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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 8/26/16: She’s Our Only Hope

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Until Hot Toys decided to turn their uncanny gaze her way, I don’t think we’ve ever gotten a good collectible representation of Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia Organa (Hot Toys/Sideshow, $204.99 SRP). Sure, there have been plenty of figures and statue that come close – and a multitude more that were horrifyingly inaccurate, but Hot Toys 1/6-scale take, depicting the rebel leader as she appeared in Star Wars: A New Hope, is the gold standard. Take a look at the photos below and see for yourself – they’ve nailed it. I just hope they tackle her various looks from Empire, Jedi, and The Force Awakens.

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    The second season of Star Wars: Rebels (Walt Disney, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$45.99 SRP) not only doubled down its connections to Star Wars: The Clone Wars, it tripled and quadrupled them with Mandalorians, Darth Maul, and Ahsoka’s tale. Bonus materials include “Rebels Recon” featurettes, a featurette on references and easter eggs, and a look the journey of Ahsoka and Vader.

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    Shane Black knows how to craft a buddy action-comedy, and that’s exactly the kind of skill that makes The Nice Guys (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) such a delight. The fact that it stars a sparking Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling as a pair of mismatched detectives trying to find a missing girl while dodging both bad guys and each other certainly helps out, too. Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes.

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    It’s not the best John le Carre adaptation, but The Night Manager (Sony, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$40.99 SRP) really shines in the performances from Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie in what is most definitely an engaging spy thriller that hits enough notes to elevate it to the upper tier.

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    A live action take on your animated take on The Jungle Book (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP)? Directed by Jon Favreau? Okay, Disney. Whatever. You’re drunk. But wait. Shockingly enough, the final result is actually a delightful flick. I mean, come on – Bill Murray as Baloo? Who thought that would work! But it does! I don’t know what to think anymore. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a trio of featurettes.

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    The remake of the original film was a forgettable mess, but the first season of Ash Vs. Evil Dead (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) all of the bloody swagger and gory good time that made the original franchise such a memorable cult favorite, and all due credit for that must go to the return of the mighty Bruce Campbell as the titular goofball. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and featurettes.

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    I haven’t quite decided what’s more remarkable – that we’ve already had nineteen seasons of South Park (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$42.99 SRP), or that Matt & Trey have managed to keep it as smart and funny as they have. Sure, I don’t agree with every position they take on a topic, but there are certainly more hits than misses. Bonus materials this go round include their usual mini-commentaries, -plus deleted scenes, #SocialCommentary, and a trailer for the upcoming Fractured But Whole game.

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    A few months back, Doc Hammer (of Venture Bros. fame) giddily told me about the miraculous existence of a bluetooth device that perfectly re-created both the look – and more importantly the function – of an old school Star Trek: TOS Communicator (Thinkgeek, $149.99). Well, he wasn’t just delusional – the folks at The Wand Company have actually managed to craft such a bluetooth device that is every bit as accurate as a prop replica as it is an honest-to-goodness bluetooth device for your phone that allows you to flip up the antenna and make/answer calls. It even comes pre-programmed with a few sound bites from the original crew, if you weren’t already having enough of a nerdgasm. The first thing I did when I got mine? I called up Doc and we talked for over an hour on them. Like nerds. Giddy, giddy nerds.

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    As much as the products inside, stores can hold a place in our emotional landscape. For music lovers, none hold more nostalgic pull than the late Tower Records chain. From its fascinating founding and rapid rise to its tragic demise, Colin Hanks’ documentary All Things Must Pass (MVD, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP) is an emotional journey worth taking.

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    I don’t mind that some of quite legendary Warner films have been relegated to their specialty direct order catalogue, because I’m just delighted they’re finally getting the high definition treatment they deserve. Case in point is the high-def debut of the Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall classics Key Largo, Dark Passage, and The Big Sleep (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$21.99 SRP each). If that weren’t enough, they’ve also released Hitchcock’s The Wrong Man (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$21.99 SRP), Liam Neeson in Michael Collins (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$21.99 SRP), and Christopher Guest’s A Mighty Wind (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$21.99 SRP). Cheers and kudos, Warner Archive! MORE!

