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July 21, 2009

Bagged & Boarded 30: I Wanna Dip My Podcast In It

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #30: I Wanna Dip My Podcast In It   – In which Matt and Jesse are reunited yet again (this is getting old) and chat about The State, Green Lantern casting, Upcoming summer movies, and alien killer eggmen. Check it out… Or you’ll wind up with tape on your face…

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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TV Or Not TV: 07/20 – 07/26

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Welcome to another edition of TV or Not TV”¦ where I’ve pre-empted myself.

From time to time I receive an email from a reader of the column asking what I actually watch when I’m not finding new shows to write about in my attempts to fake being a TV critic. Since I haven’t done any of the aforementioned new viewing (and since I don’t feel like faking it this week) here in a quick summary is what I regularly watch right now.

This summer the viewing choices aren’t exactly abundant but they certainly are staggered enough where if you are on a tight viewing schedule you can still take in some nice television. I have to give the television network execs some credit as they’ve certainly made it so I’m at certain channels on certain days, which is right where they want me.

HBO has me on Sunday nights with both True Blood and the return of Entourage. I haven’t really gotten in to Hung and I’m sure it is one of those shows that I will catch up on video after the fact and kick myself for not being drawn in to it during its original airing. CBS also hooks me in for the first time in the week with the nomination ceremony episode of Big Brother. Even if you aren’t into the show tuning in to see how a new Head of Household let’s their newfound power go to their head is always amusing (plus it can be a great drinking game to hear the new person say what everyone else says with bragging thoughts of “turning the house upside down” with their nominations).

Monday night there is only one thing I’m watching for sure and that is Weeds. At the beginning of the season I didn’t hold out a lot of hope for the forthcoming season. Now that we are into the second half of the season I am fully strapped in and can’t wait for the remainder of the ride. If I remember it I will watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager, but it still isn’t in the DVR list so it more often than not goes unnoticed.

Tuesday nights are a dilemma for me, so thank goodness there is DVR. SyFy piqued my interest with Warehouse 13 and CBS has me with Big Brother 11. I only wish the latter weren’t so dead set in casting specific “types” for the show because it seems every season is beginning to merge in my head into another forgettable group of House Guests. Even with this shortcoming I can’t stop watching.

Wednesday is my night off. The DVR records nothing for me and I’m thankful for that because it is the night that I get to get caught up.

Thursday once again is a battle between two networks. USA has me locked in for Burn Notice and Royal Pains. Although the former still outshines the latter in quality both are entertaining and are in no way a waste of time. CBS once again draws me in to the eviction show of Big Brother where another hopeful wannabe gets ousted from the house and into obscurity. My hope at this point is that the person being ousted is Jesse (even though he is probably not even up for eviction) because he is the stereotypical representation of a body builder: big on muscles, small in personality and brains. The night is capped off with The Listener on NBC. It isn’t exactly great TV but it is enough to make me come back for seconds.

With Friday I once again am blessed with a night of only one show to watch and plenty of time to catch up on those I haven’t watched. SyFy wins the coveted viewing spot with their original program Eureka. This show pleases me the way the first three seasons of Sliders pleased me as well. The show has enough science fiction to be nerdy but enough human to it to not be embarrassing to tell your friends about.

This dissection of my viewing finally brings us to Saturday where I am definitely watching something, even though I’m getting caught up on it as well. I didn’t see Castle during its first run and I’m so glad that ABC re-airs it on Saturday nights. Yes the show is formulaic but Nathan Fillion as the title character once again takes a simple roll and fills it in to perfection in the same way jelly does to a donut (no, I have no idea what that actually means but right now I’m craving said jelly donut).

There you have it. That’s my viewing week. Now let’s see what else is out there for the next 7 days as well.

MONDAY

TVLAND ““ 8:00 PM: Retake that amazing road trip journey down the holiday road with National Lampoon’s Vacation.

DISCOVERY ““ 9:00 PM: Celebrate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing with the MythBusters as they shatter all of the conspiracy theories around the faking of the famous event.

ABC ““ 10:00 PM: Sometimes I wonder who comes up with these shows. Dating in the Dark takes six singles and subjects them to “blind dates” where they are literally in the dark and unable to see one another. This show could either be a major revelation or should go sight unseen. Let’s watch together and decide.

TUESDAY

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: Chef Gordon Ramsey prepares to break down 16 new gluttons for punishment with the new season of Hell’s Kitchen.

DISCOVERY ““ 10:00 PM: 10 people spend 10 weeks in an abandoned, dilapidated and miserable warehouse to try to set up a society in The Colony. Do you see how the collapse of the lending market even makes this sound good?!?

WEDNESDAY

ABC ““ 9:00 PM: Adults wearing diapers and it isn’t about fetishes? Not when it’s I Survived a Japanese Gameshow.

TLC ““ 10:00 PM: I’m surprised CPS hasn’t been called on every single parent of the children featured in Toddlers & Tiaras. Seriously.

THURSDAY

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Even though someone will leave the Big Brother house tonight I know it won’t be the meathead bodybuilder. Maybe next week?

ABC ““ 8:30 PM: After a fantastic start as a series the final episode of Samantha Who? airs tonight. Like so many before it the series finale doesn’t give you closure because they didn’t know the end was coming. Maybe they should have hired Bryan Fuller to show them how to turn it into a finale in post.

FRIDAY

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Remember The Chopping Block? Me either. The finale is tonight though and the winner of this weak performing cooking show is chosen.

NICK ““ 8:00 PM: Two hours of The Penguins of Madagascar? I’m in.

SATURDAY

G4 ““ 2:00 PM: If you’ve got that Storm Trooper costume in the closet and just couldn’t get out to San Diego than I’ve got good news. Strap on that vacuum formed costume and watch The Star Wars Comic-Con Spectacular! Immediately followed by Comi-Con Live ’09.

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: It’s the finale of Kings. I don’t mean to spoil anything but a certain presumed dead person is going to ruin the coronation.

BBCA ““ 9:00 PM: A werewolf, a vampire and a ghost all share a flat. Sounds like the beginning of a joke, right? Nope. It’s the idea behind Being Human, where all of the above are roommates trying to hide their true natures and live normal lives. Oh yeah, I’m watching it.

SUNDAY

BBCA ““ 8:00 PM: Fans of David Tennant as Dr. Who will want to tune in to Planet of the Dead, the first of the final four specials featuring Tennant as the good time-travelling doctor.

NBC ““ 9:00 PM: First they brought us Impact, and now we get The Storm. People try to control the weather with technology and things go from bad to catastrophic. Go figure.

CARTOON NETWORK ““ 11:30 PM: There’s only one thing that can help hold me over until the return of The Venture Brothers and that’s the return of Robot Chicken. Bring on the stop motion goodness!

Will Wilkins is glad you stopped by.

July 20, 2009

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Julie Gardner

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I’m having a bit of a chat with producer Julie Gardner.

In 2003, after spending time as a development producer at London Weekend Television, Julie Gardner took a position as Head Of Drama for BBC Wales, bringing with her a project named Casanova – written by Russell T. Davies and starring David Tennant. Two years later, she would premiere, with Davies at the helm, a revitalized version of Doctor Who. Soon after, Tenant would become the 10th Doctor, and the Doctor Who spin-offs Torchwood and The Sarah Jane Adventures were launched.

Six years on, Davies is ending his run as creative poobah of the Who-niverse and handing the reigns to Steven Moffat, Gardner has also moved on from her position at BBC Wales for a position at BBC Worldwide America.

I had a chance to chat with her on the eve of the DVD release of the Torchwood miniseries Children Of Earth, as well as the first of the four final Davies/Gardner shepherded Who specials, Planet Of The Dead.

BBC America will be airing Torchwood: Children of Earth beginning today – Monday July 20th – through this Friday at 9pm EST/8pm CT. Doctor Who: Planet of the Dead will air Sunday, July 26th at 8pm ET/7pm CT. Both will be hitting DVD/Blu-Ray on Tuesday, July 28th.

Here now is my chat with Julie Gardner… Hope you enjoy…

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July 17, 2009

Weekend Shopping Guide 7/17/09: Altered State

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

Hell has finally frozen over and swine fly through the skies, as The State (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP) has FINALLY hit DVD. After years of clearance issues and studio delays, the complete 4-season run of the groundbreaking MTV sketch show can now be yours. And what’s probably most surprising – pleasantly so – is that the sketches hold up, with only rare dips into dated material. The 5-disc set features audio commentaries on every episode, interviews, outtakes, the original pilot episode (with commentary), unaired sketches (with commentary), special appearances, promos, and outtakes. Go forth, and buy.

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Sometimes, I love gadgets that are completely and utterly useless to me personally. As I don’t work in an office, or in a cubicle, the Cubivalier Cubicle Doorbell ($11.99) is a device I can’t use as it’s intended. Still, I’ve had a lot of fun with its 12 different sound settings (everything from knocks and meows to ducks and… uh… a doorbell). What can I say? It’s fun.

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When I wasn’t playing with Transformers in early 80’s, I was usually playing with the dozens of GI Joe figures I had hounded my parents incessantly for. Yes, that means I also was a daily viewer of the episodes contained in GI Joe: Season 1.1 (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), the first collection from Shout! Factory of those classic episodes. The 4-disc set contains the trio of miniseries that launched the show (“The M.A.S.S. Device”, “The Revenge Of Cobra”, and “The Pyramid of Darkness”) plus an additional 7 episodes, as well as n interview with writer Ron Friedman, PSAs, toy commercials, and the original 1963 Toy Fair presentation.

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Twomorrows’ always wonderful artist spotlight series turns its eye towards yet another worthy illustrator with Modern Masters: Chris Sprouse (Twomorrows, $14.95 SRP). Not only is it loaded with rare artwork and sketches spanning Sprouse’s career, it also contains an in-depth interview. Keep these gems coming, guys…

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Amongst the many documentaries hitting DVD to tie in with the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, near the top of the “must watch” list is the new high definition transfer of filmmaker Al Reinert’s documentary For All Mankind (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP). His portrait of the 24 men who wound up traveling to the moon is a gem, and looks and sounds better than ever. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a new making-of documentary, interviews, NASA footage, and more.

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Most shows suffer in their sophomore season, but it’s always nice when a program bucks the trend and turns in a stellar outing – and such is the case with Mad Men: Season Two (Lionsgate, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP). Will Don Draper make it out the other side the same man? The 3-disc set features all 13 episodes plus commentaries, featurettes, and a music sampler.

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If you’re keen on quick, easy, one-stop shopping to get all of the classic Peanuts specials you remember so well, I urge you to snag a copy of Peanuts: 1960’s Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). The 2-disc set contains A Charlie Brown Christmas, Charlie Brown’s All-Stars, It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, You’re In Love, Charlie Brown, He’s Your Dog, Charlie Brown, and It Was A Short Summer, Charlie Brown, plus an all-new featurette on composer Vince Guaraldi.

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There are over 16 hours of vintage ads contained in 1001 Classic Commercials (Mill Creek Entertainment, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) – and I watched every single one of them. I couldn’t help but watching them, as it pushed all of my pop culture obsessive buttons. Check it.

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The 11th season of the now-departed ER (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) was monumental as it marked the departure of the last remaining cast member from the show’s inauguration, Noah Wyle’s Dr. Carter. The 6-disc set features outtakes and deleted scenes.

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It was never must-see TV for me, but whenever I’d see Andy Griffith as lawyer Ben Matlock, it felt like hot cocoa and a warm, almost smothering blanket. Fans can lay their hands upon Matlock: The Third Season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), sporting all 20 episodes but nary a bonus feature in sight.

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Just in time for the porous yellow one’s 100th episode festivities comes the CD release of Spongebob’s Greatest Hits (Nickelodeon, $13.98 SRP), featuring 14 tracks culled from the series and the feature film, plus a pair of celeb tracks and a holiday tune.

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Yes, I admit to being a person who occasionally gets sucked into The Discovery Channel’s annual Shark Week celebrations. But what to do the other 51 weeks of the year? Well, now you can dive into the 2-disc Shark Week: The Great Bites Collection (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), which pulls together 9 specials from week’s past, including episodes of Mythbusters and Dirty Jobs.

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The penultimate adventure for young Harry Potter (well, in the books, anyway – there’s still two more films to go) finds events becoming much darker, and Nicholas Hooper’s score to Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince (New Line Records, $15.98 SRP) certainly reflects the storm clouds that hang over the story. The CD also includes free access to a web download of a 5.1 surround version of the score, plus a bonus track.

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Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange tackle the roles of “Big Edie” and “Little Edie” Bouvier Beale in the engaging adaptation of the now legendary documentary revealing their sad, eccentric, privileged lives, Grey Gardens (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). Bonus features include an audio commentary and a featurette comparing the film to the documentary.

