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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 12/9/11: Somewhere In Time & Space

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    While you’re counting the days that have comprised this massively long wait for the start of the 6th season, dive into the complete 5th season of 30 Rock (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), featuring all 22 episodes plus audio commentaries (Would you believe Val Kilmer is on one?), deleted scenes, the West Coast version of the “Live Show”, animated shorts, and more.

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    Looking for an easier way to send countless texts to friends and family this holiday season in a much, much easier fashion? How about augmenting your iPhone with a Bluetooth Sliding Keyboard Case ($24.99)? That’s right – Not only is it a sliding keyboard for your iPhone, but t also acts as a case. How much more practical can you get?

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    Many (including me) celebrated the release of the Rhino DVD sets as a golden age for fans of the show, but Shout Factory has proved that those Rhino days were but pyrite compared to the torrent of Mystery Science Theater sets they’ve delivered over the past few years. Case in point, just months after all of the Gamera films, we get Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XXII (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP). The four films in the set include a few that fans have been desiring for years – Time Of The Apes, Mighty Jack, The Violent Years, and The Brute Man. There also some introductions, featurettes, MST3K Hour wraps, and the 1997 special The Making Of MST3K.

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    Watching the 4th, penultimate (and last full) season of The Sarah Jane Adventures (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) makes me miss the late Elisabeth Sladen all the more, as even though the kid-geared stories could sometimes be uneven, there’s a palpable and enjoyable charm to the series. And as a bonus, this season features guest appearances by Matt Smith’s Doctor and former companion Jo Grant.

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    I don’t want you to think that I didn’t enjoy The Hangover: Part II (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), because I did. It just didn’t seem as fresh or as focused as the first film, which came out of nowhere and managed to slap the population upside the head with it’s crass panache. Though I will give this sequel props for using “Downeaster Alexa”. Yes, I will. Bonus materials include featurettes and a gag reel. I assume the unrated version is only a few short months away.

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    For a unique home 3D experience that’s also quite educational, join Werner Herzog for a journey into the Cave Of Forgotten Dreams (IFC, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), which find everyone’s favorite German director journeying deep into the Chauvet Cave in France, which houses the world’s most ancient pictorial art (stretching back over 30,000 years). Bonus materials include a short film and the theatrical trailer.

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    Oh, Cowboys And Aliens (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP). There really was a grand film to be had out of your title. Unfortunately, that film is nowhere to be found. Instead, we get an overlong, deadened flick starring Daniel Craig in a bracelet and Harrison Ford’s Christian Bale Batman voice. And a dog. I do actually like the dog. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a clutch of featurettes.

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    One of the great war films of all time gets a high definition release with Tora! Tora! Tora! (Fox, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP). If you’re not aware of the film, it was unique in that it told the tale of the attack on Pearl Harbor from both the American and Japanese perspectives. Bonus materials on this release include an audio commentary, documentaries, Fox MovieToNews, and the theatrical trailer.

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    In the documentary The Love We Make (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP), we’re treated to a behind-the-scenes look as Paul McCartney, who was actually in New York during the event, prepares for the major benefit concert that was pulled together shortly after 9/11. It’s an interesting look at a time that seems very long ago, with a man to whom New York and its people mean a great deal.

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    I am shocked to say that I found The Smurfs (Sony, Rated PG, 3D Blu-Ray-$45.99) an entirely watchable film. Surprisingly, the least watchable parts of it were any time it was mired in the real world, with Neil Patrick Harris (no slight to him). I would much rather have seen a film entirely in the medieval world around Smurf village, with Hank Azaria’s Gargamel. Truly. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    I’ve always thought that Colin Quinn was a pretty sharp comedian with a not terribly sharp delivery, but in his first stand-up special – Colin Quinn: Long Story Short (VSC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.95 SRP) – he manages to hit a presentational sweet spot that makes this Jerry Seinfeld-directed guide through history a tour de force. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and additional footage.

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    Listen, I know that the John Milius Conan film has its flaws, but there’s an energy and grit that permeates every frame of that flick that’s simply not found in the too-slick, too-affected, too-boring modern Conan The Barbarian (Lionsgate, Rated R, 3D Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) featuring Jason Momoa as the Cimmerian warrior in a tale that has monsters, sure, but nothing to match James Earl Jones. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and a clutch of featurettes.

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    If you’ve waited your whole life to see Jim Carrey cavort with penguins in an elegant New York apartment, then Mr. Popper’s Penguins (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is the sort of heart-warming and somewhat funny family film for you. Because he does. Cavort with penguins. Bonus materials include a gag reel, deleted scenes, featurettes, and an animated short.

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    I kept hoping that Friends With Benefits (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$40.99 SRP) would eventually become as funny and meta romantic comedy as it was painfully trying to be, but besides the always-likeable Mila Kunis & Justin Timberlake, nothing ever came together. In fact, I’ve largely forgot about the movie as I was watching it. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and featurettes.

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    Ben returns to take on the abounding extraterrestrial menaces in Ben 10 Ultimate Alien: The Wild Truth (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The 2-disc set contains another 12 episodes of alien fighting.

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    It’s been the requisite amount of time, so what do we get? Why, we get another season set of Spongebob! Spongebob Squarepants: The Complete Seventh Season (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) packs over 9 hours of Bikini Bottom madness onto 4-discs, including a quartet of animated shorts.

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    Things take a dark, unpredictable turn in the 5th and final season of Big Love (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), which finds the Henrickson clan under fire after patriarch, and newly elected state Senator, Bill announces his polygamy on election night. And things go from bad to worse as a vengeful Alby Grant makes his return. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and a featurette.

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    If you’d like to fulfill your very special movie quota, check out The Help (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP), about a group of women who work across 1960’s Southern racial and societal barriers on a writing project. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted scenes.

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    For history buffs, the perfect companion to their recent WWII set is the equally fascinating/gripping Vietnam In HD (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP), featuring home movies and rare archival footage never before available, presented in high definition.

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    Sideshow Collectibles’ premium format figure line has been plenty of impressive scaled recreations of classic pop culture characters over the years, but the really impressive thing is when they manage to wow me with a character I would not have been expected to be wowed by. Case in point is their 1/4-scale Emperor Palpatine and Imperial Throne ($499). If you’re wondering about the elevated pricetag above their standard premium format figures, it should be readily apparent that not only are you getting the accurately sculpted and clothed leader of the evil Empire, but also his absolutely massive imperial throne. And, to make it that much more authentic (and worth the price), there’s even a light feature, as they underside of the top canopy features a blue LED for that screen-accurate look. If you’re still able, be sure to get the Sideshow Exclusive edition, which features a swappable head sporting Palpatine’s angry bastard face.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 6/24/11: Half-Blood Who

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    By now, fans know what to expect from Warners deep, dense, impressively comprehensive Harry Potter Ultimate Editions, which means the wait for the rest of the series to get the treatment has sometimes been quite a hard one to bear. Thankfully, we’re nearing the end with the release of Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix: Ultimate Edition & Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince: Ultimate Edition (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP each). Not only do the films themselves look incredible, given room to breathe on their own discs, but the second disc packed with the latest installments of the spectacular “Creating the World of Harry Potter” documentary series, as well as deleted scenes and all of the bonus materials from the original releases, will make the long wait for the final films to get their turn at bat deeply painful. Here’s hoping they arrive soon.

