Tag: Mel Brooks

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 7/12/13: I Wanna Be A Producer

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    While the bulk of Mel Brooks’ catalogue has been available in high definition, there’s been one title that’s been devastatingly absent – until now. The fine folks at Shout Factory have pulled out all the stops to give comedy fans a brilliant special edition of The Producers (Shout Factory, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.93 SRP), looking and sounding better than ever. Bonus materials include the documentary from the original DVD release, a brand new interview with Mel, the theatrical trailer, a sketch gallery, and a deleted scene.

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    Directed by a young John Landis and crafted by the even younger Zucker Brothers, Kentucky Fried Movie (Shout Factory, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.97 SRP) is the pop culture-skewering prototype that would eventually be fully realized in Airplane! and Police Squad, but there works as a still-funny collection of comedy sketches. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a feature-length interview with David & Jerry Zucker.

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    Those expecting a farce might be pleasantly surprised by the warmth of the comedy to be found in Admission (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), about an overworked Princeton admissions officer (Tina Fey) who thought she had her life well-structured but is thrown for a loop when a former classmate (Paul Rudd) brings a brilliant student to her attention. Bonus materials include a featurette.

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    Already a quirky little gem, Fred Armisen & Carrie Brownstein’s Portlandia: Season 3 (VSC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.95 SRP) is when the little indie sketch comedy that could gelled into a fully realized offbeat world, proving its staying power. Bonus materials include the winter special, a Portland tour, and a pair of deleted scenes.

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    While the original animated adaptation was never terribly great, nostalgia made me leery of the new animated reboot of the Ninja Turtles. Well, my fears have been wiped away by the fun, funny modern take which perfectly preserves all of the necessary elements to the Turtle mythos. Want proof? Look no further than the latest episode collection – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Enter Shredder (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). Would you believe Shredder is involved?

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    Taking the same sensibility once focused on Star Wars and applying it to the superheroes and villains of the DC universe? Sold. Luckily, that pre-sale was proven correct with the hilarious Robot Chicken: DC Comics Special (Adult Swim, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.89 SRP). At a too-short 22 minutes, luckily the release is padded out with commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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    It’s not the equal of the beautifully executed Avatar, but there’s still plenty to recommend in the premiere volume of The Legend Of Korra: Book One – Air (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$35.98 SRP), which throws viewers into the future of the Avatar spirit which now exists within the titular teenage girl. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, animatics, and a bonus short.

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    A victim (Noomi Rapace) seeking retribution for a crime blackmails a professional killer (Colin Ferrell) into aiding her plan for revenge in the tense thriller Dead Man Down (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP). Bonus materials include a trio of featurettes.

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    Take a soaring high definition view of the northeast United States in the Smithsonian Channel’s Aerial America: New England Collection (Inception, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP), which takes a birds-eye view of Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut.

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    This week’s TV release from Paramount bring one old and one new. For the new, we get the complete first season of Unforgettable (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), about a woman with an otherwise flawless memory who teams up with an NYPD detective to solve her one blind spot – the murder of her sister. The vintage TV release is the ninth and final season of Matlock (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), starring the great Andy Griffith.

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    Hot Toys’ already stellar work seems to consistently shine the most in their various representations of Tony Stark’s Iron Man armor. The latest is the suit featured in The Avengers – specifically the Iron Man Mark VII ($249.99). Exquisitely engineered and screen accurate in every detail, it features working LED lights in the eyes, palms, and chestplate, a separate Robert Downey Jr. head, 3 sets of swappable hands, and a full complement of swappable battle-damaged armor pieces. If you’ve yet to take the plunge and get your own, there” no better figure to start with. You won’t regret it.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • FROM THE VAULT: Carl Reiner Interview

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    Conducted ~10/2004

    reinerBe it his work with Sid Caesar on Your Show of Shows, the creation of The Dick Van Dyke Show, numerous “2,000 Year Old Man” pairings with Mel Brooks, Steve Martin’s classic comedies, or any number of accomplishments too long to list, Carl Reiner is a true comedy legend.

    He’s penned quite a few books (his Enter Laughing is a must-read), plays, and films. He’s like a Renaissance man sans the puffy shirt. He even made a return to films as a key member of the gang in the Ocean’s 11 franchise.

    I leapt at the chance to chat with Carl, even if it was originally intended to be a fluff piece on the short-lived Dreamworks CG show Father Of The Pride. Would you pass up an opportunity like that just because the show it was attached to was an unwatchable mess (through no fault of Carl’s, it must be said, as he just provided a voice).

    It was a truly memorable experience talking to Carl – particularly memorable was the technical gaffe that erased the last 10 minutes of our conversation. I would have been disappointed if I had walked away from it without at least one embarrassing anecdote.

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    KEN PLUME: It’s a pleasure to be speaking with you…

    CARL REINER: Yes, how are you!

    PLUME: I’m doing well – hope you’re doing well…

    REINER: Yes, but just give me your name again…

    PLUME: Ken Plume…

    REINER: Ken! That’s all I need… I’m not gonna call you Mister….

    PLUME: Should I call you “sir” ?

    REINER: Yes, please… Absolutely…

    PLUME: Well, it’s a pleasure to be speaking with you, sir…

    REINER: Thank you… You’ll have to amend that after we finish – you’ll say, “I was mistaken at the beginning,” or “It’s just what I figured.”

    PLUME: Even if I was mistaken, I would never admit it…

    REINER: Never! You’re an honest man… An honest man! A man who wants to be honest, anyway…

    PLUME: I try… I often fail, but I try… You’re one of two people that I’ve wanted to interview for years…

    REINER: That’s what you say every time you open a conversation…

    PLUME: No, honestly! I’m being truthful now…

    REINER: Oh, okay…

    PLUME: You and Mel Brooks…

    REINER: Oh, well, I agree with that. I would rather speak to Mel Brooks than anybody I know. I’m not kidding! I mean, we speak on the phone once in awhile… A couple of days ago, he was going to London… and I never come away from the phone after speaking with him that I’m not laughing.

    PLUME: I’ve tried for years to get interviews with both of you, to little success…

    REINER: Well, you’ve got the second level…

    PLUME: Right now, you’re tops…

    REINER: The best you can do right now!

    PLUME: Touché! So I have to ask – is there anything left that you haven’t done, that you’d still like to do?

    REINER: Yes… It’s something that I don’t think I’ll ever do now. When I was very young, and I heard Enrico Caruso sing “Pagliacci,” I said, “That’s what I want to do with my life! I want to be an opera singer!” I was 7 or 8 years old, and I had a wonderful voice. As a matter of fact, I sang in Broadway musicals. The only thing I’m missing is I have no rhythm and I sing off-key often, if there’s no music helping me. So if I had different genes or if someone could infuse a gene – or maybe the stem cell thing will find a gene for me – to make me so that I could sing. I would probably have a different career than I think I would want, and if I did have it, I’m sure it wouldn’t be as good as the one I have!

