rust to appear. That meant another delay as workers at the new factory had to inspect and clean all the molds before any production could begin.

After months of delays and factory issues, the Four Horsemen were finally able to complete the shipping of their 2007 FANtastic Exclusives. The various sites and retailers that had the eight exclusive versions are also shipping them out, and a tenth figure, the Chalice of Guudenuph (a pink elephant, get it?) has been added. He’s only available through their own website, the StoreHorsemen.

I’m looking at another one of the nine tonight, the evil Ssejjhhorr. This guy, with his cousin Ggruxx, were the bad guys to the other 7 Seventh Kingdom warriors.

Ssejjhhorr is an exclusive to Figures.com, and was limited to a run of just 550. He costs $30, similar to the other 9 figures in the series.

If you have any questions or comments, drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com, or hit my site Michael’s Review of the Week.

The Seventh Kingdom – Ssejjhhorr

In the world of the Seventh Kingdom, where the Anitherian Nine hang, there’s good guys and bad guys. The good guys in this series – eight in total – are all large, hooved animals. There’s several elephants, a warthog, a rhino, even a hippo. They all sport the same basic body, with unique heads, accessories, and accoutrements.

The two evil doers are mutants, of course. Those damn mutants are always up to some sort of no good. If your brother has six toes or a vestigial tail, don’t trust him. The mutant head sculpts are a bit more hideous in nature, and there’s evil in their hearts.

Packaging – **
These figures are VERY large and VERY heavy, making the packages quite large as well. These are packed in an old style bubble on cardback package, but because of the extreme weight of the figure, it’s quite easy to tear the bubble free from the cardback with just normal handling. Finding these on mint cards in 10 years is going to be pretty unlikely, but you wanted to open yours anyway, right?

Sculpting – ***1/2
The Four Horsemen do great figures. There’s no doubt about that, and their work here is a nice example. Plenty of detail, with an interesting design and great execution.

The head is a mutated beast, with a single eye at the snout and huge, nasty teeth. He also sports long horns on either side of his wide head, and these horns come unattached in the package. They are designed to only go on one way, but they don’t stay on particularly well. You may decide that it’s worth it simply to glue them in place once he’s on your shelf.

The head sculpt restricts the use of the ball jointed neck a bit, but the rest of the sculpt works well with the articulation. The hands are designed to hold his accessories, and he stands great on his own in a variety of poses. As I said, these guys are big, and he stands about 9″ tall. Although they are big, they actually fit in pretty well with either 6″ or 7″ scale figures, depending on how big you think creatures like Rhinos and Elephants should be, if they walked around on two feet and wore armor. And if you’re looking for some additional figures that look at home with Hellboy, the mutated Ssejjhhorr works pretty well too.

The faux fur ‘skirt’ that he wears is easily removable. It’s simply tied in back. Having it on does help differentiate the otherwise similar body though. Although all 10 figures use the same base body, the Horsemen were extremely creative in their use of armor and paint to give each one a unique look. I did find that the fur falls apart a bit easily, so take some care and don’t handle it excessively.

Sculpted on his back is a sort of weapon rack to carry his axes when he isn’t slashing through heroes. Again, since this is a shared body sculpt, this is the same rack that all the figures wear.

Paint – ***1/2
A great sculpt deserves – and needs – great paint, and here again they did an excellent job. Ssejjhhorr is largely red, while his life partner Ggruxx is largely green. Fortunately they picked two colors far apart enough on the old color wheel to make them very easy to distinguish.

There’s very little slop on any part of the figure, including the intricate armor. Cut lines are generally clean, and there’s a greater number of ops here than you might have expected.

My one issue is around the poor guy’s teeth – it appears he doesn’t have much of a dental plan. There are obvious rub marks on several of them, and I suspect this is from the package.

Articulation – ***1/2
The major area of issue when the line was first introduced, I’m happy to now report that the articulation is much tighter. They’ve gone with a ‘clicky’ style joint on the knees and ankles, making his support system much stronger.

You can still pose him in a ton of poses, including deep stances, and all the articulation that was here with the earlier figures – ball jointed neck, shoulders and hips, pin elbows, knees, and ankles, as well as pin and cut wrists – is all still there. There’s also a cut waist, as well as a sort of rocker or ball joint at the chest. It might be tough to get this joint freed up, but once you do, you can get a bit more tilting and turning out of the torso.

Accessories – **1/2
He has two accessories in his two large axes. These fit on both his back and in his hands, and they are some deadly serious sculpts. The only real issue is that these weapons were re-used heavily throughout the line, and I would have liked to have seen a few more unique implements of death and destruction.

Fun Factor – ***1/2
These are for collectors, but I’ll let you in on a secret…they’re fantastic toys too. Rather than simply produce Nerd Hummels, the Four Horsemen have kept these true to the concept of action figures, making them great for kids to play with as well as looking great on the shelf. You probably won’t spend $30 on a battle ready anthropomorphic elephant for your 7 year old to use against his Spider-man figures, but you certainly could if you were so inclinded. And that 7 year old would have a great time with him, too.

Value – **
Unfortunately, the one area that these get hit a bit on is Value. That’s because at $30, they are mighty expensive action figures. Buyers won’t be able to not notice the heavy re-use of the bodies and accessories, and they also won’t forget that these are not licensed properties.

Stilll, the run size on every version is extremly low, usually in the 300 – 500 piece range. Even doing 10 versions means only a max of 5,000 or so were produced of the entire series. That kind of extremely low production numbers, even without licensing, make for some pretty expensive figures.

Things to Watch Out For –
Not much. Like I said earlier, you might find the horns a bit frustrating and just end up gluing them in place, but otherwise you should be good to go. This is a sturdy figure with very sturdy joints, and little Billy could put him through the paces without too much damage.

Overall – ***1/2
This is another winning release by the Four Horsemen. The “animal as human” nature of these will only appeal to certain folks, but the designs are top notch with excellent sculpts and paint. It looks like they’ve gotten their factory issues behind them, and I’m looking forward to Scarabus, the 2008 figure!

Where to Buy –
Figures.com be the place to pick this guy up, or you can search ebay using MyAuctionLinks.

Related Links –
I looked at the 2006 FANtastic Exclusive, as well as reviewing the 2007 Rhino last summer. And check out the Four Horsemen’s site for details on this year’s figure!

Comics & Comics: Super Fun Time Summer Comedy Blowout

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Howdy Inter-Webbers, I’m Matt Cohen and I dig seeing movies in theaters.

I was fortunate enough to grow up about a half a mile from one of the best and oldest theatres on Long Island, a grand affair with one screen and a balcony. From the age of 4 until it closed when I was 16, I spent every possible free moment seeing movies in that beast (a glorious beast) of a place. And from that, I think I developed a real affinity for viewing films with audiences, in the dark, on larger then life screens. Of course, some genres translate better to the big screen – horror/action/scifi/fantasy type deals – but all movies can be enhanced by seeing them as they were meant to be seen, and comedies are no exception to this rule. So, I thought i’d share my summer comedy movie going experience with you guys. You’re good people. Read on.

Ghosts of X-Mas Past:

Forgetting Sarah Marshall: The top comedy of the summer so far. I love this movie. It’s got such a surprising heart to it that I can’t help but smile like a kid when I think about it. In an age of gross out humor and sophomore hijinks, FSM stands out as a smart, extremely hilarious comedy that actually means well. Now, I’m the last person to usually enjoy romantic comedies, and though this film doesn’t follow the traditional rom-com route it still very much is a piece of that genre. And, for the first time since Love Actually, I actually enjoyed a movie that imposed (not in a constrictive way) heart on the viewer, something I usually cringe from, but in FSM it’s organic and realistic and honestly makes you feel kinda good about life. Awesome film by the cat poised to take over Hollywood, Jason Segal, who is also the man responsible for the next cinematic adventure of my beloved Muppets. And I really couldn’t think of a person out there who I would rather see get the job.

