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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 8/8/14: Phantom Of The Satellite Of Love

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Not even a guilty pleasure, I am utterly delighted that Brian de Palma’s quirky glam rock epic Phantom Of The Paradise (Shout Factory, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$29.93 SRP) has made its high definition debut in a special edition befitting its oddball genius. Did I mention that all of the tunes are by the mighty Paul Williams, at the top of his power as a songwriter? Well, there you go. Sold. Bonus materials include a new audio commentary, interviews, alternate takes, a song outtake, the theatrical trailer, TV & radio spots, and a still gallery.

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    If there’s one thing that the folks at Sideshow and Hot Toys prove again and again, it’s that you can’t have too many of a given character, whether it be 50 different armor variations of Iron Man, or the now half-dozen variations of The First Avenger, Captain America. The reason they get away with it, and why fans continue to snap them up, is because they continue to look absolutely fantastic. Case in point is the Golden Age Captain America from The Winter Soldier (Sideshow Collectibles, $209.99), which is essentially a variant of the WWII era outfit featured in the first film, improving and streamlining various design elements, most noticeably the welcome addition of the central read stripe on the front of his costume (yes, these kind of things matter). It may not be loaded with accessories outside of his shield and some additional hands, but hey – that’s enough for me.

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    It is with remarkable speed and wondrous diligence that the fine folks at Shout Factory have continued their clockwork releases of classic MST3K on DVD, which means we’re already to Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XXX (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP). That’s right – We’ve actually gotten 30 4-episode volumes of riffing, with the latest containing the final 1st season episode The Black Scorpion, the 5th season episode Outlaw, the 9th season episode The Projected Man, and the 10th season episode It Lives By Night. Bonus materials include a special preview of Trace Beaulieu’s forthcoming short film The Frank and a clutch of featurettes.

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    Considering they had to deal with two major cast departures, a major new addition to the cast, plus re-piloting the premise all while bringing show creator Dan Harmon back to the fold for a truncated half-season, it’s no terrible surprise that the fifth season of Community (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$35.99 SRP) is an uneven ride. By the end of its 13 episodes, it feels like everyone involved have got their sea legs back, which should make the 6th season on Yahoo a more sure-footed affair. On the bonus feature front, there’s a great little featurette on the animated GI Joe episode, outtakes, and a brilliant documentary looking at the writing process of the D&D episode and the fallout of said process.

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    Some elements of the film haven’t aged quite so well, but the directorial debut of screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan, The Big Chill (Criterion, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP) still packs a powerful emotional punch, as a group of old friends coming together after years apart will always resonate. The new Criterion edition features a new high definition transfer, a new cast reunion, a new interview with Kasdan, a 1998 making-of documentary, deleted scenes, a trailer, and the usual quite fine Criterion essay booklet.

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    The fine folks over at Warner Bros. have put together another of their fantastic themed film collections, this time providing a nice 6-film overview to an Academy Award-winning legend with the Grace Kelly Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$34.96 SRP), featuring To Catch A Thief, The Country Girl, The Bridges At Toko-Ri, Dial M For Murder, High Society, and Mogambo, plus the exclusive documentary Princess Grace De Monaco: A Moment In Time. Brilliant.

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    Like cars? Like cars going really fast? Like Aaron Paul? Don’t need much else from a film? Then Need For Speed (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is the fast car film starring Aaron Paul for you, as Aaron Paul drives cars fast throughout. Bonus materials include an audio commentary , deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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    Off most people’s radar thanks to the overwhelming nature of Pixar and Dreamworks, Fox’s Rio 2 (Fox, Rated G, 3D Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) proves to be a charming continuation of a surprisingly appealing debut, as Blu & Jewel take their three kids on a journey down the Amazon. Bonus materials include featurettes, a deleted scene, and a music video.

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    As disaster porn goes, Darren Aronofsky’s ponderous biblical ballyhoo Noah (Paramount, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) ranks right up there with the works of Roland Emmerich, with its equal balance between farcical heavy-handedness and memorably over-the-top visuals. Beyond that, it’s really not much to hang your hat on, but is perfect viewing for a lazy summer evening. Bonus materials include a trio of featurettes.

