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September 30, 2010

Ken P. D. Snydecast #154: Thinning Out Of A Job

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #154: Thinning Out Of A Job – Ken & Dana return to discuss theatrical dieting, the difficulty of making lunch plans, and the infinite boredom of live tapings.

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Review: THE THIN RED LINE

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The Thin Red Line

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thin-red-line-bluSaving Private Ryan so thoroughly influenced action filmmaking that it’s easy to forget that not only wasn’t it the only war film released in 1998, it wasn’t even the best one. With each year, Spielberg’s war opus looks more dated, encumbered by its legendarily bad framing device and its inability to reconcile the numerous attitudes toward war into one coherent view of it.

By comparison, Terrence Malick’s The Thin Red Line looks better than ever, and I’m not even talking about the DVD quality yet. Based on the book by WWII veteran James Jones, Malick’s film is one of the most honest ever made about the brutality of war. When soldiers are relieved of duty, they don’t make speeches about staying until the job is done; they make for the next boat out with scant hesitation. When a captain assures a sergeant that he’ll get a medal for his valor, the sergeant threatens to resign in protest if his actions are cheapened by a tacky piece of metal that will only remind him of the horror he witnessed in his duty.

Yet The Thin Red Line is also perhaps the most Romantic war film ever made. What sets it apart is that it never romanticizes war. Instead, Malick, that lover of nature, takes his graceful camera through the jungles of Guadalcanal (here played by several locations in Queensland, Australia). During battle scenes no less terrifying and bewildering than those of Saving Private Ryan, Malick’s impossibly fast dolly shots give way to unrelated close-ups of wildlife, often wildlife caught in the crossfire. The only thing romanticized here is the tranquil between battle, and the war serves only to scar this beautiful land and corrupt the human beings who fight it.

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There is no glory in fighting. No one on the front line wants to charge when the Japanese stage an ambush that has them in perfectly hidden bunkers with a clear line of sight over the advancing Yanks. The aged colonel shooting for a general’s star on his helmet (Nick Nolte) orders men to keep moving directly up the hill. He wants his glory, and he’ll sacrifice hundreds to get it. Only when a captain (Elias Koteas) directly disobeys him does the colonel stop to consider what he’s doing, though not before he chews out the captain in front of God and everybody. Later, when the men break through, the colonel pushes the men far ahead of the water supply in the hopes of swift victory, compounding the soldiers’ misery.

Everyone who thinks of chasing personal glory ends up dead or disgusted with the very notion of such a thing. One soldier, Pvt. Witt (Jim Caviezel) goes AWOL at the start to live with Meanesian natives. He finds a spiritual purity in the jungle and even finds a spark of light in death, though he does not celebrate it. His story forms a loose tapestry with the thoughts of others, and The Thin Red Line breaks all ordinary conceptions of a war film by wrapping up nearly all the action with an hour to spare and focusing exclusively on how the brief experience has changed the men, who think thoughts that are perhaps too Emersonian for a bunch of guys who dropped out of high school to enlist but never seem false or intellectual. For all its open revulsion with violence, The Thin Red Line finds a certain beauty in its epic tragedy, managing to show how life goes on even in the face of atrocity. As such, it’s the first war movie to operate on an emotional level besides nationalism or fear. One of the great masterpieces of the modern age.

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Blu-Ray Specs

Terrence Malick has never made a film that could be called anything less than sumptuous, and we’ve already been treated to one Criterion upgrade of the master’s films this year (the gorgeous Days of Heaven). I do not want to spring the trap of calling this Criterion’s best-looking transfer yet – mainly because I’ve done it three times already this year, from Days to The Leopard to The Red Shoes — but let me try to capture the power of Criterion’s Blu-Ray by relating an anecdote. I woke up fairly early in the morning to watch the film before my classes started so I could tackle the extras later. As I watched, I could scarcely believe how great the image looked. About an hour in, I needed to rub my eyes, so I went to take off my glasses. I wasn’t wearing them. In my half-awake stupor I’d simply put on the film and then been transfixed into sobriety. Upon actually putting on my glasses, the image looked twice as magnificent. Criterion thoroughly cleaned up a transfer that wasn’t bad to begin with (check comparisons here, resulting in a crisp, evocative picture quality that compounds the splendor and poetry of the film.

I was amused by a blurb of text that appeared when I selected the play button on the Blu-Ray menu. It said, “Director Terrence Malick recommends that The Thin Red Line be played loud.” As I soon learned, you don’t have a say in the matter. The DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1. mix is equal to the picture quality in overwhelming power. The bass will rattle your teeth. Rear channels pick up subtler sounds (especially the ambience of the flashback sequences), and no sound is ever drowned out by other noise. Zimmer’s score works in tandem with the sparse dialogue, which is crisper than ever.

Extras

When Criterion first confirmed The Thin Red Line (even before they announced a release date), fan speculation built to a frenzy. Would the fabled original cut – lasting some 5-1/2 hours – be included? Well, no, and the eight outtakes included only amount to 14 minutes of additional footage. But even these 14 minutes are arresting, especially a poignant cameo by Mickey Rourke as a sniper.

A number of other extras are partitioned according to an aspect of the film. There’s a feature on the astonishing cast Malick put together, a piece on the music, the editing, the actors’ own opinions on the film, even input from James Jones’ daughter. Old newsreel footage of the Guadalcanal siege is included, as is a brief collection of Melanesian songs with production stills. Rounding out the features are the theatrical trailer and a commentary track by production designer Jack Fisk, producer Grant Hill and cinematographer John Toll that details the storied production of the film, the themes and so on.

An accompanying, 36-page booklet reprints David Sterrit’s essay on the film and an old essay by James Jones in which he decries war films for glamorizing battle.

Final Thoughts

The Thin Red Line contains majesty without being majestic, because such an attitude would lend itself too much to a love of the war on-screen. It never loses its beauty no matter how many times I watch it and I continue to marvel at just how completely, yet subtly, Malick turns every big-budget war film trope on its head. I would not call myself psychic for being able to predict that Criterion’s Blu-Ray will make the short list of nearly every year-end poll for the best home video release. Image and audio quality are simply to die for, and the extras are dense and rewarding. Most of the extras were made for this release, and the majority of what wasn’t hasn’t been seen before. I don’t really bother writing pans for my contributions here, so it must seem that I’m generally in love with any Blu-Ray I pick up. I cannot sufficiently stress, however, just how incredible this release is. I’ll wait until the end of the year so I don’t have to take my foot out of my mouth later, but the other studios (and even Criterion) have their work cut out for them if they want a more impressive release by December.

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Jake Cole is a journalism student at Auburn University, where he regularly avoids people in favor of writing about film, television and music on his blog, Not Just Movies. When he is not writing movie reviews, he is inevitably writing something else and will continue to do so until he runs out of excuses not to go outside.

FREDagator: 2010-09-30

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September 29, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-09-29

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Contest Round-Up: 2010-09-29

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SUPERMAN/BATMAN: APOCALYPSE on Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with Lionsgate Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: BEST OF EDDIE MURPHY on DVD.

In conjunction with Lionsgate Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: BEST OF ADAM SANDLER on DVD.

In conjunction with A&E Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of RICH MAN, POOR MAN on DVD.

In conjunction with A&E Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of PARANORMAL STATE: THE COMPLETE SEASON 4 on DVD.

In conjunction with A&E Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of NOSTRADAMUS 2012 on Blu-Ray.

Win NOSTRADAMUS 2012 on Blu-Ray!

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In conjunction with A&E Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of PARANORMAL STATE: THE COMPLETE SEASON 4 on DVD.

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Win SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: BEST OF ADAM SANDLER on DVD!

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In conjunction with Lionsgate Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: BEST OF ADAM SANDLER on DVD.

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In conjunction with Lionsgate Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: BEST OF EDDIE MURPHY on DVD.

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Bagged & Boarded 71: Bringing In Mr. Ritz

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #71: Bringing In Mr. Ritz –In which Matt and Brendo jaw about all things British, chat about the torture dungeons at Disneyland, and are then joined by BLADE II/GOD OF WAR/Former Olympic boxer Daz Crawford to discuss what it’s like to be a real man. Hint: Neither Matt nor Brendo fit the criteria. Bagged and Boarded: Repping Geeks the world over since 76 B.C.

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September 28, 2010

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Soapbox: My Son, The History Lesson

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My Son, The History Lesson

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shermanOn his debut album Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening recorded in July of 2009, comedian Aziz Ansari presents a veritable torrent of pop culture references throughout the hour-long routine. He jokes about harassing his cousin Harris on Facebook, pokes fun at Cold Stone Creamery, CVS Pharmacy and Craigslist and then finishes with two big pre-encore bits involving Kanye West and R. Kelly, including an extended impression of R&B singer Kelly both in concert and then getting lapdances at the after-party. He even makes fun of himself for being tongue-tied around M.I.A.

It’s a great album from a very funny comic who, given his ongoing role in Parks & Recreation, his hosting this past summer of the MTV Movie Awards and parts in movies like Get Him to the Greek, Funny People and the upcoming 30 Minutes or Less (which will be his first real starring role), Ansari looks to become part of the comedy landscape for some time to come. But with just so much topical humor, one wonders what kind of shelf-life

Intimate Moments might enjoy once Craigslist, R. Kelly and Cold Stone Creamery are things of the past. How many teens today when presented with Richard Pryor’s Wanted: Live In Concert are necessarily going to get the joke in the extended routines involving former Cleveland Browns running back Jim Brown or heavyweight Leon Spinks? On that same album, however, are woven in far more universal bits about drug abuse, self-aggrandizing ministers, the experience of having heart attack and commiserating about the death of a family pet with a neighbor’s dog who wanted to devour said pet which makes the album hold up even now over thirty years later, something Ansari aggressively avoids by making his comedy very much of the moment.

At the time, (respectful) jokes about the Brown’s image of being deadly serious and incredibly tough got big laughs from Pryor’s audience just as Ansari’s (respectful) jokes about the occasionally enigmatic and unpredictable personality of West do from his. But in thirty years, chances are good that while West’s music may be remembered, the context of his celebrity may be semi-forgotten lessening the impact of the jokes. It could be considered akin to what happened with Vaughn Meader’s comedy album, The First Family, which sent up the intimate goings-on in the Kennedy White House. At the time, couldn’t have been more popular, but now it is little more than a historical curiosity.

But with the re-release this week of the great song parodist Allan Sherman’s My Son, the Celebrity on CD for the first time (as well as seven other of his albums from Warner Brothers Records’ Collectors’ Choice label), we see that with even the most specific topical material sometimes the opposite can happen. Sherman, whose biggest hit was the novelty song, “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp),” was a game show producer who created the long-running I Know a Secret for CBS in 1952 and then followed that up with What’s Going On?

and Your Surprise Package which he worked on for the rest of the decade. But Sherman’s passion seems to have been focused on creating song parodies, one of which he first recorded in 1951 entitled “A Satchel and a Seck” to the tune of Guys and Dolls’ “A Bushel and a Peck.” When this song failed to take off, a decade passed with no new recordings as Sherman became more of a garage tinkerer creating parodies only to amuse his neighbors as he continued work as a television producer. When those neighbors include Harpo Marx and Harpo’s friend, George Burns, eventually he amused just enough of the right people and landed a new record deal ten years after “Satchel” was pressed. My Son, the Folk Singer, released in 1962, was the fastest selling record in history up to that point and eventually sold over a million copies. A great album in its own right, Folk Singer still holds up and is worth a listen as an introduction to Sherman’s work, but it is the follow-up recording, My Son, the Celebrity, which is the focus of this article.

