Category: Joe Corey’s Party Favors

  • Party Favors: You’ve Been Framed

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    ALBERTA – Spring is here and truth shall be in the air around Durham, North Carolina as the Full Frame Documentary Film Festival blossoms from April 8 – 11. This is a four day feast of prime cinema featuring real people with real lives and real issues that weren’t shaped by the beancounters in marketing. Last year’s festival featured Oscar winner The Cove and nominees Burma VJ and Food Inc. Looking through this year’s line up, there’s plenty reasons to make the trip to the Bull City if you need to escape from the unmitigated hype of Tiger Woods at the Masters.

    And Everything is Going Fine is Steven Soderbergh’s biography of Spalding Gray. The monologist was the one man story machine in Swimming in Cambodia and Monster in a Box. Soderbergh directed Gray’s Gray’s Anatomy. He killed himself after seeing Tim Burton’s Big Fish. That film wanted me to ask for my money back till I remembered it was a free preview. Casino Jack and the United States of Money gives us more insight into the lobbyist Jack Abramoff and all the Congressmen that loved his money. There hasn’t been this much slime on the screen since The Blob. Strange Powers: Stephin Merritt and the Magnetic Fields is on my must see list. The cult band was amazing back at Merge Record’s Fifth anniversary party. Videocracy focuses on Italian leader Silvio Berlusconi and his media empire. He’s the world leader that doesn’t mind partying with the ladies.

    Divine Pig sounds like a pork lover’s dream. It explores a free-range pig sty in Holland. A happy pig makes smiling sausage. There’s also that strange issue of when livestock becomes too friendly. Can you really make a pork chop out of Babe? Genius Within: The Inner Life of Glenn Gould pokes around the iconic pianist who liked to hum when playing. The Invention of Dr. Nakamats introduces us to the inventor of the floppy disk and thousands of other devices. No Crossover: The Trial of Allen Iverson gets beneath the skin of the troubled NBA star who was recently sent home to deal with demons. Director Steve James gave us Hoop Dreams. Now he gives us another view of the industry that revolves around basketball.

    Food Network and Top Chef fiends will be interested in King of Pastry. Chris Hegedus and DA Pennebaker (Don’t Look Back) get inside the Meilleur Ouvrier de France. The chefs have to make over 40 handmade concoctions in the course of 3 days. It’s like Iron Chef in overdrive. Disney fans should bask in the glow of Waking Sleeping Beauty about the revival of animation in the house of mouse. There’s a lot of insider footage of the crew that gave us Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast. You’ll get a chance to see Tim Burton before he perfected his look and made Spalding Gray give up the will to live. Here’s the trailer for this one:

    There are a few older documentaries screened over the weekend. Live Nude Girls UNITE! is about peepshow dancers wanting to unionize. Now there’s a labor movement that certain conservatives can’t complain about. Target Shoots First gives an insider look at the Columbia House Record Club. Remember when they had those? What was it like behind the walls where 12 CDs for the price of 1 was gold? The film came out a decade ago, but I’ve never been able to come across the DVD legally.

    For plenty of information about attending the festival visit www.fullframefest.org. They do sell individual tickets in case you just want to see the Disney documentary. The best part about the festival is the awards dinner features BBQ pork. Unlike Sundance, everyone is a winner at Full Frame with a plate full of BBQ.

    CREEPY DAD EASTER SPECIAL

    Is it wrong to have your baby audition for a Realty Show? Here’s the tape we sent to E! for The Girls Next Door 3.0.

    END IT ALL

    In order to not be investigated by the FBI, the names will be withheld, but you probably know who I’m talking about – There’s a group of people who I only want to read about if the headline includes “Murder-Suicide.” I’ve had it with their continual trainwrecks that never stop as long as they suspect there’s a chance of getting coverage on Entertainment Tonight. Just do the world a favor, buy a gun, sit out the waiting period and then put a period in your life story. If you don’t want to be that drastic, sign with William Morris so that we know you’ll vanish off the face of the earth.

    CHAT FATIGUE PT. 2

    I was a draft dodger in the Late Night wars. Team Coco didn’t win me over. Neither did I root for Leno or revive my romance with David Letterman. What’s the point of sacrificing my ability to watch The Colbert Report so I can catch Will Farrell promoting his latest cinematic dud? After Colbert says goodnight, the DVD player gets fired up. Now it looks like Conan is going to get the 11 o’clock slot on your local Fox channel. Are there really enough celebrities for Conan, Leno, Dave and Jimmy Kimmel? This multitude of chat show sofas is what inflicted America with Spencer Pratt. Imagine the primordial ooze that will rise up next to the desk in the near future. They’ll be able to get three nights from the Neiers sisters of E!’s Pretty Wild.

    It’s not a pretty picture to have that much yakking in a timeslot. Plus there’s still Chelsea Handler and George Lopez. It is amazing that they haven’t figured out how to outsource talkshow hosting duties to India.

    TOURNEY TIME

    Why do academics and journalists demand college basketball players also be students? Aren’t they doing enough for the universities as human ATMs? It’s not like the kid is ever going to “leave” school since his highlight footage will be exploited forever without a single penny of compensation. Do you know how many thousands of dollars you have to pay ABC to use Al Michaels screaming, “Do you believe in Miracles?!” Figure out how many times they repeat great plays of college kids without asking their permission or paying a royalty? That scholarship cash is peanuts in exploitation action.

    Athletes shouldn’t have to worry about the distraction of classes to prove themselves of value to a college. When is the last time you forgave a player choking on the free throw line because he scored high on his Calculus exam? Mathletes aren’t athletes. Nobody demands the basketball coach teaches a real class, but somehow he’s part of the faculty. Why shouldn’t a basketball player be given the same option to be a student without wasting time in a classroom?

    Student athletes playing basketball are as boring as WWE superstars doing scientific wrestling. If brain power mattered, wouldn’t MIT have as many NCAA banners as UCLA? The college basketball player ought to have the option of taking courses after his playing career is over so alumni don’t have to worry if his study hall is getting in the way of the practice court.

    KEN VS CROWS

    Mystery Science Theater 3000: XVII contains four more movies, but most importantly it features our own Ken Plume moderating “Crow Vs. Crow at Dragon Con ’09.” He’s got to get between Trace Beaulieu and Bill Corbett to determine who brought the golden wit to the robot. Over the course of 35 minutes, we get to know the men who manipulated Crow T. Robot’s bowling pin mouth.

    The four movies selected for this boxset feature poverty productions that make you ponder “how did the camera man remember to remove the lens cap?” The Crawling Eye was the first episode showed on Comedy Central (then called The Comedy Channel). J Elvis Weinstein is the voice of Tom Servo so don’t adjust your volume. Unlike many bad monster movies, there really is a Crawling Eye creature in the film. The Beatniks has nothing to do with Jack Kerouac. There is very little poetry on the screen. Indeed they should have called this The Hoodlums. Joel goes nasty on the bots playing Paper, Scissors, Rock since the robots don’t have movable fingers. The fix is on.

    “The Blood Waters of Dr. Z” has a voiced over scientist transform himself into an evil aquatic monster. It’s pure low budget cheese with the monster chasing after the ladies. “The Final Sacrifice” is one of the most demanded titles since it is a masterpiece on hating Canadians. If you ever wanted to laugh at the residents of the 51st state, watch this really bad movie about a secret society. It makes no sense. Luckily Mike and the Bots just tear into the Canadian cast like a box of Tim Horton donuts. The bacon comments are essential for Robin Sprinkle fans.

    It’s a crying shame that Mystery Science Theater 3000 isn’t still on TV. But whenever I feel the pangs of wanting to see another episodes, out one comes. Mystery Science Theater 3000: XVIII is due out on July 13th. The movies include Lost Continent, Crash of the Moons, The Beast of Yucca Flats and Jack Frost.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    Wonderful World turns Matthew Broderick into a bitter, dope smoking, divorced father with a failed career as a kiddie entertainer. The only thing bright and happy in his life is his roommate Ibu (The Wire‘s Michael Kenneth Williams). But even that goes wrong when Ibu ends up in a coma. His sister (Sanaa Lathan) visits from Senegal. It finally makes him realize he doesn’t have to be as bitter as Don Murphy at Chuck E. Cheese. Also helps that Ibu’s sister takes a liking to him. Philip Baker Hall (Boogie Nights) plays the nagging voice in Matthew’s head. This is kinda like how Ferris Beuller’s life turned out after his friends get sick of being abused. The Blu-ray really brings out the bitter, burn out glow to Broderick as he lights up fake joints. Michael Kenneth Williams brings a gentle performance since he’s mostly known for his hardcore Omar Little that roamed the streets of Baltimore with a shotgun.

    DVD SHELF

    Hawaii Five-O: The Eighth Season is best remembered as the season that Duke (Herman Wedemeyer) went from being McGarrett’s contact person on the Honolulu Police Department to wearing the suit of Five-O. The season starts off big on “Murder – Eyes Only.” After a mail bomb kills a naval officer, McGarrett has to be a cop while serving his time in the Naval Reserve. There’s a lot of shipboard action and a visit to the U.S.S. Arizona Memorial. The culprit behind the mayhem is the Chinese agent Wo Fat. “Target? the Lady” makes Susan Dey a mobster moll. Be shocked at the youthful appearance of Marc “The Beastmaster” Singer. “Wooden Model of a Rat” turns the power of Ed Asner to evil. He comes up with an art scam to make McGarrett (Jack Lord) look like he’s been stealing police evidence. Even the governor thinks Hawaii’s top cop is secretly crooked. There’s 23 episodes spread over 6 DVDs. Once more we get to see how McGarrett kept those island clean in the ’70s.

    Sabrina, the Teenage Witch: The Sixth Season is the penultimate go around for Melissa Joan Hart and her witchy ways. While still attending college, Sabrina finds time to work at a newspaper and hook up with a reporter (David Lascher) as her boyfriend. One of her roommates is Punky Brewster (Soleil Moon Frye). The series remains a Party Favors favorite since the Shagmaster General Nick Bakay voices the barely animatronic cat Salem. “Really Big Season Opener” makes the witch a movie maker. Naturally she favors the horror genre. The trouble is her movie monsters might be real creeps. “The Competition” presents a cameo from tennis star Andy Roddick. He’s best known now as Mr. Brooklyn Decker. “I Fall to Pieces” has Aunt Hilda (Caroline Rhea) get married after a whirlwind meeting in a food court. She’s now the mom’s voice on Phineas and Ferb. The boxset features 22 magical episodes on 3 DVDs.

    7th Heaven: The Tenth Season is also the penultimate time for the Camden family. This was the slightly religious show with the Rev. Camden (Stephen Collins) his wife and 7 kids. Haylie Duff is the noted star even though she’s not as much of a hit as her sister. She’s knocked up as the season begins. Another sister gets pregnant again. “Home Run” has the recently departed Peter Graves (Mission: Impossible) as the Colonel. He still has his Mr. Phelps swagger in the house. “Soup’s On” has nothing to do with Joel McHale’s career. Although we do get Michael McDonald of MadTV fame. Although he really ought to be getting exorcised by the reverend. There’s 22 episodes on 5 DVDs.

    Talhotblond brings the dangers of cyber dating. This is the true story that even worse than an adult posing as a teenage girl to lure you onto the set of To Catch a Predator is a teenage girl luring you into a deadly fate. In this case, the girl gets a marine and his work buddy would have been better off facing Chris Hansen in the kitchen. If you need a documentary to scare people about what can really go wrong with internet chatting, Talhotblond is it. Director Barbara Schroeder gets us into this digital triangle and beyond its aftermath. I’m not going to give away too much because you’ll be freaked out. You might question what extreme you’d go to for an instant message.

  • Party Favors: Totally Rad

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    CONCORD, NH – The Rad Girls prove that women can be out of control without beating each other senseless. The trio of Ramona Ca$h, Munchie and Darling Clementine are in the midst of their third season of mayhem on MavTV. How could I refuse a chance to talk women who figured out how to give themselves bikini waxes using a car bumper?

    Ouch. The trio called the Party Favors hotline from various parts of the Southwest including the lonely highway from Las Vegas to Los Angeles. Munchie swore they were just in a convenience store that seemed a location from The House of a 1,000 Corpses. Please excuse me if I attribute a quote to the wrong member since the conversation moved fast and furious.

    The outrageous series wasn’t always on MavTV. Clementine explained, “We had a really fun run on Fuse. We got a lot of fans. They were like, ‘Oh my god! That waxing your muff off is crazy. But unfortunately Fuse changed their format three weeks after our season launched. They became entirely music programming. Even though Rad Girls was great for the old Fuse; for the new Fuse we didn’t fit anymore. We became orphans.”

    Luckily the trio weren’t set adrift too long. They were rescued by MavTV and brought into the world of high definition. How did upgrading to 1080p affect the show?

    “From a shallow stand point, we were all like, ‘Damn! We better tweeze our eyebrows and put on make up,” Ramona said.

    The slightly larger size of the HD camera didn’t alter too much of the production since they weren’t a Candid Camera show. Although that’s not by their choice.

    “It didn’t change that much because in the state of California, it’s illegal to have a hidden camera. You have to film in plain vision. It wasn’t that big of a difference. It really did suck when we were on the Warp Tour all of our make up was stolen. We were on HD without makeup for most of the Warp Tour,” Munchie confessed.

    “For season three we were really good about making sure we looked good,” Ramona declared. “It really shows up in the HD format.” Nobody wants their show to look like a series of before ads on the Pro Active Infommerical.

    Their faces weren’t the only thing they’ve taken more concern about on the HD show. “Colors look good on HD so we were began playing with the brightness of our wardrobe and locations. If some is getting their ass kicked or eating something gross, it can add to the gnarly factor,” Munchie said.

    Do bruises show up better? “Totally!” replied Ramona.

    Even though the show isn’t a complete surprise to unwitting victims, they still have to get these folks to sign model release forms. What’s the secret to getting folks to scribble on the dotted lines?

    “It’s really important to have a good P.A. that has their pitch down,” Munchie said. “They have to make that person think they made that skit look really amazing. Some P.A.s are really good at fluffing the person.”

    As a creepy PA, it warmed my heart to hear such a glowing tribute to the lowest paid slot on the call sheet. Of course there are a time where no fluffing will get a mark to make their mark on the release form. Have their been great sketches hampered by a spoilsport?

    “It was called retail dinner party,” Munchie said. “We brought a lovely dinner into a fancy furniture store. The owner of the store thought it would be funny to play a joke on the manager of the store. She had a reputation of being a guard dog of a lady. Her name…we probably shouldn’t say her name. She reacted like crazy. Flipped out. Threw our stuff in the trash. Called the cops. Dumped Clementine out of a chair. Totally lost her cool. We desperately wanted to show her face. Despite what we did to woo her to sign both that day and later, she refused. That was the one that got away.”

    How hard is it to get people to sign release forms in Southern California where it seems everyone wants a new professional credits on the back of their headshots?

    “If you’re filming in L.A. everybody wants to get paid,” Ramona said. “If you’re in a place where they’re not used to seeing cameras and they get really excited that you’re filming at television show, the people are excited to be a part of it. If you’re filming in LA where it’s saturated with TV and movies, the people are more inclined to want money or get something out of it.”

    The historical waxing sketch didn’t need any outsiders. How exactly did they decide that the bumper of a car would be the best way to smooth off the nether region?

    “Clementine was over at my house in 2005 for breakfast. I was waxing myself,” Ramona confessed. “I was trying to recreate something that had happened inadvertently. I accidentally waxed my hairpie to the counter of my bathroom. She was like ‘Let’s do it again for the camera.’ I was telling my brother that we should do it again for the Fuse season. He said, ‘OK come on, nobody cares about you waxing yourself to the counter. This is TV. You have to make it extreme. You can do it to the bumper of a moving car.’ He was just talking it out as an idea, but I was like, “Oh My God, you’re so right!” Clementine drove the car and Munchie held onto me so I wouldn’t get pulled over.”

    There are rumors that this is how James May waxes his back on the upcoming season of Top Gear. How does the trio top such an amazing moment? By finding even more bizarre and extreme ideas including meal time.

    “We blended the All American breakfast, a sushi lunch and a chicken dinner and Munchie did Meal Bongs,” Clementine said. “It has to be eyepopping, or hideous or kinda gnarly to make people look twice.”

    The question arises about standards and practices at their channels when it comes to the episodes.

    “MavTV, because they’re a smaller network, has been very accommodating to most of our ideas,” Munchie said. “With Fuse, there was a lot of stuff that we wanted to do that they didn’t want us to do. They just wanted us to look pretty all the time. Mav has been very cool in letting us creatively do whatever we want. That’s the bonus of being on a smaller network. There have been a couple things they’ve said, ‘We can’t really show that.’ They’ve been cool and willing to blur things. They’ve taken risks.”

    For those wanting to see inside the blurs, their DVD Rad Girls: Rad for the Bone has recently been released. “We have whole section of things that were unfit for television,” Munchie revealed.

    The ladies revealed the highlights of their new season that’s currently airing.

    “The third season is our most mature; if you can use that word,” Clementine said. “We do a skit where Ramona is a horny toad. I pose as a topless bearded woman. Rowdy Roddy Piper’s daughter puts his choke hold move on us in public. There’s mousetrap roulette.”

    We won’t spoil which of the ladies gets their tongue in the trap.

    Another noted sketch from the previous seasons was the Geriatric Romance sketch. The first time had a lucky senior citizen getting early bird action instead of merely waiting for Willard Scott to slap him on a Smuckers jar. Did the girls find themselves getting loads of romantic letters from wannabe Abe Vigodas?

    “No. Not really. But that is a skit that a lot people bring up. ‘That old man make out.” That was a shocking segment that we decided to do it for season Three,” Munchie said. “I decided to do it with an older woman instead of an older man. I think I’ll have a romantic date with an old woman instead.”

    How did she meet her special golden girl? Did she cruise shuffleboard hotspots? Post her picture on Hot Or Menopause?

    “I set up something on LA Casting,” she said. “We got a bunch of different submissions. We had four or five elderly women come in to audition. Based on my chemistry with the different women, we picked one. It was cool. It was a mentally challenging skit. It was ultimately fun and the older woman had fun too. She came to our premiere party and was psyched.”

    Was there a casting couch used to find the future Estelle Getty?

    “We made them hug,” Ramona said. “I was like, ‘Our last question: we just want to see you hug so we can see your physical chemistry together.’ Just hugging. It was pretty tight.”

    Will there be a third stage to this sketch? Shall Munchie look for a swinging couple at a Matlock convention?

    “Octogenarian threesome might be going too far,” Munchie said. Although she had an idea. “Season four, I’m going to look for the old person in the world and make out with them.”

    “Munchie goes down on the oldest person in the world!” hyped Clementine.

    It takes them about 6 months to create, shoot and edit each season’s 8 episodes. The trio are heavily involved in the production and aren’t merely on-air talent. Being a Rad Girl is a year round gig. Muchie and Ramona were down in Las Vegas promoting their clothing line. Clementine posed as a pregnant party girl at the Voodoo Lounge to get attention.

    “I was resting a Corona on my belly. I was holding cigarettes in my hand. I was looking like the worst mother-to-be in my third trimester,” Clementine confessed.
    ?”We like playing with these feminine taboos,” Munchie said. “We had fun in burkas riding horses and surfing. Stuff like period, boobs and pregnancy is all fair game.”

    What do the Rad Girls feel about The Bad Girls Club?

    Bad Girls Club is more like girls drinking and fighting each other. We’re all friends. We don’t want to beat each other up,” Clementine said.

    “Nobody cast us. We’re actual girls and actual friends,” Ramona added.

    “We’re legitimately doing things to make each other laugh,” Munchie chimed in.

    You have to be friends to trust them enough to wax you with their car bumper.

    Rad Girls airs on MavTV which is channel 351 on Dish Network. They are on other various cable channels. You can check out their videos on Radgirls.tv. They have a line of surfboards.

    CREEPY DAD

    This was shot before the Shamu incident.

    HEAVY TIMES

    The sad thing about what Clear Channel has done to radio is that if you want to hear cool music, you need to listen to commercials. Lately I’ve become hooked on the Kia ad featuring the sock monkey and the dildo shaped superstar from Yo Gabba Gabba. They’re being badasses on the road in a new SUV. What got my attention is an equally badass soundtrack. The Heavy’s “How You Like Me Now?” is pure James Brown party funk with that Screamin’ Jay Hawkins meets Iggy and the Stooges fury. Twenty years ago, this song would have been drilled into our skulls with radio and MTV. But now, this tune wasn’t part of the public buzz until the Kia ad. No longer is selling your song to Madison Avenue a sell-out move. It’s the best way for people to actually hear you. Here’s the full version of “How You Like Me Now?”

    Now I feel like going mechanical bullriding with a sock monkey.

    EITHER NOR

    Funny Or Die wasn’t nearly as funny as a visit to their website. Most of the sketches were long, pointless and funny only to the guys on the screen. In other words it continues the fine work of Will Ferrell’s career including his seasons on Saturday Night Live. This isn’t nearly as good as HBO’s standard of sketch comedy: Hardcore TV. Remember that if a sketch seems stretched – throw in some pointless nudity since this is HBO and not Nick Jr.

    HOME HICK HOME

    History Channel’s Madhouse is about NASCAR racing in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. This was the former home of the Party Favors headquarters so I’m kinda shocked at how utterly hickish they’ve made this city. While the race track was a few miles away from my old apartment, the entire town isn’t one big mecca of redneck gearheads.

    I’ll admit that we did have a large number of stripclubs including one that was in my front yard. But the town also is the home of Krispy Kremes, Hanes underwear and Camel Cigarettes. This is a semi-sophisticated area. You don’t have to leave your teeth at the border. Madhouse is Winston-Salem’s version of Reno 911.

    What interesting about Madhouse is the amount of outright anger and hatred between the various racers. There wasn’t this much bile on the screen in any History Channel World War II documentary. With this much negative energy in W-S, it’s no wonder Gilligan died there.

    COLD SOULS GIVEAWAY

    20th Century Fox is allowing 3 happy Party Favors readers a chance to win copies of Cold Souls on DVD. Paul Giamatti (Sideways) plays an actor named Paul Giamatti. He’s having difficulty wtih his character in Chekhov’s Uncle Vanya. The role is weighing on his soul. He finds a doctor who can remove a major part of your soul and keep it in cold storage. Can he really give a great performance with such lightness inside him? You’ll be able to find out if you’re a lucky winner after sending your name and the answer to the question: where in the USA are you located to mokaha@aol.com. Winners will have to give real address. Family members, employees, Paul Giamatti and Pete Rose can’t enter the contest.

    DVD SHELF

    Elvis is finally in the house. This is the movie that launched the partnership of Kurt Russell and director John Carpenter. Kurt Russell had just got through playing the cool college guy in all those Disney films. But in the opening minutes when as Elvis, he uses a revolver as a remote control, he exploded into adulthood. Carpenter at this point was known mostly as horror director with Halloween being a massive hit. While a TV movie biopic of the King of Rock might be odd for him, he made a movie about an Elvis haunted by his dead twin brother and later his dead mother. The movie only goes up to Elvis’ Vegas comeback at the International. Kurt doesn’t have to plump up for the final decade of Fat Elvis. Shout! Factory’s bonus features a vintage production feature and a commentary from Ronnie McDowell about being Kurt’s singing voice. The strange thing is a special American Bandstand pitting fans of Elvis versus fans of the Beatles. Blood flowed in the streets of Philly that night thanks to Dick Clark. This is still my favorite Elvis bio-flick.

    My Three Sons: The Second Season, Volume One brings more William Frawley love. The man who once dazzled us as Fred Mertz returned as the single Bub, the grandfather to three kids. He’s in charge of the house while Fred MacMurray. “Chip’s Composition” lets the youngest son discover how little he knows about his dead mother. Dad is zero help in talking about her which bites cause the kid has to write a composition about his mom. He finally realizes who is the real mother in his life – Bub! “Bub Goes to School” lets William Frawley work his magic on Mrs. Drysdale from The Beverly Hillbillies. Is she as posh as she pretends while mistaking Bub for a real Broadway producer? “The Girls Next Door” has a foursome of stewardesses moving into the neighborhood. They all want a little Bub after a day in the skies. The soundtrack between the opening and closing credits have been replaced by new score. There’s 18 episodes on 3 DVDs.

    Matlock: The Fourth Season brings more deep fried legal work from Andy Griffith. This was the season that stared without Kene Holliday after he was fired for substance abuse. Clarence Gilyard Jr became Andy’s new private investigator to follow the leads. “The Prisoner” is two-parter with David Carradine (Kung Fu) bringing his Eastern ways to the Southern life. Also we get to see the great Tiny Lister Jr. Don Knotts returns as Les Calhoun in “The Fugitive.” Strangest of all the guest stars is Joe Dallesandro in “The Informer.” How interesting to think that Joe worked for Andy Griffith and Andy Warhol. Wonder which one he found the most peculiar? As said before, this is a show that makes you feel calmer as the action heats up. Abe Simpson awaits the final 5 seasons.

    Flash Forward: Season One, Part One provides the first ten episodes of the new ABC series. This is a rather quick way to catch up on the show before it returns on March 18. On a busy day, everyone on the Earth blacks out for 2 minutes and 17 seconds. What happened? Nobody is sure. Although people begin to have visions of what they’ll experience on April 29, 2010. The FBI begin to grab clues as to what could have caused such a world wide passout besides release of a Susan Boyle sex tape? The do pick through security tapes and discover people that were moving around during the event. People also begin investigating the visions in their flash forwards. They all want clues. John Cho, Dominic Monaghan and Joseph Fiennes headline the action. There’s a coupons so you can get a rebate on the complete season set when it comes over the summer. This series pairs well with Lost.

    Everybody’s Fine will be a holiday season tradition Robert DeNiro is recently widowed and discovers that it was his wife that held together the family. When none of them want to visit him, he hits the road to connect with his kids. Turns out they viewed him as Robert DeNiro character. His kids include Kate Beckinsale, Sam Rockwell and Drew Barrymore. They’ve at least gone onto rather successful careers so he didn’t completely break their will to live. The film is a remake of a Marcello Mastroianni flick. As kind as DeNiro seems to be, there is a fear that he’s tracking down his offspring to plant bugs on them. Although DeNiro does his best to not merely play DeNiro as a dad.

    Have Gun Will Travel: Season Four, Volume One puts Paladin (Richard Boone) back on the trail after a four year layoff. He was a rather sophisticated guy in San Francisco who offered his services as a problem solver. He didn’t like violence, but he had no problem fixing a situation with a carefully placed bullet. The action is kept to 30 minutes so he has no time to dilly-dally in the wild west. Smokey and the Bandit director Hal Needham appears in numerous stunt required roles in the 19 episodes on the 3 DVDs. There’s plenty of other stars crossing paths with the hired gun. “The Fatalist” and “The Shooting of Jesse May” have Robert Blake as two different characters. Irony being that Blake has a Gun, but he leaves it in the restaurant booth. “The Poker Fiend” unties Warren Oates, Peter Falk and Brett Somers. That would have been a great row on Match Game ’75. It’s great to see Paladin back in the saddle after such a long delay.

    Matt Houston: The First Season brings us the lost Lee Horsley private eye series. He’s a Texas oilman who is working his California investments, but has plenty of time to investigate. He kinda reminds me of Tom Sellack’s Lance White character on Rockford. He’s smooth, cool and charming with Texas schmooze. His assistant’s Pamela Hensley (Princess Ardala of Buck Rogers) has to rival Lee’s mustache for attention. This was an attempt to keep the ’70s detective going in the ’80s so they loaded up the guest stars. The crimes resemble a Love Boat casting call. “The Purrfect Crime” gives us the triple threat of Sonny Bono, Zsa Zsa Gabor and Werner Klemperer (Hogan’s Heroes). There’s 23 episodes on 6 DVDs. The show only lasted three seasons. Weird piece of trivia: Matt was short for Matlock. Thus we have 2 Matlocks being released this month.

    Walker, Texas Ranger, The Complete Seventh Season completes Chuck Norris’ turn as a lawman. The final season at the start of the release. You might think that there were 9 seasons of Walker and somehow the DVD set for season 8 is missing. But the issue is that there were only 8 full seasons. The “first season” consisted of 3 TV movies. They were put in the first season box season along with the full season that followed. If you follow the imdb – this is their version of Season 8. Have I unconfused you enough that you’re not writing Congress for a special investigation to the missing boxset that never existed? Nia Peebles joins the force as a big eye improvement. “The Lynn Sisters” lets Chuck Norris face off with Erik Estrada (CHiPs). “Fight or Die” lets Charles Napier (Squidbillies) play a warden instead of a sheriff. “Rise to the Occasion” puts Danny Trejo against Chuck. “Soldiers of Hate” has my nemesis Mark Cuban playing himself. You’d think Chuck could have touched up the billionaire’s haircut. The final three episodes focus on the marriage of Chuck and Sheree J. Wilson. They were registered at Restoration Buttkicking. Just remember that after you’ve gone through these 25 episodes, you can quickly order The Final Season to see how the series wrapped up.

    Strawberry Shortcake: The Berryfest Princess Movie brings partisan politics to a fruity alternate universe. In this case Orange Blossom and Strawberry Shortcake are up for the Berryfest Princess title. Except things get nasty with other candidates stirring the jam pot. Things get out of control and threaten the big parade with strife levels peaking. Who knew this could happen in such a happy kinda place? Luckily Strawberry Shortcake is around to set things straight and give a nice message to the kids. This is a CGI cartoon that should occupy small kids in the back of the mini-van for 64 minutes. Extras include a sing-along and print out coloring pages as a DVD-ROM feature.

    Hannah Montana: Miley Says Goodbye? will have your tween nieces going twisting in fear that their idol is about to hit the road. The DVD contains the closing episodes to season 3 that’s currently running on Disney Channel. Miley/Hannah has a weird dream involving her beloved horse talking. She thinks there’s a meaning it the vision about splitting her double life in Malibu for the simple charms of Tennessee. I think it’s secretly her desire to revive Mister Ed. Kids will be in agony wondering if this shall be the finale to the series. What will Miley do? Among the bonus features is an alternate version of “He Could Be the One.”

    Greek Chapter Four presents another 12 episodes in the life of the frat houses at Cyprus-Rhodes University. The thrilling part has one of the ladies attempt the great college experiment – if you get what I mean. That is the big highlight of the season since this seems to be an awkward growth period for the series. The big surprise of this season is a visit from music sensation Jesse McCartney. Bonus features include bloopers, a recap and the music video for Jesse McCartney’s “How Do You Sleep?” At my old college I often wondered how the guys at frat houses could sleep with the smell of beer and cigarettes soaked in the floor and walls.

    Bitch Slap is what happens when an Andy Sadaris’ movie gets pumped up by Sin City green screen effects. The movie sets up a high standard with an opening credit sequence that features clips from the great bad girl cinematic treasures including the cast of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! That’s a heavy burden for a movie. The three girls in Bitch Slap are sexy and violent. The trio are a stripper, a drug runner and a business woman that join together to heist a gangster’s stolen jewel collection. They kidnap the guy and that’s when their troubles start. Most of the film takes place in the middle of desert and on various locations projected over green screen. Director Rick Jacobson had worked on Xena which explains how Lucy Lawless, Zoe Bell and Kevin Sorbo pop up in the action. The Unrated cut is mainly filled with violence and a little girl-girl dry humping. There’s a lot of blood and bruises on the women as their plan unravels and real faces are exposed. The bonus documentary “Building A Better B-Movie” is as long as the film. It shows how Rick and his pals put together this project. If you’re ever tempted to make your own low budget film; watch and take notes from this Master Class lecture. If you just want to watch the feature for fun, make sure you have a bottle of Two Buck Chuck nearby before hitting play. These women don’t play by the rules and will distract you with their bosoms.

  • Party Favors: A Swiftian Gouge

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    NASHVILLE – How much is your child’s love worth?

    Kiddie country sensation Taylor Swift is coming to town. Just for kicks I checked Stubhub to see how much people were willing to resell tickets to the sold out show. I nearly threw up my Twinkie when I saw quite a few seats priced at $l,200. That’s not a typo. They are expecting some parent to pay $1,2000 for their kid to see a twig with a blonde wig. Since the kid isn’t of driving age, that means the parent is willing to pay $2,400 to make their kid happy. While the seats were on the floor, they were nearly 50 rows back from the stage.

    For that price, I expect to be close enough to the stage to know if Taylor Swift wears panties or a g-string. I want to be close enough to use qualify as her OB-GYN. I want Taylor Lautner to swear he smells me on her. For $2,400, I expect to see my name tattooed above her butt crack as thanks.

    This outrageous price is being met for a kiddie act. Did scalpers at New Kids on the Block or the Monkees concerts ever get $1,200? Did the Monkees even get paid that much money per show? I don’t think there’s any adult act I’d pay that much money to merely see. Once in Atlantic City we were told that New Year’s Eve tickets to Cher were $500. My response is for that price, they had better serve me Cher’s removed ribs. For that much cash, I expect Taylor Swift to cook us breakfast after she Simonizes my car.

    What exactly do you get for $2,400? Your little girl’s love until the next Disney sensation comes to town? You could buy an Oompa-Loompa for less. Have we become a nation of Veruca Salts and their daddies? There must be a cash limit on being the cool parent. Getting into a sold out concert shouldn’t cost more than two months of your mortgage. If your kid wanted to go, they should have been faster when ordering on Ticketmaster.

    When the time comes that my child has to see the new Taylor Swift with no price being too much; I will softly inform my child that such a price is completely out of the question. I will also inform them of the evil things Roadies do to young girls that want a backstage pass. If she still expects me to pay an extreme price for a ticket, she’ll have to sell her own kidney to a Yakuza crime boss.

    YO JERSEY

    Now that Jersey Shore first season is over, can we get a law forcing anyone that appears on an MTV show to be sterilized? Do we really need these kids procreating? The amount of mega-tub GNC muscle builders devoured by the orange stars might have shriveled their balls to the size of raisins. But there’s a rare chance that one of the girls could have gotten knocked up in the festering petrie dish known as the hot tub. Do we really need Snooki on next year’s 16 and Pregnant? There’s already reports a castmember hanging out with a Teen Mom star. She’s looking to get renewed the easy way?

    I’ll admit to being hooked on the adventures of Guido-mania. I haven’t spent this much time watching Italians since Super Mario Beatdown. But these people were the laziest ever. The whined about working at a t-shirt shop for 4 hours. And they didn’t even have to do that many things since there was a camera crew helping them look like they were working between craft service breaks. Have seven people ever became more famous for doing so little? There haven’t been this many lame freeloaders of fame since the bench of the Chicago Bulls in the ’90s.

    ALBUM OF THE YEAR

    The Flaming Lips’ reworking of Dark Side of the Moon is stunning. They don’t merely do a note for note remake like a cover band. They rework the semi-psychedelic masterpiece with the help of Peaches and Henry Rollins. The digital only album is as contagious as the Pink Floyd original. The only bad part is that they didn’t throw in a cover of “Echoes.” Maybe next year Justin Timberlake can rework The Wall

    DON’T MESS WITH THE FAVORS

    Remember a few years back when we ran into Leif Garrett at the Hooters? He promised to give us a real interview. And then he didn’t. He won’t be talking to us anytime soon since he got busted at a subway stop in Los Angeles for possession of heroin.

    On the other hand, recent interview subjects in the Party Favors have done well. Rick Harrison of History Channel’s Pawn Stars is the king of cable. The show is drawing more eyeballs than Heroes. Louie Psihoyos is getting his tuxedo ready for the Oscars with The Cove up for Best Documentary. While Paul Schneider didn’t get Academy love for his role in Bright Star, his Parks and Recreation series has been renewed for next season. Chef Duff of Ace of Cakes mentioned to us that the Food Network wouldn’t let him on Iron Chef. After the interview ran, he had a great battle against pork king Michael Symon.

    When the Party Favors requests an interview with you, ask yourself this question: Do you want to be busted for black tar heroin while waiting for the subway?

    THAT’S OUR BILL

    After once pleading for Bill Murray to quit playing sad sacks as part of his comeback, he’s given us a chance to laugh in Zombieland. While it’s best not to give away anything he does in the film, he should have been nominated for every major award. The film is now out on DVD so you can truly enjoy the joy of Bill Murray instead of the glum gus that pops up in Wes Anderson and Jim Jarmusch movies.

    CREEPY DAD

    WIN MARY TYLER MOORE!

    It’s another giveaway contest! We have three copies of The Mary Tyler Moore Show: The Complete Sixth Season to give away to lucky Party Favors readers thanks to the fine folks at 20th Century Fox Home Video. This was the penultimate season for Mary and the staff of WJM-TV. Mary moves to a brand new apartment. She spices up her life in various ways. Ultimately this season is known for one hall of fame episodes: “Chuckles Bites the Dust.” What happens when the station’s clown gets killed during a circus parade? It’s not the usual tearjerker. How can you shed tears at the funeral of a clown? If you want to get to watch this very special episode, all you have to do is answer this question: Who played Chuckles on this episode? Send your answer and mailing address to mokaha@aol.com along with your mailing address. Remember that this contest isn’t open to my family, Chuckles the clown’s family or Manson family members.

    DVD SHELF

    Vega$: The First Season, Volume 2 brings another dozen cases of Dan Tanna action. This show brings together the finest elements of Rockford Files and The Love Boat. This finest creation even written by Michael Mann. Most of the episodes are star packed. Randolph Mantooth is a hotheaded tennis champ in “Serve, Volley and Kill.” “Ghost of the Ripper” has a Banacek vibe. Muhammad Ali makes an inspirational cameo in “The Eleventh Event.” “Demand and Supply” is an extra creepy tale of high school hookers since their pimp is Mr. Peterson from The Bob Newhart Show. “Doubtful Target” is pretty much the last time Leslie Nielsen was a wicked heavy instead of a fart joking goof. He shoots Binzer’s blind girlfriend. How mean can a man get? The cool part is that the show was actually shot in middle school Vegas. Keep an eye out for marquees advertising Nipsey Russell.

    Barnaby Jones: Season One brings together the elderly Buddy Ebsen and the cinematic Catwoman, Lee Meriweather. “Requiem for a Son” launched the show as a semi-spin off of Cannon (William Conrad). Barnaby Jones was a retired private investigator who got back into the game when his son was murdered. His daughter-in-law (Meriweather) joins him the in the pursuit. “To Catch a Dead Man” has William Shatner (Star Trek) in surprise role. “Sing a Song of Murder” hums along with Jackie Coogan (Uncle Fester). Because there was a law on the books in the ’70s, “Murder Go-Round” features Geoffrey Lewis (the man who isn’t Robert Pine) and the ultimate heavy known as Claude Akins (Sheriff Lobo). Barnaby Jones reminds us that a really old guy can still kick a young hood’s ass.

    Cannon Season Two, Volume Two continues the adventures of my favorite overweight, balding detective. Frank Cannon (William Conrad) is back to remind us that you don’t deny the power of the gut. The 12 cases are one buttkicking after another. “Nobody Beats the House” has Tom Skerritt (Alien) losing fat dollars at an illegal casino run by Paul Michael Glaser (Starsky and Hutch). Geoffrey Lewis gets to be a heavy. “Death of a Stone Seahorse” has the other half of Starsky and Hutch in David Soul. But he’s not cop. He’s a killer. He’s mean enough to set up his mentally impaired sister as the patsy. “The Prisoners” has the dean of actors: Harold Gould. His son fakes his own kidnapping to score fast bucks from the old man. Cannon never gets too confused on a case. He’s out to bust heads to get his clients proven innocent. He moves quick for a fat detective.

    JAG: The Final Season is also the 10th year of the show that combined combat action with military justice. This should have been a great capper for a show that was canceled by NBC after 2 years, but revived by CBS for an amazing ratings comeback. However the producers had this idea that JAG wasn’t just David James Elliot. They refused to renew his contract any further and kept introducing cast members for JAG: The Next Generation. CBS didn’t want to make the same mistake that cursed the last two seasons of Scrubs. They canceled the show in time to let the producers focus on a proper ending for Elliot and Catherine Bell. Are they going to truly become a couple? If you’ve liked the first nine seasons, you’ll endure the bumpy moments for the big finale.

    Lincoln Heights: The Complete First Season is about a cop that moves his family back to his old neighborhood. He wants to make a difference, but this action makes him fear for his family. He doesn’t have too much problem patrolling the streets, but his kids have issues fitting into the neighborhood. There’s a lot of gang action. They don’t care that their dad is a cop. It’s a little harder than the average ABC Family show. The 13 episodes originally aired on ABC Family. There’s a major cliffhanger, but since they’ve made three more seasons so far, a new viewer won’t be that panicked.

    Dynasty: The Fourth Season, Volume Two is more of the Carringtons dominating the Denver social scene. This is a sad time for me since these are the final episodes of Pamela Sue Martin. No more Nancy Drew hanging out with Joan Collins and Linda Evans. There’s a lot of betrayal and backstabbing. Fallon (Martin) enters a doomed marriage with Peter even though Blake warns her. Things don’t end nicely for her in the final episode. Krystle gets knocked up. Alexis (Collins) gets busted on a murder charge. Joan Collins knows how to look guilty. Diahann Carroll becomes part of the family as Blake’s illegitimate half-sister. Even in the thin air of Denver, there’s jungle fever. There’s 13 episodes on 3 discs. The series lasted another five seasons.

    Air Bud Golden Receiver: Special Edition takes us back to the time when a simple dog had a dream of schooling humans at their own sports. The former basketball playing dog is now running down a grassy field and making impossible receptions using his mouth. This is exactly how Ochocinco works. This was the second of the golden retriever movies, but it’s been updated to include his children: The Buddies. Luckily they didn’t try to CGI the little doggies into the action. Instead there’s an option to let the new dogs give their commentary on a recap movie. The six minute featurette is called “The Buddie’s Sports Channel.” It’ll keep your small kid wondering why aren’t the little doggies in this movie. The special edition packaging includes a whistle suitable for playing at home referee.

    Minnie’s Bow-Tique are four episodes of the CGI animated Mickey Mouse Club House series. This more for kids with the happy tales of the cheerful Disney universe. The episodes are all based around Minnie Mouse’s adventures. “Minnie’s Bow-tique” has her opening a store that only sells bows. Talk about a specific clientele. Although she does have bowties with spy gadgets. Peg-leg Pete arrives needing a bow. He has two feet now. Weird. There’s plenty of songs for little kids to hit rewind and sing along. This for really small kids and not traditionalists. The big bonus is a magnetic frame with bonus bows so you can put the kid’s face on the fridge.

    Gary Unmarried: The Complete First Season stars my favorite Jim Rome caller Jay Mohr. He’s divorced dad with two teens. He wants to find a new woman cause he just can’t give away houses fast enough. His day job is house painter. Oddly enough Jay doesn’t look that out of place covered in Sherwin Williams satin finish. The kids include a son that sounds like his father and a daughter who would be ridiculed by a certain psychotic TV host. Most of the comedy comes in his attempts to move on from his ex-wife. Except she’s still a part of his life with the kids. It’s one of Jay’s best roles since being the utter jerk in Jerry Maguire. The 20 episodes are spread over 3 DVDs. The bonus features include bloopers, Ed Begley Jr’s green tips and a day with Jay on the set.

    Army Wives: The Complete Third Season gives us a peek into military families around Charleston, South Carolina. The show is a continuation of the armed forces career of Catherine Bell (JAG). Kim Delaney, Sally Pressman and Brigid Brannagh are the other three wives that remind us of the family sacrifices in this time of war. There’s a lot of strife this third season as couples try their hardest to maintain their marriages. What does a soldier do when his child holds his work in contempt? There’s also more baby talk. The Lifetime series treats these relationships with respect. The 18 episodes are spread over 5 DVDs. The bonus features includes webisodes and a tour of Charleston.

    Whatever She Wants gives us Vivica A. Fox in her post-Curb Your Enthusiasm prime. She’s sick of dating dogs (like that Larry David). She gets wise and starts a private club where the guys have to prove they aren’t major cads. She wants only the finest of the fines. When she finally find that special guy, he might not be what she’s been considering in her club. Boris Kodjoe knows how to let the gleaming dome attract the ladies. Richard Roundtree (Shaft) reminds us that he was once a cinematic hunk that no woman could refuse. How can Vivica A. Fox not find herself a fine man? The bonus features includes interview with Vivica. She doesn’t give us a way to apply to be her special man.

  • Party Favors: Walk Like A Man

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    DES MOINES – During the 20th Century when a young boy or girl wanted to know how to be an adult, they’d learn from the movies. This education was not from merely emulating the stars in Hollywood films. There were thousands of movies made for the classrooms that covered nearly every subject a young mind needed to absorb. And thousands of those 16mm films found their way into Skip Elsheimer’s A/V Geeks educational film center.

    Skip tours the country giving presentations of the films in various theaters, museums, art galleries and occasionally a classroom. He’s sharing another batch of gems in two new DVD sets from Kino. How to Be a Woman and How to Be a Man are instructional, inspirational and horrific. Strange to see what professionals thought was great advice. Here’s a little sampler from How to Be a Woman:

    Here’s an overview of How to be a Man:

    The footage of Skip at the AV Geeks archive was shot by me. It must also be revealed that Skip once lived in my closet. It was a really big closet. This was supposed to be an interview with Skip, but he had to go under the knife for surgery. We wish him a speedy recovery. Ironically he’s scheduled to screen various medical films at the Moore College of Art & Design in Philadelphia on January 23. Are you ready to see “Cell Wars” in the land of Parking Wars?

    The two sets received a major plug on CBS’s Sunday Morning that led to sell outs at Amazon. Both DVDs are back in stock. If you want to find out what various health films Skip has in the collection or tour dates, visit www.avgeeks.com.

    UNDERCOVER BLAHS

    Is CBS serious about airing Undercover Boss after the Super Bowl? The show looks about as interesting as watching a marathon of corporate inspirational videos. As if any of these bosses are going to show themselves as dispassionate boobs who spend more time on the phone with their brokers finding out when they can dump their stock options.

    I Get That a Lot is a Candid Camera segment that’s flatlined. As if anyone isn’t going to guess Gene Simmons or Paris Hilton is really working a minimum wage jog. What would be more interesting is getting Hollywood’s hard working supporting actors who appear in every film, but you don’t know their names. Where’s Jane Lynch, Stephen Tobolowsky or Glenn Plummer? Actors who people will wonder if they saw them in films or their college yearbook. That is comedy.

    The show I’m looking forward to is Fox’s Baptism of the Stars Thrill to the sight of Hollywood Heathens getting wet for Jesus. It’s going to be their big Easter special.

    EXTREME LEFTOVERS

    Can you imagine how bad it would be in the ’70s if you were at a party with James Caan, Warren Beatty and Wilt Chamberlain? What are the odds of you getting close to a woman’s phone number let alone her hotel room keys? If you saw their cars parked outside a nightclub, go home. You’d have better odds scoring at a convent. This trio slept with enough women to fill a World Cup stadium.

    Rumors now swirl that Rip Torn once had a threesome with Mrs. Butterworth and Aunt Jemima.

    DA PLANE

    For all the Retro TV action that’s taking place as either digital sub channels or on regular broadcast in certain places like Chicago, there’s a piece of programming missing. Does any channel in America have a Saturday night line up that includes The Love Boat and Fantasy Island? If you want to create a nostalgia night, why not give us Captain Stubbing and Mr. Rourke with a cast of 100s of stars as their guests? These were the ABC crown jewels with Ernie Anderson’s iconic voice warning us that if you didn’t have a social life, you could take a staycation with a cheap cruise and a tourist trap.

    For those of you who want to semi-recreate the night, you can get the first season of Fantasy Island and the first two seasons of The Love Boat on DVD. But it’d be sweeter if a plucky programming could reunite these cheesterpieces of the ’70s and ’80s on the night they mattered.

    REVISIT THIS BAND

    As part of desire to plan ahead, my new year’s resolution for 2011 is to make the J. Geils Band cool once more. And I’m not talking about the “Freeze Frame” and “Centerfold” era band that dominated MTV for a couple weeks. I’m talking about the band that wailed on “Whammer Jammer.” Peter Wolf is the type of vocal dynamo you don’t get anymore. He’s not merely singing. He’s calling in urgent air strikes on his baby’s heart. This is the type of music that shouldn’t be listened to in a smoke-free bar. Dig up the live stuff to get that shot of distilled mayhem.

    MORE FOOD

    Why do all these competition cooking shows send their chefs to Whole Foods with a $100 to buy all their groceries? Imagine how much more food they could buy a normal supermarket or even a farmer’s market with the same amount of cash. You can’t get a decent chicken thigh for less than $10 there.

    BLACK BELT FESTIVAL

    Jim Kelly is finally getting his due with Urban Action Collection. Three of his better films are on this low budget set with Black Belt Jones, Three the Hard Way and Hot Potato. You should know Kelly from his ass kicking turn in Enter the Dragon where he held his own with Bruce Lee and John Saxon. This trio contains more of his inner city karate skills. Three the Hard Way is a classic with Kelly teaming up with Jim Brown and Fred Williamson. The fourth film is Black Samson. I recently caught the trailer and it’s just strange. Rockne Tarkington roams the ghetto with a giant club and a full grown lion. Here’s a strange piece of trivia: Rockne was the only black actor to speak on The Andy Griffith Show. If you have a little left on your gift cards, enjoy those Badass Cinema classics of the ’70s if you have a little left on your gift cards. You might want to also pick up a bottle of Colt 45 Malt Liquor to properly appreciate the thespian greatness of Kelly and Tarkington.

    It’s a perfect appetizer while waiting for Black Dynamite.

    WORLD’S WORST DAD

    DVD SHELF

    Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs: The Totally Warped Animated Adventures attempts to revive the 22 year old Star Wars spoof as an Adult Swim-esque cartoon. They were smart enough to get Mel Brooks, Joan Rivers and Daphne Zuniga to voice their characters. Unfortunately RIck Moranis isn’t Darth Helmet. Instead were given Dee Bradley Baker with a rather forgettable tone. While they supposedly made 13 episodes, only 4 are included on the DVD. Fans of the movie will get a laugh or two from the continuing spoofs of science fiction films. However the series doesn’t go beyond the humor of the movie. Mel Brooks supposedly over saw the cartoons, but it seems he’s more concerned about Broadway adaptations of his old movies. There’s just little things missing from Spaceballs that makes it a pale impersonation of the original film instead of taking the characters to an animated galaxy.

    The Marine 2 stars Ted DiBiase Jr. instead of John Cena as the elite marine who bumps into trouble on his vacation. This time the WWE wrestler gets taken to a Thailand resort with his woman for the grand opening. Turns out a few of the locals aren’t liking the place. They attack the resort and take the VIP guests hostage. It’s up to DiBiase to take kick a little ass to get back his woman and lay down the international law. The biggest star in the film is Michael Rooker (Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer). He’s not even the villain which is good for DiBiase. Rooker is out of his league when given an evil role. DiBiase does play it a little more convincing than Cena in this sequel. It does help that the action is focused around the resort. The takeover scene is plays well with numerous explosions and an attack force wearing tribal masks while unloading automatic weapons. The bonus features include extended and deleted scenes with Muay Thai Fighting. Crack open a beer and enjoy the beatdowns courtesy of the son of the Million Dollar Man. You can also get it in Blu-ray to see a more vivid tropical terror.

    Make It Or Break It: Volume One, Extended Edition takes us inside the highly competitive world of female gymnastics. The pressure is on for these girls who have only a few years to achieve Olympic glory. The 10 episodes on the boxset introduce us to the hopefuls at the Rocky Mountain Gym. They call it “The Rock.” There’s a lot of politics to go along with the floor routines. A new Russian coach arrives with visions of making it big for his little trainees. This show is properly aimed at kids who like to watch gymnastics, but fear being flung through the air and tearing apart their knees. It allows people to realize there’s tons of hardwork and backstabbing before you can get on the balance beam.

    10 Things I Hate About You: Volume One adapts the teenage cinematic adaptation of Shakespeare’s Taming of the Shrew into a weekly series. Larry Miller returns in the role of Dr. Walter Stratford, but nobody else from the film steps down to the small screen. There’s a new Kat (Lindsey Shaw) and Bianca (Meaghan Jette Martin) giving strife to Patrick (Ethan Peck) and Cameron (Nicholas Braun). The series is aimed for the kids who think high school is the key to romance. Each week Bianca attempts to become part of the popular kids at school. This is followed up with another reason why Kat has to turn everything complicated. The show is a single camera 30 minute sitcom so things don’t get bogged down too long. This is a sitcom for the tween that wants more from the Heath Ledger movie.

    The Boys Are Back is Clive Owen (Children of Men) in a bit a weeper. He’s a sportswriter who loses his wife to cancer. He now has to deal with raising their young son and his teenage son from an earlier marriage. He’s got to find time between his work to care for the boys. It’s bit of a male version of a Lifetime film. Scott Hicks who directed Shine gives the tale an arthouse polish that elevates the material above a made for TV movie. If they remade this in America, Clive Owen would be begging for a slot on ESPN’s Around the Horn. It is refreshing to see a dad-centric film. Owen’s face shows the burden of his new life as single dad.

    Surrogates is about people who control androids so they no longer have to leave their houses. It’s kinda like Avatar without blue people, Roger Dean album cover landscapes and that pesky anti-American message brought to you by News Corp. Bruce Willis is the last human willing to roam society. He’s an FBI agent investigating the murder of a student linked to the creator of the robo-clones. Action director Jonathan Mostow and his crew keep the action tight and barely over 80 minutes. The film represents the rebirth of Jack Noseworthy. It’s a good entry for your Bruce Willis Buttkicking Marathon 2010. Bonus features include a commentary track from Mostow.

    I Heart Jonas brings together seven episodes of the series as a Valentine’s Day gift. Although this year, there will only be hearting done to Joe and Nick Jonas since Kevin is now married. The show does its hardest to make the three brothers act like the Monkees of the 21st century. The slow paced editing cuts down on the chaos and insanity that made the Monkees an iconic musical comedy. Also doesn’t help that the brothers aren’t secretly rebelling against their cute pop star image. They seem content being pure pop for a teen audience. They won’t be sneaking Frank Zappa onto the set. The highlight of this batch is “You’ve Just Been Jo Bro’d” with American Idol winner Jordin Sparks. Remember when she defended their promise rings against the foul mouth Russell Brand.

    thirtysomething: The Complete Second Season brings us the rise of Miles! Is he the savior to Michael and Elliot or their doom? This was a strike shortened season so there’s only 17 episodes. My favorite part is all that cutting edge ’80s technology and shoulder pads. Here’s a teaser for the show.

    The Keeper takes Steven Seagal out of his reality show and punches him back into the world of cinematic whoopass. He’s an ex-cop that was screwed over by his devious partner. He grabs a gig as a bodyguard to a rich guy’s daughter. However his bad luck streak continues when the gal gets kidnapped by mobsters. Seagal refuses to take a third strike on his record. He must track her down and bring the pain on those that would sully his reputation. It’s a modest production on scale with a Walker, Texas Ranger. Although they overload the explosives in Seagal’s gaze. There’s no bonus features. I wanted my Seagal audio commentary, but I guess he wants to keep the secrets of his industrial strength hairdo. It’s big non-thinking action fun from the TV cop.

  • Party Favors: French Fried

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    PARIS – When you want to escape to the Riviera without spending the vacation time, you can always catch a foreign film that captures the sea, sun and fun. The Girl From Monaco transports us to the principality nestled along the French coastline.

    Fabrice Luchini plays a Parisian lawyer who heads to the coast to defend a client accused of killing a Russian mobster. He gets distracted from the courthouse drama by a local weather girl (Louise Bourgoin). Can he get his mind back on the homicide? Or has he gone on vacation?