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    Their cleverness varies, but there is a basic level of fun to be had in LEGO Chima: Chi, Tribes, And Betrayals – Season One Part Two (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP), which collects the next 10 episodes of the battle for the Chi.

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    Jude Law as a short-fused safecracker out to collect on a debt after a stint in prison is what makes Dom Hemingway (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$27.98 SRP) and enjoyably cracking affair that has quite a bit of the same verve as Sexy Beast. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, interviews, and featurettes.

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    Mark the 100th anniversary of the Great War with the 5-disc The War Zone Centennial Anniversary Series: WWI – The War To End All Wars (EagleVision, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which brings together a series of documentaries focusing on all aspects of the conflict.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 7/30/10: BILKO!!!!

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    After teasing fans with a best-of collection a few years back, the complete, digitally remastered first season of Sgt. Bilko (aka The Phil Silvers Show) (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is now available – and if you’ve never seen the show and consider yourself a fan of comedy, you must rectify the oversight immediately. Not only is the writing sterling, but Phil Silvers is a brilliant comic performer, elevating the material and making his role as a con-happy army sergeant iconic. The 5-disc set contains all 34 episodes, plus audio commentaries, the original network opening, original cast commercials, the lost audition show, and Phil Silver’s guest-starring episode of The Lucy Show.

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    I love bubbles. My nephews love bubbles. Who doesn’t love bubbles? Well, perhaps people who hate Lawrence Welk. Still – most people love bubbles. How about really big bubbles? Surely big bubbles equal big fun. And it’s true – big bubbles equal big fun. How can you make big bubbles easily? Why, with The Big Bubble Thing ($11.99), with which you can make ginormous bubbles up to 50-feet long.

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    If you’ve yet to see the brilliant Stephen Fry’s equally brilliant journey across the United States in the 6-part documentary Stephen Fry In America (BFS, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), please rectify that grievous oversight at your earliest available moment. Accompany Fry as he visits all 50 states, encountering stereotypes and people, places & events that undermine established stereotypes. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available (and looks pretty darn good).

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    I never thought that I’d eventually get to watch a high definition version of GI JOE: The Movie (Shout Factory, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$26.97 SRP), restored to its intended theatrical ratio. Yes, remember that it was supposed to be a theatrical feature, but when the big screen outing of Transformers tanked, GI JOE: The Movie was consigned to a direct-to-video release. Granted, the print still looks like a TV cartoon from the 80’s, but it is cleaner than it’s ever been, and the sound has been cleaned up significantly. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and those good ol’ PSAs we know and love so much. Also, for fans, the bonus standard DVD includes contains the flick in full frame, as we all remember it.

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    Leave it to Warner Bros. to take an incredible legacy and talent base for their animated DC properties and continue to spin out neither here nor there direct-to-DVD features that recast already brilliant actors for the sake of gimmicky stunt casting. So it goes with Batman: Under The Red Hood (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), which finds yet another voice for Batman & The Joker, leaving behind the iconic Kevin Conroy & Mark Hamill, in a blah story about the Gotham arrival of a vigilante with no ethics, Red Hood. Bonus materials include featurettes, a quartet of Batman: The Animated Series episodes presented by Bruce Timm, and a Jonah Hex animated short.

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    The one thing I can say about the otherwise flat, lifeless, and sadly boring remake of Clash Of The Titans (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is that, stripped of its horrid 3-D conversion for home viewing, it’s a least a brighter affair. Bonus materials include an alternate ending and a featurette on Sam Worthington.

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    Long available in the complete series set, high definition enthusiasts can now pick up the penultimate 3rd season of Battlestar Galactica (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$88.98 SRP). The 5-disc set contains audio commentaries, video blogs, deleted scenes, featurettes, and webisodes.

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    As Stallone’s big action flick The Expendables is right around the corner, it’s no surprise that there’d be a tie-in release of Rambo: The Complete Collector’s Set (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$54.99 SRP), which contains all 4 Rambo films in high definition (though the most recent, Rambo, is just Disc 1 of the original 2-disc set). Bonus materials are the same as the last special edition.