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The first season of the TNT original Leverage (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) arrives on DVD, starring Timothy Hutton as insurance investigator Nate Ford, who turns into a master thief after the insurance companies he once recovered millions for allowed his 8-year-old son to die. Leading a team of con artists and computer experts, think of it as a Robin Hood story. Bonus features include featurettes and deleted scenes.

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Tick another show off the list, as we get the release of the eighth and final season of Bewitched (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP). The show’d run its course by this point, and certainly didn’t fit into the 70’s TV landscape. The 4-duisc set features all 28 episodes.

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Get over the laughable “based on a true story” tag, and The Haunting In Connecticut (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) is an engaging little horror flick that owes much of its power to the genre pics it borrows heavily from for its tale of a haunted Victorian home and the young family it terrorizes. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, and the theatrical trailer.

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I have no emotional attachment whatsoever to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (Sony, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$92.95 SRP). Sure, the visuals were impressive, but the film itself was… well… eh. For fans who want to glory in its high-definition pop, though, the idea that they can only get it right now in a 3-film bundle with the Blu-Ray editions of House Of Flying Daggers and Curse Of The Golden Flower may be a bit hard to swallow. Bonus features remain the same as those found on their standard edition counterparts.

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You know what? Between you and me, the less said about Van Wilder: Freshman Year (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), the better. Bonus features include an audio commentary, featurettes, and bloopers.

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It’s nice to know that we live in a world where a quirky show like Monk (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) can make it all the way to a 7th season, and still be going strong. The 4-discs set features all 16 episodes (including the 100th), plus video commentaries and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Trailer Park: $50,000 For Me And 15 Movies For You.

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By Christopher Stipp

The Archives, Right Here

I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

McCafe MY Day

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How often have I asked anything of you? Not much, not many, not very often.

I need something from many of you: votes.

What’s in it for you is lots and lots and lots of movies and, if I actually win this thing, 15 films.

What happened was that I was futzing at home on my computer one afternoon after hearing that McDonald’s was going to be entering the coffee market. I don’t like coffee, I eschew everything coffee, I can’t relate to anyone anywhere when they talk about their morning fix and I certainly don’t understand the long queues that build up for people waiting in line to get that brown beverage.

But what I can and do love is my iced mochas.

That’s a drink I understand kicking down a door to get at if the time’s right.

So, I found out that McDonald’s was offering iced mochas and a short time after I procured one I entered their McCafeYourDay contest. The contest wanted to know why you deserved to have your day, essentially, made better with $50,000.

Well, I was coming off some fairly heady financial woes, those of you who have been affected by the recession know how much this thing has messed around with more than just one aspect of your life, and just wrote a passionate mini-missive about why I thought I deserved to win. They wanted a picture to go along with it and I uploaded one at the same time when I entered.

I forgot about the contest a couple weeks after sending my entry in. Didn’t even give it a second thought.

Lo and behold, a couple of weeks ago I received a FedEx in the mail letting me know I was a finalist in this contest. I had forgotten about what the prize was, forgotten about what I wrote and, just a few days ago, was on a call letting me know that my story was was going to compete with 4 others at Mcdonaldsmccafeyourday.com. I was just as shocked as anyone and was caught completely unaware that I even made it through the gauntlet of over 12,000 people who entered this contest.

Voting goes from now until July 26th and you can use every e-mail in your arsenal once every 24 hours. The longer version of my story will be up at azcentral.com this weekend and I’ll be profiled in the local Scottsdale Republic here if you happen to live in the Scottsdale area. It’s a sappy story, one that’s a little too sensitive for me to copy and paste in here but here is what I want to offer anyone who is willing to toss a few votes my way.

I am giving away a cinematic cavalcade of DVDs to one person who can send me a screenshot of their vote confirmation from their e-mail box. I will enter every screenshot for a drawing to get this pile. There is incentive galore at your fingertips so I hope if you have a church group, a room full of shut-ins with access to a computer or an honest way of spreading the word I will not only appreciate it but I will reward the effort with a glorious compendium of free movies.

Go straight here (http://www.mcdonaldsmccafeyourday.com/) and help me win this thing. Even if you think I suck, shoot a vote my way and help out the cause, please?

Again, I don’t ask much but I’m just looking for a vote. After you read the entry you’ll see what you would be helping to do.

If you win the bushel of movies here is what’s included in the bonanza:

DEATH RACE 2000, BLINDNESS, THE MUMMY 3, PINOCCHIO on Blu-ray, BOLT, WALL-E, CAPRICA, BURN AFTER READING, THE MINDSCAPE OF ALAN MOORE, A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, ROLE MODELS, WANTED, CHOCOLATE, SWING VOTE and HELLBOY II.

Good luck to everyone…

COMIC-CON – 2009

comicconSo, who’s going next week? I know many of you are planning to descend on the land that is known for its temperate climate and willingness to let hoards of geeks and nerds pick apart San Diego in a frenzy that only would have heightened my sense of geekery had I started attending when I was 13.

Alas, I was in my late 20’s before I went to my very first one and this year celebrates my 6th straight year going to this cavalcade of comics and cinema. Those of you who are going, and have gone before, know what a violent ride we’re all in for as no one is safe from the “red shirts” of Elite Security who seem to know nothing more than their name, their hair color and that, “You can’t enter here!” Even someone like me, who is already being left off the lists of many events where the mighty will mingle I am just happy to be getting the drippings from the table.

Focus Features, it should be yelled from the mountaintops, are one of the studios who I love, love, love working with at the Comic-Con. They may concern themselves with wondering whether you’re worthy enough to be talking to those they’re bringing to the Con but from getting invited to a cocktail party to help spread the awareness of their film 9 to getting invited to the screening of their new film THIRST to getting a Comic-Con Survival kit in the mail and then following that up with this rather large pouch of simulated blood (one of the best promo items I’ve seen this year) I can’t say enough about this studio who really does have a human touch.

I am still unsure of what I’ll be doing while there, I got confirmation of a possible 1:1 with a director that many of you would dig to read about, a 1:1 with some people who have a film this year that I’ve heard is completely and homogeneously great and a handful of other things that still haven’t been finalized yet. As we head closer just pay attention to my Twitter feed, @Stipp, to see what and where I’ll be.

So, don’t be shy! Shoot me a note and let me know if you’ll be around…

Plus, be sure to stop by Geek Monthly’s booth, 4112. Geek Monthly will be running a piece I did on the John Hughes documentary you’ve seen here in their August issue.

Thanks to Ed Douglas of ComingSoon.net for supplying the photo of his own pouch of Capri-Sun blood.

FUNNY PEOPLE – SCREENING

fp_feild_300x250Many of you in Phoenix and beyond who have been hitting me up for screening passes have been just great in showing up and enjoying these films. Since the response has been so good on my end in getting these tickets out to those who love a good free film I once again have passes to see a sneak preview.

This time it’s FUNNY PEOPLE, starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen, and the screening will be Tuesday, July 28th at 7:00 p.m. at Tempe Marketplace in Tempe, AZ. If you’re interested in seeing this film hit me up at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and just let me know you want tickets. It’s just that simple and I hope to see you there. For those who need a synopsis, here it is:

Over the past few years, writer/director Judd Apatow (The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up) has shown that nothing – not even losing your virginity or the miracle of childbirth – is sacred. About his third film behind the camera, he says, “I’m trying to make a very serious movie that is twice as funny as my other movies. Wish me luck!” Apatow directs Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and Leslie Mann in Funny People, the story of a famous comedian who has a near-death experience.

Adam Sandler, Eric Bana, Jason Schwartzman, RZA and newcomer Aubrey Plaza join a cast that reunites Judd Apatow with Seth Rogen, Leslie Man and Jonah Hill in their third comedy together.

HURT LOCKER/LIGHTBULB – REVIEWS

Summer of our Discontent ““ Maybe

Has the droning of explosives and colliding metal have you down yet? Why are so many movie previews starting to look the same with hard driving soundtracks, jacked up heroes that have less personality than a Ken doll without a thought behind their dialogue and special effects that are no longer special ““ merely hum-drum ““ attempting to maintain an artificial heartbeat in a DOA story? You cannot blame it all on the Peter Pan prone movie executives and filmmakers that have not matured since the age of 12. Part of the blame is on the movie-going audience that insists on getting suckered in on what they think is going to be special. The marketing and commercial community has finally taken over the entertainment industry by parlaying crap on a stick and making so many think it is steak on fine china. If that was not enough, now we are about to be inundated with 3D kiddie-fare; some computer animation is getting as mundane as President Obama’s stand-up routines.

I defy anybody to come out of a set of previews from “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (By “Fallen” does that mean the money out of our pockets and our hopes for a better movie?), G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra, Terminator Salvation, Gamer and X Men Origins: Wolverine and tell me they don’t all look like the same movie. It is homogenized action without a thought of creativity and depth.

Then there is the promise of action with two great stars and a hit-and-miss director at the helm of, “Public Enemies”. First off, why would anybody cast Johnny Depp as John Dillinger? Would it not make more sense to have him portray “Pretty Boy” Floyd or “Baby Face” Nelson in a different movie? And, did we not just see this story from a less than enthusiastic film, but with at least two bravura performances, Sean Connery and Robert DeNiro? If you can’t do better than the last film ““ don’t even bother. Speaking of which, “Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3” is leaving theaters faster than a speeding subway. Also, below ground and already buried is the absent of laughs comedies “Year One” and “Land of the Lost”. Why does Jack Black insist on undermining himself after gaining our trust with “Tropic Thunder”? The Harold Ramis moaner is more slap-dash than “Mel Brook’s History of the World Part 1” and “Caveman” with far less entertainment value. I’d say wait for the DVD, but I would not suggest wasting one’s time even if it were on free cable. As for “LOTL” no “lol” here, just stupid jokes with dinosaurs that are far less entertaining than the ones in “Ice Age” ““ a bad TV show made into a worse movie.

If there is a glimmer of hope and a reason to get your butt back in a theater seat it began with J.J. Abrams’ re-imagining of “Star Trek”. For all those non-Trekkies, which I can be included, my wife who stays away from anything science fiction ““ especially “Star Trek” ““ actually enjoyed the movie. If you are not a fan, it’s almost as much fun as having seen “Star Wars” for the first time. If you are a fan ““ it’s the wet dream you’ve been waiting for. Following the fun of it all is another Pixar great, “Up” and that’s exactly how one feels coming out. This may be the very best yet from Pixar. For those opposed to “cartoons” it’s time to have an open mind and treat yourself to one of the most lovingly created stories that will have you laugh as well as cry. Even my 15-year-old shed a tear, and that’s a first in a movie. It is wildly creative and may rank up there with, I dare say, “Wizard of Oz”.
As for laughs, “The Hangover” has caught everyone by surprise including myself with a great cast of characters and comic timing that has some doubled-over hysterical. It’s refreshing to go into a comedy and laughing nearly all the way through rather than just walking out with a memorable scene or two ““ kinda like having the experience of buying a CD of your favorite band and only getting two or three worthwhile songs. Speaking of memorable, “the stripper with the heart of gold” is given genuine warmth with an engaging performance by Heather Graham. The Tyson scene is not as much fun as expected, but the rest of the hijinks more than makes up for it, especially the ending with some of the raunchiest, but flat-out funny pictures I’ve seen in years. The film proves to be another hit for director Todd Phillips of “Old School”.

A Hell Lot of Hurtin’ Goin’ On

That’s more than enough commentary, now for a review or two owed to you. If there is one movie that will take you places few ever do and leave you exhausted, yet wanting more it is Kathryn Bigelow’s “The Hurt Locker”. What “The Wrestler” did for Mickey Rourke, “THL” should do for Bigelow. After seeing this monumental achievement of guts, glory, action/drama mixed with a little testosterone humor you may walk away shaken and wondering where on earth has the real Bigelow been. After blowing everyone away with one of the very best vampire films ever, “Near Dark,” Bigelow went on to empty-headed action with “Blue Steel” and “Point Break”. She showed some promise with “K-19: The Widowmaker,” but now, 20+ years later, she proves to be that force to be reckoned with once again with her latest thought-provoking venture into knee-jerking suspense.

THL chronicles the life and death struggles of a bomb disposal unit in Iraq while also giving us a glimpse not only of the unnerving ticking of bombs, but inside the head of the highly-trained men that risk their lives every moment of every day. Talk about adrenalin junkies. Bigelow displays what we’ve turned these boys into and what little they may have to look forward to as they come back home”¦if ever. In that sense, the film nearly echoes the sensitivity of “The Deer Hunter” yet Bigelow is far subtler in her message. The real shell shock of this story is not only does the director make you feel like you’re in Iraq through her documentary-style take, but also ups the ante with freestyle kills. No one is safe in “The Hurt Locker,” not even our lead. I don’t think I’ve been this surprised about characters dying in a film since Hitchcock’s, “Psycho”. This leaves us on edge at every unsettling empty garbage-ridden street, deserted building and even child that may appear to be a friendly street urchin hawking chocolates and DVDs.