    The film is now out on DVD from Magnolia Home Entertainment. Director Anne Fontaine was willing to answer a few questions via email. Fontaine had been an actress in French cinema during the ’80s before stepping behind the camera as a writer-director. She also recently wrote and directed critically praised Coco Before Chanel.

    Party Favors: What was it like to direct Fabrice Luchini? Where there any references you used for him to understand the mindset of his character?

    Fontaine: I’ve known Fabrice Luchini for 25 years or so. We’ve been close friends all that time, and also worked together: I helped him to stage a monologue performance based on Louis-Ferdinand Céline. We toured the show here and there, including Monaco… The character of Betrand shares a number of traits with real-life Fabrice. So he had no problem understanding the part. His issues had more to do with the fear of exposing too much of himself. He was concerned with self-caricature, or self-indulgence.

    Party Favors: What made you realize that Louise Bourgoin was the right temptress for the part?

    Fontaine: I met with dozens of actresses, most of them more experienced than Louise… She combines several qualities, that are usually not going together: she is beautiful yet funny, sexy yet chic, versatile yet recognizable… It’s her ability to feature such diversity that makes her attractive.

    Party Favors: Is her style in forecasting the weather popular in the region?

    Fontaine: No, that’s completely fictitious. And, unlike in the US, France has no local TV stations worth the name.

    Party Favors: What did you do to make sure the film didn’t become a sex farce?

    Fontaine: I tried and led the actors to understand, support and care for their characters. I believe that when a relationship is genuine and “caring” between the actor and the part, the risk of being superficial (or “farcical”) is greatly reduced.

    Party Favors: What made you want to keep the score minimal?

    Fontaine: I don’t think it’s that minimal ( 20 minutes or so), but it’s restricted to the last third of the film. I wanted it to signal a change of tone, and a new shade in the story, as in “we’ve been mostly light and carefree until now, but there’s trouble ahead…”.

    Party Favors: Is there a term for people who arrive on the Mediterranean coast and forget themselves like “going native”?

    Fontaine: Not that I know of… the other way round (people from the provinces “going Parisian”) is more frequent, actually!

    Party Favors: Do you ever look at a promotional still of yourself on the set with the actors and ponder if you should have cast yourself in a role?

    Fontaine: I’ve been an actress a long time ago. Neither very successful, nor very good…And today, I feel much too busy on the set to think of myself in any other capacity. I’ve done a couple of cameos, not that long ago, for other directors. That’s fine. But I wouldn’t be comfortable casting myself!

    Party Favors: How long did you scout locations?

    Fontaine: The scouting proper was not very long ( two weeks, or so). But I’ve been to Monaco (which is tiny, anyway) a number of times, so I knew the area quite well.

    Party Favors: Is it more expensive to shoot in Monaco versus Paris?

    Fontaine: By and large, it’s comparable to the posh areas in Paris.

    Party Favors: What did you learn from making “The Girl from Monaco” that you used in Coco Before Chanel?

    Fontaine: Hard to tell specifically… I would only say that, in my opinion, unlearning is as crucial as learning.

    Party Favors: Do French women actually not care if their husbands have mistresses or is that a myth spread by American husbands wanting to use your culture as a “good example” of why their wives shouldn’t attack them with golf clubs?

    Fontaine: I’m not sure general rules really apply to these matters.

    MICK IS STONED AGAIN?

    With Ron Wood completely falling apart, seems the Rolling Stones are ready to cut him loose. Who could replace him without the Stones being reduced to a trio with backing musicians making another obvious cash grab tour?

    Our dubious connection that watched an episode of Knights of Prosperity says Mick Taylor is coming back after splitting 35 years ago.

    The Stones have had their spies lurking at Taylor’s club gigs scouting to see if he could be cleaned up and physically handle a World stadium tour. They understand the buzz of this reunion could help make this more than the usual “see the Stones before they finally retire” buzz.

    The Mick Taylor era is when the Stones earned their title as the greatest live band ever. The man brought the voodoo chords to “Brown Sugar” and “Midnight Rambler.” Just dig up the King Biscuit Flower Hour recordings of their ’73 European tour and feel the power.

    The ultimate plan for the tour is to have Bill Wyman rejoin them for a massive Wembley Stadium special. It’s a ’69 Stones reunion. One unnamed promoter declared that the TV rights would net as much as a Mike Tyson title fight.

    Nothing is solid, but with the amount of cash and attention that could be gained from such a move, Jagger and Richards aren’t in their usual “we don’t want to look back” attitude. This will also patch up their public black eye from the recent articles about how the Stones screwed Mick Taylor out of his royalties.

    The back up player if Mick Taylor can’t handle it: Eric Clapton. They don’t want to have to pay out Clapton cash. After Clapton the rumored guitarist will be a recent graduate of the School of Rock as part of an internship deal.

    MORE AWARDS

    Bob Crane Father of the Year Award goes to Tiger Woods. For months it seemed like Jon Gosselin had locked this title up. But in a historic post-Thanksgiving run, the golfing great came out of nowhere to inhale all the bad will generated by Jon upon his dumping a wife and 8 kids for a slew of skanks. On a fateful night Tiger went from the most boring superstar this side of Roger Federer to a meltdown masterpiece worthy of John Daly emotional trainwrecks. Turns out the father of two and husband of a hot Swedish wife was messing around with party girls, porn stars and a Perkins waitress. And loving it bareback with most of them. The best “denial” came from a porn star who claimed she wasn’t one of his mistresses since they’d only screwed during Tiger’s bachelor party. I bet there was rejoicing at this good news at Tiger’s house. For flaunting his family while banging a cellphone full of skanks, Tiger Woods is a Bob Crane kinda guy.

    Break Thru Actress is Eva Amurri. After years of toiling in minor roles, she took over the camera on this season of Californication as the college student by day and stripper by night. Sure she was fourth on Hank Moody’s totem pole of lovers, but she had the most upward possibilities. Her ability to turn up the sass and tease should lead to her playing a few amazing ex-wives in her career.

    Comeback Kid also goes to a Californication guest star: Rick Springfield. There are a lot of fans of “Jesse’s Girl” that had their eyes burned by seeing Rick in a devil’s three-way with Evan Handler. And it wasn’t any simple sex scene – Rick is pouring wax on her back while singing his hits.

    Nice Vagina Award goes to Billy Bush. I’m disgusted at Billy Bush being disgusted at everything he reports on his show. If you don’t like the filth, get out of the sty and let another news piggy wallow in the “truth.”

    Olympian to Watch: Katie Uhlaender has me skeleton crazy for the 2010 games. Why isn’t there a couples skeleton? The most exciting time you can have with a partner lying on top of you that doesn’t involve sponsorship from Trojan Condoms or Zippy Lube.

    MY TLC SHOW

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    10 Things I Hate About You: 10th Anniversary Edition reminds us that Heath Ledger was always a cinematic stud. The film is a high school version of The Taming of the Shrew that holds up a decade later. Joseph Gordon-Levitt ((500) Days of Summer) wants to hook up with Larisa Oleynik. The problem is she can’t date until her sister (Julia Stiles) also has a boyfriend. She’s not as sweets as her sister thus it looks like this day will never come. A solution comes in the shape of bad boy Heath Ledger being hired to woo Stiles. Can she resist his Aussie charms? The trio of Ledger, Stiles and Gordon-Levitt elevates this film above the average Shakespeare adaptation. The Blu-ray image brings out the elements that made Ledger a star. He did glow. The bonus features include deleted scenes and a fresh documentary that includes Ledger’s screen test. This is much more engrossing than your dull English teacher walking you through the text.

    All About Steve brings us back to Sandra Bullock’s creative focus on playing ugly characters that transform. In this case she’s emotionally ugly as a stalker. And not just any type of stalker, but one that is obsessed with a local TV news cameraman played by Bradley Cooper (The Hangover). Thomas Haden Church (Wings) is the reporter that isn’t getting Sandra’s groupie love. How can this be? The film is more goofy than witty. This isn’t a great comic follow up to The Hangover for Cooper. But it’s a dopey lazy Sunday afternoon Blu-ray for when Tiger Woods wants to unwind with his latest Las Vegas conquest. The high definition transfer makes me wonder how many man can resist Sandra no matter how insane she might be. The audio commentary includes all of the stars. A gag reel, deleted scenes and other bonus features are secondary to Cooper and Ken Jeong’s duet. These two ought to get their own lounge act in Vegas. There’s also a digital copy of the film so you can watch stalker Sandra while waiting in the airport.

    DVD SHELF

    The Clint Eastwood Collection gives us the four films that made Clint a cinematic cowboy icon. A Fistful of Dollars was his first spaghetti western with Sergio Leone in the director’s chair. The film remakes Yojimbo with Clint playing two rival gangsters for fools. This wasn’t like the usual horse opera. Eastwood drops his persona from Rawhide to become an amazing bad ass under the hat. For A Few Dollars More is a second dose of Sergio and Clint. He’s now a bounty hunter teaming up with Lee Van Cleef to go after a big time outlaw. Klaus Kinski is one of the baddies. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly is an epic of the spaghetti western genre. Clint’s The Good, Lee is The Bad and Eli Wallach is The Ugly. The DVD in this collection is the 179 minute cut from the 2005 special edition. Hang ‘Em High was Clint bringing his Italian cowboy action back to Hollywood. He’s a survivor of a lynching who wants to bring them to rope justice. Director Ted Post did the Saturday morning cult fave Ark II. Clint’s Sergio Leone trilogy and first major Hollywood is an essential part of any DVD collection.

    The Mickey Rourke Collection brings us back to the time when Mickey was a good looking guy whose face didn’t resemble a rump roast with eyeballs. The four films have star turns with the man whose career became dominated by boxing and little dogs in his pockets. “Pope of Greenwich Village launched Mickey and Eric Roberts as a dynamic duo. They’re hustlers working angles except one of them loses their thumb. A Prayer for the Dying teams him with Bob Hoskins for an IRA bomber tale. Desperate Hours is a hostage taking film that involves Anthony Hopkins. It was another of Michael Cimino’s comebacks. Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man is brilliant cheese with Don Johnson as the breaded cowboy biker. Mickey is the leather clad Harley. It’s kinda like a movie that Easy Rider‘s Billy and Captain America would have made if they wanted to remake Cobra. It’s one of the Action Trash Masterpieces during the Planet Hollywood Era. For newcomers eager to see the latest Iron Man villain, The Mickey Rourke Collection is a low budget peak to his origins.

    United States of Tara: The First Season brings together the talents of stripper/screenwriter Diablo Cody and theme park maven Steven Spielberg. The Showtime series is about a mother with dissociative identity disorder and a very understanding family. Toni Collette is amazing as she slips between being a drunken trucker, sassy teen and a ’50s TV mom. John Corbett (Northern Exposure is the husband forced to roll with the personality punches. Collette pulls off a difficult role without making it seem like a Jonathan Winters’ multiple personalities sketch. Sadly enough, the show is already dated since it seems to think MySpace is cool. How 2006. The boxset has all 12 episodes on 2 DVDs along with the season 3 first episode of The Tudors. The big bonus is an interview with Diablo Cody.

    Disney’s Winnie the Pooh, A Valentine For You: Special Edition bring together three episodes of the cartoon series. This is a fun gift for any little kids you might feel obligating in introducing them to the holiday without it getting mushy. “A Valentine For You” reminds us that a person doesn’t need to be limited by who they can love. You can add others without chucking out the old. This is a good message to little kids who think there’s best friend rationing. “Un-Valentine’s Day” deals with Tigger being over-zealous in giving out heart shaped cards. Remember that you’re best giving out more candy to people you like instead of flooding them with cards. “My Hero” has piglet going airborne with his kite. He saves Tigger from drowning and discovers the burden of being a hero. The bonus game is called “Catch the Love Bug. “You click to catch the bug in a jar. Included in the DVD is 6 little Pooh themed Valentine’s Days cards to give to your special friends.

    The New Adventures of Mighty Mouse: The Complete Series is the 1987 revival that had Ralph Bakshi (Cool World) and John Kricfalusi (Ren and Stimpy) in control of the rodent hero. While the series was intended for little kids on Saturday mornings, the humor leans a bit toward the attitude that now dominates Adult Swim. The 19 episodes poke fun at things like Rocky and Bullwinkle. When this originally aired, uptight parent groups swore there was a cocaine joke in the series. They include three original cartoons: “He Dood It Again,” “Gypsy Lifeand “Mysterious Package.” The best bonus feature is a 30 minute documentary about the show featuring all the key players discussing the revival. This is the perfect DVD set to blow a few gift cards on.

    Becker: The Third Season gives us another 24 visits with America’s crankiest doctor. John Becker (Ted Danson) doesn’t cure with kindness. He gets extra testy in “Smoke ’em If You Got ‘Em.” He attempts to quit smoking and the charm level dips. “Dr. Angry Head” is the Christmas special that involves Becker screwing up his back at a department store. “The Princess Cruise” has him booked on a gay cruise. Because it is ordered by the FCC, Brian Posehn appears in “The Ugly Truth.” Star Trek fans will get their ears in a point on “The TorMentor.” Turns out Becker’s favorite professor at Harvard was Leonard Nimoy. “Small Wonder” gives us Regis Philbin as a homeless man. This was his nightmare when Kathie Lee split. The season finale “Trials and Defibrillations” has Marvin Kaplan, the voice of Choo Choo from Top Cat. He can handle Becker after 8 seasons of Vic Tayback’s food on Alice.

    Kendra: The Complete First Season explores the union between Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend and NFL receiver Eric Baskett. The couple’s beginnings are a bit hazy since they met well she was still one of Hef’s “active” girlfriends as seen on The Girls Next Door. But after she left the mansion, they made their love public. Even though she was considered the wildest of the three girls, she quickly became a one woman guy with Hank. The episodes here go from their engagement on the Space Needle to their wedding at the Playboy Mansion. There’s also a secret surprise as the bridal shower becomes a baby shower. Can a relationship survive being constantly filmed? And how long can Hank handle the flaming Jonny Makeup? He’s like the rollerskating guy on Reno 911. The show is educational when it comes to a party girl’s lessons in becoming semi-domestic.

  • Party Favors: They Call Him Flipper

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    TACOMA – Who could imagine making a documentary about dolphins could lead to so much trouble. When director Louie Psihoyos exposed what the Japanese locals were doing to dolphins in Taiji, Japan in The Cove, he found himself a wanted man. This sea-side community celebrates their relationship with the dolphin. But there’s a darkside when they herd dolphins into a cove, sell the prized ones to aquariums for $150,000 each. The remaining dolphins are slaughtered and given to school kids as whale meat. He found himself wanted by the Japanese law for various charges including videotaping undercover police officers.

    Certain folks have defended this slaughter as cultural dining. How dare Americans protest what the Japanese eat. The falsely labeled dolphin meat has toxic levels of mercury. Remember that this is the same Japan that will shut off imports of American agriculture and livestock with the rumor of something being amiss. Yet they had no problem giving their children mercury poisoning.

    The Cove isn’t merely a talking heads with archival footage documentary. Psihoyos is a cameraman for National Geographic and part of Oceanic Preservation Society. He joins other activists in a clandestine effort to film the hidden slaughter. The film is an espionage thriller with hidden cameras, stealth operations and undercover cops. There’s also a supporting role from Heroes‘ Hayden Panettiere. The film recently won best documentary from the National Board of Review and is on the Academy Award shortlist for nomination eligibility.

    The Cove arrives on Blu-ray and DVD this December 8. Director Psihoyos called up the Party Favors hotline. Listen in as we discuss mercury poisoning, the impact the film has had on the dolphin slaughter and the Japanese legal system.

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    The Cove has already had an impact in popular culture with a South Park episode based on it.

    HUMPDAY EVERYDAY

    Always be careful when drinking with old college buddies because you never know what you’ll talk each other into doing to prove you’re not elderly sell outs. Such was the message of Humpday. The Sundance darling is one of my favorite comedies of the year. The Blu-ray and DVD have just been released. Stars Joshua Leonard and Mark Duplass called up the Party Favors hotline to discuss their buddy comedy.

    Humpday got its start with a chance meeting in the land of Starbucks and drizzle.

    “I met Lynn on the set of this movie called True Adolescents that I was acting in up in Seattle,” Duplass said. “She was doing stills. We knew of each other. We hit it off as filmmakers in what we believe in when in making movies: improvisation, naturalism and a strong plot. She said, ‘I want to build a movie around you.’ I said, Great, sounds like fun. She called me about a month later and said, ‘I have this idea for a movie about two straight guys who get obsessed with a porn film festival called Hump.’ It’s a real festival in Seattle. I immediately loved it. I said we should do it as two guys try to have sex with each other over the course of a weekend.”

    While Duplass was the first actor involved in the project, Shelton had him lined up for the vagabond pal.

    “She initially approached me about playing Andrew, the character that Josh plays. I had just played a similar character in a movie. Let me play the married guy. I’m married now so I know what its about. I’ll get a haircut and clean up. And at that point we brought Josh onboard.

    “I had not worked with Josh. Lynn said, ‘I don’t know anybody that could play this role.’ My brother Jay had just met Josh at a film independent lab that Jay was mentoring. Josh was a big fan of my brother and I’s first feature, The Puffy Chair. We were huge fans of what he’d done in The Blair Witch Project. More importantly, I didn’t know him that well, but I knew enough to know that we had a very special dynamic. Josh and I became friends very quickly and got very close very quickly. I think it had something to do that we are both very headstrong, very type A and have a ton of respect for each other. I really love him. We also have a side to our personalities that in this life it works great for us. In another life, if we’d been born on different sides of a battlefield, we could tear each other’s faces off. It something about that special love-hate bond that made it right for the role.”

    Leonard has a different memory of how he became part of the Humpday duo.

    “I got tricked into it,” Leonard declared. “I was dear friends with Mark Duplass. I knew of Lynn, but didn’t necessarily know her work. I was in New York doing a play when I got an email from Mark, who I adore as my friend and think the world of as a filmmaker. He said, ‘You want to play my best friend in this movie?’ I said absolutely, man. I’d love to as long as we can work the schedule out. He sent me an email back saying, ‘Great. Remember that you’ve already committed to it. It’s a film about two straight guys who try to make a gay porn.’ To which I responded, ‘OK. I trust your taste, but please, as my friend, never let me commit to anything without asking what it’s about first.’”

    Since the movie was improvised, the principles had to focus on the characters’ history.

    “We worked with some backstory, Josh, Lynn and I had these little summits in the backroom of my house in L.A. We had one particular long weekend were we stayed up and talked about the history of the guys. What we quickly came up with was they were best friends in college, but more importantly best friends at that time in life when the world seems open. You’re cocky, young and brash and feel like you can do anything. That reminds them, now in their early 30s, that they’ve lost that spark and they’ve lost that way. They want it back. And they are constantly colliding into each other trying to figure out how to get that back. They come up with a ridiculous way of doing it.”

    The idea of the duo making the gay porn comes up during a small party. While the characters are seen drinking, Were other libations supposed to be ingested during the scene?

    “There was a little bit of pot smoking going on if you can catch it,” Duplass said. “It was the pot and alcohol. We talked about the idea of taking it deeper into drugs. But we didn’t want to cheapen it and make it seem like it was just the drugs speaking. We wanted to get them tipsy enough that they could do it, but not so tipsy that it wasn’t rooted in their desires.”

    During this talk of gay sex at the party, Leonard’s character gets frisky with Monica played by Lynn Shelton. Was that a perk for the part?

    “I do wind up making out with Lynn” said Leonard. “That was my one contractual stipulation. I had to make out with the director. I try to put that in all my contracts. This is the first time it worked out.”

    Duplass also had his time making out with a woman before heading off to the hotel room with Leonard. Alycia Delmore played his wife. They built up their relationship using 21st century help.

    “We talked on the phone and did some iChats ahead of time,” Duplass said. “We both had a pretty good understanding of our characters so we didn’t really talk to much about backstories between them. Alycia had such a good grasp of her character and it’s such a tough character to play. It can so easily become the cuckold who doesn’t know what’s going on and is not intelligent or the person that knows everything that’s going on and is a shrew. She rode that fine line so well, I followed a lot of her leads on these things. It was my job to bring her all the terrible news and feel her reaction.”

    The interaction between the cast and crew helped the improv story take shape. “It was a team effort completely,” Leonard said. “It was one of those rare scenarios where the best idea always won and it didn’t matter whose it was. Nobody cared where it came from.”

    And it seemed that nobody in the crew knew how the film was going to end.

    “We shot the whole film in sequence and that was the last scene we shot,” Duplass said. “While each scene was improvised, they were very plotted out where the characters wanted to go. The final scene we didn’t do any plotting or what should or could or would happen. We were checking into a motel at 7 o’clock tonight and checking out tomorrow morning at seven a.m. We’ll see what we get. We were shooting 50 minute takes. Just going and going and going. Interestingly enough, on the first take we did, about 80 percent of what we did in that first take is in the movie. At that point you know your characters so well, you’re living them, you just follow your instincts.”

    The one buggy thing about the motel scene was there wasn’t a tripod on the videocamera. Why didn’t they have the essential tool for the aspiring home porn stars who want to be able to use all hands in the action?

    “We didn’t want to get too involved in the semantics of it,” Duplass said. “Ben is trying to decide at the last minute if he’s going to go or not based on the conversation with his wife. Because it’s so last minute he’s only able to come up with this home videocamera approach. There’s a purity to that being less about anything technical and more about saying, it doesn’t matter what equipment we have. It’s all about capturing the moment.”

    In the hotel room for those twelve hours was Mark, Josh, the cameraman, the soundguy and director Lynn Shelton running a camera. How did the duo keep up the awkward feeling through out the night?

    “It wasn’t that difficult,” Leonard said. “I was standing with my buddy in my not particularly toned body in my boxer shorts trying to figure out a way to make sweet love to him.”

    Neither actor felt the pressure to spend months in the gym to achieve Mario Lopez six packs. “Fortunately for press purposes we can tell everyone that we both gained weight for the roles,” Leonard said. “Raging Bull ain’t got nothing on us.”

    Both men have been busy over the last year. Leonard played Jane Adam’s boyfriend on HBO’s Hung. He’s unsure if he’ll be in the upcoming season. “I haven’t even talked to those guys about that,” he said.

    Most of his attention is focused on a bigger project. “I just directed a feature based on a T. Coraghessan Boyle story called The Lie. It’s about a guy who doesn’t want to go to work so he lies to his boss that his newborn baby has just died. The movie takes place in the ensuing five days between the time that the guy throws a grenade on his life and when it blows up in his face. It was done the same way. We arced out the treatment and improvised the dialogue. Ben Kasulke who shot Humpday shot this one.

    “It was the coolest group of people. It was literally one of those experiences where I called all my favorite actor friends and had them come out for a couple days. We had a five month old baby as the third lead. It was not an easy shoot.” The film stars Jane Adams, Kelli Garner, Allison Anders and Holly Woodlawn.

    Duplass’ upcoming film with his brother Jay Duplass will be screened at the upcoming Sundance. You might have caught him on FX’s The League. He’s the stud of a fantasy football league.

    “We had a series of meeting with the creators of The League that went on for about six months,” he said. “I was concerned about my schedule doing a TV show since my brother and I have a pretty hefty writing-directing career. We work a lot. They said, we really want you. They guaranteed me a small amount of time that I have to work on the show.”

    Coincidentally in the first episode, there’s a moment that deals with him and anal penetration. Does he fear being typecast as the heterosexual guy with the tempting backdoor?

    “I’m hopeful, really,” Duplass said. “Jack Black plays musicians. I play the butthole guy. We’ve both got our niche.”

    DIDN’T YOU DIE

    Joshua Leonard might look somewhat familiar since he was in The Blair Witch Project. I inform Leonard that I spent a year worried about him after being shown the original teaser almost a year before the release when it was still supposedly real. I kept calling a pal to find out what was on the discovered film. Had the filmmaking trio been located?

    “You weren’t the one who called my parents to offer your condolences?” Leonard asked. “Right when stuff first started coming out, they got a lot of condolence calls. They took that reality marketing to the nth degree.”

    FESTIVUS SPECIAL

    Happy Festivus. Now prepare to wrestle me for the last slice of meatloaf!

    TIGER TRAPPED

    Tiger Woods has let his fans down not because he had an affair, but because he screwed a skank from VH1’s Tool Academy. He’s the greatest golfer in the universe worth billions and he dumpster dives for a mistress. How exactly did he expect discretion from a celebutard?

    It’s a miracle he can stand steady and focus on a putt since VH1 ought to be VD1 with their toxic dating pool. I often visit a health clinic for testing after accidentally exposing myself to For the Love of Ray J. Can you catch crabs from sitting too close to the TV?

    No wonder his wife went after him with a golf club. Tiger was on the slippery slope of scooping up Brett Michael’s Rock of Love rejects as they fall from the bus. Tiger Woods might have ended up in a Devil’s threeway with Flavor Flav if Mrs. Woods didn’t break out the pitching wedge. That’s the rehab Dr. Drew needs to dish out.

    INVEST NOW

    Too many people have been caught up in Fox News’ conspiracy to inflate gold prices on the rumor of an upcoming robot holocaust religious war. Why in the middle of a Road Warrior future is gold really a good investment?

    I watch enough warriors of the apocalypse films. It is my supremely educated opinion that in such a bleak scenario, there’s only two investments for the smart survivalists: water and hot young women. Which means you can get rich in the ground floor of a hot market. Party Favors wants your unwanted water and hot young women with Cash4H20andHOS. Just call our hotline number and we’ll send you an insured envelope. Fill the envelope with water and women and mail it back. Our professional experts will grade the contents and we’ll send you a check. Remember to not send us your crazy girlfriend. Even radioactive mutant freaks don’t want them or crazy cat ladies. They might want the cats for appetizers. You can send them to Cash4Cats.

    Don’t delay and quit listening to Glenn Beck with his gold lies. Call 1-800-Cash4H20andHOS before the FBI shuts us down again.

    MR DVD

    Did anyone expect Wes Anderson’s The Fantastic Mr. Fox to completely implode upon wide release? How can you go wrong with distributing a kid’s film during the Christmas season? Earlier in the fall Spike Jonze’s adaptation of Maurice Sendak’s Where the Wild Things Are earned over $75 million. How did Anderson’s version Roald Dahl’s Fox barely adaptation of Fox not even clear a third of Wild Things opening week and fall off the Top 10 chart by the second weekend? Was it too adult for kids and too childish for adults? Was nobody interested in a Paddington Bear-esque stop-motion animation flick? Or was it that Anderson’s cinema aesthetic has cooled off the folks that might have been curious in seeing Fox? Who became the target of producer Scott Rudin’s Monday morning bagel missile?

    Seeing how this is Anderson’s third consecutive theatrical thud, is it time he gets his name moved down below the title since it’s obviously not a great selling point? Forget judging the ticket sales against the rumored budgets. Five of his six theatrical releases didn’t earn enough money at the box office to cover the cost of advertising, promotions and striking 35mm prints. His core audience seems to be people who eager to collect the Criterion Collection discs of his movies. He’s a home video superstar star like a 21st Century Andrew Stevens except he’s got Bill Murray instead of Shannon Tweed.

    SEASONAL WISHES

    If I have one Christmas wish, it’s the return of saxophonists in the world of Rock music. Don’t let Kenny G. make the sax an instrument of wussdom.

    If I can get a second one: Joel McHale and Patrick Warburton each need to host Saturday Night Live this season. Enough with the barely talented tweens stretching on the show.

    Final wish would be simple – scratch and win on a Ric Flair lottery ticket.

    CHRISTMAS GIFTS

    This year’s annual Christmas gifts to grab have been mixed up. First off is Warners deciding to not come out with Looney Tunes – Golden Collection, Volume 7. They also held back on putting out anymore Popeye cartoons. So much for real vintage cartoons this year. However there are the megasets of Transformers: 25th Anniversary Matrix of Leadership Edition and G.I. Joe A Real American Hero: Complete Collector’s Set that gives all their ’80s animated goodness.

    Normally I’d list Saturday Night Live: The Complete Fifth Season as a must grab. This was the season with the last of the Not Ready for Prime Time Players after Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi left. This was the end of the Buck Henry hosted episodes. Ultimately this is the last season of SNL that I’d willing pick up as boxset. Recently the first four seasons have been going at various stores for $15 instead of $70. I can wait till the price drop hits.

    There is one thing on my must get list: The Complete Peanuts 1971-1974 contains volume 11 & 12 in the series. This is the time when Lucy and Linus get their brother Rerun. Also the birth of Joe Cool takes center stage. There’s still 25 years to go before Charles Schulz ended the strip. This should be a constant gift under the tree until 2016. Hope the world doesn’t end in 2012 cause I do want to see what I missed in the ’90s.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    G-Force seemed like a joke movie poster in Tracy Morgan’s 30 Rock dressing room. Turns out they did make a film about a pack of guinea pigs that are high tech secret agents with beyond Bond gadgets. The CGI pets are voiced by major stars like Morgan, Steve Buscemi, Penelope Cruz, Jon Favreau and investment guru Nic Cage. Their unit become victims of government cutbacks. They’re returned to the pet store, but you know their fate won’t be stuck in a kindergarten. They must save the world. Kelli Garner of The Lie also shows up in human form. The Blu-ray looks good with the furry fury of the G-Force. The boxset also includes the DVD and a digital copy so you want watch it on an iPod. There’s plenty of bonus features with Jerry Bruckheimer showing us how he made Nic Cage finally have believable hair in a film. G-Force is the perfect mindless film to watch while enjoying the egg nog this Christmas.

    Star Trek: The Original Series – Season 3 Blu-ray completes the Kirk and Spock TV years in 1080p. Like the previous editions, viewers can choose between the original effects and the enhanced HD CGI effects. The reason to get this set is “The Way to Eden” with the invasion of the Space Hippies! Charles Napier (Russ Meyer superstar and Squidbillies sheriff) riffs galactic groovy tunes on his futuristic guitar. Napier’s jaw was made for HiDef. Amongst the large amounts of bonus features is an early cut of “Where No Man Has Gone Before” that’s never been released. This was the second pilot with Kirk finally in the captain’s chair. They didn’t get to the end of their five year mission.

    World’s Greatest Dad ruined my belief that Robin Williams is a complete sell out whore. How much hope could there be for him after crapping out Man of the Year and RV. Thankfully Bobcat Goldthwait brought him back to the delicious dark side of comic genius. Williams is a failed writer who is about to get fired from his high school for an unpopular poetry writing course. His son (Spy Kids‘s Daryl Sabara) is a gross teen who likes scat sex videos. Robin lives to flirt with the art teacher (Alexi Gilmore). Things go extremely bad when his son dies in hangs himself while jacking off. Robin does what any parent does in such a case – zips up his son’s pants and makes it look like a normal suicide. He writes a suicide note on the kid’s computer to explain this sad end. The letter becomes a hit. Robin exploits his son’s ghost to rejuvenate his own writing career. How far will he go to achieve success? It just gets extremely uncomfortable as Williams finally gives a performance that just won’t play for the braindead that loved Bicentennial Man. It’s such a relief that Bobcat was able to remind us that Robin Williams isn’t just a schmaltz fiend.

    Taxi: The Final Season wraps up a prime sitcom in its fifth season. NBC picked up the show for what wasn’t the great ratings comeback. The big focus for a lot of the episodes were Latka (Andy Kaufman) and Simka (Carol Kane). “The Shloogel Show” is their little party for the rest of the gang. Rev. Jim also dominates the action. “Jim’s Inheritance” has him up for his dad’s fortune. His blood thirsty siblings want him ruled incompetent so they’d control the inheritance. It’s up to Alex (Judd Hirsch) and Louie (Danny DeVito) to back up his semi-sanity. “Scenskees from a Marriage” discloses Latka having a fling with a female cabbie. As punishment, they throw a party. The last male guest will sleep with Simka. “Crime and Punishment” gives the usually quiet Jeff (J. Alan Thomas) an episode. He gets framed for Louie skimming money. He finds himself being arrested. Will Louie confess or let his assistant take the rap? The big finale isn’t really a farewell episode with “Simka’s Monthlies.” She’s going to be deported. Judging how lame other sitcom farewells have been, it’s appreciated that Taxi didn’t wrap it up. We can still dream that Elaine Nardo (Marilu Henner) is hacking around Manhattan.

    The Fugitive – Season Three, Volume Two contains the final 15 black and white episodes of this four year chase. No longer would Dr. Richard Kimble (David Janssen) hide in the shadows. “Wife Killer” pours on the pressure when Kimble kidnaps the Man with One Arm. Can he coax a confession and finally gain his freedom? Not to spoil the ending, but there are more episodes. “This’ll Kill You” puts Kimble in the employment of Mickey Rooney at a laundry. “Stroke of Genius” makes Telly Savalas play Beau Bridges’ son. Did Lloyd sign off on this? Telly’s brother George has a bit part. “With Strings Attached” presents Donald Pleasence an almost young. “The White Knight” lets future Mission: Impossible star Steven Hill and Arrested Development‘s Jessica Walter have a forbidden affair with Ted Knight (Too Close For Comfort) investigating. “In a Plain Paper Wrapper” unleashes a mean Kurt Russell under the direction of Richard Donner. Only one more year and Kimble’s entire flight from justice will be captured on DVD.

    Perry Mason – Season 4, Volume 2 gives a dozen cases that twist like pretzel justice. “The Case of the Wintry Wife” goes boom when an inventor’s lab explodes. Michael Fox plays the autopsy surgeon. He’s the reason why there’s a Michael J. Fox. “The Case of the Angry Dead Man” has a rich guy gets declared dead even though he survived a near drowning. After a few days of being a ghost, he really does turn up dead. “The Case of the Barefaced Witness” presents Adam West. Always fun to see Batman tangle with Perry Mason (Raymond Burr). “The Case of the Grumbling Grandfather” creaks with Gavin MacLeod (The Love Boat). This is still my favorite legal series with it’s black and white certainty. There’s five more seasons to go.

    Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie – Extended Edition should be your go to holiday gift if you’ve got an elementary school niece. While doing an informal chat with 8 year old girls, I discovered that Selena Gomez has stolen all of Miley Cyrus’ heat. Gomez is part of a family of wizards-in-training. Her dad is played by David DeLuise, Dom’s son. The family goes on vacation and Gomez casts as spell that might wipe the family off the map. The only thing that can reverse her screwed up spell is the “Stone of Dreams.” Imagine the hours of silence as the kids leave you around during post Christmas cool down.

    The Tudors The Complete Third Season gives us even more of Henry VIII’s wives. Anne Boleyn met the axe so now Henry (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) is on the prowl for a third wife. He’s also dealing with an insurrection upset at the ousting of the Catholic Church from England. Mostly they hate Thomas Cromwell (James Frain). Jane Seymour is next on base. She knows it’s all about popping out a boy to maintain her head. I don’t want to spoil this for those who skipped English history class, but Jane didn’t live for centuries to create the Open Hearts design. Henry remarries Anna of Cleeve (singer Joss Stone). This is a gutsy role since Stone is savaged as trollish. He moves onto Katherine Howard. She’s quite the minx. There’s only 8 episodes for this season even with three fresh wives in the mix. The next season on Showtime will wrap up Henry’s serial marrying ways along with his life. This is truly a classy production that properly relates history by mixing education with Cinemax After Dark moments.

    The Girl From Monaco tangles legal work with a romantic playground. Fabrice Luchini is a major lawyer with strange ticks. He heads to Monaco to defend a notorious character. However the lawyer has plans to drop his legal briefs for Louse Bourgoin. She’s messing with his mind as you’d expect from a vixen of her calibre. When she’s in pure seduction mode, you’ll forget there’s a film going on. He forgets he has a paying client as he goes native. Always nice to have a Riviera tale on the TV screen while it’s getting nippy outside.

    Chai Lai Angels: Dangerous Flowers is a Thai flavored take on Charlie’s Angels. This isn’t a carbon copy since you get five female undercover agents. The quintet are brought onto a case to protect the daughter of a professor and martial arts master. Gangsters swear she knows where to find the Andaman Pearl. She needs help from the Angels. There’s plenty of over the top action with plenty of the ladies kicking mobster ass. There’s a sweet car explosion that doesn’t look CGI enhanced. This is so much better than those Drew Barrymore Charlie’s Angels movies. The bonus features include music videos that introduce the five undercover agents.

  • Party Favors: Hock Till You Drop

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    PAWNEE, OKLAHOMA – There’s what it’s worth and then there’s how much somebody is willing to pay for it. The History Channel’s Pawn Stars doesn’t merely give pie in the sky appraisals to people for their heirlooms like the Antiques Roadshow. The Harrison family of Las Vegas’ The Gold and Silver Pawn Shop tells dreamers how much grandma’s wedding ring is worth in cash from the register.

    Richard Harrison is the patriarch of the family who founded the store. His son Rick is has grown up in the business. Decades ago he hustled counterfeit designer bags. Now he has to break it to people that their antiques are worthless. Son Corey is learning the ropes while his buddy Chumlee gets tangled up in them.

    In anticipation of the new season starting Nov. 30 on the History Channel, Rick Harrison called up the Party Favors to chat about life at the Pawn Shop, breaking bad news and why people can’t pawn their timeshares. We disclose the source of Chumlee’s nickname. Also I get the harsh news about my Hedge Fund that invested heavily in Pokemon cards.

    Here’s our conversation:

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    Remember to tune in and watch people cry when they discover grandpa lied to grandma about her solid gold wedding ring.

    YES WE DID IT!

    People often wonder how much power is there in the Party Favors. We’ve put Amish curses on Blockbuster and Yahoo for screwing us. Can an entertainment column on the internet make positive things happen? We’re proud to announce that the Party Favors Campaign to Get Gordon Willis A Life Achievement Oscar has been shut down. Remember the column when Chuck McCann promised to get the ball rolling at the Academy?

    Interview: Chuck McCann

    It happened! Willis now has his little golden man. We can proclaim victory in Hollywood.

    Willis was the cinematographer on The Godfather, The Godfather, Part II, Annie Hall and Manhattan. What do those four films have in common? Amazing cinematography that wasn’t even nominated for an Oscar. Are we really supposed to believe the cinematography of Earthquake, The Towering Inferno and Murder on the Orient Express was better than his Prince of Darkness’ signature work on The Godfather, Part II? Manhattan was bumped for 1941 and The Black Hole. Remember that you are nominated by your peer group. Thus Willis was the victim of West Coast cameramen bias. This slighting needed to be fixed. Which is why Chuck McCann was begged to put in the good word for Willis.

    We don’t know how much Chuck McCann’s effort led to Gordon Willis getting his due, but we at the Party Favors are eternally grateful to him for his help.

    They presented the lifetime Oscars at a non-televised ceremony last weekend. This made me feel like Willis had once more been screwed along with fellow honorees Roger Corman and Lauren Bacall. The Academy posted video of the dinner and ceremony on the internet and I was wrong. It was the perfect night. It was about enjoying the company of the trio and not merely the crowd wanting the ceremony to go faster so they can discover if they’re winners. We would have been denied Caleb Deschanel’s tribute with the time constraints of Oscar night. This new ceremony was an evening for careers and fine food to be savored.

    http://www.oscars.org/video/watch/ga_2009_08_bridges_willis.html

    If only it was this easy to get Todd Rundgren into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

    BACKSEAT BIKER

    On the recent Sons of Anarchy where the guys ended up in jail, they were all so nervous about getting sodomized by other inmates. The bikers should have been more worried about one of their own. Jax (Charlie Hunnam) has a history from when he was a 15 year old having rump ranger action with the mayor of Baltimore (Aidan Gillen) back in Manchester, England. Shocking? Underneath that blond beard lurks the babyface hero of the original Queer As Folk.

    In case your curious on seeing the early days of Jax, episodes of his Queer As Folk are now on Hulu at

    http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi3150774809/

    You might not want to watch it with your Hog in the room.

    GAMESHOW LEGEND PASSES

    We send our condolences to the friends and family of Ken Ober, the host of MTV’s Remote Control. He was ringleader of the last great TV quiz show. There in his parent’s basement he hosted a show with Colin Quinn and Marisol Massey (replaced by three other gals over the years). I truly wanted to be a contestant, but they mainly pulled people out of New York colleges. Spurting out pop culture trivia while sitting in a recliner and flicking a remote is my natural state. In case you need to remember the sheer coolness of the show and Ober’s wit, here’s a clip:

    Back in ’87, I had dreams of Marisol caressing my fridge and promising cool CDs inside. I also had nightmares of Colin Quinn stealing my Trans Am. Mostly I had daydreams of Ober shocked as I dominate the dial with my TV knowledge.

    Ken Ober will be missed by those who enjoyed a great gameshow. His headshot deserves to be enshrined with the other legendary quizmasters that were on the wall behind him on the wall. Was he buried in a Craftmatic Casket?

    DOUBLE THE OFFER!

    Because of his money troubles, I’m willing to double by offer to $40 if Nic Cage will play me in my Christmas video. Granted I need to jack up the rate since he’ll have to work opposite a baby. So drop us a line, Nic Cage if you want the tempting gig. There will be turkey and you can work without a toupee to match me. If you’re really good playing me, I’ll toss in the Elvis Trivia Game. Nic, this will look better on your resume than Bangkok Dangerous.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    Scrubs: The Complete Eighth Season – Blu-ray brings more definition to Zach Braff’s stubble beard. After NBC canceled the show during the 7th season, ABC revived the medical comedy in hopes of transplanting the vital characters. This season would allow Braff to transition off the show and a new group of residents to learn the world of medicine at Sacred Heart. Aziz Ansari started off as the new Turk, but skipped out for Parks and Recreation. Courtney Cox took over for Ken Jenkins as Chief of Medicine. While she’s alluring, she massively cut throat. “My ABC’s” features a visit from Elmo, Grover and Oscar the Grouch. “My Finale” is a two-parter that takes us through what’s supposed to be Braff’s final day at the hospital. Will he get the big send off? The 19 episodes are spread over 2 discs. The bonus features include bloopers, deleted scenes and alternate lines. They also toss in the webisodes. The highlight is a clip show of all the nasty things John C. McGinley has called Braff over 8 seasons. The new season is slated to start Dec. 1 on ABC. Braff is set to appear in half the episodes. So it wasn’t really his finale after all. The 1080p image makes you want to sanitize your hands before pressing play.

    DVD SHELF

    Hogan’s Heroes: The Komplete Series, Kommadant’s Kollection brings together all six seasons of the greatest sitcom about Nazi POW camps along with a fresh bonus DVD. This is the series that launched the career of Bob Crane as Col. Hogan. Below Stalag 13 is an underground Allied operation that constantly sabotages the Nazi’s latest plans. Col. Klink (Werner Klemperer) has no idea and Sgt. Schultz (John Banner) remains in complete denial. “I see nothing!” is his mantra. Hogan’s crew includes Cpl. Newkirk (Richard Dawson), Sgt. Kinch (Ivan Dixon), Cpl LeBeau (Robert Clary) and Sgt. Carter (Larry Hovis). The 28 DVD set is loaded with fresh extras including an extended version of the pilot with the network introduction. There’s clips of Werner getting his Emmys. Ever wonder how this show played in Germany? There’s an episode with the Allied speaking like their captures. They even have the Mad Magazine spoof. For those who want to see the uncut episodes instead of the messed up versions on TVLand, this boxset is a must buy.

    Mystery Science Theatre 3000: XVI (Limited Edition) brings the holidays home with a miniature Tom Servo. First off there’s the Mexican seasonal hit Santa Claus. This might be one of the few holiday flicks to have Santa battling Satan. Talk about the perfect viewing for Christmas Eve. They even include “Santa Clause Conquers The Devil: A 50-Year Retrospective” which gives amazing details about the film’s history and release. Night of the Blood Beast includes the amazing bonus feature of all the introductions of Turkey Day 95 for the MST3K marathon. You can see the movie with the original Turkey Day debut breaks or the breaks that were included with the reruns. Warrior of the Lost World is a out of control Italian action film starring the guy from The Paper Chase and the Bald Woman from Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Prepare your eyes for the glory of Megaweapon! Director David Worth contributes an interview to explain how film was birthed after he’d shot two Clint Eastwood films. The Corpse Vanishes is another first season episode with Josh Weinstein as the voice of Tom Servo and Dr. Erhardt. This Bela Lugosi classic has him as a Mad Scientist that must sacrifice young virgin women to keep his aging wife beautiful. If you want to boost your holiday spirits, get yourself a vat of egg nog and the limited edition version of MST3K: XVI. The mini-Tom Servo looks perfect on top of the Christmas tree.

    The Merry Gentleman is Michael Keaton’s directorial debut after three decades of being a movie star. Luckily he used his showbiz connections to hire Michael Keaton to be the lead in his film. He’s an efficient hitman who gets the job done without being flashy. Kelly McDonald (Trainspotting) gets out of an abusive relationship and finds a new life. Their paths cross when he suspects she makes him on a hit. He wants to clean her off the slate to keep her from talking to a police sketch artist. When he puts his sights on her, he can’t quite pull a trigger. Does he aim for her head or heart? They are connected by more than just a crime angle. This is worthy addition to the hitman genre. Keaton has created film that mirrors his patient and low-key assassin. The main bonus feature is a 15 minutes behind the scenes documentary that shows Keaton making his big move behind the camera.

    Is Anybody There? gives us Michael Caine without him being a servant to Batman. Edward (Bill Milner) is a young boy growing up in his parents’ retirement home. It’s a world where every few weeks he gets to find another dead tenant. Things aren’t happy. Clarence (Caine) is a magician that moves into the house, but isn’t happy at his elderly fate. He’s still got a few tricks up his sleeve. The kid gets the old man to rejuvenate his act. It’ll be interesting to see if Michael Caine gets a Best Actor nomination since he’s got that Caine charm working when he’s pulling items out of the air. He can still do more than iron the Dark Knight’s cape. Bonus feature is deleted scenes.

    My One and Only is part of George Hamilton’s life. Before he achieved an amazing bronze tan and played Evel Knievel, this future icon had a messed up family life. His mom (Renee Zellweger) is a Southern debutant that’s been transplanted to New York City. She gets sick of her cheating band leader husband (Kevin Bacon). Instead of a prolonged divorce, she hits the road with George (Logan Leman) and his brother Robbie (Mark Rendall). The point of the trip is to find a new husband. She finds prospects in Chris Noth (Sex and the City) and Steven Weber (Wings). The film explains how George Hamilton found his true compass. Zellweger comes off credible as the mother of two older boys. This gets my Doug Wilson seal of approval. The DVD is only available at Target.

    Humpday is a great small film. Mark Duplass has settled down with his wife, Alicia Delmore. They’re working on having a baby. His old college buddy, Joshua Leonard arrives in town and reminds him of his wild times. During a drunken party, they hear about an amateur porn festival. The blitzed Duplass swears they can win it with a video featuring him and Leonard having gay sex even though they’re not gay. When he sobers up, he still wants to make this project happen and not let it be merely talk. His wife isn’t really supportive. Can they pull off this “gay for first prize” video? Humpday is the bastard child of Patti Rocks. This film shall grow in stature over the years as a charming shaggy buddy flick.

    The Canyon reminds us once again of the perils of visiting vacation spots and saving a few bucks by not going as part of a tourist package. Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck) and Eion Bailey are on their honeymoon after an elopement. He dreams of taking his new wife into the Grand Canyon on a mule ride. The thing is you have to plan ahead to get on a legit mule caravan to the bottom of the canyon. The Rangers like to know who is inside the region. Eion hooks up with a grizzled local (Will Patton) who swears he can deliver for less than the official tours. When they get to the canyon floor, the couple discover something else about their guide. This is a pure honeymoon from hell that remind all couples that they should spend those post-nuptial days ordering room service instead of adventuring in the great outdoors.

    Melrose Place: Fifth Season, Volume 2 ought to include a U-Haul truck since so many of the regulars depart on these episodes. Grant Show, Marcia Cross and Laura Leighton turn in their keys. Which makes me ponder, did they get back their security deposits or did all the debauchery stain the carpet? Moving into the complex is Alyssa Miano. Still running the place is ball buster Heather Locklear. She makes sure things don’t get too normal in the 14 episodes over 3 DVDs. Actually in the final episode Laura Leighton has a bit more dramatic departure than just driving off for her honeymoon in “Who’s Afraid of Amanda Woodward?” Strangely enough, she and Heather Locklear are now on the CW’s revival of the series.

    Beverly Hills, 90210: The Eighth Season is all about Kelly and Brandon’s wedding. The gang have now gotten out of college life and are into the real world. Or as real of a world that can handle Ian Ziering’s hair. The season starts with Donna dragging everyone to Hawaii. Near tragedy hits when Kelly gets shot by a drive-by shooter in the LAX parking lot. She recovers with a nasty bit of amnesia. This memory loss helps them grow as a couple cause she can enjoy his sideburns like the first time and without memories of Luke’s sideburns. The 30 episodes are spread over 7 DVDs. Only two more seasons left till the tale of the zip code is completed. Season 9 is slated for Feb. 2.

    Janky Promoters reunite Friday‘s Ice Cube and Mike Epps, but instead of just hanging out and smoking weed, they’re two hustling concert promoters. After working on the low as Janky Promoters, they get their major chance at the big times when they book Young Jeezy. If they can work his concert right, they might be able to go legit or at least not be viewed as slime. It’s nice to see Ice Cube playing a character that doesn’t seem like it was originally written for an Eddie Murphy kiddie movie. You should watch this with a chilled bottle of St. Ides.

    Kobe Doin’ Work: MVP Limited Edition is an extended version of Spike Lee’s documentary on the Lakers’ star point guard. He has dozens of cameras focused on the player for a single game. The concept is lifted from Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait. In that film, French soccer hero Zidane is only heard by what he says on the pitch. However Spike let Kobe narrate the video and it’s ultimately a man who is in love with his own publicity. We don’t get a fresh examination of the star who only a few years ago was fighting a rape charge (which was settled out of court) and is now sold as America’s new sweetheart. Spike allows Kobe to control the ball and the narrative. For a non-Kobe fan, this is rather annoying. Maybe because TNT cameras are always focused on Kobe during a game, there’s nothing major revealed about his style or demeanor. Bonus features include a video from Bruce Hornsby and an ESPN behind the scenes of the extensive cameras at the game. This is ultimately a sloppy wet kiss from Spike to Kobe that will please Lakers fans. It includes his trading card.

  • Party Favors: Seeing Red

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    CHICAGO – We’re approaching an entertainment apocalypse as the new four horsemen arrive on the hill: Redbox, Comcast, Marketeers and Spencer Pratt. In a decade, we’re going to be watching puppet shows on network TV and not even Jeff Dunham level puppet shows. But let’s give a run down of trainwrecks that will claim the lives of entertainment business models.

    Redbox is a simple concept – a kiosk that allows you to rent a hot new DVD title for a $1 a day. There will be 20,000 of them across the country in grocery stores, drugstores and Wal-marts by the end of the year. They’re a mini-Blockbuster that’s doesn’t required a zit-faced dreamer to run the register. What’s the problem with Redbox? It’s killing to DVD sales market faster than Blockbuster and Netflix. Having Redbox inside Wal-Mart wrecks the impulse buying temptation of the giant sale bin. Are you going to pay $15 for Transformers 2 when you can merely rent it on the way out the store for $1? It’s getting harder for a producer to declare, “It’ll turn a profit on video!” Films are tanking on DVD that would have made a profit in the VHS rental days. Because of the limited space inside the Redbox machine, non-blockbuster films finding themselves being squeezed out. Small films are getting miniature exposure on DVD. I haven’t seen a fat ass royalty check for my deconstruction producing work on Moving Midway after it hit DVD. This lack of revenue will kill interest in any small production that doesn’t have Tyler Perry’s name in the title. The offer money will dry up for mid-level and indie films if the studios don’t see DVD as a true revenue source. Word is studios want to restructure so DVDs won’t be rentable until a month after they’ve been released for sales. The one good piece of news about Redbox is that it’s making Blockbuster CEO Keyes look like the captain of the Titanic after he had the nerve to trash talk me to his backers.

    Marketing departments have sucked the fun out of cinema. These are the guys who run the studio – not the creative dorks. The Marketeers don’t want to release a movie that they actually have promote creatively. They want audience recognition of the source material before a greenlight. They’re more satisfied cranking out films based on old TV shows, not so old movie or toys that their mothers want to throw out. Of course they hit paydirt on Transformers 2 since that touched on all three of those principals. They’re now developing Monopoly as a feature film? Sure Mario Puzo did it as a joke 30 years ago to prove studio executives were morons. Now the children of these executives are as dumb as daddy. Imagine the crowds going nuts when the Thimble lands on Park Place and has to pay the hotel rate! Thanks to loser in marketing, expect to be unwhelmed by Snuggie: The Movie next Christmas. When they get a creative film that isn’t based on those three elements, they tank the promotion and hope it finds an audience on DVD like Idiocracy.

    Comcast buying NBC-Universal will be a worse conglomerate marriage than when AOL dry humped Time-Warner. Comcast barely has any business being in the world of cable channels. Have you seen what they’ve done to E! and G4 over the years? Versus is an extremely poor man’s version of ESPN. How can Comcast run a network, a movie studio, news channels and a dozen peacock branded cable channels? You think NBC is cheap with the Jay Leno Show? After Comcast takes over Burbank, they’ll have Jay’s set reduced to a green screen as he mocks Tyra Banks clips. What really makes me fear Comcast taking over is their insistence that Jeff Zucker won’t be replaced. He’s the man who has overseen NBC’s implosion to the point where 30 Rock lost out to Jeff Dunham’s puppets in the ratings. I’d rather hear Ryan Seacrest is the new CEO of NBC with Law and Order: Kardashians.

    The final horseman of the Entertainment Apocalypse is Spencer Pratt. He gains this honor not because he’s the third biggest douchebag on reality TV. What makes Pratt so destructive is his label deal with Warner Music Group. That was the day the music died. What qualifies him to such a sweet gig? He’s the mastermind behind his talentless wife’s music. Anyone who ever had a dream of signing to a major label needs to just switch to their “safety dream.” The music industry will never recover from associating with him. Clive Davis might have had golden ears. Spencer Pratt has TB throat.

    Now that we can see the major movie studios, DVD distributors, TV networks and music labels on the verge of implosions, let’s focus on the bright side of this story. Now is the time for people to just do things themselves. In the 21st Century, you can get your work seen, heard and read around the globe without paying a fortune in postage. Maybe you won’t have a massive budget to create stuff. But so what? Comcast won’t give you millions although they might loan you a green screen. As far as returns go, it’s not like the majors won’t be screwing you with every royalty statement as they prove your film hasn’t come close to making a profit. DIY will be the only hope of surviving the four horsemen. Entertain each other before the major bore you to death.

    FAUX TESTAMENT

    According to a Wikipedia entry, Rabbi Shmuley is really Robert Steadman, a former Methodist minister from Ohio. He was exposed as a fraud when neighbors reported that during the Christmas holidays, he doesn’t go to the movies or have Chinese food.

    OPEN LETTER TO SODERBERGH

    Dear Steven Soderbergh,

    The next time you have a major porn star playing a hooker in an R-rated movie, would you mind giving us at least one simulated sex scene? I sat through The Girlfriend Experience after watching Sasha Grey’s early work that’s on the internet. I wanted to know if she’d become the next Traci Lords and Ginger Lynn Allen. Instead of enjoying a film that ought to be reason why DVD scientists invented the frame-advance button, I was throughly bored. Was the script based on stereo installation instructions? You had a 20 minute film padded out to 80 minutes with all the wrong things. Where was the hot shower scene? The chilling hot tub moment? Maybe you have dreams of being emulating ’70s filmmakers with your disjointed editing style, but enough! I rented a film starring a major porn star playing a hooker that was rated R and not once did I slip into Cinemax After Dark mode. Now I know how Harvey Weinstein felt when he snuck into 400 Blows thinking it was a porn film.

