Tag: Robert Pattinson

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 12/21/12: Pitched Perfectly

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    I wasn’t sure what to expect from Pitch Perfect (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), but was happy to find the drama behind competitive college a capella groups a modern take on the kind of sly yet heartfelt tales that John Hughes used to make. See it. Bonus materials include commentaries, deleted/extended scenes, featurettes, and more.

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    Thinkgeek time! Googly eyes are fun. You know it. I know it. And you know what’s even more gun than googly eyes? Giant Googly Eyes ($7.99). At 8″ wide w/ an adhesive backing, you can make anything googly fun. ANYTHING.

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    It doesn’t have the flash bang of a Harry Potter, but the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid series continues to get soplidly entertaining adaptations with its aging cast, the latest being the summer-themed Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). Bonus materials include deleted scenes, a gag reel, an animated short, and a featurette on series creator Jeff Kinney.

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    Mike Birbiglia’s Sleepwalk With Me (IFC Films, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) is a brilliant little movie about dreams both sleeping & waking, based on Birbiglia’s off-Broadway show about a struggling comic whose anxiety about his stalled career and strained relationship with his grilfriend manifests itself in increasinly dangerous sleepwalking incidents. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a Q&A, featruettes, outtakes, and a trailer.

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    I find Seth MacFarlane’s humor to be hot & cold, but for the most part, the be-careful-what-you-wish-for comedy Ted (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) strikes the right balance, as we see the ramifications of a young boy’s wish that his teddy bear was real has upon his life nearly 30 years later, as the two have grown to be a pair of dead-end codependent stoners faced with accepting adulthood. Plus fart jokes and pop culture references. So, totally Seth. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, alternate takes, featurettes, a gag reel, and more.

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    Even after watching the entire first season, I’m still not sure if I like Lena Dunham’s celebration of privileged naval-gazing, Girls (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP). Sometimes the humor works, and sometimes the characters make me despair the existence of the human race. So, yeah, I’ll probably watch season 2. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, interviews, featurettes, deleted scenes, cast auditions, and a gag reel.

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    As a kid watching the early days of The Disney Channel, I must have seen Babes In Toyland (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP) a half-dozen times every holiday season. It’s not a great musical, but it does feature some gorgeous Technicolor photography and a great villainous turn from Ray Bolger. Long done a disservice my mediocre pan & scan releases, the new Blu-Ray is the first to present it in its original widescreen, fully restored.

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    I’m all for Jeremy Renner, but I think he got the short end of the stick in trying to follow up an absent Matt Damon in The Bourne Legacy (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), which unfortunately plays like an average action flick slapped with the “Bourne” name and forced to deal with an absent Matt Damon. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    If you’ve only ever seen Gordon Ramsay being all shouty and sweary in his various programs, you should try seeing him in a more relaxed mood, just doing what he loves, and does well. And hey, you can see exactly that on Gordon Ramsay: Cookalong Live (BFS, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), in which he cooks various dishes. Live. The 4-disc set comes with a batch of laminated recipe cards, as well.

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    It’s a messy failure, but Warren Beatty certainly seemed to be genuinely interested in trying to bring Dick Tracy (Touchstone, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$26.50 SRP) to the big screen, even if it is a bit of a still birth. Still, the film is a celebration of primary colors and stylization aiming to capture Chester Gould’s style, so it’s at least worth a spin for the visuals.

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    Though I still find Robert Pattinson to be a cipher as an actor, that works for his role in David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis (E1, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP), as a 28-year-old biollionaire whose meticulously ordered world is brutally unraveled over the course of a cross-town journey. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a featurette, and interviews.

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    You’ve got to hand it to director Gordon Liu – if you want a non-stop adrenaline rush of martial arts fury, look no further than the bombastically-titled Kill ‘Em All (Well Go USA, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP), which is all that, in spades.

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    So what happens if you combine the adrenaline rush of Run Lola Run with the dangerous world of New York City bike messengers by giving a messenger a delivery that results in deadly chase through the streets? You get the surprisingly enjoyable thriller Premium Rush (Sony, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the hunted cyclist. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes.

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    Also making their high definition debut this week are the catalogue titles The Joy Luck Club (Hollywood Pictures, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP) and the odd Judd Apatow-produced family film Heavyweights (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP), starring Ben Stiller as Ben Stiller, who takes over a fat camp and becomes the enemy of the fat kids. By being Ben Stiller. Joy Luck Club is featureless, but Heavyweights sports a ton (no pun) (really) of new bonus features including an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted/extended scenes, and more.

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    Forget every memory you’ve etched in your brain about the Schwarzenegger flick, because the new Total Recall (Sony, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$40.99 SRP) doesn’t even go to Mars – and restores much of the depth of Phillip K. Dick’s original short story… Which is probably why the film was swamped by audience expectation to see an updating of Arnie’s action flick. Now that it’s on home video, give it a go, especially via the new extended cut. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and more.

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    This week also brings a pair of Showtime series to DVD, including the first season of the Don Cheadle vehicle House Of Lies (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$45.98 SRP) and the fifth season of the David Duchovny series Californication (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$45.98 SRP). While Californication only contains bonus episodes of The Borgias, House Of Lies, and Dexter, House Of Lies actually has some meaty features, including commentaries, featurettes, and cast interviews.

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    After his awkward piece of performance art at the Republican National Convention, it’s a shame that the next time we saw Clint Eastwood on film it’s in the turgid Trouble With The Curve (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which tries to be a charming tale of an aging baseball scout’s reunion with his estranged daughter (Amy Adams) who bond over a last-ditch scouting trip to save his career. Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes.

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    Various elements are certainly dated, but there are some genuine scares to be found in the classic UK television anthology Chiller (Synapse, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP), which sadly only ran a total of 5 episodes before fading into the night.

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    It’s not the recent 25th anniversary concert that brought the house down at the O2, but Les Miserables In Concert: The 10th Anniversary (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) is still a beautiful celebration of the music from the legendary production, newly remastered with 5.1 surround, plus a vintage documentary and interviews.

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    US Marshal Matt Dillon (James Arness) is back in the saddle for Gunsmoke: The Seventh Season Volume 1 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.98 SRP), featuring the season’s first 15 episodes of law being kept in restless Dodge City. Bonus features include preview trailers on select episodes and sponsor material.

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    Serious baseball nuts with disposable cash will probably want to pick up the official Major League Baseball World Series 2012: Collector’s Edition (A&E, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.98 SRP), featuring every game that pitted the San Francisco Giants vs. the Cincinnati Reds, plus bonus discs with additional footage and features.

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    They’ve become as regular as the seasons, but Resident Evil: Retribution (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) proves that this Milla Jovovich-starring franchise can still crank out a perfectly enjoyable little post-apocalyptic monster flick. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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    Not nearly as polarizing as his son, it’s easy to watch the documentary about George Herbert Walker Bush, 41 (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which though told in his own words, manages some moments of candor as he reflects on everything from his war service to the presidency.

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    It can be very Lifetime Movie “Up With People”, but at least the History Channel’s miniseries Mankind: The Story Of All Of Us (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP) actually deals with history and not some cruddy reality series farce, as its 12-hour span is dedicated chronicles the rise of civilization from ancient Mesopotamia to today. The set also contains additional footage.

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    Get a whole new clutch of short attention span comedy with the complete second season of Funny Or Die Presents (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), packed with guest stars including Will Ferrell, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Zooey Deschanel, Fred Willard, and more.