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    Although they seem to be agonizingly slow in adding to their offerings – and I wish they’d really dive into the action figure side of things – the fine folks at have imported a pair of Doctor Who board game for the whole family. Doctor Who: Battle To Save The Universe ($34.99) is for ages 6+, while Doctor Who: The Time Wars ($24.99) is older-skewing for ages 8+. Both are fun and worth a spin for Who fans.

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    The BBC has kicked their classic Doctor Who release schedule into overdrive, very rightly taking advantage of the modern show’s growing success in the US, as a new month brings a pair of new releases. From the 5th Doctor Peter Davison’s era we get Frontios (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$ SRP), plus the very first adventure of 7th Doctor Sylvester McCoy, Time And The Rani (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). As usual, both are loaded to the gills with bonus materials, including audio commentaries, in-depth documentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more. Stellar, as always.

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    I admit, I was one of those who didn’t exactly anticipate the Coen Brothers’ take on True Grit (Paramount, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), as I quite liked the original adaptation of the Charles Portis novel, starring John Wayne in the iconic role of one-eyed U.S. Marshal Rooster Cogburn. And, while it certainly hits its own beats, I did wind up enjoying this new take on the material, including Jeff Bridges’ portrayal of Rooster. So, really, see both versions. And read the book. You’ll enjoy them all. Bonus materials include seven behind-the-scenes featurettes and the theatrical trailer.

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    Like the two previous films before it, the third Jackass film gets a Jackass 3.5 (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$22.99 SRP) expanded edition hot on the heels of its regular release, featuring additional footage, deleted scenes, featurettes, and outtakes. Because you know you can’t resist buying it. You can’t resist.

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    Being part of a family of New Yorkers, I’d always hear many a story of growing up in the 30s, 40s, & 50s, but I never hear much about the sort of games city kids of that period would play – which is why I found the documentary New York Street Games (Kaboom!, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP) so much fun, as it features first-hand accounts from many a local and celebrity of all of the obscure games those Big Apple kids would play. Check it out.

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    If you don’t use drugs or live in Brooklyn but want to experience what it must be like, check out Yo Gabba Gabba: Circus (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), the latest collection of hipster psychedelic episodes of the show ostensibly aimed at preschool children.

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    I run hot and cold on Norm Macdonald, but there’s no denying he has a unique comedic voice, which is well-represented in his Comedy Central standup special Norm Macdonald: Me Doing Standup (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). In addition to the extended, uncensored version of the special, the disc also contains the pilot episode of Back To Norm, an animated featurette, and Norm’s roast of Bob Saget.

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    Shout Factory continues to re-release formerly out-of-print Mystery Science Theater 3000 titles for those who may have missed them during their first go-round years and years ago – The latest two being Mystery Science Theater 3000: Hamlet & Mystery Science Theater 3000: Gunslinger (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 each). Sure, they’re barebones releases, but it’s good to be able to get them again.

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    I enjoyed the quirky charms of the first Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and am happy that the sequel, Diary Of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) didn’t drop the ball, delivering a modern equivalent of the classic A Christmas Story in its wry storytelling about the titular put-upon kid as the domestic war with his older brother escalates. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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    MGM is becoming even more prolific than Warners when it comes to releasing their MOD catalogue titles. The latest batch includes such obscure titles as Michael Moriarty & Yaphet Kotto in Report To The Commissioner (MGM, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98), Errol Flynn in The Big Boodle (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98), James Coburn & the great Walter Pidgeon in the pickpocketing flick Harry In Your Pocket (MGM, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98), and the incredible combination of Lee Majors, Abe Vigoda, & Don Rickles in Keaton’s Cop (MGM, Rated R, DVD-$19.98).

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    And if that weren’t enough, MGM has also dropped the adaptation of the Spike Milligan memoir Adolf Hitler: My Part In His Downfall (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98), Laura Dern in Haunted Summer (MGM, Rated R, DVD-$19.98), Elizabeth Montgomery in mob flick Johnny Cool (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98), and Bob Hope in the jungle comedy Call Me Bwana (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98).

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    It’s not The Hangover, but Ed Helms more than elevates the amiable comedy Cedar Rapids (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which finds Helms stars as a small town insurance agent whose life becomes derailed when he heads to the titular big city and finds himself being dragged into the misadventures of a wild party animal (John C. Reilly). Bonus materials include deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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    I enjoyed the heck out of the first season of his chat and music show, so I looked forward greatly to diving into Spectacle: Elvis Costello With… Season Two (VSC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), and this new batch doesn’t disappoint, with the likes of Levon Helm, Bruce Springsteen, Lyle Lovett, Nicke Lowe, Neko Case, and more.

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    While we’re waiting for another full season set, pass the time with the latest intermediary single-disc clutch of episodes – Spongebob Squarepants: Heroes Of Bikini Bottom (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), featuring eight episodes plus animated shorts and a bonus episode of T.U.F.F. Puppy.

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    If you give a Twilight-y take to the story of Red Riding Hood (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), you pretty much know what you’re going to get – a sweaty teen romance-y thing wrapped up in a werewolf tale of forbidden love and… Oh, you get the picture. It looks nice, though, and has Gary Oldman – so it’s not all bad. Bonus materials include a picture-in-picture commentary, featurettes, music videos, and a gag reel.

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    I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable with the premise of Hall Pass (New Line, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which presents a pair of married couples – Jason Sudekis & Christine Applegate and Owen Wilson & Jenna Fischer – that are hitting a bit of a rough patch in their marriages. The solution? Their wives give them a “hall pass” from marriage, allowing them to act as if they weren’t married for a week. Yeah. The only thing that makes the film a watchable, and almost enjoyable, enterprise is the cast itself, including a criminally underused Stephen Merchant. Bonus materials include an additional scene and a gag reel.

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    Every few years, Elvira rises and a new clutch of fun presentations of truly horrible horror flicks surfaces, the latest being a pair of double feature releases under the banner Elvira’s Movie MacabreThe Satanic Rites of Dracula/The Werewolf Of Washington & Night Of The Living Dead/I Eat Your Skin (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP each). Both discs also sport behind-the-scenes featurettes and videos.

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    I’m all for animated adaptations of classic Marvel comic book stories, which is why having some of the unfortunate material written by Marvel pariah Brian Michael Bendis adapted first cuts deep. The latest is Spider-Woman: Agent Of SWORD (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$14.97 SRP), which contains featurettes and a music video. If you’re keen on the high definition version, you can also get Spider-Woman: Agent of SWORD/Iron Man: Extremis (Shout Factory, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$26.97 SRP) on a single Blu-Ray disc with all of the same bonus features of their individual DVD releases, as a Best Buy exclusive.

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    Give your 3D TV (or computer) a little bit of art and a little bit of not-so-art with Cirque Du Soleil: Journey Of Man in 3D (Sony, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$19.95 SRP) and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 3D Experience (Sony, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.95 SRP). Can you figure out which is which?

