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March 26, 2004

Trailer Park: Hero for Hero

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By Christopher Stipp

March 26, 2004

Hero for Hero

Another week, another set of four trailers to read.

Yes, only four as you people are going to step in and offer some advice to some up-and-coming auteurs of cinema. There was some good response to the request for filmmakers who needed some exposure to their projects. When you watch these you can easily feel the work that went into making them and I am happy, at the very least, to offer a soap box to stand on and be judged on their trailers. Obviously, the trailers are but a sliver of the entire completed project but this is what sells a film and everyone needs your help in giving feedback about what works, what doesn’t and what could be better. This week’s independent film, NEW WORLD, looks to tackle the sci-fi genre and that’s something you don’t see that often compared to the deep, heady pictures that feel the need to capture the zeitgeist of an era. This is refreshing. Much in the same way that Red vs. Blue is parodying the Halo franchise this series looks to keep adding new chapters in its continuum. So, toss some words back at me and next week I’ll give the consensus for everyone’s reaction.

So, before I silence myself and shut my mouth for another week, I would like to say how pleased I am that DAWN OF THE DEAD, one of the very first trailers I reviewed for this site, slammed Jesus into the turnbuckle at the box office. It’s good to know that this genre isn’t completely out of steam and out of favor with the rest of the general populace. I have yet to see it but from what I hear, even from Romero blowhards, DAWN is simply a very good film. When a good 75 to 80 percent of schlock out at the multiplex is unsatisfying pap it makes the horror fan in me happy, if for a little while, that there could more undead on the way.

This week HERO makes my favorite trailer of the week as early word has some very high powered help assisting this film from the Pacific make its big screen debut here in the United States. Never mind it’s been a disgracefully long time since Miramax has been sitting on this diamond and once you see the trailer you see why it deserves a little love from a positive audience. I would say more but I’ll save it for the ring.

NEW WORLD (2004)

Director: Peter John Ross
Cast: George Caleodis, Fritz Cargould, Milan A. Cargould, Kevin Carr, Glen Littlejohn, John Mader, Jon Osbeck, Dovie Pettitt, Ryan Stefano
Release: Currently Playing
Synopsis: New World brings high adventure and special FX to a short series of internet movies. Focusing on a time on Earth after aliens have invaded, a group a young upstarts begin to fight back against the insect-like Invaders.

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Progonosis: ? You tell us…

WHITE CHICKS (2004)

Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans
Cast: Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Rochelle Aytes, Jennifer Carpenter, Jessica Cauffiel, Faune Chambers, Terry Crews, Brittany Daniel, Anne Dudek, James King, Lochlyn Munro
Release: June 25, 2004
Synopsis: Shawn and Marlon Wayans play two FBI agents trying to get back into their boss’s good graces by taking on a job guarding the Wilton sisters, two New York City hotel heiresses, from a serial kidnapper. They fail, and the two women are abducted. Then the two agents go undercover, dressing up as the titular “white chicks” to solve the crime and rescue the victims.

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Progonosis: Negative.

Ok. It’s a movie where two guys pass themselves off as two white ladies. Instantly, I am reminded of Lenny Henry who tried this almost same bit way back in 1991 with TRUE IDENTITY. If I remember correctly he had about as much success with that film as this one looks to enjoy. I am confused as to why the Wayans brothers decided to pitch this idea and what they said to the right suit who greenlit this turkey.

I love the beginning of this trailer, though. We have the Wayans brothers knocking shit over as cops, making busts, getting talked to by their superior officers and I feel hopeful at this point. In fact, I was hoping they would take over the whole Martin/Smith buddy cop genre with something fresh. This is when the trailer descends into a mess of hell.

One question: in the obligatory scene whenever a man dresses as a woman, and a purse snatcher, who is dressed here in a hackneyed grey sweatshirt and grey cap in what looks like to be a very warm time of year, grabs their purse is there a way to just fast forward through the old and busted tenet that the guy always catches up with him and beats him up? It was pure evil to watch.

The rest of the trailer simply plays up the obvious: a straight guy gets attracted to one of the “girls” and the men display traits usually only circumscribed to male gender roles. Wonderful.

Many of you know I am about as fair as a Wimbledon line judge when it comes to these trailers. I’ve admitted my penchant for all things flaming and explosive (arrows and glass included) but also having a sweet spot for good, affective cinema. However, what the hell is this supposed to be?

I referenced TRUE IDENTITY, not only to its obvious aping of the whole turning a black guy into a white guy, lord knows C. Thomas Howell did it with cringing aplomb (I would still like to offer my apologies to the world for that burning sack of dog crap) and it hasn’t been done since, but what irks me is that TRUE IDENTITY’s whole gimmick was a black guy putting on, for lack of a better description, white face and acting like a “white” person. It got old quick and it never seemed to rise above the one gag. Eddie Murphy, however, back when he was still funny, did it with razor sharp hilariousness back in the eighties because it was only a sketch that lasted a few minutes. Quick, short, and effective. This gag in WHITE GIRLS will lose its steam in the first act. The fact that Keenan is at the directorial helm, though, helps me sleep better at night and I’ll tell you why.

Keenen had no part in writing any of the SCARY MOVIE movies; that’s salvo number one. He did, however, scribe MOST WANTED and a LOW DOWN DIRTY SHAME.

Keenen created IN LIVING COLOR, giving rise to some of the best talent in comedy today, and made I’M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA. The latter gave the world one of the best bits of hilarity that involved Chris Rock, one rib, and a wad of bills.

I can’t really endorse seeing this film from what I saw but I would genuinely be happy if I were to be wrong about where I see this movie headed.

THE LAST SHOT (2004)

Director: Jeff Nathanson
Cast: Matthew Broderick, Alec Baldwin, W. Earl Brown, Toni Collette, Calista Flockhart, Judy Greer, William H. Macy, Tim Blake Nelson, Rob Schneider, Tony Shalhoub
Release: TBA
Synopsis: The focus of this ensemble comedy is a struggling filmmaker whose dream of directing his script by working outside the traditional Hollywood system comes true (as long as he films in Providence, Rhode Island) until he discovers that his miracle producer (Baldwin) is actually an undercover FBI agent who is just using the production as part of a sting operation designed to connect reports of union manipulation with the mafia.

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Progonosis: Comfortably Positive As soon as this trailer starts, I know I’ve heard this one before.

It had been some time but I knew where the plot was going, almost like déjà vu, and I stopped watching the trailer to investigate. It took only a few sparks of intuition and some clicking before I realized it was on NPR; specifically, it was episode 244 of This American Life. The real story was about a movie producer who sets out to make a movie under the supervision of a not too convincing FBI agent who tries to pass himself as a Hollywood mogul in an attempt to uncover mob corruption without letting the producer in on the sting. I don’t want to give the whole story away but it is an utterly fascinating twenty-five minutes of radio theater. This, however, brings us back to the trailer.

As it starts up again, I quickly see where the real story ends and the liberal stretching of the truth begins, the trailer is good and quick about setting the movie premise up. It captures the silliness of the whole teamsters/bribing/sting/informant angle and plays it for laughs; it could have gone either way.

It was nice to see Matthew Broderick in a major film role since his delicately played persona in YOU CAN COUNT ON ME and he’s wonderful to watch playing the part of the rube who has no idea what he’s involved in. I think if there’s one thing that saves this trailer from being an average, ho-hum affair is the focus on Broderick’s oafishness as he tries to navigate a very strange situation. There are great bits of Alec and Matthew playing serious comedy and it overrides a very annoying, pestering voiceover that gets in the way of my enjoyment.

Por ejemplo, Broderick asks Baldwin if his wife is also in the business; that business to which he’s referring, of course, is the move making industry. Baldwin, oblivious and with a straight face, replies: “Why would I marry a whore?”

Love it. That’s comedy gold in them thar trailer, son.

Also, I’m confused as to the inclusion of Peter Gabriel’s “Big Time.” Ooo”¦.how witty of you marketing magnates. Was Flock of Seagulls demanding too much for “I Ran” or was there another eighties classic that you couldn’t afford to swing in your marketing budget? Like I pointed out above, the voice of God as he does his voiceover is distracting as is the amateur look of the fonts used to tell me who’s who in the film and that, even though I heard you the first time, it really is based on a true story. Jeff Nathanson is the first time director on this project and is credited as helping to pen the adaptation to the screen. For those not in the know Nathanson is also credited for brining ANOTHER based on a true story to life in the shape of CATCH ME IF YOU CAN.

P.s. – Toni Collette is in full frontal black underwear showing off her acting acumen, but since that appeals to the juvenile in me they get an A for effort.

CONNIE AND CARLA (2004)

Director: Michael Lembeck
Cast: Nia Vardalos, Toni Collette, Stephen Spinella, Dash Mihok, David Duchovny
Release: April 16, 2004
Synopsis: Vardalos and Collette play Connie and Carla, two struggling Chicago dinner theater performers who accidentally witness a mafia hit”¦and who subsequently hit the road, running for their lives. Assuming the killers will never look for them in a place devoid of culture, the pair head to Los Angeles, where they assume new identities and find their middling talent at song and dance perfectly suited to new careers – as drag queens. Much to their surprise, they inadvertently become the toast of the cabaret circuit. As their ruse becomes increasingly difficult to maintain, they discover that it is indeed lonely at the top, especially after Connie meets Jeff (Duchovny), a guy she’d really like to be a real girl with. With the mafia zeroing in and the line separating their onstage/offstage personas blurring beyond the point of recognition, Connie and Carla soon discover the power of not compromising to pursue your dreams, fighting the good fight and never, never underestimating the transformative power of cosmetics.

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Progonosis: This is a MUST SEE for every woman out there and a reason for every man to decry the rom com genre. You can immediately taste the blend of this mess right from the word go.

It starts out having a little bit of HEDWIG, adds a little a brain-dead best friend vibe from ROMY AND MICHELE’S HIGH SCHOOL REUNINION, has a pinch of HARD TO KILL, offers some elements of Bosom Buddies in reverse, apes from SISTER ACT and then adds a little David Duchovny seriousness into it all.

I’m a sensitive guy. I appreciate a good David Duchovny love story. I happily own RETURN TO ME and can appreciate a middle-of-the-road love story for what it is. This, however, looks muddled and I am confused on what the most important element of the plot is supposed to be. Right away, though, I already know a few things:

1. Connie and Carla do not die as a result of their “on the lam” status from the mob. There will be no chance in hell of that happening and so that immediately takes the suspense out of that plot thread. It would be nice if one of them happens to meet her demise by the end of the movie by having a Columbian necktie administered but having that ending would be tantamount to having Wile E. Coyote catching and eating the soft flesh of the Road Runner. It would throw the world off its axis.

2. David Duchovny will most likely get pissed when he finds out his love interest is really a lady and not a dude and why the hell couldn’t she have been honest, but will eventually love her anyway because she’s, like, a really amazing person, et al.

3. Connie and Carla will be best friends 4 ever. No matter what this movie says to you, or will have you believe, no matter how many red herrings are tossed in the other direction, they will be best friends by the time the film hits the last scene of the last reel.

Now, knowing all this, and knowing full where it is all going, will some of the ladies still drag your ass to see this? You bet they’re gonna try. When you piece together the elements that pervade this trailer so heavily, from the lackadaisical direction, inane plot and substandard acting there is a thin, silver lining. It comes in the form of Toni Collette and David Duchovny.

The two of them are good actors. Toni was absolutely splendid in JAPANESE STORY and David, from what I hear, brought it to the table every week when he was still on the X-Files. Nia Vardolos, apart from her really nice sounding name, has no currency with me. MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING was a nice movie the first time I saw it. She was good. I am anxious to know, however, if she can break out of the role of the Greek girl next door but this looks like a safe role choice for her and it feels like MY BIG FAT REDUX when I see her doing her shtick.

HERO (2004)

Director: Zhang Yimou
Cast: Jet Li, Tony Leung Chiu-Wai, Maggie Cheung Man-Yuk, Zhang Ziyi, Chen Dao Ming, Donnie Yen
Release: June 4, 2004 (limited)
Synopsis: In ancient times China was divided into seven kingdoms. Qin, the king of the northern province, is under permanent threat of assassination attempts. His greatest fears are the warriors Broken Sword (Leung Chiu Wai), Flying Snow (Cheung), and Sky (Yen). One day one of the magistrates (Li) of his kingdom enters the palace, claims that he defeated all three of the emperor’s adversaries and tells his story; how he beat “Sky” in a duel and used the love between “Broken Sword” and “Flying Snow” to subdue them.

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Progonosis: Daaamn.