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    I suppose it must be a sign of soft sales at retail that the 3rd season of The New Adventures of Old Christine (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.95) has been demoted to Warners On-Demand service. But I suppose fans should just be happy they can get the 10 episodes that comprise this season anywhere.

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    Just in time for the healthcare debate but ignored in theaters, Repo Men (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) stars Jude Law and Forest Whitaker as Remy & Jake, a pair of near future repossession men who reclaim organ transplants when their recipients fail to make their payments. But after Remy gets a new heart after an on-the-job accident and falls behind in his own payments, Jake comes after him. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, fake ads, and a visual effects featurette.

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    Largely depressing but endlessly fascinating, Life After People: The Complete Season 2 (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP) presents another 10 episodes packed with post-apocalyptic degeneration. Like I said – irresistibly depressing.

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    After 7 seasons and years of releases, the DVD journey of Sabrina The Teenage Witch (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) comes to an end with the final season. The 3-disc set contains all 21 episodes, plus the TV movie Sabrina Goes To Rome.

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    Besides barreling through introducing him to a load of classic films, I’ve been looking for activities that my 6-year-old nephew will enjoy while the summer heat gets a bit too hot to make outside activities viable. And what I’ve found is that the movie-watching activity can be combined with major construction projects. Those major construction projects, you won’t be terribly surprised to find out, are LEGO-based.

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    This week, we tackled the immense Star Wars: Venator Class Republic Attack Cruiser ($199.99), thanks to our good friends at ThinkGeek.

    This is the largest LEGO project we’ve tackled, coming in at 1,170 pieces… A good deal of them very, very tiny. Once the box was opened and the bags set out, the enormity of the task was a bit daunting.

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    Of course, I spent far too much time wondering why Grand Chancellor Palpatine looked so much like Christopher Walken.

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    And finally – after three whole movies – we came to the end, and my nephew was eager to explore all of the nooks and crannies, including Palpatine’s office (with a small box holding Death Star plans hidden away in the bow).

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    Next week, we’ll be tackling another project, but for now, here’s a look the finished Attack Cruiser…

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 4/2/10: How To Train Your Astro Boy

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Jerry Seinfeld cites it as the primary influence for his own show, and anyone who views The Abbott and Costello Show (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) will clearly see the precedent it established for a comedy set in New York City and almost entirely about unique characters and everyday events, rather than your typical sitcom fare. It was also anchored by an amazing comedy duo who managed to reinvent themselves for the small screen without falling into the trap of other comedians making the transition, who seemed to believe they were back on a vaudeville stage rather than pioneers on a brand new medium. I can’t recommend this 9-disc complete series set comprising the 2-season run of the show highly enough, which also feature Lou Costello’s rare home movies, interviews with the duo’s children, the 1978 TV special “Hey Abbott!”, the complete “Who’s On First?” routine, and the Abbott & Costello short film 10,000 Kids and a Cop.

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    You know, sometimes work is dragging your spirits down, you’re sitting at your desk tired and dejected, and you know there’s only one thing that could possibly lift your spirits – Drumming. And with the USB Drum Kit ($29.99), you can drum away at your desk, then quickly stash the drum pad away when you have to go back to being, you know, productive.

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    It’s got its flaws, but I did enjoy Guy Ritchie’s amped up but still faithful take on Sherlock Holmes (Warner Bros., Rate dPG-13, Blu-Ray/DVD-$35.99 SRP), starring Robert Downey Jr. as the master detective and Jude Law as his faithful sleuthing companion, Dr. Watson. The plot is almost besides the point, as it’s a hit-the-ground running Victorian buddy movie with plenty of action and detective work. As far as bonus materials go, you get a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    Granted, there’s something inherently underwhelming about watching footage intended for IMAX presentation on a home theater setup, but there’s no denying that there’s some beautiful footage to be found in the self-explanatorily titled IMAX: Under The Sea (Warner Bros., Rated G, DVD-$27.98 SRP). Bonus materials are limited to a behind-the-scenes featurette. For a better HD view, a Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available.

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    I’m not going to claim it’s a good film – or even that it’s not mostly boring – but yes, the original Clash Of The Titans (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) is a guilty pleasure for the odd sequence here and there, be it Medusa, the Kraken, or that mechanical owl, Bubo. Full remastered and presented in high definition, the new special edition adds an interview with Ray Harryhausen and a monster gallery.