This is not a one-note movie ““ just waiting for the next bomb to be discovered. In fact, the first scene is so meticulously set up, one begins to wonder, “Have we just seen the best part?’ It’s one showstopper after another coupled with layers of sub-stories. How dangerous is Staff Sgt. William James to his men? How far will the men back him or will they follow through on plans to kill him so they may save themselves? Who will survive the next day out? Is their life after war and what is it worth? How well can one operate after an all-night drinking binge? What is the value of human life? The list goes on and on.

All the performances are natural and lend credence of realism that few movies match these days. From the street urchin and his adult partner to Anthony Mackie’s strong play-by-the-rules Sgt. Sanborn. The players almost come across organic with the story itself with one exception, Jeremy Renner’s bravado performance of Staff Sgt. William James. Can we say a star is born? His persona captures a cross between a young Alan Ladd and John Wayne. Yet he is able to show a vulnerable side that takes us by surprise. Dare I even say that Renner’s performance will probably prove to be one of the breakout performances of the year? He exudes a charisma rarely seen in film today and infuses it with a natural performance that goes way beyond action hero just like the way Bigelow has orchestrated her film.

This is the “must see” film of the summer. It has all the action one desires out of a summer movie and a great story that captivates us from start to finish. Bigelow, the crew and the cast are to be lauded for a film that may not be as big as “Apocalypse Now” or “The Deer Hunter” but has all the power packed in its small frame. It’s also a testament to our men and women in the Middle East. I encourage anyone 15 and older to see this intense portrait of war.

Speaking of urging one to catch great work”¦

Phoenix Film Festival: Gamer Dysfunction, Breakfast Club Meets Clerks, and a Bright Idea From a Couple of Dim Bulbs

386When I last reported on this site, I happen to mention I would finish up my take on a few other gems from the Phoenix Film Festival. I find it sad that so many turds have made their way to the screen with marketing budgets that nearly rival the film itself while smaller and vastly more entertaining fare has been virtually ignored. I guess it’s the way of the business ““ a fine female body draped over a motorcycle and nondescript machinery plowing into one another over a down-to-earth story that could actually makes us feel human again.

While at the festival I had the pleasure of checking out the feature film competition. A combination of quirks, jerks and even Turks. The funny thing is that the titles of some of the better films (and the winner of best picture) were less than enthusiastic. Even the posters were dull and the synopses in the program did not make one want to run out and buy a ticket. Perhaps that’s why some of these features were pleasant surprises, but marketing really needs to step it up a notch or two.

First off, “Corpse Run” the trials and tribulations of a group of dysfunctional gamers and the individual among them that starts to question who, what and where they are. Think of “The Big Chill” fast-forwarded to the age of gamers. It’s an interesting premise that is not as slick as TBC, but has something to say for those then and now. It’s generation gamer angst and if you are a gamer, which there is a whole generation of, you are likely to pick up on the flippant jargon far easier than most.

John-Michael Thomas (writer/director) plays Nick, the young man questioning life outside the box. He opens with a chronicle of how he and his generation became hooked on this alternative, and to some preferable, lifestyle. It’s amusing to see the evolution from the game of “Pong” to “Atari” “Nintendo” and beyond. How the invention of video games has captured a generation while creating a barrier nearly sheltering themselves from real people and emotions can be fascinating. But I have to admit; this reviewer’s age may have caught up with him and the fact that I never went any further than an hour with the game “Diablo”. Perhaps this is why I felt my interest wane on the film.

The players are amusing ““ especially Brea Adams (before “Heroes”). She is fun to watch and adds a bright light to the dark cloud that follows the group that sometimes comes across pitiful. If I sound schizoid with this review ““ it’s because I am. At one point I admired Thomas for his valiant effort and originality, but as the film progressed I found myself getting antsy with an urge to play my PS3 rather than continuing watching others discover themselves outside a world of made up heroes, villains and monsters. It may be too early to consider writer/director/actor Thomas a triple threat, but that does not mean he’s not one to watch out for. He shows promise in all three and most likely has an audience for this film that should really be pushed at any comic con or gamer convention.

“The Waiting List” is an odd piece that seems to divide an audience ““ men enjoyed the sarcasm and witty humor while some women may have laughed but were left unfulfilled. A group of parents attempt to get their kids into the most prestigious pre-school in the area. They have to spend the night in order to get on the school’s precious “waiting list.” I hate to keep making past movie references, but this cries out like Breakfast Club meets Clerks with parental angst. Now that may sound like a possible bummer, but it’s not largely due to the amiable cast and some very clever dialogue.

The standout amongst the parents is Chris played by Jayme S. Hall who also is the comic relief, a stay-at-home dad with no filter accompanying his thoughts regarding sex, kids, pregnant women, Dora the Explorer. This character is written with such glee and Hall gives a very funny, flippant performance that also touches the heart. I would say that his is the primary reason to see the film, but it’s not. There are genuine moments between Teresa Decher as Ella and Audrey Walker as Audrey. Ella is a teen who may or may not be pregnant and struggling with the notion of it while questioning Audrey who could be giving birth that week. It’s a casual and fun dynamic that does not hit us over the head with moral issues. Instead, it allows us to play with the complexities in our heads.

Then there is Ben (Bryce Flint-Somerville), the uptight, blackberry cursed, henpecked/work worn father who just needs a break. Unfortunately, he meets up with an old flame played with evil deliciousness by Kathryn Englund. She is the all-consuming bitch that plays hall monitor and snake, attempting everything she can to claw her way to a higher spot on the list so her son can be guaranteed a seat in the precious school. Ben is a great foil and one cannot help cheer for him at every turn. We feel his pain and laugh at it at the same time.

The film does wander off at times in its rhythm, but just before it loses you Hall breaks in with another funny bit that reels us back in. Budget constraint aside, “The Waiting List” is worthwhile with a cast that is worth the wait.

And, for those of you who might have lost hope in seeing greatness in a small film again, rejoice with another Jeremy Renner (The Hurt Locker) star-turn and voted best feature length film at the Phoenix Film Festival “Lightbulb”. Attention creative parties of this film, can we at least attach an exclamation point at the end to give this wonderful feature a marketing chance? This was truly a surprise hit at the festival along with the background of writer/producer Mike Cramm. Audiences kept growing with every performance and the word of mouth spread like wild fire. Funny, touching, and sincere in its character portrayal, “Lightbulb” wins one over by its simple story telling, but eventually throws you a curve ball with its remarkable ending that goes way beyond the norm of comedies of late. In fact, writer, Cramm and director Jeffrey Balsmeyer (the quirky British comedy,” Danny Deck Chair”) have crafted the closest thing to the comedies of Frank Capra in a long time.

Renner is Sam, a sales and pitchman for his long time buddy and failed inventor Matt, played with frustrating warmth by Dallas Roberts. Their journey into the madness of small time inventions ending up on late night TV is a new twist on buddy movies and road comedies. To couple that with a ridiculous, yet genuine addiction to gambling makes for a story where we end up loving and caring for all involved. The next best thing since the pet rock or gia-pet may be just around the corner, but in the meantime, heartbreak, angst and disappointment are the hurdles one must jump several times over with rarely an end to the race of success. Along the way, Ayelet Zurer (Munich, Angels & Demons) is Gina, a grounding rod for the antics of the two and Matt’s long suffering girlfriend who unfortunately enables all of his foils for her devotion to him.

Writer, Cramm has written a remarkable comedy/drama that sneaks up and attacks from behind. What at first comes across aimless and lighthearted eventually is thought provoking and inspiring. It’s like the title of his piece, “Lightbulb,” it seems like nothing special till it is turned on and sheds a whole new light. Director Balsmeyer knows exactly what he has been handed and plays it with wonderful alacrity. Renner and Roberts make a great team and we feel their frustration with every downfall. It just gets worse by the moment and we are surprised, saddened and laughing at the same time. This film and its cast are too good to ignore. This is Cramm’s first script and he should be applauded for a story that is a step above so many others with carefully drawn characters that touch are soul and make us thankful that there are a still a few artists left in an industry of tinker toys.

July 16, 2009

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #104: We Are Spartacus

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #104: We Are Spartacus – Ken & Dana return with tales of musical theater and non-musical theater. Yeah – you heard me right.

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July 15, 2009

Cabin Fever 71: 4 for Dinner

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #71: 4 for Dinner – While Aaron and Brian meet up to record their first show in over two weeks, they’re not satisfied in just talking to each other, so they invite two listeners to join the soiree via Skype. Meet Scott and Albert as they discuss tasteless jokes, abuse folk during their technical difficulties, and wax cinema. Blindfold Garden play out the proceedings.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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Contest Round-Up: 2009-07-15

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Fantagraphics Books, we’re giving away three (3) copies of Michael Kupperman’s TALES DESIGNED TO THRIZZLE.

In conjunction with Thinkgeek.com, we’re giving away three (3) LED FAUCET LIGHTS.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) sets of THE MIGHTY BOOSH: SEASONS 1-3 on DVD.

In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of CORALINE on DVD.

In conjunction with Shout! Factory, we’re giving away five (5) copies of G.I. JOE: A REAL AMERICAN HERO: SEASON 1.1 on DVD.

In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: TO SQUAREPANTS OR NOT TO SQUAREPANTS on DVD.

In conjunction with Nickelodeon, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SPONGEBOB’S GREATEST HITS on CD.

In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of PRISON BREAK: THE FINAL BREAK on DVD.

In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE ECHELON CONSPIRACY on DVD.

Win THE ECHELON CONSPIRACY on DVD!

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In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE ECHELON CONSPIRACY on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 5th.

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No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 5th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win PRISON BREAK: THE FINAL BREAK on DVD!

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In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of PRISON BREAK: THE FINAL BREAK on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 5th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 5th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win SPONGEBOB’S GREATEST HITS on CD!

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In conjunction with Nickelodeon, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SPONGEBOB’S GREATEST HITS on CD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on August 5th.

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No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 5th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: TO SQUAREPANTS OR NOT TO SQUAREPANTS on DVD!

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In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: TO SQUAREPANTS OR NOT TO SQUAREPANTS on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on August 5th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 5th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win G.I. JOE: A REAL AMERICAN HERO: SEASON 1.1 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout! Factory, we’re giving away five (5) copies of G.I. JOE: A REAL AMERICAN HERO: SEASON 1.1 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on August 5th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 5th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win CORALINE on DVD!

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In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of CORALINE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on August 5th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 5th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE MIGHTY BOOSH: SEASONS 1-3 on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) sets of THE MIGHTY BOOSH: SEASONS 1-3 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on August 5th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 5th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

July 14, 2009

Win LED FAUCET LIGHTS from Thinkgeek.com!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:44 pm

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In conjunction with Thinkgeek.com, we’re giving away three (3) LED FAUCET LIGHTS.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on August 5th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 5th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win Michael Kupperman’s TALES DESIGNED TO THRIZZLE!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:30 pm

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In conjunction with Fantagraphics Books, we’re giving away three (3) copies of Michael Kupperman’s TALES DESIGNED TO THRIZZLE.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on August 5th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on August, 5th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

July 13, 2009

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & David Wain

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I’m having a bit of a chat with writer, actor, and director David Wain.

Not only is he 1/11 of the now-legendary sketch comedy troupe The State, but David Wain is also the director of the cult-classic comedies Wet Hot American Summer and The Ten, as well as the box office hit Role Models.

If that weren’t enough, his post-State slate has also been filled with the far-too-short-lived Comedy Central series Stella and his web show, Wainy Days.

After what’s seemed like a torturous wait filled with false alarms and delays, The complete 4-season run of The State is finally getting released on DVD, jam-packed with bonus features sure to dazzle, and probably blind, even the most jaded of fans.

For more information about David, be sure to check out his website at www.DavidWain.com

Here now is my chat with David Wain… Hope you enjoy…

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July 10, 2009

Trailer Park: Jeremy Renner of THE HURT LOCKER

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By Christopher Stipp

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I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

hurt_locker_posterBelieve me, the irony of talking to Jeremy Renner of THE HURT LOCKER in a restaurant that was located right next to an armed forces recruiting station was not lost on me.