Before any of us knew how to differentiate between good and bad movies there was just something unexplainable, truly magical, if you will allow me to be so loose with my adverbial phraseology, about the ones that stay with you regardless of their quality.

Something I noticed immediately upon watching HERO was its ability to transcend language and offer up a story, while wonderfully intricate, didn’t really need words; the movie, and its players, was operatic. But that’s not the point here. This is about the trailer.

There is a vast disconnect between the foreign language trailer and the one that has been cobbled together for the domestic release. The most glaring difference between the two is that the foreign language trailer uses, well, language to sell its film while the one for English speaking folk get a lot of the action as a substitute for exposition. That’s not to say one is better than the other, however. For many campaigns of foreign language films, WITH A FRIEND LIKE HARRY comes to mind immediately, the trailer is all action with none of the cast speaking a bit of their foreign tongue. Having a blend of both language and imagery worked well for a trailer like GOOD BYE, LENIN!, but it doesn’t fare well for the subtitled one offered up here.

There could be a pissing match for days about what seems to be the most dominant element that needs to be accentuated in order to sell this to a domestic audience. Whether that be the story (nothing matters more), the visuals (an easy lock for the late teen/early adult demographic) or to try and tout the star power of Li, Leung and Ziyi (most would say “who?”) there are a lot of options to effectively sell this to ma and pa America. While the foreign language trailer focuses on the intimate connections between the characters, there is something there at the very end that I wish, terribly so, in fact, was in the domestic trailer. Near the very end there is a shot of an army releasing a cavalcade of arrows (not one on fire, dammit). It’s beautiful. The use of black and grey is breathtaking as they take flight. And then, there he is, Jet Li. We only see his back, the shower descending downward toward him, as he stands steadfast and still. That’s a keeper.

The domestic trailer is no slouch, however. It showcases only a sliver of the action that’s contained in this epic and does a very good job in doing so. One of the things that really captured my attention is its focus on Yimou’s direction. There are wide, sweeping views interlaced with the emotions of the movie’s characters. There are wide shots interspersed with tight ones, action mixed with slow motion and a voiceover that assists, not hinders, the progression of the trailer.

Miramax has been sitting on this movie for a long time and, simply based on the look of both these trailers, I am positive there should be a collective “why?” being uttered when the screen goes black. There simply isn’t a better looking import that hasn’t yet been released in the States than HERO. From what I have read, however, Quentin Tarantino is getting involved with getting this movie out and uncut. It’s a disgrace to any filmmaker to have their vision conform to an individual’s taste and this is but one example of there being hope for at least one movie that can have a stay of execution.

March 19, 2004

Trailer Park: And That’s A Good Thing

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By Christopher Stipp

March 19, 2004

AND THAT’S A GOOD THING

I am reminded of Martha and her catchphrase she uttered with resounding conviction, before her conviction, when I see the early reviews coming in for DAWN OF THE DEAD. On top of that, getting an extended ten-minute preview on USA this week was all that was needed to seal the deal. I applaud Universal for not only taking the ballsy move to secure the time to show the first ten minutes of the film, but that they believe enough in the picture to even give a thought to doing something like this. Obviously, there are some drawbacks to showing an insight into the pacing, cadence, camera work and acting of those in the picture. One of the drawbacks is that some people could see that you made a crappy-ass movie and you could possibly lose what little support you could have garnered by simply sitting on that jive turkey until a nameless Wednesday comes across so you can drop that bomb like Billy Zane in a Memphis Belle.

Thankfully the suits at Universal felt safe in the knowledge that this looks like a solid horror hit. I realize there are purists out there who only reserve that moniker to the original HALLOWEEN series, the Chucky collection or even the various chapters of the CRITTERS saga, but this is horror in the new millennium. I would like to be scared, even jump a little in my seat, but if they can keep true to Romero’s larger themes of commercialization and what it says about the populace in general I will be happy enough to usher in this kind of gore.

Now, about what I thought would be my trailer of the week. I didn’t even give it a second thought. I knew it. I had it in mind even before I pushed the play button on my QuickTime player. I, ROBOT was going to be the trailer that would get people talking and buzzing. And then I watched it.

I am reminded of Michael Mann’s HEAT when Al Pacino is getting fed up with being dogged around by one of his informants. He walks away from the table they are speaking at and in disgust and rage he shouts out that his squealer shouldn’t waste his time in a tone and volume that I come back to what he said again and again, with the explicative attached, whenever I feel I’ve been jerked around. After watching the trailer I, too, had that very same thought as I backed away from my keyboard and wondered what the hell happened. Read on and find out what went wrong.

In a surprise that not even I anticipated until early this week, I found the trailer for a movie called SHAUN OF THE DEAD. Priceless. It’s by far the best thing I saw all week. With the trailer enabled for Flash players (a great way to see a trailer quick and easy) many of you should be able and see for yourselves why I picked this baddie for clip of the week. Surely, if you happen to disagree or want to guide me to some trailers I may not know about, send me an e-mail. I always enjoy hearing from the literate.

I, ROBOT (2004)

Director: Alex Proyas
Cast: Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan, Bruce Greenwood, James Cromwell, Chi McBride, Alan Tudyk
Release: July 16, 2004
Synopsis: Will Smith stars in this action thriller inspired by the classic short story collection by Isaac Asimov, and brought to the big screen by dynamic and visionary director Alex Proyas (Dark City, The Crow). In the year 2035, robots are an everyday household item, and everyone trusts them, except one, slightly paranoid detective (Smith) investigating what he alone believes is a crime perpetrated by a robot. The case leads him to discover a far more frightening threat to the human race. I, ROBOT uses a spectacular, state-of-the-art visual effects technique to bring a world of robots to life.

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Progonosis: Negative.

I would like to say where I think this trailer went in the direction I had hoped it wouldn’t, but I won’t be glib and say it happens as soon as Will Smith enters the frame.

One of the first things that I noticed about this trailer, first of all, was the absence of Proyas’ cinematic thumbprint. GARAGE DAYS notwithstanding, I was excited to see him come back to the kind of gritty work that really made him a standout in DARK DAYS and THE CROW. Palpability or even a nuanced style is enough to make me notice in any director’s style, but Proyas had the ability of taking filmmaking elements and created worlds with them while giving an engaging, exciting story. The absence of all of that is was what alarmed me at first.

The acting starts as Will Smith does a little of the pensive/GQ/serious “I’ll be right there” in his best cop-like persona, rides along on a motorcycle, weaving through traffic, off to an investigation of something, but by this point I’m not that ornery. I’m actually appreciating what might come next. I start feeling the wheels fall of this motorcade of a spectacle, however, when after a little banter between cop Smith and one of his investigative leads ends with a little indirect homophobic humor which, if done right, read here: PLANES, TRANES AND AUTOMOBILES, can be amusing, but when Smith lets his comments fly I can see where it’s leading.

The trailer shows some very promising hope for life with Asimov’s Laws of Robotics as a backdrop, which, oddly enough, were crafted way back in the 1940s and provided a great basis for a flick when this project was first announced. When they scroll through the very same laws, and as Smith actually looks like he’s going to behave, an unseen robot defends his innocence under an interrogation. Up to this point I still believe there can be redemption. The sets look like they’re on loan from MINORITY REPORT, albeit in a very Styrofoam way.

And then it happens.

You get to see the face of the robot in question and there is a certain deflation of expectations after seeing the intricate posters that were made up showcasing these things leading up to this trailer’s arrival.

It’s about this time when Smith says out loud that he longed for the good ol’ days when, “people were killed by other people.” Huh? The factitiousness of the movies visuals with the plastic sheen that coats everything just continues this movie’s nosedive. There are, however, a few shots of some robots going monkey shine on the human population, some quick frames of action with glass shattering (forever a fan of that) and cars flipping over, but it is Smith’s mugging that irked me the most. The movie moves from being, what could be, a great realizing of Asimov’s principals with Proyas leading the attack, no less, but it just looks like another vehicle for Smith to be, well, Smith in his most splendid MEN IN BLACK routine. Wake me up if I’m wrong about this one.

THUNDERBIRDS (2004)

Director: Jonathan Frakes
Cast: Bill Paxton, Anthony Edwards, Sophia Myles, Brady Corbet, Soren Fulton, Vanessa Hudgens, Ben Kingsley
Release: August 6, 2004
Synopsis: When dangerous situations exceed the limitations of ordinary military and international security forces, the world calls upon the high-tech assistance of International Rescue-a mysterious band of fearless adventurers and their fleet of awesome, imaginatively engineered vehicles known as: Thunderbirds! Hidden from the world, Tracy Island, a lush patch of land situated in the remote waters of the South Pacific, is home to brilliant entrepreneur and former astronaut Jeff Tracy (Bill Paxton) and his five sons. It is also the headquarters of Tracy’s top-secret organization, International Rescue – and it is under siege. Master criminal The Hood (Ben Kingsley) has breached island security, intent on commandeering International Rescue’s fleet of five highly advanced rescue vehicles, each designed to accomplish a specific task. Deploying Jeff and his four eldest sons on a mission, The Hood finds his plans obstructed by Jeff’s youngest son Alan (Brady Corbet), who will do anything to save the Tracy family and the Thunderbirds.

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Progonosis: Meh.

With a cast like this I was feeling like I could get into a flick that I didn’t really care that much about. I had heard a little bit about it, had seen production designs for one of the cars that looked more suited for the Ambiguously Gay Duo and, frankly, I never even had an interest in the television series. This trailer, though, makes great use of camp in much the same way it wasn’t well used for the other blast from the past, LOST IN SPACE.

To be honest, I both loved the trailer for its eye candy that came in all different flavors and also feared it for the lack of any dialogue that would offer any sense of how the actors were going to play their parts. From what little I could tell, Bill Paxton is all cleaned up from his FRAILITY persona and is chipper enough to declare with a grin that, “Thunderbirds are go.” Joy. I couldn’t be happier, either.

The outfits the Thunderbirds wear are slightly odd looking along with their color coordinated ships/planes/Ambiguously gay flying machines. Just watching the trailer a few times had me queasy from motion sickness as the scenes cut from one moment to another in such a rapid fashion that, by the end, I had no idea what the hell was going on. That’s not to say, however, that is such a bad thing as when dealing with summer pictures you have to hit the attention deficient demographic with every last sensory blast you have, but it would be nice to know what is going on with the plot. So far, all I know is that this movie has Bill Paxton in it and there’s lots of explosions, smoke, a hot blonde chick with an English accent, and space ships that look like they’re exploding. That’s it.

Now, for the rest of the population who want to decide if forking over their loot is worth it the filmmakers need to come correct with a better trailer with at least one of the three things:

1. Some exposition. Please. Just give me a nugget, even a little somethin’ somethin’ with Sir Ben, which should tell me why I should patronize your summer popcorn love fest.
2. Dialogue. Even something from that one guy who does all the action voiceovers for all the action movies saying a few words about why I should care about a defunct television series that expired decades ago would be nice.
3. Show that hot blonde chick doing something ribald or tawdry with one of those space ship models and I will personally guarantee the highest opening weekend with males 12-24.

It’s always good to see brother Chet doing something new, not the least of which was CLUB DREAD which was woefully given little love, and I would like to see how his presence either elevates or shames the rest of the cast assembled around him.

THE UNITED STATES OF LELAND (2004)

Director: Matthew Ryan Hoge
Cast: Ryan Gosling, Don Cheadle, Chris Klein, Jena Malone, Lena Olin, Kevin Spacey, Michelle Williams, Martin Donovan, Ann Magnuson, Kerry Washington, Sherilyn Fenn, Maria Arcé, Michael Welch, Michael Pena
Release: April 2, 2004
Synopsis: Soft-spoken Leland Fitzgerald (Gosling) commits a crime that shocks the soul of his community. As the son of a world-renowned author (Spacey) and because his motive is a genuine mystery, the boy becomes a touchstone for controversy. In pursuing “the reason why”, aspiring writer Pearl Madison (Cheadle) see the chance for a career-making book. Leland’s haunting tale is, at once, deeply poignant and darkly funny, an investigation into the impenetrable secrets of the suburban American family. The film explores the resonance of a single violent act, showing how it affects the families of both the guilty and the innocent.

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Progonosis: Positive.

There is something about a good movie with Don Cheadle that restores the notion that not everyone in Hollywood needs a paycheck that bad.

Sure, his work as a bloke with a hellacious accent in OCEAN’S ELEVEN made me scratch my head too, but that doesn’t come close to negating his work in TRAFFIC, BOOGIE NIGHTS, THE METEOR MAN or even as the guy at the fast food pick-up window in MOVING VIOLATIONS.

