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July 6, 2006

Music For The Masses: July 6th, 2006

Filed under: Music for the Masses — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:06 am

 

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Welcome back, friends!  Yeah, well. . .umm. . .so much for that weekly column idea, huh?  Hey, look. . .settle the hell down, will ya’?  In all fairness, I did warn you and I gotta be honest with you, the pursuit of my primary goal is proving tougher than I imagined.  Who knew?  Hell, I thought it would be a walk in the park becoming a Mormon prophet.   After all, this guy was able to land the job. . . 

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The competition: He’s soooo going down.

So I ask you friends, why not me, huh?  Sure, the stiffs SAY you have to be an active “member” and “ordained by God” and some such bullshit, but screw the “old” thinking.  It’s time for some fresh, new ideas and a bold new direction, don’t you think?  Damn straight.  And I am just the person to do that.  Afterall, I went to BYU (seriously) for one, WHOLE semester and I’ll be God damned if I let that Sexual Repression major (with a minor in Masturbation!) go to waste.  Nope.  Not going to happen.

Now, you are probably asking yourself, “But M.C., how is one, such as yourself, by which we mean an agnostic, generally drunk and arrogant prick going to land the job of the most powerful man and living prophet in the Mormon church?  Two words. . .”dick out.”Â  That’s right friends, I’m going to go dick out with Mr. Hinkley up there.  “Do you mean literally, M.C.?”Â  Of course not, friends.  Besides, I’m a “grower,” not a “shower” and unless Mr. Hinkley wants to give me a “mouth hug” before we throw down on the table that might prove too close to call.  No, friends, I’m talking about putting our money where our mouths are.  His ideas versus mine.

For instance, I say it’s high time that the church diversify a bit.  As it stands now, finding a proud, African-American brother in a Mormon congregation is like playing “Where’s Waldo.”Â  I, brothers and sisters, promise to change that. . .with the help of my friends, Gnarls Barkley, hip hop missionaries.  With their blonde hair and penchant for dairy, they are non-threatening to the existing members, while appealing directly to today’s urban youth.  Oh yeah, and they are well-versed in the ways of the Lord. . .fo’ shizzle.  I’m building bridges here, people. . .that’s all I gotta say.

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Gnarls Barkley:  hip hop missionaries, natural blondes, Clockwork Orange fans and milk drinkers.

Another idea that I have is to fully embrace and promote the whole “polygamy” thing.  Come on, now. . .let’s face it.  This was EASILY the coolest thing the church had going for it and they turned their collective backs on it (*WINK WINK*).  Silly Mormons, dicks are for (lotsa) chicks. . .just ask Brigham Young and. . .umm, Wilt Chamberlain.  As your new living prophet, my Mormon and non-Mormon friends, I promise that you can come home, each and every night, to this. . .

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*WARNING* ACTUAL SIZE, SHAPE AND APPEARANCE OF MODELS MAY VARY*
 
Now ladies. . .before you go getting all pissed thinking that I have forsaken YOU and YOUR needs, wants and desires, I promise to change ANOTHER, long-held church belief and give you some much needed relief.  Gone are the days of “late-night, sniper-sex,” rampant procreation and child-bearing “one-ups-manship.”Â  I am going to promote and institute a new program, aimed DIRECTLY at you, the tired, “busy” mom, with this very simple message. . .

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Sorry, Mormon dads, but enough’s enough.  Don’t you think it’s high time that you gave the Mormon moms both a rest AND a break between pregnancy and uterine healing?  Let me answer that for you. . .”yes, it is.”Â  Take it out on your OTHER wives for cryin’ out loud, huh?  I’m telling you, folks, this idea here is golden and I’ll be honest with you it’s got mass appeal.  In fact, I’m also going to send a copy of this to the Pope.

So, what do you say?  You with me?  Do I have your vote?  Thought so.

But enough about all that. . .we have some new music to check out.  Since we last chatted, we’ve had some noteworthy new releases drop, namely the sophomore disc from Keane and one from Dashboard Confessional.  Also, Double A is back this week to check out the new one from Dr. Octagon.  So what do you say?  Let’s get to it, shall we?

 

m4m-july6-keanealbum.jpg Artist: Keane
Album: Under The Iron Sea
Bastard Love Child of: Coldplay and a Kleenex®
Best for: Resolving any issues you have with falling asleep.

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After listening to the new album from Keane (pianist Tim Rice-Oxley, big-voiced Tom Chaplin and drummer Richard Hughes), I have devised the perfect cross-promotional event for their forthcoming tour. . .”Sominex® and the Sleep Number® Bed Present Keane.”Â  (Oh, and in case you are wondering. . .I’m a “43.”)  Think about it.  You have America’s top two sleep aides combined with England’s number one, sleep-inducing export.  I’m telling you, folks, this is marketing gold.  The way it would work would be like this. . .you show up to said venue, climb into one of the ready-made beds, Keane comes out and starts to play one of their coma-inducing songs and BAM!. . .you’re off to Nappy Land.  Don’t believe me?  Check out what happened, recently, when they played a track off the new disc at a local day care. .

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Seriously, Under An Iron Sea should come with a warning label:  “Do not operate heavy machinery.  Product may cause drowsiness.”Â 

Why is it so boring, you ask?  Good lord, where do I begin?  Should I start with the mid-tempo monotony of most of the songs on the disc?  No.  That’s a given.  After all, we ARE talking about Keane.  I know. . .how about we start with the melancholic and overwrought lyrics about England’s role in Iraq?  Hmmm, maybe.  Wait. . .I know. . .the inaccessibility of the music?  Umm. . .the lack of any discernable hooks?  On second thought, I guess I don’t know where to begin. 

I can honestly tell you that I was surprised as hell to hear how different the band sounds now.  Somewhere along the line, Keane decided to change things up and eschew the “Coldplay-Lite” musical meanderings found on their first disc, Hopes and Fears.  Honestly?  Not a bad move and I applaud the decision, if not the execution.  It’s always nice to see a band swing some giant, brass balls by taking some chances with their music and this turn towards a heavier, meatier and darker sound could pay off going forward. . .assuming, of course, Rice-Oxley can figure out how to drop a hook or two into a song. . .by making the band more distinct and exciting and not just a bunch of Chris Martin wanna-bes.  I guess we’ll see. 

Of course, it’s also going to be interesting to see if this new sound alienates long-time fans of the band.  For instance, the first single, “Is It Any Wonder,” with it’s up-front and edgy rhythms created through the use of some vintage guitar pedals, sounds more like a track lifted from a Strokes album than a mournful Keane tune and could come as quite a shock.  In fact, for the old-school fans, there is really only one track, “Nothing In My Way,” that recalls the comfortable and plodding drum, piano and vocal dynamic of Keane’s earlier work.

If you’re looking for a snappy, toe-tapping little disc to help get you through the day, skip this one.  However, if you’re the kind of person who enjoys watching paint dry, snails fuck or golf on TV, this is right up your alley.    

Rating:  3 out of 5
   

m4m-july6-dashboard.jpg Artist: Dashboard Confessional
Album: Dusk and Summer
Bastard Love Child of: The Cure and *INSERT EMO BAND HERE*
Best for: Hating your parents and writing poetry about the guy you like who doesn’t even notice you.

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All right. . .let’s get this out of the way right now.  A lot has been written about the mythical good looks of Dashboard Confessional’s lead singer, Chris Carrabba.  In fact, everything I have ever read about the guy mentions this fact at least once.  That’s him, right there. . .and yes, people, he is TOTALLY hot.  I would SOOO do him, all the sickest, most depraved, “illegal in Southern states” shit I could think of and I would do it to every single hole God gave him. . .if I were gay.  But I’m not.  So his “super dreamy” good looks are completely irrelevant to me. . .much like his music.

Now, I’m sure that I’ll probably end up getting (more) hate mail for saying this, lord knows the emo kids love to write. . .usually in a poetry journal. . .but I’m not a Dashboard Confessional fan.  Chris’s penchant for wrapping his vulnerable love poems in a warm and fuzzy pop blanket is just a little “too pussy” for my tastes.  But I will say this, if Dashboard Confessional was around when I was in high school, holy statutory, Batman, I would have gotten so much more “˜tang.  And I ain’t talking about the orange-flavored astronaut drink.  I’m talking about the high school chicks out there that eat this shit up with a spoon.  Not that I know from personal experience.  I’ve just heard.  That’s my story, Dateline.  I’m sticking to it.

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I wish ALL ‘Tang was Orange flavored. That would be soooo cool.  

Now, regardless of my feelings regarding D.C., as the kids like to call them, I really dig the Emo scene.  But holy crap, these guys take shoe-gazing Emo to a whole new level.  Take the lyrics from the latest disc, Dusk & Summer, which I firmly believe (but haven’t confirmed) to have been written by a 12 year old goth girl.   Seriously. . .”The sky glows/I see it shining when my eyes close?”Â  What the hell does that even mean, little 12 year old goth girl?  Not a clue.  But who am I kidding?  Cheesy, juvenile lyrics and off-the-chart “pussy” factor aside, the real reason that I’ve never been into these guys (well, really guy) is because all of their songs sound the same.  I’m not exaggerating.  It’s called variety, Chris, and I’m told that it is the “spice of life.”Â  Perhaps you should sprinkle some on your tear-stained acoustic to help me differentiate between your songs.  Oh yeah, and Chris?  Knock off the bad, Robert Smith imitation.  It’s irritating.

There are a few songs on Dusk and Summer that do “stand out”. . .sorta, with “So Long, So Long” coming immediately to mind.  Featuring some piano work tinkling in the background and guest vocals from the Counting Crow’s Adam Duritz, this is, hands down, the best song on the disc.  In fact, it’s so good in comparison to the rest of the album, I’m going to write a poem about it in my journal.  Sure, the lyrics suck harder then Jenna Jamison in “Up and Cummers 20,” but hey, I can look past that for this one song.  I also seem to recall that “Slow Decay,” with its heavier guitar sound, didn’t totally suck but that’s mostly because it helped to break up the monotony of the rest of the album.  For that, I am grateful.

This album isn’t terrible. . .no where NEAR being on par with Coulier. . .but it really isn’t that good either.  Suffice it to say, if you are NOT a 12 year old goth girl whose parents “TOTALLY don’t understand her,” you won’t get a whole lot out of Dusk and Summer. . .except maybe a gay fantasy and a craving for a powdered, orangey drink.

Rating:  2.5 out of 5

AND NOW. . .A WORD FROM DOUBLE A. . .

m4m-july6-droct.jpg Artist: Dr. Octagon/Kool Keith
Album: The Return of Doctor Octagon
Bastard Love Child of: Waylon Jennings & Herbie Hancock
Best for: Background music as you practice your Ventriloquist act

 

Ahhh, Dr. Octagon.  You all remember Dr. Octagon, right?  Fat guy?  Bowl haircut?  Eight arms?  Always fighting Spider-Man?  You know, this guy”¦

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Oh, wait.  That’s Dr. Octopus, not Dr. Octagon.  My bad.  Dr. Octagon is a rapper, Dr. Octopus is a criminal mastermind that constantly tries to take over the world but is persistently thwarted by a guy in a spandex jumpsuit.  I always get those two confused.  Well I guess that’s to be expected, since by my count Dr. Octagon has 54 aliases.  See, he’s also know as Kool Keith.. .Dr. Dooom.  . .the Black Elvis.  Ok, I think that’s it.  I guess I exaggerated a little bit.  But the point is there is a veritable cornucopia of Octagon related goodness out there if you know where to look, but it’s very easy to get confused.

Now, on to the business at hand.  There are two key things that are very different about this album, The Return of Doctor Octagon, than many of the other Kool Keith-esqe releases.  First off, the beats are so much better.  Pretty much everything I have heard prior to this album all contained stagnant beats.  I’m not saying that the beats weren’t good, it’s just that there was no variation to them for the duration of the song.  Picture it like this.  Imagine your getting busy with your lady/guy/hand/inflatable doll.  Using the same move repeatedly gets old after a few minutes, right?  I mean it’s still sex, and that’s good, but it could be much better.  When you throw in a little dip, a twist or a tickle of the Tar-Star, things get that much more exciting.  That the same with the older Kool Keith stuff.  It serves the purpose, but it’s not that exciting.  The Return of Doctor Octagon has all the dips, twists and tickles one could want in a sex act, I mean rap disc.

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Now that little sex analogy brings me to the second difference.  Kool Keith is one dirty dude.  I am talking dirty, like, well, like something that’s really, really dirty.  Like the homeless guy in front of your local grocery store.  Well, no, not really dirty like that.  I’m talking dirty like an R. Kelly video.  The typical Kool Keith rap goes into so much detail that most porn stars would blush and cover their ears.  The Return of Doctor Octagon, however, is fairly tame

Doc Oct knows how to rap, plain and simple, and he proves it on this disc.  With the help of One Watt Sun, who supplied the beats, this album, from start to finish, is better than just about any other recent rap album out there.  By far the best songs on the disc are the first three, “Trees,” “Aliens,” and “Ants,” with “Aliens” being the strongest of those.  With great rhymes and a tempo that gradually increases as the song goes on, “Aliens” is a great tune that will get you moving. 

The only low points on The Return of Doctor Octagon are the obligatory “rap disc intro” and the silly, “in-between-song” skits.  While the intro and skits are funny, you really don’t need to listen to them more than once and they quickly become annoying.  However, the only real complaint that I have of this album is that it is way to short.  Clocking in at just over a half hour, there is way too much promise to be this short. 

Rating:  4.5 out of 5

SUPERMAN CONTEST WINNERS!!!

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Well, folks, that was a fun little contest and I appreciate everyone who entered.  I especially appreciate the fact that those who DID enter, had to go through a little extra leg work to do so.  You see, it appears that the powers that be here dropped our email addresses from the bottom of the page. . .D’OH!!!  But alas, you, kind readers, are nothing if not resourceful.  So, without further ado, here are the winners, in no particular order. . .      

Chris R. ““ “I was going to submit “Rainbow Kryptonite,” makes him dance faster than a speeding bullet, or “Red/yellow/green Kryptonite” makes him turn his one curl into a dreadlock and gives him very red eyes and makes him fly really slow and paranoid, but I rejected those as somehow offensive to someone somewhere.

So how about Brown Kryptonite, makes him feel like shit? Nah, maybe not.

Yellow Kryptonite, pisses him off? (You see the theme here).

Alright, maybe Vertically Striped Kryptonite, makes him taller? That one seems inoffensive to anyone…”
 

Aaron B. ““ “Blue Kryptonite – Also Known as “Viagra” Kryptonite.  Wont go into details, but lets just say that Lois wont be able to walk right for a week after exposure.”Â 

Dan L. ““ “The type of Kryptonite that I found is pink and if Superman comes in contact with it he is automatically whisked away to West Hollywood where he never has to take off his cape and tights, well unless he wants to, I suppose..
 A place where he can be Superman all the time and no one will question him or look at him strange.  Allegedly Robin has been trying to send this type of Kryptonite to Supes for years.”

 

Tony H. ““ “While picking up fossilized dog crap in my backyard I was wondering why I had so much to pick up considering I don’t own a dog when I happened upon a chunk of Northwestern Black kryptonite.  How does it differ from the regular black kryptonite originally introduced in the comic?
 

 Well, it has this psychotropic effect on Kal-El:
“All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything…
All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I will”
 

While this is running through his head in an endless loop it makes him susceptible to hoards of Pearl Jam fans that just can’t understand why he thinks their newest album isn’t as good as Vs.  They spent weeks and weeks making rambling arguments and counterarguments with Superman powerless to stop them.  Meanwhile, Lex and Braniac hold the bottled city of Kandor hostage rendering Superman powerless and unleashes on the world the most heinous crime in history:  The release of Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Strikes Again.”
 

Nice work, gentlemen. . .and I use that term loosely.  Enjoy the discs!! 

Well, friends, that’s going to do it for this week, so, until next time, keep wearin’ it proud and playin’ loud!

Send Books of Mormon, review copies, presents and assorted hate mail to:

M.C. Bell
P.O. Box 1222
Arvada, CO 80001 

 

 

July 5, 2006

Brat-halla #135: Norse Force – Shellshocked

Filed under: Brat-Halla — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:00 am

by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

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Brat-halla #135: Norse Force - Shellshocked

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July 4, 2006

Nocturnal Admissions: Movie Review – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:12 am

 

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Poster Pirates of the Caribbean

 

Here is my audio review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.

 

Running

 

When I came out of the screening for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest on Wednesday last week, the publicist’s rep, as is her mandate, asked me what I thought of the movie.

“I don’t know,” I replied. “It’s not over yet.”

For that is the big news for viewers who don’t keep up with all the details of the big summer releases on the chat boards and at AICN. Pirates doesn’t conclude. It just stops. It closes on a cliffhanger, while bringing back a major character from the previous film. If you happen to love the Pirates series, don’t make any other plans for May 25th, 2007.

 

The Team

 

IMPORTANT NOTE: Please do stay through the credits. Not only do you get to hear more of Hans Zimmer’s score, but also there is a narrative surprise in the final five seconds.

Anyway, Pirates 2 ends with disaster looming over everyone, in the fine tradition of cliffhangers since time immemorial, or at least since the Perils of Pauline. But I bow to the prevailing notion that people read the Internet not to know what’s going on in the world, and so I won’t describe these numerous poised disasters, on the off chance that you are reading this before seeing the film. Just visualize in your mind The Empire Strikes Back, and you’re in the same ballpark.

 

Indiana Jones style

 

Though the chances are good that while watching Pirates you will also think of Raiders of the Lost Ark, Lost, Apocalypse Now (when the travelers go up river to meet a new character, Tia Dalma, played by Naomie Harris), even SNL‘s Mr. Bill (during a moment when Jack Sparrow falls through a succession of rope bridges), and a few other movies that aren’t so much quoted as alluded to in passing, works which it seems are now so much a part of the culture that screenwriters draw upon them without thinking, as they might have a concentrating person jump when a friend comes up from behind and touches them, or as they might type “neither here nor there” or “be that as it may.”

 

Johnny Depp

 

Credited screenwriters Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio apparently thought that what everyone liked most about the first Pirates were the stunts, the thrills, the suspense. In a film that was built around Johnny Depp as “Captain” Jack Sparrow, and who brought great charm and wit to his Bob Hopian turn as a cowardly and opportunistic rogue, all its $653 million dollars intake told the producers was, “More monsters! More explosions! More hairbreadth escapes! More big scenes! Just big, big bigger!” Of course, the show is based on a Disneyland ride, but that’s not why people liked it. Instead the public enjoyed it because of its mature wit and integration of the “thrill ride” elements into a relatively well-crafted plot that mocked its genre without disparaging it and didn’t insult the adult viewer’s intelligence.

 

Knightley

 

But intelligence, it seems, is neither here nor there. The new film plunges the viewer into the story in media res as Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) and Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) are arrested at the direction of a new character, the oily Cutler Beckett (Tom Hollander), local representative of the East India Trading Company at Port Royal, Jamaica. This arrest is really a bargaining chip to get Turner to get Jack Sparrow to get Beckett the key to the fabled Dead Man’s Chest, which doesn’t mean in this film what it means in seafaring lore.

 

Davy Jones

 

From there things fall apart. And we’re only five minutes into the film. Every character has a task or a goal. Sometimes they have tasks within goals. It’s hard to keep them straight, especially when the tasks are modified or expanded due to new circumstances or new characters. The goal of Governor Weatherby Swann (Jonathan Pryce, who talks the way Hilary Duff and every other teen pop idols sing) is to keep his daughter alive, to which end he must “¦ I forget. Elizabeth’s goal is to fetch Will, to which end she escapes from prison and stows away on a ship whose name, crew, purpose, and destination evaporate from the mind even as events are happening, like invisible ink. Will’s goal is already stated, and Jack’s is to rescue his soul or fate or something from the clutches of Davy Jones (Bill Nighy, unrecognizable beneath tentacles), who in this text is a deadly demon who haunts the seas and directs a huge monster to swallow the ships crewed by his enemies. I think so, anyway, and I forget what Jones’s goal is. Oh, yeah, to get Jack’s soul. I think.

 

Orlando Bloom

 

As I was watching the film, I couldn’t help but think that it was more like an animated movie than a fun, frolicsome yarn. All gags, emotions, and facial expressions are big, and set-ups and situations are like those in a cartoon, impossible and gravity defying. Of course, in a sense all films these days are animated, at least to a certain degree, and there is the merest bat-wing’s whisper of high seriousness in having a representative of corporate imperialism be the human villain. But otherwise this impression was confirmed in a way by the credits of the writers, who have been associated with *Shrek, Antz, Aladdin, and Little Monsters, making them obviously the Disney house scribes. Well, I guess in the eyes of corporate media we are all seven-yeas-old now, a perhaps justified assumption. For me, the film just wasn’t funny, except for a line of Jack’s when he is telling Elizabeth how she should dress and what he has, or doesn’t have, in his cabin for such purposes, or one of the two scenes on the beach (there’s two of everything in this film), with Elizabeth hopping around on the sand trying to get the attention of the fighting boys. Otherwise Pirates part two appears to have been constructed with a dead man’s hand.

 

DVD Late Show: Rockin’ Retro Horrors

Filed under: DVD Late Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:54 am

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July 04, 2006

Rapid advancements in high-definition digital filmmaking technology have made it a lot easier (or cheaper, anyway) for aspiring filmmakers to actually shoot full-length features that look like movies and not just home videos. Luckily, not only are some of these filmmakers talented, but as devoted fans of the schlocky B-movies of the past, they appear determined to keep the tradition alive with ambitious exploitation efforts that echo the cheesy movies they grew up with.

In the last couple of weeks, two such “retro” DVDs have shown up in my mailbox. And, while neither one knocks it completely out of the park, each has its charms.

It takes a lot of cajones to put your name into the title of your movie. Still, while William Winckler may have a hell of an ego, his heart’s in the right place.

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WILLIAM WINCKLER’S FRANKENSTEIN VS. THE CREATURE FROM BLOOD COVE (2005) is a fun and funny attempt to craft a U-I or AIP-styled monster mash for a modern audience, and while it stumbles occasionally, it’s still pretty damned entertaining.

Three mad scientists (Larry Butler, Alison Lees-Taylor, and Rich Knight) create an amphibious monster with the intention of using it to assassinate terrorist leaders (“In the war on terror, the ultimate terror wins.”). But when it escapes from the lead scientist’s seaside home/laboratory and flees into the ocean, their leader is undeterred. If they’ve lost one monster, they’ll simply get another one. So he and his colleagues set out for “Shellvania” (somewhere East of Transylvania) to dig up the original Frankenstein Monster (former wrestler Lawrence Furbish). They find the brute pretty easily, and after a brief encounter with a wandering werewolf, they haul the carcass back to California.

Meanwhile, a photographer for a girlie mag (played by writer/producer/director Winckler ““ I guess if you do all that, it’s okay to put your name in the movie’s title) and his crew are shooting a nude model on the beach at Blood Cove when they’re attacked by the scientists’ original creature. They take shelter at the Doctor’s house, but soon find themselves prisoners of the scientists and unwilling witnesses to the ultimate battle between Monster and Creature.

Shot entirely in black & white on digital video, with a cool musical score by Mel Lewis that frequently incorporates the familiar strains of “Swan Lake” (in a melodic nod to Universal horror classics like DRACULA and THE MUMMY), FRANKENSTEIN VS. THE CREATURE is played pretty straight. There’s a lot of humor ““ some intentional, and some derived from the corny script ““ but it’s not an outright comedy spoof.

Winckler, frankly, isn’t a very visual director. As we watched the movie, my wife and I kept coming up with ways that various scenes and even specific shots could have been improved (without costing a cent more). For example, while the monster make-ups and creature suits by Rich Knight are quite nicely designed, Winckler rarely shoots them effectively. Everything is too brightly lit and the movie lacks “atmosphere.”

But ““ while the acting in the film tends to be either wooden or hammy, it’s appropriate to the genre and it works. Knight’s monsters are pretty cool. The various cult actor cameos are cute. And while Winckler’s filmmaking isn’t particularly stylish, he’s certainly ambitious. In one movie, he’s got an amphibious manfish, the Frankenstein Monster, the ghost of Victor Frankenstein, a werewolf, a trio of mad scientists, and a Ron Jeremy cameo. You gotta admire that!