Meeting Renner while he was finishing an English muffin and his eggs, the man powered through 1:1’s whilst pounding his breakfast, was one of the more remarkable events with those I’ve interviewed this year as he seemed so pleased to be there talking about the film. As well as he should because THE HURT LOCKER is every bit as good as you’ve been hearing for a few notable reasons:

1. It tells a powerful story without ever leaning on manipulation in an unfair manner

2. It has moments of true tension and thrills that seem to go on an unnervingly long while

3. Jeremy Renner is at once commanding, arresting and likable in every regard

There’s a moment when Renner has to try and free a man who has come into contact with a suicide bomb. The whole sequence is shot so well that you ought to be ashamed if for one moment you don’t think it’s thrilling, frightening and exhilarating. And the whole film is littered with these kinds of powerful scenes and speaks to the strength of the material, the director and Renner’s ability to navigate the waters of being part badass and part savior.

Meeting him in person was a thrill if for no other reason than this movie confirms my sense that Renner simply makes a movie better. 28 WEEKS LATER was, without question, made better with him in it and now THE HURT LOCKER succeeds because he sells us, the audience, that he is a bomb technician that is the same time crazy and completely in control of every situation. You absolutely need to see this film in the theater this summer as you can’t match its emotional punch.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP:  I know this is the tail end of a long press junket and people are now starting to talk about this movie with greater frequency. You did this movie because you believed it in but what do you think of how well this movie is being received so positively?

JEREMY RENNER: It’s better than a stick in the eye, I’ll tell you that.  It’s pretty amazing.  It really, really is.  Across the board to get so many people to respond to that I’m kind of speechless when it comes to that.  I’m not a big fan of reviews but I’m certainly a big fan of people watching it and being affected by it.  I don’t care if they love it or hate it but I care if they are affected by something.  To me, the best kind of cinema is if I think something or feel something different or it’s dialogue afterwords, but also being entertained.  That’s my favorite kind of cinema and that’s the kind of cinema I like to do and I feel that this movie does that.  Get your heart pumping, get you thinking and it astounds me that people dig it so much.  It’s a weird feeling.

the-hurt-locker_1231882171_640wCS:  Mark Boal helped write this film.  He’s phenomenal at removing the political elements by simply focusing on characters.  With the flood of war movies that have come out his have stood out because he’s able to separate that.  When you first got the script and met with Mark, did he break it down and tell you that he wanted this film to be specifically about these guys and their job and not focus on the ancillary aspects?

RENNER: That was more Kathryn conversations I had initially and then I got into talking with Mark about it later on.  I actually spent more than a year with them before starting shooting.  Initially when I first read it I thought I hope there is no weird secret sneaky sodomizing message happening here because there is no place in art ““ politics does not belong in art.  Leave it to Obama and everybody else to be in politics.  Cinema is for other things I think.  I just don’t think that’s OK.  So that was squelched very quickly after I talked to Mark and Kathryn about EOD and the focus about that job.  There’s so much interest in that alone, you don’t have to put in any extra message to try and make the film more important.  It’s already important because of this job that nobody knows about.

STIPP:  I just read that among those in it EOD means EveryOneDivorced.  It’s completely stressful.  I think it’s funny that they look for people that are emotionally stable yet on the backside of it, something happens.  What did you find out through the course of your training getting ready for this ““ I read numerous interviews already that you said when you put on that suit it lowers your IQ completely.  When you talked to these guys, why do they do what they do?  They want to be helpful and want to help their country but deep down what’s the driving force?

RENNER: Everyone is different.  If you talk to race car drivers their reasons are different as to why they do what they do.  That’s what separates them as individuals.  That’s what makes them individuals.  It’s what fuels us to do what we do.  For some people it was a pay upgrade, and for some people, it interests them.  Why?  There’s a thousand reasons.  It’s very specific things for them.  It’s so cinematic this movie and coming up with reasons why they do it we tried to make it as realistically as possible.  It sounds so un-cinematic to say, “I want a pay upgrade and better benefits when I get out of the Army.”  Do you know what I mean?  That sounds so unromantic.  But that’s the reality.  For some it’s because they are lifers, they’ve done four tours and they are in it.  A lot will become civil servants.  There is something inside of them that they feel, and I can only say what they feel.

It’s hard.

They would explain to me that they would become teachers or firefighters or police officers or something like that.  Something where they feel like they are doing something important.  Something where you feel like you are helping people ““ where you can give something.  As you can imagine that is very gratifying to a human being.  You sleep well at night and think if I died tomorrow I feel like I made a mark on the planet.  And, I feel like I’m OK.  I think that’s the driving force.  There’s nothing wrong with staying home and driving a fork lift for Costco.  My cousin is doing that right now.  Nothing wrong with that at all.  I wish I was doing that and it was making me happy because being an actor ““ there’s nothing really that great about it.  I have an amazing life but he knows when his vacation is and there is just good and bad with everything why people do what they do.  Sorry for the long-winded answer but it’s hard to explain that.  If someone can figure that out”¦..it’s pretty complex.

65thvenicefilmfestivalhurtlockerphotocall7z6eybo8amxlCS:  So what is it about your character?  You see these movies where you have the maverick ““ the “You’re out of line, soldier!” cliche ““ it sort of begins that way because you want to sleep with unbarricaded windows where the mortars might come in, but there’s that moment, that sniper moment, which was not only genuine but it was heartfelt.  How important was that to you to show that sort of swagger but then show that element of, “I’m here because I really want to make a difference and I want to protect my crew as well?”  How hard was it to strike that balance?

RENNER: It was written so brilliantly but also had some things that needed to be done without words.  And Kathryn was really great at capturing those things.  We vibed together so well, even though I rarely saw her because the sets were so big. Why we got along so well is because she is a painter, she’s a genius.  She’s such a voyeur and will capture all the little things hopefully that I thought I was giving (with Anthony) and we would dialogue about these things ““ they didn’t just happened that day a lot of times  -  but those aspects to James were really important.  Those sniper scenes ““ they were really important for my relationship with Anthony’s character and Brian’s character ““ really important.

More important than that, to me, was the relationship with the boy.  That really elevated my character to me.  It humanized him more.  It made him weak.  There’s a downhill spiral for him.  He goes way out of line at that point ““ putting a face to death at that point.  The black suit guy at the end ““ so much is very telling and it informed me as the actor playing that role what that was.  On paper is one thing, but doing it, being a part of it and reacting to it, that always gives me a map how to play the character.  I feel it’s instinctual at times.

CS:  Years ago I talked to a guy who made the documentary, GUNNER PALACE, about some guys who served in Iraq. The director mentioned that some guys who used to travel the highways in Iraq with their guns pointed out the window that when they come home, it’s almost like muscle memory, where they had to re assimilate to civilian life. When your character comes back and he’s standing in that cereal aisle,  I get it, but I think Kathryn captures that perfectly how guys can go into that situation and come home and pick out cereal.  Did Mark or Kathryn have that conversation that this guy is going back because this is what he wants to do, this is what he knows how to do, that real life just isn’t going to cut it?

RENNER: That was my first question to Kathryn after I read the script.  I hadn’t even met Kathryn.  I was in London and I read the script and couldn’t put it down.  I wrote three pages of questions and answers about this character and about this movie, ideas, thoughts, a lot of different things.  So when I talked to Kathryn my first question was, “How do you want your audience to feel at the end of this movie as he’s walking into the sunset essentially back in the war? ‘Maybe I’ll tell you, maybe I wont’, it doesn’t really matter because it’s how anybody would feel about it.”  You just said.  So that told me a lot and just to be sure we were on the same page that’s what I took from it.  This is what’s he was going to do, this is what he’s good at, this is what fulfills him.  It took away the adrenaline junkie, the suicide aspect, check those off because those weren’t apart of him.  There might be a rush he gets from doing it but he enjoys what he does.  Like a downhill skier, there has to be a rush doing that.  But, is there a risk of death?  Probably slim going 80 miles an hour on two ski’s but you are doing what you love.  That’s enthralling.  That’s invigorating.  At first James feels like a thrill-junkie.  But, that’s not the case.  You realize that it becomes about the art of what he’s doing.  That’s why he saved all the bomb parts.  All these things were very informative as to what this character really is.

the-hurt-locker-002-450CS:  And I’m glad you fought for that little nuance with him collecting the little bomb parts. These were brilliant choices and if you had a say in keeping that in, I think it’s important.  It’s who he is and who he wants to be.   And it’s interesting towards the end where you save the life of Owen and shoot him accidentally and he says are you doing it because it’s a thrill for you and it is hard to try and reconcile that it wasn’t.

RENNER: I know.  We all had a difficult time shooting that scene.  First of all we had the helicopters going very loud and we were all disagreeing ““ the words were getting in the way.  It was being a thrill junkie mania or something ““ some of the words really bothered me ““ but let it be what it is ““ he’s sitting on a gurney pissed off, shot.  Maybe he says something that he means, maybe he doesn’t mean it.  But, yea, it could rub you the wrong way, it rubbed me the wrong way.  When he’s screaming at me, I thought we were understanding.  I thought to me people understood this character more.  But people are going to take what they want to take and see what they want to see.  It’s interesting that you point that particular moment out.

CS:  And one of the cool things is that you are very musical with your characters.  Not sure if you did it for this guy like you have for other characters you’ve played ““ made a mix tape.

RENNER: Yeah.

CS: I’m interested to hear what kind of mix tape you gave this one…

(Jeremy reaches into his pocket for his iPhone)

RENNER: It might be on my cell phone.  I loved the play list so much I kept it for the gym or”¦.

CS:  Doyle (from 28 WEEKS LATER)?

RENNER: Doyle?  That wasn’t so memorable as The Hurt Locker.  Let me see if I have it.  I know that Muse is something I listen to all the time on it.  (He scans his phone) Where are you play list?

CS:  What does it help you do, making that tape?

RENNER: It can put me in a specific mind frame.  Put me in the right emotional state.  Music to me really lifts a moment.  If I’m not feeling connected, it can certainly connect me in a lot of different ways.  Sorry.  I love music so much.  Muse is a big one.  I like Patsy Cline.  You wouldn’t think that would be music for The Hurt Locker but in my mind this character is such an odd thing and James is alone on an island and an oddity himself, alone in his suit.  There’s something really different about him.  Somebody else might be jamming out to Zeppelin and he’s just ““ there’s just something interesting about that.  And Moonlight Sonata ““ always had the headphones when I had the suit on to find a place of peace.  So different things put me in different moods.

65thvenicefilmfestivalhurtlockerphotocall7g7ayaxgichlCS:  I would have figured the character for some Nine Inch Nails.

RENNER: Yeah, I had some of that on there.  The Muse that I had on there was some hard hitting stuff.  Some Radiohead.  Very tense.  Some AC/DC.  Bouncing around in the Humvee rocking out to AC/DC.  It just feels right.

(Laughs)

RENNER: Some 50 Cent ““ bouncing around.  It just put me in a different mood.

CS:  I know I have to wrap it up…one of the last questions about the movie ““ I was so impressed when I saw it that this wasn’t shot in Toronto but right in the heart of the middle east.  It was something that could easily have been done on a back lot somewhere but this was filmed overseas.  How was it in that area?  It was a brilliant masterstroke of whoever said, “We should actually do this over there where it would feel more genuine.”  And it does do that.

RENNER: The movie was to be made or broken, shooting in Amman, Jordan.  We were lucky to get that.  It could have been shot in Kuwait, which would have been fine or Morocco, which would have been great.  It was like a character in the film.  It made our movie.  We  could have done this in Bakersfield or in the desert in California or in a sound stage but the movie wouldn’t have been the movie that it is.  No matter how great Kathryn is, no matter how great the performances by these actors are.  Being in Amman, Jordan we just had to do it there.   It was absolute hell.  I wouldn’t want to do it again but I’m so glad we did it.  It was the most important thing.  We were shooting this movie with plastic guns but it didn’t matter because the surroundings were so real.

It was reality.

I wasn’t in fear of my life but this is as close as I ever want to get to war.  And it’s also a beautiful place.  The Red Sea, the Dead Sea, the treasury, riding camels.  This was really cool being there but hell to shoot there for us because we weren’t shooting in great locations.  We were shooting in refugee camps.  It felt a little weird.  If I’m an Iraqi and I escaped to save my family from the war  – usually those people have money.  Now you see Humvees rolling through.  That’s weird ““ I don’t know how to feel about that.  It was really interesting.  I learned a lot.  I learned so much.  Invaluable information for sure.

July 9, 2009

Weekend Shopping Guide 7/10/09: The Future Now

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

Fans were lucky to get one – MAYBE 2 – Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collections each year during the old Rhino days, but Shout! Factory has really stepped up the pace as we now get their THIRD release, Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection: Volume XV (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP). The 4-disc set features The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy, The Girl In Lovers Lane, Zombie Nightmare, and Racket Girls. In addition to the episodes themselves, you also get a pair of clips packages taken from the long out-of-print MST3K scrapbook video, promos, interviews with the stars of Zombie Nightmare, and a sneak peek at Trace Beaulieu and Kevin Murphy’s contributions to a project called Hamlet A.D.D. Bring on the next volume!