Beginning with its title, you understand that Sherman is ready to make fun of his newfound fame (above the title on Folk Singer, it reads “Allan Sherman’s Mother Presents…” whereas on The Celebrity it reads “This Time Allan Sherman’s Mother Proudly Presents…”,), but then the cover and the liner notes go on to further send up his allegedly nouveau riche status. The cover finds Allan playing a guitar at an elaborate picnic and behind him is his actual family with his wife wearing a fur coat and tiara, his son holding a polo mallet and his daughter wearing a riding outfit. Beside them is their maid also wearing a fur and a tiara and then behind them is a luxury car complete with a chauffeur both of whom Allan makes sure in the liner notes to say are his actual maid and driver.

Though it has been criticized for being written and recorded very quickly to cash in on Folk Singer’s success and did indeed go to number one on the Billboard charts a mere one year after his debut album, it is this very fact that makes it an interesting historical piece. Whereas Folk Singer seems to be culled from years of fooling around with this song and that, Celebrity uses a lot more topical humor that feels grabbed from that day’s newspaper headlines. These tunes include digs at AT&T’s decision to switch to from alphanumeric telephone numbers to our current ten-digit number (“The Let’s All Call Up AT&T And Protest to the President March”), the drivel on television which turns couples into couch potatoes (“Al ‘N Yetta”), the then-current Billie Sol Estes farm subsidy fraud scandal (one part of “Shticks of One and a Half a Dozen of the Other”), naked, Sammy Glick-esque careerism (“When I Was a Lad”), and then what is arguably the album’s greatest achievement, a song about the overriding prevalence of abbreviations and acronyms a young couple finds themselves interacting with as they fall in love, marry, shop, build careers, have children and seek success (“Harvey and Sheila”).

Sung to the tune of the “Hava Nagila,” “Harvey and Sheila” traces the rise of the titular couple (an irony as “Hava Nagila” is a standard song at many a Jewish wedding reception) by labeling all those things by which people at the time measured success. Lyrics go: “Harvey and Sheila/Married in the spring/She shopped at A&P/He bought a used MG/They sat and watched TV/On their RCA/Borrowed from HFC/Bought some AT&T/And on election day, worked for JFK.” Later on in the song, this continues with: “Harvey and Sheila/Flew TWA/They bought a house one day/Financed by FHA/It had a swimming pool, full of H20/Traded their used MG/For a new XKE/Switched to the GOP/That’s the way things go/Oh that Harvey he was really smart/He used his noodle/Sheila bought a white French poodle/Went to Europe with a visa/Harvey’s rich, they say he’s a/VIP/This could be/Only in the USA.”

Earlier in the song, we had learned that Harvey was a CPA who worked for IBM after going to MIT where he got his PhD. Sheila worked at B.B.D.& O. (the kind of ad agency Mad Men takes place in and one that is actually mentioned on the show from time to time), but is hardly a Peggy Olson as she “works the PBX,” the company’s switchboard. The pair meets in an elevator one day and falls in love.

So what does this song tell us about the American dream circa 1963? The man gets the education and the good job and the woman works an entry-level job just long enough to land a husband and get married (they have two children: “One named Bea/One named Kay/Soon they joined the PTA”). Sheila does the shopping while Harvey works his way up the corporate ladder. They get a loan and buy a house, are liberals and work for the Kennedys when they’re young and invest well. They get rich, buy a pool, trade their used starter-car for a new Jaguar, go to Europe on vacation and switch to the Republican Party.

The song paints a picture better than any history book. The acronyms and abbreviations don’t simply denote cultural reference, but also point out the conformity that Harvey and Sheila are striving towards which goes right down to the children who are “Twin baby girls/Both with dimples/Both with curls.” A sort of counterpoint to Buffalo Springfield’s “For What It’s Worth” that came out only three years later in 1966, both songs are about as evocative as they come in capturing a sense of America in the sixties. You want to achieve status to elevate yourself over others, but everybody wants the exact same thing, so you’re still striving to shed any sense of individuality. The use of the traditional “Hava Nagila” (“let’s rejoice”) which is so ubiquitous that it can almost lose its meaning just adds another layer to the frenzied calamity of the song.

The other songs on Celebrity are mostly just as good. “Al ‘N Yetta,” sung to the French Canadian children’s song “Alouette,” is similar to Harvey and Sheila in looking at a married couple, but this one details the television shows they watch every night with which they have replaced any form of social life. The lyrics “Al ‘N Yetta/Couldn’t have it betta/Their TV set has remote control/So they both can stay in bed/With Frankenstein and Mister Ed” and then later “Al ‘N Yetta/Fans of Art Linkletta/And they love to sing along with Mitch/They just found in TV Guide/Reruns of December Bride/They’re big fans of Gunsmoke and Bonanza/And Ben Casey and Doctor Jim Kildaire/And third reruns of Millionaire/Yogi Bear,” etc., make the listener recognize, again, the conformity in this couple’s life as the shows all run together. They’re as happy to watch The Untouchables as an operetta hosted by Leonard Bernstein. They’ll watch What’s My Line, then College Bowl, then Meet the Press, then Huntley-Brinkley, then The Real McCoys. They don’t care. They’ll watch anything. This is their life, glued to the set which allows them to enjoy something together without ever having to have a conversation.

“When I Was a Lad” is a stinging parody of the song with the same title from Gilbert and Sullivan’s H.M.S. Pinafore, but with new lyrics by Sherman who updates the striver’s tale by following him from kissing ass as Yale (“I polished up the apple for the professor/I polished up the apple so frequently/That soon I had a Phi Beta Kappa key”) to doing the same at an advertising agency (“And for my first job I did apply/At a job in an advertising agency/Sharpening the pencils of a big VP/I sharpened all the pencils so pointedly/That now I am a partner in the agency”). Unlike “Harvey and Sheila,” this is a story of person who doesn’t deserve his success as not only does he get it by kissing ass, the song ends with him informing us that of all the things he thanks for getting him to where he now sits, most of all he has to thank his “father who was Chairman of the Board.” So, not only is he an ass-kissing weasel, he’s also the boss’s son. Every line of lyrics, another reason to hate this guy.

If you’re getting the idea that the picture Allan Sherman is painting of the sixties is actually darker than you might expect, then that is why My Son, the Celebrity is certainly worth a listen. On Mad Men, time and time again we the modern audience are meant to be shocked (albeit in a darkly comic way) by what we are told are commonplace images of the early sixties whether they be pregnant women smoking, picnic trash being littered down the side of a picturesque river bank, or drunken execs blithely shagging their secretaries who understand that they are to say nothing about such things. But with My Son, the Celebrity, you already have a humorist sending up ad agencies, Pete Campbell-esque careerists who have no problem with nepotism and then the TV-watching zombies who go along with whatever they’re being shown. Don’t be a striver like the fellow in “When I Was a Lad,” but work hard and you’ll get the trappings of wealth like the couple in “Harvey and Sheila” and not end up like “Al ‘N Yetta.”

But beyond merely the lyrics, the music Sherman and his collaborator, the conductor/arranger Lou Busch, choose on My Son, the Celebrity is another window in to a bygone era. “The Bronx Bird Watcher” is set to “On a Tree, by a River (Willow, Tit-Willow)” another song from Gilbert and Sullivan, this time from The Mikado. “Me” is from a once-popular Neapolitan song, “Torna a Surriento” a lush ballad written in 1902 that has been sung by performers as varied as Elvis and Dean Martin to Placido Domingo and Meat Loaf and would’ve been familiar to anyone listening to “Me” on the record. “Won’t You Come Home, Disraeli” is set to the Dixieland number “(Won’t You Come Home) Bill Bailey” also written in 1902, but which had been recently made a hit by Della Reese in 1961. The medley of “Barry is the Baby’s Name,” “Horowitz” and “Get on the Garden Freeway” uses three George M. Cohan songs, “Mary is a Grand Old Name,” “Harrigan” and “Give My Regards to Broadway” as their basis. Whereas a modern parodist like “Weird Al” Yankovic took from popular radio songs like Michael Jackson’s “Bad,” Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and Extreme’s “More Than Words” (creating a song in “You Don’t Love Me Anymore” that holds up far better than the song he was parodying as is often the case with the talented Yankovic), Sherman’s choices indicate what people would find most familiar then: operettas, soapy ballads and the works of one of America’s greatest songwriters who has all but been forgotten by the mainstream.

Following My Son, The Celebrity, Sherman continued to pump out albums including My Son, The Nut, which featured his most remembered hit, “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (Greetings From Camp),” but is not the biting historical document that is Celebrity. Following Nut, Sherman abandoned the “My Son, The…” title format and released in 1965, My Name Is Allan featuring parodies of Oscar-nominated songs with a cover that sent up Barbra Streisand’s then-immensely popular My Name Is Barbra. But it’s an album of diminishing returns. The following albums, including Allan in Wonderland, For Swingin’ Livers Only and the genuinely forgettable Togetherness have some songs or phrases to recommend them, but hold up nowhere near as well as the three My Son albums.

After Togetherness, Sherman lost his record deal, but continued to find work including writing songs for an extremely short-lived Broadway show (Fig Leaves Are Falling – which only lasted four performances, a humiliation for its director, the legendary George Abbott), voicing the Cat in the Hat for the 1971 musical TV special of the same name and then writing the humorous, but somewhat controversial The Rape of the A.P.E. (“American Puritan Ethic”) for Putnam that detailed in a comical way the history of sexual repression in America. Though hardly a bestseller upon release, the book remains a cult favorite as it has been kept alive by many of its original readers who found something profound in its pages. Unfortunately, Sherman died soon after the book came out at the age of 48 in 1973, a heavy smoker and drinker for much of his life who also struggled with diabetes and obesity.

There are probably many who would relegate Allan Sherman to the annals of one more one-hit wonders or novelty song composer for “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah” which remains in the public consciousness on some level or other even today. But with the re-release of these eight albums (My Son, the Folk Singer, My Son, the Celebrity, My Son, the Nut, My Name is Allan, Allan in Wonderland, For Swingin’ Livers Only, Live! (Hoping You Are the Same) and Togetherness), a new generation may discover something of real value to be in Sherman’s musical output beyond the comedic turn-of-phrase and biting wit; instead, a keenly-observed and often poetic window in to the American mindset leading up to one of its most turbulent eras.

Mark Wheaton

September 27, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-09-27

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Review: THE WORLD

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The World

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Jia Zhangke has touches of Kiarostami, Ozu and Antonioni in him, yet he’s ultimately as singular as any of the three. The World, his fourth feature and first to be officially approved by government censors, is no less sincere, indeed scathing, a critique of China’s cultural displacement, caused by the advent of a highly capitalist economic system paired with a lingering dictatorial grip on the social liberties of the people.