    PLUME: Maybe you should just get a small electrical device implanted to shock you into tempo…

    REINER: (laughing) Yes! As a matter of fact, in my first Broadway musical – Call Me Mister – the show opens on a bunch of guys, G.I.s, onstage in a military formation, and offstage you hear, “Sound off!” and they have to go, “One, two!” But I have to hit the right note, because they’re going to sing in the key I give them. I said, “Jesus Christ, I’m gonna goof it!” So they arranged for a trumpet to hit that note right before – “BAAA-RUUMPH” – so I never missed it. But if that trumpet weren’t there, I don’t know what would have happened…

    PLUME: It would have been a whole set of keys…

    REINER: Yeah!

    PLUME: In listening to the opera music, was it the performance that drew you in, or just the music in general?

    REINER: You grow up with what’s in the house, and your tastes are honed by that, and my father liked classical music. He listened to the Saturday afternoon operas from the Met, and he had these red seal records – one-sided records – and Caruso was one of the ones he had. And this was a soaring song – if you know “Pagliacci,” it soars. It makes your hair stand up! And I was thrilled by it, and I never lost the interest in hearing a good tenor belt opera.

    PLUME: Do you in any way regret not being able to pursue that?

    REINER: No, I don’t regret it. As a matter of fact, I had the best of two possible worlds – comedy and opera – when I did Your Show of Shows. I could always sing opera recitative, fake recitative, and when we got Earl Wild as the pianist, and he found a way that we could do operas – because you can’t follow recitative. I mean, how are you going to get an orchestra to play in the key you’re singing? But he did a brilliant thing… He said, “We’ll do the operas in the style of…” In other words, say if we did a Verdi opera, he d said, “We’ll take a song…” I remember the first one he suggested, which was “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” done in the style of either Verdi or Mozart. (Click here to hear the clip) The orchestra could be playing the key and we’d be singing gibberish, but “in the style of….” So I got to sing opera on Your Show of Shows, and it was very satisfying for me and, I think, for the audience! Did you notice I was singing fairly on key?

    PLUME: (laughing) I did notice that…

    REINER: (laughing) Yeah, okay… Just checking…

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  • Win THE INCREDIBLE MEL BROOKS COLLECTION on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Shout Factory, we’re giving away a copy of THE INCREDIBLE MEL BROOKS COLLECTION on DVD.

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  • A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Mel Brooks

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    I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

    In this episode, I have a chat with the legendary Mel Brooks about Hitchcock, apocryphal birthday cake, drums, helmet rations, Dom DeLuise, and chairs.

    Be sure to pick up your very own copy of the appropriately titled THE INCREDIBLE MEL BROOKS, which collects rarities and a/v ephemera from across Mel’s career, with the added bonus of brand new intros and a massive documentary. So just get it already.

    Hope you enjoy…

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 8/10/12: The Cause Of All Our Pain

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    If you’d asked a fan a few years back if they’d ever see the notorious Sandy Frank episodes – episodes which Frank supposedly loathed – on DVD, they probably would have sighed and said “No. Probably not.” Well, never say never, because the Sandy Frank films begin their roll out in Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XXIV (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP), which features Fugitive Alien, Fugitive Alien II, The Sword And The Dragon, and Samson Vs The Vampire Women, plus a clutch of featurettes… Including an interview with Sandy Frank himself.

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    How can you not like the simple, straightforward Air Strike Catapult ($14.99)? I mean, it’s a catapult. It flings little spongy spiky balls (it comes with six). It even flings them up to 40 feet. What more do you want from a little desktop catapult? WHAT MORE?!?

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    It’s not a great film, but the thing I love so much about Clue (Paramount, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$22.99 SRP) is that it’s just a fun film. And a large part of that is that the brilliant cast – Tim Curry, Christopher Lloyd, Martin Mull, Eileen Brennan, Madeline Kahn, Michael McKean, and Lesley Ann Warren – all came to play. And now it’s finally available in high definition.

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    As it’s Olympics time, it should come as no surprise that Warners has chosen this moment to release the long-awaited high definition debut of Chariots Of Fire (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) which, as you’ll remember, dealt with the story of two British Runners at the 1924 Paris Olympics. Bonus materials include a quartet of documentaries, an audio commentary, deleted scenes, screen tests, featurettes, and a soundtrack CD sampler.

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    While the 80’s were loaded with high school comedies, the 90’s seemed to roll out the high school reunion comedies, and while it’s no classic, I remember enjoying the straightforward fun of Romy And Michelle’s High School Reunion (Touchstone, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP), which finds the titular oddballs (Lisa Kudrow & Mira Sorvino) desperate to prove themselves successful at their own 10yr gathering. Bonus features are limited to a vintage production featurette.

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    Journey back to a much simpler time when the late Whitney Houston could star in a wholesome flick like The Preacher’s Wife (Touchstone, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP) opposite Denzel Washington – who plays an angel sent to repair Houston’s fractured marriage to her preacher husband. Bonus features are limited to a vintage production featurette.

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    And leapfrogging ahead, the BBC recently produced a story from the 1948 London games in Going For Gold (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP), which costars Doctor Who‘s Matt Smith as one-half of a sculling team thrown together during the first games post-World War II.

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    When five juvenile delinquents doing community service are caught in a freak electrical storm and develop superpowers, you get Misfits (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) – a snarky cross between Skins and Buffy that delivers a much more enjoyable take on troubled teens with powers than the recent big screen Chronicle. Bonus materials include featurettes and cast interviews.

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    There’s definitely some Whedonverse DNA evident in Grimm (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$69.98 SRP) – enough so that the dark little series about a Slayer… sorry… Grimm descendent tasked with keeping the balance between the world and creatures of myth is a an enjoyably familiar watch. The first season set sports featurettes, deleted/extended scenes, audition tapes, and more.

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    The Schwarzenegger Total Recall (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$14.99 SRP) really is a schlocky mess of a sci-fi flick only the demise of the 80’s could have cobbled. Still, it’s nice to see all of that cheese in high definition, and the ported commentary from Arnie is still a nonsensical gem.

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    Even more so than the godawful live action Cat In The Hat, you can’t get a more wrong-headed take on the brilliance of Dr. Seuss than the crass adaptation of The Lorax (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), which takes Seuss’s powerful tale of greed and the need for environmental consciousness and turns it into a cloying comedy full of mediocre songs a slapstick Lorax. Bonus materials include shorts, featurettes, a deleted scene, and more.

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    It’s been a few years, so it should come as no surprise that another new edition of Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs (MGM, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) is getting a release – the second time in high definition, but the first time in a 25th anniversary edition. Bonus features are carried over from the previous release, including an audio commentary, featurettes, galleries, and a lovely tribute to John Candy.

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    While HBO is loaded with classy shows like Game Of Thrones and Veep, Cinemax gets to have a knock-down, dragout action series like Strike Back (Cinemax, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.96 SRP), where a duo of elite agents for a top secret intelligence agency travel the globe to track down an international terrorist and basically kick a lot of ass. Yeah. Bonus materials include audio commentaries on five episodes.

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    I never knew I wanted a figure of Britain’s legendary Prime Minister Winston Churchill, but if he were to be combined with a Dalek figure serving tea? Sold. And that’s exactly what you get with the Doctor Who: Victory Of The Daleks Collector’s Set (Underground Toys, $39.99 SRP), featuring the “Teatime” Ironside Dalek and Churchill (with swappable head, glasses, and crisis phones). You know you want this, too.