You Don’t Mess with the Zohan: The surprise of the summer. Don’t get me wrong; I’m a big Sandler fan. His last two or three films though have been down right awful in my opinion (Especially Click. wtf?) and it has made me more hesitant to see a Sand-man movie. I’m glad I didn’t hesitate with this one. Zohan is, in my opinion, his funniest film since Big Daddy (a long time ago) and one of the nuttier, funnier comedies I’ve seen in a while. The plot and characters are so damn ridiculous that you are sort of forced to just go with it, and the rewards are great. It’s so random and weird and akward and wrong – basically all the things that classic Sandler stood for – and it’s a definite return to top shape. I may have identified with the whole Jewish thing a bit more then some audiences, but even if you haven’t met a Jew in your life (some of you are from the Midwest, after all) I really think you’ll have a great time with the movie. Oh, by the way, best John Turturo role since The Big Lebowski.

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: I love the first film but I I like the second. I don’t know exactly what it was about the sequel that didn’t do it for me. Most of the elements had returned. John Cho and Kal Pen are funny dudes, and Neil Patrick Harris is now a comedy Icon. The movie was almost exactly similar in plot and structure as well. And that may be what went wrong with the film – Too much of the same. Sequels should heighten – even comedies – and I felt like I was watching Harold and Kumar 1.2 as opposed to Harold and Kumar 2.

Get Smart: The most “meh” flick I’ve seen in a while. Not good, not bad, but so middle of the road it’s painful. Surprisingly adept direction of the action scenes from director Peter Segal, though, which I guess is a nice surprise, but not really in a movie I wanted to laugh at. All in all, about three laughs in two hours. That’s not a great ratio, friends. Carrell is Carell, so it’s not without some redemptive qualities, though.

Ghosts of X-Mas Future:

Pineapple Express: The film I am most excited about this summer (besides Dark Knight and Hellboy II“¦ C’mon, it’s me). Finally, FINALLY, someone had the brilliant idea to combine to of my personal loves – stoner comedies and shoot’em up action flicks. From the second I first saw the trailer I was absolutely sold. Rogen is as gold as it gets in my books, and James Franco, though not someone I usually pay much mind to, appears to have turned in one of the stoner performances of the ages. Add in an amazing supporting cast – with the likes of Craig Robinson, Danny Mcbride and Gary Cole – and throw in indie superstar director (and quite an accomplished filmmaker, in my opinion) David Gordon Green, and you’ve got one of the most intriguing films to come out in a very long time. I’m there.

Tropic Thunder: The movie that snuck up on me. Somehow, even with my obsessive daily combing of the web, I missed the announcement that this film existed. In fact, the first time I heard of it was the first time I saw the trailer, something that rarely, if ever, happens to me. I hope to remedy this situation as soon as possible. This movie looks like a blast. Very infrequently has someone managed to assemble such a great comedic cast as the filmmakers behind Tropic Thunder. Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Tony Stark himself, Robert Downey Jr. star in a film chock full of big cameos (Thomas Cruise anyone ?) By now you’ve all seen the trailers, and I’m sure I don’t need to tell you this movie will be hilarious. The red band was especially funny (Red Band: My favorite new trend in filmmaking) and the Downey character looks to be an instant classic. Soon kiddos, soon…

The Stepbrothers: The wild card. I am an unashamed fan of Will Ferrell and everything he touches. The man is a genius, and Anchorman and Talladega Nights are to modern audiences what Duck Soup and Day at the Races was to our great-grandparents. I stand by that statement whole-heartedly, as I think they are two of the best comedies of all time. So I’m sold on Ferrell for life. But even I can admit that sometimes he misses a bit more then he hits, as seen in the pretty “just okay” Semi-Pro. So there’s that factor – Will coming off a sub par film. John C. Reily, another man I’m a huge fan of, is in a similar situation, where he is coming off Walk Hard, which really didn’t do anything for me. So in a way, Stepbrothers could set the tone for the next year or two in these gentlemen’s careers. And, from all early indications and the trailer, the fold has been returned to (I butchered that, didn’t I?). I personally think this may wind up being the funniest film of the summer. I guess time will tell.

So kids, that’s it for now. I’m going on sabbatical for a few days. I deserve it. But fear not – same Matt place, same Matt channel, next week yo. Check, check, check, check it out”¦ And, as always,

“Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

Matt Cohen is currently living underwater. It’s wet.

June 24, 2008

TV Or Not TV: 6/23 – 6/29

Filed under: TV Or Not TV — admin @ 5:28 am

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Here we are again, same Will time, same Will channel.

There is no other way to put it folks, the week is bleak. Television doesn’t have a lot to offer us. As a matter of fact this week was so bad I was almost considering writing a book report in place of my regular column. I also considered writing about my desire to get a new iPhone when they come out, or even blogging about how much weight I’ve lost so far this year*. Instead, however, I sat down and took a long hard look at the schedule for the next week (mostly because I figured none of the others would actually get published here at the “˜Stop).

Last week I failed to mention the premiere of America’s Got Talent. This is the third season of the show, and last year the winner was a ventriloquist. Unlike American Idol this show will take people of any age doing anything that they claim is a talent. The contestants are a full spectrum starting out at bizarre and pathetic and ending in awe inspiring. If the campiness of the acts isn’t enough for you than you can’t help but enjoy the half-coherent judging done by David “The Hoff Hasselhoff.

We’re also four episodes in to the new season of The Venture Brothers on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim and so say that I’m extremely pleased and entertained would be putting it lightly. So far we’ve been given a glimpse into more of the history of the characters, complete with origin stories. I am only sad to think that we’re already a third of the way through this new season.

All of that being said, let me present to you the massive and steaming pile of shows for the upcoming week.

MONDAY

NBC ““ 9:00 PM: Tonight’s episode of American Gladiators may be better (or worse) than thousands of dollars in therapy. Married couples take on the challenge. Unfortunately only one man and one woman can continue on to the semifinals, so there goes the potential for any progress.

SHO ““ 10:00 PM: Now that Nancy has settled in to her new digs on Weeds she’s going to have some fun at the border. Celia‘s going to be suffering in prison and I’m waiting eagerly to see this.

TUESDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: Two hours of Hell’s Kitchen. Not a show to watch with the munchies.

NBC – 8:00 PM: Some things are so brilliant you dare not even dream about them. One such thing is Celebrity Family Feud, where Ice-T and his family goes up against Joan and Melissa Rivers and family to try to win money for charity. I’d like to formally request Miley Cyrus and family vs. The Kardashians.

FX ““ 10:00 PM: If you blink you may miss the first of the 10 minisodes of Rescue Me that they are offering up since the show won’t be back until 2009.

WEDNESDAY

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: If you’ve been wondering how far we’ve fallen as a society look no further than Wipeout. 24 people navigate an obstacle course specifically designed to make them fall and face plant constantly. What do you get for your pain? A one in four chance to win $50,000.

NBC ““ 9:00 PM: If you’ve dealt with a teenager lately then you know that they think they know everything. Tonight I’m hoping Baby Borrowers will be giving quite a few teenagers a dose of reality.

ABC ““ 9:00 PM: ABC continues their suckfest with I Survived a Japanese Game Show. Once again people get abused, but this time they are gunning for $250,000. Hey, got to draw the line for your dignity somewhere, right?

CW – 9:00 PM: It’s the finale of Farmer Wants a Wife. Too bad it isn’t followed up by America Really Doesn’t Care.

THURSDAY

VH1 – 3:00 PM: Enjoy a marathon of the latest addition to the I Love” series on VH1. Even though we’re only 9 years in (or 8 depending on who you argue with), they give us I Love the New Millennium (until 2007 anyway).

FX – 8:00 PM: I find that one of those polarizing films is Batman Begins. People seem to either like it or hate it. I’m part of the former.

SCIFI – 9:00 PM: Another great polarizer is M. Night Shyamalan’s Unbreakable. Personally I think it would have been a greater film if you cut the twist” at the end of the film.

FRIDAY

ABC- 8:00 PM: Tonight ABC attempts to beat the dead horse a bit more by bringing us their own dance based game show Dance Machine.