His last real project was OCEAN’S but he looks great in this trailer alongside Ryan Gosling. Gosling has a quiet ferociousness about himself, as evidenced in movies like THE SLAUGHTER RULE and THE BELIEVER, and that comes across as he effortlessly glides across the screen in the newest project from the man who brought us, well, nothing. A real first-time director in the eyes of most people, Hoge brings warmth and some slivers of inspired cinematography in this short trailer.

The trailer opens up with a soft, Ben Folds-esque piano solo and it works so well. While the music plays we get a little backstory about why young Leland is in the pokey but it’s not too clear of the specifics. We get a little bit of Cheadle, and even a little Chris Klein, who gets a moment to add something quietly to the picture this trailer paints. The trailer takes its time and that’s fine. It works.

Jenna Malone, who was showcased last week for SAVED!, pops up again as the love interest for Leland, and there is something very sweet that comes across when her and Gosling have their moments together. Kevin Spacey decides to make a landing in this bad boy and I am hoping he found his box full of acting tricks that he managed to lose sometime in late 1999. There are other smaller bits from established bards, but, overall, this movie looks great. Judging by the production company that has helped to get this thing made, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM being one of them, the hands that this movie is in are ones that aren’t necessarily out to bust box office records but out to simply create a well-crafted film.

GRAND THEFT PARSONS (2004)

Director: David Caffrey
Cast: Johnny Knoxville, Gabriel Macht, Marley Shelton, Christina Applegate, Michael Shannon, Robert Forster, Jim Cody Williams
Release: ?
Synopsis: There are times when it’s right and proper to simply bury the dead. This is not one of those times… Gram Parsons was one of the most influential musicians of his time; a bitter, brilliant, genius who knew Elvis, tripped with the Stones and fatally overdosed on morphine and tequila in 1973. And from his dying came a story. A story from deep within folklore; a story of friendship, honour and adventure; a story so extraordinary that if it didn’t really happen, no one would believe it. Two men, a hearse, a dead rock star, five gallons of petrol, and a promise. And the most extraordinary chase of modern times.

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Progonosis: Positive Sometimes it’s all in how you define independent.

Is it by the budget or by the ideas behind the story or something else entirely? I didn’t expect much out of Johnny Knoxville as an actor but he really shines in the parts that are presented in this trailer. What’s refreshing, as well, is how the director for DIVORCING JACK (A movie that has a disturbingly creepy box cover that seems to follow my eyes whenever I see it at the local video mart) uses Knoxville so effectively. I’m not so sure, or convinced, of Knoxville’s accent in this film, but I am pleased to see him seem so comfortable in front of the camera.

As this trailer opens, the scroll letting us know this is based on a true story, there is a certain amount of emotional weight to Knoxville’s voiceover. The camera work is nice in how it eases us into the world these characters inhabit. As Knoxville encounters resistance to claiming Parson’s body at the hospital where it is being kept, in an effort to cremate it, it sets up the crux of the movie’s plot beautifully. Cut and dry. Pure and simple. All in less than fifteen seconds.

Christina Applegate, in an effort to recapture the magic she had with DON’T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER’S DEAD, looks very pleasing and actually appears to add an ephemeral counter-balance to Knoxville’s scruffy, burnt-out character.

Another thing this movie has going for it is that this movie could have gone in two different directions. They could have made a tender story about a man who looks to fulfill a promise to a dead friend and have it a rather touching story of the bonds men share or they could have went down this route, throw in a dash of serious contemplation about the nature of friendship, and play down the more supercilious aspects to have Knoxville pump up the comedy a bit. The latter is what this trailer is selling and if it is any different I am not too sure it would really make that much a difference based on the clips provided here.

I made note of how the story is essentially told in the first few moments of the trailer and I think it is worth noting, again, because it does something very nice. It allows an individual to better observe what is happening on the screen and it frees someone from having to piece together a puzzle of a trailer that looks only to shock and awe. As well, someone can enjoy the performances from the actors on screen and really make an honest value judgment if they want to come spend their money. I wish more trailers could learn this lesson.

SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004)

Director: Edgar Wright
Cast: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield, Dylan Moran, Lucy Davis, Bill Nighy, Peter Serafinowicz, Penelope Wilton
Release: TBD
Synopsis: Gathered together at their local pub for a night of drinking and conversation, a group of friends find themselves thrown into a battle against hell-bent zombies.

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Progonosis: O Positive.

I’m a consummate Todd Phillips fan, but I had more laughs during this trailer than I did when I viewed the one cobbled together for STARSKY AND HUTCH.

One of the things about comedies is that you don’t quite know what’s going to be funny when it’s taken out of context and put into the kind of sound bites that make it into the trailer. I thought, simply based on the trailer, STARSKY was going to be a laugh a minute comedic journey. What I got, instead, was a short bus ride after seeing most every comedic moment of the film was used for the trailer. That’s why, with slight trepidation, I see SHAUN OF THE DEAD as one of the most anticipated comedies that I would like to see simply based on what’s presented here.

It’s great to see good satire when it’s done right and all the elements seem to be in place here. There’s a great false beginning to this trailer where a concerned television reporter tells the populace to be calm as video of walking zombies fill the picture screen. Just as the reporter says this two couch potatoes, who will be the movie’s titular characters, realize what the newsman is saying and in walks a zombie. Hilarity ensues. It’s hard to describe comedic elements without it sounding unfunny and it’s best explained if you see it for yourself. Again, subjectivity is the root of all comedy. What’s funny for one could be an excruciatingly miserable experience for another.

After the intro, there’s the voiceover from above that gives the basic rundown of how to escape a zombie invasion. The first way is to avoid detection and so cue cell phone; the second is to use weapons as the protagonists open a box of records to be used as vinyl instruments of death as the zombies come closer and they start debating which ones should be saved; and lastly, as the newscaster says it, “the attackers can be stopped by removing the head.” The physical humor just kicks up from there. The ending to this thing sees a zombie being knocked over by a car the characters are driving

There’s not really any better way to say it but this has to be one of the funniest trailers I’ve seen, so far, all year. Does that make me a shut-in who needs to get out more? Possibly. It’s all subjective.

Comics in Context #31: Knight Terrors

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:19 am

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There’s been a long break since the initial installment of my review of Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Strikes Again, newly released as a trade paperback, while I have written reports on the 2004 Toy Fair and Cartoon Network “upfront” presentation for IGN FilmForce. But now this critic strikes again, continuing where I left off.

Book 2 of The Dark Knight Strikes Again opens with the cover for The Daily Planet Magazine (presumably the equivalent of a newspaper’s Sunday magazine supplement, like The New York Times Sunday Magazine, showcasing its cover story. “Superhero Chic,” with a picture of what, by coincidence, one friend years ago imagined as being the ideal Supergirl costume: a nude blonde woman with a strategically placed “S” emblem.

This serves to introduce the “Superchix,” seductive young women dressed in superhero-style costumes, calling themselves Batchick, Wonder Chick, and Black Canary (the latter is presumably not the super heroine of that name, who would be much older at this point on the Dark Knight timeline), who are celebrities, though for what reason is not immediately clear: we are told they have their own website (no big distinction, that) and eventually that they are some sort of pop music group.

So what is Miller trying to get at here? Initially, I linked the Superchix to the nude newscaster and other sleazy media types who appeared in Book 1. Are the Superchix Miller’s comment on the ever more sexually explicit trends in pop culture? In a world where superheroes are real, would Britney Spears and company dress up (or down) in superhero costumes?

Perhaps the Superchix are satiric comments on the “bad girl” characters so prevalent in comics in the ’90s, who might be regarded more as pin-ups for male fantasies than the liberated heroines they purported to be. (Take that trend to its nadir and you get the unfortunate Stan Lee’s Stripperella.) If, as we saw in Book 1, The Dark Knight Strikes Again has a subtext about restoring traditional values of the superhero genre, perhaps the Superchix are meant to represent the more disposable, hormone-driven superhero comics of the last decade. Note that Miller’s amusing parody of TV newsman Chris Matthews (or perhaps of Darrell Hammond’s impersonation of Matthews on Saturday Night Live) rants, “So now the President brings the hammer down on three bouncy tarts for making the long green for adolescent boys who’ve got testosterone coming out of their ears and grown men old enough to be their fathers!” Could the same description apply to a lot of comics readers during the notorious early 1990s comics boom? (The Dark Knight Strikes Again is indeed an example of how middle-aged creators can use the superhero genre to voice their own perspective, despite its traditionally young audience.)

And this in turn makes me think of Miller’s long involvement with the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund, which helps defendants in court cases that seek to outlaw the sale of “mature” comics. By having the government in DK2 outlaw the harmless Superchix, perhaps Miller is drawing a parallel to attempts to censor the comics industry, and hence to repress freedom of expression.

Miller makes clear in DK2 that the superhero is a symbol of individual liberty. Sexuality is also arguably a means of personal expression and freedom. It’s interesting that Miller links superheroes and sexuality in DK2 by making them both the objects of government repression. Indeed, in DK2 they are the targets of the right wing. In the media debate over the Superchix, which Miller populates with caricatures of familiar “talking heads,” the person most opposed to the Superchix is the conservative commentator George Will. A longstanding slur on comics readers is that guys give up comics when they discover girls. How ironic that Miller instead links the superhero concept and sexuality together.

Now, superheroes traditionally battle on behalf of the rest of the population: they are the champions of the public at large. Superman, raised in the values of the idealized Midwesterners who were his foster parents, stands for the American citizenry’s traditional morality: “truth, justice and the American way.” But what kind of general public does Miller portray in DK2? The men (and women) in the street types who pop up during Matthews’ Superchix debate are more grossly caricatured than the news media “talking heads” and just babble nonsense; no wonder Matthews yells at them to “Shut up!” It makes one wonder just how democratic the political stance of DK2 is.

There follow three double-page spreads showing Batman descending from the heavens (like a bat and like an avenging deity) along with his aircraft to burst into Lex Luthor’s headquarters. Through these three spreads Miller moves from the satire of the Superchix debate to giving DK2 an epic scale, aided by the beauty of the skyscapers that Lynn Varley colors.

Batman starts whaling the tar out of various Luthor allies: Miller even gives us an extreme close-up of teeth that have been knocked out of his victims’ mouths, accompanied by a spray of blood added by Varley. “Life doesn’t get any better than this,” thinks Batman. “God. I love my job.” (What was that about testosterone coming out of one’s ears?)

Remember the square-jawed, grinning Batman that Dick Sprang used to draw in the ’40s and ’50s, wisecracking with Robin as they clobbered thugs? This strikes me as Miller’s updated version of that. His Batman may look like a grim figure of retribution to his enemies, but Batman himself isn’t grim at all: he’s performing his life’s work, acting true to himself (unlike the depressed Bruce Wayne leading his empty life at the start of the original Dark Knight), and he’s having fun. He is following his bliss.

In the course of doing so, Batman beats up the (fictional) Secretary of State and (fictional) Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. “So much treason to commit,” Batman muses; “So little time.”

And this sets me wondering. Making known criminals Luthor and Brainiac the secret heads of the government, responsible for a covert coup d’etat, gives Batman a moral rationale for attacking the U.S. government.

But here is Batman attacking a cabinet secretary and the head of the military. Are they Luthor’s knowing accomplices? Luthor, an American citizen, is a traitor for usurping control of the government. But here Batman calls himself a traitor. Is he merely making an ironic joke?

What I wonder here is whether making Luthor the secret power behind the throne is less a moral rationale in the story than an excuse. Is DK2 actually an anarchist work, opposed to the federal government no matter who is in charge, simply out of an ideological opposition to big government?

Batman then beats up Luthor and carves a “Z” on his face. Batman’s sidekick Carrie, now known as Catgirl, is bewildered by this last gesture, but this is Batman’s and Miller’s tip of the cowl to Zorro, one of the influences on the creation of Batman. (It was Miller who established that on the night that Bruce Wayne’s parents were murdered, they had taken Bruce to see the movie The Mark of Zorro.) Zorro is a supposedly idle rich man who adopts a costumed identity based on an animal (Zorro is “the Fox”) to combat a government that oppresses the people. In Batman: Year One, Miller made the young Batman’s principal opponent the alliance of government officials and organized crime bosses that dominated Gotham City; in DK2 the enemy is once again a government run by criminals.

“I’ll see you in hell,” Batman tells Luthor in parting: Luthor is damned, of course, and Batman’s remark suggests the idea that Batman is a kind of devil (hence the horns and links to creatures of the night) who battles on the side of good. Carrie exults (twice), “We scared the crap out of Lex Luthor.” Batman, satisfied with a good night’s work, observes, “Striking terror. Best part of the job.”