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    Much like Curb Your Enthusiasm proved a radical, welcome breath of fresh air from the standard sitcom, so too does Louis CK’s Louie (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) set a brand new standard for all other to aspire to, as its about as raw, genuine, and uniquely funny as you can get. Never seen it? See it now. Pick this set up and see it now. RIGHT NOW. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and the Fox Movie Channel Writer’s Draft episode.

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    There’s something eminently enjoyable in seeing Liam Neeson stretch his action star legs in Unknown (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), where he awakens from a car accident to find that his wife doesn’t recognize him, another man has taken his identity, and assassins are hunting him down. I know, right? Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes.

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    In a welcome move, Shout Factory has recently acquired rights to produce full-season sets of classic Nickelodeon series, including the complete first season of Rocko’s Modern Life (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP). The 2-disc set contains all 13 episodes.

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    Fans can now pick up the second volume of the first season of Nickelodeon’s inexplicably popular Monkees pastiche Big Time Rush (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), featuring 6 episodes plus the TV movie “Big Time Concert”, plus a featurette and the pilot episode of House Of Anubis.

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    The problems with Michael Bay’s The Island (Paramount, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP) is the problem that most of his films have – a high concept like a pair of clones becoming self-aware and asserting their independence falls under the weight of Bay’s clunky, dunder-headed lack of intelligence in his filmmaking. But it does contain a lot of pretty explosions and chases. Now THOSE are Bay strengths. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a trio of featurettes.

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    We’re now up to the 4th season of Squidbillies (Adult Swim, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), and I like the show no better than I did when it started. Regardless of my thoughts, it has plenty of fans who are looking forward to owning the 10 episodes contained on this discs, plus the convention panel, featurettes, and galleries.

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    I don’t know what kind of elaborate magicks they’re practicing, but the folks over at Hot Toys continue to produce the absolute best 12″ collectible figures on the market, featuring exquisitely detailed and accurate costuming and downright realistic likenesses. To say that the paint work on the sculpts is perfect is an understatement. If you don’t believe me, pick up their newly-released 12″ of Chris Hemsworth as Thor ($169.99) from the fine folks at Sideshow Collectibles, and you’ll see just how perfect it is. Not only do you get a metal (and magnetized) Mjolnir, but you also get a rocky base upon which to set it, if you’d like to give your other figures the opportunity to see if they’re worthy. Bottom line? Get this figure while you still can.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/15/10: Go Go Gadgets

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    It ended before its time, but fans can now pick up the 3rd and final volume of John Byrne’s Next Men: The Premiere Collection (IDW, $50.00 SRP), which collects issues 21-30 in an oversized, hardbound presentation. Oh, and that whole “ended before its time” thing? IDW has convinced Byrne to bring the series back. Huzzah!

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    Nobody does fantasy drinking quite like the inhabitants of Middle Earth, and you can booze up in the same style with the Lord Of The Rings Etched Bar-Ware, allowing you to get a pair of pint glasses etched with the logos from either the Prancing Pony or the Green Dragon ($29.99), or a single large stein etched with same ($29.99). Now you too can drink a dwarf under the table.

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    If you’re like me, you have far too many wires and plugs in your life. From cell phones to mp3 players and gaming systems and bluetooth headsets… There’s a seemingly endless list of devices in need of charging or communication. And if you’ve ever tried to travel with that mess of cables, you know how frustrating it can be. Eager to streamline things a bit, I went hunting for a solution – And found the fine folks at Gomadic. Gomadic has designed a system of standardizes chargers that are universal for nearly every device, meaning one wire for everything. How do they manage this? By introducing an exchangeable tip system. That means you have small tips specific to each device, which can then plug into the universal wire – wires available for car charging, USB, wall socket, or even multiple devices at once. This is brilliant. After recently purchasing an HTC Incredible Droid phone, I was kitted out with tips, wires, and even universal in-cupholder/adhesive device stands for the car (equally brilliant, equally useful). The bottom line is this – Go explore Gomadic.com, and make your life a whole lot easier.

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    Essentially a combination of both the rated & unrated editions in one disc, the Hangover: Extreme Edition (Warner Bros., Rated R, Bly-Ray-$35.99 SRP) also adds a CD sampler and an album of wedding photos, while retaining he same bonus features as the previous releases.

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    Another catalogue title makes its way to high definition with the release of David O. Russell’s Three Kings (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP), whose political satire on the first Gulf War is even more powerful today. Bonus materials include a pair of audio commentaries, additional scenes, featurettes, and interviews.

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    While it’s not the American adventures of Derren Brown I would hope for, the second season of The Mentalist (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) is still a fun little procedural, starring Simon Baker as the titular former “psychic” aiding the California Bureau of Investigation. The 5-disc set contains all 23 episodes, plus featurettes and deleted scenes.

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    It came and went at the box office with barely a gurgle, but the big screen outing for DC Comics’ Old West-ern vigilante Jonah Hex (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.98 SRP) is an ok little flick, carried along mostly by Josh Brolin’s take on the grizzled bounty hunter. Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes and deleted scenes.

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    Supplement your recent Blu-Ray Beauty And The Beast purchase with the definitive making-of book – Tale As Old As Time: The Art And Making Of Beauty And The Beast (Disney Editions, $40.00 SRP). As you can probably guess, the copiously illustrated tome presents an inside look at the film’s creation.

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    Flawed in conception and just plain boring in execution, it’s little wonder that Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.99 SRP) only made it 2 seasons, the second of which makes its home video debut featuring all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and outtakes.

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    When reading Walt Disney: His Life In Pictures (Disney Press, $14.95 SRP), which is a pretty quick read, but loaded with amazing, often rare photos, I’m reminded of those famous people biographies one would find in an elementary school library. It’s great for kids, but animation buffs and Disney fans will want it for the photos.

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    Criterion has always done right by Ingmar Bergman, and they continue to treat his catalogue with exquisite gloves in this era of high definition. Bergman’s The Magician (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP) looks and sounds beautiful, and features a 1967 video interview with Bergman, a rare audio interview, and a massive supplementary booklet.

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    Mill Creek has been steadily releasing a slew of budget-priced titles that are must-have for someone who wants a quick, cheap way to load up on TV series, documentaries, or cult films. On the cult side of things, you can get the 16-film Fists Of Vengeance: Martial Arts Collection (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP), the 12-film Ten Thousand Ways To Die: The Spaghetti Western Collection (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP), and the 12-film Rare Cult Cinema (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP). For documentaries, you’ve got the series Birth Of Flight: A History Of Civil Aviation (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP) and Native America: Voices From The Land (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP).

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    Take an okay 80’s cult film (The Lost Boys) and make a wrongheaded attempt to catch lightening in a direct-to-video bottle and you get an awkward sequel like Lost Boys: The Thirst (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) which brings the vampire-fighting Frog Brothers back for another round. Bonus features include a trio of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    As sci-fi horror goes, Splice (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is engaging enough to at least keep your interest, with all of its Frankenstein-like creation of life that goes awry, but the real reason to watch is the performance of Sarah Polley as the creature’s laboratory “mother”. Bonus features are limited to a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Trailer Park: DISTRICT 9 and THE GOODS: LIVE HARD. SELL HARD.