For the most part, FRANKENSTEIN VS. THE CREATURE a fairly successful attempt to recreate the monster flicks of the late Forties and early Fifties. In fact, the only way this movie differs from those he’s paying homage to (exempting the modern settting, of course) is in the area of nudity. There are three T&A scenes in the film that, while fairly tasteful, go further than any of those old creature features would have gone. It didn’t bother me particularly ““ we all know how much I love naked girls ““ but it might be a problem for purists, parents or prudes.

The unrated DVD (available from Amazon and other online retailers) includes not only a full-frame presentation of the feature, but a plethora of bonus material as well. Aside from the audio commentary track by Winckler and Director of Photography Matthias Schubert, there’s a blooper reel, audition tapes, deleted scenes, a trailer, and two “Making Of” documentaries, one focusing on the movie’s composer. There’s also a brief clip of the Frankenstein Monster getting a lap dance from porn star Selena Silver at the flick’s strip club location. It’s cute, and would have made a great “Easter Egg,” if the disc’s producers had thought of it.

My only complaint about the disc (and it’s a very minor one) is that the main menu is slow to load and the type is small and difficult to read on my TV screen. Maybe if they had put the special features on their own sub-menu, it would have been easier to read and navigate.

Ultimately, for fans of the genre, it’s worth picking up. I’d like to see Winckler and other filmmakers keep doing these kinds of retro B-films, and I think his efforts are worth supporting.

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And, among the “other filmmakers doing these kinds of retro B-films,” we can include director Jay Wade Edwards. His low budget fright flick STOMP! SHOUT! SCREAM! (2006) is a delightful homage to/entry in the beach party/monster subgenre of Sixties drive-in fare, packed with rock & roll, bouffant hairdos, bikinis, and cheesy monsters (well, one, anyway).

Set in 1966, STOMP! SHOUT! SCREAM! chronicles the misadventures of an all girl garage rock band, The Violas, (Claire Bronson, Mary Kraft, Cynthia Evans) whose car breaks down in a small Southern beach community. Short on cash, the girls agree to play at the young garage owner’s (Travis Young) party in exchange for the necessary repairs. Little do the girls know, however, that a murderous Florida Skunk Ape has made its way to this quiet island community and is racking up a respectable body count. Will the hirsute hominid crash the beach party? But, more importantly, will The Violas’ lovely lead woman, Theodora, find true love with the handsome University biologist (Jonathan Michael Green, in a dead-on performance) or the charming mechanic?

While maybe a bit too talky and short on actual on-camera Skunk Ape action (the creature is played by a guy in a Halloween gorilla suit), STOMP! features surprisingly strong acting, slick camera work and lighting, authentic-looking production design and costumes, a clever animated title sequence, and a kickin’ soundtrack made up of some great, original Sixties-styled rock & roll songs by Catfight, The Woggles, The Penetrators and several other garage bands.

The movie could definitely use a little more action, a few more establishing shots and a slightly brisker pace overall, but it’s a genuinely funny flick with plenty of coolness, a bit more polished than FRANKENSTEIN VS. THE CREATURE FROM BLOOD COVE, and is well worth checking out.

The unrated (though no worse than a PG) DVD includes a solid non-anamorphic 1.66:1 widescreen transfer, an amusing, informative group commentary with director Edwards and various cast & crew, over an hour of behind-the-scenes vignettes, deleted scenes and raw footage, as well as a teaser trailer and still gallery. Even the DVD menus are stylishly designed. No chapter breaks, though, and that’s annoying.

If you’re interested in picking it up, the producers are selling the DVD directly from their website at www.stompshoutscream.com.

Recommended.

Short column this week as I try to get my work schedule re-organized (time management is not really one of my skills). I will probably be doing shorter columns from now on, and making a real effort to get them posted more frequently.

Next time”¦I’m not sure. Maybe I’ll finally get a chance to watch all those MASTERS OF HORROR discs I’ve been promising to review. You never know.

Toy Box: Megazone 23 – The Garland

Filed under: Toy Box — admin @ 2:51 am

 

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If you collect any Japanese action figures or toys, then you know Yamato.  They make tons of cool high end and low end stuff, and when we’re lucky, it gets imported to the U.S.  We’re getting lucky with the new Megazone 23 line of transforming characters. 

Inspired by shows like Robotech and Macross, Megazone 23 is the story of the young motorcycle enthusiast Shogo Yahagi.  He comes across a government prototype bike that’s oh so much more than just a bike.  The government isn’t happy about him having it, and there’s more here that’s being covered up than just a prototype crotch rocket, so Shogo decides to expose the bike on a live television show hosted by the popular singer Eve. He figures that once he does that, those government goons won’t kill him.  But the mystery of the bike and what it really is turns out to be much more complex and dangerous than Shogo ever realized.

Yamato is releasing the Garland (the bike) in the U.S., in 1/15th scale.  That’s slightly bigger than Star Wars/G.I. Joe scale, and slightly smaller than the recent Batman and Superman figures from Mattel.  Of course the bike does a complete transformation into the mecha, so it has two modes – Maneuver Craft (bike) and Maneuver Slave (mecha).

If you have any questions, comments, or suggestions, you can always reach me at mwc@mwctoys.com. If you enjoy this review, take a minute to check out my other site at Michael’s Review of the Week, and let me know what you think. Now on to the review!

“Megazone 23 – Garland”

Since this is a transforming vehicle with figure, the review will have a few different catagories than the usual action figure.

 

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Packaging – ****
One thing that the Japanese toy companies tend to do really well is packaging.  They understand the added value and appreciation a buyer has for a toy that he can free from a really cool coffin.

The Garland box is completely collector friendly, and you can open it up, remove the goodies, play with him to your heart’s content, and always just pop him back in.  The outer box has some terrific graphics, but I’ll have to only assume the text is useful, since I’m a little rusty on my Japanese.

The inner tray and cover hold the bike and extras tight, but allow the casual observer a good look at them before buying the product.

 

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Sculpting – ***
I’m going to count the sculpt on Shogo here, while I’ll talk about the bike more in the Design section.

Shogo is designed to sit on the bike (or inside the robot), and is sculpted and articulated for that specific purpose.  The sculpt is fairly good, although he is pretty much your average anime/manga looking kid.  He’s got some serious Elvis hair, but generally looks like just about every other anime biker.

 

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Design – ***1/2
Ah, but the bike – now that’s something to see.  Sleek, solid, and sure to please the ladies.

The bike is much larger in proportion to Shogo than the artwork on the box makes it appear.  In bike mode it’s almost ten inches long, and in mecha mode it’s slightly longer.  That’s one big ass motorcycle, and it really looks more like a rocket than a Harley.

Shogo sits a little farther forward in the seat than I had expected, again due to the much larger size of the bike.  It’s well designed though, and looks great in either mode. There’s some nice touches too, like magnets to hold the bike together at key junctures, rubber tires, and enough room for Shogo to ride in the transformed Mecha (back behind the head).

Paint – ***1/2
There’s not a ton of small detail work, but that’s usual for this sort of transforming design.  Most of the pieces are cast in their color, without many additions.  There are some nice use of different plastics and materials though in different colors and levels of transparency, to give the bike (and robot) a colorful and unique design.

The paint ops that are here are well done, with almost no slop.  Shogo’s eyes are clean and straight, and while his outfit is bare bones, the paint quality is solid.  Some of the best small details are on the dash of the bike, where the various meters would be.

 

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Articulation – Mecha ***1/2; Shogo **1/2
There’s no shortage of articulation on a transformer of this quality.  There are joints on top of joints, right down to the individually articulated multi-jointed fingers on each hand.  The mecha can handle just about any pose, although his hips don’t move outward from the body quite as far as you might like.

 

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There’s also a plasma cannon included that the robot can handle with his hands quite well.

Shogo has a ball jointed neck, jointed at both the head AND the torso, pin elbows, pin knees, pin ankles and cut wrists.  He also has joints at the hips and shoulders, but these are designed to allow just enough range of movement to do sitting, bike riding poses – he can’t stand straight up or have his arms down straight at his sides.

Accessories – ***
Speaking of that plasma cannon, it’s one of several accessories.  It has a removable clip on the back, and the barrel can slide forward and back.  It looks good, although is a fairly basic gray with little in the way of extra color.

There’s also some additional parts for Shogo.  He comes with a set of shoulder pads that can replace his standard biker collar, and two more sets of ‘hair’.  The hair comes off the head in two pieces, front and back.  There are two more fronts included, both with glasses and headphone combo.  One has his hair in a headband, the other does not.

 

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The two halves of the hair pop together easily enough, and the seam is fairly well hidden, although you will see it if you’re paying attention. 

Transformation – ***1/2
Ah yes, the bike is pretty, the robot cool, but does it make the transformation from one to the other as slick as spit on a door knob?

Now, I have something in my favor going in with a toy like this – I’m an engineer by education.  Unfortunately, I also have something going against me – I can’t read Japanese (the manual is not in English), and I don’t mess around with transforming toys very often.

Considering the pluses and negatives, and then judge whether the 15 minutes it took for me to get him completely from bike to robot the first time was bad or good.  Getting him back again the first time took a little while as well, because there’s a couple steps that have to be done in just the right order and way for them to work.  The fit was quite tight and solid though in both modes, and the engineering was quite impressive.  Because of the hidden hands and head, and the neat way the wheels are camoflaged in the mecha version, this is one of those rare transformers that looks very little like it’s original vehicle form when complete.

 

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It did seem though that some of the pieces felt as though I could have snapped them had I not taken my time and extra care.  Remember, this vehicle is plastic, not metal – torquing a piece in a direction it’s not supposed to go can be very, very bad.

Fun Factor – ***
Yep, it’s a fun toy.  Now, when you see the price tag, you might be less inclined to think of it as a toy or give it to a ten year old.  If you did, you’d also want to spend some time with him or her making sure they knew the ins and outs of the transformation, since it is possible to snap some pieces if you get impatient.

But for the kid that loves this style of toy and can show a little care, or the big kid that likes to play, er, transform a vehicle into a robot, this guy can be great fun.

Value – *1/2
Ah, here’s where it gets a tad tricky.  You see, this is an imported high end Japanese transformer.  You know what that means.  You best be ready for a little sticker shock, unless you’re already accostumed to the price something like this pulls in.

This guy has a SRP of $129.95.  No, that ain’t cheap, even if you’re the Donald.  Believe it or not, that’s actually below the Japanese SRP.  It is very nice, but it is predominately plastic.  You’re paying largely for the cool factor and engineering talent – it isn’t easy to design something this complex.  I’m also betting that the production run on these for the North American market won’t be huge, another factor contributing to the high price.

Overall – ***
Big fans of Macross or Robotech style figures are sure to be fascinated by this bike, and the engineering and style are great.  However, it carries a price tag that will scare off the casual buyers, leaving just the hard core Transformer geeks.

 

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Scoring Recap
Packaging – ****
Sculpting – ***1/2
Design – ***1/2
Paint – ***1/2
Accessories – ***
Articulation – Mecha ***1/2; Shogo **1/2
Transformation – ***1/2
Fun Factor – ***
Value – *1/2
Overall – ***

Nocturnal Admissions: Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:46 am

 

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It’s a given these days that Leonard Cohen is one of our great rock poets. Writer Larry “Ratso” Sloman classifies him with Bob Dylan and Kinky Friedman as key Jewish rock artists of the 20th century. And as one of my colleagues said after a screening of Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man, Cohen’s album Songs of Leonard Cohen, must certainly be a seminal record of the 1960s, comparable to Highway 61 Revisited, Led Zeppelin 4, London Calling, and Trout Mask Replica. 

lenposterBut like many a cultural star, such as Jack Kerouac or David Lynch, Cohen is not much like what his fans take him to be. Far from the scruffy, hedonistic rocker or folkie, Cohen has always been a well-coifed, sartorially splendid specimen whose garb was at odds with the brooding sex-and-religion-obsessed songs he sang, or spoke-sang to be more accurate, the songs themselves born of his play with language as well as a deep depression he struggled with from the age of nine, when his father died (a trust fund financed Cohen’s artistic career). The depression lifted only when he submitted himself to the strict monk’s life of the Mount Baldy Zen Center but it reigned in his mental climate despite the fact of his liaisons with such beauties as Marianne Jensen, Suzanne Elrod, Rebecca De Mornay, and Anjani Thomas (he even banged Janis Joplin, and then wrote a song about it, “Chelsea Hotel No. 2”).

Still, Cohen wasn’t really a Dylan because he wasn’t given to experimentation or even change, and he wasn’t a Friedman because he wasn’t a rock and roller. He was more like a male Laura Nyro, his songs meant to be listened alone in a darkened bedroom as you gently rock back and forth on the bed with your eyes closed.

Ultimately, Cohen may be a musician’s musician and a writer’s writer, an avatar to be followed and a maker of lyrics of admirable but unique complexity. Thus rock musicians go nuts over him, and Cohen has enjoyed numerous tribute albums over the years, including 1991’s I’m Your Fan with the likes of R.E.M. and the Pixies, and 1995’s Tower of Song, featuring Sting, Elton John, and Willie Nelson.

Perhaps some day Cohen will get the documentary cum rock concert movie celebration he deserves, but Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man is not it. This is a flaccid, dull, insufficiently informative film that has too many borderline pop stars pretending to love the songs and not enough of Cohen himself.

 

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The film comes in two parts that are shuffled together. The first part is excerpts from a series of interviews with Cohen, with comments by others on him. Cohen looking, if you’ll forgive me, like handsome Dustin Hoffman, speaks to someone off camera while in extreme close-up, close enough to expose the broken vessels in his nose, and director Lian Lunson sees fit to “play” with the image like a Stan Brakhage gone mad, with digital impositions and a general shakiness. Still, Cohen speaks in a clear, well-practiced voice, making charmingly self-deprecating remarks, such as that “I had the title poet, and maybe I was one for a while. Also the title singer was kindly accorded me, even though I could barely carry a tune.” 

 

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As a transitional device, Lunson also imposes a double exposure of what look like red lights or a curtain, which only makes sense at the end of the film, when the 74-year-old Cohen is finally granted leave to sing on his own behalf. Unfortunately he does so with U2. Bono and The Edge are getting to be like Spike Lee, who is hauled out as a talking head in every documentary about race, as if he is the sole spokesman for a people. As exemplars of a caring, political rock music, the U2 boys are the instant experts on all things musical. But since they admitted in (the utterly boring) Rattle and Hum that they knew little about music, these assignments must require a great deal of cramming with the Rolling Stone Album Guide to bring them up to speed before the camera rolls. 

 

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The second part of the film is a concert, titled “Came So Far For Beauty,” and staged at the Sydney Opera House in January, 2005 by producer Hal Willner, who may or may not understand the subject of his tribute. The performers include Rufus Wainwright (a painfully sloppy performer), his mom and aunt, Kate and Anna McGarrigle (folkies far from Cohen’s style, but like him raised in Montreal), Martha Wainwright, his sister, Nick Cave (in an adopted Cohenish suit and growl), Beth Orton, Antony (of Antony and the Johnsons) doing “If It Be Your Will”, Teddy Thompson (son of Richard), Jarvis Cocker (son of Joe), and Julie Christensen and Perla Batalla.

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Most of these performers are appallingly bad, with no feel for the songs. Or it may be that producer Willner has no feel for the songs, despite his exclamations over them at the start of the movie. Only Antony, a sort of a gay Joe Cocker, with body twitches out of rhythm with the beat, evinces even the least bit of feeling for the words behind the songs. Wainwright Soeur also has weird body language, with a kind of leaning down onto a mike that is positioned low on the stage. Jarvis, despite his heritage, is the normal one.

Watching Thompson sing the Cohen song, “Tonight Will Be Fine,” made me feel like my parents. Why does he have to scrunch his face? Is he in pain? Why doesn’t he sell the song, like a Frankie or a Perry or a Wayne? And what’s with the hair? But badly done rock and roll can do that to you, take you outside the Dionysian celebration, and make you feel old and alienated. That Cohen isn’t really a rock and roller in the first place should have been obvious to the singers and producers involved in this show.

 

July 3, 2006

Clerks 2 InAction Short #2

Filed under: Clerks 2 InAction Shorts — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:51 pm
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The countdown is on to the premiere of Clerks 2 (July 21st, natch) and we’ve got a special series of cyber-nuggets to keep you amped, featuring the plastic alter-egos of everyone’s favorite cast of characters (including a certain writer/director who shall remain nameless).

EPISODE #2: “Break Up To Make Up” – A tale of love lost, regrets, and a boom box.

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Interview: Russell T. Davies

Filed under: Interviews — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:32 am

-By Ken Plume

doctorwho-20060703-01.jpgWhen most creative people view the re-launch of a venerable franchise as a 1,2,3 process of simply wiping out what came before and starting from scratch, it takes a delicate hand – and an often harrowing leap of faith – to decide to revitalize a franchise while still keeping its previous continuity intact.

It’s rare that such an endeavor proves successful, but just such a creative miracle was achieved by Russell T. Davies, executive producer the rejuvenated Doctor Who.

Re-launched last year on the BBC to critical praise and fan approval, the Doctor’s adventures pulled in huge audiences of both old and new fans of all ages, proving that you don’t always have to throw the proverbial baby out with the bathwater.

Starring Christopher Eccleston as the time traveling Doctor (the ninth in a line that’s included the legendary Tom Baker, Jon Pertwee, Patrick Troughton, Sylvester McCoy, Colin Baker, Peter Davison, William Hartnell, and Paul McGann) and Billie Piper as faithful and feisty companion Rose Tyler, it’s amazing how well it all pulled together.

The first series just wrapped up its debut airing on the Sci-Fi Channel here in the US, while the second series reaches its conclusion this weekend in the UK. You can pick up the complete first series on DVD this week from BBC Home Video, which is loaded with commentaries, documentaries, and more.

Quick Stop got a chance to chat with Russell Davies about Who past, present, and future.

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KEN PLUME: Going back a couple of years, if you were to describe the goals you wanted to accomplish going into the new version of Doctor Who, what would those goals be?

doctorwho-20060703-02.jpgRUSSELL T. DAVIES: Well, the main goal, which we achieved, was to – and it’s different in this country than to your country – but to create a science fiction show for a prime time terrestrial slot… which I think is true of America, as well.  A lot of stuff gets into sort of niche channeling and slots for subscription markets – which are very, very popular in their own right – but I think that’s in danger of taking science fiction out of the mainstream and almost sort of preaching to the converted.  So right from the start we knew we were given *the* prime time slot on British television, which is a Saturday night.  I don’t think Saturday night is such a big battleground in America.

KP: In fact, I think it’s a dead night in America.

DAVIES: You watch! They’ll revive it soon!  I give you three years, and it’ll become a battleground as they fill… that’s what broadcasters do – they fill every available slot, so it won’t stay like that for long, I’ll say. So we knew that we were up against the British version of the slots that go to X Factor, Pop Idol – they’re the big huge slots.  That’s where we play our version of American Idol.  That’s where we play all our big entertainment shows and things like that.  But I was determined to make a science fiction show that wasn’t niche.  That got a whole new generation of people watching.  That got audiences that don’t watch science fiction to tune in – ’cause you could sort of more or less guarantee that that standard science fiction demographic would turn in.

KP: Right, that base level…

DAVIES: Yes, bless them. I thought the faithful few would be there, anyway.  And that worked.  That was what we set out to do, and we’ve got always got these aims and ambitions that very rarely work but that one did! (laughing)

KP: So, basically, you were looking for an Ant & Dec killer.

DAVIES: Yeah, well… no, we went up against Ant & Dec.  What was absolutely lovely was that they kept their audience. We got a bigger audience, but we didn’t actually rob any of the audience of Ant & Dec.

KP: So you created an audience.

DAVIES: I think television is healthy when channels all supplement each other and are not stealing from each other.

KP: That’s definitely not how TV has worked for the past couple of decades.

DAVIES: (laughing) No, exactly.

KP: It’s good to know that you actually brought an audience in who wouldn’t otherwise have been watching that evening.

DAVIES: Yes.  ‘Cause otherwise, you know, niche viewing gets smaller and smaller and smaller and more adult and more and more exclusive, and no program should be like that, I think.  No program whatsoever.

KP: Which is not to say that the Doctor couldn’t every once in a while give away a car…

DAVIES: Give away a car! (laughing) Well, on the BBC – no advertising.  No ad breaks. None at all.

KP: Well, it’d just have to be a generic car.

DAVIES: (laughing) Exactly!

KP:  Give away the Who-mobile or something.

DAVIES: (laughing) You do know your stuff!

 

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KP: On a personal level, what did you want to accomplish, story-wise? 

DAVIES: Well, story-wise I was always absolutely determined that it was the same story. That it was the same doctor and the same Tardis having the same adventures.  I didn’t want it to be a reboot.  I wanted it to be a very a continuation of the 40 year history of a great institution.  You know if you do something like Robin Hood or Sherlock Holmes you tend to do it from scratch.  It’s what you do very well with Superman. You reboot it and start it from scratch every decade or so.

KP: That’s because we have no sense of history…

DAVIES: Yes, well, I thought that was impossible with the Doctor because he always… even within the show’s previous history, you always change his face so often. So whoever we cast as the Doctor would be seen as the ninth Doctor by the newspapers and by the media.  No matter what we did it would be impossible for us to say this is the first Doctor.  And plus, I love that old show and I wanted to continue it rather than write over it.  So very subtly I wanted to do that without hitting people over the head with lots of continuity or baggage and stuff like that, and again we pulled that off as well.  You know, because it wouldn’t be very welcoming for a new audience otherwise.  And you’ve got to remember that in this country, Doctor Who was partly loved but partly had a terrible reputation.  I love the old show, but its memory – it was remembered as a program that was cheap and somewhat silly and somewhat lightweight and a bit of a sort of kid’s run around, and I wanted to make it proper drama and give it proper standards, proper production standards and proper heart, and just welcome everyone in that way. So it was hard work to salvage the program’s reputation.

doctorwho-20060703-04.jpgKP: Well, the UK has Tom Baker, and we have William Shatner.

DAVIES: (laughing)! Do you think we’re better off?

KP: You know what, I’d like to see the two of them go head-to-head for an interview program.

DAVIES: I’d like to see the two of them kissing.  (laughing)!

KP: You know what?  You need to produce When William Shatner met Tom Baker…

DAVIES: Can you imagine?  That would be brilliant! (laughing)!

KP: “One came from the US, one from the UK. They met. They fell in love…”

DAVIES: (laughing) It’s a classic boy meets boy story.

KP: I think you’re sold on this…

DAVIES: (laughing)!

KP: Forget Torchwood – here’s your spin-off.

DAVIES: Exactly.

KP: What was the biggest pitfall you saw in the re-launch?  The thing that you were desperate to try and avoid that you actually saw as a valid thing that could happen, despite all your best intentions?

DAVIES: I think the… whoo, there’s many, many pitfalls to avoid.  It’s a very careful balancing act with Doctor Who, which is to not make it look silly.  I think a lot of people just consider science fiction to be silly, and sort of all monsters running around. But at the same time – at exactly the same time – to keep Doctor Who‘s absolutely unique sense of humor.  Because I think that is a unique property.  There’s no point in replicating other shows… Shows like Stargate are excellent, but they have a very macho, military, hard-ass feel to them.  And Doctor Who is more charming and more witty and more eccentric.  So it’s to keep that lightness without being seen as a send-up, and it’s a very difficult balance act.  We have very good writers and a production team who pulled that off, really.

KP: The fascinating thing is you also made a show that is watchable by children and families.

DAVIES: Yes, absolutely.  Very much inspired by – I’m a very big fan of those modern cinema family blockbusters like Toy Story and Shrek. and stuff like that, and Harry Potter even.  I knew that families would gather ’round our stuff the way they gather around those.  I thought if we could make every episode that big each week, that much of an event each week, with the backing of a great big BBC publicity machine behind us as well, that there is a great family audience out there.  They were plainly and clearly going to the cinema.  I go ’round my friends’ houses and mum and dad would sit there with the kids and we’d watch Finding Nemo.  And everyone in the room would love it.  So that audience was clearly up for grabs, and had been completely neglected in the UK, and programs like that weren’t being made since Doctor Who. There’s 37 million of them coming along, because we proved that it can be done.