    As a little bit of advice, Soderbergh – don’t ever make another R-rated movie about a hooker being played by a porn star if you’re not going to give me the goods. The goal of these kinds of movies is to inspire your audience to wank – not for you to perform an “I’m a genius” tugjob in the editing room. Watch a Radley Metzger film to see how it’s really done.

    LIFE SKILLS

    OOOPPPPSSSS

    Turns out Dan Aykroyd’s vodka brand is Crystal Head. This makes no sense since he sells you the booze in a skull bottle. That’s not a head – it’s a skull. Probably someone already has the trademark on Crystal Skull so he had to go with a back up name. To me it’s Crystal Skull. If you ask the liquor store for Crystal Skull vodka, they’ll give you Dan’s brand.

    THE MARK OF THE Z

    Disney Treasures series has been a DVD salvation over the last decade as the Mouse House neglects their heritage on 5 different cable channels. Each Disney Treasures wave normally consists of three or four titles that vary from animated theatrical shorts to live action shows from the Disneyland TV series. For Wave 9, there’s only two boxsets and they have the same subject: Zorro! Zorro: The Complete First Season 1957-1958 and Zorro: The Complete Second Season 1958-1959 gives us all the episodes and hour long specials featuring the dashing masked hero of old California.

    Guy Williams (Professor John Robinson from Lost In Space) is Don Diego de la Vega. He returns from Spain to help his dad’s ranch operation in Southern California. Turns out the colony is turning nasty as Captain Monastario and other fat cats are corrupt. Diego has very little recourse since everyone in government is on the take. In such a moment of distress, Diego fights back by putting on a black mask and outfit. He becomes Zorro, the man who fights for the little guy. He uses his sword to cut a “Z”s whenever his mark is needed. His only real help is Bernardo (Gene Sheldon). The mute servant is faithful to both Diego and Zorro. Amongst the evil soldiers that do the various heavies business is a bit of slapstick in the form of the rotund Sgt. Garcia (Henry Calvin). He’s the early version of Sgt. Schultz. He’s the guy who gets the “Z” cut into his uniform during the opening credits.

    The half hour show was a major hit when it aired. Walt Disney didn’t go cheap with his series. The sets look like they were designed for a major motion picture. There’s lots of location work instead of rear projection. There’s a dashing charm to the show as it comes off as more cinematic than stage bound. Guy Williams always delivers the sword fighting action. He defines macho with or without the black mask. He rocks the mustache. Each season had 39 episodes, but they weren’t merely stand alone shows. Many times, the episodes were serialized from a big adventure. This kept the shows from falling into a tempo rut. The first season established the origins and early adventures of Zorro. The second season has more guest stars including Cesar Romero in “The Gay Caballero.” Annette Funicello pops up for a few episodes. In a preview of Williams’ next series, Jonathan Harris (Lost In Space‘s Dr. Smith) in “Zorro and the Mountain Man.” Even though the show was a sensation, it only ran for two seasons when ABC and Walt Disney had issues over certain rights. By the time it cleared up, Walt felt the Zorro craze was dying down. Instead of making a third season, he made four Zorro specials that would be part of the Walt Disney Presents series. These are on the boxsets. Each season of Zorro is spread across 6 DVDs.

    There are bonus features hosted by Leonard Maltin that explore the history of the show, the wardrobe and a tribute to Guy Williams. Getting the complete Zorro collection at once is a relief after the previous Disney Treasures only contained a fraction of “Elfego Baca” and “Swamp Fox” episodes in Wave 5. If you have any interest in these sets, grab them now. There’s only 30,000 copies of each in the limited edition release. Last year’s Dr. Syn set had 39,500 copies. It sold out within weeks and is now being sold for around $200 for merely 2 DVDs. Zorro: The Complete First Season 1957-1958 and Zorro: The Complete Second Season 1958-1959 are must grabs.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    Food, Inc – Blu-ray is the scariest documentary of the year. Ever wonder what it takes for the food to end up in the supermarket? Forget those tales of Old McDonald’s farm. This movie takes us through the real process of chicken, hamburgers, corn and soybeans. It peeks around the agri-stock factories that can barely be called farms. They’re merely cogs on the conveyor belt for servicing the billions served at McDonalds. Wonder why every other week there’s an e-coli outbreak in the news whether it be peanuts, spinach or hamburger? The reason becomes evident in the race to create cheaper food. What’s frightening is that the makers don’t even have to explain “what goes in a hotdog” to gross you out. The biggest revelation is the politics of soybeans. Monsanto created a pesticide and then a genetically altered soybean that could survive that pesticide. Their patented soybean seeds are completely controlled by the company. Monsanto will destroy any farmer that dares to reuse their spare seeds in an upcoming planting season. They will destroy any farmer whose natural soybeans accidentally become hybrids through pollination. Monsanto comes off as the Goldman-Sachs of agriculture with their former employees sneaking into important government gigs. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas worked for Monsanto as a lawyer. That connection didn’t cause him to recuse himself from an important Monsanto case. In fact he wrote the majority opinion for his old boss. Luckily this is not a complete doom and gloom flick. There is hope in farmers that want to raise livestock the right way. You might want to watch this film on a weekend since your natural impulse will be to hit the nearest farmers market for veggies that come straight from the field. The bonus features include deleted scenes and a Nightline episode. In the 1080p vision, you’ll get an eyeful of details from inside chicken shacks and killing floors.

    The Answer Man – Blu-ray has Jeff Daniel playing the author of Me and God. The book dealt with his conversation with the big guy and was a sensation two decades ago. Now he’s a slight recluse and a major jerk. Throwing his back out leads him to the eager hands of Lauren Graham (Gilmore Girls). She’s struggling as a single mom. She takes a liking to Daniels without knowing about his book. Is he going to be open to more than a spine straightening? Can he handle a kid without getting crabby? It’s a casually paced romantic comedy that doesn’t overplay its hand thanks to the leads. Kat Dennings pops up. The Blu-ray allows her to glow on the screen. The bonus features include a commentary track with Graham and a documentary about how the film came about.

    THE DVD SHELF

    Disney Mickey’s Magical Christmas: Snowed In at the House of Mouse is an hour long holiday special at Mickey’s nightclub. There’s plenty of winter themed shorts including iconic Disney characters. Donald and his nephews belt out snowman. They break out the old “Pluto’s Christmas Tree” cartoon with Pluto and Mickey battling Chip N Dale over a pine tree. They include the Mickey Mouse version of A Christmas Carol with Scrooge McDuck playing Scrooge. How did he luck into that gig? The big bonus is the premiere episode of House of Mouse. A nice holiday distraction for the kids and Disneyphiles.

    JAG: The Ninth Season is the penultimate season of the Naval law show. The season opens with the resolution of “A Tangled Webb” episode. David James Elliot and Catherine Bell are stuck in Paraguay hunting down Sadik the terrorist. There’s a lot of emotions being stirred up in the jungle between Elliot and Bell. “Shifting Sands” has Elliot messed up when he returns to D.C. and finds his resignation has been processed. Is he out of a job? “The One Who Got Away” puts the unit in the middle of a North Korean hot spot. “Touchdown” has an airlift out of Libya. “People v. SecNav” places Elliot inside the terrifying International Criminal Court as he defends America against the world. There’s 23 episodes spread over 6 DVDs.

    The Untouchables Season Three, Volume Two brings more raw justice from Eliot Ness and his crew of gangbusters. “Takeover” has John Banner (Hogan’s Heroes‘ Sgt. Schultz) running a non-alcoholic brewery. But who can be satisfied making near beer? Enter Robert Loggia (The Sopranos) and his secret how to put the kick back in the lager. The ultimate thrill is seeing Leonard Nimoy as a hitman. “The Stryker Brothers” are a trio of bottom feeders that impress the mob with their skills. The youngest brother is Frank Sutton (Gomer Pyle‘s Sgt. Carter). “Element of Danger” has Lee Marvin cutting dope. Lee looks like a natural when facing off with Robert Stack. “The Case Against Eliot Ness” makes Sid Haig a hitman. “The Contract” puts a hit on Frank Sutton as he’s now Smiley Barris. “The Monkey Wrench” goes ape with Claude Akins (Battle for the Planet of the Apes) being nutty in Chi-Town. This boxset has 12 glorious black and white episodes on 3 DVDs.

    Nash Bridges The Third Season firmly establishes Don Johnson as the title character and not merely an extension of his role on Miami Vice. He’s lost that brooding feeling. And how can one brood when their cruising around San Francisco with Cheech Marin? The contact high off smelling his shirt ought to put a buzzed smile on your face. “Lost and Found” introduces the Kelly Hu (Top Chef Masters) as Inspector Michelle Chan. She’s deep cover in a stolen car ring. Nash needs her help to locate stolen military weapons. Cheech’s car gets blown up real good in the opening. Willie Nelson pops up as a convict sprung from San Quentin to nab his old partner in “Payback.” The smoke cloud over the trailer when Cheech and Wille practiced their lines together must blocked the sun from touching the Golden Gate Bridge. There’s music replacement, but somehow the lack of songs makes me not confuse this with Vice.

    7th Heaven: The Ninth Season gives us more antics from the minister’s family. Stephen Collins (Star Trek: The Motion Picture) can barely keep sane. He’s got kids moving back in with a baby on the way. Nothing like having a newborn in the house to keep things interesting with sleep deprived characters zombie walking into the kitchen. They’ve got new kids roaming the rooms. The twins are now in school so there’s grammar school grief. The big highlight is a singing, dancing musical episode for Valentine’s Day. There’s 2 more seasons to go. Twenty two episodes are spread over 5 DVDs in this boxset.

    Gabriel Iglesias: I’m Not Fat…I’m Fluffy Live From El Paso lets the large comic explode with manic routines that revolve around food, his girlfriend and more food. Iglesias breaks down a new level of flat that’s above “fluffy” and “damn.” He reminds us that you shouldn’t let your girlfriend spend a night alone with a bottle of wine and Cheaters on TV. The guy does an amazing set of voices on stage to create characters. He’s like Jonathan Winters without losing focus. He becomes the snide women working the hotel’s front desk at night. He might have one of the best tales of hanging with Paul Rodriguez that involves tacos, strippers and border cops. The DVD gives the 68 minute show along with an 8 minute deleted bit about his high school reunion.

    The Best of Star Trek: The Original Series: Volume 2 beams down another 4 episodes from the original show. “Where No Man Has Gone Before” is the second pilot done for the series. Gary Lockwood (2001) and Sally Kellerman (Back to School) become silver eyed gods and they’re bent on taking down Captain Kirk (William Shatner). “Space Seed” is essential viewing for anyone who has seen Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan since this is the birth of Khan (Ricardo Montalban). He and his crew are defrosted from suspended animation. Turns out they weren’t nice folks back in the day. Khan wants to take over the Enterprise. “A Piece of the Action” allowed the futuristic series to dip into the props from The Untouchables. Kirk and Spock beam down into a planet that has based it’s culture on Al Capone. “Journey to Babel” brings Spock’s dad on board for a diplomatic summit. The 4 episodes on this DVD are from the remastered transfers with CGI ships replacing the old model effects. This is a good gift for people who want to learn more about the show after seeing the re-imagining Star Trek.

    The Best of Star Trek: The Next Generation, Volume 2 has 4 episodes from the Riker-Picard era. “Relics” is the most important of the batch since it brings back Scotty (James Doohan) from the original series. He’s stuck on a shipwreck. “The Inner Light” has an amnesiac Picard wake up to a wife on a new planet. What is the mystery behind this other life? “Cause and Effect” gives us a space-time anomaly. “Tapestry” has Picard bite it. His only hope lies in the power of Q to let him change time. Can he afford to alter things to save his own life? It’s a fine sample of the second series voyage of the Enterprise.

    One Christmas is a holiday tradition in my house because my brother was an extra in it. The film is based on a Truman Capote story. The story has a young boy going from his home in Alabama to visit relatives in New Orleans for Christmas. This is a little bit of a shock for the boy. The film has the final performance from Katharine Hepburn. Although in our house, we gather around so that Matt can tell us the heartwarming tale about how he got his haircut at the same time as Henry Winkler. They sat in neighboring barber chairs. My brother got to swap idle chitcat with the Fonz. During the trimming, Fonzie got news that his show Monty had been picked up. He was so excited to get another sitcom. This would be an amazing Christmas story except Monty got canned after only 6 of the 13 episodes aired. At least the DVD is now going to be out so we don’t have to watch the VHS that mom accidentally taped at EP speed. In DVD, we can freeze frame my brother’s big background extra moment.

    Predators is the Animal Planet series about what happens when people encounter animals that aren’t ready for the petting zoo. “After the Attack” has people discussing what it was like to be nearly turned into a snack. “Up Close and Dangerous” has wilderness filmmakers recount the most temperamental of TV stars. Christian Bale wasn’t nearly as nasty as the talent that turned on these cameramen. Killer Crocs of Costa Rica follows a croc through motherhood. It’s kinda like Knocked Up for a future luggage set.

  • Party Favors: Dan Aykroyd Is On A Mission From Vodka

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    JOLIET, IL – Dan Aykroyd is on a mission from vodka. The Blues Brother is cruising around the country in a Damnation Alley RV promoting his Crystal Skull premium vodka. He rolled into my town and I was compelled to see the man.

    He was appearing at a liquor store on a Tuesday at 1:30 p.m. What sort of crowd could he draw? I showed up at 1 p.m. with my four month old designated driver. There was already 400 people in line. Another 300 people end up behind us. Luckily Dan’s traveling partner announced that even though Dan was schedule to leave at 4:30, he’d be signing his bottles until the last person went home happy.

    Why not? Each bottle cost $50. I’ve been told that there’s only two types of vodka in the world: Good vodka and vodka that makes you go blind and piss blood. Premium vodka is merely paying extra for fancy packaging. Luckily Dan chose a packaging worth the extra bucks: a crystal skull. And the people in line were buying them up between 2 to 12 bottles each.

    From what I heard, the store sold 1,500 bottles during Dan’s visit. With around $75,000 in the register, this would have been the liquor store to knock off. This also explained about six cops keeping an eye on Dan and the till.

    Dan was a signing machine. The line moved fast although it still took three hours in 91 degrees heat to get to the front of the line. Our time with Dan was short. A person in front of me asked Dan about Ghostbusters III. He said things were looking good, but couldn’t say anything else. This was just after Kanye’s infamous interruption of MTV Music Video Awards. Dan had hosted the first ceremony.

    “No. That was real team back when I was doing it,” Aykroyd said. “The most exciting thing there was Madonna and her wedding dress.”

    Here’s a video tribute to the Schiller Reel about taking a baby to the liquor store to meet a comedy legend.

    BACK TO THE HOUSE

    Dennis Hof wrote to remind me that Cathouse: Sex, Guys and Videotape starts airing on HBO this Oct. 22 at 11 p.m. The ladies of the Bunny Ranch get their hands on the cameras to show their life. It’ll be on HBO OnDemand for those who can’t stay up late.

    Hof, the owner of the Bunny Ranch and star of HBO’s Cathouse reality series, also called up the Party Favors hotline for a chat about the latest installment in the series. So what gets exposed? Sadly, the end of a romance gets captured on tape. This and many subjects get discussed while Dennis is being driven to his hotel in Chicago. We also get the scoop about Dennis’ Subway dream.

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    THE NEW GIRLS

    The new edition of The Girls Next Door ought to be just called Rebound Mansion. The twins are probably more interesting when they get violent. The third woman is so far as forgettable as a middle Duggar daughter. This is what Hef’s banging at the Mansion? Sure I speculated that things weren’t right with Holly, Bridget and Kendra after the first few seasons. Mostly because there wasn’t that decadent angle to the trio and Hef. Is there a bisexual angle to these new threesome? The twins do like to get next to each other and touch while naked. But they have yet to set their boundaries on camera. Do they mind threesomes with the “we’ll be in the bed together with you, but we won’t touch each other” rule? Or do they live in mortal fear of returning to the day jobs at that Hooter’s knock-off wing joint that they’ll do whatever Hef desires? And how come Hef hasn’t enticed these girls into getting implants? Mankini’s got bigger breasts.

    A SIMPLE REQUEST

    On competition shows that eliminate contestants over the course of the season, can producers please put an “X” through the contestants that had been eliminated before each episode.

    FACT OR FICTION

    My source at Entertainment Tonight sent me a few of their fact or fiction teasers that couldn’t make it onto the air.

    Fact or Fiction: Did The Big Bang Theory‘s Jim Parsons beat to death a TMZ cameraman with a bust of Sean Penn and bury the guy’s body behind Mel Tillis’ mansion? Since Mel hasn’t complained about a strange smell, Mary Hart’s calling it fiction.

    Fact or Fiction: Did Jay Leno buy Nic Cage’s comic book collection and give them away to the cast of Glee? That’s also Fiction.

    Fact or Fiction: Is Adam Lambert really straight and secretly married with two kids? Since he’s not denying our report, we’re going to just let it slide as a Fact.

    GET MY LIFE

    Now that Miley Cyrus is off Twitter, I guess I’ll spend the newly found free time drinking rubbing alcohol.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Blu-ray gives the high def love to this summer’s mindless fun. The Decepticons return for a second round of mechanical thrashing with the Autobots. The Decepticons take Shia LaBeouf hostage as part of their plot. But mostly it’s about seeing how many ways they can get Megan Fox to bend over. She’s the 21st century Caroline Munro. Is it worth relaying the plot? It’s basically Rock’em Sock’em Robots with Megan Fox bending over. And that’s enough to make it worthy of Blu-ray visuals at my estate. There’s plenty of bonus features including spending a day with Michael Bay in Tokyo. There’s also a celebration of the 25 Years of Transformers. There’s easter eggs for those who hunt.

    G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Blu-ray reminds me that anytime you can knock down the Eiffel Tower, I’ll watch. I’ll hit the rewind and slo-mo to watch that Paris landmark bite the dust. The 1080p detail of the crunch is a great way to show off your new TV. I don’t hate the French, but I can’t get enough of watching that Erector set tower go boom. When Cobra nails it with the metal eating spores, it’s a disasterpiece worthy of Irwin Allen. The film is a semi-throwback to the animated series. But I’m not sold on Channing Tatum. Luckily there’s Dennis Quaid giving us his paycheck scowl as the general. Sienna Miller finally has a worthy role as the Baroness. She can rule my world in that costume. But once she whines about Pittsburgh, she’s out of the bed. The movie is about as fluffy mindless as Transformers. They make a good double feature if you’re unable to get off the beanbag. The bonus features include an extensive Making Of doc and a piece on the FX crew. There’s also a digital copy so you could watch the Eiffel Tower collapse on your iPod while your on the top of the Eiffel Tower.

    It’s a Wonderful Life Blu-ray makes this holiday treat sparkle on the widescreen. They’ve included both the colorized and black & white versions on the disc. The colorized one reminds me of tinted postcards from the ’40s. This is almost as important to the holiday season as egg nog and a restraining order. Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed sparkle in the 1080p image. You might fear falling into the water when the gym floor opens up. There’s also the documentary from the recent DVD release. Since the movie is no longer public domain, it’s nice to have the Blu-ray handy to run it any night during the holiday season.

    Forrest Gump: Sapphire Series Blu-ray brings the Oscar winner to Hi-Def. The film was revolutionary at the time as it used so much CGI for pumping up shots. They expanded crowds, inserted extra helicopters, removed legs and made JFK come alive. It showed that these new FXs could be used for more than making dinosaurs roam the Earth. Tom Hanks is the mentally challenged guy who wanders through every major historical moments. There’s bonus features on the second disc with “An Evening with Forrest Gump” as the highlight. Director Robert Zemeckis, Tom Hanks, Gary Sinise and screenwriter Eric Roth talk at USC about the movie and its impact. Ben Fong-Torres contributes pods about the music used in the soundtrack. He’s a real person and not merely a character in Almost Famous.

    THE DVD SHELF

    It’s Garry Shandling’s Show: The Complete Collection is the best TV DVD of the year. I had forgotten how great Garry’s original Showtime series was. The series dared to completely deconstruct the sitcom by making everything inside the soundstage part of the story. He didn’t want us to forget that this was an artificial world where he truly was the most powerful being. The audience in the studio’s fair game. They’re not just there to contribute a live laughtrack. During one scene, Garry leaves his apartment set and the crowd wanders out of the peanut gallery to party in Garry’s living room. During “Garry Throws a Surprise Party,” the audience’s shouting scares Garry’s mom into having a heart attack. “The Graduate” has Norman Fell help Garry recreate the Dustin Hoffman movie when he tangles with Mrs. Robertson. While Garry enjoys exposing that it’s all just a show, the scripts are still entertaining. “The Last Show” has Garry dying. Tony Danza gives the eulogy. But the network can’t let Garry die cause he owes them two more show. Tying this into the column, Dan Aykroyd plays off his straight role in “Driving Miss Garry.” The boxset has all 72 episodes spread over 16 DVDs. There’s tons of bonus features to let us know how Garry and Alan Zweibel got away with a series that would have been canned after three episodes on network TV. If you’re a fan of Larry Sanders and Seinfeld, It’s Garry Shandling’s Show: The Complete Series deserves a space on your DVD shelf. Shout! Factory has done a perfect job in presenting this underplayed series.

    Planes, Trains, and Automobiles: (Those Aren’t Pillows Edition) gives a deluxe edition to John Hughes’ last watchable directorial effort. This is fine viewing before Thanksgiving cooking begins. Steve Martin gets stuck on his way home to enjoy Thanksgiving with his family. His only hope is John Candy. Things get weird on this journey including the line “Those aren’t pillows.” The bonus features include Getting There is Half the Fun: The Story of Planes Trains and Automobiles, John Hughes for Adults, A Tribute to John Candy and Deleted Scene – “Airplane Food.” They must have finished this up before they could make a feature on Remembering John Hughes.

    White Christmas: Anniversary Edition is perfect for any time you need a little holiday tunes on the big set. Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye and Rosemary Clooney unleash the Irving Berlin songbook including the title song and “It’s Cold Outside.” This is the first Vistavision film and the details show even on DVD. The second disc has plenty of bonus features including “Backstage Stories from White Christmas,” “Rosemary’s Old Kentucky Home,” “Bing Crosby: Christmas Crooner” and a commentary track with Clooney. Truly a sweet holiday film about the things army buddies will do for each other.

    G.I. Joe Resolute brings together the episodes that aired on Adult Swim over the summer. This gets even more action-packed than the original cartoon while maintaining the same GI Joe team characters. The characters bleed when shot and they even die when shot enough. Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow throwdown in overdrive. The plot deals with Cobra Commander once more trying to take over the world. Naturally GI Joe has to stop him. Why does anyone want to take over the entire world? What’s the point in controlling Detroit?

    Mission: Impossible: The Seventh and Final TV Season wraps up the greatest espionage series. These would be the final times the message would self-destruct for Peter Graves, Greg Morris and Peter Lupus. The main cast change isn’t a complete replacement like in previous seasons. Barbara Anderson (Ironside) alternates episodes with Linda Day George as the female agent. Anderson’s a flipped mobster moll so she’s got history when they set up gangsters. The prime episode is “Cocaine.” William Shatner is a mobster smuggling the white powder into America via art. His connection is Gregory Sierra (Det. Chano on Barney Miller). Charles Napier (Squidbillies) gets an uncredited role. “Speed” gives another great supporting role from Claude Akins. The best part about this season is Greg Morris’s boss ’70s haircut. After these 22 episodes, there’s no more assignments for the original IMF.

    Hawaii Five-O: The Seventh Season is not even close to the final season. Jack Lord beat down bad guys around Honolulu for 12 seasons. Season 7 has Al Harrington vanish in the middle of the season. Because of a lack of real personality to his character, he’s not really missed. “The Young Assassins” has Larry Wilcox (CHiPs) as part of a killing crew. “We Hang Our Own” has Leslie Nielsen (Police Squad as a badass ranch owner. Wo Fat pops up for “Presenting…in the Center Ring…Murder.” He’s going to kill a Chinese official that’s accompanied by James Wong (Kung Fu Panda). “Hit Gun for Sale” has Sal Mineo (Rebel Without a Cause) as a mobster’s son ready to plant a flag in Hawaii. They’re supposedly remaking Hawaii Five-O so this might mean the release schedule might be sped up for the final five boxsets.

    Vega$: The First Season, Volume 1 brings us the action from middle school Vegas of 1978. Michael Mann (Heat and Miami Vice) wrote the pilot movie about a private detective in Sin City. Dan Tanna (Robert Urich) a major swinger living in a converted warehouse behind Circus Circus. “High Roller” has him hunting down the murderer of a runaway teen that turned to hooking. Can’t go wrong with a visit from Scatman Crothers (The Shining). Greg Morris (Mission: Impossible) is Tanna’s hook up on the Vegas police force. “Centerfold” brings Tony Curtis onto his team. The real treat is guest star moments from Abe Vigoda and Vic Tayback (Alice. “The Pageant” is a nightmare episode for fans of The Brady Bunch. Marcia Brady (Maureen McCormick) is raped while competing in a beauty contest. Mr. Brady (Robert Reed) hires Tanna to find her attacker. It wasn’t Sam the Butcher. Vega$ brings us a land of glitz, disco and polyester. Double down on this boxset.

    The Fugitive: Season Three, Volume One takes us beyond the halfway mark in the pursuit of Dr. Richard Kimble (David Janssen). “Wings of an Angel” puts Kimble inside a prison. He’s a patient in the hospital after capturing an escaped prisoner on a bus. Greg Morris is the prison orderly that knows his secret. Harold Gould (Rhoda) is the doctor. Star Trek fans will get to see James Doohan as a doctor in “Middle of the Heatwave.” DeForest Kelley appears in “Three Cheers for Little Boy Blue” along with Ed Asner and Richard Anderson (Six Million Dollar Man). William Shatner finally beams down for “Stranger in the Mirror.” Clint Howard burns in “Set Fire to a Straw Man.” Norman Fell (Mr. Roper) is investigating a cop killer in the town. Bruce Dern makes his fourth series appearance in “The Good Guys and the Bad Guys.” James Hong nails the “End of the Line.” These are 15 pressure filled episodes. The Fugitive: Season Three, Volume Two comes out on Dec. 8. This means 2010 should give us the colorful end when Kimble finds the One-Armed Man.

    Mannix: The Third Season brings 25 more cases from the files of America’s hard knocks detective. He solves case with his gut, the assistance of Peggy Fair (Gail Fisher) and police contact Robert Reed (Mr. Brady). There’s also Larry Linville (M*A*S*H‘s Frank Burns) as the prickly cop. “Return to Summer Grove” takes Mannix to his hometown to solve a case and patch things up with his dad. “Who Killed Me?” gives us Batgirl Yvonne Craig. Mannix has to help a rich guy uncover his potential killer. “Who Is Sylvia?” turns out to be Jessica Walter (Arrested Development). “Murder Revisited” has a murder in talkshow. Don DeFore (Hazel) doesn’t come off as a great TV father here. “War of Nerves” has a kidnapping turn into a potential nerve gas attack. Hugh Beaumont (Leave It to Beaver) is in the middle of this instant death. Best to watch Mannix with your favorite Scotch.

    Tales From the Darkside: The Second Season give more little chills and thrills from the George Romero (Night of the Living Dead) executive produced series. “The Impressionist” kicks off the season with Chuck McCann (Far Out Space Nuts in a starring role. He’s a nightclub performer brought in by the government to understand an alien. One of Chuck’s finest moments in TV. Little Seth Green pops up in “Monsters In My Room.” He’s got to convince his family that there really are creepy crawly things under his bed. Has this been spoofed on Robot Chicken? “The Trouble with Mary Jane” is two exorcists battling to get the demons out of a girl so they can collect $50K. Phyllis Diller and Lawrence Tierney (Reservoir Dogs) possess the episode.

    The Guardian: The First Season is where America first fell for the sly Simon Baker (The Mentalist). He’s a party hard lawyer who gets nailed on drug use. He’s stuck with the burden of 1,500 hours of community service. How is he going to do that and be a fat cat lawyer? It’s hard. He gets stuck doing pro bono work for kids that need legal help. He has to balance little kids with major corporate takeovers. Naturally working with the kids gives him a bit of a soul after 22 episodes this first season. The series lasted three seasons.

    Numb3rs: The Fifth Season gets us more FBI action with mathletic determination. Charlie (David Krumholtz) back his security clearance. He’s back to helping out his FBI agent brother Don (Rob Morrow) find the bad guys. Their dad Alan (Judd Hirsch) ends up coaching basketball. Charlie almost swaps jobs, but realizes that this is his place. Don discovers a knife is in his back. The incident screws up the delicate mind of Charlie. Agent Nikki Betencourt (Sophina Brown) joins the team. The big finale, “Angels and Devils” has Amita being snatched by a cult. They have to go save her before she is forced to marry the guy and thus block Charlie’s intentions. The 22 episodes are on 6 DVDs.

    The L Word: The Complete Final Season brings to the end Showtime’s semi-soap opera about a group of lesbians in Los Angeles. The eight episodes hinge on the investigation of who killed Jenny Schecter (Mia Kirshner). The whole season is a flashback as Lucy Lawless investigates. Xena is going to get to the bottom of this. Mia’s major storylines deal with her love for Shane (Katherine Moennig) and new book. She’s upset that her Les Girls movie was yanked away from her. Jennifer Beals and Laurel Holloman want another baby. This time through adoption. But it’s hard for them to find a willing pregnant woman. There’s also a tale of what happens when a couple’s new friend leads to those unexpected emotions. Its hard to enjoy the season knowing that sweet Mia Kirshner was going to end up dead. The show will be missed. Although mostly because of those great scenes when Mia got nasty with the ladies. Now how am I supposed to get my Pam Grier fix? A nice bonus feature is Jennifer Beals personal photos from the set.

    Lost Tapes is a series from Animal Planet that blends In Search of…. monster hunts with Blair Witch Project home video action. Supposedly the videotape presented in the show is from people who have had accidental encounters with cryptozoological creatures. This isn’t for hard edge reality documentary fans since it’s mostly fiction with a bit of archival footage to explain the unknown. It’s as real as The Hills. It’s ultimately a low-fi X-Files. “Chupacabra” has a family sneaking over the border get attacked by the goat sucking critter. “Big Foot” has us wondering if the park ranger is being stalked by the beast or a bear poacher who is also a peeping tom. They also explore The Mothman, Hellhounds and Megaconda. The two disc set contains the first season. Don’t watch this with the lights out after downing a bottle of tequila. You’ll fear the Chupacabra.

    Greg Giraldo: Midlife Vices lets the star of all the Comedy Central Roasts use 66 minutes to do more than riff on Andy Dick. Giraldo does take things to the blissful absurd. He ponders the irony of slipping in a handicap shower and becoming handicapped. He’s an ex-lawyer and his routine sounds like the most amazing closing statement as he summarizes his life. He gets manic while impersonating the airline steward passing out the snacks. He gets nasty about people who declare “my dog is like my kid.” He asks, “How many people have a dog cause they were too drunk to pull out?” There’s plenty of moments to quote on the back of the school bus. The true excitement is when Giraldo catches an audience member sleeping. The bonus features include his pilot for “Adult Content” and an earlier special.

    Nick Swardson: Seriously, Who Farted? gives us an hour with the Dane Cook of his generation. You might know Nick as Terry, the gay rollerskating misfit on Reno 911. He’s also part of Adam Sandler’s crew. He wrote Grandma’s Boy. He gives a nice warning about testing the power of pot brownies. But he stops short of really taking it to the next level. He doesn’t take his routines to the point of no turning back. He’s like a drunk guy has to continually pump the keg and constantly blather. If you loved Grandma’s Boy, you’ll adore his tale of sucking face with Shirley Jones. The bonus features includes Terry’s Christmas album. There’s a trailer for 28 Drinks Later about boozing zombies. The funniest thing on the disc is “Nick Swardson: Timeless Comic.” The fake biography does go for the kill in a few places.

    Legend of the Seeker: The Complete First Season is a fantasy series about how a lowly woodsman (Craig Horner) rises up to battle the evil Darken Rahl (Craig Parker). There’s going to be terrifying consequences if he falls short. His main help is a wizard (Bruce Spence) and a Confessor (Bridget Regan). It’s based on novelist Terry Goodkind’s Sword of Truth. The series is produced by Sam Raimi and Robert Tapert. They’re the guys who brought us Hercules and Xena back in the ’90s. The show has the same vibe and a few of the same New Zealand locations. All 22 episodes are on 5 DVDs. The bonus features includes Goodkind discussing the adaptation. It’s very rare that a novelist isn’t horrified at what Hollywood has done to their series.

    Chop Socky Chooks: Volume One enters the kung fu chickens. That’s right, animated martial arts fighting fowl. The Aardman studio creation is vibrant. Chook is Oceanic slang for chicken so don’t get your feathers ruffled. There’s a lot of espionage with the leading agents battling Dr. Wasabi’s evil empire. Who hasn’t realized the dastardly nature of wasabi? They get to use their wicked moves and numerous 007-esque gadgets. The boxset contains the first 13 episodes that aired on the Cartoon Network.

    Little Spirit: Christmas in New York brings a dose of animated Danny DeVito for the holiday season. Danny voices a New York City cabbie who narrates the tale. A family moves to Manhattan and quickly lose their pet dog. During the hunt, the son finds a new little pet called Little Spirit. Together they take in the fun of the holidays in the Big Apple. It’s a kiddie cute entertainment. The bonus features include a making of special and an interview with Danny DeVito. Plus a music video from Duncan Sheik. Nice to see he’s still around and not living off his condom empire cash. The special is only 44 minutes so it doesn’t go on too long. Fans of NBC news will be delighted by Brian Williams giving the voiceover performance of his career as Rock Granite.

    The Killing Room recreates a government psychological project codenamed MK-ULTRA. This has to be an evil scientific experiment since Peter Stormare (Fargo) is in charge. He’s assisted by Chloe Sevigny (Big Love) as they gather a group of people to fill out a long series of questions. Included in the guinea pigs is Timothy Hutton, Clea DuVall (Carnivale) and Nick Cannon (Mr. Mariah Carey). The test begins with Stomare shooting and the test group locked in the room. It’s like SAT Saw. This is almost a Peter Watkins film. Expect Glenn Beck to claim this film is a documentary. A rather queasy fright film for people who already have a test taking phobia.

    The Tournament gives Robert Carlyle (Trainspotting) a chance to go insane with weapons. That’s always a cinematic treat. In this case he’s part of a last man standing tournament involving the top 30 assassins working in the world. Every seven years a group of billionaires host this fatal knock out match. The defending champ is Ving Rhames (Pulp Fiction). The wild card is Kelly Hu (Nash Bridges). There’s tons of blood and bullets in this free for all of top flight carnage. Having Carlyle and Rhames face off is a treat that requires a large TV screen to capture their mayhem. I couldn’t help, but think how this bookends with Kelly Hu’s recent hosting of Top Chef Masters. Except in this case it’s Top Murderers Masters.

    REALITY MOMENT

  • Party Favors: Those Red Running Hills

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    KILL DEVIL HILLS – The scary season has arrived.

    In the spirit of movies that make you fear going to the movies comes The Hills Run Red on DVD. Tyler (Tad Hilgenbrinck) is a film geek obsessed with an ’80s film called The Hills Run Red. The movie was quickly yanked from theaters and no prints or videotapes of the film exist. He finds a clue to the movie by locating one of its stars played by Sophie Monk. After a lapdance, she agrees to take Tad and his two friends to the shooting location. Tad doesn’t realize there might be a sequel in production.

    Star Tad Hilgenbrinck and director Dave Parker called up the Party Favors hotline to chat about their grisly horror film about a gruesome horror film recently released on DVD by Warner Premiere.

    Tad has been in Epic Movie, Disaster Movie and Lost Boys: The Tribe, but his was his first true taste of vivid horror. While Tad appears to be chased backwoods of California by Babyface, the location is really deep in Bulgaria. What did Tad think of the country? Is it the next big hot party spot like Prague or Dublin?

    “The people are amazing,” Tad said. “They shoot a lot there. They’re an inner-circle small family kinda people. I really enjoyed them. But when it comes to off-camera time, there’s really not much to do. Plus you become a zombie, you sleep all day and shoot all night. I know the hotel pretty well, but other than that, I didn’t see very much of it. No matter where you shoot on location, it could be Ohio or Bulgaria. It doesn’t matter because it’s a 24 hour day job when you’re shooting.”

    Tad came in late to the project. He was pretty much cast and tossed on a transatlantic flight to Bulgaria for a four week shoot. This meant he didn’t have to comfort of spending months receiving lapdances and considering them research.

    “The script is amazing and ready to go when we got there,” Tad said. “The shooting flew by. We shot by the seat of our pants and we didn’t have much time. Once we started, it was go, go, go, go, go. Which is great for a project like this. It’s so intense that you have to let the moment happen. If you think about it too much or have too much time, I probably would have been worn in the ground by the end of it. So it was perfect.”

    The question comes up about how does an actor get into the true spirit of a film about shock and fear when they pretty much know what’s going on. How does an actor “unprepare” in order to tap real shock in their eyes at the images around them?

    “It is unpreparing,” Tad confirmed. “The one thing I was intimidated about was the whole third act. I’ve done horror. I’ve done suspense. I understand that. Being tortured and going to places, I was just praying to God that I can deliver this. What happens is you get so into the moment that you have to get rid of your self consciousness and just jump in. I’m pretty not method, but when I was being tortured, I was tied into a wheelchair with barbed wire for three days. Between breaks, they couldn’t get me out because it took to long. I pretty much was tortured on this thing, but it’s good and delivers on the final product. It was definitely worth it.

    “It really was pretty horrendous, but it’s fun. And that’s the best part of being an actor. You get to play pretend all the time. It’s exciting to walk away and think that never in my wild dreams could I think I could pull it off. Not only did I pull it off, but it’s a work that I’m really proud of.

    The actors weren’t able to entertain themselves by watching the other cast members getting faux-tortured. This was a director’s decision.

    “Dave (Parker) kept us apart a lot, Tad said. “He’s an amazing director and knows how to steer actors. With the Babyface character, we weren’t allowed to see the actual actor or any sketches of what he looked like until we shot the scene. They would keep a bath towel on his head so that when we see him for the first time, it’s genuinely us as actors seeing this character for the first time. It really creates that sort of reality. When I saw the final cut, I hadn’t seen Janet do all those things and Sophie’s work. It was fun to watch the final product. On set we were incredibly focused on our track and what we had to do and how to deliver. It was fun to come together at the end.”

    The fear factor weighed heavily on Tad’s approach to the movie. Having worked on Disaster Movie, he knows what can happen if an actor mugs the fright.

    “The one thing we were concerned about was this could get cheesy,” Tad said. “Any insecurities are going to ruin this project. It has such an amazing third act, if we as actors were any self conscious in anyway it was going to just tank. I think what you see is all of us come together on our own levels to make this happens. It’s us as an entire cast getting it done.

    The movie allowed Tad to become pals with the TMZ darling Sophie Monk. Because they were cast so close to the production start, the duo had a cute meet.

    “Sophie and I were on the same flight out,” Tad said. “We hadn’t met. I figured out halfway through that this gorgeous blonde girl has got to be an actor because who is flying to Bulgaria at this hour that looks like that. We sort of connected. She comes from a comedy background. We were both kinda nervous at that point. Our characters go through a lot in the movie so on set and off, Sophie and I went through a lot of hurdles and barriers thrown at us. I felt Sophie and I were sort of like….Batman and Robin is a horrible comparison, but we did help each other through it.

    “Sophie is so nice and funny and hysterical. She is so dedicated. She had a lot of stuff to do that any other actress would have choked at. Sophie is so willing to do anything to get what you need and the shot. I really respect Sophie as an actor.”

    Her willingness is seen in the movie when they meet at a stripclub. She does more than the usual lapdance scene that appears on SyFy. Tad referred to as one of his favorite parts of the film. But he signed onto the movie for more than just that moment. “We weren’t the teens running into the woods,” Tad said. “We all had these complex things we had to do. We all get a chance to shine that was the best part….also the stripclub. That was a fun day.”

    After appearing in this film, is Tad’s netflix queue loaded with Italian cannibal films from the ’70s?

    “No. Not really,” Tad replied. “I’m more of a Porky’s, Animal House kinda guy.”

    He got a chance to work with Eugene Levy, one of his comedy idols on American Pie Presents Band Camp

    “That was my first big project,” Tad said. “I was so nervous because I’m a big fan of his work like Waiting for Guffman. He was so nice. Letting me do my thing and going with me, he’s an upstanding kinda guy.”

    Director Dave Parker has worked for the last several years creating top notch DVD bonus features. He views his time lurking on the sets and shooting the behind the scenes action as a help in his journey to helm a film.

    “You see how they interact with the entire crew and cast,” Parker said. “It really is like going to a film graduate school.”

    In a sense The Hills Run Red was a graduate thesis since his previous work played a major role in him landing the job.

    “I was working with Robert Burnett on the Superman Returns documentary “Requiem for Krypton.” This company out of New York, Fever Dreams, had the screenplay. They were looking for West coast to make this movie. They had gotten a couple recommendations from friends of ours. We made a presentation of what we wanted to do with the film and they agreed,” Parker said.

    Who made the call to shoot the film in Bulgaria instead of California or Louisiana?

    “That was Warner Brothers and Dark Castle. They had made Return to House on Haunted Hill there the previous year. They had a really good experience with the crew over there. It was a way which we could take our budget, which was not a huge budget, and maximize it for the most time and bang for our buck. It was a great experience. The Bulgarian crew was really amazing to work with. It gave us so much more production value than we would have been able to here.”

    Why did Parker hide Babyface from the cast?

    “It was important to me because I wanted to capture when they saw him for the first time,” Parker said. “That sort of real, honest moment. They’re actors, they’re very capable. They could have given me that performance. It was probably more fun for me to keep him hidden. The night where it was effective was because I kept hiding him from them for days and days. They just didn’t see him. There was this anticipation of what he was going to look like when they first saw him. I think in that sense, it did help the spirit of it when they did get to see him. They were genuinely taken a back. It was great to be able to do that. We have a couple of that moments on the making of on the dvd.”

    How smelly was the set with all the rancid looking props in the film? Did the fake blood get a little stanky?

    “To me, I don’t mind the fake blood,” Parker said. “I’m the one throwing it around on them. they were probably more irritated by that than I was. It’s more fun for me.

    “What was bad was an effect that was done when the character of Lalo (Alex Wyndham) gets sliced in his stomach,” Parker said. “The effects people (back in America) put chicken and bananas in there for texture. They somehow didn’t think that with the shipping and everything else before we shot it that the stuff was going to rot inside. Luckily was one of the last days of shooting. That pretty much made everybody sick. It was awful. The actor had to wear a breathing thing. Everyone was covering their noses.”

    What was Parker’s favorite visual in a film full of grotesque moments?

    “My favorite gore effect of the film is the opening with the kid cutting off his face,” he said.

    As a newbie director of horror, how did Parker get the performances out of his actors to make people believe the fear on the screen?

    “It was a really great collaboration,” Parker said. “It was to be able to push them to certain limits and out of their comfort zones. At the end of the day, they were happy with that. Each actor is different so you have to figure out what they need and give that to them. Some need a little more coaxing and attention than others. Other times you just need to give them a look and they get it. It’s all about working on that trust and developing a shorthand so you can get the most effective performance possible – especially when fear involved and showing terror. There are times you have to push them because they think it’s enough, but you know they need to go farther. You keep prodding them till they get there. Sometimes you have to go through more takes to wear them out so they’re a little more frazzled.”
    You’ll be frazzled by the end of The Hills Run Red.

    PAUL & REC

    Paul Schneider is in the midst of a promotional triple play. His TV series Parks and Recreation just started his second season on NBC. Away We Go, which features him as a brother of John Krasinski (The Office), is out on DVD. In theaters right now he’s third bill on Jane Campion’s Bright Star. Paul puts on a Scottish accent in this tale of the poet John Keats. He’s receiving the best reviews of his career. There’s buzz that he’s a dark horse for a Best Supporting Actor Oscar nomination.

    He’s come a long way since our time around the editing suites at the North Carolina School of the Arts. Strangely enough this feature film brings things back to school. We had a sneak preview of Jane Campion’s Portrait of a Lady during our time there. Flash forward into the next century and he’s in one of her films like Nicole Kidman. Life is funny that way.

    Schneider dropped by my neighborhood arthouse to promote Bright Star. He informed the crowd to not believe his bio at the imdb. While he lived in Asheville, NC, he was born in Northern California. Even after all these months, he’s still juiced from working with Campion. We didn’t have much time to talk since he had a bleary eye flight back to the west coast. We merely caught up on things like old classmates do at airport bars.

    In memory of Ben Lyon’s career on At the Movies, here’s a Lyon’s Den shot taken by Paul.

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    Remember to watch Parks and Recreations on NBC’s Thursdays or they’ll just expand Leno another 30 minutes.

    WHAT IS ALEX’S MUSTACHE

    Another old classmate from a different college was also recently on TV. Claxton Graham has become the third person I know to play on Jeopardy. Unfortunately he’s also the third person I know to lose. He didn’t lose as painfully as Michael Cudahy, the Millionaire from Combustible Edison. Cudahy had $44,400 on the board at the end of the game. Unfortunately Ken Jennings had $48,801. Ouch. Claxton had the lead going into Final Jeopardy, but the answer was actually tough.

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    I had a chance to swap mail with Claxton about his time holding the buzzer.

    How long did it take you from the audition to being told you’d be on the show, until you got on the soundstage?

    Claxton: Altogether, it took three months. The in-person audition was here in Charlotte on April 30. I got the call from contestant coordinator Glenn Kagan on June 18. And I did my taping on July 28.

    Did you get enough of a warning to get a good price on a plane ticket?

    Claxton: From what I understood, the normal warning time is two weeks. But since we were the first taping group of the new season, we had a good bit longer. As for the cost of the tickets – I’ve got a deal where if I buy one round trip ticket at full price, I get up to two more tickets at a substantial discount, which meant I got to take the Dear Missus with me.

    How many different sets of clothes did you bring to the taping?

    Claxton: We were requested to bring at least two different outfits, in addition to the one we were going to wear on stage. Being of the School of Just In Case, I had three pair of pants, five shirts and four ties with me. The only piece of clothing I didn’t have a backup for was the sports coat.

    How many practice questions did you get to practicing buzzers?

    Claxton: We spent about an hour before taping began to practice on the buzzers. We also spent about a half hour after the lunch break, before the last two games of the day, practicing on the buzzers.

    How annoying is the buzzer system on the show?

    Claxton: Very, especially if you know the answer and can’t beat the other people in. There were times, though, where I had a clear path to buzz in and I was able to take advantage.

    Did they allow you to watch other tapings or were you hidden away?

    Claxton: I was in the audience for the first three shows taped, and I could’ve stayed for the last taping – the show after mine. We were only in the green room before tapings began and then in between tapings.

    What do they feed you on the set?

    Claxton: Before we began practice and tapings, we had access to various snacks and beverages in the green room. They took care of our lunch for us at a commissary in an adjacent building. I had a burger and fries with a Coke Zero.

    What’s Alex Trebek smell like?

    Claxton: I didn’t pay that much attention to how Alex smelled. Sorry.

    Is his mustache on display in the Jeopardy offices?

    Claxton: Not that I’m aware of. He did, however, tell the audience during one of the commercial breaks that he shaved it off on a whim.

    Did you fear Alex doing his impersonation voices and throwing off your game?

    Claxton: No.

    Will you be applying for Are Your Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

    Claxton: Most definitely.

    Is it nicer knowing you’ll get $2,000 for your efforts instead of a case of Rice-A-Roni?

    Claxton: Absolutely! You know how long it’s been since I’ve eaten Rice-A-Roni?

    REALITY WHORES

    Is L.A. Laker Lamar Odom having a mid-career crisis? Why would a guy in his position have a quicky marriage to Khloe Kardashian? Did he not see what happened to Reggie Bush while he was hooked up with Kim Kardashian? Reggie’s agent can’t even get the guy on milk cartoon in New Orleans. Three games into the season, he’s got as many rushing yards as Adrian Peterson gains in a half. Does Odom not watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians or Skanks Over Miami on E!? Khloe is beyond headcase. Perhaps Odom is blinded at the act of getting his own Ryan Seacrest reality show. Nothing says, “Long happy marriage” like a reality show.

    I’m not too excited by Hef pimping his new ladies on The Girls Next Door 2.0. The twins have all the personality of their implants based on their previous visits. The third girl is a complete cipher. Maybe Hef has had them in the Dorothy Stratten Star 80 finishing classes to keep them from looking like a trio of fishsticks with blond wigs and fake boobs. I’ll watch, but mainly to see if Hef can get the twins to go beyond the “safe zone.”

    SAVE YOUR PENNIES

    This fall just got more expensive with Shout! Factory putting out G.I. JOE: A Real American Hero The Complete Series (Nov. 10) and Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XVI (Dec. 1). On G.I. Joe, you get all 95 animated episodes inside a footlocker. The MST3K 16 contains The Corpse Vanishes, Warrior Of The Lost World, Santa Claus and Night Of The Blood Beast. There’s a mini Tom Servo and the video of the Turkey Day ’95 intros.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Diamond Edition Blu-ray brings Walt Disney’s animated masterpiece to the world of high definition. Snow White is a sweet innocent gal who doesn’t get along with the Wicked Stepmother. She ends up shacking up with 7 dwarfs who all have personality issues. The evil queen decides to put Snow White out of her domestic misery by making her eat a poison apple. The evil Queen is so tempting. I’d take an apple from her. The new 1080p transfer is stunning in clarity and color. It’s watching a moving painting on your TV set. This would have been how Walt would have wanted it. The bonus features include Hyperion Studios, a tour into the original Disney studio that lets you see everything about the production with vintage photos, audio interview and Walt talking about the project. It was a major risk for the man and it paid off royally. “Magic Mirror” lets the reflective character act as your host. He even remembers where you stopped watching. “Disney View” has Toby Bluth expand the edges of the screen so you can watch the movie as a 16:9 image. This might be seen as controversial by animation purists. But it is an option. There’s also a way to stick your own face on a dwarf. There’s other games for kids to stay busy. As a major bonus, you’ll also get the new transfer on a DVD. This should keep the kids quiet in the back of the car. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Diamond Edition Blu-ray lives up to the Diamond of its name. A worthy upgrade from the Special Edition put out 8 years ago.

    South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut – Blu-ray brings a high def image to a low budget creation. Cartman looks sliming in widescreen mode. In case you haven’t seen this feature length animated cartoon in the last decade, it’s all about hating on Canada and gay sex between Saddam Hussein and Satan. The parents of America have had it with Terrence and Phillip so they capture the Canadian comics. They plan to electrocute them as part of an all-star spectacular. It’s up to Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle to save their idols. Saddam just wants to keep having gay sex with Satan. Do you think the real Saddam is now having gay sex with Satan? The movie features Winona Ryder popping ping-pong balls out of her lady parts. The bonus features include a new commentary track with creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker. They now want to upgrade the film. They also complain how they’ve yet to see a single dime off the film since Paramount claims the film hasn’t come close to making money. There’s also the “What Would Brian Boitano Do” music video. Remember when people cared about music videos that ran on MTV? This animated musical has aged like vintage wine.

    Varsity Blues Blu-ray gives us a quick view of big time high school football. Has it really been a decade since James Van Der Beek (Dawson’s Creek) was the back up quarterback when Paul Walker (Fast and Furious) went down? James sacks up when he gets to the huddle and proves he’s not merely a clipboard cowboy. He’s got enough mad skills to land him hot girlfriend Amy Smart, but he’s got hotter cheerleader Ali Larter yanking on his jock. But no matter how much the ladies want him, he’s all ears for coach Jon Voight (Fearless Frank). This was part of the craze that gave us Friday Night Lights. The Blu-ray looks sharp in 1080p. The include a commentary track from director Brian Robbins and producer Mike Tollin. There’s a few making of specials that are ported over and still in standard def. The original trailer has been buffed up to HD.

    DVD SHELF

    Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation is an thoroughly entertaining documentary about Australian films that weren’t aimed for the art house crowd. These movies were completely out of control and cheeky. Whether it’s the bawdy humor of The Adventures of Barry McKenzie or the extreme weirdness of The Cars That Ate Paris, these films beg for drive in love. Grant Page becomes a hero in the film as the stunt man who didn’t care about safety requirements. His pushing the envelope is what made Mad Max a landmark of car action. After this film is over, you’ll be on netflix queuing up the best titles. Unfortunately, films such as Chain Reaction, Man From Hong Kong and Stone aren’t on DVD in America. Damn it. I want to see the over the top violence of Turkey Shoot. They used live ammo in the film. The only bad part of the film is way too much Quentin Tarantino rambling about the films instead of letting the Austrian filmmakers talking. It’s kinda like Tarantino’s My Voyage to Oz. He blows it when calling Fair Game an Australian Straw Dogs since the film is more like I Spit On Your Grave. Not Quite Hollywood ought to be part of a film series for the explosive genre gems. Make sure you have a can of Fosters to make your viewing experience truly authentic.

    30 Rock: Season 3 finally allows Kenneth the Page (Jack McBrayer) to become a superstar. The naive yet faithful lad could easily be shoved into the scenery by the comic elbows of Tracy Morgan, Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, Judah Friedlander and Jane Krakowski. But instead of being a bit player, he’s the straw that stirs the comedy since he’s the only character that seems real amidst the confusion that is the mixing of a comedy show and NBC-Universal-GE corporate insanity. Kenneth is so pure of heart that he refuses to steal cable. He almost seems to ground Tracy Morgan’s out of control superstar. “The One With the Cast of Night Court” has Tracy reunite the old sitcom s they can perform Kenneth’s wedding script. They give Harry Anderson and Markie Post closure. “Cutbacks” has people fearing Kenneth is really a serial killer. The show still stars Tina Fey. This season she wants that baby and keeps hunting down potential baby daddys. “Senior Macho” has her hooking up with Peter Dinklage (Nip/Tuck). The ultimate dream date arrives with Mad Men‘s Jon Hamm. He’s out of Tina’s league cause he’s a beautiful person. The series won the Best Comedy Emmy for this season. What would be great is an episode with Kenneth the Page stuck in an elevator with Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory. That would be the comicopolypse. The bonus features include plenty of commentary tracks, behind the scenes with the Muppets and a table reading for the final episode. You can witness the magic of how Kenneth the Page becomes a superstar.

    Animal Planet Presents Elephants features Africa’s Elephant Kingdom and Queen of the Elephants. That’s two pachyderms on one dvd. “Africa’s Elephant Kingdom” follows an elephant family as it crosses the continent. Life is rough for these huge creatures. The weather is miserable. The plains aren’t nearly as nice as they used to be. But they keep going in their trek. They won’t be held back. The camera work gives a true sense to what life is like for the African Elephant. “Queen of the Elephants” takes us further East to see the Indian Elephants. While in religion, the elephant is treated as a God, they just aren’t getting that respect anymore in Bangalore. Such is the plight of those who can’t work at a call center because of their tusks.

    Friday 13th Part VII: The New Blood – Deluxe Edition revives Jason Voorhees for a another slaughter in the Crystal Lake area. He’s revived from his watery grave by Tina Shepard (Lar Park-Lincoln). She’s got telekinetic powers. This turns into a fight between the supernatural killing machine and the supernatural outsider girl. It’s a lot of hacking and objects flying around. Think of it as Jason versus Carrie (except they can’t call her that for copyright reasons). There are 16 creative killings in this installment. The most brutal features Jason beating someone zipped inside a sleeping bag against a tree. The film was the first time Kane Hodder pulled on the hockey mask. The bonus features include a commentary track with Hodder, Lincoln and director John Carl Buechler. There’s a making of segment that discusses what the MPAA made them hack away. There’s also those video nasty moments that were too much for audiences in 1988.