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Sometimes you just have to sit back and admire a piece of equipment that takes a standard device and just plusses the heck out of it. Such is the case with the Neverlate Executive Alarm Clock ($59.99). It’s takes your basic alarm clock – you know, the thing you need to get your exhausted, overworked body aware enough to get out of bed and start another day – and adds functions such as two separate alarm schedules, customizable buzzers and sleep options, MP3 player input, a USB jack for recharging your equipment, and more. It’s definitely time for an upgrade.

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As much as I love Derren Brown’s various series (and I do love them so), I think I dig his live shows even more. There’s something supremely entertaining seeing a master mentalist and showman at work in front of an audience, where the energy is palpable. His latest show to make its way to DVD is Derren Brown: An Evening Of Wonders (Channel 4, Region 2, Not Rated, £12.98 SRP), and the title is an apt description. Bonus features include an all-too-brief interview and some deleted scenes.

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The cast has been shaken up (Deputies Garcia, Johnson, & Kimball are absent and Joe Lo Truglio and Ian Roberts have joined as Deputies Rizzo & Declan) and the comedy has gone even more into the realm of bizarre slapstick, but the sixth season of Reno 911 (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) remains a fun, funny romp in improvisational excess. Bonus features include outtakes, deputy profiles, and audio commentaries.

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Thee Beebs roll out of classic Doctor Who continues with a pair of new releases. The first comes from the William Hartnell years – Doctor Who: The Rescue Of The Romans (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP). The second is a Cyberman story from the Colin Baker years – Doctor Who: Attack Of The Cybermen (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). Both releases are, as usual, packed to the hilt with bonus materials, including commentaries, featurettes, interviews, and much more.

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Celebrate the launch of Apollo 11 and mankind’s trip to the moon with Moon Machines (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), a spiffy little documentary that looks at all of the amazing tech it took not only to get to the moon, but also to work on its surface.

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While most of the attention has been paid to contemporaries like Peter Cook, John Cleese, and David Frost, let me take a moment to give some proper attention to “The Two Johns” – Bird & Fortune – and the numerous gifts they’ve given to the field of brilliant satire. Much of their recent contributions are featured in Bird & Fortune: Two Johns and a Dinner Party (Channel 4, Region 2, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP), which contains almost 3 hours of their often prescient and thoroughly cutting face-to-face interview pieces, as well as their dinner party sketches. Trust me – just get this. You’ll want more.

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What otherwise might be an interesting, enjoyable thriller turns to mush when it stars Nic Cage, which is a shame when Knowing (Summit, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) could be a fun romp. Cage plays a professor who deciphers a coded message that accurately predicts upcoming disasters, leading him to try and uncover the source of the prophecies and find a way to prevent them. Bonus features include an audio commentary and a pair of featurettes.

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Personally, I can’t get into the charm and wit of The Prairie Home Companion. Regardless, I did enjoy the documentary Garrison Keillor: The Man On The Radio In The Red Shoes (Docurama, Not Rated, DVD-$26.95 SRP), which looks at the man behind The Prairie. Bonus features include outtakes, an interview with Keillor and Robert Altman, and footage of Keillor speaking to students.

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I’m not going to mention what recent film Push (Summit, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) is awfully similar to, but the tale of a group of super-powered operatives on the run from the government (one of which is Dakota Fanning) is enough of a silly romp to hold your interest. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a featurette.

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It’s not the feature-laden special edition that some were hoping for, but at least we have a nice, widescreen, spiffy high-def edition of Grumpy Old Men (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray- $28.99 SRP) – a still fun reunion of Jack Lemmon & Walter Matthau. The sole bonus feature is the theatrical trailer.

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Like most procedural shows, by the time you’ve seen a half-dozen episodes, you’ve pretty much seen all the rest – for good or ill. Third Watch (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) certainly falls into that mold. The 6-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus a gag reel.

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A little bit The Exorcist, a little The Omen, and a little Japanese horror, The Unborn (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is a standard, professional little thriller that doesn’t exactly break new ground. Bonus features include deleted scenes, plus both a theatrical and unrated cut of the flick. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.98 SRP) is also available with identical features.

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Take a very funny Australian sitcom about a white trash mother and daughter, remake it, put it on NBC starring Molly Shannon and Selma Blair, and watch all of the funny disappear. Such is the sad case with the first season of Kath & Kim (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). The 2-disc set features all 17 episodes, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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Oh, Power Rangers – you never seem to stop, like some kind of Energizer Bunny. The latest iteration is hitting DVD with Power Rangers RPM: Start Your Engines (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP). Yes, they fight monsters. Lots of ’em.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #103: Must Have Cape

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #103: Must Have Cape – Ken & Dana return with an episode that follows directly on from the previous episode. Isn’t that exciting? You know it!

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Masters Of Song Fu #4: Final Challenge Revealed!

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, there was a delay in putting up the final challenge songs and shadow entries. They will be going up this evening.

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a unique form of creative combat here at the Stop.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to Quick Stop to be voted on by you, the audience.

Oh, and what do we call this competition?

MASTERS OF SONG FU

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Let us not forget the very special Masters of MASTERS OF SONG FU. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu – one of which will be revealed as the ultimate challenger in THE FINAL CHALLENGE. Past Masters have included Jonathan Coulton, Paul & Storm, Neil Innes, The RiffTones, and Garfunkel & Oates. Any one of them could be the Master in the final Challenge – or perhaps it could be a brand new Master. Only the Challenger who garners the most cumulative votes in all 3 Challenges will move on to the Final and face that Master, mano a mano.

As with the last edition of Song Fu, all of the Challengers will be able to compete in every Challenge, and the Challenger with the most cumulative votes after the 3 Challenges will be the one that takes on the Master in the Final Round. So what was the first Challenge?

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

Write a song from the perspective of an inanimate object. This inanimate object must have no moving parts. Also no computers, no objects that look like living things, either human or animal (i.e. a statue, an action figure, etc.), and no celestial objects (i.e. the sun or the moon). Your song can be in any style you choose.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds.

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You’ll find the Round 1 songs from each of our Challengers below (for those Challengers that did not progress to Round 2, you’ll find those songs HERE), as well as the results of the Round 1 voting. The Challengers were then issued their Round 2 Challenge…

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ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

Write a march.

A march is “a piece of music with a strong regular rhythm which in origin was expressly written for marching to” – and that is your challenge. You can write on any topic. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 15 seconds.

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You’ll find the Round 2 songs from each of our Challengers below (for those Challengers that did not progress to Round 3, you’ll find those songs HERE), as well as the results of the Round 2 voting. The Challengers were then issued their Round 3 Challenge…

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ROUND 3 CHALLENGE

For your third challenge, you are to write a standard song. I am defining a “standard song” as one with a definite melody and a chorus that repeats at least once (to clarify: the chorus should appear at least twice in the song). However, your song must run EXACTLY 1 minute in length – no shorter, and no longer. You can write on any topic.

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You’ll find the Round 3 songs from each of our Challengers HERE. After all of the votes were tallied from the 3 rounds, there was but one winner, who has earned the right to go head-to-head with a Master. Below, not only will you find the winning Challenger, but also the identity of the Master and THE FINAL CHALLENGE…

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THE CHALLENGER

BERG AND JERRY

Berg and Jerry are a small suburban acoustic group comprised of Andrew Berg (Lead Vocals, Melodica and, maybe, eventually the Ukulele) and Jerry Geleff (Guitar and Backup Vocals). Mid-summer ’08, Berg and Jerry began writing songs together and since then… well, basically nothing. As rookies to this competition, these guys hope to at least make one good song, and entertain at least one person (*fingers crossed*). Berg and Jerry have a fun ska/indie/punk acoustic sound and often try to write clever witty lyrics. So listen, laugh, and something else that starts with an “L”, because Berg and Jerry are ready to slightly attempt to be THE MASTERS OF SONG FU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Official Website: www.myspace.com/bergandjerry
ROUND 3 SONG: “Inside Jokes”
ROUND 2 SONG: “This Day Shall Be Mine”
ROUND 1 SONG: “The Green Potato Chip Song“

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THE MASTER

MOLLY LEWIS

When she’s not bluffing her way through college courses or looking passably attractive from a distance, Molly Lewis enjoys playing ukulele, microwaving marshmallow Peeps, talking to cats, and Twittering. Early last year, she wrote two original songs, “MyHope” and “Road Trip”. “MyHope” is about the inevitable day when our children will learn how to navigate the interweb and how they will LOL at our old internet presences, namely MySpace; of “Road Trip”, Molly says it’s about “that astronaut lady who went crazy and wore the diapers, you remember that?” She has not written any songs since. Hopefully this competition will remedy that. When Molly was in middle school, she took up the guitar. That sank into the swamp. So she took up the mandolin. That sank into the swamp. So she took up the banjo. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the ukulele has stayed. And that’s what you’re going to get, Quick Stop Entertainment: the strongest ukulele in all of Tacoma, Washington. Molly defeated Masters Paul & Storm in Masters of Song Fu #3.

Official Website: www.sweetafton23.com/primer/
Twitter: twitter.com/Molly23

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To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 3 songs, CLICK HERE.

To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 2 songs, CLICK HERE.
To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 1 songs, CLICK HERE.

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THE FINAL CHALLENGE

Write a song about a journey. This journey must include 3 main characters. Your song can be in any style you choose.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds. Your song must be submitted in mp3 form (128-192kbps) either via e-mail (to songfu @ asitecalledfred.com – remember to remove the spaces) or a file upload service (like RapidShare or YouSendIt). Deadline for submission is 11:59pm EST on Friday, July 17th, 2009.

Voting on the Final Challenge will commence on Monday, July 20th, 2009.

Here’s an example of a song about a journey, featuring 3 main character, that may provide some inspiration…

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******This Challenge is also open to all Song Fu Challengers from any previous edition of Song Fu who would like to do an out-of-competition shadow entry. ALL SUBMITTED ENTRIES WILL BE FEATURED.*****

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ROUND 3 VOTING RESULTS – THE CHALLENGERS

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ROUND 2 VOTING RESULTS – THE CHALLENGERS

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ROUND 1 VOTING RESULTS – THE CHALLENGERS

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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July 8, 2009

Toy Box: Spread Heads!

Filed under: Toy Box — Tags: , — admin @ 1:37 am

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Normally I review toys and collectibles, but occasionally something sort of like that, but not quite like that, comes along that demands attention. Or something. I’m not sure what these little guys are demanding, but it’s something. Also, I usually do reviews, but think of this one as more of a feature. Sort of a ‘these are mighty amusing and your kids might like them’ sort of thing.

They’re call Spread Heads. The concept is simple enough – can you think of anything funnier than when your buddy laughed so hard that milk spewed out of his nose? Or what about cousin Jimmy who used to bring something extra to every event by puking mustard? Family reunions haven’t been the same sent they sent Jimmy away.

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That’s where the Spread Heads come in. Currently there are two – Ketchep Charlie (the yellow guy) and Mustard Marvin (the green guy). Pop these guys on the ketchup and mustard bottle at the next picnic, and watch as their particular condiment comes oozing out an orifice!

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Both have high quality plastic screw tops behind the masks, that allow them to be attached to the top of your condiment bottle. As you can see, I attached them to a couple regular, right out of the store bottles, but they also work great with those picnic style dispensers. Once Ketchup Charlie is in place, you just squeeze the bottle and your red sugary tomato paste comes oozing out his nostrils. Then there’s Marvin, who seemingly spews mustard right out of his mouth, his green face adding to the overall effect.

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The faces themselves are made from a soft rubber, and are dishwasher safe. While the majority of the face is cast in plastic the color you see, the eyes are painted. I noticed a couple smudges on Marvin’s eye, which I’d mention if this was a real review, but it’s not, so I won’t.

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These goofy bottle toppers have shown up on the Tonight Show (B.C. – Before Conan), Rachel Ray, the Today Show, and several others. Of course, the potential of other characters, other condiments, and other fluids is pretty much endless. They already have a cat and dog (Pete and Oscar) due out this month that will spit out toothpaste, with plenty more in the works.

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These are a pretty cheap form of entertainment too, running only about $4.50 each. Your inner child, as well as the one across the picnic table from you, is going to get plenty of amusement from these guys. Just don’t tell your wife you think it’s funny, unlless you like the eye roll treatment.

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You can check them out at the Spread Heads website or follow them on Twitter (and follow me while your at it!).