KP: Which is not to say that you haven’t tried to do it over the years.

DAVIES: Oh absolutely.  I’ve tried, and plenty of these new shows coming along will try and fail, bless them, but it’s exciting.  As a result of Doctor Who, there’s a new version of Robin Hood coming along by the BBC, which I’m really looking forward to.  I think that’s very exciting. I’ll be sitting watching that…

KP: It’s interesting that you have, over the course of your career… and I say this having just watched the Unscripted documentary, that this is definitely a genre that you’ve tried to resuscitate over the years.

DAVIES: Yes, I suppose so.  I mean, really I just keep moving genres all the time. When it was first announced that I was doing it, every tabloid newspaper announced that a gay man was going to do children’s programming…

KP: Obviously people who didn’t know the production history of Doctor Who…

DAVIES: Yeah, exactly. But there were plenty of headlines saying “Doctor Queer” and stuff like that, and the entire press lined up to sort of say that a gay man couldn’t possibly do this – and, as ever, I proved them wrong. Hurray!

KP: I thought it was quite ludicrous just how far the press went in trying to make that an issue.

DAVIES: Oh, I’m used to it.  I’m used to it, and not one of them’s ever stopped me yet.

KP: The proof is in the pudding.

DAVIES: Absolutely, yes.

 

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KP: The new Who has become a template. Over here in the US, there’s been a lot of failed relaunch attempts of various old shows… 

DAVIES: Oh yes, it’s a potentially deadly battleground.  There were plenty of people saying we were doomed to fail.  But I knew… because I loved the old show.  I still love the old show, and I knew how good it could be.  I never doubted that it could work.  But that’s no guarantee that you will actually make it work, because it’s much more complicated than that.  Everyone sets out to make a successful program, everyone wants everyone to watch – very few of them get through.  So we tried and somehow everything was in the right place this time.

KP: It really shows when you sit down and watch the program, that it’s coming from a position and a point of love and respect for the concept.

DAVIES: Yes, we truly have a team where everyone is dedicated to it.  It’s quite extraordinary, actually, and it is a British cultural thing.  There’s a genuine love of it, and there were hundreds of people on that show. You know what a film set is like, and it’s like they’re all putting in extra hours, extra bit of work – the design team particularly, especially the computer graphics people, are people who grew up with Doctor Who, who grew up loving science fiction, and it’s genuinely loved by the people making it.  And by its executives. The support we get from the head of drama is quite extraordinary.  She loves it.  She absolutely loves it.  So we’re in a very, very lucky position and we all know that.

KP: Was there any reticence on their part when you came to them saying, “I want to do a continuation, not a wholesale revamp of this…”?

DAVIES: No, they got me in, and again – I know I’m very, very lucky. They trusted me completely.  They didn’t get me in to give me 27 rules. They got me in to tell them how to bring it back.

KP: Was it known from the very beginning that the season would end with a regeneration?

DAVIES: Yes. It was always a possibility, and we discussed that right from the start.  Things could have changed and we kept everything fluid as we went along, but yeah, things happened as we planned them.

KP: Was it always your intention that David (Tennant) would be the replacement?

DAVIES: No, we didn’t know that until we were casting properly.  I mean, fortunately Julie Gardner, who’s the other executive producer, and I had just worked with David – while we were making Doctor Who – on a production of Casanova, which was the first time we’d ever met him or knew him.  I remember right at the beginning of Doctor Who his name was mentioned, and none of us knew who he was. (laughing) Gotta be honest, bless him! He wouldn’t mind me saying that!  So while we were doing Doctor Who, we worked with him at the same time and just loved him.  Plus it saved us having to do a great big casting call, because that would have been a nightmare, I think.  We were able to do it very quietly and very discreetly, so it was very, very lucky.

KP: So really, after 20 years, you made his career…

DAVIES: (laughing)!  Don’t say that!

KP: No Harry Potter if it wasn’t for you…

DAVIES: (laughing) Exactly…

 

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KP:  Going into it, was it a transition that you were worried about, that, “Hey, we’ve got a winning formula, how is this going to affect it?”… 

DAVIES: Yes, sure… you always worry about everything. You worry about every new episode, to be honest, because the thing about Doctor Who is it’s very different every week, so every week you’re sitting there thinking, “Will people like this one?”  But we have to do it.  We’re confident.  We have to hope that it would work.  And the fact that it has has been brilliant.  But you never know.  You just try and do the best, really.

KP: It’s amazing – from someone who knew Doctor Who and knew the mythos but wasn’t fully invested in it over the years, to go into this with a knowing but fresh eye and be swept up in it… You really pulled it off for me. You’ve been able to carry on and reintroduce concepts with a spin, but have it still be valid – it continues to impress me, when I’ve seen so many other series crash and burn.

DAVIES: Yes, it’s easily done.  We keep a very close eye on it.  The nice thing is that after the success of the first year, not one of us relaxes.  We thought there would be time to relax, but we really haven’t.  And obviously the episode going out this week, coming on Saturday, you must download it as soon as it’s available. It’s astonishing. It’s absolutely lovely.

KP: Well, the preview alone already has me energized.  I really did enjoy last week’s episode.

DAVIES: Lovely, wasn’t it?  That’s what I mean by Doctor Who‘s charm. It’s a very charming episode, that one.

KP: I keep hoping you have some kind of American episode that doesn’t involve some crazy industrialist… 

DAVIES: (laughing)!

KP: You know, we’re not all mad…

DAVIES: We’ve got Captain Jack.  He’s American. He’s gorgeous. Bisexual. Fantastic.

KP: Yes, but we haven’t seen him for six episodes…

DAVIES: But we’re building a whole show around him. Don’t worry. We hope to sell that to the States as well, with a bit of luck.

KP: I’m sure eventually we’ll find out he’s from Canada.

DAVIES: (laughing)!  He’s not, though.  Bless him.

KP: Speaking of Torchwood, is that still slated to come out next year?

DAVIES: I think it’s going out at the end of this year, actually. I lose track of things like that, but no, it should go out on… yes it is.  Ah, October, end of October, something like that.  I think that’s the plan.

KP: Oh, excellent.

DAVIES: Yes, but it’s on target for that.  Of course they always shift things and change their minds and move things around, so that’s beyond my authority, but we’re on schedule for that, anyway.

KP: And honestly, since you’ve toyed around with people so much, do you have any intention whatsoever of bringing Liz Sladen back?

DAVIES: Oh bless her, I don’t know.  I mean, that was a beautiful one-off episode, but I don’t think you’d spoil it if she met the doctor again somehow, I think.

KP: Or if she was involved in a potential spin-off show you’re working on…

DAVIES: If we have time. If we have the living time to do that…

KP: It’ll run for years, come on….

DAVIES: (laughing)!

doctorwho-20060703-07.jpgKP: So now you’ve reintroduced the Daleks rather spectacularly…

DAVIES: Yes.

KP: You reintroduced the Cybermen rather spectacularly… That really only leaves on other villainous cornerstone…

DAVIES: Oh, which one’s that then?  Oh, the Master?

KP: The Master.

DAVIES: Oh right, no there’s a few. There’s Ice Warriors…

KP: But as far as the ones everyone remembers…

DAVIES: I’m not too keen on the Master, myself.  I remember when I was a kid he was probably my least favorite villain.  So I think I do believe in bringing back all the great icons of the series, but I think that if we’re gonna bring him back, we need to think very carefully about how to do it because he can be a bit of a moustache twirler sometimes – and that’s exactly what you want, but…

KP: I have to admit I was a bit disappointed when I saw “School Reunion,” because I thought, “You know, Tony Head would have been great as the Master, in the way he played that role”…

DAVIES: What a lovely man.  What an absolute delight to work with, that man.  I’ve admired him from afar.  Watched everything every single episode of Buffy all those years, but you don’t know what the man’s gonna be like until he actually arrives. He’s charming.  Absolutely gorgeous.

KP: I did a six hour interview with him a few years back.

DAVIES: Did you? He’s lovely, isn’t he?  Very clever, very witty, very wise.

KP: And amazing the stories he’ll tell when he’s giving an interview at the pub.

DAVIES: (laughing) I think I had a couple of them but maybe not as many as you.  Lovely man.  That’s one of the lovely things about working on this show, is getting to meet people like that. 

KP: Of course, who knows, in Doctor Who anyone can return in any form.

DAVIES: Absolutely. He was very popular. There are no plans, I must admit. There are no plans to bring him back, but he was wonderful.

KP: And Stephen Fry’s episode has been moved back to the next series?

DAVIES: Yes, the next series. Filming on series three starts in four and a half week’s time.

KP: Well, that’s good to know you’re starting on another series.

DAVIES: Yes. Oh, brilliant, yes. We’re very happy.

KP: Any hints as far as what can be expected for the third series?

DAVIES: No, it’s too early to start hinting about that, really. 

KP: Any ideas of where you want to go?

DAVIES: Oh yeah, it’s all storylined.  We’ve got about seven scripts underway and… more, probably… Eight scripts underway, actually.  So it’s all laid out and patterned and I know exactly what’s… I can tell you the ending of series three right now, but I’m not going to.

KP: But, I’m so nice…

DAVIES: (laughing)!  You could be sitting there naked in a bucket for all I know!

KP: Is that how you’re envisioning me?

DAVIES: (laughing)! It helps with the vocal piece!

KP: Whatever makes it easy.  It seems, with a 13 episode run, that there’s so much you want to do that things get a bit rushed towards the end.

DAVIES: Yeah, do you think?

KP: The last season, the Bad Wolf reveal didn’t strike me as wholly satisfying.

DAVIES: Well, that’s tough, Ken.

KP: I’m not saying it in an accusatory fashion…

DAVIES: No, I have to say, we loved it.

KP: Do you feel straight-jacketed in any way about, “I wish we had a little more time to tell story…”?

DAVIES: No, no… absolutely not, no.  It’s enough doing these episodes as it is.

KP: So you can’t ever envision doing a 26 episode series?

DAVIES: Oh no, thank you. Blimey.  No, we just wouldn’t have time to… admittedly wouldn’t have time.  The performing hours are very different over here. It’s like, I know things like Buffy and all those big shows, Angel – I know you do 22, 24 episodes a year, but your filming hours are extraordinary.  In fact, you will film 16 hours a day to get it shot because you have different union rules and rules about overtime and stuff like that.  We don’t. It’s an 11 hour filming day over here and that’s the end, and you do not film beyond that.  So we literally don’t have the scope to film like the Americans do. It’s illegal over here.

KP: Which leads to you not having the burnout rate we do…

DAVIES: No, I suppose so.  Well, I wouldn’t know, ’cause there’s no chance to burn out like that.  You literally cannot do it! (laughing)

KP: Can you ever envision doing an American show?

DAVIES: Oh, I suppose so, yes.  I mean, I had a fair bit of contact with that lovely team that did the version of Queer as Folk for Showtime, Ron Cowan, and it was a very exciting seeing them work and seeing the writer’s room and that sort of stuff.  So it’s attractive, yes.

KP: But not something that you foresee for the immediate future.

DAVIES: No, no I’m too busy.  I’m 43 years old, and it’d be a little bit like starting from scratch, you know? You bang on the door of American studios and they’d say, “Who the hell are you?” I’m getting a little bit old in the tooth to start from scratch.

KP: But you can’t tell me that they’re not banging on the door to get you.

DAVIES: No, they’re not actually.  None of them do.

KP: From what I’ve heard it’s doing very well on the Sci-Fi Channel…

DAVIES: That’s what they say.  I hope so, yes. It’s an unusual little show for Sci-Fi, and they’ve been very nice to us.  They’ve been very lovely to work with, actually, so I hope it works for them, because they deserve payback for the faith they’ve given us.

KP: It was faith they gave after realizing that they made a mistake not picking you up in the first place.

DAVIES: (laughing) I don’t know what happened there.

KP: Don’t worry – I’m not making you say that, I’m saying that.  There must be other projects besides the Doctor Who universe you want to do…

DAVIES: Oh, there are.  There’s a few things on hold for the moment.  I won’t do this forever, but at the same time it’s such a big set up.  We just moved to a brand new dedicated studio for Doctor Who and Torchwood, which is massive and huge and providing an awful lot of employment in South Wales, so it’s not a project I’m about to walk out of quickly.  Partly because I love it, and I think on British television I won’t have the chance to write anything like this stuff again.  But partly because of this huge investment in South Wales.  You know, South Wales is not a big television-making capital.  But we’re making it so with these programs, and work creates work.  We get other programs to follow us here, and that’s happening already.  So it’s not something to walk out on quickly. But at the end of the day, there’s a million shows that I want to write that wouldn’t fit into Doctor Who‘s brief or Doctor Who‘s universe at all. So like everyone, I’ll move on in the end.

KP: At what point would you realize it was time to move on?

DAVIES: I suppose really when I feel like I’m missing out on other work, to be honest.  When I see my peers writing stuff in 9:00 slots and 10:00 slots that I envy.  Because I absolutely love the Doctor Who world, but there’s certain things you simply cannot write in it.  And neither should you.  You shouldn’t impose it on Doctor Who.  So I could literally, when I get itchy feet – not at the moment – but there are various things lined up and they’re simply waiting.  I have people saying, “Well, just come back to us in a couple years when you’re ready.”  So I’ll let that filter down.  I’m literally enjoying it too much. Literally, we just finished episode 9 at the moment.  Episode 8 goes out on Saturday. I’ve just come from the meetings on the dub of episode nine, and I could not be more happy with the piece of work. I just think it’s absolutely stunning. But when you come out of something buzzing like that, you think, “Well, why look for work elsewhere?”  This is lovely.

KP: Well, you’ve done a fantastic job so far, against all odds…

DAVIES: Bless you, sir.

 

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KP: And one geeky question that I’m being forced to ask you… 

DAVIES: (laughing)!  There’s someone else in the bucket with you, isn’t there?

KP: Yes, there’s someone else in the bucket.  It’s a rather large bucket, actually…

DAVIES: Hurray!

KP: They’re like that in America…

DAVIES: (laughing)

KP: One of the other staples of the past Doctor Who run was the occasion to run into previous doctors…

DAVIES: Yes.  I’m not too keen on that, I’ve got to say, because… I mean, if the perfect idea came along… I always tend to find that you’re watching the actors, not the Doctor.  I sort of think everything that happens to the Doctor and Rose should feel like something that you can correspond with yourself.  You know, when they’re in danger, when there’s fear, when there’s great love between them – you can feel that as an audience.  Meeting a different version of yourself doesn’t correspond in any sort of human equation.  You’re sitting there thinking, “Well, that’s never gonna happen to me.”  So it’s the one area where I tend to find it becomes a television show in inverted commas when they do that. I think it’s a little bit self-aware.

KP: And considering the aging factor of some of the actors…

DAVIES: Well, there is that, as well.

KP: Is there a potential, though, for them to play other roles?

DAVIES: I’m not too keen on that.  None of us has ever suggested that, because again, it becomes terribly self aware then.

KP: I noticed how quickly you shuttled off K-9.

DAVIES: Ah.  No, I love K-9.  I love it. It’s gorgeous.

KP: At least you gave licensees the ability to make new K-9 products.

DAVIES: (laughing) I’ve got one!

KP: Well I don’t want to keep you. I know you have a lot more to do today.

DAVIES: Bless you, Ken.

KP: I appreciate it, and I look forward to speaking with you in the future.  And remember, no more bad Americans!

DAVIES: (laughing) Okay!
 

Spook’d #84: Extreme Lair Makeover – A Needy Case

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by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

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Rabbit & Cat Adventures #1: The Rabbit-ing

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We promise next week’s comic won’t be as weird.

Becky and I also work on another comic called Combustible Orange that has been running for nearly 3 and a half years. I also worked on Movie Poop Shoot’s Action Datsun.

We’ll be debuting a new book, some t-shirts and minicomics at this year’s San Diego Comic Con at Booth #1034 near the other webcomics. Please come down and say hi! Don’t let your distant Viewaskew relatives get lonely. There will be free sketches and if you want us to sign something, we’ll do it. But no one has really ever asked us to do that before. The only time that has happened was when someone quite famous asked me to do that. It was awkward. But come see us!

 

Widge Goes Off #2: This Man, This Mango!

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That’s right, kids, that means it’s time for another session of Monday Morning Box Office Quarterbacking. Make sure you follow along at Box Office Mojo.

Superman Returns took the top spot, and no surprise there. Still, they were hoping for more. The podcast goes into more detail, but suffice to say it underperformed. They were hoping for Spider-Man 2 numbers, or at least something close, and–since I’ve renewed my Box Office Mojo subscription, I can do this by creating a custom chart–comparing it to Batman Begins, Hulk and Fantastic Four it outperforms them thus far, but not by a healthy enough margin. Not for a flick that cost as much as two of those three put together, anyway. The true test will be next weekend, when we see what sort of legs it has: Batman legs or Hulk legs.

Devil Wears Prada came in second because Fox was smart and counter-programmed against Superman, and it paid off. I’m sure Fox is delighted at the take.

Click dropped a tad over fifty percent, which, you should know is pretty much standard for second weekend take. If you’re in wide release and drop less than fifty percent second weekend out, you’ve got a hit on your hands. Again, Sandler movies have excellent shelf life, so anything this thing doesn’t make back in the box office it’ll do well for you folks at home.

Cars stays strong in its fourth weekend, bringing its worldwide take to more than $200 million. It’ll at least break even and then kick ass on DVD. Of course, the real question is how do you bring the characters to the theme parks? Can you imagine walking around in a Lightning McQueen suit? And now that we have Star Wars Transformers, how long until we get some Cars Transformers?

With Nacho Libre we finally come across a film that’s now turning a profit. It’s still got a few weeks left in it and then it will hit DVD and it’s all gravy. I actually ran into somebody today in Second Life wearing a Nacho Libre avatar. That was kinda freaky.

As for The Lake House, Fast and the Furious 3, and Waist Deep, we have no idea how much they cost so we can’t say how well they’re doing. Sandra Bullock feels good about using all that collateral cred from Crash I’m sure. Fast and the Furious might give us a decent soundtrack, but my favorite commentary on this film came from the guy sitting behind me the other night in the cinema, “Great; how long you think before some damn kids start doing that here?” Yes, my thoughts exactly: Ford trucks are exactly the right kind of vehicle to dry drifting in. Good call! Waist Deep is actually probably already in the green, though, seeing as how it was no doubt made on the cheap.

The Break-Up is a money-making machine at this point and DaVinci Code is worldwide monster. It’s coming up on a quarter of a billion dollars. So yeah, you can bet everyone’s leaning on Brown to crap out another blockbuster novel. It’ll be the biggest thing to hit book sequels since The Lost World or…dare I say it…Hannibal!

Join us next time for when we’ll discuss Pirates 2 and some other stuff.

Special thanks to Exit Mindbomb for letting me use “Godzilla Will Rule You” from their album Happy Accident for my new WGO music. Check them out on MySpace here and I tried to link up as many songs as I could here.

Widgett Walls is the chief cook and bottle washer for Needcoffee.com. He’s also the author of Mystics on the Road to Vanishing Point and Magnificent Desolation. His personal blog is at OneTusk.com, which he updates when he feels like it. He lives and works in Atlanta, Georgia. He hardly ever sleeps.

Nocturnal Admissions: The Omen, The Hills Have Eyes

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Sometime in the early 1970s, Harvey Bernhard met Robert L. Munger for lunch. They were an odd pair. Bernhard was a recent transplant from Las Vegas, where he had mounted innovative stage shows. Mugger was an L.A. based advertising man who was also a born again Christian. The topic of the lunch, as is so often in Los Angeles, was a pitch. How the Christian Munger came to pitch his idea to the presumably Jewish Bernhard remains something of a mystery, but presumably they were friends who had encountered each other at some point in their equally illustrious careers. Mugger may have been a neophyte, but the pitch he aired excited the otherwise stolid Bernhard, who abruptly left the meeting, made some plot outline notes on a napkin, and eventually approached Richard Seltzer to fashion a screenplay from those fevered notes. 

How Munger knew Bernhard, or Bernhard knew Seltzer, is unknown, as is so much else about the early history of The Omen, for that is the film that resulted from Munger’s pitch.

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Not that it was an easy path to movie fame. Initially titled Antichrist, the script was rejected, according to legend (and there is a lot of legend circulating around The Omen, some of it, apparently, true) rejected by every studio in town, including Fox. Finally, on the eve of the project’s destruction, the script came to Richard Donner via an agent friend. Donner, an experienced TV pro, was seeking entry into the illustrious realm of movie directing. Stories conflict, but Donner was about to have dinner with Alan Ladd, Jr., then head of production at Fox, and having sat and read the script in one enthralled sitting, took the opportunity of the dinner to re-pitch the film, which this time, Ladd accepted. Mutatis mutandis, the film went into production quickly thereafter, with Donner enjoining Seltzer to make significant changes in the text (including a couple more title changes, to The Birthmark, and then The Omen). Seltzer’s main mandate was to remove all evidence of hocus pocus, cloven feet, red tails, and other impedimenta of Satan tales since time immemorial, or at least Dante, all the way up to Rosemary’s Baby.

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Donner wanted a “clean” text, one that could be interpreted in numerous ways, not unlike The Exorcist, its obvious progenitor. Is Damien really the spawn of woman and wolf? Or is diplomat Robert Thorn (Gregory Peck) really crazy, in an escalatingly nutty trap with his wife Katherine (Lee Remick). Donner must have been right, as his film made some $28 million dollars upon initial release from a $2+ million dollar budget, spawning two sequels, a TV movie, a short-lived TV series, and a recent remake. The Omen it appears, is the franchise that Fox turns to in tough times, or whenever the date June 6 Something6 pops up in the calendar.

omenboxThe recent special edition The Omen (Fox Home Entertainment, No. 29 in its Collector’s Edition series, 1978, 111 minutes, color, R, 2.35:1 enhanced, two single sided dual layered discs, Dolby Digital Mono, Dolby Digital 5.1 in English, Spanish, and French, with English and Spanish subtitles, animated musical menu with 36-chapter scene selection, 6-page insert with chapter titles, trivia, pix, dual DVD keep case, $26.96, released on Tuesday, June 20, 2006; supersedes a DVD published in September 2000) disc’s celebratants, such as Wes Craven, recall how topnotch the film was. However, I recall that Omen was rather mocked by reviewers. Ebert in the Chicago Sun-Times wrote “The Omen takes all of this terribly seriously, as befits the genre that gave us Rosemary’s Baby and The Exorcist. What Jesus was to the 1950s movie epic, the devil is to the 1970s, and so all of this material is approached with the greatest solemnity, not only in the performances but also in the photography, the music and the very looks on people’s faces.” and Bill Kelley in Cinefantastique (Vol. 7, No. 3) perhaps put it best when he noted that it was a “flabby series of mechanical vignettes.” Some, like Kelley, thought that the sequel, directed by actor-turned-director Don Taylor, was better, which no doubt had to be bitterness and gall to Donner whose insight had established the future franchise’s credentials.

The jocular Donner mentions just about everything else but that in the wealth of chat that he serves up on this set. Donner appears in three or four featurettes and no less than two audio commentary tracks, the first with editor Stuart Baird, the second with writer-director Brian Helgeland, clearly a big fan of the director.

But that is not unusual in Hollywood. Civilians may not realize how esteemed a figure Donner is among his peers and other filmmakers. I recall interviewing Doug Liman during the time he was promoting Swingers back in 1996. Since he was hired on to direct something written and starring someone else, like John G. Avildsen on Rocky, I was wondering how he came up with visual ideas. He cited Donner. When the swingers are driving to Vegas, Liman had to figure out whether to shoot them in a car pulled on a trailer, or from a lead car. Turning to the opening scene of Lethal Weapon II he got his answer (use another car). Directors of Brian DePalma’s generation turn to Hitchcock for answers to their technical problems. Of Liman’s generation, they turn to Donner.