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    It’s not the next season set, but iCarly fans can spin a collection of two TV movies and a pair of episodes contained in iCarly: iFight Shelby Marx (Nickelodeon, Not rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), one of which is the titular Shelby Marx showdown starring Victoria Justice. Bonus features include behind-the-scenes featurettes and the pilot episode of Big Time Rush.

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    The 5th season of Deadliest Catch (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is the last full season to feature the Captain Phil Harris, who passed away this past February as filming on the new season was ongoing. Even 5 seasons in, the show is still compelling viewing, and a continual reminder that I could never imagine myself doing anything quite as crazy dangerous. The 5-disc set contains all 16 episodes, plus 5 additional episodes and more.

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    I was a fan of his work on Newsradio, but I’ve never really gotten into Joe Rogan’s stand-up comedy. For those who have, he’s released a brand new DVD – Joe Rogan: Talking Monkeys In Space (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which also include additional footage and featurettes.

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    Criterion continues to release classic flicks that you don’t even know you want in your collection until you sit down to view them. One such impressive flick is Nicholas Ray’s Bigger Than Life (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), a 1950’s thriller that finds patriarch James Mason prescribed the then-experimental drug cortisone, which turns the mild-mannered head-of-the-family into a violent despot. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, an interview with Ray, a video appreciation, and more.

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    If your kids walked out of the theater eager for some mighty Viking dragon-training action, you can let ’em get into to early onset cosaplying with the How To Train Your Dragon Viking Battle Pack (Spin Master, $19.97 SRP), which comes with a battle helmet, axe, and shield. The How To Train Your Dragon toy line is available exclusively from Wal-Mart.

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    You’d be wrong if you dismissed the documentary The Story Of Math (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) as a dry exploration of the fundamental role of mathematics in life, the universe, and everything – because, in actuality, it’s a glorious celebration of that most pervasive of forces.

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    No, I should not be surprised that, after the massive financial success of the first film, there would be Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), but there you go – it’s here. It’s also expanded the live action Chipmunks world with the arrival of the Chippettes, in addition to reducing the role of Jason Lee’s David Seville to a virtual walk-on part. The 3-disc special edition features a clutch of featurettes, music videos, and a standard DVD edition of the film.

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    Even when they’re not brilliant, I still enjoy a Nick Hornby film, and I enjoyed An Education (Sony Classics, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$38.96 SRP), which stars Carey Mulligan as a young student who may let her plans for higher learning get derailed by a love affair with an older man (Peter Sarsgaard) in 1960s Britain. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    With the release of the 8th season of Hawaii Five-O (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), we’re only 4 seasons out from finally being able to put a bow on the complete run of Steve McGarrett’s crime-busting in the Aloha State. The 6-disc set contains all 23 episodes.

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    You wouldn’t think that a series about the legal maneuvering of a maverick High Court judge would be very appealing, but it is in Judge John Deed (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), which stars Martin Shaw as the titular man who uses his intellect to make sure justice is served. The 3-disc set contains the entire first season plus the pilot episode.

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    Did you know that Steven Seagal is a deputy of the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office in Louisiana? Yes – that Steven Seagal. Well, if you’re still doubting me, take a look at Steven Seagal: Lawman (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP). The complete first season set contains all 13 episodes, plus additional footage.

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    The penultimate 6th season of Sabrina The Teenage Witch (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) found our supernatural lead firmly ensconced in Boston’s Adams College, hiding her powers from her roommates (including childhood crush Soleil Moon Frye), and trying to have a normal life. The 3-disc set contains all 22 episodes.

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    While Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s famous sleuth is the one most-remembered, the detectives that populated the works of other contemporary writers are presented in the second volume of The Rivals Of Sherlock Holmes (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), which features another 13 episodes of deduction.

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    For the pre-schoolers in your life, there’s a pair of new Nick releases sure to keep them occupied while you try and get a moment of peace – The Backyardigans: Escape From The Tower and Nickelodeon: Go Green! (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP each), which features a clutch of environmentally-themed shows.