Set in an EPCOT-like theme park that included miniature copies of the world’s most famous landmarks, Jia’s film juxtaposes the run-down, Communist housing with the influx of free enterprise capitalism of the amusement park, illustrating how the country is trapped between a system that failed the people terribly and one that does not offer much hope to the majority of China’s 1.3 billion people. Most of the film’s characters work in the park, and all of them lack the resources to leave to perhaps visit one of the real landmarks contained within Beijing World Park.

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Tao (Jia’s muse and second wife Zhao Tao), works as a dancer in a theater troupe that dresses according to whatever nationality it’s assigned that day. Even the humans are made into simulacra of true culture so tourists can take their asinine photos by landmarks (at least this park could attract all the people of the world who think world travel is all about a few snapshots of the most famous building in sight). Workers speak casually of going to Japan or India because they are speaking about sections of the park, yet they view passports as magic tomes. Passports and visas represent freedom, the power to escape to a place that might offer some stable mode of life.

One could easily compare the alienation between the characters of the park to that of the heroes of Antonioni films, but Jia does not settle for copying the Italian poet, instead analyzing a modern way of life that even Antonioni could not have foretold. Tao cannot connect with her boyfriend Taisheng when they are together – her chastity symbolizes this – yet text messages launch animated reveries of flight and freedom. These segments represent truly personal fantasies compared to the broad fantasies offered by the park. Jia stresses this point when he shows Tao and Taisheng making out in a mock airplane, fulfilling a sort of wish to join the Mile High Club (as well as flying away from here), only to cut to an animated segment of Tao flying outside the plane that feels more sensual and liberated. Why should text messages, the most impersonal and brief of communication models, inspire such moments of emotion? Perhaps the gap in conversation for each person to read and absorb the message; after all, look at some of the correspondence of even the most uneducated soldier in the times before telephones, when a simple update from the field could be a work of enduring literature. Sometimes, the most indirect means of communication results in the most personal revelations.

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The same holds true for the friendship between Tao and Anna, the only supportive and genuine relationship in the film. Anna is a Russian trying to reach her sister in Mongolia, and she doesn’t speak a word of Mandarin. Tao doesn’t know Russian either, yet the two find ways to communicate with each other. As Tao settles deeper and deeper into the futility of her life, the noose tightens around Anna. Someone steals her passport to make her more pliable, and when she and Tao run into each other at a karaoke bar that implicitly doubles as a brothel, we intuit that Anna has been forced into prostitution. Though neither knows what’s bothering the other, they share a moment of mutual grief that is as affecting as any exchange between lifelong friends.

Taken with a scene showing a family receiving workman’s compensation for the death of a loved one in a construction accident, the exchange with Anna clearly visualizes the director’s anxiety over capitalism, which China has embraced with such zeal that it’s inevitable that money will be able to buy flesh, in one form or another. Yet these are both searing, human moments, there for more than metaphorical weight, and Jia’s blend of humanism with visual poetry elevates him to the highest levels of modern filmmaking.

My only complaint about the film is not really a complaint at all. Its ending is elliptical, potentially a reference to Jean-Luc Godard’s Pierrot le fou and just outright confusing. Yet it’s not antithetical to anything that came before and possibly works as the final means of freedom from a world that seems so stifling for those without the means to explore it. Even if repeat viewings don’t help me unpack these last three minutes, what came before is so beautiful, so masterful and so reflective that I will return to The World for the rest of my life.

Blu-Ray Specs

UK company Eureka! have released The World to their vaunted “Masters of Cinema” label. This Blu-Ray only release is region-free and will play on any Blu-Ray player.

The great joy of companies like Eureka! and the Criterion Collection is their attention to detail in restorations. The MOC Blus of F.W. Murnau’s silent classics, for example, imbue octogenarian films with new life. Yet one cannot deny that films shot on HD look even better in Blu (see Criterion’s incredible transfers of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Che), and the transfer of Jia’s HDCAM footage looks astonishing. Flesh tones are realistic while colors pop off the screen. Even the banality of the bunker-like homes where city-dwellers live look beautiful in high definition. The World is a gorgeous film, and it’s immensely satisfying to see it get the treatment it deserves with so many of Jia’s films resigned to poor-quality DVDs on both sides of the Atlantic.

Audio isn’t as big a factor, but I detected no pops or hisses, a necessity in a film that relies on space and uncomfortable silence so much of the time. Dialogue is crisp even in the most defeated whispers, and the subtitle track appears to be a thorough translation.

Extras

the_world_bdTony Rayns on The World – Rayns contributes a beautiful essay to the Blu-Ray’s booklet written in the updated context of Jia’s full filmography to this point, and this 21-minute feature manages to rehash almost none of the details of the critic’s written contribution. Rayns’ taped segment gives a broad background of the director’s life as a government-educated filmmaker who got his start making unapproved, underground features and even saw the films that informed him via surreptitiously obtained bootlegs.

Also included is a 68-minute making-of documentary, “Made in China,” a fittingly wry title for a companion piece to a film as ironically named as The World. The documentary covers the film from preproduction as Jia finally decides to submit a script to the authorities to avoid imprisonment for working outside approval through shooting. The portrait we get of Jia is fascinating. We see a man who cares more for the social than the political concerns of the Fifth Generation filmmakers that put China at the forefront of cinematic invention in the late ’80s and ’90s. He’s an insightful filmmaker, as analytical about and emotionally invested in the actual process and the crews he chooses as he is the themes of his work. He’s so superstitious that he and his crew engage in Chinese religious rituals before shooting

So captivating is Jia, with his pudgy, childlike face and unforced intelligence, that I could watch this hour-long documentary and turn around and adore the best feature in the set, a 25-minute interview with the director. He offers a broad overview of his career to that point. He speaks of his films and what he wishes to say with them, the issues of censorship, his style and other matters. The interview is revelatory and presents Jia as a remarkably thoughtful man whose intelligence does not overwhelm his emotions and values.

The aforementioned booklet is one of the finest put out by MOC, perhaps second only to the jam-packed novella that was the booklet for Godard’s Une femme mariŽe. Besides Rayns’ essay, MOC includes an essay by Jia in which he argues for the re-emergence of “amateur cinema” in which filmmakers will tell stories that affect them in ways they envision rather than simply aping the preconceived notions of film technique. Critic Craig Keller contributes a piece on the film’s ambiguous ending and offers an explanation similar to my own, though his arguments approach the same conclusion from angles I did not consider. The most amusing inclusion is a government-sanctioned release about Beijing World Park originally included in the press booklet for the film. It’s the ultimate display of the Chinese government’s hypocrisy, using their Maoist control to essentially advertise an amusement park.

Final Thoughts

I cannot say whether The World is Jia Zhangke’s best film, but it certainly makes a strong case for consideration on the short list of the decade’s best films. Jia would go on to blend documentary and fiction with his subsequent movies. In the making-of documentary, Jia notes that China’s social control is lessening, that the censors who approved this feature were different from the ones who forced him underground for give years. He noted that this slight change was not worth celebrating, and he sounded like a man on a mission to see the country through to some form of freedom. With The World, he examines one possible method of delivery, capitalism, and concludes that it doesn’t fundamentally change anything any more significantly than the slight lenience of the censors signals artistic liberation. That’s why the film is so sad: its maker is unsure whether he’ll ever see a truly free China, or if the rest of the planet is in similar straits. But just because it’s meditative doesn’t mean it isn’t beautiful, and Eureka’s transfer is one of the most gorgeous of the year, and the extras are truly about quality over quantity. Highly recommended.

Jake Cole is a journalism student at Auburn University, where he regularly avoids people in favor of writing about film, television and music on his blog, Not Just Movies. When he is not writing movie reviews, he is inevitably writing something else and will continue to do so until he runs out of excuses not to go outside.

Ken P. D. Snydecast #153: Fat Fat Fatty

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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September 24, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-09-24

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Weekend Shopping Guide 9/24/10: Priority Registration

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

To get even one show to premiere in any given season that proves an instant favorite is a sad rarity. That there were two shows last season which swept me away is unprecedented, and should be seen as a sign of something. What, I have no idea. One of those shows is Community (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP), which has introduced a level of meta-surrealism and true ensemble storytelling not seen since the heyday of Newsradio. The first season set contains audio commentaries on ever episode, nearly an hour of outtakes, featurettes, and more. If you’ve yet to see this series, what in the hell are you waiting for?

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Yeah yeah yeah, I know what you’re thinking. “What am I thinking?”, you say… Well, I knew that you’d say that, too. You’re thinking, “Why would I ever need a flashlight that looks like The Doctor’s sonic screwdriver?” Well, you don’t really. But still, it is kinda nifty to have a Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver LED Flashlight ($12.99). It just is.

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The other show that grabbed me by the collar is Modern Family (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) – Which I will state, in no uncertain terms, is the finest family sitcom ever produced. Hyperbolic? A little bit, but it really has managed to walk a tightrope of being grounded enough to be relatable but far enough out there to be exciting. And it’s brought Ed O’Neill back to comedy. We must celebrate that. The box set includes deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition ($69.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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While some fell out of love with the 3rd season of 30 Rock (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), I’m still firmly in love with it, though. The 3-disc set contains extended versions of a pair of episodes, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a photo gallery.

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There have been a few attempts in the past to collect his incredible body of work in book form, but the one to finally make it out of the gates is The Art Of Drew Struzan (Titan Books, $34.95 SRP). Sadly, it’s not as comprehensive as some of the prior efforts, but it’s still a large, lovely overview of one of the most recognizable film poster illustrators…well, ever… whose work can be seen on everything from Raiders of the Lost Ark and Blade Runner to Back To The Future and An American Tail. The book is narrated by Struzan, who takes you on a guided tour of the pieces and the process behind them.

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HBO’s Jonathan Ames created/inspired sitcom Bored To Death (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is just as precious and cute as you would expect a project borne of Brooklyn hipster intellectualism to be, equal parts entertaining and painfully cooler than thou. The 2-disc set contains all 8 first season episodes, plus audio commentaries and featurettes. A Blu-Ray edition ($49.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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I can’t watch the ludicrously over-the-top Spartacus: Blood And Sand (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP) without immediately thinking of Charlie Brooker’s brilliant take down of it, and illumination of its aforementioned ludicrous over-the-top nature. I mean, the blood isn’t just blood – it’s BLOOD. And lots of it. And maimings, and mutilations, and copious amounts of awkward nudity. Bonus features include audio commentaries and a clutch of featurettes. A Blu-Ray edition ($79.97 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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I think I may be tiring of How I Met Your Mother (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$38.98 SRP) and its increasingly off-putting avoidance of the its titular quest. For the first few seasons it was a cute mystery, but now we can’t invest on anything because there’s always a sense of an impending bait and switch. The 5th season set contains all 24 episodes, plus featurettes, music videos, and gag reel.

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Taking an in-depth study of middle America – Munice, Indiana, to be exact – in 1982, the 6-part documentary series Middletown (Icarus, Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP) is a brilliant snapshot of the culture, values, prejudices, hopes, and fears of an average American town. Give it a spin.

