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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/24/13: Holiday Road

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Two things to ponder – National Lampoon’s Vacation (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP) is 30 years old, and could probably not get made today. While the sequels hewed close to PG-13 sensibilities, the original westward adventure of the Griswold clan was an unapologetic, and genuinely funny, R. The new 30th anniversary Blu-Ray cleans up the picture and sound a bit, adds a new 90-minute retrospective documentary, and carries over the original DVD’s audio commentary and introduction.

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    While not in an accurate 1/4-scale, it’s still nice to be able to add NECA’s Smeagol Action Figure ($29.99) to the shelf, courtesy of the fine folks at Thinkgeek. Featuring a spot-on sculpt of the nicer side of Gollum with a lovely paint job (and even hair!) for such a low price point, this is a Lord Of The Rings figure worth adding to your collection.

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    A few years back, we were gifted with the first batch of high definition releases from the fine folks at Studio Ghibli. And then? A long, long, terribly long, wait. But rejoice! Two of director Hayao Miyazaki’s best are finally here – Howl’s Moving Castle & My Neighbor Totoro (Walt Disney, Rated PG/G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP each) – both looking and sounding a charm, and porting over all of the wonderful features from the previous DVD special editions.

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    Mel Brooks is an institution. And he also happens to be an institution in the midst of a well-deserved renaissance that includes the brilliant American Masters documentary Mel Brooks: Make A Noise (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP). Featuring insight from the likes of Carl Reiner, Cloris Leachman, Nathan Lane, and more, give it a spin. Bonus materials include deleted segments.

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    The brilliant Ben Kingsley is not just on the big screen with Iron Man this week, but also starring in the taught thriller A Common Man (Anchor Bay, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), as a man who plants five bombs around a major metropolis and makes a single demand – that the government release a clutch of terrorists from prison. What follows is a cat-and-mouse chase with plenty of surprises.

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    So far, all of the LEGO movies have been fun, but with LEGO Batman The Movie: DC Superheroes Unite (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP), they’ve managed to make a movie that captures the essence of the DC superhero universe better than the overwrought and grim live action films Warners has been cranking out in recent years. All of which is to say do watch this, and here’s hoping it’s the first of many. Bonus materials include a featurette and bonus cartoons.

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    For more years than I can recall, the amiable scholars at Twomorrows have been publishing a wide range of magazine and books chronicling every nook and cranny of the comics, creators, characters, and companies fans know and love. A few months back, they took that love and scholarly approach to the next logical step, by launching a must-have document of four-color history in the American Comic Book Chronicles (Twomorrows, $41.95 SRP), which will eventually chart from 1940 to today. The debut volume covered the 1960’s from 1960-1964, but the second release jumps ahead to the 1980’s, covering from 1980-1989 – a decade full of Crises, mutants, the direct market, and the rise of grim and gritty. Get this book, as well as the previous volume, and then start setting aside shelf space for the rest – which can’t come fast enough.

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    Oh, and while you’re at it, be sure to pick up another new magazine from the folks at Twomorrows – Comic Book Creator (Twomorrows, $8.95), featuring spotlights on Jack Kirby, Alex Ross, Frank Robbins, Kurt Busiek, and Todd McFarlane.

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    Events have escalated in True Blood: Season 5 (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.98 SRP) as the fate of humanity now lies in the balance, just as Sookie is trying to deal with her erratic faerie powers and Bill & Eric are called into action by the Vampire Authority. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, Authority Confessionals, and more.

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    Get all high and mighty with The BBC’s Royal Collection (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), which contains 4 different documentaries focusing on the British monarchy through the years – Queen Victoria’s Children, King George & Queen Mary, The Coronation Of Queen Elizabeth II, and How To Be A Prince. Also included is a bonus reproduction of a vintage booklet from the Queen’s coronation day.

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    I’ll say this for Steven Soderbergh’s thriller Side Effects (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) – I don’t think I ever knew where it was going. For the most part, in a good way, as its tale of an anxiety-suffering woman is prescribed an experimental medication with deadly side effects mostly keeps to a successful high wire act. Bonus materials include featurettes and faux commercials.

