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April 30, 2010

Trailer Park: THE GOOD HEART & ITS COMPLICATED

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By Christopher Stipp

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The Good Heart – Poster Giveaway

goodheart_poster_1-535x793Those who saw There Will Be Blood ought to err on the side of hyperbole when describing Paul Dano’s performance in that film.

Movies like Little Miss Sunshine and Gigantic have shown Dano to be an actor who isn’t just earning roles based on how he looks on the cover of Entertainment Weekly, espousing him as the next new “IT” actor, he’s getting work because he’s just good at what he does.

That looks like it’s continuing with the movie The Good Heart, a film by Dagur Kári. Kári directed 2003’s wonderful Nói, a movie about a boy looking to escape his life in one of the more honest and truthful looks into teenage frustration ever to be made. The Good Heart looks like it is another film that wants to just zero in on a few people and let the actors work their way through it. It’s an intimate portrait of people living on the edge of nothingness and, in support of the film, I have two posters SIGNED by Paul Dano himself. If you’re interested in winning just shoot me your favorite Paul Dano movie and I’ll enter you in a drawing to win one of these beauties. The address is Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com.

The Good Heart opens today in theaters.

The film’s synoposis:

Brian Cox stars as Jacques, the curmudgeonly owner of a gritty   New York dive bar that serves as home to a motley assortment of professional drinkers. Jacques is determinedly drinking and smoking himself to death when he meets Lucas (Dano), a homeless young man who has already given up on life.  Determined to keep his legacy alive, Jacques deems Lucas is a fitting heir and takes him under his wing, schooling him in the male-centric laws of his alcoholic clubhouse: no new customers, no fraternizing with customers and, absolutely no women. Lucas is a quick study, but their friendship is put to the test when the distraught and beautiful April (Isild Le Besco) shows up at the bar seeking shelter, and Lucas insists they help her out.

It’s Complicated – DVD Giveaway

itscomplicated_posterI realize that this movie’s inclusion into such a testosterone fulled column is a little strange, weird even.

Fact of the matter remains, though, that like LL Cool J, the ladies love me. Hey, it’s not a fact I really want to believe but how can I deny the 50% of my audience who carry the double X the opportunity to feel special? So, in that regard I am bringing you a contest to win one of a few DVDs for the latest cinematic gem from Nancy Meyers, directorial talent behind Something’s Gotta Give, What Women Want, and even The Holiday. Clearly, if you haven’t seen any of these movies you haven’t had a significant other in quite some time. On top of feeling sorry for you I am going to humbly request you not enter this contest as I want people who have an idea of what Hollywood thinks of love to get this little gem added to their collection.

All you need to do in order to be entered into this drawing is to send me your name and address to Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com.

It’s Complicated is now out on DVD and Blu-ray

More about the film:

Jane (Streep) is the mother of three grown kids, owns a thriving Santa Barbara bakery/restaurant and has – after a decade of divorce – an amicable relationship with her ex-husband, attorney Jake (Baldwin). But when Jane and Jake find themselves out of town for their son’s college graduation, things start to get complicated. An innocent meal together turns into the unimaginable – an affair. With Jake remarried to the much younger Agness (Lake Bell), Jane is now, of all things, the other woman.

Caught in the middle of their renewed romance is Adam (Martin), an architect hired to remodel Jane’s kitchen. Healing from a divorce of his own, Adam starts to fall for Jane, but soon realizes he’s become part of a love triangle. Should Jane and Jake move on with their lives, or is love truly lovelier the second time around? It’s…complicated.

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #145: Get ‘Em, Flash!

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #145: Get ‘Em, Flash! – Ken & Dana return with talk of beard growth rates, celebrity death encounters, class reunions, coloring books, and a master thespian.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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April 28, 2010

Contest Round-Up: 2010-04-28

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of IT’S COMPLICATED on Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of HAMLET on DVD & Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with New Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE AWKWARD COMEDY SHOW on DVD.

Win THE AWKWARD COMEDY SHOW on DVD!

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In conjunction with New Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE AWKWARD COMEDY SHOW on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 12th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 12th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win HAMLET on DVD & Blu-Ray!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of HAMLET on DVD & Blu-Ray.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 12th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 12th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win IT’S COMPLICATED on Blu-Ray!

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In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of IT’S COMPLICATED on Blu-Ray.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 12th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 12th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Bagged & Boarded 54: Just A Little Stoned

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #54: Just A Little Stoned – In which Matt and Jesse get current and discuss the new MIA video, Gizmodogate, and a slew of other newsworthy topics. Oh, and Matt is ridiculously high. Bagged and Boarded: Purely Professional since 1874.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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April 27, 2010

Musical MySpace Tour #9

Filed under: Musical Myspace Tour — Tags: , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:47 pm

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I’m currently packing for a trip to Atlanta tomorrow in order to take part in www.RedNoseNet.com so I didn’t have time this week to talk about the album “Volume 2” from She & Him (which is going to be my soundtrack for this summer, I can already tell) and the new album coming out from The Bluetones called A New Athens (which I got a pre-general release listen to and knocked my socks off). It’s a shame because by the time I do another one of these they’ll be old news. Just go listen to them yourself and thank me later. Luckily though I only had a few requests in my inbox this time round so let’s get cracking.

This is my MySpace music review column. There are many like it, but this one’s mines. My MySpace page is my best friend. It is my life. I must master my friends list as I must master my life. Without me, my MySpace is useless, without my MySpace, I am useless. I must fire my reviews true. I must shoot straighter than my readers who are trying to kill me, I must shoot the musicians before they shoot me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: My music review column and myself are the defenders of MySpace, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my ears. So be it, until there is no friend requests, but peace. Amen
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myspace-wrilWRIL
www.myspace.com/wrillove

Wril is an R&B crooner from Chicago. I don’t get too many R&B singers sending me requests. Due to this being such an unusual event I feel I should do something a little different with this critique. I’m going to summon the pop gods of American Idol in order to truly give Wril the grilling he deserves.

Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, listen up. You know I like you right? I like what you’re doing. Some sexy ballads with an old school vibe. You and me are old school, right dawg? But yo, listen up. You were on pitch most of the time, I can’t fault you for that but I felt it lacked a bit of power is places. I needed it to punch through to the other side. But overall I thought it was nice. Good job. What you think, E?

Ellen Degeneres: Are you wrilly Wril? I wrilly don’t know. But I do know that I liked it. Your performance had some touching moments. I enjoyed it. It was definitely entertaining. But your name is wrilly silly.

Kara DioGuardi: First of all, let me make gestures with my hands for about 5 minutes. Then make ridiculous constipated faces… I really felt your emotion when singing. I felt like you really connected with your music and that this was a work of passion for you. Don’t you just want to punch me in the face though? I mean, seriously, how annoying am I?

Simon Cowell: If we’re being honest with each other here, and we are, that wasn’t great. It was OK, you sang it well and it was genuine but I’ve heard this a million times before and a million times better. I just don’t see how I can make enough money out of you for this to be worth it. Please fuck off.

And that’s kind of how I felt about it all. Nice to listen to, I can’t fault the guy for being sincere, but unfortunately nothing really stood out as being amazing. As a result it means the whole thing has to be classified as a bit average. But I wouldn’t put the guy down.

And Wrily really is a silly name. Made worse by song titles “She’s The Wril Deal”, “I Wrilly Want To Be Yours” and “Wril Love”. Barf.

Presentation = 4/5
Content = Some lame bio but plenty of music on show.
Music = 3/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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myspace-alxALX GEE
www.myspace.com/alxgee7780

If you think you have heard Alx Gee’s songs before, it’s possibly because you’ve heard them blaring from the inside of a Fiat Punto as it’s tracksuit bedazzled driver sped past you. Yes, Mr Gee is a purveyor of dance music.

It would be fair to say that I have no interest in this. In any way shape or form. Unless I’m rat-arsed drunk in a club, dance music doesn’t speak to me. Not this kind anyway. I could mention the good stuff like Daft Punk, Faithless, Chemical Brothers etc but because they’re so good they transcend dance music and incorporate a little bit of everything. They’re more than just “put your hands in the air” cheesy house techno.

As a result of my feelings, I was never going to give this a fair shake. It sounds like something I used to make with the Music game on my Playstation 1.

There is also a weird thing I noticed (and no, I’m not talking about his name). In the “Friends” section of his profile he has a second profile of himself. Interested, I clicked to find that it’s the exact same profile in every way except he has two different songs rather than the three he has on the other page. What is the point of this?

Also, how does this dude have over 225,000 plays on each song? That’s insane for an unsigned artist. I mean, the guy has a desperate plea for a manager in his bio. How is he pulling this off? I’ve got to tip my hat to him for this at the very least.

There isn’t much to his page though. Three songs, no videos and his pictures are set to private (I had to google search for a picture to put in this article). Meh. Back to the loch with you Nessie.

Presentation = 3/5
Content = Shite all.
Music = 2/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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myspace-poeticPOETIC K
www.myspace.com/poetic_k

This woman is a bit of a bombshell. There seems to be a trend with this column that every week I get at least one friend request from a musician that just stumps me. Poetic K is a head scratcher. First of all let me try and describe the music or at least categorize it.

Poetic is a good moniker to give herself as there is a major hint that Ms. K is some sort of modern beatnik punk poet. Most of her songs sound like poems being recited to an alt rock soundtrack. She never really sings and she doesn’t really shout. It’s a kind of Marilyn Monroe performance; if she hung out with some goths. I don’t think she could squeeze any more sex or cutesy tone into her voice if she got a crowbar and Tweetie Pie.

Now I’ve never believed there to be much influence from a producer in rock music. Hip-Hop, certainly, but not rock. However, if ever there was someone screaming out for the need of a producer it’s this lady. Or at the very least better sound equipment because whoever put this together leaves things very loose. Now I understand that she’s probably going for that freaky, free style but it just comes across as sloppy. Sound dips and raises in bizarre places, it’s so off that I refuse to believe it’s on purpose.

I think if this was my first week doing this, I would probably have torn Poetic K a new one but to be honest I think she honestly has to be put in perspective. While I don’t think I’ll ever be on board for this kind of artsy rock I have to give her kudos for at the very least being an original sound. I come by so many sound-a-likes and generic bands that to have someone who even gets my attention and makes me think is a bit of a winner.

Give her a listen. At worst, you’ll know what’s going on in Berlin.

Presentation = 1/5
Content = Messy lay out but I suppose there is more than enough here to keep you occupied.
Music = 3/5
Friend Request = DISAPPEARED!

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If you want to be in the firing line for one of Aaron’s reviews, send a friend request to www.myspace.com/aaronhbp and he will reload for next time.

Party Favors: Deadly Impact

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ALBUQUERQUE — This sleepy town is getting rocked awake by a mad bomber in Deadly Impact. Thomas Armstrong (Boondock Saints‘s Sean Patrick Flanery) is a cop that is forced to shoot his wife in order to save 10 people that are being held hostage by The Lion (The Matrix‘s Joe Pantoliano). The ugliness of the moment cause Armstrong to quit the force and devote himself to booze. Eight years later The Lion reappears. The FBI wants Armstrong’s help in identifying him, but can he tangle with the diabolical madman who has promised to blow up the city?

Deadly Impact is an action rush with Pantoliano using the power of Bluetooth for evil. Here’s the trailer for the film:

The movie is out on DVD this week. I had a chance to swap email with Director Robert Kurtzman and Producer David S. Greathouse. The duo had previously made Buried Alive. Kurtzman is a special effects veteran having contributed to over a hunder movies including Predator, Hostel, Army of Darkness and Bubba Ho-tep. Greathouse is executive producer on Saint John of Las Vegas starring Steve Buscemi, Sarah SIlverman and Peter Dinklage.

Party Favors: What attracted you to the script for Deadly Impact?