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    In 1964, James Whitmore starred in a powerful adaptation of John Howard Griffin’s Black Like Me (VSC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), portraying the writer’s journey into the racist, segregationist Jim Crow south after medically altering his pigment to pass as a black man. Now the film has been fully restored, featuring a bonus documentary on Griffin and an excerpt from his biography.

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    We’ve previously seen two takes on Captain America from the fine folks at Hot Toys and Sideshow – the half-Army uniform “Rescue” version, and the full-on costume from his feature debut. Now, adding to his growing roster of already-available teammates, we get the Avengers: Captain America ($214.99), decked out in his brighter-hued, more costume-y togs from the first cinematic adventure of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. As usual, the costuming is top-notch, with the added bonus of both a clean and battle-damaged shield, one of the invading alien’s super-gun, and a swappable Steve Rogers head – which, as per usual, is a creepily accurate scale representation of actor Chris Evans.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 6/25/10: Cat & Mouse

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    It’s been a few years since the wonderful Tom & Jerry collections were released, so it’s a pleasant surprise that there’s a new “greatest hits” set – Tom & Jerry: Deluxe Anniversary Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) – which contains 30 shorts spanning their entire film career, plus a retrospective featurette. Now we can only hope that a complete Blu-Ray release is in the cards.

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    Like most of the items they offer, you really don’t know you need a borescope until you get one, and then you wonder what you ever did without one. Thinkgeek’s literally named Handheld Video Inspection Camera ($99.99) is both useful and fun, with a 3ft length of flexible cord featuring a wide-view camera and led light, optional magnet and hook tools, and even the ability to do video out.

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    Just in time for the M. Knight thing, the original Avatar Book 1 Collection (Paramount, Not Rated DVD-$55.98 SRP) is being re-released via a 6-disc, feature-laden box set that adds a brand-new bonus disc with retrospective featurettes and a preview of the Art Of Avatar: The Last Airbender book from Dark Horse Comics. For those unfamiliar with the show, it’s a layered, action-adventure-mysticism-based mythology that’s a beautifully designed, engaging series worth checking out, regardless of your age. The original bonus features include a behind-the-scenes featurette with the cast & crew, commentary on the pilot, and two making-of featurettes focusing on the sound and the Korean animation studios.

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    The Roger Corman “classics” continue to pour out in fully restored, better than they’ve ever looked form with the release of Death Race 2000 (Shout Factory, Rated R, DVD-$19.98 SRP), starring David Carradine & Sylvester Stallone as participants in a brutal 3-dat transcontinental race where points are gained by killing spectators and pedestrians. The disc is loaded with bonus materials, including featurettes, interviews, an audio commentary, interviews, and more.

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    The gimmick of Hung (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is that Thomas Jane is a down-on-his luck high school gym teacher and single father, who’s physical endowment opens up the door to a new life as a service technician for the local ladies. The 2-disc first season set contains a trio of audio commentaries, a pair of featurettes, and the character’s personal ads.

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    When it comes to high definition restorations of their classic library, few companies are doing work as magnificent to behold as Warners. Case in point is their new special edition of the Judy Garland/James Mason A Star Is Born (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP), which looks and sounds stunning. As far as bonus materials, you get rare recordi9ng session music, alternate versions of musical numbers, deleted scenes, the Hollywood premiere telecast, a newsreel, the 1954 Studio Exhibitor reel, pot-premiere party footage, trailers, and more.

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    We’re now 6 seasons into Entourage (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), and I still find it to be a smug, tedious, unwatchable collection of cameos and characters I really don’t want to spend time with. For those that do like it, the 3-disc set contains audio commentaries, featurettes, and a mock PSA directed by Matt Damon.

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    Christopher Plummer and Helen Mirren grab hold of the screen in The Last Station (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP), starring as an elderly Leo Tolstoy and his wife, who becomes enraged after he plans to leave his immense royalties to the Russian people. There’s also a love story with James McAvoy, but it’s really Plummer and Mirren who you’ll watch. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, outtakes, and more.

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    A creepy horror film about a magician, an accident, a murder, and an inheritance starring Cesar Romero, Dean Jones, and Connie Stevens? Sure, I’m there. The Warner Archive Collection pulls another overlooked catalogue title from the vaults with the remastered Two On A Guillotine (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.95).

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    If films like Psycho and Jaws proved anything, it was that horror that’s plausible is much more resonant in an audience. Though it’s got rough edges, Thirst (First Look Studios, Rated R, DVD-$24.98 SRP) certainly falls into that category, as it tells the tale of a pair of couples who find themselves stranded in the desert and exposed to the elements.

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    If Robert Pattinson ever wakes up and remembers he’s supposed to be acting in a film – and maybe choose his projects a bit better – he might actually be worth watching. Otherwise, he’ll keep doing yawners like Remember Me (Summit, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) about an emotionally damaged college student who discovers something or another through love. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Contest Round-Up: 2010-06-17

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of IT’S GARRY SHANDLING’S SHOW: SEASON 1 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of DEATH RACE 2000 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of MLB BLOOPERS: BASEBALL’S BEST BLOOPERS on DVD.

    In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of LEAVE IT TO BEAVER: SEASON 3 on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of OCEANS on DVD.

    In conjunction with Summit Entertainment, we’re giving away three (3) copies of REMEMBER ME on Blu-Ray.

  • Win REMEMBER ME on Blu-Ray!

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    In conjunction with Summit Entertainment, we’re giving away three (3) copies of REMEMBER ME on Blu-Ray.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 30th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 30th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Soapbox: Give Us The Girly Men (And Nobody Gets Hurt)

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    Give Us The Girly Men (And Nobody Gets Hurt)

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    It all began when a woman I know described Justin Bieber as “sexy”. Sure, I guess he’s a cute kid and all, but this just seemed wrong to me. How can a woman in her mid-thirties find a sixteen year old child “sexy”? I tried to let her comment slide, but found myself haunted by images of ‘The Biebs’ as he is lovingly referred to by his fans. How does a 16 year old boy from Ontario become an internationally worshipped and drooled over sex icon? Furthermore, why does it creep me out so much?

    Granted, many of his fans are teenage girls, but how could this skinny little teen appeal to women with the likes of George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Josh Holloway equally available to receive their affections from afar? I have a theory which may surprise you.

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    According to various scientific studies, being on the birth control pill may be the reason many sexually mature women swoon over the likes of Justin Bieber and everyone’s favorite sparkly vampire Robert Pattinson (Twi-moms, anyone?). Many of the studies to date do not fully tackle the issue of physical attraction based on appearance alone, but to me it seems the effects of the birth control pill on at least some women’s preferences towards different types of men are apparent.

    Scent has been identified as a crucial factor in terms of physical attraction, as subconsciously we are all affected by them. Through these imperceptible differences in scent, naturally ovulating women are naturally attracted to males with differing MHC genes than their own, to ensure offspring with healthy and functioning immune systems. This does not seem to apply to women on the birth control pill, and as many studies have shown they actually tend to be more attracted to men with more similar MHC genes.

    What does this mean? Generally, men with very differing MHC genes from women are rugged, manly, hairy, and strong. Men with MHC genes more similar to their female counterparts tend to be less hairy, less muscular and possess more effeminate features.

    Couples who share similar MHC genes are far more likely to be related, which some studies are linking to higher infertility rates. It also means that the laws of natural attraction no longer apply for many of us, men and women included. Ovulating women are known to give off subtle signals that attract men and signal fertility – women with regulated hormone levels do not.