    Friday 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan – Deluxe Edition is the final Paramount movie in the Jason Voorhees saga. The title is a bit of a tease. He doesn’t arrive in the Big Apple until the last part of the film. There seems to be so much he could do in New York City prove there’s something worse than a ringing cellphone at a Broadway Show. He could partied with Woody Allen. But instead he just ends up fighting the people from the boat he came down the river on. The guy finally gets out of Crystal Lake and he doesn’t even visit all the tourist traps. There is a breathtaking shot of Jason in the middle of Times Square. Shame the ball wasn’t dropping. Kane Hodder is menacing in his second time behind the hockey mask. The bonus features include the too disturbing for the MPAA outtakes. There’s a gag reel with a shot of Jason that will make you laugh till you head falls off. Seems he dropped by one of the old Times Square sex shops. The film captured bad ’80s fashion and music in the midst of the slaughter.

    Flashpoint: The First Season brings SWAT into the 21st Century except they’re now called Strategic Response Unit (SRU). This elite crack team is led by Enrico Colantoni. He was the photographer on Just Shoot Me. While it sounds like a recipe for “whaaaa” on paper, Colantoni looks credible when strapped down with weapons and body armor. The cases are supposedly torn from the files of the Toronto Police Emergency Task Force. That doesn’t sound quite as impressive as SRU! “First In Line” has a dad go to extreme to get his daughter a heart transplant. “Who’s George” has the bank hostage storyline. “Attention Shoppers” has teenage girls at the mall go nuts with weapons. While some people want us to believe our neighbors to the North are peaceful people, Flashpoint gives us the true score of Canucks versus Canadians. It’s the type of cop show your dad probably likes.

    Walt Disney’s Animation Collection – Classic Short Films: Mickey’s Christmas Carol brings a little mouse action to the classic Dicken’s holiday tale. Scrooge McDuck plays Scrooge. It’s like a role he was born to play. Mickey is the downtrodden Bob Cratchit. There are three other short holiday cartoons. “The Small One” is an animated special from 1978 with Gordon Jump kicking in a voice. Don Bluth directed this tale of a young boy and an old donkey. “Santa’s Workshop” is a Silly Symphony short about the merry man in the red suit. This gives the inside story of what goes on in the North Pole. He does check the list and make the toys with elf labor. “Pluto’s Christmas Tree” has the favorite dog celebrate the holiday season with Mickey. Turns out the tree the duo chop down includes Chip ‘n Dale. This is a great holiday piece of eye candy for the kids to keep them quiet while driving between malls. There’s a lithograph in the box of Mickey and his “Carol” family putting popcorn on the scrawny tree.

    Winnie the Pooh Season of Giving 10th Anniversary Edition DVD & Stocking Gift Set is for those kids who prefer bears to mice. The hour long special is made up of three different holiday segments. “Groundpiglet Day” has the animals enlist the porky pal to play a groundhog on Feb. 2. “A Winnie-the-Pooh Thanksgiving” has them serve up the dinner minus turkey. Guess that would be barbaric. The big finale is the Christmas tree finally arriving in the Thousand Acre woods. “Magic Earmuffs” and “The Wishing Bear” are segments from the Winnie the Pooh Saturday morning cartoon series. There are a couple DVD games in “Decorate Your Own Christmas Tree” and “Coloring with Piglet.” Neither are too complicated and can survive a bout of egg nog. As a bonus there’s a tiny Christmas stocking that’s perfect size for a small bear or a toddler.

    Girlfriends: The Seventh Season is the penultimate season of the old CW series. The season kicks off with Joan hooking up with a guy while volunteering in New Orleans to help victims of the flooding. Acts of charity are the new way for swinging singles to meet. Darnell is working for NASCAR. When he gets back from Florida, he’s got Maya begging him for another baby. Ladies can’t help it when they smell high octane on a man’s hands. Joan gets upset when the group hangs out at Maya’s house. She regains the center by hosting a physical trainer in the living room. There’s 22 episodes on 3 DVDs.

    Medium: The Fifth Season brings another season of Patricia Arquette solving crimes with her psychic ability. “Soul Survivor” has the D.A. beg her to get involved in a personal case. Turns out his friend’s sister was beaten to death. Arquette uses her freaky dreams to discover that it’s the evil spirit of an earlier husband might have been the killer. “A Person of Interest” has Kevin Corrigan in dreams about killing a judge. How come whenever I dream like this, I only uncover crimes of fashion? There’s 19 episodes on 5 DVDs. The bonus features include a “making of” documentary, an interview with Arquette and “Script to Screen” following the creation of an episode.

    My Fair Lady classes up any DVD shelf. This is the Oscar winning classic about how Rex Harrison transformed Audrey Hepburn from a cockney flower girl into a sophisticated charmer. He does it as part of a wager. However this isn’t all the science of linguistics. Turns out the two get a little close in this educational process. Since this is a musical, their relationship gets into focus with “I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Face.” Marni Nixon sang for Hepburn. They include two songs with Hepburn’s own voice. It’s not bad for dinner theater, but needed the switcheroo for Oscar. The commentary track features Nixon along with film preservationist Robert A. Harris. There’s quite a few vintage pieces of footage including the trailer that teased the audience like an E! special. There’s a bit showing off the Los Angeles premiere. The transfers is rich and bold without much futz on the frame. This is the Raymond J. Regis Memorial pick of the month.

    Mirageman is an action film from Chile starring Marko Zaror, the Rock’s stunt double in The Rundown. He’s a stripclub bouncer who saves a TV reporter from thugs robbing her house. He doesn’t stick around after releasing her. When she praises him on TV, he accepts his new career as night time vigilante. He’s kinda like a Batman without that fat Wayne Foundation pumping money into his gadgets. He’s barely got enough cash to cover his mask. After his first disguised fight, he discovers his street clothes have been stolen. The guy can’t get a break. Zaror delivers top notch beatdowns that aren’t over elaborate. It’s good to know someone can make an entertaining superhero flick that doesn’t cost $200 million.

    ANOTHER INSTALLMENT

    Now that Jon doesn’t want his kids on camera, I will traumatize mine for your entertainment. Not that she has a clue what I’m saying.

  • Party Favors: Trumbo

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    SEATTLE — Dalton Trumbo was one of the biggest names in screenwriting who for the longest time wasn’t allowed to show his name on the screen. He won two Oscars, but wasn’t allowed to step onto the stage.

    At the peak of his career in 1947, he was brought before the House Un-American Activities Committee to testify about communists in Hollywood films. Like other screenwriters before the HUAC, he refused to answer the questions. Their decision to not name names got them blacklisted in the industry and sent to prison. After nearly a year behind bars, Dalton secretly returned to screenwriting. He used fake names and front writers on various project. It wasn’t till 1960 when his name accompanied Exodus and Spartacus that the blacklist was broken.

    Trumbo is a documentary about the writer that was originally a play written by his son Christopher Trumbo. The play had actors reading the letters written by Dalton over the course of his plight. The documentary was also written by Christopher as it mixed the letters with vintage with Dalton. Actors such as Dustin Hoffman, Liam Neeson, David Strathairn, Donald Sutherland and Michael Douglas read the letters of Dalton. It is a testimony to a man who survived and allowed his talent to shine in the darkest of hours.

    I had a chance to swap questions via email with Christopher Trumbo about his father, the film (which is just out on DVD from Magnolia Home Entertainment) and Christopher’s own career as a screenwriter that included Ironside and Quincy.

    Party Favors: How were royalty payments worked out when your father was writing under pen names? Or did they not have them at that time?

    Christopher Trumbo: Writers didn’t receive residuals until 1960 or 1961; after the WGA went on strike in 1960.

    PF: How did you feel about the experience of showing Trumbo at Durham’s Full Frame Documentary Film Festival?

    Trumbo: I was enormously pleased with the film’s reception at the Full Frame Festival, all the more so because of Elizabeth Edwards’ introduction. The festival itself was a delight, I was treated better than I deserve, and Durham seemed a charming town.

    PF: What was the most unusual thing you learned about your father while working on the documentary?

    Trumbo: I don’t think I learned anything new about my father from working on the documentary. But I always learn from the actors who read the letters. Each of them, and there have been many by this time if you include those who associated themselves with the play, brings a unique sensibility that continually adds to my knowledge.

    PF: Did you feel closer to your father during the process of making the film than when he was around?

    Trumbo: No. But the film and the play focused my attention on trying to give as accurate a picture of him as I could to everyone associated with the production. Not only who he was or why he did one thing rather than another, but how the events of his life were tied together and the evolution of his ideas.

    PF: Do you think you’ve figured out all the films he worked on under fake names?

    Trumbo: No, and I don’t think anyone will. In the end, it’s not that important. Remember, he worked on many films he wouldn’t have been associated with had he not been blacklisted and sometimes desperate for a job.

    PF: What did you think of Ann Coulter attempting to buff up the image of Joe McCarthy?

    Trumbo: I suppose it keeps her busy, and that’s not a bad thing. The world is filled with opportunities for mischief.

    PF: Do you find it ironic that your father won for The Brave One and Roman Holiday, but didn’t get to collect his Oscars, but Ring Lardner Jr. got to pick up the Oscar for MASH when he admitted that not a single line he wrote in the script made it to the screen?

    Trumbo: Ring received the Oscar for “MASH” after he had become “un-blacklisted,” so there is really no comparison with “The Brave One” and “Roman Holiday.” Mike Wilson and Carl Foreman also received Oscars posthumously, in their case for “Bridge Over the River Kwai.”

    For reasons that I am sure are clear to the Academy those Oscars were never alluded to or presented on television at Academy’s annual award ceremonies where sleek golden statuettes are bestowed upon the chosen, or in some cases to a surviving relative of the intended recipient if there has been a death.

    The Academy did sponsor public ceremonies for blacklisted writers where Oscars changed hands, but the occasions were of a quiet nature, the kind of ceremony that appears to be reserved for screenwriters who wrote clandestinely. The fact that Academy changed its rules at one point in the 1950s to make sure that a blacklisted writer would not receive one of its awards may have something to do with its later reluctance to acknowledge the achievements of blacklisted writers in the same way they would recognize any other writer. Second class ceremonies for Trumbo, Wilson and Foreman.

    PF: Do you think it was fair for the Academy to remove Ian McLellan Hunter’s name from the Oscar for Roman Holiday?

    Trumbo: The Academy has its own rules. I don’t believe that fairness has anything to do with its considerations.

    PF: What was it like establishing yourself as a screenwriter? Did your father’s name help or hurt during meetings? Did it give you a good sense of what sort of people you were dealing with?

    Trumbo: To tell the truth, I’m not sure that my father’s name helped or harmed me. Maybe some of each, but if so my guess is they balanced each other out.

    PF: When you wrote on Ironside, did you keep having to worry how you’d get the wheelchair into the locations since it was before they made buildings handicap accessible?

    Trumbo: Ironside was much too clever to let lack of wheelchair access stop him from seeing justice done. His assistants, by the way, were quite nimble.

    PF: What was it like working on the script for Quincy? Did they provide the scientific research? Did you get to write, “That’s tantamount to murder?”

    Trumbo: Neither the network, the studio, or the people working on “Quincy” provided me or my co-writer, Jeff Freilich, any scientific research. We did it all ourselves.

    I can’t imagine writing tantamount in dialog except as a possible rhyme for catamount, and then only if the character is reciting a limerick.

    PF: Have you seen people change their opinion of your father after seeing the film?

    Trumbo: I don’t know if anyone has changed their mind about my father as a result of seeing the film, and if they have, I haven’t been told. I’m certain there are people who had never heard of Trumbo who now have an opinion of him, and what that opinion is remains a mystery to me.

    CHILD LABOR LAWS

    In an attempt to cash in on using my offspring as a stepping stone to a Ryan Seacrest produced reality show; here’s the start of a series called, “Things I Can Tell My Daughter While She Hasn’t A Clue What I’m Saying.” Today’s topic is Disney films.

    I’m ready to party with Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin.

    HALFTIME

    This geezer tells me that he no longer watch the NFL games on TV because they cut away at halftime to the studio for game updates instead of showing 12 minutes of cheerleaders entertaining the crowd. I didn’t have a heart to tell the oldtimer that halftime at NFL games isn’t that exciting and doesn’t involve cheerleaders doing high school level routines. Got to let the man die with a fantasy intact.

    The goal of any sports franchise at halftime is to get your ass in line for another two overpriced cups of beer. Entertainment detracts from that circle of cash. Although at Bengals-Browns games, halftime is when they have suicide prevention counselors next to the urinals.

    BEAM ME UP 1080P

    Star Trek – The Original Series: Season 2 Blu-ray gives us high definition transfers of the show with both the original effects and new CGI enhanced effects as options. You can choice if you want old school Trek or cyber school images. The second season (of three seasons) is memorable for one major reason: Tribbles! Those cute fuzzy balls of joy appear in “The Trouble with Tribbles.” The disc also contains the Tribble episodes from the animated cartoon series and Deep Space Nine. “Amok Time” has Spock returning to Vulcan to mate. Except it’s more complicated there than a bottle of Jack Daniels and a copy of Roxy Music’s Avalon. “Mirror, Mirror” puts Kirk into an alternate universe where the Enterprise crew are out of control. “Patterns of Force” takes the crew to a Nazi planet. “Bread and Circuses” switches it up to a Roman planet. Not to be confused with “Who Mourns for Adonais?” with an alien thinking he’s a Greek god. It’s a fine 26 episodes on the second season. The best bonus feature is “Billy Blackburn’s Home Movies.” He was the silent crewman who filled in for Sulu on the bridge. Turns out he had plenty of duties on the show playing monsters and aliens, but still had time to break out his movie camera to gets glimpses of the show. The remastered high-def image is space age superiority when compared to the old DVDs. This is the ultimate version of Star Trek: Season 2 that should sit on your TV next to your Klingon to Vulcan Dictionary. The Season 3 Blu-ray is scheduled for Dec. 15.

    BLU-RAY FEAR-FEST

    The Hannibal Lecter Collection Blu-ray gives us the first three films featuring everyone’s favorite cannibalistic shrink in 1080p glory. Manhunter was Michael Mann’s attempt to bring the Miami Vice style to the world of Cinemascope. The camera angles are sleek and the soundtrack dominates the action. William Petersen (C.S.I.) is the FBI profiler brought back into action to hunt down a serial killer who kills families. Petersen’s technique is to get into the head of the killer. This takes him into dark places. He gets a little assistance from Hannibal Lecktor (Brian Cox) in hunting down a serial killer nicknamed the Tooth Fairy (Tom Noonan ofMonster Squad). The big finale is all timed to Iron Butterfly’s “Inna Gadda Da Vida”. Silence of the Lambs is the Oscar standard for serial killer films. Nearly 2 decades later, the interaction between Jodie Foster’s FBI agent and Anthony Hopkins’ version of Lector is thrilling. Ted Levine (Monk) is peerless as the Jame Gumb torturing Brooke Smith (Weeds). Keep an eye out for the legendary Tracey Walter (Repo Man) and Charles Napier (Squidbillies). Hannibal lets Anthony Hopkins take Hannibal on a tasting tour of Italy. Julianne Moore takes over Jodie Foster’s role. This is a semi-love story where Ray Liotta gets served like monkey brains. The transfers on all three films look great. There are no bonus features so don’t dump your DVDs if you upgrade.

    Child’s Play Blu-ray reminds us why it’s not good for cops to shoot down killers inside toy stores. In this case, the killer transfers his evil soul into the body of a Chucky doll. And this little creeping plastic boy is ready to continue life-taking. He wants to put his soul into his new owner. This is what spurred the long running series. There’s loads of bonus features and a DVD copy for you to let the kids watch in the back of the mini-van. It’s a great way to get them to shut up about going to Toys-R-Us.

    Wrong Turn -Blu-ray reminds America why under all circumstance, there is no good short cut that involves cutting through West Virginia. Two cars make the wrong turn and end up wrecking in the middle of nowhere in the backwoods mountains. You’d figure this could be a cute romance with Jeremy Sisto (Six Feet Under) working his magic on Eliza Dushku (Dollhouse) and Emmanuelle Chriqui (Sloan on Entourage). But before this can turn into a Cinema After Dark masterpiece, a pack of mutant cannibalistic hillbillies attack them. Why do these toothless wonders have to interrupt the love? This film reminds us why it’s best to take the long way to Raleigh, North Carolina. Amongst the bonus features is a commentary track with Dushku contributing.

    Wrong Turn 2: Dead End – Blu-ray takes us back into the West Virginia hills. This time Henry Rollins is the host of a survivalist reality competition show. He drags six kids into the wilderness with the quest of seeing which one can thrive. However mutant cannibal hillbillies aren’t part of the pre-production schedule. Did the PAs remember to get model release forms signed by the hillbillies? Shame there aren’t more reality shows that mix their cast with inbred cannibal hillbillies. This would be great upgrade for Hell’s Kitchen. The bonus features allow us to study the thespian techniques of Henry Rollins.

    Misery – Bluray is also another warning tale involving evil people you can encounter in the mountains. However instead of an inbred cannibal, writer James Caan encounters uber-fan Kathy Bates when she saves him from a snowy wreck. While he recovers at her house, she gets a sneak peak at his upcoming novel. She’s doesn’t like his latest plot twist and decides to give him attitude adjustment involving a lighter fluid and sledgehammers. Bates won the Oscar for being the ultimate psycho fan and she’s extra creepy in Hi-Def. They include the DVD version as a bonus. It contains all the special features including several pieces on stalking fans. There’s a commentary track from Rob Reiner.

    DVD SHELF

    The Paul Newman: The Tribute Collection contains 13 of the icon’s finer screen moments. The set includes The Long, Hot Summer, Rally ’round the Flag, Boys!, From the Terrace, Exodus, The Hustler, Adventures of a Young Man, What a Way to Go!, Hombre, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Towering Inferno, Buffalo Bill and the Indians, or Sitting Bull’s History Lesson, Quintet and The Verdict. Has it really been a year since Newman passed away? He was one of finest actors, a fun race car driver and a great salad dressing chef. His best three films in this box set are The Hustler, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and The Verdict. Although for pure dumb fun, put on The Towering Inferno. He’s the architect of a skyscraper that catches fire because of cheap wiring. It’s up to Newman, Steve McQueen and O.J. Simpson to save the party in the penthouse. One thing you’ll realize after a few of these films is that Paul Newman knew how to act with a drink in his hand. This collection goes perfect with a bag of Newman’s Own popcorn.

    The Haunted World of El Superbeasto allows Rob Zombie to bring motion to his outrageous comic creations. The main hero is a Mexican wrestler who has branched out to making adult films and fighting Dr. Satan (voiced by Paul Giamatti). Turns out the ultimate in evil is going to marry Rosario Dawson. Superbeasto doesn’t care too much, but superheroine Suzi X (Sheri Moon Zombie) makes it her business while she’s fighting nazi zombies. It’s kind of like an Adult Swim project except with tons of female nudity. They have plenty of great actors contributing voices including Clint Howard, Sid Haig, Geoffrey Lewis, Laraine Newman, Danny Trejo and Elvira. Unfortunately there’s no bonus feature of them in the vocal booth. They do have moments that didn’t make the cut.

    Taxi: The Fourth Season finally arrives after four years since the release of Season 3. Talk about a slow cab ride. This is the series that launched the career of Jeff Conaway into Celebrity Rehab stardom. This season he pops up until he’s completely written out. Who needs him when you’ve got Tony Danza? “Jim the Psychic” has Christopher Llyod (Back to the Future) swear he sees the death of Judd Hirsch. Part of the vision come true enough to spook Danny Devito that his favorite cabbie is going to bite it. “Vienna Waits” has Judd and Marilou Henner take a B-roll tour of Europe. Will their vacation lead to a romantic getaway? Or will Judd be a big tool? A slight warning that there are a few musical moments clipped. A guitarist song to Henner on the airplane is grounded. The 24 episodes have plenty of laugh worthy moments especially with the antics of Andy Kaufman as Latka. The fifth (and final) season is scheduled for Dec. 22

    Mitch Fatel Is Magic: Live, Extended & Uncensored brings us the dirty Rain Man of comedy. Mitch has nailed the man-child voice without it being irritating. His observations about sex, oral sex, breasts and sex with animals are disturbing and on target. The Oral sex with closed eyes routine has been proven true by medical science. “The handjob is the ugly stepsister of all the jobs,” he declares. He’s like a third grader explaining sex on the playground if the kid figured out how to get past his parents’ web-block program on the computer. He mentions how finding out his date had sex with a horse would be a bit of a bump in establishing a relationship. Unlike the short Comedy Central special, the DVD performance is 65 minutes without any bloopers. And what’s the point of missing out on Mitch discussing golden showers? For those fearful of comedy magic – it’s just one trick at the start. The bonuses on the DVD include cut jokes including his Christian Bale moment, animated version of his matching bra and panties joke and fans testifying to Mitch being a pervert. This is the perfect gift to send the Duggar family.

    The Ghost Whisperer: The Fourth Season brings us more Jennifer Love Hewitt talking to dead people. This is a big season since Jennifer’s Melinda ends up marrying Jim Clancy (David Conrad). Even on their honeymoon, she can’t stop seeing ghosts. Which is strange since most honeymooners don’t see what’s on the other side of their hotel room door. She also gets knocked up. The scary season finale has her discover the date of her death is her due date. Is it a spoiler if CBS is advertising a fifth season is going on the air with Jennifer? Bonus features include the webisodes, interactive games a tribute to Jamie Kennedy joining the show as Eli James. In case you don’t read People Magazine, Kennedy is Jennifer’s boyfriend. Guess he’s getting career advice from Tom Arnold.

    Friday 13th The Series: The Final Season gives us the last 19 episodes of the syndicated series that ended in 1990. Not to give away any secrets, but Jason Voorhees doesn’t make a cameo in the final episode. The show has Louise Robey and Steve Monarque running around the country retrieving evil items sold from an evil antiques store. The series was shot in Canada so the guest stars are probably more famous for readers in Toronto. “Crippled Inside” is an early break for Dean McDermott before he made a career out of shagging Tori Spelling. “Year of the Monkey” has Tia Carrera (Wayne’s World). Colm Feore (Slings and Arrows) proves he’s “Mightier Than the Sword.” The final episode “The Charnel Pit” has Robey fall through a painting and meet the Marquis de Sade. She gets laced up and ready for a flogging.

    Director Brett Ratner The Shooter Series: Volume 1 is the backstory to the man who took the helm of the Rush Hour films. This is a collection of his music videos and commercials. Among the videos are Madonna’s “Beautiful Stranger,” Wu-Tang Clan’s “Triumph” and LL Cool J’s “Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed By Buildings.” Now that’s a title of a song that always needs to get referenced in reviews of NCIS: Los Angeles. Ratner provide commentary to all the projects. A 33 minute documentary is a celebrity testimonial to his talent. Best moment is him showing Jessica Simpson how to strut around the General Lee in her “Boots Were Made For Walking” video.

    Triangle brings together a threesome of legendary Hong Kong directors on one project. Johnny To (The Heroic Trio), Tsui Hark (Once Upon a Time in China) and Ringo Lam (City On Fire) each wrote and directed a 30 minute segment of the film. Three men desperately in need of cash get involved in a robbery scheme that turns into a treasure map. It gets good and twisted when a shady cop banging one of their wives muscles his way into the action. There’s plenty of action on the screen from this trio.

    Fame: The Complete Seasons 1 & 2 tones down the movie about the high school for the performing arts. It’s still a drama about talented high school students that want to perform, but they’re not merely as messed up as real art school kids. Debbie Allen is the dance instructor that stirs the pot. Benjamin Hague is the music teacher who wants to get these kids to reach deep down for their art although he doesn’t like synths. Gene Anthony Ray is the dancer who must overcome his educational deficiencies to keep learning how to move. It’s a nice primer for anyone thinking they should apply to an art school. The first 38 episodes on 8 single-sided DVDs.

    Brotherhood: The Final Season wraps up the Showtime series about two powerful brothers in Rhode Island. Tommy is a moving up fast in state government. Mike is also making a power grab in the local crime world. The show has a gritty real feel like The Wire. Unfortunately it never quite grabbed the cult love which explains why it only got 8 episodes in its farewell lap. Luckily all three seasons are now on DVD so you can rediscover it on your own time.

    Life On Mars: The Complete Series adapts the Manchester sci-fi cop drama to the gritty streets of New York City in 1973. They did a good job in the casting of the US version with Jason O’Mara as Detective Sam Tyler, Harvey Keitel as Lt. Gene Hunt, Michael Imperioli as Det. Ray Carling and Gretchen Mol as Annie Norris. In case you haven’t seen the original, while on a case in 2008, Sam Tyler gets knocked out. He wakes up and it’s 1973. He can’t figure out if this is a coma dream or if he really went through a slip in time. He has to keep up his job as a cop, but he no longer has modern crime fighting tools like cellphones and the internet. He’s at the mercy of Keitel, a cop who likes to beat out confessions. There’s constant hints that something is weird as Sam sees little robots and hears voices from the future. The show was just a little bit too weird for American audiences and lasted only 17 episodes. A bonus feature here has Lee Majors visiting the cast. How will Michael Imperioli’s mustache react to meeting the Six Million Dollar Man?

    CSI NY: The Fifth Season brings us more criminal tales from the rotten core of the Big Apple. “Veritas” has Gary Sinise being found after being kidnapped at the end of last season. However he can’t be much help since a concussion has made him forget what happened. Elias Koteas (Crash and Exotica) guest stars so you know trouble is around the corner. “Page Turner” has a woman turn up dead at a Maroon Five concert. Coincidentally, the only reason I’d be at a Maroon Five concert is because someone killed me and dumped my body in the cheap seats. You wouldn’t sniff a corpse in the crowd with their crap coming out of the speakers. “My Name is Mac Taylor” has a serial killer taking victims who have the same name as Gary Sinise’s character. “Forbidden Fruit” has a woman die after eating the latest miracle fruit. Did Oprah and Dr. Oz promote this episode? There’s 25 episodes this season.

    Ugly Betty: The Complete Third Season wraps up what might be the end of the Ugly era. Rumor has it that the next season America Ferrera is getting a makeover on scale with The Devil Wears Prada. For this season, we get a little taste of crazy with Lindsay Lohan as a guest star. Seems like she was supposed to last a little longer in the role, but she drove the producers nuts. I’m shocked. Supposedly she was more out of control than her back biting character who uses and abuses Betty. As a bit of a rest, they also cast the always charming Bernadette Peters (The Jerk). She still looks great after all these years.

    Castle: The Complete First Season has all 10 episodes of the mid-season replacement series. The premise has Rick Castle (Nathan Fillion) being a famous crime writer who gets called by the NYPD when a serial killer is copy-cat killing based on his novels. He hooks up with Det. Kate Beckett (Stana Katic) to follow the case. He starts to work on his next book with a fictionalized version of her as his new lead character. The show harkens back to Remington Steele in tone and chemistry between the two leads. There’s also a Rockford Files vibe since Stephen J. Cannell cameos. A bonus feature lets Cannell take center stage.

    The Hills Run Red claims that in 1982 the original version of The Hills Run Red was released and quickly pulled from theaters because it was just too disgusting. The prints were destroyed and the cast vanished. This movie is about the mystery of that movie. Did it really exist? Young filmmaker Tad Hilgenbrinck can’t stop investigating it. His main lead is Sophie Monk. She’s dancing in a stripclub. Unlike Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body, Sophie drops her top while shaking it in the champagne room. She guides Tad and his friends out to the rural location of the film. Turns out her co-star is still on the scene. The bloodbath continues since someone wants to make a sequel. There’s a 28 minute behind the scene documentary to remind us this was all just a film, although it’s still a very gory film.

  • Party Favors: Leno’s Long Goodbye

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    BURBANK — Chat Fatigue is coming.

    Forget swine flu (or H1N1); Chat Fatigue will be the sickness that will overtake millions this fall. The group most susceptible to this are NBC viewers. Now that Jay Leno will be taking over the 10 p.m. slot from Monday to Friday (starting Sept. 14) on the Peacock network, viewers will get four hours of people sitting behind desks and talking directly to the camera.

    Can the average viewer really handle going from Leno to local news to Conan O’Brien to Jimmy Fallon to Carson Daly? How many guys in suits and ties sitting behind a desk do you want to experience after an 8 hours of work day with guys in suits and ties sitting behind desks? They’re all going to stare at you through the boob tube and jibber jabber. Kinda like the doofus with the desk next to you at work.

    Each of the four comic hosts will be mining the same news events for their opening monologues. It will resemble a network version of telephone as they give us a variation on the same punchline. Is it going to be funny by the time Carson Daly mutilates the humor with his tweaked out stare? These four shows will be doing their hardest to rotate the same batch of guests promoting the same movies or TV shows. And they’re all going to be talking and saying the same stuff until it blurs in your brain. That’s when Chat Fatigue takes hold.

    You’ve suffered from it before on a local level. You know that moment where you’re eating dinner with people only your pal knows and everyone is talking to you, but they’re talking about stuff that doesn’t include you? At some point you’re sick of hearing them blather about stuff that has so little to do with your reality. You either zone out or escape to the bathroom. That’s Chat Fatigue. And that’s what might happen to the average NBC viewer. Odds are high they’ll just pass out on the sofa with the remote in hand.

    What’s strange is how NBC will resemble MSNBC with people sitting around desks and discussing the same topics for hours on end. The only difference is that MSNBC mixes it up with a few Lock Up marathons. Did you know this year’s toilet wine will feature a touch of smoke flavor thanks to a pack of Pall Malls being dumped in the bowl?

    I’m not going to predict doom and gloom for Leno. Odds are he’s going to be a bang for the buck sensation for NBC. He’ll attract the crowd who are bored by C.S.I.: Pismo Beach or screaming pundit shows. The person who has the most to fear from Leno is Conan O’Brien. He’s already in a heated battle with David Letterman. After a decade of Tonight Show domination, Dave’s been winning the overall numbers lately. He won two weeks with repeats against freshly baked Tonight Shows. Conan is holding onto the prized demographic group with a slim margin. But part of Conan’s audience are Leno fan holdovers. Will they really want to watch Conan after they get their 10 p.m. Leno fix? Will they sit through the entire local newscast or turn off the TV and go to bed after getting tomorrow’s weather update?

    Conan hasn’t been endearing himself to Leno’s crowd. His interview style is rather bland. He’s always claimed he does a comedy show that gets interrupted by guests. His recent talk with Bill Maher made the Harvard alumni look like he’d graduated Aversion U. The man should just stick to asking guest, “What’s your favorite cheese?” He received the ultimate kiss of death when my mother told me that she can’t stand Conan. He’s doomed. Don’t worry about Jimmy Fallon moving up to the 11:35 slot. He’s lucky to have outlived Chevy Chase’s talkshow career. In a perfect world, NBC would have Rob Riggle waiting in the wings to take over Conan’s show. But a perfect world wouldn’t have allowed Jeff Zucker to take over NBC-Universal.

    Conan shouldn’t be the only person fearing the axe. This season will be marked by The Leno Line. Any series on ABC and CBS that scores lower than Leno for two consecutive weeks will not be aired the third week. It’ll be the ratings equivalent of being lapped by the stoner geek with asthma in junior high P.E. Nobody will be pleased to barely beat Leno. It’ll be trounce or be bounced for the rival shows.

    Is America ready for 4 hours of talk, talk, talk, talkshows? I predict they’ll go to bed early so they can wake up to 4 hours of The Today Show.

    IT’S GOTTA BE TRUE

    Did you know that if a family of four that buys their groceries at Whole Foods swaps over to Piggly Wiggly, they’ll save enough money in year to pay for their health insurance? I was told this fact by the ghost of Margaret Thatcher.

    GOOD VICK PICK

    How are we really supposed to know when Philadelphia Eagles fans are booing Michael Vick for his dogfighting past versus him being booed because he’s on the field in Philly? These people boo at funerals if they think a pall bearer is a step off. They’ll boo a pregnant woman for losing her water. So Vick won’t have anything to fear about the reaction from Eagles fans. They’ll just boo him. It’s when they cheer for you in Lincoln Field that you have to be nervous that they’re ready to turn against you.

    TICKET TO RIDE

    I should be pumped up about the Beatles Rock Band game. The animation recreations of the Fab Four over their career look amazing. They’ve made the plastic instruments to resemble their weapons of choice during the British Invasion. This is almost a dream come true for a Beatles fiend. Will I be the first in line at Box O’ Electronics this 09-09-09 at 9:09 a.m.? Will I be forking out big bucks to join the revolution?

    Nope. I can’t enter the world of Rock Band. No matter how cool it seems, what’s the point of being a dork punching buttons on fake instruments. Even David Duchovny looks like a goober playing Guitar Hero on Californication. It triggers youthful memories of playing a tiny plastic Banana Splits guitar except now there’s scoring involved in my faux music moments. I’d be addicted if the game involved going back in time to prevent John Lennon from meeting Yoko Ono, locating the corpse of the real Paul McCartney or Pete Best ultimate fighting Ringo Starr. Maybe I’ll give into this craze when they release Rock Band Leonard Cohen. I’ll max out on “Don’t Go Home With Your Hard-On.”

    GOO-GO-GO

    How many people sent Michael Jackson sperm to be shoved into turkey basters to create his family? Macaulay Culkin, the kid from Oliver, Jamie Leigh Curtis and Abe Vigoda are all rumored to have donated spunk to the cause. Jacko was getting more jizz popped for him than Gianna Michaels. The only person eliminated from the daddy pool is Michael Jackson. I’m starting to get worried if I completely wiped a toilet seat and could have contributed to the cause.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    M*A*S*H – Blu-ray brings Robert Altman’s masterpiece about Korean War surgeons of the 4077 to 1080p. This was the film that made superstars out of Donald Sutherland and Elliot Gould as Hawkeye and Trapper John. The movie takes us through their comic escapades to give them a brief rest from the battles raging around them. These were not John Wayne types patching up the wounded. Altman doesn’t let things get too bogged down. The film plays like a documentary as every one in a scene can come into play. Every one is wired for sound. The documentary feel gets reflected in the look of the picture. The hi-def image resembles the murky nature of the original 35mm print. The bonus features include a commentary track from the late Robert Altman. “AMC Backstory – M*A*S*H Enlisted: The Story of M*A*S*H Through the Lens” gives a decent history of the film that eventually became a TV sensation. There’s also “M*A*S*H Reunion.” This is a bit more rough than the TV show so it might upset the TVLand crowd. If you’re putting together a collection of great ’70s movies, M*A*S*H – Blu-ray must go on the shelf.

    The Girl Next Door – Blu-ray gives definition to a rather lightweight film. Elisha Cuthbert (24) is a porn star who moves next door to Emile Hirsch (Speed Racer). He falls in love with her, but she has issues with such things. Now the film is unrated but that doesn’t mean you get to see any topless moments of Elisha. She’s pure tease on the screen. That’s just wrong. You play a porn star, you have to at least drop your top to earn that unrated edition. This is one of those cute films that will allow you to use it on a date. The 1080p transfer would have looked a lot better if it’s been used to give high definition to more than naked, sweaty shoulders. There’s plenty of bonus features including “Making of A Look Next Door,” “Gag Reel,” “15 Deleted Scenes,” “Original Ending,” “Red Band GND Trailer “diRRTty” and “Sex Education” featurette. At least we don’t get more nudity from Speed Racer.

    High Crimes – Blu-ray takes us back to a time when Ashley Judd and Morgan Freeman ruled cinema as plucky youth and experienced elder. This movie has Ashley’s husband (Jim Caviezel) get busted by the FBI for a civilian massacre when he was a marine. Her only legal help is Freeman. But he’s a recovering alcoholic and the pressure might drive him to drink. It’s engaging military legal thriller from director Carl Franklin. Bonus features include “A Military Mystery,” “FBI Takedown in Union Square,” “A Different Kind of Justice,” “Liar Liar: How to Beat a Polygraph with Sue Ducett,” “The Car Crash” and “Together Again.” The 1080p transfers looks good. It brings out the glow in Ashley’s face that normally comes from Kentucky basketball wins.

    Gladiator – Sapphire Series Blu-ray brings the Roman Coliseum action to Hi-Def in a way that makes you fear Russell Crowe is going to hack your head off. In case you haven’t seen the film or watched cable TV in the last 5 years, Crowe plays a Roman General who gets screwed over royally be the Emperor’s son (Joaquin Phoenix). Instead of going home after a successful battle, he’s sold into slavery. He becomes a big hit on the regional gladiator circuit. This leads him to Rome for a massive beatdown in the Colliseum. He plots revenge on Phoenix. It’s a Spartacus level Roman epic. The spectacle of the event looks fine on the Blu-ray image. Everything from the original DVD release has been brought over. There are new bonus features from the original DVD release. “The Scrolls of Knowledge” lets you watch short behind the scenes features while the movie plays. “Visions of Elysium Topic Portal” is an interactive way to footnote the film at various times. Gladiator is still a fine popcorn escapist afternoon matinee. Crowe has aged well when entering the arena.

    Braveheart – Sapphire Series Blu-ray takes us back to a time when Mel Gibson was an outlaw who upset a nation. Instead of upsetting the Malibu police, Gibson was inspiring the Scottish nation while attacking England. He transforms into William Wallace, an inspirational leader from the 13th century. Mel has several major inspirational moments that get replayed plenty of times on arena jumbotrons to pull victory out of defeat. His blue faced battle cry of “Freedom” won Mel a directing Oscar. No need to say how his revolution ended except to say that in High-Def, you don’t want to get too close to the screen. Blood might splatter on you. The battles scenes are so vivid and face filling. You’ll duck under a sofa cushion to avoid getting plugged. They’ve created a new hour long documentary called “Braveheart: A Look Back” that’s in HD. “Dimensional Battlefields of the Scottish Rebellion” breaks down the actual battles like one of those History Channel specials. “Smithfield: Medieval Killing Fields” gives us a tour of the battlefields. This is an essential Blu-ray for anyone who embraces the plaid.

    DVD SHELF

    Important Things With Demetri Martin: Season One is a full show starring The Daily Show‘s Trendspotting correspondent. Demetri is the evolution of Steven Wright with the addition of an acoustic guitar and an easel with a large pad. He uses a slow delivery to sound profound. He’s got a special relationship with his Sharpie. The seven episodes play like Mind of Mencia with a mixture of his stand up in front of a studio audience and filmed sketches. Each show focuses on an Important Thing such as timing, chairs, brains and safety. He’s at his best when he’s looking innocent while doing stuff that would upset grandma. His time traveling character goes back to the time of Jesus so he can hook up with Mary Magdalene. You won’t be wanting to share this moment with the Pope or Bill O’Reilly. The bonus features include deleted sketches, a sticker and a tiny poster perfect for you veal pen office. Martin gives us the 21st Century version of Dave Allen At Large except he has all his fingers.

    Animal Armageddon – Target: Earth is more than enough dinosaur action to hypnotize an 8 year old. The four 41 minute episodes takes us around the globe during prehistoric times. The CGI animation creates a realistic environment for the big lizards. This isn’t like the old Land of the Lost. Scientists explain theories about how life began on the Earth and how the Ice Age took out the dinosaurs. They do an outstanding job explaining various creatures and how they interacted. This includes how they attacked and ate each other. This is the perfect gift for the home schooled wonder who denies evolutionary principles.

    Harper’s Island: The DVD Edition was a daring summer series since it promised to kill off most of the cast over the course of 13 episodes. There wasn’t an episode that didn’t feature a familiar face getting zipped up in a bodybag. It’s kind of like a homicidal version of Survivor. The victims end up on Harper’s Island as the guests for the wedding of Christopher Gorham and Katie Cassidy. And to think I complain about wedding receptions that only serve finger food. There were murders on the island seven years before so it’s kind of like having your wedding at Crystal Lake. For a series that didn’t do too well, there’s plenty of bonus features for those wanting to catch up on the body count action. CBS was creative with their promos. The Harper’s Globe webisodes are included.

    Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween Movie: Limited Edition with Plush is this season’s gift to make you a popular uncle/aunt. Along with the movie comes a small Winnie-the-Pooh plush doll. He’s wearing a Tigger outfit. It’s extremely cute if you’re into small stuffed animals. The 65 minute movie has Roo introducing his pal Lumpy the Heffalump to the candy filled holiday. Tigger fills the Roo and Lumpy with nonsense of a wicked creature known as a Gobloon that comes out that night. If the Gobloon catches trick or treaters, they get turned into Jaggedy Lanterns. If the treaters nab the Gobloon, they get a wish. The duo have to hunt down the creature when Pooh eats all their candy. They need more sugar. Their adventure goes bad and the two wish for something better than sugar sweets. It’s rather educational for the little ones. The DVD-ROM portion includes a way to print out Pooh themed Halloween party invitations, BINGO cards and pumpkin carving stencils. Although odds are your kid will care more about the stuffed Pooh in the Tigger outfit than playing BINGO.

    CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: The Complete Ninth Season is a transitional time for the Las Vegas crew. William Peterson’s steps back from the show. Who can replace the man from Man Hunter? Why it’s Laurence Fishburne. He looks right for the role, but it’s hard not to imagine him during a conference insisting people choose the red or blue pill. Peterson sticks around for the first third of the season. “Art Imitates Life” has a serial killer going around posing his victims just like an artist poses his models. Could it be the same guy? Before Peterson can take his time off the show, another cast member gets a casket shot for his departure. There’s no need to mention the name of this episode since it’ll give away what CSI member dies and who amongst them took the person out. Is that enough of a teaser without giving away the goods? “Leave Out All the Rest” brings back the S&M kink. “Young Man With A Horn” investigate a murder that involves Tippi Hedren (Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds) and Robert Guillaume (Benson). “A Space Oddity” is mom’s favorite episode of the season. She proceeded to tell me the entire show before I had a chance to watch it. Besides the death of a TV producer at a Sci-Fi convention, Wallace Langham (The Larry Sanders Show) realizes he could seriously bond with Liz Vassey. They even have a commentary track on this episode. The “Rats In Space” bonus feature also deals with this episode. The season does plays well even with the cast turnover. There’s a Blu-ray edition for those who adore crime scenes in 1080p.

    CSI: Miami: The Seventh Season lets the blood flow under the palms. The previous season ended with the assignation of David Caruso on an airport tarmac. Was he really going to walk out on this TV series? Would Jimmy Smits be taking over the team? Well the answer is given that this shooting wasn’t all that it appears. Caruso wasn’t ready to kill another golden goose. Elizabeth Berkley (Showgirls) returns this season as his ex-lover and baby’s mama. “Won’t Get Fueled Again” takes us back to last year when gas was $5 a gallon. At a sheik white dress beach party, a man on fire bursts into a tent. It’s a fantastic burn stunt that you’ll watch in slow-mo afterward. The bonus features include “The Miami Sound Machine,” “New AV Lab” and “a few audio commentaries. You have to provide your own sunglasses to take off when Caruso uncovers his own peepers. Joel McHale on The Soup really knows how to recreate this signature move.

    Criminal Minds: Season 4 is another visit with the FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit. Thomas Gibson (Eyes Wide Shut) and Joe Mantegna (The Simpsons) run the procedural series. “Mayhem” resolves the season three cliffhanger when terrorist blew up a BAU SUV. What BAU was DOA in the SUV? “Minimal Loss” has them go undercover in a cult to check out claims of child abuse. Luke Perry gives another performance that rates up with his Oz turn. “Masterpiece” has them profile a serial killer that’s confessed to his crimes, but he’s still got an active killing. They’ve got to stop him. The serial killer is Jason Alexander wearing a wig stolen from Rick Wakeman. Wouldn’t have been great if the final episode of Seinfeld had George kill off the gang. There’s 26 episodes spread over 7 DVDs. The bonuses include a gag reel, deleted scenes and “Working the Scene” that gives us details on 11 episodes. Like NCIS, Criminal Minds keeps improving in the ratings.

    Desperate Housewives: The Complete Fifth Season – The Red Hot Edition lets us catch up on the ladies of Wisteria Lane. There’s a lot more to gossip to grab this time since the season starts off five years after the last episode when Dana Delany (China Beach) shot her husband. The big addition to the show is Gale Harold. That’s right, Brian Kinney of Queer As Folk is now boffing Lois Lane (Teri Hatcher). Harold’s not in too many episodes since in the middle of the season he got into a motorcycle wreck. Nicollette Sheridan ends up married to Neal McDonough. That guy just exudes A-holeness on the screen. Is it possible to look at him for five minutes without wanting an excuse to kneecap him? Turns out he’s also got an unhealthy interest in Teri Hatcher. Who wouldn’t? The boxset contains plenty of bonus features to keep #1 fan Oprah busy. They have bloopers, deleted scenes and commentary tracks. The best of the apple basket is “Miss Piggy takes Wisteria Lane.” Only Miss Piggy looks like she’s had less work done on her face than a couple of the housewives.

    Brothers and Sisters: The Complete Third Season reminds us how messed up the children of Sally Fields (Smokey and the Bandit and Tom Skerrit (Alien) would be. The Walker family seems to be an off shoot of the world of thirtysomething which makes sense since it stars Patricia Wettig. The daughters along with Calista Flockhard (Ally McBeal) and Rachel Griffiths (Six Feet Under). Griffiths becomes a single sister this season. Although she spends most of her freshly minted free time on her new business venture. Wettig is Skerrit’s mistress who has taken over the family’s business. It’s tense affair with sibling rivalries raging in Pasadena. The bonus features include letting us see a real family winery in Ojai. Nobody at the winery seems as messed up as the Walkers. There’s an intriguing interview with Fields and Wettig. Nice to see them out of character.

    The Game: The First Season puts Girlfriends into the locker room by letting us meet the wives of pro football players. It’s kind of like The Real Housewives of Atlanta except without so much drama. Tia Mowry skips John Hopkins Med School to move out west with her wide receiver boyfriend. She quickly learns the game behind the game from the ladies that love the gridiron stars. It’s more female oriented than HBO’s Hard Knocks. It’s geared towards the folks that liked Girlfriends. This is the first of three seasons.

    Bonanza: The Official First Season, Volume 1 & Volume 2 finally gives us a legitimate version of the Cartwright family saga. They were a family of a father Ben (Battlestar Galactica‘s Lorne Greene) and his three sons by different wives that died on him: Adam (Trapper John M.D.‘s Pernell Roberts), Little Joe (I Was A Teenage Werewolf‘s Michael Landon) and Hoss (Dan Blocker). Anyone ever figure out what really happened to these women? Why isn’t there C.S.I.: Ponderosa? Each volume contains half of the 32 episodes from the debut season. Volume 1 sets the series with “A Rose for Lotta.” Turns out the Cartwrights aren’t beloved by their fellow rich neighbors. The city folk are jealous of Cartwright’s forests on their 1,000 square mile ranch. Ben refuses to harvest the wood so they can use them for support beams in the nearby mines. He doesn’t want his land turned into a wasteland. He’s a greenie. The mine owners plot to kidnap Little Joe using the alluring trap of Yvonne De Carlo (Lily Munster). The ransom is the trees. This is a great looking episode with plenty of exterior work. The theater De Carlo performs represents the Virginia City Opera House that was really used in HBO’s Cathouse: The Musical episode. Lily Munster and Air Force Amy could have shared the same stage. When I visited the Bunny Ranch, the fictional land that would have been part of the Ponderosa was pointed out. Who could image two landmarks of TV would come from the land around Carson City, Nevada? “Enter Mark Twain” has the famed writer drop by as a snooping reporter. Volume 2 has “The Avenger” complete with NBC logo, sponsor moments and bumpers. Ben and Adam are set to hang for a murder. Vic Morrow (The Bad News Bears) is the mysterious man that arrives in town and controls their fate. “San Francisco Holiday” brings the superstar triple teaming of Richard Deacon (Lumpy’s dad on Leave It to Beaver), David White (Larry Tate on Bewitched), James Hong (Kung Fu Panda) and Tor Johnson (Plan 9 From Outer Space). Ben Cartwright get forced into the merchant marine when he walks into the wrong bar. The series was iconic for being the first Western in color. There’s lots of bonus features including vintage interviews with creator David Dortort. He explains how the iconic map of the Ponderosa is messed up. Both volumes will be available on the same day so you won’t have to wait to complete your season set. Weird piece of trivia is that Dan Blocker’s old house is now the residence of Rob Zombie.

    One Step Beyond: The Official First Season is the series that inspired the Madness song. While some might view this anthology series as a Twilight Zone clone, the series debuted 9 months before Rod Serling’s journey into the unexplained and supernatural. One Step Beyond was hosted and directed by John Newland. The stories are presented as “what if it’s real” docudramas instead of straight fantasy. “Night of 14th” has a woman has nightmares about drowning and then her boyfriend shows up with a surprise. Patrick MacNee (The Avengers) gives a pre-John Steed performance. “The Dark Room” has Cloris Leachman (Young Frankenstein) working as a photojournalist in France. A male model spooks her bad. “The Aerialist” gives us a feud between trapeze artists that leads to a nasty accident. Mike Connors (Mannix) gets to fly through the air. “The Haunted U-Boat” has Werner Klemperer (Hogan’s Heroes‘ Col. Klink) in this World War II ghost story. He’ll want to see nothing before the 30 minutes are over. The 22 episodes on this set rate favorably against The Twilight Zone and The Outer Limits. Truly a spooky show worth conjuring up.

    Grey’s Anatomy: Complete Fifth Season, More Moments seemed to have as much drama on Entertainment Tonight as the actual show. Everybody kept waiting for the upset producers to finally kill off Katherine Heigl after she mouthed off about the writers with her “I’m a Movie star” attitude. T.R. Knight split the show before his contract ran out. The saddest part of the season wasn’t Heigl’s battle with cancer, but Brooke Smith (Silence of the Lambs) finally getting to join the main cast after two seasons in a recurring role. They made her the lesbian lover of Sara Ramirez. Somehow female doctor on female doctor action didn’t sit well with the devoted and she was sent packing before Christmas. There was rumors that the producers were going to “soften” the relationship by making it a threesome with a guy. That would have been a great Christmas gift. The DVD has extended episodes, deleted scenes and a Behind-the-scenes documentary on the 100th episode.

    Private Practice: The Complete Second Season gives the Grey’s Anatomy spin-off a chance to grow after the strike shortened debut season. Kate Walsh thrives after she splits the hospital life for Oceanside Wellness Centre in sunny Los Angeles. There’s a touch of reality as the Centre seems to be struggling in this harsh economy. There’s fear of bankruptcy. But no matter how bad the financial crunch gets, Kate and her friends always have time for a good romp in the bed. Just cause she’s not on Grey’s Anatomy doesn’t mean she has to remain celibate like Marcus Welby. “Serving Two Masters” has two pregnant women who don’t know they share the same husband. This must happen a lot in a city with two NBA teams. There’s crossover action with Grey’s Anatomy so the devoted will have to buy both boxsets. The bonus features include deleted scenes, bloopers and a special piece on Audra McDonald.

  • Party Favors: Simon Hunter & THE MUTANT CHRONICLES

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    mutantLONDON – The Mutant Chronicles unleashes cannibalistic humanoids into a steam punk World War I world. The movie features Thomas Jane (Hung), Ron Perlman (Hellboy), Devon Aoki (Sin City), Sean Pertwee (Doomsday) and John Malkovich (Being John Malkovich) as the only defense against these ungodly creatures in the CGI enhanced environment. Can Aoki cut them all down with her cool sword?

    Director Simon Hunter took nearly two years to adapt the role playing game into a cinematic universe. You can get great sense of what he undertook for his first major motion picture on the Two-disc Collector’s Edition DVD and the Blu-ray recently released by Magnolia Home Entertainment. I had a chance to swap questions via email with Hunter. Here’s the Q&A action:

    JOE COREY: Have you played the game?

    SIMON HUNTER: Yes I have played the game and enjoyed it very much – the world of Mutant Chronicles is huge and complex.

    JOE: What was your prime concern when you were directing scenes? How did you keep the big image in mind while creating the live action elements?

    HUNTER: To try and keep the audience’s interest – this is hard when there is so much of the story to set up.

    JOE: What do you as a director provide the actors so they can know what you need when they are working in front of a green screen? Did you provide rough ups of the final frame?

    HUNTER: We had almost no pre-visuals for the cast to see so I tended to explain orally what we would see in the final movie.

    JOE: How was it mentally for you to spend 16 months in post-production making the image on the film take form? Was taking so much time a shock after working on commercials?

    HUNTER: Hard mentally as you deal with every single shot – each shot becomes a discussion point and is open to debate both financially and artistically. It was a long struggle. Commercials are over so quickly and that is often a good thing as it gives you perspective.

    JOE: Is it strange to hear someone say, “We can fix that in post” and know that it can be?

    HUNTER: I am never sure about this – what you can’t do is fix the story in post – not really – you can remove boring scenes but if you keep doing that you get to the stage where the story will not make any sense. You have to get it right before you start shooting. So you can fix mistakes visually in post, like a microphone or airplane coming into shot – but you cannot magic an action scene out of the trim bin on the computer. You have to get the script right and shoot it. Its like building a house, the designers plans are the most important – all the lovely paint you apply later is just paint.

    JOE: How did you decide on what extra moments went into your director’s cut?

    HUNTER: The film was a hard balance – I wanted to make sure people understood the world and the first cut explained too much – we had an early cut very similar to the directors cut but were worried people would not understand it. The balance over speed and plot explanation was wrong and I wanted to correct that.

    JOE: What’s your favorite bonus feature?

    HUNTER: The documentary – its a real behind the scenes feature length doc – it really shows the struggle!

    JOE: Which of the actors looked best as a mutant?

    HUNTER: There were only about six Mutants – they all looked great!

    JOE: What was your favorite memory of Thomas Jane?

    HUNTER: So many – working with Thomas and Ron and all the cast really was the highlight of the film making experience for me.

    JOE: What makes Ron Perlman so effective in effect heavy films?

    HUNTER: He acts so well with or without greenscreen – he understands the process and is a true gentleman.

    JOE: Can you discuss Devon Aoki’s sword play. Were you nervous of her taking a hit in the “Face of Lancome?”

    HUNTER: She can move with a sword like no other person!

    JOE: Do you remember when Sean Pertwee’s father was Dr. Who?

    HUNTER: Yes of course I used to watch it avidly when I was growing up – I’d love to see a new Worzel Gummage with Sean – he would be great in it!

    JOE: In America, we have a cruel image of a headmaster thanks to Pink Floyd’s the Wall and “If.” What was it like growing up as the son of a headmaster?

    HUNTER: Not much fun – but I did have the school to myself when everyone went on holiday!

    JOE: Is your next project going to involve such a long post-production?

    HUNTER: I have about three projects that are fairly well advanced and one of them has very heavy post the other two do not.

    SPEEDY DELIVERY

    mcfeelySometimes you have to go to the postman to receive the goods. In this case it was a chance to hang out with Mr. McFeely. Since 1968, he’d been making the rounds of Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood with his cry of “Speedy Delivery!”

    I borrowed a small child that looked like she could be my own and scooted over to the Parkwood Library in Durham. The meeting room filled up with a nice crowd of pre-schoolers and a few old timers that remembered McFeely’s Speedy Delivery promise before FedEx was founded. McFeely arrived in his uniform and was ready to meet the kids. In this world of massive Disney glitter shows aimed at overwhelming little tykes, he asked if any of the kids wanted to sing a song for the group. He took the time to ask every kid their name. This time together wasn’t just about him. He was happy to finally have a chance to meet his TV friends. It was a sharing moment with McFeely.

    This wasn’t a solo act. McFeely brought a few friends to say hello to the kids including puppets for X the Owl and King Friday. The real treat was getting to see Donkey Hodie in person. The little kids got a kick out of shaking hands with the puppets. He read a book about his character guessing what’s in packages that was written by Fred Rogers. Then we sang more songs that he enjoyed from the series. It was a relaxing time with him.