Robert Kurtzman: It’s a well written script and Its an action/thriller which was something different and challenging for me. I love action films as much as I do horror. I’d worked with producer David Greathouse on several films prior including Buried Alive which I’d directed for him and we have a great working relationship which was also a big attraction for me. Dave’s a very smart producer and he always puts a great team together which as a director is very important. I know he has my back and I have his.

With your background in special effects, do you find it hard to read a script without immediately thinking how you’d devise a prop?

Robert Kurtzman: Yes… but it’s actually helpful when you’re trying to envision a sequence that maybe budget restrictive and you have to come up with alternatives in how you shoot or stage the action to accommodate the schedule. This film wasn’t a heavy creature FX film so in that sense I was free to concentrate on other aspects of the production.

Where did you first cross paths with Sean Patrick Flanery?

Robert Kurtzman: We actually met on this film. After reading the script he was the first actor that came to mind for the role of Tom Armstrong and luckily the studio agreed. I can’t imagine the film without him in it.

Do you get a certain buzz knowing that when you cast Joe Pantoliano, you get to figure out his hairstyle?

Robert Kurtzman: We did a bunch of rough sketches of the different character looks for the film and then designed the prosthetics and body suits accordingly. We were very lucky because Joey has his own lace wig collection from other films which we were able to utilize.

What do you think is key to create tension when actors are talking on the phone? Does Bluetooth free up an actor?

Robert Kurtzman: Building tension in the edit and camera movement. We had quite a bit of the back and forth with them on the phone and it was key to have things build and get more tense as Kaplow played his game with Tom. Bluetooth does free them up to be more animated, actors love doing things with their hands.

How does using the VIPER alter your approach to filmmaking visually? Do you have to modify the action or effects for the format?

Robert Kurtzman: I didn’t have to change my approach at all. It was just like shooting 35mm except I was able to shoot more coverage as I had no restriction on the amount of film I could shoot a day. Everything is captured to hard drives and you pretty much see what you’re getting on the monitors. The camera also has the ability to create presets for different lighting and color looks so we had selections for day and night shooting which we were able to punch up on the computer so scenes would carry the same look from one to another. The other thing that’s great about shooting digital is I don’t have to keep cutting and reload film when the actors are getting into a groove. You just let the camera roll and if someone fumbles a line or the camera move isn’t working you can just drop back to first position and pick it right up without having to cut.

Were there any explosions on the location?

Robert Kurtzman: Yes we had several explosions, two cars and the third story of a building.

How hard is it to juggle an active career in both special effects and directing features?

Robert Kurtzman: It’s not that tough because when I’m not directing I do effects work and when I’m direct a picture I supervise the effects in the planning stage and then let my crew take over on the day to day issues with fabricating and operating on the set.

Do you find your casting based on who you enjoyed being around on other sets?

Robert Kurtzman: Obviously you always try to surround yourself with people that you have a good working relationship with but it’s really about casting the right actor for the part. On this film almost all the actors were local New Mexico talent and only the two leads, Sean and Joey were brought in. I had never worked with any of them before.

Were you on the set of Predator when Jean Claude Van Damme was fired? Did you get a sense that he wasn’t going to be happy inside the suit?

Robert Kurtzman: No. I was hired as part of Stan Winston’s crew after all that went down and they decided to change the look of the monster. I worked in the studio but never went to set in Mexico.

Now the Party Favors chats with producer David S. Greathouse:

What made you bring Deadly Impact together?

David Greathouse: I had really wanted to make an action film with Robert for a while and I knew it would be a fun challenge to try to make with the resources we had.

With the Viper system, did you have post-production during production? Is it nice not to have to wait for dailies when on location?

David Greathouse: Yes, it’s always nice to be able to look at the footage before you leave a set to insure you have everything you need. Obviously, this eliminates the potential for costly re-shoots.

As a producer, what do you feel is your prime responsibility to the movie project?

David Greathouse: There are a lot of equally important responsibilities that change as the production moves from phase to phase. During development, the main thing is to get the money to make the film. During production it’s to make sure the money is spent wisely and insure the team’s creative vision is being recorded. During post, it’s to support the director and make sure he has the tools needed to make the film great. It really changes from minute to minute depending on the circumstances.

What is your favorite myth about producers?

David Greathouse: That we are all rich!

New Mexico seems to be attracting a lot of productions. What drew you to the state?

David Greathouse: Initially, the incentives. But, I’ve made a lot of films there now and I keep going back because of the crew that I am so fortunate to work with while in New Mexico. I’ve made good friends with some very talented people out there.

Did you have to avoid certain locations since they’d been used in Breaking Bad?

David Greathouse: No, we shot this film before Breaking Bad began production.

Is it nice to work with a director who knows how to work out an effect without it busting the budget? Or did Robert Kurtzman still want to push the budget?

David Greathouse: Robert and I have been good friends for a long time and we collaborate very well. He tells me what he needs and I try to get it for him. When it turns out that the budget can’t support the idea he has he knows it’s not me being cheap but that it’s just too expensive. He and I work together to find a suitable alternative. It’s a good partnership.

What was it like to make Teenage Caveman with Larry Clark (Kids and Bully)?

David Greathouse: At the time, I was a development executive for Stan Winston Productions. Teenage Caveman was one of ten projects we developed for the creature feature series for HBO. Of those ten scripts the studio chose the five that were to get made. Working on that project was…interesting.

Did you get to work directly with Samuel Z Arkoff on your early productions? If so, what essential lessons did you learn from him?

David Greathouse: Unfortunately, I didn’t have the opportunity to work with Sam.

GET THE CRAZY

I watch Pretty Wild to mock the three wannabe models and their dippy mother who used to be an underwear model. It’s Must Spite TV at the compound. In the middle of an episode, the mother starts quoting The Secret. I started howling at how this woman has latched onto the fad quasi-religion until it struck me that she’s a success story of the book. All her life she has imagined herself as a famewhore and now she’s there. She’s got a TV series on E! She’s got a camera crew that swear her moronic trio of young girls are famous. And I’m watching her. What I don’t get is what image she put on her mirror to make her wish to be a fame whore. According to The Secret infomercial, a kid put up a pic of a bike and wished for one until his mommy bought him that bike. In my day, we called that incessant whining. What did Pretty Wild mom worship for success? The best guess is a picture of the Kardashians – the ultimate family of famewhores. And it paid off since they’re E! neighbors. I’m going to go put a picture of The Secret book on my mirror in hopes that I find a copy discarded next to a dead possum carcass.

BOTTOMS UP

Those washed up celebrities on Sober House really need to chill out with a couple shots of Scotch. Can the producers quit referring to that one guy as the lead singer of Crazy Town. He’s only famous now for being a constant guest star on VH1’s Rehab shows.

THE SALLY JESSY TREATMENT

WHACK A MOVIE

What producer of Transformers has major plans to make a movie out of Chuck E. Cheese? You thought Stretch Armstrong was the rock bottom of Hollywood creativity, wait till Chuck E. Cheese: The Cinematic Slice hits the screen in the summer of 2012. Nic Cage wants the lead role bad. Rumor has it the script pages will taste about the same as the pizza.

BLU-RAY HEAVEN

Avatar Blu-ray + DVD combo arrives in time for your Earth Day celebrations. James Cameron has finally made an eco-thriller that entertains. Remember when Steven Seagal crash and burned with Fire Down Below? We’re taken to another world dubbed Pandora where the blue Na’vi battle fierce creatures to survive. A heartless corporation wants to mine the lush land for a rare element. Their big plot to take care of the natives involving fake Na’vi that are mentally controlled by marines. Things go wrong in the program when the tough military minds go native inside their blue avatar bodies. Can the military industrial complex overcome love? The coolest part of the film is how the CGI world looks like Roger Dean’s paintings done for Yes albums. It’s like the kinda fantasy landscapes dreamt up by a college sophomore getting wasted in his dorm room while listening to Rush’s Moving Pictures. Now that kid can get wasted while watching Avatar if they have an HDTV. If they only have a standard TV, they can still enjoy the otherworldly explosive romance with the DVD and hold onto the Blu-ray for when they go home to watch mom do their laundry.

The Blu-ray’s 1080p image is stunning on parents’ HDTV. The details come out of the floating jungle. You can hit freeze frame and have instant art on the wall. For those wanting to truly get lost in the screen, this not the 3-D version. No news when that will be released so you can watch it on the 3-D TV over at HH Gregg. This is a barebones edition. No commentary tracks or behind the scenes features that explain the creation of the Roger Dean influenced world. Word is that the mega-edition of Avatar will be coming in time for Christmas. But why wait to enjoy the action of blue people versus marine space helicopters? Here’s a little video sample to remind you why this was the biggest box office hit of all time.

DVD SHELF

Perry Mason Season 5, Volume 1 contains 15 more of the finest legal action. Raymond Burr plays the lawyer that never lets his clients down. He’s the man in the courtroom who never looks foolish. “The Case of the Malicious Mariner” has a First officer toss a million dollars worth of cargo into the sea to avoid capsizing. His captain is murdered before he can testify at the maritime court. Perry has to clear this guy of the dumping and the homicide. “The Case of the Crying Comedian” suspects Jackie Coogan (Uncle Fester) of evil! A comic returns to town to find his lost love. However she’s married even though the guy is a creep that’s had her tossed into the looney bin a few times. The bad husband ends up in the grave. Did the comic kill him with laughter? “The Case of the Unwelcome Bride” gives the teaming of DeForest Kelley (Star Trek‘s Dr. McCoy) and Alan Hale Jr (Gilligan’s Island‘s The Skipper. A dad feels his son’s wife has made him a loser. He’s not quite thrilled when she’s the main suspect in his son’s death. Can Perry bring them together? The series remains effective and thrilling with Perry making fools of DA Hamilton Burger and Lt. Tragg. There’s no bonus features. The nice thought is that the first half of the series is finally out on DVD.

I Love Lucy: The Movie is the bonus disc from I Love Lucy: The Complete Series. Now all the folks who bought the individual boxsets can quit contemplating put their stuff on eBay for the sake of a single disc. Is it worth it? Yes. “I Love Lucy: The Movie” had them string 3 episodes together for a theatrical feature. The cool part is the opening which has people arrive to watch the filming of the show. Thrill to the soundstage which brought so much hilarity. William Frawley gets to be himself as he waves to the audience. “Lucy Goes to Scotland” is a colorized episode that looks like they had broken out the Technicolor cameras on the set. Using color film shot behind the scenes that day, the hue artists get it right. The crazy redhead really does have red hair as she dreams of visiting the town. There are clips of the show winning the Emmy. Desi Arnaz takes time to point out that there needs to be awards for the writers at the Emmys. What a class act of a guy. It is nice to have this on the shelf so I no longer fight the impulse to buy the Complete Series.

Tales From The Darkside: The Third Season gives us more bumps in the night from executive producer George Romero (Night of the Living Dead). This was a syndicated series that aired in the mid-80s on Saturday night along with Friday 13th: The Series. Tales was a horror anthology with plenty of familiar faces to get spooked. “The Geezenstacks” gives us Larry Pine and a haunted dollhouse. “The Milkman Cometh” has Robert Forster and Seymour Cassel getting wishes fulfilled by the guy from the dairy. “My Ghostwriter – The Vampire” reminds us of when Jeff Conaway wasn’t a near vegetable on VH1 Rehab shows. “Everybody Needs a Little Love” is an early version of Lars and the Real Girl with Jerry Orbach (Dirty Dancing). There’s 22 episodes with enough queasy chills and jolts to keep you up past midnight. Let’s start the rumor that the fourth (and final season) will be out before Halloween.

