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November 23, 2007

Weekend Shopping Guide 11/23/07: The Morning After

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:38 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

With the advent of DVD, watching a concert film in your own home theater became a pure, unadulterated delight. Perfect sound and restored picture combined to reinvigorate legendary concerts, and the latest to get the full treatment is Led Zeppelin’s The Song Remains The Same (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$20.97 SRP), which documents their incredible 1973 run of concerts in New York City. Bonus features include 2 bonus performances, vintage TV footage, a 1976 radio profile of the band by some young chap named Cameron Crowe, and the theatrical trailer.

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While you’re at it, make sure you pick up the new 2-disc greatest hits collection Led Zeppelin: Mothership (Atlantic, $24.98 SRP), containing 34 tracks spanning their all-too-brief 12-year career. The set also features a bonus DVD, with rare live performances in concert and on TV.

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You could easily derail creatively when you decide to follow up such a lean, well-crafted flick as the original 28 Days Later, which reinvented the zombie genre with a indie grit and energy. Surprisingly, 28 Weeks Later (Fox, Rated R, DVD-$29.99 SRP) mostly succeeds as a sequel, which expands the action as we revisit a decimated London undergoing repatriation under the supervision of the US military 6 months after the Rage virus has been eradicated. Or has it? Of course not! Geez… It’d be pretty pointless to make another flick if there were no zombies, eh? Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, animated graphic novels, and the theatrical trailer.

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The sudsiest soap of the 90’s continues its march to DVD with the third season of Melrose Place (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$54.99 SRP). The 8-disc set features all 30 episodes, plus a trio of featurettes.

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It still plays like a saner, more blasé version of The Osbournes, but there’s still plenty of situational humor to be gleaned from the second season of Gene Simmons Family Jewels (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$34.95 SRP). The 3-disc set features all 21 episodes, plus a featurette and a bonus episode.

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The undersea adventures of the futuristic submersible Seaview continue in the second volume of the classic 60’s Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea‘s third season (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The 3-disc set features an additional 13 episodes, plus an audio interview with Richard Basehart and David Hedison interviews.

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Warner’s Leading Ladies Collection gets a second volume (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), with flicks featuring Joanne Woodward A Big Hand For The Little Lady, Susan Hayward in I’ll Cry Tomorrow, Jacqueline Bissett & Candice Bergen in Rich And Famous, Diane Keaton in Shoot The Moon, and Sandy Dennis in Up The Down Staircase. Bonus materials include an audio commentary on Shoot The Moon, a rare newsreel on I’ll Cry Tomorrow, and a making-of featurette on Rich And Famous.

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The original iteration of CSI gets a seventh season release (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$89.99 SRP), featuring all 24 episodes, 7 of which feature audio commentaries, and 6 behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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Always a one-joke fairytale parody with poor animation and character design, Shrek The Third (Dreamworks, Rated PG, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is the perfect example of franchise pushing its luck and going broke. Tired and tiring, even the nice surprises of the first two films are driven into the ground – see Puss in Boots. Bonus features include lost scenes, a bunch of mildly interesting featurettes (although the ability to learn the Donkey Dance was appreciated), outtakes, and more.

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If you were to somehow make HBO’s Tell Me You Love Me both funny and watchable – and transport it back to the early 70’s – you’d have the anthology series Love American Style (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$31.99 SRP). This 3-disc volume of the show’s first season features the first 12 episodes, each of which contains 2-4 stories of love, and is worth checking out if only for the incredible guest casts.

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I love watching the original Wild Wild West (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), if only to remind myself how much fun the TV adventures of Federal Agent James T. West and sidekick Artemus Gordon were compared to that hideous big screen take that is quickly receding into the rearview mirror. The 6-disc 3rd season features all 24 episodes, completely remastered and worth a spin.

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Long the star of movies from B to Z, I get a kick out of watching Peter Graves most memorable performance outside of A&E and numerous Mystery Science Theater episodes, as Mission: Impossible‘s agent Jim Phelps. The 7-disc third season set (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) features all 25 episodes. Think of it as 24… with Peter Graves.

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If Bob Dylan can get a top-notch documentary like Don’t Look Back, then surely an icon like Tony Bennett deserves Tony Bennett: The Music Never Ends (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP) – a career retrospective produced by Clint Eastwood, packed with rare footage and interviews with the man himself, interviewed by Eastwood. As a bonus, there’s a segment of Tony and Clint piano side, as well as a separate disc with Bennett’s performance from the 2005 Monterey Jazz Festival.

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After he was Perry Mason, Raymond Burr was San Francisco Chief of Detectives Ironside (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), who returns as a consultant after a shooting leaves him wheelchair-bound. Solving touch crimes with a crack staff, it makes shows like CSI look shallow and cold by comparison. The 7-disc second season set features all 26 episodes.

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You can’t get any more self-descriptive than Ice Road Truckers (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$34.95 SRP), the “those guys are crazy” hit of the year which follows the true-life truckers whose job it is to transport multi-ton loads to remote Canadian mining outposts during the brief 2-month span that they can travel across the frozen lakes. Insane, no? The 3-disc set features all 10 first season episodes, plus the pilot and five behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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By now, the Santa Clause franchise is just an easy paycheck for Tim Allen and an amiable viewing experience. The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP) follows the formula note for note, giving Allen’s reluctant Claus a way out of his situation… But it may come at the cost of Christmas becoming the frigid domain of Martin Short’s Jack Frost. Bonus features include an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, an alternate opening, a music video, a blooper reel, and more.

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As shoddy as the script for Deck The Halls (Fox, Rated PG, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is, the onscreen pairing of Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito is just irresistibly appealing. The film itself – about a pair of dueling neighbors eager to win the title of holiday season king – is exactly the kind of seasonal wallpaper that you want to have on hand when the extended family is in town. Bonus features include an audio commentary, interviews, deleted scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and bloopers.

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Little Britain Abroad (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP) takes Matt Lucas and David Walliam’s grotesque cast of characters – including Lou & Andy, Daffyd, and Vicky Pollard – outside the sceptered isle and into the wider world. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, Comic Relief sketches, a documentary, and more.

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After a contentious changeover in which the show’s creator and guiding force left the show, Gilmore Girls (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) wrapped up with its 7th and final season, in which the lives of mother & daughter Lorelei and Rory get a nice little bow. The 6-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus an additional scene, a trio of featurettes, and a season montage.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/23/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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November 22, 2007

Trailer Park: KING OF CARS and A Thanksgiving Classic

Filed under: Columns,Trailer Park — admin @ 12:02 am

By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here”¦

Instead of manning-up and actually going the emotionally hard route of being outrightly rejected by publishers, I’m rejecting them first and allowing you to give my entire book a preview, let you read the whole thing or, if you like, download the whole damn thing at no cost. Download and read my first book “Thank You, Goodnight” for FREE.

This is one DVD I don’t have to wish for this year and I couldn’t be more pleased. It’s A&E’s original series, KING OF CARS, and they’ve finally released the first season on DVD. The show’s real attraction isn’t in its plot line, there isn’t one, nor is it for any larger than life individual that so many other “reality” programs tries to lull you into believing was the cause for them getting their own show; it’s the averageness of everyone you see in this show that makes it a standout series and it’s why it is still one of my only favorites out there today.

One of the things that struck me as I re-watched this unbeleivably engaging series about a car lot on the outskirts of Las Vegas was how much you could identify with these men and women who are out to sell a few people on some deals. You’ve got the ringleader, Chop, who lords over his business with a flair for the extraordinary in order to motivate the unmotivated and for his constant quest to find ways to amuse every last worker under his employ to sell…just…one…more…car.

You get to know the salespeople by name, by their tactics, their catchphrases. For every single one of us who have ever had to sell anything to stay afloat (some of us still do and you get a lot of people’s stories as to why they’re selling cars) you can identify with these human beings who you see have down on their luck stories and are just trying to survive. While some are just blatantly ill equipped to sell anything more than a box of Chicklets there is genuineness in every person that crosses the lot in order to get an “up” or for every deal that goes south for no good reason.

And that’s the point here with the DVD: there isn’t any covering up for the deals that don’t get made or for why sometimes even a bad situation can be made into a learning situation. There are no scripted, ham fisted attempts to make a logical plot line fit into a round hole and there are moments when you see salespeople who you follow get told that they’re not good enough to have around because they’re causing the business money and I think this is where the series succeeds.

Chop is the old fashioned huckster who believes genuinely in what he sells and he’s not out to take anyone’s money who aren’t willing to part with it willingly. He creates an atmosphere of part pressure cooker, part circus sideshow and another part of passion that he hopes rubs off on those he’s trying to make into seasoned sales professionals. The problem with this is that people who dedicate their lives to the sales profession give themselves to a lifestyle that brims with a little obnoxiousness that others who sit behind a desk and push a pencil will never understand.

Want to know why you’re still allowed to push that pencil? It’s due to a salesperson’s success and any organization that wants to scoff at those who hunt after that feeling you get when your prey takes up a pen and scrawls their name at the bottom of a contract (there is *nothing* like it) deserves everything it gets. And Chop knows this. He treats the job as an un-job. There are no two ways of doing the same deal and this series continues to be a draw for me both casually and professionally.

Also, I just received word that you can buy this from A&E’s video store at a severely discounted price in honor of Black Friday and Cyber Monday; Christmas came a little earlier.

Now, it’s also about that time of the year when my thoughts turn to Del Griffith and Neal Page.

TRAINS, PLANES AND AUTOMOBILES still remains in the top 5 of my personal holiday movies and, really, for good reason; it’s a film that transcends the normal sappy crap and pap that you get with other holiday flicks that normally flirt with the shtick that only after adversity can there be a happily ever after scenario where all is right with the world. TPA took that step beyond any preconception that a holiday movie had to be wacky, goofy and tied up with enough schmaltz to make it abundantly clear you would never come close in real life to comparing with the characters on the screen. TPA made you believe that Thanksgiving was just the means to an end that seemingly had no end and that those of us in the real world who are hucksters, sellers or businesspeople could easily relate to these goofballs who end up with one another. John Hughes finally gave the adults something worth watching, as evidenced by my father who took me to see it when I was still too young to see it myself (Steve Martin’s F-bomb laced tirade to Mrs. Patty Poole was honestly etched into my mind as one of the most shockingly fabulous moments I was ever allowed to witness), and secured his place as a dynamic filmmaker who transitioned out of kid/adolescent specialist and into the purveyor of Holiday Classic goodness.

TPA stands up to age. It stands up simply because of its faithfulness to its characters and its story. There could be any number of directions where the movie could have slid into Movie of the Week territory but it’s a flick that bucks every effort to put it in Hallmark territory. If you forgive the odd ending that seems to put a too fine a point on a story that could have ended on a more serious note, but it’s still an ending that works, then there isn’t any reason why this movie shouldn’t be a beloved tradition right next to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade.

It’s part of mine.

Enjoy the holiday…

WALL-E (2008)

Director: Andrew Stanton
Cast: Fred Willard, Jeff Garlin (Voices)
Release: June 27, 2008
Synopsis: The year is 2700. WALL*E, a robot, spends every day doing what he was made for. But soon, he will discover what he was meant for.

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Prognosis: Negative. You’ve just got to be kidding me here.

One of the first things I was on the record as saying, long before anyone else decided to go along with the theory, was that the concept of Pixar’s CARS was redundant. Seemingly based on visuals and an idea that had come along decades before in a cartoon that had cars that had headlights for eyes and talked out of their mouths where the bumpers are located, the concept was done. It was truly old hat and when Pixar got their mittens on it they did nothing more than add some talent behind the voices and viola.

RATATOUILLE similarly suffered but only insofar as the marketing went. It happened to be a great story that had less to do with an entire movie focused on a rat but was, at its core, had more to do with the humans in it than the trailers would have led myself and the rest of you in on; it was a pleasant surprise, mind you, and the eventual movie was received well because of its well-rounded storyline.

Now you’ve got a trailer that, and please correct me if I’m wrong, looks like someone deep in the bowels at Pixar thought that Fisher Stevens’ turn as the world’s greatest Hindi this side of such cross-national emulations like C. Thomas Howell’s twist on the black face in SOUL MAN or Anthony Hopkins’ bucket-o-bronzer for his debonair twist as a Spaniard in ZORRO. Yes, what you’ve got here is a movie, on the surface, that wants to resurrect the look and feel for SHORT CIRCUIT with a little *BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED for emotional measure.

I mean, really, just LOOK at that robot we’re introduced to in the opening sequence! I usually don’t get emotional about things in a trailer but as the little robot wheels on the screen to change out the light bulb on the Pixar lamp there is really only one reasonable, sound and educated deduction you can make as a rational human being: that’s Johnny Fucking 5! It’s like someone compacted the damn thing and he’s now a quarter of the size.

I can’t concentrate on what else we have to try and consume here in the trailer as I’m just reeling from the whole binoculars for a head looking alike, the tank tread that makes the robot go forward, all of it. If there ever was a case to be made as to why there needs to be a better vetting process when it comes to stories being eerily similar to something else which was already done and pounded in the ground this would be it.

Now, don’t take my shock for this concept as being somehow disappointed in the Pixar brand. I bet you all dollars to doughnuts that when this little trash-compactor-that-could finds out what he was really meant for in life that this could be the greatest story since Leviticus. What I am saying is that when you watch this teaser and you are hit with the “whoa” of the diminutive little robot, resplendent with doe eyes, natch, any person over the age of 30 has to scratch their head and wonder why this all seems familiar.