    During a question and answer segment, he mentioned his recent trip to Los Angeles included dinner with Spongebob Squarepants…well it was Tom Kenny – the voice of Spongebob. The kids were thrilled that these two icons had broken bread. That ought to be the follow up to My Dinner With Andre and My Brunch with Blassie.

    When actor David Newell landed the part of Mr. McFeely, he thought the gig would last one year. Over 40 years later, he’s still playing the part of America’s favorite postman that likes delivering the mail (unlike Cliff from Cheers). He wasn’t even 30 when he was cast in the role that made him look like he was already for early retirement. Now he’s 70 and spry while making his rounds of libraries and events to make sure kids know that Mr. Rogers’ lessons about community and friendship are still vital in the 21st Century. You can learn more about him in the documentary Speedy Delivery. It focuses on Newell’s lifetime role as Mr. McFeely and his work as director of public relations for the company that controls the Mr. Rogers episodes. It can be picked up on DVD at http://www.speedydeliverymovie.com.

    Since the passing of Fred Rogers in 2003, Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood has been getting pushed off the PBS daily schedule in favor of the more marketable Barney, Curious George and Dragon Tales. McFeely gave the good news that soon the PBS website will be streaming several of the 895 episodes for parents who want Fred Rogers to be their kid’s TV friend.

    He wrapped up his visit by signing autographs for all who wanted it. During this time, I asked him about the bogus internet email that claimed Mr. Rogers was a Navy Seal during the Vietnam War and had to wear his cardigan to hide his tattoo covered arms. Mr. McFeely pointed out that Fred Rogers was doing the show during the Vietnam war. He wasn’t covered in tattoos. He suspected that this tale evolved over a promotional photo of Mr. Rogers in a scuba suit from an underwater neighborhood special. The rumors that Lady Elaine Fairchilde is Dick Cheney remains under investigation.

    What was interesting is that for a character that constantly said, “Speedy Delivery,” Mr. McFeely knew how to take time with kids on that afternoon in Durham. As I said good bye to the man who had been a part of my life since I could walk, I felt proud that we were TV friends.

    TV FRIENDS

    After my time with Mr. McFeely, I kept thinking about him being my TV friend. Who on the TV screen really is worthy of our TV friendship? Is anyone on MTV, VH1 or 99 percent of the reality shows really want our TV friendship? Or do they merely imagine themselves as superstars and us as their adoring (and always forgiving) fans? The closest show on TV to Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood is Food Network’s Ace of Cakes since it is the Village of Make Believe inside Duff’s bakery. Duff ought to wear a cardigan and sneakers when he arrives at Charm City. Would you want to be a TV friend with anyone appearing on Brett Michael’s Rock of Love? Or a Bridezilla? Or anyone on Bravo’s Real Housewives series? TV now gives a platform for the worst of humanity to blind us with their dim bulbs.

    Which leads me to a new batch of competitors on Dancing With the Stars These people want you to imagine yourself as their TV friends because they need you to call and vote for them so they can make fat dollars. But are they even worth dialing a toll-free number? The producers selected a group of 16 Reality Retreads and Floundering Fools to prance for our entertainment.

    Donny Osmond gets to see if he can go beyond Marie. This means more Osmond facetime on Entertainment Tonight. Rumor has it that Jimmy Osmond is slated for 2013. Let’s hope Mayan Doomsday doesn’t destroy his comeback campaign. Debi Mazar might finally get noticed after being “I’ve seen that actress in another film – who is she?”

    There’s going to be a lot of rehab mantras repeated backstage with Aaron Carter, Kelly Osbourne and Michael Irvin. If you want to sabotage their footwork, sit in the audience and waggle a coke spoon. Chuck Liddell continues his trek from former UFC champ to dunking booth clown. Kathy Ireland will remind us that she once had an acting career that peaked when her film was molested on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Model Joanna Krupa’s entire career is based on ripping Terrell Owens a new one on the unbearable Superstars series. Maybe she’ll tear Melissa Joan Hart a new one by saying her mechanical cat has more grace doing a tango. Macy Gray gets a chance to revive her career after she killed it on an MTV award show by wearing her album’s release date as a decoration on her dress. Singer Mya will also remind us that she once was a major force in music before iPods. Why exactly is the son of George Hamilton getting star status? The guy was on a single episode of Oz. Lenny the guy who hangs around the Today Show is a bigger star than this Ashley Hamilton. Donald Trump wouldn’t cast Ashley. And he wouldn’t even think twice about grabbing Iron Chef America‘s Mark Dacascos, Olympic swimmer Natalie Coughlin and snowboarder Louie Vito. I know grandma is going to go nuts seeing Vito. “Is that the Flying Tomato?” she’ll keep asking us.

    Last season there were a lot of injuries. My hope is that former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay gets rolled off the dance floor in full traction. This guy is scum. ABC ought to feel shame for casting him in hopes of tapping the Fox News crowd. Why not let Squeaky Fromme on the show? She’s out of prison and ready to rehab her image as Manson Girl. There’s no point in voting him off early. He’s got to stick around long enough to require hip and knee replacement surgery when he bites it during his Hip Hop Freestyle.

    WORST TV FRIEND

    Do not buy the Heidi Montag Playboy magazine. Let Hugh Hefner know that we won’t accept this sort of behavior in the pages of his magazine. We have to prevent more faux-stars from ripping us off. If a semi-famous person wants to pose for Playboy, she better strip down and show us her landing strip. You want to pose arty without showing your naughty bits, haul your plastic surgery enhanced ass over to Maxim or Cat Fancy.

    FORE RINGS

    What’s the point of golf in the Olympics? Do we really need to turn the Olympics into another tour stop for the pros? Haven’t we learned the lesson from tennis? The court action was a “well that’s nice” event. When is the last time a tennis pro was hyped for their Olympic performance? It’s merely another piece of hardware in their collection. Here’s the rule of how a sport should be allowed into the Olympics: will the Gold Medal be the pinnacle of an athlete’s competition accomplishments? If it’s just another nice honor like winning the Alpo Match Point Open; the sport has no business inside the five ring circus. If Tiger Woods burns his green sports coats from the Masters and melts down his British Open jugs for a chance to win a Gold Medal, then the golf should be in the Olympics.

    DVD SHELF

    Californication: The Second Season reminds us that David Duchovny is not a happy man no matter how happy things should be. At the end of season one, he’d regained the love of his ex-gal (Ronin‘s Natascha McElhone). They were braced for a great time. However things go extremely wrong. She has Hank get a vasectomy and the snip cuts something inside him. During a wild party, Hank thinks he’s going down on Natascha in a dark room. But he’s picked the wrong door. However this bad moment turns out to be a good career choice as he hooks up with renowned rock producer Lew Ashby (Battlestar Galactica‘s Callum Keith Rennie). The musical madman wants David to write his biography. It’s a good job since he needs something to take his mind off his novel being stolen by Madeline Zima. Should it be mentioned that she ends up boffing Lew? Pamela Adlon (the voice of Bobby Hill) goes on a coke bender that sounds like a psychotic King of the Hill episode. David also discovers that before he was snipped, he knocked up one of his guest stars from season one. The Showtime series didn’t have a sophomore slump. Season 3 starts Sept. 28.

    Simpsons: Season 12 finally gives the Comic Book Guy his due with the honor of the box cover. It’s the best box cover. Ever! In case you’re curious, Season 12 took place back in 2000. “Treehouse of Horror XI” features “G-g-Ghost D-D-Dad” spoof of the Bill Cosby turkey, “Night of the Dolphin” and “Scary Tales Can Come True.” “A Tale of Two Springfields” has the city getting divided by a new area code. The only ting that can bring the town together is a massive concert by The Who. John Entwistle was still alive to voice his part in this Homer wasteland. “The Computer Wore Menace Shoes” pays tribute to The Prisoner. “HOMR” makes the dad smart when they remove a crayon that’s been stuck in his brain. “Simpsons Tall Tales” makes the family ride the rails with hobos. They give us the true Americana stories. The boxset is loaded up with bonus features. Every episode has a commentary track. The Comic Guy even gets his own special. There’s even vintage Simpsons ads from Butterfingers and Burger King. Here’s a little clip to remember Homer’s love from 2000.

    Scrubs: The Complete Eighth Season finally lets me see the show since ABC did weird scheduling stuff after it took the show over from NBC. This will be remembered as the time that Zach Braff grew his Tubb’s beard. The big change at the start is Courteney Cox taking over as chief of medicine. Don’t cry for Bob Kelso (Ken Jenkins) since he’s hanging out eating free muffins in the hospital coffeeshop. Human Giant‘s Aziz Ansari is part of the new interns. He doesn’t stick around long since he’s got to take his smug distracted jerk routine to NBC’s Parks and Recreation. “My ABC’s” is my favorite episode since it features cameos from Oscar the Grouch, Grover and Elmo. Oscar gets to hang with the Janitor. The two part “My Finale” was supposed to wrap up Braff’s role on the show. However there will be a 9th season with Zach back for a few more shows to create a transition. They’re making Scrubs into the American Doctor In the House.

    Samantha Who?: The Complete Second and Final Season leaves me asking what happened to this show? How did it go from the top rated sitcom to canceled in barely a 18 months? The easy answer is that the network removed it from it’s rating partner Dancing With The Stars and stuck it with a batch of failed sitcoms. Christina Applegate is Samantha. She was hit by a car and developed amnesia. She discovers what an evil person she was in her former life. The quality of the sophomore outing is up their with the freshman year. “The Rock Star” has her dating John Taylor of Duran Duran fame. The wife was upset that the show was canceled since it meant for the first time in 9 years, she couldn’t see Melissa McCarthy on the little screen. She was TV’s original Sookie before True Blood. While the box lists only 17 episodes, there are 3 episodes in the bonus feature section. At least with both seasons on DVD, you won’t have to forget Samantha Who?

    NCIS (Naval Criminal Investigative Services): The Sixth Season keeps David McCallum (The Man From UNCLE) busy tracking down evildoers. However this new season starts off with Mark Harmon and his crack team split up by their new boss. There’s a mole in their midst. There’s also plenty of navy murders, suicides and major crimes. “Capitol Offense” has them dragged onto a case by a Senator. They discover the ugliness of politics in a military case. “Heartland” has the team investigate a case in Harmon’s old town. His past is explored where we find out his dad is really the dad from The Waltons (Ralph Waite). The series last year received another bump in the ratings and became the #5 show on TV even when it ran opposite of American Idol. NCIS will be investigating how the Naval Academy was slaughtered by West Point.

    The Untouchables: Season 3, Volume 1 unloads more tales from the Tommygun era. Eliot Ness (Robert Stack) and his crack unit keep busting up the underworld operations of Frank Nitti (Bruce Gordon). The stars come out to play gangsters in these 16 episodes on 4 DVDs. “The Troubleshooter” has Peter Falk (Columbo) destroying Ness’ public image. “Power Play” makes Carrol O’Connor (Archie Bunker) an evil bail bondsman. Telly Savalas (Kojak) is the named star of “The Matt Bass Scheme. Telly’s come up with a great way to deal in bootleg liquor. “Loophole” is a triple talent threat with Jack Klugman (Quincy), Martin Landau (Mission: Impossible) and Gavin MacLeod (The Love Boat). That’s enough for a night of 100 stars, but they throw in Joe Turkel (The Shining) as a goon. “The Canada Run” goes fast with Simon Oakland (The Nightstalker) using the church to assist in his smuggling operation. “The Gang War” has Victor Buono (Batman‘s King Tut) tangle with Nitti over smuggled liquor. “The Death Tree” bleeds from Charles Bronson taking out his competition. This is another stellar batch of episodes from The Untouchables. Season 3, Volume 2 is slated for release on Nov. 10.

    Greek: Chapter Three makes me wonder why I despised frat houses back in college. Maybe if I went to Cyprus-Rhodes University, the idea of being spanked by classmates with a wooden paddle would be so appealing. Since the show airs on ABC Family, it’s probably safe to guess that the tales I remember from frat houses will never be covered. The channel might allows the characters to explore drinking, sex and homosexuality, but they draw the line at putting body parts inside cows. That was the rumored pledge highlight of one frat at my old school. Chapter Three covers the first 10 episodes of the second season. We get more fun from Casey and Rusty, the siblings that embrace the Pan-Hellenic life. There’s a casino night in the hopes of bailing one of the kids out of debt. Plenty of confused love crops up. Ultimately this is the show that fans of High School Musical can use as their safety school for a major in entertainment. Season 4 starts August 31.

    Julia stars Tilda Swinton (Oscar winner for Michael Clayton) as a drunk woman going on a cart ride to hell. What’s remarkable is that after two decades of either being a complete ice queen or David Bowie’s sister from Man Who Fell to Earth, Swinton is carnal and look female. Although she’s not the most likable of lushes. She’s constantly get sloshed and banging anyone who drags her home. She gets a sense of direction when she agrees to help a neighbor that’s in Alcoholics Anonymous get her son back from a rich possessive grandfather. Tilda decides that it’s not good enough to reunite mother and child. She wants to unite herself with the rich grandfather’s bank account. This is not an happy uplifting film. For people used to her cold gaze in Chronicles of Narnia and Constantine this film will remind us that she’s not an androgynous android sent from the future to confuse us. But we still can’t let her near the children since she’ll use duct tape on them. Ouch.

    Surveillance is Jennifer Lynch’s comeback film that should leave you confused and frightened on every level. Two FBI agents (Bill Pullman and Julia Ormond) arrive in a small town to investigate a grizzly murder and a car wreck involving serial killers. The killers wear latex masks so everyone is a bit of a suspect. Everybody has something to deny during their talks with the law except for little Stephanie (Ryan Simpkins). Even the cops have issues that shouldn’t end up in police reports. French Stewart (Third Rock From The Sun and Clamato ads) is an officer who instead of setting up speed traps prefers to shoot the tires of speeding cars. You won’t think of him as an alien goofball after this film. Pullman and Ormond are perfect as the FBI agent who want to know everything. They make the queasy seem natural in their eyes. It’s good to see Jennifer Lynch making a movie after getting mocked too hard for Boxing Helena. If you only see one film filled with psychotics this year, let it be Surveillance.

    Beyond The Ordinary – T.V. Sets brings the pilot episodes to four series that have futuristic or supernatural themes. Star Trek: The Original Series has “The Man Trap.” Dr. McCoy discovers his old flame might be related to a monster that uses sucker fingers to work the salt out of humans. What are the odds that Kirk’s going to put the moves on her cause you know those toupees are so salty. Medium has Patricia Arquette getting a vision of a murder in Texas. It might have just been the Dallas Mavericks choking their season to death. Joan of Arcadia has a young girl getting message from God. It’s a fun series that lasted only two years. God couldn’t control the People Meters. 4400 has 4400 people that were abducted by aliens return to Earth. They now have special powers. The US government isn’t sure what to do with these folks. Are they puppets for aliens? 4400 lasted 4 seasons. Coincidence? If you enjoy any of the shows, you’ll be able to catch up on the entire series on DVD.

    Crime and Punishment – T.V. Sets presents four cop shows from the past and present on a single DVD. Hawaii Five-0 gets represented by “Full Five Fathom.” Kevin McCarthy has been killing women and dumping their bodies off the islands. It’s up to McGarrett and his crew to uncover this murder scam. As Jack Lord would say, “Be there, aloha.” The Streets of San Francisco‘s “The Thirty-Year Pin” reminds us at how horrible health care was in 1972. A cop gets shot during a robbery. The “EMT” crew consists of two guys that look like bank guards, a stretcher and an ambulance that looks like delivers potato chips. The cop has a bullet in his gut and these EMTs don’t even try to patch him up, give him CPR or an IV drip. They aren’t even in constant radio contact with the E.R. The show itself has Karl Malden hunting down the shooter since he’s tight with the cop. He drags Michael Douglas around the Bay. CSI:NY brings the franchise to Manhattan. Gary Sinise and folks have to hunt down a killer. The only witness can only communicate through blinking. The episode is remarkably called “Blink.” Dexter rewrote cop shows. Dexter (Michael C. Hall) is the Miami police’s blood splatter expert. He’s also the area’s resident serial killer. He only kills guilty people who have cheated to escape justice. The Showtime series makes you root for what would normally be the bad guy. Far as buying the season DVDs, both Dexter and CSI:NY are up to date in season sets. Hawaii Five-O is up to 6 of the 12 available in boxsets. Season 7 gets released on Oct. 20. It’s been a while since they completed the second season of Streets. Should it be a good sign that they continue the series on DVD with this plug.

    Meteor reminds us that we deserve to be doomed when Christopher Lloyd is the only scientist that can spot a meteor heading straight toward the Earth. However Lloyd doesn’t play his role for laughs. He looks like a scientist that could get real funding for his experiments unlike his time on Back To The Future. Even with a sensible look, he can’t get a real response thanks to government inaction. The apocalypse must be certified in triplicate with stamps for 14 agencies. This mini-series is packed with enough stars to make the impending doom seem entertaining. Marla Sokoloff (The Practice), Ernie Hudson (Ghostbusters), Michael Rooker (Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer), Stacy Keach (Titus) and Jason Alexander (Seinfeld) almost make this feel like a disaster filled Love Boat. The destruction when the smaller rocks start hitting the earth hold up compared to an Irwin Allen production. Can we stop the hammer of the Gods from striking California? What I learned from Meteor is that if you fear a massive meteor shower; the best thing to do is move to the other side of the Earth.

    Grey’s Anatomy: Complete Fifth Season, More Moments seemed to have as much drama on Entertainment Tonight as the actual show. Everybody kept waiting for the upset producers to finally kill off Katherine Heigl after she mouthed off about the writers with her “I’m a Movie star” attitude. T.R. Knight split the show before his contract ran out. The saddest part of the season wasn’t Heigl’s battle with cancer, but Brooke Smith (Silence of the Lambs) finally getting to join the main cast after two seasons in a recurring role. They made her the lesbian lover of Sara Ramirez. Somehow female doctor on female doctor action didn’t sit well with the devoted and she was sent packing before Christmas. There was rumors that the producers were going to “soften” the relationship by making it a threesome with a guy. That would have been a great Christmas gift. The DVD has extended episodes, deleted scenes and a Behind-the-scenes documentary on the 100th episode.

    Private Practice: The Complete Second Season gives the Grey’s Anatomy spin-off a chance to grow after the strike shortened debut season. Kate Walsh thrives after she splits the hospital life for Oceanside Wellness Centre in sunny Los Angeles. There’s a touch of reality as the Centre seems to be struggling in this harsh economy. There’s fear of bankruptcy. But no matter how bad the financial crunch gets, Kate and her friends always have time for a good romp in the bed. Just cause she’s not on Grey’s Anatomy doesn’t mean she has to remain celibate like Marcus Welby. “Serving Two Masters” has two pregnant women who don’t know they share the same husband. This must happen a lot in a city with two NBA teams. There’s crossover action with Grey’s Anatomy so the devoted will have to buy both boxsets. The bonus features include deleted scenes, bloopers and a special piece on Audra McDonald.

  • Party Favors: Danny Trejo

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    SANTE FE – Danny Trejo is taking Vengeance straight to the people. After nearly 20 years and over 100 films of being a memorable supporting player, he’s stepped up as the lead actor and the producer on this movie. Instead of dealing with a video distributor, the actor is offering Vengeance free to fans via http://www.vengeancearmy.com. It’s free, but there’s a $5.99 shipping and handling fee.

    Here’s the trailer:

    vengeanceYou’ve seen Trejo in numerous films from Heat to Smiley Face. He’s the large actor with the giant tattoo on his chest of a Mexican woman in a sombrero. His fake trailer for Machete in Grindhouse proved more popular than the real features. He’s currently making a feature length version of Machete. Gil Medina, the director of Vengeance, called up the Party Favors hotline to discuss their revolutionary way of taking a movie straight to the fans.

    “I read something online that talked about the reason that there were no takers at AFM is because it wasn’t a worthy film,” Medina. “It wasn’t that there weren’t any takers. It’s just that nobody had a game plan. We didn’t feel good about handing (Vengeance) to somebody who was going to put together with 10 films, toss it out and we’re in the discount bin. We can’t do that. Trejo has way too many fans to let this hit the discount bin.”

    So far the website has received close to 75,000 pre-orders for the DVD. They’re doing much better than most titles that vanish into the vortex that is the discount bin at Wal-mart. “The Midwest is responsive like you wouldn’t believe,” Medina said.

    Trejo and Medina are more than actor and director on this project. They’ve been friends for a while. The two men met a decade ago when a club Medina owned hosted a pre-party for a movie that featured Trejo. “Danny was my favorite actor from Heat, Con-Air, Desperado and From Dusk Till Dawn. He has always been my inspiration. I didn’t pay any attention at the other actors at this pre-party, I saw Danny standing against the wall. I said, ‘Hey man, do you need a place to sit.’ I got him a place to sit. I tried to get him a bunch of drinks, but he doesn’t drink. I didn’t know that. I got him some water and he took my number. He called me the next day and said, ‘I need a healthy place to eat here.’ I took him to some healthy restaurants. We just started working out together. I was very interested in film. He took me to the set. He said, ‘I can probably get you a job as my assistant.’ I wanted to watch the director and see how he works. I want to see how things happen.’”

    This was not his first film set visit. He knew Ice Cube and was able to hang out on the set of Friday. “Cube said, ‘You can do this. You can do what I’m doing for the brothers, you can do this for the Hispanics.’”

    The moment Vengeance took shape was at the top indie film festival.

    “We were at Sundance a few years ago,” Medina remembered. “We were with Kevin Costner and started talking about Danny. How strong he is on film. He played a (Charles) Bronson type of character. I said, ‘Look Danny, you can lead off something. We got to do it.’ He said, ‘Write it. Let’s see what happens.’ That’s where it was born. I came up with the story.

    Nobody believed in Medina’s vision of Trejo as the Bronson character filled with vengeance. Medina and Trejo had to invest in their vision. They also used their connections when it came to casting. Medina had known Tech Nine for years. He also helped bring in Baby Bash. Trejo called favors from ex-wrestler Diamond Dallas Page, Donal Logue (Grounded For Life) and Jason Mewes (podcaster on quickstopentertainment).

    Trejo is noted for his work in helping others with their trouble. Medina saw this in the actor’s work with Mewes.

    “Danny is a good influence trying to keep everyone straight,” he said. “You can be in this world and still be straight. I think Jason and Danny have that relationship. Danny didn’t have Jason in the movie playing a guy smoking dope. He was a tattoo artist in the joint. It was opposite what he plays. I think that’s why Jason liked it. He didn’t have to be stoned.”

    The prison location wasn’t movie magic.

    “It was a full running prison,” Medina said. “We bought it out for four or five days. They moved the prisoners over to a different tier. When we went in, the prisoner’s stuff was still there. Their pictures were still up. It cost us an arm and a leg to shoot there, but we saved on production design.”

    Before he got into the acting game, Trejo was had a troubled past that led him to long stays in prison. His lifestory can be found in the documentary Champion. How was Trejo inside a working prison?

    “It was difficult,” Medina declared. “He got really intense when the doors would close. I had to tell him, “Look, we get to leave.’ I think something snaps when the door closes and you see that environment and you’re in those clothes again. Something changes.”

    The pressure of being back in the joint led to some uncomfortable exchanges between the star and a former wrestling champ.

    “Him and Diamond Dallas Page got intense,” Medina said. “I thought these guys were going to go to blows. It was crazy. It was tense, but it sure made for some good filmmaking.”

    Besides acting in the film, Tech Nine will be contributing a song to a soundtrack. Melina promises another act will be pitching in music, but can’t release the name yet. “The songs we have coming in from these artists could delay our release time until 2010,” he said.

    Trejo and Medina have a gameplan to turn the character of Jack Santos into a series. “We have five of these films. Vengeance 2 is written. When Machete is wrapped, we’re going to work on Vengeance 2. The sequel will deal with terrorists disguising themselves as Mexicans to sabotage the oil fields of the Midwest.

    Medina maintains that Hollywood studios don’t have a clue about the people who are fans of Danny Trejo. He does have the most iconic tattoo in showbiz since Popeye’s anchor. His fans are everywhere as he travels around the country. “It’s busboys, waiters and dishwashers. They’ll shut down the kitchen to get a picture with him.” And the do ask him to open up his shirt before snapping the picture.

    Medina is excited about the revolutionary process of using the internet to go directly to people who are eager to see Trejo get his chance to be the star for the entire film. “It’s a good movie,” Medina promised. “But for free, it’s a great movie.” Visit the website for information about getting the film and a chance to have a part in Vengeance 2.

    DEADAWAY

    The Perfect Getaway just seems like another film that was paid for by the package tourism industry. A couple decides to avoid the tourist traps of Hawaii and head to the wilderness. Naturally they run into homicidal killers who are butchering fellow vacationers. Will Milla Jovovich survive? This is Taken where the daughter gets kidnapped and turned into a drug addicted hooker when she’s going to randomly follow U2 around France. What about The Ruins? That was kids going their own way in the jungle. Have you ever noticed there’s rarely any films about travelers on a package tour being systematically butchered while following their trip itinerary? Or has Big Travel shutdown those productions? Somebody has to die with a shuffleboard stick shoved down their throat eventually.

    DOUCHEBAG UPDATE

    Seems Jon Gosselin was not feeling secure in his title of the Biggest Douchebag in America. He decided to do the biggest douchebag dad move of the year by hanging out with Michael Lohan. What child in the world wants to know that there dad is getting child raising tips from Lindsay Lohan’s old man. I’d rather see tabloid pictures of my dad partying with Charles Manson. The duo want to have a reality show about “famous” divorced dads. I got the perfect title: Murder-Suicide. They can fight over billing order.

    WHY?

    Why exactly does MTV have a Music Video Award ceremony? All I see on that channel are whiny 16 year old girls getting knocked up and begging daddy for a car. I feel like I missed out on high school by not getting a classmate pregnant. Do you know what the secret lesson of Sixteen and Pregnant is? Get knocked up in groups. Those girls in Gloucester, MA had the right idea. Most of the girls on the TV show complain about how the baby ruins their ability to party. But if 8 high school girls get sperminated, they can make a pact so that each weekend 2 of them will babysit the kiddies while the other six hit the town. The girls will only miss out on partying once a month. It’s a win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win situation. Don’t tell your guidance counselor where you got this genius idea.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    Dexter: Season Three takes America’s favorite serial killer into the uncomfortable role of fiancé and expectant father. Dexter Morgan (Michael C. Hall) is no longer a lone wolf roaming the street looking to eliminate the homicidal monsters that lurk on the streets of Miami. He’s got to become a family man as he moves in with his pregnant girlfriend (Julie Benz) and her kids. She wants them to be more social and have friends. He makes a new best friend in Jimmy Smits. There bonding is rather awkward since Dexter accidentally killed Jimmy’s brother while hunting down a drug dealer named Freebo. Smits is a high profile Assistant District Attorney who learns of Dexter’s secret. He wants to help Dexter find victims, however he doesn’t want to operate under Harry’s Code. Can Dexter figure a way out of this that won’t end in Rita being pissed that he’s alienated their new friends? This has been my favorite Smits role and makes me forget he was in those bad Star Wars films. Also Dexter is looking for a new serial killer that takes a piece of flesh from his victims. This Showtime series is part of the cream of current TV. The show gets plenty of talent in the director’s chair including Keith Gordon (A Midnight Clear), John Dahl (Red Rock West) and Ernest Dickerson (Juice). The show looks best on the Blu-ray with the 1080p bringing out the blood in the crime scenes. The bonus features are BD Live so you need a connected player to enjoy them. They include cast interviews and an excerpt of the Dexter By Design novel. The DVD has the first two episodes of United States of Tara. The other bonus features have to be unlocked on your PC including two episodes of season three of The Tudors. Dexter: Season Three reminds us that the most horrific fear besides being cut apart by a serial killer is waiting for your girlfriend’s pregnancy test to go plus or minus.

    Dragonball Evolution Z Edition Blu-Ray reminds us that Chow Yun-Fat used to be the biggest bad ass star in cinema. The man who brought bullets to Hong Kong cinema in Hard-Boiled and The Killer, now plays the man that has the knowledge. Goku (Justin Chatwin) gets a Dragonball on his 18th birthday. There’s only seven of them in existence. If they’re all brought together, a wish will be granted. Things go wrong when James Marsters wants to collect them all after busting out of prison. Goku needs Chow Yun-Fat’s help against the evil guy. The film is really goofy on many levels. This was not created for Oscar consideration. Emmy Rossum arrives with a Dragonball detector. Can you register for that at Target? I only wish Chow pull off some two-fisted Dragonball fury. The 1080p image is sharp enough to see a faint glow in Chow’s eyes that he can still rock the two gun fury. There’s plenty of behind the scenes footage including a gag reel. There’s also a digital copy on a disc so you can stick it on a tween’s iPod.

    Stargate Atlantis: Fans’ Choice Blu-ray brings two episodes to the Hi-Def love. The series was a spin-off of Stargate: SG-1. They locate Atlantis in the Pegasus galaxy. Trouble is when a crew arrives there, they can’t quite get back. They had a big online poll as to what two episodes would get on this Blu-ray. The winners were “The Rising” and “Enemy at the Gate.” “The Rising” is the pilot film. This allows someone new to the series to truly get absorbed into the futuristic journey to Atlantis. The detail looks fantastic on the widescreen. “The Enemy at the Gate” is the final episode of the series that aired during the fifth season. No need to completely spoil the show. The gang gets their chance to return to Earth. It’s almost like a compact version of the series on a single Blu-ray disc.

    DVD SHELF

    Mutant Chronicles Director’s Cut: 2-Disc Collector’s Edition immediately gets my attention by giving Devon Aoki (Sin City) a sword and mutants to hack up. If I was a senior citizen who had to pick his death when questioned by government health care experts, I’d pick Aoki with a blade. If you’re going to die, let there be an artistic beauty to the fatal stroke. Mutant Chronicles takes us to an alternate universe where corporations battle it out with World War I technology given a steam punk edge. During an explosion, an army of mutants escape from their underground tomb. The humans can’t hold them back. It’s up to Thomas Jane (Hung), Ron Pearlman (Beauty and the Beast) and Aoki to follow John Malkovich’s orders. It’s the only hope the planet has. Did I mention Aoki gets to use a sword to stop the mutants? The film is a CGI wonderland done like Sin City. The film wouldn’t be that great without Aoki hacking up mutants. The 2-Disc set gives a complete DVD of bonus features to let you know the various secrets from the set. There’s footage of Aoki practicing her swordplay.

    Demon Warriors brings more action fun from Thailand. The producers behind Ong-Bak has a detective go to a severe extreme to pursue a case. He kills himself gain access to a space between life and death. He’s tracking down a gang of demons. It’s The Exorcist goes Terminator. Can he successful pull this offer or is he going to end up in the morgue? The action has an intensity that makes the ass kicking look realistic in the fantastical storyline. Demon Warriors is a top flight freaking fighting flick.

    Everybody Hates Chris: The Final Season proves that the biggest hater of this show was CW network. The fourth seasonal finally put Chris Rock (Tyler James Williams) in high school. These are now the awkward stories about the 9th grade when a comic learns if he really has what it takes to make kids laugh and not shove him inside a gym locker. “Everybody Hates the English Teacher” once more presents the tragic story of what happens when Chris decides to do a book report based on the movie. Didn’t Chris Rock learn this sitcom lesson when it happened on Leave It to Beaver? Although once I did a book report mistaking Melville’s Moby Dick for Hanna-Barbera’s Moby Dick. Learn from my mistakes. The series ends with a cliffhanger. I wonder what happened to Chris Rock? Did he grow up to be Tyler Perry?

    90210: The First Season revived Beverly Hills 90210 without merely hiring young actors to play a younger Tori Spelling. Instead we get a whole new batch of kids moving into the world’s most famous zip code along with a few familiar faces. Rob Estes (who starred on Melrose Place) returns to Beverly Hills to become the principal of West Beverly High School. He’d been living in Kansas with his wife and kids (Tristan Wilds and Shenea Grimes). They move in with his drunk ex-actress mom (Arrested Development‘s Jessica Walter). Very quickly the kids learn how it’s done in SoCal. Of course the first thing they learn is how to lose weight and fabric. The series makes the original show look so tame and innocent. I blame this bad behavior on Twitter and text messages. Doesn’t help that the most tempting classmate is Annalynne McCord. She was the jailbait in Nip/Tuck. Fans of the old show will watch in glee with the return of Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty. The bonus features on the set include a tour of The Peach Pit. That place was the da bomb in 1992.

    Dirty Sexy Money: The Complete (and Final) Second Season presents the last 13 episodes of the Darling family chronicles. Peter Krause (Six Feet Under) is in charge of keeping the rich trainwreck family look presentable for the press. The first season was compelling as Krause kept wondering if he had a real family bond with the Darlings. There’s murder, money and drugs in every episode. It’s kind of like Soap except not played for laughs. The final episode features Gary Collins and John Schneider (Dukes of Hazzard). How could ABC have yanked this show with such great guest stars? The final four episodes were dumped into the summer programming so you might have missed it. The boxset gives us a final chance to spend time with the Darlings and their money. Maybe this could have been a bigger hit as Sexy Dirty Money. Always lead with the sex.

    Eli Stone: The Complete Second Season – Final Season contains the final 13 cases for the lawyer played by Jonny Lee Miller (Trainspotting). The season starts with Stone having recovered from the removal of his brain aneurysm. No longer does he suffer from visitations from George Michael. Although they were probably plenty of times Andrew Ridgeley tried to sneak onto the set. How can the show survive without the hook of Stone having freaky visions? Well luckily it turns out that it wasn’t merely the brain aneurysm was causing the loopy moments. The law firms has a lot of issues including a break up. The show also was canned early in the season with ABC burning the final four episodes in the summer. If you’re a fan, at least you won’t have to merely have memories and hope that someday Trio will return to the cable box with its Brilliant But Canceled program.

    Delgo brings together Eric Idle, Burt Reynolds and Malcolm McDowell in a CGI animated fantasy flick. This is a fantasy tale inhabited by alien critters. It’s a battle between amphibian and winged inspects in a medieval setting. The only hope of preventing an all out war rests in the love between Delgo (Freddie Prinze Jr.) and a winged princess (Jennifer Love Hewitt). This seems aimed for little girls who like a big of roughness in their fairytales. This isn’t meant to be watched by adults without child supervision. The action doesn’t get too intense. It’s about as dynamic as a wii game featuring Mario. Val Kilmer also lends his vocal chords to the effort. The behind the scenes featurette gives you a look at the stars in the audio booth. Val Kilmer’s red shirt can be seen from space.

  • Party Favors: A Haunting In Connecticut

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    HARTFORD — Lately American horror films have devolved into remaking (or re-imagining, as the studio publicists insist) the fright films of the ’70s and ’80s. It’s like we’ve run out of spooks. Luckily last spring there was a cinematic scare-fest that brought us a fresh set of chills with The Haunting In Connecticut.

    A mother (Virginia Madsen) rents an ex-funeral home so her son (Kyle Gallner) can be close to the hospital where he undergoes radiation chemotherapy to combat Hodgkin’s lymphoma. The son sees strange things in the house. Seems a few of the former clients hadn’t left with their embalmed bodies. The film is based on a true story.

    The Haunting In Connecticut is out on DVD and Blu-ray in both the PG-13 cut and the Unrated Special Edition from Lionsgate. To celebrate the release, the Party Favors hotline received calls from director Peter Cornwell and Carmen Reed, the mother whose ghostly encounters were the basis of the movie.

    The DVD includes a documentary about the real incidents Carmen Reed experienced in the haunted house during the mid-80s. Not to spoil the flick, but the house in the movie looks like nothing like the actual haunted ex-funeral home. The real one is a regular neighborhood while the movie version is remote in the woods. Reed didn’t mind the alterations, but admitted that “it didn’t look like anything like the one I lived in.”

    How involved was she in the fictionalized version of her supernatural experience?

    “I talked to the director and the screenwriters for months before they started the production,” she said.

    Did she demand any changes in their script?

    “No,” she said. “They had a template idea of what they wanted when they went in.” She’s at ease with the dramatic liberties in the film. “I have to remind people that this is a movie that’s based on my story. It’s not a blow-by-blow. I’m not angry of anything. I think they did an excellent job on my movie.”

    The film does not come close to ending like the actual event. How did things come to a head at the real house? “We ended with an exorcism,” she said. “Trying to push them back through the doors and close the doors and keep it that way.”

    Did the exorcism work?

    “Oh yeah. Only when I go into great detail about the story does anything ever happen.”

    At this point in the interview I’m concerned about her ghosts coming through the telephone wire to spook me. Will the Party Favors headquarters need its own exorcism?

    “No,” she said. “Not generally to you. It would be to me.”

    Now I’m going to feel guilty if she upsets the spirits. Enough gabbing about the undead. How did she feel when she found out Virginia Madsen (Sideways) was playing her in the movie?

    “I was thrilled,” Reed said. “She’s a beautiful, classy lady. I’m honored to have her play me.”
    ?Did they spend a lot of time together while the actress researched the role?

    “No,” she said. “I’ve never spoken to Virginia Madsen. I’ve never met her. She must have watched the documentary. She had my hand mannerisms.”

    Did she have contact with any of the actors wanting to research their roles? “No. I don’t know if they had time. They just never spoke with me.”

    Does she suspect that the actors were afraid that making contact with her might upset the ghosts and get them haunted in process?

    “Maybe,” she said. “I hope they wouldn’t be like that, but you never know. Anytime I talk to other people about it, for example I was talking to my sister in South Carolina. She started experiencing banging on her walls and things of that nature. I was afraid I would harm someone else.”

    When the family moved into the ex-funeral house, what remained from the former occupants?

    “When we moved in, there was still a gurney to hold the coffin, a lung nail, there was face putty, eyelashes, make up,” Reed said. “There was bloodstains on the wall. There was a blood tank. There was a body lift that went from the morgue up into the viewing area, which was my bedroom. There was a pad on my ceiling in my bedroom where the coffin would hit the ceiling. There was lots of personal paraphernalia, hats, coats, and some photos. There were toetags.”

    Did the landlord clean it up much before her family moved in?

    “He cleaned a lot of it out, but we had to repaint the rooms because their was blood splatter all over,” Reed said. “I had to pull an intestine out of the sink. It was pretty gory. But we got it all cleaned up.”

    The movie compacts the amount of time the real family spent at the address. They had lived in the house for two years, but it everyone wasn’t haunted the entire time.

    “The first time my son walked in there, he heard his name called,” she said. “He heard voices and saw apparitions on the very first day. (It was) the last nine weeks we lived in the house that we started experiencing things. It mostly bothered my oldest boy and then it gradually included my other children.

    “We thought it was related to him receiving cobalt to the head and neck. You don’t know what kind of side effects those things are going to have. I don’t care what the doctors say. Cobalt is radioactive.” She was warned that if her son had knocked a vial out of the doctor’s hand and onto the floor, they’d have to shut down the unit and remodel. “I’m surprised he didn’t glow in the dark.”

    What did she do when she realized that this wasn’t all a part of her son’s chemo?

    “The next day after all that started happened to me, I called the Catholic church and had an interview with my local parish priest. He didn’t give me satisfaction so I went directly to the Archdiocese. They had five or six different people interview me. Finally one gentleman came out to the house and interviewed me at length. He told me that I needed a drug test, psychological test and lie detector. In the end I didn’t have to take those things. He determined I wasn’t crazy, on drugs or lying. He blessed the house. He determined to send an exorcist in. The first exorcist they sent in came under attack. He took us to another exorcist since he didn’t feel he could be effective.”

    The movie only has one priest enter the house. Reverend Popescu is played by Elias Koteas (Exotica).

    “Elias looks a lot like John Zaffis, who was the researcher in the house,” she admitted. “He has a lot of his mannerism, but he wasn’t the minister. He did help a lot in the house. He was there 9 1/2 weeks.”

    How long afterward did the family stick around the funeral home?

    “A week after the exorcism,” she said. “We waited to make sure everything was calm and we moved out.”

    She’s seen the film four times. What scared her the most in the dark theater?

    “I think the guy in the closet made me jump. It was more because everyone else screamed in the theater,” she admitted.

    Did she ever catch herself yelling at her cinematic character to not open the door?

    “No,” she said. “I cried through the whole thing. It was reliving my son’s cancer treatment. Some of the guilt I still carry from that. All four times I cried through the whole thing. I wasn’t so much scared.”

    Does Reed get calls from people wanting to know if their house is really haunted by the dead?

    “That’s what I do,” she said. “I counsel people who are going through it. Many times they want me to check their house out. I will find them someone if there in an area that I can get to them readily.”

    Does she find herself being contacted by people who think they’re being haunted by dead family members or are these people who just bought a house without knowing former occupants haven’t checked out?

    “Usually it’s a lot of people that have just got a haunting and they don’t care who it is,” Reed said. “They just want them gone. If the spirits are causing them distress, they want them gone.”

    What event sets them off to want help removing the ghost?

    “It’s generally when it starts frightening kids,” Reed said. “People are very protective of their children.”

    How did her own children react to seeing their personal ghost story on the screen?

    “I think they’re all thrilled with it,” she said. “It’s hard to sit and watch it with them because they’re saying, ‘That didn’t happen’ and ‘This happened this way.’ I had to warn them beforehand that this isn’t exactly blow by blow of our house, but they still have to critique it.”

    When they finally moved out the haunted funeral home, did she get her security deposit back?

    “You know, I don’t think we did,” Reed said. No one has ever asked me that. I really haven’t thought about it. But no, I don’t think so.”

    A few minutes later director Peter Cornwell rang up the Party Favors hotline (which was hopefully ghost-free). The Australian director had made a name from himself with the short stop-motion film “Ward 13.” The Haunting In Connecticut was his first feature film. What attracted him to the project?

    “I’d watched tons of haunted house films and there aren’t that many good ones so it didn’t take very long to see them,” Cornwell said. “When I read the script, I realized this is really original and different. I wanted for my first film to be in a contained environment. I liked the idea that you’re stuck in a pressure cooker environment. The house becomes a character in this film. The logic of the script made sense. The hardest thing in a haunted house story is coming up with something besides being built on an Indian burial ground. We get this intricate backstory that has layers that keeps you intrigued. The character stuff is great. Getting the opportunity to work with Virginia Madsen and Kyle Gallner.”

    He was very proud to mention that Gallner is “now starring in A Nightmare on Elm Street playing Johnny Depp’s part.” After being attacked by ghosts, Gallner now will be chased by a razor glove wearing Jackie Earle Haley (Bad News Bears and The Watchmen).

    One of the interesting pieces of casting is reuniting Elias Koteas and Virginia Madsen, the stars of The Prophecy. Did he realize what he was doing?

    “I found that out. Virgina told me all about that,” he said. “I don’t think either of them had much fun making that film so they enjoyed being able to get back together and clean the slate. I really enjoyed The Prophecy. I watched it after I had directed them both. It was funny seeing two actors I’d directed in a scene in another film.”

    How much time did he spend at the real haunted ex-funeral home?

    “I remember looking it up on Google Earth and discovering it was really right near a graveyard,” he said. “But no. The budget didn’t allow me to fly out to Connecticut. Even though Connecticut had a tax break, I was thinking it made sense to make it to shoot it in Connecticut. But they were no. We shot it in Winnipeg.”

    Does he think the cast avoided talking to the family to avoid any contact with any lingering ghosts?

    “Maybe,” he said. “The writers worked with Carmen for two years on the script. I was talking to the writers a lot and they knew (the family’s) minds.”

    The film differs a lot from the experiences of Carmen Reed and her family. How does he view leaving out certain elements of their testimony like the little kid in the Superman pajamas?

    “Some of the stuff was creepy in real life, but might not really work in a movie,” he said.

    Folks can get the Unrated Special Edition of the film. How did this cut come around?

    “The Un-rated cut is more graphic,” he said. “Originally we submitted the film and got an R. We wanted to try and get it back down to a PG-13. Because it’s a ghost story, you’re not missing out in a gory death like you do in a slasher film. We managed to be as disturbing. We didn’t revert to the previous version. It’s more sort of the pumped up version of the PG-13 with close ups and stuff.

    There’s already news that the film will spawn two sequels with The Haunting in New York and The Haunting in Georgia. Is he part of the upcoming productions?

    “Gold Circle (the production company) are. I’m not,” Cornwell said. He can’t discuss what his next project will be.

    How hard was it to make sure the frightening moments in the film worked? Did he have to drag in innocent eyes into the editing room to see them pop?

    “I think I have a pretty good sense of how it works from how I storyboarded the scenes. For me it’s a big thing of how you reveal the monster. How do you create a scare? I’ve watched a lot of horror films and there’s reveals in this film that I’ve never seen in other films. I was thrilled when it worked. When we first screened it to random people off the street at the first big scare, people screamed their heads. People were jumping and screaming all through the film which was great. When you jump, that’s when it really gets scary. I don’t think you can have a really scary film that doesn’t make you jump. What makes it work is that you really care about the family. When the characters are in jeopardy, you worry for that person and you’re not worried about yourself jumping.”

    Was The Haunting in Connecticut a play upon Christmas in Connecticut, most recently remade with Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger as the director?

    “I’ve never really thought about that,” Cornwell said. “That might be why they named the original documentary? We just called it that because of the documentary.”

    AMERICAN DOUCHEBAGS

    If there’s one industry that’s not hurting in America, it’s the production of douchebags. Turn on the TV see the bounty harvest of douchebags. It’s time for a Douchebag of the Year Award.

    Originally this hardware was a lock for Spencer Pratt of The Hills on MTV. I don’t watch the show since Showtime still has OnDemand adult content. But the clips that make The Soup on E! have shown Spencer to be the biggest douchebag that hasn’t run for public office, played sports or done anything in his life other than attempt to grow a beard. His antics on NBC’s I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here really made me wish they had been stuck on Cannibal Island. Why didn’t he get an intestinal parasite during his jungle days? Because he is an intestinal parasite. However all of Spencer’s douche work was blown away when Bravo debuted NYC Prep.

    The reality show follows a group of extremely rich white high schoolers in Manhattan. The girls are cute although a couple of them appear to be headed towards MTV’s 16 and Pregnant. The star of the show is PC (Peter Peterson), a senior who acts like he’s auditioning for the Broadway version of Bret Easton Ellis’ American Psycho. He’s not merely a teenage douchebag. He’s an adult size douchebag stuck in a child’s body. Kinda of like Danny Bonaduce. I find his smug antics to be precious simply because I have zero contact with this guy. Although I don’t blame him for being a douchebag since who the hell names their kid Peter Peterson? Is his cousin Michael Micheals?

    But PC’s reign as America’s top Douchebag was incredibly short. Who could trump this privileged jerk? Would you believe a middle aged father of eight in the midst of an identity crisis?

    When Jon & Kate Plus Eight turns splitsville, America blamed the break up of the marriage on Kate Gosselin. She had that horrible haircut, controlling attitude and dreams of being Octo-Oprah. She came off so cold and self-absorbed during the interview segments. When news of the divorce hit, people felt Jon needed to bolt. The world thought she’d ripped his balls off. With all the sympathy of the world, Jon proved us all wrong in one little photo.

    There was Jon wearing a crummy Ed Hardy t-shirt, diamond studs in his ears, over-priced sunglasses. He was sharing cigarettes with his 22 year-old girlfriend in the south of France while waiting to hang out on designer Christian Audigier’s yacht. It was not the look of a man with 8 kids across the Atlantic and the ink still drying on his separation papers. This was a guy who cashed out on the family life for a world reserved for people with old money or talent. How much of his girlfriend’s vacation cash came out of his kids’ college fund?

    Supposedly this trip to Saint Tropez was work. He’s going to help launch Ed Hardy For Kids. Do you really want your kids wearing that over-priced junk? Wouldn’t you be better off buying your kids t-shirts and Sharpie markers to create their own spastic designs? What’s his angle? Clothes dads can buy their kids when they’re ready to “upgrade” their wives? Is he really going to make yacht money from this deal? Jon priced an apartment in Trump Tower with his girlfriend. What sort of gravy train does he imagine he’s riding? Is the new girlfriend going to pump out nine puppies at once? Now that the Masche sextuplets are camera ready on We’s Raising Sextuplets, the Goselins days are numbered. There’s just too much creepy divorce drama to imagine the cameras need to be around the Goselin kids. Once the trainwreck appeal ends, Jon & Kate Plus Eight will be uncomfortable viewing on par with The Osbournes: The Rehab Days. But a douchebag thinks that they’ll always be superstars in the eyes of America. There’s no need to think of the day the cameras disappear.

    When Jon returned from France, he told the reporters that he’d returned “to film” for the series Not that he needed to return for his kids. He needed to spend quality time in front of the cameras with those 8 kids as extras. Man has to keep up the career so he can keep his little girlfriend happy. It’s not about the kids, it’s about his toys. And that’s why Jon Gosselin is America’s Greatest Douchebag.

    DVD SHELF

    Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse: Season One presents Eliza Dushku as a woman who can be anything you want. While it seemed like this would be a woman on adventures, the series gets into the internal politics of maintaining such a business. There’s a reporter wanting to expose the whole operation. Olivia Williams (Rushmore) is the prig in charge of The Dollhouse (not to be confused with Thee Dollhouse). There’s a lot of gunfire and mind games. Above it all, there’s Eliza looking hot no matter what role her clients want. The first three DVDs contain the 12 episodes that ran last year on Fox. The 4th disc contains what fans of Whedon crave including the original cut of the pilot “Echo” and the unaired “Epitaph One.” The unaired episode is getting run at Comic-con for those heading out to San Diego. This is a first season boxset with plenty of surprises beside what Eliza will be doing.

    Jim Breuer – Let’s Clear The Air lets the star of Half Baked admit that he’s not always high. He was just born with a face that makes him look stoned. The hour long special includes his tale of teaching Dave Chappelle to drive a car. His story of appearing in Half Baked involves him being fully baked when he went before the cameras after his role was upgraded. He was stoned while working against Clarence Williams III (Linc from The Mod Squad). Breuer reflects on what it’s like to be the father of three young girls. He swears the volume knob was busted on his daughter. His hatred of kiddie music is dead on. I’m up for the Metallica for the kiddies album. He reminds the couples thinking of having babies that they need to imagine a world without sleep. The bonus short of “Fireside Chat With Dad” shows where Jim learned to handle a rough crowd. Dad wants his money and food. Breuer proves he’s more than the guy who hosted The Joe Pesci Show on Saturday Night Live. He’s still funny even if you’re not stoned.

    The Lucy Show: The Official First Season contains the continuation of I Love Lucy minus the men. Lucy (Lucille Ball) is now a widow with two kids. Instead of being Ethel, Vivian Vance plays Vivian, a divorcee with a young son. She’s not even dressed in Ethel’s frumpy clothes. The two single moms share a house in a quiet New York town. The lack of Desi Arnaz and William Frawley (Fred Mertz) allows Lucy and Vivian to get caught up in too many harebrained schemes. There’s nobody to truly put a stop to them – outside of cops. The most memorable episode of the season is “Lucy Visits The White House.” Lucy and Viv’s Cub Scouts build a White House out of sugar cubes before their big trip to Washington D.C. On a whim, Lucy calls the president’s office to see about giving it as a gift. JFK answers the phone and tells her to drop by with the kids. The trip turns out to be a disaster when the sugar cubes take a hit. Can she and Viv redo the project in time? The boxset is loaded with bonus features including the commercials featuring Lucy, Viv and their kids that ran during the shows. They even show off the vintage comic books and board games associated with Lucy’s new show. This is the perfect gift for the Lucy fanatic in your life.

    Early Edition: The Second Season stars Kyle Chandler (Friday Night Lights) as a guy who gets a newspaper with tomorrow’s news. He’s becomes a subscription superhero trying to undo bad headlines. “Angels and Demons” has Nia Peebles playing a nun. She was recently playing a dead beauty contestant on Matlock: The Third Season. “March of Time” has future Speed Racer star Emile Hirsch. The episode had Kyle discover a racist leader is going to be assassinated during a hate march. Should he really stop this headline from happening? He should have stopped Speed Racer from going into production. “A Regular Joe” has Kyle attempting to talk a quarterback into retiring since the next game will put him on the severally disabled list. The episode gets bonus points for starring Hall of Famer Dick Butkus. If only newspapers worked like this, the Boston Globe wouldn’t be slashing salaries.

    Leverage: The 1st Season allows Timothy Hutton to put together a financial version of Mission: Impossible. He’s an ex-insurance company investigator who got screwed over by his employer when his son was sick. The kid died waiting for treatment. Now he’s out to get revenge on these folks with a crew made up of folks he nailed for fraud. They stage elaborate scams to set up their victims for the kill. “The Nigerian Job” has him him being tricked into stealing aviation secrets for the wrong guy. Hutton won’t be screwed. He comes up with a front that involves real Nigerians. “The Two-Horse Job” sounds like something that costs an extra C note at the Bunny Ranch. It’s just a guy killing off his underachieving race horses. Whatever happened to just sending them off to the Alpo factory. “The Miracle Job” has them save a church. It’s a mission oriented 12 episodes on the box set. Best bonus feature is the cast being told the series has been renewed. The second season of Leverage is about to kick off on TNT.

    This American Life: Season Two continues the stellar Showtime TV adaptation of the radio show. Host Ira Glass brings another six episodes that explore the American experience. “Going Down In History” documents a jailbreak that involved dental floss. “Scenes From a Marriage” animates the tales of married couples. The husband and wife tell stories from their perspective. The wife swears the husband wasn’t there when she saw Jackie Kennedy. It’s cute. The second half has a marriage fall apart when the husband’s legal battle completely alienates his wife. It’s not cute. The most moving of the episodes is “John Smith” where the lives of numerous John Smiths at different ages are spliced together to create the life of one John Smith. It’s creative and inspiring. The newborn John Smith hasn’t done that much. The big bonus feature for this release is This American Life Live! The 77 minute event ran in theaters across America. Ira gets to mix the audio live on stage. They feature segments from the upcoming second season along with a few things that didn’t make the cut. If you couldn’t make it to the theater that day, you can now enjoy Ira Glass in your living room.

    Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XV brings another four titles of the award winning Comedy Central program from the Satellite of Love to your house. The folks at Best Brains worked hard on this batch since they include the most painful excuses for cinema. Racket Girls is about pro women’s wrestling in 1951. The women aren’t close to the hotties that grappled on GLOW. They spend most of their time in the ring swapping headlocks. The “action” in Racket Girls might cause you to pass out from a sleeper hold plot. Mike Nelson and the robots have to do three times the work to keep up the funny. “Zombie Nightmare” gets saved by the casting of Adam West and a really young Tia Carrere (Wayne’s World). A dead baseball player returns as a zombie to destroy Tia and her friends. They put him in the grave. West has to solve this supernatural thriller. The bonus features include a recent interview with the zombie actor and the actor who formed a lifelong bond with Adam West. “The Girl In Lover’s Lane” gives us riding the rails action. There’s not as much action as craved in a tale of drifters. Luckily Joel and the Robots bring the wisecracks that pep up the plot. “The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy” is a prime piece of goofiness from Mexico. Who knew robots could battle the undead? This was from the first season on Comedy Channel when Josh Weinstein played Tom Servo and Dr. Laurence Erhardt. The Satellite of Love gets invade by demon dogs. For folks who really want to go old school, there’s segments from their first season on KTMA in Minnesota. They were below Lo-Fi that season. The next installment will come out Dec. 1 with The Corpse Vanishes, Warrior of the Lost World, Santa Claus and Night of the Blood Beast.