Penn & Teller Bullshit: The Seventh Season is investigative journalism from the infamous magic act that aired on Showtime. The duo know how to do a cable news show since their special reports often feature nudity. The topics are conversation worthy. “Videogames” has them give a gun to a child who likes shooter games. Does he have the will to kill? “Orgasms” questions folks who claim they can make you rock it like a porn star. How much are people willing to pay to pop? “Apocalypse” debunks the whole 2012 end of the world business. Does this mean I’ll have to pay for my living room? “Organic Foods” was not sponsored by Whole Foods. “Lawns” delves into people who go nuts over their grass. What’s wrong with an astroturf front yard? Nine near-Freakonomically episodes are spread over 2 DVDs. Why aren’t these episodes rerun on Comedy Central after Colbert?

SWEDE ROCK

If you only can attend one rock festival this summer, let it be Sweden Rock Festival. This is the only place I know that dares to book the ultimate line up including Guns N’ Roses, Slayer, Danzig, Aldo Nova and Rick Springfield. Imagine how cool it would be to be partying backstage with Axl, Aldo, Danzig and Rick. The festival is from July 9-12 in Solvesborg. Hopefully that Icelandic volcano won’t kill the fun. Anvil is part of the show. Maybe they can make another film about them hanging with Aldo and Rick. Axl will just kick their ass for pointing a camera at him. You can get more info at www.swedenrock.com.

COMING SOON

James Cameron Plants a Tree in 3-D. Adjust your red and blue flames accordingly.

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April 26, 2010

TV Or Not TV: 4/26 – 5/2

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When I first heard of the new ABC creepy-mystery-drama show I was hopeful just based on the cast. SAM NEILL, AMY ACKER, FRANCES CONROY and STEVEN WEBER are probably the most noteable and all have done great projects in the passed. NEILL’s performance definitely stands out but after watching this first episode I suppose I should add “confusing” to my hyphenated description of the show above.

HAPPY TOWN is the nickname of Haplin, Minnesota where the show takes place. It’s a picturesque small town where everyone is civil, friendly and the town has no crime. The local bread factory employs over 10% of the townsfolk and give the town itself the scent of down home goodness. All of this, however, is simply window dressing on the surface. Wipe away the facade and you start to delve into a world that quickly confused me and required me to go back and view things again because I thought I must be getting set up with things I’m supposed to remember later.

If you sit down to watch this first episode as well you will quickly become familiar with each of the key players in town. How do I know this? The main reason is the excessive exposition that each character gives when introduced to town newcomer HENLEY BOONE who has come to town to open a candle shop. This gives her the unfortunate job of being our proxy and having to meet each of these individuals that fall short of giving their complete biography.

As the show progresses the confusion sets in. SAM NEILL lives in a boardinghouse where the third floor is off limits. The commercials elude to the town boogeyman which they have named THE MAGIC MAN who was responsible for citizens of the town dissapearing five yeras earlier, who may be returning. The town sheriff keeps mumbling the name CHLOE to himself. Where is all of this going?

The biggest mystery of all for me is the fact that this first season of the show only has an 8 episode run. This in itself is an unusual number in television. It either speaks well of the show or bad of the executives at ABC that the first run was given an initial order greater than the standard 6. Regardless I’m sure ABC is hoping for a hit since, based on recent ratings, the network hasn’t found the heir to the LOST throne in either FLASHFORWARD or V. Either way it’s only 8 episodes, so I say based on this the show is at least worth checking out.

HAPPY TOWN has it’s premiere at 10 PM this Wednesday, April 28th, on ABC.

Now let’s look at what else the week holds.

MONDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: Sarah and CHUCK take on a bunch of baddies while taking a train ride through Europe. The best part? Morgan is teamed up with Casey to try and find the two love birds. Expect lots of Casey grunting.

TLC – 8:00 PM: Matt appoints himself the manager of Zach‘s World Dwarf Games soccer team and a disagreement over sponsorship may jeopardize Amy‘s position as a Dwarf Athletic Association board member on LITTLE PEOPLE, BIG WORLD. It just goes to show that no matter what the sport politics always comes in to play.

DISC – 8:00 PM: If nothing else interests you on a Monday nigth how about three hours of MYTHBUSTERS? At least something really gets blown up, right?

The CW – 9:00 PM: I don’t normally watch GOSSIP GIRL but tonight has special guest William Baldwin on so I figured it was worth noting. Carry on.

TUESDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: Pop quiz hot shot: you have six contestants left on AMERICAN IDOL who are being mentored by Shania Twain and then have to perform her music. Most of America can’t name six of her hits. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? (I’m hoping Big Mike sings Man! I Feel Like a Woman!). All kidding aside I wonder if Bowersox can actually find a tune to click with this week?

ABC – 8:00 PM: I’ve never watched on day of DANCING WITH THE STARS but with the results show tonight the contestants have a swing dance competion. As a fan of Big Bad VodDoo Daddy I wouldn’t mind hearing and seeing some good swing.

NBC – 8:00 PM: Yes my usual mentioning of THE BIGGEST LOSER is almost obligatory at this point because regardless of what they make the contestants do it’s still so gripping to see what they go through.

FOX – 9:00 PM: GLEE already had me at Kurt trying to fix up his dad with Finn‘s mom, but add to the mix the return of KRISTIN CHENOWITH? I’ll be glued to my seat. I still have to wonder though how these other kids in the school never get annoyed by the GLEE member singing all over the halls. If it was my high school I’d have been beat down within minutes.

MTV – 10:00 PM: I don’t watch THE HILLS but the title of the final season’s premiere tonight is titled Put On a Happy Face, which is exactly what Heidi‘s plastic surgeon did for her. Now the only way to get her mouth to frown is to make her do a head stand.

WEDNESDAY

ABC – 9:00 PM: If you were amazed during the holiday season to only see the top of Fred Willard‘s head on MODERN FAMILY and were craving more than your pay off is tonight as Phil‘s dad drops in for a visit.

FOX – 8:00 PM: OK, I made fun of AMERICAN IDOL too soon. Turns out the stunt casting of mentor Shania Twain was to try to suck in all of the New Country fans out there. Furthering the movement? Lady Antebellum and Rascal Flatts perform on tonight’s results show. Very tricky IDOL. Very tricky indeed.

ABC – 10:00 PM: Yeah, remember up top where I spetn quite a few paragraphs talking about HAPPY TOWN? Here it is.

NBC – 10:00 PM: Can someone tell me how I had no idea that Sharon Stone was starting a four week special guest-star stint on LAW & ORDER: SVU?

THURSDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: All is right in the universe again as we get all new episode of COMMUNITY, PARKS AND RECREATION, THE OFFICE and special guest star Will Forte on tonigth’s episode of 30 ROCK.

CBS – 8:00 PM: Two swing votes hang in the balance at tribal council on tonight’s SURVIVOR: HEROES VS. VILLAINS.

FRIDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: The final installment of WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? has Spike Lee looking deeper into his family history.

The CW – 8:00 PM: Anytime SMALLVILLE has an episode title like Sacrifice you just have to worry a little bit if everyone is going to come out alive by the episode end.

CBS – 9:00 PM: Allison has a high-tech alarm installed after a neighbor his killed and she thinks the alarm may be communicating with her daughter Marie. Is this MEDIUM or a precursor to SKYNET?

SATURDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: I only mention tonight’s airing of MEET THE FOCKERS because I always get a kick out of saying that Barbara Streisand is a real Mother Focker.

BBCA – 9:00 PM: The really brilliant part of tonight’s DOCTOR WHO is Ian McNeice as Winston Churchill. The bit about that enemy from the Doctor‘s past wasn’t the best for me but it was still good TV all around. If nothing else the previews for next week’s episode The Time of Angels are a good reason to see it through.

ABC FAMILY – 10:00 PM: Seriously, can someone please tell me how BILLY MADISON has any business being shown on a channel touting family values? I know, it’s not a puritan network or anything but still!

SUNDAY

FOX – 9:00 PM: Remember back in the sitcom days of old where the main characters would get stuck in a locked basement/office/meat locker and then they’d talk about all the fun times (and we’d see all the old clips)? Tonight FAMILY GUY does that with Brian and Stewie in a bank vault.

ABC – 9:00 PM: Torchwood fans will be happy to know that they get more John Barrowman on tonight’s DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES as we see him finally catch up with Angie. Oh yeah, Lynette invited a psychopath to live with her, I’m sure that will play out well this week.

DISNEY – 9:00 PM: I don’t know what it is about MEET THE ROBINSONS that makes it one of my preferred of the Disney CGI films but if your kids are up late they may enjoy this one too.

A&E – 9:30 PM: If you’re like me you’ve always wondered what it would be like to see Gene Simmons in a bayou, right? If so than GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS seeks to fill our minds with wonder (and blatanlty scripted reality).

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Stan Lee

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Joel Hodgson

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In this episode, I have a chat with the creator of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 (and one-fifth of Cinematic Titanic team), Joel Hodgson….

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Joe Randazzo

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In this episode, I have a chat with the Editor of THE ONION, Joe Randazzo

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April 24, 2010

Weekend Shopping Guide 4/23/10: Big Blue Bridges

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

It’s slow and steady, but as a character piece about a broken down country star living on dive bar and bowling alley gigs who finds a shot at redemption both personally and professionally, Crazy Heart (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is a tour de force for Jeff Bridges. I’ve always dug Bridges, and he certainly deserved the Oscar for this turn. Bonus materials include a featurette, deleted scenes, and alternate music cuts.

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With the Freeloader Pico Solar Charger ($39.99), you’ll be hard pressed to get caught out without at least some ability to recharge your oh-so-important gadgets on the go, as the sun is your is all you need to build up a back-up, and the Freeloader can then be unloaded whenever you need it.

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Stripped of its lush, immersive, big screen 3-D and viewed on a much smaller, decidedly 2-D home TV screen, Avatar (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) becomes what it always was – an overblown, awkward, cinematic equivalent, in blue, of purple prose sci-fi. Sometimes, films are really about the gimmick. Even though it’s in 2-D, though, the transfer is crystal clear, and you’d better enjoy it, because there’s absolutely no bonus features whatsoever in this release, so you can be sure a deluxe special edition will be available for the holidays.

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For all of the waiting and hoping, Peter Jackson’s adaptation of The Lovely Bones (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$48.99 SRP) turns out to be a mostly forgettable affair that has more in common with the turgid What Dreams May Come than I would have liked. In brief, the story is about a murdered 14-year-old girl caught in a limbo between life and death, who must help her family catch her killer and protect her family before she can move on. The really interesting thing about the 2-disc set, though, is the hours of diary segments included…Though it should come as no surprise, considering Jackson’s massive Rings and Kong sets.

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I’m become a bit tired of him as an actor, but it’s in rewatching a film like The Basketball Diaries (Palm, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP) that I’m reminded just what a powerful actor the young Leonardo DiCaprio was. This new edition is lacking in any bonus features, but the picture and sound are certainly the best they’ve been.

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Similar to their recent attempt to present a younger, hipper version of Robin Hood to simpletons with a short attention span, the BBC tackled the legend of Merlin (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) by giving us a young wizard newly arrived in Camelot, still learning his way, who finds himself at odds with the young heir to the kingdom, a chap named Arthur. Did you see that coming? The 5-disc first season set contains all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, video diaries, and a gallery.

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Slowly but surely, we’re catching up on the releases of Gordon Ramsay’s excellent cooking show, The F Word (BFS, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The fourth series brings us a whole new crop of celebrity guests, celebrity cook-offs, remote ingredient locales, and much more. The 4-disc set contains all 12 episodes.

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Journey back to the crazy days of local television genre hosts – from kiddie to horror programming – via the documentary Every Other Day Is Halloween (Brink DVD, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP), which examines the life of TV personality Dick Dyszel, whose host creations still inspire those who watched him decades ago. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, extended/deleted scenes, the AFI world premiere, and even a limited edition Channel 20 Club Car reproduction.

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As both Dallas and Dynasty wind down their DVD releases, it was only a matter of time before we got Falcon Crest (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The 4-disc set contains all 18 first season episodes of northern California winery-based drama.