BRAVO – 9:00 PM: There is nothing funny about the film Broke Back Mountain, but the fact that it airs after the GLAAD Media Awards does make me chuckle.

AMC ““ 10:00 PM: Tune in to AMC to watch the movie that made us aware of what a modem is with WarGames. Perhaps a nice game of chess?

SATURDAY

ANIMAL PLANET – 7:00 PM: Hosted by Beth O (Howard Stern‘s fiancé), enjoy the World’s Ugliest Dog Competition before watching”¦

ANIMAL PLANET ““ 8:00 PM: A highlight show of the first season of Groomer Has It leads us in to the season finale at 9.

ABC – 8:00 PM: It’s the Not So Wonderful World of Disney when they present us with The Haunted Mansion.

E! – 8:00 PM: If you have three hours you can watch 60 of the 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments.

SUNDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: This week’s U.S. Olympic Trials brings us those vying for a spot on the swimming teams.

FX ““ 9:00 PM: A guilty pleasure that I have to watch every time it is on is Dodgeball:A True Underdog Study.

TCL ““ 9:00 PM: In The Singing Office former N’Sync-er Joey Fatone and ex-Spice Girl Mel B. drop in on offices and hold singing competitions to find untapped talent in the corporate world. Each episode they hit two offices and those selected have a sing off against each other. I like the idea, can’t wait to see the execution.

– *Will Wilkins has lost close to 30 pounds so far this year, in case you were wondering.

June 23, 2008

Win WELCOME HOME ROSCOE JENKINS on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Universal Home Video, three (3) copies of WELCOME HOME ROSCOE JENKINS on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, June 30th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, June 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

June 20, 2008

Weekend Shopping Guide 6/20/08: I Yam What I Yam, Again

Filed under: Shopping Guides — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:29 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Though they’ve halved the disc count, beggars can’t be choosers when we get another clutch of classic cartoons, fully restored, with Popeye The Sailor: 1938-1940 (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP). This second volume of classic Fleischer Popeye cartoons contains another 31 shorts, completely uncut, plus a boat full of extras, including audio commentaries, featurettes, the retrospective documentary Out Of the Inkwell: The Fleischer Story, vintage recordings, bonus cartoons, radio shows, and an interview with Jack Mercer (the voice of Popeye). Now where’s volume 3?

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Though seen as one of the lesser lights of the classic Disney animated feature firmament, I was always fond of Sword In The Stone (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP) as a kid. I enjoyed the magic, the goofball Merlin, and the battle with Madame Mim. The new special edition features a brand new transfer, bonus shorts, and a nice little featurette on the Sherman Brothers songwriting team.

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Everybody’s doing it, so you might as well bite the bullet, grab a friend or two, and join the podcasting craze that’s sweeping the net like the flu. Getting the right gear can be a nightmare, but you can eliminate all the guesswork by snagging the Samson USB Podcast Studio ($169.99). The all-in-one kit features the high quality Samson condenser mic, desktop mic stand with shock mount (so your listeners don’t hear you putting down your drink), a USB cable, software, and a lightweight aluminum briefcase with plenty of foam to keep everything nice and safe.
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Go under the sea with everyone’s favorite Time Lord in Doctor Who: Beneath The Surface (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), which collects a trio of storylines from both the Jon Pertwee and Peter Davison years – “Doctor Who and the Silurians”, “The Sea Devils”, and “Warriors Of The Deep”. As per usual with the classic Who releases, it’s packed to the gills with bonus material, including audio commentaries, featurettes, interviews, audio material, and more.

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All these years later, it’s interesting to look back on So I Married An Axe Murderer (Sony, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.94 SRP). It’s proto-Mike Myers, which means he’s not mugging nearly as much, but all of the warning signs of the cheeky chappie to come are there. Overall, it’s not a bad little flick – but it’s certainly no classic.

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Here we are in the 9th season of ER (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) and the only familiar face left from the first season is that of Noah Wylie. This was the season that took Carter to Africa, and set the stage for some important developments down the road. The 6-disc box set features all 22 episodes, plus unaired scenes and a gag reel.

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If you’ve been holding off any purchasing any of the BBC’s wonderful Walking With… history series, you can get the whole lot in the new Prehistoric Earth box set (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). The 6-disc set features Before The Dinosaurs, Walking With Dinosaurs, Allosaurus, Walking With Prehistoric Beasts, and Walking With Cavemen, plus the full complement of bonus materials from the original releases.

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Largely forgotten by the public, Beach Boy’s Dennis Wilson’s legendary solo album Pacific Ocean Blue (Sony Legacy, $29.98 SRP) gets a lavish, 2-disc special edition release, featuring remastered sound and a plethora of bonus material. In fact, the bonus material comprises the entirety of the second disc – “BAMBU – The Caribou Sessions”. It’s a fantastic package, and an album worth rediscovering.

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I’m usually rather apathetic toward the films of Martin Lawrence, but based on a trailer that actually managed to elicit a laugh or two from me in the theaters a few months back, I decided to give Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP) a shot. Surprisingly, I found it to be a pleasant comedy that managed to avoid many of the over-the-top pitfalls that sink his other films. As to the plot, the short of it is that Lawrence is the titular Jenkins, a successful TV host who returns to his hometown and a family eager to remind him of everything he left behind. Bonus features include deleted/extended scenes, an alternate opening, outtakes, and more.

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Rest assured that even a Disneyland uberfan like Dana Snyder would want a copy of The Disneyland Encyclopedia: The Unofficial, Unauthorized, and Unprecedented History Of every Land, Attraction, Restaurant, Shop, and Event In The Original Magic Kingdom (Santa Monica Press, $19.95 SRP). The title pretty much says it all.

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If they’re not yet ready for the encroaching adulthood and edgy songwriting of Disney’s Jonas Brothers, then rest assure that today’s kids are watching those fake tweenyboppers, the Naked Brothers Band. For those still-innocent kiddies, the band has a new movie, The Naked Brothers Band: Polar Bears (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). It has something to do with the holidays. And music.

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Rudolph may get all the press, but Rankin/Bass made plenty of other stop motion specials – including one called The Daydreamer (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), about the dreams of a young Hans Christian Andersen. Those dreams include “The Little Mermaid”, “The Emperor’s New Clothes”, “Thumbelina”, and more. The DVD features the original theatrical trailer and a still gallery.

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It was during the third season of Dynasty (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$35.98 SRP) that the legendary catfights between Alexis and Krystle Carrington (Joan Collins & Linda Evans) really began in earnest, energizing the show as it became a viewing staple. The first volume of the show’s third season contains the initial 12 episodes, but not a single bonus feature.

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If you were essentially to do a remake of Six Days, Seven Nights and replace Harrison Ford and Anne Heche with Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson, you’ve pretty much got the action romcom Fool’s Gold (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP). Also add in some pirate treasure, some outstanding gambling debts, and a jetski. Yeah, that pretty much covers it. Bonus features include a behind-the-scenes featurette and a gag reel.

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Neither memorable nor boring, the best thing I can say about the high school enemy body switch comedy It’s A Boy Girl Thing (Anchor Bay, Rated PG-13, DVD-$26.98 SRP) is that it featured a nice turn from Sharon Osbourne as the mother of one of the characters. I’d certainly like to see her given more character parts. As for the rest of the film – it’s pretty much what you’d expect from these body-swap flicks – lots of “I hate you!” followed by “Oh, now I understand you…” and winding up at “I think I love you…”. You know the drill. Bonus features include a making-of featurette, interviews, and more.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Win POPEYE THE SAILOR: VOLUME 2 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:08 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Warner Home Video, three (3) copies of POPEYE THE SAILOR: VOLUME 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Friday, June 27th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, June 27th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #48: Trader Vic’s

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #48: Trader Vic’s – Ken & Dana, desperate to keep their streak going despite Dana jetting off to Atlanta, scramble to put together a truncated edition of the Snydecast using tin cans and string.
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June 19, 2008

Win IT’S A BOY GIRL THING on DVD!