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    And now, you can follow me on TWITTER under the name: Stipp

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    Geek Monthly.

    The magazine graciously let me write another piece for their publication and I couldn’t be more thankful. This entry, off my last one which chronicled the hosts of Attack of the Show, explored the events of the documentarians who made the film Don’t You Forget About Me.

    Chronicling the films of John Hughes (rest-in-peace) and using a series of interviews with the players who helped bring the stories to life, the article in Geek Monthly delves into where John Went, what made his movies so enduring and why, oddly enough, his films were savaged in the press by critics when they came out.

    The article really delves into the process of just making a documentary, much less one about John Hughes, and what you find out along the way to making a finished film. There are some surprises with who didn’t want to participate in the making of this movie but there is more than enough insight into John’s processes and picks of who would eventually become Long Duk Dong, Jake Ryan and The Princess from THE BREAKFAST CLUB.

    If you happen to see the magazine at your local bookstore, grocery store, newsstand, wherever finer publications are sold, please pick up a copy.

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    picture1Once again we’ve got passes to see a sneak preview of a film that’s about to drop soon. This time it’s for the new Ang Lee film, TAKING WOODSTOCK.

    The screening will take place here in Arizona, Tempe to be exact, at the Tempe Marketplace on Thursday, August 27th. For those interested please shoot me a note at Christopher_Stipp@Yahoo.com and I’ll get you hooked up.

    For those who want to know about the film here is a synopsis:

    Academy Award-winning director Ang Lee tells the story of the Greenwich Village interior designer who inadvertently helped to spark a cultural revolution by offering the organizers of the Woodstock Music and Arts Festival boarding at his family’s Catskills motel. The year is 1969. Change is brewing in America, and the energy in Greenwich Village is palpable. Elliot Tiber (Demetri Martin) is working as an interior designer when he discovers that a high-profile concert has recently lost its permit from the nearby town of Wallkill, NY. Emboldened by the burgeoning gay rights movement yet still tied to tradition in the form of the family business — a Catskills motel called the El Monaco — Tiber phones producer Michael Lang (Jonathan Groff) at Woodstock Ventures and offers boarding to the harried concert crew. Later, as the Woodstock Ventures staff begans arriving in droves, half a million concertgoers make their way to Max Yasgur’s (Eugene Levy) adjacent farm in White Lake, NJ, to witness the counterculture celebration that would ultimately make history as one of the greatest events in the annals of rock & roll. Imelda Staunton, Emile Hirsch, Liev Schreiber, and Paul Dano co-star.

    Item #3

    About a year and a half ago I interviewed Dicky Barrett of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Since then and from hearing Adam Carolla’s podcasts and seeing his movie THE HAMMER where he uses their signature hit “Rascal King” as a musical cue for both I was on a feeding frenzy for some live material. This band is simply on point when they perform live and I have to thank Scott, a much bigger fan of the band and of The Dropkick Murphys than I could be. He has royally hooked me up with some live concerts and I let him know I would plug his YouTube channel for his good deed of the day. So, if you’re into Dropkick Murphys or Mighty Mighty Bosstones please patronize his channel located here: youtube.com/LambruscoKid Huzzah, kind sir.

    DISTRICT 9 – REVIEW

    district9_poster-689x1024I remember my first time learning what satire was in college.

    For a long time I was under the deluded impression that satire had to be funny, comedic or somehow gut-busting but I read “Dante’s Inferno” by Dante Alighieri and was schooled in the art of veiling the real world in a thin cloak of fiction. DISTRICT 9 isn’t as veiled but, to its credit, the bludgeoning of its message of apartheid from director Neill Blomkamp is one that is a first in some way for this science fiction tale of aliens who have come to earth and have, to some, overstayed their welcome.

    The film’s use of pseudo documentary storytelling, using the absolutely charming newcomer Shartlo Copley as the movie’s emotional core, is certainly not new but what immediately becomes clear is that every penny of the film’s purported $30 million dollar price tag ended up on the screen. The fantastical physical centerpiece of the circular mothership of the aliens who inhabit the Johannesburg slum where they have been marginalized and physically contained is massively impressive. There is an attention to detail to presenting this story visually to us that many other science fiction films would rather gloss over. Neill intersperses interview footage of residents who live among the prawns, a derogatory term cleverly ascribed to the aliens, and that use alone brings a heft to the story that helps to elevate the film’s well-crafted world.

    As for the aliens themselves, it has to be noted, they are deserving of every technical accolade one could hoist onto their digitally created shoulders. Blomkamp not only developed a species with their own ways of walking, talking and moving but he did so without you ever questioning for a moment that what you were seeing was not there. Blomkamp takes their development beyond just being used in darkened corridors or in the recesses of a post-apocalyptic environment (read here: every ALIENS movie) , he uses them out in the open, out under the sun. It is his use of light that makes these aliens seem more real than any other alien we’ve had up on screen since MEN IN BLACK. By integrating these creatures in the atmosphere and landscape that we ourselves move in that creates the kind of believability that sets this movie into motion.

    Another element that adds another layer to a film that feels more verite than it does a science fiction film is having an organization like MNU. Standing for Multi-National United, the force tasked with the mission of policing the aliens who have been interred, for lack of a better verb, in these shanty towns where the aliens have learned how to exist just as any marginalized member of society would if group and herded together like refugees seems all too real in their execution of getting this settlement moved elsewhere. Led by Copley, as the bumbling and buffoonish man-in-charge named Wikus, the group goes out heavily armored, heavily armed and ready to displace body parts if needed. There is a tension there and in anyone else’s hands this is where a film could bog itself down using common tropes or hackneyed plots having to do with an alien’s otherness, rather, here things are just accepted as normal but different; this is the power of Blomkamp’s mining from his past in this culture. DISTRICT 9 also elevates itself by incorporating actual interview footage with the residents of Johannesburg, describing what these aliens are doing to their city and want to see this scourge of cat food eating miscreants gone from their city. Wikus acts as a buffer between both the aliens and the community that fears and despises them but he does so by being vulnerable. In the opening sequences he is shown as a man almost unable to put on his own microphone but, one element that cannot be overlooked, is his genteel manor.

    Wikus is a man who may not possess the kind of brute mentality that his other co-workers at MNU share but he has a level of sophistication and wide-eyed optimism that the process of things will work itself out and to believe in that process which help make him a man that we can believe. He doesn’t want to see anyone hurt in the process and as he starts serving eviction notices to the aliens in District 9, as preposterous as it is, we accept it because everyone is as well. The issue I take contention with, however, is that since Wikus is our emotional core and our touchstone as the man who crosses that line between man and alien there should have been more to latch onto as the film progresses. In pseudo documentaries that are good you get the quiet moments between the subject and the interviewer which help to enrich the action on the screen. In a film like THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which used single person cameras to a great advantage you became invested in them when we had moments of meaningful 1:1 time. Meaningful 1:1 time. Some rube like Wikus looking dumb on camera does not help to anchor the film and, I would posit, hurts the emotional impact of what happens to the man. Everything that does occur to him after being exposed to some leaking gaseous material from an alien canister as the MNU look for contraband in a ramshackle tenement as they serve their eviction notices could have had a richer resonance if there was just more to know about this man.