    Nobody really knows why this makes them more drawn to more effeminate men, but some theories suggest that the hormones in birth control which mimic pregnancy also tend to subconsciously draw women to more nurturing companions. This brings in another issue entirely: deciding to go on or off the birth control pill could have potentially disastrous effects on a relationship. Think about it, if your girlfriend is attracted to you while she is on the pill, and then stops taking it, she will undergo a massive change in hormones which she will have no control over. This hormonal change could wreak havoc on an unsuspecting relationship in a number of ways – such as the woman being more likely to end the relationship or cheat as she is no longer attracted to the partner she is with on a purely physical/hormonal level.

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    One thing is for sure: A lot has changed since the 1960’s when the birth control was made widely available to women. Though this may be highly subjective, to me it appears that male sex icons are getting younger and for lack of a better word, girlier, while female sex icons have remained relatively the same age, with the same degree of femininity.

    It is impossible to argue that pre-1960’s heartthrobs such as Marlon Brando, Warren Beatty, Sean Connery, Clark Gable, Paul Newman and Clint Eastwood were not ultra-masculine. Can you say the same for the 1990’s or 2000’s? Fashions and styles change, but when pictured side by side it is clear that more modern definitions of sexual attractiveness have undergone many changes in the last fifty years. Even comparing Michael Keaton (who played Batman in 1989) to Christian Bale (who played Batman in 2005) you can see how these changes have affected what is sexy in 2010. Whether it has been a purely cultural shift or something more complex is up to you to decide.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 3/19/10: Crow vs Crow

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    I admit – besides just being a fan of the show and being delighted that another volume has arrived – I’m even more delighted by the release of the Mystery Science Theater Collection: Volume XVII (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP) than usual because of the bonus features. Which feature, in particular? The “Crow vs. Crow” panel I put together and hosted at last year’s DragonCon, featuring Trace Beaulieu and Bill Corbett, is on this set. The films included in the set are The Crawling Eye (featuring a special introduction from Joel Hodgson), The Beatniks, The Final Sacrifice, and Blood Waters Of Dr. Z.

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    I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of wimpy flashlights. I want a flashlight that looks like it came right out of The X-Files… You know, with that wildly improbably beam that illuminated an entire wooded area with a powerful white light. Well, fantasy has become reality with the Icon High-Powered LED Flashlight ($34.99-$44.99). With 100 lumens of light and a pocket-able size, it’s the last flashlight you’ll want to own. The full size is dubbed “Rogue 2”, and it’s also available in a smaller size (called the Rogue 1)… You know, for the car. Or a leprechaun.

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    I had little expectation going in, but to say that I was pleasantly surprised by the new CG-animated adaptation of Tezuka Osamu’s Astro Boy (Summit, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) is an understatement. In a nutshell, Astro Boy is the robot re-creation of the brilliant scientist Dr. Tenma’s son Toby, who is lost in a tragic accident. To say anymore about what actually happens in the film, which pulls no emotional punches, is to deny you the same pleasant surprise I had. See it. Bonus materials include a clutch of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    I wish Disney’s grand return to traditional animation hadn’t been a by-the-numbers princess film, but at least there’s enough fun and spirit in Princess And The Frog (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which puts a New Orleans spin on the classic tale of the cursed prince and his desire to find a princess to break said curse. And yes, it’s always great to have jazzy Randy Newman tunes to help things along. The 3-disc Blu-Ray set contains a massive clutch of behind-the-scenes featurettes, an audio commentary, deleted scenes, music videos, and more. The set also include a standard DVD edition of the film.

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    The 13th season of South Park (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) isn’t one of their most memorable of recent years, but it did feature a few outstanding episodes – in particular the Roland Emmerich take-off “Pee”. While the new set doesn’t feature audio commentaries, it does add some deleted scenes and a featurette touring South Park Studios. A Blu-Ray edition ($57.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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    The second half of the film doesn’t live up to the first half, but The Hurt Locker (Summit, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) certainly deserved the Oscar over Avatar, if only for that brilliantly crafted, nail-biting first half about an elite team of soldiers tasked with diffusing the bombs that are a constant danger in Iraq. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a behind-the-scenes documentary, and a still gallery.

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    While it’s not quite the revelation that some tried to make it out to be, Up In The Air (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is a solid film about a jet-setting businessman (George Clooney) whose job is to travel the globe letting the employees of various companies know they’ve been downsized. He’s a man without a home, seemingly happy with his transient, on-the-go life… But things go a bit awry when a pair of female wrenches are thrown into his perfect machine. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, a music video, and more.

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    Well, The Fourth Kind (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$36.99 SRP) tries to be the alien abduction equivalent of Paranormal Activity, with a low-fi psychological unraveling and reenactment of “actual cases”. Does it succeed? Not really. It’s actually pretty funny, how earnest it is. As far as bonus materials go, you get deleted scenes.

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    Why, exactly, did USA decide to cancel Monk (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP)? Not only was the show still a joy to watch, but their schedule isn’t exactly packed to the gills with hits. So let us all mourn the loss with the complete 8th season set, featuring video commentary, cast & crew interviews, set tours, and a goodbye featurette.

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    It doesn’t take long into the second season of Breaking Bad (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP) to understand exactly why star Bryan Cranston deserved his Emmy, as his meth-making, terminally ill high school teacher feels himself boxed in from multiple sides, just as he’s finally earning the money he needs to make sure his family is taken care of when he’s gone. Bonus materials include featurettes, webisodes, interviews, deleted scenes, a gag reel, and more.

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    Are you a teen or a middle-aged person desperate to fantasize with the unique ability to turn off the portions of your brain able to assess the quality of script or acting? Well, then the latest installment of the cinematic Twilight saga, New Moon (Summit, Rated PG-13, DVD-$32.99 SRP) is just the flick for you, as absolutely none of it feels like competent storytelling… But that doesn’t matter, right? Because everyone but the women take their shirts off! Yeah… That’s what it’s all about. That and werewolves. And sparkly vampires. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a 6-part behind-the-scenes documentary, band rehearsal footage, and music videos. A Blu-Ray edition ($34.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    Explore the history behind the big screen with a pair of History Channel documentaries whose big-screen counterparts are apparent – The Real Wolfman (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) & Clash Of The Gods (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP). The first is a look at historic events that might have inspired the tale of a man who transforms into a beast, and the latter is a 3-disc set that connects mythic events to actual history. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.95 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    Mill Creek returns with a clutch of fan favorite titles repackaged and offered at rock bottom prices. Their latest batch includes Silk Stalkings: The Complete First Season (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), Steve McQueen in Wanted: Dead Or Alive Season Two (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), The Commish: Season One (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), the 4-film Sonny Chiba Collection (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) – Legend Of The Eight Samurai, Ninja Wars, GI Samurai, Resurrection Of Golden Wolf – and Undead: The Vampire Collection (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), containing 20 films.

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    While watching Did You Hear About The Morgans? (Sony, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP), I couldn’t help but be reminded of a far more enjoyable comedy about a pair of city slickers thrown into the Witness Protection Program and relocated to the sticks, My Blue Heaven. Maybe that’s because High Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker never really gel enough as either a couple or a comedy duo for my mind not to wander to better things. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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    Bide the times until the next full season set with the single-disc collection Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob’s Last Stand (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), featuring the titular episode, plus six more. There’s also featurettes, karaoke music videos, and more.

