Tag: William Shatner

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 9/19/14: Who Ya Gonna Call?

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    The 4k restoration done for its 30th anniversary has done wonders for Ghostbusters (Sony, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), as it looks absolutely stunning in its remastered form. They’ve also managed to serve up a handful of additional bonus features for this release, like a roundtable discussion with director Ivan Reitman and star/co-writer Dan Aykroyd, alternate takes, plus the greatest treat of all that fans have been begging ages for – Ray Parker Jr.’s music video. And, making its Blu-Ray debut, they’ve also remastered the lackluster Ghostbusters 2 (Sony, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP). Considering its original DVD release was bare bones, all of the bonus features are new, including another roundtable discussion with Reitman and Aykroyd, Bobby Brown’s “On Our Own” music video, and deleted scenes.

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    Of all Disney’s famous group of legendary animators, the one whose works crosses the most disciplines is the one spotlighted in the excellent new Marc Davis: Walt Disney’s Renaissance Man (Disney Editions, $40.00 SRP). From animating Cruella De Vil and Maleficent to designing theme park rides like Pirates Of The Caribbean and The Haunted Mansion, he was a true original deserving of this must-read book.

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    I’m a big fan of ephemera books that pull together facsimiles of rare materials into beautiful tomes celebrating a given subject, so it should come as no surprise that I really dig Hergé And The Treasures Of Tintin (Sterling, $49.95), which does just that for Hergé’s famous adventuring reporter, with more than 20 removable artworks, sketches, and memorabilia from his archives.

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    I can’t recall a time when Disney opened up the vault and unleashed such a title wave of catalogue titles as they have this week, but animation and just good ol’ Disney fans should be delighted by the deluge, seeing as how it contains beautifully restored high definition editions of The Adventures Of Ichabod & Mr. Toad paired with Fun & Fancy Free (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$36.99 SRP), Hercules (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$22.99 SRP), Tarzan (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), Bedknobs & Broomsticks (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), and Mickey, Donald, & Goofy in The Three Musketeers (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP). Bonus materials are a close approximation of their original DVD releases, with the only disappointment that Bedknobs & Broomsticks does not present the longer cut of the film in a seamless branching option as the original DVD did, instead relegating all of the excised material to a deleted scenes section. A shame, really, because that longer cut, approximating as best as possible the original roadshow version, is much better than the butchered theatrical cut. But still, everything looks snazzy, and the release of Fun & Fancy Free makes me hopeful we’ll get unaltered versions of the other package films, Melody Time and Make Mine Music, restored to their original form rather than the PC alteration undertaken for their original DVD editions.

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    It’s never too early for Halloween viewing, so make a double feature out of the high definition release of The Adventures Of Ichabod & Mr. Toad with the home video debut of last year’s Pixar special Toy Story Of Terror! (Walt Disney, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$14.99 SRP), as the gang wind up in a spooky roadside motel on a dark & stormy night. The disc also sports a trio of Toy Story Toons, plus an audio commentary, vintage commercials, deleted scenes, and a featurette.

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    Why does Shout Factory remain a fan favorite? Because they consistently cater to fans with wonderful, brilliantly presented, quirky collections like The Marx Brothers On TV (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$39.97 SRP), which collects over 10 hours worth of rare and obscure television appearances made by the brothers Marx over the years – over 50 in all, from The Jack Benny Show to The Red Skelton Hour and so, so much more.

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    If you’re anything like me (and don’t you wish you were!), then you’re looking for just about anything to reaffirm your faith in all things good and strike from your noggin the horrible vision of Michael Bay’s steroidal Ninja Turtles monstrosity. Guess what? You can do just that with the deluxe coffee-table appropriate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Ultimate Visual History (Insight Editions, $50.00 SRP). This lavish hardcover tome explores the 30-year history of the halfshell heroes, from their indie comics origins to their toy and animation legacy via copious amounts of artwork and context.

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    And speaking of context, you can get even more of an insight into the Turtles’ history with the brand new documentary Turtle Power: The Definitive History Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Paramount, Rated PG, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which provides a feature-length look at the alchemy between creators Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman and the franchise they wrought, still going strong over 3 decades later.

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    While it is far, far, FAR from the Emmerich/Devlin disaster of the 90s,, the chief factor that makes the newest American take on Toho’s giant lizard a profound disappointment is the decided lack of Godzilla in Godzilla (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP). The big guy is barely in it. “But hey!”, you say, “I saw Bryan Cranston in the trailers! At least we get him to fall back on! He’s great!” Yeah, well, he’s barely there, too. Why tease so much greatness and not deliver? That’s a question you’ll be asking yourself after you’ve seen this. A shame, really. A Godzilla-sized shame. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes, and more.

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    If the recent big screen relaunch has whet your appetite to binge on some more classic thunder lizard action, look no further than the high-def debut of not one, not two, but 6 more classic Godzilla films in The Toho Godzilla Collection. Fully remastered, the films include Godzilla, Mothra & King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack/Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla Re-Birth Of Mothra I/Re-Birth Of Mothra II/Re-Birth Of Mothra III, and Godzilla 2000 (Sony, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP each). Bonus materials include Commentaries, featurettes and original trailers.

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    Criterion’s banner year for high definition releases with a pair of much-requested, much-anticipated titles – David Lynch’s Eraserhead (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP) and Alfonso Cuaron’s Y Tu Mama Tambien (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP). Both remasters are as spiffy as you would hope, while bonus features for Eraserhead include high definition remasters of 6 Lynch short films, a vintage documentary, a newly produced documentary, archival interviews, and a trailer. Y Tu Mama Tambien contains a pair of new making-of featurettes, an on-set documentary from 2001m an interview on the social and political aspects of the film, deleted scenes, trailers, and a short film.

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    We may still be months and months from the premiere of the final season in 2015, but you can pass the time with the feature-laden sixth season of Parks And Recreation (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), which sports deleted scenes, a clutch of featurettes, a music video, the T-Dazzle commercial, a gag reel, and more.

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    Made a few years back but just now getting its home video debut, William Shatner’s Get A Life (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is essentially Shatner’s good-natured dive into the wild and wooly world of fandom, with all of the equally good-natured awkwardness you’d expect. Bonus materials include a sizzle reel, additional interviews, and more.

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    Ignore the profoundly disappointing first 3/4 of the season when so much potential was left on the table in favor of an inert mess and fast forward to when Agents of SHIELD (ABC Studios, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.99 SRP) actually started to exhibit signs of the show we were all hoping for, when the events of Captain America: The Winter Soldier filtered in during the engaging last 1/4 of the season. Now, we can only hope that the showrunnuer shave learned their lesson and deliver more of that as we enter season 2. Bonus materials on the 5-disc set include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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    Thankfully, the Warner Archive continues to offer high definition Blu-Ray releases of their animated series, with the release of Batman: The Brave And The Bold – Season 2 (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99), featuring guest stars including Firestorm, Batgirl, and even Plastic Man.

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    For more years than I can recall, the amiable scholars at Twomorrows have been publishing a wide range of magazine and books chronicling every nook and cranny of the comics, creators, characters, and companies fans know and love. They took that love and scholarly approach to the next logical step when they launched their must-have document of four-color history in the American Comic Book Chronicles (Twomorrows, $41.95 SRP), which will eventually chart from 1940 to today. The latest volume, The 1970’s: 1970-1979, looks at the maturation of the Silver Age, as Marvel Comics became the forerunner and DC suffered its mighty implosion, all while the underground scene bubbled. Get this book, then start setting aside shelf space for the rest – which can’t come fast enough.

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    Speaking of Twomorrows and their comics scholarship, they’ve just released Don Heck: A Work Of Art (Twomorrows, $39.95 SRP), celebrating the 40-year career of the well-respected artist’s artist and co-creator of Iron Man, Hawkeye, and Black Widow during his long tenure at Marvel Comics before he moved over to DC in the late 70s, tackling the Teen Titans, The Flash, and more.

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    By all means, watch all of the episodes featured on the new Midnight Special box set (TimeLife. Not Rated, DVD-$59.95 SRP) for all of the incredible music feature on NBC’s vintage rock program – and there’s certainly a lot to be found n the 6-disc set. But personally, I’ll be watching it for host Wolfman Jack. Because how can you not watch the great Wolfman Jack? Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes.