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Taking a fictionalized look at the events that brought the infamous alien autopsy footage to the public eye in 1995, Alien Autopsy (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$14.98 SRP) is best when its two leads – Britain’s presenting duo Ant & Dec – are onscreen as the pals that found the “footage). Bonus features include an audio commentary, alternate opening, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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It’s quite a daunting – some would say foolish – idea to jump in and attempt to do an overview and analysis of the history of film comedy, but Saul Austerlitz’s Another Fine Mess: A History Of Film Comedy (Chicago Review Press, $24.95 SRP) is an admirable, enjoyable stab at doing just that. Fans of film comedy will enjoy it as a refresher course, as well as an introduction to some pieces they may have overlooked.

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Joseph Campbell’s influential PBS series The Power Of Myth (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) gets a new 2-disc special edition upgrade, featuring a conversation with Campbell, selections from host Bill Moyers’ interview with George Lucas, galleries, and a viewer’s guide.

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In viewing it again after a quite a few years, the best way I can sum up how American Beauty (Dreamworks, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) feels is by saying it all feels so precious. I think it’s a kinder way of pointing how pretentiously artificial its middle class suburban drama feels, from Kevin Spacey’s midlife crisis to the high school kids’ fumbling flirting… Really, just all of it. The new Blu-Ray features an audio commentary, a featurette, a storyboard presentation, and a pair of theatrical trailers.

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How many of you remember that the first live action film ever released by Dreamworks was the George Clooney & Nicole Kidman action thriller The Peacemaker (Dreamworks, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), in which the pair had to track do0wn a clutch of stolen Russian nukes before the thieves can do something really nasty with them. Newly on Blu-Ray, bonus features include deleted scenes, stunt footage, and the theatrical trailer.

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I was shocked – SHOCKED – when Drea de Matteo arrived on Wisteria Lane harboring secrets. Secrets? On Wisteria Lane? Unheard of! And then a plane crashed on the lane, which is probably the most normal thing that’s happened there the entire series. Desperate Housewives: Season 6 (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP) contains featurettes, deleted scenes, bloopers, and a poorly-written set of interviews featuring the current Miss Piggy.

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The folks at the Warner Archive dip into the vault for a pair of rarely seen George Pal productions sure to make completionists happy – Atlantis: The Lost Continent & The Power (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 each). The condition of the prints isn’t the greatest, but at least they’re available.

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It should come as no surprise that the main draw of Castle (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP) is star Nathan Fillion, whose charisma managed to make even the mediocre Firefly almost watchable. The complete 2nd season set contains all 24 episodes, plus featurettes, deleted scenes, outtakes, and more.

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A vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost walks into a second season. You know, that sounded a lot better in my head. No, really, it did sound a lot better there. Seriously. Anyway, the second season of Being Human (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.98 SRP) is out, and it finds our three supernatural roomies are being hunted by a group of religious nuts bent on their destruction. Bonus features include a whole clutch of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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Explore the first family of NASCAR racing via the documentary Petty Blue (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), which looks at the four generations of racing Pettys – from Lee to Richard to Kyle to Adam – as they helped define a national pastime. Bonus features include featurettes, bonus interviews, and deleted scenes.

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Their owner still won’t license them for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVDs, but the restored Gamera films continue to roll out with a new pair of double feature releases – Gamera vs Guiron/Gamera vs Jiger and Gamera vs Gyaos/Gamera vs Viras (Shout Factory, Not Rated. DVD-$19.93 SRP).

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Witness a little bit of your soul die if you dare to partake of Disney’s latest awkward exploitation of their catalogue characters with Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which is basically Peter Pan by way of Spice World – or Tink In The City. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, featurettes, and a music video.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Trailer Park: WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS, THE OFFICE: SEASON 6 Giveaway, ROBIN HOOD Giveaway

By Christopher Stipp

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The Exploding Girl -DVD Review

girlBradley Rust Gray has made a film that champions life and love the way it happens, unfolds, and dissolves: slowly.

All you really need to know about this film, which stars Zoe Kazan as Ivy, a girl you wish you could have known throughout your own formative years, is that it is really an intimate portrait of a woman who has a boyfriend waiting for at the college she’s currently attending, she is coming home for spring break, and she is connecting with her old friend Al (Mark Rendall).

What happens after these two re-connect after having been away from one another for a while is the basis for what can only be called one of the most gentle examinations of young people I have seen all year. Kazan has a minimalist style when it comes to pacing and framing a scene but that works oh so well here because our subjects themselves are unpolished and aren’t weighed down with the accouterments of real life bearing down on them.

This is the time, college, when relationships with people are quickly formed and can be dissolved just as fast. The character trait that Ivy has an unfortunate medical condition whereby she is prone to stress related seizures only punctuates the fragility of this woman as she tries to discover just what it is she wants. More importantly, she is also trying to discover what it is she can handle. We watch as Al and Ivy quietly tiptoe around each other, the ritualistic dance many boy/girl friends have done since time immemorial, trying to see whether there is a fit for this person beyond just friendship. It’s a defining time for these two people as they knock around a big city, the camera feeling like an intimate conduit that is beaming us a real time blow-by-blow of the events of people who feel so real.

Kazan, for her part, deserves all the kudos for acting in a movie that showcases her to have a real talent at just being, well, real. We believe her because she believes in the strength of Ivy and this movie could not be more worthy of your acceptance and attention.

The DVD is available now.

Red Riding Trilogy – DVD Review

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Everything you’ve heard about this film is true. All the good things, anyway.

What people who have already seen this appreciate about these films is that they all tell a great story. It’s not enough that the premise of these is that it follows the destruction left in the wake of a serial killer that terrorized a section of England in the 70’s and 80’s but it’s that you have three different directors making three different films that all feel connected in an emotional way.

Sure, you have talent behind the lens of Anand Tucker, Julian Jarrold, and James Marsh who are all, in their own right, brilliant filmmakers making three films that could stand on their own against a lot of what Hollywood would deem a thriller, but the real power here is the performances of those tapped to make this story feel as visceral as it is.

With actors like Sean Bean, Andrew Garfield, and even the indomitable Peter Mullan, you have actors that turn what could have simply been a mini-series on the Lifetime network a series of films that simply form a triptych of powerful proportions. For, you see, the movie is much more than just people getting murdered in two separate decades. The movie delves into the politics and corruption at the heart of a case that shatters any idealism that honest police and hardworking detectives were doing their best to find the killer that could not be found.

We owe a lot to the power of these films in seeing how our own foibles and commonalities here in the States coincide with botched investigations and crooked cops, politicians, and government officials. Is it that this movie is a reminder that this could happen anywhere at any time, that it is a simulacrum of the many events we ourselves have witnessed being tucked gently under a rug and almost willed to forget? I would say that this movie derives its sense of evil not so much of the killer who is out hunting lambs but that there is a killer of a different sort who is a lamb himself.

The movie is not only worth a rental but it is worth your money to go out and purchase. You should spend time watching them, jamming through them all at once like a seasonal television show just out on DVD, would spoil the intended effect of letting the questions it raises about the nature of man and his unending ability to be corrupted sink in.

The killer is almost perfunctory to the thrill of watching who really becomes the hunted.

About the DVD:

Sure to be one of the cinematic events of the year, RED RIDING is a mesmerizing neo-noir epic based on factual events and adapted for the screen by Tony Grisoni (FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS) from David Peace’s electrifying series of novels. An official selection of the Telluride, New York, Chicago and AFI Festivals, and acclaimed by critics an eminent accomplishment, the trilogy follows several characters in intertwining storylines united by the horror wrought by the “Yorkshire Ripper,” a serial killer who terrorized northwest England in the 1970s and ’80s.The three films are directed by three notable filmmakers–Julian Jarrold (BRIDESHEAD REVISITED), Academy-Award(R)-winner James Marsh (MAN ON WIRE) and Anand Tucker (SHOPGIRL). Each boasts a stellar British cast that includes Andrew Garfield (THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS), Sean Bean (LORD OF THE RINGS), Paddy Considine (DEAD MAN’S SHOES), Rebecca Hall (VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA), and Peter Mullan (TRAINSPOTTING).RED RIDING – 1974 (Directed by Julian Jarrold) centers on a rookie journalist, Eddie Dunford (Andrew Garfield), whose investigation of a series of child abductions and murders leads him to suspect that there’s a terrifying connection between the perpetrators and the upper echelons of Yorkshire power.

The Office: Season 6 -DVD Giveaway

officeDo I think it’s right that my seven year-old knows who Michael is, that she can tell you why Dwight is the best part of the show? Further, does it make me proud that she has a vested interest in why Jim and Pam love each other?

Not really but I really liked this season’s batch of episodes, I can tell you that. The series is most certainly evolving and this season showed a glimmer of growth that we haven’t seen in a television comedy in a long time. I know some were perturbed by some of the directions this series took this year but, and I would assert, it’s still trying new things and is constantly looking to up its game. I’m going to be there for season seven and I am hoping it again challenges what you’ve come to love about this series.

For those wanting a chance to be ensconced in the love that is Nard Dog shoot me a line at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll get you entered to win a hefty Season Six DVD set.

About the DVD:

Experience the ultimate way to enjoy “…TV’s best comedy” (Alex Pappademas, GQ), The Office, with this must-own five-disc set that includes every Season Six episode, plus an uncensored original digital short, hours of deleted scenes and much more! Follow Michael (Steve Carell), Dwight (Rainn Wilson), Jim (John Krasinski), Pam (Jenna Fischer), Ryan (B.J. Novak), Andy (Ed Helms) and the rest of the Scranton crew as they pursue new heights of inappropriateness while facing everything from new romances, marriage and parenthood to new ownership, Darryl’s (Craig Robinson) rise to middle management and a ball-busting new boss! Developed for American television by Primetime Emmy® Award winner Greg Daniels, “The Office is so funny it hurts” (Joanna Weiss, The Boston Globe)!

Robin Hood – DVD Giveaway

robinA movie that showed the kind of grit and dirt that ought to have been there all along, Robin Hood was a pleasant surprise.

The trailers didn’t sell the movie well so it’s great that the world will now be able to see that this was a movie worth your time. Russell Crowe is actually a great Robin, those who want to talk about Kevin Costner can go suck it with that mullet wig of his, and the story is a fairly compelling one that at the very least makes for a perfect movie that’s worth your rental cash.

But you may not even have to spend any cash getting your grubby little mitts on a copy of this as I have a few sitting on my desk that need a home. If you’re interested please shoot me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll get you entered to win a copy.

About the Movie:

Oscar winner Russell Crowe stars as the legendary figure known by generations as “Robin Hood,” whose exploits have endured in popular mythology and ignited the imagination of those who share his spirit of adventure and righteousness. In 13th century England, Robin and his band of marauders confront corruption in a local village and lead an uprising against the crown that will forever alter the balance of world power. And whether thief or hero, one man from humble beginnings will become an eternal symbol of freedom for his people.

The untitled Robin Hood adventure chronicles the life of an expert archer, previously interested only in self-preservation, from his service in King Richard’s army against the French. Upon Richard’s death, Robin travels to Nottingham, a town suffering from the corruption of a despotic sheriff and crippling taxation, where he falls for the spirited widow Lady Marion (Oscar winner Cate Blanchett), a woman skeptical of the identity and motivations of this crusader from the forest. Hoping to earn the hand of Maid Marion and salvage the village, Robin assembles a gang whose lethal mercenary skills are matched only by its appetite for life. Together, they begin preying on the indulgent upper class to correct injustices under the sheriff.

