The 52nd episode of SModcast brings not one, but two glorious contests that you, the listener, can enter in celebration of SModcast’s first anniversary. Below, you’ll find the details for both competitions.
A single winner from each contest will be chosen, and will receive a fabulous prize courtesy of Sideshow Collectibles.
SModcast 52 Contest #1: The Worst –
To enter this contest, all you have to do is tell us which episode of SModcast you thought was the worst of the lot, and why, in no more than 50 words. Only episodes featuring both Kevin and Scott are eligible (no guest episodes).
All entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, June 23rd. THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON!
The winner will receive an incredible high-end collectible from Sideshow Collectibles (details to be revealed).
SModcast 52 Contest #2: The Best Of –
Are you a SModcast superfan? Do you want to put that to the test? Your goal is choose the clips for a “Best Of SModcast episode”, taken from SModcast #’s 1 – 51. You must provide the timecodes marking the beginning and end of each clip, and you can choose no more than 26 minutes worth of clips in total. In addition, you have to write the script that Kevin and Scott will deliver to introduce each clip.
All entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, June 23rd. THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON!
The winner will receive a rather snazzy high-end collectible from Sideshow Collectibles (details to be revealed).
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June 2nd, 2008 at 5:17 am
1st
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:45 am
Second… Worst of Smodcast? That’s awful. There are no bad smods. Scott was on fire last week, loved it.
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:59 am
1st, it’s easier because there are so many good smods, and so few bad ones, the bad ones stick to your memory like a turd on a wall
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:05 am
Second!
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:16 am
Or maybe the 1st…
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:37 am
Is there a WIKI for all of those SModfacts?
~Dan
http://jazzsick.wordpress.com/
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Interesting contests. I might just do the latter.
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
WEll the worst smod-casst would have to be harry scotter because it is like twenty five — thirty minutes of just a recap of fucking harry potter. But all the rest Fucking gravy sir all gravy
June 2nd, 2008 at 10:15 pm
I think the one where Kev talked for like an hour about the Reaper pilot, because I could give a shit about that show.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:50 am
2nd.
I hated the porn movie backing sound clip.
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:20 am
I love me some smodcast
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:38 am
Sir Speedy and Casey Luz can go to hell.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 am
Just wanted to say I watched Superman:Doomsday last night. Kevin’s cameo floored me. That was unbelievable. Thanks for that!
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
My best vote is for SModcast 29: Harry Scotter and the Order of the Penis, because I too am a Potter fag. It was very interesting to hear that somebody like Scott is so into Potter.
My worst vote is for SModcast 42: SMerry Christmas, because I hate anything that talks so much about religion. Sorry that’s just me.
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:11 pm
for contest#2, do we have to write 26 minutes of script too? I was planning on doing that anyways…lol
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
SModcast 8: The Entirely Too Over-Long Episode, because it just went on too long and I wasn’t completely interesting.
June 4th, 2008 at 6:42 am
Uh, wait… people actually *do* that whole “1st!” thing?!?
jeez.
As far as bad eps go… there aren’t many to choose from, but I got me a doozy of a highlight clip 🙂
June 4th, 2008 at 7:05 am
the “inappropriate” image in question if anyone was as curious as kevin and I
http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2008/05/24/svHENSON_narrowweb__300x443,0.jpg
June 4th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
I think smodcast 48 was the worst show, clearly not enough cock gags in this episode. Sirs you lost a golden opportunity there.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:18 am
The 2nd one
The podcast was good, but the porn backing track really annoyed me.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:33 am
SModcast 29 was by far the most boring and worst SModcast ever, and so far it has been the only one I have fallen asleep listening to. It may be interesting to people that like Harry Potter, but I found it extremely disappointing.
June 9th, 2008 at 7:48 am
Smodcast 29 (Harry Scotter) was gold! I’m not into Harry Potter, but it sounds like Kevin and Scott should have made those movies instead! The Christmas ep was rad too! I loved all the action figure talk and the extended Conan riff!
p.
June 10th, 2008 at 1:42 am
I thought the original plan was for us to come up with our own Smodcast script. What gives? Here’s my shot anyway:
KS: Welcome to Smodcast! I’m Kevin Smith…
SM: And I’m Scott Mosier
KS: I took Schwalbach and the kid to the circus in town.
SM: Was this, uh, a circus with a tent or one of those itinerant farmworker impromptu performances?
KS: No, No. It was the kind with a tent.
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KS: So they had the unicyclist, the elephants…how can an elephant shit so much?
SM: I think it’s because they’re reptiles. They have a slow metabolism and can’t ingest all of the grass they eat.
KS: SHECKY! So Tantor, Tarzan’s friend is related to a snake?
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KS: *Click-click-click* (lighting cigarette) So we’re watching the reptiles dance and the fire eaters.
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KS: And then out of nowhere comes a clown, right up in the stands with us.
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was he one of those homeless clowns?
KS: No, he was a bozo-type clown. Harley was all happy to see this guy and I realize that, hey, I’m afraid of clowns!
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KS: *Click-click-click* Harley is jumping up and down, all happy to get this balloon animal; I think it’s a giraffe.