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    Originally intended as its swan song, the strong viewer numbers of 7th Heaven‘s 10th season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) instead made it the penultimate outing of the Camden clan. This 5-disc set contains all 22 episodes, but zero bonus features.

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    Still with the single disc, no-set releases, fans can now pick up Ben 10: Alien Force Volume 6 (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). The disc contains a quartet of episodes, plus another installment of the alien database.

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    Watch as a family grabs hold of a tragedy and rides it back into the limelight as The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP) finds the remaining Jackson brothers in a reality series that makes for awkward viewing, to say the least.

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    Want to see what the girls of Jersey Shore will turn into in 20 years time? Pick up the crass, clueless Real Housewives Of New Jersey (Bravo, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP) and see the sordid, vapid fate time and money has I store for them. The 1st season set contains all of the episodes, plus the reunions, additional footage, and a director’s cut.

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    Over the last year, I’ve fallen in love with the work of Hot Toys, which is distributed here in the States by the fine folks at Sideshow Collectibles. Much to my surprise, I also greatly enjoyed the recent CGI Astro Boy feature. So, what do you get when you combine the two? Hot Toys brilliant Astro Boy Vinyl Figure ($64.99). Standing 12″ tall, it captures Astro in the final stages of his construction, suspended by cables. The sculpting, as you can see, is simply incredible. You know you want to get it, too.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Opinion In A Haystack: REPO MEN

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    A plethora of issues need to be addressed about Repo Men before actually discussing Repo Men. Well, really just three issues, so maybe it’s not a “plethora,” but it’s still much more than normal, let us not anger El Guapo with improper word use. First, all issues with Repo! The Genetic Opera are completely covered here and here by Repo!’s co-writer/creator Terrance Zdunich from his point of view. Second, Repo Men has absolutely no connection or affiliation with the 1984 Emilio Estevez classic Repo Man. Third, (SMALL SPOILER) the filmmakers behind Repo Men are fully aware of the similarities to the Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life “liver donor” segment, going so far as to include a shot of the sketch itself in the film. Good. Everything out of the way? Let’s not speak of these things any further. Well, except…

    Not to anger genius/legend John Cleese, but Meaning Of Life is unquestionably my favorite Python film. Blasphemy you say? Sure, and it’s an opinion that often must be defended in everyday life, an argument that usually ends with “It’s not like I don’t love all the other Python flicks as well, leave me alone.” When I saw the first trailer for Repo Men the very first thought in my mind was the possible occurrence of a John Cleese or Terry Gilliam cameo. Little did I know that Repo Men would owe more to Meaning Of Life in tone than in concept. If you haven’t seen it, the “liver donor” segment involves John Cleese and Graham Chapman as liver-collectors, who go from home to home, and nonchalantly collect livers from people that signed up for a liver donor card. So the skit is basically Chapman violently ripping out the liver of Terry Gilliam’s Rastafarian-Jewish character, blood spurting and screaming in pain, whilst Cleese casually hits on his wife, Terry Jones, who isn’t at all affected by the gruesome murder of her husband happening before her, instead complaining about it as if her husband made one of his normal idiotic day to day decisions. Comedy genius. Simple and direct.

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    The relationship that Repo Men, the film, wants the audience to have with its two main characters is very much like that Python sketch. It’s very befuddling at first, and as much as I hate to say it, very “refreshing” in such a big studio action/sci-fi flick as this. The tone of the film is almost that of a 1980’s buddy-cop comedy, Jude Law and Forest Whitaker, black and white partners and life long friends that battle the struggle of their jobs together, and relax with cold beer and some laughs after a hard days work. The catch is that they are brutally murdering people, poor people, day to day, by repossessing bio-mechanical organs in which the client has lapsed on their payment. These are the bad guys, and for a healthy chunk of the film, Jude Law’s character is a remorseless killing machine. It’s a risk as well as an art to be able to have characters such as these and yet still handle the tone in such a way that the audience can “laugh” with them. Repo Men pulls it off very effortlessly. One minute you have Law and Whitaker killing innocents, the next you are chuckling at their chum-like banter. It’s like American Pyscho, we laugh with Patrick Bateman in the face of his obvious insanity and bloodlust, however in Repo Men it’s very interesting and welcome to see that in such a huge, mainstream film. Mixing comedy with murderers that you don’t exactly hate is, oddly, a lot of fun. This, of course, brings the Monty Python “liver donor” comparison full circle when there is a short moment where these two Repo Men are sitting in their living room, watching Meaning Of Life, and chuckling to themselves.