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I was never a fan of the show, but it had enough of a fan base to last quite a few seasons, and those fans are surely the target audience of The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), which takes the animated raunch of the television version and cranks it up to unrated territory. Bonus materials include featurettes, confessionals, and more.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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April 23, 2010

Contest Round-Up: 2010-04-23

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Scholastic Books, we’re giving one (1) grand prize winner a HARRY POTTER PAPERBACK BOX SET and a $50 VISA Cash Card. One (1) runner-up will win a HARRY POTTER PAPERBACK BOX SET.

THE REAL MAGIC OF HARRY POTTER giveaway!

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In conjunction with Scholastic Books, we’re giving one (1) grand prize winner a HARRY POTTER PAPERBACK BOX SET and a $50 VISA Cash Card. One (1) runner-up will win a HARRY POTTER PAPERBACK BOX SET.

Read the fastest selling book of all time and experience the adventure from the beginning!. Enter to win the complete Harry Potter box set in paperback! And don’t forget to check out Scholastic’s national sweepstakes. They are giving away 4 family trips to Universal Orlando Resort’s The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, which opens June 18th! You can enter the national sweepstakes HERE.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 12th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 12th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #144: Guess Who Two

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #144: Guess Who Two – Ken & Dana return to resolve last week’s cliffhanger, which really wasn’t much of a cliffhanger, and is probably something that you’ve resolved anyway. If you even cared to. Still, here we are.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Trailer Park: TOY STORY 3, WHY WE LAUGH: BLACK COMEDIANS ON BLACK COMEDY, & The Phoenix Film Festival

By Christopher Stipp

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Toy Story 3 Footage Preview

toystory3_poster_8So, I was able to see the first 70 minutes of Toy Story 3 this week.

Watching the movie begin, hearing the reactions of the college students who literally grew up with this franchise, I was worried something wasn’t going to be right. That there was going to be something there on the screen I could no longer identify with a decade after Toy Story 2 debuted in the theaters. I was shocked that it’s been fifteen years since the first installment came out, the number 95 pasted on the runaway train in the opening sequence feeling like a tender callback to that time.

I was worried, fraught with nervousness that somehow I made the wrong choice in finding my old college ID from, ironically enough, a decade ago in order to gain admittance to a “Cliffhanger” screening that was only going to show 70 of, ostensibly, a 90 minute movie. As the film, played out, though, I found more and more to love about a series that always stood for something more than just a movie about some toys. These were indelible characters imbued with a humanity that so many animated films simply failed to replicate. Buzz and Woody were more than just playthings. They were individuals who had emotions like you or I, not giving a thought to the fact they are toys and aren’t humans at all.

Toy Story 3 makes you realize that this is alpha and omega of animated films because it makes you believe, with deceptive ease, that these machinations of a computer can truly move you. It was almost overwhelming when it hits you, that your friends were back in all their glory, never missing a beat.

Some have asked why see a movie all the way to the 70 minute mark only to be denied the 20+ minutes left in the film. I know it doesn’t make much sense but when you’ve waited for ten years to see these characters that will never age, and realizing they’ve actually matured in the time since Jesse and Bullseye joined the crew, consuming 3/4ths of the film means that there is still a 1/4 of the movie I still have yet to enjoy. I can savor the delight that was Michael Keaton’s Ken, a true scene stealer. I can anticipate that there is far more to enjoy about Lots-O’-Huggin’ Bear. I know there will be a true moment of sadness still to come when Andy’s departure to college is finally dealt with. And I know that at least one of the characters, unfortunately, will stop speaking Spanish. (Such a fun part of this movie).

I wanted to be able and talk like a fan, not a critic, of a movie that I genuinely enjoy by not spoiling any of the nuances that this movie strives to give those who have been fans of these movies for so long. I want to be able and talk about all those things that really pull at your heart, to say exactly why Jeff Garlin was an inspired choice for Buttercup, but it’s not my place to spoil anyone’s fun who has been waiting for a decade to see them all together again. I think my purpose here is to be one person to say that everything you hope this movie is, it is. I can’t wait to buy the soundtrack, to feverishly anticipate buying the Blu-ray when it comes out, to taking my kids to see it a few times on the big screen. It’s just that good. There are enough callbacks to the previous films to make it a great time for those who’ve seen the last two, enough “adult” jokes to make it fun for those of us who are harangued into seeing shoddily make kids films from studios who don’t care about being in touch with every member of the audience, and certainly enough emotion in the way the movie makes you care about each and every one of these toys. Especially when a tortilla has to step in for Mr. Potato Head, classic.

The toys are definitely back and I cannot wait for June 18th. For me, and for my family. It’s hard not to spill about every little detail about what I saw but it was glorious, fantastic fun.

About the movie:

The creators of the beloved “Toy Story” films re-open the toy box and bring moviegoers back to the delightful world of Woody, Buzz and our favorite gang of toy characters in TOY STORY 3. Woody and Buzz had accepted that their owner Andy would grow up someday, but what happens when that day arrives? In the third installment, Andy is preparing to depart for college, leaving his loyal toys troubled about their uncertain future.

Why We Laugh: Black Comedians on Black Comedy – DVD Review

why-we-laugh-dvd-sWhen I was in my formative years as a youth I gravitated to comedians like Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, eating up movies like I’m Gonna Git You Sucka, and, eventually, the whole Wayans clan in In Living Color. I never gave thought to the provenance of the black comedic experience in America. Either out of ignorance or sheer stupidity I never recognized the nuance of how comedy evolved within the black community and its rather tumultuous origins.

In the new Robert Townsend documentary, a film that played at Sundance last year to much acclaim, Why We Laugh: Black Comedians on Black Comedy is a powerful document to pour over and experience. In understanding how we ended up with Chris Rock, Townsend takes people on a journey that not only starts with minstrel shows and performers like Stepin Fetchit but the documentary excels in explaining the context of black performers who not only played roles that seem to sublimate the feelings of a people who were being marginalized but only appearing as fops, nitwits. The hideousness of blackface isn’t just written off as a practice that can be dismissed but, rather, comedians like Dick Gregory explain why performers did what they had to do and, in fact, some were being compensated well for their complicity.

It doesn’t make the practice any less vile but the documentary takes the viewer down a well-reasoned path of those things which people have enjoyed but may have never thought to ponder. The struggles that the black community had to overcome, the civil rights era sparking a nationwide fire that rankled many people’s conventions, was expressed in the comedy that was being produced on stage. Again, it was comedians like Dick Gregory who channeled that and trans-morphed it into something that sharp, funny, and piercing. As the modern touchstones of comedy that many in my demo would know right away, Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby, Chris Rock, it was Foxx and Cosby who would be the ones to not only transcend the racial barriers we had erected but were the ones to pull in the white audience into their collective experience. This documentary explains how it was more than just comedy to these performers. Some, as Townsend has said, only took the use of bad language and lacked the ability to incorporate social commentary but the movie is careful to pick apart these nuances in a way that shows each comedian for what they were able to accomplish.

The interviews with the performers could not have been more of a delight as you not only get professorial opinions on the impact these people had to a community needing some kind of release but you get men and women who are usually only known for their outrageous behavior to just slow down for a moment and be real. Realness doesn’t stop with explaining why white people responded so well to Bill Cosby as one of the more introspective moments comes when talking about what Dave Chappelle did when he walked away from millions upon millions. The documentary is worth the price alone for listening to an explanation that is thoughtful, considerate, and wholly honest with regard to its implications.

Where does black comedy go from here? If this documentary is to be believed it simply needs to keep doing what it has for over a century: be a voice to a community that needs to laugh. To make all of us laugh at a system that was once unjust and unwilling to accept the greatness that were these comedians who only happen, by function of birth, to be black.

Why We Laugh will be available on April 27th.

More about the DVD:

“Why We Laugh” tracks the evolution of black comedy from the character of Stepin Fetchit and minstrels in blackface to the politically tinged humor of Dick Gregory, and from the television success of Good Times and The Jeffersons to the big-screen accomplishments of stars such as Eddie Murphy and Whoopi Goldberg. The film also turns a perceptive eye on the controversial career decision of Dave Chappelle and the implications of corporate efforts to capitalize on the massive success of Russell Simmons’s Def Comedy Jam and Spike Lee’s The Original Kings of Comedy.

“‘Why We Laugh’ is a major historical contribution to American culture,” said Codeblack executive vice-president Quincy Newell. “This film is a tribute to the way one courageous person with a microphone can change history.”

Newell produced the documentary which he co-wrote with John Long. The film is based on the book “Black Comedians on Black Comedy: How African-Americans Taught Us to Laugh,” by Darryl J. Littleton. Codeblack’s Clanagan, Richard Foos, and Littleton. Codeblack’s Clanagan, Richard Foos, and Littleton are executive producers on the project.

Director Townsend has been at the forefront of black cinema for 30 years and received a Career Achievement Award from the American Black Film Festival in 2002.

The 10th Annual Phoenix Film Festival By Ray Schillaci

pff_logoFanfare please, for fun, excitement and a near technically flawless anniversary of PFF. Also, to the undaunted filmmakers who continue to provide a vision free of homogenized entertainment to a ravenously hungry public that is in desperate need of something more mature than CGI animals, flat comedies and pandering “movie-of-the-week” dramas that make their way to the big screen via inane studio deals. Now for the naysayers; yes, there were a few blips on the radar of technical difficulties, but compared to so many other film festivals PFF sparkled on their 10th anniversary.

The parties were an energetic blast with a celebration of 80’s bands and a delirious disco night. The seminars and workshops proved both entertaining and informative while the Kid’s Day gave a glimpse of the limelight to the wide-eyed 5-12 year-old set. Aside from the independent fare higher profile films also graced the screens. Remarkable and touching performances from Martin Landau and Ellen Burstyn in the Arizona Premier of “Lovely, Still” played to packed houses. Audiences were also treated to George Gallo’s (Midnight Run, Bad Boys) “Middle Men” the new Joseph Fiennes drama “Against the Current” and the 2010 Sundance Selection “Mother and Child” with the impressive cast line up including Samuel L. Jackson. But the biggest enjoyable Easter egg to pop up was “Cyrus” starring John C Reilly, Marisa Tomie and Jonah Hill. I promised the studio no review until opening day. All I’ll say, you”˜ll have to salivate while you wait!

Most independent brethren met with enthusiastic audiences and the hopes of getting seen in other markets. In my humble opinion; two stand outs delivered the goods with enjoyable performances and engaging stories that were executed in a very creative way. These films might not have won the accolades at the festival, but they certainly provided big laughs and a good time for all. Todd Berger’s “The Scenesters” takes a comic jab at “reality” shoots that is usually reserved for horror and succeeds tremendously while the co-creative team of “Hoodwinked” presented their brand of off-the-wall humor and applied it to a very funny road trip with “Jeffie Was Here”. Both films have the luck of an extremely talented cast and crew, but “Jeffie”¦” has a slight edge with a brilliantly comic timed performance by Peter Bedgood.

jeffie20was20here20posterIn “Jeffie Was Here” Bedgood plays Alan who has his hands full with a thankless low-paying professor job, an over-sexed teacher’s assistant, a long-suffering girlfriend, unrelenting writer’s block and a pending road trip that needs funding. Enter Jeffie, the last person one would ask to share the ride with. He’s part wannabe musician, guru, tree-hugger and general pest. But Alan has his reasons for accepting his application and the results are priceless. Bedgood brings a fine mix of frustration/sorrow/regret and hilarity that has not been seen since the early days of Jack Lemmon. There have been comparisons to Tom Hanks, but I believe Peter Bedgood as Alan gives a far more sympathetic/pathetic performance than he’s been credited for. Also, Bedgood’s chemistry works amazingly well with the other performers. He could have been the center of attention, but instead he plays with his fellow thespians so well that nearly everyone’s performance shines brighter.