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    Carrie Brownstein & Fred Armisen’s Portlandia (VSC, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) just gets weirder and quirkier in the most endearing fashion, as the bizarre little fourth season show in spades with the celery salesman. ‘Nuff said.

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    It’s remarkable just how fast DC seems to churn out their animated comics adaptations when their live action films seem to take forever and a day. The latest toon is Batman: Assault On Arkham (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP), which finds the Suicide Squad (Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Deadshot, King Shark, & Black Spider) sent into the legendary cesspit to retrieve a piece of evidence after the Dark Knight foils a Riddler plot. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a featurette, and a sneak peek at Justice League: Throne Of Atlantis.

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    The oasis of normality Rick and the survivors established at the prison is threatened by more than just zombies in The Walking Dead: Season Four (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.99 SRP), as our group faces threats from both outside the walls and within, including an ultimate confrontation with the Governor. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a trio of extended episodes. Also available is a Walking Dead: Season 4 Limited Edition set (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$129.99 SRP), which comes packed with an exclusive “Tree Walker” statue.

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    After three seasons of increasing battiness, Once Upon A Time (ABC Studios, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.99 SRP) has completed its transformation into a bona fide cheesy guilty pleasure that makes very little sense and exists mainly to dump Disney fairytale IPs into willy nilly. And I’m fine with that. Really, it’s only a matter of time until David Spade shows up as Kuzco. You know I’m right. Bonus materials audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, a gag reel, and a look inside the writer’s room.

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    They’re not quite up to the level of what we see from the BBC, but Disney’s nature documentaries are quite fine in their own right, owing more to the narrative-based tradition the studio pioneered in their “True Life Adventures” series. The latest is Disneynature: Bears (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), spotlighting a year in the ursine life of a bear family. Bonus materials include a quartet of featurettes and a music video.

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    The residents of Bikini Bottom indulge in ghoulish delights in the Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob Scarypants Collection (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), featuring two classic holiday-themed releases, Ghouls Fools & Halloween!.

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    Shout Factory further solidifies their position as the number one purveyor of classic TV shows with another of their lovingly presented complete series sets, this time for the 70s favorite Welcome Back, Kotter (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$129.99 SRP). The 16-disc set contains all 95 episodes, plus a retrospective featurette and the actors’ original screen tests.

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    Those infuriated by Paramount’s scattershot approach to divvying up bonus features as retailer exclusives for their original release of Star Trek Into Darkness finally have the chance to get all of those bonus features in one place, but only if they buy the film packaged with the first JJ Abrams Trek in the 4-disc Star Trek: The Compendium (Paramount, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP), which contains the 2-D versions of both flicks. The bonus features from the first film are all from the original deluxe release, while Darkness contains 20 previously scattered featurettes, 2 all-new featurettes, an audio commentary, deleted scenes, trailers, and a gag reel.

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    Sigh. I so, so wanted Muppets Most Wanted (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) to be a home run. Especially after the mediocre wrongheaded fanfic that was The Muppets, I wanted these characters to be returned to the quality of the The Muppet Movie and The Great Muppet Caper, the latter of which this film tries desperately to ape. Sadly, they continue to just not get what made the Muppets so appealing, from the likeable goofy wink and a nudge writing to the absolutely genuine emotion, to the fact that celebrity cameos were fun asides, not a game how many can we cram in a film willy nilly. So just sigh. And double sigh. Bonus materials include a much-funnier-than-the-film gag reel, an extended cut of the film, a Statler & Waldorf cut of the film, a Rizzo featurette, and a Bret McKenzie music video.

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    The BBC has opened up its vaults to commemorate the anniversary of WWI with a handful for dramas set around the Great War, most of which are making their DVD debut. Now available are Daniel Radcliffe as Rudyard Kipling’s doomed offspring in My Boy Jack (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), the story of the period leading up to the War in 37 Days (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$20.98 SRP), the involvement of the future prime minister in Churchill’s First World War (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$20.98 SRP), a documentary about the interwoven royal houses of Europe pitted against each other in Royal Cousins At War (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$20.98 SRP), and wrapping up with a collection of dramatizations that bring first hand accounts of the war to life in 14 War Stories (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP).

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    Continue to get your Brit on with a clutch of new BBC releases, including the first season of Father Brown (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), based on the sleuthing priest stories of G.K. Chesterton and starring Mark Williams, and the second seasons of DCI Banks (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), Scott And Bailey (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), and Death In Paradise (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP).

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    It’s a light bit of fluff, but the only reason Think Like A Man Too (Sony, Rated Pg-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) exists is because of the infectious comedic energy of star Kevin Hart. Outside of that, it may as well be a warmed-over Hangover, as the gang from the first film reunite for a wedding in Vegas. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    Emily Thorne’s plan for vengeance against the Graysons take a new bent in the third season of Revenge (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP), as her war with Victoria escalates to vicious levels. The 5-disc set contains all 22 episodes, plus an audio commentary, featurette, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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    Patrice Chereau’s cinematic adaptation of Alexandre Dumas’s novel Queen Margot (Cohen, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) arrives in high definition courtesy of a new 20th anniversary special edition, featuring an audio commentary, re-release trailer, and a collectible booklet.

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    It tries very hard to recapture some of the affable nature of The Wedding Singer and 50 First Dates, but the re-team of Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler in Blended (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), starring the pair as single parents whose families are forced together when both book the same trip to Africa, never seems to have much spark to it. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 8/16/13: Moving Right Along

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Due to its relatively low production budget, The Muppet Movie (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$26.50 SRP) is never going to look pristine, but the new high definition restoration has the film looking and sounding far better than it ever has, and for that – and the fact that it’s finally out – I’m terribly happy. The bonus materials are limited, but the extended version of the original camera tests for the film (a truncated version was available on the previous DVD release) and the uncut production footage of Doc Hopper’s commercial are much appreciated.

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    When I first heard that those producers of to-scale miracles, Hot Toys, were looking to begin creating vehicles for their already-stunning line of 1/6-scale figures, I thought they were mad. When you’ve got a figure that already stands a foot, how in the heck are they going to do – and release with anything resembling a reasonable price – something that would have to be simply massive? Well, in a slap to my foolish doubt, they’ve done just that. And, in person, the 1/6-scale Batmobile ($629.99) from the 1989 Tim Burton Batman film is simply incredible. The details and accessories are incredible, from the grappling hook and machine guns to the bat discs and LED lights for the headlamps, engine, and dash, this is the perfect accessory (if you can call something so massive and intricate an accessory). To make the display that much more perfect, the appropriate Michael Keaton Batman figure – which Hot Toys released last year – fits perfectly into the cockpit. This is an iconic film vehicle, and Hot Toys has done right by it. And guess what? It comes shipped with a protective cover – which just happens to be perfectly sculpted to represent the armored version of the Batmobile seen in Batman Returns. So yes, head over to Sideshow and get this while you can. Here’s hoping Hot Toys eventually releases a Buckaroo Banzai line.

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    If there’s something that Thinkgeek excels at, it’s offering up items you never thought you needed. Case in point is Twiddle ($9.99), which is… Well, I don’t know quite how to describe it. It’s a jointed length of plastic that you just mess around with. Endlessly. And it comes in different colors, because, of course. A great little stress reliever.

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    Kick your celebrations of Doctor Who‘s 50th anniversary into high gear with a trio of releases, starting with the very first high definition release of a classic Doctor serial with Doctor Who: Spearhead From Space (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP), the inaugural story of Jon Pertwee’s 3rd Doctor. And it looks and sounds amazing. Bonus materials include a pair of documentaries on Pertwee and companion Caroline John, a look at the restoration process, and title sequences.

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    Keep the Who party going with a new special edition of the 3rd Doctor story with the space maggots, Doctor Who: The Green Death (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), which adds to all of the usual audio commentaries and featurettes with the inclusion of the 2-part Sarah Jane Adventures adventure guest-starring Katy Manning & Matt Smith, and a wonderful documentary with Russell T. Davies on the machinations behind the show’s return in 2005.

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    And finally (until next month, anyway), there’s The Doctors Revisited: One To Four (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), which brings together a representative story from each of the first four incarnations of the Doctor – “The Aztecs”, “The Tomb Of The Cybermen”, “Spearhead From Space” and “Pyramids Of Mars” – and pairs them with a documentary retrospective of that Doctor’s tenure.