Given so much air time, Donner does tend to repeat himself. But then, like most directors would, he’s probably been saying the same 15 things about The Omen since 1977. Donner also provides an introduction to this collector’s edition, and in two other featurettes, “Curse or Coincidence,” he pops up to pooh-pooh the “curse of the film, which Bernherd likes to promote, as well as in “Jerry Goldsmith Discusses The Omen Score,” which gives a fairly detailed account of the music of the film, for which it won an Oscarâ„¢. The first disc also has the trailer, and trailers for five or six other Fox films.

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Disc two commences with another intro by Donner, and proceeds to two lengthy documentaries: “666: The Omen Revealed” and “The Omen Legacy,” which goes into detail about the sequels and off shoots, and a healthy photo gallery. There is one deleted scene, which concerns the guardian dog attacking Peck as he arrives at the church with Damien for the kill. This comes with an optional yak track by Donner and Helgeland, in which Donner asserts his reasons for cutting it. There is also a “Screenwriter’s Notebook,” and “An Appreciation: Wes Craven on The Omen.

Personally, I find it puzzling that Craven thinks that The Omen is so good, but Craven, who pops again, of course, on the disc for the unrated version of Alexandre Aja and Gregory Levasseur’s The Hills Have Eyes, suggests that after Last House on the Left, he didn’t want to make a another horror film. It may be that Craven didn’t even see Last House as a horror film, perhaps more of a political commentary. It’s possible that the great tragedy of Craven’s creative life is that he is associated with a genre that he doesn’t care all that much about and is viewed as an expert on. The Omen came out a year after the first The Hills Have Eyes, long before Craven was not much more than a cult director among a few thousand horror geeks, but it seems to me that the first Hills is much superior to the first Omen.

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The new Hills of course is based on Craven’s film, which Craven both wrote and directed. It’s about the 10th ’70s horror remake in the past three years and there are more to come. Bur surprisingly, like most of those remakes, it is better than the original, at least on a technical level.

That’s to be expected on one level, since technological and filmmaking skills have improved in 30 years, and anyway, The Hills Have Eyes was a low budget endeavor to begin with. The first one cost $250 thousand, the new one probably cost 50 times more (though it was shot in Morocco, doing an excellent stand in for New Mexico). But on another level, this version, which is produced by Craven and his company, seems more thought out in its particulars. It plays up the nuclear connection in more detail, and brings more complexity to the characters.hillsrapeAs is well known, The Hills Have Eyes tells of the Carter family, driving across country on vacation. It’s a large extended family. There is the patriarch, former cop Big Bob Carter (Ted Levine), and his wife, Ethel (Kathleen Quinlan). They have three children and two dogs, which are a matched pair of guard dogs. The kids are Lynn (Vinessa Shaw of a memorable scene in Eyes Wide Shut), married to cellular phone shop owner (and liberal democrat) Doug Bukowski (Aaron Stanford), daughter Brenda (Emilie de Ravin, of Lost, and here lost again), and Bobby (Dan Byrd), the youngest, and the one who most takes after Big Bob. The two Bobs get a lot of mileage from teasing Doug for his politics and pacifism. Doug and Lynn have a baby. The new version hews closely to the original. Out in the New Mexico desert, the family finds itself stranded far from help. Dad goes one way, back to the gas station they just stopped at, Doug the other direction, which leads him to the crater of an A-Bomb test, now used as the dumping ground of a family of mutants, who stalk the family, kill the dad, rape one daughter and kill another, and steal the baby. The surviving family members plot their rescue and revenge.

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The new HHE is better shot and better acted than the original. But possibly under the influence of Craven, Aja and Levasseur, who made High Tension, expand some of the ideas found in the original. Here, there is much more tension within the family (just as the characters in Scorsese’s version of Cape Fear are compromised much more than its anodyne source). Doug is downtrodden by the teasing. Brenda is bored. Ethel and Bob are at odds, partially for religious reasons. It is she who insists that they pray before breaking up to hunt for help.

Also, motivation for action is more carefully worked out. In this new one, the gas station operator (Tom Bower), who is also the grandfather of the diseased mutant family, intentionally sends the Carters down the wrong road, because Lynn happened to see the haul of booty that the mutant family has acquired from numerous other now dead families. In contrast, however, there is less motivation for Ruby (Laura Ortiz) who in the original was trying to escape her crazy family. Here it is Brenda who seeks escape, while Ruby is a cipher. The mirroring of the two families, which made Hills 1 so interesting and richly textured despite its drive-in origins, would have been enhanced in Hills 2 if both daughters were brought up to speed thematically.

Back in the 1970s, critics such as Robin Wood pointed out how horror films of the time, such as Hills Have Eyes, Night of the Living Dead, The Omen and others, with their emphasis on sexual repression, cannibalism, and the “terrible house” which serves as a locus for the morbid rituals of grotesque horror, seemed to be symptomatic of the American family as a social institution in crisis, of a collective nightmare from which Americans could not awaken. It was easy to infer that the foundation of society was rattled by social protest, the divisions brought on by the Vietnam war and the civil rights movement, though these films rarely explicitly referred to this social tremors. What Aja and Levasseur have done in this remake is to make explicit what was only implied in the first.”You made us this way “¦ we’re this way because of you,” complains one of the more disabled mutants in the movie. The mutant family lives in the prefab houses used on atomic test sites (the third cinematic use of these setting I can think of, the other two being Mann’s show Crime Story, and the end of Kalifornia). The crater of a bomb test is its auto wrecking yard, where the cars of the families they’ve attacked are deposited. The credit sequence and some dialogue make it clear that the Carter family, standing in for America, has brought this disaster onto itself, that the mutant family is the natural result of reckless imperialism. You couldn’t get an image less subtle than Doug ramming a pole with an American flag on it into the skull of the mutant who just tried to kill him, the flag another reminder of the policies that, in its name, caused the nuclear mutations.

The first film was really just about violence. It ended with a freeze frame of the Doug character in mid blow as he continues to smash in the skull of the mutant who took his baby. He was a normal, civilized American male reduced to the level of an animal by the animals who attacked him. The story and its conclusion were the product, it appears, of Craven, a free thinking hippie type and academic, pondering how he might behave in extreme situations. The new The Hills Have Eyes stretches out the climax with uplifting music and a reunion scene in which the survivors hug in a heartfelt (or grotesque, depending on how you view it) mirroring of Ethel’s group prayer, which at that time everyone resisted participating in. The Hills Have Eyes being ultimately a Craven film, it can’t resist the suggestion in the final image that the family is still being stalked. However, this image can be interpreted as a sign of the general American malevolence that the Carters have to beware of, not an immediate threat, or a hint at a sequel (though there was a sequel to HHE, famous for its over-reliance on “flashback” footage to the first film, as various survivors from the first, including the pet dog, remember the past). I’m not sure how much further a sequel to this one could go in terms of political commentary, but it would be hard to beat purely on the level of suspense.

Aja and Levasseur have complained about certain cuts made in the film to meet MPAA requirements, and made it clear that the DVD edition would be their version. The new Hills is 108 minutes long, compared to the theater’s 107 minute length, and the new material appears to come in the rape of xx and the final gunning down of the surviving bad family leader.

hillsboxThe unrated The Hills Have Eyes (Fox Home Entertainment, 2006, 108 minutes, color, NR, 2.35:1 enhanced, one single sided dual layered disc, Dolby Digital 2.0, Dolby Digital 5.1 in English and Spanish, with English and Spanish subtitles, animated musical menu, keep case, $29.95, released on Tuesday, June 20, 2006; published simultaneously with the R rated version) comes on an excellent disc with a great transfer and sound. There are two audio commentary tracks, the first with director Aja, art director and co-screenwriter Levasseur, and producer Marianne Maddalena, who are all very cozy with each other. The second track is from Craven and producer Peter Locke, who also starred in the first one. They mostly talk about doing the first one, so this would make an excellent voice over accompaniment to the first film. In addition, there is the 50-minute “Surviving the Hills: Making of The Hills Have Eyes, a better than average making of, plus seven “Production Diaries, with a play all option, which shows among other things how certain stunts were accomplished from conception to filming. Finally, there is the music video, “Leave the Broken Hearts,” by the Finalists.

 

 

June 30, 2006

Interview: Amy Sedaris & Paul Dinello

Filed under: Interviews — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:24 am

-By Ken Plume 

strangers-20060630-01.jpgI pity those that have yet to discover the comedic genius of the late, lamented Strangers with Candy. Created by Paul Dinello, Amy Sedaris, and Stephen Colbert, Strangers was a gloriously bent skewering of the afterschool specials that browbeat my entire generation with poorly acted morality plays and treacly lessons learned. The series revolved around the “loser and abuser” Jerri Blank (Amy Sedaris), a middle-aged high school student just trying to make it through life.

Jerri Blank and the twisted world of Flatpoint High makes its big screen debut this week (you can find out when it’s coming to your town by clicking here), and we got a chance to hook up an impromptu phone line to a vacationing Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinello.

Unfortunately, Stephen Colbert was simply far too important to talk to us, instead sending a small fruit basket and a note marked “Please watch the Colbert Report on Comedy Central. Love, Steven”. The fact that his name was misspelled on the card leads me to believe that it was an intern who sent the basket, completely ruining the sentiment and making the pineapple taste oh so bitter.

Still, Amy and Paul were kind enough to give us their time, even if it meant taking away from their restful holiday – which may or may not have been a lie meant to make an interviewer believe they weren’t in fact sitting in a room doing a slew of press interviews.

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KEN PLUME: Hello, can you hear me fine?

PAUL DINELLO: Yeah. Hold on a second, I’m gonna sit closer to Amy’s head.

KP: Sure.

DINELLO: Okay, go ahead.

AMY SEDARIS: Hello?

KP: Hello?

SEDARIS: Sorry if it’s a little choppy.

KP: Not a problem. Can you hear me fine?

SEDARIS: Yes.

DINELLO: We’re on a fishing excursion.

KP: Well that’s good. I hope that the fishing’s good.

DINELLO: Yeah. We’re fishing for mackerel.

KP: Is this the time of year for that?

DINELLO: Probably not, since we haven’t caught anything.

KP: I’m sorry to interrupt such a good fishing trip and what I’m sure is a nice beautiful day.

SEDARIS: Actually, it’s gorgeous here.

KP: I should hurry up and get this out of the way so you can get back to hopefully a productive day.

SEDARIS: Okay.

DINELLO: Okay.

KP: If I were to have one question… and first of all it’s a pleasure speaking with you both finally… what was the biggest difficulty you had in adapting a TV show that was tailor made to parody the conventions of the very much TV-based Afterschool Specials, into a feature film?

DINELLO: Ooooh…

SEDARIS: Seeing Jerri’s ugly face going from a small to a big screen. That’s gonna be kinda scary, tonin’ her down. Um… what was the biggest challenge? What would you say, Paul? The writing structure?

DINELLO: Finding more of a story. You can get away with a lot more in 22 minutes. You need less of an arc, and you need less character development, because you get out so quickly that they don’t know what hit ’em. With a film, you know, you have to pay more attention to story. Not that we did, but supposedly you should pay more attention to story, and the peaks and valleys of (laughing)… you know, of the tone of the movie.

 

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KP: Going back about 2-1/2 years when I spoke with Stephen (Colbert), you were just starting to write the film. He mentioned that it was not a challenge that he was particularly looking forward to, that it would be a difficult thing. Did it prove to be a difficult thing?

SEDARIS: It’s all about having his three kids, too.

DINELLO: Yeah, he says that on everything. He’s a coward.

KP: Yeah, well that explains a lot. That’s why he isn’t doing press today.  

DINELLO: That’s right. He’s afraid.

SEDARIS: It’s family day.

KP: Isn’t every day family day at the Colbert home?

SEDARIS: Yeah. Except on Monday, I think.

KP: That’s just his day.

SEDARIS: Yeah.

KP: Did it prove to be a difficult thing to try and find that structure that would carry through 90 minutes?

DINELLO: I mean it, it wasn’t a difficult script to write. We had, I think, at one point 300 pages. We had plenty of ideas. Most of it’s just fear. I guess the biggest challenge was to stay truthful. You like to stay true to the television show, because there’s a lot of core fans. And we liked what we did on the television. Just stay true to that, and then find something new and cinematic to do.

KP: How soon did the idea of making it a prequel to the series happen?

DINELLO: Well, you know, we really just started from the beginning almost. Like we had scenes where Jerri was being born and all the way through her old age, so we covered her whole life, and then I just sorta chopped out what I thought would work. It occurred to us that Jerri seems better with a sort of shady past, and not getting too much information about it. I mean like what she references… you know, that party she has…

SEDARIS: Like the donkey with Ramon – rather than see the actual donkey scene, sometimes it’s better just to be like, well, what does it mean when she’s like, “I hate Florida. I hate Florida.” What happened in Florida? Sometimes it’s just better to hear about it than see it.

KP: Although I must admit it was quite fun, in an extremely disturbing way, to finally see her in prison.

DINELLO: Oh good! Well, we actually had a whole… well, it still exists, but there was a whole shot with her living in prison, but then…

SEDARIS: Tell him why it’s not in the movie…

DINELLO: No, I mean, the real reason we decided to do a montage with sort of a… a short montage with a nicer introduction than…

KP: You just wanted to increase screen time for your role, is what you’re saying.  

SEDARIS: Ha ha ha!

DINELLO: Right. More Jellineck – less Blank.

KP: I mean it’s really what the entire show came down to after a while, it was just you and Noblet became the predominant characters.

SEDARIS: Yes, they did.

DINELLO: You gotta go with the show’s strengths, and you gotta go with what the people want. People were screaming for more Jellineck and Noblet, and we felt obligated to deliver.

strangers-20060630-04.jpgQS: Speaking of strengths, it’s amazing the kind of epic performance you can wring out of Greg Hollimon…

DINELLO: (laughing) Well, it’s a battle, I’ll say.

KP: Well, anyone watching the behind-the-scenes materials and outtakes on the DVD set will see that it’s not exactly a character that is closest to his normal personality…

SEDARIS: That’s interesting.

DINELLO: And he doesn’t have what we could call a uh…uh…

SEDARIS: Full head of hair.

DINELLO: A full head of hair, or much of a memory for dialogue.

SEDARIS: It’s hard to memorize the dialogue.

DINELLO: And it’s hard to write… but you’re right, it is.

KP: And yet you gave him no roller skating scenes.

SEDARIS: I know!

DINELLO: I know.. in hindsight…

KP: Which clearly was the one thing that he shone most brightly at during the series.

SEDARIS: I know…

DINELLO: Well he does get a little dance time over the credits, and he certainly shines there.

KP: He shines in ways that a viewer probably wishes he wouldn’t have shone.  

DINELLO: (laughing)

SEDARIS: (laughing)

KP: Amy, Jerri is such a big character to begin with on the small screen. Was there a line you had to find in regards to how big you would be in a feature version of that character?

SEDARIS: I’m a lot broader even than what you saw, and a lot of the time Paul was sort of pulling me back. You know, I forget sometimes that it’s a big screen. I just want to do the character and I forget sometimes, like, the smallest thing on screen is huge. So I was constantly reminded of that. And I think with the heat conditions it naturally slowed Jerri down a little bit. I had a lot working against me when I was doing the film, so I kinda liked the performance out of Jerri. I feel like I didn’t get a chance, in a way.

KP: I guess this would be a question for Paul – what was the most egregious breach of Amy acting within the film that you had to tone down?

SEDARIS: (laughing)

DINELLO: Well, um….

KP: See, I’m putting you on the spot now!

DINELLO: That’s alright. The um… you know, I… it’s not so far over the top. Sometimes it’s a little… well, the scene with Brason in the bedroom was… um, there was some stuff there that couldn’t be used, for various reasons.

SEDARIS: Oh really?

KP: And what were those reasons?

SEDARIS: Yeah, what were those reasons?

DINELLO: Some didn’t fit totally, and others I was just offended.

SEDARIS: Oh.

KP: There was actually stuff that went so far as to offend you (laughing)?  

DINELLO: No, I’m just kidding. It’s just, tonally, it didn’t seem to fit.

 

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KP: When you talk about this bulk of deleted footage, how much would you say was deleted?

DINELLO: There’s probably an hour of stuff I edited that’s not in the movie.

KP: Which I’m assuming will eventually make it onto the DVD release…

DINELLO: If I have anything to do with it, it will.

SEDARIS: Will the falling down the stairs be on there?

DINELLO: Yeah.

SEDARIS: Thank you.

KP: The falling down stairs?

SEDARIS: Yeah I did a bit where I threw myself down a flight of stairs, and it was really fun to do, and it got cut out of the film because you could see me trip myself up for the fall. So they cut it.

DINELLO: But it sure was funny…

KP: But isn’t that half the fun? Half the fun of the Strangers with Candy world is to see that kind of thing.

SEDARIS: Yeah, just whatever in the moment, just do it.

KP: So really, it seems like the bulk of the stuff that Paul cut was the stuff that you had fun with.

SEDARIS: Yeah. Thank you very much. I agree.

DINELLO: Well, you’ll direct the next version.

SEDARIS: (laughing)

KP: Speaking of the next step, is there anything else planned? You worked together writing Wigfield a few years back.

DINELLO: We usually try to find projects. One of us will come up with something as an excuse for the three of us to work together, so I’m sure that will happen again.

KP: Are we eventually going to see an Exit 57 DVD set?

SEDARIS: Hope not!

DINELLO: I don’t know who that would please.

KP: Well, you know, there’s one floating around on the internet right now.  

SEDARIS: Yeah. I heard about it. I should buy a copy.

KP: Well, actually, it’s freely downloaded from multiple places.

SEDARIS: Oooh.

KP: Which has, I guess, unaired material that would have been in the third season.

SEDARIS: Really…

DINELLO: Really?

KP: There’s like 40 minutes of unaired sketches on it.

SEDARIS: Wow…

 

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KP: Amy, I’ve wondered for years – what does one have to do to buy one of your baked goods?

SEDARIS: Go to Joe Coffee on Waverly and Washington, and hopefully I’ve delivered them that day. I also sell my cheese balls at Gourmet Garage, and I have a new item coming out in the fall, which is pecan logs.

KP: Are you selling any of these over the internet?

SEDARIS: No, I don’t – it’s all direct sales. I don’t deliver. Anything that involves going to the post office, I don’t want anything to do with it.

KP: So I just have to send our readers down to go pick them up in person.  

SEDARIS: Yes. To the Gourmet Garage or to Joe Coffee. And you can get a cupcake or a cheese ball.

PUBLICIST: I think that’s all the time we have.

KP: See, I went too far.

SEDARIS: You went too far. He’s mad. He’s asking about pecan logs, man. Where do you live?

KP: I’m in North Carolina.

SEDARIS: Where?

KP: I’m on the east coast just north of Wilmington.

SEDARIS: You know I’m from Raleigh.

KP: And you lost your accent.

SEDARIS: Yeah, I only get it back when it’s late and I’m talking to my little brother, who has a severe Southern accent. But how’s the weather there? Is it still raining?

KP: Actually it stopped raining yesterday, after Alberto passed through.

SEDARIS: Oh wow.

KP: So now, hopefully we don’t get anything more because it’s pretty saturated here.

SEDARIS: Oh…

KP: Hopefully you’ll come down to visit. Maybe you guys could actually do a live tour at some point.

SEDARIS: That would be fun. I’ll be there in August. I’m gonna be in North Carolina in August.

KP: Just visiting, or coming down for business?

SEDARIS: Seeing my family.

KP: Well, I hope you enjoy it. Hopefully the hurricane season will spare us this year.

SEDARIS: Yeah, hopefully, that’s right. Well, thank you so much.

KP: It was a real pleasure speaking with you both, and I hope you get that bootleg DVD set before it makes any money.

SEDARIS: Yeah (laughing), me too.

KP: I’ll talk to you soon. Thank you much.

SEDARIS: Bye!

DINELLO: Bye!

Check out some YouTube clips from the flick here:

– “My Name Is Jerry Blank”
– “Go Science Team”
– “This Is Nice… Family”
– “First Day of School”
– “It’s Over”

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Melonpool Quickcast #2: Fourth of July Spectacular

Filed under: Melonpool Quickcast — admin @ 5:00 am
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-By Steve Troop

Based on Steve Troop’s classic webcomic of the same name, the Melonpool Quickcast features puppet versions of Troop’s alien cast, who are desperately trying to make heads or tails out of Earth culture.

In this installment, Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe Ralph Zinobop promises the world (and denies any connection to local prostitutes)…

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Melonpool Quickcast #2: Fourth of July Spectacular:

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Weekend Shopping Guide 6/30/06: It’s Clobberin’ Time

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:28 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

It’s amazing when the myth of a man overtakes the reality, and it’s unfortunate that the myths held about comic book artist/writer John Byrne so often skew negative – because the reality is far from the grotesque image of an egocentric madman continually perpetuated across the ‘net. In truth, Byrne is one of the most influential artists still working today, whose work has shaped not just one, but three generations of artists and fans (yes, he really has been around that long now). He’s also incredibly articulate and, yes, opinionated about comics as an artform, and comic books as an industry (he also tends to be correct in his assessments). Those views, and his reflections on his career, can be found in the massive interview that accompanies dozens of sketches, pages, and other miscellaneous art spanning Byrne’s 30+ year career that’s collected in the latest volume of Twomorrows’ always must-buy Modern Masters series (Twomorrows, $14.95 SRP). I can’t wait to see their upcoming volumes on Walt Simonson and Mike Wieringo.

Ya gotta love it when a TV series kicks its DVD release schedule into overdrive, as the often long, lingering wait becomes a rapid-fire completion of a show’s run. Case in point is Roseanne, which mere months after its last release is already streeting the sitcom’s fourth season (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). A wedding in Vegas, reduced breasts, an alien abduction, birth control, and bowling are just a few of the highlights, including one of the show’s most memorable Halloween outings (Dan & Roseanne’s infamous trick on the neighbors). Bonus features include video commentaries with Roseanne on select episodes, an interview with the domestic goddess, and an interview with Alicia Goranson (Becky) and Michael Fishman (DJ).

To most, Terry Jones is best known as 1/6 of the Monty Python troupe. To some, though, he’s also earned a reputation as a self-trained historian and presenter of some of the most engaging historical documentaries to come down the pike. In fact, his documentary on the Crusades is a must-see for anyone who wants an accurate portrait of that centuries-long series of conflicts, from not just a religious, but also social perspective. The thing that makes Jones’ documentary work so wonderful is his ability to not only look at history in a new way, but present it as an entertaining tale involving flesh & blood people no different than you or I. His latest project focuses on the millennia of misinformation about the peoples we’ve come to lump together as Barbarians – the savages that destroyed the once mighty Roman empire, center of learning, culture, and history’s societal touchstone. But, of course, that’s all bollocks propaganda, as you’ll discover in both the documentary series and its accompanying book (written with Alan Ereira), Terry Jones’ Barbarians (BBC Books, $29.95 SRP).

I doubted that Monk would recover from its previous season’s shake-ups, but the ship finally began to right itself in season four (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). It still wasn’t up to the genius of its first season, but I could watch Tony Shalhoub read the phone book backwards, and his OCD detective is still a classic television creation. The 4-disc set features all 16 episodes, plus featurettes on the writing process and how to be a writer for the show.

As the title so blatantly sets out, 10 Days That Unexpectedly Changed America (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP) collects together a batch of acclaimed directors to detail the 10 often-overlooked events that proved to be pivotal, from something as small as a local rebellion to a few bullets that assassinated a President at a World’s Fair. It’s a fascinating look at the waves of historical causality. The set also contains a behind-the-scenes featurette.

In 1966, Jackie Gleason decided to being back The Honeymooners – but this time, it was in color. Art Carney returned as Ed Norton, but both Alice and Trixie were recast, there were musical numbers, and the vibe wasn’t quite the same (as you might well imagine). You can get a 9-episode sample via The Color Honeymooners: Collection 1 (MPI, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP).

While I found his book on the art of the storyboard to be interesting, my heart really belongs to Don Bluth‘s latest book, The Art of Animation Drawing (DH Press, $14.95 SRP). Maybe it’s because I’m a sucker for the artistry behind hand-drawn animation, or just that The Secret of Nimh still holds a place in said heart. Either way, Bluth’s book is informative, easy-to-understand, and engaging enough to be a useful tool for anyone wishing to dive in and try their hand.