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    Produced by the Wachoski Brothers, Ninja Assassin (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$28.98 SRP) is an entertaining, but entirely disposable, martial arts flick with a plot that doesn’t even stick in my head. If you want to just pop in an action movie and veg for a bit, this is for you. Bonus materials include a trio of featurettes and additional scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with the same bonus materials.

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    To dismiss Bandslam (Summit, Rated PG, DVD-$25.99 SRP) as a Disney Channel-esque bubblegum pop confection is to miss out on a genuinely fun, engaging, warts & all take of a trio of high schoolers set on making their mark at the country’s biggest musical competition. It’s a little bit Freaks & Geeks meets High School Musical. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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    As part of their in-house plan to continue releasing shows that may not have the sales to go a more traditional big-box route, fans can now pick up the complete second seasons of both My Two Dads (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99) & the animated series Cops (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99).

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    John Krasinski takes David Foster Wallace’s Brief Interviews With Hideous Men (IFC Films, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) and adapts it into a film that’s brilliant in fits and starts, but can never maintain itself long enough for me to feel he actually accomplished a worthwhile adaptation – which is unfortunate, because this could have been his Short Cuts. Bonus materials include a featurette, interview with Krasinski, a TV spot, and the trailer.

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    When Sideshow announced that they’d begin producing premium format mixed-media figures based on iconic Disney characters, I had high hopes for the line. I’ve long been a fan of their premium format takes on Star Wars and Marvel characters, and was happy to find that my anticipation for the Disney line was rewarded with an incredible piece capturing the Evil Queen from Snow White ($299.99). With a run of only 300 for the exclusive edition (which nets you the raven perched on the skull topped book) and 600 for the non-exclusive, you’d better act fast to get this, and make sure to keep up on future editions to the line.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 1/29/10: In The Loop

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Making a political satire with real bite that manages to retain its humor is quite a difficult task, but it’s accomplished with some real flair by In The Loop (MPI, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) which, in its tale about a low-level British politician’s unfortunate comments leading to a joint war effort alongside the US, is probably our generation’s Dr. Strangelove. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette, deleted scenes, a TV spot, and the theatrical trailer.

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    My love for magnets, to anyone who’s been reading these shopping guides for any length of time, should be well known. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that my delight extends to the BuckyBalls Magnetic Building Spheres ($29.99) – 216 small magnetic balls that can be assembled into a myriad amount of shapes and structures. Fun fun FUN!

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    You want to see porn for history nerds? Look no further than WWII In HD (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP). As you can probably guess from the title, it’s hours and hours of archival, rarely seen color footage that has been fully remastered and converted to HD. Of course, if you want the full effect, you’ll want to pick up the Blu-Ray edition ($39.95 SRP). Both editions contain featurettes in the discovery and restoration of the footage in question.

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    It has nothing whatsoever to do with history except for some forced attempts at context, but The History Channel has fast become filled with reality series such as Pawn Stars (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP). I mean, don’t get me wrong – I enjoy Pawn Stars, which features the acquisitional acumen of the proprietors of the only family-run pawn shop in Las Vegas. The 2-disc set contains all 14 season one episodes, plus a pair of featurettes and additional footage.

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    It’s not as fresh as the debut season, but I was certainly still a fan of the 2nd, penultimate season of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), which maintained its goofball, manic energy quite nicely and was a lovely cross between Ferris Beuller’s Day Off and One Crazy Summer. Buy those two flicks, and this set. Bonus materials include a clutch of audio commentaries.

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    Adapting the Broadway musical for TV animation, You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) arrives on DVD fully remastered, featuring the classic Clark Gesner songs (“Happiness” included), plus a bonus featurette on the history of the Gesner album and its evolution into a Broadway sensation before arriving on TV.

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    It’s not as mind-blowing as it is in its original IMAX presentation, but there’s still plenty of wonder to be had in the documentary Wild Ocean (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) – which, as you can guess, takes viewers beneath the waves.

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    Yes, we were probably overdue for a roller derby flick – and who’d have thought that it would come from director Drew Barrymore and be called Whip It (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), and star Ellen Page as a rough-and-tumble teen who make her mark in the vicious fast lane? Well, there you go. Bonus features include deleted scenes, an alternate opening, and a Fox Movie Channel featurette with the screenwriter.

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    The release of Jonathan Creek: Season 4 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) brings the original run of the Alan Davies as sleuthing magician series to a close, leaving only the recent Christmas special and upcoming Easter special. This 2-disc set contains all 6 episodes, plus video profiles, deleted scenes, and a music video.

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    It seems a few months too late, but a trio of documentaries on the Kennedy Assassination are hitting DVD from The History Channel – JFK: 3 Shots That Changed America & The Kennedy Assassination: 24 Hours After (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP each). The angle of both are pretty evident from the titles, but I find the latter to be more fascinating, as you rarely hear a detailed account about the events that unfolded afterward.

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    If you’re not willing to take the leap directly into their feature films (via the wonderful comprehensive box set released by Universal last year) or their TV show (which is getting a complete re-release in early 2010), get a quite good overview of Bud & Lou’s comedy with Legends Of Laughter: Abbott & Costello (Infinity, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). The 6-disc box set contains episodes of their radio show, bloopers, the Colgate Comedy Hours they hosted, a pair of their now public domain films, and more.

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    I think it’s a pretty clear sign that a barrel is being scraped when we get the Dorf: Super Fan Collection (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). Yes, it stars Tim Conway and yes, these were massive successes in the late-night VHS commercial days – but the joke does wear a bit thin. Over all 8 adventures of the half-size sportsman. The disc also sports audio commentary and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    It’s not up to the level of NYPD Blue & The Shield before it, but there is some merit in diving into Southland: The Complete First Season Uncensored (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which was largely ignored when it premiered on NBC (Remember that “network”?). It focus on a rookie cop’s attempts to make a dent in LA’s rough-and-tumble area alongside his veteran colleagues. The 2-disc set contains all seven episodes, plus a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    When you have a title like Cowboys & Outlaws (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP), you can pretty much expect what this documentary series focuses on – those rugged working men and rogues of the old west. The 2-disc set combines dramatic reenactments with forensic evidence for one hell of a tale.

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    Sure to get attention for its Twilight connection, Little Ashes (E1, Rated R, DVD-$26.98 SRP) stars Robert Pattinson as a young Salvador Dali in 1922 Madrid, locked into a triangle of art and forbidden attraction with Luis Bunuel & Frederico Garcia Lorca. The disc also features cast/director interviews.

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    The team at MI-5 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) are tested when a former operative is released from 8 years in a Russian prison. Even though MI-5 Supremo Harry Pearce welcomes his good friend back into the fold, can he be trusted? The 7th season set contains audio commentaries, featurettes, and the UK trailer.

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    Let’s wrap thing up on the mountain as we bid farewell to America’s… ummm… family with The Waltons: Movie Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The 30disc collection rounds up all 6 reunion movies.

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    As the Academy Awards approach like a freight train, studios are making sure to get some of their Oscar-bait catalogue titles released in high-def – which is why we get brand-new Blu-Ray editions of Keira Knightley in both Pride & Prejudice and Atonement (Universal, Rated PG/R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP each). Prejudice contains an audio commentary, featurettes, and the HBO First Look, while Atonement brings an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a pair of featurettes.