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    As a lifelong comics fan, I still have trouble buying Samuel L. Jackson as the character of Nick Fury – he’s certainly not my childhood Nick Fury – but it is cool seeing Samuel L. Jackson doing his thing in the Marvel superhero films. And you know what’s just as cool? Having an incredibly lifelike 12″ figure from the fine folks at Hot Toys of Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury ($189.99), as seen in The Avengers. Yes, the head sculpt is the dead-on brilliance we’ve come to expect from Hot Toys, and the costume is exquisitely tailored. It’s also loaded with accessories – everything from his wristwatch and bluetooth earpiece to the briefcase containing the cosmic cube.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/14/10: Adam and Joe Know

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    I came rather late to the Adam & Joe appreciation party, but now that I’m here, I’d like to recommend you all pick up a copy of The Adam And Joe DVD (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2, DVD-£16.99 SRP), which gives a wonderful overview of all 4 series of low-budget comedy. There’s also a figurative ton of bonus materials. Just get this disc already.

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    If you caught any of the Red Nose Net charity marathon a few weeks back, you might recall that we used the USB Webcam Rocket Launcher ($49.99) quite a bit. Yes, it’s a USB rocket launcher that also has a webcam built in, giving you the launcher’s eye view of your target on your computer screen. How cool is that?

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    Long held up by music licensing issues, MTV’s Daria (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$72.99 SRP) has finally made it to DVD, and it’s a mixed bag. Gone is 99% of the original music cues, but at least the series is finally ownable (at least on an official basis). Diehards may be upset by the absent music, but they may rebound when they see the bonus materials, including the pilot, interviews, Daria Day intros, an animatic, and more.

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    Penn & Teller return to the 7th season of Bullshit (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) with a clutch of new topics, including stress, lawns, video games, lie detectors, the apocalypse, astrology, organic food, taxes, and even orgasms. There’s nudity in that one. Really.

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    As the remake makes its way to a theater near you, can relive your 80s love of Mr. Miyagi in full high-def via the collector’s edition boxset of The Karate Kid I & II (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP). While both films contain retrospective featurettes and a pop-up multimedia trivia track, the first film also includes an audio commentary.

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    If you didn’t have the cash to buy the big ol’ Mel Brooks Blu-Ray set that came out last year and want to pick-and-choose a few of his later flicks in high-def, you can now snag History Of The World: Part 1, High Anxiety, & Robin Hood: Men In Tights (Fox, Rated R/PG/PG-13, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP each). Bonus features include retrospective featurettes, isolated score tracks, and more.

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    The third season of Thirtysomething (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP) was probably its strongest, as the characters and storylines had fully gelled, and the audience was fully primed for its zeitgeisty take on making an adult life at the dawn of the 90’s. The 6-disc set contains all 24 episodes, plus commentaries and an introduction.

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    It’s not Mr. Wizard or Bill Nye, but Smithsonian Network’s SciQ (Infinity, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is still a fun little science series for kids, which you can now experience in its entirety via this 4-disc box set.

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    For anyone who was a fan of the BBC miniseries Edge Of Darkness and was hoping that one day a louder, shallower, star-driven movie would one day be made of that excellent thriller, than the new Edge Of Darkness (Warner bros., Rated R, DVD-$35.99 SRP), starring Mel Gibson as a Boston cop caught up in a conspiracy that involves the death of his daughter, than this is for you. Bonus materials include featurettes and alternate/additional scenes.

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    If you want some good old-fashioned swashbuckling action, Columbia has opened the vaults and found a quartet of little-seen Robin Hood flicks that are worth a spin – The Bandit Of Sherwood Forest, Sword Of Sherwood Forest, Prince Of Thieves, & Rogues Of Sherwood Forest (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$14.94 SRP each). Of particular note is Hammer Pictures’ take on the legend, Sword Of Sherwood Forest, which finds the great Peter Cushing in the role of the Sheriff of Nottingham.

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    Charlie Brooker had it pegged when he presented Deadliest Warrior (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) as a ludicrous, testosterone-filled fightfest that tries (and fails) to disguise itself by presenting “scientific” and historical information about various warriors, who they then pit against each other. If you’ve ever wanted to know who would win in a dramatic reenactment of an imaginary battle between a ninja and a Spartan, this is the show for you. The 3-disc set contains all 9 episodes, plus roundtables, post-fight analyses, and a season one wrap-up.

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    Yes, I’m getting a bit tired of all of the vampire films and TV shows, but at least Daybreakers (Lionsgate, Rated R, DVD-$29.95 SRP) does give a bit of a spin to things, as humankind has been transformed into vampires by a virus and actual humans for feeding are almost nonexistent, and the race is on to find a blood substitute. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a featurette, and the theatrical trailer.

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    With grim determination and a hound dog expression in tow, the greatest defense attorney of them all returns in Perry Mason: Season 5 Volume 1 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), which contains the first 15 episodes of the 5th season.

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    The 5th season of The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) finds everyone from Will to Carlton finding love, as the show begins to wind down towards its 6th and final season. This 3-disc set contains all 25 episodes.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Party Favors: Walk Like A Man

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    DES MOINES – During the 20th Century when a young boy or girl wanted to know how to be an adult, they’d learn from the movies. This education was not from merely emulating the stars in Hollywood films. There were thousands of movies made for the classrooms that covered nearly every subject a young mind needed to absorb. And thousands of those 16mm films found their way into Skip Elsheimer’s A/V Geeks educational film center.

    Skip tours the country giving presentations of the films in various theaters, museums, art galleries and occasionally a classroom. He’s sharing another batch of gems in two new DVD sets from Kino. How to Be a Woman and How to Be a Man are instructional, inspirational and horrific. Strange to see what professionals thought was great advice. Here’s a little sampler from How to Be a Woman:

    Here’s an overview of How to be a Man:

    The footage of Skip at the AV Geeks archive was shot by me. It must also be revealed that Skip once lived in my closet. It was a really big closet. This was supposed to be an interview with Skip, but he had to go under the knife for surgery. We wish him a speedy recovery. Ironically he’s scheduled to screen various medical films at the Moore College of Art & Design in Philadelphia on January 23. Are you ready to see “Cell Wars” in the land of Parking Wars?

    The two sets received a major plug on CBS’s Sunday Morning that led to sell outs at Amazon. Both DVDs are back in stock. If you want to find out what various health films Skip has in the collection or tour dates, visit www.avgeeks.com.

    UNDERCOVER BLAHS

    Is CBS serious about airing Undercover Boss after the Super Bowl? The show looks about as interesting as watching a marathon of corporate inspirational videos. As if any of these bosses are going to show themselves as dispassionate boobs who spend more time on the phone with their brokers finding out when they can dump their stock options.

    I Get That a Lot is a Candid Camera segment that’s flatlined. As if anyone isn’t going to guess Gene Simmons or Paris Hilton is really working a minimum wage jog. What would be more interesting is getting Hollywood’s hard working supporting actors who appear in every film, but you don’t know their names. Where’s Jane Lynch, Stephen Tobolowsky or Glenn Plummer? Actors who people will wonder if they saw them in films or their college yearbook. That is comedy.