Yellowbeard (MGM/UA, Rated PG, DVD-$14.94 SRP) is one of those glorious comedic clusterf***s that collapse under a their sheer directionless weight and a desire to throw in everything, plus the kitchen sink (see 1941). A slapstick high seas pirate adventure, it’s largely a Cheech & Chong vehicle – with John Cleese, Eric Idle, Marty Feldman, Graham Chapman, Peter Boyle, and Peter Cook thrown in for good measure. In fact, this was the flick that killed Feldman, as he died during production. So did the film.

As much as my rational mind tells me to look away from the cultural trainwreck on display, any time I’ve run across an episode of Fear Factor, I simply can not look away from the sad state of societal decay I see before me. It’s ludicrous, often disgusting, and entirely mesmerizing. The 2-disc complete first season set (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) features all 9 episodes, hosted with welcome condescension by Joe Rogan.

Speaking of Civilisation (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP), Sir Kenneth Clark’s globe-trotting epic documentary series – first broadcast in 1969 by the BBC – has also made its way to DVD. With the notion of charting the “history of ideas as illustrated by art and music,” is journey from the fall of the Roman Empire to the (then) present day, examining Europe’s greatest landmarks and charting the development of Western European culture. The 4-disc set also features an interview with Sir David Attenborough about the series, a photo gallery, and a companion booklet.

Finally figure out all those Mr. French jokes your smug pop culture-savvy friends continue to hurl at you with the complete first season of Family Affair (MPI, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), which starred Sebastian Cabot as the English manservant of bachelor architect Bill Davis (Brian Keith), whose loner life is unexpectedly saddled with the three children of his brother and sister-in-law when they die in a plane accident. Soon Davis and French take to the brood, and a family is born. An you can get all those Mr. French references. The 5-disc set features all 30 episodes plus an interview with Kathy Garver.

Peter Falk’s shuffling, rumpled detective returns in the fifth season of Columbo (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), featuring all 6 telemovies plus a bonus episode of Mrs. Columbo (“Caviar With Everything”).

The Cult of the Suicide Bomber (Disinformation, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) is a riveting documentary examining the origins and evolution of the suicide bomber, hosted by former CIA agent Robert Baer (whose book See No Evil was the basis for Syriana). Reaching back to the very first modern suicide bomber, a 13-year-old martyred in the Iran-Iraq war, it’s a story that we live with daily in today’s Middle East.

Patricia Routledge’s suburban PI is back in the third & fourth series of Hetty Wainthropp Investigates (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP each). Think of it as a witty, Brit Murder She Wrote and you won’t be far off.

Dogged by showrunner changes and a mid-stream shift in tone and focus, Commander In Chief (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP) – focusing on the administration of President Mackenzie Allen (Geena Davis) – just never captured the audience that it had with a relatively strong debut last season. This 2-disc set collects the first 10 episodes but not a bonus feature in sight.

I don’t know what it is, but sometimes you can’t help but laugh hysterically at a clearly over-the-top gorefests that have, for some reason, passed into cult status. A trio of those laughably bloody baddies have just hit DVD – Blood Bath, Shockheaded, Funny Man (Subversive Cinema/Heretic, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP each), which even stars the god of working Brit actors, Christopher Lee. All three flicks feature audio commentaries and behind-the-scenes materials.

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

Scrubs Blog: Week 29 ““ Summer Talk

Filed under: Production Blogs,Quickcast Commentaries,Scrubs Blog — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:34 am

 

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It may be summer hiatus, but we roll out the first in a series of exclusive episode commentaries to hold you over the long wait for Season 6″¦

BLOG-COMMENTARY #5: Episode 5×03 – “My Day At The Races” –
First AD Franklyn Gottbetter and the art department’s John Hill & Tony Jimenez drop an audio commentary for episode 5×03 – just for you. Yeah, you know who “you” is. All you have to do is download the mp3 file below, cue up the episode on your TIVO, VHS, DVD, or computer, then hit play on the commentary (or you can download the free Sharecrow DVD player, which allows you to sync up commentaries on your computer). Hope you dig it”¦

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Game On! 6-30-2006

Filed under: Game On! — admin @ 1:41 am

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Hello again, friends and welcome to another week of games and reviews here at Game On! This week, we’ve got quite a few titles to look at, including a good number of handheld titles as well as some slightly sporty games. This week, we cover the gamut of consoles, so let’s not waste anymore time on stupid introductions, shall we?

ON THE REBOUND

gameon-20060630-01.jpgStarting off our handheld reviews also starts off our sports games reviews as well this week with NBA BALLERS: REBOUND on the PSP. The franchise’s penchant for 1 on 1 games and lavish cribs and bling is back and portable, and it’s just as good as it’s console counterparts.

The main game is essentially a handheld version of the first game in the series, released two years ago. Same story mode structure, same “create-a-baller” rags to riches plotline, but some of the matches are a bit different, and many of the opponents have changed as well, to update for the newest NBA rosters. To make things easier and more “play and go” for the handheld fan, the matches seem to pass by quicker, and there’s a save and quit function after each match if you choose to do so.

The same solid gameplay remains from the console version: select or create your baler, use a variety of dukes and “act a fool” flashy moves to punk your opponent and drive the rock to the bucket. As you can see, it’ll have you speaking the lingo in no time (as I really don’t know much about sports as it is, let alone basketball). The core gameplay for the title is just as fresh here in the portable form, and everything looks, sounds and feels just as good as it’s big brother, though the character models aren’t quite as detailed, there’s still plenty of moves and features available.

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There are actually a few additions to the PSP version as well. For multiplayer fans, there’re a bunch of brand new wireless game types including Dunkfest (where you can score ONLY by dunking), Great Balls of Fire (where each player is always “on fire”, maxing out the potential for match-long blasts of power) and King of Thieves where the player to make the most steals is declared the winner. While most of these extra VS modes are purely to max out the special abilities, some like the Dunkfest and King of Thieves are fun since they require specific goals before scoring.While it may not win any awards for realism, it’s certainly a fun flashy game for the arcade set. If you enjoyed the game enough on console, you’ll be able to bring that experience with you wherever you go now. And that’s not a bad thing at all.

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CAR-TOON

gameon_6-30-06_cars.jpgOnce again, our game systems are “graced” with another film to game tie-in, this time the Disney/Pixar flick CARS makes it’s way to PS2, Xbox, Gamecube, GBA, DS and PSP, covering all the markets in that time-old tradition of a media blitz. Thankfully, these versions are actually enjoyable to play, and in a rare instance, one of the handheld versions is MORE fun than the home game.

For the consoles, this version of CARS has you playing as Lightning McQueen as you cruise around the free-roaming world of Radiator Springs, looking for races and collecting items such as lost postcards and bonus point icons. The gameplay is fairly basic, but the races are the real meat of the story as you progress and win awards to unlock deleted game sequences and clips from the film. Normal fluff for the tie-in licensed game. However, as I said, the game is free-roaming, so you can race around town, tackling the races and tasks in any order, with more unlocked as you progress well in races.

While the control and style of gameplay is “geared” towards the smaller gamers, there’s still a good bit of skill involved in the races, and as the title was developed by Rainbow Studios (who also brought us the first two ATV OFF ROAD FURY games, as well as the MX VS ATV series) the controls hand very well. As you progress, you unlock more racers and tracks for the multiplayer aspect of the title, as well as new moves, such as a boost and powerslide abilities. Also, for some reason, the cars can jump, so that helps with some of the harder to reach icons strewn around town. It’s all evened out with mini games galore, such as Tractor Tipping, on e of the funnier parts of the flick.

As solid as the console version is, the action is broken up by the sandbox environment. With the PSP version, it’s just straight to business, and that format actually works best for this title, especially on the handheld platform. Here, you compete in a series of races, unlocking each in multiplayer as you go. After a set series of goals, you’ll have a “Boss Battle” race where you go up against one of the films main baddies. Defeat him in a race, and he’s unlockable as a playable character.

What makes this title shine more than its console brethren is the simplicity of the controls and gameplay. While there are a few of the mini games and fetch quests included, the race controls seem a bit more responsive here. For example, the drifting while using the handbrake makes for cleaner turns on the handheld version than on the home title. Also, the jump feature is a bit more intuitive, utilizing a simple button press for clearing gaps in the tracks, rather than and “down, up” motion on the analog stick for the console version, usually used only to reach items high up.

All in all, though, both titles are enjoyable, with plenty of treats for fans of the flick to unlock as they progress. The majority of the voice cast returns for the games to play their characters, and everything seems in tune with the movie, so those familiar and unfamiliar will still have something to watch as they play. As tie-ins go, it’s definitely one of the better ones, with simple easy to follow gameplay, and a good load of fun doing it.

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MOTO-VATIONAL

gameon_6-30-06_motogp.jpgWe go from one driving and racing title to the next with our quick look at MOTO GP 06 for Xbox 360. Once again THQ brings all the realism and power of the MOTO GP circuit season to the Microsoft console, and this time, in high definition, it’s better than ever.

For this new title, the first time the series makes it to the next gen, they have culled together both the 2005 and 2006 seasons of the circuits, so both the tracks and racers that were around at that time will be reflected in those seasons. The game’s hallmark of photo realistic graphics and authentic sound return, as well as the series’ tradition of hyper sensitive steering and braking controls (one trigger being the rear brake and the other the front). This gives the game it’s most impressive realism, and also shows me just how much I could NEVER actually race on a bike if I tried it in reality.

For those unfamiliar with MOTO GP’s learning curve, let me assure you that this is no arcade racer. Thankfully, this time around the developers have included a series of challenges for each track, short goals in tutorial form that allow the player to become acclimated with the tracks, as well as turning and racing control. Completion of these challenges add stat points to your racers attributes.

When you complete a set of race events, you can also unlock the brand new Extreme Mode, with newly designed tracks and bikes, specially made for longer, more challenging races. There’s also the robust online game, with up to 16 racers at a time in a variety of gameplay modes.

There’s no denying the game’s attention to detail and realism. However, that comes at a price (for me anyway). Once again, I have a hard time enjoying the game too much as I continually bail or just wind up in the dirt, scoring a penalty against my race time since the controls are just SO true-to-life. Still, once you actually DO get to complete a race (and well) it’s truly a satisfying feeling. It just takes TONS of trial and error (well, for me at least”¦).

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EFFECT-IVE

gameon_6-30-06_moviesstunts.jpgWow, I sure like to hyphenate in this column, don’t I? Well, our next review is for the much-awaited expansion to last year fantastic THE MOVIES. Now you can create more blockbuster-type features in the game with THE MOVIES: STUNTS AND EFFECTS expansion pack, available now.

Obviously, the main additions with this expansion pack come in the form of what new visual treats you can add to your flicks. Starting in the game in the 60s, you’ll be able to train stuntmen to perform stunts in the films, as well as helping you main cast of actors perform their own stunts. As this tends to wear down their condition, you’ll also be able to create not just training facilities, but a hospital in case they get injured.

In order to get stunts in the films, new stunt scripts can be generated, or made scene by scene in the advanced script creator as in the original game. Casting your stuntman (or woman) as a double with a strong likeness to your main actor is key, and helps in keeping your reviews up. Most stunts start out kind of small (such as slipping on a banana peel) but work up towards dives out of high-rise buildings and such.

The effects also add a great deal to your films, adding green screen, blue screen, explosions, and more to your movies. There’s also a free-cam mode, where you can adjust the position of the camera in more detail in any given shot, or even give starting and ending positions for a wide pan. There’s also a slew of new options of ryour actors, such as new backdrops for sets, new sets, costumes and more editing options, such as a way to add age or weight to an actor for any given film, and customizing (and copying) set dressings and costume edits in a more user-friendly manor.

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While the game certainly allows players to flex more of their movie-making muscles, it still doesn’t dull down the extreme micro-management needed for the game. While it doesn’t necessarily ADD too much either, the addition of the need to care for a whole new class of performer certainly hampers it a bit. Still, I think it’s a small price to pay for quality filmmaking. One of my favorite PC titles from last year has just gotten better, and I’m addicted all over again.

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QUICKSHOT OF THE WEEK

gameon_6-30-06_mgsdgn.jpgThis week’s quickshot isn’t much of game at all, but rather an interactive PSP title, geared towards the die-hard METAL GEAR fans out there. METAL GEAR SOLID: DIGITAL GRAPHIC NOVEL takes the pages of the Ashley Wood painted IDW published comics and adds sound effect, animation and minimal voice effects to create a simulated comic experience, similar to THE SILENT HILL EXPERIENCE released this past April. The main difference here, however, is that while reading the comic, you can focus in on certain parts of the panels and search for “Memory Elements” and collect them in order to unlock more of the backstory of the series in a mode called “Memory Building Simulation”. As the story of the Shadow Moses incident from the first game unfolds, you’ll be treated to flashbacks after unlocking certain details, and you’ll be able to piece together clues to gain the whole story. While it sounds a bit more complicated than it really is, it’s a cool little addition for MGS fans to tinker with while waiting for the next chapter(s) to be released. My only complaint with the title is that many of the clues are hard to focus on and collect with the weird little PSP analog nub. Still, most who play this will only be die-hard MGS fans as it is, so they’ll naturally have the patience built up anyway. For everyone else interested, you can also just watch the comic in a non-interactive form if you choose.

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GAMING NEWS

New to “Game On!” is a section I hope to continue fairly regularly, news about upcoming (or recently released) titles, updates and such for all your favorite games and systems. This week, our first News section has but one story, but if you play multiplayer on Xbox 360, it’s a good one. The newest CALL OF DUTY 2 maps have been released, and are available now for download for a whopping 800 Microsoft points as the COD2 Invasion Map Pack. These maps include Antonville, France (Crossroads), St. Louet, France (Newvillers), Amaye sur Seulles, France (Normandy), Alam Halfa, Egypt (Decoytown) and Rostov, Russia (Harbor). Check out the new Russian map below:

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That’s all for this week, gamers. Til next time”¦

Comics in Context #135: The Passive Aggressive Phoenix Saga

Filed under: Comics in Context — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:16 am

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cic-20060623-011.jpgLast week I began my critique of the movie X-Men: The Last Stand, which is large part an adaptation of Chris Claremont and John Byrne’s “Dark Phoenix Saga.”  I’ve also been comparing and contrasting the movie with Claremont’s own novelization of the film for Del Rey.  And now I come to Jean Grey’s first appearance as Phoenix in the film.

In the film Scott encounters Jean alive at Alkali Lake, the site of her seeming demise in the previous movie, X2. The filmmakers have Jean remove Scott’s protective glasses, holding back the optic beams, as Claremont and Byrne did in the mesa scene in the comics.  Scott and Jean kiss.  In the novel Claremont presents this as a love scene, a “perfect moment” albeit with an undercurrent of danger.  In the movie the sequence seems ominous rather than ecstatic.

Then, in the movie, something happens to Scott offscreen.  Wolverine later finds Scott’s glasses at Alkali Lake, but Scott is nowhere to be seen.  When Jean thinks back to what happened, she is deeply disturbed, but the flashes of memory that we are shown still do not reveal Scott’s fate.  But Claremont’s narrator explicitly states in the novel that Scott is dead.

The implication in the movie, made somewhat clearer in the book, is that Jean/Phoenix’s sexual passion for Scott literally consumed him.  Consider how the filmmakers have transformed Claremont and Byrne’s mesa scene.  In the comics, it was a touching love scene; in the comics it becomes a scene from a horror film.  How many horror films have there been in which the young lovers get killed as soon as they have sex, as if they were being punished?  In the comics version, sex is good; in the movie version, sex is bad. 

Why kill off Cyclops? An article by Kate Aurthur in the March 14, 2006 New York Times, “As the Plot Thickens, No One Is Safe,” about the deaths  in television series such as 24 demonstrates that the current trend of killing off regular characters isn’t limited to comics with “Crisis” in their title.  Surely the filmmakers would justify Cyclops’ death to show just how dangerous Phoenix is.

On the other hand, for months it has been rumored that Fox decreed Cyclops’s demise in order to punish actor James Marsden, who played him, for going to work on Bryan Singer’s Superman Returns movie.  Corporate vengeance isn’t a satisfactory explanation for artistic decisions.

To my mind, the death of Cyclops comes off as a confession of the filmmakers’ creative failures with the character in all three of the X-Men movies. The directors, screenwriters and actor are surely all to blame.

However popular Wolverine may be with filmgoers and comics readers, Scott and Jean should be the lead characters in any X-Men movies in which they appear. 

The movies have not presented Cyclops as a strong leader, nor have they captured the tragic aspect of his inability to control his power.  Not only does Cyclops’s problem resemble Rogue’s inability to touch other people, but it even parallels Wolverine’s struggle against his berserker tendencies.  All of them are trying to cope with the monster within them: their own counterparts to Dark Phoenix.

Certainly the movies have failed to dramatize the love between Scott and Jean.  Anyone who knows these characters only from the movies must wonder why Jean stayed with Scott and resisted the overtures from Wolverine.

So here the filmmakers have an opportunity to present a real love scene between Scott and Jean, evoking the celebrated mesa scene from the comics, and they failed again.  Whereas in the book Claremont turns the Alkali Lake reunion into a last hurrah for their romance, in the movie it is only a creepy set-up for an offscreen killing.

And just why is it offscreen?  Is it because if they show Jean destroying Scott onscreen it will be less shocking when she destroys Xavier onscreen later?  Or did the filmmakers want to save on their special effects budget?  I have begun to wonder whether many of Last Stand‘s failings in dramatizing the “Dark Phoenix Saga”  result from simple unwillingness to spend the money.  When Scott arrived at Alkali Lake, I was excited to see the waters churning.  But then we did not get to see Jean rise out of the waters, as she so memorably did in her debut as Phoenix in X-Men #100.  And how come we never get to see the movie Jean surrounded by Phoenix’s symbol, the bird composed of cosmic flame, not even once?  One might have thought the filmmakers would have done it for marketing reasons, if nothing else: think of what that fiery bird would have looked like in a poster or the trailer.

Actress Halle Berry openly complained about how little she had to do in the first two X-Men movies.  Removing Cyclops, and later Professor X, from the Last Stand plot early on enables Storm and Wolverine to move into the roles of team leaders.  In comics or film, “The Dark Phoenix Saga” runs the risk of being interpreted as arguing that women can’t control their own passions or powers.  Hence, it’s fortunate that Storm, a powerful woman, does successfully assert herself as a leader in Last Stand.  Claremont’s X-Men in the 1970s and 1980s were pioneering feminist works in mainstream comics;  he’s certainly no misogynist.

As for Wolverine, I’ve seen some comments from viewers who think that he isn’t aggressive enough in Last Stand.  I don’t have a problem with that.  In the comics, especially in the original 1982 Wolverine limited series, Claremont developed the character into someone who could with effort master his inner demons.   Watching the movie, I thought the side of Wolverine’s personality that can be wise, and even fatherly towards younger X-Men like Kitty, came across, and that this was appropriate for the third film in the trilogy.

I appreciate Claremont’s invocation of the classic science fiction film Forbidden Planet (exactly a half century old this year) with its “monster from the id” as a parallel to his own “Dark Phoenix Saga” later in  Chapter Four (p. 97).

In both the movie and book Xavier explains to Wolverine and Storm that when Jean was a child he created “psychic barriers”: to prevent her from utilizing her full powers until she could cope with them.  (In the comics Xavier did the same thing to prevent Jean from using the telepathy that had traumatized her as a child.  Eventually he removed those barriers.  The movie Jean is apparently around thirty, and Xavier had not released the barriers, though they were already beginning to collapse in X2.  Would she ever have been ready to master her full powers?) 

As a result of the psychic barriers, Xavier explains, Jean developed a repressed alternate personality, the Phoenix, which he describes as “A purely instinctual creature, all desire, and joy. . .and rage” (p. 98).

 

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In the movie and novel there is no “Phoenix force” either as an external source of cosmic energy or as a sentient entity.  That’s fine with me.  Even in the comics, Phoenix really is a metaphor for Jean’s ultimate potential, and Dark Phoenix is a metaphor for the dark side of her psyche. 

Dark Phoenix is Jean’s alternate personality, as Mr. Hyde was Dr. Jekyll’s, and the Hulk is Bruce Banner’s.

I was pleased that in the movie Xavier did not simply define Phoenix as evil, but adopted Claremont’s more complex description.  But why then does the movie never show us the “joy” in Phoenix?  Over at John Byrne’s online forum (www.byrnerobotrics.com), former Marvel editor Glenn Greenberg observed that “We get no sense of how she feels about her newfound strength and power, the joy she must be feeling. She never REVELS in it, as she did in the comic stories.” 

Back in 1987 several Marvel staffers, freelancers and I went to see the dreadful movie Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.  We were all aghast,  pointing out mistake after mistake. (Superman just carried Mariel Hemingway’s character into outer space!  Shouldn’t she asphyxiate?  Or freeze to death? Or explode in the vacuum?  Why is she still alive?)  I realized back then that any of us were capable of finding the flaws in the script more effectively than the filmmakers, who made a lot more money than we did.  This is still true about superhero movies.  What if Glenn had been able to comment on the screenplay before it was filmed? (Or John? Or Chris?)

Wolverine is outraged at Xavier’s revelation of having manipulated Jean’s mind. (It’s as if Xavier played Mastermind’s role in this version of “The Dark Phoenix Saga.”) Knowing from personal experience whereof he speaks, Wolverine thunders that “sometimes when you ‘cage the beast,’ the beast gets angry” (p. 99).  Here’s a question that the movie never resolves.  Did Xavier’s well-intentioned effort to suppress Jean’s full powers actually turn her into Dark Phoenix?  Considering the havoc that Jean wreaks as Phoenix in the movie, Wolverine eventually decides Xavier was right, and so did I.

It’s clever that the screenwriters have Dr. Rao derive the “cure” for mutation from Leech, a mutant boy from the comics whose power is that he negates the powers of other mutants in his proximity.  Some fan comments I’ve read about Last Stand disparage such references to the comics continuity, but I like bits like Leech’s role in the film.  Even though most moviegoers will have never heard of Leech before, the movie uses him well and imaginatively.  Elements taken from the comics aren’t “trivia” if they are given purpose in the film. The scene in which the Beast’s hand reverts to furless human form as he reaches towards Leech is a nice touch, as is the Beast’s reaction, considering the possibility of becoming “normal” himself.

The government “weaponizes” the “cure” in order to use it against criminal mutants.  Dr. Rao’s presence in the movie makes it clear that the screenwriters derived the “cure” concept from Joss Whedon and John Cassaday’s Astonishing X-Men comics series.  But the “weaponized” cure reminds me of Forge’s neutralizer device from Claremont’s X-Men comics, which the federal government used as a weapon.  Government agent Henry peter Gyrich tried to use it on Rogue but fired it at Storm instead, depriving her of her mutant powers, seemingly permanently. (See Uncanny X-Men #185, from 1984.  Eventually, with Forge’s aid, she regained them.)  Were Last Stand‘s screenwriters aware of this storyline?  

The imprisoned Mystique’s use of her shapeshifting powers to impersonate the President and an innocent child makes for a visually striking and inventive scene, but it makes no sense.  She’s behind bars in a prison truck.  Of course the guard knows the “resident” and the “little girl” are really her!

I was impressed by Magneto’s turning his powers against the convoy of prison vehicles.  In the comics Magneto is capable of conjuring an electromagnetic pulse that affects the entire Earth.  The movie Magneto isn’t that powerful, but it’s about time that the films showed him performing such major feats.  Later on he effortlessly shunts automobiles out of his way, and what he does to the Golden Gate Bridge is truly spectacular.

It doesn’t bother me that the movie uses Jamie Madrox, the Multiple Man, as a villain:  the special effects used to multiply him into numerous figures create just the sense of wonder that special effects should.  It’s a clever stunt to have him multiply himself to impersonate Magneto’s entire mutant army, later on.

As for the Juggernaut, the movie proves that a real life strongman can’t possibly match one’s expectations for the massive, tank-like figure designed by Jack Kirby in the comics.  Despite occasional blunders by comics writers, the comic book Juggernaut is not a mutant: he derived his powers from magic.  In the comics he’s also Charles Xavier’s stepbrother.  The movie doesn’t mention Juggernaut’s mystical origin, and implies he’s another mutant.  That’s all right with me.  The movie gets something more important right:  the dialogue asserts that once he gets some momentum going, the Juggernaut is unstoppable.  That’s exactly right, despite the fact that comics writers lately seem to think of him as no more than a strongman.