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Cabin Fever #28: Lisbon Mots

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Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

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CABIN FEVER #28: Lisbon Mots – With our duo deep in the grips of Euro 2008 fever (Spain FTW!!!), they attempt to pull themselves away from the TV long enough to talk about such non-football related things as sex-crazed lesbian vampires, the best and worst bits of the new Gladiators show, which dead animals Brian would and wouldn’t eat, OCD pigs, plus some advice on where not to hide one’s heroin stash. They are joined once again by their household name soap star friend, Mr. Ian Cooke, who performs Google duties throughout.

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June 18, 2008

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Comics in Context #225: Getting Lucky in New York

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Here’s something I’d dearly love to write about in this column. I’ve been to Walt Disney World three times, but it’s been over half a decade since my last visit. Similarly, I’ve been to Disneyland several times, usually in connection with a trip to the San Diego Con. but I haven’t been there since the opening of its sister theme park, Disney’s California Adventure. I’d love to do a detailed, novelistic report on my visit to a Disney theme park, but considering that I’m virtually broke (and I’m not kidding about this), I don’t know when I’ll be able to afford to go to one if them and see the new attractions.

If only somehow the attractions could come to me, instead.

Well, when one lives in New York City, the impossible sometimes becomes reality.

On Saturday, May 31, the first World Science Festival held a program titled “The Science of Disney Imagineering” at New York University’s Skirball Center. And what, you may ask, is Imagineering? According to the Walt Disney Company’s careers website, “Walt Disney Imagineering is the master planning, creative development, design, engineering, production, project management, and research and development arm of The Walt Disney Company and its affiliates. Representing more than 150 disciplines, its talented corps of Imagineers is responsible for the creation of Disney resorts, theme parks and attractions, hotels, water parks, real estate developments, regional entertainment venues, cruise ships and new media technology projects.” In short, Walt Disney Imagineering conceives and designs the attractions at the theme parks.

Walt Disney Imagineering originated as WED Enterprises, a company that Walt Disney himself founded in 1952, in large part to come up with ideas for what became Disneyland, which opened in 1955. (Disney’s full name was Walter Elias Disney, hence the initials.) Owned personally by Walt Disney, WED Enterprises was initially a separate company from Walt Disney Productions, but eventually was absorbed into it.

There were three performances of “The Science of Disney Imagineering” that Saturday, at 10, 12:30, and 3. When I arrived at the Skirball Center around 9 AM, the latter to shows were already sold out, and it seems that I purchased one of the last remaining tickets for the morning show.

Waiting in line to enter the Skirball Center auditorium, I saw some volunteers wearing silver mouse ears caps and shirts bearing the name “Disney Voluntears.” Not until I started writing this essay did I realize that this was a reference to the mouse ears; at the time I kept thinking that this was an unfortunate spelling, as if volunteer work for Disney resulted in tears. A well-placed hyphen would have been useful.

Looking at the line, I was surprised to see that there were more women than men. By the time that the show started, the division between men and women in the audience was more even. Still, this was a surprise, and not the first time that day that any preconception I might have had that the show would primarily attract stereotypical male technology geeks was proven wrong.

Saturday was the World Science Festival’s “Kids and Family Day,” and there were plenty of kids in the audience for this show, but they were still far outnumbered by adults, mostly under forty.

To judge from the people sitting around me, there were also well-informed Disney buffs there. One of the volunteers was asking kids sitting near me what the name of the first Disney animated cartoon was. She was looking for Steamboat Willie (1928), the first Mickey Mouse cartoon to be released. But one kid in front of me suggested Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, the star of the animated series that Walt Disney produced before the creation of Mickey, and which, until recently, the Disney Company did not own (see “Comics in Context” #211: “The Silent Rabbit”). And someone behind me insisted that the correct answer was Plane Crazy, the Mickey cartoon which Walt Disney made before Steamboat Willie but released afterwards. Not bad. I applaud these young audience members’ sense of history.

On the stage was a large video screen, in which one could perceive the dim outline of Mickey Mouse’s head and ears. Yes, it was a “Hidden Mickey,” like those in the theme parks. Small groupings of three circular lights, positioned in the formation of Mickey’s head and ears, drifted across the screen.

The first person to appear on-stage was Brian Greene, the physics professor from my alma mater, Columbia University, the author of The Elegant Universe, and the co-founder of the World Science Festival, along with his wife, television journalist Tracy Day. The audience greeted Greene with effusive applause: perhaps they merely thought that someone walking into the stage signaled the start of the show, but I rather suspect that this audience recognized him. Greene welcomed the audience and thanked various people who had contributed to the Festival.

After Greene left the stage, a voice over the sound system proclaimed, “Attention, all future scientists. Please take your seats.” That was a reminder that this show was intended for family audiences, but also had the commendable purpose of encouraging young kids to pursue science as a career.

The disembodied voice continued, “Keep your hands, feet, arms and legs inside the theater at all times,” getting a laugh. Of course that was a joke alluding to theme park rides, but it also helped give me the feeling as if I was back at a Disney theme park. That gag had the sense of wit, even aimed at Disney itself, which I associate with the Disney theme parks at their best. And indeed, throughout the show it was as if the Disney theme park atmosphere had somehow materialized briefly in New York City. (I felt the same way when I saw the Mary Poppins musical on Broadway when I noticed that the ushers and elevator attendants demonstrated a kind of friendliness I more associate with Disney park “cast members'” than with typical Broadway staffers.)

Then an offstage voice introduced our host for the performance, “Imagineer Scott Trowbridge.” We waited, but no one appeared; the sound of crickets was heard. The voice introduced Trowbridge again, and this time he appeared on the on-stage video screen in what seemed to be a live transmission. He was outside, across the street, somewhere in Washington Square Park, perusing a map, trying to figure out where the Skirball Center was. (In other words, he was doing what I had been doing a little more than an hour previously.)

Then, unexpectedly, as we watched, a dinosaur’s head appeared on=screen and took Mr. Trowbridge’s map in his mouth! This was one of new Disney theme park attractions that I had longed to see, and which had made the journey to New York instead: Lucky the audio-animatronic dinosaur.

Once again I have to define my terms. “Audio-animatronics” is the term used by Walt Disney himself and the early Imagineers to describe the firm of robotics that they pioneered at Disneyland and the 1964 New York World’s Fair. (Hey, so there’s a reason why it’s appropriate that Lucky should visit New York.) Robotic figures of animals and people in the Jungle Cruise, Pirates of the Caribbean, the Country Bear Revue, Splash Mountain, and the Hall of Presidents, including the celebrated figure of Abraham Lincoln, are audio-animatronic devices. I assume that the “audio” part of the word refers to the fact that the figures move in sync with prerecorded sounds, music and voices. The term “animatronics” suggests that Walt Disney and the Imagineers regarded themselves as “animating” these three-dimensional robotic figures if characters just as the Disney studio famously animated cartoon characters on-screen. In both cases Disney and his staff were attempting to impart the “illusion of life” and even to express characterization through movement.

In the American Adventure pavilion at EPCOT, an audio-animatronic figure of Benjamin Franklin amazingly ascends some steps. But apart from limited examples of movement like this, Disney audio-animatronic figures stay rooted in one place. That changed in 2003, when Lucky made his debut. He represented a breakthrough, in that he is the first fully mobile audio-animatronic figure, able to walk back and forth, even in a natural, outdoor setting like Washington Square Park. (You can find out more about Lucky here and watch YouTube videos of Lucky in action here and here.)

Lucky first appeared at Disney’s California Adventure, and later traveled to Animal Kingdom at Walt Disney World and to the new Hong Kong Disneyland. a place I expect I will never ever visit. But I never expected him to come to New York City!

Holding the map in his mouth, Lucky drooled on it and grunted amusedly at Trowbridge, who wanted to know where the Skirball Center was. Lucky, who grunts rather than talks, directed his attention to a nearby sign, “To Skirball Center.” But why should Trowbridge trust a dinosaur? Lucky indicated another sign, reading, “listen to the dinosaur.” That seemed to resolve the issue. Trowbridge bid goodbye to Lucky, and introduced a brief film (or video) while he hustled over to the auditorium.