With their country weakened from decades of war, embattled from the ineffective rule of the new king and vulnerable to insurgencies from within and threats from afar, Robin and his men heed a call to ever greater adventure. This unlikeliest of heroes and his allies set off to protect their country from slipping into bloody civil war and return glory to England once more.

The 4 Complete Ed Sullivan Shows Starring The Beatles – DVD Review

edbeatles_approvedcoverwebWhen I went to see The Beatles LOVE, the Cirque du Soliel Vegas production, I was a marginal fan.

I would support anyone’s assertion that they were the band that changed the face of music but I didn’t realize how deep their fan base was until I saw this show and found myself completely taken by the interpretations of dozens of the Fab Five’s classic pop singles. I immediately bought Shout!, the most comprehensive biography about the band, bought a few new collections of their material and I have been living in the 60’s ever since.

Lo and behold this makes its way to my door and I could not have been more thrilled. Here was a time capsule of true television, of when these four guys just decimated a teenage population and ignited the world.

What you get out of watching these four shows is a taste for what was going on in pop culture at that time. Not only are we talking about the music but we also get the original commercials (!) as they ran with the show. For those of us who get a thrill out of watching commercials around the time we were all weaned in front of the boob tube this is an especially fun feature of this presentation.

About the Beatles, however, this is a gem worth its weight in fun. Not only do we get the original performances on the show but we also get a taste for how Ed Sullivan received the quintet on his program. It was not a love fest on both sides of that relationship and, in fact, you can sense that here was a host that was darn near annoyed at the prospect of having the deal with the boys. Of the oodles of extras you get on this disc you get Sullivan interviewing them and, again, looks pained for having to do so. It’s an amazing thing to witness.

What’s more about this DVD is that it is much more than just The Beatles playing their singles and driving everyone into a complete froth. This is a historical document, really, that shows you where the 60’s became less about the military industrial complex and became more about the youth culture that was roaring forth and claiming their identity. It’s hard not to watch these shows and not feel all of that because you can hear, hear it through your soul, that these guys were destined to be much more than just musicians.

For sheer nostalgia alone this DVD is worth buying. For everything else, there is no doubt it would be a wonderful document to own.

About the DVD:

When The Beatles stepped onto Sullivan’s New York stage on Sunday, February 9, 1964, to make their American TV debut, 86 percent of all TVs on at that hour–73 million Americans–tuned in. It was the most-watched program in history to that point and remains one of the most-watched programs of all time.

“The Beatles changed music and popular culture forever,” says Bruce Resnikoff, President & CEO, UMe . “This DVD collection contains treasured performances and UME is thrilled to bring these milestones of music and television history to fans, whether they saw the shows the first time or have never seen them.”

“We used the full extent of today’s technology,” says Andrew Solt, Executive Producer and CEO of SOFA Entertainment, which purchased all 1,050 hours of “The Ed Sullivan Show” in 1990. “The quality is better than it ever was, in fact, better than when the shows aired, especially visually. For example, the February 16 performance was from Miami ‘s Deauville Hotel, not from a studio. The quality of the tape image was very fragile. We went back and improved it frame by frame.”

With a running time of more than 250 minutes, The 4 Complete Ed Sullivan Shows Starring The Beatles presents those shows uncut, including not only all of the other performances but also all of the original commercials. The audio is available in both mono and a 5.1 remix. Also included on the two-DVD set will be material from other “Sullivan” shows, notably a short interview with The Beatles which has not been seen since its original television airing in 1964.

In addition, the new DVD set has been augmented with approximately 13 minutes of additional footage. The added material, rare Beatles-related gems from other “Sullivan” shows, is placed at the end of each disc. Among them is a brief London interview with The Beatles by Sullivan which has not been seen since the day it aired (May 24, 1964); a 1966 black-and-white commercial for Beatles dolls introduced by Sullivan in color; and the host reading a 1967 telegram from The Beatles congratulating him on the renaming of the studio to “The Ed Sullivan Theater.”

America: The Story of Us – DVD Review

americaWe’ve talked about this before. I’m awful at history.

One of the best things, then, about watching this series that charts America’s history from the very beginning to the 21st century this is one historical document that uses CGI in a way that helps to enhance the stodgy and stuffy videos we used to have to suffer through in grade school.The thing, as well, that makes this such a riveting 12 part series is how it incorporates academics who help couch what we’re watching and modern popular culture icons to talk about what we’re witnessing. One episode, in particular, talks about the Revolution and, through the use of multiple means of defining the moments that shaped this period in history, it’s a refresher for people like myself who want to be entertained as they learn about the bigger events of this time.

From historical luminaries like Buzz Aldrin to pop icons like Donald Trump and Margret Cho (!) the commentary that we get from these people is much like an episode of I Love The 80’s but this time with muskets instead of Swatches. It energizes a quaint and passe method to learning about the high points of American history without getting bogged down in the reality of the time. It’s not really educational in the strictest sense of the word but who are the ones smiling now that I jammed through 12 episodes of this series? So worth the time to sit down and enjoy.

About the DVD:

The most in-depth television series ever produced by HISTORYâ„¢, AMERICA THE STORY OF US is the first television event in nearly 40 years to present a comprehensive telling of America’s monumental history, and the most elaborate and ambitious in the scale of its cinematic vision. And, on September 14, A&E Home Entertainment unveils this mother of all history lessons, a powerful and compelling 12-part series from the creative minds that brought us Planet Earth, featuring highly realistic CGI animation (the most ambitious CGI the network has ever applied to a historical narrative), dramatic re-creations and thoughtful insights from some of America’s most respected artists, business leaders, academics and intellectuals ““ as well as a very special introduction from President Barack Obama. For Americans of all walks, this extraordinary release will be available day-and-date on both extras-laden DVD and Blu-ray, online downloads, along with a stunning 412-page companion book containing heavily illustrated pages with over 300 full-color images, “charticles” and text.

Making history itself as the most watched premiere in network history ““ seen by nearly 6 million viewers ““ AMERICA THE STORY OF US tells the extraordinary story of how America was invented, looking at the moments where Americans harnessed technology to advance human progress — from the rigors of linking the continent by transcontinental railroad, the internet of its day, to triumphing over vertical space through construction of steel structured buildings to putting a man on the moon. This is history with roots in the physical world: wilderness, animals, weather, and the sea, and it’s brought to amazing life firsthand through patriots, frontiersmen, slaves, abolitionists, Native Americans, pioneers, immigrants, entrepreneurs and inventors. The series is also a story of conflict ““ Native American wars, slavery, the revolutionary war that birthed the nation, the civil war that divided it and the great world wars that shaped its future and an intensive look at the forces that have shaped our nation – the people, places and things that created this most astounding country.

Historical events covered in AMERICA THE STORY OF US include: the arrival of the first English settlers, the Revolutionary War, westward expansion, economic growth of the north and south, the Civil War, the settling of the Great Plains, the development of modern, industrialized cities, the California Gold Rush and the western frontier, the Great Depression and the Second World Wars right up to present day. And, among the breathtaking historical eras and events that have been meticulously recreated with CGI effects are a meteor that crashes through the Appalachian Mountains 300 million years ago to create the Cumberland Gap, the British Navy’s spectacular bombardment of the New York Harbor at the dawn of the Revolutionary War, New England whalers risking their lives to kill their valuable prey, the wide open western plains teeming with massive herds of buffalo, the construction of the Statue of Liberty, and the Erie Canal and transcontinental railroad that opened up central commercial routes and connected the continent together.

Special consultants include Professors Daniel Walker Howe, David M. Kennedy and Henry Louis Gates, Jr. As well, reflecting on pivotal events in American history are some of the most respected names from the arts, letters, media, politics, business and academia who share their personal thoughts on what American history means to them, including: Brian Williams, Buzz Aldrin, Colin Powell, David Baldacci, General David H. Petraeus, Donald Trump, Michael Douglas, General Tommy Franks and many more.

From the revolutionary war that birthed the nation to the civil war that divided it, and to the making of the modern world, AMERICA THE STORY OF US is an epic, dramatic, heartbreaking and triumphant journey that reminds us that American history truly belongs to we, the people.

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

wall-street-2-posterTrying to understand why Gordon Gekko is such a failure in this film is to understand what it is that got Wall Street firms, and the American economy, in trouble in the first place.

It was the idea that no one would ever decipher the cipher that is the collateral debt obligation, a financial asset-backed security that ultimately proved to be utterly worthless, and that people would blindly line up to reap the benefits of its complexity. The news I have, however, is that Gordon Gekko starts off as an attractive asset whose mere presence in the marketplace should have meant security and insurance but, ultimately, costs this film its equity. It’s a metaphor, to be sure, but boy does it fit.

Opening with Shia LaBeouf’s character, Jacob Moore, we see how the world is since the days of Gekko greed. The world has shifted from a marketplace where money was made with those who had access to not only capital but the means with which to execute to one where any Tom, Dick, or Sally with an internet connection could day trade until all they have left in the world is the computer they squandered their life savings on. Moore is much in the vein of the new guard, a kid who doesn’t mind risking everything he has on the one thing he believes to be worth something. He loses it all, of course, and this movie is all about losing. The losing of one’s self, of losing love, of losing sight on what’s important, and, more importantly, losing of one’s money.

Moore embodies the brilliance of young money’s hopefulness and the idea that through sheer brute force money can materialize through effort and belief. And what a belief he has, this young upstart, thinking that biotech is the wave of the future, a profitable future, and thus the blinders that this young man has on his head become apparent.

Not only does LeBeouf play a man who knowingly is dating the woman who Gordon Gekko long ago abandoned on his way to jail for white collar crimes he committed during the first Wall Street but there is a curious relationship that forms between the young trader and the freshly sprung elder statesman. Michael Douglas, as the slightly less volatile version of his former self, doesn’t feel as connected to LeBeouf in the same way as the Gekko/Fox partnership. The latter made for such a sinister snapshot, albeit entirely correct, of 80’s materialism and was a portent of the recession that would soon be on the horizon that you can see how Charlie Sheen’s Fox gets seduced by the allure of it all, how he descends into a pit of his own making.

Here though? LeBeouf only has his stupidity to blame. There is no allure besides the green upstart of a corporation he is all but helping to bankroll out of his pocket, LeBeouf blindly doing whatever he can to keep that dream alive much to the detriment to everything around him. Carey Mulligan, as Winnie Gekko, does a wonderful job being convinced her father needs to stay out of her life and will never amount to anything more than a man who needs money to fuel his sense of self and comes across as sincere when she ditches LeBeouf in favor of staying on the liberal path of social consciousness, eschewing everything that money represents, and providing almost a ham-fisted portrait of someone for whom money means nothing.