    The show I’m looking forward to is Fox’s Baptism of the Stars Thrill to the sight of Hollywood Heathens getting wet for Jesus. It’s going to be their big Easter special.

    EXTREME LEFTOVERS

    Can you imagine how bad it would be in the ’70s if you were at a party with James Caan, Warren Beatty and Wilt Chamberlain? What are the odds of you getting close to a woman’s phone number let alone her hotel room keys? If you saw their cars parked outside a nightclub, go home. You’d have better odds scoring at a convent. This trio slept with enough women to fill a World Cup stadium.

    Rumors now swirl that Rip Torn once had a threesome with Mrs. Butterworth and Aunt Jemima.

    DA PLANE

    For all the Retro TV action that’s taking place as either digital sub channels or on regular broadcast in certain places like Chicago, there’s a piece of programming missing. Does any channel in America have a Saturday night line up that includes The Love Boat and Fantasy Island? If you want to create a nostalgia night, why not give us Captain Stubbing and Mr. Rourke with a cast of 100s of stars as their guests? These were the ABC crown jewels with Ernie Anderson’s iconic voice warning us that if you didn’t have a social life, you could take a staycation with a cheap cruise and a tourist trap.

    For those of you who want to semi-recreate the night, you can get the first season of Fantasy Island and the first two seasons of The Love Boat on DVD. But it’d be sweeter if a plucky programming could reunite these cheesterpieces of the ’70s and ’80s on the night they mattered.

    REVISIT THIS BAND

    As part of desire to plan ahead, my new year’s resolution for 2011 is to make the J. Geils Band cool once more. And I’m not talking about the “Freeze Frame” and “Centerfold” era band that dominated MTV for a couple weeks. I’m talking about the band that wailed on “Whammer Jammer.” Peter Wolf is the type of vocal dynamo you don’t get anymore. He’s not merely singing. He’s calling in urgent air strikes on his baby’s heart. This is the type of music that shouldn’t be listened to in a smoke-free bar. Dig up the live stuff to get that shot of distilled mayhem.

    MORE FOOD

    Why do all these competition cooking shows send their chefs to Whole Foods with a $100 to buy all their groceries? Imagine how much more food they could buy a normal supermarket or even a farmer’s market with the same amount of cash. You can’t get a decent chicken thigh for less than $10 there.

    BLACK BELT FESTIVAL

    Jim Kelly is finally getting his due with Urban Action Collection. Three of his better films are on this low budget set with Black Belt Jones, Three the Hard Way and Hot Potato. You should know Kelly from his ass kicking turn in Enter the Dragon where he held his own with Bruce Lee and John Saxon. This trio contains more of his inner city karate skills. Three the Hard Way is a classic with Kelly teaming up with Jim Brown and Fred Williamson. The fourth film is Black Samson. I recently caught the trailer and it’s just strange. Rockne Tarkington roams the ghetto with a giant club and a full grown lion. Here’s a strange piece of trivia: Rockne was the only black actor to speak on The Andy Griffith Show. If you have a little left on your gift cards, enjoy those Badass Cinema classics of the ’70s if you have a little left on your gift cards. You might want to also pick up a bottle of Colt 45 Malt Liquor to properly appreciate the thespian greatness of Kelly and Tarkington.

    It’s a perfect appetizer while waiting for Black Dynamite.

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    Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs: The Totally Warped Animated Adventures attempts to revive the 22 year old Star Wars spoof as an Adult Swim-esque cartoon. They were smart enough to get Mel Brooks, Joan Rivers and Daphne Zuniga to voice their characters. Unfortunately RIck Moranis isn’t Darth Helmet. Instead were given Dee Bradley Baker with a rather forgettable tone. While they supposedly made 13 episodes, only 4 are included on the DVD. Fans of the movie will get a laugh or two from the continuing spoofs of science fiction films. However the series doesn’t go beyond the humor of the movie. Mel Brooks supposedly over saw the cartoons, but it seems he’s more concerned about Broadway adaptations of his old movies. There’s just little things missing from Spaceballs that makes it a pale impersonation of the original film instead of taking the characters to an animated galaxy.

    The Marine 2 stars Ted DiBiase Jr. instead of John Cena as the elite marine who bumps into trouble on his vacation. This time the WWE wrestler gets taken to a Thailand resort with his woman for the grand opening. Turns out a few of the locals aren’t liking the place. They attack the resort and take the VIP guests hostage. It’s up to DiBiase to take kick a little ass to get back his woman and lay down the international law. The biggest star in the film is Michael Rooker (Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer). He’s not even the villain which is good for DiBiase. Rooker is out of his league when given an evil role. DiBiase does play it a little more convincing than Cena in this sequel. It does help that the action is focused around the resort. The takeover scene is plays well with numerous explosions and an attack force wearing tribal masks while unloading automatic weapons. The bonus features include extended and deleted scenes with Muay Thai Fighting. Crack open a beer and enjoy the beatdowns courtesy of the son of the Million Dollar Man. You can also get it in Blu-ray to see a more vivid tropical terror.

    Make It Or Break It: Volume One, Extended Edition takes us inside the highly competitive world of female gymnastics. The pressure is on for these girls who have only a few years to achieve Olympic glory. The 10 episodes on the boxset introduce us to the hopefuls at the Rocky Mountain Gym. They call it “The Rock.” There’s a lot of politics to go along with the floor routines. A new Russian coach arrives with visions of making it big for his little trainees. This show is properly aimed at kids who like to watch gymnastics, but fear being flung through the air and tearing apart their knees. It allows people to realize there’s tons of hardwork and backstabbing before you can get on the balance beam.

    10 Things I Hate About You: Volume One adapts the teenage cinematic adaptation of Shakespeare’s Taming of the Shrew into a weekly series. Larry Miller returns in the role of Dr. Walter Stratford, but nobody else from the film steps down to the small screen. There’s a new Kat (Lindsey Shaw) and Bianca (Meaghan Jette Martin) giving strife to Patrick (Ethan Peck) and Cameron (Nicholas Braun). The series is aimed for the kids who think high school is the key to romance. Each week Bianca attempts to become part of the popular kids at school. This is followed up with another reason why Kat has to turn everything complicated. The show is a single camera 30 minute sitcom so things don’t get bogged down too long. This is a sitcom for the tween that wants more from the Heath Ledger movie.

    The Boys Are Back is Clive Owen (Children of Men) in a bit a weeper. He’s a sportswriter who loses his wife to cancer. He now has to deal with raising their young son and his teenage son from an earlier marriage. He’s got to find time between his work to care for the boys. It’s bit of a male version of a Lifetime film. Scott Hicks who directed Shine gives the tale an arthouse polish that elevates the material above a made for TV movie. If they remade this in America, Clive Owen would be begging for a slot on ESPN’s Around the Horn. It is refreshing to see a dad-centric film. Owen’s face shows the burden of his new life as single dad.