    Love Boat: Season Two, Volume Two allows your brain to take an ocean cruise vacation. The funniest moment of the dozen episodes is Sonny Bono playing Deacon Dark. With his face painted kabuki-style and a python around his shoulders, he’s a cross between Alice Cooper and Kiss. His lounge performance deserves to be played during any “Metal Years” documentary. Sonny drops his schtick when a deaf girl inspires him to become the next Paul Williams. Arte Johnson is his serious manager. What’s interesting is that both Bono and Gopher (Fred Grandy) would end up as Congressmen. Couldn’t their political opponents use this footage against them? Charo makes a return appearance, but now she a star of the Pacific Princess lounge. She sings the “Love Boat” theme as her show’s big highlight. Hollywood Squares‘ host Peter Marshall slinks on as a “swinger” who thinks he’s found a new lady to romance while his wife tans by the pool. Match Game host Gene Rayburn woos Fannie Flagg through her smuggled dog. Where was Charles Nelson Reilly? Abe Vigoda and Nancy Walker (director of Can’t Stop the Music) hook up. Who saw that coming? Raymond Burr stumbles aboard as a drunk high school drama teacher. Love Boat keeps up the mindless romantic fun. Don’t watch without a few Isaac (Ted Lange) level cocktails.

    Parker Lewis Can’t Lose: The Complete First Season brings Corin Nemec’s dream to the shiny discs. Corin had told the Party Favors that he was working with Shout! Factory to get the series released. And now it’s here. The show has Parker Lewis as the coolest guy in school with the freshest of early ’90s fashions. He worked all the angles at a high school. He’s kinda like Damone from Fast Times At Ridgemont High except with high tech help. The pilot episode has Milla Jovovich as the girl of his dreams. Turns out she’s also in the dreams of Parker Lewis’ tight buds. Sadly enough she did not get the gig as a regular. “Operation Kubiac” lets the huge football stud (E.R.‘s Abraham Benrubi) getting recruited. Parker wants a piece of the action by becoming an agent. However his math makes him college poison. “Jerry: Portrait of a Video Junkie” brings back Jerry Mathers and Barbara Billingsley from Leave It To Beaver. Kids got hooked to video games before wii. Ozzy Osbourne and Donny Osmond appeared this season, but not on the same episodes. The pacing, action and effects seems to have set the stage for Scrubs. Parker Lewis is so much better a student and pal than Ferris Bueller. Parker Lewis Can’t Lose is too smart for homeroom. The 26 episodes are spread over 4 DVDs. There’s only two more season to go.

    Peyton Place: Part Two has another 33 episodes from America’s favorite tawdry small town. With the death of Farrah Fawcett, we’ve seen a lot of Ryan O’Neal on TV. Peyton Place is where he got his start as the misguided lover who has a thing for Mia Farrow. His real wife has split for Manhattan where she’s about to take up a career as a hooker. Mia’s real father has been released from prison. Except she doesn’t know that Tim O’Connor is her biological dad. He’s promised her mother to keep it a secret. But he needs to unveil the real killer who sent him to prison. A local insurance salesman goes nuts when his business fails. He plans on making a few people cash in their policy with the Colt .45 clause. It’s not a peaceful town. No matter how simple you think things are, they always get complicated on this primetime soap opera from 1965.

    TRIBBLES!

  • Party Favors: FRIDAY THE 13th’s David Kagen

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    CAMP NOBEBOSCO, NJ — Critics enjoy mocking the Friday the 13th films as a mindless exercise in human slaughtering by the goalie masked wearing Jason. The body count was more important than the plot. But amongst the carnage of the dozen films was one that stood out. Friday 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives combined a ghoulish sense of humor without compromising the grotesque homicides. What’s even more astonishing is that it gave us Sheriff Michael Garris. He was a lawman that could handle the undead Jason Voorhees.

    “Don’t piss me off, junior, or I will repaint this office with your brains,” he announced. I had a chance to talk with the man behind Garris’ badge and mustache when David Kagen called the Party Favors hotline. He was ready to chat about the DVD release of Friday 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives: Deluxe Edition.

    While the earlier five parts were shot in the Northeast and California, the producers took this sixth outing deep down South to Covington, Georgia. The low budget production was also low profile to keep the locals happy.

    “When we were down in Georgia filming, they didn’t want people to know what was being filmed,” Kagen said. “When they posted signs, they called it something else.”

    Was it hard to keep Jason and his iconic goalie mask shielded from the locals?

    “We didn’t go out to eat that way,” Kagen said. “We did the killings and everything were done in secluded places. There was a lot of night shooting.”

    The amazing thought is how in today’s internet age, there would be little chance of a production keeping such a secret. Somebody would leak out the location via a twitter. But back in the mid-80s, the was no instant communications for film geeks.

    Most stories about filming in Georgia include descriptions of unbearable heat and humidity. There are nightmarish tales of film melting in the cans. What sort of weather did Kagen experience?

    “It was comfortable at night. We put a jacket on,” Kagen said. Anytime you can’t remember the weather in Georgia, it had to be good weather. For those curious of the days it was shot, Kagen went into Atlanta to see Tony Bennett and Rosemary Clooney at the Fox Theatre.

    How did he land the role of Sheriff Garris?

    “My manager was friendly with the people casting it. He got me in,” Kagen said.

    His manager might have got him the meeting, but it was his ultimate cop mustache that made him perfect for the role. Turns out he didn’t grow the facial hair just for the role.

    “I had the mustache for a lot of years,” Kagen declared. “It was just my thing. I played bad guys, cops and detectives, lawyers and hard-boiled businessmen. It was kinda related to what I did. Gave me a little edge.”

    As the film went on, the role of the Sheriff grew bigger for Kagen.

    “They added some things. They really liked what I was doing. That whole fight between Jason and myself was all added. They liked what they were seeing and they put together this whole thing. I was excited and flattered by that.

    “The way I did my work as an actor and the way the script was written with the jokes and the tongue and cheek, I just sunk my teeth into and did my thing. Tom (McLoughlin) just kept encouraging me. It was very satisfying and fun.”

    The film was rumored to have a budget of $3 million. Was it an extremely low budget film for its time? Or could you get a lot of film production for that price over two decades ago? Kagen didn’t know the actual budget, but he remembers it wasn’t a lavish set.

    “The guy who was the DP was also the camera operator, Jon Kranhouse,” Kagen. “I don’t know if that was by his choice or if it was a budget thing or both. It was nice for me. I can’t remember any other film that I quite had that experience. Usually there’s a separate camera operator. We only shot for six weeks or so. For a bigger budget feature film, you’re talking twelve weeks. So we got half. But I didn’t feel it. It was a wonderful experience.”

    The budget was big enough so the producer’s mom never showed up to cook all the meals. Even though Kagen wasn’t in a majority of the film, his time in Georgia wasn’t short.

    “I was there the last day when it wrapped. We shot all night and had a wrap party at six in the morning. I’m not sure if I was there from the very, very, very beginning. They tried to consolidate my time. I was in a lot of the movie so I was there for most of the shoot. It seemed like four or five weeks.”

    Kagen doesn’t mind getting to the set earlier and watching what’s going on when he’s not in front of the cameras.

    “You sort of get a feel for what’s going on for the whole movie,” Kagen said. “I like to do that whenever I do something. I’ll show up early. I like to be on the set and get a feeling of the style, the tone and the feeling of how everybody is working.”

    Was he able to hang with Ron Palilo (Horshack on Welcome Back, Kotter)? Ron bit it early.

    “Yeah,” Kagen said. “We talked. I was around. Nice guy. It’s just the way it is. I was around so much, I got to meet most of the people.”

    The film marked the cinematic debut of Tony Goldwyn (Ghost) in a memorable murder scene. Did Kagen get to see Goldwyn’s memorable VW Bug related death?

    “I was around for that, but we didn’t talk a lot,” Kagen said.

    The cool part about making a film in the mid-80s was that the stunts weren’t completely composited in CGI. The signature stunt of Friday 13th Part VI was an RV wreck that only Jason survives. Was Kagen around the day they launched the RV?

    “Oh yeah. That took a whole day to set that up. That was the last shot and they had to get it done while there was enough darkness so it would match. They had cameras planted here and planted there because that was a one time thing.

    “When that RV left the ground, you could see underneath the RV. There was air. You could see people standing across in the field. That thing left the ground. They really did it. God forbid they have to right that RV after it’s been damaged like that and shoot it again.”

    The actor had high praise for the tech guys who know how to make an audience squirm.

    “The people who have the most fun on the set are the special effects and make up guys,” Kagen said. “There will be a scene where somebody’s leg gets torn off. The first time they shoot they scene, they’ll shoot with the foot pointing towards the camera so you can’t see blood and guts. Then they say, ‘Now let’s turn the guts toward the camera. We need more green here and more disgusting colors.’ It’s really like kids at play. There is the one where the guy gets his head crushed by Jason and I fall down right in his face. That’s one where they did it one way and then added colors.”

    The multiple violence levels have led to alternate cuts of the film.

    “As I remember it, that was one of the problems with my killing. There are some versions out there where they show the whole in actual time. On some versions it’s very abbreviated. He’d be bending me and suddenly I’m bent.”

    When Kagen bumps into actors that appeared in Friday 13th films, is there a bond like students who survived Catholic High School?

    “I guess there’s a certain understanding,” he replied.

    There are numerous stories about the various actors that played Jason Voorhees in the Friday 13th film series. Did C.J. Young hide from the rest of the actors and only appear when the director yelled action? What was Kagen’s relationship with C.J. Young?

    “Good,” Kagen said. “We had fun. We got to be together a lot and talk. He really cared. He wanted to do a good job. He really wanted do what would make it most effective. He paid attention and committed. I haven’t seen him in years.”

    According to the imdb, Young might still be a casino manager at the Flamingo in Las Vegas. Jason Voorhees could be roaming the same hotel as Donny and Marie Osmond. Now that would be a Friday 13th worthy of being shot in Imax.

    How nasty was it for Kagen to look at the undead makeup Young had under the goalie mask?

    “I don’t know if I should tell, as far as I remember, they didn’t do stuff under the mask,” Kagen admitted.

    Young didn’t spend hours in the makeup room getting the gore goop applied?

    “I don’t think so,” Kagen said.

    While Kagen has performed in dozens of films and TV shows over the years, Jason Lives is the one that gets him noticed.

    “I run into fans in the strangest places. I was on a hike in the Angeles National Forest on a weekday. I’m walking down a trail and I see somebody coming toward me. As he gets ten feet away from me, he say, ‘Oh my God, you were in Friday 13th Part VI.’ I never expected this.

    “I never expected it would be so popular. I continue to get fan letters and run into people who tell me when they first saw it. I went to an autograph signing for the DVD and I got to hear stories about how old they were when they first saw it. This young kid came up to me. I said, ‘How old were you when you saw it?’ He said, ‘Six.’ I said, ‘What? You were six years old?’ He said, ‘My brother and his friends were watching it. I snuck into the room. They saw me there and said, you better not tell mom or we’ll kill you.”

    It struck home that Friday 13th Part VI came out around the time that VCRs and renting movies on videotape had become a normal way of watching R rated entertainment in the comfort of a living room. There would be no more tales of having to sneak past the ushers into the forbidden multiplex theater. A generation merely had to remember to hit play after the parental units went to bed.

    After the DVD autograph session, Kagen intends on attending more horror conventions.

    “I’m just starting to do that. It was really interesting,” Kagen said. “The fans were so nice, sweet and pleased. They’re very grateful for the opportunity to say hello.”

    Kagen played Major Klev on the “Detained” episode of Star Trek: Enterprise. Does this qualify him to also pop up at Star Trek conventions?

    “Evidently,” Kagen said. “We’re going to see.”

    Lately Kagen has been getting roles on shows such as Life, House M.D. and CSI. But I had to ask him about two of his early guest appearances on A-Team and 21 Jump Street. What did Kagen remember the most from his time around Mr. T?

    “Well, I was on the set one day when Mr. T decided not to show up,” Kagen said. “They had to double him. He was at a football game or something like that, if I recall. They could double him because he was in a truck.”

    He did wish he could have talked with George Peppard since they both went to Carnegie Mellon University. But Peppard had a contract that set up the shoot day so he was last to arrive and first to split.

    What was his impression of a young Johnny Depp?

    “I didn’t have scenes with him, but I was around,” Kagen said. “What was interesting is that same kind of freedom and bravery and being his own person, you could see that on 21 Jump Street. Between takes there was a level of confidence. He wasn’t uptight. The main thing is he was brave. He wasn’t careful and I mean that in a good way. It’s good for an actor to not be careful. You need to be free to create and do your thing. To not censor yourself. Let people see what your feelings are about a particular scene or moment: do it. Stick your neck out, take a chance.”

    You can see what happened when David Kagen stuck his neck out while battling Jason Voorhees on the Friday 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives: Deluxe Edition DVD.

    SET SPY REPORT

    Our man on the set of Miley Cyrus’ upcoming The Last Song said that it’s impossible to get near the Hannah Montana gal with her wall of bodyguards. Although he reported Greg Kinnear wanders around the locations unprotected. Where are all the Auto Focus fanatics? This man ought to have the Hell’s Angels keeping away folks willing to scream out, “A day without sex is a day wasted!” Where are our society’s priorities?

    SUMMER TV FUN

    True Blood is back. I was so getting sick of those promise ring wearing Twilight vampires. We’re still trying to come up with a term for the blood snowball that was featured on the first episode. Hung has much promise with Thomas Jane getting back to his Boogie Nights roots. Weeds continues to roll out of control, but at least it’s an interesting tumble. Nurse Jackie reminds me why I hate going to hospitals. Edie Falco has topped her role on The Sopranos.

    Cake Boss on TLC is like what would happen if the guys at Ace of Cakes rented out their basement to a meth lab. While the Cake Boss pastries look delicious, the baking crew is too high strung.

    The teasers for Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian go to Miami has inspired my new show: Lon Cox: VD Hunter to the Stars. Each week Lon will track down what celebrity has spread a new strain of VD around Los Angeles. Lon is America’s greatest Matlock impersonator so his down home Southern folksie style will disarm people getting the harsh news about why they keep itching in bad places.

    DVD SHELF

    G.I. Joe A Real American Hero: Season 1.1 brings us the animated action before the live action film hits the screen. The series was a toy catalog come to life with all the amazing action figures in full motion in 1983. There’s lots of fighting, shooting, exploding, ass kicking and product placement. It’s easy to see why parent groups had major issues with it, but what did those loser know about being entertained? G.I. Joe isn’t an actual person, but the codename for an elite team of soldiers whose sole purpose is the defend the world from the evil plans of Cobra. Duke leads a force made up of characters that could be purchased individually at ChildWorld. Cobra was led by Cobra Commander and Destro, the evil scientist. They were the original terrorists that threatened America and the world. Unlike Super Friends, where a majority of the screen time features barely animated talking heads with a little action, the G.I. Joe episodes have more action than a Michael Bay flick. This is less talk, more rock. Cobra is a well-armed force with massive headquarters. Where do they get their funding? And why did they spend a fortune on a gladiator arena when that cash could have gone to buying more laser cannons? The first three miniseries (five episodes long) can be played like a movie even though they do include the bumpers for the commercial breaks. There’s 22 episodes spread over the 4 DVDs. They biggest bonus feature is the 1963 product introduction reel for the original G.I. Joe dolls. It’s a big thrill to see the four dolls with their numerous military outfits. Easy to see why they became a major seller with the cool weapons. Your father (or even grandfather) will get a kick out of this vintage footage. Prepare to freeze frame so he can figure out which accessories he got for his birthday in 1966. They also have numerous “Knowing Is Half the Battle” PSAs that get spoofed on Robot Chicken. There’s ads featuring the ’80s action figures. As an added bonus, you get a few G.I. Joe and Cobra tattoos.

    Reno 911: The Complete Sixth Season, Uncensored brings back America’s favorite messed up sheriff’s department. Things have changed on the force with Deputies Garcia, Johnson and Kimball gone. They’re replacements include Sgt. Declan (a suspected transvestite), Deputy Frank Rizzo (a drugged up undercover agent) and a receptionist (who enjoys giving extras). The chemistry change breaths a fresh breath into the act. Rizzo’s stake out with Jones is hilarious as they keep doing illegal acts to prove they’re legit. Jones and Williams infiltrate a swingers party that leads to a key exchange. The force does their best to make Reno unattractive to avoid a visit from the Pope. They don’t want to deal with the extra work. Two episodes deal with Dangle suspected of homicide at his murder mystery party. There are commentary tracks. The bonus features includes nearly an episode of outtakes including the complete commercials for linoleum floors and the sheriff’s department. A really long sketch features the guys from Human Giant pushing the worst vacation deal ever on the cops. There’s 15 more episodes on 2 DVDs. The incompetent cop humor is in full force in Reno once more.

    Arthur Hailey’s Hotel: The First Season is the Love Boat for people who get sea sick. The guest stars checked into San Francisco’s St. Gregory Hotel for adventures that were a little less light than on the Pacific Princess. The place is run by James Brolin (best known as Mr. Barbra Streisand or Josh Brolin’s dad). The pilot movie has Bette Davis owning the joint, but they cart her away before the regular season. The movie does have Erin Moran in her post Happy Days glam. She’s supposed to be a singer. This first season is packed with semi-major stars including Richard Hatch (both Battlestar Galacticas), Gary Collins (Drunk RV driver), Vic Tayback (Mel from Alice), Heather Locklear (pre-Cougar), Scatman Crothers (The Shining), and Adrienne Barbeau (Maude). Roy Thinnes (The Invaders) plays a guest who can’t remember who he is. If he walks out on his bill, they’ll know who he is. The most stunning moment is Tori Spelling as a little gal. She got this role without any help from her father, executive producer Aaron Spelling. Hotel‘s weird casting keeps it lighter than the scripts intended it to be.

  • Party Favors: REAPER’s Bret Harrison & Tyler Labine

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    HELL, MICHIGAN – Sometimes even a deal with the devil isn’t a guarantee of network renewal. There was hope that Reaper would gain a third season. The series about Sam Oliver (Bret Harrison) forced by the devil (Ray Wise) to be a bounty hunter of demons had grown a loyal following. However Sam’s biggest evil spirit lurked in an office at the CW.

    To celebrate the release of Reaper: Season Two, the Party Favors hotline received calls from Bret Harrison and Tyler Labine, who played Sock, Sam’s co-worker. Until that day Tyler called, there were rumors that the show might get picked up or even go to first run syndication. However things weren’t sounding good before the phone rang.

    My first question to Tyler Labine was confirmation that the sets for Reaper had been struck.

    “I don’t know if they’re officially torn them down. But we’re officially finito,” Tyler confirmed.

    Did having a show in limbo for so long affect his career as an actor?

    “It didn’t. Basically they committed suicide with our show by putting on us on against American Idol. We knew that things weren’t going well. Our creators had signed a new deal with Fox. The writing was on the wall that the show was pretty much done. I started shopping around for movies. A little TV show called Sons of Tucson over at Fox fell into my lap. They took a second position contract on me. I went and shot a new pilot that’s been picked up so we start production in September,” he jubilantly reported.

    Is Sons of Tucson a spin-off of Sons of Anarchy?

    “Nothing to do with Sons of Anarchy. It’s totally different. It’s a comedy. It’s going on Sunday nights between The Simpsons and Family Guy.

    Does this mean Tyler will be sucking down Pawtucket Petes with Peter Griffin?

    “I wish,” Tyler said. “I met Seth McFarlane at the up fronts. There was talk of me doing a guest star voice on Cleveland, the new Family Guy spin-off.”

    What does he think of both seasons of Reaper being on DVD?

    “It’s cool,” he said. “I’ve done shows that don’t get blessed with a DVD release. All that work and see you never again. It’s nice to know our show and characters will be immortalized on DVD. People can and should go out and buy them. They can get two seasons of a show that I really, really loved doing and cared about deeply. I’m super stoked that we got them all out on DVD.”

    There’s an internet rumor that Reaper will continue as a comic book. Any truth to it?

    “You’re not wrong,” Tyler confirmed. “The comic book is happening. People have been hinting that we should be able to get a two hour movie finale. You can never guess what’s going to happen there.”

    The idea of a two hour movie based on the series isn’t that far fetched seeing how it was recently done for the cult hit Dead Like Me. Would Tyler consider reading the forthcoming graphic novels for a book on tape?

    “Probably not,” he said. “I’m not adept enough at that kind of stuff. I’d rather people use their imagination than let me read it.”

    Tyler’s been acting in high profile projects since 1991 in everything from Road to Avonlea, The X-Files and Dark Angel. But I had to ask about his outrageous role of Croker in Evil Alien Conquerors with North Carolina School of the Arts graduates Diedrich Bader (Office Space) and Chris Parnell (Hot Rod)

    “Diedrich and Chris were great,” Tyler said. “It was really fun. But playing a guy who thinks he’s a 100 foot giant is physically taxing. I lost my voice for four months after shooting that movie. Ended up seeing a vocal pathologist. I may have to get vocal surgery. It was crazy, but it was so much fun. I loved working on it. That’s a once in a lifetime character if I’ve ever seen one. I thought the music turned out pretty funny.”

    Another odd title on his filmography is Canadian Zombie. What Canuck has the tastiest brains in all of the Great White North?

    “If I was a zombie, I would eat Gordon Campbell brains,” he speculated. “He’s our premier in British Columbia. He’s got probably got a tasty, mushy brain.

    Was this film about the undead who wanted more than Tim Horton’s donuts?

    Canadian Zombie was a short film I shot for a friend. He basically went back to the old Night of the Living Dead making a political statement through a zombie film. It was more of a statement about zombies at the voting booths. We don’t get out there and vote enough as a country. We just had our election in British Columbia and 40 percent came out to vote. It’s staggeringly awful. The voters were so complacent at the polls because the Canucks were actually in the playoffs. People weren’t going out. They were staying at home drinking beer and watching hockey.”

    In his career, Tyler has worked with some of the major creepy actors of our day including James Spader (Boston Public), Terrance Stamp (My Boss’s Daughter) and Ray Wise (Reaper). Which of these men would he describe as the most creepy to face on the set?

    “Iconically creepy would definitely be Ray Wise… Leland Palmer,” Tyler declared. “The funny thing is the contrast. He’s so nice in everyday life. He’s a real sweetheart of a man. He’s a real joker. And then you just watch him turn on that creep. And you’re like, ‘Oh my god.’ He’s so good at it. He played one of my favorite villains of all time – Leland Palmer. I’ll definitely have to put my stamp on Ray.”

    After his numerous appearances on Boston Legal playing Assistant District Attorney Jonathan Winant, could he hold his own in the courtroom of Judge Judy?

    “Hell no,” he said. “I would be eating my foot and I’d be still be hungry eating my other foot. Pretending to know what I’m talking about is one thing, but I’d be terrible defending myself. Plus I’d probably be guilty.”

    Recently Tyler finished A Good Old Fashioned Orgy with Don Johnson (Miami Vice. Since he’d also worked with William Shatner on Boston Public, Tyler would be an authority in knowing who would win in a Fight Club beatdown: The Shatner or Don Johnson.

    “I got to go with D.J. on that one,” he declared. “I gotta say that Don was looking fit. Shatner, not that he’s completely falling apart, but I think Don Johnson would have the cutting edge there.”

    Bret Harrison called up a few days later. He’s been a primetime fixture since 2001 when he appeared as Brad on Grounded For Life followed by Fox’s The Loop. Reaper was his second series as the lead. The news of the show’s cancellation had settled. I was compelled to ask him how much does he hate American Idol?

    “I don’t watch American Idol. I don’t despise it,” Bret said. “Am I supposed to despise it?”

    He’s reminded that when Reaper returned for its 13 episode second season, CW put it right up against the ratings juggernaut.

    “Right. Right. I stopped paying attention. That’s what I do,” he explained. “That’s what you learn to do when you’re on a show that’s on the bubble and you’re trying to break through. You pay to attention to that stuff too much and you start to go crazy.”

    The act of being sacrificed in such a horrible time slot brings out the conspiracy theory that the CW didn’t want Reaper to have a sophomore bounce.

    “I think there’s probably somebody behind a big door saying, ‘We’re going to kill the show.’ It’s predestined. I hate to say that,” Bret admitted.

    However Bret likes the fact that both seasons of Reaper will be available on DVD. Those who were too mesmerized by Adam Lambert can have a chance to catch what they missed over the last few months. Bret enjoys buying season sets and binge viewing.

    “The few shows that I’ve gotten into I don’t watch on TV. I buy the DVDs and end up watching them like Dexter in a week,” Bret said. He used this same method to watch HBO’s The Wire.

    What excites the star of Reaper about his upcoming boxset?

    “I’m really curious about seeing the gag reel,” he said.

    Does Bret ever figure out creative ways to blow take in order to get into the gag reel?

    “I learned a long time ago that you do not do that because they use those takes sometimes,” he warned. “The gag reel is very authentic.”

    After two seasons of playing a guy working at a mega-hardware store, how does Bret get treated when he strolls into a Home Depot? “I haven’t needed to visit the Home Depot in past couple months,” Bret said. “I feel like it could work in my favor. I think I could get help now. I’ve never had a good experience at Home Depot.”

    How did he react when he was told that Ray Wise would be his nemesis?

    “I didn’t know who he was. They said, ‘You got to check this guy out. He’s done sixty something films.’ I googled and saw a picture of him. I was like, “Oh my God, they hit gold. That’s the guy. The guy is the cool Frank Sinatra Devil guy. He’s so good.”

    His desire to watch TV shows on DVD came into play once more. “I ended up buying the first season of Twin Peaks and got into that,” he said.

    Over the course of the 21st century, Bret has been a fixture on network TV with three series. But none of them had anything close to a conventional season. The first season of Reaper was interrupted by the writer’s strike. Does he dream of a time he hooks up with a show that doesn’t have scheduling hiccups?

    “That would be nice. That’s the dream of getting on a show that’s a huge hit. Even though the few shows I’ve done have had hiccups, I feel like they’ve all been good shows. I’d rather be on a show that’s having problems with the network and always on the bubble. There’s a core audience out there that really appreciates them.”

    When it didn’t look like there would be a third season, did Bret snag a couple souvenirs from the set? “I took some bar glasses,” Bret said. He also snagged the remote control car that was used as a vessel.

    Many people recognize Bret as the whipped neighbor on Grounded For Life. Who was more demanding: The Devil or Lily on Grounded For Life?

    “I would say Lily,” Bret asserted.

    Reaper: Season Two is available at your favorite DVD stores. Keep an eye out at your local comic book shop for the continuing adventures of Sam Oliver and the Devil.

    WHAT SHE REALLY IS

    Enough with the media comparing Megan Fox with Angelina Jolie. If anything, Fox is the second coming of Caroline Munro. Is there that much of a difference between Fox’s performance in Transformers and Munro in the epic Golden Voyage of Sinbad? If they ever remake that Ray Harryhausen flick, they ought to tattoo eyeballs on Fox’s palms.

    SEE YOU IN THE FALL

    The hottest new cable show will be Cream of Soup being executive produced by me.

    Each week you’ll be able to tune into Cream of Soup to see the best clips of Comcast’s 20 Soup shows. What’s better than our host cracking jokes about clips from the numerous clipshows such as E!’s The Soup with Joel McHale, Versus’ Sports Soup with Matt Iseman, G4’s Web Soup with Chris Hardwick, Style’s The Dish with Danielle Fishel and RFD’s Caboose Soup with Boxcar Willie Jr. Plus we’ll be having the laughlights from VH1’s Best Week Ever and Comedy Central’s Tosh.0 There’s not enough time in the weekend to watch all those comic commentary clipshows. Cream of Soup will give you the highlights and the outright bombs so you’ll be the cool guy at the watercooler on Monday morning. We can’t announce the name of our host, but he was nominated for a Cable Ace Award, held the Mid-Atlantic Tag Team Belt and saved the Pope’s life.

    NO JUSTICE FOR JUDGES

    I’m furious that once more a president has discriminated against our greatest judicial minds when it comes time to appoint a Supreme Court Justice. Did you notice whose names didn’t even come close to be discussed as replacements for Justice Souter? Not one short listed judges had their own TV show. Where’s the justice?

    This ugliness goes back to when Ronald Reagan scoffed off The People’s Court‘s Judge Wapner. You’d expect the end of this stigma to be part of the change we need.

    What disqualifies Judge Greg Mathis from sharing the shower room with Chief Justice Roberts? He’s got a biography that gets told to America every day. He testifies, “Troubled kids? I was one. Gangs? Jail? I was there. Second chances? I got one. I went to law school, became a lawyer, and then a judge. Now I get to give second chances. It’s time for hard decisions and tough love. Justice that makes a difference; that’s what I’m about!” Where is his chance?

    The most popular judge in America is Judge Judy. America loves her verdicts. She’s not a game player. How can you not be moved to hear a judge proclaim, “Lawyers are always asking me if I will cut some slack for their clients. My standard answer is this is not Let’s Make A Deal.” Why didn’t she get a presidential interview at Camp David?

    If the president wanted a Latina woman on the bench, why not short list Marilyn Milian from The People’s Court? She’s the first Hispanic TV justice. Why not let her keep trailblazing to Washington D.C.? What makes her less of a judge than a court of appeals sitter? She might have a lot of explaining before the senate about knowing Harvey Levin. But she’s a pro before the cameras. She can charm the hardest neo-con into thinking she’s not going to ruin the Constitution.

    When the next justice decides it’s time to step down, this administration must seriously consider picking a justice who has figured out a way to hear cases in the private sector. The president wanted to hire a TV doctor (CNN’s Sanjay Gupta) to be the Surgeon General. Why are legal minds ineligible for the top job because they wear a little make up during hearings?

    BLAH GAME

    Who thought it was a swell idea to make a movie adaptation of Moneyball with a $50 million budget? Are audiences ready to see Brad Pitt doing payroll math and breaking down walks to hits ratios? The pitch must have sounded been, ‘It’s like A Beautiful Mind with guys scratching themselves.’ Do we really crave Pitt playing Oakland A’s general manager Billy Beane? Even with Stephen Soderbergh directing it sounds like The Horrible Truth About H.R. Block. Thankfully some young executive realized he might be eating Top Ramen for the next decade and red lit the production.

    The only film about mathletes that made money was Mean Girls.

    Soderbergh should have just adapted the book as a documentary for ESPN’s new major filmmaker program. Speaking of which, Spike Lee’s Kobe Doin’ Work was created with 30 cameras and one pair of kneepads. Kobe reminded me why I despise him so much from only 3 minutes of his self-fellatio narration on himself. This isn’t a tenth as good as Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait that Spike ripped off for this Hoover sponsored suck up. Thirty cameras watching Kobe? As if he’s not on camera for the entire game when a Lakers game is televised. I’d rather see 30 cameras following the 12th man on a team. What does he at the end of the bench? How does he warm up knowing that will be the only time he touches the hardwood for the night? Does he really shower after the game? Why couldn’t Spike tell us this man’s story?

    ESPN did red light my special sports film which was going to be a 60 minute montage of fans at Fenway shouting “A Rod, You Suck!!!!” between highlights of him striking out.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    The Jonas Brothers The 3D Concert Experience Deluxe Extended Movie Blu-ray Combo Pack is the winner of the quick gift to make you look like a cool uncle award. Inside the blue box is the concert film on Blu-ray, DVD and a disc with the digital copy. No matter what format the kid has connected to her bedroom TV, she ought to be able to watch the sibling trio. Only the Blu-ray disc contains the film in 3D. They include 4 sets of glasses with the red/blue lenses so you won’t hear the third kid screaming that she can’t see Nick Jonas unloading foam in her face. The music of the Jonas Brothers is pure bubble gum. Nick, Joe and Kevin appear happy while playing their hits including “That’s The Way We Roll” and “Burnin’ Up.” The last song has enough stage pyro to satisfy a wrestling fan. There’s a twisted moment where the three brothers shoot foam at the screaming teen girls sitting close to the stage. There are guest stars at the concert with Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift popping up for a song each. Snippets of the life of the Jonas Brothers including a Time Square mob scene when they showed up to buy their record at midnight. They’re not even autographing stuff for the fans. They race in the record store, buy the CDs and run back to their limo. Thousands packed the street like it was New Year’s Eve. Audrey, a friend’s 8 year old daughter, was glued to the set for the entire 89 minutes. The 3D does a fine job of separating the brothers during their solos. The bonus features include two more songs and a more footage of the brothers off the stage.

    Mel Brook’s Spaceballs – Blu-ray brings the 1080p love to the sci-fi spoof of Star Wars. Decades ago before the Scary Movie series, Mel Brooks was the source of mocking movie genres. He struck gold with Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein. It seemed only natural that in 1987 he poked fun at George Lucas’s epic with his Borscht Belt humor. Daphne Zuniga is a spoiled Druish princess that doesn’t want to marry Prince Valium (Jim J. Bullock). During her bolt with a robotic Joan Rivers, she finds herself also running from Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis). He’s like Darth Vader except he has a mega-huge helmet. Her only hope is Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) and his co-pilot Barf (John Candy). Mel Brooks plays both the evil president and the mystical Yogurt (a Yoda knock-off). Darth Helmet’s ultimate goal is to hold the princess hostage so they can steal all the air off her planet with a unique version of the Death Star. My favorite moment involves the one man sound effect machine Michael Winslow as the radar technician. They should have had him make all the space noises. What funny is the scene where Brooks has Starr and Barf eating at an intergalactic greasy spoon diner. Years later Lucas would use this location in Attack of the Clones. Who influenced whom? The high def transfer is crisp and detailed. Joan Rivers has never looked better on the screen. There’s a bushel basket of bonus features including a commentary track from Brooks. There’s a documentary about the film, a tribute to John Candy and the flubs. The Exhibitor Trailer with Mel Brooks reminds us what a great salesman he was before going off to recycle his films on Broadway. They include a DVD of the movie so you don’t have to chose which version to buy. Spaceballs is still funny although not as hilarious as Phantom Menace.

    THE DVD SHELF

    Diary of Anne Frank: 50th Anniversary Edition adapts the journal of a teenage girl trapped in an attic with family and friends to avoid being executed by the Nazis in occupied Holland. There’s plenty of tension as they Nazis constantly search the neighborhood looking for hidden Jews. The black and white images allow the stark nature of their survival to be emphasized. Anne has a sense of hope even under such dire circumstances. I’m not going to spoil the ending. Director George Stevens didn’t go Hollywood on this true story. There are seven featurettes created for this new DVD. Millie Perkins recalls her time playing Anne Frank on both the commentary track and on camera. We also get to explore George Stevens’ service in World War II. He didn’t merely watch battle action in the safety of his screening room. There’s also a Blu-ray with the bonus features.

    Two Lovers might be Joaquin Phoenix’s last film role if he truly devotes himself to his rap career. He plays a guy who has suffered a breakdown that caused him to break up with his fiance and move back with his parents in Brooklyn. He’s stuck in his childhood bed. He delivers clothes for his dad’s dry cleaning. But life isn’t that bleak. He ends up getting entangled with Vinessa Shaw (Eyes Wide Shut) and Gwyneth Paltrow. But can he really enjoy his time with these women? The man has issues. Two Lovers could have easily turned into a stupid romantic comedy with Matthew McConaughey, but it doesn’t. Two Lovers stays grounded with the characters instead of jumping to the whims and expectations of an audience. After the film was over, I felt myself getting angry that Joaquin jerked out with this rapper charade.

    Petticoat Junction: The Official Second Season brings the biggest star of the ’70s to the spotlight: Benji! Well his name is Higgins the Dog at this point. But he’s the super mutt who arrives at the Shady Rest Hotel at the start of the season. “Betty Jo’s Dog” wastes no time in letting the pooch dominate the show. He’s almost as imposing a figure as Arnold Ziffel on Green Acres. Petticoat Junction is about Bea Benaderet (the voice of Betty Rubble) and her three daughters running a hotel that’s between Hooterville and Pixley on the train line. The 36 episodes on Season Two have the homespun humor you find on The Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres. Most of the episode have the hot daughters planning for their future. Edgar Buchanan comes up with scams to make the hotel feel busy. Several characters from Green Acres got their start here including Fred Drucker (Frank Cady) and Mr. Ziffel.

    Matlock: The Third Season starts off with the reunion of Andy Griffith and Don Knotts. This time Don plays Andy’s new neighbor. In an un-Barney Fife manner, Don gets accused of killing a used car salesman. Seymour Cassel plays a rival used car dealer. There’s a chance a people thought he was an aging Goober. There’s only 20 episodes this season of homespun judicial prudence. “The Thoroughbred” brings us the magic of Don Swayze, the brother of Patrick. “The Cult” has Matlock sending Kene Holiday to infiltrate a cult in order to find out who killed their leader. No matter how tight the action seems, there’s something way too relaxing about the cases on Matlock. You’ll never drop your sweet tea in shock. What makes this enjoyable viewing is seeing Andy and Don sharing screentime. They were priceless in their chemistry.

    Saving Grace: Season Two brings more of Holly Hunter to the little screen. She’s an Oklahoma City detective with a lot of issues. She’s doesn’t hold back her desires when it comes to smoking, drinking or screwing. She’s dealing with an angel from God that’s trying to clean up her wicked ways. Can she save herself? Or will everyone around her drive her nuts. There’s 14 episodes on the boxset that touch upon an impending marriage and death.

    Burn Notice: Season Two is another 16 episodes from USA’s freelance spy hit. The big reason to watch is Bruce Campbell. Why isn’t he on a Bond film? Also nice to see Gabrielle Anwar pulling off a little espionage. Jeffrey Donovan looks great with his spy sunglasses. This is just a smooth and sexy series.

    GIVEAWAYS

    CBS DVD is being twice as nice with two giveaway for lucky readers.

    CBS DVD has given us 5 copies of Petticoat Junction: The Official Second Season to give to very special Party Favors readers. In order to win, answer this question: Who owned Higgins the dog? Send your answer, name and address to mokaha@aol.com. Put “Petticoat” in the subject.
    CBS DVD has also given us 5 copies of Matlock: The Third Season to give to very special Party Favors readers. In order to win, answer this question: Where did Matlock shoot its final season? Send your answer, name and address to mokaha@aol.com. Put “Matlock” in the subject.

    Family, friends and Abe Simpson are not eligible to win.

  • Party Favors: Gary Cole Interview

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    TALLADEGA — When a filmmaker wants to depict America’s legendary rugby coach in a film, only a legend actor can handle the job. Forever Strong shines a light on Highland High’s Coach Larry Gelwix. How good is he? His teams are 361-9 in the last three decades. He’s brought 18 of the last 24 National High School titles back to Salt Lake City. Who could dramatically play such an imposing figure behind such figures? Gary Cole took the whistle.

    The star of Pineapple Express and Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby dialed up the Party Favors hotline to discuss his role in Forever Strong which has recently been released on DVD. Oddly enough, the star of Midnight Caller rang me in the afternoon.

    Being in the right place at the right time was the key to Cole landing the role of Coach Gelwix.

    “I was in Salt Lake City in the summer of 2006 making a baseball movie (American Pasttime) when Forever Strong was being prepped and set to go,” Cole said. “I got a call barely two weeks before they were set to shoot. They had the rugby guys in bootcamp for five weeks. I got the call and switched my bags from one hotel to another.”

    With such a short time, how did Cole tap into playing a real life figure?

    “I got the script and I was able to meet with Larry (Gelwix). We talked about the team and his experiences,” Cole said. “Far as the rugby was concerned, he was around all the time. We just went on the fly. It wasn’t like I had two months to bone up on my rugby knowledge – which is still limited. It’s kinda of a difficult game to grasp.”

    After this experience, was Cole inspired to coach a rec league rugby team?

    “I would say no,” Cole declared. “I’ve played a lot of coaches. If it’s a sport you know, you can throw semi-intelligent ad libs from the sidelines because you know the game.” However rugby didn’t fit into the tested coach cliches since there’s no forward passes. “We were always dumbfounded. What should we be saying other than ‘go faster!’ Most of the time you couldn’t hear us and we were shouting out showtunes to crack each other up. They just needed some kind of syllables.”

    There are very little signal calling action for the coaches during the game. The nature of the action ended up dictating the game action captured on film.

    “There’s very little Xs and Os. It’s dictated by the movement of the ball. It’s pretty improvisational,” Cole said. This improv nature of the game became a part of filming the action on the filed. “They just let them play a lot of times. There were scripted things that had to happen in terms of story. But a lot of times they put the camera on a length of track and just let them play.”

    Rugby is known for its brutal action with lack of pads and helmets. The slogan “give blood, play rugby” is truth. How much bloodshed was there on the field during the shoot? Was there a disabled list on the call sheet?

    “Nothing that took anybody out like ‘Oh God, here we go. We got to shut it down. Sean (Faris) earned his money. He had to take most of the shots and they were in the scripts. They were headhunting him and he was the ball carrier. He got his share of bruises, fingers dislodged and a couple of groin pulls here and there. He took plenty of Advil and abuse,” Cole said.

    Even though he didn’t have to take the physical abuse, Cole suffered for the shoot.

    “It was the middle of summer in Salt Lake City,” Cole said. “It was 102 degrees. The coaches hardest job was finding shade on the sidelines and sipping our Gatorade.”

    We discussed the unusual nature of a movie about the ultimate overdog. Sports movies are always about the scrappy underdog going against the well oiled machine. Whether it be Rocky, The Bad News Bears or the 1980 US hockey team; the big dog is meant to be taken down in these films. How did Cole work his version of Gelwik so that he wasn’t Vic Morrow? How do you make the audience embrace the winner who always wins?

    “I think (the movie) had less to do with the success of the team as it did with why and how they’re a success. His methods more than winning and losing,” Cole said. “The story isn’t centered on him. The center is Sean. It’s seen through his eyes. He’s the one changing more drastically in the movie. Larry, the coach, is there doing what he does and has been doing for a long time.”

    There is a Vic Morrow character in the form of Sean’s father played by Neal McDonough. He’s a vicious field coach who hates Gelwik. His anger builds when his troubled son ends up on Highland. Did Cole find the level of his character by balancing his Gelwik off McDonough’s rat bastard coach?

    “No. I didn’t base anything I was doing by viewing him when I wasn’t working. We didn’t have all that much to do together. That’s more of a job of the director to balance out,” Cole said.

    How does Larry Gelwix measure up to the ultimate coach that Cole has played: Reese Bobby in Talladega Nights?

    “They both had different methods, but the results were the same,” Cole declared. “Reese had his own methods. He was pretty one-dimensional in his approach. I don’t think he would have had the patience for a rugby team.”

    Would Reese have released a live cougar on the Highland team bus?

    “He could have done that, but then there would be a lawsuit. Ricky Bobby wasn’t a minor,” Cole said.

    Seeing how Gelwik has only lost 9 games, I ask Cole if he found the coach sensitive about those defeats?

    “I don’t know,” Cole admitted. “He’s emotionally an even keel guy. He’s more Phil Jackson and less George Karl.”
    ?What makes the coach even more amazing of a figure is that this is not his day job. He’s not pulling in the big bucks from Nike.

    “He’s a volunteer. He’s a travel agent,” Cole said. “That says something about him and his method as well.”

    Gary Cole has been on a great roll over the last decade. As Bill Lumbergh in Office Space, Cole delivered the greatest comic sex scene in motion picture history. He was the Vice President of the United States on The West Wing. But I wondered if people ever got him confused with Gary Collins.

    “Gary Collins – no. Gary Coleman – yes,” Cole declared. “I’ve been introduced as Gary Coleman on several occasions.”

    Coincidentally, if you type Gary Cole’s name into the imdb, the first actor on the list is Gary Coleman.

    His role as Mike Brady in The Brady Bunch Movie was marked a stellar dadfro. Did he hang onto the curly haired wig?

    “I did at one time. I think it’s burned up in the atmosphere,” Cole admitted. “The thing about The Brady Bunch is that when I wasn’t on the set, rarely people knew that it was me. You take that hair off, you’re a different person. I didn’t get a lot of association with the movie until later.”

    Gary has a massive filmography. Does he ever take a day off?

    “I’ve been fairly busy. I’m doing this season of Entourage. There’s plenty of days off. Most of the parts I get are wrapped up in two to three weeks in the course of a two to three month movie,” Cole said.

    Besides working live action, Cole has been busy behind the microphone in animated shows including Kim Possible, King of the Hill and Family Guy. His crowning achievement was the lead in Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law. Stephen Colbert voiced Phil Ken Sebben, the owner of the Hanna-Barbera themed legal firm. Did Cole and Colbert rock the microphones at the same time?
    “We never did the voices together. We never met until after the show had wrapped. I met him at what turned out to be the last Aspen Comedy Festival. They were doing a tribute to him. Most of the time he was in New York,” Cole said.

    Back in the ’80s, Cole was a finalist for the role of Sonny Crockett on Miami Vice. I had to know if he had landed the gig instead of Don Johnson; would Gary Cole have released a rock album?

    He laughed for a while. “Highly doubtful,” Cole declared.

    In an alternate universe, there isn’t a Rolling Stone magazine cover insisting “Gary Cole: Rock n Roll Star.”

    WHY NOT THE SHE-TEAM?

    Why exactly are they going to make A-Team into a feature film? Must we watch another batch of actors dress up in Halloween costumes for two hours? Liam Neeson playing Col. Hannibal Smith? He was going to retire from acting after Phantom Menace. Is he really going to get the rejuvenation spark from saying, “I love it when a plan comes together?” The guy would be so much better off just making Banacek: The Movie. Bradley Cooper is supposed to be Face and Common as Mr. T. How sad and predictable. Why not get semi-creative and cast Katee Sackhoff as Face. She’s already proven to be an equal of Dirk Benedict as Starbuck on Battlestar Galactica. Why not let her tackle his other big TV role? Or just cast her as B.A. Baracus? The woman has more attitude than the snoozer cast being floated by Scott Free.

    FINALLY

    Shutter Island finally brings together the superstar teaming of Martin Scorsese and Jackie Earle Haley. Leonardo DiCaprio better give full respect to the man who perfected the troubled teen persona when junket time rolls around.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    The Siege Blu-ray gives a new life to a thriller that deserves a second viewing based on its story and amazing list of supporting actors. A decade after its release, this “It can’t happen here” story of radical Islamic terrorists striking New York City is almost a text book of what people have seen happen in the post-9/11 Manhattan. The terrorists are blowing up buses and Broadway theaters to the point where the military takes control of Brooklyn to weed them out. The ending is a bit too optimistic compared to the harsh reality of what happened when they struck in New York City. But it is rather good at foreshadowing the nature of the enemy we’ve been fighting for the last 8 years. While the film stars Denzel Washington, Annette Bening and Bruce Willis, it’s the faces that have become familiar over the last decade that make this movie more surprising than a backpack of C-4. Denzel’s main FBI man is Tony Shalhoub (Monk). The Daily Show‘s Aasif Mandvi is tied in with the terrorists. Also in minor roles are Lance Reddick (The Wire and Fringe), David Proval (The Sopranos) and Mark Valley (Keen Eddie). The Blu-ray brings out the explosions detail. The battle of Brooklyn is exceptionally vivid in the format. There are no bonus features which is a shame since it’d be nice to have terrorism experts pondering if this was a vision of the future.

    Predator 2 – Blu-ray brings an intergalactic hunter out of the jungle and into Los Angeles. What’s the best way to stop the carnage? Have him sign a development deal with Pax-TV. Danny Glover is the cop who finds himself the target of the semi-visible target. The movie doesn’t have the complete punch of The Predator. But it’s fascinating to see the alien killing machine wrecking the urban jungle as he looks for the most dangerous game in Hollywood. The high definition picture makes the alien effects glow. The strange thrill will come from seeing Morton Downey Jr. in 1080p. The bonus features give a sense of what the writers and director went through to bring this sequel to the city.

    Lost: The Complete First Season – Blu-ray and Lost: The Complete Second Season – Blu-ray give the 1080p love to one of the most complex network TV shows since The Prisoner. The Complete First Season jolts everything as Oceanic flight 815 crashes onto an uncharted island. The passengers learn quickly to survive as they realize there’s little hope for a quick rescue. Each episode allows us to explore the various survivors as they explore the mysterious island. What is the deal with polar bears in the tropics? What is the force that drags people into holes? Why did John Locke (Terry O’Quinn) become such a survivalist stud even though he had an issue before takeoff. What are “The Others” that lurk on the island? It’s a frightening time around the campfire. And with the higher resolutions, you’ll be scared by things that go bump in the jungle. The big cliffhanger has them bust into a mysterious metal hatch. What’s down there? The Complete Second Season answers the hatch question with startling results. Not to spoil the fun, but Clancy Brown (Highlander) plays a startling guest role. He will remind you to push the button or else. Another big thing is a flashback that allows us to discover what happened to the Oceanic passengers that got stuck at the back of the plane. The passengers at the front finally encounter the Others. It ain’t a good meetin. The hi-def video quality is stunning on the big screen. The lush tropical nature of the show will make you sweat if you marathon the episodes. You can reach out and touch Matthew Fox’s beard. These first two seasons help set up the weirdness that would come. In case you’re wondering, next season will have the final 17 episodes. Time to catch up before the TV event of 2010 strikes when everything gets answered. For those pondering upgrading your original DVDs, there is a $20 rebate on each boxset. This is a geek out recommend.

    Home – Blu-ray is a lush aerial documentary of the Earth. Yann Arthus-Bertrand takes his camera around the globe to let us see what’s going on. Besides the artistry of these bird’s eye views, the movie reminds us that our actions do have reactions. Many of them aren’t that pretty. Glenn Close narrates the footage. If you like to watch Baraka after a few refreshments, Home deserves a spot on your Blu-ray shelf.

    Friday 13th, Part 2 – Blu-ray gets the upgrade action. The film starts off with the final showdown between what we think is Jason and Alice Hardy (Adrienne King). Watch the high definition picture, the entire opening scene really does make little sense. Who is the killer and who is the victim? It’s a really disjointed opening scene. The main story has Camp Crystal Lake reopening with a whole new batch of eager camp counselors. Do these kids not understand what happened to the last batch? Maybe it has been five years, but they’re going to get it. Why? Cause Jason is back although he hasn’t started wearing his hockey mask. He goes crazy with the new staff. Who will live to tell the tale? There’s quite a few fun bonus features for fans wanting to know more about this low budget slasher series that made a major profit at the box office. They even take us to a horror convention to get a sense of the film’s fans.

    Friday 13th, Part 3 3-D- Blu-ray really lets you absorb the coming at you action versus the recent DVD release. If you’ve decided to buy the 70 inch widescreen set versus sending the kids to Harvard, prepare to jump behind the sofa. Jason is coming for you. And they’ll be coming for your friend since there’s two set of 3-D glasses in the plastic box. The movie has Jason finally move on from slaughtering camp counselors. Now he’s killing people in the area around the camp. It’s so touching when a mindless killing machine branches out. And with the red and blue lensed glasses, you’ll be able be a part of this moment. This is also the film where he dons the hockey goalie mask. “Legacy of the Mask” deals with the mask over the next several films in the series. “Fresh Cuts: 3D Terror” lets us know why the producers decided to make the terror jump out of the screen. The films was such a hit, they ran out of glasses. There’s also a 2-D version of the film for people who don’t want to be super scared. This is the perfect gift if you’re attempting to give someone a case of nightmares for the next summer.

    DVD SHELF

    Another three Friday 13th installments arrive as Deluxe Editions. You might want to spread some plastic on the floor in front of the TV to keep the blood from staining the carpet.

    Friday 13th: The Final Chapter – Deluxe Edition was supposed to wrap up the saga of Jason Voorhees. They brought back make up man Tom Savini to kill off his creation. They even brought in major star power with Crispin Glover and Corey Feldman. Guess who survives? You’re wrong! Really wrong. For what was supposed to be a finale, Jason decides to crash a house party in the woods. Crispin Glover and his pals can’t even find the place. But Jason has no problems locating the residence. He must have used Google Slaughter Earth. Corey Feldman is the creepy kid who lives next to the party house. He’s a lonely dork who loves making monster make up. He’s like a young Tom Savini. During the scenes where Corey gets chased by Jason, it’s easy to think that this would foreshadow his relationship with Michael Jackson. Not to spoil the film, but Jason’s death is extremely gruesome. Damn shame this moment wasn’t shot in 3-D. The big bonus feature is the deleted ending of the film. There’s no soundtrack so it gets described. “Jason’s Unlucky Day” lets the director talk about all the moments that had to get snipped by MPAA orders to get the R rating. It’s more brutal than the action on the screen.

    Friday 13th Part V: A New Beginning – Deluxe Edition brings back Corey Feldman for the opening scene. He fears that Jason isn’t really dead. Two dumb jocks dig up a sloppy grave and get slaughtered by the hockey mask wearing killer. Turns out that this might be a dream. In fact it’s been years since Corey Feldman (SPOILER ALERT) had his way with Jason. Now he’s a grown up played by John Shepherd. Trouble is he’s stuck in a nut house. Jason returns from the grave and sends the troubled teens to a violent end. At least we think he has. Someone with a machete and a hockey mask is slashing away. The best victim is the new wave girl with the funky hair and Walkman. “New Beginnings” gives the background on this production. They went out of their way to hide the fact that this was another Friday 13th movie. They didn’t want the fans to think they were ripped off at the death of Jason. You won’t want to watch this first since there’s a montage showing everyone who gets killed in the film. It’s a major spoiler. There’s another installment of “Lost Tales From Camp Blood” and “Crystal Lake Massacres Revisited.” These two shorts are goofy as they ad to the weirdness of Jason’s history.

    Friday 13th Part VI: Jason Lives – Deluxe Edition really does revive Jason. Corey Feldman’s character is now played by Thom Matthews. He and a pal dig up Jason’s grave to cremate the body. This plan goes severely wrong. Jason ends up making a major comeback. Hopefully that clue didn’t ruin the truth of Part V. But now Tommy and Jason get to battle once more. Although it’s not as fun since it’s not Corey Feldman being chased around. There’s more killing and carnage. Do not mistake this DVD for the Baby Einstein series. The DVD contains various scenes that were slashed to get the R-rating. Why couldn’t Tommy just let Jason rot in his grave?

    All three boxes have cool 3-D graphics on the covers. They’re perfect for decorating your veal pen.

  • Party Favors: Wayne Wang & Faye Yu

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    CHINA GROVE — Wayne Wang has lived a double life as a director of studio film geared towards women (The Joy Luck Club and Maid In Manhattan) and low budget films aimed at the art house (Chan Is Missing and Center of the World). Now he has a double feature in A Thousand Years of Good Prayers and Princess of Nebraska. The films have just been released as a double feature DVD set by Magnolia Home Entertainment.

    A Thousand Years of Good Prayers has father (Henry O) flying in from China to visit his daughter (Faye Yu) in Spokane, Washington. The quiet film examines their relationship. Her time in America has changed her attitude towards dad. The Princess of Nebraska is a much more kinetic tale of a young woman (Ling Li) arriving in San Francisco to see the sights with her friend (Brian Danforth). The two lust after the same Beijing based opera singer. The difference is she’s pregnant with the singer’s child. She’s not sure what to do with the baby.

    What made Wang tackle both of these films after making The Last Holiday with Queen Latifah and LL Cool J? I asked the question when he called the Party Favors hotline.

    “I’d just come off doing a whole series of Hollywood films. I was looking to get back to doing things about Chinese or Chinese Americans. I found this collection of short stories by Yiyun Li (A Thousand Years of Good Prayers: Stories). One of the biggest changes with the Chinese communities here is the influx of immigrants from China. These two stories (dealt with) two women from two slightly different generations from China in America.”

    He made A Thousand Years of Good Prayers first. While in the editing room, he embarked upon adapting Li’s “The Princess of Nebraska” short story for the screen. “I wanted them as companion pieces,” Wang said.

    “The first one was very difficult to put the money together. It was such a minimalist movie. It doesn’t have the typical drama and no stars. There was a Japanese investor behind me. That’s the only reason why it got done,” Wang said. “In the beginning half the money was supposed to come from China. They backed away from it. There were some lines they wanted censored, but I wouldn’t take them out.”