The movie also doesn’t establish that its Juggernaut is related to Xavier.  And I was taken aback on hearing the movie Juggernaut’s British accent.  But in retrospect, I like it.  Xavier is played by a Brit, Patrick Stewart, and so is the Juggernaut.  Could this be the filmmakers’ way of hinting at a connection between them, even if it’s unstated?  (On the other hand, if the moviemakers cared about such things, why didn’t they have Colossus speak with his Russian accent from the comics?)

cic-20060630-02a.jpgIn her recent appearance on Late Show with David Letterman, actress Rebecca Romijn vehemently denied the conventional wisdom that she wears only blue body paint as Mystique; she contended that she also wears a lot of prosthetics, and compared her Mystique “costume” to a bikini.  (I still do mental double takes at the fact that Letterman now talks about X-Men characters on network TV.)  Well, in the Last Stand, Mystique is the first mutant to be injected with the “cure,” and the blue body paint and prosthetics disappear.

I have tried to maintain a dignified approach to sexual matters in “Comics in Context,” but I have noticed of late that certain women who write prominent comics blogs (namely you, Heidi and Colleen), have no qualms about openly lusting over certain male movie actors.  So I am adjusting my policy somewhat. I am happy to declare that Ms. Romijn’s appearance sans blue paint or anything else in Last Stand is one of the movie’s high points.

Jean/Phoenix regains consciousness at Xavier’s mansion and starts coming on to Wolverine, a. k. a. Logan.  In the book Claremont tells us that “Before this moment, Logan had never known the true meaning and nature of love. . .what he found here. . .was intimacy” (pgs. 128-129).  How about that? Logan must have discovered sex long ago, but here’s a scene in which he psychologically and emotionally loses his virginity.

It was established long ago in the comics that Wolverine was attracted to Jean, but his crush on her soon gave way to his deep love for Mariko Yashida (in Claremont and Byrne’s Uncanny X-Men #118-119 in 1979).  The idea that Jean reciprocated Wolverine’s feelings is a relatively recent development.  Strangely, in later years Claremont has lately been contributing to this notion, as he does in this novel.  In doing so, he undercuts the love between Scott and Jean, which he wrote so well, especially in the original “Dark Phoenix Saga.”

For example, in the novel he tells us that “she’d made her commitment to Scott, much as either of them” – Jean and Logan – “might wish differently” (p. 128).  That doesn’t read like a heartfelt commitment, does it?  It suggests that Jean really wants Wolverine, and the only thing that stops her is that she doesn’t want to break her word to Scott.

Later on, the novel states that “Scott was love, Logan was passion” (p. 228).  And just what do you think that Scott’s powerful, unstoppable, uncontrollable optic beams symbolize, if not his inner passion?

Still later, Jean fantasizes about wearing a minidress or leather. “Scott, she knew, would have loved the mini. And been tempted by the leather. Logan, she knew, cared nothing for the trappings.  He loved her” (p. 233). Now this is too much.  This is saying that Scott’s love for Jean is merely superficial, maybe just a matter of physical attraction, and that it is Logan who truly loves her. 

The Scott-Jean-Logan triangle has a precedent in Marvel history.  Remember the Reed Richards-Sue Storm-Namor the Sub-Mariner triangle in the early years of Stan Lee and Jack Kirby’s Fantastic Four? Namor too represented “passion” more openly than did Reed.  But Sue chose “love” and married Reed, and now it is inconceivable that she could have chosen Namor instead.  And if you think that Reed, the seemingly stuffy scientist, lacks passion, reread Lee and Kirby’s Fantastic Four Annual #6, in which his teammates are astonished by his intense emotions in trying to save the lives of Sue and his unborn son.

There may be a generational shift occurring here, whereby many of today’s comics fans and writers no longer understand or appreciate the classic Stan Lee hero, who in his private life is introverted, brooding, but dedicated to a heroic moral code.  At his online forum, “Dark Phoenix Saga” co-creator John Byrne asserts that “Straight-shooter, decent, even noble Scott Summers has long been out of favor” with both current comics fans and pros because “He’s not ‘cool’ like Wolverine.”  I’m on Byrne’s side here.

Claremont writes an interesting line when Xavier next encounters Magneto:  Xavier “had considered” his former friend Magneto “his other half, the passion to his intellect” (p. 141).  It’s as if Magneto were Xavier’s own “Dark Phoenix.”

Claremont insightfully notes that though Jean is “a grown woman, a kind and generous soul, yet on the levels she was reaching” – now that the Phoenix power overwhelms her rationality -  “she was still mainly the child he’d” – Xavier had – “met so many years before” (p. 147).  Claremont is attempting to explain Jean’s mental condition; the movie just makes her seem to be a one-dimensional menace. 

cic-20060630-03.jpgIn both the comics and the movie, Xavier and Phoenix engage in a psychic duel, in which Xavier attempts to restore the dominance of Jean’s “normal” personality.  In the comics he succeeded, and Claremont makes clear it is because part of Jean wanted him to.  In the movie Jean obliterates Xavier’s body.  Online film critic James Berardinelli considers Xavier’s demise to be “one of the film’s most poignant elements” (http://www.movie-reviews.colossus.net/movies/x/x-men3.html).  I think it comes off as a crass shock effect.  The filmmakers don’t seem to care much about Xavier’s demise: Storm’s eulogy for Xavier is followed by a fun-and-games scene of Iceman and Kitty skating on ice he has created.  To his credit, Claremont gives the skating scene a more melancholy tone, showing the two kids’ succeeding only “just a little” in overcoming their “sorrow” (p. 167).

Just why Jean leaves with Magneto after killing Xavier is a mystery to moviegoers.  Claremont finds an explanation:  “She was trembling, unable to speak, likely not even fully aware of who he was” (p. 156).  Presumably the buried, “good” side of Jean is so appalled at what Dark Phoenix has done that she has retreated into a state of shock.

But just how long does this walking catatonia last?  From this point on, till the climax of the movie, Dark Phoenix, the most dangerous being in the universe, basically just stands around staring into space.  (I suddenly find myself thinking of the Monty Python episode in which the world tries to find and battle the omnipowerful Mr. Neutron, who is harmlessly having tea at a suburban household.)

Here’s the moviemakers’ dilemma.  Jean knows full well from past experience that Magneto is a bad guy and should realize that he is just trying to exploit her.  So once she goes into action, if she already annihilated Xavier, she’d probably do the same thing to Magneto.  Dark Phoenix is no man’s pawn; she’s out to satisfy only her own urges.

Moreover, Dark Phoenix is way more unstoppable even than the Juggernaut.  If she wanted to eliminate the mutant “cure,” no one could stop her from disintegrating Leech, Dr. Rao, a battalion of soldiers, or all of San Francisco.  To do the “Dark Phoenix Saga” right, even if it never leaves Earth, would require a lot more special effects sequences than the moviemakers seemingly wanted to do. 

So, in effect, halfway through the movie, the filmmakers put “The Dark Phoenix Saga” on hold while they attend to other business. 

How could they have better justified Dark Phoenix doing nothing for so long?  How many of you know Steve Englehart and Frank Brunner’s classic Dr. Strange storyline involving Sise-Neg, a sorcerer who takes on godlike power (in Marvel Premiere #13 and 14 in 1974)?  Doctor Strange and his sinister rival, Baron Mordo, play Sise-Neg’s good and bad angels, in effect:  Strange attempts to persuade Sise-Neg to use his great powers for good, while Mordo tempts him towards evil.  In the comics Mastermind served as the tempter figure in “The Dark Phoenix Saga.”

What if Dark Phoenix, in possession of her godlike powers, was uncertain what to do next, and the screenwriters gave Magneto scenes in which he concocted arguments to tempt her to follow his lead?  Ian McKellen is renowned for his portrayal of Shakespeare’s Richard III, who, in one of the play’s most famous scenes, seduces Lady Anne, the widow of a man he murdered.  Imagine scenes in which Magneto played upon Dark Phoenix’s emotions, turning her away from Xavier’s dream, and seducing her to his vision of war on humanity.  Why hire Ian McKellen to play Magneto without giving him a dramatic opportunity like this? But rather than a full-fledged “persuasion scene,” there is merely the brief exchange on pages 172 and 173.  (Think of another film in which the master villain tempts a heroic figure to the “dark side”:  George Lucas’s Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith.  Its temptation scenes aren’t fully convincing, but demonstrate what Last Stand could have done.  See “Comics in Context” #86.)

On the other hand, McKellen has a wonderful moment when Pyro badmouths “the professor,” and Magneto regally, sternly replies, “The professor was my friend!” (p. 174).

Sequences that follow demonstrate the various ways in which the mutant metaphor can be interpreted.  Pyro’s attack on a clinic that administers the “cure” for mutation makes me think of the bombings of abortion clinics.  In the novel Claremont establishes that the clinic is in Lower Manhattan, the area of the World Trade Center attacks.  In the post-9/11 world, Magneto’s televised threats to the world evoke Osama bin Laden’s videotaped messages of defiance to the West.

From my childhood I recall Frank Fontaine’s Crazy Guggenheim telling Jackie Gleason’s Joe the Bartender week after week on Gleason’s TV program, “I was just hangin’ around.  I wasn’t doin’ nothin.'”  This has become the cinematic Dark Phoenix’s goal in life.  When Wolverine, spying on Magneto, is captured by him, Jean continues to stand around, staring into space, not acting like someone who allegedly loves Logan.  In the novel Claremont tries to make sense of this behavior and to generate reader empathy for Jean: after Magneto magnetically hurls Wolverine miles away, “knowing how he” – Logan – “felt. . .about her,” Jean “wept” (p. 211).

I’m confused.  Has Jean reverted to her normal personality?  Then why didn’t she intervene to help Wolverine?  Why wouldn’t she return to her friends, the X-Men, to seek help?  Is she ashamed to face them, after what she did to Scott and Xavier?

Claremont seems to be striving to find a reason why Jean would stay with Magneto in the movie.  Earlier Claremont indicated that Dark Phoenix sympathizes with his effort to destroy the “cure” (p. 203). 

Twenty-five pages later, though, as Jean’s conscience seems to have reawakened, she again appears to know that Magneto is the enemy.   Claremont has Jean fearing that she’d lose control and harm other X-Men if she returned to them.  Hence, “Better, she decided, to be a potential threat to Magneto.  Serve him right if things went wrong” (p. 228).

I’m not convinced by either argument.  Infatuated with her own powers, the Dark Phoenix of the comics would not care about the causes of what she would consider “lesser” beings.  If Jean’s normal personality is reemerging, then why wouldn’t she just head off to some mountaintop, where she wouldn’t harm anyone, instead of remaining allied with Magneto?  (Do we all remember that Magneto attempted to wipe out the entire human race at the end of the previous movie, X2?)

Last Stand presents a conundrum.  The movie rarely lets us into Jean/Phoenix’s thoughts, so, apart from a few moments, she comes across as one-dimensionally mad and evil. and fails to arouse much sympathy.

In the novel, on the other hand,  Claremont delves into Jean’s “normal” personality and succeeds in engaging the reader’s empathy for her, but then it becomes harder to understand why she commits such atrocities as the killing of Xavier and Cyclops.

This is an important point.  In the comics Claremont and Byrne originally intended that their “Dark Phoenix Saga” would end with Jean being stripped of her mutant powers. Not only would she then be like an ordinary human, but, as Claremont has argued, it would figuratively be like she was blind, having been deprived of her extra sense: her ability to read other people’s thoughts.  But editor in chief Jim Shooter decreed that she had to pay more severely for Dark Phoenix’s crimes, even though Claremont contended that she was innocent by reason of insanity. That’s why in the comics Phoenix ended up taking her own life.

The movie fails in humanizing Jean, to show how Xavier could regard her as embodying hope (as Claremont puts it on page 228).  But does the novel succeed in making clear how that admirable, heroic Jean could be overwhelmed by the forces of her own subconscious, as the comics had made evident (to me, if not to Shooter)?

Claremont’s Chapter Nine isn’t an adaptation of the movie:  it consists of scenes that should have been in the movie, but aren’t.

Jean recalls how Xavier watched over her as a child following their initial meeting.  Claremont reveals who the original X-Men were in the movies’ alternate continuity – Jean, Scott, Storm and Beast – and has Jean fondly remember her friendship with the latter two.  Claremont shows us what went through Jean’s mind as she willingly sacrificed her life to save the other X-Men at the end of X2, and simultaneously felt her Phoenix powers emerging.  He also suggests briefly what it might feel like for Jean’s normal personality to be temporarily surfacing above the flood of Dark Phoenix’s passions:  “Within, though, she trembled like a child quailing in the face of parental rage, so terrorized by the force of the wave of emotions breaking over them that the only outlet is barely coherent tears” (p. 229).

All of this should make readers, even those who do not know her from the comics, empathize with Jean, and understand the value of the woman who is being submerged beneath Dark Phoenix’s insanity.

 

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Jean remembers her vision of “the far greater All that awaited her,”  the godlike potential that her full powers give her, and the narrator tells us “that she had reached that point in fate where she must prove herself able to act on her own” yet she is like a “child” who wants to “run when barely able to stand” (p. 232-233).  Can Jean control her raging subconscious? “I could just be mad,” she gloomily thinks. (p, 233). 

Then, in one of the high points of the novel, Claremont does what all three X-Men films failed to do:  to dramatize the love between Scott and Jean.  Claremont creates a scene from Scott and Jean’s past, a billiards game that they played, using their powers, on a night in San Francisco, which becomes one of the most intense moments in their romance.  “He was strong and confident, tempered by the wounds and losses he’d suffered in his life, made whole by the love he felt for her.  And she in return had felt an aching need that drove her around the table and into his arms for a kiss she wanted to last forever” (p. 241).

I told you that Claremont wrote the Scott-Jean romance well!  After this chapter it is even harder for me to take seriously the revisionist idea that Jean loves Wolverine as much as she does Scott.

Then, Claremont has Jean’s memory of Scott turn into an interaction with him in the present, as if she had been watching a play, and the actor abruptly broke the fourth wall and addressed her directly.  Claremont carefully keeps the explanation ambiguous:  is Jean imagining Scott talking to her, or is he somehow actually there, as a ghost, or perhaps even briefly resurrected by her powers?  Not only does Scott remain steadfast in his love for Jean, but Claremont has the insight to have Scott explicitly compare his uncontrollable eye beams to Jean’s Phoenix powers.  He tells her she has a “choice” and challenges her to control them.  (And though the novel does not mention this, readers may recall that Jean could indeed control Scott’s supposedly uncontrollable optic blasts.  So can she master her own powers?) 

What a great scene this could have been in the movie!  It would have illuminated the audience’s understanding of Jean’s psychological crisis, it would have dramatically set up her ultimate decision at the film’s climax, and it would have given the actors playing Scott and Jean bravura acting opportunities.  So why isn’t such a scene there? 

Warren Worthington, Jr., the Angel’s father, has established his labs to produce the “cure” in the old prison on Alcatraz Island off San Francisco.  Magneto employs his powers to wrench the Golden Gate Bridge out of position, so that his mutant army can march right off the bridge onto the island. 

Now there are certainly easier ways for Magneto to transport his troops.  He could have just had them get aboard the cars on the bridge, and levitated them over.   What we have here, though, is, intentionally or not, an allusion to the September 11, 2001 attacks:  Magneto is another terrorist leader attacking an iconic American structure. Claremont seems to get it:  he dubs the day of Magneto’s attack “M-day,” a nickname like “9/11,” and although he does not mention 9/11, he describes the effect of “M-day” on public consciousness in similar terms (see p. 256).

Now, keep in mind that whereas in the book Claremont has been letting us see into Jean’s mind, in the movie, she has just been standing around staring into space.  During Magneto’s assault on the Golden Gate Bridge and Alcatraz, I wondered if he was getting fed up with her.  Why recruit her to the cause when she does nothing?  She could have moved the Bridge and taken over the island all by herself, but no. 

In the book Claremont states that Phoenix aided Magneto in moving the bridge, without even his awareness.  I know that the Magneto of the movies is in his senior years, but as the main villain, he should be allowed full credit for his most spectacular feat!

I also wish at this point the novel would allow Dark Phoenix to be Dark Phoenix.  The book has Phoenix watch a family of innocent bystanders escape:  “Only when she was positive they were safely on shore did she turn to follow Magneto” (p. 263). Okay, once again:  If Jean’s conscience is in good working order, why in the name of the Phoenix Force is she accompanying Magneto on his mission of murder?  By page 270, Jean “still wasn’t sure” if she was loyal to Magneto or the X-Men.  If she is still as rational as she was in Chapter Nine, if she is willing to let those bystanders get away, why is she so undecided? 

In the movie, matters are clearer: Phoenix seems to be evil, just rather lazy about it, passively allowing Magneto and his troops to do all the work while she practices her Uatu the Watcher impression.

I very much like actress Ellen Page’s perky portrayal of Kitty Pryde, though she gets little screen time.  The way that Kitty beats the Juggernaut, by having Leech neutralize his powers, is very clever, even though it depends on either (1) the movie Juggernaut being a mutant, or (2) the movie Leech being able to neutralize powers of any origin. 

Likewise, I was happy to see that Iceman finally gets to wear an ice sheath all over his body, though it wish he had looked more like the blockier ice covering in the comics:  perhaps it is too hard for CGI to make that look realistic.

At the showing of Last Stand I attended, the audience applauded when Magneto was injected with the “cure”:  they obviously appreciated the poetic justice that Magneto, who regards mutants as racially superior to humans, was thus “reduced” to being a human himself.  But in retrospect I wonder how appropriate that response was.  I thought of the fate of Shakespeare’s Shylock, who is forced to convert from Judaism to Christianity, allegedly for his own good, a judgment that modern audiences correctly find disturbing.  I wonder if McKellen thought of the same analogy.

Now, finally, Dark Phoenix goes into action.  In the book, the “cured” Magneto induces her to combat by appealing to her logically:  “Look at me.  Look into their hearts.  This is what they want. For all of us” (p. 311).  Well, then, why should she lash out at the X-Men, who don’t feel that way?  In the movie, if I recall it correctly, Dark Phoenix lashes out when the soldiers defending Alcatraz start firing at her. That makes more sense to me:  that upon being attacked, Jean, without thinking, reacts in anger, thereby going into full Dark Phoenix mode. 

And now, at last, we have special effects that convincingly depict the overwhelming chaos Phoenix can unleash (but, alas, still no fiery bird effect).

Stunned by the spectacle, Magneto plaintively asks, “What have I done?”, reminding me of Mastermind in the comics’ “Dark Phoenix Saga,” who also unleashed forces far beyond his control or comprehension. 

The novel raises the stakes higher than the movie.  Magneto asserts that Dark Phoenix is “Discorporating the planet” (p. 314), thus apparently attempting to do to Earth what she did to Xavier.  But since the novel has shown us Jean willing even to let those bystanders escape, it is hard to understand why she would be suddenly willing to destroy the Earth. 

Keep in mind that in the comics’ “Dark Phoenix Saga,” even when she was at the height of insanity, Dark Phoenix did not intentionally destroy that inhabited planet:  replenishing her powers by triggering a supernova, she was oblivious to its destruction of the D’Bari’s world.

Claremont has skillfully probed the mind of the rational Jean in the novel.  what’s missing is a look at how she thinks when her insanity swallows up her conscious mind.  Perhaps then we could understand why she would kill Xavier or try to destroy the Earth. 

Fans have wondered why the X-Men didn’t try to stop Jean by using the “cure,” or by having Leech neutralize her powers.  Well, since she’s a telepath, she would know those attacks were coming, and defend herself against them.  It might have been a neat bit of business to use the “cure” or Leech on Jean, and then show that Dark Phoenix is so powerful they have no effect on her.

It would have been even better if Scott were still around, so there could be a dramatic confrontation in which he reminded her of their love for each other and tried to talk her into calming down.  But, no.

In any case, the traditional climax of tragedy is the protagonist’s death.

So, instead, Jean’s true personality breaks through her insanity long enough to beg Wolverine to kill her, and he impales her with his claws. And yet again the movie Jean takes a more passive role than her comics counterpart.

The movie’s divergences cast the brilliance of Claremont and Byrne’s original comics “Dark Phoenix Saga” into sharp relief.  In their version, Xavier manages to exorcise Dark Phoenix from Jean, with her help, in Uncanny X-Men #136.  Hence, for most of the finale of the Saga, in Uncanny X-Men #137, Jean is her normal self.  The readers could reacquaint themselves with her, and empathize with this good woman as doom closed in upon her.   In the final pages, at the height of the battle between the X-Men and the alien Shi’ar to decide her fate, Jean abruptly reverts to Dark Phoenix.  Jean’s normal personality struggles back to the fore, long enough for her to bid farewell to her beloved Scott, and to activate an ancient alien weapon:  she commits suicide rather than revert permanently to the monster that is Dark Phoenix.

In the comics Jean does not ask someone else to kill her:  she kills herself.  The movie Jean is a pathetic victim, not strong enough to put an end to her own rampage.  The comics Jean is a self-sacrificing heroine.

Notice that in the book, Claremont confronts Jean with the necessity of making a choice.  But it is in the comics that she more actively, heroically made that choice.

Following Phoenix’s demise, both the movie and the book come to their conclusion.  But the movie is less successful in wrapping up the “cure” storyline than the book is.  Was the “cure” a good or bad thing?  Claremont’s novel states that Warren Worthington, Jr. shut down the clinics:  that would seem to indicate that Worthington and Claremont agree that the “cure” was bad.

But what about Rogue?  My impression (and those of others I’ve read) is that in the movie Rogue undergoes the “cure”:  it’s “my choice,” she tells her boyfriend Iceman, as if discussing the abortion issue.  This provides a happy ending for Rogue, since she can now touch Iceman without activating her mutant power to absorb his memories and abilities.  If Rogue’s mutation is regarded as a handicap, this is a good thing.  But if Rogue’s mutation is regarded as her racial identity, matters become more ambiguous.  If a black person wanted to become white (or vice versa), and could do so, should we approve?

The novelization’s denouement for Rogue seems to me more ambiguous.   Rogue again tells iceman she made her “choice,” but Claremont specifies that while Rogue has bared her arms, she keeps her gloves on, and she takes iceman’s hand in hers.  My reading of this is that Rogue did not undergo the “cure” after all.

In the movie the Beast becomes the United States Ambassador to the United Nations.  This is an admirable concept:  the United States makes a mutant its representative and spokesman to the world.  Similarly, in real life, the appointment of African-Americans such as Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell to major Cabinet positions has been the United States’ declaration to the world of its commitment to being a multiracial society.

In the novel, however, the Beast becomes a teacher at Xavier’s school, and this suits his personality and interests better.  Indeed, he should be headmaster, not Storm!  Still, there’s no reason why the beast couldn’t be U. N. ambassador and teach part-time.

In the novel Claremont details how Magneto has gotten himself a job working aboard a ship captained by one of his characters from the comics, Aleytis Forrester.  But I prefer the pathos of Magneto’s final scene in the film, which suggests that, without his mutant powers, the elderly Magneto has become a sad, lonely old man playing chess by himself in the park.  (I wonder if Magneto’s fate in the movie explains why Marvel de-powered him at the end of the recent House of M comics storyline.)   Watching the movie, I thought that perhaps Magneto imagined Xavier to be his opponent in the chess game, so I was pleased to see that Claremont came to the same conclusion in the novel.

Just before the credits begin, we see one of Magneto’s metal chess pieces wobble as he reaches for it.  So, despite Marvel’s claims, this is a clear set-up for a possible fourth movie.  It also suggests that, if Rogue was “cured,” that cure won’t last.

Now, I usually stay through a movie’s closing credits.  (In the case of a Marvel movie, I’m searching for a Kirby credit, for one thing.)   Roughly ninety-five percent of the audience at the showing I attended left during the credits, and the cleaning personnel were already hard at work. But my patience was rewarded when the credits were abruptly followed by a final, unexpected scene.  This scene was apparently so secret that it didn’t even make it into the novelization.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart is tending to a patient who was born without higher brain functions.  She hears a familiar voice speak to her: “Moira.”  And she says, in surprise, “Charles?”