Well, whether or not Miller realizes this, I do not know, but, as people have long noted about terrorism, it backfires. Rather than scaring him off, Batman’s assault simply seems to spur Luthor on to further evildoing, resulting in the deaths of many innocent victims over the rest of this miniseries. Had Batman taken this opportunity to capture or even kill Luthor, he could have avoided all of that.

Best of all, since Luthor had covertly seized power behind the facade of an elected President who turns out merely to be a CGI image, couldn’t Batman have simply exposed Luthor’s schemes to the American public once he had captured him? But then again, according to Miller’s caricature of George Stephanopoulos, “Maybe the President doesn’t exist, but that hasn’t hurt him in the polls.” The majority of Americans in DK2 allegedly don’t care whether or not they are oppressed. Batman appears to be fighting Luthor and company because he and his superhero allies think they are wrong, not because Batman is acting according to the wishes of the general population.

And now Batman has referred to himself not just as a traitor but as a terrorist: “Striking terror. Best part of the job.” As noted, Miller has stated that when the September 11 attacks occurred, he found himself in the midst of working on a series that portrayed Batman as a “good terrorist.”

Well, as we know from Batman #1, Bruce Wayne adopted a bat costume to strike terror into the hearts of criminals, who are “a cowardly, superstitious lot.” So the actions of Batman in DK2 are an extension of that.

cic-031-01.jpgBut having Batman call himself a “terrorist” may be misusing the word. As we commonly think of terrorists, they inflict death and injury on noncombatants to achieve their political goals by striking terror into the population at large. Batman isn’t doing that in DK2: he seeks to terrorize Luthor and his allies, but not the public, and he certainly will not harm the general population. The only people this Batman seeks to kill are Luthor and Brainiac.

The Batman of DK2 is really more of a commando leader, directing his troops in assaults on the enemy (Luthor) and what are effectively military targets: he’s like Nick Fury in a bat suit.

Still, it’s significant that Miller uses such a loaded word as “terrorist” to approvingly describe his version of Batman. It may be another indication of the anarchist, anti-government subtext of DK2. For better or worse, Miller’s success in involving his readers emotionally on Batman’s side also gives us a look into the terrorist’s point of view. This kind of wish to violently overthrow the government may not be such an alien sentiment, after all, if it can crop up in our own fantasy worlds.

Miller next brings in Ralph Dibny, the Elongated Man, who is doing a commercial in which he urges male viewers to “elongate your love life,” and thus a familiar gag about superheroes with stretching powers finally makes it into a mainstream comic. No wonder Ralph and Sue Dibny seemed to be such a happy couple.

Then Wonder Woman confronts Superman amid the ruins of the Silver Age version of his Fortress of Solitude in the Arctic. Having been soundly defeated by Batman at the end of the previous issue, Superman looks like a wreck himself: bruised, even somewhat bestial with his now distorted facial features and large, rough hands. The Fortress, a symbol of himself, and perhaps of Silver Age comics and their idealism, has been turned to debris by Luthor. “I’ve lost it. I’m finished. I had a good run,” he tells her. This bested, despairing Superman is reminiscent of Matt Murdock midway through Miller’s Daredevil: Born Again, whose own home had been blasted into rubble by his own bald nemesis, the Kingpin. In the way that Superman phrases that line ““ “I had a good run” ““ perhaps he is also alluding to the “run” of his comics series. Perhaps here Miller is evoking the attitude of some that traditional superheroes such as Superman are no longer relevant. (Miller himself disagrees with that attitude, as this series will show.)

We learn that Superman and Wonder Woman have a daughter, Lara (named after Superman’s mother), and here another theme appropriate to a generation of comics professionals in middle age becomes clearer. Like John Byrne in Generations, Miller too is concerned with the idea of the next generation of superheroes, symbolizing the next generation, the children of the Boomers. Carrie and the “Batboys” are Batman’s heirs, whom he has trained. Lara is the heir to Superman and Wonder Woman, but Superman has kept his distance from his daughter, serving as neither mentor nor father. Superman’s rationale is a protective one, perhaps overly so: he does not want Luthor and Brainiac to learn of her existence and make her “their slave.” One might speculate that Superman’s real motive is shame that he has become their “slave” himself: it is in this scene that he confesses to being a failure, having lost “our war for human freedom” to Luthor and Brainiac. Superman is in the position that Bruce Wayne was in at the beginning of the first Dark Knight: having been unable to prevent Jason Todd’s death, Wayne felt that continuing as Batman was pointless. In Superman’s case he also voices the guilt of a parent who feels he (and his generation?) has let his child (and her generation?) down by failing to live up to his ideals and to meet his goals. In protecting Lara, Superman is guarding his hope for the future, since he has given up on being able to achieve that goal himself. As I wrote in the last installment, The Dark Knight Strikes Back strikes me as being more about Superman’s character arc than Batman’s.

Superman’s real failure as a parent appears to be his neglect of Lara. Wonder Woman says Lara is “confused ““ about things only you could possibly explain.” She needs a mentor. Wonder Woman sees Superman’s attitude as overprotectiveness: “Her time will come. She will face the enemy in her own way. She will be wise. She will be brave.” In other words, each generation must take its turn on the world stage, and Lara will rise to virtues that her father perhaps thinks he has lost. It seems appropriate that Wonder Woman, not having perceptively aged, sides with the younger generation, whereas Superman, even if he is not physically old, looks the part of an exhausted, spent older generation with his bruises and depressed manner.

Attempting to provoke Superman out of his depression, Wonder Woman challenges him, “Where is the hero who threw me to the ground and took me as his rightful prize?” Now there is a disconcerting piece of dialogue for Wonder Woman: the archetypal feminist hero likes the idea of rape?

She is also confronting him with the duality of his nature: “Where is the god whose passion shattered a mountaintop? Where is that man? Where is that Superman?” Superman is both man and god, and godhood here is not just a word but has an epic dimension, as the mountaintop’s fate shows. (The first Dark Knight dabbled in this idea: Superman’s first “appearance” in it is as a mighty wind as he moves, unseen, at superhuman speed: it as if he is a force of nature.) Superman should not be the victim of such destruction as the mortal Luthor wreaked, but the creator of destruction on a grander scale.

There follows a sequence of dramatic (but not sexually explicit) full page shots representing Superman and Wonder Woman’s lovemaking. This is Superman’s symbolic resurrection through love and sex: again, the idea of the superhuman is linked with sexuality. (A similar reenergizing encounter between the literally and figuratively impotent Nite Owl and Silk Spectre in Watchmen parallels this scene.) Superman reclaims his godlike aspect, as Miller shows us reports of the hurricanes and earthquakes the lovemaking caused. This enables him to make a joke as a payoff (“Clark. The Earth moved.”) which perhaps distracts the reader from raising annoying questions. (I know that Wonder Woman is no “Woman of Kleenex,” to use Larry Niven’s phrase, but could she really withstand earthquake-level force? And was anyone killed in that hurricane and quake?)

Wonder Woman now somehow knows she is pregnant again, though nothing more is said about this in the series. (So, is Miller already laying the groundwork for another sequel?)

Luthor and Brainiac send an “alien robot” that resembles a gigantic frog to combat Superman; actually it appears to be the computer intelligence Brainiac himself, in a new form. Why a frog? Maybe the giant green animal image is supposed to evoke the giant monsters that menace cities in Godzilla and other Japanese movies, or the dragons that are the traditional adversaries of monster-slaying heroes. Members of the public who witness the battle are amazed to see Superman, saying they were told he was “dead” or not real. It would make sense that a repressive government would try to convince the populace that a symbol of individual freedom and power was dead or perhaps never existed. (Could this also be an allusion to the “Death of Superman” story line of the 1990s?)

But now a new subplot is introduced. The original Joker killed himself in the first Dark Knight, but here’s a new Joker, dressed, without explanation, as Cosmic Boy of the Legion of Super-Heroes, who murders a hero created by Jack Kirby, the Guardian. What’s going on here? Alan Moore’s Watchmen is said to have had a major influence on the last issue of Miller’s original Dark Night. Watchmen had a mysterious “cape killer,” who murdered the Comedian, a costumed hero; now DK2 has a serial killer of superheroes.

In a speech to Superman, Brainiac links the superheroes reemerging into action to the “wannabe superheroes popping up,” by which he presumably means characters like the Superchix. This suggests that the strength of the superhero concept is resurging, through a combination of the revitalization of the old characters (and an older generation) and a younger generation who are striving to imitate them, without yet realizing the symbolic power and meanings of the concept. (Again, there may be a subtext here about the actual comics industry.)

So, in a sort of war of public relations imagery, Brainiac and Luthor intend to “nip this little fad in the bud” by humiliating, defeating and destroying the leading superhero, Superman, before the eyes of the world. Brainiac calls Superman’s approaching demise “a big, splashy spectacle. A deterrent. A show-stopper, if you will.” Right from the start of the original series, Miller’s Dark Knight has concerned itself with how the media portray the heroes’ exploits. Now even the villains speak in terms if media imagery and spin. One might recall Mel Brooks’ lines from The Producers musical: “All you got to know is/Everything is show biz.”

Again, Brainiac holds the threat of destroying Kandor over Superman’s head: if he flees, Kandor lives, but if he fights, Kandor dies. Superman chooses a middle path, neither fleeing nor fighting but withstanding the attack. This may seem the route of moral compromise, that could very well end in his own death and solve nothing, though Miller pictures Superman heroically here, in apparent praise of his decision.

On the other hand, Batman doesn’t seem impressed by this, and is still explicitly rejecting the idea of “compromise” (though, as we shall see, he does not know about the Kandorian hostages).

The generational theme reemerges as the Flash condemns Batman for “dragging kids into your holy war,” a variation on the old theme that the old send the young to die in war. Batman, though, defends this: “Wars are always fought by children! And there are always innocent casualties!” Sounds to me as if this is Batman’s own moral compromise, even if he doesn’t acknowledge it as such: people must die to achieve the greater good of overthrowing tyranny. And Carrie and the Batboys seem younger than typical soldiers. (It’s another sign of Batman’s and the book’s middle-aged perspective that soldiers in their late teens and twenties are termed “children.”)

Following the new Joker’s murder of the Creeper, a hero created by Steve Ditko, there follows another Watchmen parallel involving Ditko’s the Question. In the first issue of Watchmen, Rorschach, a character inspired by the Question, approached various retired superheroes, issuing a Campbellian call to adventure, to aid in finding the Comedian’s killer. So here the Question meets with a retired, virtually powerless Martian Manhunter, who suffers from the same sense of defeat that Superman had. Interestingly, the Manhunter does not speak like the unworldly alien being familiar from, say, the Justice League TV series: he looks and talks like a green version of Ben Grimm, the Thing from The Fantastic Four, as if a disheartened Ben had gone back to where he grew up on New York’s fictional Yancy Street.

Superman had been convinced it was useless to contend against his enemies; Wonder Woman persuaded him to fight back. The discussion between the Question and the Martian Manhunter puts the issue in explicitly philosophical terms. “A new dawn ““ a new age of heroes can be ours,” the Question claims, “if we seize this moment and make it happen!” This also seems to be yet another reference to what I have dubbed the Neo-Silver movement in comics, the effort to recapture the heroic spirit of the comics of the Silver Age in contemporary terms.

Claiming precognitive powers, the Manhunter says that he knew he would see the Question tonight and knows he will die tonight by fire.

The Question retorts that the Manhunter has “free will” and can create his own fate. “Determinism is a coward’s refuge. The future is ours to create!”

This scene is interrupted as the story briefly returns to Superman’s battle, with the initial, ominous appearance of Lara as a somber, silhouetted figure with glowing red eyes. Here is one of the most striking visual images in the whole miniseries: the two-page spread of Wonder Woman astride a winged horse, wielding Zeus’s thunderbolt, a picture that, in its power and its explicit references to Greek mythology, conveys the epic, godlike dimension Miller seeks to draw from the superhero concept.

Now the new Joker, this time costumed as the Legion’s Element Lad, carries out the Martian Manhunter’s prophecy and kills him. One might argue, though, that thematically it was because the Manhunter had given up fighting against his perceived fate that he succumbed to it; significantly, in contrast the Question, who refuses to give in, is rescued by Green Arrow, another such rebel.

But the debate between the Question and Martian Manhunter segues from them to different characters. Emerging into the light and plain view, Lara, appears first wrapped as if in a sheet, and then, as if claiming her heritage and role in the world, in a variant of Superman’s costume: she is the new Supergirl (as Brainiac soon names her) and Superman’s heir and future successor. She begins by soliloquizing against not only her father’s sense of helpless resignation, but also his attitude towards humanity: “Father. You are wrong. This time is ours. This world is ours.” Her words unite with her actions, as he smashes through Brainiac’s immense frog-like robotic form and blows it up with her heat vision. (Miller seems to use heat vision, and the recurring image of glowing red eyes, as a sign of Superman and Lara’s superhuman natures.)