    Surrogates is about people who control androids so they no longer have to leave their houses. It’s kinda like Avatar without blue people, Roger Dean album cover landscapes and that pesky anti-American message brought to you by News Corp. Bruce Willis is the last human willing to roam society. He’s an FBI agent investigating the murder of a student linked to the creator of the robo-clones. Action director Jonathan Mostow and his crew keep the action tight and barely over 80 minutes. The film represents the rebirth of Jack Noseworthy. It’s a good entry for your Bruce Willis Buttkicking Marathon 2010. Bonus features include a commentary track from Mostow.

    I Heart Jonas brings together seven episodes of the series as a Valentine’s Day gift. Although this year, there will only be hearting done to Joe and Nick Jonas since Kevin is now married. The show does its hardest to make the three brothers act like the Monkees of the 21st century. The slow paced editing cuts down on the chaos and insanity that made the Monkees an iconic musical comedy. Also doesn’t help that the brothers aren’t secretly rebelling against their cute pop star image. They seem content being pure pop for a teen audience. They won’t be sneaking Frank Zappa onto the set. The highlight of this batch is “You’ve Just Been Jo Bro’d” with American Idol winner Jordin Sparks. Remember when she defended their promise rings against the foul mouth Russell Brand.

    thirtysomething: The Complete Second Season brings us the rise of Miles! Is he the savior to Michael and Elliot or their doom? This was a strike shortened season so there’s only 17 episodes. My favorite part is all that cutting edge ’80s technology and shoulder pads. Here’s a teaser for the show.

    The Keeper takes Steven Seagal out of his reality show and punches him back into the world of cinematic whoopass. He’s an ex-cop that was screwed over by his devious partner. He grabs a gig as a bodyguard to a rich guy’s daughter. However his bad luck streak continues when the gal gets kidnapped by mobsters. Seagal refuses to take a third strike on his record. He must track her down and bring the pain on those that would sully his reputation. It’s a modest production on scale with a Walker, Texas Ranger. Although they overload the explosives in Seagal’s gaze. There’s no bonus features. I wanted my Seagal audio commentary, but I guess he wants to keep the secrets of his industrial strength hairdo. It’s big non-thinking action fun from the TV cop.

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 1/8/10: Kung Fu Fightin’

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    It’s been a long, long, LONG wait, but the fine folks at Cinematic Titanic make a strong return with their road-tested riff of the awkward merging of both Kung-Fu AND Blaxsploitation, all wrapped in a model of poor filmmaking and worse acting… I give you East Meets Watts (Cinema Titan, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99). Not only is the riffing tight, but this is also the first Cinematic Titanic Live release, which was recorded in front of a live audience. And it works a charm. Now let’s speed up those releases, guys!

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    I’ve never owned a good cooking knife in my life. Usually, I’ll hack meat and vegetables with a steak knife, ’cause that’s all I’ve got. Every time I’ve tried to buy a better knife, I’ve always chosen poorly, and wound up with a quick-dulling instrument that just sends me right back to my trusty serrated hacksaws. Well, now I’ve seen the light – and it’s not metal. No, it’s Ultrasharp Ceramic Knives ($74.99). The blade is sharp – really sharp – and it never dulls. How sweet is that? And not only do you get the blade – you also get a ceramic bladed peeler… You know, for peeling stuff. Stuff! Peeled!

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    It’s not a kiddie movie, but I certainly saw it as a kid, and I still love the anarchic blackness that permeates one of the most offbeat holiday flicks to ever hit screens, Gremlins (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$28.99 SRP). In fact, it was this – along with Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Doom (interestingly enough, both Amblin pics) that helped usher in the PG-13 rating. Now in full high-definition, bonus features include a pair of audio commentaries, a making-of featurette, additional scenes, a gallery, and trailers.

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    No one rants with quite the same vigor – and accessibility – as Charlie Brooker. Like a cross between Mark Twain and a riled wasps nest, Brooker’s regular column in the Guardian is an ongoing social commentary that inspires equal parts knowing laughter and sympathetic bile. Don’t believe me? Pick up the latest collection – The Hell Of It All (Guardian Books/Faber & Faber, £12.99 SRP) and read for yourself.

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    How sweet is it that we’re actually a dozen volumes in to the The Complete Peanuts? What seemed like it would take forever to accomplish – the presentation of the entire run of Charles Schulz’s classic strip – now seems to be flying by, as we can all dive into The Complete Peanuts: 1973 to 1974 (Fantagraphics, $28.99 SRP), and cast our vote for Sack. He’s the greatest. Now bring on the next volume!

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    If their continued collections of Peanuts weren’t enough to earn Fantagraphics the love and adoration of comics fans the world over, then their beautiful collections of the EC Segar strips starring his cantankerous, shambling sailor should secure that place within their hearts. The 4th collection – Popeye: Plunder Island (Fantagraphics, $29.99 SRP) – has as its centerpiece the titular adventure, presented for the first time in full color, completely uncut.

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    It’s refreshing to upend the traditional romantic comedy formula and look at how unpredictable love can actually be with 500 Days Of Summer (Fox, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which brings together Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel as the awkward pair. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and deleted/extended scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available with additional featurettes, interview, audition tapes, and more.

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    While Office Space has become an instant classic and even the marginalized Idiocracy has become a cult flick, Mike Judges latest, Extract (Miramax, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), is a bit scattershot. While the ensemble is top notch – Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis, Kristin Wiig, and Ben Affleck – the story, about the sale of a small-town flavor extract company that begins to fall apart around the owner (Bateman), doesn’t ever really gel. Which is a shame, because all of the ingredients are there. Bonus materials include a featurette and deleted/extended scenes.

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    What do you do when you’re a network with a surprise hit on your hands? You don’t wait around for your debut season to wrap before you rush out a DVD collection featuring the first half of said season – and that’s what we’ve got with Glee: Season 1 Volume 1 (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The 4-disc box set contains 13 episodes, plus audition pieces, featurettes, a casting session, and more. Yes, you know you want this set. You know you’re a fan. ADMIT IT.

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    Catch up on your TV viewing over the holiday break with both the 3rd and final season of the sci-fi show Kyle XY (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) and the 3rd season of The Secret Life Of The American Teenager (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP). Kyle XY features audio commentaries, a featurette, and deleted scenes, while Teenager gets the pilot episode and a Q&A.

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    It came and went from theaters with only the slightest of notice – a disappointment, considering it was the theatrical follow-up to Juno from screenwriter Diablo Cody. Which is a shame, as Jennifer’s Body (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is a goofy little bit of teenage horror that brought fond memories of the equally B The Faculty. Give it a spin at home. Bonus features include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, video diaries, featurettes, and more.

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    Check another series off your running list, as we’ve come to the release of the 7th and final season of Mission: Impossible (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). Will Jim Phelps (Peter Graves) finally encounter an impossible mission? Or we he wind up doing links on A&E in just a few short years? Watch the 22 episodes in this set regardless of the answer.

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    Oh, what I wouldn’t do to put a bullet through the sadly long-lived American Pie franchise, which has now moved into American Pie Presents The Book Of Love (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$36.98 SRP), if only to free Eugene Levy from whatever cursed existence binds him to these flicks. Bonus features include featurettes, trivia, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    What was just about the last season of the show turned out to be just another one after it was picked up, so now you can rest easy as you partake of Chuck: The Complete Second Season (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), knowing that it’s not the last. Also? 3-D episode! Bonus features include a bevy of featurettes, webisodes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    It’s the second volume of The Fugitive‘s third season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), and we’ve reached the point where Dr. Richard Kimble discovers the identity of the elusive one-armed man, just as pursuer Lt. Phillip Gerard decides to employ… A COMPUTER!… to track the good doctor down. The 4-disc set contains 15 episodes.