Of course, the performances have to also be credited to the talents of director Todd Edwards who does double duty as Jeffie. Edwards’s direction at times is ingeniously daffy. From Alan’s living quarters to a tough man contest at a child’s birthday party in the barrio, it’s oddball humor that comes out of left field and hits a homerun with its audience. “Jeffie”¦” is not a throw-it-all-on-the-wall comedy and see what sticks. It’s a well calculated mature piece that has some adults acting like the children they have inside of them. I also have to mention Edwards’s very capable soundtrack that had me humming long after the movie was over.

Aside from Peter Bedgood other notables are Alexis Rabin as Amanda in a wonderful heartfelt performance and an all too brief comic burst from Vanessa Ragland. Ragland’s eccentric Chastity (the teacher’s assistant) reminds one of a young Shirley MacLaine with a touch of Sandra Bernhard. She manages to be abrasive and engaging all at once. Speaking of abrasive, Cristine Rose (NBC’s Heroes) delivers a wonderful comic turn as Alan’s mother.

still07-bedgood-jeffiewashereThen there is the character of the title, Jeffie. Director, Todd Edwards plays him with glee; annoying, scheming with a dash of bizarre innocence that keeps us guessing what is next on his agenda or does he even have one. If I had one criticism it would be the lack of an edge on the character of Jeffie’s part. If there was the slightest bit of danger that he exuded, the film could have set it itself up as a classic. After all, Jeffie holds all the cards. But perhaps the filmmakers did not want to take that chance with the possibility of alienating some of their audience. As it stands; “Jeffie”¦” has mass appeal.

“Jeffie Was Here” provides unusual situations with laughs and a thought-provoking, satisfying ending that hearkens back to the comedies of the 70s and early 80s. At that time writers/directors like Paul Mazursky and Paul Bartel were not just looking for basic toilet humor, they demanded the audience to think as well as laugh. Writers Todd Edwards and Peter Bedgood accomplish that right mix of pathos and fun delivering a road trip that one looks forward to taking again.

Word-of-mouth was already making its way through the festival with nearly every screening of “The Scenesters” providing packed houses. Smart, smug and clever as hell Todd Berger takes the unusual route of creating a very funny comedy by way of crime scene footage. What successful horror films have been able to accomplish on a micro-budget under the guise of “found footage” (Blair Witch Project, Paranormal Activity), Berger traverses the unstable route of comedy and creates a funky free-for-all of comic twists and turns.

cu_knife003_scenestersartFrom the very beginning we are treated to a couple of low budget filmmakers seeking out their break and accidently discovering a new way of making money and possibly getting creative in the long run if they manage to manipulate their subject matter as crime scene videographers. Director Todd Berger and Producer Jeff Grace play the indomitable duo with all the fixings of a great comedy team. The chemistry is hilarious and lends a goofiness that is unwelcome in the serious public servant world making the film funnier than we expected. Berger uses a courtroom as his device to tell the story where he is challenged by notable guest stars Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks) as the D.A. and director John Landis as a judge. How bizarre is that?

With all the comical vignettes strung together through the courtroom one would think the film would leave the audience with a disjointed feeling. But Berger accomplishes a seamless story that more than satisfies the viewer. The acting is all too real and the situations regarding the search for a serial killer are quirky and at times uncomfortably funny. In fact, big laughs are found in this wacky take on surveillance tapes, news reports and documentary footage almost having you lose track of who’s doing what to who and how.

Accompanying all the hilarity is a righteous soundtrack which makes one wonder, how the heck did these guys afford it. But nothing seems to have stopped director Berger and his cast and crew, not even budget constraints. These filmmakers are as undaunted as the characters they play. They obviously went to some very creative means to get what they wanted and deliver a film that has their ingenious mark on it. This is not a standard comedy; instead it’s a hip look into a new comic mind that has something to say and prove. I encourage everyone to take the challenge and enjoy the show.

April 22, 2010

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Al Campbell

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, Ken Plume has a chat with the Screenwipe/Newswipe/Gameswipe, Happy Finish, and Funny Or Die director, Al Campbell

Hope you enjoy…

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April 21, 2010

Bagged & Boarded 53: Mona Lisa Two: Da Vinci’s Revenge

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #53: Mona Lisa Two: Da Vinci’s Revenge – In which Matt and Jesse discuss the concept of art in videogames, chat about famous screenwriters, and generally shout about what they think of the upcoming slate of Superhero films. Warning: The podcast contains hazardous materials that may cause euphoria (and leakage).

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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April 20, 2010

TV Or Not TV: 4/19 – 4/25

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Wow, what a week of TV we had.

Welcome one and all to another bleak week of television!

Every year I look at what my television viewings are this year and every time I”m a little bit at a loss for words.  At first I’m flabbergasted, then miffed, and finally I come to accept the schedule for what it is because I realize it’s that awkward period between the Nielsen ratings sweeps period. This particular lull is the one that falls right before the big sweeps period that pretty well dictates what the networks can charge for the advanced advertising sales on their shows for the upcoming fall season. Right now we’re one the precipice of that period.

This is also a very painful period for me to write about television but it isn’t completely because of the lull. There’s not a lot of television that I’m really interested in watching currently. I’m sure part of the problem has been my fascination with getting caught up on the revival of DOCTOR WHO. This obsession, thankfully, is nearing an end thanks to my being well into the fourth series of the show and I’m about to move on to the specials that lead up to DAVID TENNANT’s leaving of the title roll.

Speaking of the good DOCTOR now that the US premiere of the latest iteration of DOCTOR WHO has aired on BBC AMERICA I’m more free to talk about my likes and dislikes about the episode, of which there are many more of the former over the latter.

I’d like to start by getting my complaint out of the way. The only thing I truly didn’t enjoy about this episode was the very opening of it as the TARDIS is hurtling through the skies of London and leading the DOCTOR to his next adventure. It was a bit on the slapstick side for me and it is the only part of the episode that just didn’t seem to fit in for me. I’d much rather have had a cold opening of young AMELIA POND praying to SANTA to take the crack out of her wall. There, I’ve said my piece on that. Let’s move on.

The tone and humor in the new episode is something that I’ve thoroughly enjoyed upon multiple viewings. This new DOCTOR, acted by MATT SMITH, has a very kinetic cadence that plays well both verbally and physically. I had no problem at all accepting that he is now the DOCTOR and for that I think MR. SMITH should be commended. He understands the big shoes that the roll itself has and he fills them well.

Another aspect that I really like about this new series is that in choosing his new companion the DOCTOR isn’t simply plucking someone out of their ordinary life into extraordinary circumstances. We meet AMELIA POND, or AMY as she is later known in the episode, in a manner reminiscent of new head writer STEPHEN MOFFAT’s series 2 episode THE GIRL IN THE FIREPLACE (yes, I know, I’ve covered this a bit before). AMELIA meets the DOCTOR at an early age and his presence has a very big impact on the young girl. TARDIS instability makes the DOCTOR’s promised five minute trip into 12 years and we can tell, after we have our bearings on who is who, that AMY has gone through a lot to cope with her first occurrence of the DOCTOR. Unlike other companions, however, she’s also had elements of this alien life around her for the greater part of her life as PRISONER ZERO hid in a room within her own home. She hasn’t just been exposed to greater universe, she’s been thrust into it for quite some time and the impact it has had runs deep.

After multiple viewing I also have to question what direction the relationship between this DOCTOR and his companion will go. AMY has been obsessed with the DOCTOR for quite some time. She’s drawns cartoons of him, she’s made dolls of him and in a weird move  she’s even made her “sort of” boyfriend RORY dress up as the DOCTOR (although we don’t know when she’s done this, so maybe it’s just innocent). She’s spent the better part of her life trying to fill the void that the DOCTOR left in her after disappearing on her. Is she seeking to regain the father figure she feels she finally got back with his appearance or does it run deeper than that? Only future episodes can tell us.

As I also mentioned before the episode features foreshadowing of bigger things to come. PRISONER ZERO tells the DOCTOR:

The cracks in the skin of the universe ““ don’t you know where they came from? You don’t, do you? The Doctor in the TARDIS doesn’t know. The universe is cracked. The Pandorica will open. Silence will fall.“

After now seeing the first three episodes of the season the cracks have continued so rest assured this wasn’t just babble placed in to confuse you. Keep an eye out for clues as to what whatever the PANDORICA is. I admit that subtle story-arc elements like this are what swept me up in the series so it’s nice to see them continue.

FEELING GLEE-FUL?

This last week the other powerhouse of FOX television returned on Tuesday at a special time in the form of GLEE. I was curious about where this episode was going to go since the 13th episode did such a good job as a coda for the season. Rivalries had played out, stories has seemed to come to completion, and there was hope for the future. Where would the show go?

Since the show has another 9 hours to fill you just know that they had to tear apart a bit of what they had put together. RACHEL did a great job of smothering FINN to the point where he was easily lead away, WILL SCHUSTER jumped straight from a failed marriage to a relationship with EMMA that also has some early bumps to contend with, and of course SUE SYLVESTER returned with a vengeance in a plot line that was so ill-thought out that I’m surprised they used it. SUE slips a mickey into the principals drink and then takes pictures of herself with him in a cheap motel. Nothing happened and she states that he’ll have to let her return as the coach of the cheer squad to keep the photos from surfacing.  If you’ve got such powerful pictures why not just have him come up with a plausible reason to cancel the GLEE club you hate so much SUE? Oh yeah, then there would be no show. Never mind.

The musical numbers in the episode were good and I’m sure the show will once again build up steam after this bumpy restart. We’ve got lots of great guests to look forward to including NEIL PATRICK HARRIS  in an episode directed by JOSS WHEDON. Can’t wait for that one.

Well, since this is the second time within three weeks I’ve talked about DOCTOR WHO and I’ve already said too much about GLEE it’s probably best to move on to the other cracks in the universe which seem to have swallowed up just about anything that I really have an interesting in watching this week.

MONDAY

CBS – 8:00 PM: I’m sure TED almost looses his lunch when his Mom gets a bit bold with her public displays of affection to her fiance on tonight’s HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER.

FOX – 9:00 PM: For the first time in 24 history JACK got some ‘action’ while on the clock. Too bad it didn’t end well for RENEE. Now JACK is going to go all MARTIN RIGGS on everyone, right?

ABC – 9:28 PM: ALYSSA MILANO returns to television in an ensemble show where she’s a single mom getting back on the dating scene. I have no idea how this is different from COUGAR TOWN so I guess I’ll have to watch with the rest of you to find out.

TUESDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: The contestants on THE BIGGEST LOSER get taken through a beach workout by  GABRIELLE REECE before one contestant gets some devastating news from home. If you’ve been an avid watcher I’m sure you know what it is.

FOX – 9:00 PM: Just when you thought GLEE couldn’t get any… well… GLEE-kier they dedicate an entire show to ‘The Power of Madonna.’ I wasn’t aware that controversy and bad decisions was a power. Oh well.

ABC – 9:00 PM: Honestly folks I am just as lost about LOST as you are. Only six more hours of the show left. Let’s just hang on and get through the rest of the ride, k?

WEDNESDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: The performance driven AMERICAN IDOL special IDOL GIVES BACK returns this year with 1 hour and fifty minutes of them asking for kindness and charity before 10 minutes of crushing the spirit and soul of a young hopeful as they tally the votes. Will a contestant get a reprieve like two years ago? You’ll have to watch to see (because I probably won’t).

ABC – 9:00 PM: Even though they are repeats an hour of MODERN FAMILY is still an hour of MODERN FAMILY, know what I’m sayin’?

THURSDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: JEFF, TROY, and a chicken finger shortage are central to the plot of tonight’s episode of COMMUNITY.

CBS – 8:00 PM: If you saw last week’s SURVIVOR: HEROES VS. VILLAINS than you saw some of the best reality TV to unfold in a long while. Seriously, wow.