Next Miller introduces us to the son and daughter of Hawkman and Hawkgirl, the superheroes from the planet Thanagar, who had taken refuge in a rain forest only to be killed when it was annihilated by Luthor and Brainiac. Their deaths are captured in a touching sequence, in which the silhouetted figures of Hawkman and Hawkgirl kiss, knowing there is no escape, as Varley’s bright red fire entraps them. Their son sums up: “Lovers, they died.” Alex Ross and Paul Dini’s JLA: Liberty and Justice also emphasized Hawkman and Hawkgirl as a loving couple; married love (as opposed to the usual endless unrequited loves or endless courtships of many traditional superhero comics) seems to be a theme of the Neo-Silver school.

Hawkman’s son carries on the Question’s argument in different terms: “Thanagarians do not believe in fate. We do not believe that anything is beyond the power of mind and bone and muscle and will.” This pleases Batman, who says that Hawkman’s son will “get what I never got. Retribution.” Here the generational theme recurs: Batman sees the younger generation as capable of succeeding where he fell short. (Who Miller thinks was the killer of Bruce Wayne’s parents and what became of him goes unstated.)

(I suppose it’s also a bit odd to find Batman on the same side as a hero named the Question. Batman seems to represent certainty about the difference between good and evil. It is therefore not so surprising that one of his most notorious adversaries calls himself the Riddler, alias E. Nigma, and uses a question mark as his symbol.)

Brainiac may be a computer, but his personality in DK2 is quite human: he not only tells Lara (whose name he has unaccountably learned) he intends to enslave her but addresses her in sexual terms (“Lara. How lovely.”), even calling her “sugar” and “babe.” Perhaps, as in series with such feminist heroes as Wonder Woman and Buffy, the heroine is opposed to violent, oppressive forces that are characterized as male. (Considering that Brainiac appears only as a disembodied head in this scene, perhaps he represents a macho lust for power that arises from sexual impotence.)

“I’ll be the death of you, monster,” Lara tells Brainiac, and, as we shall see, she will! This is a prophecy that will come true, as did Martian Manhunter’s. But whereas the Manhunter passively allowed fate ““ and his enemy ““ to strike him down, Lara proclaims her own fate and will take action to bring it about, dooming her enemy.

Brainiac does not believe that this new Supergirl will kill him (though he is not technically alive, if one thinks about it) because she wears “the family crest,” or, in other words, presumably subscribes to Superman’s code against killing, rooted in his Middle American morality.

But Lara significantly declares, “I’m not from Kansas,” implying her rejection of that moral code, and instead proclaims herself an “Amazon,” evoking a pre-Christian system of morality, which does not preclude killing.

Superman then addresses Lara, finally establishing contact with her, and finally adopting the role of her mentor, advising her on the control of heat vision. Then he asks, “Lara, what sort of world have I given you?”, a question that indicates not only his concern for the next generation’s future but his guilt over his failure in making the world a better place.

Brainiac reiterates the public relations theme in his next talk with Luthor, who compares the upcoming Superchix concert to “the Boston Tea Party.” Batman and his allies are leading a revolution, one which is being compared to the American Revolution: so superheroes are fighting for “the American Way” even if the current government does not represent it.

In effect the Superman and Batman of DK2 each has a daughter: Superman literally has a daughter by blood, and Batman has a surrogate daughter and heir, Carrie Kelly. Unlike Superman at this point, Batman welcomes the new ideas that Carrie, a member of a new generation, brings. Speaking of her strategy for their next move, Batman admits, “I never could have conceived it. Not in a million years.”

At the concert the Flash defeats the guards by stripping them at super-speed, and one should recall that the Flash and Atom, when they were prisoners in Book 1, had also been reduced to nudity, deprived of the costumes/uniforms that signified their identities and status: so now the Flash is turning the tables.

What to make of Green Arrow’s sudden infatuation with the “Superchick” dressed as his former lover Black Canary, I do not know.

Batman’s abrupt appearance on a double-page spread as a silhouette against a Batsignal against a light show of red and green is another Lynn Varley tour de force. Batman, who has always recruited “children” into his mission ““ the various Robins ““ now bids the young people at the concert, who have a superficial interest in the trappings of the superhero image, to join him in his political movement, his revolt against an unjust government. Usually superhero costumes are referred to as tights as a form of disparagement. In declaiming, “Children, pull on your tights and give them hell,” Batman is treating the tights, the wannabe superhero costumes, as uniforms for his army of rebellion, though they indicate more individuality for the wearer than a military uniform does.

Batman explains that “Carrie’s plan was to grab hold of a fad ““ a fleeting fashion trend ““ and turn it into a revolution.” Batman and Carrie want the kids to turn their enthusiasm for a symbol of individual liberty and self-empowerment into a genuine movement for freedom. Again, if this series has a subtext about comics, this may be a rallying cry for the newer readership to demand and seek greater substance, and a similar passion for freedom, in the superhero genre.

If on an initial reading, DK2 might seem merely a tumultuous series of battle scenes, on closer reading it proves to be a work of unsuspected complexity and depth, even disturbingly so. And there is yet more to come, in the third and final part of DK2, to be examined in another column.

THE SECRET AUDIENCE

There is a somewhat controversial artist, J. Seward Johnson, Jr., who creates life-size (or larger) sculptures based on Impressionist paintings, thereby presenting the people and settings of the paintings in three dimensions. Visiting Toy Fair 2004 in February gave me opportunities to think about translating cartoon art into three dimensions as well.

So many collectible figures based on film and TV properties are small sculptures of real people playing celebrated characters, like Buffy or Scully or Aragorn or James Bond; others, like the Marvel figures, are three-dimensional versions of relatively realistically drawn characters from comics. I found myself judging all of these on how much the figure looks like a real human being, or, if it is based on an actor, on the specific person in question. Cinemaquettes goes to all the trouble of doing a “digital scan” of the actor’s face to ensure an accurate portrayal.

But accurately duplicating a person’s features, however amazing as a matter of craft, isn’t very interesting artistically. What I found more intriguing were figures based on stylized cartoon art. The simple stylization of the character designs for Warner Animation’s Justice League and Batman animated series made the action figures based on them more appealing than so many of the more “realistic”-looking figures. With the animation designs the sculptors also don’t have to worry about capturing myriad naturalistic details; apart from Cinemaquettes’ work, the “realistic” sculptures so often fall short of their presumed goal. One of my favorite displays in the entire show was Toynami’s group of Herculoids figures: the clear, simple, but distinctly individual animation designs by Alex Toth came across wonderfully in three dimensions.

The Muppets always come over well as three-dimensional sculpted figures or dolls, not surprisingly, considering that puppets of this sort are designed for three dimensions in the first place. I postulate that puppet design is to cartooning as sculpture is to drawing: a puppet is a cartoon figure that works in three-dimensional reality.

At the very start of my four-day trek through Toy Fair, I was told again and again by Mattel representatives that the collectible figures and toys they were showing me were meant for “the kids.” At the very end, a lady at Palisades was telling me that toys aren’t for kids anymore, they are for adults, and that they might as well admit it. That was something of an overstatement: walking through the exhibit floor at the Javits Convention Center, I saw plenty of toys that were genuinely for small children. But at the booths and showrooms I was assigned to visit, I was primarily looking at collectibles, mostly figures of celebrated movie and TV characters or detailed replicas of movie props, that were intended for adult collectors with money, in some cases a great deal, to spend.

Seeing a lot if this was a satisfying experience. In the comics industry one continually confronts the sentiment that old stories and art styles and past continuity (and writers and artists) should be ignored because the newer, younger readers (and writers and artists) don’t care about them, or because they are dated, or because there is Something Wrong with older readers who still care about this stuff. The attitude at Toy Fair is entirely different. Here is a world in which classics of the fantasy”“ adventure genre and the cartoon medium are recognized, and, it seems, intelligent enthusiasts who care about them are seen as valued potential customers, not objects of condescension. Indeed, in this world detailed knowledge and appreciation of these fictional mythos is treated respectfully.

At the Master Replicas booth I was unable to detect the differences between the inexpensive and expensive recreations of Luke Skywalker’s lightsaber, and the well-dressed lady showing me around seemed disapproving: “Well, you’re not a real Star Wars fan,” she said.

I used to work on the Marvel Star Wars comic, but never mind: it was refreshing to be in an environment where such detailed knowledge of a major body of American pop culture was considered a mark of good taste.

One of my biggest surprises at the Fair was to find a set of DC Direct figures of Batman supporting characters from around 1960: the original Batwoman and Batgirl (Betty Kane, not Barbara Gordon), Bat-Mite and even Bat-Hound! These characters have not regularly appeared in comics for over forty years, and yet there is a big enough audience for these characters for DC Direct to make figures of them available. This is worth keeping in mind the next time we are told that characters and stories from comics ten, twenty, or forty years ago have no lasting merit.

Or, for that matter, if we are told this about classic animated cartoons. I’ve now seen Sam Register, Cartoon Network’s head of program development, speak before two audiences of adults, one at last year’s San Diego Comic-Con and the other at last month’s Cartoon Network “upfront” presentation for advertisers and thew news media. The basic difference between these two adult audiences is that the audience at Comic-Con actually likes and watches animation. On the other hand, the impression Cartoon Network sought to convey to the advertisers was that their audience consisted of small children (when the big kids were at school) and “tweens” (9- to 14-year-olds) until as late as 11 PM. At that point “Adult Swim” starts, but those shows are mainly aimed at teenagers and twentysomethings. (So, not all that adult.)

But what about those of us who attended Cartoon Network’s panels in San Diego? There are enough of us so that Cartoon Network holds the panels, no doubt hoping we will spread the word about what we see across the country via the Internet. But Cartoon Network doesn’t want to let the advertisers or news media know we exist. We are the Secret Audience of Cartoon Network. And it’s paying less and less heed to us.

My taste has hardly frozen in time: I like some of Cartoon Network’s original series (like Samurai Jack and The Powerpuff Girls), as do much of the Secret Audience. But when Cartoon Network first appeared, it was a treasure trove of great animation from the past: Looney Tunes, and the Tex Avery MGM shorts, and MGM’s Tom and Jerry shorts, and the Max Fleischer Popeye cartoons. (Notice that I’m not including the network’s Hanna-Barbera television animation, most of which is dreck, though the animation designs and voice acting on the early, pre-Scooby-Doo shows, remain a joy.) Even as Cartoon Network prospered and was able to create new animation (the best of which appeals across a wide age range), it continued to showcase its library of classics. I can recall past newspaper articles about the network in which its representatives even boasted about their sizable adult audience. The network had numerous shows aimed at the discerning older audience, which were also, of course, completely accessible to children: Toon Heads (with its historical and thematic mini-retrospectives), Acme Hour (showing classic Hollywood cartoons from various studios), Bugs and Daffy, The Chuck Jones Show, The Tex Avery Show, The Bob Clampett Show (the latter three celebrating important animation directors), Popeye, Bullwinkle reruns (which the network seemed proud of), and even shows for true aficionados like Late Night Black & White (cartoons from the 1930s) and O Canada (animated shorts from the National Film Board of Canada).

Much of this has disappeared altogether from Cartoon Network or been consigned to the dead of night between midnight and dawn a few days a week.

It’s a trend, I suppose: the Disney Channel originally showcased its Walt-era animated shorts in Mouseterpiece Theatre, hosted by the late George Plimpton, but by the time it went from being a premium to a basic cable channel, was aimed directly at tweens (kids 9-14). The classic Walt-era material was now shown after midnight under the Vault Disney umbrella, but now that’s gone, too. Not even the Toon Disney channel showcases the classics in prime time.

Presumably the Disney Channel’s and Cartoon Network’s own prosperity has changed what they show. The classics dominated in the channel’s early years when they needed existing material to fill time slots. Their executives have apparently now decided that it’s the new cartoons, aimed at tweens and teens, that make the big bucks. There’s no equivalent of TV Land or Nick at Nite on non-digital cable for animation buffs. The Secret Audience isn’t big enough for them (even if it does have enough money to buy, say, expensive toys). (It’s an old story: I remember when A&E and Bravo were genuine arts networks before they started chasing bigger bucks and mass audiences.)