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    A few years back, William Shatner produced a wonderful little documentary called The Captains, in which he had candid conversations with the other actors who have held that rank in the Star Trek franchise. To follow that up, he’s gone back and cut extended versions of those interviews with Patrick Stewart, Avery Brooks, Kate Mulgrew, Scott Bakula, and Chris Pine – plus himself – for the expanded The Captains Close Up (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). And the result? Still wonderful. In fact – More, please.

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    After being unceremoniously cancelled, it seems rather fitting that HBO is only giving a non-high definition release to the second (and now final) season of Enlightened (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), Mike White and Laura Dern’s sublime dramedy about a post-rehab corporate executive eager to expose her own company’s sins. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and featurettes.

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    The second season of Girls (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) is where Leah Dunham’s already-soapy dramedy moves fully into guilty pleasure territory, as it cranks the absurd emotional pendulum all the way to 11. And yet I can’t stop watching. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted/extended scenes, interviews, featurettes, and more.

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    Raymond Burr takes his final cases in the second volume of the 9th and final season of Perry Mason (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$45.98 SRP) – at least until he’d return decades later in TV movies. The 4-disc set contains 15 episodes or courtroom drama, plus an introduction to the episode “The Case Of The Twice-Told Twist” with Barbara Hale.

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    I gave it the ol’ college try for its first few weeks, but I could never get into the groove of The Mindy Show (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) – which is unfortunate, because I find Mindy Kaling both a funny performer and writer, but the show just never seemed to gel. Maybe I’ll give it another go for its second season, and hope for the best. Bonus materials include deleted scenes.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume
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  • A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & William Shatner

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    I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

    In this episode, I have a chat with the legendary William Shatner about Captains, candor, raw nerves, and wine.

    His latest documentary project, THE CAPTAINS CLOSE UP – featuring in-depth, expanded conversations with fellow Star Trek captains Patrick Stewart, Kate Mulgrew, Avery Brooks, Scott Bakula, and Chris Pine – is now available.

    Hope you enjoy…

    Download “A Bit of a Chat with Ken Plume & William Shatner“:

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/21/11: Craigy Ferg

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    If you’re only familiar with Craig Ferguson from the Late Late Show, you’ll probably want to check out just what a stellar stand-up comic he is, as well, via his newest special Craig Ferguson: Does This Need To Be Said? (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). Originally aired on Epix, the DVD also includes a pair of featurettes.

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    As much as I’ve loved all of the laptops I’ve had over the years, my one major disappointment has been just how pitiful the sound quality is from the internal speakers. After trying numerous external speaker solutions and never being happy with the results, I’ve finally found one that fills the room with nice quality, high volume sound – the Logitech Laptop Speaker ($59.99), which is a USB soundbar that simply hooks on the top of your screen. And, considering the single USB provides both the audio and the power, it’s the perfect portable solution.

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    There’s so much to like about Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (Walt Disney, Rated PG-13, 3D Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), including the still swaggering performances of Johnny Depp & Geoffrey Rush. Sadly, the film overall is an uneven affair, swinging from a well-cast Ian McShane as Blackbeard, searching for the Fountain of Youth, to a useless romantic subplot about a pious young man and a mermaid. The home 3D effects are quite nice, as there’s plenty of depth in the many fight scenes and establishing shots. I just wish the movie were sharper. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, featurettes, bloopers, a LEGO animated short, and more.

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    As much as Tim Burton wished it otherwise, his more faithful treatment of Roald Dahl’s Charlie & The Chocolate Factory can’t hold a candle to the simple charm and overwhelming chemistry of Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (Warner Bros., Rated G, Blu-Ray-$64.98 SRP), which gets a deluxe 40th anniversary edition box set sure to make the perfect holiday gift for fans. In addition to a new bonus disc filled with interviews and a newly uncovered archival featurette, a packet with archival correspondence replicas, the 144-page Pure Imagination behind-the-scenes book from director Mel Stuart, a pencil tin shaped like a Wonka Bar, and scratch-n-sniff pencils and an eraser.

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    It’s a bit awkward to feature products that feature my boss, one of which I was actually the producer on. So let me simply say you should most definitely pick up the extended cut, 2-disc special edition of the stand-up special Kevin Smith: Too Fat For 40 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$26.97 SRP) and the complete first season of SModimations: The SModcast Cartoon Show (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP). I produced the latter, which features animated vignettes of SModcast stories from Canadian artist Steve Stark. So, yeah… Get them both.

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    Though ostensibly a film about all of the actors who have held the rank of captain over the long life of the Star Trek franchise, William Shatner’s The Captains (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) really, like most things Shatner does, is about himself. And I’m fine with that because, well, that’s just Shatner. And the conversations with Patrick Stewart, Avery Brooks, Kate Mulgrew, Scott Bakula, and even Chris Pine are interesting. A making-of featurette is also included.

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    Strike another title from the list of movies we’re waiting to make their high def debut with the arrival of Martin Scorsese’s 1991 remake of Cape Fear (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP), starring Robert DeNiro as a really bad man with a really bad accent who really likes going to the movies. Bonus materials include behind-the-scenes featurettes and deleted scenes.

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    Raro Video has decided to make one of Federico Fellini’s final masterpieces, The Clowns (Raro Video, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) its first high definition release, with a restored edition featuring an exclusive Fellini short film, a video essay, and a booklet packed with drawings. You’ll certainly never look at clowns in quite the same way again.

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    I remember the original Robotech DVD releases from years (and years!) ago, which at the time were the best presentation of the series fans could hope for. Well, the new Robotech: The Complete Series box set (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$99.95 SRP) is fully remastered, looks better than ever, and carries over all of the copious amount of bonus materials from the original releases plus a clutch of new-to-DVD materials.

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    Why hello, MGM Limited Edition Collection. What new MOD treats do you have from deep, deep in your catalogue for us? How about the Phil Silvers film Top Banana (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98)? Or the sci-fi flick The Quatermass Xperiment? (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98)? How about the comedies Beer and Consuming Passions (MGM, Rated R, DVD-$19.98 each), featuring the likes of Jonathan Pryce, Rip Torn, Vanessa Redgrave, and Loretta Swit. Yes – All of those.

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    As a LEGO product, it retains much of the wonderful humor they’ve brought to the various established licenses they’ve touched, but the fact that LEGO Star Wars: The Padawan Menace (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$22.99 SRP) features the character of Young Han Solo is enough to make me sick to my stomach. Ruin Anakin all you want, but please – leave Han Solo alone. To add insult to injury, they even include an exclusive minifigure of him. Lucas, you sly bastard.

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    It’s not wall-to-wall laughs, but there’s enough wit and strong enough performances that I did enjoy watching Bad Teacher (Sony, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$40.99 SRP), which stars Cameron Diaz as a golddigging teacher who gets tossed on the curb by her suddenly self-aware rich fiancé, sending her back to teaching in order to get by… And try and find a way to scheme and scam enough money to pay for a boob job. With a supporting cast that includes Justin Timberlake, Jason Segal, iCarly‘s Noah Munck, Dave Gruber Allen, and even a cameo from Josh Weinstein, it’s the cast that’ll keep you watching. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, featurettes, outtakes, and a gag reel.

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    The days of any real history programming airing on The History Channel seem almost a fever dream by this point, as The House That Chumley Built delivers a trio of new reality series seasons – Pawn Stars: Volume 3 (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP), American Pickers: Volume 2 (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP) and Top Shot: Reloaded Season 2 (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$34.95 SRP). Both Pawn and Pickers are featureless, while Top Shot gets a couple of featurettes.

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    The fine folks at Shout Factory continue to bring out-of-print episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 back into print for desperate fans with the release of two new discs – The Atomic Brain and The Touch Of Satan (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 each). Both discs are barebones, but at least they’re available again.

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    As titles go, The Rise And Fall Of Margaret Thatcher (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) pretty much sums up this trio of productions which chronicle the ambitious rise of a young Margaret Roberts to Parliament, her long and controversial turn as Prime Minster, and the events which led to her removal from power.