The film appropriately began with footage of Walt Disney himself talking about Disneyland and the Imagineers. The film then stated that the present day Imagineers’ mission was “to grow and expand Walt’s vision.” Further, the film declared (if I transcribed this correctly), “No other company in the world has a team dedicated to inspiring the imagination.” It seems to me that other creative enterprises, from the curatorial staff of an art museum to the faculty of a school of the arts and even to a good editorial staff of a comics company could claim the same goal, but I like the fact that the Imagineers conceive of their purpose in these terms.

Once the film ended, Trowbridge raced onto the stage, seemingly out of breath. (Considering how much ground he had to cover in a short time to get from Lucky’s position in the park to the stage, he may not have altogether been faking.)

Scott Trowbridge is actually vice president for creative research and development at Walt Disney Engineering; until last fall, he was vice president of Universal’s Creative Studios, where he had been senior show producer on the Spider-Man ride for Universal’s Islands of Adventure. None of this was mentioned in the “Science of Disney Imagineering” show; I found it out on my own, afterwards. Instead, Trowbridge, as master of ceremonies, shifted in and out of playing himself ss a comedy character, and rather effectively, too. He reminded me of Steve Carell’s characters: earnest, but sometimes in over his head. As this character, Trowbridge needing the other Imagineers in the show, who all play it straight, to set him straight on the subjects under discussion.

What does science have to do with the Disney theme parks, Trowbridge asked. He began by explaining Imagineering. “We make amazing, cool things come to life,” he told us, in a decided improvement on General Electric’s slogan. Behind him on the screen appeared pictures of Walt Disney, Mickey Mouse as Steamboat Willie, and Albert Einstein, thus not only connecting popular art with science, but also suggesting that Walt Disney was a creative visionary in Einstein’s league.

“Imagineering,” Trowbridge pointed out, is the combination of two words: “Imagination” and “earring.” No, he quickly corrected himself: “imagination” and “engineering.” Imagineers, he said, “use science and engineering” in order “to bring dreams to life.” Imagineers, he continued. come from a wide variety of fields; writers, performers, designers, producers, engineers, and scientists. (What was that about writers?)

“Science and imagination are actually two sides of the exact same page,” Trowbridge said. And speaking of pages, he then took out a red notebook, which he said was standard equipment for any Imagineer: it’s where an Imagineer jots down ideas. A huge image of a similar notebook appeared on the screen behind him. “Today you guys are going to be Imagineers,” Trowbridge told the audience, who enthusiastically responded. They were hooked, and so was I.

Trowbridge read an entry from the notebook: “The vast majority of gravity-powered conveyances that utilize rapid changes in acceleration to generate various G-forces. . . .” Then he translated for us: this entry is about roller coasters, the subject of the first segment of the show. Trowbridge then introduced Ric Turner, an Imagineer who specializes in roller coasters. Turner brought out a man-sized mechanism resembling a huge gyroscope. It’s apparently really called a force vector simulator, but Turner dubbed it the Basic Articulated Rotational Force Simulator, which the audience quickly realized went by the acronym BARFS. Then they brought up a volunteer, dubbed an “honorary Imagineer,” from the audience, as the rest of us applauded. This was Max, a young lad of few words, as you shall see. They outfitted hum with a vest that measured the amount of G-force (the force of gravity) pressing upon him and then strapped him into the BARFS. Was he comfortable? “Kind of,” replied the less than loquacious Max.

Turner was going to simulate for Max the experience of riding the California Screamin’ roller coaster at Disney’s California Adventure, which he described as the “longest looping roller coaster in the world.” Max was given another essential piece of equipment: an airsick bag. And then Max was off. Turner manually manipulated the BARFS while on the screen a video showed what it would look like if he were actually riding a car on California Screamin.’ When the video reached a point where the roller coaster did a loop, Turner actually spun the BARFS upside down with Max inside. (You can watch a video of Max’s misadventure here. It looks as if the video cameraman was sitting fairly close to me.)

Turner explained that this simulator couldn’t “generate” the full G forces of the actual ride. When the roller coaster does a loop, and the riders are upside down, you “don’t feel like you’re going to fall out” because of the pressure of two G’s on you. What i found particularly interesting was when Turner explained that at one point in the ride, the force generated by acceleration impels the roller coaster car to keep going up, but the tracks head down, with the result that the forces cancel each other out, and the rider experiences zero gravity!

His adventure in the BARFS over, Max was asked how he felt. Ever economical with language, Max replied, “Okay.” “Nobody leaves empty-handed,” declared Trowbridge, who allowed him to keep the airsick bag as a memento.

I don’t find roller coasters appealing, and don’t understand why the terror of falling is supposed to be enjoyable, but even I appreciated Turner’s presentation. His goal, Turner said before exiting, was to “blend science and physics with great storytelling.”

The next portion of the show was about “special effects” to produce “chills,” and was introduced by a video montage of such attractions as the Haunted Mansion and the dragon in Fantasmic. Trowbridge brought out another Imagineer, Asa Kalama, and they set about attempting to transform the Skirball Center stage into a “creepy and spooky environment.” The first step was getting the appropriate music. The first selection over the sound system, “The Girl from Ipanema,” didn’t work, nor did the second, the theme from “It’s a Small World,” though to be sure that is scary in its own way. (“That’ll be stuck in your head the rest of the day,” Trowbridge warned us.) Finally we got music that was reasonably eerie, and a cemetery under moonlight appeared on the video screen.

We were told that the next demonstration would create a “sound from right inside your head.” A new volunteer from the audience, a young boy named Nick, was directed to whisper “I am a spooky ghost” into a microphone. Trowbridge asked us to raise our hands when we heard Nick speak. Most people in the audience could not hear Nick whispering, but this didn’t quite work with me, because I was sitting so close to the stage that I could hear Nick whispering easily. Trowbridge pointed a speaker around the audience, and when he directed it straight towards me, suddenly, yes, I could hear Nick very clearly, as if the sound were right inside my head! Kalama explained that this special speaker sent out “frequencies of ultrasound,” which ordinarily we cannot hear. But the ultrasound travels along “narrow beams” which the Imagineers “can steer around the audience.”

Then Kalama and Trowbridge began discussing “fluid dynamics,” or in other words, using “air allied with water vapor” to create stage fog. And as they talked, seemingly oblivious to what was happening behind them, a large mass of stage fog rolled in from stage left, to the audience’s audible surprise.

The Imagineers explained that the fog was generated by liquid nitrogen that was “two and one half times colder than any temperature recorded naturally.” Then, wielding the end of a long, serpentine metal tube, Trowbridge began spraying the front rows of the audience with the gaseous nitrogen. And did I mention that I was sitting in the center of row three? The spray was pleasantly cool. (However, later when I was wandering about the World Science Festival’s street fair in Washington Square Park, I saw a flower that had been dipped in liquid nitrogen or some other frigid chemical and been rendered hard and stiff.)

But what about the audience sitting up in the balcony? How could they share the liquid nitrogen experience? In Carell mode, Trowbridge pulled out a little “masterblaster” gun that proved ineffectual. But then out came an enormous circular machine, that looked like some sort of mad scientist’s blasting device. This was the Big Puffer, which the Imagineers then employed to shoot “vortex rings” of artificial fog up to the balcony. (See for yourself on YouTube here.)

The next segment, on fireworks, was introduced by a video montage of spectacular fireworks shows from Disney theme parks around the world. Trowbridge introduced Dr. Ben Schwegler, who was described as Imagineering’s chief scientist. Though Trowbridge, acting like an eager fan, was excited at the prospect of a fireworks show, Schwegler patiently explained that there wasn’t enough room indoors to launch them (“We’re not going to do booms in here.”). Instead, Schwegler said he would demonstrate how they transform “chemical energy into light energy” in fireworks shows. Both men donned safety glasses to work with three dishes, each of which contained alcohol mixed with a different chemical. The dish with strontium produced a red flame, the one with copper had a blue flame, and the third dish, containing barium, issued a green flame.