NBC 8:30 PM: What’s better than an episode of 30 ROCK at 8:30? The fact that at 9:30 there’s another episode as well.

FRIDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? returns this week with actress SUSAN SARANDON. For once I won’t dig on this show just because of all she’s accomplished.

ABC – 9:00 PM: Does anyone know if tonight is the last episode of JAMIE OLIVER’S FOOD REVOLUTION? I’m too lazy to look up if it was just a six episode pick up or not.

STARZ – 10:00 PM: One of the STARZ originals that I really enjoyed for it’s simplicity is the show PARTY DOWN. MEGAN MULLALLY takes a break from singing about margarine to guest in the second season to take the place of JANE LYNCH and other than that it’s the same crew of catering hopefuls.

SATURDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: I’m sure after all of EDDI MURPHEY’s KLUMP action the producers of NORBIT were convinced they had a shoe in for a money maker on their hands. If you watch it for free tonight you’ll see why they were oh so painfully mistaken.

SYFY – 9:00 PM: No MOTHMAN has nothing to do with Godzilla. The West Virginian monster of myth some how comes back to get revenge on childhood friends who cover up an accidental murder (I hate it when those accidental murders happen). Too bad there’s not some better science fiction on tonight. Oh, wait….

BBC AMERICA – 9:00 PM: This week DOCTOR WHO lands on the STARSHIP UK as AMY POND gets her first real taste of traveling with the DOCTOR. If you missed the premiere last week you can catch it at 8:00 PM right before this airs.

SUNDAY

ABC – 9:00 PM: Tonight on DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES they go all retrospective on the FAIRFIELD STRANGLER complete with his own flashbacks! Nothing says entertainment like THIS IS YOUR LIFE for the neighborhood psychopath.

NBC – 9:00 PM: The teams on CELEBRITY APPRENTICE have to create celebrity workout classes at a fitness center. Too bad most of them have no idea what a celebrity would even do during a workout.

A&E – 9:30 PM: Some of the best completely staged incidents on GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS happen when NICK is involved and tonight he has to entertain the son of a potential client of his dads. I’m popping popcorn for this one.

April 19, 2010

Hands Down #4

Filed under: Comic Strips,Hands Down — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:47 pm

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Welcome to Hands Down, FRED’s own look into the world of the folks that frequent this sordid world of geekery. Follow Aaron, Brian and Colin (and a menagerie on the way) as they traverse the light fantastic or some such nonsense… What? It’s an online fortnightly comic strip, what kind of description did you expect?

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Written by Aaron Poole. Art by John Merker. Copyright 2010.

April 17, 2010

Weekend Shopping Guide 4/16/10: Basil Of Baker Street

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

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Often overlooked in favor of the The Little Mermaid, I’d say that the Disney animation renaissance began with the still-fun Great Mouse Detective (Disney, Rated G, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which gets a special edition but sadly no Blu-Ray. Still, if you’ve never seen this Victorian adventure of Basil of Baker Street, do so. Bonus features include a making-of featurette and a sing-along.

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I don’t know about you, but every once In awhile I remember to fear whatever creepy crawly organisms might be living in the bristles of my toothbrush. Or at least I used to fear them, before I got the Bacteria Assassin Ninja Toothbrush Sanitizer ($36.99), which is a nifty little sinktop device (made to look like a ninja) which uses UV light to kill all of those microscopic nasties. All you do is put the head of your toothbrush in, and then little it go to work.

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It’s a button-pusher to be sure – as all Richard Curtis films are – but I’ve got admit, I did like his love letter to the illegal, ship-based rock broadcasters of late-60’s Britain in Pirate Radio (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$36.98 SRP). The plot is really secondary to the performances of the stellar cast – including Bill Nighy, Rys Ifans, Nick Frost, Kenneth Branagh, Chris O’Dowd, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman – and the soundtrack. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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I’m not a terribly big fan of Ron Howard as a filmmaker, but the story of Apollo 13 (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) is still incredibly compelling – not the least of which because I’m a sucker for the space program. The new Blu-Ray edition is a worthy upgrade, as the visuals are still incredible for the time that the film was made, in the still formative days of CGI when practical effects still had a firm place in filmmaking. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, and behind-the-scenes & historical featurettes.

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They shine with a pale, pale light compared to the classic MGM short subjects, but if your kids absolutely have to have more cat & mouse adventures, then there’s Tom & Jerry Tales: The Complete First Season (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The 2-disc set contains all 13 episodes.

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Coming out of the theater with my 5-year-old nephew, I could tell that How To Train Your Dragon (available for PS3-$49.99 SRP, XBOX-$49.99 SRP, Wii-$49.99 SRP, & DS-$29.99 SRP), really sparked his imagination in the sort of a way that you know he could have walked right back in and seen it again. Well, lucky for my sanity, the video game tie-ins for the film are pretty darn fun across the board, combining both a story adventure and an instant gratification arcade ability to just control a pair of dragons waling on each other. As is usual with these releases, it’s available on every platform, and there no one that’s any more encouraged over the other (and even the DS edition is a hoot). Get at least one platform and have a blast.

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Put memories of Platinum Dunes blah remake out of your head with the high-definition arrival of the original Nightmare On Elm Street (New Line, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP), as you watch Freddy Krueger carve up his victims in sparkling detail. Bonus materials include a pair of commentaries, alternate endings, a trio of featurettes, alternate takes, and behind-the-scenes vignettes.

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Since selling off The Muppets, the Jim Henson Company has been chopping and packaging the material they have left for DVD releases. The Song Of The Cloud Forest (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$12.98 SRP) was originally featured in the short-lived Jim Henson Hour, but is combined here with episodes of Fraggle Rock and Animal Show with Stinky and Jake. Speaking of the latter, there’s also the 5-episode collection Animal Show with Stinky and Jake: Lions, Tigers & Bears (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$12.98 SRP).

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In one of the slowest turnarounds ever, you can now pick up the 2-disc special edition release of The Official Inaugural Celebration (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), containing the complete inauguration of President Obama, plus the concert celebration that followed.

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I’m so happy to live in a world where a documentary has been made that looks at the fascinating – and odd – world of ventriloquism, which is called “venting” by its practitioners. I’m No Dummy (Salient Media, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) looks at a trio of ventriloquists – Jay Johnson, Jeff Dunham, and Lynn Trefzger – and the history of the form.

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Let your impressionable children plunk themselves down in front of the 2-disc Bakugan Battle Brawlers: Chapter 1 (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), featuring another 13 episodes of flashy brawling action.

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Every thing you can imagine hits the fan when J.R. Ewing reaches the 13th season of Dallas (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) and Ewing Oil is brought to the brink of destruction. Just another day in Texas, right? The 3-disc set contains all 27 episodes, which sadly continue to be released on those damned flipper discs. Come on, Warners!

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Let your kids go on a bilingual jaunt around the world with Dora The Explorer: Explore The Earth! (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). The single-disc release contains 4 episodes, plus a pair of Moose & Zee shorts.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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April 16, 2010

Trailer Park: KICK-ASS Review

By Christopher Stipp

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The Basketball Diaries – Blu-ray Review

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I wouldn’t say it if I didn’t believe it but this is without question the best film Leonardo DiCaprio has ever done.

A story about the young life of Jim Carroll, the film is an abrasive, dark, evocative portrait that showcases DiCaprio as an actor that seamlessly blends into the background of a story that is nothing short of compelling. Now in Blu-ray this is a wonderful chance to revisit a movie that helped Leo be known as an actor to contend with but, I think, the real joy in re-watching this movie is its dealing with drug culture that wasn’t proselytizing in nature but exposed it for what it was.

There was no joy in addiction other than the satisfaction we get in seeing DiCaprio bang on the door of his mother’s home begging for money in order to score another fix. It’s a moment that is not only jolting but it still manages to get underneath your skin over a decade and a half later. It was years before Trainspotting peeled back the top layer of drug addiction and it was certainly long before Darren Aronofsky made the quintessential tale of the depraved depths that addiction will push you to. What’s more about this film is that the narrative blends fantasy and reality in a way that reflects Carroll’s poetic sensitivities. Looking at it now, the sequences showing DiCaprio finding strength in his writing, trying to exert a level of control and coolness to a life clearly out of control, are this film’s strength. This would be just another coming of age film, drugs being the only real stand-out, had there not been a blending in of Carroll’s perception.

I could not recommend checking out this classic any more than I am now, a movie starring a kid who was perfectly suited for a role of a lifetime. It’s that boyish look that prevents me from seeing him as anything but a young Jim Carroll who was bound by the demons that would never ever let him go.

About the film:

Based on the autobiographical journals of poet Jim Carroll, BASKETBALL DIARIES follows the descent of a Catholic high school student from star basketball player to drug addict. Jim (Leonardo DiCaprio) and his friends roam the streets of New York City as goof-offs, petty thieves, and junkies. Expelled from school for using drugs before a game, Jim is also thrown out of his house and takes up street hustling. A pre-superstardom DiCaprio gives a strong performance in this gritty and uncompromising look at being young and streetwise.

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Gael Garcia Bernal is an actor who blurs the line between what is supposed to be real and what is fiction. His delivery is so effortless and so smooth that you half wonder where he ends and where Leo, the protagonist of this film, begins. It’s almost like one of those singers who you swear is just speaking the lyrics, but, as Leo, Bernal embodies the role of a distant parent with a power that audiences need to see.

Left to wither in the multiplex the movie is now on video and it very easily could become the best movie you’ll see this month if people open themselves to a movie that deals with divergent plot lines in a story that never stagnates and is always moving. With a mom who is trying her best but isn’t trying hard enough in her personal life, to a nanny raising her kid who pines for the sons she left behind in the Philippines, and to a father who comes face to face with the very real problem of the sex trade you have a movie that won’t earn a place on any US Weekly Best Of lists for the ladies anytime soon.

Rather, this is a movie that demands your open mind as you watch a family in freefall on their way to a collision course when decisions, the right ones anyway, aren’t made. Michelle Williams shines just as brightly as Bernal but what’s shocking about this movie is that more people don’t know about it. Just as provocative as anything Michael Haneke has put out what’s special about filmmaker Lukas Moodysson’s vision is that, unlike Funny Games, there is a point here. Hopefully you see it by the time you make it to the end.

About the film:

Thanks to the Internet and cell phones, we live in a state of virtually complete, global connectedness ““ but in his latest film, writer-director Lukas Moodysson reveals that true human connection may be more fragile than ever.

Mammoth revolves around successful New York couple Leo (Gael Garcia Bernal) and Ellen (Michelle Williams). Leo is the creator of a booming website, and has stumbled into a world of money and big decisions. Ellen is a dedicated emergency surgeon who devotes her long shifts to saving lives. Their 8-year old daughter Jackie (Sophie Nyweide) spends most of her time with her Filipino nanny Gloria (Marife Necesito), a situation that is making Ellen start to question her priorities. When Leo travels to Thailand on business, he unwittingly sets off a chain of events that will have dramatic consequences for everyone.

MAMMOTH is the first English-language film from the award-winning Swedish director Lukas Moodysson

The Baader Meinhof Complex – DVD Review

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I’ll admit that I was intrigued by the lilting pronouncing of this movie’s title.

After getting past the superficiality, however, this movie is explosive in the way it deconstructs what it means to be agents of terror. It turns the black and white lines between terrorist and agent of meaningful change into shades of gray. Dealing with individuals operating in West Germany in the early part of the 1970s, those who were allowed the kinds of freedoms that their oppressed neighbors to the east were still dealing with, the movie looks at the group who saw American involvement in Vietnam and virtually every government movement as a step closer to what they saw as fascism. How could you not be sympathetic for those who were raised out of the ashes of World War II, the dead leader of their country responsible for millions of innocent lives lost, and were overly sensitive to prevent the very same thing from happening again.