    Instead, what happens is that Blomkamp takes all that he builds up in the 1st part of the film, giving you effects that seem flawlessly added to the scenes of the picture without ever drawing attention to itself, a masterstroke of directing, and pumps in the rest of the budget to give you a sensory thrill ride that squarely puts this film into science fiction territory. Blomkamp razzles and dazzles with weaponry, the likes of which have never been seen before, and visual delights that make you absolutely affirm that every penny of the budget they had ended up on that silver screen. The final and penultimate moment in this film, that almost seems like a fireworks display’s final moments, explode with the kind of action that make you feel great to be a geek. You will find yourself clapping and cheering as the plot unravels itself, the final moments providing a sad and reflective guide as to what it means to be human.

    Sure, there are some basic manipulative tricks that are employed throughout the film as Blomkamp tries to buy some favor and sympathy with the audience but it should be said that this movie is a delight and should be seen as the best way to end the fireworks of this summer movie season. Anything else that comes after it will seem like sparklers compared to this.

    THE GOODS: LIVE HARD, SELL HARD – REVIEW

    goods_live_hard_sell_hardThis movie deserves a place.

    It deserves a place right next to MISS MARCH, in fact. I usually try and avoid superlatives whenever possible as even when I think I’ve seen the greatest, best, most or fantastical thing “evar” I like to take a minute and step back, reevaluate. 9 times out of 10 I usually back off and just give something a real positive spin, something that is congratulatory and best expresses the delight I felt at seeing the film I appreciated enough to write about glowingly.

    THE GOODS is, perhaps, the 2nd worst film I’ve seen all year.

    I assume that if I was 13 years-old and wanted a movie chock full of awful, embarrassing humor that is executed with the surgical precision as a doctor monitoring Michael Jackson’s vital signs on the last night of his life this would be the film for me. However, since I really believed that a movie that boasts Jeremy Piven, Ving Rhames, David Koechner, Ed Helms, Tony Hale, Craig Robinson (who is also in MISS MARCH), Ken Jeong and Rob Riggle as a 10 year-old trapped in an old person’s body due to a “thyroid” condition I thought this movie would absolutely be a lock for one of the funniest films of the summer just judging by the level of talent. From THE HANGOVER to The Daily Show to KNOCKED UP you have some of the best comedic actors working today but seeing how insipid the comedic situations were that made the final cut you almost find yourself wondering who would think that this was a film that had potential.

    Some of the best comedies ever made had premises that, on paper, just sound like it could be a 4 minute Saturday Night skit. 3 guys wake up in a Las Vegas hotel room without any idea of what happened the night before sounds pretty basic but at least that film was able to harness the power of those in it and, as a result, THE HANGOVER is a film everyone is talking about this summer. It is my hope that no one talks about THE GOODS beyond this weekend.

    Describing the plot of this film would be just as infantile and lame as the script itself but, in a nutshell, Jeremy Piven plays a guy who can move a whole lot of cars in a very small time frame. He surrounds himself with his 3 other partners in crime, Koechner, Kathryn Hahn, Rhames, who all seem intent on tossing out bon mots, “Querque”  is referenced a lot and we aren’t let in on the big reveal of what “Querque” is supposed to mean until the final moments of this film as “Querque” seems to hold something grave and deep but “Querque” is only an excuse, it seems, to have these actors try and get a new catchphrase into the lexicon of those who scan these films for 1 liners they can share with their friends, co-workers or wear on a shirt they can pick up at Hot Topic.

    From an absolutely excruciating and forced romance between Piven and Jordana Spiro, the daughter of the dealer Piven is called in to help “move some metal” (Ooo! Another catch phrase! Collect them all and see what sticks!), that feels more forced and unbelievable than trusting in the fact that when all the salespeople beat the ever loving hell out of Ken Jeong, the fists and haymakers flying like a good gang up should look like, as the commercial gives away, Ken is simply able to go out and move some metal. (See how easy it is to incorporate these into your daily vocabulary?)

    The movie seems less interested in telling a funny story than it is trying to go for a laugh that is unearned and is certainly not deserved. Making Ed Helms a walking freak factory of arrested development, he’s trapped in the idea that he is going to make it in a 3 person boy band but sells high priced imports across town, is an awful decision as making him an overtly obnoxious and unwitting rube only lessens the effect of whatever you have in store for him and what’s in store just helps to a) make Ed look pathetic, sad and delusional and b) not smart for taking a role where his comedic talent for being subtle isn’t tapped. If you’re a director looking to garner the best from your actors wouldn’t it follow you cast people based on their talents? Ed is wasted as is Ken and everyone else in this movie. Ving has to say lines that I would be hard pressed to say didn’t make him cringe but I am sure the paycheck helped, regardless of the fact that he seemed equally ridiculous and pitiful as his counterparts.

    The writing should be the most important thing about a movie. Just because a premise sounds weird doesn’t mean there isn’t a goldmine of material to be mined by those who know what they’re looking for but this movie seems to have a blatant disregard for everyone trying to act in it as, separately and in other films, most everyone is capable of work I revisit regularly. It’s insulting not only to their reputations but to the audiences who are unfortunate enough to have to sit through this weak exercise in bad filmmaking.

    There is a moment at the end of this film after we find out whether Jeremy Piven is able to save an auto dealer from going under where, and I promise I won’t spoil this to the <2% of you still reading and still want to see this film that the UN should publicly condemn and consider off-limits under their torture protocols,  a famous actor makes a cameo and gives the camera a middle finger for reasons unknown. As I sat there looking at the big, extended middle digit I immediately thought that there isn’t a better punctuation mark out there today than that finger, pointed right back at that screen. This movie dishonors the laughs and genuine funniness of TALLADEGA NIGHTS and STEP BROTHERS.

    Enjoy THE GOODS. I hope it ends up holding a special place for you this year as well.

  • Trailer Park: Ed Helms of THE HANGOVER

    By Christopher Stipp

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    hangover1Ed Helms brings a unique flavor to the funny served up in THE HANGOVER.

    While I did find the antics of Zach Galifianakis more endearing and weirdly comedic Ed Helms proved that he can be front and center in a film and not just relegated to the background. His turn as Stu Price, the spineless and browbeaten boyfriend of a woman more likely to tear your manhood off before ever going to a place like Las Vegas just to ensure your fun doesn’t get out of hand, is masterfully executed. His time with the Upright Citizens Brigade helped to hone the ability to bring the comedy within a group and it pays dividends in this movie. He stopped by Phoenix recently to answer some questions in a roundtable fashion, he participated in a Q&A the night before to a general audience that actually asked the question “Did Mike Tyson really hit Zach Galifianakis?” (yeah, we breed geniuses up in this desert), and I’ve made sure to break out which questions I actually asked. And, yeah, to paraphrase Ed, it was fuckin’ hot out there…

    THE HANGOVER opens today.