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    The classic Nickelodeon animated catalogue is coming fast and furious from the fine folks at Shout Factory, with the latest being Cat Dog: Season 1 Part 1 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP). The 2-disc set contains the first 10 episodes of the series.

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    Color me shocked that the ho-hum relaunch of V (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) made it to a second season, but it did, and here it is. For fans (there must be fans, because it did make it to this 2nd season), there’s a clutch of deleted scenes, featurettes, and a blooper reel.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 9/2/11: There’s Something On The Wing

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    While I’ve become quite a fan of him during his tenure as a Daily Show correspondent over the past few years, it wasn’t until Wyatt Cenac: Comedy Person (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP) – his first special – that I discovered what a brilliant stand-up he is, too. Go. Discover it for yourself.

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    Although I loathe JJ Abrams Trek refute, I’m a sucker for a prop replica such as the screen-accurate Phaser Replica ($39.99), which is a metal-plated reproduction of the weapon found in the film. The styling is influenced by the TOS phasers, with cluttery geegaws added.

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    We’re over halfway done, and have moved into the last 20 years of the strip with the release of The Complete Peanuts: 1981 to 1982 (Fantagraphics, $28.99 SRP). Can you believe how fast time is flying? Kudos to Fantagraphics for maintaining the incredibly high standard of quality and presentation they established at the outset, with this entry featuring an introduction from cartoonist Lynn Johnston. More!

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    I’ve been waiting for ages – okay, to be honest, only about a year – for my absolute favorite episode of The Twilight Zone (Image, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$99.98 SRP) to make its high definition debut, and with the release of the complete 5th season, I finally have it. The episode? William Shatner as the gremlin-spotting passenger in “Nightmare At 20,000 Feet”. Yeah, I’m a sucker for a carpet monster. As we’ve come to expect from these brilliant upgrades, the already massive amount of bonus features have been substantially bolstered by new commentaries, interviews, and much more.

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    One of the loveliest cinematic experience I’ve ever had was during a trip to LA during which I partook of the recent 3D conversion of Tim Burton & Henry Selick’s The Nightmare Before Christmas (Walt Disney, Rated PG, 3D Blu-Ray- $49.99 SRP) at the impressive El Capitan theater. While the home 3D experience isn’t quite as impressive, seeing the added dimensions combined with Selick’s magical stop motion animation in the comfort of your own home is well worth it. All of the bonus features carry over from the previous Blu-Ray release – in fact, the bonus Blu-Ray disc in this set is that previous special edition – so you get all of the featurettes, short subjects, and other ephemera you expect.

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    If anyone is set to inherit the legacy of Carl Sagan when it comes to making the Wonders of the Universe (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP) as fascinating as they rightly should be to the general public, it’s Brian Cox. In his new series, he asks the big philosophical questions and presents the hard scientific answers of where we – and the universe around us – came from.

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    Lionsgate recently made a distribution deal with Miramax, which means that many titles not yet available on Blu-Ray are soon going to be coming fast and furious. The highlight of the first clutch of titles is John Favreau’s Swingers (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$14.99 SRP), which sports an audio commentary, a documentary, featurettes, and the “Swingblade” short film. Also available from the catalogue are Matt Damon & Edward Norton in the poker flick Rounders (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$14.99 SRP) and Bruce Willis in Hostage (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$14.99 SRP).

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    The bargain-friendly folks at Mill Creek are unleashing a massive clutch of multi-disc classic TV sets, including Bonanza: Adventures Of The Cartwrights (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP), Lucy: A Legacy Of Laughter (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP), Heroes Of The Old West (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP), The Legend Of Rin-Tin-Tin (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP), The Beverly Hillbillies: Meet The Clampetts (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP), and Family TV Classics (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP).

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    It was inevitable they’d get their shot at the big time, which brings us Phineas & Ferb The Movie: Across The 2nd Dimension (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$26.99 SRP), which finds our hapless heroes transported to another dimension ruled over by an evil Dr. Doof. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, Perry-oke, a bonus episode, and more.

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    How about another much-requested Nickelodeon animated title courtesy of the fine folks at Shout Factory? This time, it’s the complete first and second season of The Angry Beavers (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.93 SRP). The 4-disc set contains all 26 episodes.

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    Despite a stellar cast and a workable premise – a pair of average means parents desperate to get their pre-K daughter into an exclusive NYC private school – The Best And The Brightest (Flatiron, Rated R, DVD-$26.95 SRP) never manages to give that stellar cast terribly strong material to work with. A shame. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, interviews, audition footage, and a Q&A.

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    I know all of those involved in the production of the traditionally animated feature are quite proud of the word they’ve done, but there’s no getting around that Bambi II (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is a wholly unnecessary sequel. I really don’t need to see Bambi reunite with his father for adventures and learning. Nope nope nope. Bonus materials include featurettes and a deleted song.

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    After months of quickie single disc releases, fans will finally be able to pick up iCarly: The Complete 3rd Season (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), which features 10 episodes, including the movie iParty with Victorious plus a trio of featurettes.

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    More Miramax catalogue titles are making their way to high definition via the Lionsgate deal, the newest being the Academy Award-winning Good Will Hunting (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP). Re-watching it after all these years, I do find it to be even more cloying that I remembered, but there’s a genuine earnestness to the story, and nascent Matt Damon remains a treat. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    I suppose the tween audience that still view it as a magically romantic event still in their future as opposed to an anticlimactic night of drama and angst probably love the goofy, rose-colored sweetness of Disney’s Prom (Walt Disney, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). I hope they enjoy it while they can. Bonus materials include a short, featurettes, deleted scenes, music videos, bloopers, and more.

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    Oh, A&E. Now you’ve got people digging into repossessed storage units and calling it a reality series? Have we sunk so low as a culture that we’ll actually sit through a whole season of Storage Wars (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP)? As if that weren’t enough, The History Channel continues to be intent to prove their name a farce by putting on Only In America With Larry The Cable Guy (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP), which finds the comic touring the country and nattering on about something they try desperately to spin as informative.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 4/22/11: It’s Your Speech, Charlie Brown

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    I had worries that The King’s Speech (Anchor Bay, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) wouldn’t live up to all of the kudos that had been thrown its way, but I was pleasantly surprised to find a genuinely enjoyable cinematic experience about a very personal struggles of a very private figure, held together by a genuinely stellar cast. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette, a cast and director Q&A, and a look at the history behind the story.

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    Yeah, I love me some novelty cameras, and the Midnight Shot NV-1 Night Vision Camera ($129.99) is certainly a novelty camera. As you’ve probably already begun to suspect, besides taking decent 5MP regular photos, it also allows you infrared night vision shots, which is pretty darn snappy. Is the novelty worth it? If you want to be able to take night vision shots at a reasonable price, yes.

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    It’s an embarrassment of riches from the fine folks at Fantagraphics as they deliver not one, but two fantastic comic collections for aficionados to dive into. Not only do we get the 15th volume of The Complete Peanuts (Fantagraphics, $28.99 SRP) covering the years 1979-1980 and featuring an intro from Al Roker, but we also get the 5th volume of EC Segar’s Popeye (Fantagraphics, $29.99 SRP), Wha’s A Jeep, which introduces us to the magical Jeep. Both volumes? Brilliant.

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    Five years after Hurricane Katrina, Spike Lee returned to New Orleans for a follow up to his documentary When The Levees Broke. The equally powerful return is documented in If God Is Willing And Da Creek Don’t Rise (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), which finds the still depressed community facing the consequences of the BP Oil spill while still trying to keep the spirit of NOLA alive. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and additional interviews.

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    The arrival of the Handmade Films library in high definition continues with both a hard-bitten action flick and farce – Neil Jordan’s Mona Lisa, starring Bob Hoskins & Michael Caine, and Alan Bennett’s A Private Function (Anchor Bay, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$17.98 SRP each), starring Michael Palin & Maggie Smith.

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    Not only great films make it to Blu-Ray – sometimes you get catalogue releases like the one-two punch of Mortal Kombat & Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$19.98 each). Bonus features are limited to a video game trailer and the theatrical trailer.