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    The regular episodes are often painful scattershot, but the focus of their Star Wars episodes seems to bring out the best in Seth MacFarlane & company, as you can see for yourself with Family Guy: Something, Something, Something Dark Side (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$22.98 SRP). Bonus features include an audio commentary, fact-ups, a featurette, and a sneak peek at a table read. A Blu-Ray edition ($29.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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    Go all the way back to the days of Wendy, Marvin, & Wonder Dog with the first volume from the premiere season of the original Super Friends! (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). Journey back via this 2-disc set featuring 8 episodes plus a newly produced super fan workout, the “Super Friends Trivia Challenge”.

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    I remember when The Green Mile (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) was originally released on VHS, in a bulky 2-tape set during the last gasp of that format before DVDs came on the scene. Even the original DVD release suffered from the film’s length, with a featureless release. Well, now that it’s come to Blu-Ray, it’s all on one disc, which also contains an audio commentary, a documentary, additional scenes, make-up tests, a look at the teaser trailer, Michael Clarke Duncan’s screen test, and more. How’s the for progress?

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    I’d like to say that Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs: The Totally Warped Animated Adventures (MGM/UA, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) is a glorious disaster, but it’s not. It’s just a sad, poorly written series that sullies the memory of Brooks’ 80’s guilty pleasure. Unfortunate.

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    Christmas is dead and buried, so that means we start getting releases like a special edition of Winnie The Pooh: A Valentine For You (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP) which, as you can imagine, is the 2/14 themed outing for that willy nilly silly old bear. As far as bonus features go, it’s pretty much just an episode from The New Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh.

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    It’s all hit the fan in the third season of Big Love (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), as Bill Henrickson’s carefully constructed family and business ventures begin to erode from pressures outside and in. The 4-disc set contains all 10 episodes, plus a trio of mini-dramas and four direct-to-camera videos from Bill and his three wives.

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    Wrap up the season that brought in Rob Estes, Alyssa Milano, and Lisa Rinna (and showed the door to Grant Show, Marcia Cross, & Laura Leighton) with Melrose Place: The Fifth Season Volume 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.99 SRP). The 3-disc set contains 13 episodes, but zero bonus features.

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    It’s not good cinema, but the flicks contained in Roger Corman’s Best Of The B’s Collection 1 (Infinity, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) certainly are memorably bad. This 4-disc pack contains seven remastered Corman films starring the likes of Gary Busey, Jack Nicholson, Scott Glenn – Naked Angels, Bury Me An Angel, The Fast And The Furious, The T-Bird Gang, The Wild Ride, The Winner, and Angels Hard As They Come.

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    It never fails to bring a warm feeling when one of those Sunday afternoon flicks that used to permeate my youth gets all cleaned and gussied up and finds its way into high-definition. Certainly those warm feelings come from The Green Berets (Warner Bros., Rated G, Blu-Ray-$28.99 SRP), starring John Wayne in the first feature to focus on the Vietnam War. Bonus materials include a vintage featurette and the original theatrical trailer.

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    It doesn’t happen often enough, but Taxi (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) managed, with its fifth & final season, to go out on a strong note without anyone feeling that the show overstayed its welcome. The cracks were showing, granted – and Any Kaufman’s off-camera behavior was causing some issues on set – but it remains one of those timeless, character-based sitcoms that are just as funny today as it was over 25 years ago. The 3-disc set also contains episode and series promos.

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    David Tennant’s era as The Doctor has just come to a close, but there’s still plenty of classic Doctor adventures still in the pipeline. The newest releases to keep you warm (if the scarf isn’t enough) is the William Hartnell era Doctor Who: The Keys Of Marinus and the Colin Baker era The Twin Dilemma (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP each). Both discs are packed with bonus materials, including featurettes, audio commentaries, galleries, and more.

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    It’s not for your younger kiddies, but there’s enough inventiveness and beauty of execution to make 9 (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) a film worth showing to kids. It’s post-apocalyptic world and ragtag band of decidedly non-traditional survivors are that special kind of inspiration that will spark a child’s imagination. Bonus materials include the original 11-minute short, an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    With the resurgence of 3-D, particularly in horror films, it was only a matter of time before the Final Destination franchise decided to go all cine-poky with The Final Destination In 3-D (New Line, Rated R, DVD-$28.98 SRP). You pretty much know the deal by now – it’s a pissy Death getting all postal on some young schlubs. Bonus features are limited to some additional scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, which adds a pair of alternate endings, a pair of featurettes, and a look at the atrocious-looking new Nightmare On Elm Street.

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    You can feel the end coming on as the 9th season of 7th Heaven (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) rolls along, as members of the Camden clan come and go, many no more than glorified recurring characters or cameos. The 5-disc set contains all 22 episodes.

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    Since getting the Disney license, the fine folks at Electric Tiki (distributed by the fine folks at Sideshow Collectibles) have been making some unique choices for their statue line. First there was Darkwing Duck, then Jessica Rabbit in an unused costume from one of the Roger Rabbit shorts, then the Rescue Rangers. Most unique, though, and welcome is Alice In Wonderland & The White Rabbit ($124.99), done in the style of Disney designer Mary Blair (perhaps most famous for designing the It’s A Small World attraction).

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 6/26/09: Cat & Mouse

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Often viewed as lesser entries in the series and the waning work of an animation genius, I’ve got a warm spot in my heart for the cartoons featured in Tom & Jerry: The Chuck Jones Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), mainly due to their regular Saturday morning rotation during my childhood. The 2-disc set features all 34 theatrical shorts, fully remastered, plus a featurette on Jones’s Tom & Jerry work, plus the TCM special Chuck Jones: Memories Of Childhood.

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    Summer is hot. Very hot. And what can be more useful when determining whether to venture outside your air conditioned cocoon and onto the surface of the sun than to know just what temperature you’ll be encountering – which is easily accomplished with the La Crosse Outdoor LCD Window Thermometer ($12.99). It mounts to the outside of your window, and it’s large, clear display gives you not only the current temperature, but also the day’s high and low temps (for that Almanac you’re keeping).

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    If modern American satire and parody has a father, that man’s name is Harvey Kurtzman. From the founding of Mad through 60’s magazines like Humbug & Help, through Playboy‘s Little Annie Fannie and much more, Kurtzman was not only a vibrant artist, but also a sharp writer and editor. The man and his work is celebrated in a large, excellent tome that should be on your shelf, now – The Art Of Harvey Kurtzman: The Mad Genius Of Comics (Abrams Comicarts, $40.00 SRP).

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    Equal parts Neverending Story and Pagemaster, Brendan Fraser stars as Mo Fulchart, who has the rather awkward ability to bring fictional characters into the real world when he reads their story, and awkward adventures ensue. Inkheart (New Line, Rated PG, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is, like Fraser himself, a likeable lunk of a family flick. Bonus features are limited to a featurette. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with additional bonus features, including a behind-the-scenes featurette and deleted scenes.