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    Granted, it’s no sophomore effort like Jason Bateman’s, but the complete second season of MTV’s Teen Wolf (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) finds the much darker and angstier take on the tribulations of a teenage werewolf expanding its mythos as the war between hunters and werewolves heats up. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    For the show’s sixth season, they decided to move Laverne & Shirley (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) out of Milwaukee, and set in motion a decline that would see the once strong comedy limp to an awkward end minus Penny Williams. Still, this sunnyside season does feature one episode I still recall from my childhood, in which the dynamic duo experience their first earthquake in pure slapstick fashion. Bonus materials include episodic promos and a gag reel.

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    This week’s indie cinema spotlight falls on a pair of dramas – the pitch black comedy Charlie Casanova (Brink, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) and the 70’s-evocative road comedy Robert Mitchum Is Dead (Brink, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP). Both are worth a spin, and sport a clutch of bonus materials including deleted scenes and featurettes.

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    If you’re ready for another quirky procedural, try the complete first season of Perception (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), starring Eric McCormack as a neuroscience professor with visions who’s recruited by the FBI to help solve cases. Got that?

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    Hey hey, film music fans! It’s another soundtrack round-up, this week featuring Eric Neveux’s score to Tom Fontana’s Borgia: Season II (Silva Screen Records, $16.42 SRP), James Newton Howard’s After Earth (Sony Masterworks, $10.79 SRP), Mike Mogis and Nathaniel Walcott’s Stuck In Love ($9.99, Varese Sarabande), Haiam Mazar’s The Iceman (Relativity Music, $9.49 SRP), Bear McCreary’s Da Vinci’s Demons (Sparks & Shadows, $9.99 SRP), and Music From The Films of Ridley Scott (BSX Records, $8.99 SRP).

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    How the mighty have fallen. Were you even aware that Arnold Schwarzenegger releases a new film? You wouldn’t be the only one that didn’t know about The Last Stand (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which finds Arnie the sheriff of a sleepy town who must stop an escaped drug cartel kingpin who wanders into his jurisdiction. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted/extended scenes.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Opinion In A Haystack: Buck Shots – Round 4

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    Money Shot (Wikipedia): provocative, sensational, or memorable sequence in a film, on which the film’s commercial performance is perceived to depend.

    Buck Shot: moments on which a film’s cheese-factor is based, often underlining the tone of the entire production and providing the viewer with the opposite effect intended.

    Round 4: Christopher Plummer Halts EVERYTHING: A Moment from Star Crash.

    (Here’s Round 1, Round 2, and Round 3)

    Taglines:

    • The ultimate inter-galactic adventure
    • From a vast and distant galaxy… A Space Adventure for all Time!
    • From a vast and distant galaxy – A space adventure like no other!

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    Christopher Plummer dressed as an alien porn star. I’ll say it again. Christopher Plummer dressed as an alien porn star. You should have laughed twice by now. Star Crash is a film peppered to the brim with Buck Shots. This cheap as hell Star Wars rip-off could be the focus of my writings today and for years to come. Here are some reasons why:

    David Hasselhoff fighting robots with light sabers.

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    David Hasselhoff’s Hair.

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    David Hasselhoff. Period.

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    Yet, instead we must focus on a scene sans robot and Hoff. A scene in which one of America’s greatest living actors, Christopher Plummer, stands on an ominous sound-stage amongst a room full of laser-gun-toting men dressed as science fiction porn warriors (and David Hasselhoff.) Plummer looks to the heavens and demands that a spaceship stop time. That’s right, TIME, the whole thing, the concept of time… STOPPED!!! HALTED!!! FROZEN!!! Also, Plummer is dressed like an alien porn star. Correction: a very regal alien porn star. Please note the cape, the glistening cod piece, and the oh-so-stylish boots. This is the kind of garb that one wears when elected Emperor of the Galaxy, which I should mention is exactly what Christopher Plummer is playing here. Emperor of the Galaxy.

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    I stumbled across this particular Buck Shot while trying to ignore it. Hop in the WABAC Machine with me and let’s travel to a time when people still got references like “the WABAC Machine,” before all the VHS tapes on the planet were destroyed by SONY. There my manager and I stood stocking candy at the front desk of a mom-and-pop video store, blissfully ignoring the random sci-fi movie we plopped in to annoy the porn-renting customers. The cover looked enticing enough, could be mildly funny right? Wrong. Spicy as hell.

    Then it happened. Christopher Plummer’s voice rang out:

    “IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP… HALT THE FLOW OF TIME!!!”