    “I came in slightly under budget on the first one. I was able to convince the distributor, by the time I was editing the film, that for the little money that’s left, I can do Princess of Nebraska. Which is the same thing I did with Smoke and Blue in the Face.”

    In America, only A Thousand Years was given a theatrical release. However people who saw the film were informed that they could see The Princess of Nebraska on Youtube. This led to hundreds of thousands of viewers which is more eyeballs than the average art house release. The film is no longer on the site. The combo have played in theaters around the globe.

    “The most interesting thing is that did very well in Europe. It was a huge hit in Spain,” Wang said. “In France they distributed both films together. Some times back to back and sometimes in multiplexes in theaters next to each other. The poster was ‘Two Women. Two Chinas. Two Films.’”

    This is reminiscent of how Steven Soderbergh released his two films about Che as a double feature. There is a parallel between the careers of Wang and Soderbergh since both directors rose from the indie ranks to become studio directors. Neither director has given up making small films. Soderbergh’s recent digital film The Girlfriend Experience parallels’ Wang’s The Center of the World which was also a digital video film about the relationship between a hooker and a rich client. Soderbergh cleaned up porn star Sasha Grey for The Girlfriend Experience to get an R-rating. Wang got in major hot water with the MPAA, theater owners and prudish reporters for having Alisha Klass perform her lollipop trick on screen.

    “The press was completely on my case. I pushed the envelope a little bit,” he admitted.

    One of the big surprises of The Center of the World is an appearance by the legendary Pat Morita (Happy Days). How did he get the star of Karate Kid to appear?

    “That was a great tribute to him. I heard he was living in Vegas at the time. Most of the film was shot in Vegas. I said, ‘We gotta get Pat Morita and do a cameo.’ He loved it. He played the taxi driver. I’m such a huge fan of Pat Morita,” Wang said.

    While both A Thousand Years and Princess were shot on High-Def video, the two movies have completely different looks. A Thousand Years sticks with the 16:9 aspect ratio. Princess is a 2.35:1 scope image.

    “I went for scope aspect ratio on a much more smaller consumer type of camera. The DP (Richard Wong) was very young and very brave. We really experimented,” Wang said. “It was kinda crazy to do that because you lose shooting space. The cameras were so sensitive that they looked pretty nice. I loved that scope format. We also blew it up to film. It was great to see it really big.”

    By going digital, Wang also shrunk the size of crew needed for the productions.

    A Thousand Years wasn’t really tight. There were about 20 people most of the time. The second one (Princess) was really small. Probably less than people. Sometimes there were five or six people. I really enjoyed working that way. There was whole sequence shot inside a mall. That was all done on the fly with the cameraman, the soundman and myself hiding some where. It’s a really interesting way to work,” Wang said. “You can get things done that way if you pick the right location with the right lighting. You don’t have to do a whole lot. You do a Hollywood movie, every extra is a SAG member. The whole place has to be lit. It’s a whole different game.”

    The question arises how he manages to balance his desires with the marketplace.

    “That’s the tough one. What’s sad about the marketplace is that basically these $150 million special effect event films exist,” Wang said. “There are these smaller budget films, but they have to be special, authentic and commercial to survive. I’m more interested in those more personal smaller films, but it’s getting harder and harder.”

    Plenty of directors talk about how they immediately envision the actress while reading the story. How far into A Thousand Years did Wang imagine Faye Yu in the lead?

    “It took me a while,” he said. “I was trying to cast somebody from here and I was having a little trouble. It wasn’t until my assistant director on this one, who was also my assistant director on Joy Luck Club, she said, ‘Do you remember Faye?’ Faye after the Joy Luck Club spent time in L.A., learned English and moved back to China. I said, ‘Let’s call her and see how her English is.’ I wanted the daughter to have pretty good English since she’s been here for ten years. I called Faye on the phone. Her English was just fine. I immediately decided on her.”

    However Faye had bigger plans since she was in pre-production of her directorial debut.

    “I had to convince her to take a break from that and do the film. Which she did. I’m glad she did,” he said.

    How did it feel knowing that he’d brought Yu to Spokane, Washington for a small film while she was preparing to direct a large budget special effects film in China?

    “It was a little strange,” Wang said. “She never really talked about her film. She just came and worked as an actress.”

    The big question is what made him choose Spokane, Washington for the location of A Thousand Years?

    “I found out that there was company there that does a lot of genre films and can work really cheaply,” he said. “They were very competent. I felt Spokane was a classic midwestern American city. It’s a little bit nondescript which I like. The story could happen anywhere in America. I also found these massive village-like apartment housing complexes. All those things played into it.”

    The conversation turned to how the director on a major motion picture is like a magician. He merely as to ask for something and a crew member makes it appears. This isn’t true on an extremely small crew shoot.

    “I feel a little spoiled. On something like Maid in Manhattan, if I wanted a pink elephant to walk through, it would appear in ten minutes. I wouldn’t know the politics and the rigamarole that people went through to get it. On something like Princess of Nebraska, I knew every little problem.” He learned fast when Ling Li changed into her costume in the mall bathroom. The undercover security cops pounced on the crew thinking they were part of a shoplifting ring.

    At no point while making The Joy Luck Club did he have to deal with mall security. What has been the impact of the film on his career?

    “I’m really happy that it’s the only Chinese-American film that crossed over to a very broad audience. It’s accessible on DVD and TV, a lot have people have seen. Because of that, I’ve been able to work in Hollywood a little bit. It has helped me make some money and studio movies. I also got caught up in that world a bit. I now appreciate the independent side again. Everything is two sided,” he said.

    “If I do a studio film, I’ll do a studio film. I want to entertain. If I do an independent film, I want to make sure that I’m really independent. I’ll make choices that are personal and specific rather than saying, ‘I got to make this more accessible.’ If you look at these two films, I made difficult choices. I thought they were right and more authentic for the film. I didn’t call up a producer or studio person to ask, ‘Can I do this?’

    What are the odds that he could have ever received backing by a major studio to make The Princess of Nebraska?

    “There is no way. The way it is shot, the lead character, what she goes through…all of that would be something very difficult to go through.”

    While he was shooting Princess, Juno was catching box office fever. How did he think the Oscar winning film treated same subject matter?

    “I thought Juno was too easy of a film. Too easy to like. It is a well made film and easy to like. Princess doesn’t give you anything. It gets inside this woman to see what she’s going through, what decisions she’s has to make and what troubles she got herself. Those are the issues that pregnancy and abortion really bring up,” he said.

    His early films are coming out on DVD, but he’s tweaking them on his home computer.

    “I’m bad. On the films that I own myself, I’ve pretty much gone into all of them and recut them. Chan is Missing and Dim Sum were recently recut and redigitized high def in Europe. The ones that I own and have access to the original material, I’ve been able to do that. I’m bad. At two o’clock in the morning I’m recutting these movies. But it’s fun.”

    ACTRESS SPEAKS

    Faye Yu (who also goes by Feihong Yu) was introduced to American audiences in The Joy Luck Club. Nearly fifteen years later, she reunited with director Wayne Wang for the larger role of Yilan in A Thousand Years of Good Prayers.

    “When he tapped me for The Joy Luck Club, I was only a film student at the Beijing Film Academy. I met him out of the blue. It wasn’t really casting. I was doing my summer vacation in Shanghai. He was location scouting. I just ran into him. He thought I would be good for the role of Ying Ying, the younger mother back in the ’40s.”

    There was a minor complication in her casting. While her scenes took place in China, they were being filmed in San Francisco. She had to leave her country.

    “I was 19 years old. I’d never been out of the country. At that time it was very hard for me to get a visa. It took them three months.” The studio had to use plenty of political connections to make bring her to America. “By the time I got to San Francisco, they had been shooting for a month. They whole production was waiting for me.”

    Wang was devoted in getting her to play the role. He could have gone with a second choice, but he stuck it out for her arrival.

    “I really appreciated it,” she said. “Prior to that, I only met him once. In the Chinese way, we think it is a fate that brought us together. Interestingly I didn’t speak English at the time. I had an assistant to take care of me and translate for me.”

    She didn’t immediately go Hollywood after her first major role.

    “After The Joy Luck Club, I went back to Beijing to finish my school. I graduated and did two projects. I came to Los Angeles and tried to learn English. Then I went back (to China) again.

    She taught at the Beijing Film Academy while continuing her acting career.

    “By the time he called me up for A Thousand Years of Good Prayers, I was preparing my directorial debut. Out of the blue he called me up and thought I’d be proper for the role in A Thousand Years. My pre-production was busy. He said, ‘I only need four weeks. Can you take that time?’ At the time we were doing the artwork and design. I kind of managed to leave for four weeks to do the movie. That turned out to be a blast,” she said. “I have grown up in both in a personal way and professional way. He saw the changes in me and he really liked it.”

    The small nature of the film allowed the actors a chance to really feel the material and the characters.

    “We had a reading and we did everything in the script. On set he changed everything,” she said. “He had new ideas come out. We would leave the script and do things spontaneously. We had everything planned, but do something that we feel on set.

    Henry O plays her father who is staying in her apartment in Spokane. O is best known for being one of the Buddhist monks on The Sopranos. He also has appeared in Rush Hour 3, Shanghai Noon and The Last Emperor. How did Yu react to her co-star?

    “I immediately felt a bond with him as soon as I got on set. He’s very nice, lovely guy. He’s a very typical Chinese father type. He’s humble and polite. He doesn’t talk that much. He holds all his feelings to himself.

    “Chinese parents express themselves much verbally. Within my family my father and mother never say, “I love you, baby.” We don’t say love the word that easily. But you can feel it in every way. The way they treat you shows how much they love you. I live in Beijing and my parents live in Hangzhou which is near Shanghai. Whenever I go visit them, my mother cooks and cooks as much as she can. She just wants to feed me. That’s just the way she shows her love. They feel like there’s nothing they can do more since you’ve grown up. We don’t much like hugging or saying ‘Love you so much.” You see it in their gesture. I can relate to this movie. The father and daughter have conflicts, but the love is mutual. No matter how far you go, no matter how many conflicts you have or conflict differences, you are always their baby.”

    O has the supreme look of concern when his daughter doesn’t return as scheduled.

    “In the film, the father has to know where she goes, who she sees and why she comes back late. The Americans wouldn’t understand it. In the Chinese way, the parents always think you’re a baby. You can grow up to 60 years old and you’re still a baby to them.”

    Her time spent in Los Angeles learning English allowed her tap into the character who is living between two mindsets.

    “All that experience helped a lot for me to play that character,” Yu said. “I can understand both cultures and understand the differences. That helped me to play a character caught in the middle of this conflict.”

    Yu finds a deep truth in Yilan’s character when it comes to speaking English for what can’t get said in Chinese.

    “She never learned to express her feelings in her own language because of the culture. Unlike the character, I’m very close to my parents. But we don’t express much of our personal feelings to each other,” she said. “I don’t talk to my parents about being in love with this one or broke up with this one. It doesn’t mean we don’t love each other. So the character in the movie said that she learned feeling to express in English. I do feel that a little bit.”

    She also found that there’s other things she can express only in English.
    “I never curse in Chinese,” she said. “When I curse in English, I don’t feel like it’s a curse. I say it with more feeling, even dirty words. If I say the f-word in Chinese, it wouldn’t be proper for me. But when I say the f-word in English, I don’t feel that strange.”

    What did the actress feel about her month in Spokane? “Spokane is different from L.A. It makes you think back to the early days of America.” Was there a Chinese community in the city? “We were able to find a couple Chinese restaurants, but we didn’t see a large Chinese population there.

    Yu returned to China in time to start production of her film.

    “I just finished the post-production and it’s going to be released in August in China. It’s called Eternal Beloved. That’s the English title, but it’ll be different in Chinese. It’s an epic love story about two young people, reincarnation, loves in previous lives and after life.

    Her time with Wayne Wang has proven to be helpful in giving her tools to work on a set.

    “His input influenced me a lot,” Yu said. “I’m really glad that I had a time to come out and do that film with him prior to my directing job. His concentration, his way of directing and communicating with actors and film crews was sort of a pre-education thing for me. He’s almost a mentor to me. When I came back to China to do the film, I remembered how he did that work.”

    One of the curious elements of the film is how short the names above the title are with O and Yu as the stars. “We have easy last names,” she said.

    She’s not related to Ronnie Yu, the director of Bride with White Hair and Bride of Chucky. Do people in China wonder about them being related?

    “It’s pronounced the same, but we have different characters. My Yu is quite rare,” she declared.

    A Thousand Years of Good Prayer and The Princess of Nebraska are currently available as double DVD set from Magnolia Home Entertainment.

    THAT’S HILARIOUS

    Augie snuck into a preview screening of Judd Apatow’s Funny People. He’s still in complete shock from the ending. “Forget the James Brooks B.S.,” Augie declared. “This is Judd Apatow’s version of celebrity Straw Dogs.” According to Augie, Adam Sandler steals Eric Bana’s wife and whisks her away to his Malibu mansion. Bana goes completely nuts at her dumping him and the kids to be the rich comic actor’s newest conquest. He breaks out his hunting rifles and takes a moonlight drive up the coast. While Styx’s “Mr. Roboto” plays, Bana rams his car into the double door of Sandler’s mansion and ventilates Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill while they’re playing wii tennis. Then he goes into the bedroom and takes out Sandler and his wife while they’re having sex. Sandler’s brains splash across a portrait of Paul Lynde dressed as an angel. Finally Bana puts the shotgun under his chin, says, “Domo arigato misuta Robotto” and pulls the trigger. Cut to black. Augie said the audience went nuts.

    I’m jacked up at seeing this showbiz carnage.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    Revolutionary Road Blu-ray reunites the Titanic lovers of Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. For those who pondered what would happen if Jack hadn’t frozen to death in the Atlantic; the answer is he’d be frozen to death in suburbia. In the ’50s, the couple seem to be madly in love with each other in New York City. They decide they want to start a family so they buy the house within commuting distance. The new life with the lawn and kids destroys their relationship. They plot an escape to Paris. But can they really pull it off? The film takes us to the era of Mad Men. You almost expect to see Don Draper on Leo’s train. Kate taps deep into the frustrated housewife. The 1080p transfer is spectacular. The little details of the time shimmer on the screen with the extra details including the richness of the wood grain in the kitchen cabinets. The bonus features include a commentary track from director Sam Mendes. There’s a swinger strange about a husband talking while his wife is groping Leo. “Lives of Quiet Desperation” covers the behind the scenes action. “The Wages of Truth” gives the background of novelist Richard Yates. There’s almost half an hour of deleted scenes. Revolutionary Road is one of those classy films that will gain in importance over the decade.

    DVD SHELF

    Cannon Season Two, Volume One brings back my favorite TV private eye in the heavyweight class. Frank Cannon (William Conrad) is an ex-cop who likes the good life. He’s not a snob. He merely has a complete bar with beer taps in his living room. This second season has him once again putting his life on the line for clients. Fans of Battlestar Galactica will get a kick out of seeing an extremely young Richard Hatch on “Sky Above, Death Below.” “Bitter Legion” has Lloyd Bochner plotting the robbery of the L.A. Coliseum with a group of unemployed Vietnam war vets. In a really bad casting move, Mickey Dolenz of The Monkees plays one of the vets. He keeps doing his James Cagney impersonation. It’s understandable why he found a career in doing voices for animation. Jessica Walters (Arrested Development) stars in “That Was No Lady.” She’s a high profile lawyer who needs to lay low after she’s marked for death for representing hoodlums who robbed a charity. “The Predators” features Robert Pine as a deputy sheriff in the middle of human trafficking. Robert Pine is now known as the daddy of Captain Kirk. “The Rip Off” opens with Cannon’s entire apartment being swiped by George Mahris (Route 66). It’s a fun dozen cases for Cannon whose hunches are almost as big as his gut.

    Perry Mason: Season 4, Volume 1 keeps up the quality court cases for America’s most successful lawyer. Mason (Raymond Burr) doesn’t sweat in court. He knows more than his clients about the truth that will set them free. “The Case of the Treacherous Toupee” makes a suspect out of Robert Redford. The case itself has Perry looking for a second toupee to nail the killer. Good thing William Shatner wasn’t around. “The Case of the Clumsy Clown” involves bigamy and big cat attacks beneath the Big Top. Perry is brought in to defend a clown who is accused of killing a co-owner of the circus by shooting him during the show. This might be the reason why kids are frightened of clowns. “The Case of the Provocative Protege” sticks us with a concert pianist with a destroyed hand. His empire is falling apart. He can’t allow his talented student to become a casino act. It’s too much and his car goes over a cliff. Everyone declares it a suicide. But a shifty character swears it was murder. Perry has to get to the truth. “The Case of the Envious Editor” could be torn from today’s headlines. A publishing company is going down the tubes so the new CEO wants to change the style of the rags. The old editors go nuts. Somebody goes completely nuts and kills to new CEO. Remember to watch from the start since the new CEO is James Coburn (In Like Flint). The 4 DVD set gives us 16 cases that keep up the top notch whodunit action.

    The Cleaner is A&E’s dramatic extension into the world of their hit Intervention reality series. This has nothing to do with the movie starring Cedric the Entertainer. Benjamin Bratt dishes out intense rehab. He’s on a mission from God to help clean up the souls of the fallen. He doesn’t do it by himself. He has a team that helps him bring messed up folks to rehab including Grace Park. Finally you can see Boomer from Battlestar Galactica without wondering which cylon is she. He also has to balance his devotion to curing with raising a family. His daughter is played by Lilana Mumy who looks so much like her dad, Lost In Space‘s Billy Mumy. Bratt is perfectly cast in the role since he seems like a guy who would coerce you into refusing a free drink. Although if I need a case of extreme interventionism to bust my Suduko habit, let it be Grace Parks that tempts me with the light of clarity. There’s 13 episodes on 4 DVDs. The bonus features include deleted scenes and a gag reel. Although there’s no gag reel footage of people gagging while detoxing.

    GIVEAWAYS

    We’ve got two contests this week. Do you feel luck? Well do you?

    CBS DVD has given us 5 copies of Cannon Season Two, Volume One to give to very special Party Favors readers. In order to win, answer this question: How tall was William Conrad when he played Frank Cannon? Send your answer, name and address to mokaha@aol.com. Put “Cannon” in the subject.

    CBS DVD has also given us 5 copies of Perry Mason: Season 4, Volume 1 to give to very special Party Favors readers. In order to win, answer this question: How tall was Raymond Burr when he was Perry Mason? Send your answer, name and address to mokaha@aol.com. Put “Perry Mason” in the subject.

    Family, friends, people who flunked the bar are not eligible to win.

  • Party Favors: Jo Koy Interview

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    KANSAS CITY – Jo Koy’s cellphone was calling me.

    The stand up comedian’s excited that his first hour long Comedy Central special is now out on DVD. Jo Koy: Don’t Make Him Angry gives the uncensored version of tales about Michael Phelps, his son’s ting-ting and his mom playing Wii.

    Before we discussed the funny, there was the matter of people thinking he was saying “Joe Corey” on his Amp’d Mobile ad. It was more confusing since we have matching haircuts. He was not playing me in the pool hall. He wanted to know if other people messed up my name like his.

    “Whenever I go to get a reservation they go, ‘Your first name is Joy?’” Koy said.

    The most embarrassing butchering of his name came at the hands of a former Fox News employee.

    “I was doing an industry showcase in LA. Dom Irrera was the host. This is the first time I get to LA. The networks are in the audience to watch. He goes up to do my intro, ‘This next gal, I’ve worked with her several time. She’s hilarious. You’re going to love her. Put your hands together for Joy Koy!’” Jo had to burn one of his precious minutes explaining to the folks that he wasn’t a girl.

    Luckily Koy’s career wasn’t destroyed by Dom’s gaf. He graduated from a doing a Comedy Central Presents half hour special to a full fledged hour long show. Here’s a clip from Don’t Make Him Angry with Koy talking about Michael Phelps:

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    What’s remarkable is the background image of Koy’s crying son isn’t a projected photograph. It’s a giant mobile hanging from above. Bruce Ryan was responsible for this wicked good piece of stagecraft.

    “What’s crazy is that each individual piece had weights on them so they would sit perfectly and wouldn’t sway if wind hit them. The guy is a genius. Bruce Ryan does the big sets for everybody,” Koy explained. Ryan created the sets for Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Dunham, Kathy Griffin and AFI’s Tributes to George Lucas. “We were blessed to have him. He didn’t tell us what he was going to do until the day of the show. I looked up and I teared up. It was so beautiful.”

    The piece was too huge for Koy to take back to his place. Even after all these months, it still pangs him that he couldn’t save it. Who wouldn’t want a 20 ft high sculpture of your kid to show off to family and friends? He confessed how he wished he’s just taken one piece.

    Koy is really close to his son and taps the child for several of his best routines. He still remembers the delivery room. “That was the best moment of my life,” he said. “Seeing that baby being born. So amazing even though I threw up.”

    Koy merely gushed when it came to talking about director Troy Miller’s work on Don’t Make Him Angry. “The way he shot it was awesome. It has a different look than most one hour specials. He went above and beyond also.”

    The DVD also includes Koy’s first half hour Comedy Central Presents that was done last year. What was the difference in making the step up to the big show? “When you’re doing an hour, you’re literally doing an hour and thirty minutes,” Koy said. “That way they have enough material to go to. I had to write a longer set. I had to do two tapings in one night. It was pretty much three hours that I did on stage. What’s crazy was we had a technical difficulty in the first show. We couldn’t even use any of the material from the first taping. The whole DVD is the performance I did that night.”

    What technical glitch happened to zilch the early show? Did someone forget to press record on the tape deck? Did the front row consist of CIA undercover agents?

    “We had no air conditioning,” Koy confessed. “I was sweating profusely. It was bad. I had that silver jacket on so you could see big sweat spots starting to grow. We couldn’t use it because it wouldn’t match. During the second show we still didn’t have an air conditioning unit. At the end of every joke, I was basically stopping. I’d apologize to the crowd. We’d have to do make up and wipe the sweat off my face between each joke. Then I’d start back up again.”

    Unlike Madonna, he didn’t rush off stage for the touch up. He never lost sight of the audience. “I was joking and interacting with them in between,” Koy said. If you were in the audience that night, he still thinks highly of you.

    You’ve already seen the first half of his routine about Olympic champion Michael Phelps. The routine gets a little darker in the second half. How do the crowds react to him talking about Phelps without his swimcap?

    “They love it,” Koy confirmed. “I go on the road and people request it. I don’t do that hour at all. I don’t touch any of those jokes anymore. Last night people were yelling out ‘Michael Phelps!” And ‘Wii!’ My mom playing the wii. They scream that out loud and I have to do it for these people. It’s awesome. I love it. I never had a request before.”

    We had a joke about how if Michael Phelps had been photographed eating pot brownies, he could have received a Duncan Hines endorsement instead of apologizing to the people of China.

    Here’s a little bit of Jo talking about his mom while she’s in the audience:

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    “My mom keeps giving me material without knowing that she’s giving me material,” Koy said. “She gets joy every time I go up on stage and have a story about her. She’s a ham, as you can tell.”

    We joke about between his son and his mom, he ought to have a reality show on Bravo.

    “I shot a pilot with Comedy Central which didn’t get picked up,” Koy said. “Now we’re moving along. I would love to shoot a pilot again based on me and my son.”

    Like myself, Jo Coy is also disgusted that “Joe the Plumber” is really a guy named Sam. People that aren’t a first name Joe aren’t really Joes. “This is a classic name,” Koy said. “Don’t mess it up.”

    With Jay Leno going to 10 p.m. next season, will there be even more opportunities for stand up comics with all the talkshows needing talent?

    “I can’t wait to do Jay Leno again,” Koy said. “What a great talkshow to be on. That guy is nothing, but class. I love Jay. The Tonight Show changed my life completely. I did Kimmel and Carson Daly, but when I did The Tonight Show it was something special. Jay came into my dressing room and spent thirty minutes with my mom, dad, sister and me. He’s a class act. Him and Craig Ferguson are the two guys I admire a lot in the talk show world.”

    His first visit with Leno got even better after the show wrapped up. “At the end of the show they do the local drops. He pre-tapes those and keeps the audience there. I’m standing next to Jay Leno. He did four station IDs. When he was done, he looked out in the crowd and said, ‘Where’s Jo Koy’s parents at?” My dad raises his hand. Jay says, ‘Come down. I want to take a picture of you and your son on my stage.’ It was so classy.”

    Another show he enjoy is Chelsea Lately on E! He’s been a regular guest on the opening roundtable segment. “I’m pretty much a fixture there and I love it. She’s done so much for my career. She’s really giving and sweet. I want to pay it forward just like her.” And when it comes to her sidekick Chuy Bravo? “I love that guy. He takes those punches so good.”

    Koy got his start in Las Vegas. We joked about the badness Criss Angel’s show at the Luxor. We got a little too ghastly with talk about the potential future home of the Jo Koy theater. He gave his recommendation for food in Sin City. “The best place for late night steaks is the Rio.”

    When he was working out his material for Don’t Get Him Angry, did Koy work on the language to figure out what moments would work best when bleeped so people would be really interested into getting the uncensored DVD?

    “The beautiful thing about the hour is that you get to go up and be yourself and (Comedy Central) has to deal with the bleeping,” Koy said. “It doesn’t take you out of your routine. I’m on the road every day of the week. I’m doing club style comedy. To prepare for my hour special I was one the road for eight months working on my set. I was writing jokes for the hour, but I still have to perform for these people who are coming out to see me.”

    What’s always interesting about a comic how they have to constantly be updating their material. Once a comic gets a routine just right, they have to dump it. Don’t expect Koy to perform all the jokes on Don’ t Make Him Angry when he comes to your town in the next few months.

    “That’s why people don’t understand how hard it to do stand up,” Koy said. “Writing a joke is equivalent to writing a song. It’s just as hard to work out the kinks and make sure it’s hilariously funny. It takes a while for each joke to develop and work out. Unfortunately when we finally get it on DVD, we have to retire it. Or when it’s on TV, we have to drop it. Otherwise people think you’re doing the same material all the time. It’s unfortunate, but that’s part of the game. A singer writes a song and can milk it for 25 years. We can’t do the classics. It sucks cause there’s a few jokes that I didn’t get to do on the road. I never really got to perform that Michael Phelps joke anywhere. That joke came right after the Olympics.”

    There is one exception to the retirement rule.

    “If they request it; let’s do it. But it’s a double edged sword for a comedian,” Koy said. “If I go up and do it, the crowd is like, ‘He’s just doing the stuff from the DVD.’ But if you don’t do it, the crowd says, ‘Why didn’t you do any of the stuff from the DVD?’ What do you guys want from me?”

    Koy understands the ultimate reason that he needs to keep updating his material. “I don’t want be at the end of my set talking about my three year old and someone comes up to me and goes, ‘Isn’t your son six and a half now?’”

    If you want to see Jo Koy talk about his son’s Ting-Ting while the kid is still young, visit his website at:

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    REVENGE TIME?

    Anyone else suspect that the recent rash of hatred against Craigslist is being funded by big newspaper publishers wanting us to return to their “safe” classified pages? There’s such a rabid exploitation of any news story dealing with someone using Craigslist.

    TRUMP SCAM

    How can this season of Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice not be viewed as fixed? Joan Rivers was a worthless mess on a majority of the episodes, but Trump refused to fire her. Did it have something to do with Joan’s charity being God’s Love We Deliver? Joan likes to call it a small, little known charity. Except it’s not that unknown in the world of Donald Trump since Blaine Trump, his sister-in-law, sits on the Board of Directors of God’s Love We Deliver.

    Donald Trump funneled $532,000 of NBC’s money to a relative’s charity without admitting his connection. How could Annie Duke have a chance to win? She was dead meat in that boardroom. The network didn’t let us know that the judge had a rooting interest in this decision. I would normally say that this is against the game show laws, but there’s no real game in this show, Trump can do what he wants without preset rules and conditions. He doesn’t have to be consistent or make sense. He got rid of a Kardashian because he won’t tolerate people with a drunk driving conviction. Yet he allowed Dennis Rodman to stick around even though the Worm had also been nailed for drunk driving. Where’s the justice?

    The bigger scandal is why NBC had to give this show three hours for its finale. Couldn’t they have cut it in half and started the Today Show early?

    BOND BLU-RAY

    Another two James Bond classics are out on Blu-ray this month. Time to break out my martini glasses to enjoy 007 in 1080p.

    The Man With The Golden Gun takes the Roger Moore Bond to the Far East. He’s in pursuit of a notorious hitman played by Christopher Lee. How will the secret agent do against a man who played Dracula in the Hammer Films? Lee gets a little help from Herve Villechaize (Tattoo from Fantasy Island). Bond gets stuck with a ditzy agent, Britt Ekland (The Wicker Man) so he’s out manned. The film does have quite a few exciting scenes including a spiral car leap off twisted bridge. Christopher Lee turns his car into an airplane with a few handy accessories. Unlike today’s CGI effects, they really did get that car to fly. All the bonus features from the Ultimate Edition have been brought over. The transfer image brings out the beauty of the Asian location. The Phuket islands in Thailand look like a high quality travel poster on the screen. And you’ll want to be able to see Britt Ekland and Maud Adams in extreme resolution as they wander around Lee’s lair in bikinis.

    Licence to Kill was Timothy Dalton’s second and final outing as Bond. They wanted to make a harder Bond than the glib Roger Moore persona. While this film isn’t as intense as Daniel Craig’s Bond, Dalton wasn’t a happy go lucky agent. The cut on the Blu-ray contains the moments snipped after the MPAA rated the film with an R back in ’89. The film has Robert Davi (the creepy stripclub owner in Showgirls) as a Latin American drug kingpin. Bond and Felix Leiter (David Hedison) bust the guy right before Felix’s wedding. The honeymoon goes bad when Davi escapes and gives Felix a really bad wedding gift. Bond is bent on revenge, but M wants him off the case. Bond resigns from MI6 so he can keep up his pursuit. His only help is Carey Lowell and Davi’s abused girlfriend. Davi’s main muscle is a very young Benicio Del Toro. Injecting a little humor to the film is Wayne Newton as a televangelist. The high definition transfer makes the shark torture scene more intense than the pan and scan run on cable. The bonus features include a breakdown of how they made the tanker trucks for the big stunt sequence. You also get two really cheesy ’80s videos from Gladys Knight and Patti LaBelle. If you’ve upgraded your home entertainment system, make sure you’ve upgraded your Bonds.

    DVD SHELF

    Man Hunt is our Ray Regis pick of the week. In the wake of Tarantino’s World War II fantasy called Inglourious Basterds, Fox has finally put out Fritz Lang’s own fictional plot against Hitler that was released in 1941. Walter Pidgeon has a clear shot at Hitler during a hunting trip in Bavaria. He’s captured by Hitler’s guards. They torture him in hopes of getting a confession that he is a British agent on a mission. Can he withstand the enhanced interrogation techniques? What would happen if he does as told? This was pre-World War II so plenty hangs in the balance for Pidgeon to resist. Can he escape before he becomes another victim of the Third Reich? The movie is a tight thriller for its time. Patrick McGilligan contributes a commentary track. He wrote Fritz Lang: The Nature of the Beast so he’s giving plenty of details instead of describing what we’re seeing. He lets us know the guy playing Hitler had already put on the mustache for Citizen Kane. The late film archivist Ray Regis was really excited to screen Man Hunt a few years back. I know he’d be pleased by the excellent black and white transfer on this DVD. Before you see Basterds, witness how Fritz Lang threatened Hitler while the Fuhrer was alive.

    Pufnstuf is the winner of the DVD that requires you to be baked. The big screen musical adaptation of the Saturday morning H.R. Pufnstuf. This was the first major freakishness from Sid and Mary Krofft. A little boy is kidnapped by a witch who wants his magic flute. His only help is a giant lizard in little white cowboy boots. Can he get his flute back? Why is everything on Living Island alive? How do they eat without fruit screaming? Will Mama Cass sing more songs? This film is not made to be watched while sober. Only bonus feature is the trailer.

  • Party Favors: Chazz Palminteri Interview

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    STATEN ISLAND – Fifteen years after making a major name for himself in A Bronx Tale, Chazz Palminteri has conquered another New York title in Yonkers Joe. He’s a hustler who lurks at low level gambling functions fixing Poker and dice games with his slimy crew. He doesn’t believe in chance when he can sneak a pair of loaded bones into his hands. His life gets complicated when he’s forced to take care of his teenage son, Joe Jr. (Tom Guiry). The son has Down Syndrome so he’s not as controllable as a marked deck of cards in Yonkers Joe’s hands. He’s got to make a big score to support the kid.

    Chazz Palminteri called up the Party Favors hotline to discuss Yonkers Joe. The movie has just been released on DVD by Magnolia Home Entertainment. He’s a soft spoken guy over the phone.

    What attracted him to the role of a man who wasn’t a gambler, but a pure cheater?

    “It’s really a guy who is like a magician with his hands,” Chazz said. “These types of guys came out of World War II. They didn’t have jobs so a lot of them became hustlers. They started learning this trade. They were a sub-culture. They weren’t robbing Las Vegas. They were going around to dice games and clam bakes.”

    Had Chazz ever been victimized by these hustlers at friendly Poker games? “If I did, I wouldn’t know about it,” Chazz declared.

    Unlike the Poker players that have become superstars thanks to ESPN and NBC, the cheaters can’t be so high profile. Chazz was drawn to this element of gamblers who can’t brag about their feats. “The interesting thing about these guys is that they live these lives by themselves. They can’t tell anyone what they do. If they do, they’ll be killed.”

    The third act of the film has Yonkers Joe conceiving an amazing way to cheat in a casino. The big scam was shot at the Plaza Hotel and Casino on Las Vegas’s Fremont Street. You might know this location from Cool World. What did the real hotel security think of the scheme?

    “They thought it was incredible,” Chazz said. “They thought it was a pretty amazing how the writer thought up the scheme.” Now that it’s been exposed in Yonkers Joe, can a cheat pull it off without the eyes in the sky catching them? “It would be tough. You take some licenses in movies. Can some of these things work? The dice thing could work. But it’s still risky.” Chazz does not recommend you losing a hand to Cheater’s justice. It’s always best to gamble according to the house rules.

    Besides acting, Chazz was an executive producer for Yonkers Joe. He helped in selecting the talent. “I like working with certain people,” Chazz said. “I’d talk with the director and he’d ask me what I’d think about certain people. I really liked working with Christine Lahti. I directed her in a movie called Women Vs. Men. It’s a great feeling when you can just look at an actor and direct them. You kinda tell them what you want and they just do it. You don’t have to explain.”

    The toughest work in the film belonged to Tom Guiry in the role of Joe Jr. He had to pull off the physicality of the son with Down Syndrome. He was recently on NBC’s Kings and The Black Donnellys. He spent months living with a family with a Down Syndrome child to understand the character. The research paid off according to his co-star.

    “I thought he did a great job,” Chazz said. “That’s one of those roles that if you don’t do your homework, you come off looking like a cheap suit. A lot of people thought he really was that way.” Did Guiry’s ability to look realistic in the role help Chazz get into his role? “Yeah. He made my job easier by doing such a great job.”

    The movie takes Yonkers Joe from Atlantic City to Las Vegas. What does Chazz think is the difference between these two gambling capitals? “In Las Vegas, it’s about the shows and the gambling. In Atlantic City, it’s just the gambling part. Vegas is showy. The glitz is not there in Atlantic City. In Vegas, it’s all about the glitz.”

    Chazz will be bringing a little glitz to the land of Monopoly when he performs his A Bronx Tale on Atlantic City’s Harrah’s stage from July 1 to August 9. He’s also going to be doing it in the fall in Las Vegas. This one man show elevated his career. “This is what Robert De Niro saw,” he said. De Niro decided to make the play his directorial debut. Not only did he have Chazz write the script, but co-star with De Niro. Robert was the good dad while Chazz played the mobster fighting for the soul of the kid. How hard was the adaptation process from stage to screen?

    “If you saw the show, you’ll see that I did the movie on stage,” Chazz said.

    The script is the most important part of why he accepts a project. In the case of Yonkers Joe, writer-director Robert Celestino got the script to Chazz’s agent. The actor laid out the process that gets him excited about a project.

    “I read the script first then look at my part. If my part is good and it’s a great story; I say let’s meet the director. I meet the director and ask who else is in it. If that’s good than we have a shot for something good to happen. A shot…doesn’t necessarily mean it’s going to happen. But at least if you’re happy with all those elements, you have a good chance to make a good movie.

    “The script has to be good. You can’t make chicken salad out of shit. You got to have a good script.” But what happens if a script isn’t great? “Usually the agent knows if it’s bad. He’ll say, ‘Look, the script ain’t great, but they’re offering you a ton of money.’ Then you have to decide.”

    Chazz does improve scripts that aren’t quite up to snuff. “I get paid to ghost write.” He still works on original scripts. “The writing is harder because you have to have time to sit down and do it.” Being a busy actor does cut into the alone time.

    After A Bronx Tale, Chazz was cast in Woody Allen’s Bullets Over Broadway. His role as a mobster who rewrites a play earned him an Oscar nomination and an Indie Spirit Award. Chazz appreciated working with Woody Allen. “He is hands off,” Chazz described. “He knows what he wrote and he casts the right people. That’s it. You just do it.”

    Perhaps the strangest thing about Chazz’s long list of productions is two things that you’d expect on his filmography. While he’s worked with Robert De Niro on a few projects, he’s never been directed by Martin Scorsese. “I haven’t,” he admitted. “I want to, but I haven’t. I know him, but I haven’t.” Perhaps the upcoming Frank Sinatra bio-pic will finally team him up with Scorsese.

    Another oddity is that he didn’t appear in The Sopranos. Did he deliberately avoid being cast on the show? “I don’t think so,” Chazz said. “I think it’s just one of those things. I think there’s only two Italian actors that weren’t in The Sopranos: me and John Turturro.”

    As our conversation wrapped up, we came back to Yonkers Joe. “What’s really nice in the film is that we stay away from the cliches,” Chazz said. “At the end of the film he says, “Dad, I love you” a few times. I don’t say I love you back. A few people commented on that. How come I didn’t say, “I love you back?” Because you saw it. This guy, who had lived his life as a stranger to everyone, is just finally starting to get there. He’ll get there.”

    DRATS DISNEY

    Bad news always travels fast and there’s nothing worse than hearing “NO!” over the mouse hotline. Recently Disney wanted a new show to teach the counting and numbers to kiddies. We came up with Roscoe the Pimpopotamus. The colorful large animal in bright suits instructed toddlers on counting to 20. The Disney snobs had an objection to the scene where a pre-schooler passed off 16 as 20. Roscoe cut him 4 times to illustrate the difference. Our production got slashed. These educational people are so ignorant when it comes to giving a lesson that won’t be forgotten. Children need to learn the consequences of bad math skills.

    THAT VOICE

    As much as I want to watch Pitchmen, I’m not willing to risk my marriage. The wife barely take Billy Mays’ voice for a minute. Asking her to sit through an hour of the show is not an option. This means my only shot for watching episodes is the 1 a.m. repeat. I have to wear headphones for fear that Billy Mays’ voice will wake her up. Propane gas leaks are less overwhelming than him.

    The addictive nature of the show is seeing the upcoming product line from “As Seen On TV.” Where is the Pocket Crab Repeller? It was amazing to see Billy Mays chumming the water while Anthony Sullivan tests out a shark be-gone device.

    FOR YOU CONSIDERATION

    If somehow you vote for the Emmys, the Golden Globes or the Mack of the Year awards, please give a little nomination love to Jim Parsons. His role of Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory is a pure geek comic masterpiece. He’s the offspring of Tony Randall’s Felix on The Odd Couple and Leonard Nimoy’s Spock on Star Trek. Parson’s work will be remembered for decades.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    Star Trek Motion Picture Trilogy only focuses on what most consider the best of the movie series featuring Kirk, Spock and McCoy. The Wrath of Khan, The Search For Spock and The Voyage Home are bundled here. As pointed out in the review of the Star Trek: The Original Motion Picture Collection, The Wrath of Khan is the best when it comes to the picture quality. The others aren’t bad, but Khan got the major restoration treatment. Even in 1080p, you can’t see Kirk’s toupee weave in the close ups. Plus there is nothing more impressive than Ricardo Montalban’s massive chest in Blu-ray. He’s got Fabio action as he terrorizes Kirk. The Search For Spock has Kirk and Bones attempt to reunite with Spock in an unorthodox pursuit. The Voyage Home brings the crew back to the 1980s in a survival mission involving whales. I was hoping we’d have Kirk being chased around by T.J. Hooker, but there would be no Shatner alternate universe in this time travel plot. Each movie comes with plenty of dedicated bonus features. The best is Shatner pondering if Nimoy kept swearing not to do Spock in order to get his paychecks improved. Or course is Shatner held out, they’d just replace him with Robert Pine. This selection is perfect for folks who aren’t completionists and don’t want to pay for Shatner’s Final Frontier weirdness. Khan looks the best on the big screen. But all three play so nicely together that you’ll swear it’s a real trilogy.

    Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy – Blu-ray brings the webisode cartoons to your big TV screen. The jokes play like the cutaway moments from MacFarlane’s Family Guy. There’s no framing device for the minute long shorts. You get the title card and then the action for nearly an hour. Because of the blitz rate of the jokes, some of them work better than others. There’s a long piece about what happens to the Coyote when he kills the Roadrunner that’s exceptional. A really gross moment has Fred Flintstone using the toilet. Repeating the fat Jesus sketch will take you off your grandmother’s Christmas card list. A farmer shearing a sheep will make you bust a spleen. Unlike the version shown on the internet, there’s no bleeping or blocking of graphic image. There’s even animated naughty bits including Kermit the Frog’s schlong. This is Seth uncensored. The Blu-ray will give you a resolution better than streaming. The big bonus feature is the star studded premiere party. Ever wonder what it’s like to party with Seth Green and Seth MacFarlane? Here’s your answer.

    3 Days of the Condor – Blu-ray is a masterpiece of paranoia. Robert Redford is a CIA agent assigned to an office that reads novels to see if state secrets are being exposed. They’re not a big thing in the agency. He’s a bit of a loose cannon who doesn’t play by the uptight rules of the unit’s director. It’s this attitude that allows him to be the only one in the office not mowed down by a hit squad. He’s fleeing for his life while trying to figure out why Max von Sydow wants to blow him away. The CIA isn’t too much of a help at bringing him in from the cold. His only “help” is an unwilling Faye Dunaway. Of course she warms up after a while since what woman can resist the charms of Redford? 3 Days of the Condor gritty New York look remains stunning in 1080p. The only bonus feature is the original trailer.

    THE DVD SHELF

    The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance: The Centennial Collection is our Raymond J. Regis Pick of the Week. Jimmy Stewart is a politician who made his career when he shot down Liberty Valance (Lee Marvin). But was he really the gunman? Is his career based on legend? John Wayne plays an important role in the outcome. Vera Miles is Stewart’s wife. This is a great film for it’s ability to show how a Western myth can evolve and elevate the characters. The bonus features illuminate the film’s already legendary status. Peter Bogdanovich does a commentary track which splices in his archival interviews with director John Ford and Jimmy Stewart. There’s a fresh documentary that explores the creation and impact of the film.

    El Dorado: The Centennial Collection has John Wayne and director Howard Hawks take another lap around the Wild West. Ed Asner (The Mary Tyler Moore Show) is an evil rancher wanting take control of the town. John Wayne turns down Asner’s offer to fight Robert Mitchum. But Asner won’t back off from his power plays. Wayne has to get involved in this battle to help Michum. They also bring along a very young James Caan to even up the fight. This is just a great badass shoot ’em up with Wayne, Mitchum and Caan dragging out the hardware. The bonus features include a documentary that addresses the final years of Howard Hawk’s career behind the camera. Ed Asner contributes to the commentary track. A.C. Lytes remembers working with John Wayne.

    The Mod Squad: Season 2 Volume 2 continues my lust affair with Julie Barnes (Peggy Lipton). She’s part of a groovy undercover police unit with Pete Cochran (Michael Cole) and Linc Hayes (Clarence Williams III). There job is to find out what evil middle aged folks are messing with the kids. “The King of Empty Cups” demonstrates the dangers of shooting speed. A cop’s daughter runs off to be a groupie for Noel Harrison. His Hollywood mansion is a druggie pleasure dome. Can the Mod Squad save her from the dangers of bad message rock? “Survival House” brings back Sammy Davis Jr. However he’s not the priest from season one. He’s a half-way house guy getting his life back on track. “Return to Darkness, Return to Light” brings back the blind woman that Linc protected in the first season. She invites him over for a party. He gets a shock to discover she’s engaged to Ivan Dixon (Hogan’s Heroes). What happens with Linc meets Kinch? The season finale is more star studded than a Love Boat. The Squad ends up with Martin Sheen, Marion Ross (Happy Days), Harold Gould (Rhoda) and David Cassidy (The Partridge Family) in “The Loser.” The series is the coolest cop show ever.

    Gunsmoke: The Third Season, Volume 2 is 20 episodes of Dodge City action when the series was still a half hour long in black and white. “Sunday Supplement” has Werner Klemperer (Hogan’s Heroes‘ Col. Klink) as a reporter starting an Indian revolt in order to get a scoop. “The Cabin” is a trip with Harry Dean Stanton (Big Love) and Claude Akins (Sheriff Lobo) as two loco bandits. Matt Dillon (James Arness) takes shelter with them in the middle of a snow storm. “Dooley Surrenders” stars Strother Martin (The Wild Bunch in the title role. He’s a hide skinner who thinks he might have killed someone during a drinking bender. “The Gentleman” has Jack Cassidy (David Cassidy’s dad) protecting Miss Kitty from Timothy Carey (Paths of Glory). This is another great batch of Westerns guaranteed to keep your father on the sofa during Saturday afternoon. The bonus is feature is the original L&M Cigarette ad.

    Eden Log is a really creepy SciFi film from France. This is like Resident Evil without being too viewer friendly. You have no idea what’s going on as Clovis Cornillac awakens in a mucky mess. What is the situation in this post apocalyptic subterranean world? Who are the people chasing him? What are the strange noises in the dark? Who is the girl? This is like a video game come to life without the cute single shooter moments. Under no circumstances should you watch this film with the guy who always asks, “What’s going on?” Eden Log is a tense and confusing futuristic pursuit.

    Action Packed gives the pilot episodes of Mission: Impossible, MacGyver, Walker Texas Ranger and NCIS. Walker Texas Ranger spends more time kicking ass than giving us a true representation of police work in the Lone Star State. Chuck Norris is the man with the badge who doesn’t mind letting his boots do the heavy work. The pilot film has him getting revenge on the robbery crew that took out his buddy. Mission: Impossible has Wally Cox (Mr. Peepers) appear as a safe cracker. The crew must swipe a set of nukes. Remember that the first season has Steven Hill running the show. It wouldn’t be till the next go around that Peter Graves accepted the mission. MacGyver goes underground to rescue scientists. He makes up some special devices to save the day. NCIS starts with a case at the top when a man is poisoned to death while eating with the president on Air Force One. It’s cool to see David McCallum (Man From UNCLE) back on the case.

    Forever Funny offers the pilot episodes of The Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, Frasier, The Brady Bunch, Taxi and Cheers. This is a fun night of how memorable sitcoms kicked off. The Odd Couple‘s “The Laundry Orgy” reunites us with the actresses that played the Pigeon sisters on the big screen. Jack Klugman and Tony Randall owned their roles instead of merely dressing up as Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon. Cheers reminds us that it all started when Diane dropped by the bar with an ill-fated romance. The big problem with this set is that the producers didn’t notice that the audio on The Honeymooners‘s “TV or Not TV” is horrible. You’ll have to crank it up all the way. The other 38 episodes on the complete boxset have better levels. The only sitcom that isn’t available completely on DVD is Taxi. They need to finish up this show soon. In these troubled times, we need more Tony Danza.

    The Best of Star Trek The Original Series is the perfect sampler for anyone who enjoyed the new Star Trek movie, but haven’t experienced William Shatner as Captain Kirk. The four episodes on this compilation are prime choices. “The City on the Edge of Forever” has Dr. McCoy overdosing on a drug and turning into a madman. He passes through a time traveling portal and alters the course of Earth’s history. It’s up to Kirk and Spock to follow him into the past to put history right. An almost young Joan Collins is a woman running a mission in the Great Depression. Kirk ends up getting frisky with the star of Dynasty. “The Trouble with Tribbles” reminds us that cute things can get out of control and irritating. In this case it is the Tribble, a fuzzy ball that makes a sweet cooing sound. This predicts the rise of the Furby. “Balance of Terror” introduces the Romulans as a menace that’s worse than the Klingons. It’s a high pursuit episode as Kirk uncovers the weakness to the Romulan ship’s cloaking device. “Amok Time” takes the crew to the planet Vulcan. While the Vulcans seem to be logical folks, their dating rituals are extremely violent. Spock’s fiancée orders him to fight Kirk in order to get to hitched. It’s a brutal battle between two friends. The episodes are taken from the new enhanced versions so the models have been replaced by CGI spaceships.

    The Best of Star Trek The Next Generation has three adventures from the second go around on the Enterprise. These are the journeys of Picard and Riker at the helm. “The Best of Both Worlds” is a two parter with the Borg assimilating Picard. He looks extra creepy with the bio-mechanical accessories. The second episode has the crew looking to free their leader from the grip of the Cube folks. “Yesterday’s Enterprise” has the ship time travel. They discover the older Enterprise and Denise Crosby. The Klingons of the past want a piece of them. Is Denise Crosby bound to bite it again? “The Measure of a Man” has Picard fight to keep Data from being scrapped. Can he prove this robot is not state property? This is a fine primer for anyone wanting to know about the better adventures of ST:TNG without picking through 178 episodes.

    GIVEAWAYS

    We’ve got a double contest this week. How lucky can you get?

    CBS DVD has given us 5 copies of The Mod Squad: Season 2 Volume 2 to give to very special Party Favors readers. In order to win, answer this question: What character returns from the pilot movie to get his revenge on the Mod Squad in this boxset? Send your answer, name and address to mokaha@aol.com. Put “Mod Squad” in the subject.

    CBS DVD has given us 5 copies of Gunsmoke: The Third Season, Volume 2 to give away to Party Favors readers who like Westerns. In order to win, answer this question: What’s the freaky connection of Harry Dean Stanton’s name in “The Cabin?” Send your answer, name and address to mokaha@aol.com. Put “Mod Squad” in the subject.

    Both contests end May 30, Good luck.

  • Party Favors: Hey, JJ!

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    BURBANK — There’s a black hole sucking up all the stars. Who could have imagined in such a short period of time we’d lose Dom DeLuise, Bea Arthur, J.G. Ballard and Danny Gans? Was there enough pages in People magazine give proper remembrance to these dearly departed? All the pages written by Proust wouldn’t cover their greatness.

    Dom DeLuise is the one closeSt to me. He’s responsible for getting me into the wild world of showbiz. He didn’t merely inspire me with his work on The End and Lotsa Luck. I really did work for him one summer.

    Dom was doing his best to lose weight at Duke’s Diet Center. He’d signed on to be the host of a revived Candid Camera. The producers shot his gotcha bits in Raleigh. They needed a local crew and I ended up with my first production assistant gig. After working way too many flunky jobs, the life of a P.A. was a major upgrade. The greatest thing about true showbiz work is that they feed you. No clocking out for lunch and burning your paycheck on food. They ordered it up and served it without docking your wages. They also provided snacks and drinks for free. Forget the guidance counselor, let your stomach let you know what’s your true profession. The only downside was anyone was caught eating around Dom would be fired. No second warning. Nobody had a problem with that rule. There was no need to tease Dom with a Snickers bar. This wasn’t nearly as harsh as being told on the set of Matlock that you’ll be fired if you make eye contact with Andy Griffith.

    Dom was rather easy to be around. He wasn’t uptight like some talent. As a comic, he was more annoying than funny. I found myself laughing or mostly smiling at his jokes so that he didn’t try harder. It was like being stuck in the blooper reel of Cannonball Run II.

    Dom wasn’t too fussy during the gags. He rolled with the unsuspecting victims. He approved of my alteration of a set up. They were going to see how far they could take a funeral director when it came to setting up outrageous plans. The Hollywood braintrust had a lame list of “can I get this….” as Dom was making arrangements for a dear friend. I suggested that the joke is that the Dom’s friend wants to be buried in his car. The twist is that the guy was a devoted carpooler and wants three other people buried in the car with him. The thing we discovered was funeral home directors won’t say no and don’t have a sense of humor. Dom said, “Smile, you’re on Candid Camera.” The funeral home director read Dom the riot act. The piece crashed and burned. We canceled all the other funeral directors. My shot at writing Smokey and the Bandit V fizzled.

    Burt Reynolds was supposed to drop by for a segment. I suggested Dom and Burt sell tubesocks out of a van in the hopes of raising enough money for Cannonball Run III. How will the fans react to their stars being reduced down to street side merchants? The producers seemed open to concept, but Burt never made it to town. Dom did appreciate me joking that Burt and Loni shared custody of him. Burt got him for TV shows and Loni for movies of the week.

    One morning Dom was outraged that one of his kids had run up a huge phone bill calling 976 pay numbers. I’m not sure which kid or what service. Could have been the Twin Peaks clue line. I calmed Dom by explaining that he merely had to tell the phone company that the calls were made without his knowledge. The phone company would block his phone from dialing those numbers and drop the charges. The next day he showed up at location and thanked me for saving him a small fortune.

    My most lasting memory of Dom was at the end of the last day. We were wrapping up the cables. Dom took a long stare at me and announced to all, “Joe, you look like an axe murderer.”

    That time I laughed. Cause he might have been right.

    THE OTHER OBITS

    Bea Arthur’s passing means I’ll have to find a new punchline. She was a sweet woman with the most iconic mustache this side of Rollie Fingers. Mostly I’ll remember her for those massive vest coats she wore as Maude. With the passing of Bea, Suzanne Pleshette and Brett Somers, our daughters will have no broads to idolize. Sony really needs to get the other four seasons of Maude out on DVD.

    Perhaps the most disappointing death belongs to J.G. Ballard. The novelist defined the primal nature in a high tech world with High Rise and the Concrete Island. He wrote some of the most amazing deaths in his books. Why didn’t the author of Crash go out with a major bang? He still could have slammed his car into Elizabeth Taylor’s limo while masturbating behind the wheel? He could have taken out Bea Arthur.

    Upon hearing that Danny Gans died, I pondered if he had tapped too deep into his George Burns impersonation. Danny was a Las Vegas creation. No matter where you go in Vegas, there’s his face on billboards, taxicab roofs and bathroom stall doors. A tourist visiting Sin City for the first time always wondered why was Gans hailed as “Las Vegas Entertainer of the Year?” He was a mystery wrapped in an enigma with a sold out run at the Mirage. Turns out his show had him doing musical impersonations. He was like a singing Frank Gorshin. The old people liked him. Steve Wynn supposedly paid the guy $200 million to move to his Encore hotel. On my last trip to Vegas, I tramped through the Mirage to pay homage to the Danny Gans theater (he hadn’t gone across the street). The show was nearly over. The usher asked if I wanted to sneak inside to see the finale. She wanted me to experience Danny. I couldn’t go cause the wife was in the bathroom and by the time she got out, the crowd was departing. But it felt good to know that the people who worked for Danny didn’t treat it as a job, but an avocation. She wanted me to get a tiny piece of the Gans magic. Now Danny Gans is gone. Siegfried and Roy have also left the Strip. What remains in Vegas are anonymous Cirque De Soleil shows and Criss Angel. As much as people enjoyed poking fun at Danny Gans, they respected his ability to fill the seats. He knew how to make people feel lucky enough to gamble. That’s what makes you a star in Vegas.