    QUESTION: Welcome to Arizona.

    ED HELMS: Thank you very much.

    Q: How has it been treating you?

    HELMS: I just got in last night and have been driving around all morning to all these different interviews so it’s been fun.

    Q: Well you got here on a day when it’s not too hot and crazy, so that’s good.

    HELMS: Is that right? Because it’s pretty fuckin’ hot out there.

    Q: This is mild compared to what’s coming.

    HELMS: Oh boy. Glad I don’t live here.

    Q: I have to ask about the missing tooth thing. It looks so real.

    hangover2-fHELMS: OK, so the tooth is totally real in the movie. I actually have an implant here that I got when I was about 15. It’s been there for about 20 years and when we were discussing how to make the tooth look like it was gone, we tried to black it out, we did some camera tests and then they made a prosthetic for me but it made me look like a donkey so there was no way we were doing that. Then I just thought “Hey, why don’t I just ask my dentist what’s the deal with this?” and he said, “Yeah, I think we can actually do that safely.” So we took the tooth out for three months and I had a removable tooth for those three months and now that the movie wrapped it went right back in and this is the new one and it’s permanent again.

    Q: Did they have that written before?

    HELMS: Totally. It was in the script.

    Q: So what are the odds?

    HELMS: Yeah, just super lucky and ironically when I was a teenager I had a removable tooth before I got the implant and I took it out for a high school play too where I played this redneck. So I guess that was good training or something.

    Q: How close did you get to the tiger and was it more or less ferocious than Mike Tyson?

    HELMS: I got really, really close to the tiger, closer than we are sitting right now on numerous occasions. In my head it was the most ferocious animal ever, in reality I think it really was pretty docile. Tyson was ““ there was no comparison. He was a delight. He was really cool and fun and disarming and eager to screw around and have a good time. The tiger though was crazy and the whole time you’re working with the tiger there’s this little voice in the back of your head just saying “this is so stupid ““ you should not be here.”

    Q: A bunch of guys on the set with tranquilizer guns?

    HELMS: No, they had a few trainers around and the trainers have them on a leash but the lease isn’t anchored to anything and the tiger weighs twice as much as the trainer so it’s like, is this sufficient? The trainers had this cavalier attitude where at one point ““ you know the scene where I toss the steak to him ““ we did a bunch of takes of that and a couple takes in Todd Phillips said try to hit them in the head with the steak. And I’m like, I don’t think that’s a very good idea. And he said, come on, just try it and let’s see what happens. So I asked the trainer, what happens if I hit him in the head? Because I was so close to the tiger and I knew I could hit him in the head. I asked the trainer if he thought he would flip out if I hit him in the head. He said, “I don’t know. Let’s try it.”

    (Laughs)

    And that was their attitude about everything by the way. There was no scientific process here. It was just, “Fuck it…What the hell…Let’s give it a try.” Against all better judgment I did try to hit the tiger in the head and it turns out, you can’t do that because the tiger’s reflexes are so quick he will catch the steak anywhere near his head if it’s airborne. I keep trying to hit him in the head but he would just catch it in his mouth. I don’t think any of that is in the movie. I don’t remember which take they used.

    ho30CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I think the very last one. You mentioned it last night.

    HELMS: Oh you were at the Q&A?

    CS: You said you were out of steaks.

    HELMS: And I was using the plastic steak. But there’s a few edits in that but maybe not. I don’t remember now. The very end of the shot is a composite of the tiger leaping at a trainer and me running away scared. But I think it cuts to a reverse like over the tiger of me coming in at one point. I can’t remember now. I have to look at again.

    CS: Speaking of that, tied into the way you explain Zach Galifianakis’ impersonation of the pepper on the steak, Ben Stiller this week on Howard Stern was talking about what a miserable experience Mystery Man was and he kind of talked about it on a larger sense and said, “You know what, for comedy to really work on film you have to be one of those guys who does one take, two take, you can’t over think it.” You can’t over think it. You can’t overdo it. You just have to go in there, know what’s funny, do it and be confident in that. How was it working with Todd and his philosophy on when he thinks he’s got the funny on film?

    HELMS: I’m curious ““ I’m not sure what Ben meant. Did he say just do as many takes as you want?

    CS: No, that’s what was so aggravating to him, that they lost that spontaneity and ended up with a laborious…”Alright, let’s do take 37.”

    HELMS: Who directed that movie?

    CS: I don’t know but he said he hasn’t done anything after that.

    HELMS: I’m trying to remember. I think it was a commercial director. Anyway, it wasn’t a terrible movie.

    CS: No, it was good but he just stressed how you just can’t over think it.

    HELMS: Yeah, I totally agree with that. Todd is a master. He’s such a good director. He knows what he wants but is so collaborative, he listens but also incredibly manipulative in a good way. You’ll find yourself doing things that maybe you were hesitant about and then find out that he cajoles you into it and you’re glad he did at the end of the day, because it looked great or it was a really strong comedic choice.

    I know Zach. He’s so funny because the baby thing and wearing a jock strap ““ there were a number of jokes that Zach actually pitched ironically as a joke, like wouldn’t it be funny if I did this”¦and then Todd said, “Yeah, you are actually going to do that now.” And Zach was like “Dammit, I got talked into it” and of course, they are the funniest bits of the movie. So there’s a lot of trust we all put in Todd and I think he earned it and used it wisely.

    As far as over-thinking…I like to do lots of takes because I love to play around. I’ve actually worked with Ben and we’ve done lots of takes too. As long as, and I’m going to try and read into Ben’s words but I didn’t hear it firsthand , but there is something, even when you are doing lots of takes you want to keep it fresh. You don’t want to talk about it too much because it just doesn’t help. Just throw it out there and in the time it takes to discus if something’s funny, you could have done four takes and tried it four different ways and I totally agree with that. You also get momentum when you do a lot of takes when you don’t stop and talk because talking puts the brakes on your process as you are trying to stay in the moment. It’s fun to whittle something down over a series of takes. You get a little kernel of an idea you riff on it and start going but it’s too long, you didn’t quite get it right. So you do it again and it’s a little shorter and there’s lots of moments like that in the movie.

    ho22Like when we come back to the hotel after Mr. Chow beats us up with the crowbar and we get to the door of the hotel room and Zach goes what about the tiger? And Brad is like, “Oh yeah, the tiger.” And I say “I wonder why” or something like that and then Zach goes, “That’s one of the side effects of herpes, you forget things.” Brad says “I keep forgetting about the tiger, how did the tiger get in there” and I look at Zach and go, “I don’t know, I don’t remember. ” Doesn’t pick up on it, just “Yeah, one of the side effects of herpes” and I go “You are literally too stupid to insult” and he goes, “Thank you””¦just completely straight. We must have done that about 15 times and always different with different riffs and tangents but over a series of takes, Todd would say “Take that out” or “Do this” and our own discretion would filter in and we wound up with a really quick little exchange that has a couple of great beats in it. So, that’s a little bit about the process.