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    Our ignorance was brutally slain by the cutting sound of quite possibly the greatest quote in all of b-movie cinema. My manager and I stopped dead in our tracks, boxes of candy in hand, looking into our equally chubby faces we broke down and bust a gut laughing. Ignoring all responsibilities we were getting paid to accomplish, we quickly ran over to the VCR and replayed the quote 20 or 30 times.

    Not only did Plummer actually say that, but what followed was the epic FX shot of a space ship shooting a green ray “thing” out into space. This green thing was of course the time-halting-ray. We could tell because that’s what time-halting-rays look like: huge, thick, rickety, clouds of space-farts flowing into a planet. They come standard with most Imperial class battleships these days:

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    The beauty of course is that post-time-halting, Christopher Plummer goes on to explain that he just immobilized time, so that it can restart, after it restarts “Everything will explode.” Does it get better? Not often. What possesses an actor of Plummer’s stature to do movies like this? Many would say money, I say it’s because great actors don’t often watch their own performances, either that or their agents lie to them. John Malkovich’s agent is actually the demon Kromagamnon, lord of deception, the dark one who approved of the Eragon script. Ben Kingsley’s agent actually experimented sexually with Uwe Boll in college, his failure to convincingly enjoy it led to this:

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    Turning into this:

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    Admittedly, I’ve only ever sat through director Lewis Coates Star Crash (a.k.a. The Adventures of Stella Star) once, and I barely remember why exactly stopping time only so that everything will explode is the appropriate action for the Galactic Emperor to take. At the risk of making an ASS out of yoU and ME, I’m going to assume that this clip is funnier out of context than in, still if you ever get lucky enough to find a copy, sit through it once. Seeing Hasselhoff light saber fight with stop-motion robots will get you more messed up than injecting horse adrenaline into Oprah’s forehead during sex. Enjoy the clip:

  • Opinion In A Haystack: SHUTTER ISLAND

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    Plot Summary from IMDB:

    It’s 1954, and up-and-coming U.S. marshal Teddy Daniels is assigned to investigate the disappearance of a patient from Boston’s Shutter Island Ashecliffe Hospital. He’s been pushing for an assignment on the island for personal reasons, but before long he wonders whether he hasn’t been brought there as part of a twisted plot by hospital doctors whose radical treatments range from unethical to illegal to downright sinister. Teddy’s shrewd investigating skills soon provide a promising lead, but the hospital refuses him access to records he suspects would break the case wide open. As a hurricane cuts off communication with the mainland, more dangerous criminals “escape” in the confusion, and the puzzling, improbable clues multiply, Teddy begins to doubt everything – his memory, his partner, even his own sanity.

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    Now that no one will partake in this review due to the spoilers I can pretty much be as candid as I want. It is quite a drag when you walk out of America’s greatest living filmmaker’s latest effort and all you can say is “It’s good, but lame.” Shutter Island is just that: good, but lame. Why good? Martin Scorsese’s style and ability to tell a story is just as sharp as ever. There is a lot of very effective, yet puzzling camera work, editing and story injections that feel fresh and give this movie the only leg it has to stand on. Why lame? We’ve seen it all before. Scorsese’s biggest flub here is simply using the source material (once again, I haven’t read it, but I’m going to assume.) He can try his best(est) to infuse all that beloved style into a giant hunk of yesterday’s rotted fruit, and the end product will still be moldy peaches.

    If Dennis Lehane’s book is anything like the film, then I guess it’s the literary offspring of an orgy between The Wickerman (1973), David Fincher’s The Game, and M. Night Shyamalan’s entire cranium. It’s 2010 people”¦twists are lame, especially mental illness twists. I’m not being hard on the flick for plagiarism, not at all, what I am saying is that there isn’t one theme or story element in this entire production that we haven’t seen so many times before that they already haven’t been parodied. I guess the hope is that Shutter Island, with it’s cast and director reputation, will do a 180 on the parody/criticism and bring back these themes to being too legit to quit (no reference intended.)