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    MGM cranks up their on-demand program (similar to the programs already in place over at Warners and Universal) with a clutch of obscure catalogue titles including an early turn from William Shatner in The Explosive Generation (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), Gregory Peck in Billy Two Hats (MGM, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP), The Great Cathouse And Cathouse Thursday (MGM, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP), Eric Roberts in The Ambulance (MGM, Rated R, DVD-$19.98 SRP), Maximillian Schell in Return From The Ashes (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), and the Edgar Allan Poe-based Buried Alive (MGM, Rated R, DVD-$19.98 SRP).

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    I’m sure that the Jack Black-starring bastardization of Gulliver’s Travels (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is exactly what Jonathan Swift had in mind when he wrote his 18th century political and social satire, urine jokes and all. The Blu-Ray edition sports a clutch of featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    Take another show off the uncompleted list as the 6th & final season of The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) arrives, sporting all 24 episodes including the memorable blooper episode. You know you want to spend one last bit of time with James Avery.

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    If all of that story and character just seemed like filler to you, you’ll probably want to pick up Glee: Encore (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), which boils the show down to just the music performances from season 1.

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    While Sideshow Collectibles has been doing quite good work with their 12″-scale Star Wars figures over the years, sometimes one of their pieces stands head and shoulders above that already-stellar work into the realm of sublime recreation, closely matching its onscreen counterpart. Such is the case with their 12″ Gamorrean Guard ($199.99), which features not only a perfect sculpt of Jabba’s piggish brute, but also an expertly tailored leather and fur costume. A brilliant piece.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 1/22/10: If I’m Lying

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Overlooked at the box office, I will declare here and now that Ricky Gervais’s The Invention Of Lying (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP) is a comedy that is destined to become as beloved a cult classic as Office Space before it. Think I’m wrong? See it for yourself, as Gervais creates a world wherein the act of lying does not exist – until it’s discovered by Gervais’s character and proves to be a world-changing superpower. Bonus materials include video podcasts, a prequel, behind-the-scenes featurettes, additional scenes, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    You may not know this about me, but you certainly will now. “What is it? What is this secret?” you ask, breathlessly. C’mere, and I’ll tell you…. Closer… Closer… Okay. I like playing with magnets. I think they’re cool. I’ve thought magnets were cool ever since I was a kid. I also like money. Sadly, US coinage is non-magnetic, so I was never able to combine my two loves, Reese’s style. Until now. The Magic Penny Magnet Kit ($19.99) contains two powerful magnets and 24 British coins (they’re magnetic!), as well as a US penny (for comparison) and a book full of pretty nifty tricks you can do and sculptures you can make. Dreams do come true.

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    I never thought I’d see the day when Kingdom Of The Spiders (Shout! Factory, Rated PG, DVD-$19.99 SRP) – that Saturday afternoon schlock staple starring jobbing-in-the-70’s Shatner – get a special edition. But here it is, with an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes footage, a featurette with spider-wrangler Jim Brockett, and a brand-new interview with Shatner.

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    Michael Adams took a bullet for us all when he decided to sit down for a year and watch some of the worst movies ever made, and provide not only a chronicle of that feat, but also analyses and perhaps even an appreciation for crappy filmmaking. Of course, perhaps he didn’t take the bullet too soon, as I’ve seen many of the flicks in Showgirls, Teen Wolves, and Astro Zombies (It Books, $13.99), but it’s Adams’ insights that make reading the book worth it.

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    For anyone that came out of the tepid Funny People hoping that they had instead been able to see more of Aziz Ansari, your prayers have been answered with the DVD arrival of his debut stand-up special – Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). The stand-up is strong, and there’s even an encore performance as his Funny People character, plus 30 minutes of additional material. A CD ($12.98 SRP) is also available.

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    It’s mindless action, yes, but it’s a shame to see Gerard Butler and Michael C. Hall slumming it in the B-movie actioner Gamer (Lionsgate, Rated R, DVD-$29.95 SRP), about a condemned criminal forced to play in a real-life video game, as prisoners are controlled in a death arcade by remote players. Will Gerard’s Kable make it out when he decides enough is enough? Bonus features include an audio commentary, featurettes, and the theatrical trailer.

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    Glaringly absent from the high definition catalogue up until now, you can put a check mark beside a pair of much-requested Paul Thomas Anderson flicks – Boogie Nights & Magnolia (New Line, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$28.99 SRP each). Both transfers are sparkling, as you’d hope. Boogie Nights features a pair of audio commentaries, additional scenes, “The John C. Reilly Files” extended sequences and outtakes, a music video, and the theatrical trailer. Magnolia sports a video diary, the Frank T.J. Mackey Seminar, the “Seduce & Destroy” infomercial, a music trailer, TV spots, and the theatrical trailer.

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    Shot as he was covering his final murder trial for Vanity Fair – that of Phil Spector – Dominick Dunne: After The Party (IndiePix, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP) is a fascinating portrait of the writer, Hollywood outcast, and defender of victims’ rights in a career that spans over 50 years. The 2-disc set contains an audio commentary, additional/extended interviews, home video, photos, and more.

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    The first two Bourne films arrive in high-definition as the inaugural entries in Universal’s new line of flipper single-disc Blu-Ray/DVD combos. I loathe flipper discs with a passion, so even though I understand the cost-cutting thought behind it, I can’t get behind the concept. Looking at the Blu-Ray side, The Bourne Identity (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) features a load of featurettes, an audio commentary, an alternate opening/ending, deleted scenes, and a music video. The Bourne Supremacy (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) contains an audio commentary, featurettes, and deleted scenes. Great content, great flicks, shame about the flippers.

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    If fans of English costume drama were to do a dream casting session, they probably would arrive at the cast that was assembled for Cranford – Judi Dench, Michael Gambon, Eileen Atkins, and Imelda Staunton. Cranford revolves around the ruling ladies of the titular town in 1842, for whom etiquette and custom reign supreme but are a thin veneer over secrets and change. Think a corseted Desperate Housewives. Your best bet is to pick Cranford: The Collection (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), which contains not only the original series, but also the Return To Cranford follow-up.

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    It was like a poor man’s Guy Ritchie (which is odd, since he’s already filled that role himself in recent years), but there was a sliver of fun to have from Smokin’ Aces (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP), which hits hi-def with audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, outtakes, and an alternate ending. Even less enjoyable, though, is the nobody asked for it sequel, Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP), containing an audio commentary, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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    Instead of abandoning release of the shows in mid-stream due to sales issue for niche fan-favorites, Shout! Factory has taken the welcome step of making new season sets of the shows in question available directly from their website. This makes the economy feasible and fans happy – especially since the discs are identical in quality to their store-bought predecessors. The first sets to get the direct-purchase treatment are Mr. Belvedere: Season Four ($29.99), Ironside: Season 3 ($49.98) and Room 222: Season Two ($34.98). Make sure to snag yours so this fan-friendly program can continue.

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    And in this weeks soundtrack round-up, we’ve got John Murphy’s score to Armored (La-La Land Records, $17.99 SRP), Joseph LoDuca’s score to the series Leverage (La-La Land Records, $17.99 SRP), John Frizzell’s Legion (La-La Land Records, $17.99 SRP), and The Hurt Locker (Lakeshore Records, $18.98 SRP), by Marco Beltrami & Buck Sanders.

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    The disc-on-demand Warner Archive continues to live up to its name and promise by releasing a little-seen TV movie, adapted by Richard Matheson from his short story – Dying Room Only (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.95). Starring Cloris Leachman, Dabney Coleman & Ned Beatty in a nice chiller about an LA couple who wander into a hostile small town where things quickly go to hell.

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    Nancy Botwin is full ensconced with her business south of the border in the 5th season of Weeds (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), which finds her in awkward territory after getting pregnant via a high-powered politician turned drug lord. It’s just another in the long line of complications that make the series a continued must-see. The 3-disc set contains all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, and bloopers. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    A co-ed crew exploring the solar system gets up to sudsy scientific exploration in the first season of Defying Gravity (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), which stars Ron Livingston as veteran astronaut Maddux Donner, who leads his fellow crewmembers on a journey none of them expected. The 4-disc set includes 5 unaired episodes, plus a featurette and deleted scenes.

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    The 12th season of Dallas (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) features everything you want in the wild world of the oil baron Ewings – most of it featuring the trials, tribulations, double-dealing, and womanizing of rotten patriarch JR Ewing. The 3-disc set contains all 26 episodes (which are, unfortunately, still presented on those damnable flipper discs).