    YOU’RE A WHAT?

    Anyone else wondering why NBC is allowed to call their upcoming reality show I’m A Celebrity….Get Me Out of Here. They stick Heidi Montage, Spencer Pratt, John Salley, Janice Dickinson, Sanjaya and a Baldwin not named Alec on an island to see which can survive. Why? These people are barely stars on their grandmother’s refrigerator doors. They’re merely famous for milking their barely worthy fame. If NBC wants people to tune in, they need to change the name to Cannibal Island. The vision of Heidi and Spencer being turned into human stew makes me set the VCR at SP speed in my mind. Joel McHale agrees with this concept. Don’t network executives realize that we like the threat of cannibals? The ratings were high when we thought the Others on Lost were cannibals out to eat babies. Soon as the whole cannibal threat level dropped, the ratings hit rock bottom. The winner would be Janice Dickinson since any smart cannibal knows it’s not safe to eat silicon.

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    Star Trek: The Original Motion Picture Collection – Blu-ray contains the first six films featuring Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Bones, Scotty, Chekov, Sulu and Uhura. Now you can see the final frontier in high def quality. Star Trek: The Motion Picture brought the TV series to the big screen nearly a decade after it was canceled. The group is reunited to intercept a strange object named V’Ger coming towards Earth. The big shocker is Lt. Ilia (Persis Khambatta) looking sexy with a bald head. It’s a so-so return. The Wrath of Khan is the film that really made this series matter. Ricardo Montalban (Fantasy Island) returns as Khan, the outlaw leader from “Space Seed.” He’s decided to get his revenge on Kirk. There’s great ass kicking action. Mr. Spock does the unspeakable at the end. This is ultimately the best of the Star Trek films. The Search For Spock continues the adventure from the last film. Kirk has to hijack the Enterprise to reunite Spock. Things get nasty when they run into Klingons. Will he get back with his Vulcan friend? The Voyage Home has Kirk and the crew going back in time to snag humpback whales and save future Earth. This one is more cute than exciting with Spock trying to not like a freak in 1980s San Francisco. The Final Frontier is the most painful of the bunch. Why? Because they let William Shatner direct it. Supposedly the Enterprise is going to the edge of space to meet God. I still have trauma from Nichelle Nichols’ erotic dance to distract the enemy. Seeing it in Blu-ray didn’t make it anymore appealing. The Undiscovered Country salvaged the movie series so it didn’t end up on a bad note. The Klingons are finally willing to play nice and join the Federation. However the signing ceremony hits a snag that sends Kirk and Bones to a prison planet. This is a proper send off to the original cast as full time crew members. The big bonus feature is a 70 minute chat with William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes. Whoopi Goldberg hosts the roundtable discussion between the Enterprise top men over two shows. Wrath of Khan looks the best of the transfers on the HD set. No matter what the Onion says, not all the Star Trek movies were dull with people always talking and sitting around tables.

    Grease: Rockin’ Rydell Edition – Blu-Ray will be the reason wives buy Blu-ray players as a Father’s Day gifts. This was the musical sensation that notched up ’50s nostalgia during the era of Happy Days and American Graffiti. The high definition transfers is a galactic leap over the grainy pan and scan copy that gets shown on VH1. The 1080p picture exposes the detail of the John Travolta’s slicked back hairdo. The cinemascope image lets you bask in the swivel action of the dancers. The final dance moment when Olivia Newton-John appears stitched into that black outfit will make you thankful for the extra resolution power of Blu-ray. The bonus features include stuff from the previous edition. There’s even more including a commentary track with Director Randal Kleiser and Choreographer Patricia Birch. What will get the ladies going nuts is “Grease on DVD Launch Party.” This isn’t the usual schmooze fest. Olivia Newton-John and Travolta climb up on stage and sing the hits with the band. There will be squealing in the house. Ultimately this version of Grease answers my prayer for a chance to see Sha-Na-Na with maximum detail. Bowzer is finally lifelike on the screen.

    Saturday Night Fever: 30th Anniversary Special Collector’s Edition – Blu-ray truly captures the greatest movie of all time for the ultimate home video experience. People talk about getting lost in a film. Seeing Saturday Night Fever in Hi-Def lets my eyes step through the screen. The background details are stunning in the transfer making the paint store, the disco, the dance studio and Tony Manero’s bedroom real. They’re no longer fuzzy like on my battered VHS copy. You can slip into the image and the action after a few gin and tonics. Snobs discount SNF as merely a disco movie with the mirror ball and lighted dance floor. I say that this is an anti-disco film. While SNF did launch the greatest disco record of all time, the ending lets us know that this environment stifles creativity. John Travolta learns that while he thinks he’s a great dancer, he’s merely a slave to the 4/4 beat. Is he willing to flee his safety zones of the 2001 Odyssey disco and Brooklyn to let his talent flourish in Manhattan? The bonus features include a nearly hour long documentary about making the film. John Travolta didn’t have time to chat on camera, but Troma icon Lloyd Kaufman makes up for his absence. In “Back to Bayridge,” Joseph Cali (Joey) gives us a walk around the neighborhood to show us what’s changed and stayed the same in Brooklyn. There’s sad news about the disco. There’s also three deleted scenes which didn’t need to be in the film. Saturday Night Fever dazzles on Blu-ray.

    Dexter The Complete Second Season – Blu-ray takes the Showtime series continues to make the audience root for a serial killer roaming the streets of Miami. Dexter isn’t just an ordinary killer since he’s employed by the police as their blood splatter expert. He picks his victims from the truly guilty. After the trauma of the Ice Truck, he’s lost his blood lust. Is he going to go straight? However his life gets complicated when his underwater garden is uncovered. The FBI sends down their top serial killer investigator played by Keith Carradine. Before he can uncover Dexter, Keith sniffs a trail to Dexter’s sister (Jennifer Carpenter). The tension between Dexter and Sgt. Doakes (Erik King) hits a new high. These is more fascinating than the first season. The high definition image gives us a good sense of the sweat and blood in this Southern crime thriller. Top indie directors such as Keith Gordon, Nick Gomez and Tony Goldwyn keep the splatter at a premium. Most of the bonus features are available via Blu-ray Live. Michael C. Hall makes us embrace what should be the most unlikable of characters. Dexter is the best series on cable since The Wire.

    DVD SHELF

    Jake and the Fatman: Season Two brings a taste of pineapple to the crime series. After the first season in Los Angeles, the producers relocated the gruff DA (William Conrad) and his chief investigator (Joe Penny) to Honolulu. The pilot movie has a murder being arrange by Wo Fat (Khigh Dhiegh) of Hawaii Five-O fame. Jake’s friend is shot down. It’s up to him and the Fatman to expose the killer. During the investigation, the Fatman becomes the D.A. in Honolulu. Is it really that easy to snag that job? Michael Madsen plays a counterfeiter in “Snowfall.” Who knew he was once a picture of youth. “Poor Butterfly” has the top hookers of Hawaii in 1989. There’s a lot of bad fashion in this episode with big hair and bad lace. The mean pimp wears a gray Cosby sweater. How can a man intimidate a prostitute with a Cosby sweater? I can’t help laughing at Joe Penny’s acid washed jeans. Did he really think he was cool in that wardrobe? William Conrad looks extra gruff on the island. It’s a miracle the natives don’t sacrifice virgins to his round God gut. There’s only 10 episodes this strike shortened season. The action isn’t too rough and won’t startle you grandmother.

    Penn & Teller B.S.!: The Complete Sixth Season is another Showtime series worth the price of the channel. The comic magicians Penn & Teller don’t mind digging for the truth and exposing the nutjobs on another 10 episodes. “The War on Porn” reminds us that there is no real correlation between adult entertainment and sex crimes. The folks fighting adult films are shown as making up connections. My fellow Raleighite Brandi Love gets to show off her website talents as she reminds us that good porn is a nice release. Plus you can be educated on new positions. “Dolphins” is disturbing as freaks swear these water mammals are able to deliver your baby. Another couple make money teaching people to channel their inner-dolphin. Penn reminds us that dolphins are known for killing porpoises for no reason other than hate. “Sensitivity Training” should be required viewing for that office jerk who declares all the employees need sensitivity training. Penn shows that it’s a scam run by snakeoil salesmen. Penn & Teller: B.S.: The Complete Sixth Season should be viewed by anyone addicted to the Daily Show.

    A Baby Story: First Time Parents Edition is perfect viewing if you’re a month away from your first born. You can read all the expecting parent books, but seeing moms pump out the baby while the dad looks completely confused is more educational. Each episode follows a couple in the final weeks of pregnancy. As someone going through this process, it’s easy to relate to their experiences. You see a few women hit the raging hormone stage. You learn quickly to do whatever it takes to calm them down. It will pass if they don’t hit you with a frying pan. There’s a raw nature to the production. They don’t make the babies pop out like cast members of The Hills. We learn that no matter how much planning and prep, the baby will do it their way. Unless you have a C-section. If you’re thinking about getting knocked up this summer, this is necessary viewing for seeing what’s going to happen. There will be pain.

    Russell Brand In New York City: Extended and Uncensored still leaves me wondering about the hot new comic from England. He comes off as a wicked kind of guy with his spindly body and huge blown out hair. He dares to talk dirty about his famous pals. But can we trust him to remain funny? For this hour long special, he tears into the truth of his semi-disastrous hosting of the MTV VMAs. He was more excited to see an elephant than Britney Spears. He recounts the Jonas Brothers debacle. His monologue from the MTV event is included. The only thing I fear is that he’s the English Dane Cook with his body moves. The DVD doesn’t bleep out the stuff that was too much for the censors at Comedy Central. You also get a couple bonus routines about drunk girls and being English in New York City.

    Jon & Kate Plus Eight: Season 4, The Wedding has come out at a strange time for this large family. There’s a point where the reality of reality stars forces you to review their show for evidence of headlines to come. In this case it’s the recent tabloid covers about how Jon Goselin was caught leaving a bar with a young lady. None of that is covered here. Although if you’re a fan of The Soup, you’ll realize why Jon might be caught at 2 a.m. with a strange woman. “Boys Day Out” has Jon taking his three sons to the golf course. Kate and the girls make something called monkey mulch. This doesn’t contain any actual monkey parts. “Sextuplets’ 4th Birthday” has the six kids get to decorate their own cupcakes. Mom doesn’t want them to eat them until after dinner. What are the odds of that happening? The big highlight of the show is a trip to Hawaii with the couple renewing their vows in front of the 8 kids. In light of the recent headlines, you’ll be working the slo-motion button the DVD remote to see if Jon is looking to bolt.

    Sister Sister: The Second Season continues the fun of recently reunited twins who force their adoptive parents to become a couple. It’s fun to see Tim Reid (WKRP in Cincinnati) forced to be nice with Jackee (227). “Hair Today” deals with the sad truth about what happens when one twin gets the makeover while the sister is her normal self. “Get a Job” forces the twins to work at a hamburger joint and Tim’s limo company. The each twin tries to juggle two shifts. This plot will soon be recycled on a Disney tween show. “Free Billy” has the girls trying to liberate a showbiz pig. I’d liberate that pig into my breakfast. The final episode has Tim finally asking Jackee to marry him so they can be a real family and not merely roommates.

  • Party Favors: Marc Caro Interview

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    caro-01PARIS – During the early ’90s, Marc Caro and Jean-Pierre Jeunet were the toast of French cinema with Delicatessen and City of Lost Children. They created a bizarre universe that was a step up in visual weirdness from Tim Burton and Terry Gilliam. However the pair’s creative partnership split when Hollywood came calling with a shot at Alien Resurrection. Jeunet became sole director on the Winona Ryder meets the monster film. People wondered what happened to Caro while Jeunet released Amelie and A Very Long Engagement.

    Marc Caro is back with Dante 01, a claustrophobic rush of science fiction cinema on the edge of the universe. Lambert Wilson (The Matrix Reloaded‘s Merovingian) arrives in suspended animation on a distant space center. He’s a prisoner who will be a guinea pig for a treatment involving nano-technology. His fellow patients include Dominique Pinon (City of Lost Children). The new medicine is extreme and highly unethical. But who is to argue so far away from a government watchdog group? In space there is no whistleblower hotline. The film is intense with its tight sets, quick edits and unnerving audio effects. Everyone in the film has a shaved head and looks like they’re about to explode. This is not peaceful Sunday afternoon viewing. Instead of a space station, these people should be floating around in a can of Red Bull. The end of the film is 2001 in overdrive.

    The location and story does make Dante 01 comparable to Alien Resurrection. However nothing in the Sigourney Weaver was this agitating. Dante 01 reveals that Caro understands how to apply pressure in zero gravity. The movie is being released on DVD by the Weinstein Company’s Dimension Extreme label. The Party Favors was able to interview Caro. Instead of the usual phone interview that would have involved a few UN translators, we sent Caro a list of questions and he emailed them back. Here’s the exchange.

    PARTY FAVORS: When you write a script, is it text or a mix of text and storyboards like an animator would use?

    MARC CARO: At the beginning it’s a text and the script was written by the co-author Pierre Bordage, a famous French sci-fi novelist…. Then the storyboard was drawn.

    PARTY FAVORS: What ignited you to create Dante 01?

    CARO: Finding money for “SciFi genre film” is very difficult in France.. so we try to find a story we are interested in with a limited number of characters and a unique set.

    PARTY FAVORS: Did your production designer background assist you in creating the space station so that it worked within your budget constraints without losing visual impact?

    CARO: It’s help a little… for example for budget constraints I have to change the space station design from “Ouroboro’s style” very round to the final squared version less expensive… without losing visual impact… I hope ???

    PARTY FAVORS: At what point did you ask Dominique Pinon to be in the
    film?

    CARO: From the start, when the fuzzy idea of the film appear in my weird sick mind… the character of Dominique Pinon was soon there…

    PARTY FAVORS: How is your working relationship with Dominique Pinon?

    CARO: We don’t need words to communicate together… It’s just an ancestral
    telepathic complicity…

    PARTY FAVORS: How did you maintain the claustrophobic feel between takes? The actors really did look stuck in the space.

    CARO: We didn’t feed the actors during the shoot and I would tell really bad jokes!

    PARTY FAVORS: Viewers in America are used to Lambert Wilson being the cool headed character in The Matrix movies. Did you have to do much coaxing to get him be so raw on screen?

    CARO: It was a great pleasure to collaborate with Lambert Wilson… I have his trust and he came with enthusiasm in the film universe…

    PARTY FAVORS: Did you ever have moments when you needed to leave the soundstage to bask in the sun?

    CARO: I am not a huge fan of the sun because my skin is so delicate…

    PARTY FAVORS: How hard was it to get actors to shave their heads for the
    roles?

    CARO: No problem at all for men and not so difficult for the two actress. Everybody understood the purpose.

    PARTY FAVORS: Do you think it is harder for actors to work with shaved heads since they don’t have a fictional haircut to hide behind and create a character?

    CARO: No , I think the shaved head helped to create the character… it is a change, lots of actors have never done it before… each actor feels himself different so, may be, it’s easier to be involved in a different world ???

    PARTY FAVORS: Did any of the crew members shave their heads to make the
    cast feel normal? Did you?

    CARO: Unfortunately not but the crew had to wear helmets and I was born without hair.

    PARTY FAVORS: What do you think of people who prefer to watch foreign films with dub tracks instead of reading subtitles?

    CARO: Every taste was in the Narure.

    PARTY FAVORS: How influential is Chris Marker’s La Jetee on French Science fiction?

    CARO: I am a huge fan of Chris Marker… but except for me I don’t know the impact of La Jetée on the French Sci-Fi….

    BEAM ME UP IN BLU-RAY

    Before we get a new version of the crew origins of the U.S.S. Enterprise, take a fresh look at Star Trek: The Original Series – Season 1 Blu-Ray. The boxset contains the first 29 episodes featuring Kirk, Spock and McCoy when they were middle aged. This isn’t the original time the first season was released for 1080p. However that boxset was the HDDVD-DVD flipper set which featured the new High-Def remastered version of the show. As part of upgrading the original series to HD, they replaced the model shots of the Enterprise with CGI to take advantage of the new resolution. Purists were upset and swore they stick with their old DVDs even if the transfers were scratchy and blemished. The good news is Star Trek: The Original Series – Season 1 Blu-ray contains both the HD enhanced and the original special versions. You don’t have to chose.

    The first season kicks off the show with “The Man Trap.” McCoy discovers that his old girlfriend isn’t seen the same way by the rest of his buddies. A monster is sucking the salt out of people. The things that happen during a tequila bender. “Charlie X” has an intergalactic brat destroying the crew when he can’t get his way. “Mudd’s Women” introduces us to the first interstellar pimp in Harry Mudd (Roger C. Carmel). He’s got three ladies that are due at a mining colony. What happens when the pimp meets the Galaxy’s biggest stud in Kirk? Pure magic.

    “The Menagerie” is the two-parter where Spock kidnaps his old captain. He wants the invalid leader to return to an uncharted planet. The show is amazing in that they were able to use the original pilot for the series without having to explain why Kirk wasn’t in the captain’s seat. Do wonder how they’ll explain Captain Pike in the new Star Trek movie.

    Unexpected love is a theme in this season. “This Side of Paradise” has Spock want to get nasty with Jill Ireland. Although this rush of emotion comes from his taking a hit of a flowery Spanish fly. “The City on the Edge of Forever” has Kirk and McCoy falling for a relatively young Joan Collins (Dynasty). This is always picked as a classic of science fiction.

    The bonus features are taken from the last two season set releases. For this boxset we get pieces on William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy. They’re nice, but it’s a low level crewman who really puts the experience of the show into perspective. “Billy Blackburn’s Treasure Chest” gives plenty of memories from a supporting actor who filled in wherever was necessary on the ship. He was a navigator, DeForest Kelly’s stand in and monsters in rubber suits. He breaks out his home movies that he shot around the set. Amazing how many different roles he played on the show.

    Star Trek: The Original Series – Season 1 Blu-ray is what fans have been waiting for since they introduced home video back with the Betamax. The image quality brings out the details of the sets and costumes without exposing the strings. Spock’s pointy ears and Kirk’s hair still look “natural.” The 1080p heightens my appreciation for the series by enhancing the elements that made it special. Even the enhanced effects aren’t overdone in a George Lucas mode. This is the Blu-ray treat of the month.

    ALI ROUND 2

    Don’t throw in the towel before watching HBO’s Thrilla In Manila. This is the evil side of Muhammad Ali. The boxing legend was lionized in When We Were Kings with his Rumble in the Jungle defeat of George Foreman. The Champ has become a fixture as a great American and a humanitarian. What gets exposed in this documentary is how Ali can be a cruel man. Joe Frazier was the champ at the time that Ali was banned from the sport for his refusal to be drafted during the Vietnam War. Frazier pleaded with President Nixon to let Ali back into the ring. He funneled money to Ali during these tough times. And how did Ali pack Frazier back for all his help when he got his gloves back? By calling the guy ugly, stupid and Uncle Tom. It’s rather disgusting to see Ali’s rants about Frazier in the film. He painted Smokin’ Joe to be a suck up to the white man. When they finally fight in Manila, you will fully understand why even the risk of death made Frazier want to go out for the 15th round (even if calmer hands threw in the towel to protect the blinded fighter). What’s upsetting is how certain fight folks think that Frazier was stupid for not backing off and risking it all. But watching the footage, it’s easy to see that Frazier in kill or be kill mode. He wanted to pay back the pain and teach Ali a lesson.

    At the end of the fight, we learn that Ali sent messages to Frazier that he didn’t mean all his defamation. The Uncle Tom talk was merely to sell tickets. But Ali was never man enough to say it directly to Frazier. If this film wins the Emmy, you won’t see Ali and Frazier clowning at the podium like Ali did with Foreman. Frazier will take one last swipe at The Greatest.

    Thrilla in Manila is right now on HBO’s OnDemand. Watch it instead of a marathon of America’s Next Top Model on Oxygen.

    THE COMEBACK KID CONTINUES

    The folks at Party Favors are excited with the news that Jackie Earle Haley is going to be the new Freddy Krueger in the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street. Bring on the bladed gloves for Kelly Leak. Normally we’re not happy at Hollywood studios being less creative, but they’ve cast this one right. Haley as Rorshach was the reason why Watchmen was watchable. His fight scene in the prison lunch line should get him a role when they make Oz: The Movie. We’re still waiting for him to do the film where he’s the owner of a stripclub investigating what happened to his top dancer. Oddly enough we caught Robert Englund (the original Freddy) as a gentleman’s club owner in Zombie Strippers!”

  • Party Favors: Documentaries & Wavy Gravy

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    DURHAM – Realism and connecting with your audience were the themes of the Full Frame Documentary Film Festival.

    The days that numerous documentaries inspired major bidding wars, received massive publicity campaigns and pulled in healthy theatrical revenue are over. Many of the key dependable distributors have been slashed by the major studio parents. During the “State of the Doc” panel, there was no bragging about massive returns that were common during the era of March of the Penguins ($77 million) and Super-Size Me ($11 million). Magnolia was happy with the returns on Oscar winner Man on Wire from theatrical and DVD. But nobody was pricing a Porsche and a house in Malibu from their Wire share. The recession has hit the documentary world.

    Matt Cowal, the VP of publicity and marketing at Magnolia said the company was more comfortable sinking a million dollars to advertise a film that makes $3 million than burn through $9 million in hopes of having the documentary crack $10 million. The tightening of promotional dollars has made marketing more strategic in an industry that loves to carpetbomb. What is the new model?

    Gary Hustwit took over the discussion when it came to coming up with a new business model. The director of Helvetica and the upcoming Objectified said a good documentary film director must go straight to his audience via the internet. Helvetica became a sensation last year when the rep from Red Envelope/Netflix talked about how it was doing great numbers on the website’s WatchNow function. Why? Because graphic designers were geeking out to the documentary about the font. This wasn’t merely word of mouth. Hustwit spent his time working blogs and websites frequented by graphic designers. He made them part of the discussion of the film. It became a chapter in any good student’s textbook. He’s currently doing the same thing for Objectified which deals with designers of devices such as the iPod. No matter the subject of your documentary, there’s bound to be dozens of blogs receptive to knowing there’s a film coming out.

    Hustwit also believes the documentary director needs to create a sensation when his film arrives in a town by appearing at a screening. He’s doing a cross-country journey when it opens later this spring. This is not a business for the shy. It should be noted that Hustwit worked at legendary indie label SST (Black Flag, fIREHOSE and Husker Du). He has the get in the van bravado when it comes to bring a movie to the people. He was not happy at the thought of letting the distributor take care of the “heavy work.” He likes to meet the people and share a beer with them after the screening. Plus he doesn’t want to lose control of his film.

    Ira Deutchman of Emerging Pictures mentioned that digital projection should help movie theaters be able to grow an audience since they don’t have to deal with prints and storage. A film can only play once a week without it being a burden in the booth. He predicts a Midnight Movies effect can be possible. Plus it won’t require a distributor to spend $5,000 a print. But you still have to put butts in the seats.

    Rick Allen of Snag Films wasn’t about the theatrical. Their company distributes documentaries over the internet using ad breaks to generate revenue. Their big boost is a connection to AOL. They place their nearly 1,000 titles into news articles related to the film. He mentioned that more people saw The Life And Times of Harvey Milk from their streams than watched it when it made it’s Oscar winning run two decades ago. There’s still not enough cash flow from online streaming to cover the nut on a quality documentary.

    Molly Thompson of A&E’s IndieFilms discussed how a low budget reality series like Intervention get high ratings than when Jesus Camp ran on the channel. I asked if a filmmaker would be better off pitching an idea to A&E in which the documentary was a pilot movie for a reality series. She didn’t quite see that working. Although in a way this is how Cathouse and King of Cars went from one shot deals to shows. Although I can’t imagine weekly episodes of Burma VJ..

    While some might view this panel as depressing, the words spoken by these players should be inspirational. If you’re going to make a documentary: Do it because you are passionate about the subject. If you are going to invest in a documentary: Do it because you want to spread the word about the subject. Be extremely sensible in your expenses and expectations. This isn’t a great way to get rich.

    THE SCOOP

    Saint Misbehavin’: The Wavy Gravy Movie proved to be a smash success. The film takes us into the life of the Woodstock icon who became an ice cream flavor. He’s the guy who served breakfast in bed to the concertgoers. He was also part of Ken Kesey’s Merry Pranksters as covered in Tom Wolfe’s Electric Acid Kool-Aid Test. His story doesn’t end as merely a relic of the ’60s. Director Michelle Esrick enlightens us to his two main passions: Camp Winnarainbow and the Seva Foundation. The Camp is for kids to learn circus skills. Seva goes around the world performing eye surgery on people who need it. Wavy has hosted numerous benefit concerts for Seva. This is a much happier and inspirational film than Rainbow Man.

    After the screening, I had a chance to interview Wavy Gravy and Esrick. She had worked on this documentary for nearly a decade. His 72 years have been packed with a lot of major experience from the Beats to the psychedelic San Francisco scene. This connection made me ask a question that accidentally combine Neal Cassidy, the inspiration for Jack Kerouac’s On the Road and Jack Casady, the bassist for the Jefferson Airplane. This first segment deals with Wavy’s relationship with Neal and Jack and Jack. Plus he talks about his time with the Merry Pranksters.

    Wavy now discusses the process of how he became an ice cream flavor. We also get the inside scoop on why the corporate beancounters killed his popular flavor. He reveals his plan as a frozen treat comeback as a sorbet. Finally he issues a challenge to Stephen Colbert and his Americone Dream.

    Wavy gives you his surefire tip on how to come down from a bad LSD trip. The Party Favors would like you to either walk or get a sober friend to drive you to the grocery store. We do not condone people tripping behind the wheel. Wavy remembers his time at the first Woodstock. He has choice words for Fred Durst. Finally we get the answer to the question: Has Wavy Gravy met Meatloaf?

    AFTER SHOW

    Legendary documentarian D. A. Pennebaker was an executive producer on Saint Misbehavin’. He directed Don’t Look Back, Monterery Pop and The War Room (with his wife Chris Hegedus). We had a short unfilmed chat after the film. Turns out that contrary to rumor, he is not making a sequel to Al Franken: God Spoke. Al didn’t think it would be a good move to have a film crew following him around on his campaign to be Minnesota’s senator. Hopefully someone will construct a documentary on the insanity that is the recount that’s gone nearly half a year. Also no luck on Pennebaker making a director’s cut of Bob Dylan’s Eat the Document anytime soon.

    THE FILMS

    What I appreciate the most about Full Frame is that it is only about documentaries instead of mixing it up with the latest Indie drama sensations like Sundance. You’re getting an eyeful of reality instead of watching Hollywood stars slum it for a shot at Oscar gold. These are real people in jeopardy on the big screen.

    The big winner of the festival was Burma VJ. Remember a few years back when we’d occasionally get reports on the news about riots in Rangoon? There wasn’t too much to show us since the military generals running the country had completely blocked all outside media from their borders. Burma VJ exposed a group of daring individuals who used small videocameras and cellphones to get the truth out to the world. Their footage is inspirational and horrifying. Ever seen a Japanese tourist with a videocamera get shot down in the street? There’s footage of a group of protesters trapped in a stairwell as the armed troops advance. These are people who are as good as dead. This is not a tourism board approved vision of the country. Burma VJ takes us to the heart of the battle for a struggle that we reduce to a blurb on a news network crawl while we get another update on the Octomom.

    Unmistaken Child is a real life version of Little Buddha. A monk goes out in search of the reincarnated soul of his master. When he finds the kid, he has to talk the parents in giving up control of the child. The film also won several of the major awards. Supermen of Malegaon takes us to the indie world of Bollywood. It’s the creation of a fake Superman film minus paying any rights to use a version of the character. It’s hilarious to see the barely legal production.

    Art & Copy is perfect viewing for fans of Mad Men. This is a historical appreciation of the advertising minds that brought us campaigns that have been seared into our collective minds. Did you know the same guy who created those sweet Perrier ads about the quaint village also brought us Ronald Reagan’s “It’s Morning Again in America” commercials? The troubling disclosure is that Nike’s “Just Do It” campaign was inspired by Gary Gilmore’s last words to the firing squad when he was execute in Utah. I spoke with the director and producers afterward. The big problem they had was clearing the commercials for inclusion. They had to take off the Beatles’ “Revolution” from the Nike ad since there was no way they could license the song. After seeing the film, you’ll have to hop onto youtube to see bootleg copies of the ads that couldn’t make the cut. Mechanical Love wasn’t quite Lars and the Real Girl Come Alive. The film focuses on a more platonic robot-human relationship. A woman at a retirement home gets happiness from taking care of her cyber-seal pup. The interaction keeps her active versus the other elderly ladies. The bizarre part is a Japanese scientist making an android version of himself. His goal is to see how his wife and child react to the replacement dad. He thinks the wife will like the robo-hubby since the guy will pay attention to her. It’s a creepy film that can be a precursor to The Terminator.

    Wounded Knee breaks down the time in 1973 when the American Indian Movement took over a small town in South Dakota to protest the injustices at a nearby reservation. The filmmakers got their hands on plenty of original footage to let us get a sense of the stand off. All sides get their say in the recent interviews. Like Burma VJ, we get to see the heart of the battle as it happened. This is scheduled to play on PBS soon. Bitch Academy takes us inside a class that teaches Russian women how to seduce and marry rich Western men. It’s almost a stripper education for these ladies.

    The film that made me a raving cheerleader was Smile Til It Hurts: The Up With People Story. Because the movie is under a review embargo, I’m not allowed to say too much. If you every wondered if those lame kids who used to sing at halftime of the Super Bowl were part of a freakish cult, this movie answers the question. It’s a “family friendly” creepfest. What makes this documentary really work is that director Lee Story and crew were able to interview every side from the disenchanted ex-members to the guy who ran it. Did you know they paid to be a part of the show? Your impression of these kids will change by the end of the film. They also have tons of vintage footage including their squeaky clean Super Bowl performances. When “Smile Til It Hurts comes to your town, run down to the cinema or festival.

    Once more Full Frame proved to be a top tier film festival with it’s line up. It’s impossible to see all the films they show, but I never felt completely cheated by the ones I chose. They wrapped it up with an Awards lunch featuring BBQ. Mmmmmm. Nothing tastes like victory than a plate of BBQ and a sweet tea. If you have a free week in April, come on down for next year’s festival. I’ll save a hush puppy for you.

    DVD SHELF

    American Swing gets inside the world of Plato’s Retreat. The legendary Manhattan swingers club rose to fame in the late ’70s with its message of sexual liberation for married couples. The club was a great place to bring the wife, meet interesting people and catch their crabs. Larry Levinson was the owner of Plato’s. He became the spokesperson for the swinging lifestyle. We get to see him on various talkshows including Phil Donahue old chatter. The movie is hilarious with Buck Henry and others talking about the buffet they served at the sex club. They didn’t have a sneeze guard. Who knew what dripped on the meatloaf. The most disturbing part of the film is realizing that the proclaimed King of Swing wasn’t really a swinger. He had a girlfriend that was the semi-Queen of the club, but she was a figurehead in his life. They weren’t a couple. Larry was guy who liked to screw and built a kingdom to get him more ladies than a fleet of Corvettes. There’s the hint that mobsters controlled this den of sin. What makes this documentary better than any talking head effort on VH1 is that there’s tons of X-rated footage from inside Plato’s Retreat. For folks with a fetish for ’70s Bridge and Tunnel grooming, you’ll be chicken choking heaven. I dare you to watch this with grandma and ask if she had the double fro in ’77.

    Ron White: Behavioral Problems brings more insight from the boozing member of The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He’s my favorite of the quartet. Ron’s the only one I can imagine paying to see. This performance from Seattle allows him to breakdown his recent bust for marijuana possession when the cops cornered his private jet. He talks about how the pleasure of a bidet has made him understand the allure of gay sex. The talk about anal sex with his wife is right on the mark. The DVD gives 40 more minutes to his routine than what you’ll catch on the Comedy Central version of the special. It’s worth it for his talk about Brokeback Mountain. You’ll never spit in your hand again without thinking of Ron’s take.

    Splinter is the perfect excuse to not take your significant other on a camping trip. A happy couple (Paulo Costanzo and Jill Wagner) go on a romantic outdoor vacation. She’s lured him into the wilderness with the promise of anniversary sex under the stars. However things go wrong when they’re taken hostage by an escaped convict (Shea Whigham) and his girlfriend (Rachel Kerbs). Normally that’s enough for a film, but this one takes a monster twist. A weird virus is spreading that turns creatures into killer porcupines. The couples are trapped inside a country service station while the monsters attack wanting to make them monsters. This is good spooky fun with the vicious, spiny creatures tearing up the screen. Splinter is the Party Favors’ scare-fest of the week.

    Hawaii Five-O: The Sixth Season brings another dose of island justice to the mainland. You can’t top Steve McGarrett (Jack Lord) as the ultimate lawman since he answers to nobody when he’s on a case. “Hookman” has a sniper going around killing cops. He’s got a bullet for McGarrett. The twist is the killer has hooks for hands thus he leaves no fingerprints at the crime scenes. “Charter for Death” has Bert Convy playing a mobster’s son-in-law. They’re smuggling themselves back into America except they caught bubonic plague. The Five-O crew have to track him down before he infects the town. “One Big Happy Family” is a stunner since it has Slim Pickens (Blazing Saddles) being the father of a murderous family. Have you ever seen Slim knife a man to death? His equally cold blooded son is Bo Hopkins. He’s the guy who looked like Jerry Reed in those Burt Reynolds’ films. Hawaii Five-O: The Sixth Season has the show being more grounded in the cop work than the freaky sci-fi angles. There’s no Wo Fat this season.

    Mission: Impossible: The Sixth TV Season is the penultimate outing for the espionage series. Lynda Day George has replaced Lesley Ann Warren as the female member of the task force. Leonard Nimoy is gone after two seasons. But they didn’t replace him with a new man of a 1,000 faces mimic. We’re left with Peter Graves, Peter Lupus and Greg Morris as the key team members. The show in 1971-72 season focuses on them fighting mobsters. There’s not too many missions involving Latin America or Eastern Bloc countries. “Blind” has Peter Graves using a special pair of contact lens to fake being blind. Can he fool a mobster into letting him take over the inner sanctum. Tom Bosley (Happy Days) is part of the mob. “Encore” has the team make William Shatner (Star Trek) fooled into thinking it’s three decades earlier. They want to know where he hid a body. Can they fool him into a flashback confession? “The Miracle” brings us the magic of Joe Don Baker. They have to locate a heroin shipment. Russ Meyer’s mega-star and Squidbilly voice Charles Napier is a thug on “Run for the Money.” Geoffrey Lewis (the man who isn’t Robert Pine) is part of a devious plot to put a murder witness into mental hospital in “The Committed.” Following up his Hawaii Five-O guest shot, Bert Convy is back in “Trapped.” The shift to domestic missions helps the show since they no longer have to redress the Desliu studios as an alleged foreign country. Rumor has it the final season will be out this fall.

    Jake and the Fatman: Season Two was a major game changer for the series since they decided to send William Conrad and Joe Penny to Hawaii. Why the location shift? To fill the production gap left by Magnum P.I. Because of a writer’s strike, season two only had the two-hour movie and 9 episodes. “Wish You Were Here” has Jake fly to Hawaii to visit an old buddy. Things go bad when the guy is killed by a sniper. There’s a few Hawaii Five-O alumni on this episode including Al Harrington (Det. Ben Kokua) and Khigh Dhiegh (Wo Fat) still on their same side of the law. The new location does pretty up the gruff Fatman. He’s an unshaven Buddha in a tropical paradise. Can the Fatman clean up the islands like Jack Lord?

    A Song Is Born brings together Howard Hawks and Billy Wilder in a world of jazz legends. A gangster’s moll (Virginia Mayo) hides from the cops at a musical research institute. She attacks the eye of the head professor (Danny Kaye). Can he impress a woman who has a thing for extremely bad boys? The highlight of the film is getting to see Tommy Dorsey, Louis Armstrong, Lionel Hampton and Benny Goodman perform in Technicolor.

    It’s a Pleasure will answer the question for fans of Car Talk that wonder what they mean by “Sonja Henie’s tutu.” The ice skating sensation stars in this Technicolor romance on ice. This is an early version of The Cutting Edge. Michael O’Shea is hockey player that’s banned from the sport after he beats up a ref. His only chance at redemption is to become Sonja Henie’s figure skating partner. Can he clean up his act? He gets tempted to party up with Marie McDonald skates onto the ice. There’s plenty of great skating action that should appeal to the fans of the sport.

    The Goldwyn Follies is a Technicolor musical featuring the music of George and Ira Gershwin. Adolphe Menjou is the producer of box office hits who hits a cold streak. In order to connect to the little people, he hires Andrea Leeds to connect to the common man. However his wants to connect with her on a carnal basis. Things get complicated when singer Kenny Baker also wants Andrea. Producer versus crooner is never a fair fight since a producer really knows how to thrill a woman with a production. The songs include “Love Walked In” and “Love Is Here to Stay.” It’s a fun nostalgic view of an innocent love triangle that glows like its hues.

    GIVEAWAY

    CBS DVD is letting us send 5 lucky Party Favors readers a copy of Mission: Impossible: The Sixth TV Season. If you chose to accept this giveaway, all you need to do is answer this question: What hosts of Tattle Tales and Raw Nerve are guest villains on this boxset. Send the answers along with your name and address to mokaha@aol.com. Put “Mission: Impossible 6” in the subject line. Contest ends on April 29, 2009. Good luck. This column won’t go up in smoke.

  • Party Favors: On The Chopping Block

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    BRONX – This was supposed to be an interview with world famous chef Marco Pierre White. Ever since NBC announced he was hosting Chopping Block, the Party Favors staff was in overdrive sucking up to the network publicity people to spend precious minutes with White. The guy is a culinary god and readers want to know why black rice is so forbidden.

    After a bout of begging that is reserved for getting off death row, the network told us that there would be no interview. After watching the premiere of Chopping Block, it quickly became apparent why Marco Pierre White wasn’t eager to spend hours working the phone to hype the show. It was a lame disaster. Instead of making Marco a household personality like Gordon Ramsay’s various shows, Chopping Block made Marco look like a massive douchebag who dressed like a villain on Miami Vice played by Joe Cocker..

    Versions of the series worked around the globe. They put together 8 couples to run two rival restaurants. The last couple standing get their restaurant dream fulfilled. How could the American take of the series be such an utter failure? Ultimately there’s three reasons why a reality show goes bust: Casting, Casting and Casting.

    There’s two types of people that you cast on a cooking show. The first are people who are extremely talented. They are magicians in the kitchen. Even with the inability to smell or taste their food, a viewer gets hungry. These wizards end up on Top Chef and Iron Chef. The second group of people that get cast are complete morons who swear they’d be an Iron Chef if Bobby Flay hadn’t been scared of their mac and cheese. These folks can barely run a soft serve ice cream machine. But they view themselves as God’s gift to culinary skills. They don’t handle criticism well because anyone who disagrees is a jealous bitch. These people end up on Hell’s Kitchen.

    Unfortunately neither of these two groups were cast on Chopping Block. We were given eight couples who had no business running a hotdog cart let alone a fine dining establishment in Manhattan. Under no circumstances did you copy their recipes let alone pay top dollar for their meals. What makes the show completely horrible is that they are timid and meek. They quiver when Marco Pierre White enters the room. Nobody is cocky enough to say, “This is how we do it in America, soccer boy!” These are not compelling people working the pots and pans. There’s one old guy who looks like Bruce Dern if he’d work at the post office. They are forgettable in words, action and attitude.

    The producers needed to cast people who had run restaurants that had received praise from major foodie publication, but had closed for various reasons. These people would been excited with a chance to get in the game. They know the price and they’re willing to pay twice as much. They’ll also get nasty because they won’t let some other jerk derail them with a bloody chicken breast. The people on Chopping Block were hobbyists and not chefs. They won’t break out in tears and beg Marco Pierre White to send them home cause they haven’t the heart to work the line.

    At least the embarrassment for Marco Pierre White has been cut short. After only three episodes of what should be a 7 show run, NBC yanked Chopping Block off the schedule. Not much of a surprise although the network did burn all the episodes of Kath and Kim. How did this show with so many lame issues even get an airdate? NBC’s cable channel Bravo would have never cast these people for their competition shows. Why did the mother network approve? They should have picked diamond personalities for the major leagues. They could have retread a few folks from Top Chef.

    Who could have approved this project and put it on the schedule? Perhaps it would be a man who says, “I don’t think we’ll ever be able to say, ‘NBC is No. 1 in prime time.’” That debbie downer would be Jeff Zucker, the head of NBC-Universal. Did you know that when he graduated from his job at the Today Show, Zucker was running the #1 network in primetime? And what has he done since those early years in 2000 when he was given the keys to the Rolls Royce? He’s refused to check the oil. He allowed the network to become a laughing stock with revivals of The Bionic Woman and Knight Rider.. He got a minor hit off Deal or No Deal and overloaded the slate with more arena gameshows. On many nights, the network is #5 behind Univision. The USA channel (part of NBC-U) garners higher ratings than many NBC shows.

    Why can’t this man get NBC back to #1 in the ratings? It doesn’t take that much effort. This is not like a community college football coach accepting the reality that his flag football team won’t be playing in the BCS Championship game against Florida. There’s only three other networks. It’s musical chairs except you can’t win if you’re crying in a bathroom stall while the music plays. Any other big cheese would have his ass thrown out the door for admitting defeat and not even making an effort to turn around the network’s fortunes. All Zucker can do is expand The Today Show and slide Leno into primetime. Has this peacock any pride?

    What’s interesting is that NBC’s family of cable channels are doing great. Why? Perhaps less Zucker is best Zucker when it comes to success. The star of Fat Actress was asked about the suits in charge of the non-network programming. “If these channels weren’t as successful as they are, I’d have to get involved more. But I’d be stupid if I spent my time telling them what they’re doing wrong, because they’re not doing much wrong.” Because having Zucker more involved has done wonders for NBC. Does the board of directors not notice that the most successful division is the one he doesn’t touch? People are getting fired every day in this recession. Why is working?

    He ought to be arrested for what he did to Marco Pierre White’s reputation in America.

    FESTIVAL TIME

    The Full Frame Documentary Film Festival takes place this week (April 2 -5) in Durham. Last’s years festival featured several of the eventual Oscar nominees including the winner Man on Wire.. This is my favorite of film festivals since they serve Eastern NC pork BBQ during the award ceremony. Everybody is a winner with vinegar based BBQ.

    The films that I’ve been tipped to see include Bitch Academy about a school in St. Petersburg that teaches young Russian girls to be vixens. Carmen Meets Borat tells the sad story of the Romanian girl who thought she was going to be a star after appearing in Sacha Baron Cohen’s film. “Saint Misbehavin’: The Wavy Gravy Movie” explains who a guy at Woodstock became an ice cream flavor. “Yes Men Fix the World” bring back the high level pranksters that dare to shake up the corporate system. “Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait” is Darius Khondji’s view of the soccer great who headbutted himself out of a World Cup.

    If you’re in the Durham, please drop on by. Details and screening times can be found at www.fullframefest.org. If you’re really quiet and discrete, you can watch D.A. Pennebaker holding court.

    FEUD UPDATE

    After last year’s tiff with Blockbuster’s CEO Jim Keyes, his stock dropped to 13 cents a share. Way to prove me that you’re a turnaround genius. It should be noted that the guy did clear $8.4 million while running a company whose stock is currently trading for less than any of the candy they sell at the register.

    LAND OF THE LOSERS

    I was actually looking forward to the big screen remake of Land of the Lost. The old show is still hilarious to watch at 2 a.m. with a buzz in my head. How could having Danny McBride and Will Ferrell fall down that waterfall not lead to anachronistic funny? The answer is simple. Will is not Danny’s father and the Holly character is not the daughter. The trailer gives us a film that’s all about Will’s feud with The Today Show‘s Matt Lauer. The fight isn’t nearly as good as Bob Barker busting up Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore. Another major warning sign is that Brad Silerling is directing. This is man who sucked the soul from Wings of Desire when he hacked it into City of Angels.

    Land of the Lost is shaping up to be this summer’s Speed Racer. They better have more Chaka in it.

    WHO WAS WHERE?

    Anyone else shocked and disgusted that Salman Rushdie was at Perez Hilton’s birthday party? Mr. Serious Literature was rubbing elbows with the Queen of All Media. Why? Does Salman Rushdie have any shame? Or is he in maximum media whore overdrive? Was he trying to pick up Tara Reid by pointing out he was married to Padma from Top Chef? Was he explaining how the lyrics of the Jonas Brothers rival Keats?

    When the Ayatollah Khomeini declared a fatwa on Rushdie, we supported this guy. Nobody wanted to see him die for writing The Satanic Verses. But now I wonder what was the point in protecting Rushdie if he’s going to rub shoulders with a man who draws cum and penises on celeb’s faces. Maybe Salman hopes that Perez will uncover nip slips from Padma?

    IF YOU ACT NOW

    Anyone else pumped up to see Billy Mays star in “Pitchman” on the Discovery channel starting April 15? I’m so thrilled that we’ll get an entire episode dedicated to Mays beard maintenance regime. The big finale will be Mays flying down to Miami to help Vince clean up his image after his hooker incident.

    The best reality dating show is slated to premiere this fall when TVLand presents For the Love of Ray J Johnson Jr. It’s hilarious to see how desperate these middle aged women are to hook up with the ’70s icon. At least five times each show one of them accidentally calls him Mr. Johnson. And then the funny overwhelms us: cause you can call him Ray and you can call him J and you can…..let’s go to the old beer ad:

    BLU-RAY HEAVEN

    Quantum of Solace Blu-ray is the natural sequel to Casino Royale. Daniel Craig’s second outing as James Bond picks up right where the last one left off. He’s zipping down a dangerous lakeside highway being chased. This sets the tempo of the film – non-stop, unrelenting action. There’s little time for quips or jokes as Bond is out for revenge against the secret organization that messed up his relationship with Vesper Lynd. Quantum consists of powerful world leaders that manipulate the world. It’s like the Illuminati. Bond sniffs out their plan to control a Latin American country by taking over the water rights. He’s got to stop the French version of Al Gore. The only goofy named Bond girl is Strawberry Fields (Gemma Arterton) which isn’t that bad since you can believe a Beatles fan would do that to their daughter. Jeffrey Wright returns as CIA agent Felix Leiter. He does need his own spin off film with Bond being the guest spy. The best way to watch Quantum of Solace is as the third act of Casino Royale. Make it a double feature and you’ll double your viewing pleasure. The 1080p image is stunning with the massive action scenes and breathtaking locations filling the widescreen. The bonus features aren’t quite up to the level of the classic Bond titles. “Crew Files” also the people on the credit roll to show off their skills.

    Never Say Never Again Blu-ray reminds us that Sean Connery gave flesh to the role.. After over a decade since Diamonds Are Forever, Connery returned to the tuxedo in this non-EON produced adventure. The film is basically a remake of Thunderball with Bond out to recover nuclear warheads from SPECTRE. Connery plays Bond a little bit older. He’s not passing himself off as a spring chicken as he tracks down Largo (Klaus Maria Brandauer). Even with a little bit of grey, he’s still a stud with the ladies. He’s seducing Kim Basinger while nearly getting killed by Barbara Carrera. After years of being the bastard of Bond titles, Never Say Never Again is finally given a chance to shine. The Hi-Def transfer is cherry. You’ll want to project this big. The bonus features allow us to learn about how EON was doing its best to shut down the film in the middle of production. Who knew that Sean Connery’s biggest antagonist would be Cubby Broccoli.

    James Bond Blu-Ray Volume Three provides three upgrades for the 007 fanatic. This pack includes Goldfinger, Moonraker and The World Is Not Enough. There are few third films in a series as worthy as Goldfinger. Sean Connery is completely at ease as 007. Super villain Auric Goldfinger (Gert Frobe) is obsessed with the metal. He can’t have enough of it. He prove it’s a very versatile metal when he candy coats a woman to kill her. Bond has to find out Goldfinger’s plot to dominate the gold market. Getting in his way is the henchman Oddjob (Harold Sakata) and the pilot Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman). Moonraker is Roger Moore at his goofiest. He’s got to stop a diabolical madman who wants to colonize space so that he can destroy the earth and rebuild it properly. There’s plenty of intrigue with stolen Space Shuttles. They bring back Jaws (Richard Kiel) and find him a woman. There’s more laughs than scares during the epic outer space battles. The film was Bernard Lee’s last as M. The World Is Not Enough was Pierce Brosnan’s second Bond. This is the film that demanded we believe Denise Richards (It’s Complicated) is smart enough to be a research scientist called Christmas Jones. That’s complicated. Bond gets tied into an evil plot to disrupt an oil empire controlled by Sophie Marceau. Robert Carlyle (Trainspotting) is the psychotic killer who wants to put an end to Bond and Richards. The guy wasn’t half bad in his intent. The films are packed with the bonus features that were on the Bond Ultimate Editions. The 1080p transfers are impeccable. The Technicolor on Goldfinger dazzles. This is our Raymond J. Regis memorial pick of the month!

    DVD SHELF

    The Girls Next Door: Season Four makes for fun awkward viewing. It was during this batch of episodes that rumors swirled that Hugh Hefner’s trio of girlfriends weren’t still sleeping in his Playboy Mansion bed. People watched the show not for the pleasure, but to be divorce detectives. Holly Madison still thinks she’s going to marry Hef and pop out his puppies. Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt are merely out to enjoy the ride. This is the season when the girls went to Alaska, Monte Carlo and Jamaica They even throw in what’s considered the first four episodes of season five. Thrill to the making of House Bunny at the Mansion with Anna Faris (Smiley Face). Bridget gets to produce her first horror film thus showing she can work a career that doesn’t involve Viagra. The best thing about watching the show on DVD is the nudity isn’t fuzzed out and there’s no commercial breaks featuring Ryan Seacrest. You’ll finally get to see Kendra’s smartest investment in motion.

    Dynasty: The Fourth Season, Volume One contains another 14 episodes of the Carrington saga. Blake (John Forsythe) and Krystle (Linda Evans) finally get married. Alexis (Joan Collins) continues to be a skank when she hooks up with Dex Dexter (Michael Nader). They’re a toxic delight. One of the family bites the dust so there’s plenty of tension. The show lasted nine seasons so we’re not even halfway done yet.

    Beverly Hills 90210: The Seventh Season is historic for only one reason – finally, after an act of Congress, Donna (Tori Spelling) finally loses her virginity. How shocking. America’s long national nightmare ended on that night. Even Mindy Cohn wanted Donna to just get it over and put out. However there is a serious nature to TV sex when Kelly (Jennie Garth) gets knocked up. Brandon (Jason Priestley) gets knocked loopy during a hockey fight. The kids are about to finally graduate from college this season. What will they do? Perhaps they have a graduate school at C.U.? Although it does look like Donna’s going to flunk. That’s what happens to bad girls. Only three more seasons before the entire Beverly Hills 90210 saga is on DVD.

    Wings: The Final Season wraps up life at the Nantucket airport after eight seasons. Like the previous year, the first episode opens with a house fire. “Porno for Pyros” has Roma Maffia (Nip/Tuck) investigate the inferno. But the smoldering heat is coming from Tony Shalhoub (Monk). “…Like a Neighbor Scored” has Chris Elliott move next door to Tim Daly and Crystal Bernard. They try to play nice, but he’s got his own set of weird rules. It’ is Chris Elliott after all. Jenny McCarthy gives one of her early acting with clothes roles during “Maybe It’s You.” “All About Christmas Eve” rules for one reason: Abe Vigoda. You can never have enough Fish for the holidays. Larry “Bud” Melman cameos in “Escape From New York..” “Final Approach” is a two parter that brings the series to a close. I’m not going to spoil it, but the FAA did approve of the finale.

    Hannah Montana Keeping It Real has Dwayne Johnson making a guest appearance. It’s a shame he’s no longer going by the Rock. Cause the Rock would have at least used the People’s Elbow on Billy Ray Cyrus. He’d yank the blond off Hannah and expose that she’s really Miley.. Dwyane Johnson can brighten up any sitcom with a guest shot. He made me watch this. There’s power in his grin. The episodes on the DVD attempt to remind us why it’s bad to use your celebrity to snag perks. There’s plenty of preview action for the upcoming Hannah Montana movie including a movie ticket good for $7.50. This means you’ll have to go to a matinee if you want to get in for free.

    Donkey Punch is the first public serve announcement warning us about this sexual practice. A trio of English girls hanging out in Spain run into a pack of guys who are working on an expensive yacht. They hit the ocean for a champagne and ecstasy free for all. Which starts out to be a good idea. When the pills kick in, the party takes over the master bedroom. There’s some good loving going on. But things go bad when one of the boys decides to test out the Donkey Punch technique.. Basically this involves punching a woman in the back of the head right before she climaxes. Is this really a fad? I’d guess the average woman would rather receive a Cleveland Steamer than a Donkey Punch. In the movie, there’s a very negative consequence to the girl who receives the head blow. It basically kills the party spirit. Things get uglier and uglier as the guys attempt to figure out how to cover this incident up. The girls fear for their survival. It’s a free for all during the long dark night. The film reminds me once more why partying on strange boats is never a good idea no matter how primo the promised drugs. Donkey Punch delivers what it promises – a seductive and scary cruise.

    Shuttle is a scary film for anyone hanging out at an airport. Peyton List and Cameron Goodman are returning from a vacation in Mexico. They save a few bucks by grabbing a discount shuttle that’s going to take them into downtown Boston. As part of the get what you pay for nightmare, it turns out their shuttle driver (Tony Curran) is a psychotic. He takes everyone hostage. Nobody is quite sure what he’s really after except expressing his sadistic delight. This is perhaps the scariest trip from Logan Airport that didn’t involve my grandfather at the wheel. The man drifted lanes on bridges. Shuttle keeps pouring on the pressure. It’s a nightmare for the girls. The only letdown is that there’s no talk about Manny. How can a movie take place in Boston without someone talking about Manny? Curran maintains the proper composure for as the madman taking the wheel. He does a superb job switching between sweet guy and scary ass driver. Only guy more frightening in Boston is Scott Boras. The end of the film doesn’t compromise the tension. After watching Shuttle, you’ll always take the Silver Line when arriving in Logan.

    Special: Specioprin Hydrochloride is a great performance from Michael Rapaport (War At Home). He’s a normal kinda guy who takes part in a drug study. The pills have an amazing side effect for the metermaid. He becomes a superhero like the people in the comic books he loves.. Or is he? Either way, he changes his life to do his true work for humanity.. Rapaport is in the zone as he tests out his newfound powers even if everybody around him thinks he’s nuts. Rapaport has a face that can pull off this kind of action. You’ll be quoting his delusional dialogue after one viewing.

    Timecrimes is a murder mystery that gets complicated with time machine action. After a guy stumbles upon a murder scene, the killer pursues him. He seeks refuge in a lab that has a time machine of Mr. Peabody proportions. He gets sent back a few hours. The Spanish triller gets twisted when the scientist doesn’t want this guy to interfere in this past tense for fear of severally messing up the future. But naturally this doesn’t turn out to be easy to do. Instead he ends up overlapping his other self. It’s a Mobius loop of a plot that pays off in a European way.

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    In order to celebrate the release of Hawaii Five-O: The Sixth Season, CBS DVD is letting 5 lucky Party Favors readers win copies of the DVD boxset. It’s a crime not to enter the contest to share in the Jack Lord. The question to help you win is name the episode that features the star of Mr. T and Tina. Send your answer along with your name, address and favorite member of the Hawaii Five-O force to mokaha@aol.com. Staff members of the Party Favors, Mr. T, and Jack Lord can not enter. Be here, aloha!