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    On the surface and via the marketing the movie seems like a very straightforward Blade Runner meets a-thousand-other-genres type of flick, which, in a lot of ways, it very much is, but it survives by its sense of humor, and its craftsmanship. It has a muted Minority Report/Blade Runner type of evil-future-corporate landscape setting, one that is only really referenced in the visuals aside from the one corporation we deal with in the movie. Its most obvious element is that of the “what happens if the corrupt system you uphold turns on you” genre, very Logan’s Run, which we’ve seen a gazillion times, but luckily the movie has a bit more happening underneath and even if it is derivative, its still very well made and fun. The system turns on Jude Law’s Remy when an accident in the line of duty causes him to need a heart replacement. He then becomes part of the system, and sympathetic toward others with a similar problem to him, thus making him unable to kill, thus making him poor, thus making him lapse on his artificial-heart payments, thus making the plot.

    Aside from one or two over-edited fight scenes, the movie is very appropriately shot and stitched together…drab textures and solid geography and pacing. From what I can tell, this is Miguel Sapochnik’s first major studio directorial effort and a very welcome one at that. Having not read the book, The Repossession Mambo, I don’t know what the tone of the source material is, but the film, while not a comedy, has no qualms about irony or making a joke via freeze frames, or voice over.

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    In the past I have argued that all action-heroes are actors, but not all actors are action heroes. Here we have two of the best working “actors” in Hollywood throwing the punches, their acting ability is not under scrutiny; however their “punches” might be. Forest Whitaker, while certainly more than an “action” star, has done this type of film before, so no concern there, especially considering how enthusiastically joyful he plays his part. I’ll admit, that even for us Jude Law fans, there is a slight concern that he couldn’t carry an action film. When I think of Law, no offense to him, but I see a tiny guy, a great actor, and someone best suited to drama, comedy, and perhaps some Eddie Izzard-coined films where British people named Sebastian walk into rooms where other British people are arranging matches. It’s a pleasure to report that he not only carries the film, he knocks it out of the park. I thought the site of Gigolo Joe beating people up and slicing out their organs would feel wrong, but instead, I found myself more than entertained while he was brutally slicing and shooting his way through plenty of “bay guys,” looking great (sexy?) while doing so. I mean, Law is no Statham, Stallone, Willis, or Ah-nuld, but he held his own. The great Liev Schreiber rounds out the leading men as the head of the Repo Men’s corporate office, silly New York accent (played for laughs,) asshole-ish demeanor, and all. Seriously though, has Schreiber ever not been class-A great? He’s another case of “why isn’t this guy more famous?”

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    While reviewing Shutter Island most of my time was spent harping on the fact that cinematic twists, MOST of the time, are the lamest possible device a movie can use…especially one involving a dream during sleep, cryogenic stasis, or brain illness or injury. Well Repo Men has a twist, not a huge all encompassing “M. Night is crazy” twist, but a twist none the less. I am going to try my best to defend this twist, while sticking to my guns on my Shutter Island review. Skip over the next paragraph if you don’t need your memory refreshed.

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    About three quarters of the way through the film Jude Law and Alice Braga’s characters are on the run from the corporation. Law has an artificial heart; Braga’s Beth has almost half of her body comprised of fake organs. There is a rather minor showdown between Whitaker’s Jake and Law’s Remy. Jake, of course, is trying to repossess Remy’s heart, in the face of his life long friendship. During the fight sequence, Jake hits Remy in the head with a huge steel hook, right before getting tasered unconscious by Remy. Remy is then awaken by Beth, and the too of them decide to storm the corporate building, kill anyone in their way, and destroy all the credit files to free everyone on the books. Well, including a truly, truly bad ass Jude Law knife fight, they succeed. They make it to the cliché inner sanctum of organ re-acquisition, the sub-basement of evil, the all-white-décor file storage department. They then realize that the only way to get themselves out of the system is to scan the body parts inside them, which brings about an extremely gory and oddly sexual scene where the two of them slice each other open and stick the scanner module (very similar to one you’d find at a supermarket) inside the each others body. They succeed again, they survive, and then Whitaker and Schreiber enter the room, Whitaker has a change of heart on a dime, kills Schreiber and the three of them blow up what’s left of the evil basement.