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    It dips into melodrama occasionally, but for the most part Thirtysomething (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) holds up as a rare late-80’s drama that provided a well-written, grounded look at the trials and tribulations of Americans coming to terms with aging and family life. And now that I’m of that age, is rings even more true. Scarily. The 5-disc second season contains all 17 episodes, plus audio commentaries and new cast interviews.

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    Using none of the original voices and sub-par animation, there’s nothing much about Fraggle Rock: The Animated Series (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) that I liked as a kid. However, as a pathetic completionist, I’m happy that the complete series is being released on disc. That’s 13 episodes, plus a making-of featurette, galleries, and storyboards.

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    It’s not something I would have made a night out for, but watching Whiteout (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is a nice little home video flick. Its tale – of a murder at Antarctica’s remote Amundsen-Scott Research Station , which leaves a U.S. Marshal (Kate Beckinsdale) a limited time to solve the case before being stranded in six months of winter darkness with the killer – is perfect home video fare. Bonus features include additional scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, which adds a pair of exclusive behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    There was a constant fear it might stumble in its first season, and there’s always fear of a sophomore season fail, but Damages (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP) came through its second season even stronger than it started, which is in no small part to a wonderful balance between strong writing and the performances by leads Glenn Close & Rose Byrne. The 3-disc set contains all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, character profiles, and featurettes.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Contest Round-Up: 2010-01-13

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Sideshow Collectibles, we’re giving away a SHE-HULK Premium Format Figure.

    In conjunction with Shout Factory, we’re giving away five (5) copies of KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS on DVD.

    In conjunction with Shout Factory, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THIRTYSOMETHING: SEASON 2 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Lionsgate, we’re giving away three (3) copies of GAMER on DVD.

    In conjunction with Lionsgate, we’re giving away three (3) copies of WEEDS: SEASON 5 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Lionsgate, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SMOKIN’ ACES 2: ASSASSINS’ BALL on DVD, plus SMOKIN’ ACES water bottles.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of RETURN TO CRANFORD and one (1) grand prize copy of THE CRANFORD COLLECTION on DVD.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of DALLAS: SEASON 12 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE WALTONS MOVIE COLLECTION on DVD.

    In conjunction with It Books, we’re giving away five (5) copies of HEADS ON AND WE SHOOT: THE MAKING OF WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE.

    In conjunction with Cartoon Network, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BAKUGAN: VOLUME 6 on DVD.

  • Win KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Shout Factory, we’re giving away five (5) copies of KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, January 27th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/16/09: Boosh Is Mighty

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Those fans that have only experience the butchered editions of weird and wonderful The Mighty Boosh that have been running on Adult Swim need to run – not walk – to their favorite DVD emporium and snag copies of the new-to-the-US unexpurgated editions of The Mighty Boosh seasons 1-3 that have now been collected into the massive Mighty Boosh Special Edition DVD set (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP). The 7-disc set is loaded with all of the bonus features from the separate releases – including featurettes, commentaries, bloopers, & oddities – plus an exclusive 7th disc with a documentary, a Q& A, deleted scenes & outtakes from the pilot, the Paramount channel Zookeeper sketches, Bob Fossil Audio, Live Night links, and more.

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    During my mother’s recent cancer battle, she spent her final week at home. While at home, I set up a pair of Laser Stars Projectors ($169.99), directed at the ceiling, for her to be able to see. With their green laser stars and a brilliant blue nebula display, all of which are in constant, soothing motion, it hopefully helped to ease her final days.

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    After 10 years spent off the air, wandering the wilderness of feature film development, the crew of the mining ship Red Dwarf return for a brand new adventure in Red Dwarf: Back To Earth (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). Made for the UK digital network Dave, the 3-part story is made to play like a small-scale feature film, and the digital look certainly plays to that. The endeavor is largely successful, but it makes the same error of the later series by forgetting to be as funny as it used to be. If, as suspected, this was a backdoor return to new production, here’s hoping Doug Naylor takes that to heart if things move forward. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, a making-of documentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, web videos, an easter egg, and smeg-ups. A Blu-Ray edition ($29.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    The most brilliant parodies always come from a place of deep understanding – and often affection – for the particular thing being parodied. Such is clearly the case with Peter Kay’s brilliant send-up of reality talent competitions whose full title – deep breath – is Britain’s Got The Pop Factor And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP). Every single aspect of those viewer-voted, panel-judged talent shows are skewered with a straight face and skill that those unfamiliar with Kay (who stars as contestant Geraldine McQueen) might well believe that it’s all true. Fun, funny, and highly recommended. Bonus features include the follow-up special, judges’ commentary, music videos, and trailers.

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    The Warner Bros. Archive Collection does it again, this time releasing The Joe McDoakes Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.95). The 6-disc set contains all 63 shorts starring George O’Hanlon (who would later voice George Jetson) as the titular protagonist, who spends each short comically trying to master the various skills or activities that are the short’s focus. If this sounds familiar, the Disney studio did a take-off on these starring Goofy. Billy West turned me on to these McDoakes shorts, and it’s fantastic that Warners has made them available through their On-Demand catalogue service. Get this set. Now.

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    Really, the nifty on-demand catalogue service The Warner Archive Collection is the only way we’ll get the short-lived and rather mediocre but fascinating sci-fi series Genesis II (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.95), from creator Gene Roddenberry. It’s the tale of Dylan Hunt, a man who awakes from suspended animation 154 years in the future to find the world decimated by war and torn between the peace-loving Pax and the militaristic, mutant Tyranians – and both want Hunt to choose a side.

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    I was one of the Disney fans who marveled at the clarity that the restored Platinum Edition of Snow White revealed, making the film look like it was made in the last 10 years – not 70 years ago. Well, the new high definition Diamond Edition of Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) trumps even that stellar presentation. I can’t imagine it looking or sounding better than this. The 3-disc special edition also includes a standard DVD, plus bonus features including an audio commentary, newly-discovered storyboards for a possible sequel, behind-the-scenes featurettes, a look at Walt’s Hyperion Studios, and more. This truly is the edition to get. And watch.

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    You can have your fancy, expensive, often bizarre, more faithful, Tim Burton-directed version of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, but I will always, always love and prefer Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (Warner Bros., Rated G, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP), starring Gene Wilder as the titular confectioner and featuring songs that still play in my head, almost 30 years after I first saw it. Now, just when other classic catalogue titles are getting heir high-def treatment (Hello, Wizard Of Oz), Warners is also dropping Willy Wonka – and it looks & sounds a treat. Bonus materials are essentially ported over from the standard DVD special edition, including a making-of documentary, an audio commentary with the Wonka kids, a vintage featurette, sing-along songs, and the theatrical trailer.

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    I’ve gotta say – I really & truly love the amazing, unique, and altogether nifty pop art books that Abrams Comicarts have been putting out – their entire selection of which is worth a look see. Case in point is the new Toon Treasury Of Classic Children’s Comics (Abrams Comicarts, $40.00 SRP), which features a selected reprinting of vintage comic book stories chosen by Art Spiegelman & Francois Mouly. By vintage, I mean everything from Disney Duck stories by the great Carl Barks to C.C. Beck Captain Marvel. It’s a wonderful tome.

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    Oh, and also from Abrams, have a look-see at Boilerplate: History’s Mechanical Marvel (Abrams Image, $24.95 SRP), which presents the fictional yet photographically & artistically documented story of the world’s first robot solider. Created in 1893 and winding his way through history like a metal Forrest Gump, it’s a fun look at an alternate reality that’s lovingly crafted.

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    Originally created for IMAX theaters, Dinosaurs Alive! (Image, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP) is exactly the type of short, poppy educational film you’d expect to see at your local natural history museum. It’s pretty snazzy in the home theater, but probably blew audiences away in IMAX.

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    After a lapse in copyright that allowed it to move from Warner Bros. to Paramount, My Fair Lady (Paramount, Rated G, DVD-$19.99 SRP) gets a new special edition release that doesn’t quite live up to the lavish 2-disc special edition previously available from Warners. This new single-disc contains an audio commentary, vintage featurettes, Audrey Hepburn’s original vocal tracks, a featurette, trailers, and a Rex Harrison radio interview.