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    A little bit Strange Days, a little bit Matrix, a little bit 13th Floor, and a little bit Avatar, the sad thing about Surrogates (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is that it’s just boring. It’s a shame, since its plot – about a near future period where humanity lives their lives in a virtual world and murder is a thing of the past, until events force an FBI agent to re-enter reality – could have been fun. Sadly, star Bruce Willis is on his usual autopilot, and the film suffers for it. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a music video.

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    The sketches are hit and miss, but it’s certainly worth giving a spin to The Whitest Kids U Know: The Complete Second Season (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). The 2-disc set contains audio commentaries, a best-of season 1 with cast intros, and a sneak peek at season 3.

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    Turn 8-Mile into a story about a breakdancing young girl, and you’ve got B-Girl (Screen Media Films, Rated PG-13, DVD-$24.98 SRP). It’s basically a love letter to the breakdancing world – be prepared for goofy, too-serious fun. Bonus materials include auditions, profiles, and bloopers.

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    I loathe the touch-feely soft-focus, marshmallowness of Touched By An Angel, but there’s not denying its struck a chord with many a middle-aged something or another, who are sure to want the newly-released pair of Touched By An Angel Inspiration Collections, Faith & Love (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP each), both of which contain a quartet of episodes.

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    It’s a quickie, holiday themed release (Valentine’s Day, in case you’re wondering), but I’m sure fans will snap up I Heart Jonas (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), which selects 7 episodes from the Jonas Brothers’ Disney Channel show, along with a Punk’d-esque featurette called “You’ve Just Been JoBro’d!” with Jordin Sparks.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Trailer Park: Daniel Cudmore & Charlie Bewley of TWILIGHT: NEW MOON

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Daniel Cudmore and Charlie Bewley of Twilight: New Moon – Interview

    I realize this is the backhanded way of going about introducing these two actors in what is one the most hyped releases of 2009 but their appearance in the last third of the film’s running time is the best part of the movie.

    Really, by the time Edward is thrashed by a very thick and mean Daniel Cudmore who plays part of the vampire royalty in Stephenie Meyer’s series of books about vampires who sparkle in the sun you are just aching for something to happen. The promise of vampiric strength is never really examined at all until we see Daniel provide what is the most delightful moments of the movie. The Volturi, led by the rapturous Michael Sheen who just shines in a role that could have been camped up in keeping with the books themselves, are not only mysterious but actually deliver on the promise of being that community’s judge, jury and executioner. While it would have been delicious to have seen more of this clan it was nonetheless a fantastic experience to sit down with Cudmore and newcomer Charlie Bewley and talk about their roles in this new film.

    From the attention, adoration, and scrutiny of teen fans, to knowing how to act when you’re being filmed in slow-motion, to not getting a comp of your own action figure this interview was, at the very least, rewarding to participate in when you consider how casual the two of them treated this experience.

    (Special thanks to The Massie Twins of GoneWithTheTwins.com who provided the transcription below)

    new-moon-poster-2_volturi_500The Massie Twins: How are you enjoying Arizona? You came here for the one day out of the year when it’s cold.

    Daniel Cudmore: I know. It’s supposed to be summer all year here, and it’s a little chilly. It’s better than Vancouver now, which is all rain. I can’t complain.

    MT: How was the mall tour yesterday?

    DC: The mall tour was wild. They’ve been very, very cool. You see these people who are so passionate about these great books and they haven’t even seen what we’ve done with the characters that we play. They’ve got this blind faith and it’s flattering but also nerve-wracking. You hope you’ve done all your homework.

    MT: How many have you gone through so far?

    Charlie Bewley: We’ve been to Philly, Seattle and this is the final leg of the tour. They’ve got their actors in the field right now.

    Christopher Stipp: Usually as an actor you say “it’s just a job, this is what I do,” but this has its own little sphere of”¦

    CB: Yeah, this is an amazing thing to be involved in. As my first real project, it’s great because there is so much extracurricular obligation. I’ve just signed a contract for next year to do a bunch of appearances. For such a small but great role there are so many things you can do away from the film to keep yourself busy.

    MT: Were you guys familiar with the novels before you got involved?

    DC: I’d heard some rumblings on the internet when they were casting the first one that I should go out and audition. I didn’t know the world that well. I knew of it, but as soon as I was in the process of auditioning, I sort of delved into it and educated myself on it. I can’t say enough about Stephenie Meyer’s writing.

    MT: Had you seen the first movie?

    CB: I watched the first movie on the day of my audition. The 27th of January I believe. In an acting sense I had prepared for the role, but I find it’s always useful to watch the films. I had to download the thing because I couldn’t get to the cinema that early in the morning. There’s a very definite style to the way she interprets this world. It’s ethereal yet it’s real.

    87979328SG018_TWILIGHT_FAN_That probably has a lot to do with the way it was shot ““ very dingy, very overcast. The first film is a cult film and when it was finished I had an idea of what I needed to do ““ take that forward and be this Demetri guy. New Moon is very much a Hollywood blockbuster movie and an action film. It should bring a whole new demographic to the Twilight world. I don’t think anyone really understands how big this is going to be. After a week you’re going to get some spare seats in theaters and they’re going to get filled up with guys looking for a good action movie.

    MT: Can you guys give us a quick intro into your characters and the Volturi?

    CB: Volturi are brought into this because of what happens to Edward. He, very selfishly (the more I think about it, the more angry I get), goes out and tries to dispose of himself. He goes to the Volturi and wants them to kill him. Volturi are the only people who can kill him. He thinks Bella has committed suicide, and”¦ you know the story. But they want his powers and want to take him on board. He says he’ll go out into the world and screw up the whole vampire nation by exposing himself ““ so he puts his whole family at risk, and everyone else in the vampire kingdom. Aro sends us out to bring him back. We make and enforce the laws.

    MT: What are the special powers that each of you have?

    CB: I’m a tracker, very much like James’ character in the first one, but my tracking abilities are unlimited which makes me a much more formidable threat, which you’ll see in Breaking Dawn. Demetri gets the standard skill set of being immensely strong, fast, aesthetically pleasing and highly dangerous. I am very much the “good cop” where as Felix is”¦

    DC: Each character gets an extra power, whether it be a tracking ability or mind power, but my character isn’t given a specific power except that he’s just brutally vicious and strong. There isn’t a vampire at his same level and he knows this, so he can have fun with tearing apart other vampires. He knows what he can do and enjoys the heightened strength.

    CB: I think that goes for the whole of the Volturi. We’re a very arrogant bunch.

    CS: Is it ever difficult to play a superhero type character? Do you ever start laughing after you’ve read a script before you sit down and think, “okay, I’ve got to play this straight. I’m a vampire, I’ve got these superpowers.” Is there every a moment, at least initially, where it’s funny?

    DC: For me, sometimes you do get a character who on the surface, you’re like “how am I going to do this?” But you break it down and find the emotion, to the most minimal base. How do I connect. What can I bring to make this real for me. I start with a basic foundation and build it up from there. Everything else is just extra. You make it real to you and everything else goes with it. It doesn’t feel campy. You’ve identified with the emotion. You’re there and everything else builds up the character.

    charlie_bewley_2662205CB: I think if it weren’t for the fact that this is such a huge, phenomenal success and everyone wants to be a vampire right now, then there might be cause for going, “okay, I’m a vampire. This is weird.” But I never got to that stage. I’m a badass vampire! I call my friends at home and say, “Guess what! I’m a vampire!” When I go out onto the street I don’t act like an actor ““ I think it’s the same for vampires. They are badass vampires, so they don’t have to go out and act like it. These are real people with superhuman abilities and idiosyncrasies that come with being a vampire. Yes I eat human flesh, yes this, yes that. We don’t carry it around like some sort of a tag. Especially the Cullens, they’re real people ““ that’s why so many people can get into it. When the primal urges come out, you have to act vicious and aggressive. That’s when you can show the vampire side. I’m looking forward to that because it’s a massive contrast to the charming Demetri that I’ve played in this one.