Party Favors: FRIDAY THE 13th’s David Kagen

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CAMP NOBEBOSCO, NJ — Critics enjoy mocking the Friday the 13th films as a mindless exercise in human slaughtering by the goalie masked wearing Jason. The body count was more important than the plot. But amongst the carnage of the dozen films was one that stood out. Friday 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives combined a ghoulish sense of humor without compromising the grotesque homicides. What’s even more astonishing is that it gave us Sheriff Michael Garris. He was a lawman that could handle the undead Jason Voorhees.

“Don’t piss me off, junior, or I will repaint this office with your brains,” he announced. I had a chance to talk with the man behind Garris’ badge and mustache when David Kagen called the Party Favors hotline. He was ready to chat about the DVD release of Friday 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives: Deluxe Edition.

While the earlier five parts were shot in the Northeast and California, the producers took this sixth outing deep down South to Covington, Georgia. The low budget production was also low profile to keep the locals happy.

“When we were down in Georgia filming, they didn’t want people to know what was being filmed,” Kagen said. “When they posted signs, they called it something else.”

Was it hard to keep Jason and his iconic goalie mask shielded from the locals?

“We didn’t go out to eat that way,” Kagen said. “We did the killings and everything were done in secluded places. There was a lot of night shooting.”

The amazing thought is how in today’s internet age, there would be little chance of a production keeping such a secret. Somebody would leak out the location via a twitter. But back in the mid-80s, the was no instant communications for film geeks.

Most stories about filming in Georgia include descriptions of unbearable heat and humidity. There are nightmarish tales of film melting in the cans. What sort of weather did Kagen experience?

“It was comfortable at night. We put a jacket on,” Kagen said. Anytime you can’t remember the weather in Georgia, it had to be good weather. For those curious of the days it was shot, Kagen went into Atlanta to see Tony Bennett and Rosemary Clooney at the Fox Theatre.

How did he land the role of Sheriff Garris?

“My manager was friendly with the people casting it. He got me in,” Kagen said.

His manager might have got him the meeting, but it was his ultimate cop mustache that made him perfect for the role. Turns out he didn’t grow the facial hair just for the role.

“I had the mustache for a lot of years,” Kagen declared. “It was just my thing. I played bad guys, cops and detectives, lawyers and hard-boiled businessmen. It was kinda related to what I did. Gave me a little edge.”

As the film went on, the role of the Sheriff grew bigger for Kagen.

“They added some things. They really liked what I was doing. That whole fight between Jason and myself was all added. They liked what they were seeing and they put together this whole thing. I was excited and flattered by that.

“The way I did my work as an actor and the way the script was written with the jokes and the tongue and cheek, I just sunk my teeth into and did my thing. Tom (McLoughlin) just kept encouraging me. It was very satisfying and fun.”

The film was rumored to have a budget of $3 million. Was it an extremely low budget film for its time? Or could you get a lot of film production for that price over two decades ago? Kagen didn’t know the actual budget, but he remembers it wasn’t a lavish set.

“The guy who was the DP was also the camera operator, Jon Kranhouse,” Kagen. “I don’t know if that was by his choice or if it was a budget thing or both. It was nice for me. I can’t remember any other film that I quite had that experience. Usually there’s a separate camera operator. We only shot for six weeks or so. For a bigger budget feature film, you’re talking twelve weeks. So we got half. But I didn’t feel it. It was a wonderful experience.”

The budget was big enough so the producer’s mom never showed up to cook all the meals. Even though Kagen wasn’t in a majority of the film, his time in Georgia wasn’t short.

“I was there the last day when it wrapped. We shot all night and had a wrap party at six in the morning. I’m not sure if I was there from the very, very, very beginning. They tried to consolidate my time. I was in a lot of the movie so I was there for most of the shoot. It seemed like four or five weeks.”

Kagen doesn’t mind getting to the set earlier and watching what’s going on when he’s not in front of the cameras.

“You sort of get a feel for what’s going on for the whole movie,” Kagen said. “I like to do that whenever I do something. I’ll show up early. I like to be on the set and get a feeling of the style, the tone and the feeling of how everybody is working.”

Was he able to hang with Ron Palilo (Horshack on Welcome Back, Kotter)? Ron bit it early.

“Yeah,” Kagen said. “We talked. I was around. Nice guy. It’s just the way it is. I was around so much, I got to meet most of the people.”

The film marked the cinematic debut of Tony Goldwyn (Ghost) in a memorable murder scene. Did Kagen get to see Goldwyn’s memorable VW Bug related death?

“I was around for that, but we didn’t talk a lot,” Kagen said.

The cool part about making a film in the mid-80s was that the stunts weren’t completely composited in CGI. The signature stunt of Friday 13th Part VI was an RV wreck that only Jason survives. Was Kagen around the day they launched the RV?

“Oh yeah. That took a whole day to set that up. That was the last shot and they had to get it done while there was enough darkness so it would match. They had cameras planted here and planted there because that was a one time thing.

“When that RV left the ground, you could see underneath the RV. There was air. You could see people standing across in the field. That thing left the ground. They really did it. God forbid they have to right that RV after it’s been damaged like that and shoot it again.”

The actor had high praise for the tech guys who know how to make an audience squirm.

“The people who have the most fun on the set are the special effects and make up guys,” Kagen said. “There will be a scene where somebody’s leg gets torn off. The first time they shoot they scene, they’ll shoot with the foot pointing towards the camera so you can’t see blood and guts. Then they say, ‘Now let’s turn the guts toward the camera. We need more green here and more disgusting colors.’ It’s really like kids at play. There is the one where the guy gets his head crushed by Jason and I fall down right in his face. That’s one where they did it one way and then added colors.”

The multiple violence levels have led to alternate cuts of the film.

“As I remember it, that was one of the problems with my killing. There are some versions out there where they show the whole in actual time. On some versions it’s very abbreviated. He’d be bending me and suddenly I’m bent.”

When Kagen bumps into actors that appeared in Friday 13th films, is there a bond like students who survived Catholic High School?

“I guess there’s a certain understanding,” he replied.

There are numerous stories about the various actors that played Jason Voorhees in the Friday 13th film series. Did C.J. Young hide from the rest of the actors and only appear when the director yelled action? What was Kagen’s relationship with C.J. Young?

“Good,” Kagen said. “We had fun. We got to be together a lot and talk. He really cared. He wanted to do a good job. He really wanted do what would make it most effective. He paid attention and committed. I haven’t seen him in years.”

According to the imdb, Young might still be a casino manager at the Flamingo in Las Vegas. Jason Voorhees could be roaming the same hotel as Donny and Marie Osmond. Now that would be a Friday 13th worthy of being shot in Imax.

How nasty was it for Kagen to look at the undead makeup Young had under the goalie mask?

“I don’t know if I should tell, as far as I remember, they didn’t do stuff under the mask,” Kagen admitted.

Young didn’t spend hours in the makeup room getting the gore goop applied?

“I don’t think so,” Kagen said.

While Kagen has performed in dozens of films and TV shows over the years, Jason Lives is the one that gets him noticed.

“I run into fans in the strangest places. I was on a hike in the Angeles National Forest on a weekday. I’m walking down a trail and I see somebody coming toward me. As he gets ten feet away from me, he say, ‘Oh my God, you were in Friday 13th Part VI.’ I never expected this.

“I never expected it would be so popular. I continue to get fan letters and run into people who tell me when they first saw it. I went to an autograph signing for the DVD and I got to hear stories about how old they were when they first saw it. This young kid came up to me. I said, ‘How old were you when you saw it?’ He said, ‘Six.’ I said, ‘What? You were six years old?’ He said, ‘My brother and his friends were watching it. I snuck into the room. They saw me there and said, you better not tell mom or we’ll kill you.”

It struck home that Friday 13th Part VI came out around the time that VCRs and renting movies on videotape had become a normal way of watching R rated entertainment in the comfort of a living room. There would be no more tales of having to sneak past the ushers into the forbidden multiplex theater. A generation merely had to remember to hit play after the parental units went to bed.

After the DVD autograph session, Kagen intends on attending more horror conventions.

“I’m just starting to do that. It was really interesting,” Kagen said. “The fans were so nice, sweet and pleased. They’re very grateful for the opportunity to say hello.”

Kagen played Major Klev on the “Detained” episode of Star Trek: Enterprise. Does this qualify him to also pop up at Star Trek conventions?

“Evidently,” Kagen said. “We’re going to see.”

Lately Kagen has been getting roles on shows such as Life, House M.D. and CSI. But I had to ask him about two of his early guest appearances on A-Team and 21 Jump Street. What did Kagen remember the most from his time around Mr. T?

“Well, I was on the set one day when Mr. T decided not to show up,” Kagen said. “They had to double him. He was at a football game or something like that, if I recall. They could double him because he was in a truck.”

He did wish he could have talked with George Peppard since they both went to Carnegie Mellon University. But Peppard had a contract that set up the shoot day so he was last to arrive and first to split.

What was his impression of a young Johnny Depp?

“I didn’t have scenes with him, but I was around,” Kagen said. “What was interesting is that same kind of freedom and bravery and being his own person, you could see that on 21 Jump Street. Between takes there was a level of confidence. He wasn’t uptight. The main thing is he was brave. He wasn’t careful and I mean that in a good way. It’s good for an actor to not be careful. You need to be free to create and do your thing. To not censor yourself. Let people see what your feelings are about a particular scene or moment: do it. Stick your neck out, take a chance.”

You can see what happened when David Kagen stuck his neck out while battling Jason Voorhees on the Friday 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives: Deluxe Edition DVD.

SET SPY REPORT

Our man on the set of Miley Cyrus’ upcoming The Last Song said that it’s impossible to get near the Hannah Montana gal with her wall of bodyguards. Although he reported Greg Kinnear wanders around the locations unprotected. Where are all the Auto Focus fanatics? This man ought to have the Hell’s Angels keeping away folks willing to scream out, “A day without sex is a day wasted!” Where are our society’s priorities?

SUMMER TV FUN

True Blood is back. I was so getting sick of those promise ring wearing Twilight vampires. We’re still trying to come up with a term for the blood snowball that was featured on the first episode. Hung has much promise with Thomas Jane getting back to his Boogie Nights roots. Weeds continues to roll out of control, but at least it’s an interesting tumble. Nurse Jackie reminds me why I hate going to hospitals. Edie Falco has topped her role on The Sopranos.

Cake Boss on TLC is like what would happen if the guys at Ace of Cakes rented out their basement to a meth lab. While the Cake Boss pastries look delicious, the baking crew is too high strung.

The teasers for Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian go to Miami has inspired my new show: Lon Cox: VD Hunter to the Stars. Each week Lon will track down what celebrity has spread a new strain of VD around Los Angeles. Lon is America’s greatest Matlock impersonator so his down home Southern folksie style will disarm people getting the harsh news about why they keep itching in bad places.

DVD SHELF

G.I. Joe A Real American Hero: Season 1.1 brings us the animated action before the live action film hits the screen. The series was a toy catalog come to life with all the amazing action figures in full motion in 1983. There’s lots of fighting, shooting, exploding, ass kicking and product placement. It’s easy to see why parent groups had major issues with it, but what did those loser know about being entertained? G.I. Joe isn’t an actual person, but the codename for an elite team of soldiers whose sole purpose is the defend the world from the evil plans of Cobra. Duke leads a force made up of characters that could be purchased individually at ChildWorld. Cobra was led by Cobra Commander and Destro, the evil scientist. They were the original terrorists that threatened America and the world. Unlike Super Friends, where a majority of the screen time features barely animated talking heads with a little action, the G.I. Joe episodes have more action than a Michael Bay flick. This is less talk, more rock. Cobra is a well-armed force with massive headquarters. Where do they get their funding? And why did they spend a fortune on a gladiator arena when that cash could have gone to buying more laser cannons? The first three miniseries (five episodes long) can be played like a movie even though they do include the bumpers for the commercial breaks. There’s 22 episodes spread over the 4 DVDs. They biggest bonus feature is the 1963 product introduction reel for the original G.I. Joe dolls. It’s a big thrill to see the four dolls with their numerous military outfits. Easy to see why they became a major seller with the cool weapons. Your father (or even grandfather) will get a kick out of this vintage footage. Prepare to freeze frame so he can figure out which accessories he got for his birthday in 1966. They also have numerous “Knowing Is Half the Battle” PSAs that get spoofed on Robot Chicken. There’s ads featuring the ’80s action figures. As an added bonus, you get a few G.I. Joe and Cobra tattoos.