I didn’t mean to break bad on CARS last year but I still can’t get over how hackneyed the visuals were when you consider that it was done decades ago. Here, as well, we have a visual palate that hearkens back to a terribly done comedy and there doesn’t seem to be anything to take away that would inform me otherwise.

As far as it stands this just feels like another entry into the SHORT CIRCUIT franchise.

LAKE OF FIRE (2007)

Director: Tony Kaye
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Flip Benham, Dr. John Britton, Pat Buchanan, Noam Chomsky, Alan M. Dershowitz
Release: October 3rd, 2007 (Limited)
Synopsis: A graphic documentary on both sides of the abortion debate.

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Prognosis: Positive. The trailer demands your attention even before you have a moment to judge.

One of the things that I really enjoy about finding trailers like this is that you have the expectation that the only way you’re going to have a documentary be accepted into the social consciousness as a project worth commenting on is to have the flash and substance of its fictitious brothers and sisters. A little baiting, a little sizzle, a little Michael Moore-ish type of bravado, is all one thinks they would need in order to turn a human interest piece into a marketing peddler’s dream.

Not so here.

What we get is a rather slow and methodical opening that goes against what you would probably expect from a powder keg. We’re given a static but effective “From the Acclaimed Director”¦” jazz that we would expect any good trailer to begin with but it’s the “18 Years in the Making” that starts me wondering. What could have taken 18 years to do?

Before I can answer I am thrust into the quote given to us by Time Out New York and, frankly, I didn’t think you could toss up that many polysyllabic fricatives without causing the general public to explode from the effort of reading the screen. It’s almost too much to say that there could no way the film could live up to the superlatives hurled upon it.

Now, when we get to the actual film, the first scene being allowed to play out wherein an older gentleman talks about the impact of education that supports the teaching of using condoms with regard to a little girl who stands right before him the entire time, you’re immediately pushed forward to thinking about what is really being discussed.

Some protester shouts out that Jeffrey Dahmer was pro-choice.

You have a wonderfully composed man talking about what is at the core of the debate surrounding abortion.

Some dude sings God Bless America (I’m thinking he’s on the side of pro-life), some rock and roll woman wearing black X’s on her nipples and donning some leather undergoods vamps on a stage, a person hoisting a sign dressed as Skeletor with the words “Abortion” scrawled on his chest as it carrys a sickle and a doll and then there’s a clinical worker who cleaves the meaning between miscarriage and abortion for a woman who looks scared as all get out.

Then there’s the woman who talks about three physicians she’s worked for in abortion clinics, all three of them murdered, as we see one of their prostrated bodies on the ground. And who would have thought that Alan Dershowitz would come correct with one of the more profound messages regarding this whole issue: Everybody is right when it comes to the issue of abortion.

The sheer ambiguity of the angles that usually infuse this argument, be it pro, hyphen, life or choice, is what makes this an interesting trailer that deserves some attention. No doubt that this movie will ignite the passions in all of us regarding this issue but this trailer does an excellent job in presenting its wares without pushing us to buy.

WHAT WOULD JESUS BUY? (2007)

Director(s): Rob VanAlkemade
Cast: Bill Talen, Savitri D, James Solomon Benne
Release: November 16, 2007 (Limited)
Synopsis: From producer Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me) and director Rob VanAlkemade, “What Would Jesus Buy?” examines the commercialization of Christmas in America while following Reverend Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping Gospel Choir on a cross-country mission to save Christmas from the Shopocalypse (the end of humankind from consumerism, over-consumption and the fires of eternal debt.) The film also delves into issues such as the role sweatshops play in America’s mass consumerism and Big-Box Culture. From the humble beginnings of preaching at his portable pulpit on New York City subways, to having a congregation of thousands – Bill Talen (aka Rev. Billy) has become the leader of not just a church, but a national movement. Rev. Billy’s epic journey takes us to chilling exorcisms at Wal-Mart headquarters, to retail interventions at the Mall of America, and all the way to the Promised Land on Christmas Day. The Stop Shopping mission reminds us that even though we may be “hypnotized and consumerized,” we still have a chance to save ourselves this Christmas.

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Prognosis: Positive. Here’s the deal: we all know the message that Christmas has been commercialized beyond any veil of propriety. It’s immutably tacit every Sunday when you get the circulars in the paper, it’s on every channel on the televison when programs go to commercial and it permeates the environment with billboards, radio spots and everything else that can tell you that Christmas is only X days away.

We all know this and yet we consume. It seems to be more an issue of us trying to ignore what’s really at the core than it is our apparent consumerism.

Thanks be to the Lord, then, for Morgan Spurlock showing us what this holiday really, financially, represents. I really think it’s appropriate that we start this trailer with a man at a gas pump asking some deity for forgiveness for something. It’s bizarre but entirely appropriate as we launch into what the hell is going on.

It’s the montage we’ve all seen when any film fades into the holidays: visages of Santa, copious amount of lights and flickering tinsel, the ramping up of electronic cash registers and the passing of dollar bills.

“Last year Americans spent $455 billion during the holidays”

I don’t know why Spurlock has chosen the Disney font for the above quote but it’s oddly comforting when you see the actual factoid roll across the screen; it’s at once sickening and enjoyable.

We get smacked with some other sobering data regarding consumer spending, get some dude talking about the Christmas spirit and how he gets into the holidays by making sure he has some sweet ass rims on his hooptie. Things feel strange when we get interview footage of people talking about what this time of year does to the frail or meek when it comes to trying have the latest and greatest under the tree for young kids. (I swear, do those of the Jewish faith have these kinds of gluttony issues in the month of December? Would a first step in stopping this problem be that we all convert to Judaism and, therefore, be limited to only 7 presents each?)

No, that’s no solution but there is Reverend Billy.

I understand that Billy is part sociological extension of all our greed and avarice, and part carnival sideshow, but there is something about his presence that I just can’t explain. He’s at once obvious but oddly engaging as the personification of what we all know to be true: We spend too much on needless shit.

I like Billy’s point during one event, on Main Street inside Disney, that all that Americana is coming to you from China is one that resonates even louder with all the issues we’re having with our human-rights bending, manufacturing monolith at the expense of worker abuse, free speech oppressing neighbors to the east.

While I can’t square my own purchasing habits come this time of the year I do know that we’ve got to throttle spending if we’re ever going to claim to be better than the marketers who know they’ve got us beat.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/22/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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November 21, 2007

Win Bugs & Daffy in the LOONEY TUNES GOLDEN COLLECTION: VOLUME 5!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:11 am

Our holiday contest-a-palooza continues as, in conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away 3 copies of THE LOONEY TUNES GOLDEN COLLECTION: VOLUME 5 to a trio of lucky winners.

Don’t wait another moment! Enter now! Contest ends at midnight EST on Wednesday, November 28th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!Official Rules

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, November 26th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/21/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:22 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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November 20, 2007

Monkey Talk with Paul Dini: Do The Rashy!

Filed under: Monkey Talk,Quickcasts,Video — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:26 am

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-By Paul Dini & Rashy

Paul Dini’s “Monkey Talk” (co-hosted by his irrepressible sock monkey son, Rashy) returns with Rashy’s new dance craze that’s sure to sweep the nation – “The Rashy”! Be sure to check out Rashy’s official site at LittleRashy.com…

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Party Favors: Turkey Talk

Filed under: Columns,Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:44 am

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MALL OF AMERICA, MN – Help me! I’m trapped in line at the Pottery Barn and if this line doesn’t move faster my coupon will expire. They don’t always have two-for-one pickle fork deals. Sometimes I need to two-fist my dills.

Remember when stores had this concept known as customer service? When the folks working the register actually registered you as a customer? Half the time when I push my cart up, the person behind the counter is chatting with a co-worker. They will blindly start scanning my stuff without looking me in the eye or stopping their conversation. The machine with the money inside is not a watercooler. Look at me. Say, “Hello.” We don’t have to engage in a deep intellectual conversation about what’s the deal with Britney. At some point in our time together, you’re going to ask for money. When I open my wallet, I want to know that I’m handing my cash to someone who can at least fake that our time together mattered.

I’ve run a cash register before. I don’t expect you to do anything that I haven’t done for customers. The only reason you should be talking to a co-worker during “our time” is to get a price check. That’s it. You do not answer your cellphone when you’re scanning my stuff. If it is an important call, you can call them back when I’ve picked up my bags and said, “Thanks.”You can say, “Happy Holidays” to me since there’s so many damn holidays during this season. I’m not going to go John Gibson on your ass. Odds are that the stuff going in my bag is for this year’s Festivus dinner.

I don’t want have to take my action to the self service checkout. You know what that means? Why do they need to pay you to be customer service when customers can service themselves? You get laid off. The deal is simple. Say, “Hello” and act like I exist and I’ll make sure that you don’t get replaced by a computer.

HAPPY DVDS

With your favorite shows sliding into reruns thanks to the writers strike and Broadway going dark thanks to the stagehands taking to their own picket lines, it’s time to check out the DVD shelf. There’s a trio of TV shows that have released their third seasons. “Three of the Third” sounds like a new series on Lifetime starring Heather Locklear. But I won’t discuss my ideas for that show since that might be construed as pitching scab material by the SWG. Don’t want Brett Meisner deleting my column.

Happy Days: The Third Season brought the first major change to the long running series. No longer would this show be about The Cunningham family dealing with American life in the ’50s. Happy Days transformed into The Fonzie Show…featuring The Cunninghams. The first episode sets up the major changes with the title “Fonzie Moves In.” They come up with a real lame excuse to have Fonzie take residence in the space above the Cunningham’s garage. Now Fonzie could hang out in their living room every night. In the first season Fonzie was a semi-mysterious greaser who occasionally bestowed wisdom on Richie. He filled in for big brother Chip (who was always off at basketball practice). In season three, Fonzie said he was cool, but he spent way too much time with nerds like Richie, Potsie and Ralph. Instead of being dark and brooding, Fonzie became a comic character in a leather jacket instead of a shady outsider.

It’s hard to condemn this move since it elevated the show to the top of the ratings chart. People wanted more Fonz and less hardware stories. America was glued when “Fearless Fonzarelli” aired as a two parter. Fonz fears he’s lost his cool so he decides to jump 14 garbage cans on a slightly altered version of the You Asked For It TV show. The first episode finished with the Fonz frozen in mid-jump. America feared for a week that he’d be killed. Those of us in elementary school who didn’t understand that networks don’t kill stars swore Fonz would bite the asphalt like Evel Knievel. In season five they would repeat this plot when Fonzie jumps the shark. The big bonus in the DVD set is “The Second Anniversary Special” which was a clip show from episodes early in this season.

Mission: Impossible: The Third TV Season is considered by most as the pinnacle of the series seven seasons. This was the final year for Martin Landau (Rollin Hand) and Barbara Bain (Cinnamon Carter). They split the show over a salary dispute since Landau was supposed to be paid the same as Peter Graves. This final season of the master of disguise and the supermodel didn’t kill the espionage suspense that had been building from the first two seasons. They were a crack team and the off-camera animosity didn’t seep onto the film.

Greg Morris needs to be hailed for his groundbreaking work in the role of Barney Collier. He changed the course of espionage shows. Before Barney, the gadget guru was always a dweeb in a white lab coat who merely demonstrated the weapons to the sexy field agent. They were clones of James Bond’s Q. Barney’s character ran Collier Electronics as his day job. Instead of devising devices and passing them on to others, Collier operated them on the mission. He did as much heavy lifting as strongman Willy Armitage (Peter Lupus). Barney was the father of McGuyver. There should be a since award given out in Barney’s name to those that can concoct and execute.

My favorite episode of this season is “The Execution” where they construct a gas chamber to get a mobster to make an execution room confession. “The Freeze” has them trick a prisoner into blabbing about his hidden loot by a cryogenic subterfuge. The schemes they have to pull on their missions go beyond the first two seasons. For those of you with a foul taste in your mouth from the Tom Cruise movies, let me assure you that a majority of their missions do not involve them hunting down rogue former-Impossible Mission Force members. If you have fond memories of Mission Impossible, this is the season to snag and rekindle the passion.

The Wild Wild West: Season Three delivers the penultimate round of adventures. The series twisted the western by giving us two Secret Service agents with James Bond style espionage gadgets and buttkicking. And James West’s butt was what brought the ladies to the show. Robert Conrad’s pants were designed by NASA. Even in a long shot, his tight pants are obvious. Artemis Gordon (played by Ross Martin) was a bit of a Barney Collier with his creation of gadgets, but the duo seemed to get most of their prime weapons shipped in from the geek lab in D.C. Artemis was more concerned with being a master of disguise.

There’s only one episode featuring the diabolical Dr. Loveless, but it’s a good one. Jim and Artemis arrive at a funeral for “The Night Dr. Loveless Died.” They have to go through a series of clues to uncover the small villain’s final plot. “The Night of the Samurai” has them encounter Khigh Dhiegh, best feared as Wo Fat on Hawaii Five-O. Conrad looks great working the sword. Toshiro Mifune’s ass never looked as good.

The Paul Lynde Halloween Specialwins an award for the cheesiest DVD release of the year. The special starts off with Lynde thinking he’s hosting a Christmas special so you can play it this holiday season. This is pure ’70s bad variety show with Lynde doing a musical sketch dressed as a trucker. Check out his Paul’s chest hair. He’s joined by two legendary witches and Billy Barty. The big reason people will be buying this DVD is Kiss as the musical guests. Paul jokes about what their name really means. This should be essential holiday viewing with Pee Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special.

ENOUGH OSMONDS!

During a musical number in the Paul Lynde Halloween Special, Donny and Marie Osmond make a surprise cameo. Why is it that I can’t turn on the TV without seeing Donny and Marie? She’s on Dancing with the Stars. He’s always on Entertainment Tonight. They were Larry King and Oprah. There’s rumors that they might get an offer to revive the Donny and Marie Show.