    MT: What’s the tone like on the set? Is anyone a prankster? Is Kristin Stewart incredibly eccentric?

    CB: Not really. (laughs) There’s not that much to talk about behind-the-scenes. It’s an incredibly professional set. It’s a very high-stakes film with some huge industry talent. There’s not that much room for a prankster running around putting whoopee cushions on Aro’s chair. Case in point, on the set, Chris Weitz, who is normally very calm ““ we were doing a take and some extras were talking behind the set. Chris lost it. When the nicest guy in the room loses it, you know he’s angry. Off set, there’s some great characters. It was really nice meeting all the Cullens and putting personalities to faces. There’s some nice people, but I wouldn’t say there’s a guy running around pulling people’s pants down.

    MT: What’s the craziest or coolest thing a fan has done so far?

    DC: Wow. Last night this little girl was crying. It was the most terrible moment of her life mixed with the most emotionally charged, happy moment. It was such a strange feeling. I looked up and”¦

    CB: Yeah, she could have gone any way (laughs)

    DC: She like almost fainted, but I touched her hand and she wobbled away. It was the strangest thing, but it was really, really cool.

    CB: It’s really hard to understand. We must be like the gods were to the Greek peasants back in the day (laughs).

    aro_caius_alec_volturi_new_moon_twilightDC: (laughs) I don’t see myself like that!

    CB: (laughs) I’m trying to fathom it in my head, the power status there is between fans and movie stars that could justify the extreme female behavior. Something I can’t get my head around.

    DC: And then you go back home and your buddies tear you apart. (laughs) They instantly put you back in your place. It’s hugely flattering, especially when they haven’t seen what you’ve done. It’s also great to have your friends and family knock the pegs right out from underneath you.

    CS: Last year Taylor [Lautner] was sitting where you are now. Before that, no one knew who he was. Now he’s on the cover of US Weekly. What’s it like to go from 0 ““ 100 mph in six months? Are you prepared to be in the same situation with the attention?

    CB: I don’t know the answer to that.

    DC: I very briefly got to meet and chat with him, but the kid is smart and he’s got a good head on his shoulders. It’s just part of the business and I think he’s done a great job with it. Are you ever ready for this kind of thing? I don’t think so, but if you know who you are, then you’re fine. You’re the product and you promote it like anything else.

    MT: Who would win in a fight: Felix or Colossus?

    DC: (laughs) Oh man. I think it would”¦ I don’t want to upset anybody. I think it would go on for a very long time and it would be a very cool fight scene. And it would cost a lot of money if they wanted to do that in a movie.

    MT: Are you getting your own Twilight action figures, and if so, will you own them?

    CB: Damn right! That’s immortalization! This is stage one on my way to my statue! (laughs) We did a publicity day, which we missed for New Moon ““ which is why you’re not seeing us on all the paraphernalia going around ““ but we got to go to Italy. We went up on this mini stage and there was some technological setup that took our front, side, profile. And someone was like, “this is for your action figure.” And at that point I was like”¦ Wicked! Sweet! (laughs)

    DC: I got one for Colossus, but I didn’t get one. Those guys didn’t send me one, and I’m upset. I want you guys to get this out here and have whoever made those things to send me one.

    CB: Just go buy one!

    DC: I’m not going to buy one. It’s bull!

    CB: I’m going to go to a store and pick one up off the shelf and walk to the cashier and say, “that’s me! That is me.”

    DC: Why couldn’t they have just sent me one so I could have it!

    MT: Have you guys seen the final cut of the movie?

    DC: No. Monday’s the premiere. I’m really excited. It’s going to be huge. Sometimes I don’t want to see it before the premiere.

    CB: I’m on the other side ““ I wish I’d seen it. I’ve got like three agents coming with me and they’re going to be watching me. That’s pressure. I know I’ve made some pretty weird choices in the film. I don’t know if they’re caught on camera or not. Here’s actor naïveté for you:  It’s when we rip apart the vampire and Aro’s got the head and we had to film the bit where we have an arm each. We’ve just ripped his arm off and I played the scene in my head and I said “This is one of those slow motion scenes, massively dramatic.” So I thought, “I’ve got to play it in slow motion.” (Charlie acts out ripping apart a vampire in super slow-mo). And I forgot you do everything in real time and they slow it down afterwards. (laughs) So I’m in the car at night with Dan and I’m like, “Shit. I did that scene in slow motion! Was I supposed to? NO!”

    DC: I was looking over thinking, “Is he in slow motion? What did he have for lunch?” (laughs)

    MT: Well hopefully they can speed it up to put it back into real time.

    CB: I can picture someone up at 2:00 in the morning correcting my screw-up. (laughs)

  • Trailer Park: TWILIGHT Interview

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    By Christopher Stipp

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    Does anyone have any idea how much people are willing to do anything to get close to those involved in TWILIGHT?

    Stores have been shut down, cops have been called in, teenage girls are crying at the mere mention of Robert Pattinson’s name, crowds have not packed and swelled malls to the kind of degree not seen since the last Menudo tour circa 1985 and some of those involved could not be more laid back and chill about it all.

    Edi Gathegi who plays Laurent, Rachelle Lefevre who plays Victoria and Taylor Lautner who plays Jacob Black could not have been more removed or reflective on the entire experience. They look at it with a bit of comedy, genuine amazement and are sanguine about how they feel towards any subsequent sequels.

    When I met them at the Valley Ho in Scottsdale, Arizona the film was about 2 weeks away from dropping, they were slated for an appearance at the local Scottsdale Fashion Square Mall where 750 teenagers paid $30 a pop for a t-shirt and a ticket that would allow them to get close enough for a photo and autograph. And I understand that. I won’t make fun of these people, although it’s awfully tempting when you see some of the nutters in line, but the real sports are the actors who put on a smiley face and braved the insanity.

    Note bene: This interview was conducted before me even seeing a frame of film or even reading a page of Arizona native Meyer’s book. So, keep your snarky comments to yourself. We join this interview with Rachelle and I talking, oddly enough, about how I once came from Chicago…

    RACHELLE LEFEVRE: You are? I’m a Bears fan.

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Nice. Cubs fan?

    LEFEVRE: No. Not a baseball person.

    CS: Then I’m done with you for the rest of the interview.

    LEFEVRE: Hey, I’m from Montreal, OK and I was an Expo’s fan until the 1994 strike ruined us on our way to win a World Series and we’ve never recovered and then we lost our team because Jeffrey Loria, who’s an American, bought up the team and sold it off for parts like it was art. So I do not watch baseball anymore. I am scared for life.

    EDI GATHEGI: That was the Expo’s?

    LEFEVRE: Yea. Hard to respect the team that played the second half of their last season in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

    CS: Regarding the film I know Pattinson is making an appearance in Chicago tonight, actually, and there are cops are being brought in to get ready

    LEFEVRE: They canceled the event in San Francisco.

    CS: I heard that. Did you guys know going in what you were getting yourselves into?