Ah, but it does mean something. Through a series of motions and swindles and backdoor dealings, those who deserve their comeuppance get it, ultimately, because they deserve it but it’s really Gordon who deserves the ire for why this shallow exploration of the financial crisis has about as much bite as any piece of financial regulation currently making its way though the legislature. The sad truth is that Gekko’s character is rendered inert through a series of interactions where his motivations are muddy and, the ultimate betrayal, when you can feel a writer’s hand crafting an ending that doesn’t only feel false, it’s just plain inconceivable. I’ll save you the surprise but it’s sad to see that this is how director Oliver Stone wants to end Gekko’s life on the screen. He is a man who we all know from his monologue about what pure love for power and money can do to people and has, now, shifted from a man who has a book to sell and is willing to become a shill for his own ideas about what other people are doing to your 401k or what other people are doing to your money when it should be Gekko’s turn. It’s his time to shine but he doesn’t. The movie collapses on its own wishy-washy logic and the utterly stupid convenience whereby LeBeouf is able to ultimately make his problems magically disappear, down to the precise and exact dollar amount needed, is a sign of not only lazy screenwriting but a sign of how disappointing this movie is when you consider the possibility of it all.

There was a chance here to take men and women who are lighting $1 bills in order to fuel their cigars to task for their wholesale pillaging of the American public and how many of them still are in positions of power simply because we’re too dumb to fire them, lest these geniuses who got us into this mess leave us unable to comprehend how to undo it all, but nothing was done. Sure, Josh Brolin as Bretton James gets his but, really, does he? I would argue that he doesn’t. In a country where wealth buys you a better life, a better criminal defense, and a better world view there was nothing Oliver Stone had to say that was particularly poignant or resonant.

The greatest indignity that we are forced to accept about his film is that a leopard can change its spots. It’s cliched as any cliche out there but Stone wants us to think it’s possible, even after the harshest reality that could be possible is magically undone, to the tune of $100 million dollars. Cliches become more prevalent as we head towards the ending of this film and it’s just a shame that instead of talking about how this film represents what’s best about a director who has let a couple of decades pass before making a sequel, we’re talking about how this represents the worst of what can happen when that same director missteps as egregiously as this.

Gordon Gekko is an animal, a carnivore. He’s not a castrated stray as he’s portrayed here and it’s a disappointment.

Party Favors: Leggo My LEGOs

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brickjournalCARLSBAD – LEGOs…those colorful blocks that snap together so easily. Many view them as a childhood toy, but they’re serious fun among collectors and adult builders. They can vacation at the American LEGOland. They can get those rare pieces at LEGO stores across the country in malls. LEGO video games featuring Star Wars, Batman and Indiana Jones are all the rage. Keeping up with what’s happening in LEGO is about as foreboding a task as your mother keeping up with your LEGOs.

Joe Meno organizes the LEGO universe through BrickJournal magazine. The periodical announces upcoming products, events and how-to articles by top buildings. It’s a coffeetable magazine featuring all the LEGO pieces your kids lost under the sofa. The pages are addictive even for someone mildly interested in LEGO with illustrations that show how the plastic building blocks can snap into amazing works of art. For those who don’t want to clutter up their houses with paper products, BrickJournal can be viewed in electronic form.

Seeing how Joe Meno and I worked together at N.C. State’s Technician newspaper, I dropped him an email to find out how he discovered the “Bliss Job” while I stumbled into a life of crime.

PARTY FAVORS: What made you realize that BrickJournal could work as a magazine?

MENO: BrickJournal started as an online publication, and on launch, it was downloaded by over 50,000 users – that was a pretty obvious sign that something was up.

PARTY FAVORS: How much support do you get from LEGO?

MENO: The LEGO Group provided me with seed money to start the magazine in 2005 and continue to provide support with stories and sales support by selling the mag in its stores. I constantly get information and story leads from them.

PARTY FAVORS: What feature story has received the biggest response from readers?

MENO: Good question. Surprising enough, I don’t get many letters. I tend to get most of my feedback at conventions. The biggest response has come from the sixth issue, which had reports on the design behind the Space sets that are now out.

PARTY FAVORS: Is it relief to run a magazine that doesn’t have to put a Kardashian sister on the cover?

MENO: Yes. One of the running jokes with the magazine staff is to find some way to put some sex appeal in the magazine. Because we are a family friendly magazine, though, that is something that is really frowned upon.

PARTY FAVORS: Do you get people emailing you about the Eggo shortage?

MENO: Nope – though I do get that when I am at non-LEGO events.

PARTY FAVORS: How much time do you spend traveling around to various LEGO exhibitions?

MENO: Between the US events and the European events, I am at 5 events stateside and 3 events overseas – so something about every 6 weeks.

PARTY FAVORS: What sort of reaction did you get at Comic-Con? Do the booth babes like to talk LEGO action with you?

MENO: During Comic-Con, I have done presentations, so I have a tiny bit of status. However, most of the time I look like any other person there. The booth babes pay me just as much mind as they would do anyone else, but some talk about LEGO. It’s really funny when people first encounter the magazine – it’s not taken seriously at first, then once they open the mag, they start talking about what they built as kids.

PARTY FAVORS: What LEGO items get the most eyeballing at Comic Con?

MENO: Usually the exclusive sets for the convention.

PARTY FAVORS: How huge is Star Wars in the LEGO Universe?

MENO: Star Wars is one of their big sellers, and got many adult builders (like me) back into the LEGO hobby.

PARTY FAVORS: What is the most rare of the Star Wars set?

MENO: Out of the production sets? hmmm, good question. There was a play set of Cloud City – it was the first set to introduce Lando Calrissian. It was only sold at the LEGO stores and in the catalog.

PARTY FAVORS: Has anyone figured out how many LEGO bricks would be needed to create an actual size Death Star?

MENO: No, and don’t even think about it!

PARTY FAVORS: What’s the biggest object you’ve seen made out of LEGOs?

MENO: 16.5 foot long aircraft carrier. With aircraft, electronics, and interior. Insane work.

PARTY FAVORS: Are there other science fiction films that get Star Wars level LEGO love? Are there tributes to Alien or Battlestar Galactica on the horizon?

MENO: Yes, but they are a little harder to find. Battlestar Galactica has been the subject of some great models (the Vipers) at conventions.

PARTY FAVORS: What’s considered the most unpopular LEGO tie-in to a movie or TV show?

MENO: Currently Ben 10. Before that, Galidor.

PARTY FAVORS: Will they ever make LEGO sets paying tribute to Bea Arthur and Art Carney being in the Star Wars Holiday Special?

MENO: Probably not, but sooner or later, a builder is going to take the plunge:-)!

PARTY FAVORS: Has anyone made a LEGO bust of Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory?

MENO: Not yet. See above.

PARTY FAVORS: What is the oddest thing you’ve seen created with LEGOs?

MENO: Nudes. What was odd was not the nudes, but the fig leaves that had to be placed on them to keep them family friendly. Sad thing is, I had to request the fig leaves for a convention I was running.

PARTY FAVORS: What was the first complicated thing you made out of LEGOs?

MENO: Way back when I made submarines – 2nd grade or so. I was fascinated by Jacques Cousteau’s underwater voyages and read the books, so it was something of a natural jump to build little subs for my marine explorers.

PARTY FAVORS: How much of your LEGO collection was vacuumed up by your mother?

MENO: Not as much as was left behind when I came back to the US from Germany where my dad was stationed.

To experience the LEGO love, visit www.brickjournal.com.

LOBBYIST LOOT

Casino Jack and the United States of Money hits the DVD shelf on Sept 14. Now you can figure out what the heck Jack Abramoff did with all the lobbyist cash. Director Alex Gibney straightens out the tangled tale of the man who ripped off Indian tribes and paid his way into the White House. Here’s an interview with producer Zena Barakat done at the Full Frame Documentary Film Festival in Durham, NC:

NOOOOO!!!!!!

How could the Cartoon Network stop making The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack? What am I supposed to watch in the wee hours during my detox cool down? Who will understand me when I shout, “Adventure!” Spongebob goes on for a decade, but his nautical cousin gets yanked at less than 50 episodes. It’s a crime. Thurop Van-Orman needs to work for Adult Swim on his next project. This means Brian Doyle-Murray now can focus on The Middle.

MR MAYHEM

Congratulations to Dean Winters for his Mayhem series of All State ads. He’s back to his wheelhouse of portraying chaotic evil on screen. He’s crashing cars, eating seats and looking sexy while jogging. You can’t help, but watch him bring the FightClub feel to the ad world. Before these 30 second epics, Winters greatest role was the Irish-American inmate Ryan O’Reilly on Oz. You never knew which way his character would go inside the Emerald City. In this pitchman role, he’s going to cause destruction on the road and around the house.

What’s remarkable is a year ago Winters’ heart stopped for over two minutes. He had major surgery to survive. Now Dean is finally getting more attention than his time on 30 Rock and Rescue Me. If you enjoy his devious nature in the All State ads, get your hand on the Oz DVD sets. Here’s him as sexy jogger:

NIGHTMARE

I wake up to find Claire Robinson in my kitchen. She’s craves the fifth ingredient – my kidneys!

SANDRA’S FAULT

I’m sick of Hollywood getting behind Sandra Bullock in her divorce. If anyone is to blame for this tabloid ugliness, it’s Miss Congeniality. She’s the nice girl who married Jesse James, the biker outlaw. She’s the one who attempted to tame the pitbull into her precious lapdog. Should anyone be surprised that he wasn’t going to remain a clone of Father Knows Best for the rest of his life? Yet he’s the bad guy for not being her bitch. Why did he have to go to sex rehab to repair the relationship? If anything could have saved their marriage it would have been her going under the needle for extensive ink work. The man likes tattoos on his ladies. Why didn’t Sandy get her arms coated in Technicolor sleeves? She needed to do a little more giving in the relationship. Yet somehow she thought she could break him of that fetish. You can’t deny a man his core identity. At some point he’s going to revert to his true nature. She’s not a victim of a cheating husband. She’s the loser in a battle to break a man’s will.

RAGING TURTLE

Gamera is back with four of his eight Showa flicks finally getting the VIP treatment on DVD. For those needing a Mega-Monster fix, Gamera Double Feature DVDs are this Halloween’s must have collections. Forget those crummy discs that were lifted from low-fi AIP and Sandy Frank TV tapes. It’s time to upgrade to get the full effect of the massive radioactive turtle on the Cinemascope battlefields.

Gamera Vs. Gyaos / Gamera Vs. Viras has the turtle battle a bat creature and an intergalactic squid. Gamera Vs. Gyaos was the first of his films I saw when it aired on WLVI-56 in Boston’s Creature Feature. That was the late night companion to the legendary afternoon Creature Double Feature. Those were the glory days of UHF stations before the birth of infomercials. Gyaos is a giant bat-like creature with a flat top head and spiked teeth. He shoots lasers out of his mouth. He cuts off one of Gamera’s hands. However the turtle does not qualify for a handicap parking tag since Gamera can regenerate body parts. There’s a little boy with a yellow cap that gets to fly around on the turtle’s shell. Even with the kiddie angle, the battles are fierce as countryside model sets get destroyed with extra zest. Gamera Vs. Viras lets aliens in a bumble bee color scheme UFO kidnap a pair of bratty boy scouts. It’s up to Gamera to get them out of trouble. The kids repay the favor by helping Gamera beat a giant squid monster. He doesn’t quite put up the fight on the level of Gyaos. These boy scouts really need to get their ranks pulled.