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    Slowly but surely, we’re catching up on the releases of Gordon Ramsay’s excellent cooking show, The F Word (BFS, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). The third series brings us a whole new crop of celebrity guests, celebrity cook-offs, remote ingredient locales, and much more. The 3-disc set contains all 6 episodes.

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    You know, I’m not entirely sure it hasn’t been forever since the last season release of the still-classic, still-hilarious Mary Tyler Moore Show (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). However long it’s actually been, it certainly seems like forever, but now we’ve finally got the 5th season to dive into and laugh heartily at. Now where’s season 6?

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    I have nothing against the Shannon Doherty years of the low-rent “reality” candid camera frightfest Scare Tactics (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), but it’s the 3rd season introduction of new host Tracy Morgan that’s really made the show a guilty pleasure – and more fun than it ever managed to be previously. The 2-disc Uncensored and Too Hot for TV set contains the first half of the season, plus bloopers and extra footage.

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    Even though I find the show the dramatic equivalent of beige paint drying, I still find Patricia Arquette watchable in Medium (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$60.90 SRP). The 5th season is more of Arquette’s psychic mom Allison Dubois helping a an investigative team that’s never seen an episode of CSI solve crimes. The 5-disc set features all 18 episodes, plus behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    Reflect on an incredible body of work by a much-missed actor with the new Paul Newman Collection (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$89.98 SRP), which collects in one package the special editions of 13 of Newman’s films for Twentieth Century Fox, plus a 136-page book packed with photos and information. The included films are The Long, Hot Summer, Rally ‘Round The Flag, Boys!, From The Terrace, Exodus, The Hustler, Hemingway’s Adventures Of A Young Man, What A Way To Go!, Hombre, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid, The Towering Inferno, Buffalo Bill And The Indians Or Sitting Bull’s History Lesson, Quintet, & The Verdict.

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    It’s quite rare when I actually enjoy a romantic comedy, only because the plot developments are as obvious as a truck on the side of your ear, so it really comes down to a decent enough script and a good clutch of actors to pull the whole thing off. With The Proposal (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, DVD-$39.99 SRP), the tale of a Canadian boss of an American company trying to arrange a quickie marriage to her assistant in order to stay in the US only works because the leads in question are Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds, and they manage to pull it off. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, an alternate ending, and outtakes. A Blu-Ray edition ($44.99 SRP) is also available, which adds an exclusive deleted scenes to the bonus features from the standard DVD.

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    Does anyone actually enjoy The Hills (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), and not just state at the sheer idiocy on display, mouth agape? Do you know anyone who does? For those people, the first volume of the 5th season will probably be on their “pick-up” list, with special features including featurettes, deleted scenes, and interviews.

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    As you might expect, the soundtrack to Drew Barrymore’s roller derby flick Whip It (Rhino, $13.98 SRP) is packed with more punk rock tracks than you can shake a stick at, featuring everyone from The Ramones to .38 Special (with the folks like Ravonettes and The Breeders thrown in for good measure). Spin it.

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    I really have no other ammunition with which to recommend the CG-animated special Gotta Catch Santa Claus (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) than to say it has the genius masterstroke of casting William Shatner as the voice of Saint Nick. Genius, right? Genius!

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    At the end, the show was a shadow of its heyday high, but the cast of Married With Children (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP) could still elicit a laugh based on talent alone. The 3-disc eleventh season set features all 25 episodes, but zero bonus materials.

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    Sam Raimi decided to abandon the tepid Spider-Man movies and return to form with the schlock-happy horror of Drag Me To Hell (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) that finds a young woman on the wrong side of a gypsy curse that will literally drag her soul to hell unless she can find away out of her bind. Simple, right? Bonus features include production video diaries.

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    Will Ferrell’s big screen take on the schlocky Sid & Marty Krofft Saturday morning classic Land Of The Lost (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is equal parts faithful and not-so-much, in that goofy, Brady Bunch Movie kind of a way. It’s all got a bit of a wink and a nudge as Ferrell’s has-been scientist Dr. Rick Marshall finds himself & two companions (Anna Friel & Danny McBride) wrong-turned into the titular prehistoric (and Sleestack ruled) land. Bonus features include an audio commentary, featurettes, and deleted scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.98 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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    I can’t tell you just how much I really, really don’t like the live action How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$28.98 SRP). Now in high def with a bonus of the standard DVD edition, it’s just an awkward affair made even more regrettable when one sees the wonderful animated adaptation of Horton Hears A Who and inevitable turn your mind to what Grinch could have been in those hands, and not Ron Howard’s.

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    I think the final product has been a mixed bag, with none shining too terribly brightly, but if you’re keen on buying the recent animated direct-to-video movies starring your favorite Marvel Comics superheroes, you can now get the whole lot in the Marvel Animation set (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). The 6 films included are Ultimate Avengers, Ultimate Avengers 2, Next Avengers, The Invincible Iron Man, Doctor Strange, & Hulk Vs.

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    It’s frustrating that Year One (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$28.96 SRP) is such a fertile subject for comedy so ably mishandled. The subject is a skewed, History Of The World Part I look at 1 AD, focusing here on a pair of serendipity prone guys (Michael Cera & Jack Black) who leave history in their wake. And, sadly, some not sharp enough comedy. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available, containing an unrated version of the flick, with identical bonus materials.

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    I’ve never been a fan of Oliver Stone’s violent social commentary Natural Born Killers (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$20.98 SRP), but those interested in the flick will probably want to check out the unrated, extended director’s cut, featuring a new introduction from Stone. The 2-disc set also contains a new featurette, an audio commentary, and the previously available deleted scenes, Charlie Rose interview, alternate ending, and featurette about the storm around the film’s release.

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    Before you gawp at the live action flick, take in the classic animated version of Maurice Sendak’s Where The Wild Things Are (Scholastic, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP). The disc also includes an addition quintet of Sendak tales – In The Night Kitchen, Alligators All Around, Pierre, One Was Johnny, & Chicken Soup With Rice (a personal favorite).

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    Do people still watch Nip/Tuck (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP)? I was never a fan, but I know there were plenty that tuned in to the soapy tales of the brothers cut-cut. For those of you still on the bandwagon, here’s the second volume of season five, which also features a bonus featurette.

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    If you’re not able to drop the cash for the more expensive Spotlight collections, or just want a nice sampler, then you’ll want to check out Tom and Jerry’s Greatest Chases: Volume 3 (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which contains another 14 classic cat & mouse cartoons.

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    I tried desperately to avoid obvious swimming metaphors to talk about this title, but in the end, I lacked enough willpower to refrain from saying you should dive right in to the Esther Williams: Volume 2 collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). The six films contained this go round include Thrill Of A Romance, Fiesta, This Time For Keeps, Pagan Love Song, Million Dollar Mermaid, & Easy To Love. Extras include vintage short subjects, cartoons, and musical outtakes.

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    Sensing it had been far too long since a new release and that brand awareness might be slipping, MTV has dug through the hall closet to scrape up enough material to fill Jackass: The Lost Tapes (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), featuring much material previously unreleased, deleted, censored, or just there.

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    I certainly tried, but I could never find enough of a toe-hold to get interested in The Legend Of The Seeker (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP), a coming-of-age sword & sorcery series about, well, The Seeker, his companions, and their rolling battle against an evil sorcerer. You can give it a spin yourself with the complete first season, featuring audio commentaries, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 3/13/09: Goin’ On Down To South Park

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    Though there are many great episodes contained in the 14 that comprise the 12th(!) season of South Park (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), the one that will go down as the “keeper” was the episode that brutally – but fairly – took George Lucas and Steven Spielberg to task for the godawful mess that was Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. Yes – the one where they rape Indy. Repeatedly. In addition to the now-usual complement of mini-commentaries from Trey Parker & Matt Stone, the set also lays on some behind-the-scenes featurettes looking at a pair of episodes (“Major Boobage” & “About Last Night”) and the show’s day-by-day making-of process. What’s extra special about this season, though, is it’s the first to be released in high definition Blu-Ray ($69.99 SRP), which contains identical bonus materials but a razor sharp image. You could cut glass with this image. Try it.

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    They’re completely impractical and a little bit silly, but that’s also what makes having your very own Medieval Steel Gauntlets ($59.99) so much fun. I mean, who wouldn’t want to have a pair of hand-crafted, mirror-finished, rivet-constructed, one-size-fits-all gauntlets? I mean, come on!