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    If you want proof of just how deep the well is at the Warner Archive Collection, look to their release of a quartet of titles from the Hong Kong studio Golden Harvest – Big Bullet, Blade Of Fury, Downtown Torpedoes, and Pedicab Driver (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$21.99 SRP each) – and all 4 are packed with the action and martial arts you’d expect.

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    They certainly didn’t think it was going to be the end of the road, but at least they filmed a version of the finale that gave Castle (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP) and its supporting cast a proper bit of closure after a rocky eighth season. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, bloopers, and “The Great Escape” escape room featurette.

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    Shondaland’s bedrock Grey’s Anatomy (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP) keeps chugging along, with the 12th season finding everyone mired in a constant miasma of drama, but then that’s what you expect. Bonus materials include deleted scenes and a gag reel.

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    As iconic as the original miniseries was, the modern take on Roots (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) could easily have been a disaster for no other reason than feeling like a redundancy that falls short of its predecessor. Instead, it manages to be a powerful piece that stand as a worthwhile updating for modern sensibilities, often managing to pull even fewer punches than the original. Bonus materials include a documentary on the history of the material dramatized in the miniseries.

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    Over the years, The Doctor has adopted many new and updated versions of his trusty multitool on Doctor Who, and of course that means a new toy version, as well. So, as the last season introduced yet another new iteration, you can now get your mitts on The 12th Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver (Thinkgeek, $29.99), full of flashy lights and multiple sounds. It’s just all kinds of spiffy.

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    There’s a bit of Marley & Me to the emotional arc of Me Before You (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), about a relationship that is as celebratory as it is complicated, buoyed by ace performances from Emilia Clarke and Sam Claflin. Bonus materials include a featurette, outtakes, and deleted scenes.

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    I love that every month the folks at Olive release another batch of catalogue titles I feared would never make the transition to high definition. This month’s clutch includes Otto Preminger’s Tell Me That You Love Me, Junie Moon (Olive, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.95 SRP), the original American Ninja (Olive, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.95 SRP), and the religious comedy Saved! (Olive, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.95 SRP). As for bonus materials, American Ninja features an audio commentary and a making-of featurette, and Saved! sports a pair of audio commentaries and a pair of featurettes.

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    Like dancing? Like hip-hop? Like dancing and hip-hop? Then watch a pair of young lovers try and pull off their dream of a hip-hop version of Romeo & Juliet at a prestigious South African school in Honey 3: Dare To Dance (Universal, Rated Pg-13, Blu-Ray-$22.98 SRP). Bonus materials include audio commentary, extended dance sequences, deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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    Spend a few hours in Shondaland catching up before the new season’s debut with the complete fifth season of Scandal (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP), as the season finds the Oval Office up for grabs and Olivia Pope is prepared to grab it. Bonus materials include an extended episode and bloopers.

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    Pull up a hay bale and commence to chewin’ your straw for an evening in with the 14-disc Hee Haw Collector’s Edition (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$199.95 SRP), which bundles together a trio of previously released collections into a single mega-set packed with more corn than a can from Del Monte. Bonus materials include favorite sketches, guest performances, interviews, and more.

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    If John Waters were to make a German film about a student who rents a bunker room from an odd family only to be sucked into a truly bizarre drama, then it would be Der Bunker (Artsploitation Films, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$22.99 SRP). It’s a quirky little fairy tale worth a spin. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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    Fans waiting for the big screen iteration currently being concocted can whet their whistles by dipping into the complete season releases of Power Rangers: Megaforce and Power Rangers: Super Megaforce (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP each). Bonus materials include a featurette and a Zord gallery.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/17/14: And The Kitchen Sink

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    I have been waiting ages – AGES – for Steven Spielberg’s epic misfire 1941 to make its way to a proper high definition release. Heck, considering the old DVD wasn’t even anamorphic, even that would have been a better treatment of a film that, for all its messiness, I truly enjoy. Just when I was about to give up hope, along comes the new Steven Spielberg: Director’s Collection (Universal, Rated PG/PG-13, Blu-Ray-$199.98 SRP), which brings together eight of the director’s Universal Pictures films into one must-have set. Along with the previously available special editions of Jaws, ET, Jurassic Park, and The Lost World: Jurassic Park, this set marks the high def debuts of Duel, Sugarland Express, 1941 (both the theatrical and far superior extended cuts), and Always. All this plus a 58-page book. So is this set worth it? By all means, yes. Yes, it is.

