SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 52: The (c)Rapture –
In which our heroes celebrate a milestone, lament the loss of the ultimate weapon, pit the Christ against the AntiChrist, and plot the most amazing movie ever made.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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June 7th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Happy Anniversary SmodCast! To say the show has been full of insight, meanderings, and wonder would be an understatement! Keep it up!
June 7th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Kevin, on clip show/best of, a what would be the point to scripting you banter with Scott? I read your book, you would just rewrite anyway.
June 7th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Good cast. Needs a little less Jesus talk fellas.
June 8th, 2008 at 11:54 am
I really enjoyed the “Jesus Christ!” movie discussion. It’s one of the funnier discussions that made me laugh out loud since subscribing. Don’t forget, Scott: million to one chances tend to work out nine times out of ten, so you you have a really good chance of taking out Giant Pugilist Laser-Eye Shooting Jesus or at least cause Jesus to retreat- like Ultra Man- to recharge. in his retreat Jesus would learn better pugilist skills from a Master Pugilist, hence giving the movie a Giant Pugilist Laser-Eye Shooting Jesus training montage.
June 8th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Mosier vs. The saviour
FIGHT!
Mortal kombat fatality ending ftw. Mosier could morph into Kevin and crush Jesus.
I’d watch that a bunch of times. GET IT DONE. I’ll throw in a few bucks.
June 8th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
If you’re looking for a ‘best of’ episode, just replay this one. Seriously. Old Timey Giant Boxing Mosier vs. Laser Eye Jesus? How could you possibly do better than that?
June 8th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
i’ll agree, this could be the best smod there is (all it needs is the dog fucking story from smod 8 i believe, this could be done with some editing), do a smodpast animation (which will end up being about 2 hours :D) and it will be better then goodfellas and raiders of the lost ark combined!!!!!!
i think theres a fair few who agree with me
June 8th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
From looking at the Clerks2 DVD (Why didn’t I hear about it in cinemas in New Zealand?) Mr. Mosier should be playing Jesus himself. Go LazerVision! cd.
June 8th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
The Mosier v Jesus battle was, hands down, the best segment of since episode one. I couldn’t help but laugh while working out at the gym. Those looks will last with me forever…
June 9th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Sort of on topic, my friends an I were kicking around the idea of Bible: The Movie. We would have casted Marlon Brando as God if he were alive, but you could easily put in the line from Superman where Jor-El talks about sending his only son to Earth.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:20 am
I’d agree. I’d pay to see Holy Christ. I mean, I paid for Transformers, didn’t I?
June 9th, 2008 at 3:25 am
Hands down the worst SModcast ever was the one where they talked about Harry Potter the entire time. No idea which one it was, but it was extremely boring. I guess since we got the double last week there won’t be one today?
June 9th, 2008 at 5:42 am
make movie now
June 15th, 2008 at 1:36 am
I don’t think I would go see a movie about Jesus v Scott. I’ve read the book! Can’t believe you missed the story from this lovely penal colony (Australia) about this guy in the Northern Territory who was fined by the police for making his kid ride the floor of his ute. His excuse was that had to use the spare seat to belt in his slab of beer. Keep up the good work.
June 17th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Hey Kev, the US was friends with the Taliban back when they fought the russkies.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:54 am
‘Bout an hour and 9 minutes in Scott says….”he’s miming masturbation the whole time”….what a visual for “Holy Christ!”
August 21st, 2008 at 6:58 am
This may sound stupid, but Kev… Make that fucking movie!!! I know its a stretch as it probably isnt your style, but fuck it man… itll break box office records if done well… u could even make it dogma II lol…
That shit about Jesus just grabbing and hurling people (i imagine screaming) to heaven really captured my imagination. I reckon he should like grab them and (in one hand coz its more dramatic) then stare into their eyes and Jesus eyes glow (just short of actually laser beaming them) and he sees into their souls and judges them good or bad and as we discussed he launches them to heaven (would be funny to have the odd guy hit a plane or some shit and fall back down lol) But the twist is, if theyre judged as sinners and dont make the cut, he just kind of body slams them like a pancake onto the ground whereupon the demon hordes of Satan bust out from around them with flames etc. and drag them screaming to their eternal damnation…
whew… yeah i know you guys were just talking shit but i couldnt stop thinking MAKE THAT SHIT!!!
Anyways, smodcast is mad, its like the only podcast (out of MANY) ive actually bothered to stick to. Now im finally almost back up to date after having no internet for a while few months. But then i will only have one per week max Aaargh…
Keep it going 🙂
– Ry
October 30th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I am so sad that this movie will never come to pass, I want to see it so bad X3
October 31st, 2008 at 9:26 am
The “Lion” Jesus vs. Devil/humans plot… kinda been done. Theres an old Anime called Devilman Lady by Go Nagai. (Spoilers) in the end there’s a second comming of God/jesus in the form of an angelic female and the main character goes to hell and becomes one with Satan and returns to earth as the Devil and kills God. It’s a really twisted show especially the ending. Love everything you do. You are the best.
April 9th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
So, basically, Scott has to fight Gokou from Dragonball Z.