Gamera Vs. Guiron / Gamera Vs. Jiger reminds us that Gamera is a friend to all children since kids are extremely involved in both adventures. Two boys stumble across an empty spaceship at the start of Guiron. They don’t even think about alerting the authorities. Instead they climb inside and start pushing buttons. This leads to them being transported across the galaxy to a planet where the monster Guiron dominates a futuristic society. Guiron has a knifeblade for a head and fires Ninja throwing stars. He butchers up a cousin of Gyaos. The evil women on the planet have evil plans for the boys. It’s up to Gamera to visit the planet and save the them. The things this turtle has to do to help children is rather annoying. Jiger takes us to the 1970 World’s Fair in Osaka. Why aren’t World’s Fairs cool anymore? After Knoxville, they just lost all steam. Imagine the surprise of the folks in Osaka when they also hosted a super monster battle? Jiger gets summoned to the site after idiots decided to locate the giant idol she protects on the fairgrounds. Gamera doesn’t have a chance battling her. The turtle gets frozen and something squirted down his throat. It’s up to two kids to use a mini-submarine to go inside Gamera to revive him. It’s like a life-size version of Fantastic Voyage. Can the kids get out before they’re digested?

All four films feature both the Japanese soundtracks and their original English dubs that you heard on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Shout! Factory will announce a date on the Gamera Vs. Zigra and Gamera: Super Monster double feature set that wraps up the original run of Gamera before he was revived in the mid-90s. Remember that Gamera is extra cool since he had a guest shot on this season of Mad Men.

DVD SHELF

StarCrash: 2 -Disc Collector’s Edition – Roger Corman’s Cult Classics brings together the greatest talent in the universe in a movie that’s got a special effect that’s beyond Star Wars. Did you say, “What?” Nothing in George Lucas’ vision compares to the beauty of Caroline Munro saving the universe in a bikini and high-heeled boots. The British beauty plays Stella Star, an outlaw who is the only hope in battling the evil Joe Spinell (The Godfather and Rocky). She does get assistance from a robot that talks like Slim Pickens and the legendary Marjoe Gortner (creepy guy in Earthquake). Her goal is to rescue a young prince who would one day rule Germany – David Hasselhoff. The Hoff and Marjoe have a battle of the man perm locks. Their hairdos make stylists weep tears of joy. Of course the greatest reason to watch the film is the exotic Munro. She’s a Bond girl, a Hammer hottie and the lady with the eye on her hand from The Golden Voyage of Sinbad. She’s still hot since the bonus features include a recent interview with her. She has plenty of memories working on the Italian set with the mega stars. She’d go on to do two more films with Spinell: Maniac and Fanatic. Stephan Romano does an amazing job of telling the history of the film. The guy had to make two commentary tracks to give us the goods. He was working on a book, but this is so much better. Special Effects director Armando Valcauda gives us a pictorial history of his life and work on the film. Turns out he wrote Ray Harryhausen and Ward Kimball while learning his craft in Italy. There words inspired him. For those who adored StarCrash at the drive-in, prepare to be thrilled by a top notch transfer. There’s a Blu-ray version if you want to see Caroline Munro in 1080p. She’s so much hotter than Princess Leia and her bun braids.

Flash Forward: The Complete Series captures what appeared to be the next big puzzle series since Lost was wrapping up. It had a great premise about everyone in the world passing out for 137 seconds. Why did it happen? What was being done as we all slept? The cast was top notch with Joseph Fiennes (Shakespeare in Love) and John Cho (Harold & Kumar Go to the White Castle) as FBI agents putting together the pieces. They even had Lost cast members Dominic Monaghan and Sonya Walger. The FBI discovers that during the blackout people get a glimpse of what will happen to them on a future date. The series only lasted 22 dates, luckily viewers aren’t quite left completely hanging. They do take us up to the Flash Forward date. The bonus features include deleted scenes and bloopers. They break down what it took to make the world black out. Make sure you don’t fall asleep while watching the show cause you’ll wonder what really happened while you were unconscious.

NCIS: Los Angeles: The First Season contains the big freshman hit of the year. How could it not be a hit with the tag team of LL Cool J and Chris O’Donnell. It’s the GOAT and Robin kicking ass as part of the NCIS Office of Special Projects force. The spin-off of the hit NCIS ramps up the action with the procedural. They go after spies, terrorists and mobsters that have proven to be a threat to our national security. The unit is led by Linda Hunt (Dune) in an outfit that makes her resemble Edith Head. The boxset contains the original introduction episodes, “The Legend” which aired on NCIS. The 24 season one episodes take us inside this crack unit that goes to extremes to stop the bad guys. LL and Chris look good when the pressure goes high. The bonus features explain the spin-off and tour the sets. There’s even the video for LL Cool J’s “No Crew Is Superior” along with the making of footage. Did you notice the song title’s initials are NCIS? That’s why he’s the GOAT.

Brothers and Sisters: The Complete Fourth Season takes us inside the Walker family of Pasadena. See what happens on the days when the town isn’t shut down for the Rose Parade. The family is involved in Ojai Foods. Sally Field is the matriarch with an extended family that includes Calista Flockhart (Ally McBeal), Rachel Griffiths (Six Feet Under) and Patricia Wettig (thirtysomething). Like all good primetime soap operas, this season provides plenty of thrills, scandals and dark revelations. The big thing is the company might have cooked books. The only thing that can save them is their latest wine. If it doesn’t win big awards, they’re going to be wearing barrels. Later there’s a hunt for matching bone marrow. It wouldn’t be a season without a confusing wedding. This is the last season for Rob Lowe since he’s jumping over to Parks and Recreation on a rival network. Deleted scenes and bloopers are on the bonus features. There’s plenty of featurettes showing how the cast have bonded over the years. Plus there’s footage of the fourth season’s red carpet premiere.

Criminal Minds: The Fifth Season gives more cases from the FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit. Thomas Gibson (Eyes Wide Shut) and Joe Mantegna (The Simpsons) attempt to out think serious evil doers. “Nameless, Faceless” opens the season with the cliffhanger about a killer going after an emergency room doctor. “Reckoner” takes Mantegna back to his hometown since a hitman is icing the neighborhood guys. “Hopeless” suggests a group of people are thrill killing in Washington D.C. Later they’d be called “The Death Panel.” “Cradle to Grave” is extra creepy with their target knocking up his victims and killing them after they give birth. “Risky Business” suggests kids in Wyoming are killing themselves after being on the internet. They get the internet in Wyoming? “A Thousand Words” has the team deciphering a killer’s tattoos to find where he’s hidden his final victim. “The Internet Is Forever” lets a serial killer find victims and post their murders online. This cop show really hates the internet. The 23 episodes on 6 DVDs.

The Guardian: The Second Season give us the middle season of Simon Baker’s first major American TV series. Before he was The Mentalist, Baker was a lawyer who had to work off 1,500 hours of community service for being busted for his drugs. He gets assigned working with kids. Between the pressures of working for his father’s law firm and the community service, he might go back to the drugs. His cold dad is Dabney Coleman (Buffalo Bill). The big guest star of the season is Farrah Fawcett (Charlie’s Angels). She’s hooked up with Dabney. How can she resist the Guardian and go for grandpa? Will Ferrell plays an attorney in “All the Rage.” Baker’s a little more intense in The Guardian than his glib Mentalist character. But it does show he’s got hard dramatic chops. The 23 episodes are spread over 6 DVDs.

The Good Wife: The First Season was a surprise hit since it seemed doomed to be one of those “how could this fail” series. The movie was torn from today’s headlines as Chris Noth gets sent to prison as part of a sex and corruption scandal (like John Edwards will be doing in the near future). His wife (E.R.’s Julianna Margulies) goes back to being a lawyer in order to support her two kids. How could she not know her man was going to be in a sex scandal since his campaign manager is Alan Cumming (Spice World)? The show has a few favorite faces recurring including Peter Riegert (Boon from Animal House). Gary Cole (Midnight Caller) pops up as a ballistics expert that has his aim set on Christine Baranski, the senior partner of the wife’s law firm. Margulies keeps this show from devolving into a lifetime wife screwed special. The bonus features including deleted scenes, commentary tracks, behind the scenes featurettes and a look at recent real political scandals. At least her husband wasn’t exposed as wearing diapers while seeing hookers. The 23 episodes come on 6 DVDs.

Grey’s Anatomy: The Complete Sixth Season marks the end of Katherine Heigl as Dr. Izzie vanishes half way through this collection. After nearly a season and a half of issues, she was finally written off so she could spend more time making movies your girlfriend will watch repeatedly on HBO OnDemand. The season opens with the staff feeling the death of George (T. R. Knight). But things don’t remain too depressing as the medical staff gives themselves an IV drip of Spanish Fly. Even after six seasons, these people still get turned on in their scrubs. Ellen Pompeo and Patrick Dempsey are still frisky even after getting married. There is plenty of medical emergencies including saving a patient that’s parents want to donate $25 million to the hospital. Pop tarts guest star with Mandy Moore and Demi Lovato checking into the facility. Kate Walsh returns for a Private Practice crossover episode. The big bonus is Seattle Grace: On Call – 6 Webisodes. See how the little doctors live.

Private Practice: The Complete Third Season allows the spin-off of Grey’s Anatomy to also spin a character into the grave. I won’t spoil it for folks who wait till the DVD sets to watch a series, but it’s a extremely dramatic death with a lot of jeopardy for a spouse. Nothing happens without drama in a medical soap opera. Chandra Wilson from Grey’s makes a crossover visit to help with a surgery. Kate Walsh finally hooks up full time with Tim Daly which causes custody drama with his ex-wife. She’s not happy that the nice lady doctor wants to be her daughter’s new friend. The stress of this ends up with Kate hooking up with Taye Diggs – who didn’t see this coming from the first season? The question of will this romance last gets tested by the tragic demise of one of the main cast members. It’s carnal lust wrapped up in human carnage. The boxset includes Kate Walsh talking about her favorite moments, deleted scenes and bloopers.

Woodshop brings a comic touch to the most fearful course in high school: Shop Class. An honor’s student is about to have his Ivy League dreams destroyed when a disaster in the science lab implodes his GPA. He makes a deal to endure a Saturday in shop class to wipe out his failure. What the brainiac didn’t calculate was enduring Mr. Madson (Jesse Ventura) and unbalanced classmates. This is Breakfast Club meets The Toolbox Murders. There’s a proper mixture of fear and laughs around the discarded wood pile. This is Ventura’s finest work since he had act like Hulk Hogan could wrestle. Mitch Pileggi (The X-Files) also appears. The sad news is this was the final performance of Don S. Davis. He’d become a cult favorite with his roles as Major Garland Briggs on Twin Peaks and his promotion to Major General Hammond on Stargate SG-1. He’s the principal who strikes the deal with the disgraced honor student. You can pick up the DVD or check your cable’s Video OnDemand service to relive the horror that comes from the drill press in the hands of a high schooler.