    Q: Who makes you laugh?

    HELMS: Oh my gosh, so many people make me laugh. If I go way back, some of the initial reasons I decided I wanted to get into comedy was really those SNL shows in the 80’s, like when I was a very little kid I started watching Saturday Night Live and I just was so enamored with the energy of the show. I didn’t get it I don’t think at the time but I just wanted to be a part of that energy. Eddie Murphy was hands down one of the reasons I ever wanted to do comedy but his era around that time was also Joe Piscopo, Martin Short, Harry Shearer, Christopher Guest, Michael Keaton. Phil Hartman is one of my all time favorites and I still get misty sometimes because I always wanted to meet him and it breaks my heart I will never get that chance. He just meant so much to me and I was really devastated when we lost him.

    The next chapter of SNL is Mike Myers, David Spade, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, and they all just made me laugh and made me want to be a part of it ““ Will Farrell and Terry O’Terry and that wave Chris Kattan”¦ So really SNL was a big thing and everyone in it ““ Ellen Cleghorne ““ just so many moments and such a fun world. Outside of SNL I was a huge Bill Cosby fan as a little kid. I had a bunch of his records and I got super into Jerry Seinfeld and still just adore. A lot of comedians make me laugh.

    Q: I’m thinking about the banjo. Are you a fan of Steve Martin?

    HELMS: Yea, Steve Martin. He’s the man. He’s an idol of mine on many fronts. He is just a guy that leads his life in a very upstanding way and has maintained an incredible career as a comedic actor and then of course he’s an insanely good banjo player. I love a lot of the songs he’s written. I learned a bunch of them. So, yea, he’s definitely on that list. I could go on forever. In the standup area, there’s this guy, Brian Regan. Do you know who he is?

    Absolutely.

    HELMS: He’s just one of my favorite comedians ever. Jim Gaffigan, Patton Oswalt, Mitch Hedberg, really make me laugh. And Zach is a great stand up. He’s just this wickedly, witty guy. I don’t know what it is. He’s just got something really special. That’s a long list.

    (Laughs)

    HELMS: And it’s really longer too. I just love comedy and comedians. Such a fun world.

    ho7Q: In 100 words or less describe Heather Graham’s kiss.

    (Laughs)

    HELMS: Hmm”¦.100 words or less. How about this? Just silky smooth.

    (Laughs)

    HELMS: Is that less than 100 words?

    Q: Did you screw up that scene enough so you could retake it over and over again?

    HELMS: Yeah. I asked Heather to rehearse that a bunch but she didn’t want to do that. No, it’s a funny thing. Everyone asks me that but the reality is in that scene I’m surprised by the kiss so I don’t actually kiss her back. So, it’s not a mutual kiss. It’s her kissing me. So to be totally candid, it wasn’t that great for me because I didn’t get to engage the kiss in anyway. But that said, just to have Heather Graham kiss you, even on the cheek, is just so uplifting. She’s so peculiar because she’s this sunshiny, bright effervescent woman but also has this Buddha like serenity and comfort with herself and just drops these little pearls of wisdom about her life experience. And it’s like, wow, I think she could be a guru. People would really follow her.

    Q: Wasn’t she in that movie?

    HELMS: Oh, she was? Yes, she’s really something.

    Q: Are you anything like Stu in real life? And if not, if you were actually in the events of The Hangover, which character would you be more like?

    HELMS: I am like Stu. I regret and it pains me to admit I am a bit more like Stu than I would like to acknowledge. Am I exactly like Stu? Of course not. I think I have a little more awareness and not in as much denial about issues in my life, particularly regarding relationships and so forth as Stu is. That said when I was doing the movie and thinking about how to respond to moments in the narrative, I really tapped into my own gut reaction to things and I think we all did actually. It is sort of why the movie stays somehow, in the face of the most craziest and most ridiculous things happening, it stays plausible to me. At least to me it does. That was a lot of Todd wanting us to be ourselves and respect us and respond honestly to each situation.

    CS: Coming through UCB which has produced just an enormous amount of talent, you can talk about the west coast Groundlings, how did that ““ you went from a lover of comedy when you were younger and then said to yourself I have to learn to do comedy and went to New York or doing UCB, getting your way on the Daily Show, then The Office, how does that transform when you were learning what’s important on live theater when working in front of a live group, The Office is perfect as is the Daily Show because you have to work with an ensemble. It obviously came across on the film because you, Bradley and Zach seemed like a very cohesive ““ the chemistry is perfect ““ how did that at least when you were learning how to deal with the group dynamic in comedy ““ did you ever go from thinking comedy was one way and then going into UCB and actually learning what the secrets are as to what makes good comedy?

    HELMS: I don’t think UCB has a monopoly on any sort of secrets as to what’s funny, or how to be funny but that said, it has very quickly established itself on par with the Second City in Chicago and the Groundlings in LA, both of which were avenues which I considered going down. When I was in college I wondered how I was going to do this. I had to get into comedy. So, I analyzed the careers of those people I mentioned before and really thought methodically about how they went about it and I boiled it down to three tracks basically. One was the Groundlings in LA and that was Will Ferrell and Phil Hartman and Molly Shannon, Sherry O’Terry, Chris Purnell, Chris Kattan, they all came out of the Groundlings.

    Then there was Second City which had the real old tradition of Saturday Night Live going all the way back to Belushi and Aykroyd and also the Toronto Second City with Martin Short and John Candy. Then the other avenue was doing standup in New York City which was Adam Sandler and Chris Rock and a handful of others, Eddie Murphy. And, Eddie Murphy was again my guy. He’s the one I wanted to be like the most. And Jimmy Fallon I think also came into the New York City comedy bracket. So, that just seemed like the best fit for me and I wanted to be in New York City. And it wasn’t for a few years, around 2000, I had been doing standup in New York for a while and started to establish some credibility and started to ratchet it up a bit and then that’s when USB started to pick up steam and offer classes and some comedian friends of mine were starting to look into it and I just loved that energy. I went to go check it out and started hanging out there doing shows.

    ho3It was really cool because in Chicago the impov and standup worlds are very competitive and separate. It’s a different world. In New York they just reinforced each other in a really cool way in a symbiotic kind of relationship between the improve world and the standup world. The UCB was hosting standup shows at their theatre and I just worked my way up and took all the classes and I joined a team there so I could perform regularly. The improve training, as great as UCB is I don’t think anyone has a monopoly on these ideas but I did happen to learn at UCB about being incredibly present in the scene or as an actor listening to the other actors in the scene because that’s what improve is all about. They hammer it into you. It’s almost like a weird ““ something bigger than the individual ““ an energy ““ a good energy ““ a good improve scene is bigger than anyone in it. Something happening that everyone is contributing to. It’s like jazz. People make that analogy a lot. Good jazz is everyone doing their own thing and putting a little spice and flavor in places and creating something that no one could have created by themselves.