Now some people, including movie critic James Berardinelli, were disappointed by Xavier’s resurrection:  he charged that “It doesn’t play fair with the audience, and cheapens one of the film’s most poignant elements,” and warned that “I think most who miss it will have a better overall opinion of the film than those who stick it out.”

First, I didn’t find Xavier’s earlier demise “poignant” but thought it was a cheap shock effect, so I felt better about the movie once I saw this scene.

Second, I admired the cleverness with which the movie had set up the possibility of a telepath taking over that patient’s mind in one of its early scenes, right under our noses, and still surprised me.  That is indeed playing fair with the audience.

In another interview, former Marvel movie mogul Avi Arad said, “I tell you what really pisses me off about this stuff -  is the ignorance to the comics, because. . . Xavier died in the comic. One of the most famous panels in the comic was his funeral.”  Actually, it’s hardly famous, but Xavier did seemingly die (in X-Men #42 in 1968) and come back (in issue 65 in 1970).  “They all die and come back.”

So Xavier could come back in a fourth X-Men movie, and since he has a new body, he would presumably be played by a different (and presumably less expensive) actor than Patrick Stewart.

Of course, anyone who knows comic books, or soap operas, for that matter, knows that unless you see the body (and sometimes not even if you do), the character isn’t really dead.  Despite the novel’s assertions that Cyclops is dead, we never see him die in the movie.  So he could come back, possibly in a new body, in a fourth film, as well.

And as for Phoenix, her very name makes clear that she may not stay dead, any more than she has in the comics.

So I have hope:  if there are more X-Men movies, maybe future directors and screenwriters will have the chance to do Scott and Jean right,

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

My suspicions about the alleged boom in academic interest in the comics medium continue unabated:  only one person signed up for my course, “The Graphic Novel as Literature,” at New York University this summer, so it was canceled – yet again.

However, my monthly lecture course, “1986: The Year That Changed Comics,” continues at Manhattan’s Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art (www.moccany.org).  At 6:30 PM on Monday, June 26, I will be lecturing on Frank Miller and David Mazzucchelli’s Daredevil: Born Again.  (It’s a follow-up to my June 6 talk about Miller’s Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, which went quite well.)  And it’s free!  Feel free to come!

This Sunday, July 2, Newsweek‘s radio show will have a segment about superhero movies, including an interview with me.  Consider it a preview of my forthcoming review of Superman Returns for this column.  
 
Copyright 2006 Peter Sanderson
 

 

June 29, 2006

Nocturnal Admissions

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:42 am

 

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If you’ve been keeping up with the boys in the quarterlies you know that experts in horror film studies have noted the increase in this post- Guantanamo era in torture as a theme in scary flicks. Hostel and Saw are frequently noted as “horror” films that exist to erect lengthy scenes of torture, whereas in older horror films the monster, be he zombie or werewolf or whatever, did what he wanted and left. The modern monster wants to dwell on the pain and enjoy his victims discomfort and screams. Well, it’s not just horror films. Torture – as an endurance test, as a means of eliciting info, as cleansing and ennobling exercise – has infiltrated mainstream pop narrative films as well. 24 is a succession of torture scenes and phone calls. Take a look at The Devil Wears Prada. Is it not in its way a torture movie? So is Annapolis. You may recall Annapolis. as the military film that came out earlier this year that everyone could tell just from the trailer was a remake, unofficial or not, of An Officer and a Gentleman. Actually seeing it makes the resemblance clearer. Guy with little direction in life joins an elite military school. Has run ins with his trainer. Befriends secondary character who has suicidal tendencies. Has confrontation with trainer in tub of water. Guy gets chance to fight with trainer to vent mutual hostility.

annapolisboxThe guy in this case is Jake Huard (James Franco), who in a variation on the source works in the steelyards across the bay and who is honoring his dead mother by joining the school. Except that he doesn’t seem to really want to join. He’s not a very good student and threatens the success of his bunkmates by his anger and inattention. His indifference to his goal is one of the many mysteries lodged in this ultimately incoherent text. Jake’s trainer is Cole (Tyrese Gibson), a Marine imported for the nonce and an expert boxer, as is Jake to a certain degree (more on this in a second). The love interest is not a townie, but another naval officer, the shiny haired Ali (Jordana Brewster), who looks less like Deborah Winger than a woman from another naval drama, Demi Moore in A Few Good Men.

There is a fight in Gentleman but it is not the raison d’etre of the film. Here, it turns out, boxing is the real story of the film. It’s not clearly stated, but one officer (Donnie Wahlberg) has apparently recruited Jake solely for his boxing skills (an idea that also harks back to From Here to Eternity). The second half of the film is all about the Brigades, some kind of boxing competition of importance to Annapolis candidates. Along the way, the film neglects nary a cliché of the boxing or any other genre even tangentially related to it.

 

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The film’s sole narrative drive is that Jake must punish his body, that his “teachers” must punish his body and mind, and that all the other boys and girls around him must have their minds and bodies punished, throughout the full year that this story comprises (just like The Devil Wears Prada, which is a “year in the life”). The audience is asked to sit there and observe this torture and presumably think that it is good for them, that Jake and his coevals are rendered better sailors and officers (those who aren’t drop out or commit suicide, and we are not asked to shed a tear for them). Torture films occupy the same odd space that violent films and war films occupy, which is that though sometimes these films decry violence and war, in fact war and violence are more “cinematic” in a commercial sense than pacifism and turning the other cheek. 

annapolislinJustin Lin directed the film. It’s difficult to come up with a review of Annapolis better than Roger Ebert’s, which expresses the deep disappointment of a man who admired the director’s debut (Better Luck Tomorrow) only, from the vantage point of Sundance, to stand agape as said director leaps to sell out as quickly as possible (though apparently Lin has redeemed himself a bit with the third Fast and the Furious film).

If you expect the disc for Annapolis (Touchstone Home Entertainment, 2006, 103 minutes, color, PG-13, one single sided dual layered disc, 1.85:1 (enhanced), DD 5.1 in English, with English and French subtitles, animated musical menu with 16-chapter scene selection, audio commentary by director Lin, editor, and writer, seven deleted scenes with optional commentary, two making ofs, keep case, $29.95, released on Tuesday, June 27, 2006; also in a full frame version) to clarify some of the inconsistencies, forget about it. On the commentary track, the giddy crowd, which includes credited screenwriter Dave Collard, don’t come near mentioning the Gentleman precedent, and fail to note that the film is inconsistent (the yak track was recorded after the film was locked, but before it was released).

annapolisdeletedThere are also two brief makings ofs, one of them focusing on the Brigades, the boxing tournament that turns out to be the main thrust of the film. There are seven deleted scenes, one of which is a longer version of the “first day” sequence, and which is better than the one in the movie, but which was truncated because, as they say on the optional commentary, they wanted to focus on Jake, exactly the wrong thing to do, especially since they don’t really do that anyway. Other deleteds show Jake smoking in the rain at his mother’s grave, and at the bedside of his suicidal friend. Editor Fred Raskin joins Lin and writer Collard for a chat over the film in which they sound like they loved working with each other and everyone else so very much. If nothing else, I guess, Annapolis proved that Lin could helm a big studio financed feature, if that’s what he wants to do for the rest of his life. Maybe, though, he’s like the characters in Better Luck Tomorrow, who on the surface are successful by society’s standards but behind the scenes are subversive and anarchic.

commanderboxThere are two things I thought about while watching Commander in Chief: Part 1, Inaugural Edition (Buena Vista-Touchstone Television, 2005, 427 minutes, color, two single sided dual layered discs, 1.78:1 enhanced, DD 5.1 in English, with English subtitles, static musical menu with 10-chapter scene selection per episode, 10 episodes, keep case, $39.95, released on Tuesday, June 27, 2006). One was, why is this (now-cancelled) show not as good as The West Wing (now also-cancelled). And when did the studios come up with the idea of divvying up TV seasons into half-season chunks, priced at a level that ends up costing you twice what a season of shows went for?

The forthcoming first season of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, for example, is released by Fox in two big chunks, each one $40 bucks. Thus the first season cost $80 dollars in full, which is about as much as HBO charges for its full seasons, which are, though, usually only 13 hours long. Commander in Chief comes out now with its first 10 episodes (and a cliff hanger) to be followed in September by the second half of the season. Will anyone care more than then than they do now enough to pick up the second part of a cancelled show?

And why was it cancelled? There is a long story behind that, best summarized by Entertainment Weekly. The program was conceived by Rod Lurie, who fashioned a show about a female president so that he could cast Joan Allen, with whom he had worked on The Contender. ABC bought the pitch, but Allen dropped out. At some point, Gena Davis, who was already batting zero as a TV star, was summoned to give the role of an unelected female president stature. The first eight or nine shows were written and supervised by Lurie, but ABC, which moved the air time around, imposed short hiatuses, yanked Lurie in October, ostensibly because he was too slow for the hectic pace of episodic television, and installed emergency surgeon Steve Bochco (pronounced Botch Co.) to take over. Bochco instantly fired most of Lurie’s team, added new opening credit and music, and changed the direction of the series, away from cold cunning political games and more toward warm and fuzzy family drama. Though Davis won a Golden Globe, Bochco left the show in March, passing it on to a third runner, and ABC cancelled the show in early May of 2006. In the end, the show garnered a mere 6 million viewers, more people than have ever read all of Proust, but a disaster by TV’s math.

 

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It’s difficult to assign blame, and sometimes things just don’t work, thanks to key wrong decisions early in the procedures. Still, ABC seems to think that hit shows just happen, and happen quickly, but according to background tales concerning both Lost and Desperate Housewives, these were shows that executives had to fight to get aired. Lost could easily have been pulled early and not be given a chance to develop.

Now, in my heart I want to love Rod Lurie. He is a film critic who transitioned to writing and directing. He should be an avatar, someone we who might have similar aspirations should all emulate. But there is something rather cold and stagy about his three extant works, Deterrence, The Contender, and The Last Castle. He is ambitious; has ideas instead of just feelings about things; and he works well with ensembles. But the coldness of the movies was also present in the series. It seemed to dwell on the tension between the presidentially ambitious Florida house speaker Nathan Templeton (Donald Sutherland) and his cat and mouse game with the new Prez Mackenzie Allen (who is an independent, thus affiliated with neither party), a game that progressed at a snail’s pace.

 

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The set under review takes the first 10 shows, the last two of which fall under Bochco’s influence. Sad to say, in its way, but the show was much more feel good and viewer friendly under Bochco’s short regime, which is to say much more appealing to female viewers, more sentimental, and “cleaner” in its through lines. One of Lurie’s mistakes, I believe, was in trying to make Allen an independent. By severing her from one of the two parties, he neutered her and kept the show from getting into the trenches with trenchant political debates, as in The West Wing.

I also wasn’t particularly fond of the CIC family, the selfish daughter, the straight-laced son who was at first passive and then unconvincingly something of a cheater. Kyle Secor as the “first husband” provided another TV face I was tired of seeing (he was probably hired because he is one of the few actors taller than Davis). But worse, the stories – about disaster relief, VP nominations, cabinet members bailing – just weren’t engaging.

The set has no extras. For supplemental material, instead do a search on the show’s title at the Entertainment Weekly website.

 

The Fred Hembeck Show: Episode 63 – MoCCA Jones

Filed under: The Fred Hembeck Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:40 am

 

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A few weeks back, I left my generally cloistered existence and headed down to the Big City – NYC, for those of you keeping score at home – where I attended the first day of the fifth annual MoCCA Art Festival. You can read all about it (as well as gape at nearly fifty on the spot shots we snapped with our handy dandy digital camera) if you follow this link over to the page dedicated to the event on my home site, the cleverly monikered Hembeck.com. For those of you with limited attention spans, a quick recap of the afternoon goes something like this: daughter Julie and I had one heckuva time, thanks primarily to our guide for the day, Jim Salicrup, and our friends Rocco, Kara, and Bill, who accompanied us. But when all was said and done, I belatedly realized there was something I’d inadvertently neglected that day:

The comic books.

Everybody had ’em, everybody was hawking ’em. But in case you’re not clear on this point, this was no ordinary comics convention – this was a massive gathering of indy creators (and I’m NOT talking about the current rights holder of Indiana Jones, friends!…). There MAY’VE been a super-hero comic or two somewhere on the premises, but I’m betting you’d have to look pretty darn hard to find it. No, with publishers like Fantagraphics, NBM, and Top Shelf among the more established names, this was definitely NOT the place to catch up on the latest Civil Crisis or what not!

Fellow Quick Stop columnist – and Big Apple denizen – Peter Sanderson expressed mild surprise at my presence, as he figured me as more of a capes and tights devotee (that’s as far as comics go, I’m assuming – otherwise, I’m busted! Heh…). I realize a lot of folks have that impression, due primarily to the various cartoons I’ve done over the years, and while it’s certainly true that I have a long and abiding affection for the genre, it’s not the ONLY type of funnybooks I enjoy. Ever since I first began scarfing up that initial wave of underground comix back in the late sixties, there’s always been a part of me that craved non-fantasy material done by artists completely unfettered by censorship and (in the traditional sense) commercial concerns. Following the halcyon days of Crumb, Spain, Jaxon, Shelton and so many others, I quickly became enamored by the work of such emerging alternative cartoonists as Peter Bagge, Roberta Gregory, Seth, Joe Matt, the Hernandez Brothers, Chester Brown, to name but a few. Thing was, though, each and every one of those artists drew their characters in their own highly individualistic style – often with an already cartoony bent – making it near impossible for me to transform them over into my own idiosyncratic style (I have the same basic problem with such humor icons as Little Lulu, Dennis the Menace, and, to a lesser extent, Archie and the gang). So, given the choice of having Cartoon Fred interview, say, Bagge’s Studs Kirby or Iron Man, Iron Man always won out. I didn’t have the tough task of drawing a character just the way it’s creator did for it to be at all recognizable, y’see – I only had to replicate a costume on one of my own goofy cartoon bodies to get my point across.

Plus, let’s face it, there’s a LOT more to mock (however, ahem, playfully) with the costumed crime fighter set than with characters that are either already satirical or else trying to evoke a sense of reality, so that’s primarily what I’ve done over the years. And along the way, understandably, folks – like Peter – may’ve gotten the impression that that’s ALL I liked.

Nope. Not true.

However, what IS true is that I haven’t been paying much attention to ANY current releases in recent years, whether they feature garishly garbed guys pounding the crap out of each other or slovenly attired anarchists with attitude. Mostly, I’ve been reading reprints, either of material from my childhood or else some of the choicer stuff that predated it. Y’know, there’s just something almost mystically appealing to me about re-experiencing an old Carmine Infantino Flash story from years gone by on crisp white paper, the radiant colors practically shimmering off the page, the sumptuous aroma of “new book” wafting up noseward following the ritualistic breaking of the protective cellophane!

So, even though I met a lot of folks at MoCCA that day (mostly courtesy of Jim), in retrospect, I did woefully little to investigate the multitude of offerings available for sale throughout the hall. Fact is, when all was said and done, I only brought home two major works: Drawing Comics Is Easy (Except When It’s Hard) by Denis Kitchen’s seven-year old (!!) daughter, Alexa, and Box Office Poison by Alex Robinson (there was, apparently, nothing by Alex Ross on sale, much less the late Alex Toth…). I was intrigued by both the novelty aspects – and the amazing quality – of young Ms. Kitchen’s book, but another time for that. Today I’m going to be talking about Box Office Poison.

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Why, out of all the possible books I could’ve bought, did I ultimately decide to focus my attention on Box Office Poison? Well, sometimes size DOES matter…

Y’see, I’d come across the massive six-hundred page plus volume several times in the past while perusing with mild curiosity – but with absolutely no intention of parting with any cash – the comics and graphic novels section of my local Barnes and Noble. I’d remembered the name Box Office Poison from back in the nineties because I’d come across it seemingly every issue while filling out my monthly Diamond Previews order form – but even though the name intrigued me, I’d skip right past it each and every time. And why not? It was being published by one of those small companies that I’d never ordered anything from, and I didn’t know this Alex Robinson guy from Will Robinson! Maybe it was good, granted, but hey, there was – and is – so much stuff out there, it’s more than a little chancy investing in a complete unknown, sight unseen. I had in fact tried said sampling method several times in the past, purchasing material that, on the face of things had more than a passing resemblance to Box Office Poison, and generally speaking, it was NOT money well spent. So, as the years went on, my willingness to experiment diminished quickly and surely.

But when I saw a copy of the book on the shelves of Barnes and Noble – now under the aegis of Top Shelf, a well-respected publisher – I couldn’t help but mutter to myself, “Huh – guess this thing must be fairly decent after all” and picked up a copy to page through.

Like I said, dig that massive size! It was like one of those Marvel Essentials, only on way better paper and with far less spandex. And the artwork looked pretty good too. I’ll admit it – I was tempted, but then I remembered: hey, I’m trying to buy less comics these days, not more! So I put it back down, and wandered away to buy the latest issue of MOJO instead. But the memory lingered, and when Jim Salicrup mentioned that Alex Robinson was over at the Top Shelf table, selling and signing books, I knew what I had to do.

Jim took me over and introduced me to Alex (Jim knows EVERYONE, y’see), who, it turns out, met me at a convention several decades back. I’d even done a sketch for him and – luckily for me – was on my best behavior (i.e. I didn’t curse him out and cause him to flee from my table in tears)! He even professed to be a fan of mine, and generously gave me a nice discount on the book (even indy comics artists with books in large retail chains can’t quite afford to give away their wares willy nilly, after all…). I asked him which one he’d recommend, and though he personally prefers his latest endeavor, Tricked, we both eventually agreed that it might be better to start out with the book that made him his name, the aforementioned Box Office Poison.

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After a few more minutes of pleasant small talk, I took my leave, and shoved my latest treasure into Julie’s back-pack (and then lugged the increasingly heavy thing around the rest of the @#$%ing day, but that’s a whole “NOTHER issue!…).

Thirteen days later, right on the heels of completing the Ant-Man/Giant-Man Marvel Masterworks (Volume 1), in lieu of moving on to the Sgt. Fury Masterworks as I’d originally planned, I decided on a whim to sit down and read this MoCCA memento thingie instead. That may not sound very impressive to you, but at this stage of my life, that’s pretty much analogous with my ten-year old self tearing open the cover of Fantastic Four #34 in the back seat of my parents car only scant moments after ponying up the shekels to buy it!

Now, please understand something. I’m not a critic, not really. Oh, I’ve tried my hand at the whole analyze and dissect game in the past, but I can’t honestly say I’ve managed to come anywhere near the level established by truly analytical comic book critics like our own Mr. Sanderson. No, I’m mostly a guy who reads (or sees or listens to) something, and then tells you whether he likes it or not, maybe throwing in a few pithy reasons to justify his opinion, but never enough deep thinking to hurt your (or – more importantly – MY) head.

So, given those low-level qualifications, WHAT, you may wonder, did I think of Box Office Poison?

I LOVED IT!

It may not’ve been Maus or Watchmen, but y’know what? I was so enthralled with the thing while I was reading it, it just might just as well’ve been! It took me three nights to get through – the days of wading through six-hundred pages in a single sitting are long gone – but the second night I genuinely regretted the need to put it down, and the third night, well, I vowed I wouldn’t stop until I finished! It’s been a LOONNNG time since I was that motivated to read me a comic, lemme tell ya!

So, what’s it about (besides “about six-hundred pages” – haw, haw…)? Well, don’t expect a rambling recounting of the book’s plot from me – instead, I’ll give it to you in a nutshell. The story follows a group of city-dwellers in their post-college years, and the two most central to the action are former roommates, Sherman and Ed. Sherman is a frustrated writer working a job he hates in a book store. During the course of this epic, he meets Dorothy, and the ups and downs of their uneven relationship is expertly charted by author Robinson. Ed, on the other hand, is an aspiring comic book artist who longs to work for the mainstream, but instead finds himself hired to be the assistant of an elderly cartoonist – one who just happened to dream up the character Nightstalker decades earlier, a creation that he reaps absolutely no benefits from despite the massive success the property now exhibits in a multitude of media. Ed tries to get some justice – and some much needed bucks – for his cranky mentor from Zoom Comics, and only someone conversant with the actual history of the medium as Alex Robinson apparently is could paint as convincing a portrait of the ins and outs of the funny book field as we witness here.

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And there’s so very, very much more (a sequence involving a Santa Claus suit brought a lump to my throat, old softie that I am…), but that’s the main thrust of things. The writing is crisp, the dialog convincingly naturalistic. The plot turns are largely surprising, and not at all what one might readily expect. For example, there’s one character that keeps popping up throughout the first half of the book, seemingly unrelated to the main protagonists. When the connection is finally revealed towards the end of the book, it’s done in such a subtle manner as to nonetheless startle the reader (….and how’s THAT for talking around a key surprise without actually giving anything away? It wasn’t easy…)! The author’s rewritten version of comics history is at once, knowing, satirical, and affectionate. Hey, WHO knew cartoonists wore toupees?..

The artwork is very good. Some of the backgrounds in the opening pages are a little funky, but Robinson soon hits his stride, and plops his cast down into a visually convincing environment. The spotting of blacks, grays, and whites seems balanced just right, and the storytelling is always clear, even on those occasions when it gets a little showy (a sequence building up to an illicit kiss, though inventive, does seem to go on a bit longer than necessary, however). Each character in the large cast, even the minor ones, are unique enough to always be readily identifiable (though I found the rather outsized head of ancient cartoonist Irving Flavor to be disconcerting at times, as it seemed too blatantly out of proportion with the rest of the gang. However it was probably just one of those things – once you commit to the way a character looks when he’s first introduced on page 97, well, you pretty much have to follow through on model all the way to the end.).

Like I said, this thing was a joy to read. Despite liberal use of the ever popular “f” word – and intermittent glances at our heroes private parts – this is a very warm group of characters, and their story is mostly an uplifting one, if bittersweet at times. Look, I’m not exactly sure where this would place in the pantheon of today’s most celebrated graphic novels – I haven’t read enough of ’em to offer an educated opinion – but I really, really enjoyed the time I spent with this book, and it only makes me all the more anxious to find a copy of Tricked and give that the once over!

(And y’know, if you’re the sort who looks a little askance at the whole indy movement, and instead feels most comfortable with the fellows in funny outfits, this may well be the perfect book for you to check out, since there’s plenty enough knowing story points concerning the world of mainstream comics to hold your attention! And, along the way, you just might find the REST of the story of interest as well!…)

So okay, maybe I didn’t give most of the wares offered at MoCCA that day enough of my attention, but in the end, I guess I still somehow wound up buying just the right book! Because Box Office Poison just may prove to be my long overdue gateway back into the world in indy comics!

Y’know, Dum Dum, Happy Sam, Pinky, Gabe, Dino, Reb and all the rest may just have to wait a bit – there’s a book over on the shelf that my buddy Rocco convinced me to buy a few years back that I still haven’t gotten to. A little something called Blankets. I think maybe I’ll give THAT a read instead…

Find more of my facile musings over at Hembeck.com, my MySpace page, or contact me directly via this link.

Copyright 2006 Fred Hembeck

June 28, 2006

Fat Man Pants: Beers and interview = Mattt sounding dumb

Filed under: Fat Man Pants — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:25 pm
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Wow. Podcasts are hard. I thought they would be easier than this. I need some podcast lube big time. Doing a podcast drunk is a bad idea. But hey, enough of that! Let’s talk about me! And this week’s podcast speaks for itself (because it is an audio file). Will “Wheaton” Wilkins and myself interview director Adam Rifkin (Detroit Rock City, The Dark Backward, The Chase), talk to him about the classic movie of yesterday Dark Backward coming to DVD (that yours truly worked on) as well as stuff that he is working on currently.

Download this week’s PODCAST HERE!

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This week’s video is a little ditty I cut together starring “OLD FOOL”. Details on “Old Fool” are in the podcast. But basically he is a crazy homeless guy that lives in L.A. who thinks he is a caveman. He is also one of the inspirations of Adam’s new movie. So check that bad boy out here.