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Well, the classic cartoons are classics because they don’t date. Most of the Hollywood studio-era Warners and MGM cartoons (and all of the Fleischers) were already decades old when I watched them as a child: I and millions of other kids loved them anyway. Each generation seems to adopt them as their own. One might think that since the Time-Warner empire owns these cartoons, and makes licensing and merchandising money off them, it would behoove them to make sure new generations of kids get to know these characters. The classic Looney Tunes have finally begun to appear on DVD, but kids aren’t going to ask their parents to buy them DVDs of the old cartoons if they don’t see them regularly on TV in the first place.One might have thought that the continuing success of The Simpsons proves that there is now a considerable adult audience for animation. When the feature film Looney Tunes: Back in Action came out last year, I marveled at how many reviews I read that hailed the original Looney Tunes as a great body of American film comedy. Those reviewers who disliked the movie whom I read invariably claimed it did not match the heights of the classic cartoons. It proved how much artistic respectability the best of the cartoons of the 1930s through the 1960s had achieved. Too often classic works of pop culture achieve critical appreciation once they lose their mass audience. I hope that’s not what is happening here.

On a more positive note, though, was the triumph of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King at the Academy Awards, clearly being honored for the entire trilogy. Its director, Peter Jackson, said onstage, “I’m so honored, touched and relieved that the members of the Academy have supported us, that they’ve seen past the trolls, wizards and hobbits [by] recognizing fantasy this year. Fantasy is an F-word that hopefully the five-second delay won’t do anything with.”

Fantasy-adventure, whether it takes the form of the supernatural (as in Rings and Harry Potter) or science-fiction (as in Star Wars and Matrix) or superheroes (as in Spider-Man or even Buffy) has become a dominant narrative genre of our time, embraced by Baby Boomers and subsequent generations, as a study of the list of top grossing films of the last quarter century will show. Except for such relatively minor honors as special effects awards, the Motion Picture Academy has long ignored the fantasy-adventure genre, as it has other pop culture genres (Westerns, musicals, film noir) in their heyday. Perhaps the critical and movie industry recognition given the Lord of the Rings films represents a watershed moment in opinion makers’ attitude towards the genre.

Copyright 2004 Peter Sanderson

March 12, 2004

Trailer Park: Getting Warmer

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By Christopher Stipp

March 12, 2004

GETTING WARMER

It’s nice to see the studios start rolling out and unfurling the trailers for their tentpoles. While I have yet to see the ones for I, ROBOT or the new SPIDER-MAN 2 be released, I know it’s just a matter of time as the latest for HELLBOY, MAN ON FIRE and even a new ALIENS VS. PREDATOR debuted this week. It’s nice to be coming out of winter and looking ahead to the cool confines of the movie house and unplug. Some have their feelings about summer movies and about their place in modern cinema, but if you take a look at my trailer-o-the-week, DAY AFTER TOMORROW, you will see why it may be a good thing to be paying attention at this year’s crop of summer flicks.

I won’t bother you with a needless rant, as there really isn’t anyone to pick on this week, but I will say thank you to all those who sent in their thoughts about PIZZA: THE MOVIE. There were some shining comments from a few of you and I have encapsulated the majority of them below. For redundancy purposes, I intentionally kept it to the two comments that were indicative of the whole. It’s good to see small filmmakers putting it up for those to judge and I hope if there is a movie project that needs some pimping and you’d like the world to know, e-mail me.

Oh, lest I forget, if you find some downtime this week and want to see what the hell the rest of the world is up to in terms of film, check out Apple.com’s QuickTime and look for a film by the name of CASSHERN. I have no clue what they’re saying, I have no idea what is going on, and I have an even lesser handle on what the movie’s about but there is something happening in that trailer that makes me wish I studied Japanese in high school and college instead of knowing how to ask for the location of a bathroom at my local Chi-Chi’s. If any of you out there can translate it, I would love to know what this movie is all about. It’s probably why I gave a little love to SHAOLIN SOCCER. The movie deserves it as much as you do in checking it out.

PIZZA: THE MOVIE (2004)

Director/Writer: Donald Gregory
Cast: Craig Wisniewski, Jason Muzie, Daniela Mangialardo, Alex Aco Adzioski, Eva Conrad, Sharon Stookey, Thadeous Pudlik
Release: May 29, 2004
Synopsis: Three years after graduating, Kevin Miller’s crush on a girl from high school has kept him from moving on with his life. When she shows up in town on break from college, he realizes this might just be his last chance ever to win her heart, only she doesn’t even remember him. His bizarre, sometimes annoying, and generally unhelpful best friend hatches a scheme to get them together. But for it to work, Kevin will have to give up his comfortable boring life and step into the crazy world of pizza delivery.

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Progonosis: Conflicted.

After numerous and, at times, humorous, lamentations on the movie trailer for this film, I have culled together the most astute critiques on this movie; that would be a sum of two critiques, however, as it represents the exact number of reviews from people who took the time to cobble one together. Kudos to you, sir and madam. I have seen ads for this movie on a few different sites and so it’s nice to see that this effort is getting an advertorial push from the filmmakers admonishing me to check the film out. While judging from the following opinions about the flick may be a little on the unflattering side but I can see exactly where they’re coming from. If you get a chance, have a quick look for yourself and see if these two people are even on target.

Theron N. says:
“Prognosis: Depends on the viewer. From the trailer, it’s clear that this movie suffers from all that is good and bad about low-budget independent films from inexperienced screenwriters and filmmakers. Most people will see the low production values and hear the precious dialogue delivered stiltedly and tune out. Others will see and hear the same things and breathe a sigh of relief and think, “Thank God, something that’s pure and funny from someone who cares about more than product, units sold and profit margins.” You know who you are…”

Buck is a little more blunt when he adds:
“After sitting through a horrendous, unredeemable small independent film last year, in an easy genre at that, I have no slack for these things. If there’s some goodness to be had, it better be obvious.

Sound track ““ passable
Lighting – passable, for a small film
Writing ““ hackneyed
Timing ““ poor
Acting – mediocre to bad
Comedy value – 1 out of 10
Worst moment – either ripping off Chris Rock’s old man bit, or the fact that the title’s true relation to the actual content of the trailer is desperation.

We made a poor romantic comedy, with bad acting, and now we need to tie in some other theme from the script…uh…uh…I know! Pizza! We ate some! We’ll film a couple more pizza scenes!

Why, desperate film-makers? Why torture yourselves?”

While I wasn’t necessarily sold on buying the movie outright, as that’s how it is going to make its way into circulation, you have to at least respect the effort. Outside of that, however, the trailer has its moments where I am actually interested in knowing more. Now, if there were more of those moments I would actually rebuke Buck, but he’s right on a few levels.

Saved! (2004)

Director: Brian Dannelly
Cast: Jena Malone, Mandy Moore, Macaulay Culkin, Patrick Fugit, Heather Matarazzo, Eva Amuri, Martin Donovan, Mary-Louise Parker
Release: April 9, 2004
Synopsis: Good girl Mary (Jena Malone) can’t believe it when she gets pregnant by her newly-gay boyfriend. She also can’t believe the actions of her popular, relentlessly devout best friend, Hilary Faye (Mandy Moore), who’s looking after her wheelchair-bound brother Roland (Macaulay Culkin), attempting to convert adamantly Jewish Cassandra (Eva Amurri), and trying to snag cute newcomer Patrick (Patrick Fugit), a hip skateboarding missionary. By the time Mary’s secret is revealed, Hilary Faye has gone to extremes to get the outsiders expelled from school, with spectacular results, and Mary is forced to decide what’s worth believing in the first place. In this dark comedy, a young, talented cast comes together to get Saved.

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Progonosis: What would Jesus say?

Where would we be without the teenage comedy in our cinematic arsenal?

Now, while most seek to place the next “it” actor/actress in a project, this trailer, from the beginning, explodes with something that seeks to take the teen genre in a more introspective direction. Dealing with issues of religion and conformity as it pertains to the youth sect SAVED! looks to take on some of the very same issues of spirituality in a time of teenage angst that FOOTLOOSE did in the early eighties. Although, there’s no dancing Kevin Bacon going ape shit and getting all musky in a warehouse or even a Chris Penn looking like a hapless moron that needs a good beat down with a tire iron. No, here you get Mandy Moore, looking just as good, if not better, than her wicked stepsister, Jessica Simpson, as she effortlessly passes as a God-fearing young woman at a Christian high school who is looking to spread the good word of the Lord to the youth.

From the beginning, and just moments before we get a good gander at Mandy getting sweaty in gym class, we get a peek at where-the-hell-has-he-been Patrick Fugit and Macaulay Culkin, who is bound to a wheelchair. I have yet to see Macaulay’s big screen return, PARTY MONSTER, which was his first after a nine-year hiatus from the silver screen but it looks like this may be the film where I might actually willingly can see what a nine year hiatus from the silver screen can do to an actor. It’s probably wrong to take so much pleasure in the possibility for a moment of schadenfreude, to maybe see how much his star has burned out, but I am hopeful he has some of that same charm as he did so long ago. Patrick Fugit, on the other hand, looking very Michael Kelso, is someone else I haven’t seen for a little while and am just as curious to know if ALMOST FAMOUS wasn’t just a fluke for this kid. He was certainly better to watch than Goldie Hawn’s daughter, thou shall never speak of that evil directly, and I was disappointed for a while that he didn’t do/get picked to star in anything else for a period of time.

So, after the players are established in this trailer we get some of the movie and what it’s all about. There is some lustful, teenage urgings, some catfight-ery, a little bit of genuine emotion and a very engaging set of supporting characters. No one seems to be doing something completely irrelevant to the point of selling this film. Although, and this next statement goes to any creator of any trailer, and I didn’t think I would have to bring this up, but since some of you can’t seem to grow up beyond second grade, here it is: when a character makes a misstep or a piece of information is so important that you want to get an audience’s attention it is not necessary to always have the sound of a needle being dragged over a vinyl LP as an exclamation mark. Soon, most the kids you’re selling this to aren’t going to know what the hell that sound is and where the hell will you be then?

SAVED! ends on a nice note and it’s something I would immediately recommend to young’uns in lieu of THE PRINCE AND ME. Just because teens are youthful doesn’t mean they need, or necessarily want, a diet of crap cinema. Most do, but this movie looks like something the drama and art nerds (A side note to the youth: Morrissey is not a god and Robert Smith sold his soul to the devil when HP came a-knockin.’). Take it for what you will but the trailer lingers for a bit after you’ve seen it and that’s a good thing.

LAWS OF ATTRACTION (2004)

Director: Peter Howitt
Cast: Pierce Brosnan, Julianne Moore, Parker Posey, Michael Sheen, Frances Fisher, Nora Dunn
Release: April 30, 2004
Synopsis: Maybe getting married first is the best way to fall in love. As divorce attorneys, Audrey (Moore) and Daniel (Brosnan) have seen love gone wrong in all its worst case scenarios. So, how bad could their chances be?

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Progonosis: Your parents will like this. I liked THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR.

I am a big fan of Pierce Brosnan and believe he has a good combination of actual acting ability and a great physical form that the ladies seem to really go for. (Although, and this is just dude to dude, he could use a serious waxing.) When you look back on his list of film credits in the past 15 or so years, the man has been involved with a lot of television and some really hit or miss movies. He made his mark as Remington Steele and he’s been a good switch hitter ever since between small and big screen.

This leads me into the dissection of THE LAWS OF ATTRACTION which sees him paired up with Julianne Moore who I first saw, I mean really saw, in Robert Altman’s SHORT CUTS way back in ’93. The two of them here, whether you choose to believe me or not, appear to really work well together.

As the Boomers get older and seem to be marginalized in much the same way as kiddies and families do, it’s nice to be able and have them enjoy some lighthearted fare when not being pushed and shoved out of the way as the big actioneer in the theater next door bleeds its audio into the surrounding theaters. What is of interest to me here is that Pierce seems to be playing a doltish oaf and not the self-same dashing leading man he has played to death in his other roles. Whenever I recall any of his other humorous moments I am reminded of MRS. DOUBTFIRE and, while not a cinematic benchmark, it did give Pierce a moment to show that he could be funny in an indirect way.

Julianne Moore, however, seems to be stretching a bit in this role. She plays a brash and hard-edged divorce lawyer who seems to spurn every man she meets until she realizes that what she really wants is a man who is her antithesis. Great. Now if they could only bottle the same formula for the common cold that would be something to crow about. I would go on about what she does in this trailer, but it would be a waste. Just envision every chick flick you’ve ever seen where an oil/vinegar relationship gets mixed in and there you go. Just add and stir.

Look, I am not blind to the fact that this trailer basically gives you the set-up, the crisis of the plot and its dénouement in full Technicolor but there is a time and place for these kinds of movies; as such, you should plan accordingly. Cinema shouldn’t always be about elevating the mind. There are moments when you want to read the funnies instead of doing the crossword puzzle. When you want to unplug and watch Most Extreme Elimination Challenge instead of watching Frontline. For every IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE there is a NOTTING HILL just waiting to do its part.