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    Even though it’s a sentimental favorite from my childhood, I’m a bit disappointed that the second Mel Brooks film to make it to Blu-Ray is Spaceballs (MGM, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP). Still, the hi-def picture looks good, and the bonus features from the standard edition are ported over, plus some new featurettes. Also included is the standard edition DVD.

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    We’ve seen fish-out-of-water adults trying to lead scout troops in the past (I’m looking at you, Troop Beverly Hills, and Mr. Troop Mom (Warner Bros., Rated G, DVD-$27.98 SRP) certainly doesn’t break new ground, but George Lopez is winning as the fish-out-of-water father leading his daughter’s scout troop on a camping trip. Bonus materials include featurettes, additional scenes, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    On the run from the Mexican Army, a vengeful killer (Leonard Nimoy), and his girlfriend, Yul Brynner’s Catlow (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$14.98 SRP) is a gun-for-hire who can’t even count on the loyalty of his best friend (Richard Crenna). The film is a hoot, but sadly the sole bonus feature is the theatrical trailer.

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    This truly is not saying much, but Pink Panther 2 (MGM, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is a better film than the first attempt by Steve Martin to replace the legendary Peter Sellers as bumbling Inspector Jacques Clouseau. It’s still hit or miss, but at least it’s tolerable this go-round. The 3-disc Blu-Ray edition contains featurettes, a gag reel, and 27 classic DePatie-Freleng Pink Panther cartoons.

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    Yes, Jerry Bruckheimer has produced a “chick flick”, an its name is Confessions Of A Shopaholic (Touchstone, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), starring Isla Fisher as a New Yorker eager to writer for a high-fashion magazine who instead lands a column at a financial magazine. The column becomes a hit, she becomes famous, and she falls for her boss. Complications ensue. Bonus features include deleted scenes, featurettes, music videos, and a gag reel.

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    A small town, a missing teen, a cryptic video message, and friends on the lookout make for a surprisingly entertaining thriller in Elsewhere (E1, Rated R, DVD-$24.98 SRP). Bonus features include an audio commentary, a featurette, deleted scenes, and a photo gallery.

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    Morgan Freeman and Antonio Banderas as a pair of thieves out to pull of an impossible heist in New York City? Sure, I’ll give The Code (First Look, Rated R, DVD-$28.98 SRP) a try. Add the KGB, the FBI, and the NYPD in to the mix? Certainly a popcorn flick. A Blu-Ray edition ($29.98 SRP) is also available with a behind-the-scenes featurette and cast/crew interviews.

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    Combine exec producers Tony & Ridley Scott and hosting duties from Terence Stamp with a horror anthology series, and The Hunger (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is at least worth a look. The 4-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus a look at the second season, hosted by David Bowie.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/17/08: Kingdom Of The Bloody Red Baron

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    I could say that the latest Cinematic Titanic offering, Legacy Of Blood (Cinema Titan, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP), is like a cross between King Lear, Brewster’s Millions, and House On Haunted Hill, but to even compare it to those far, far superior works is undersell just how abysmally awful Legacy Of Blood is. Thank Jebus, then, for the riffing of the CT crew, and their ability to make sweet, sweet lemonade from this massive lemon.

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    When I travel, I always have far too many electronics, far too many cords, and not nearly enough USB ports on my laptop to charge things. It’s always nice to have a backup plan, and the AC To USB Power Adapter ($9.99) is just such a plan. In a nutshell, it allows you to recharge all of your favorite USB devices via an AC wall socket. Sweet.

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    I’d say that reaching the 10th volume of the still-must-have collection of Charles Schulz’s groundbreaking strip is certainly worth celebrating – particularly when The Complete Peanuts: 1969-1970 (Fantagraphics, $28.99 SRP) features the first year that has all of the elements that I remember from when I read the strip as a kid. The one element that’s taken this long to lock in – and one that was core to the strip I remember – is the introduction of Snoopy’s avian companion, Woodstock. This is also a year that saw the occasional reference to the politics of the time – albeit very much conformed to Schulz’s universe – such as when Linus gets swept up in a teacher’s strike which leads to the firing of his beloved Miss Othmar (Fear not! She returns!). If you haven’t already begun collecting these volumes, start now. NOW!

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    It seems that Criterion is systematically going back and revisiting some of their more popular catalogue titles and giving them rather stunning new high-definition transfers and some new bonus features, and the latest title to get the A+ treatment is Robert Altman’s Short Cuts (Criterion, Rated R, DVD-$29.95 SRP). In addition to the aforementioned transfer – it puts the old Criterion set to shame – the 2-disc set features a video conversation between Altman and Tim Robbins, the feature-length making-of documentary Luck, Trust and Ketchup: Robert Altman In Carver County, a PBS documentary on author Raymond Carver, a segment from the BBC’s Moving Pictures on the screenplay, a 1983 audio interview with Carver, Dr. John’s original demo recordings, a featurette on the film’s marketing, deleted scenes, and the requisite Criterion booklet with essay.

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    Some may be watching slasher flicks this Halloween, but I will be celebrating All Hallow’s Eve by taking in the new Blu-Ray edition of Mel Brooks’s Young Frankenstein (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP). The picture is fantastic, and the bonus features are a port of the already-wonderful standard DVD special edition. Get it. Watch it.

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    George Lucas managed to extend his death grip into another beloved franchise, clutching Steven Spielberg in one claw and Indiana Jones in the other, and managing yet again to produce a lame monstrosity instead of what should have been a triumphant return of a cinema hero. Such was the travesty of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (Paramount, Rated PG-13, DVD-$39.99 SRP), a mess of a film with a mess of a script. It’s just a goddamn mess. Which is a shame, because Harrison Ford is the most engaged he’s been in years. The 2-disc set features a pre-production featurette, a tribute to Indy, a 12-part production diary, pre-viz sequences, galleries, and trailers. The Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) features the exact same bonus materials, but also sports a picture so good that it pisses me off even more that we still don’t have the original trilogy in HD.

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    All of the focus is on his stellar performance in Iron Man, but another of Robert Downey, Jr.’s great turns is getting a new special edition DVD – his starring role in the life of The Little Tramp, Chaplin (Lionsgate, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP). Richard Attenborough’s biopic is occasionally languid, but Downey is note-perfect in his portrayal of the complicated cinematic genius. Bonus features include a trio of new featurettes, a Chaplin home movie, and the theatrical trailer.

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    I don’t think it was as strong as the first season, but I still enjoyed the second season of The Sarah Silverman Program (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) – particularly since it’s one of the rare comedies that understands the you can push the envelope, but you’ve got to still be funny, too. The 2-disc Season Two, Volume One contains 6 episodes, plus audio commentaries, a 2007 Comic-Con panel, digital shorts, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and more.