Reno 911: The Complete Sixth Season, Uncensored brings back America’s favorite messed up sheriff’s department. Things have changed on the force with Deputies Garcia, Johnson and Kimball gone. They’re replacements include Sgt. Declan (a suspected transvestite), Deputy Frank Rizzo (a drugged up undercover agent) and a receptionist (who enjoys giving extras). The chemistry change breaths a fresh breath into the act. Rizzo’s stake out with Jones is hilarious as they keep doing illegal acts to prove they’re legit. Jones and Williams infiltrate a swingers party that leads to a key exchange. The force does their best to make Reno unattractive to avoid a visit from the Pope. They don’t want to deal with the extra work. Two episodes deal with Dangle suspected of homicide at his murder mystery party. There are commentary tracks. The bonus features includes nearly an episode of outtakes including the complete commercials for linoleum floors and the sheriff’s department. A really long sketch features the guys from Human Giant pushing the worst vacation deal ever on the cops. There’s 15 more episodes on 2 DVDs. The incompetent cop humor is in full force in Reno once more.

Arthur Hailey’s Hotel: The First Season is the Love Boat for people who get sea sick. The guest stars checked into San Francisco’s St. Gregory Hotel for adventures that were a little less light than on the Pacific Princess. The place is run by James Brolin (best known as Mr. Barbra Streisand or Josh Brolin’s dad). The pilot movie has Bette Davis owning the joint, but they cart her away before the regular season. The movie does have Erin Moran in her post Happy Days glam. She’s supposed to be a singer. This first season is packed with semi-major stars including Richard Hatch (both Battlestar Galacticas), Gary Collins (Drunk RV driver), Vic Tayback (Mel from Alice), Heather Locklear (pre-Cougar), Scatman Crothers (The Shining), and Adrienne Barbeau (Maude). Roy Thinnes (The Invaders) plays a guest who can’t remember who he is. If he walks out on his bill, they’ll know who he is. The most stunning moment is Tori Spelling as a little gal. She got this role without any help from her father, executive producer Aaron Spelling. Hotel‘s weird casting keeps it lighter than the scripts intended it to be.

Trailer Park: DON’T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME

By Christopher Stipp

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I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

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parker_2305One of the things that instantly sprang to mind this past week when the first ever pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new brood hit the public hungry for celebrity photos wasn’t that here was a gorgeous family. No, my first reaction was, “When did Ferris Bueller start sporting mutton chops and a swooping, graying bob of a haircut that makes him look like an extra in a stage production of The Pirates of Penzance?”

I am fully indoctrinated into the lasting effects of John Hughes’ films.

One of the things that I’ve been working on for the past almost 2 and a half years is chasing down a story about a gaggle of filmmakers who went out to find out whether John Hughes still strikes a chord with today’s youth, decades after he made the core of his adolescent oeuvre, and to opine with some of the film’s stars about the process of working with the man who would be permanently a part of many teens who are now grown adults.

What is striking about this is what while it’s taken such a long, long, long time to finally have a story to write about for you all to read about is that this couldn’t have been a more appropriately fitting story to share with an audience who has come this way via Kevin Smith, not only an appreciator of Hughes’ work but who makes an appearance in this documentary, DON’T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME. The four filmmakers who put themselves at the center of this film, Matt Austin, Michael Facciolo, Kari Hollend and Lenny Panzer, go out on a road trip to put together the legacy of what made Hughes so influential to them, to those who have seen his films, and to make their way to his front door. Literally.

This is merely the beginning of a multi-part interview series with the film’s creative nerve center and to hopefully get all of you interested enough to pick up next month’s 80’s themed issue of GEEK MONTHLY magazine where I have written a full piece on this. As well, if you want some behind the scenes/on the cutting room floor snippets of the documentary please feel free to patronize these filmmakers’ blog right here. They are planning release this as a movie you’ll be able to directly buy but until that happens please enjoy the conversation below.

johnCHRISTOPHER STIPP: Where to begin? It’s probably best to start where you and everyone else came together to want to do this.

KARI HOLLEND: Matt and Lenny were the ones who came up with the idea this was their brain child. The two of them were working on writing a script together and they were trying to write a good coming of age teenage story and they started talking and obviously when you are going down that road John Hughes comes to mind and it sort of provoked the question ““ “What ever happened to the guy?”

What ever happened to films like those and it became the bigger question and once they started talking about it they realized like there is no way we could ever write a script close to John Hughes ““ here’s an idea ““ why don’t we go figure out where the guy is. So I get a call from Matt who already had Michael and Lenny – at that time they were all actors as well. I am the only outcast who doesn’t act, or you could say sane person, and I get this call from Matt who I met once or twice and he’s like, “Kari, I have to come visit you at your office. I have this idea but need to pitch it to you in person.” So he came by but the original pitch of the documentary in the end is ironic ““ they had proposed that the four of us get on a bus ““ they wanted me to get on board and be a producer with them and then we get on a bus for two weeks and we travel across to Lake Forest, which is where John Hughes lives and we go to deliver a script to John Hughes and along the way we find out if anyone knows who he is, does anyone remember his films fondly, where do they fit in the world today? So I was kind of like, “You know what? I don’t really know you guys that well. I’m not getting on a fucking bus for two weeks to live on a school bus and I don’t really see that thing entertaining. I do like the idea of the John Hughes idea. Why don’t we work from there and formulate it?” We sort of left it at that and thought of who we could interview. Three days later we had Ally. She was our first yes and we are forever grateful.

CS: That’s wild.

HOLLEND: It was so fucked up. We were like, “OK, this is crazy.” I will just throw things out there and see what happens. I said, “Why don’t we see if anyone will even talk to us?” So, this was February of ’06 by the way. Then Matt emails me and says there is this John Hughes film festival at the University of Maryland in March. We should go check it out. So we thought it was really crazy that these university kids are having this film festival because that means they are aware and here becomes the beginning, the evolution of what our original thesis is and part of it today which is do people today relate to the Hughes films and do they relate to films of that genre today. So sure enough, we drive to Maryland ““ our first road trip of many ““ and that was really a big bonding experience for us. We didn’t really know each other that well. So we get in the car in March and in Toronto it’s still really snowy and kind of gross and Spring is looming and it’s around the corner and we drive to Maryland and it’s all beautiful and blossomed and warm and we get to the picturesque American town and University actually the town wasn’t so picturesque it was kind of ghetto but the University was beautiful and sure enough, we started talking to all these teenagers who started to unload on us about how they don’t make films like this any more, what’s wrong with Hollywood, we hate all the films today, we can’t relate to anyone. I believe one of the first quotes we got was “I relate to Molly Ringwald more than Jessica Alba ““ I just don’t look like that.”

I’ve seen those films 100’s of times and they talked about where they saw them and it was either a hand down from their parents or TV. It was just a part of their world. You almost didn’t meet one person on that campus in their early 20’s who hadn’t seen some or all of the Hughes films. So, then it was like, “OK, we’re on to something, let’s do this documentary.” That March road trip was the kickoff.

And even though the University was behind this film festival it was students who were running it and I think it showed us the voice is coming from the kids. It wasn’t the teachers saying let’s do this film festival for John ““ it was the kids, the students, saying this was important.

And just to give you some insight none of us had ever done a documentary before. In the name of Kevin Smith, we said fuck it, he says to credit card it, let’s just keep going and rack up enough debt until we run out of money, someone will give us money. So at this point we had no funding. We were just like GO. We didn’t even have preproduction. We went from pitch to production. So you can imagine now as more experienced filmmakers we realize the importance of development and preproduction are so imperative and we basically did everything ass backwards. And it has made for a very entertaining line. So here we are again without a penny to our names, we all have our credit cards and what is in our bank accounts and we start to proceed and so begins the huge list, everyone we tried to contact and how we got all the interviews and what it took to get them.

MICHAEL FACCIOLO: And you know, following up on what she’s saying one of the things that after she said yes it kind of became a real snowball effect.

CS: How did you find that getting answers to how these unknowns became known actors?

HOLLEND: We got to interview Jackie Burch who was the casting director for 16 Candles and Breakfast Club.

She mentioned how the Jake Ryan character almost wasn’t cast ““ all these stories about how she found these kids and Judd Nelson’s character Bender ““ wore the clothes he was wearing to the audition. The clothes that he wore in the Breakfast Club ““ his character – was a direct reflection of who he was during the audition. He wasn’t a known actor yet and Jackie was one of our first yes’s and she gave us this incredible interview. Everyone who came on board was very generious two of the biggest ones, Louise Ward and Pam Silverstien. They both came on board early on and helped to shepherd us as did Jackie. They put out their feelers and were really supporting us. My first call to Louise ““ she’s this amazing woman, very intelligent, and has the craziest vocabularies she asked me, “So, who else do you have?” And at that point I think I only had Ally and someone else and she was like, “Oh honey. You need some help ““ you can’t go calling people and tell them that you have one person. Don’t you have John Hughes?”

That is when she took pity on us and decided to shepard us.

sixteenCS: When you first started rolling tape and you don’t have a real thesis in mind other than to find out the cultural impact of John Hughes, what were you finding in your dailies and going back finding out what people were saying, were there any surprises when you started to take a look at the footage?

FACCIOLO: When we looked back at the footage? Like what was the feeling of the responses we were getting while it was happening?

CS: Right. Anything your were assuming going in that maybe you weren’t …

HOLLEND: We started to ask, “Where did you go, John Hughes, in the middle of Hollywood?” People are not happy. Not just the people working in the system but people who are going to see films and paying $20.00 plus for the experience and coming out really unfulfilled. We went back to the drawing board…how a film gets made ““ we almost had too much to talk about. For example, we met with a guy and this is already a year and a half into it who does market research for the studios and talked about the process now vs. then. “You could never make Breakfast Club now in a studio,” he said, “One location. All dialogue. It’s like, where’s the sex, drugs, everything, you know?” So, really the idea of how Hollywood changed became a focus point. We didn’t have any studio executives as it was difficult to get them on camera and then halfway though we finally got some to sit down with us to talk about how the system has changed. , I don’t think that’s coming back into the documentary because that veers into a whole other film we will show some of the footage on our blog.

We started to realize that what was going to make our film better was to let things be assumed and not hit them over the head. So by hearing teenagers say “I’m not happy” and hearing the actors talk about what it took to make the films back then one would assume you could put A plus B equals C because in those messages it says, “We’re not happy.” You got your audience and the industry saying things have changed.

But we don’t want to beat them over the head with it in the film. You either pick it up or you don’t.

CS: So what was the genesis of tracking down John Hughes?

FACCIOLO: Basically, after we interviewed all sorts of people, it became pretty clear that the one thing we were missing…there is a little bit of sub story to this…Kari and I went over to David Anderlie’s house in Los Angeles, who was the music supervisor for Hughes, and he was the head of A&M Records at the time and was responsible, along with Hughes, for making popular a lot of those bands in the 80’s….

HOLLEND: Simple Minds

FACCIOLO: Simple Minds, Echo and The Bunnymen, all those guys, and he happens to be neighbors with Judd Nelson. I mean, next door neighbors.

HOLLEND: Literally next door. Like, “Hey, buddy, here’s your mail in the morning. How’s it going Judd?”

FACCIOLO: So Judd did an interview with us for the film, and Kari and I were like, “There’s Judd Nelson sitting in the yard.” And if you were want to know about his yard, he’s got gargoyles and Barbie with her head cut off handing from his front door as a chime.

HOLLEND: He’s a dark guy.

FACCIOLO: So anyway we convinced him to come down to our edit suite and we would screen the film for him. So he sat there and watched the film. He didn’t say a word really. He sat there pretty quiet through the whole thing. This was one of the earlier cuts in the film.

But this was before our road trip idea. So at the end of it, he sat there for quite a while and after about 10 minutes he changed. And the first thing out of his mouth was, “I want to hear about you guys. I want to hear about these people that were passionate enough and felt it important enough to find answers to these questions.” And on Kari’s, we’ll call it her 29th birthday, it became clear that what we needed to do was go find John Hughes himself.

HOLLEND: It was my 31st birthday.

FACCIOLO: So that was the genesis for the road trip. Us understanding that we had to go and find the man himself.

HOLLEND: It was important to us….we kind of came at this road trip from a few different perspectives. One being that that was the original idea. I said no to two weeks on a bus with these guys and it ended up being Deal / No Deal and I always refer to that because I chose the wrong suitcase. I said no to two weeks so I sign up for three fucking years on the road without ever realizing what I’m getting into. So we said we’re going to pack ourselves into a van and come at this with a bit of an apology. We’re coming at this from a place, it’s been three and a half years, we were four inexperienced filmmakers, we’ve done everything wrong and right at the same time and the one thing after 21 cuts of our film, 80 hours of footage, make blood, sweat and tears literally, 3 of us got married over the course of this film, one of us, two of the guys ““ their wives are about to have babies, our executive producer producer had twins ““ so many things have happened with our personal lives, so many things have happened. But this film is us coming to the audience and saying here we are 3 and a half years later. But this film is us coming to the audience and saying here we are two and a half years later, x amount of money in the hole, in debt ““ we feel like the thing left to do now because one of the questions that came out through the documentary is, “Did you get to Hughes and did you try?” And we felt like now is our time. Now is the time to get on the road and do this and to tell you where we’re coming from because we did make a lot of mistakes doing this and we’re coming to you almost naked saying, “Here’s our story, here’s how it happened, why it happened and we think without our story intertwined in this it doesn’t have as much potency, it doesn’t have as much heart.” And this road trip really shows the heart of the film in two days, which is ironic again because all of Hughes’s films take place over: a) a journey and b) a very short time. Breakfast Club, an afternoon, 16 Candles, the birthday, Weird Science, a weekend when the parents went out of town, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. So this is our little version of our Hughes experience.