Let this be a showbiz lie.

Recently I rented The Best of Donny and Marie to refresh my childhood memories. This 2 DVD set promised 4 episodes. But each episode was sliced in half. This should have been a single DVD. The editing was disappointing, but ten minutes into the show, I was relieved that it would be ending soon. How was I entertained by this show? The sketches were corny. The music selections were worse than American Idol. Why did I panic to get home in time to see the show? Like everyone in the ’70s, I must have been on huge amounts of drugs. There’s no other excuse.

While people might complain about the number of reality shows clogging up TV, this nothing compared to the torture dished out in the ’60s and ’70s in the guise of variety shows. While there were exceptions (Dean Martin and Paul Lynde knew how to ham it up), the variety show is best remembered and not revived. These things were written by the same schmucks that scratched out the witty exchanges given at award shows.

YOU’RE TIRED!

After Donald Trump bragged about all the A-List talent that was going to be calling his hotline to take part in Celebrity Apprentice, the sourpuss billionaire announced the 14 Superstars.

First off, how did he get Omarosa? She didn’t even come close to winning in her first attempt. Jeopardy doesn’t have a “Mediocre Former Players Tournament.” He got Big Pussy from The Sopranos. Will he last longer than his tenure on Dancing with the Stars? Marilu Henner from Taxi.Shouldn’t she be praying for the salvation of Shemp’s soul? Stephen Baldwin? He’s the nutty Baldwin brother. That doesn’t narrow it down for you? He’s the Baldwin brother who loves being on Fox News. Model Carol Alt was hot property in the early 80s.

Gene Simmons took a break from being A&E’s superstar! Hopefully him and Trump will have a prick off. What’s longer, Gene’s tongue or Trump’s combover? Odds are all his projects will involve a Kiss logo and topless girls in thongs. How is Nely Galan, who had something to do with The Swan, considered a celebrity? We’ll all be amazed to see Olympic gymnastics gold medalist Nadia Comaneci three decades after her glory. Trump couldn’t land Mary Lou Retton? There’s country singer Trace Adkins. He sticks out since he has an active career as a performer. Playboy Playmate of the Year Tiffany Fallon will attempt to impress the judges with her cleavage. We’ll know if Ivanka Trump is a wild girl by following her eyeline when she dresses down Tiffany in the Boardroom. Olympic softball gold medalist Jennie Finch will hamburger helper her career by switching to reality TV. “America’s Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan will try to prove he’s not a Simon Cowell wannabe. Does Piers have talent?

Heavyweight boxing champ Lennox Lewis has found another excuse to duck a rematch with Klitschko. Another battler on the show is UFC’s Tito Ortiz. Has he won a match since I learned his name? Will Jenna Jameson help him out on challenges? Why didn’t she get chosen? She’s a star. Although she might be lined up for a very special season of Nip/Tuck.

These are 14 celebrities you can lock down when you need star power to open a Chuck E. Cheese in Las Vegas. Trump was promising Oscar winners and Headline makers. He was talking crap about wanting Rosie O’Donnell for the show. Instead he gives us Omorosa leftovers. Way to drop the ball, Trump. Celebrity Fit Club has more star power. Instead of playing for a job in the Trump empire, the winning “star” gets $250,000 to donate to their favorite charity. That’s a prize? These “celebrities” are their own charity.

TVBLAND

Who the hell did the voting for TVLand’s 100 Greatest TV Icons? How the hell did Don Knotts end up at 58 while Simon Cowell ends up at 47? Cowell has been phoning it in for the last four seasons on American Idol. He’s a parody of people who parody him. Don Knotts was comic gold. And Farrah Fawcett at 26? She’s an icon. But she was only on Charlie’s Angels for a single season. And why lump all the “Not Ready for Prime Time Players” into one vote. So Jim Belushi rates up there with John Belushi?

TVLand should just rank their 100 Greatest Reasons they’re getting out of showing vintage TV shows.

And what a lame easy list this Icon list is. Why doesn’t TVLand have 100 Greatest Character Actors in TV history? Where’s a tribute to Charles Lane? Blow us away with the various guest spots of James Hong! King of the creepy cameo: Bruce Dern! Rank the Landers sisters!

Remember that a good list shouldn’t repeat the obvious to the informed. It should shine a light on those that don’t have a publicity machine cranking their mega-watt empires.

My next list will have to be “100 Greatest Faces With No Names.” Or “Wasn’t that Guy killed in last night’s episode of Columbo?”

SPORTS HOTTY

Playboy Magazine is conducting a poll to determine the sexiest sports reporters on TV. They have the usual suspects of ESPN, Fox Sports and network ladies. When I think of sexy sports reporters – there’s only one: ESPN’s Tony Reali. The host of Around the Horn and beloved as Stat Boy on Pardon the Interruption can’t be denied that he’s got what Ashton Kutcher calls, “Man Pretty.” Reali also has the advantage of sharing a screen with Woody Paige and Tony Kornheiser. But he’d look hot around Jillian Barberie.

Hugh Hefner needs to put Reali on the ballot. How can you deny him his birthright?

CRUSH CRUNCH

Doesn’t Pringles in a bag completely defeat the purpose of being Pringles?

LINDSAY UNBARRED

What was the point of Lindsay Lohan serving 84 minutes in jail? The judge should have at least had her watch all 105 minutes of I Know Who Killed Me as part of her time behind bars. Or is that defined as torture by the Justice Department?

Win DRAWN TO LIFE for the Nintendo DS!

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Our holiday contest-a-palooza continues as, in conjunction with THQ, Inc., we’re giving away 3 copies of DRAWN TO LIFE for the Nintendo DS. In Drawn to Life, players will help save a dying village from the shadow-like evil that has taken over the world. Players will draw their own unique hero to conquer a variety of different worlds including the Snow Fields, the Deep Dark Forest, the Rapo Islands and the castle of Rapoville.

The robust drawing tool contains different methods of creation such as numerous colors and palettes, brush types and stamps that will allow for complete freedom to develop one-of-a-kind characters and game elements. The game also features several unlockable character templates and the ability to save up to two profiles, each with three original characters, and more than 150 drawings. Drawn to Life also features the ability for players to trade their created heroes with friends via the Nintendo DS multicard local wireless function.

So what are you waiting for? Enter now! Contest ends at midnight EST on Tuesday, November 27th.

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/20/2007

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Jimmy Carr on his letter to Stephen Hawking… (Thingamabob)
  • Jimmy Carr behind the scenes of Top Gear… (Thingamabob)

November 19, 2007

SModcast 38

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 38: Leeroy Jenkem! –

In which our heroes embark on not only the happiest, but apparently also the heaviest cruise that ever sailed, flirt with bi-curiosity via RedTube.com, and get high huffing butt-hash.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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Win RATATOUILLE & THE PIXAR SHORTS COLLECTION!

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We’re kicking off our holiday contest-a-palooza by giving away 3 prize packs containing a copy of both Disney/Pixar’s RATATOUILLE and the PIXAR SHORT FILMS COLLECTION: VOLUME 1…

All you have to do to enter is fill out the entry form below”¦ Contest ends at midnight EST on Monday, November 26th.

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Comics in Context #203: Paradise Lost

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cic2007-11-19-01.jpgIn his book Disguised as Clark Kent, which I’ve been reviewing over the last several weeks, Danny Fingeroth writes about the effect of Jewish-American culture in originating and developing the superhero genre. But this does not account for every major superhero of the Golden Age (1930s-1940s) and Silver Age (1950s-1960s) of American comic books.

For instance, Fingeroth contends that the closest that the original Captain Marvel, whose creators weren’t Jewish, comes to embodying “a Jewish concept” is the fact that the “S” in his magic word “Shazam” stands for King Solomon, whose wisdom the hero possesses (Fingeroth, Disguised as Clark Kent, p. 64) . The other letters stand for deities and heroes in Greek and Roman mythology. Perhaps Solomon was included because the god of wisdom in the Olympian pantheon is female, Athena, called Minerva by the Romans, so maybe the captain’s creators wanted him to derive all his powers from male mythic figures. Of course, Solomon is part of the Christian Bible as a figure in the Old Testament.

Captain Marvel’s mentor Shazam, with his robes and long white beard, conforms to the archetypal image of an old wizard, such as Merlin. Shazam also looks like the common image of an Old Testament prophet. But the fact that Shazam was eventually identified as a sorcerer from ancient Egypt complicates that interpretation.

Fingeroth states that “In the post-World War II era of Superman stories, the metaphorical relationship between the Holocaust of European Jewry and the destruction of Krypton can more clearly be seen. He continues that “the longing for a lost world that could not be returned to was, of course, part and parcel of the exodus of the Jews from Eastern Europe” (Fingeroth p. 44).

Under the editorship of Mort Weisinger, Krypton was portrayed as a futuristic paradise, combining the benefits of advanced science with natural wonders, such as the Jewel Mountains and the Fire Falls. Fingeroth points out that Weisinger edited “Superman Returns to Krypton” (Superman #61, 1949), in which Superman not only first discovered his alien origin, but also “became an untouchable phantom returning to Krypton for a brief glimpse of his parents’ life in the past” (Fingeroth p. 66). Later, Fingeroth recalls, Weisinger and writer Jerry Siegel, Superman’s co-creator, “elaborated on” the theme in the similarly titled “Superman’s Return to Krypton” in Superman #141 (1960). As Fingeroth recounts that in the latter story Superman falls in love with “a Kryptonian woman”–beautiful actress Lyla Lerrol– whom “he would be unable to save when the doomed planet inevitably exploded” (Fingeroth p. 83).

There’s even more to the story than that. Through a trick of fate, Superman finds himself on the planet Krypton at a point before his own birth. Thus Superman is able to fulfill the fantasy of being reunited with his parents and leading the kind of life he would have had if he had grown up on Krypton: although he does not tell Jor-El and Lara he is their son from the future, he becomes Jor-El’s assistant and thus a member of their household. Superman seems to forget all about Lois Lane when he romances Lyla Lerrol, but then again, at this point Superman thinks he will never see Lois again. Superman thus falls in love instead with a fellow Kryptonian, a member of his own community. Of course, he also resumes his Kryptonian name, Kal-El, giving up both of his Earth identities.

Although Fingeroth points out that Lyla Lerrol is doomed, he overlooks the chilling point that in this story, Superman himself seems doomed to perish in the destruction of Krypton. Back on Krypton, with its red sun. Superman has lost his super-powers and is unable to leave the planet. Hence he is metaphorically like a Jew who has been transported back in time and space to Europe in the 1930s, knowing that the Holocaust is coming and unable to prevent himself from becoming its victim. Only through another improbable twist of fate does Superman escape Krypton before its annihilation.

Later in the book, Fingeroth discusses a Silver Age contribution to the Superman mythos: the Bottle City of Kandor, a Kryptonian city that had been reduced in size and stolen by the evil Brainiac, and thus survived the destruction of the planet. Superman recovered the miniaturized city and placed it in his Fortress of Solitude (whose name arguably alludes to Superman’s status as an alien on Earth), which Fingeroth correctly describes as “the survivor’s living museum to the memory of Krypton. He was now no longer fully alone and could revisit a piece of the culture and society from which he had been simultaneously saved and exiled” (Fingeroth p. 83).

Two years ago when I was listening to a BBC radio program “Is Superman Jewish?” (see “Comics in Context” #75: “The Rubber Band Theory of Cartoon Art”). I was startled when it made the argument that Kandor represented the nation of Israel: a community of Jews, small compared to the millions who once lived in Europe, that survived after the Holocaust.

Something that Fingeroth does not address is that the Weisinger-era Superman exhibits mixed feelings towards the “Old Country” of Krypton? What, after all, is Superman’s greatest weakness? It’s Kryptonite, which literally consists of chunks of his alien homeland, radically transformed into a substance whose very presence can kill him. Did Weisinger and Siegel subconsciously think of Kryptonite as representing Europe, which once was home but had transformed into the site of the Holocaust, a place of death?

What about the familiar trope in Superman stories in which Clark Kent becomes weakened by the presence of Kryptonite, which thus threatens not only to kill him but to expose his dual identity as Superman? In other words, the Kryptonite would metaphorically destroy the disguise by which Superman had assimilated into American society, revealing Kent’s true racial background as a Kryptonian, and literally bring about his death.

Then there’s the Phantom Zone, which is a science fiction analogue to hell, in which immaterial phantoms of Kryptonian criminals–science fictional versions of damned souls–wait for the opportunity to escape back to the world of the living and wreak havoc on Earth. If Superman mourns the loss of his parents and of the Kryptonian population in general, here are Kryptonians whom he does not want to see return to “life.”

But it was also important in the Weisinger-era stories that Superman could, from time to time, visit the people of his native race in Kandor, and that he
discovered and bonded with a relative who had also miraculously escaped the end of Krypton: his cousin Kara, alias Supergirl.

Yet in the mid-1980s the powers that be at DC Comics decreed that Superman must be the sole survivor of Krypton. Supergirl was brutally killed off in Crisis on Infinite Earths (1985), and in the reboot of the Superman mythos, Supergirl was an artificially created being, not a Kryptonian, Kandor was no longer a city of Kryptonians, and when three Kryptonians from the Phantom Zone showed up, they were swiftly executed by Superman himself.

Arguably, making Superman the sole living member of his native race strengthens the theme of holocaust survivor that has such cultural resonance for Jewish-Americans. But perhaps deleting the other Kryptonian survivors from official continuity actually demonstrates how far Superman had moved from its Jewish-American roots by the mid-1980s. The new generation of editors and writers felt no motivation to show Superman longing for his homeworld or bonding with fellow survivors of his race.