Wall Street: The Insider Trading Edition brings us back to that time when greed was good. In preparation for the upcoming Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps film, the original Oliver Stone pic gets a brand new edition. This is the story of a young man (Charlie Sheen) who gets lost under the spell of an investment titan (Michael Douglas). At first he is the dutiful student, but he slowly wants to find capitalism with a heart. He realizes money isn’t everything. You have to watch out for the workers at these companies. Damn shame this was a fictional film cause we probably wouldn’t be in this fix if the soulless vampires of Goldman Sachs had taken this to heart. The bonuses include a Wall Street Fact Exchange Scrolling Trivia Track and a featurette meant to excite you over the upcoming return of Gordon Gekko. What’s thrilling about the original is Charlie Sheen being full of potential instead of a tabloid trainwreck.

Janeane Garofalo: If You Will returns the former Air America and 24/7 object of Bill O’Reilly’s hatred to the comedy stage. She’s cracking jokes on stage at Seattle’s Moore Theater. She admits to her commitment to spanx. She lives in them. She confesses to being asexual to the undelight of her boyfriend. The new lifestyle has allowed her to blow off time wasting things like shaving her legs. This revelation is shocking since she was my major crush from 1994-1999. I didn’t stalk her, but ran into her in a comedy club on Pedro. She was nice to me even though I was plotting a sandwich using her and Sarah Silverman. They were both there. If only they had Ax body spray back then. Back to the new Janeane with buff arms. She claims you can get hand cancer from cellphones. The is a good tip about visiting a website dedicated to a woman farting on cakes. She confesses to being clueless about the computer jargon she used on 24. What an actress. She does get political when she warns Interpol that they might do a better job stopping genocide around the world if they weren’t also filling their plate stopping DVD bootlegs. Her routine doesn’t turn into a leftie version of a Glenn Beck rally. She’s talking about finger banging, dog parks and old women with “Ask Me About My Grandchildren” sweatshirts. She might be the last female comic to not constantly talk about “her gays.” The bonus includes a few snipped jokes. For those who dug Janeane’s reflection on life back in the ’90s, she’s returned. Although you still won’t want to show this when your Fox News fanatic grandmother is in the room.

September 23, 2010

Arthur’s Day And Mic’s Heyday

Filed under: Articles,Music News — Tags: , , , — Aaron @ 5:22 pm

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Arthur’s Day And Mic’s Heyday

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251 years ago the Guinness brewing company, headed by Arthur Guinness, began it’s trade from St. James’ Gate brewery. Last year, to coincide with the 250th anniversary, the Guinness company decided to throw a big bash on the 24th of September in various cities world-wide with special live music gigs and special offers. After it became a huge success they decided to do it again this year. It’s success is due, in part, to a clever marketing campaign you can see in the video below.

This year it takes place today (yeah, I don’t know why they changed dates either) and it has resulted in much Guinness talk around the office.

Most of the talk in the office, apart from “where are you drinking tonight?”, revolves around the many advertisements Guinness have given us over the years. Some good, some bad. Everyone is aware of the “Guinness is good for you” posters you can see in pubs (or Irish bars for the American’s among us) but Guinness really shines on the small screen.

As well as the video above, some adverts of note were treated to a round of “oh yeah, that was a good one” from our informal round table. The best? I guess the answer to that will change person to person. But the most recognisable for a lot of Irish was this little ditty.

Despite it being used way back in 1994 we all knew the tune and could instantly hum it upon mention. It’s like a brain worm. It may be noted that the advert was largely copied from a short film called Joy. But that’s not really what’s important.

Another add that came up, one that I like and one which is much more recent, is this.

The song you hear in the background is by the talented Irishman Mic Christopher. Mic toured regularly in the 1990s with a band called The Mary Janes and managed to make friends with pretty much everyone of note within the Irish music scene. Damien Rice, Lisa Hannigan and especially Glen Hansard all counted him as a buddy. Glen specifically having such a bond that they would do things like busking on a busy street together:

Mic is the one with the hat…

It wasn’t until 1999 when The Mary Janes split up that Mic started to record solo material. He released an EP called Heyday that featured the titular song.
Anyway, the talk of the ad brought back the memory of the song which brought back the memory of Mic.

Mic Christopher died in 2001 aged just 32 years old. He slipped on some steps and it caused some swelling to the brain which resulted in Mic falling into a coma that he never woke up from.
To this day there are musical dedications to him from his friends. Heyday is played by Glen Hansard’s band The Frames at most gigs. Several albums and songs have a “For Mic” note on the insleeve.

Despite the fact that Arthur’s Day is just a promotional marketing tool to sell a few extra pints, I’m very glad that an integral part of the event is live music. If for nothing else than to bring something like what is in the video below into our lives. That’s something worth raising a glass to.

Aaron Poole is not just a pretty face. Sorry, I meant to say, Aaron Poole is not a pretty face. But he is an internet whore. Not only does he edit this here website but he also makes contributions wherever possible. You can find such things by visiting his blog http://aaronfever.blogspot.com

Review: SE7EN

Filed under: Movie News,Reviews — Tags: , , , , , , — Aaron @ 7:55 am

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Se7en

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Undoubtedly meant to capitalize upon the eminent release of his latest feature, The Social Network, the reissue of David Fincher’s breakthrough Se7en is a reminder of both how far the director has come from a music video director and the de facto cartographer of late-’90s urban malaise and how much he has remained the same. His modern films, even the crime thriller Zodiac, lack the grime that cakes and festers in his early works, but they retain that sense of dreadful hollowness.

Underneath the aesthetic distance of his deep-focus photography, however, is a clear morality. Occasionally, it’s sneering, as it was in Fight Club, with its (justly) condescending look at emasculated fools, but for the more part he’s astonishingly sincere. Zodiac filled the gaps in the real-life investigation by focusing on the effects of unsolved murders on those trying to solve it. Contrary to the “Forrest Gump-redux” accusations leveled at it, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is ephemeral, not a lazy tour through important events so much as a meditation on how quickly those moments pass for those who experience them.

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Looking back on Se7en within the context of Fincher’s second period, even the grisly murder-thriller can be said to be inherently moral. Its protagonist, Detective Somerset (Morgan Freeman), lives on the brink of nihilistic despair, the same sort that grips Sheriff Bell in Cormac McCarthy’s later No Country For Old Men. With a week left until retirement, he doesn’t want anything remotely complicated to fall on his desk so that he can retreat to the countryside without any more ghosts that will already tail him out there.

Naturally, fate intervenes, and, despite his wishes, he cannot stop himself from helping his replacement (Brad Pitt), when a serial killer begins leaving crime scenes modeled after the seven deadly sins. Each of these murders is more sickening and disturbing than the last, and the extremity yet sound science of the setups positions the film neatly at the middle of the two most notable pop culture items to be inspired by the film: Saw and C.S.I.

Fincher, at last freed from the yoke placed on him for his feature debut, Alien3, displays the range of his visual talents and establishing many of his trademarks, from the aforementioned deep focus to low-angled tracking shots. Everything removes the audience even as the story grips us tighter and tighter, creating the effect of being pulled apart that only compounds the stomach-churning feeling that the film engenders. Yet by removing himself aesthetically, Fincher prevents himself from getting too into what he’s depicting. Because of this, he never focuses too lasciviously on the murders, even staging the horrific Lust murder in an ingeniously roundabout manner that gives us all the details but leaves the true image of the death for the audience to create in their minds. This remove would serve him even better on Fight Club, but it allows him to remain on Somserset throughout the film.

At its core, Se7en uses the perverted religious fundamentalism of the murders to restore Somerset’s humanity. Unable to walk away from the case in good conscience, he at last realizes that there is something worth fighting for, that Mills, for all his arrogance, is a young man with ambition and a wife (Gwyneth Paltrow) who loves him. Plenty of films use horrific events to restore a religious faith (see Signs), but the great irony of this film is that Fincher uses atrocity based in religion to bring about a genuine humanity, one free of any obligation to anything save the people around us. When Somerset tells his captain that he’ll be “around” after the shocking climax, we realize that, rather than retreat from a world that terrifies him, he will instead continue to help in order to prevent something like this from happening again. So, the greatest surprise and twist of Se7en may have nothing to do with the plot; the biggest revelation is its beating heart.

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Blu-Ray Specs

It should come as no surprise that a David Fincher film would look good on Blu-Ray – the court submits Fight Club, Zodiac and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button as Exhibits A-C – but I was blown away by Warner’s director-approved remaster. The sickly green and scabbed yellow-brown palettes pop off the screen, while the film’s attention to detail benefits from the heightened resolution. Black levels do not appear crushed nor blue, and the density of the film’s deep use of shadows has never looked so good.

The audio, too, has been bolstered impressively. The DTS-HD MA 7.1 track is both nuanced and powerful, with the incessant rain crashing around the speakers and the creaks of rotting buildings echoing until your brain rattles. Technically, this is one of the finest releases of the year, up there with the crop of Spielberg releases that hit the market in 2010 and pushed home theater systems to the limit.

Extras

Most of the supplemental features are reproduced from the Platinum Series DVD released all the way back in 2000. Fortunately, those extras were voluminous and so thorough that one could hardly expect any major expansion. Se7en comes with four packed audio commentaries, each involving Fincher and focusing on a specific section of the cast and crew. Remarkably, there is barely any overlap between the four, as Fincher is on-point in all of them and adapts perfectly to each scenario. Listening to him casually shoot the shit with his actors even as he displays a keen insight into their performances, as well as dissecting the nuances of Andrew Walker’s script helps one understand that the director is about more than the visuals. Deleted scenes and standard EPK material also makes the disc, but the addition of bonus material centered on the remastering job done for the Blu-Ray. If simply watching the film doesn’t convince you of the strength of this transfer, just take a gander at the comparisons offered between the old theatrical cut and this reissue. They even compare the audio tracks as well

Final Thoughts

Warner’s Blu-Ray collection has been exceedingly rewarding almost across the board, and Se7en is one of their finest jobs yet. I would have liked to see a supplemental feature about the film’s impact a decade later and how you can trace both torture porn and the rise of forensic shows to the film, but then that road also leads to a lot of back-patting and redundancy so perhaps it’s for the best that no real retrospective was planned. Even without much in the way of new extras, the transfer alone justifies any hesitation you might have over double-, even triple-dipping. Se7en has never looked so good, and if you’re like me, you might be surprised at how much more is going on beneath the plot turns that make this a film that warrants repeat viewings and deeper consideration.

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Jake Cole is a journalism student at Auburn University, where he regularly avoids people in favor of writing about film, television and music on his blog, Not Just Movies. He aspires to be a critic, partially out of his love for film but mainly because he’s always dreamed of living a life of extreme poverty.

FREDagator: 2010-09-23

Filed under: FREDagator — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:05 am

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What would happen if you mailed a Dictaphone and let it record the journey?…

Dictaphone Parcel from Lauri Warsta on Vimeo.

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Bagged & Boarded 70: As Good as a Toothy Beej

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #70: As Good as a Toothy Beej –In which Matt is joined by guest host, and B and B announcer, DJ D-Rock to discuss such varied topics as the chances of being “taken”, early masturbatory habits, robot MAD MEN, and Matt’s love of all things boring. Sit back, relax, and remove your under-things. We’ll take it from here.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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