    Cut to: They are sitting on a beach, Jake, Beth, and Remy, enjoying tropical cocktails and laughing it up like all is well. At this point, some overly anxious people in my theater, assuming the film was over, walked out fully satisfied with the most obvious, cliché ending in history. The screen then glitches with static, you hear voices talking, cut back to that small encounter earlier, Remy is lying on his back in a coma, that huge steel hook actually busted his skull wide open. Paramedic’s from the corporation had him on an artificial neural-net, in which he was dreaming beautiful dreams. He’s been in a coma for the entire end climax of the film, a computer creating his ideal scenario. Movie Ends. Bad guys win.

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    I walked out of the theater completely baffled as to why I liked the flick so much, especially with a twist. I think I figured out why. Unlike M. Night’s twists, this twist didn’t change the entire film, just about the last 20 or so minutes, it also didn’t change the world they were living in. This wasn’t a twist where they find out that all the organs are actually made by aliens or that they aren’t actually on earth and the whole city is a government experiment on the moon or some crap like that. The world that the movie sets up is true, and the twist doesn’t change that. Secondly, if they edited out the twist, the movie itself would still be a completely formed, albeit clichéd, narrative that makes absolute and total sense. There would be no Vanilla Sky/Shutter Island “why are things all weird for no discernible reason” type of confusion. Remy’s delusion is perfectly comprehensible and finishes out the story (If anyone knows how the book ends, leave a comment about it below.)

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    Also, the twist take’s a turn, at least in my opinion, towards reality instead of the more fantastic and “Hollywood.” The reality of how things end in real life would be that a human head getting smashed in by a giant piece of metal gets busted open and the hero’s journey ends. This makes the twist almost more welcomed, in that the “fake” Remy-created ending wraps everything up in such a nice little package, especially the sudden and unearned change-of-heart that Whitaker’s character takes. Jake, in the span of literal seconds, after an entire film of being unquestionably devoted to the system of organ repossession, decides he’s on the wrong side and stabs his boss in the neck. It’s awkward to watch him laughing it up on the beach with Law. Remember, the both of these men are effectively mass murderers, Law’s character has somewhat fought for redemption, while Whitaker just did an Anakin Skywalker and said “Ok, I’ll be on your side now.”

    So it is nice that the corny, saccharin nature of Jake’s turn from the dark side actually never happened. And sue me, but I love it when the bad guys win, when drab, cold reality wins out over triumphant fantastical Hollywood hegemony. Hollywood endings have their place, but it does get tiring seeing the good guy win, giving the audience what it wants. You got to love a twist like this, ESPECIALLY opposed to Shutter Island since the viewer thinks that their emotional journey is over, relaxing on a tropical beach somewhere, just to strip it away and remind them that life sucks, and not every movie exists to help them escape the reality of their banality filled job at the horse manure processing plant (I’m not sure if those exist.) Some movies want you to know that horse manure processing might be as good as it gets. Those movies aren’t for everyone.

    While cliché and derivative, Repo Men is worth a look. Jude can kick some serious gluteus-maximus too, good for him.

    Thanks for reading, I’m Bob Rose and you probably (PROBABLY) are not.

  • QUICK STOP EXCLUSIVE: Teaser Trailer From Terry Gilliam’s THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS!

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    How would you like a bit of a teaser glimpse of the wonders Terry Gilliam has planned for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus?

    Below, you’ll find a very special message from Terry, as well as a look at some of the production designs and artwork for the film. Currently in post-production, Parnassus should be arriving at a theater near you sometime in 2009. Until then, though, we share this little peek behind the scenes.

    You can visit the official Doctor Parnassus website at www.doctorparnassus.com, where you can sign up to receive news about the film.

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