CS: But, it wasn’t planned like that.

HOLLEND: No, it wasn’t planned like that. We realized it after and over the course of this weekend of us driving in a van and searching through Lake Forest to find him and all the discoveries that happened, again, tensions are high. It’s been two and a half years, we all have very different personalities, which certainly come out and we all have conflicting ideas and a lot of this came out on camera. This road trip was a linchpin ““ a beginning, middle and end. We start at the end and sort of preface what is about to be shown which is the conversation that happens in all the interviews and then you sort of follow us and wonder ““ do they get him? Do they get to Hughes? That’s the question of the whole film.

hughes3-182-of-340-1CS: That aside, about whether or not you talk to him and whether or not you had any conversation with him, what were some of the thoughts and reflections on some of the people you talked to as to why he made all these really rock solid films and then just pulled a J.D. Salinger?

FACCIOLO: It came out he was always an outcast. I don’t think ever really cared to be a part of that Hollywood scene and don’t think he enjoyed it much. He directed to protect the material. He’s a writer. He’s always been a writer. As Kevin Smith said, F.U. guys. “You’re lucky if your filmmaker gives you one good film.” It’s like “I gave you 5 good teen films” how much more do you expect him to give? You’re selfish if you do ask for more, that sort of thing. Going back to the JD Salinger thing, it’s funny ““ it comes up a lot. Him being a recluse.

But then all of a sudden we drive into this town where he lives in, which is this beautiful Norman Rockwell type town. He lives in this absolutely beautiful house. He’s happily married to his high school sweetheart. He’s a family man now and is certainly not a recluse within his own home. We met his mailman, we met his pizza man. He’s living his life which is one of the conclusions I got that is directly related to his last teen film that he directed, and in my opinion, this quote that I will say gives his most adult advice without the actors saying it or showing it ““ life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around you are going to miss it.

He was just taking his own advice.

HOLLEND: As a teenager and adolescent you can never have the foresight to understand what that really means. You only understand that as you get older. And for the most part we all get greedy. We want more and more and more. And he’s sort of saying, you know what? My pockets are pretty full right now. I have this incredible life. He’s got quite a lot of money in the bank. Maybe he’s just not hungry anymore. Like Andrew McCarthy, he took his bat and ball and went home. He’s living a wonderful, beautiful life. So, to me, he’s not a recluse. He’s just living off the fruits of his labor and basically hanging it up when it’s time to retire and enjoying retirement.

FACCIOLO: Do you want to hear my theory?

CS: Yes.

FACCIOLO: He’s coming back.

Just like Edmond Dantes, from the Count of Monte Cristo, and he’s been quoted as saying he’s going to have the last laugh. And I don’t know… Are you familiar with the story of the Count of Monte Cristo?

CS: He eventually comes back and…..

FACCIOLO: Yeah, he takes revenge on people who have harmed him. So, if you ask me, John Hughes’s story is the story of Edmond Dantes.

HOLLEND: I wouldn’t agree with that necessarily and I think it’s a little convoluted. I think he’ll come back. I don’t think he’s as bitter as people think. Michael says he writes as Edmond Dantes which is not really true. He uses that as an alias. But all the things that have been rewritten with his name, those are stories he wrote 20 years ago. The only thing they gave the writers for Drillbit Taylor was the pitch. High school nerds hire a bodyguard to help protect them from a bully. They never got to see the original treatment, which is John’s. He just got the story idea. The majority of stuff you see with his name on it, other than Edmond Dantes, are things he wrote years ago ““ taking things out of the vault. So he hasn’t really written anything new in years. It’s all old stuff of his from the vault.

CS: Why does his last few movies feel so different, in your own opinions? Why does his last couple efforts didn’t have the same kind of feel, the same kind of resonance as his other films?

HOLLEND: In my opinion, he was hired to do a job. The other ones came from him. I think it’s fair to say the ones that came from his heart and his mind were the ones that had the most pull. The other ones that he started just working for a studio ““ make us more money, make us more money here’s the idea ““ Go ““ I think that’s when, and there’s a great interview, that he starts to become disingenuous. That’s when it starts to fall apart because those weren’t his ideas. I think he writes very much from experience and from his own personal thoughts and his heart. Asking him to write something he’s not connected to, I think you get a combination of a big blockbuster hit that appeals to the masses but doesn’t really resonate with anyone.

FACCIOLO: If I had a hundred million dollars in my bank account and I never had to work again ““ I don’t know how that would affect me as an artist but I think it would affect me someway.

CS: Talk to me about the interviews. You probably got from students how important he was ““ his films are obviously different than the teen films we get today ““ which are really not very good ““ whether that’s us waxing nostalgia or whether that’s the absolute truth ““ what were you finding from the actors, the players, what are some interesting tales of how John Hughes orchestrated his film sets?

HOLLEND: I think one of the most interesting things was how he treated them. He was really a collaborator. He was very open. He would talk to them on their level rather than pandering down to them which was very apparent because it comes across on screen. He’s not talking down to his audience. He would let these kids, because they were essentially kids at the time, be very much a part of the process and contribute to their characters.

hughes3-195-of-340-12FACCIOLO: And you know, he was a writer. Before he was a director I think his true talent was in writing, and as director Howard Deutch said, he directed to protect the writing a lot of the time.

HOLLEND: I think what we found was they appreciated his willingness to let them go where they needed to go. And the other thing, every single person talked about music. Judd Nelson said the thing was, “he was getting it from somewhere.” He knew what we were listening to before we were listening to it.” He was just amazing at getting inside the minds of these teenagers at the age of 35. I remember, Ally talked about how at one point on the Breakfast Club he would go up to each one of them and say, “You are playing me.” Each one of them were playing a character that he played or that he was in high school. I just think he was open and collaborative.

He wasn’t afraid to say I don’t know.

Judd Nelson said that. All of a sudden, overnight ““ I’m paraphrasing what Judd Nelson said ““ overnight somebody in this day and age becomes a director and all of a sudden that means they know everything there is to know about editing, everything there is to know about sound, they know everything there is to know about color-correction, which is isn’t the case. And I think John was very open and surrounded himself with the right people and saying, “I don’t know, what do you think?” That’s an important lesson and I think that’s something that now with everyone being a filmmaker, with You Tube and the digital age, everyone thinks they knows what it takes and I think one of the biggest things, as an artist or filmmaker, is being able to say, I don’t know.

FACCIOLO: You know it’s funny, if you watch The Breakfast Club you see so many similarities between David Lee’s films ““ obviously completely different right? But, David Lee is known for taking his actors and giving them a year’s worth of preparation on their character. So while we met and talked to these actors who took part in his films, they understood those characters in such a deep, intrinsic level that it was easy to go off the dialogue and it was easy to create really good stuff because they were so into the character and so into the process and I think, like Kari was saying, I think he instilled a little bit of himself into each of those characters.

And Howard Deutch talked about he’s almost a freak in his genius. Howie Deutch directed Some Kind of Wonderful and Pretty in Pink and one night he said, again, paraphrasing, he was on John’s couch and they were in production supposed to be doing some rewrites for Some Kind of Wonderful and 5 hours later John comes up with 50 pages and he hands it to Howie and he said “What are you doing man? I thought you were supposed to be doing some rewrites?” and he said, “I was but read this.” And it ended up being the first 50 pages of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, that he wrote in a matter of hours.

CS: How was John Hughes able to make his films feel so intimate?

HOLLEND: I think there was a combination of things and this is where it helps to talk to people like Jackie Burch for starters, regarding casting. She cast real teenagers. They were really people you would see in high school. Look at Anthony Michael Hall ““ he looked like a 16 year old boy. Today, they don’t. And all these glamorous lives and cars and toys that everyone has in films today ““ it’s not like that everywhere. He hit it on the head and made it available not just for the rich and famous living in LA and New York. He lived in the middle of nowhere. He’s got the weird aunts, got the grandparents feeling you out during puberty. He painted all these details It’s what everyone relates to. With broad strokes, everyone can laugh and it’s funny. It’s the heart of the matter that makes you say, “I could be that person or I understand what that person is going through.” And, by making these films in Chicago, in Northbrook or Shermer, or some fictitious place we’ve been to three times, he really painted a picture of what so many people lives are actually like.

FACCIOLO: And I think if you go back to his hometown and you spend just 20 minutes in that town, you just know, you understand where these characters came from. They are real people. John Hughes didn’t grow up in a wealthy neighborhood. He grew up on the outskirts of a wealthy suburb of Chicago, which he now lives in.

ferrisHOLLEND: It’s a combination ““ the setting, the costumes, the characters, the writing, the directing.

FACCIOLO: I think the writing was the biggest thing. He was able to speak the language that people understood.

People at the time didn’t ““ Mia Sara during her interview said, “I had no idea, I had no idea at the time that this was going to be such an anthem-like film.” None of them realized at the time that these films would carry them throughout their entire lives. One of them said “Yeah, I had an idea that it would be big as it was” but they had no clue.

HOLLEND: And they still get fan mail today. Andrew McCarthy had a great quote, “It was our objective in that day as an actor, to just be a good actor and to get a job. The focus was not on wearing the most designer outfits. One weekend I’m auditioning for Weekend at Bernies, the next I’m auditioning for Pretty in Pink. It was about doing a good job.” It wasn’t about ““ their agenda wasn’t about becoming famous.

CS: Why do you think he took so many chances with unknowns? Looking back on it, the casting was brilliant.

HOLLEND: I think everyone at some point is an unknown. If you keep going back to the well, these people become so known that it actually hurts them because they are not able to play a role. Without knowing these people, you love them as the characters they are playing. And I certainly think they took the time to cast and find the people that were going to play the parts well but you bought them as these characters. Some of this is our fault because they almost got pigeon holed.

CS: What do you they think? What do they…..let me try to wrap my mouth around the question. When you got these actors to talk about it, a lot of the actors I talk to when they have features coming out in a week, two weeks, three weeks, all talk about that it was just a job, a good experience. But now these guys you talked to, they’ve had the benefit of pop culture catching up with them and seeing how much an impact they do, what do they feel? The ones that got out of acting all together, how do they view these films in regards to their own life paths ““ do they look at it as just a job or do they look at it as something more?

HOLLEND: They look at it as something more. I think they were all: a) nostalgic and b) sad and almost set them up for disaster because they never got those experiences again. In each film you have an experience ““ a bonding experience. Each film is unique to its own. A lot of them were saying, “We’d love to work with him again. Come back.” One of Judd’s last sentences was, “Let’s do it again.” When someone says it’s just a job I find that interesting. Did you not read the script at all? What made you want to do it? And I think a lot of them found that in years to come, that was some of the best writing they ever got to speak.

When you start off that good, it’s hard to find that again. I think they would love to get back to that place in the film world, where they can erase some of the past, and do some good work. Be really inspired by a script.

I know Mia talks about she went to this art school from Ferris Bueller and John really recreated a high school environment so I think part of what was captured was him again, creating this real world that they were playing from. It wasn’t just a set. There was this real life high school happening while they were shooting it. It’s the chemistry. She was a 17 year old girl, so she was so awkward and uncomfortable it translates.

FACCIOLO: Like Roger Ebert said, he put them up in a motel outside of O’Hare and got all the kids out of Hollywood ““ there was no flying them in and out of Hollywood and you’re on the set for three months, you’re secluded and you’re bonding with thee people as your friends, as your high school peers and you’re going to deal with it because that’s what you are dealing with in character so that’s what you are going to deal with in front of the camera.

Mia has a quote that he would take Alan and Matthew down to the record store and buy thousands of records ““ just listen to all this different music. His wall, Ferris’s room is covered in posters with all the British rock bands they never knew of. He really went into the psyche and gave these guys all this extra material to work with.

FACCIOLO: Like we had a little scene in our film where after the interviews we would ask them to give a message to John Hughes. And Mia said she was very sorry and was very apologetic for the way she behaved on that film. She was Sloan but as time went by I think she reflected on that and she’s obviously changed and you know, she was 17 or 18 years old when she did that film. But now she has the perspective to look back.

Special thanks to Emma McIntyre for some photo assistance

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