Had the Superman creative teams of the 1980s and 1990s missed out on an important element of Superman’s appeal? Isn’t Superman and Supergirl bonding together as family members and fellow immigrants like, say, the X-Men as minority members who band together to form their own community?

According to my “Rubber Band Theory” of comics, if a character or series is stretched too far away from its essential concepts, it will eventually snap back into something resembling its original shape. Thus, DC has reintroduced a Supergirl who is Superman’s Kryptonian cousin into the official continuity, brought back the Phantom Zone criminals, and has even reinstated Superman’s Kryptonian-born Superdog, Krypto, into the current canon.

But I notice that the current versions of the Superman mythos still have not truly returned to the Weisinger-era treatment of the Man of Steel’s Kryptonian heritage. In Mark Waid’s revisionist Superman: Birthright, Krypton had an aggressively militaristic culture, though this is not considered canonical, if it ever truly was. (It is hard to tell what DC currently considers to be canonical regarding Superman’s origin.)

In the television series Smallville the young Clark Kent has recently met two positive Kryptonian figures: his cousin Kara and his mother Lara (or some sort of reasonable facsimile thereof; the show contends that the real Lara is dead, but the Lara who showed up in the November 15, 2007 episode titled “Blue” seems indistinguishable from the real thing). But almost every other Kryptonian who has shown up in Smallville has been a menace, including Kara’s dad Zor-El (or a reasonable facsimile thereof), who in that same episode attempted to carry out the genocide of the human race. Even Clark’s birth father Jor-El (or the you-know-what thereof) seems to be there primarily to make arbitrary demands and impose punishments on Clark. It’s no wonder that Smallville’s Clark feels no loyalty or connection to Krypton.

Fingeroth moves on to the subject of Marvel in the 1960s, which began its Silver Age with the Fantastic Four. He correctly observes that Ben Grimm, the Thing, demonstrates “the classic Jewish use of humor to offset tragedy,” which takes the form of his entrapment within a monstrous body (Fingeroth p. 97).

Doesn’t the Thing’s body, which looks as if it were made of rocks or bricks, also link him with the golem, which is made of clay? Stan Lee and Jack Kirby may not have consciously intended such a connection. But consider the Thing’s savage temper in the early issues of Fantastic Four, and the fact that Lee and Kirby did two long storylines in which the Thing temporarily went bad, turning violently against his teammates (in FF #41-43 and 68-71). Weren’t these reminiscent of the uncontrollable, destructive potential of the golem?

In recent years Marvel has explicitly identified Ben Grimm as Jewish. Fingeroth notes that the “evidence” that Grimm is Jewish was a celebrated drawing that Kirby had done showing the Thing wearing a yarmulke and prayer shawl. Fingeroth persuasively argues that Kirby may have intended the drawing simply as a joke, and observes that he did a similar drawing of the Hulk similarly garbed. Still, Kirby and Lee did establish that the Thing was somehow connected with “Yancy Street,” which was obviously based on Delancey Street, which is in what was a largely Jewish section of Manhattan. John Byrne not only established that Ben was once a member of the Yancy Street Gang (in The Thing #1, July 1983), but also hinted that he was Jewish by giving him an Uncle Jake (short for Jacob), and establishing that Ben’s middle initial, J.,” likewise stood for Jacob.

I was quite surprised when Fingeroth revealed the Jewish themes behind Lee and Kirby’s Fantastic Four storylines concerning Prince Namor the Sub-Mariner: “He began a quest to find his people [the Atlanteans] in their diaspora and lead them back to some renewed version of their “˜ancient homeland,’ echoing the biblical Jews’ search for their God-promised land, as well as their expulsion from that land and the Zionist quest to re-find it” (Fingeroth p. 97).

Fingeroth also draws the readers’ attention to the romantic triangle in the early Fantastic Four, with Namor and FF leader Reed Richards as rivals for “the blond-haired, blue-eyed Susan Storm” (Fingeroth, p. 97). Let me spell it out further: here was Namor, the racial outsider, competing for the affections of an (apparent) WASP, and being portrayed as a more virile and passionate Alpha Male than the rather introverted (apparent) WASP Reed Richards.

And there’s still more that Fingeroth does not get into here. In Fantastic Four #4, Namor finds what he considers evidence that his Atlantean people were at least partly wiped out by nuclear tests conducted by humans of the surface world. In other words, the Atlanteans may have been the victims of genocide. (Later stories not only established that much of the Atlantean race had survived but that it was a single human supervillain named Destiny who was responsible for the massacre of the Atlanteans, not Americans or the surface world in general.)

And how does Namor react to the evidence of genocide? He launches an attack on New York City, raising a monster from the ocean depths to level buildings in Manhattan. (Nowadays, of course, Namor would be termed a terrorist.) Although Lee and Kirby clearly sympathize with Namor’s anger over the loss of his people, they also are clearly opposed to his assault on New York City.

Consciously or not, Lee and Kirby were dealing with a recurring theme in their early Silver Age Marvel stories: how does one morally combat persecution?
Obviously, Lee and Kirby presented Captain America as heroic in battling the Nazis. But they also indicate that Namor went too far in attacking Manhattan in FF #4, and later in leading an Atlantean invasion of the surface world in Fantastic Four Annual #1.

This issue underlies Fingeroth’s discussion of the Fantastic Four’s archenemy Doctor Doom, whom Lee and Kirby establish in Fantastic Four Annual #2 as having been born a gypsy in the fictional Eastern European country of Latveria. Both of Doom’s parents died as a result of persecution. Fingeroth points out that in real life the gypsies suffered “collective persecution similar to the Jews, including destruction in Nazi death camps”; hence Doom is “a surrogate sufferer on behalf of his American Jewish creators’ European counterparts” (Fingeroth pgs. 97-98).

In response to the persecution of his people, “Doom took on the tactics of his oppressors, deciding that the only way to save the world was to dominate it. This is a fantasy of power–of refusing ever again to be a victim–which, coming from Jewish creators, is tinged with meaning” (Fingeroth p. 98).

In Doom’s origin story, it was a Latverian baron who drove Doom’s father to his death; as an adult Doom makes himself monarch of Latveria. Yet although Doom regards himself as a benevolent ruler of the Latverian people, he is nonetheless a tyrant bent on world conquest. If the Latverian aristocracy regarded gypsies as inferiors, Doctor Doom regards the entire human race as his inferiors, whom he deserves to rule. Believing that he was battling his enemy, Doctor Doom became the enemy of all humanity.

To my mind Doctor Doom represents the dark side of the Old World attempting to conquer the New World as represented by the Fantastic Four. Doom is Europe; the FF are America. Doom represents the old order of absolute monarchy–or absolute dictatorship; the Fantastic Four embody freedom. This explains why Doom, although he is the master of advanced science, nonetheless wears a suit of armor, vaguely medieval robes, and lives in a castle: he embodies the repressive forces of the past, which Europeans fled to America to escape.

Of course, Lee and Kirby made this theme about extremism in response to persecution most explicit through the character of Magneto in X-Men. Fingeroth points to the scene in X-Men #4 (March 1964) in which Magneto rescues his fellow mutants Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch from an angry Eastern European mob. Fingeroth asserts that this “”˜raging villagers” motif. . . would resonate especially with Jews in view of the history of Eastern European anti-Semitism, specifically the mob violence of the pogroms, as well as the Holocaust in general” (Fingeroth p. 117).

But Magneto decides that the only way to assure the freedom of his people, the emerging race of mutants, is to seize control of the planet from the majority population. Like the Nazis, Magneto believes in a “master race”: they believed it was Aryans, Magneto believes it is mutants. Therefore, it should be no surprise that, as Fingeroth points out, Magneto even adopts the trappings of Nazism: in X-Men #4 Magneto has his underling Mastermind create the illusion of “a jackbooted army, garbed in Nazi-like uniforms” to help them conquer a small country (Fingeroth p. 117).

In this same issue Lee and Kirby present their alternative to Magneto’s strategy for overcoming racial persecution: Magneto and Professor Charles Xavier, founder of the X-Men, debate their differing approaches. Xavier has what was later called his “dream” of a society in which mutants and non-mutants coexist in harmony. The X-Men famously fight to protect non-mutant humans from “evil mutants” like Magneto who seek to harm or dominate them. Moreover, the 1960s issues of X-Men continually tell the readers that the X-Men risk their lives to protect “normal” humans even though those “normal” humans “fear and distrust” mutants. That reminds me of the Christian maxim to “turn the other cheek”: to return good for evil. Xavier’s optimistic strategy is that by helping the majority of the human race, mutants will finally win their acceptance.

Back on the subject of the Fantastic Four, Fingeroth perceives that in Lee and Kirby’s great “Galactus trilogy” (FF #48-50), Galactus is like “the vengeful deity of the Old Testament, preparing to unleash the flood of the Noah story” (Fingeroth p. 98). I found it interesting that Fingeroth refers to the Watcher in that storyline as a rabbinically wise entity” (Fingeroth p. 98). As regular readers know, I think that in the trilogy the Watcher instead represents an alternative vision of God as a benevolent paternal figure (see “Comics in Context” #184: “Clobbered Again” and #185: “Get Off of My Cloud”).

Fingeroth briefly refers to the “Hebraic-sounding names” like Arishem in Jack Kirby’s The Eternals, a series that was recently one of the subjects of “Comics in Context” #194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199. It’s amusing to learn that Zuras’s name is a blend of Zeus and “the Hebrew/Yiddish tsuris (the ts is pronounced like a z) meaning trouble or woe” (Fingeroth p. 98), though I don’t know if that combination has any special meaning. Perhaps it means that you’d better not get Zuras angry at you. Fingeroth also states that the name of one of the Celestials, Oneg, means “joy or pleasure” in Hebrew. It’s too bad that Kirby never showed us why he gave Oneg that particular name. (Could Oneg be Sersi’s Celestial patron?)

Fingeroth also deals briefly with Kirby’s “Fourth World” books such as The New Gods at DC Comics, pointing out that the character Izaya (better known as Highfather) is named after the Old Testament prophet Isaiah. Fingeroth doesn’t mention that Izaya also looks very much the part of an Old Testament prophet, complete with white beard, robes, and staff, and that he communicates with “the Source,” who, at least metaphorically, is God Himself.

Fingeroth also claims that in the “Fourth World” books Darkseid’s planet Apokolips resembles “Nazi-dominated Europe,” and notes Kirby’s name for a place called “Armagetto” (Fingeroth p. 99). The latter combines “Armageddon” and “ghetto” into what Lewis Carroll would call a portmanteau word, and should alert us that Kirby makes use of Christian as well as Jewish cultural references. I believe that Darkseid is an analogue to both Satan and fascist dictators like Hitler, and that Apokolips is both a planetwide forced labor camp and a metaphor for hell. The flames of Apokolips’s fire pits evoke factories, hell, and perhaps even the Nazi death camps.

Here’s something else about the Fourth World books: Kirby created Forager and his people, who were long considered to be an inferior race by the New Gods of New Genesis. Here’s a clear parallel to the experience of being in a minority group. Kirby called Forager’s people the “bugs,” which may renmind you abo ut last week’s column, in which I explained how Jerry Seinfeld uses bees as metaphorical Jews in Bee Movie.

In turning to Spider-Man, Fingeroth initially diappointed me by repeating the contemporary conventional line that Spider-Man’s civilian self, Peter Parker “was a nerd” (Fingeroth p. 99). Back in 1962, when Spider-Man debuted, the words “nerd” and “geek” were not nearly as commonly used as they are now and certainly never turned up in Stan Lee’s Spider-Man scripts in the 1960s. Oh, the introverted, studious Peter Parker could be described back then as a bookworm or a wallflower, but such terms didn’t carry the nasty implications of being somehow subhuman that “nerd” and “geek” do. (And for those of you who think that “nerd” and “geek” are complimentary terms, I have no patience with you.) Years ago John Byrne told me that the early Peter Parker wasn’t depicted as a “nerd” but as the “good son,” who did what he was supposed to at school and at home. Indeed, take a look at the opening page of Stan Lee and Steve Ditko’s first Spider-Man story in Amazing Fantasy #15 (1962), and it’s clear that the supposedly cool kids who are mocking Parker are superficial fools.

But then Fingeroth more than redeems himself by going right to the heart of Spider-Man’s appeal: “But what Lee and Ditko understood was that to any outsider–nerd, Jew, teenager–in his own eyes, and in the eyes of those who love him, he is not a freak, but is perfectly normal (as Jack Kerouac put it, the hero of his own movie), with a good reason for every seemingly odd thing that he does. . . . It was an exhortation to not judge anyone until you understand what he has been through. Spider-Man is a call to not give in to prejudice, to literally not “˜pre-judge’ anyone” (Fingeroth pgs. 99-100) This is the best written and most insightful paragraph in the entire book.

Next Fingeroth writes about the similarity between Spider-Man and Charles Schulz’s Charlie Brown. Now, this interests me because Fingeroth’s book is about New York Jewish creators of superheroes and Schulz was famously a Midwestern Protestant. Yet Peter Parker and Charlie Brown are very much alike: continually suffering from bad luck and lack of appreciation and angst. Different cultural influences produced similar results.

As David Michaelis’s new biography Schulz and Peanuts reveals, Schulz had his own reasons for feeling himself to be an outsider, who was insufficiently appreciated or loved. Fingeroth states that Spider-Man artist Steve Ditko and his successor John Romita, Sr., “both of whom were significantly involved in plotting the Spider-Man stories they worked on–weren’t Jews, but they were of immigrant descent–Slavic and Italian, respectively”–and hence could comprehend the same feeling of alienation from society, which, after all, “is individually a part of the human condition” to one extent or another for everyone (Fingeroth p. 101).