    It’s a real sort of celebration of communal effort and that’s something, that’s certainly as a standup you don’t ever learn but it’s what forms great comedy. When you see it on film, guys like Ben Stiller and Seth Rogan who are so generous with what’s going on around them and with what’s going on with the other actors, it’s not about owning a moment, it’s about sharing it and I try to the extent that I can, try to bring it to my work too.

    Q: Bigger diva? Colbert or Stewart.

    (Laughs)

    HELMS: I would say that Colbert is a huge diva but a lot of it’s ironic and adorable. Stephen Colbert is ““ I am just so lucky to have been around him at that time because he and Carell are like huge ““ all I did was copy them. I showed up on the Daily Show and I was like these two guys have cracked it. They are doing it right. They are very different but Colbert and Carell have very different MO’s on that show and they are doing it right so I’m just going to try and do what they do and maybe over the course of five years maybe I found my own voice a little bit, but it started out like I just gotta do it the way they do it because they are so good.

    Colbert was so supportive. He had a lot of seniority when I joined the show but I always would go to him for advice and he was really generous with it. It’s really cool. Stephen is so smart and so quick and also a step ahead of you. But there are moments after a while that I think he began to get to know me and trust me as a friend that you get these fleeting moments of genuine interaction with him and it’s incredibly gratifying. He’s a really smart and generous guy. Really. How fuckin’ funny is his show? I email him from time to time and just say that was genius. And, it’s just pure him. Obviously he’s got a great staff, I don’t want to take anything away from them, but his brain is something that’s extremely rare.

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    By Christopher Stipp

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    hangoverTHE HANGOVER – Review

    A ra-tard.

    A ra-tard is perhaps the one word that I have been chewing on like a cow gums cud for weeks after seeing THE HANGOVER. It’s delivered by Alan (Zach Galifianakis) and it’s such a non sequitur, one of many, that you wonder what’s taken so long to get Zach into the mix of modern cinematic comedy; he’s the cosmic little brother of Danny McBride. And it’s Zach who illustrates why THE HANGOVER is the comedy that will keep people coming back for a 2nd or 3rd viewing.

    What everyone should know going into this film is that the premise of it is deceptively simple: Doug Billings (Justin Bartha) is going to Vegas to have a bachelor party. Aided by an ethically challenged mischief maker Phil Wenneck (Bradley Cooper), browbeaten and p-whipped whipping boy Stu Price (Ed Helms) and Alan the boys go off to enjoy an evening of frivolity and licentiousness. The brilliance of the comedy really begins after we’ve established who everyone is and are watching these gents offer a toast to one another as they look forward to their last evening with their bachelor friend.

    Time fast forwards without you seeing nary a moment more of the evening and you have a scene that is reminiscent of the SIXTEEN CANDLES after-party when we find Farmer Ted trapped in a table. Here, though, that table is shattered, furniture is smoldering, nudity abounds and there’s a tiger in the toilet.

    The non-linear storytelling is a unique way to tell the story even if this wasn’t a comedy. It’s a bold decision to make because we don’t know, aren’t told and there are not any convenient flashback sequences to assist in filling in the gaps as we get acquainted with the reasons why their very expensive hotel suite has gone from pristine to thrashed and why Doug is MIA. Now, and of course, we’ll eventually figure out why there’s a big tiger hanging out in their bathroom but Todd Phillips as a director metes out the information in small bites, opening up the ability to have Galifianakis, Cooper and Helms to really explore the comedic possibilities of what did happen last night.

    The mix of performers here is what heightens the comedic effect of two comedians doing their thing and one actor who is just reacting to the obnoxiousness of it all. To that point, this is really an ensemble comedy, much like Phillips’ ROAD TRIP where you have a non-comedian in Breckin Meyer who was at the center of the maelstrom that was Seann William Scott and company, and that is spearheaded by Galifianakis and Helms. The former, a celebrated underground comedian who trades in the sharpest forms of subtlety, and the latter, in Helms, who has been a periphery player in another ensemble comedy, The Office. The pair are one/two punches of non-stop quips, parries, offhanded comments and totally wrong behaviors. To wit, Galifianakis’ opening salvo to the puerile funny about to be unleashed on the audience has him taking a baby, who they’ve just happened to find in their hotel room, an using the child’s hand to perform auto erotica. Yeah, it’s not going to be your parents’ STARSKY AND HUTCH.

    While these gents try and piece together what exactly happened to their missing groom (his disappearance is one of the better sleight of hands in cinema as of late as you almost think of him as an afterthought while the film progresses) the wackiness that ensues is really the core of the film’s comedy. You have improbable characters popping up left and right, you’ve got a nude man who makes a break for it after climbing on Bradley Cooper like a spider monkey and the number of sub-plots abounds. One of those plots, where Helms finds out he married a Vegas stripper is one of the more heartfelt moments (if this could even be classified as one) throughout the film as Stu really goes far afield for the usual henpecked man who finds the stones to stand up to his domineering significant other but he makes it work to great comedic effect. Bradley Cooper, meanwhile is just the face man throughout this circus; he’s just a willing accomplice to the frivolity and the profane that happens as they track down their missing groom. The real star here in this movie is Galifianakis.

    His strange, Asperger inspired behavior is the real treat that you should be watching as he is part enigma, part sideshow. He’s more than willing to go along with the physical humor required of him when the boys make their way to a police station and he’s incredible at not letting on to anything remotely funny that escapes his lips. He makes you work for the comedy, his dry wit translates well to a movie that depends heavily on some of the basest forms of modern comedy (nudity, slapstick, bestiality, et al..) but it’s his perceived innocence that makes him the true darling of this movie. You almost fear for his well being as the boys get into physical altercation after altercation and he knows how to make mental illness funny again. He’s the man you root for. He’s the guy who can deliver a joke about roofies with not so much as a smirk on his face. This movie is the vehicle, I will assert, that captures his comedic essence and, equally assert, it’s a shame that I predict you won’t see it in its natural form on the big screen any time soon.

    Ed Helms acquits himself well in this movie as the film’s resident p-whipped weakling but Helms displays the ability to not only display humor in a broad, bombastic way but he’s just as razor sharp if you compare him to Galifianakis. Helms’ most nuanced line comes as the boys come back to their hotel room after a long day of searching for Doug. They are no doubt exhausted and as one of them complains of having a foggy head Galifianakis makes a quick remark to which Helms picks right back up to score one of the best lines in the film.

    Cooper, for his part, just plays well with others. He isn’t especially compelling but he is the Moe to the other Stooges on display and, in fact, provides a real weight to the film’s narrative. He brings a level head, a suave tone and simply makes the film nicer to look at. From knowing how to wrangle Galifianakis, to dealing with the police when it’s time to strike a deal Cooper is exactly what this film needs.

    This movie couldn’t be any more recommended. It is absolutely the reason to go to the movies if what you need is just a good laugh. It is so out there, so bizzarre, so completely unrealistic that it finally brings Todd Phillips back to where he belongs: in an elevator getting head. His last few films have been weak entries into a career where his only aim should be to figure out how to be incredibly entertaining, fantastically out there while employing the talents of those, and this is key, who know how to be funny. Anything less would warrant having a roofie popped in your Pepsi before going in to see it.