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    Did no one on set ever see Charlie Kaufman and Spike Jonze’s brilliant Adaptation? Remember how one of the huge jokes in that movie was that Nic Cage’s character Donald Kaufman was a writing a script where a detective was chasing a serial killer and in the end it turns out that the killer is him, THE DETECTIVE!!! (WHAT A TWIST!) The joke was, if you didn’t get it, that twists like that are lame, lamer than lame even. It’s the whole stigma of the Hollywood “dream solution.” You can theoretically end every movie and TV show with the plot twist that it was all a dream/mental illness happening in a character’s head. It’s not creative; it’s stupid and disrespectful to the audience. Vanilla Sky was a pretty cool flick, all right up until we get “oh it was just a dream, everything you were invested in was nonsense”¦ok roll credits!” How about the ending of Roseanne or St. Elsewhere“¦so everything we were watching every week was just in someone’s head? THAN WHY TELL THE STORY! If anything, at least M. Night’s twists were marginally respectful to the investment the viewer put into his characters, with that said, he is almost single handedly responsible for making the “twist” lame, and he spent a whole decade making sure it stayed that way (and I like some of his work, but truth is truth.)

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    So what’s the twist? What’s the dream? What is the obvious, makes-you-pray-while-watching-it-that-it’s-not-the-twist-twist? Leonardo’s character, a U.S. Marshall assigned to investigate the disappearance of a female inmate, responsible for murdering her three kids, is actually AN INMATE HIMSELF AND A MURDER AND THE FEMALE WAS HIS WIFE AND HE’S A GHOST!!! Ok, not a ghost, but the other parts are really the twist of the movie. Lame right? This movie’s plot twist would have been lame in the late “˜90s, now it’s just utterly pathetic.

    What really hurts is that DiCaprio’s delusion, where there’s a conspiracy at the mental hospital in which it’s being controlled by Nazis/Communists who are turning people into crazy psychopathic “ghost” killers and releasing them back into society, is way more interesting than the outcome. Not to brag, but I could feel the twist coming from a mile away, so the movie had me sitting there, begging for it not to turn the corner and not to become a “dream solution.”

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    Enough whipping the movie for its twist, besides that, there is actually quite a lot to love. As I said above, Scorsese is still such a sharpened talent that he almost makes the film rise above its last act. There are quite a few scene’s of Teddy (DiCaprio) having flashbacks to his service in WW2 in which he witnessed, and participated in, the killing of several Nazi’s and the gruesome result of a concentration camp: train cargo cars overflowing with frozen, rotting Jewish innocents. These scenes are just as disturbing as one would assume due to the history, plus more on top due to how well they are handled. The good news is that these flashbacks are not “completely” part of the delusion. Basically Teddy was suffering from a pretty severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from WW2, which in turn led to him being an alcoholic, which in turn made him neglect the realization that his wife was mentally ill, which in turn led to her murdering their three children, at which point teddy has a fully formed mental breakdown and kills his wife which lands him in a criminally violent mental hospital for two years right up to when we, the audience, join the story. So, in Shutter Island‘s defense, some of his delusions are real, they are just scrambled up, him confusing his guilt of one thing for another.

    The other saving grace is the cast. DiCaprio is in top form here and he really does one of the best jobs of his career in carrying a movie. Ten years ago I was not sold on DiCaprio, he was just a sellout pretty boy (it seemed,) but by now I am fully convinced of his chops, and am very much in support of his this constant, and fruitful, team-up of him and Scorsese. DiCaprio’s shining moment in the film, in my humble opinion, is a long conversation he has with the character George Noyce (Jackie Earl Haley, wonderful as always, in a bit part) in which he is trying to find the location, on the island, of his wife’s killer. Mark Ruffalo plays a pretty convincing sidekick and fellow U.S. Marshall through out the film, of course by the end we learn he’s actually Teddy’s primary care physician. Of course you can’t go wrong with Ben Kingsley and Max von Sydow (better known as Brewmeister Smith to all you hosers,) two men so regal and talented in their delivery that they could make Dane Cook’s stolen jokes sound poetic. There’s even a very short, but pivotal, scene starring Elias Koteas (Casey Jones!) as a character completely cooked up by Teddy’s delusion. It’s a small scene, however it’s nice to see Koteas act under Scorsese, hopefully it won’t be the last time.

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    I’ll say this, I’m glad I saw the movie, lame twist and all, if not only for the acting and Scorsese’s direction. Is it worth the $87 ticket price (not adjusted for inflation)? No clue. However, while it’s lame, it’s less lame than most chick flicks. Seeing Nazis get brutally shot, even for only a minute, is way more satisfying, financially worthy, and cathartic than the banality of seeing a movie about Valentines Day.*

    *If Garry Marshall’s Valentines Day is in anyway about Nazis or killing Nazis, I stand corrected. I haven’t seen it.

    Thanks for reading, I’m Bob Rose, and this sentence is over.