    TAYLOR LAUTNER: No, not really. The first time we realized the potential of this thing I think was ComiCon and our first night in Seattle was a pretty big taste of ComiCon again. I definitely was not expecting anything near what it was and they were just great. The fans are very supportive and we are very lucky to have them.

    GATHEGI: They are about as enthusiastic as you can get right up to the brink before they start breaking each others noses.

    LAUTNER: Exactly.

    (Laughs)

    GATHEGI: I think I lost a little bit of hearing though all that stuff.

    CS: I was actually there at ComiCon during all that. I only had a baseline understanding of the book series because Stephenie Miller is from here. I knew she was a local author but I had no idea that young girls, young people, really have attached themselves to this book series. As you guys were doing the film, what did you come to understand why young people are so connected to the story?

    GATHEGI: I think there are a lot of questions that come up when you are in high school and are a young adult. There’s a lot of teen angst, forbidden love, like the whole Romeo and Juliet story, she can’t really be with him because they are different species but they’ve fallen in love with each other and what do…does she want to turn, live the rest of her life as a vampire… and I think Stephenie does a wonderful job painting these characters in such a truthful and honest way.

    She does.

    She sets up our world as we know it. It’s our world and then she starts to justify or asks all the questions of how vampires could possibly exist in our world the way we would naturally. And then she has an answer for each question and you think, oh my god, this is a world that could possibly exist.

    LEFEVRE: Totally plausible.

    GATHEGI: Totally plausible. And I think people are rooting for their relationship as they read and it’s just so interesting and intense, it’s engaging and a pretty easy read so people fly though the book and attach themselves pretty quickly.

    CS: A lot has been made of vampires lately. True Blood on HBO has gone gangbusters. People love a good vampire story. Why? I think was fascinated just as a boy growing up with vampires in general, but it seems to be when you do the property right as in True Blood right now, TWILIGHT, from what everyone is saying…If you look at it from the right way it could just be huge. Why do people gravitate to vampires the way they do?

    LEFEVRE: We’ve been talking amongst ourselves about this too and there is certainly something that there are certain genre’s that just appeal to us for certain reasons at certain times and so vampires have always been around, they just keep coming in an out of fashion.

    But we are fascinated by one monster group at a time it seems in the zeitgeist. The thing that strikes me now about the vampire methodology, like True Blood and in Stephenie’s books, the genre, the methodology is being turned on it’s head. From what I’ve seen of True Blood it seems that Alan Ball is using it. It’s almost politically subversive. He’s using it to make arguments about the nature of humanity in a really interesting way about the nature of prejudice and it’s like he’s posited them as this minority group facing human challenges, which I find really interesting and the thing I find that I love about what Stephenie does is that it’s such an incredible metaphor for particularly at a young age but also like the Romeo and Juliet thing, for something that stands between two people being together.

    Whether that’s species in this case, or a class system, or whether it’s different religions, there a million reasons still today why we can’t all just be one group and so it highlights our differences in an extraordinary way. So, I think that’s one of the fascinations in society right now, why vampires are big. It allows us to ask those questions in a way that’s harmless because we are not asking about ourselves, we are asking about a hypothetical world. Sorry, I just rambled.

    (Laughs)

    CS: You’re right. I think we’re done here.

    GATHEGI: [Pointing at Taylor] He’s got nothing to contribute on the subject because he will be a werewolf.

    LEFEVRE: Why do we love werewolves so much?

    LAUTNER: Because they’re hot.

    (Laughs)

    GATHEGI: Literally. 180 degrees.

    CS: Well, to that point, Taylor and Edi, what did you bring to your own parts? You are asked to play a werewolf and vampire, respectively, and you are asked to step into these roles acting in disguise. You are essentially playing a werewolf and vampire for a vast majority of your screen time without ever brandishing scary teeth, hair all over your body…

    GATHEGI: Stephenie does a lot of the work for us with the rules of her methodology ““ there are no fangs, there are no garlic, no crosses. We go out in the daytime, but just can’t be seen in the direct sun or our skin will glitter. It doesn’t hurt us. It’s not like we have to be in a coffin during the day so a lot of the work is done for us and for me I just thought what would it be like to not ever sleep? What would it be like if I didn’t have to breathe? Like those simple things we do without thinking.

    A vampire has to consciously think to blink. Because humans blink naturally. Vampires don’t have to. So to appear human, vampires have to think about those things. So for me it was the stiller I could be, the more undead I would be. So it was an exercise in the economy in movement. I almost needed to do less. But it was serious concentration. Then on top of that not to play vampire, I play this character, this being that was once human and what were his interests when he was human and what are they now that he turned? I thought it would be interesting if he was a contemporary of some great figure in the 1700’s when he was turned and I picked St. George, this Renaissance man. He was a fencer, a very regal character and I thought what if they were friends so that gave him his gate so then I just added vampire on top of that.

    LAUTNER: It’s hard because I haven’t been transformed into a werewolf yet. I transform in the middle of the second book in the series. So, basically all I had to do is pretend which isn’t hard to have a huge crush on Kristin Stewart.

    (Laughs)

    That’s pretty much all I had to do because Jacob and Bella used to be very good friends when they were young and it’s the first time they’ve seen in other in quite a while when she moves back to Forks. He instantly has huge crush on her and cannot leave her alone, so that’s basically all I had to bring to life for Twilight.

    CS: The production itself, they say it wasn’t intentionally done to have a woman director, a woman writer, but in the notes I’ve been reading, it kind of was. Was it irrelevant by the time you guys were producing it or, for lack of a better term, did it feel like it had a woman’s touch?

    LAUTNER: I think for Katherine it doesn’t have to do anything whatsoever. Katherine has just shown in her past, with 13 and Lords of Dogtown and now this she is a professional at relating to the young. She has so much energy she is infectious. She brings the best out of us. She has such a creative imagination and that’s what Twilight needs is to take this book that is in words and bring it to life visually for the fans so they can see on the big screen what been on their minds the whole time they’ve been reading the story. I just think Katherine was the best choice we could have chosen do direct it.

    LEFEVRE: And her history is a production designer and so she does have exactly that. She does have an appreciation for the visual. And this was a world that was so specific on the page and needed to be brought to life exactly as it was written and needed somebody who could read the book and the script and have that intense visual. I don’t know. Maybe a female made a difference there ““ maybe having a female imagination helped in the visualizing.

    GATHEGI: We have good imaginations too.

    LEFEVRE: You do??? Someone told me you think also. Is that true?

    (Laughs)

    CS: Everyone says you can get though this in a week but one page in her book and one page in a script, you have X number of pages have to cut. As well, some people got on this film without seeing a script, they just latched on to it. Can you tell me a little bit about A) Did you see the script before you came on and then B) What was important to Stephenie in your characters that she wanted to be sure she got in within the running time of the movie?

    GATHEGI: I’ll try to go fast. I did not see a script when I auditioned. I just saw the sides ““ which is a scene that my character was in and I was not into it because I could tell it was an other worldly project and that was not my thing.

    I’m really not a vampire fan.

    When I met Katherine and had a great audition with Katherine I wanted to work with her and when I found out they wanted me to play the part then I picked up the books and I went, now this is not your traditional vampire story. She’s turned it upside down. This is an amazing story. It’s a romance set in the world of vampires. I absolutely want to be a part of this. I’m in love with this. What was the second part of the question?

    CS: What she wanted to retain?