SHAOLIN SOCCER (2003)

Director: Stephen Chow
Cast: Stephen Chow, Ng Mang-Tat, Li Hui, Zhou Wei
Release: March 26, 2004
Synopsis: Shaolin was an art practiced through the ages; a skill mastered in the heart. In SHAOLIN SOCCER, it is so much more than a philosophy for six young believers. It is a complete way of life. But as the world changed around them, and Honor and Discipline become forgotten virtues, they lose their way –except for one loyal follower, Sing (Chow). With the help of a former soccer star, he reunites his old, out of shape, misfit friends, and recruits a young woman with extraordinary Kung Fu skills. Together, they’re out to combine the ancient power of Shaolin with the modern game of soccer and in the process, just might take the world’s most popular sport to its most extreme.

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Progonosis: About F*ckin’ Time.

Right away, there’s some Shaolin ass-kicking going on and you can never go wrong when you start things off on this kind of foot. I can start by ranting against the preposterous reasons why this film has seen its release date shoved back more times than Star Jones at a salad bar, I mean check out the official site. They have this movie listed as coming out on August 15. What in the hell is that all about? I could go on but this is all about the trailer.

In a wonderful and aesthetically pleasing directorial effort, Stephen Chow has brought a film about martial artists playing soccer players playing other martial artists playing soccer players to new heights. Obviously, there has only been the one height but with a film that could have easily been one that could’ve sat deep in the foreign film bin mixed with the other imports from Hong Kong with covers that riff on nearly every other good import Stephen brings something very unique to the cinematic canon.

“”¦Except for one.” I love that. I always dig it, in any kind of movie, where there’s one person who is the impetus for a chemical reaction that sets the action in motion. They may do it horribly, be absolutely cringe inducing to see it executed, but when done right it is a pleasure to behold. I just have to believe, just by seeing the trailer, that Chow has the right idea.

What else I can see of Chow’s style is the John Woo influenced slo-mo’s of people walking with their nice suits and ties flapping like harbingers of toughness and not the articles of annoyance they are when you’re trying to hold them down. While it’s visually distracting it has nothing on the blazingly quick cut scenes that are employed to sell the movie. I realize, yes, that this is a foreign film and you really can’t show the people talk lest it’s dubbed or quickly subtitled because you’re trying to sell this movie to a lot of different but screw that. GOODBYE, LENIN! did the same damn thing with its culling from the moments of the film where not a lot of people were speaking but it did use subtitles and it did not change the way I felt about wanting to pay to see the movie. The trailer for SHAOLIN SOCCER, though, uses some great moments to showcase its strength as a worthy import to watch and I am positive there was much more where that came from. Using a tagline that says “get ready to Kick Some Grass” is something that would’ve sent me into the theater circa 1982 when I was barely able to comprehend the English language but I just can’t help feeling a deep sense of resignation at how awful this movie has been presented to the American public. You can even buy the damn movie, although many stateside retailers have been delicately asked by Miramax to stop, but what’s stopping me, so far, is that when you see a trailer like this it just makes you want to see it up on a really big screen in all its splendid magic.

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW (2004)

Director: Roland Emmerich
Cast: Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Emmy Rossum, Sela Ward, Arjay Smith, Tamlyn Tomita, Austin Nichols
Release: May 28, 2004
Synopsis: Dennis Quaid plays a climatologist who tries to figure out a way to save the world from abrupt global warming. He must get to his young son (Gyllenhaal) in New York, which is being taken over by a new ice age. Emmy Rossum co-stars as the love interest of Jake Gyllenhaal’s character, a member of an academic decathlon team.

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Progonosis: Positive.

Roland Emmerich. The name can conjure up images of aliens and Mel Gibson in a more innocent time in his career. In others, it can produce a vile torrent of obscenities as it pertains to his choices of projects and their big dollar sticker price and their simpleton taste. They’re right on both as I enjoyed INDEPENDENCE DAY with great popcorn delight and avoided GODZILLA which was a stink bomb that I avoided with the grace of a matador. I mean really, let’s take a good look at that one. There was more merchandising that was, quite literally, whored like it was going to be the next big thing and enough talk about how they weren’t showing the entire lizard king to generate buzz that it was doomed from the words, “yeah, that’s a great marketing plan.”

Since then Herr Emmerich went back to summer epics with a better eye for what works and he gave us THE PATRIOT. While not necessarily something you can merchandise with action figures (Make the turncoats run in terror! Your musket ball rifle shoots real balls of fire as you lodge metal balls into your archenemies’ scrotum! Now with Kung-Fu grip and scurvy!), he learned a lesson or two from his previous outings. That’s where THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW comes in.

Again, while not your average summer picture, there is an element that the movie has to work as a film if it expects to generate some income. The previous incarnation of this trailer was a wonder to watch and this one is just pure icing on this Betty Crocker dessert treat. It starts off with such delicacy that I am reminded of UNBREAKABLE which really took its time with putting forth the plot. When you see this trailer you can almost feel the water that is being held back behind this dam.

We get to see Donny Darko himself make an entrance into this version of the trailer as does Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid? Does he still make movies? Is he still allowed? The last one I can quickly rattle off on the top of my head, no joke, is INNERSPACE. I know he has since done some good work in TRAFFIC and FAR FROM HEAVEN, but man, I hope he’s as good as the trailer. But, don’t confuse flattery with complete lust for the film.

It has the feel, as well, of an ARMAGEDDON or even a DEEP IMPACT. I’m sure someone here has seen either of these two. I was suckered into seeing both. So, what is one to make of another movie that shows the “total destruction of humanity?” I don’t know the answer to this but I am more inclined to give this film a chance than I am, say, another one made by Mimi Leder. Fool me once”¦

Some of the best parts of the trailer are what I feel make a great trailer: a hint of some plot, some bombastic speech that usually includes the line “if we don’t some action now”¦,” and some frenetic cut scenes. A great moment in the trailer here is when one of the guys, who I am not real sure I know very well as an actor, and, thus, is most likely to die somewhere near the middle or end, says of a thunderstorm that it has been, “raining like this for three days now.” That’s completely cool. Kind of gets the hairs to rise on the neck. From there it’s all unrelated moments, slapped together in no particular order, and pasted with a great trailer score.

This is one is close to being a benchmark for what trailers should do and look like, but there is just something that it has to prove, that it can be better than all of the other end of days movies, before it can hold its place as a movie worthy enough to be played again and again without feeling like you’ve been sold solely on clever advertising.

March 5, 2004

Trailer Park: Marching Forward

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By Christopher Stipp

March 5, 2004

MARCHING FORWARD

Finally.

Are we done now with the Oscar pimping, primping and publicizing? Yes, we know Billy Crystal had as much relevance as an Apple IIe, that Joan Rivers and her suckling fawn, Melissa, have as much command of simple facts and decorum as a brain-dead ten-year-old with OCD in a Precious Moments boutique, and that Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Will Ferrell were the funniest parts of the night. Aside from that, and what your feelings are of Bill Murray getting completely robbed of his Oscar, which really”¦

It is all over and it’s time to press forward.

With the awards season coming to a close, it is fact that it is now time for the faucet of films to open wide and flow like wine. Some great movies are starting to open and already there are some good trailers for next week (ready for something from Japan, perchance?). I am just glad I made it through the dead season with my will to live still intact so let me know what you thought of this week’s offerings.

And this brings me to my next topic of conversation. The first review this week is a new film from a young director that is coming to a DVD player near you. There is no actual review beneath the cursory information because you are going to write it for me. Allow me to explain.

In Chicago where I grew up, there was a legendary radio host by the name of Jonathon Brandmeier. He wasn’t a shock jock but he was a mesmerizing radio host. He drew heavily on his audience for material and he had a bit, a famous one, where people would call up and say they had the best answering machine message. Ever. Jonathon would call up, play the message for the audience and let the populace say what they thought of the person’s creativity. If enough people called in, he would give out the person’s phone number and let the general public essentially assault an individual’s home for a weekend. Jonathon would ask for the tape, back when it wasn’t all digital, and then would play what kinds of messages people would leave. It was unscientific, probably skewed in favor of the drunkards and loudmouths, but it always made for the best free radio you could be listening to. The best part about it is that people were always asking to do it because they all thought they could reinvent the wheel. Now, in 2004, I look to you to be the populace I know is out there. Your mission is to see the trailer and then send me whatever your thoughts are concerning the film’s merit based on what’s presented. What works, what doesn’t work, are there good characters, does it need more nudity, and what kind of a prognosis would you give it?

Watch the trailer, send me what you thought, be mindful of your grammar, watch your potty mouth, and I am going to fill in the space below next week with what you all thought. If you have an indie project and would like the general public’s opinion, write me. I’ll supply the audience and the words but you need to come to the table with some stones and the willingness to get an honest critique by the teeming masses. It’s put up or shut up time for all you who think you have what it takes. Obviously, if you made a porno or an actual snuff film, no one else but me will ever see it because that’s not the point of this arena. (Send those anyway, though”¦) You need to have a trailer to show the world. This is your moment. Show it off but be prepared to have some of the sharpest wit whittle your big fish down to sushi sized pieces. Pitter patter, let’s get at “˜er. Show some love to PIZZA: THE MOVIE by sending in some comments.

Finally, be sure to check out the last trailer on the list this week. MY BIG FAT INDEPENDENT MOVIE, written by Film Threat’s own Chris Gore, looks like a hilarious send-up of all that which is supposedly indie and is my favorite trailer this week. Maybe it’s because I call into question my own cinematic sensibilities or that I find foul language always good for a giggle.

PIZZA: THE MOVIE (2004)

Director/Writer: Donald Gregory
Cast: Craig Wisniewski, Jason Muzie, Daniela Mangialardo, Alex Aco Adzioski, Eva Conrad, Sharon Stookey, Thadeous Pudlik
Release: May 29, 2004
Synopsis: Three years after graduating, Kevin Miller’s crush on a girl from high school has kept him from moving on with his life. When she shows up in town on break from college, he realizes this might just be his last chance ever to win her heart, only she doesn’t even remember him. His bizarre, sometimes annoying, and generally unhelpful best friend hatches a scheme to get them together. But for it to work, Kevin will have to give up his comfortable boring life and step into the crazy world of pizza delivery.

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Progonosis: ?

YOUNG ADAM (2004)

Director: David Mackenzie
Cast: Ewan McGregor, Tilda Swinton, Peter Mullan, Emily Mortimer
Release: April 16, 2004
Synopsis: Featuring a strong cast headed by Ewan McGregor, Tilda Swinton, Peter Mullan and Emily Mortimer, YOUNG ADAM is a moody, sensual thriller that takes place on the canals between Glasgow and Edinburgh during the 1950s. The film focuses on the crisis of Joe (McGregor); a young drifter who finds work on a barge owned by the down-to-earth Les (Mullan) and his enigmatic wife Ella (Swinton). One afternoon Joe and Les happen upon the corpse of a young woman floating in the water and the questions begin. Accident? Suicide? Murder? As the police investigate the case and a suspect is arrested, it becomes evident that Joe knows more about the drowned woman Cathie (Mortimer) than he will admit. Meanwhile, against the backdrop of the investigation, Joe and Ella embark on a passionate affair.

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Progonosis: Positive.

I remember thinking that Sean Austin was destined for great things when I saw THE GOONIES. Oh sure, there were a few B.R.A.T. Patrol, TOY SOLIDERS, and ENCINO MANs along the way but he was destined to be the quintessential second banana. I didn’t get to see the same dream realized for KARATE KID’s William Zabka but I’m still holding out hope. Thank goodness, then, that Ewan McGregor has been charting his success on an upward trajectory that, while not an ostentatious A-lister, seems to be more concerned with mixing affective and provocative art projects and heartless, soulless, jack-fests also known as the STAR WARS prequels. I am happy that YOUNG ADAM sees Ewan returning to take on a more gritty and substantial role in something worth watching.

One of the biggest traps that can befall a trailer for a thriller is that it can give everything away. Simple as that. You can tell who did it, where it happened, and that it was done with a candlestick in the bedroom. There is an art to unraveling a certain amount of information without giving away clues but it goes against with obeying the first law of trailerdom: you need to give people a reason to see your movie. YOUNG ADAM, though, sets the plot up with giving us words on the screen like “everybody has a past,” “everybody has a secret,” and “everybody has a story.” Ewan looks like a writer and his role in events here appear to give everything away.