[WARNING – EXPLICIT CONTENT]

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Next week, Will Wilkins and I talk to Commercial Legend Donavan Freberg, who you may remember as the Encyclopedia Britannica kid. Remember him? he had a report due on space. So be sure to tune in for that.

 

 

 

 

Brat-halla #134: Norse Force – Ravens From Home

Filed under: Brat-Halla — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:35 am

by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

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Check out the preview to the Image comic Jeff writes…

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Film Flam Flummox: Clickable Supes

Filed under: Film Flam Flummox — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:57 am
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FILM FLAM FLUMMOX
by Michael Dequina

June 28, 2006 

 

The Return of the Pointless Intro Bit

…in time for the big site relaunch…

Richard Donner Returns 

filmflamflummox-june27-supermanreturns.jpgWhen it was announced that Bryan Singer would be tackling the long-in-the-works big screen return of Superman, both film and comic fan alike eagerly anticipated what he would come up with — after all, this is the same filmmaker who was able to make mainstream-accessible, cinematic sense of what is arguably the most complex conventional superhero mythos, that of the X-Men. But those walking into SUPERMAN RETURNS to be uniquely “Bryan Singer’s Superman” will be let down as this is more or less the sequel that 1978 Superman director Richard Donner was never allowed to complete.

This is, of course, not necessarily a bad thing, as Donner’s film (and, for the most part, the 1980-81 Donner/Richard Lester hybrid sequel Superman II) treated Joe Siegel and Jerry Shuster’s historic creation with the respect due any literary character with such enduring appeal, not with campy condescension just because of its comic book origins. The familiar, lengthy main title sequence scored to the still-stirring John Williams theme announce this film as being firmly in line with those first two films, and so goes the whole of Superman Returns: extremely close to, if not downright aping, the originals. After a five-year absence from earth that began shortly after the events of II, Superman/Kal-El/Clark Kent (Brandon Routh) once again comes crashing down to Earth, specifically at his mother’s (Eva Marie Saint) farm in Smallville. Clark soon returns to Metropolis. the offices of the Daily Planet, and, hence, the world of his true love Lois Lane (Kate Bosworth) — but she is now not only engaged to Perry White’s (Frank Langella) nephew Richard (James Marsden, getting far more screen time here than he did in the sadly Singer-less X-Men: The Last Stand), but she also has a young son (Tristan Lake Leabu).

But those changes sound far more radical on paper than they do in execution, as from beginning to end (there’s even the classic capper of Supes flying above earth), top to bottom, the tone, the style, the look (many of John Barry’s original sets are reflected in Guy Hendrix Dyas’ production design), the feel is Donner through and through. While the attention to consistency is remarkable — writers Michael Dougherty and Dan Harris pepper the script with a number of detailed references to those first two films — one cannot help but wish that Singer took a more distinctive spin on the material. Knowing how creative and imaginative yet intelligent and respectful he has proven to be in the past with comic book material, it’s a bit dismaying to see him for the most part ape Donner, whose most distinctive strength is his anonymous, workmanlike precision.

That latter description also kind of extends to Routh. He does a completely competent job here, even if it’s quite obvious he probably was cast more for his Christopher Reeve-reminiscent look than anything else. That said, the jury is still out as to if he’ll be a star or any good outside of these films — unlike Singer’s last great find, Hugh Jackman, who in his first scenes in the original 2000 X-Men instantly announced him as a movie star, period, and not merely a star when playing the character. But for now, for the purposes of this re-introduction film, his impeccable Reeve impersonation will do. Bosworth’s Lois is similarly competent though her youthful appearance — even younger than her actual 23 years–makes her somewhat difficult to reconcile with Margot Kidder’s brassier take in the first two films. The one cast member–nay, the one prominent member of the whole team–to bring something fairly freshly his own to the table is Kevin Spacey. While his Lex Luthor does pick up from the madcap vein of Gene Hackman’s original portrayal, he brings some of his own darker edges to the part. For the first time in a major Superman feature, Luthor is both amusingly wacky and a believably sinister threat to the Man of Steel. The Hackman versus Spacey comparison can be summed up thusly: Hackman uses a Kryptonite block, but Spacey wields a Kryptonite shiv.

The film as a whole could have used a little more of that type of ferocious instinct, as in terms of an adventure Returns pulls out its action showstopper very early–too early–with a spectacular jet plane rescue (a sequence that should be especially phenomenal on IMAX 3-D) and then coasts its way toward its fairly low-key whisper of a conclusion. What goes on between is never boring — and how could it be, what with the state-of-the-art effects; lavish set and production design (no mystery where the money in the megabucks budget went here); Spacey’s hamming and sniping with sidekick Parker Posey; and the kick of seeing the Man of Steel simply do his Super-thing using his heat vision, cooling breath, and superhuman strength — but just when you clamor for Supes and Singer to deliver a rush of blockbuster excitement, they instead settle for being merely entertaining. While that is enough to make Superman Returns an agreeable summertime diversion, it cannot help but be a bit of a let down given not so much the studio-manufactured hype (though that does count) but the anticipation by fans over the years.

 

Another Reason to Channel Surf

filmflamflummox-june23-click.jpgIt’s only fitting that, in my first column at the newly rechristened Quick Stop, that I would review an Adam Sandler picture, as my second Movie Poop Shoot column featured a review of Mr. Deeds. Four years may have passed since then, but as CLICK shows nothing has much changed at all in the Happy Madison camp–and for those like myself who are immune to the Sandler Kool-Aid, that’s not necessarily a good thing.In fact, many of the same problems I had with Deeds are actually brought into sharper relief in Click, which finds Sandler’s workaholic family man coming into possession of a remote control that is universal in the most literal sense: the device allows him to pause, rewind, fast forward, even picture-in-picture his life. This paves the way for the expected juvenalia along the lines of what is shown in the advertising — slow-mo’ing the bountiful, bouncing breasts on a comely jogger; pausing to move a rude kid’s catching arm so he could get hit in the face with a ball — as well as unrelated, grotesque crudeness such as his family dog’s incessant urge to hump an oversized plush duck toy. As is what has become the Sandler norm, such crudeness co-exists with schmaltz, as his put-upon wife (a wasted Kate Beckinsale, spending most of the film wearing sleepwear short-shorts) and his parents (Henry Winkler and Julie Kavner) constantly nag him about the importance of family over work.

And so one braces oneself for the inevitable sap-soaked conclusion, but no amount of preparation can steel one enough for the rather flabbergasting turn the film takes in its final third.  Director Frank Coraci’s “movie” (as the credits pointedly state, as opposed to “film”) ventures far beyond the expected touchy-feely hugs-‘n-healing into a mass of old age makeup and balls-out, would-be Oscar clip emoting by the erstwhile Waterboy himself.  I doubt even the most devout Sandler devotees would call him a terribly rangy actor, and the maudlin muck of the final stretch would be a challenge to sell with a seasoned dramatic actor, let alone someone who has never possessed any sort of emotional pulse on screen like Sandler.  While I’ve never been a fan of his particular brand of humor, if the alternative is suffering through him struggle mightily to convey angst over lost moments with his dad is, bring on the “comical” outbursts of violence, tiresome “You can do it!” callbacks, and Rob Schneider cameos.
Waist Deep in Pretension

filmflamflummox-june23-waistdeep.jpgTo director/co-writer Vondie Curtis Hall’s credit, he wastes no time throwing reformed con O2 (Tyrese Gibson) WAIST DEEP (sorry, couldn’t resist) into a precarious situation: his young son (H. Hunter Hall, the director’s son, inheriting none of his father’s–or, for that matter, mother Kasi Lemmons’–acting talent) is taken from him in a big, energetically staged daylight street chase/shootout.  The stage is thus set for a gritty, hard action thriller with a capable lead (given that Wesley Snipes has now been consigned to direct-to-video oblivion, there’s an open door for Gibson) and a sexy, spunky female cohort (Meagan Good’s Coco, who joins O2 on a bank robbing spree to pay off the kidnappers)–and whenever Hall shifts into action gear with various fights and chases, the movie is an engaging, if not terribly original, watch.
However, Hall seems less concerned with the action beats than a rather heavy-handed anti-violence message, which first manifests as some already less-than-subtle background news references to Los Angeles mayor Antonio Villaraigosa cracking down on crime but eventually build to some sledgehammer speeches and rally scenes.  Every now and again the message comes through effectively: the juxtaposition of O2’s slacker cousin (Larenz Tate, who really deserves another crack at a lead role) being beaten at the same site as one of these rallies, the unaware crowd busy listening to a speech to notice; and a scene in which O2 and Coco lay bare the tragedy and pain in their pasts makes a much more effective and memorable anti-violence statement than any of the blatant dialogue speechifying.  But those are the exceptions rather than the rule, and the frustration grows as the whole “escape from the hood for a better and safer life” theme takes more and more precedence over the admittedly formulaic but far more effectively done action aspects (the resolution with the main bad guy, played in surprisingly limited screen time by The Game, is so abrupt as if to be a mere afterthought)–but even the good will generated by those elements and the appealing turns by Gibson and Good is all but wiped away by a wholly expected but no less cheeseball coda.

At the Video Store

Before a personal return to form in Waist Deep, Tyrese Gibson was last seen awkwardly filling the part of a tough-as-nails Navy training officer making the academy a living hell for one determined upstart (James Franco, who had an awful January between this and Tristan & Isolde) in ANNAPOLIS (Touchstone Home Entertainment).  But then his unconvincing performance is but one of things that go awry in the first of director Justin Lin’s twin 2006 catastrophes (The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Driftbeing the other), a corny and contrived boxing movie in military dress.  The disc includes commentary by Lin, deleted scenes, and some behind-the-scenes featurettes.

Vin Diesel’s god-awful hairpiece is the most amusing thing about the fact-based bore FIND ME GUILTY (20th Century Fox Home Entertainment), which misses the boat as far as the real story worth telling: not that an obnoxious mafia thug (Diesel, hamming it up with a ridiculously overwrought accent) defends himself in a criminal trial but that said trial ultimately becomes the longest in U.S. history.  With the accent and (unfortunate) wig, this was obviously meant to be the vehicle to prove Diesel’s chops once and for all, but director Sidney Lumet does him nor the overlong film any favors by too often resorting to desperate courtroom yuk-yuk hijinks; this My Goombah Vinny is nowhere in the league of My Cousin Vinny. The DVD includes trailers and a “Conversations with Sidney Lumet” featurette.

While I was one of the few reviewers to find redeeming qualities in Darren Grant’s screen version of Tyler Perry’s play Diary of Mad Black Woman, the same cannot be said of  the adaptation of MADEA’S FAMILY REUNION (Lionsgate Home Entertainment), which now finds the screenwriter-star-multimillionaire also behind the camera and showing that his true directorial calling is on the live stage, not in film.  Try as they might, Blair Underwood and talented new faces Rochelle Aytes and Lisa Arindell Anderson (as a pair of sisters with man trouble) cannot sell Perry’s messy plotting and meandering direction, bringing into sharp relief the rather admirable job Grant pulled off in giving the previous film a certain sense of focus and emotional and narrative coherence.  The special edition DVD, available in separate full screen and widescreen versions, features commentary by Perry, deleted scenes, and numerous behind-the-scenes featurettes.

Imagine your most routine, autopilot Hollywood rom-com and substitute the male character with another woman, and you get IMAGINE ME & YOU (20th Century Fox Home Entertainment).  Appealing turns by Piper Perabo and Lena Headey as the sapphic love interests and Matthew Goode (when will this guy get a decent Hollywood role?) as Perabo’s unsuspecting hubby deserve better than writer-director Ol Parker’s painfully predictable paces; all that’s missing from the contrived stuck-in-a-traffic-jam finale is the dreaded slow clap.  The disc includes commentary by Parker, deleted scenes, and a Q&A with Parker and the cast.

That said, that film is far easier to sit through than the inexplicable smash FAILURE TO LAUNCH (Paramount Home Entertainment), which features Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker at their most charmless as, respectively, a womanizer who still lives with his parents (Kathy Bates and Terry Bradshaw) and the woman hired to get him to move out.  If the running gag that has McConaughey constantly attacked by animals because his lifestyle is “against nature” isn’t enough to make one wince, the traumatizing sight of a pasty, flabby Bradshaw in the buff most certainly is.  The DVD, available in separate full screen and widescreen versions, includes a number of making-of/behind-the-scenes documentary featurettes.

Writer-director Kurt Wimmer more or less disowned the PG-13 theatrical cut of his sci-fi actioner ULTRAVIOLET (Sony Pictures Home Entertainment), but it’s difficult to imagine any amount of added action and violence making this visually striking but emptyheaded tale of a futuristic “blood war” any more coherent–or lines such as “Oh, it’s on!” any less laughable.  The unrated, extended director’s cut edition (the theatrical version is available in a separate release) includes commentary by star Milla Jovovich–but, tellingly, still nothing from Wimmer–and a making-of featurette.

Next Time…

…more reviews, including Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.  As always, for additional reviews and more, check out (the soon-to-be-updated) TheMovieReport.com .

June 27, 2006

Clerks 2 InAction Short #1

Filed under: Clerks 2 InAction Shorts — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:00 am
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The countdown is on to the premiere of Clerks 2 (July 21st, natch) and we’ve got a special series of cyber-nuggets to keep you amped, featuring the plastic alter-egos of everyone’s favorite cast of characters (including a certain writer/director who shall remain nameless).

EPISODE #1: “You’ll Believe a Clerk Can Fly” – Randal & Dante ponder what flick moviegoers will be seeing this summer.

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Toy Box: Hawaiian Spike and Angel

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Even though both Angel and Buffy have been off the air for quite some time (and replaced in some ways for the viewing public by the exceptional Veronica Mars), their fanbase seems as lively as ever.  It is astounding the amount of product based on these two licenses that is still coming out and selling well.

The latest release from Diamond Select Toys in their line of action figures is Angel and Spike in Hawaiin garb.  Technically, this isn’t released quite yet – this is an early review.  You should see these hitting in July, just ahead of SDCC.  This pair is a Previews Exclusive, so most comic shops and online stores will be carrying it.  As always, I have some recommendations for where to pick it up at the end of the review.

Now, you might be asking “When the Hell did those two bastions of man-candy ever wear something as goofy as a Hawaiin shirt?” You’d wouldn’t be offending all those fine folks that actually like wearing Hawaiin shirts, because they know they are goofy. And while you might guess that they wore these shirts in the same episode, since that would seem reasonable, you’d be dead wrong.

Angel wore this outfit in the season 1 Angel episode “Sense and Sensitivity”, in which he was using it in an undercover mode.  Spike wore his shirt in “Doomed”, in which poor Spike is living in Xander’s basement, and borrows some clothes.

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“Hawaiin Shirt Deluxe Angel and Spike”

 

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Somebody had to really be paying attention to come up with this set.  Since the two were never on screen in these shirts together – or even on the same show at the time – and since they were in them for about 2 minutes each, it’s pretty surprising that the idea surfaced.  It does show however, just how big of fans the folks at DST are, and their willingness to do the…uh…unique.

These are also both part of the “deluxe” series.  That means they have all that extra articulation, giving them much more posablity and seriously funky looking hips.

Package – ***
If you’ve picked up past releases, you’ll get more of the same here.  The clamshell is extremely sturdy, but will require lethal force to open.  There’s always an down to every upside, and in the case of clamshells, it seems like a fair tradeoff to me.

The paper insert shows a photo of both Angel and Spike, and also the logos for both shows.  The fact that this is a Previews Exclusive is highlighted on the bubble with a sticker.  Nothing super exciting here, but it shows off the figures fine and keeps them nice and safe til you get the opportunity to rip it open.

 

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Sculpting – ***
Gentle Giant did the work here, and it’s good if not outstanding.  The issues that exist are fairly minor, but there’s enough of them to add up to a slightly above average score.

Spike’s head sculpt is the winner of the two.  The Vamp Spike version in the deluxe series was excellent, but they did a fine job with the human look as well.  If you have both figures, you can easily pop this head off and pop it onto the vamp body, giving you a nice looking normal Spike as well.

Spike’s flaws are in the body, not the head.  The legs are the same ones we’ve gotten with the other deluxe Spikes, but in blue.  That’s not episode accurate, since he was wearing some awful shorts along with the shirt in the scene, but it’s cost effective. EDIT: One thing about hard core Buffy fans – they remember costuming.  I was reminded that he does actually wear blue jeans later in the episode, while still wearing this shirt.  Ah ha!

The shirt and shirt sleeves are a separate rubbery piece, probably added over the Spike torso from the other figures.  Unfortunately, the fact that his is separate, and Angel’s is not, means that he is much pudgier appearing.  Considering all the discussion that’s been had over the fact that both action figures are the same height, this fat look isn’t going to be a big selling point.  You can’t remove the shirt without cutting it apart though, but if you decide to risk it, it appears as though you’ll end up with a Spike in a white tank top.  There’s certainly a white shirt of some sort underneath the Hawaiin shirt.

 

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Angel’s head sculpt isn’t quite as good as Spike’s, although it did grow on me as I worked with the figure for the photos.  In the package, I wasn’t impressed, but once I had it out and looked at it from multiple angles, it was much better.

Still, it is a little long, and the poofy hair, while accurate, adds to the horsey appearance. But it’s a solid Boreanaz overall, effected negatively more by the paint ops than the hand of the sculptor.

 

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Angel’s body is based on the same torso as the Destiny version, simply painted to match the episode.  That’s not terrible choice, but the arms are a little weird.  They went with the Spike short sleeve arms here, from the Destiny Spike, which are designed for the thinner appearing character.  They look a little too small on the beefier torso of Angel, and they have the same issue they did with Spike – they pop off extremely easily.  We’re seeing the mixing and matching of body parts that you’d expect with this line, just not in the ways you might expect them.

The hand sculpts work with a couple of the accessories, but most will require rubber bands to stay in place.  In fact, there are several rubber bands already in use when you open up the package, and I’d recommend using these in your own display to keep the goodies in their paws.

Paint – **1/2
The paint ops on both figures don’t do justice to either head sculpt.  Both sport that same extreme pasty appearance, and while these guys were vampires, they were never quite this white.  It is closer for Spike, but it’s much too white for Angel.

The paint is also applied a tad heavy handed, so that areas like the eyebrows end up lacking in detail.  Both look like they have caterpillars glued to their forehead.  Both also have lip issues, although Spike’s are definitely worse than Angel’s.  The color is off, and look more like lipstick than actual lips.  Spike also appears to be wearing a little more rouge than usual, usual being none at all. And while I’m complaining about Angel’s eyebrows, they are much better than the ‘worried’ looking ones we saw with the prototype.

 

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The paint work on the shirts is fairly close to the episode, or at least what I can tell from screen caps.  There’s a little more red in Spike’s than on the show, and the red in Angel’s is a tad sloppy, but they capture the feel of ridiculousness well, even if they aren’t perfectly accurate.

 

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Articulation – ***1/2
These figures sport the improved articulation, making them very poseable.  If you prefer cleaner body sculpts over articulation, you’ll want to check out Diamonds normal line.

Both Spike and Angel come with ball jointed necks, and both work pretty well.  Spike’s head tends to sit too low on his neck, and Angel too high, but you can adjust them a little.  The heads also pop off easily enough so that swapping these head sculpts with other figures in the line is simple enough.

Angel had ball jointed shoulders, but it’s tough to be sure what kind of shoulders Spike has.  They are probably ball jointed, but the one piece rubber shirt makes much movement up and out impossible.  They both have double jointed elbows and knees, ball jointed hips, waist, cut wrists, pin ankles, and pin joints at the half foot.  While Spike’s ball jointed shoulders aren’t super useful, he does have a cut joint up inside the sleeve – or the ball is jointed on both sides.  Either way, his arm can turn inside the sleeve.

While that sounds like a lot of articulation, some is less useful than others.  For example, Spike’s shirt makes his chest joint pretty useless (although to be fair, it isn’t super useful in any case), the ankle joints are fairly restricted by the pants on both figures, and the half foot joint on Angel is practically immobile.

 

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Don’t get me wrong though – there are plenty of posing possibilities.  Some folks make not be big fans of the odd looking ball jointed hips, but they do work well, and at least on Spike, they are hidden by the shirt. With characters that fight, having all this extra articulation is a huge bonus.  Hey, I don’t need it on Cordelia, but having these deluxe versions of Spike and Angel to go with the deluxe versions of Buffy and Faith is mighty nice.

Accessories – ***
Diamond is pretty good about including nifty episode specific accessories, and we get some interesting goodies this time around.

 

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Spike has a stake, a flask, and a pizza box, all quite appropriate to the character.  The pizza box does not open, but looks great nonetheless.  He can hold the stake in his sculpted left hand, but you’ll need the rubber bands to put anything in his right.

Angel comes with the hat from his outfit in the episode, binoculars, and the club, also right out of the episode in question.  The hat is sculpted to fit on his high doo, but has to sit on the back of his head to work.  He didn’t wear it like that on the show, and it looks more than a tad goofy.  Angel is so damn cool, that even the shirt can’t effect that.  But this hat sure can.  Mine is now in the big box of never again used accessories.

 

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Fun Factor – ***1/2
These guys are dressed for fun! And the added articulation and sturdy quality make them great for kids young and old.  Now Angel can take on deluxe Faith, Marvel Legends Blade, or even Street Fighters Blanka, and hold his own with no problem.

 

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Value –  **1/2
This is going to be highly variable, because comic shop pricing tends to be all over the place.  I’m guessing these at $25 on average, and you can adjust this score up and down from there.

You are getting two figures in a line where a single usually costs around $12.  Of course, there’s some heavy re-use here, but the accessories are episode specific.  While there are probably more of these than any of the site specific exclusives, the run is still likely to be pretty short.  In the end, the good and bad end up evening out the price around that $25 mark – get them closer to $20, and you’ll be getting a heck of a deal, spend around $30 and you’ll feel seriously abused.

Overall – ***
These figures are cute – but they aren’t really necessary to the average fan.  Oh, the hardcore will want them, and they won’t be disappointed.  The head sculpts are solid, and I love the episode specific accessories.  Better paint ops would have gone a long way to making these a more solid *** (as it is, they are borderline **1/2), but I’ll happily add the pair to my Buffy/Angel display.

Another reason you might want to pick these up: you can do some great swapping around with the Destiny pair.  If you’d like to put human heads on those two, this is the quickest way to do it.  Below is a photo of this Angel head sculpt with the Destiny Angel body and arms, but the long Destiny Spike coat.  You might have to mix and match to get your ultimate version, but it is possible.

 

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Where to buy –
There are plenty of online options.  Remember, this pair isn’t quite out at retail yet.  Here are stores that I deal with regularly:

- if it’s Buffy or Angel related, I always start with Time and Space Toys.  The set is $28 there, but if you’re a Buffy Collectors Club member (TST runs the club), it’s closer to $23. One of the big benefits is that they usually carry all products, even exclusives to other sites and shows.

– Amazing Toyz has them listed at $23 for pre-order. 

– CornerStoreComics has these guys on pre-order for $23.

– Alter Ego Comics has it listed at $25.48.

Related Links –
I’ve reviewed an awful lot of Buffy merchandise over the years, but here’s some of it:

– in the Sideshow line, I’ve reviewed Vamp Darla, Vamp Buffy, Willow, the original Buffy and Angel, Faith, and the Gentlemen.

– there’s also plenty of this 6″ line from DST and MAC, including the deluxe Destiny Spike and Angel, the latest regular Buffy and Dawn figures, deluxe Buffy and Faith, Drusilla and the Gentlemen, Buffy, Giles and Oz, the recent Angel wave, more of the Angel wave, Fred and Illyria, Wesley, Willow and Tara, and the very first series of Angel figures from MAC.

– there’s been plenty of busts, like the Ubervamp, the four monsters from DST, the Becoming Buffy, human Spike, and Buffy vs. Dracula.

– and then there’s the Palz, like the Gentlemen, the Halloween set, and series 1.

– there’s also the oddball stuff, like the Buffy and Angel Christmas ornaments, the Dark Witch Willow statue, the Welcome Faith statue, or the Johnny Lightening cars.

 

 

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