Perhaps, too, there was something about the zeitgeist of the conformist, consumerist 1950s that led Stan Lee, Steve Ditko and Charles Schulz to create such similar protagonists as Peter Parker and Charlie Brown. In a culture that glorified success as the American dream, Charlie Brown and Peter Parker personified the supposed loser as hero, who struggles on despite failure, self-doubt, lack of appreciation, and endless hard luck.

In his book Michaelis shows that Charlie Brown and Snoopy represent the two poles of Charles Schulz’s creative persona, but he does not efficiently emphasize how Snoopy’s joie de vivre and ability to transcend the limitations of his role in life (as a dog) balance out Charlie Brown’s melancholy and continual frustrations.

A former Spider-Man editor and writer, Fingeroth points out a similar balance in Stan Lee’s Silver Age Spider-Man stories, not between two different characters but between the ups and downs of Spider-Man’s existence. “Despite the dramatics, he was having fun. in Spider-Man the balance between angst and action, between introspection and exuberance, was skillfully maintained. It was a balance that succeeding generations of comics creators and filmmakers would struggle to get right” (Fingeroth p. 101). I believe that Sam Raimi gets the balance right in his Spider-Man movies, but the balance has long been lost in this grim and gritty world of 21st century superhero comics.

As for the Hulk, although Fingeroth comments “that the Hulk wanders from place to place, seeking acceptance, like the proverbial Wandering Jew, there seems little else about the character that one can identify as evoking Jewish themes, despite the fact that he is sometimes referred to as “˜the Green Golem'” (Fingeroth p. 102). I haven’t seen that many references to the Hulk as a “golem,” although Roy Thomas should be credited with drawing an explicit parallel between the Hulk and the golem way back in Incredible Hulk #134 (December 1970). Of course, the Hulk has frequently been called the Green Goliath,” and hey, that’s an Old Testament reference! And so is Henry Pym’ former identity as the giant-size Goliath.

Returning to Captain America, Fingeroth explains that Lee and Kirby established that the Captain had been in suspended animation since the last days of World War II in Europe. “The ostensibly WASP superhero had metamorphosed into the most metaphorically Jewish aspect of his existence,” Fingeroth writes: “Captain America was a survivor. The people he had known before the war, especially the comrade he cared so much about, were gone” (Fingeroth p. 104).

That “comrade” is Captain America’s young sidekick Bucky Barnes, who was (as far as Lee and Kirby were concerned) killed before the Captain’s eyes just before he went into suspended animation. Fingeroth could have done more with this. Captain America was like a surrogate father to Bucky. In losing him, Captain America is like any World War II survivor who lost a member of his family in the war or in the Holocaust. And, as Fingeroth remarks, Captain America unmistakably suffers from survivor’s guilt in Lee and Kirby’s stories, mourning the loss of Bucky and blaming himself. (This, by the way, is one reason why it was a mistake to resurrect Bucky: that survivor’s guilt is key to the characterization of Captain America in modern comics.)

Fingeroth explains further that due to spending years in suspended animation, the revived Captain America is “physically in his twenties, but his alienation and psychological trauma make him older” (Fingeroth p. 104). Fingeroth sees the Captain’s condition as a metaphor for the situation that that Lee and Kirby found themselves in in the 1960s, as men who “even if you feel energetic and enthused by life,” have nevertheless become middle-aged and find a new generation arising that questions the value system of their elders (Fingeroth, p. 106).

This, of course, doesn’t specifically reflect Jewish culture, but the universal condition of growing older, something that Danny and I can now better understand than we did when we entered the comics profession. It strikes me, though, that Captain America was revived in the 1960s by two middle-aged men, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, as a child of the Great Depression who came of age in World War II, was thrust by fate into the radically different world of the 1960s, but holds fast to the patriotic vision of his youth. But since then, Captain America has usually been written by young men who haven’t experienced moving into middle age. Can younger writers really understand the personality that Lee and Kirby gave the Captain? I cannot imagine Lee and Kirby writing that infamous recent scene in which a young reporter told the soon-to-be-seemingly-assassinated Captain that he did not understand America because he didn’t frequent YouTube or NASCAR events.

Captain America is like Rip Van Winkle as a superhero: the man who awoke after sleeping for years to find that the world had changed almost unrecognizably. Then again, Hawkeye used to call him “Methuselah,” and hey, there’s another Old Testament reference!

I still have more to say about Danny Fingeroth’s Disguised as Clark Kent (and you can read my interview with him) . But other subjects, like the new Beowulf movie, clamor for my attention, so I shall turn to some of them after Thanksgiving.

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

One of the highlights of 2008 in the world of comics art is bound to be the February publication of Kirby: King of Comics by Mark Evanier. You can read my interview with Mark about his book in the November 13, 2007 edition of Publishers Weekly‘s Comics Week.

In the near future I will be reviewing Alan Moore and Kevin O’Neill’s new The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier here in “Comics in Context.” For help in understanding Moore’s profusion of cultural and historical references, be sure to consult Jess Nevins’s indispensable list of Black Dossier annotations. (I’ve contributed several annotations to his list myself!) The annotations will become part of Nevins’ forthcoming Impossible Territories: The Unofficial Companion to the Black Dossier, which MonkeyBrain Press will publish in July 2008.

One of my own cultural references is the title of the section of “Comics in Context” about my own current projects, “Advertisements for Myself,” which I named after a 1959 book by Norman Mailer, who passed away on Saturday, November 10 of this year. In my student days I was greatly impressed by Mailer’s ventures into “New Journalism” with his 1968 books The Armies of the Night and Miami and the Siege of Chicago. Thinking about him after his death, I realized that these books, without my consciously realizing it, had influenced my own novelistic approach to writing reports about comics conventions, memorials, and other events in “Comics in Context”–even waiting in line (and in vain) on a frigid day to try to get into a theater to watch a discussion between Joss Whedon and Stephen Sondheim (see “Comics in Context” #77: “Gone with the Steam”).

–Copyright 2007 Peter Sanderson

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/19/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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November 16, 2007

Trailer Park: Tony Dovolani

Filed under: Columns,Interviews,Trailer Park — admin @ 8:02 pm

By Christopher Stipp

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Instead of manning-up and actually going the emotionally hard route of being outrightly rejected by publishers, I’m rejecting them first and allowing you to give my entire book a preview, let you read the whole thing or, if you like, download the whole damn thing at no cost. Download and read my first book “Thank You, Goodnight” for FREE.

I don’t know what it is about the show.

I will admit that it’s one of those things I simply can’t control, be it the phases of the moon this year or the fact that Tom Bergeron is one of the better television hosts out there, but I can honestly say that the enjoyment I derive from the program is partly due to my four-year-old’s manic transformation when the show is supposed to come on. Thanks to TiVo I can now lord that saved program over her little toddler head but, like Life cereal, dad likes it too. Her exuberance in wanting to see this show (driving me crazy with every day that passes after the Tuesday Results show, asking when the show is coming back on. “Monday! Get that through your non-English reading brain…”)

I believe this reality show trumps many others in its class from the standpoint that it’s not enough to just be a celebrity and be part of the show, they actually have to do something, they have to earn their keep. Will this program change collective perspectives of our Middle Eastern policy or will it raise the bar for television production? No, but that’s not the point and that’s certainly not why this program is the 2nd and 7th program most widely watched by those in America last week, its consistent performance in the ratings only being matched by their creative celebrity choices.

It’s a juggernaut of a show and when approached to interview one of the show’s dancers, Tony Dovolani, I took it as an opportunity to try and get a true insider’s take about why this show works as well as it does. Tony actually got his limelight start on the big screen with his turn in 2004’s SHALL WE DANCE and has since performed in over 50 episodes of Dancing With The Stars.

From being born in Kosovo, Serbia, Tony worked his love for dance into a professional career since arriving in America decades ago and has won his share of World Rhythm championships to demonstrate his prowess as an accomplished performer. His partner, Jane Seymour, suddenly coming down sick with food poisoning to the heartbreaking loss of her mother did not stop the duo from overcoming near elimination a couple of times and the two continued to battle it out on the floor before being leaving the competition almost two weeks ago. Tony took a brief respite from his schedule prior to that to give me an idea of what he’s been up against and tries to explain why America can’t stop watching this program.

When I spoke to Tony he had been spared yet another week of being booted off and was beginning a fresh week anew with getting himself back into the competition. I commented on how everyone was nearly expecting his exodus.
DOVOLANI: It’s been crazy. The amazing thing about it was that I was not expecting it. When it happened I was so stunned. I think everybody in the whole world could see how stunned I was.

CS: I think everyone was. I don’t think anyone was expecting that but how has it been for you this season? How’s the experience been this year?

DOVOLANI: The good thing about it is that it is a feel good show and everybody enjoys it. Dancing is a very interesting thing. God works in mysterious ways and sends joyful things to people who need it the most. And in this case, obviously Jane, a little dancing in their lives and the trauma that has gone on this season. Dancing has been such an escape for her…such a joy”¦something she has always wanted to do but never gotten to it. I just think this is the right thing for her to go through.

CS: She has absolutely been through a lot since it started ““ food poisoning, her mother…
DOVOLANI: Yes, the food poisoning and then Marie passed out in front of her ““ it just seems like it just keeps going. You know things come in three’s and hopefully this is the last and everyone can just enjoy the competition.

CS: And I watch the program. I have to tell you I have a wife and daughter who hooked on this show and I cannot explain why.

DOVOLANI: The funniest story that I tell everybody, is that I was in Las Vegas and this guy who’s about 6 foot 8, about 350 lbs…full of tattoos, and he walks up to me and I’m just like thinking he’s going to just get into a fight with me, I was just scared shitless, and he goes, “Are you Tony?” And I said, “Yes.” And he goes, “I gotta tell you, you guys are just awesome.” And I’m going, “What???” Our audience is so wide ““ A to Z as you call it. It’s an amazing thing. Dancing has taken this country by storm.

CS: You have obviously danced for a long time. You love, you breathe it but what is it that people seem to be attracted to? What is it that made this show so popular? And why can’t I turn away?

DOVOLANI: It’s amazing ““ I’ve watched Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers movies a thousand times. And I was so disappointed to see that when I came to the United States the legacy that has gone on for 50 years, since the 1920’s, through the 70’s and 80’s had died out because people stopped watching it. But realistically speaking dancing is the only type of program that everyone can watch together ““ kids everybody can watch together. And right now, I call it the second baby boomers, they want convenience. Something they can watch as a family everybody wants to be with the family and everyone can be in the living room and this is the only program that can entertain everyone.

CS: I absolutely agree with you and as proof I have a 4 year old girl who loves to watch this show.

DOVOLANI: Because she can dress up in costume.

CS: That’s it! That’s what she does. She mimics. She is front of the television and she dances around. It’s bizarre.

DOVOLANI: It’s truly amazing.

CS: But you are absolutely right, I can watch this show with her and I know what’s coming around each corner and when everyone reads off the scores she reads the numbers with the kind of zeal I don’t usually see in her around eight at night.

DOVOLANI: Exactly. It’s funny because it’s not just about success…it teaches kids everything from A to Z. Because a lot of times we are surrounded by “You have to succeed.” No, you have to find the positive even in the failure. When celebrities get kicked off, they always talk about how wonderful of an experience this was. They don’t talk about negative. There is nothing negative in life. Don’t talk negative then you will feel negative. You are supposed to enjoy the new experience and that’s what this show is about. About enjoying every single thing you get to do, every character you get to play, it’s fun. And that’s what the essence of this show is. It’s having a good time. Being a child again.

CS: And how is it when you get to work with somebody ““ I know you’ve done this for a few seasons ““ when you have somebody Day 1 to where they eventually go through the process of learning, moving, do you see a transformation in the celebrities themselves?

DOVOLANI: Oh, absolutely. Day 1 is like teaching them the alphabet. And then by week 2 they are starting to put some things together and seeing them much happier and then by week 4 when they do their first dance it’s almost like they are in class giving their first recital and they are talking about it. Do you know what I mean? They work really hard and, at the end of the season, what’s amazing about this is that whoever is left they start looking like dancers. They start acting like dancers. They walk around like dancers. It’s truly amazing the transformation in such a short amount of time. You have to understand they put a lot of hours in, but at the same time the fact that they embrace it and all of a sudden become dancers, it’s truly amazing.

CS: When you start working with someone, what is the core of those you teach should understand first and foremost about any preconceived thought about dancing in general?

DOVOLANI: Dancing is a sport. This is the part that people don’t realize. Dancing is a sport. It takes physical ability, it takes adrenaline, it takes so much. I remember one year Emmit Smith and Jerry Rice, they said that some of these things were harder to do that playing football. Because this is something that you use muscles you’ve never used before in your life. And all of a sudden”¦.that’s why the body changes so much because you use parts you don’t normally use in everyday life. And it works in such a way that you really don’t feel it until you look in the mirror and 4 weeks later you say, “What’s happened to my body?” Because it changed so quickly. It’s not because they are dieting because they aren’t. They are actually eating more than before because they are putting so many hours in and dancing stretches the muscles and elongates and so on. All of a sudden they feel completely different. And it’s funny, Jane said to me the other day, since her operation on her back, and even before, she was never really able to just get off the bed. And now, she bounces off the bed. “I get up and all my muscles just feel youthful again. ” It’s really amazing.