They then explained that Disney had invented a method of using compressed air to launch fireworks. While they couldn’t launch fireworks indoors, they could use the same principle to shoot t-shirts into the audience. A huge gun was brought out, large enough for Cable or the Punisher to carry on a comics cover, and, after an initial malfunction, Trowbridge starting stuffing T-shirts into the gun and firing them at the audience; the first one landed in the row right behind me.

The next segment of the show, Trowbridge told us, concerned a “relatively new science” that “helps create new kinds of shows.” He then introduced another Imagineer, computer scientist Amber Sandahl, an attractive young woman (who thus explodes another stereotype about computer techies). She told the audience that Imagineers “still use physical models for some things,” they use “computer models more often” in their design work.

What she then showed us was more advanced than I’d expected. Upon the video screen appeared tiny images if people walking about, as if at one of the Disney theme parks. Sandahl called them “virtual guests,” and explained that they were “driven by artificial intelligence,” and that “each” figure was “driven by a tiny computer program.”

Using this computer model, the Imagineers can experiment with how guests might react to changes in the parks. Using a pen-like device on the computer she held in her hand, Sandahl caused a giant cactus to drop onto the middle of the screen; the virtual guests changed direction in order to avoid walking into it. She introduced a giant ice cream cone, and the virtual guests walked toward it and crowded around it. Then she manipulated her computer again, and a big red tyrannosaur (Jack Kirby’s Devil Dinosaur? Nah, just a coincidence!) landed in their midst, and the virtual guests understandably started walking away.

Referring to Disney’s 1960s audio-animatronic figure of Abraham Lincoln, Sandahl said that today with computers they could take a real human performance to drive characters.” She proceeded to give us a demonstration of “motion capture” technology. I haven’t had much good to say about motion capture in the past (see “Comics in Context” #205: “Identity Theft”), but, as with roller coasters, the Imagineering show made it look both amazing and entertaining.

Two more volunteers, a father and son, came up from the audience. The video screen rose, and a large motion capture box came forward on -stage, with video screens on two sides. Sandahl told us that there were fourteen cameras to monitor the performer within the box. The boy got inside the box, and a CGI figure of a skeleton in pirate garb appeared on-screen. Following Sandahl’s instructions, the boy jumped and spun about, and the CGI character copied his every movement. Getting into the spirit of things, the boy spontaneously tucked one of the legs behind the other, and the character did the same.

Then the father exchanged places with his son inside the box. He got three CGI counterparts onscreen, including a monster (reminiscent of Monsters, Inc.), an astronaut, and a teddy bear, on what seemed like a disco floor, complete with disco ball. As the Village People’s “YMCA” played (surely one of the songs I least expected to hear at a Disney event) the dad started dancing away, as his CGI counterparts matched him move for move. The dad wasn’t at all bad, either, and Sandahl and Trowbridge got the audience to clap in time to the disco beat.

Just before Amber Sandahl left the stage, Trowbridge asked her, “You’re not a robot, are you?” “I can’t tell you that,” she replied. Darn! I knew she was too good to be real.

In introducing the next segment, Trowbridge noted that not everything in theme parks is “operated by computer.” There followed a video montage about Disney’s Animal Kingdom, which is Walt Disney World’s blend of theme park and zoological park. Then Trowbridge introduced Dr. Anne Savage, another attractive young woman who was described as Animal Kingdom’s senior conservation biologist. (Are the scientists who care for the animals at Animal Kingdom also considered Imagineers, then?)

Dr. Savage (The real Doc Savage?) said that that there were 1500 animals at Animal Kingdom, and that she also studied animals out in the wild. For example, she’d just been in Florida tracking sea turtles, since it was their nesting season, and “a few weeks ago” she had been in Botswana, tracking elephants. She them mentioned the “Disney Worldwide Conservation Fund,” which serves “to protect some of the world’s most endangered animals”. This received a spontaneous wave of applause from the audience.

Dr. Savage described some of her experiences tracking animals while pictures appeared on the video screen. She noted “lion tracks” outside her tent in Botswana, commenting that she had to “stay in the tent all night long.” She showed pictures of Rhesus monkeys taken in Asia with “camera traps,” which take photos when triggered by the animal’s presence. (Trowbridge observed that camera traps, therefore, don’t “trap cameras.”) Then Dr. Savage noted that one can also track animals through things they leave behind, “like poop.” (Nope, I didn’t expect this, either.) “Match the feces to the species,” rhymed Dr. Savage. Scott Trowbridge turned to us and said, “No.”

So Dr. Savage turned to a new topic, the use of transmitters to track animals. For example, a tiny transmitter is attached to the back of a Tamarin monkey, and she spoke about another transmitter that was attached to a sea turtle. Such a transmitter, she said, “communicates with a satellite in outer space,” and you can follow the turtle via a website.

But larger animals require larger transmitters, and Dr. Savage put on a collar designed for an elephant, containing GPS technology. The collar looked enormous, but this was a small one–eight feet long, for a female elephant. She told us that a collar for a “giant bull” elephant would be fifteen to twenty feet! To demonstrate how the collar worked, they brought a whole family out of the audience and then encircled the whole group within the collar. Then Trowbridge and Savage sent them “out into the wilds of New York City” so we could track them later in the video screen with the GPS technology. Their ability to move considerably limited by the collar, the “Elephant Family,” as Trowbridge dubbed them, moved offstage in tiny steps.

Dr. Savage then told us that the collars also contain microphones that “can record vocalizations” the elephants make, and that elephants engage in “normal conversation” with each other through “low frequency rumbles” that are below the range of human hearing.” They then played the sound of such rumbles (apparently adjusted for human hearing range) for the audience. Dr. Savage said that an elephant will have a “best friend” and they will “talk to each other all the time, over real long distances.” Moreover, the Disney scientists had identified “two new vocalizations” elephants do.

We did not realize it, but this discussion of elephant language was setting us up for the show’s grand finale, which also involved an animal making conversation. The video screen now presented an underwater scene. with a school of fish swimming in the background. And then, into the scene swam Crush, the sea turtle from Pixar’s Finding Nemo (see “Comics in Context” #40: “Beasts and Beauty”). Crush chatted with Scott Trowbridge, but lest you think that Crush’s dialogue was scripted and prerecorded, he then began talking back and forth with a little girl from the audience!

This was the renowned “Turtle Talk with Crush,” which is at Walt Disney World’s EPCOT, Disney’s California Adventure, and Hong Kong Disneyland, and was high on my list of new attractions to see if I ever made it to the one of the Disney theme parks. And now it had come to me!

Although the Imagineers did not spell it out during their show at NYU, thinking about it afterwards, it was easy to figure out that the motion capture demonstration must have something to do with the way that “Turtle Talk” works. Whoever was doing Crush’s voice was quite good, combining the familiar California surfer vocal rhythms with an Australian accent. I especially liked the wryly ironic expressions that would sometimes cross Crush’s face during the show.

The little girl from the audience took Crush aback when he attempted to engage her in “turtle talk.” She protested that she had hoped to hear him make actual turtle sounds. Speechless with surprise, Crush put a flipper to his brow in shock. The girl’s mother played along, though, telling Crush he was “totally awesome.” When Crush asked a young audience member where the kid’s “home” was, the kid forgot. “I have a friend named Dory who forgets all the time,” Crush assured the child, referring to a character from the movie and winning an appreciative laugh from the audience.

In closing, Crush asked the audience to “promise to use the word “˜dude’ for the rest of the day. Trust me, your parents will totally love it.”

(And if you want to see the “Turtle Talk” attraction, check out the YouTube videos here and here)

And thus “The Science of Disney Imagineering” came to an end. Scott Trowbridge told us that we would be given Imagineers’ notebooks as we left “to jot down your ideas, thoughts, sketches, dreams and imagination.” (Hmm, sort of like a blog.) Via the video screen, GPS focused in on Washington Square Park, and we received a live video feed of “the Elephant Family,” who were now hobnobbing with Lucky the dinosaur, bringing the show full circle. And the show finally ended with a quotation from Walt Disney on the screen: “If you can dream it, you can do it.” It reminded me of a similar line from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, another connection I never expected to make with Disney, but it’s an inspiring sentiment nonetheless.