The trailer is probably one of the nicest looking clips I’ve seen this week. The cinematography is wonderful, the score is hauntingly appropriate much to the thanks of David Byrne, and the semi-nudage is enough to slightly titillate and entice a viewer to wonder what the hell is going on. It looks like Ewan has a few scenes of hot love with Tilda, boffing his boss’ wife, all the while a mystery surrounding a young woman’s death seems to implicate nearly everyone involved. Obviously there are things going on, some red herrings sprinkled well throughout the trailer, that show that anything is possible with this story. The fact that Ewan is shown a couple of times at a typewriter only muddies the water of what is possibly made up and what could be fact. I love that.

With there being so many murder mystery movies that are just plain unwatchable, and all seem to star Ashley Judd, it’s nice to see a film like this coming to the States and give a good value to our entertainment dollar.

POLAR EXPRESS (2004)

Director: Robert Zemeckis
Cast: Tom Hanks, Chris Coppola, Eddie Deezen, Ed Gale, Nona Gaye, Josh Hutcherson, Michael Jeter, Peter Scolari, Hayden McFarland
Release: November 10, 2004
Synopsis: An inspiring adventure based on the beloved children’s book by Chris Van Allsburg. When a doubting young boy takes an extraordinary train ride to the North Pole, he embarks on a journey of self-discovery that shows him that the wonder of life never fades for those who believe. Sony Pictures Imageworks and visual effects supervisor Ken Ralston, Oscar winners for their innovative work, help bring this enchanting holiday story vividly to life in full CG animation through Imageworks’ next-generation motion capture process, which allows live-action performances to drive the emotions and movements of the digital characters.

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Progonosis: Got a Woody?

Wasn’t Tom Hanks already in one of these a few years ago?

I believe the TOY STORY series is perhaps the gold standard for computer-animated movies. I do realize they are sending traditional animation studios out to pasture but watching this trailer, I can see why. However, the clip here for POLAR EXPRESS looks like it has more in common with elements from FINAL FANTASY than anything that could be judged in the current animation craze, a la SHREK and FINDING NEMO.

I can appreciate the fact that this film just feels different than the other animated movies coming to a familyplex near me and that’s why it deserves some play here. Whenever something goes out of the bounds for traditional hegemonies it is always a thrill to at least see what the public at large will do with it. In the case of FINAL FANTASY, for example, it was largely scoffed at because of the same reasons why this one should succeed. For one, the genre. Who were the ones seeing that movie? Nerds, like myself who were familiar with the sci-fi genre. It edged out families in the process. With technology and a built-in audience, you’ll at least get a small contingent of folks who’ll just have to see it because of the simply based on the economy of availability. There is not much more for parents to dump their clattering brood off to see.

The trailer here, dealing with a Christmas time moment of a boy being magically whisked away on a train that comes barreling through the suburbs, is fairly innocuous. However, and lest we forget this is aimed at the kiddie crowd, this advertisement should make little rug rats everywhere pester their parents until November to see this movie. I like the use of the dark room and the slow, steady movements of the camera as the bass from the train starts to rattle various minutiae inside the boy’s bedroom. It is a little weird to hear Tom Hanks’ voice behind his likeness, though. I can only compare it seeing the Hall of Presidents at Disneyworld for the first time as a youth and seeing George Washington come to life. However, as quick as the trailer is, and as much as it doesn’t give anything away, I will likely take any kid to see this simply because I loved the story growing up.

Chris Van Allsburg is the man who gave us the book way back in 1985 and it was, and still is, a delight to read and look at. The pictures are simply small pieces of pure imagination. Even though JUMANJI wasn’t as wonderful as the original book (Hell, they should have really had Tim Burton go to town on that one.), this attempt at adapting his work might bring something interesting to the table. Also, Robert “USED CARS” Zemeckis is the one taking point for directorial duty on this. Say what you will about how he makes films, but he produces pieces of art that is widely digestible by a massive cross-section of the populace. Think of him as the Jeff Koons of moviemaking. And, better still, he still holds a warm place in my cinematic library for his work on BACK TO THE FUTURE.

ENVY (2004)

Director: Barry Levinson
Cast: Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Christopher Walken, Rachel Weisz, Amy Poehler
Release: April 2, 2004
Synopsis: Tim (Ben Stiller) and Nick (Jack Black) are best friends, neighbors and co-workers, whose equal footing is suddenly tripped up when one of Nick’s harebrained get-rich-quick schemes actually succeeds: Vapoorizer, a spray that literally makes dog poop, or any other kind for that matter, evaporate into thin air – to where exactly is anyone’s guess. Tim, who had poo-pooed Nick’s idea and passed on an opportunity to get in on the deal, can only watch as Nick’s fortune – and Tim’s own envy – grow to equally outrageous proportions. The flames of jealousy are fanned by an oddball drifter (Christopher Walken) who takes it upon himself to help fix Tim’s situation, but only causes Tim’s life to careen more wildly out of control”¦and Nick’s with it.

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Progonosis: There is a reason behind every delay.

When I first saw this trailer, way back in the 2003, I thought this film could be a fairly funny movie for my father to see; it looked non-threatening, safe, gag filled, void of anything I would funny and simply relied on Jack Black’s mugging for laughs.

The Stiller machine hadn’t yet been cranked up to 11, Jack Black had yet to star in SCHOOL OF ROCK, and, on paper, those of us in the know thought that the pairing of these two would be a solid lock. However, as the trailer unfurled the story, crisis, and, vaguely, how it was going to be resolved, I was thinking that I probably was going to skip it. It felt odd, though, seeing Stiller, Black and Poehler, a great comedian in her own right, all put together with nothing to show for it. There were no sparks, no pizzazz; not even so much as a flicker with the addition of Chris Walken and Rachel Weisz. Just as I wondered how well it was going to fare, it happened.

It all went away.

The tentative release date was vapoorized, it was “reshuffled” to open sometime in the latter part of last year, and now it is being matched against HELLBOY and HOME ON THE RANGE. Seeing the trailer with a pair of fresh eyes makes me realize I wasn’t wrong about the reservations I had last year. There simply isn’t anything here to latch onto. There is not one great comedic moment you can ruminate on to justify ponying up $18.75 a ticket to see this thing on a Saturday night with your old lady. The fact that Barry Levinson hasn’t helmed a good film since 1997’s SLEEPERS is not a good box office omen, either.

I love Black. I love Stiller. That’s why it’s so hard to figure out what the hell is happening with this trailer. I can’t figure out why it doesn’t work, but I am more apt to wait until this thing is thrust upon me on a transatlantic flight before I see this one in favor of checking out what could be in store with HELLBOY.

THE STEPFORD WIVES (2004)

Director: Frank Oz
Cast: Nicole Kidman, Matthew Broderick, Bette Midler, Christopher Walken, Faith Hill, Roger Bart, Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close
Release: June 11, 2004
Synopsis: Joanna (Kidman) and her husband (Broderick) move to the beautiful upper-class suburb of Stepford, where she soon starts to suspect something is strange and artificial about her new female neighbors. The wives living in the houses around them all seem to be too perfect, with bland, character-less personalities. Everyone that is, except her new friend Bobbie (Midler), who as a cranky, sarcastic, non-exercising alcoholic still has some semblance of personality and independence. As Joanna and Bobbie investigate their neighbors further, they discover that there is indeed something artificial about them, something… robotic, the result of the husbands banding together to replace their human wives with cyborg copies who are subservient, sexually compliant and devoid of any distinguishing character traits. Will Joanna and Bobbie be the next ones replaced by perfect robotic clones? (Roger Bart plays a gay confidante of Kidman’s character who ends up getting “straightened out”; Walken and Close play a couple; Lovitz plays Midler’s husband).

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Progonosis: Kidman is a killer.

I bring this trailer to you as proof for a larger trend in trailerdom as of late: trailers as factitious product commercials.

They are trailers as commercials selling commercials that are really selling movies.

I am curious to know the origins of these things, but evidenced by the explosion of ones that have been doing a good job of it as of late there is something there that adds a little bit extra immersion into a manufactured world. Even RESIDENT EVIL: APOCOLYPSE, a film that should be a love fest of all things inane, does a good job getting into the mix of faux advertising.

For all the right reasons, this trailer is very effective. A voiceover, much like the one who tells us to head to a local car dealership to take advantage of the “Lexus sale event going on right now,” hits all the right keys in establishing a few things: 1) The “commercial” is supposed to appeal to a nonexistent audience of affluent mofo’s who strive for the finer things in life. 2) It creates a real and palpable mood that makes the pay off at the end that much sweeter. 3) It gives an immediate dipping into the laws, also known as the donnee for those of you with a classical education, that govern the world the film exists in.

The trailer does the footwork before you spend the first half-hour trying to figure it out yourself and, the best part, it doesn’t give anything about the plot away; that, in itself, is a commendable achievement for what just amounts a quick look at Nicole Kidman. There are no quick cuts, flashes of light, explosions of sound, but there is a deliberate, singular idea being expressed in this clip.

Yoda, also known in real life as Frank Oz, is the little green gremlin behind the lens on this one. His last real big hit, BOWFINGER, is probably one of the only movies made in the “˜90s that actually made me believe that Eddie Murphy could still be funny. (Oh well for hopes that die a vicious death.) Frank has done some great work with WHAT ABOUT BOB, LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS and spent a lot of time with Muppets. His direction isn’t what you would call memorable or even notable, but if given the right story, and seeing how the man who wrote this thing gave us ROSEMARY’S BABY, THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL and, yes, even the great comedy, SLIVER, there could be a good chance the odds are with this Jedi.

MY BIG FAT INDEPENDENT MOVIE (2004)

Director: Philip Zlotorynski
Writer/Producer: Chris Gore
Cast: Paget Brewster, Neil Barton, Eric Hoffman, Darren Reiher, Ashley Head, Brian Krow, Neil Hopkins, Rob Schrab
Release: Coming Soon
Synopsis: “My Big Fat Independent Movie” is a spoof along the lines of “Scary Movie” and “Not Another Teen Movie.” It includes parodies of some of the indie film world’s most renowned movies such as “Memento,” “Pulp Fiction,” “Magnolia,” “My Big Fat Greek Wedding,” “Amelie,” “Run Lola Run,” “El Mariachi, “The Good Girl,” “Pi,” “Swingers” and many others.

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Progonosis: Positive.

Name as many movies as you can, and, go: PULP FICTION, THE GOOD GIRL, EL MARIACHI, AMELIE, MEMENTO, RUN LOLA RUN, and how the hell can you go wrong with Clint Howard?

With the relative success of movies of SCARY MOVIE and the tepid NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE, each one cribbing and culling from notable films, MY BIG FAT INDEPENDENT MOVIE looks to do the same with the “art film” genre. The only difference between the three of them is that I may actually pay to see this one. Like attracts to like, I guess.

Right from the beginning things begin with borrowing a little page from Quentin Tarantino’s independent opus, RESERVOIR DOGS. It’s the “cool walk” that scene has already been copied for comedic effect, sublimely, in SWINGERS, right? However, the trailer makes friends with me by quickly dropping a few f-bombs; always a nice touch if done humorously. After that there’s an EL MARIACHI/AMELIE foreign language exchange which I can’t stop from thinking out which was good for a laugh out loud moment. From there, it’s a roller coaster ride up and down about what works well and what could easily play better with someone else’s comedic disposition.

Don’t get me wrong, though. It’s a very funny trailer if for the only reason that it offers up the reasons why it’s spoofing the movies it’s incorporating into the film. The same things that most of us yearn for in an “important” film, the high-falutin’, high-brow, superiority we feel over others and their mass marketed drivel, is the same thing this film looks to goof on. The movie feels like it is, at once self-aware of the plot points that make movies they’re lampooning while some characters are just blissfully unaware. There are lots of gags that seem to be Zucker-fied in this casual romp of a pic and it’s nice to be able and poke fun at some of the films regarded with respected reverence by many a film fan.

Also, and it’s important to note, Chris Gore is listed as the man responsible for primarily penning this story. Chris, who has been a deeply rooted champion of independent film long before it was en vogue to be a sycophantic suck-up of every movie touted as “art,” is probably one of the best-equipped writers out there today to be able and write a story that can overcome some of the common pitfalls with designing a well-crafted satire. However, and it’s a quibble again worth mentioning, there are some bits here that just don’t really fly as well as some others; that’s just something inherently tricky about writing comedy. Every gag isn’t 24k gold, every quip isn’t quotable and not every character works well in a blink-of-an-eye trailer snippet. What I can see here, though, is enough for me to plunk down some dough and see it. The film is an interesting meld of action/drama with a twist of humor. I would add something about what makes great satire but any trailer that ends with someone asking if that’s a “pubic hair in your teeth” simply gets a recommendation for others to check it out and see if what they see in this comedic Rorschach test.

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