CS: So, you just explained that dancing is a sport and when I was preparing for the interview I just happen to catch Extra last night and I saw something to the effect that you gave Carrie Ann a rule book with regard to dancing rules? I took it as a joke…

DOVOLANI: Oh, Carrie Ann and I are good friends and we joke with each other all the time. Whether there was a lift or not it doesn’t matter. She called me on it and it becomes a debate. The thing is we joke with each. I gave her the real rule book but it was not anything other than joking. She is an incredible person, a knowledgeable person and I have nothing but the utmost respect for her. And as a friend, she is a great friend. And some people took it out of context and twisted my words and made it seem that we had a problem with each other. Which we don’t.

CS: I didn’t think so. But what really struck me was that there actually is a rule book for dancing. Can you talk a little bit about that rule book? In baseball, basketball, football, there are rules and such but dance?

DOVOLANI: There is a body ““ as in skating there is a National Dance Council of America (NDCA) and when you belong to the NDCA there are rules and regulations that you abide by to compete in events. That’s where you get your rankings. That’s where I won my World Championships and so on. You have to have rules of certain things ““ there are too many for me to list but it has rules for lifts, it has rules for what the content of your dance should be and so on. Basically it gives you a guideline that you should not break. It needs to have a certain amount of element in there ““ just like skating. Pretty much it’s just like the skating system. So I think people are surprised that there’s this secret society of dancers and it’s worldwide and all connected.

CS: Yeah, it’s global. It’s not just America. I think back to when I got married…my wife made me go to a Fred Astaire Dance Studio where I had to learn our first dance. It was choreographed and I thought it was a throwback to a bygone era but there were people there learning to dance themselves. I had never been in a situation like that.

DOVOLANI: Fred Astaire Dance Studios have been around for over 60 years. And what’s amazing about them is that they have the system to be able to teach anybody how to dance. And that’s a beautiful thing. That’s why I call it a secret society because they have been able to exist under the radar. Many people who get married know that they have to learn to dance. This is something that is a part of our culture. Part of our etiquette. It is what identifies America, I think. It’s the icons like Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly that is in our history and connects us to World War II or even World War I. During those times it connected us with dance. It is just our culture. It’s about dance.

CS: One thing you can help shed some like on is one of the connections I’ve drawn is that my teacher was from an Eastern Bloc country ““ what is it about the international appeal of dance? It seems to appeal to people overseas and they come here and it’s something that is prevalent in many studios I’ve been in.

DOVOLANI: The one thing about that is that I call dance the universal language. It doesn’t matter what color you are, doesn’t matter what nationality you are, what part of the continent you are, it connects everybody. You can have somebody from China, from Japan, from Russia, the United States or vise versa and we immediately have something in common. Because as human beings we need to have something in common. And dance is something that can unite everybody. It is probably the most joyful thing that anybody can ever do and I feel that our country and everybody needs that more around them. That’s why dancing has become this craze all over the world. It connects people. It connects everyone. It doesn’t matter age, color, race”¦.doesn’t matter. Connects everyone.

CS: You got your start a long time ago ““ 15-16 years ago. What appealed to you to pick it up?DOVOLANI: When I was a kid, I did folk dancing when I was three years old and when I came to the United States when I was 15 I was working for Fred Astaire Studios because I watched Fred Astaire as a kid growing up and I was in America and I went looking for a Fred Astaire Studio because that is where the best dancing was. And luckily for me in the state of Connecticut there was studio and I went there and immediately fell in love and I knew it was what I was meant to do. At 16 years old they hired me as a teacher which was quite an undertaking for me but something that I so thoroughly enjoyed that I just couldn’t imagine me not doing it. So now that I’ve found the connection of how to make a living at it, I just love going to work now.

CS: When did you realize that you could do it and support yourself?

DOVOLANI: For me it was right when I walked in because they could tell I was hungry for it and had a little talent for it and all that because of my dance background they thought they could mold me into a ball dancer. They showed me all the opportunities that ball dancing has. The Fred Astaire Dance Studios is a franchise. It has a way of being able to teach you, not only how to dance but how to support yourself through dance and that way you can dance for the rest of your life. Because dancing – in Europe when you are a dancer you are an artist. Here people that I’ve come across when I was younger would say “What do you do?” And I would say, “I dance.” And they would say, “No, how to you make a living?” And I would say, “I dance.” “No, how to you make money?” “I dance.” It’s hard for people to understand that, just like in anything else, in any business, dancing has become a dance-sport business. It involves dancing, it involves sport, it also involves business. Because, as you know, there is more and more demand for it and the teachers are getting to be able to teach just like tennis, or ice skating and so on. And it has become one of those crazes that everybody wants to be a part of.

CS: And how did you get hooked-up with doing it on television?

DOVOLANI: I did a movie with Jennifer Lopez and Richard Gere where I was also cast as a slick willy which was a mean guy but I trained for that movie for 9 months and I was also the current World Rhythm Champion so they really came after me and interviewed me to see if I would be the right candidate and they told me that my credentials I was the top teacher in the United States for three years in a row, they were like, “OK, we want this guy.” So, they went after me and they were hard to shake off.

CS: So, you say you are also a teacher ““ what makes a good student? Some of these people who come on the show are obviously immediately pegged as going out the first or second round”¦.like I’m thinking Jerry Springer”¦these people who are bereft of any talent when it comes to dance, what do you need to make somebody a dancer? Is it as basic as just listening skills?

DOVOLANI: Just someone who wants it. If these celebrities have desire…When desire meets opportunity and they work with the professionals we have on this show that’s all it takes to be a success. Even if they get kicked out the first show, they always learn something. I’ve been doing this for 18 years and I have yet to find anybody who cannot learn how to dance. So as long as they have the desire and they can walk ““ you’ll learn how to dance.

CS: When I watch the show and see the cut scenes and watch the celebrities doing their routines and watching them failing and getting back up and doing it again ““ weekly ““ how many hours are celebrities (other than last night I heard someone only put 6 hours into it) whereas others worked all week on it.

DOVOLANI: Jane and I put in 5-6 hours a day. Sometimes it has to do with a person’s ability. They need that many hours, some people don’t. It’s hard for someone to make the assumption that just because you put in the hours you are going to get the result. It’s the quality of hours that you put in. Some people need it ““ others don’t. As long as you go out there and perform to the best of your ability and give your mind and your body a chance to perform it properly, you’ll get the reward. But as far as rehearsing, these guys are going nuts – you got people who rehearse 250 hours so far to 180 hr. to 120 hrs. but it’s really amazing what they can accomplish regardless of the amount of hours they put in.

CS: What is it about the dancing”¦I read a quote that ballroom dancing is all about the women ““ framing a picture, as it were. What, on an artistic level, when that celebrity hits the floor what should they be exuding?

DOVOLANI: I feel it is the relationship. The man has to be the man. The woman has to be the woman and actually the man has to frame the woman, exactly. The man needs to be the strong part of the relationship or the man leads the woman across and shows her off. In any relationship…we know, the man is the man and the woman is the woman and dancing is just a reflection of that. And all this junk that the cha-cha is a man’s dance, the rumba is a woman’s dance, the swing is a together dance and on and on…it goes back and forth. There are parts where the man is highlighted and parts where the woman is highlighted but overall the man should always be the frame and the woman always be the picture because the woman is prettier. So you want to showcase her.

CS: When you are finished with the season, do you go back to competing or anything along those lines?

DOVOLANI: I just recently retired from competition. But what I’m going to do, is I’m the dance director of the Fred Astaire Dance Studios studio and I go around the country making sure the quality of the dance is up to par.

CS: Are you always going to stay with the show?

DOVOLANI: The show is amazing and if given the opportunity I would stay with the show. I love what I do and as long as I have the chance to do it I would keep doing it. It’s something…you never know. Obstacles come in the way but I don’t foresee that.

CS: What is it when people are watching, I know my own daughter actually talks about the show with great regard, what are you hoping that people are getting out of it? In the beginning it was sort of a farce just to watch the celebrities but now it’s become a real competition.

DOVOLANI: I hope people can escape from whatever trials and tribulations they have in life. I hope people get to enjoy for however long we have out there, the journey we have and the fact that we are sharing it with the country. And hopefully they are sitting there with their kids and joined together as families to get to share time together.

CS: It’s a great show and I don’t understand why I’m so hooked on it or why I just can’t stop watching it.

[Laughs]

DOVOLANI: Thank you.

Weekend Shopping Guide 11/16/07: It’s About Nothing

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:02 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

To say that the finale of the 9th season of Seinfeld (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP) – and of the series itself – was a highly controversial note to end on is an understatement. In fact, I’d goes as far to say that the disappointment and ill feelings it generated would not be exceeded until the Sopranos ended in its own infamous way. Regardless of how you feel about the end, the season itself was a pretty high note, and the DVD set wraps things up with the established plethora of extras, including commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and more.

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Let’s just all forget the disappointment that was Ocean’s 12… You know, the one that left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth. Luckily, Ocean’s Thirteen (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP) is a worthy sequel to the frothy heist fun of Ocean’s 11, reuniting all the major players – plus new additions Al Pacino and Ellen Barkin – as Danny Ocean’s band of merry misfits are pitted against Pacino’s double-crossing Vegas kingpin. Bonus features include a tour of the casino, a look at Vegas design sense, and deleted scenes.

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The Disney Afternoon releases have been slow in coming, but we’ve finally got the penultimate volumes of two beloved series with the third volume of DuckTales and the second volume of Tale Spin (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP each). Unfortunately, Disney continues to give us lackluster transfers and zero bonus features. Talk about mistreatment!

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I don’t know why Paramount is still flogging the abominable colorized version of It’s a Wonderful Life (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP), but at least the new 2-disc edition has the sense to also include the remastered black & white original. Bonus features include a making-of, a tribute to Frank Capra, and the theatrical trailer.

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Raymond Burr’s square-shouldered defense attorney returns in the second volume of Perry Mason: Season 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$38.99 SRP). The 4-disc set features the final batch of 15 episodes to wrap up the legal eagle’s sophomore outing.

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Another chapter in the cinematic saga of Tolkien’s epic closes with the release of Return Of The King: The Complete Recordings (Reprise, $74.98 SRP). The 4-disc set features the entirety of Howard Shore’s score, which is sure to be a hit with humans and Hobbits alike.

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Halloween has just passed, but I still think there’s enough of a residual groove to dig on Midnight Movies: From The Margin To The Mainstream (Starz, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). As you might expect, the documentary focuses on the flicks that achieved cult status on the big screen, long after the blockbusters had vacated the screen for the day and the giddy lunatics ruled the night with films like Rocky Horror, Night Of The Living Dead, Pink Flamingos, Eraserhead, and more.

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I’m not entirely sure why we have another (the fourth!) edition of The Princess Bride (MGM/UA, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) so soon after the “definitive” 2-disc edition, but I guess there’s always more money to be made. I don’t think the trio of new featurettes is worth the quadruple dipping, but if you’re tight on cash and can’t afford the 2-disc version, this might be a nice alternative, just for the recently improved picture quality they both share.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/16/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Would I Lie To You episode 4, Part 1… (Thingamabob)
  • Rich Hall Live At The Apollo, Part 1… (Thingamabob)

November 15, 2007

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/15/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Would I Lie To You episode 3, Part 1… (Thingamabob)

November 14, 2007

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/14/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Here’s another one of those Brit panel shows that any comedy fan should check out – Would I Lie To You. This is episode 2, Part 1… (Thingamabob)
  • Dara O’Briain on controlling children… (Thingamabob)

November 13, 2007

Toy Box: Back to the Future, in mini-mate style!

Filed under: Columns,Toy Box — admin @ 4:47 am

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If you’ve been collecting any form of toy over the last decade, you know all about mini-mates. Born out of the mini-figure boom of a few years back, the figures produced by Art Asylum were an instant hit. The Marvel figures were clearly the most popular, but the style was applied to all kinds of licenses.

Diamond Select took over the mini-mate line last year, and are now producing not only the Marvel and DC characters, but some truly unique and unusual licenses. One of those is the classic Back to the future. This set includes Marty McFly, Biff, Doc Brown and Lorraine McFly, and is hitting your LCS and online stores now.

Back to the Future mini-mates!

With all the time travel shows on right now – between Journeyman, and Hiro on Heroes, and even Lost, where time might be a question – you have to admit that while BTTF wasn’t exactly great science fiction, it was at least entertaining. If you’re looking for the more sci-fi version, I suggest Primer. But there’s no Marty McFly in that flick!

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Packaging – ***
All four figures come packed together on a bubble/cardback style of package. The graphics are decent, and the size is good (no wasted space!), but you won’t get all hot and bothered over it.

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Sculpting – ***
The mini-mates aren’t exactly the most specificly sculpted figures – they’re pretty basic, even by basic standards. And yet, somehow, they managed to get these pretty recognizable. It’s partly due to the hair sculpts, which are particularly unique, but also for some of the clothing. Marty is so recognizable as Marty because of the red down vest, and Doc Brown has that wild funky hair.

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As usual, you can swap the various body parts if you’d like, but with a character specific series like this I don’t know that it’s all that important. Of the set of four, Biff is the least recognizable, followed by Lorraine, but there’s no doubt about Marty and Doc Brown.

Paint – ***1/2
The quality of the paint ops are always critical for the mini-mates, due to the simplistic sculpts. Much of the recognizable look of the figures depends on the quality of the paint work, particularly the tampo painting of the faces. Fortunately, the work here is generally great. There’s a little slop, but it’s so minor that it’s not going to be an issue for any but the most anal.