The irony of this hyper vigilance, however, is that this group comes off the rails and employs the very same tactics they ostensibly eschewed as the basis for their very reason of being. The film takes a hard and difficult look at a group that had a great initial idea but who were consumed by their own paranoia and propaganda. It hopefully will find a new life on DVD where you can see how even those who are looking to create a peaceful society will turn to violence as a means to their ends.

The story is chilling but the film is a wonderful document to that period in time and place.

About the film:

In the early 1970s, West Germany began to see the foundations of its still-young postwar democracy shaken by a group of self-described Communists and urban guerrillas who called themselves the Red Army Faction. These children of the World War II generation lashed out at what they deemed to be the new face of fascism: American imperialism supported by the German establishment, many of whom had a Nazi past. Through a series of kidnappings, assassinations and bombings, the RAF ““ called the Baader-Meinhof Group in the media, after the names of two of its leaders ““ kept West Germany in a state of terror for years.

Director Uli Edel (“Last Exit to Brooklyn,” “The Mists of Avalon”) has adapted Der Spiegel Chief Editor Stefan Aust’s award-winning book about the group in THE BAADER MEINHOF COMPLEX, whose cast features many leading German stars: Moritz Bleibtrau (“Speed Racer,” “Munich”) as Andreas Baader, Martina Gedeck (“The Good Shepherd”) as Ulrich Meinhof, Johanna Wokalek (“North Face) as Gudrun Ensslin and Nadja Uhl (“What to Do in Case of Fire”) as Brigitte Monhaupt. Edel brings to life a group who, while claiming to want to create a more human society, employ inhuman means by which they not only spread terror and bloodshed, they also lose their own humanity. The man who understands them best is also their hunter: the head of the German police force, Horst Herold (Bruno Ganz, “Downfall,” “Wings of Desire”).

Acclaim for THE BAADER MEINHOF COMPLEX has been universal. “Electrifying” (The Austin Chronicle), “gripping” (The Washington Post) and “fascinating” (The Los Angeles Times) are just some of the critical superlatives bestowed on the film. Mick LaSalle of The San Francisco Chronicle said it’s “a rare epic that deserves every minute of its length.” The New York Times’ Manohla Dargis called it “a taut, unnerving, forcefully unromantic film.” The Times also listed it as Honorable Mention in its Top 10 movies of 2009.

Among its many industry accolades, THE BAADER MEINHOF COMPLEX was nominated for Best Foreign-Language Film at the Academy Awards, the Golden Globes and the BAFTA awards, and won the top prize at the Bavarian Film Awards.

The distinctive DVD/Blu-ray cover art is by Shepard Fairey, whose Barack Obama “Hope” poster has become an icon of our times.

Uncertainty – DVD Review

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I didn’t know what to make out of a film that had a clever idea: explore two different storylines and see both of them to their cinematic end.

While it initially sounds gimmicky, and it might have led people away from it when it came out last year, just see how Sliding Doors fared at the box office when you incorporate multiple “What If” scenarios into a movie, the end product makes for a genuinely good time in the secondary market. It’s the kind of film that was designed for DVD as it does deliver on the promise for a good night at home.

Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt ((500) Days of Summer) and Lynn Collins (Wolverine) the movie does play a game of “What if…” with the film’s protagonists as decisions drag them down two different paths, having us follow in its wake to see how these things turn out. The filmmaking gimmick works for me, though, as I was unsure whether it would when it was out in the theaters and actually kept me from looking into it further but I like that I had the chance to give it another opportunity because the result is two short stories, separated by only a coin toss that started all of this fuss in the first place.

It would be too much to explain what kind of wackiness ensues with both stories but the key here is that they are short stories and should be enjoyed as little vignettes that, by themselves, wouldn’t have made for much of a  film but, condensed, they are perfectly suited in a movie like this. From a found cell phone to a found dog there is no limit to the inventiveness, if not unbelievable, that screenwriters/directors Scott McGehee and David Siegel are able to infuse into the production of this movie.

On the whole, be it the dramatic yarn or the more thriller-ish story that has these kids running all around the film stacks up well against some of the ligher fare that has been passing for entertainment as of late. Put this one on your list and see if a little Sliding Doors 2.0 is right for you.

About the film:

Responsibility clashes with freedom as a young New York City couple experiences two decidedly different holidays in this drama from filmmaking duo David Siegel and Scott McGehee (SUTURE, THE DEEP END). It’s the Fourth of July, and Kate and Bobby are struggling to make a decision: do they stick with tradition and spend the weekend with Kate’s family, or do they set out on their own for a spontaneous adventure?

After making their initial decision, an alternate narrative emerges to show just what would have happened had they chosen to do otherwise. While the decision-making process may seem mundane, the implications of each choice are profound. Sure, a holiday with the family doesn’t seem nearly as exciting as an impromptu romantic trip, but that doesn’t mean it will be any less dramatic.

As the stories diverge and a “what if” scenario becomes reality, it soon becomes apparent how much one seemingly minor decision can ultimately affect the rest of our lives.

KICK-ASS – Review

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In effect, Kick-Ass, the latest from writer/director Matthew Vaughn, doesn’t suffer so much from a marginally interesting protagonist in Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson) who plays the titular superhero, taking on crime without powers of his own, it’s the story of how a father can devolve into pathos that is the real fuel to this film’s power. It’s certainly the most interesting story in this movie as the role of murderous vigilante is played with a kind of joie de vivre by Nicolas Cage as Big Daddy. Seeing him dispatching thugs and Mafioso types, each and every one oozing the uninspired sameness of archetypes that have been done better years before it’s become such a standard, Cage absolutely steals this movie away from Johnson as does Chloe Moretz who plays Hit-Girl and thankfully so. Moretz, in comparison, schools an ignorant and ostensibly innocent everyman who radiates nothing but a juvenile charm in the ways of street justice that are not only hilariously concocted but they drive the best parts of this film. Moretz and Cage: the real dynamic duo.

It’s not that Johnson doesn’t have a lot to do. When we come upon this small town  he’s not liked by many of his peers, where girls ignore his every advance, and where mugging a comic book nerd seems to be commonplace. There’s nothing really extraordinary about him and even the meager scraps we’re given about his life don’t add up to anything interesting. So, as the ridiculous blandness of his life becomes too much it all seems to coalesce into a teenage fantasy of wish fulfillment as he sets his thoughts and misguided ambitions into becoming a vigilante of justice. Armed with only a couple of night sticks and a green wetsuit we find he isn’t very good at becoming the defender of the law, he can’t even defend himself. The boy is pummeled, stabbed and hit by a speeding bus the first day into the job and is taken to the hospital after failing to administer a little street justice but what makes this movie fail to live up to the promise of showing what would really happen if a kid took matters into his own hands and fulfilled his superhero dreams is that the plebe was unmasked and identified by medical professionals who had to in order to help save his life. Thus making his secret identity moot. The story ought to have stopped there with him yet he is able to keep not only the ambulance technicians hush about this incident when he gets in the news for performing great acts of bravery, this information is somehow lost to the ephemera. It’s disingenuous and only slightly insulting to the other characters, Big Daddy and Hit Girl, who actually value their secrecy.

No matter, however, as it’s Cage and Moretz who provide a richer comic book tale that I only wish could have been delved into with greater detail. Detail only because you have a father/daughter relationship predicated on violence and the application of that violence in order to reach a certain end. Cage was once a decorated officer of the police department who is wrongly accused of a crime he didn’t commit, not anything real original about that, but, on his release, becomes something dark and sinister that knows no regard for the law he once served. And this is where the real thrill of Kick-Ass comes in. It’s in the application of the skills that Cage has passed down to his daughter without any regard to the insanity of doing such a thing, a 11 year-old girl delivering pain, death, and misery with a macabre sense of humor to those she murders that is the genuine thrill of this movie. Vaughn clearly loves this pair as the moments we share where these two are allowed to showcase their skills in well used slo-mo, and where Cage is able to stammer through his verbal cadence which has a delectable piquancy, are priceless.

Sure, we could talk about how Aaron Johnson uses his newly found glory as a masked super hero who takes to walking the streets to fight crime and launches a mania within the city for people to embrace this character with the kind of merchandising campaign usually reserved for Mickey Mouse but why bother? He’s a frustrated geek who wants more out of his existence and genuinely wants to effect change in his life and the lives of others who might have otherwise suffered at the hands of generic thugs committing petty crimes. It’s not a completely wasted storyline but it’s not the reason the right people will appreciate this film. It may be for Christopher Mintz-Plasse’s turn as Red Mist who is equal parts toadie and hilariously inept human being, reminding me a lot of Teddy Beckersted from One Crazy Summer, but he too becomes a perfunctory part of the story.

Again, it’s Cage’s efforts to get to mafia boss Frank D’Amico (played adequately by Mark Strong) which provide the best shotgun bang for your buck. It’s not Dave Lizewski who causes such a stir within the D’Amico organization, it is Big Daddy and Hit-Girl who are the catalysts for much of what makes this movie so thrilling to experience. When Daddy and Kick-Ass find themselves in a lurch with no way out it is the actions and exciting quick moves of Hit-Girl where the movie dynamically shifts from wondering whether Kick-Ass survives this chance encounter to the audience being concerned for the fate of Daddy. It is this sequence, awful digital squibs aside which plagues every moment when a weapon is used on another human being whether for effect or for economy, a distraction either way that you can’t help but noticing, that perfectly captures the essence of Vaughn’s vision. In this moment, I would assert, it’s not Kick-Ass that is of any concern to the viewer. The events that are set into motion after this help lead us to the film’s dénouement and lets us finally fully experience Hit-Girl doing what she does best.

As a rhetorical statement, where is Kick-Ass in all of this? Relegated to a final token moment and a half-assed, if you will, fist fight that succinctly shows that the real appeal is Moretz’ own development as a character and how she can come through the other side a changed person is the real draw. It’s fantastic, the action is vibrant, and there is a real sense of accomplishment in allowing the viewer to see how ordinary people react when put into extraordinary situations is far less thrilling to see how extraordinary people, like Big Daddy and Hit-Girl, thrive in extraordinary situations.

Cage and Moretz push the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the superhero genre, out sociopathing even Bruce Wayne, and it’s these two who deserve the dollops of praise that will be heaped on the film. The foul language, the bad jokes, the twisted family life, the little nuances that are both funny and frightening, it all adds up to exactly the kind of film that feels like a comic book come to life.

Opinion In A Haystack: Toilets, Heroes & Hot Tubs

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A gathering of interesting movie moments in the most interesting of places.

The bathroom is a common nexus of interest for all races, creeds, cultures, and types. It’s the one place in the home that exudes great comedy, deep philosophical thought, painful moments of realization and regret, and vulnerable tasks where we are at our most transparent. So, of course cinema has kicked down the door to this bastion of privacy on many occasions to make light of all that which can happen in the suburban Narnia that is the “john.” This is just Volume 1… I plan to do more, this is not a top 5 list or anything so calm down!

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Opportunity Knocks (1990) ““ Dana Carvey lectures Robert Loggia into submission.

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Our first film scene of choice, where a young Garth Algar speaks of the layered mental exercises that the “crapper” holds for us all. Opportunity Knocks is one of those rare pre-fame movies, 2 years before Wayne’s World, that is actually surprisingly good. Carvey plays a con man who is posing as a rich/smart business man. Here we see him convince a boardroom that you could sell ad space by putting corporate messages on the back of bathroom stall doors. Robert Loggia is pleased.

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Dreamcatcher (2003) ““ Jason Lee risks his ass for a toothpick. Literally.

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Lawrence Kasdan’s Dreamcatcher is not a particularly good movie. It’s a good half-a-movie at best, we’ll give it that. Here we see Jason Lee as the toothpick obsessed Beaver. He is so obsessed in fact, that is he’s willing to risk the release of an unknown carnivorous slug monster just to grab a toothpick that HAPPENS not to be sitting in one of the plethora of blood puddles all over the bathroom. You know, the blood from the last guy who was in there. I know Rain Man will always be associated with toothpicks, but Jason Lee give Hoffman a run for his money. Toothpicks: They’re worth the risk!