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    In the wake of the Star Wars, Marvel, and Disney Vault titles – those wonderful collections of text and reproductions of rare ephemera – we now get The DC Vault (Running Press, $49.95 SRP), which keeps the streak going. Text is written by Martin Pasko and Paul Levitz, and the ephemera goes all the way back to 1935. One thing, though – considering how integral he was to DC’s post-Crisis relaunch in the 80’s, why is there not a single piece of John Byrne art in the book? What’s up with that, Pasko & Levitz?

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    I’ll be perfectly honest with you – I was not a huge fan of The Matrix. I enjoyed the flick for what it was – a minor mind-f*** whose special effects and energy thankfully cancelled out most of its banal, overcooked pseudo-philosophizing and messianic overtones. But then came the sequels, which both – in quick succession – managed to top each other on the “Someone actually wrote this crap?” scale. Declining box office was proof enough – a fair number of fans who though The Matrix was the second coming (make your own jokes) left the theater feeling betrayed by creators who obviously had their grip locked firmly on something besides the story. Originally released in on standard DVD – and then the now-defunct HD-DVD – the 6-disc Ultimate Matrix Collection (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$129.95 SRP) makes its debut in Blu-Ray. The set still doesn’t quite make up for the lackluster flicks contained within… you can only gild a piece of crap so much – it’s still crap. But considering all the material you’re getting for the price – 6 discs full of featurettes, behind-the-scenes materials, interviews, documentaries, the entirety of both the Animatrix and The Matrix Revisited, commentaries (none with the elusive Wachowskis, alas, so no mea culpas) – it’s a decent deal if you’re inclined to snag it.

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    Packaged in a handsome lucite slipcase, the Alfred Hitchcock: Premiere Collection (MGM/UA, Not Rated, DVD-$119.98 SRP) collects all of the Master of Suspense’s early, pre-Universal films, restored and remastered with a slew of bonus materials. The films in question are A Lodger: A Story Of The London Fog, Sabotage, Young And Innocent, Rebecca, Lifeboat, Spellbound, Notorious, and The Paradine Case. Those new bonus features include audio commentaries, interviews, making-of featurettes, trailers, and more.

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    I caught an episode of Yo Gabba Gabba! the other day, and if any show can rightfully claim the mantle of “Kiddie Show Beloved By Stoners”, it’s this intriguingly bizarre combination of music and costumed characters, If you doubt me, check out Yo Gabba Gabba!: The Dancey Dance Bunch! (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). The sole bonus is a “Meet The Dancey Dance Bunch!” featurette. Oh, and good times. The show’s first album is being released digitally on iTunes, as well – titled, shockingly enough, Yo Gabba Gabba.

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    While you’re pining for the next Spongebob season set, get a quick fix of recent episodes with Who Bob What Pants (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), The single-disc release features 6 episodes, plus a quartet of shorts and an animatic for “What Ever Happened To Spongebob?”.

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    In the VH1 series Scott Baio Is 45… And Single (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP), viewers followed the renowned lothario C-lister as a mid-life crisis found him assessing his commitment issues by visiting with his past loves (including, yes, Erin Moran) leading up to being able to commit to his current girlfriend. It may not be much of a surprise to find out that Scott Baio Is 46… And Pregnant (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP) finds Baio a married man with a child on the way – and with even more commitment issues cropping up. What a shock.

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    In these troubled, troubling times, I recommend anyone with an open mind should check out the wonderful documentaries of Richard Dawkins, conveniently collected in The Richard Dawkins Collection (Channel 4, Region 2, Not Rated, DVD-£29.99 SRP). The docs contained in the set are The Genius Of Charles Darwin, The Enemies Of Reason, and Root Of All Evil?.

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    Easily the film that cemented William Hurt as an actor to be reckoned with – and a bizarre one, at that – was his turn in Kiss Of The Spider Woman (City Lights, Rated R, DVD-$34.98 SRP), which is getting a remastered special edition. The bonus features include newly-produced documentaries, a slide-show commentary, the theatrical trailer, and more.

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    Sweeping and epic in the most glorious, classic sense of the word, the foreign language Mongol (New Line, Rated R, DVD-$27.98 SRP) is the incredible tale of the rise of a simple man named Temudgin and how he rose to secure his place in history as the warlord Genghis Khan. Give it a spin.

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    If you’re the head of NASA’s multi-million dollar manned mission to Mars and you find out that to send the astronauts would result in disaster, what would you do? Well, if you were the head of the mission in the cult classic Capricorn One (Lionsgate, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP), you’d coerce the astronauts into faking the landing on a soundstage – but when they find out that the only way to maintain the hoax is for them to be killed and have it passed off as dying during re-entry, they make a break for it. The new special edition features an audio commentary with director Peter Hyams, a retrospective featurette, and trailers.

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    It was truncated due to the writer’s strike, but the eighth season of CSI (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$84.98 SRP) should be noted for essentially being the swan song for doughy-faced William Petersen from the role that somehow made him famous. The 5-disc set features all 18 episodes, plus featurettes, a pair of audio commentaries, a deleted scene, and a bonus episode of Without A Trace.

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    It may not be brilliant, but there’s certainly something loveable about any show that casts both Patrick Warburton and David Spade. Rules Of Engagement: The Complete Second Series (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP) features all 15 episodes, plus bloopers and minisodes of Newsradio and Diff’rent Strokes.

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    I’ll be honest with you – the only real reason that I ever watched an episode of Nash Bridges (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is because it costarred – alongside Don Johnson – the great Cheech Marin. There. I said it. The 2-disc set features all 8 first season episodes, plus audio commentaries, interviews, a writers roundtable, and more.

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    Indulge your schlock horror bone with the brand new Ghost House Underground imprint, formed by Ghost House Pictures founders Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert, which debuts with 8 titles full of terror and gore aplenty (Lionsgate, Rated R, DVD-$19.98 SRP each). The launch titles include Room 205, The Last House In The Woods, Brotherhood Of Blood, Trackman, No Man’s Land: The Rise Of Reeker, Dance Of The Dead, The Substitute, and Dark Floors. All of the flicks feature audio commentaries, featurettes, galleries, and more.

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    It could have been a hokey mess – and there is still some hokinees about – but Liberty’s Kids (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) is a fun little animated series for kids that makes the American Revolution come alive. In a nutshell, the series follows a pair of young reporters for Benjamin Franklin (voiced by Walter Cronkite) that must navigate the shifting sands of war.

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    His time in office may be fast coming to an end, but you can still watch the second season of Lil’ Bush (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). The 2-disc set features audio commentaries, animated shorts, animatics, and a music video.

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    Science nerds (like me) can geek out to the complete second season of The Universe (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$44.95 SRP), covering topics like cosmic holes, dark matter, astrobiology, colonizing space, cosmic collisions, and much more. The 5-disc set features all 18 episodes. Onward, nerds!

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    It has been a long, long time since the release of the second season, but fans and interested parties can now partake of The Partridge Family: The Complete Third Season (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP). The 3-disc set features all 25 episodes, plus minisodes of Charlie’s Angels and Diff’rent Strokes.

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    Terence Malick’s epic tale of Captain John Smith and the Jamestown settlement’s relations with the Native American populace, The New World (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$20.98 SRP), gets even more epic with an expanded director’s cut, containing over 30 minutes of new material. The disc is otherwise featureless, and the film is flawed, but the visuals are nice.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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