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There’s quite a bit more detail here than usual as well. Biff actually mirrors the usual work, with the face having the most detail, and just some basic details on the clothing. However, the other three figures here have much more detail, from the pattern on Marty and Doc’s shirts, to the cool giraffe on Lorraine’s skirt.

Articulation – ***
These are very articulated for small mini-figures, but I’ve never been completely thrilled with the actual mobility of the joints.

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Each of the figures has a ball jointed neck, ball jointed shoulders and hips, pin jointed elbows and knees, and cut joints at the wrists, ankles and waist. That’s quite a bit for a figure that stands about 3″ tall. However, most of the joints are a bit limited in their range of movement.

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The best part of these joints is that most of them – like the shoulders, hips, wrists, waist and ankles – allow for the body parts to pop off and be swapped around. I’m not sure that it works particularly well with this license, but it’s always a nifty idea. All the figures stand up great on their own too, which is always important.

Accessories – Marty, Doc Brown **1/2; the rest Bupkis
While the hands on the mini-mates can certainly work with accessories, there are often very few included with the figures. That’s the case with Biff and Lorraine, but Marty and Doc Brown both have one addition.

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Doc Brown comes with his funky invention/hat, which is actually attached to a whole new head. That’s a nice touch, since he can have a different expression entirely. But it’s still not quite as cool as Marty’s included skateboard, which he can stand on with the help of a post on the board and a hole in his foot. And yes, the wheels turn.

Fun Factor – ****
Yep, they’re plenty of fun. These are the kind of figures that you can put on your desk at work, and you’ll see people actually playing with them while they talk to you. It’s just a natural thing!

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Value – ***
One of the problems with mini-mates has often been price, but you can pick up this full set of 4 for around $12 – $13 if you’re careful. That’s a good deal on the current specialty market, especially for something this…unique.

Things to Watch Out For –
Not a thing. They’re sturdy, can handle play, and have little issue with paint consistency.

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Overall – ***
Okay, I’m not sure how many of these little guys they can really sell – is BTTF really a license that can sell anything, let alone mini-figures? – but at least they gave it a good shot. If they don’t sell well, it won’t be because they aren’t well done, but rather that the license just doesn’t have the appeal they thought.

Where to Buy –
Online retailers include:

– Alter Ego Comics has the set for $12.74.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/13/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:05 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Today is a special edition of “Thingamabobs”, as we show our solidarity with the Writer’s Guild as they fught the good fight. Speaking of that good fight, here’s a clip which nicely demonstrates how little water the studios’ claim that there’s no moey in the internet is… (Thingamabob)
  • Moonlighting addresses the Writer’s Strike of ’88… (Thingamabob)

November 12, 2007

SModcast 37

Filed under: SModcast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:12 am

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 37: In A Row? –

Our heroes go jumbo-length in celebration of an anniversary, using the time to explore a body-snatching scenario and the decision to pod or die, learn the boundaries of a hug, marvel at the cunning of a trapped deer, and plumb the depths of general ignorance.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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Comics in Context #202: Stung

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — admin @ 1:54 am

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cic2007-11-12.jpgOver the last few weeks I have been examining Danny Fingeroth’s new book, Disguised as Clark Kent, which examines how the superhero genre reflects the Jewish-American background of many of the genre’s founders. As a lapsed Catholic, I have no trouble spotting the religious imagery in say, fellow Catholic Frank Miller’s Daredevil: Born Again, but I can use the help of Fingeroth’s book in understanding how Jewish-American culture influenced the work of Stan Lee (who wrote the book’s introduction), for example.

A measure of Fingeroth’s success is that he has opened my eyes to looking for such influences even in works outside the scope of his book, which is devoted to the superhero genre. For example, the Jewish Museum in Manhattan, which was hosting half of the “Masters of American Comics” exhibit last year at this time, is now presenting “From the New Yorker to Shrek: The Art of William Steig,” marking the centennial of his birth. One of Fingeroth’s themes is that being Jewish in American society confers an “outsider’s” perspective. It is therefore illuminating to consider Shrek, both in Steig’s book and in the movies, as a representative of the minority group member as outsider. In Steig’s book, Shrek embodies an adamant refusal to conform to mainstream society’s norms: it is a fable that takes a defiantly comedic stand against assimilation (see “Comics in Context” #186: “Le Petit Chef”).

Then there’s the new computer-animated film about anthropomorphic bees, Bee Movie, whose auteur is unmistakably comedian and television icon Jerry Seinfeld. Various reviewers have mentioned the exchange of dialogue that obviously signals that Seinfeld’s bees are, in part, metaphors for Jewish-Americans. On an expedition outside the hive, protagonist Barry B. Benson (voiced by Seinfeld) meets Vanessa Bloome (voiced by Renee Zellweger), a kindly human with a symbolic last name: she is the flower to his pollinating bee. (She even owns a flower shop.) On a literal level, though, they start a platonic romance. (Computer-animated films have had varying levels of success in depicting humans. DreamWorks Animation has succeeded in making Vanessa look appealingly pretty and even sexy.) Back in the hive Barry’s mother asks, “Was she beeish?” and Barry states that his new friend isn’t a “wasp.”

A delightful surprises in Fingeroth’s book is his discovery of parallels to Jewish-American culture in what initially seems a highly unlikely source: Marvel’s Thor, which is about the gods of Norse–and Germanic–culture. Back in the 1960s, series creators Stan Lee and Jack Kirby devised a longrunning subplot in which Thor had fallen in love with the mortal woman Jane Foster, despite the opposition of his father Odin, monarch of the gods.

When I interviewed him for Publishers Weekly‘s Comics Week, Fingeroth told me, “Immigrant families are often concerned that their children will marry within the group. Jews, with their small numbers, are famous for this concern. So when I reread the Thor stories about Odin forbidding Thor to “˜intermarry’ with mortal Jane Foster, it just seemed plain to me that this was reflective of the conflicts that Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. . .had to have experienced in their own lives and families.”

Fingeroth also points out in his book that the initially forbidden romance between Johnny Storm of the Fantastic Four and Crystal. who belongs to a different racial community, the Inhumans, similarly reflects this conflict. (Of course, this theme isn’t restricted to Jewish-American creators: William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet find themselves in similar situation.)

So, then, Barry’s leaving the hive to explore the outside world is like someone moving beyond his ethnic community to investigate the majority culture. Barry’s platonic romance with Vanessa is a metaphor for a Jewish-American man falling in love with a Gentile woman.

But, although the mainstream reviews I’ve read take no notice, the Jewish-American themes extend much further than this in Bee Movie. Barry discovers that humans are “stealing” honey from the bee population. This is a metaphor for the majority culture’s exploitation of the labor of a minority group. It’s not surprising to find this as a subject of an animated film for families. But, startlingly, Seinfeld and his collaborators go further.

Bee Movie establishes that humans harvest honey from hives in what the dialogue calls “work camps” for bees. Of the mainstream critics whose Bee Movie reviews I read, only Rex Reed in The New York Observer came close to finding the buried subtext, referring to “a honey farm that is like a Nazi work camp staffed by slaves”. The movie shows us that before the humans remove the honey, they gas the bees. We see smoke get released and watch the bees collapse. It’s not lethal, but, considering that the Vanessa subplot has already likened bees to Jews, the metaphorical implications should be obvious.

Horrified by the exploitation of the bees, Barry fights back by initiating a class action suit against the human race. During the trial the racial subtext becomes more explicit. The opposing lawyer is a caricature of the stereotype of the racist Southerner, who openly argues against granting bees “equal rights” and publicly exposes the relationship between Barry and Vanessa to foment bigoted reactions. In the trial sequence Seinfeld and company appear to be likening bees to African-Americans as well, as Barry refers to the bees as the humans’ “slaves.” The climactic point of the trial comes when Barry produces a “bee smoker” in court, which gets triggered: in full view of everyone present, bees in the audience are gassed and collapse. even in the context of a “funny animal” movie, it struck me as startling, even somewhat shocking. For a moment Bee Movie had become Maus.

Do you think I’m reading too much into this? In his review in The Onion (Nov. 8-14, 2007) film critic Nathan Rubin missed the Holocaust imagery but nonetheless observed, “Yet the darkness endemic to Seinfeld [the TV series] manifests in some satisfying, unexpected twists” such as “a loopy dream sequence that ends tragically”. He’s referring to a strange sequence in which Barry dreams of Vanessa attempting to fly, as he does, but in a one-woman aircraft which crashes in flames. Watching this I wondered why this sequence was in the movie, since Vanessa is in no danger in the story. But Rubin may be right that there is a dark undercurrent beneath Bee Movie‘s bright, shiny surface.

Moreover, Seinfeld told PBS’s Charlie Rose (on the latter’s show on November 5, 2007) that he was surprised that children liked Bee Movie so much because he had principally aimed it at adults. He told Roger Ebert, “To be honest. . .I wrote it for adults”. It seems strange that he would think that there was a large enough adult audience for what is basically a funny animal animated film to make Bee Movie a commercial success, but this does indicate that Seinfeld wasn’t averse to dealing with “adult” subjects in the film.

Despite its ambitions, I still found Bee Movie disappointing. Seinfeld and his co-writers labored for over two and a half years on the screenplay, but to my mind the story still seems deeply flawed.

The initial premise is that Barry is a young bee who, having just finished bee college is expected to commit to a job in the hive, which is depicted as a company town run by a corporation called Honex: we are told that once he makes his choice, he will never be able to switch to another job, he will never get a day off, and he will literally work until he drops dead. A Honex orientation guide cheerfully declares, “You’ve worked your whole lives so you can work your whole lives.” Barry rebels at this prospect, as well he should.

Brad Bird’s great animated film Ratatouille starts with a somewhat similar premise: the protagonist, Remy the rat, is pressured to conform to the lifestyle of the rest of his species, which is basically to eat garbage for the rest of their lives. (Again see “Comics in Context” #186: “Le Petit Chef”). But Remy has a driving passion to eat and create fine foods, and he envisions a different, better life for himself, which he successfully achieves.

In contrast, Barry has no ambition or dream he pursues from the start of his movie. Moreover, Bee Movie and Seinfeld himself seem to have contradictory feelings about Barry’s future in the hive. Seinfeld told Entertainment Weekly that “I love utopian societies, which is what they [bees] live in — it seemed like a very ’60s corporate environment to me, where people believed in the company, and government, and society. I love that. To me, utopia is an old Jack Lemmon movie. Growing up, I thought that would be the ultimate life, to have a convertible and work in an office in Manhattan”. Somehow I think that writer/director Billy Wilder would not have considered Jack Lemmon’s character’s corporate life in his film The Apartment (1960) as utopian.

Even though Barry is tempted by the life of a “pollen jock,” one of the macho bees who flies out of the hive to gather honey (a task actually performed by female bees in real life, by the way), he still balks at making any choice that would commit him for the rest of his life.

But this storyline takes a back seat to Barry’s evolving relationship with Vanessa. In speaking to her and thereby initiating the relationship, Barry says he is violating the rules of bee society. Metaphorically, Barry is breaking a taboo about close association with people outside his community. Now you might think that the Barry-Vanessa storyline, with its strong subtext, would become the main plotline of the movie. But no, except for the very brief uproar at the trial over it, and the occasional fits of anger from Vanessa’s human boyfriend, Barry and Vanessa’s relationship doesn’t hold onto center stage. It’s as if Barry had picked up a sidekick to provide him with moral support for the next half of the movie. It’s as if after the balcony scene Romeo and Juliet took off to star in an entirely different play.

So if Bee Movie isn’t really about finding an alternative career or finding love outside your community, maybe it’s about an oppressed people (the bees) revolting against their oppressors (the humans). Here I must issue the requisite spoiler warning: if you don’t want to learn about the last act of the film, skip the next fourteen paragraphs.

Barry triumphs in court, the bees are legally granted possession of all their honey, and this turns out to be disastrous. With all the honey they could want, the bees stop pollinating flowering plants, apparently all over the world. From her apartment overlooking Central Park (And just how can the owner of a one-woman flower shop afford this?), Vanessa shows Barry that all of the plants there are dying. As she explains, this will destroy the entire ecosystem of Earth: if flowering plants die, there’ll be no food, and animals and the human race will perish as well. (Yes, it’s another end of the world movie.) The only flowering plants left alive, she informs him, are the roses that were saved for the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena, California.

All right, let’s stop here. Is the movie suggesting that Barry was wrong to sue the human race, and that humans should have continued to exploit, enslave and gas the bees? (By the way, in real life, “Centuries of selective breeding by humans has created honey bees that produce far more honey than the colony needs.”).

Once Barry won the lawsuit, wouldn’t humans have negotiated with the bees to obtain some of their honey? People don’t just use honey for food; it also has medicinal benefits. Since Seinfeld and company have portrayed a bee society that has its own tiny automobiles and television shows, among other trappings of human-style civilization, surely some sort of trade agreement could have been worked out, wherein the bees would exchange honey with the humans for consumer goods. So why would honey production grind to a halt? Besides, even though honey has a long shelf life, wouldn’t the bees eventually have to replenish their stores?

Wouldn’t lots of human beings–and Seinfeld’s intelligent bees as well–have realized, as early as the trial, that if the bees stopped pollinating plants, ecological catastrophe would strike? Wouldn’t scientists have realized this before it got to the point that all the plants in Central Park were dead? Wouldn’t the human and talking bees have reached some sort of agreement to start pollinating plants again long before this point? And if plants all over the world were dying, why would humanity only save the roses for the Tournament of Roses Parade!?! Isn’t food–like wheat–more important?

Does Seinfeld mean to suggest that the bee community (metaphorically representing a minority group) is so lazy that none of them would want to continue working after they won the lawsuit? Considering that he and his co-writers had established that bee society was perfectly happy never taking any time off in their entire lives, wouldn’t retirement be anathema to most of them?