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    Combine the internet phenomena of LOLcats, the hobo resurgence fueled by humorist John Hodgman, and an incredible artist. What do you get? Adam Koford’s wonderfully witty Laugh-Out-Loud Cats Sell Out (Abrams Comicarts, $12.95 SRP), which re-contextualizes LOLcat phrases like “I can haz cheezburgr?” into a comic beautifully reminiscent of funny page classics like Krazy Kat and Thimble Theater, starring a pair of feline hoboes. Check it out, and watch it pwn you, too.

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    One of my favorite Disney animated classics – and easily one of their darkest in content – is the tale of the little wooden boy Pinocchio (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray/DVD-$35.99 SRP). Just in time for its 70th anniversary, the film has been fully restored for presentation in high definition Blu-Ray – and that’s the best way to by it, particularly as Disney has thoughtfully included the standard DVD in the package, as well. The 2-disc Blu-Ray edition includes an audio commentary, featurettes, an alternate ending, deleted scenes, and more.

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    Best known as one half of Tears For Fears, Curt Smith has come out with Halfway, Pleased (Kook Media, $13.98 SRP), a completely pleasing solo album that’s both introspective and ebullient, and well worth a spin.

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    Oh, Howard The Duck (Universal, Rated PG, DVD-$14.98 SRP). The years have not softened your crap edges, nor made you tolerably kitsch. Still, it is nice to have you on DVD, particularly with your laughable inclusion of both a brand new retrospective featurette, and a – honest to gosh – featurette focusing on the public’s reaction to the film and how it’s transformed “into a cultural phenomenon”. Archival featurettes on the stunts, special effects, and music are also included, as well as a look at the news.

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    It’s a wafer-thin premise that could have fallen on its rear, but Role Models (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is pulled-off almost entirely by the winning combination of stars Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott, who play a pair of selfish guys saddled with mentoring a pair of smart-assed kids. Give it a spin. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, improv, a featurette, bloopers, and more. The Blu-Ray edition ($39.98 SRP) features additional deleted scenes, alternate takes, bloopers, featurettes, and more.

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    First off, Anne Hathaway’s Oscar nomination for Rachel Getting Married (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$28.96 SRP) – in which she portrays a walking bag of chaos who returns home for her sister’s nuptials – was well-deserved. The flick is one of those rolling awkward situations that just builds and builds, and when it manages to make the landing, you applaud it all the more. Bonus features include audio commentaries, interviews, deleted scenes, and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    For a true story that’s proven problematic to bring to the big screen over the past 20 years, writer Dustin Lance Black and director Gus Van Sant certainly accomplished the task with Milk (Universal, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP). The film is a powerful document of the groundbreaking San Franciscan politician Harvey Milk, the first openly gay man elected to major public office, and his fight for equal rights – and tragic end. The DVD features deleted scenes, a remembrance of Harvey, and behind-the-scenes featurette. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.98 SRP) is also available, featuring identical bonus materials.

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    Putting much of US television to shame, one of those must-have, wonderful series comes together in one handy package with Cracker: The Complete Collection (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$119.99 SRP), starring Robbie Coltrane has the heavily-flawed criminologist Dr. Edward “Fitz” Fitzgerald. The 10-disc set features 11 feature-length mysteries, plus a 45-minute retrospective documentary.

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    Disney contributed quite a one-two contribution to the “creepy kid” genre of films with their 70’s “classics” Escape To Witch Mountain & Return From Witch Mountain (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$19.99 SRP each), both of which are now available again in special edition form to prime the pump for the upcoming remake of Escape starring The Rock as Eddie Albert (whoda thunk that?). Bonus features include audio commentaries, featurettes, retrospectives, and more.

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    It’s a shame that Cadillac Records (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$27.96 SRP) couldn’t have surrounded such wonderful performances – Beyonce Knowles as Etta James, Mos Def as Chuck Berry, and Jeffrey Wright as Muddy Waters – with a better film, because the story of the rise of Chess Records is a fascinating one. The film isn’t bad – don’t get me wrong – but I just wish it was better. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and featurettes. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.95 SRP) is also available, with the same bonus features PLUS an interactive record player featuring music from the film.

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    You’ve seen the documentary, but it’s just as fun (especially for kids) to see the Scholastic Children’s book edition of The Man Who Walked Between The Towers (Scholastic, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP) on video, narrated by Jake Gyllenhaal. The DVD also features a trio of other stories, but the real draw is the tale of Phillipe Petit’s mad achievement.

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    The name is a misnomer, but it’s admirable that Hanna-Barbera tried to bring back their animated adventure series with an older, edgier Jonny Quest: The Real Adventures (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). It doesn’t work entirely well, but you can see for yourself with the first volume of the show’s first season, featuring 13 episodes plus a featurette on the modernization.

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    If you want a dose of the denizens of Smurf village but the first season set was too intimidating, try the single-disc Smurfs Volume 1: True Blue Friends (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which sports 5 episodes. Hopefully it doesn’t replace releasing more of the bigger box sets, because that would be pretty smurfed up.

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    Brian Bonsall is in full gear as precocious son Andrew as we move quickly towards the end in season 5 of Family Ties (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). All of the kids are getting older, with Alex in college, Mallory fronting a band, and Jennifer just being Jennifer. The 4-disc box-set features all 30 episodes, plus a gag reel.

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    Edward Norton’s still-powerful turn as an altar boy accused of murder in Primal Fear (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$14.98 SRP) gets a brand new special edition, featuring an audio commentary, a retrospective featurette, a look at the casting of Norton, a featurette on the psychology of guilt, and the original theatrical trailer. If High def is your bag, an identical Blu-Ray edition ($29.99 SRP) is also available.

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    Let’s get a little educational for a bit, with a clutch of titles from the fine folks at PBS. First up is the untold story of America’s immigrant hospital, Forgotten Ellis Island (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP), while Adjust Your Color: The Truth Of Petey Greene (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP) looks at America’s first shock jock. The Old Man And The Storm (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP) focuses on 82-year-old Herbert Gettridge, a Ninth Ward resident of New Orleans, following Hurricane Katrina. The story of India is told in, fittingly enough, The Story Of India (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP), and the story of our new President is told in Dreams Of Obama (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP). And there’s even a Blu-Ray release of Another Day In Paradise (PBS, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), which follows a trio of US Naval shipmates during their deployment to the Persian Gulf.

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    I’m two viewngs into Synecdoche, New York (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$28.96 SRP) – the latest from writer/director Charlie Kaufman – and I’m still not sure if I like it or not. In a nutshell, the story’s about a small-town theater director (Philip Seymour Hoffman), suffering from a degenerative medical condition, who focuses his energy on creating a massive life-size re-creation of New York City within a massive warehouse, populated with actors. What does it all mean? Get back to me in a few years. Bonus materials include interviews, a Bloggers roundtable, animations, and more.

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    Directed by and starring William Shatner, Groom Lake (Koch, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is a cheesy little sci-fi alien flick about the government and extra-terrestrials, and enough cheese to make it all worthwhile. The disc even features an exclusive interview with Shatner.

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    The show is coming to a close, but the DVD releases are still playing catch up with the release of ER: The Complete Tenth Season (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), welcoming aboard now-mainstay Maura Tierney as Abbey Lockhart. The 6-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus unaired scenes and outtakes.

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    It was more affable than funny, but I admit to having seen the odd episode from the second season of Caroline In The City (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) during its original run – mainly for Lea Thompson. The 3-disc set features all 25 episodes, plus the original promos.

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    It’s by no means a good flick, but as a piece of animation history, Max Flesicher’s Gulliver’s Travels (E1 Entertainment, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) is worth a look-see, as it shows where other studios were taking the idea of animated features in the wake of Snow White. This new edition takes the public domain print and does a decent restoration job, plus adds a pair of Gabby cartoons, and a behind-the-scenes documentary.

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    I really didn’t think I’d ever encounter a film as awkward as Life Is Beautiful again, but then came The Boy In The Striped Pajamas (Miramax, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.99 SRP), about a young boy who’s wandering in the woods leads him to befriend another young boy. In striped pajamas. Behind a fence. In a Nazi concentration camp. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a featurette.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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