As we filed out, the Imagineers from the show were lined up, chatting with audience members. If only one friend of mine, who has long dreamed of being an Imagineer, had been able to make it to the show! I made sure of getting an Imagineer’s notebook for myself, and one for him, before I left the Skirball Center.

Then I spent some time exploring the World Science Festival’s street fair, inside and alongside Washington Square Park, including watching a surprisingly clever playlet about the life cycle of a butterfly enacted by three young women from the Central Park Zoo.

Finally, I saw Lucky the Dinosaur in person! He was again interacting with Scott Trowbridge, while a man trained a video camera, and I later realized that they must have been reenacting the opening segment of the “Science of Disney Engineering” for the 12:30 PM show.

In person, one sees that Lucky is presented as a beast of burden: he pulls a little wagon behind him, labeled “EXPLORERS CLUB.” (Shouldn’t it be the Adventurers’ Club from Disney World’s Pleasure Island?) I realize that the wagon is necessary because it conceals the computer and power source necessary for Lucky’s operation. Still, I wondered if whoever had dubbed the dinosaur “Lucky” was thinking of the similarly burdened Lucky in Samuel Beckett’s Waiting for Godot.

But despite having to pull this wagon, Lucky the Dinosaur maintains a cheerful temperament. Once Scott Trowbridge had left, Lucky interacted with a kid from the crowd. Lucky allowed himself to be petted; he moved his head to look at the people near him, grunted in what seemed friendly responses, and, when he was photographed with the kid, even looked into the camera and smiled. If you ever imagined a pet dinosaur when you were a child, this is your dream come true. (AOL Video shows Lucky in Washington Square Park during the World Science Festival here).

But then it began to rain, lightly but ominously. Grunting, Lucky walked backwards into a tent behind him, and soon there was a downpour. I headed to a nearby restaurant for lunch; my visit to the World Science Festival was over.

“The Science of Disney Imagineering” was such a well put-together show that I assumed that this was an event that Disney stages from time to time in different cities and venues. But no, I’ve since read that this was a one-time event that Disney Imagineering staged solely for the three performances at the World Science Festival. Well then, I’m even more glad that I was able to see it and then to write up this report for my readers. (If you want to see photographs from the show, you can find them here and here.)

The World Science Festival was reportedly a tremendous success, so perhaps it will become an annual event, and perhaps Walt Disney Imagineering will return to the Festival next year. Now, what other new Disney theme park attraction do I really want to see? How could they possibly bring “Soarin’ over California” to New York?

LINKS IN THE AMAZON CHAIN

I very much like Disney Imagineering’s pocket guides to several of the Disney theme parks. The books are highly informative, each squeezing an amazing amount of information about the attractions and how they were created into a mall volume, while being surprisingly inexpensive. And Amazon is selling them for even less! There you can find The Imagineering Field Guide to EPCOT at Walt Disney World,
The Imagineering Field Guide to the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World, The Imagineering Field Guide to Disney’s Animal Kingdom at Walt Disney World and The Imagineering Field Guide to Disneyland.

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

In the mail I’ve just received Marvel’s latest reprint volume of the Marvel Universe Handbooks I co-wrote in the 1980s: The Essential Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, Master Edition Vol. 2: Garokk to Proctor, which Amazon is also selling. I see that Volume 3 will come out this fall.

Besides advertising myself, I also want to promote my Quick Stop colleague Fred Hembeck’s voluminous and ceaselessly amusing The Nearly Complete Essential Hembeck Archives Omnibus, which is out at long last, both in comics stores and on Amazon. Having already been awarded well-deserved accolades by Entertainment Weekly and by Stan Lee himself (in the June 12 entry of Fred’s blog), Fred doesn’t need me to add to the praise. But I intend to review his book, too, once I finish reading the whole thing. And considering its immense size, holding most of the work of his entire cartooning career, this may take a while!

Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

Toy Box: Bob Kane Batman Black and White

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When DC went looking for another great superhero to follow in Superman’s steps, Bob Kane and Bill Finger stepped up with Batman. As the original creator and artist for the character, it’s no suprise that DC Direct has produced a Batman Black and White statue based on his artwork and style. In fact, I’d say the only surprise is that it’s taken this long.

DC Direct has been extremely successful with the Batman Black and White series of statues. They are each done in a 6″ scale (1/12th), sculpted to mirror the artistic style of a particular Batman artist. They’ve represented artists from Jim Lee to Kelley Jones, and the latest release is based on the artwork of the creator, Bob Kane.

Coming up next for the line is a Neal Adams version, along with a Derek Miller and George Perez. DCD has raised the price on these to $70 a pop (that’s SRP, which translates to around $60 – $65 at most stores), an increase of around 20% in a very short period. Whether the popularity of the line can withstand the price hike is yet to be seen.

If you have any questions or comments, drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com or swing by my website at Michael’s Review of the Week. On to the review!

Batman Black and White – Bob Kane

Packaging – **1/2
It’s the usual box. It has some decent artwork of course, but the lack of a window and any sort of COA is a big negative. The box should get the bust to you safely, but it won’t sell a lot of product on its own.

Sculpting -***
The sculpt is by Jonathan Mathews, who has done a number of the statues as well as other work for DCD. If you’re familiar with Jonathan’s work, than you won’t be surprised by the quality here. It’s not his best, but it’s certainly solid.

The proportions are all done very much in the Kane style. Keep in mind that his Batman was less chilsed and ripped than our current versions, with not only a slimmer appearance, but a sleecker style. Kane’s Batman was no wimp, but steriod abusing atheletes had not yet set the standard for male perfection.

This isn’t the very first Kane style Batman, however. The long ears aren’t here, and the head isn’t nearly as stubby. He also has full length gloves, whereas in his earliest appearances he wore shorter regular gloves. Check out the DCD First Appearance Batman for a better idea of what I’m refering to.

While I don’t claim to be an expert, this looks more like a mid to late 40’s Kane Batman to me, with the small symbol, sharp claw-like hands, and square buckle on the bat belt. Small details are here, like the stitching line in the fold of each section of cape, which were usually drawn in by Kane.

While he is the right height for the overall line, the extreme departure in style from the more modern Bats might put some folks off. For me, I prefer the extremes, as it gives the entire group when viewed together a bit more visual interest.

Paint – **1/2
The paint work has gotten sloppier with the last few releases, and I’m getting less patient with it. This time, the mask trails down on to the face below the nose, and even the skin tone is uneven and sloppy. They still went with the nice glossy boots and gloves, which sets them apart nicely from the rest of the figure, but at this price point on a statue this small, I don’t expect obvious slop.

Design – ***
The design is good, with a nice dynamic feel to the cape flowing up and out from his body. One glance and you get the impression he’s just jumped down from a great height, and you’re seeing him just as he hits the ground and just before he springs forward to kick some ass. The cape is flowing up and out from his body evenly on both sides, much like wings. That’s fitting, since it was Kane’s original intent that it be more like wings than a cape.

However, there are many more iconic looks from that period, especially from the early covers of Batman. I think that had they picked something more iconic, the style and design would have been a bit more recognizable to the Bat lay person.

My biggest design issue is actually a mechanical one. The stance is just a little too wide to allow you to fit the metal pegs (which are attached to the feet, not the base) into the holes. This is a bigger issue when removing the figure than when putting him on, because as you *gently* pull him off the base, a lot of pressure will be put on the pegs and feet. I ended up breaking one at mid-foot, even being extremely careful.

Value – **
At the end of 2007, you could get one of these statues for $45, $50 tops. Now, that has increased to almost $60 at most retailers, due to the price increases from DCD. And while I love these little guys, the amount of materials, along with the general quality level, does not justify that high of a price point. It looks like DCD may up the price even further this year, and I fear that will very well be stake in the heart for this line.

