As I sat there in the chair, ready to slit my wrists on a lease agreement, the salesman has the blind audacity to ask one more time: “Are you sure you don’t want that clear coat?”

Ok, I’m about to show you the footage I’ve done for SIN CITY but I must warn you that if I see any of you doing tape recording of any kind, and I have no-neck ex-wrestlers from the Guadalajara province who have been given the green light to trash any of you nerds out there with their jackboots, I am going to take my footage and go back to my very posh hotel room and burn some 20s in my bathroom sink for fun…

Hey all, there’s a backlog of some reader mail I’d like to get printed so I’ll do a little this week by getting through some of the better highlights of weeks past…

This week has been the most thought-out entry into the Trailer Park series….