    GATHEGI: And like you said, it was a 500 page book condensed into a two hour movie so I think for our characters, the nomads, we are the antagonists. There is no movie without conflict and I think that we’re not introduced in the book until page 300’s so in the movie for dramatic purposes I think it was important that they showed we exist before we exist in the books so the impending doom is there kind of a parallel story with the love story so you know there are some things about to go down.

    LEFEVRE: I think it’s exactly the story of the book just condensed. Whatever is different is only different for the purposes of time. For the purposes of condensing the story. There is nothing that I can think of that is really far away from what Stephenie wrote. It’s all Stephenie’s stuff. And if it is contorted in any way in order to make it fit into a two hour movie, it’s still Stephenie’s world and still things she wrote, they are just condensed or rearranged slightly.

    GATHEGI: And I’ll add to that condensed or rearranged slightly ““ if anything is different it’s movie making. It’s not a perfect science. There are certain things like locations and budgetary things and the sun is shining so you literally have to move the location, so maybe differences in that way but other than that, the attempt and the success of the attempt is very good.

    CS: {To Taylor] Did you read the script?

    LAUTNER: No, I didn’t. Just the sides. What I actually did, Jacob’s character basically just gets introduced in Twilight and develops later in the series but what they did for my audition process is take just in quotes from the second and third books and made it into sides and it was very interesting for me and I knew immediately, I love intimate relationships between boy and girl, I’ve always been a romance fan so I loved the sides, loved the writing, hadn’t read the books yet and as soon as I got cast in the film, that is when I read the books and the script.

    CS: And now looking at this not just as a book, or a movie, you are looking at two or three, are you comfortable to signing your self on this trilogy? Any reservations about going on to do more?

    LEFEVRE: I had no reservations before I signed on. I read the first book right before my audition and read the other two before I was cast and I read the script before I agreed to do it but having read all three books and knowing that someone had chosen Katherine, it could have gone one of two ways. They could have gotten a director who was an action person for all the action sequences and the chase stuff, and they could have gone with somebody who was really great with that and had experience doing that and then just allowed them to do the romance story. But they didn’t. They went the other way. They knew that Katherine would be able to pull off the action stuff and gave her an amazing – Andy who was our stunt coordinator and second unit director was an incredible ““ so they made a great team in the two of them so they let Katherine really do what she does best is really have organic behavior and an intense story from young actors. So knowing they had made that choice, I trusted Summit implicitly with the series so for that reason there were no hesitations for me. The story was great and they picked Katherine.

    GATHEGI: And I can speak for them we would all love to do the subsequent films if there are any but there aren’t any right now. We’re going to see what happens in a week and a half.

    LEFEVRE: And we’re always the last to know anyway. The actors. Last on the phone chain.

    CS: The Internet seems to always know first.

    (Laughs)

  • Trailer Park: TWILIGHT Review

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I thought of all the different ways to review this movie and none of them seemed to be the right way to do it.

    You see, the overriding emphasis on what I want to get across about TWILIGHT is that this film was for sure, absolutely, positively not made for me. I am a 33 year old male who hasn’t read any of the books written by Arizona native Stephenie Meyer and have no inclination to read the series based on a vampire and his human ward/lady friend. But that’s alright, I would come to feel by the end of this movie, because of one fact alone: this is show business and this film is in the business of appealing to young ladies. It does it so well, in fact, that I dare say this should be the one movie on prepubescents’ lips come Monday morning as the one film that has defined their year.

    For the rest of us, however, this movie isn’t completely awful. Lord knows that the dialog is pretty bad, the characterization of our human love interest is beyond hackneyed and has been done before in countless other angst-y teenagers who hate life and whose parents just “don’t understand them” to say nothing of Bella Swan’s (Kristen Stewart) weirdly distant father who only adds to the movie’s forced narrative that this is, at its heart, a movie about teenage alienation. Like I said, it’s been done before in countless ways before in a lot better films. However, what I can say, like Edward tells Bella at the film’s prom scene that this all a rite of passage she deserves and needs to be a part of, is that this film is for the ladies.

    This movie is going to be the gateway drug (and, really, everyone out there who will find themselves sitting in the theater as Edward (Robert Pattinson) tells Bella that she’s his brand of heroin try not to completely fall out of your seat as your belly ripples with the giggles that are sure to ensue) for many disenfranchised teenage girls who don’t have a voice in the current cinema climate.

    The story of a young Bella who leaves the sunny and sandy shores of Scottsdale for the wet confines of Washington state, adjusting to life in a new high school and finding the boy of her dreams, only to find out he’s a member of the undead, is a relatively innocuous one. What we have here is a fairly basic flicks that has a shroud of vampirism tossed over it. And you know what? It’s a hoot. It’s a genuinely interesting film as we progress deeper into Meyer’s mythos, finding out what this brand of vampire is capable of doing, how they live, what makes them special, what threatens their existence, etc… It’s the exploration of these smaller bits that elevates this film from just being a shoddily produced cash-in.

    However, there are elements in the movie that would tell you otherwise.

    The wire work, effects and anything else that required even the slightest bit of modern 21st century technology to enhance was abhorrent. There are moments, for example in the penultimate fight sequence (and a sequence that answers the question of What would James Dean look like if he were in a roughshod martial arts film?)  between Edward and bad-boy James (Cam Gigandet) was nothing if but a comedic romp into bad action blocking. As well, Taylor Lautner’s performance as Jacob Black gets my Anthony Hopkins Award for racial blurring as that poor kid must have been given the C. Thomas Howell SOUL MAN treatment with enough self-tanner to make his olive skin turn a deep rusty hue in order to be the Native American representative of the werewolves. The aforementioned dialogue gets really, really bad at times and there’s even the sense that the players in this movie weren’t really given the ability to take Meyers’ work any higher than teenage melodrama. It’s more like a pilot for the CW at certain points in this film. And I cannot stress enough the grating attitude that Bella seems to carry with her throughout the film. My main issue with this is if you create a protagonist who is so easily pained with her own life that she projects it whenever possible how could anyone else, besides teenagers whose sole sphere of experience spans life in only two insular stages: inside of school and outside of school, identify with this woman? The answer, if you’re following close enough, is that you’re not. This book, this film, this series, speaks to some elusive trigger mechanism in young teenage ladies and it’s clear to anyone looking at the screen that unless you shop at Hollister or Hot Topic there’s not much you’re going to get out of this.

    There are  other members of the film, though, who actually do contribute to this film and elevate it just a little bit more than just a campy excuse to be doused in white flower. Peter Facinelli is one such actor and, to be quite honest, surprised me. His delivery isn’t stiff. He doesn’t lower his head and look forward to talk like some members of his vampy family. He speaks normally and acts, literally, as if he’s a vampire but just happens to live in a human’s world. Dare I say it I would have rather followed his story more than I wanted to follow everyone else’s. Rachelle Lefevre, one of the other “bad” vampires of this film, is a delight. She’s actually quite alluring and plays her role in a way that makes you feel a) like she could treat your neck like a piece of skirt steak and you would let her willingly and b) she is able to project a hint of evil without being obnoxious.

    In all, TWILIGHT is going to make millions off the backs of young girls who have been in need of a DARK KNIGHT for themselves. Honestly, I couldn’t be happier for them. This film does not try to be all things to all people, it does not want me to like it nor does it try too hard to, it hits the right emotional notes of those in its targeted sights and there is no way you could walk out of that film thinking that there is no way an audience could love that film because when you consider that in the land of show business this is one property that knows its market.