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KS: I don’t know why she’s so fucking happy. SHECKY! I mean this thing only has a passing resemblance to a giraffe. It could be a llama or a great dane…
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah, or a puma.
KS: Do you think a giraffe’s neck is long enough for it to suck itself off?
SM: I think a giraffe is only capable of reproducing through self-fellatio.
KS: *Click-click-click* Really? If I could auto-fellate myself, I never would have had a kid.
SM: (Laughing) You would be lost in the gene pool.
KS: *Click-click-click* Definitely. I’d be fellating myself on a throne of comic books in my parents’ basement right now if I could.
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KS: So how do they get the sperm to the egg. SHECKY!
SM: I think the male fellates himself, but holds the sperm in his mouth and spits it into the mouth of the female.
KS: *Click-click-click* (laughing) They snowball each other?
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KS: What does the female, the giraffe-a, do with it? Does she swallow it and hope enough sperm survive the stomach to reach the egg?
SM: I imagine she blows the sperm into her own vagina and the egg gets fertilized that way.
KS: *Click-click-click* (blows out smoke) That’s how Harley was conceived.
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KS: So here I was, in the stands with this scary clown tying balloons in my face that are going to explode and knock me senseless. SHECKY! I’m thinking, this clown could kick me over with his giant clown shoes and force his cock into my mouth at any second.
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KS: I figure if he makes one of those balloon swords I’ll offer to suck him off to protect my life, anyway.
SM: Or suck on his sword.
KS: *Click-click-click* (laughing) Here you fat bastard, suck on my mighty latex meat stick! SHECKY!
SM: What are you gonna tell Harley?
KS: I’ll tell her that fellatio is something that only happens between two people in love.
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you love this clown?
KS: (blows out smoke) Just as long as his cock’s in my mouth. When he drops a loaf in there and he’s tired afterwards then all bets are off. I’m running for it before he gets the strength back to kill me. SHECKY!
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Running off with a load from the clown’s latex meat stick.
KS: I’ll impregnate a giraffe on the way out. *Click-click-click* SHECKY!
SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KS: *Click-click-click* SHECKY!
KS: Well that’s Smodcast for this week. I’m Kevin Smith.
SM: And I’m Scott Mosier.
KS: Have a week.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I just wanted to say that I just almost fell off my bike while riding home listening to this episode, I was laughing so hard. I’m sure I looked like a crazy person. Holy Christ!? I would totally see that.
June 10th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
I like you.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
How About Episode 15: The Pretty-good Worker
Having to listen to Kevin and Scott try to rationalize the process hellen keller went through to learn language literally had me banging my head on my desk, and hoping for a brief moment that I was Deaf, Dumb, and Blind(Maybe just deaf.)
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
The Pretty-Good Worker and Little Outhouse on the Prairie are both the wrost
the end up talk about nothing just going around in one big circle
the new wrost smodcast with out scott is smodders days
July 6th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Episode 12 “Fat Kenickie”
Seriously.
What the fuck?
I didn’t go to school with you Kevin. Snoopy sucks (donkey balls). I can’t even begin to say how lame it was to hear you rage on Charlie Brown’s innane response falling down on the job.
Show Ideas? “Poo-less Joe Jackson; Tales of Holding It.”
August 6th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
i thought how it was funny how in the earlier ones they were dropping names all over the place to draw in the crowds. i understand it, but i dunno, its a bit ‘i’m famous, you’re not’. they were still entertaining though. i didnt like ‘meat curtains’- that was pretty boring coz it was so centred on a really uninteresting topic. I love pretty much all smodcasts though. For some reason I really liked ‘Sphincter Fresh’, that was a really good one.
August 7th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
the worst smodcast ever was meat curtains’ what the fuck is that about? 52 minutes of discussion about meat, that was awful,where the fuck is peta when we need it? after i listened to that smodcast i was so bored that i fell asleep in the bus, i woke hope in south carolina, i hate deepsouth!but all the other ones are fucking funny.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
So, any idea when a winner will be selected? thanxxx
September 18th, 2008 at 1:32 am
Harry Scotter (29) was DAMN AMUSING.
BEST (IMHO): 10, 29, 37 (In A Row?!?!), 38, 41, 52…52 HA!
I gotta say though 57 caused me to go out and purchase all three seasons of “Weeds” like 63 is making me go out and get “…Clayton”, “…Ripley”, “…All Seasons”, possibly a couple seasons of “The Wire”. I almost wish you guys had a separate blog with movie reviews so all us SMod listeners could see which movies were worth buying and which were total shit [Wild Hogs, Clue!, Blue City, etc.]
Allow me to add that in the case of “Blue City” OMFG total watery orange stinky shit from the ass of a dead rhino. I cannot summon the words to describe the excrementitiousness of this fucked up film. When I watched it in ’86 i got thru the first fifteen minutes and then went into the parking lot of the AMC Theater in Phoenix, AZ and shot myself in the head. Yeah! I’m fucking dead right now! …is how fucked up this film is.
Anyhoo…I have no bad favorites for SMod.
PS…Howard Stern eats cocks.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:45 pm
So… still no winner eh?