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Ghoulies II (1988) ““ J. Downing gets eaten, starting with his anus.

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Ghoulies part duex is really the movie that gave me the urge to write about bathroom scenes. A movie so infamous for its toilet scene that they put it on the poster. You see, ever since childhood, J. Downing’s death confused me. What exactly happened in that carnival outhouse? Did he just sit there screaming while the Ghoulie ate slowly through his anus, balls, dick, legs, and torso and eventually head? How long, exactly, did it take him to die? How come once he starts to experience pain he doesn’t stand up? Is he able to stand up? Surely while the Ghoulie is chewing on his chunks of flesh he has time to stand up and open that door… truly one of life’s many mysteries.

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Summer School (1987) ““ Mark Harmon questions a student’s attendance.

Watch the first part here. Skip to 1:20, stop at 1:36…

Watch the second part here. Skip to 2:52, stop at 3:04…

Ok, this isn’t really a “bathroom scene” as neither part takes place in a bathroom, but I wanted to include it merely because we have a character claiming to have spent 6 entire weeks in the toilet, struggling with a stubborn zipper. Now, of course the student didn’t spend the 6 weeks in the bathroom, he was just lying, still, the hilarity of him keeping the bathroom pass is enough to sell me on putting this on the list, not to mention he got a 91% on the test. If only Director Carl Reiner would have made a sequel that revealed he was actually in the bathroom for 6 whole weeks. That could have been the “Back To The Future 2“-esque plot to Summer School 2: Zipper Trouble.

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Jurassic Park (1993) ““ No introduction necessary.

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What better way to end volume 1 of Commode Commotion with quite possibly the most famous toilet scene in all of mainstream film. You’ve seen it a thousand times, and you could see it a thousand more. Just the sentence describing it is enough to cause giggling fits of AWESOME. “A Tyrannosaurus Rex crashes into a bathroom, questioningly stares at a lawyer sitting on a toilet, then subsequently almost bites him in half.” It is a rather beautiful metaphor for life, “when you gotta go, you GOTTA GO…but prepare to die horribly.” And that kids, is why Spielberg, despite his mistakes, is a grandmaster of his craft.

A few things about Kick-Ass:

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When it comes to movie monikers and the promises they hold over them, I always think of Rob Zombie’s failure to give us 1000 corpses. Sometimes a movie doesn’t even need to be good, satisfying the lust that the title creates can be nourishment enough for some of us. Bill was most certainly killed, that temple was most certainly “of doom,” and Peewee went on a rather large adventure, so why couldn’t Zombie just give us corpses? Sure, there was a tunnel of approximately a thousand skeletons, but Mr. Zombie, bones do not a flesh-covered-corpse make! Delivering on the title is not always of import, yet its always pleasurable to see a movie with such an enthusiastically positive title be so much fun that its titular line can be used to describe itself. Most likely, cynical or no, the entire internet will be exploding with the all-to-easy phrase: “KICK-ASS KICKS A… sorry, I can’t do it.” Of course, we will get plenty of people doing this:

“KICK-ASS? IT SURE DOES!”

or perhaps a lot of prefacing:

“HATE TO SAY IT, BUT KICK-ASS IS EXACTLY THAT!”

Do you really hate to say it? Also, we’ll get a lot of people going outside said box:

“KICK-ASS PUNTS BUTT”

or lazy negative reviews:

“KICK-ASS LICK’S ASS”

or censored reviews from angry family-values websites:

“KICK-A#S KICKS MORALS OUT THE DOOR!”

or censored reviews from angry family-values websites that don’t get irony:

“KICK-A#S IS A F@#KING PILE OF MORALLY BANKRUPT SH#T!”

or you get the real self-involved ego cases, trying to be so cool:

“KICK-ASS KICKS A… sorry I can’t do it.”

In the end, you just have to give in. Since I saw this film, without fail, whenever anyone brings it up, like a L7-Weenie (is that a term? I stole it from The Sandlot) I blurt out that the movie does in fact “kick ass.” It begins to snowball to the point where you realize that your first instinct when verbally praising anything is to say it “kicks ass,” then you find out that you’ve been describing everything positive in your life as “kick ass” for 20 years and your essentially a caveman with the ability to grunt half-legible mystery tones. This is what Matthew Vaughn’s Kick-Ass did to me, it was so enjoyable I learned I was a Neanderthal on the verge of de-evolution, living on the edge of a knife blade made of cave paintings and liquid-dinosaur-fecal-matter. Why it’s liquid as opposed to healthy dinosaur droppings I have no idea, but you’d think that eating germ-laden cavemen would… wait, getting off topic, right…

“Kick-Ass? AND BOY DOES IT!”

Seriously though, never has the internet (or it’s “generation”) ever encountered a movie that actually begs for vulgarity-filled two-word descriptive reviews. Pay attention all you kids on Youtube and Talkbacks, this is the only movie where legit critics might give you a begrudging pass for saying it “Kicks Ass!” Enough over-obsessing about the title, how’s the movie? Well, having read Mark Millar and John Romita Jr.’s extremely enjoyable graphic novel, I can say with confidence that the movie is accurate where it needs to be, but diverges from the book when it requires breathing room. It’s thankfully, not accurate to a fault, like some would cite Watchmen as being. The film is made with so much enthusiasm that it renders all the changes very welcomed and in some cases better that the source material. SOME cases.

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Having never seen Layer Cake, and being almost entirely indifferent to Stardust, Matthew Vaughn’s direction has kind of been a ghost to my realm of perception. That is, of course, until walking out of the theater post KICK-ASS. His ability to wrangle in the comic’s grounded reality, keep his actors spouting off with sharp comedic timing, and keeping the whole thing from possibly spinning out into oblivion is quite a thing of beauty. Get down on your knees, and pray to the gods of Mt. Cinemus that Vaughn not only sticks with this franchise but with this comedy/action/crime thriller mulit-genre type of film, because films like this, done right, are often a rare success. Kick-Ass juggles all of its components much like great family film comedies often do (Ala Galaxy Quest,) all the different genres and tones are there, they have heart, and they have been fashioned to fit together like a toaster and a Pop-tart (or, for you privileged kids, a Toaster Strudel.) Kick-Ass is like those films, with the addition of extreme violence, course language, and a young girl spilling loads of gangster blood. A little something for everyone.

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The stand out performances for me were Mark Strong as Frank D’Amico and Chloe Moretz as Hit-girl. Strong seems to get better with every performance, to the point where I think he could be headlining a film, however, there’s no shame in being a superb character actor, especially one whose specialty is villains. Moretz’s Hit-Girl is obviously the centerpiece of controversy, and to hear my one friend talk about her character I felt guilty for not being more jangled. While I find a young girl spouting ultra-vulgarity and violently bloodletting gang members “funny” and “cool,” I in now way was shocked. Perhaps it was the spoilers of the red band trailer, perhaps it was just that I accepted the “age” joke and moved on, but the shock value of Hit-Girl was not why she stood out. Moretz surprisingly confident performance made me honestly forget her age, she carries with her the mojo of a fully grown action star. If there was anything to nitpick about the movie, for me it would be my slight dislike of how “slick” Hit-Girl’s action scenes were. Her fights were bordering on Matrix/Watchmen territory, considering the slo-mo and the flips, I think a grittier pre-“˜90s style of fighting and filming would have served the movie better, but it’s a small nitpick. Aaron Johnson, while not physically resembling his comic counterpart is a great find and does an excellent job as Kick-Ass himself. The comedy gold medal of the movie goes to Nic Cage, which his in-costume Adam West homage. This could be a joke lost on younger generations, many of them thinking Cage’s acting is responsible for his delivery, but hopefully their familiarity with the Mayor of Quahog will spell it out for them.

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Is the movie worth a ticket price? Let’s put it this way: Watch the trailer and pay close attention to the moment when Hit-Girl introduces herself. Please note the slight gust of wind that wisps through her pink hair as she says her name with an all too devilish grin. If that kind of self-aware humor/filmmaking usually speaks to you, then you will absolutely LOVE Kick-Ass. So, in summation:

“KICK-ASS, KICKS AS… really sorry, I just can’t.”

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A short complaint about HOT TUB TIME MACHINE and a Semi-open letter to Director Steve Pink:

Time-Travel? Check. The “˜80s? Check. Chevy Chase? Check. Crispin Glover? Check. Cusack? Check. A message about the importance of friendship and its deterioration into adulthood? Check? Silly? Check. Funny? Check. Aware of itself? Check. Motley Crue? Check.

Reviewing Hot Tub without my own bias, and overly enthusiastic slant, is pointless due to almost every aspect of the film personally speaking to me. It’s as if the writers and director Steve Pink reached into my eye sockets and made love to all the mush they found in my skull. As I’ve said on this column before, my favorite film ever is Back To The Future (such a daring choice I know,) a fact that I annoyingly never let anyone forget. So trust me when I say that my friends and loved ones could attest to my take on Hot Tub being bias as fact, and I would let them… if I wasn’t still 50% suspicious that my friends might not exist (yet, that’s a discussion for another day.) Other than that, I think, bias aside, that the movie has its flaws but is genuinely a good time. However, to me, it was an orgasm atop Mt. Facemeltertron (note to geologists: I renamed Everest “Facemeltertron,” so spread the word.)

All of that being said, the theatrical cut of the movie has a despicable, atrocious sore on it that angered me to the point of… uh… anger. I was fortunate enough to attend one of the early advance-screenings of the film, so early in fact that the opening and closing credits were very different from what the movie opened with in March, which is fine, the new credits looked good. The theatrical cut, unfortunately sported less Chevy Chase and fortunately much more cleaned up special-effects. The detestable, disgusting, anti-comedic moment of garbage that was added to the theatrical cut is a simple singular line of additionally recorded dialogue by Clark Duke, while he’s off screen. I doubt it’s considered a spoiler to say that they eventually travel back in time to present day, so there, I just said it. So, the moment they are “traveling” back, they are apparently seeing glimpses of all the years in between, so the “˜90s and the “˜00s. Right before the hot tub spits them back out into 2010 we get the putrid, depressingly unfunny quip from Duke: “NO TIGER, DON’T TEXT THOSE CHICKS!” Yes. That’s right. A lamer than lame, added-in-post, jab at Tiger Woods? REALLY?!?!

Not only was the line obviously added in after the fact, but it was damn near illegible to the human ear. There are many things I will fail to put into words here, like just how much I don’t even remotely care about Tiger Woods, his marital infidelity, and the enormous mountain (Facemeltertron) of reasons why the joke doesn’t belong in this movie. However, I’ll ask this: Why take a silly, funny, enjoyable movie that you made and cheapen it for an already stale topical joke such as this? Film is not TV, it doesn’t need to thrive on current events and timely gossip, and in fact it strives for a “timeless” nature at its apex. Characters in the story can be products of their time, but when you start adding in jokes that were only funny for two days, not even that, is when the phrase “product of its time” no longer applies, it is now a “product of this MONTH.” Yes I realize it is just a silly comedy, but comedy is just as important a genre as any other, and I take it seriously, sue me. So, Steve Pink, what happened? Did you get Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg to come in at last minute and spruce up your final edit? Were your grandparents watching a Jay Leno monologue and taking notes for you before the last ADR session? Did you get blackmailed by a TMZ employee? Do the fans of your film a favor and make a DVD/Bluray cut worth owning. Normally I wouldn’t have the audacity to tell someone what to do with THEIR film, but in this case I know the Tiger-free-cut exists, I saw it for myself on the big screen.

Thanks for reading. I’m Bob Rose, the man who re-moniker-ed Mt. Everest.

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