The reason for that is the completists. This is a series that has been very attractive to the completist mentality, because the black and white coloration and Batman theme makes a complete display more attractive than if you only buy one or two. While the individual statues may not always be great, as a set they look fantastic. That has driven many collectors to pick up versions they might not otherwise have bought.

But at $60 or $70 a pop, that desire is likely to dry up like a worm on a hot day. With buyers being much choosier about which ones they get, one or two weak releases could doom the line with retailers.

Things to Watch Out For –
Be very careful attaching him to and removing him from the base! The metal pegs don’t quite line up on mine, and even though I was very gentle putting him on, when I went to pull him off I broke the foot at the metal peg. It reglued well enough, but be careful!

Overall – **1/2
While Jonathan’s sculpt and the general design are solid, it’s the new higher price point that’s hurting my overall. It’s nice, but it’s not a $60 statue, and with DCD raising the SRP from $60 to as much as $75 on upcoming releases, it doesn’t look good for the longevity of the series.

Where to Buy –
Online options are the best, particularly if you don’t have a reliable LCS:

Alter Ego Comics has him for $59.49.

Urban Collector has him at $60.

CornerStoreComics has him at $55.

Things from Another Planet has him at $63.

Related Links –
I’ve looked at a number of these, including Frank Miller, Jim Lee, Matt Wagner, Mike Mignola, and Kelley Jones.

Win THE LIST on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Video, three (3) copies of THE LIST on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 25th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 25th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

June 17, 2008

Win DEVIL MAY CARE, The New JAMES BOND Novel!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Doubleday, three (3) copies of the new JAMES BOND novel, DEVIL MAY CARE.

Ian Fleming’s last Bond book, Octopussy and the Living Daylights, was published in 1966. Forty-two years later and in keeping with the tradition, DEVIL MAY CARE is set in the Cold War and the action is played out across two continents, exotic locations and several of the world’s most glamorous cities.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, June 24th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, June 24th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

TV Or Not TV: 6/16 – 6/22

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Hello TV viewer. Welcome to another week of “Thank goodness there’s cable!”

I mentioned this week’s must watch shows in last week’s column. Showtime has decided that the perfect way to spend our Monday nights is with some good old fashioned sex and drugs (well, drugs and sex if you look at the order of airing). Weeds and Secret Diary of a Call Girl both premiere on Monday. The former I’ve been looking forward to and I’m hoping the latter is good since Showtime has decided to put them back-to-back.

Some of you reading this may also be shell shocked after last Friday’s episode of Battlestar Galactica and I’m right there with you. The episode titled “Revelations’ was filled with just that. The humans finally found out who the four of the Final Five Cylons were that were living among them, a tense hostage situation ended with a peaceful resolution, and the fleet finally found what appeared to be Earth (although not at all what they, or we, expected).

I admit that I’ve written very little about this season of Galactica because I didn’t really understand sometimes where the show was going. After last week’s episode I see that step-by-step we were being brought to the final moments of this episode which, in line with the entire tone of the show, was both dark and dismal after setting us up with a brief glimpse of joy and celebration. Unlike those aboard the ship I knew that what I was seeing couldn’t end well, and even though I knew it what I saw wasn’t any less jarring.

Another stand out moment of the episode is the rapid decent of Olmos’ Adama after the revelation that Saul Tigh was in fact a Cylon. He went into every bit of destructive behavior we’ve seen from every other character as the foundation of his world seemed to crumble beneath him. Even more compelling to me is that, after the fact, Saul Tigh still stood his ground as a man rather than machine and was willing to give up everything for Galactica and humanity (nicely echoing his sentiment from last season’s finale).

The only let down of the entire episode was that it ended and we have to wait until 2009 to see the final season of this amazing show (although there is potentially another TV movie that will be aired prior to the end of this year). Between waiting for this and LOST the next year is going to seem pretty darn long.

Now it’s time to look at the mere table scraps that television is offering us from it’s buffet of choices.

MONDAY

SCIFI ““ 9:00 PM & 10:00PM: Two of the three episode of Star Trek:The Next Generation are again examples of why this was one of the greater shows on television. Yesterday’s Enterprise gives us a glimpse of a completely different world when the Enterprise 1701-C comes through a time rift prior to making its historical sacrifice. Sarek brings us Spock’s dad during a mental decline, and also brings us some fine acting from Patrick Stewart during the scene where he becomes the vessel for Sarek’s emotions. Yes, I’m a nerd and I’m going to keep this up.

HBO – 9:00 PM: Greg Whitley’s documentary Resolved takes a look at the competitive world of high school debates.

A&E – 10:00 PM: Children who have been haunted are put together to share their stories and fears in Psychic Kids:Children of the Paranormal.

SHO ““ 10:00 PM: As mentioned above, it’s Weeds and Secret Diary of a Call Girl.

TUESDAY

AMC – 8:00 PM: Another night of back-to-back showings that are wonderfully nostalgic. Enjoy what comedy used to be at 8 with Animal House and then bask in the late 60’s camp of Planet of the Apes. If these aren’t to your liking maybe instead you might like”¦

CMTV – 8:00 PM: Watch the one that started it all, National Lampoon’s Vacation, and by the end you should be whistling Zippity Doo Da from your”¦ well, watch and you’ll see.

FX ““ 10:00 PM: Tonight on 30 Days an avid hunter works with PETA. Too bad they couldn’t get Ted Nugent.

WEDNESDAY

truTV – 8:00 PM: The producers of Ice Road Truckers and Deadliest Catch try to infuse us with more testosterone with a show following West Texas Oil Rig workers in Black Gold.

HIST ““ 9:00 PM: On MonsterQuest tonight they are looking for a Bigfoot like nest making creature named The Ohio Grassman. Sounds more like a character you’d find on Weeds to me.

TBS ““ 10:00 PM: New episodes tonight of Tyler Perry’s House of Payne. I’ve never watched it, but at least it is new.

THURSDAY

ANIMAL PLANET – 8:00 PM: The late Timothy Treadwell‘s footage is cut together to present us the Alaskan bears as seen through his eyes in The Grizzly Diaries. Knowing what happened to Treadwell makes this a bitter sweet watch. Just don’t follow it up with Grizzly Man.

SCIFI ““ 9:00 PM: Tonight you can compare and contrast by taking in the Ang Lee directed The Hulk. It’s like night and day when compared to the current big screen version but I have to admit that I kinda like it.

SHO – 10:00 PM: Penn & Teller are back with their Showtime original series Bulls—! Tonight the angry and mute magician’s take on feminists. This can’t end well.

FRIDAY

FOX- 8:00 PM: Want to compare and contrast again? If you took in the original Planet of the Apes than you can now watch the Tim Burton remake starring Mark Wahlberg that has the most perplexing ending to come along in quite a while. Save yourself the time and tune in for the last ten minutes and still try to reason it out. Won’t work.

TNT – 8:00 PM: Lousy remake night continues with the Adam Sandler version of The Longest Yard.

SATURDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: I don’t know what a Jonas Brother is but you can watch the Disney Channel original picture Camp Rock without having the Disney Channel. If you have a kid that is in to Hannah Montana this is probably a solid bet.

Oxygen – 8:00 PM: I was pleasantly surprised by the film About a Boy. This may very well be the first time I’m tempted to watch anything on the Oxygen channel.

BRAVO – 8:00 PM: Witness the most shocking first day on the job ever in Training Day.

SUNDAY

A&E – 10:00 PM: Tonight is the return of the reality show The Two Coreys. Haim is determined to mend both his career and friendship with Feldman back on track. I can’t wait to see them go to couples therapy.

SPIKE ““ 10:00 PM: It’s a celebration of sports, sweat and testosterone with the Guys Choice Awards. Find out what guys think is better: F’ing Matt Damon or F’ing Ben Affleck. No really, this was one of the choices!

Will Wilkins‘ love of Star Trek got him banned form voting in the Guys Choice Awards.

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