And just how stupid is Barry, the protagonist, that he didn’t notice the ecological catastrophe until it was nearly too late to reverse it? If this movie was aimed at adults, then it has to deal with the kind of logical questions that adults would ask.

Once Barry sees the light, does he first try to persuade the rest of the bees in his local hive that they have to start pollinating again? No, instead he and Vanessa embark in a scheme to steal a truckload of roses from the Tournament of Roses Parade and fly it to New York City. When the plane is in danger of crashing, the rest of Barry’s hive goes to his rescue, and only then does he fill them in on his master plan.

And so the bees use the pollen from the stolen roses to restore the plant life of Manhattan to health. Meanwhile, I found myself thinking, wouldn’t it have been easier if Barry had organized the bees that live in California to use the pollen from all the roses in Pasadena to pollinate plants out there, first? And since presumably there are talking bees out in California too, wouldn’t they have already figured this out? If Earth’s entire ecosystem is in danger, why is it important to start the repollination process in New York City? Okay, granted, as a New Yorker myself, I can sympathize with Mr. Seinfeld’s Manhattan-centric world view, but in this case it’s still wrong.

So, with Story Arc #4 resolved, Bee Movie moves into its happy ending, in which Barry not only runs a law office in the back of Vanessa’s flower shop, but also has become a member of the “pollen jocks.” This brings the movie full circle back to Story Arc #1, but the movie seems to have lost sight of that storyline’s initial point. What about not wanting to be stuck in the same job for the rest of hs life? What about never getting time off or working toll one drops dead? Barry does have his new legal career, but he doesn’t seem enthused about it, and tell the “pollen jocks” that he couldn’t wait to get out of the office.

I suppose that Bee Movie could be interpreted as a fable about a youth who rebels against the ways of his community, but then learns to value them when the community is endangered (by the humans’ oppression), and ultimately rejoins the community. That interpretation would certainly have resonance for the members of a minority group within a larger society. But to me, Bee Movie ends up seeming like a parable about giving up one’s dreams and settling for the status quo.

In Entertainment Weekly Owen Gleiberman writes, “It’s also a fable for our 24/7 worker-bee age. We’re used to animated films like Ratatouille that salute those who don’t go with the flow, but Bee Movie takes a paradoxically fresher tack. In this movie, the power of the individual turns out to be overrated. It’s the system that’s precious, and if that message sounds a tad…reactionary, Bee Movie finds a touching beauty in it. Who’d have guessed that Jerry Seinfeld, the maestro of nothing, would spearhead a fairy tale about the inspiring glory of punching the clock?”
I’d put it differently. Who’d have guessed that Jerry Seinfeld, who did not pursue a conventional career, like that of a lawyer or doctor, but instead followed his muse into the realm of stand-up comedy, and triumphantly beat the odds, co-creating a masterwork of television comedy and becoming fabulously wealthy as a result, would spearhead a fairy tale about punching the clock? He told Charlie Rose in that November 5 show that he is still motivated by the quest to unearth “nuggets of comedy.” Seinfeld’s life is more like Ratatouille, and yet he told Roger Ebert that “I was myself on the TV show and I am in this too, except if I were born as a bee, this is what I would be like”. Really?

I’ve been following my muse into middle age. I may not be rich, but I’m proud of my growing body of work, and think I would have been bored and felt unfulfilled had I not pursued ny fascination with comics and cartoon art, a subject that mainstream culture is finally beginning to take seriously. At the end of Ratatouille, Remy loses his chance at great commercial success, but he continues to pursue his art, and thus the film comes to its satisfyingly happy conclusion. Given a choice between Bee Movie and Ratatouille as a fable for my life, I unhesitatingly choose the latter.

Oh, yes, and at the end of Bee Movie it trns out that cows talk, too, and one of them complains to lawyer Barry that humans exploit them for their milk. Perhaps this is a can of worms that Seinfeld and the other writers should have left unopened, since humans don’t just milk cattle. So would Barry B. Benson put folks like J. Wellington Wimpy and myself on trial for eating hamburgers?

Let’s return to my chapter by chapter survey of Danny Fingeroth’s Disguised as Clark Kent. Fingeroth is good at evaluating and explaining away mistaken pieces of conventional wisdom on his subject. For example, he notes that the second syllable of the Kryptonian names for Superman–Kal-El–and his father –Jor-El–sound “like one of the Hebrew names for God” (Fingeroth, Disguised as Clark Kent, p. 45). Fingeroth points out that Superman’s co-creator Jerry Siegel is on record as revealing that “Jor-El” is simply a shortened version of his own full name, Jerome Siegel. But Fingeroth acknowledges that “it’s quite possible” that Siegel and artist Joe Shuster’s “memories of childhood Hebrew school lessons” could have “inspired” these Kryptonian names (Fingeroth p. 45). Here we should remind ourselves of one of Fingeroth’s guiding principles in writing this book: the power of the subconscious on the creative mind. Isn’t it possible that while Siegel consciously believed that he named Jor-El after himself, that the name sounded right to him because it subconsciously reminded him of a Hebrew name for God? We can never know for certain, but we should recognize the possibility.

As I argued last week, examining the work of the original creators of the superhero genre may show us whether and how its contemporary practitioners have strayed from the essential elements of the superhero concept.

For example, at one point Fingeroth speculates about Siegel and Shuster’s intentions in creating Superman: “they would have their creation embody the best of the Good Immigrant qualities. “˜Everyone says all Jews care about is money? Well, look at this: we’ve invented the most powerful man in the history of the world–and he still insists on having a day job at The Daily Planet. He is selfless and, by extension, so are we.’ He’s a tzaddik, literally “˜righteous man’ in Hebrew” (Fingeroth p. 47).

The early Superman treated criminals brutally at times, but the character quickly developed a strict moral code of behavior, truly becoming a “righteous man,” as Fingeroth says. In recent years, however, there was Marvel’s X-Statix team, mutant superheroes who were motivated primarily by seeking fame and fortune. More importantly, the “grim and gritty” trend in superhero comics that began in the 1980s and continues through the present day has brought the superhero who is quite willing to kill. Is such a character truly an archetypal “righteous man,” or is he morally compromised? The “goddamn Batman” of Frank Miller’s current All Star Batman and Robin takes a sadistic pleasure in injuring his criminal opponents (see “Comics in Context” #119; “Bats and Spats” and “Comics in Context” #178: “The Whole World Is Watching”). For the genre to progress creatively, the characterizations of superheroes must be portrayed with more complexity and sophistication. But writers must beware of diluting and subverting the superhero concept and genre in the process.

Speaking of Batman, Fingeroth references Rabbi Simcha Weinstein’s hypothesis that Batman’s origin was inspired by Kristallnacht, the 1938 anti-Jewish pogrom in Germany. As Fingeroth puts it, “Like the Jews in Europe, Bruce Wayne and his family thought they had all they needed to be insulated from the vagaries of life. Yet, like the Jews of Europe, it was all taken away from them in an instant” (Fingeroth p. 56). It’s certainly possible that this provided the inspiration for Batman’s origin.

But who created Batman’s origin? Was it Bob Kane, whom DC Comics officially credits as Batman’s creator, or Bill Finger, who, like Kane, was Jewish, and who co-created most of the original Batman mythos, or even Gardner Fox, who wrote some of the earliest Batman stories? My guess is that it was Finger, who generated most of the concepts for the early Batman, right down to the name Bruce Wayne and major elements of Batman’s costume design. Moreover, Finger’s body of comics work has a darker edge than Fox’s. In his great Silver Age work, Fox never approaches the bleak, haunting quality of the origin story in Detective Comics #33.

Then again, as Fingeroth demonstrates, Batman co-creator Bob Kane went to great lengths to conceal his Jewish background; reading this, it seems to me that Kane may even have been in a state of denial. Since, in the early days of Batman, Finger and Fox worked for him, why would Kane approve the origin story if he thought it was a parable about the plight of European Jews?

Fingeroth also wonders if Joe Chill’s shooting of Bruce Wayne’s parents was inspired by the murder of Jerry Siegel’s father. This is possible, too. Then again it appears that Kane lifted the scene of the murder of Thomas Wayne directly from a 1938 “Big Little Book” called Gang Busters in Action, illustrated by Henry Vallely. So maybe Kane wasn’t copying reality, but another artist.

But here I believe that Fingeroth comes close to a simpler answer to the question. Why couldn’t the story of Batman’s origin simply be a response to the widespread urban crime of Depression-era America? It was the lawlessness of that period that similarly inspired Dick Tracy and the classic gangster movies of the 1930s. The simple concept of a mugger appearing, seemingly at random, and gunning down a prosperous couple is a perfect image of the dangers of a lawless urban environment. It could equally well be an iconic image of the big city in the 1970s, which, not coincidentally, is the decade when the Batman returned to his late 1930s roots as a grim, avenging figure in the comics.

Following the lead of comics historian Gerard Jones, Fingeroth argues that Joe Simon and Jack Kirby’s creation Steve Rogers a. k. a. Captain America was “a kind of surrogate Jew” (Fingeroth, p. 58). “If Steve Rogers was blond, well, there are blond Jews. . . . “˜Rogers’ could have been a fake name, too. So, maybe despite all outward appearances, an argument could be made for Captain America as some sort of Jewish-inflected character, the “˜weary, old-country survivor reborn as the new fighting Jew,’ as interpreted by Gerard Jones” (Fingeroth, p. 60).

I think that Fingeroth may be pushing this point further than is justified. But he’s on target when he writes that “Perhaps the most “˜Jewish’ thing about Captain America’s stories is the concerted attempt by the creative staff to make every story universal” (Fingeroth p. 59). Since Simon and Kirby intended Captain America to be a symbol of America, then it made sense that they would cast him as a member of the largest ethnic group in the country in that time before multiculturalism: in other words, as a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

But yes, it’s true that the earliest Captain America stories reflect Simon and Kirby’s Jewish background. On the cover of Captain America Comics #1 the title character punches Adolf Hitler in the jaw. Though Fingeroth doesn’t, it should be noted that the first issue was cover-dated March 1941, nine months before America’s entry into World War II. Back then there was considerable isolationist sentiment against becoming involved in the war, and so Simon and Kirby’s open opposition to Hitler was rather daring.

Fingeroth is also correct to point out that the creator of Captain America’s “super-soldier serum” was “Professor Reinstein,” whom Simon and Kirby obviously based on the Jewish scientific genius Albert Einstein. Hence, the subtext is clear when, in the origin story, a Nazi agent guns down the Jewish Reinstein, and Captain America then avenges Reinstein’s death.

It’s surprising that Fingeroth doesn’t do more with his observation that the “super-soldier serum” transforms Steve Rogers into “a one-of-a-kind, perfect, Aryan-looking specimen of humanity” (Fingeroth p. 58). Ironically, Captain America physically matches the Nazis’ idealized vision of a member of the Aryan “master race.”

Were Simon and Kirby conscious of the irony? Decades later, the late Marvel writer Mark Gruenwald seemed to be, when he transferred the consciousness of Captain America’s Nazi archfoe, the Red Skull, into a cloned copy of the Captain’s own body: thus the Red Skull became Captain America’s literal evil twin.

Whether consciously or not, Simon and Kirby had turned the Nazis’ image of the Aryan superman to their own purposes. Captain America was not fighting for the dominance of a master race, but for the freedom of a democratic society in which immigrants from other ethnic groups could find refuge from fascist tyranny.

Fingeroth perceptively points to Reinstein’s declaration that Captain America will be “one of America’s saviors” and comments that “the metaphor system at work here is as much Christian as Jewish” (Fingeroth p. 58). So Captain America is a Christ figure, but couldn’t he also be viewed as a Messiah? And since Professor Reinstein remodels the once frail Steve Rogers into a physically perfect soldier, to go out and combat tyranny, couldn’t Captain America also be seen as a variation on a golem? I’ll let you ponder all of this until I continue my review of Dressed as Clark Kent next week.

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF AND OTHERS

I will be interviewing Tim Sale, the artist who has frequenty collaborated with writer Jeph Loeb (on Batman: The Long Halloween, Daredevil: Yellow and Hulk: Gray, among other projects) and who does artwork for the television series Heroes, on Saturday, November 17 onstage at the Big Apple Con‘s annual “National” convention. The convention runs from Friday afternoon, November 16 through Sunday, November 18 at the Penn Plaza Pavilion at 33rd Street and Seventh Avenue in Manhattan.

Writer/artist Richard Howell has moved his Claypool Comics series about vampires, Deadbeats, to the Internet, and recently reintroduced a character named Edwin, who first appeared in Richard’s indie comic Portia Prinz of the Glamazons. Take a look at strips 79, 80, and 81 and see if you can figure out what they have in common with “Comics in Context.” Here’s a hint: in strip 81 Edwin delivers one of the best worded defenses of continuity I’ve ever read.

And I am pleased to welcome Fred Hembeck back to Quick Stop Entertainment, where he has resumed work on “The Fred Hembeck Show” with episode 101.

–Copyright 2007 Peter Sanderson

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/12/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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November 11, 2007

Cabin Fever #07: Maginificent Seven

Filed under: Cabin Fever — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:59 pm

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Oh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

cabin.jpgCabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #07: Maginificent Seven – Kinda… We had a back log of stupid news from around the world due to our recent tardiness. So this show is a little longer than usual (or it probably should be). Hark, as we talk about drop-kicking kittens, downloading sheep, and dogs shooting people. An hour long episode of Cabin Fever? Listen at your own risk!

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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