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    Although the story is rather flat and doesn’t hold up to much scrutiny, Sleeping Beauty (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$36.99 SRP) is the one Disney film that I watch just to admire the visual design (due largely to designer Evinyd Earle) and the incredible 2:55 widescreen canvas. The new Diamond Edition is sparklingly clean and pops like a champagne cork. Bonus features include a never-before-seen alternate opening sequence, deleted songs, a making-of documentary, an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and much more.

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    Of all of the action figures and merchandise that have been released in the 2 years since the most recent incarnation of the show debuted on Nickelodeon, none have come close to capturing Ciro Nieli’s brilliant designs like Diamond Select Toys’s set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Bust Banks (DST, $22.99 SRP each). Standing an average of 5″ tall with articulation at the shoulders, elbows, wrists, and heads, the sculpts are exceedingly accurate to the show’s designs, putting all other versions of the heroes in a halfshell out there to shame. In fact, my only disappointment is that they’re only busts and not full figures. Maybe that’s something they can rectify in the very near future. Here’s hoping, anyway.

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    It’s been over 10 years since the release of Tom Shales & James Andrew Miller’s definitive oral history of Saturday Night Live, years featuring plenty of new castmembers and scores of new sketches. With that in mind, as well as the show’s 40th anniversary, a newly updated and expanded edition of Live From New York (Little Brown, $30 SRP) has arrived, and contains enough new material for owners of the previous edition to justify upgrading. And if you don’t own a copy? It’s a must-have purchase.

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    Every bit as pulpy as the name implies, the first season of Penny Dreadful (Showtime, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$48.99 SRP) managed to be a gory Victorian cavalcade of familiar literary characters recast into a monstrously entertaining narrative. Bonus materials includes a clutch of featurettes, plus the first two episodes of fellow Showtime show Ray Donovan. Sadly, not a crossover.

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    While the special is fun in the same manner of their first go round with the legendary comics universe, Robot Chicken DC Comics Special 2: Villains In Paradise (Adult Swim, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) really shines beyond the 21 minute special, with the hours of bonus materials, including featurettes, commentaries and more.

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    In one of those, “Wait, this wasn’t out on Blu-Ray yet?” moments, the Farrelly Brothers’ Kingpin (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$21.99 SRP) makes its high definition debut in both its theatrical and R-rated forms, plus an audio commentary and a brand new featurette.

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    The eleventh season of Two And A Half Men (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$38.99 SRP) has eliminated the titular half man after the young actor’s public meltdown, so what we’re left with is the wacky misadventures of Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher. Plus Amber Tamblyn. Which, if you’re into the kind of thing, is fine. I guess. The 3-disc set contains a bonus gag reel.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 6/6/14: Hi Bob!

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Those gloriously wonderful folks at Shout Factory have rescued yet another beloved but neglected classic television show from the pits of neglect in the form of The Bob Newhart Show: The Complete Series (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$129.99 SRP). That’s right – you can now get all 142 episodes in one super-box, packed with audio commentaries and a bonus disc sporting the original version of the pilot, a reunion featurette, the 1991 19th anniversary special, a gag reel, and more. THIS is why Shout Factory is one of the best companies out there. Now, if only they could get their hands on Sgt. Bilko, I’ll be a very happy chappie.

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    For Doctor Who fans, Mark Gatiss’s docudrama An Adventure In Space And Time (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP) is a brilliant love letter to the franchise, its creators, and its fans, as it tells the tale of the show’s humble origins as a simple kid’s show that managed to make all of the right decisions – including the casting of the irascible first Doctor, William Hartnell – to become an institution. Bonus materials include a making-of, deleted scenes, recreated classic Who scenes using vintage cameras, and a bonus DVD with the first Doctor’s inaugural story, “An Unearthly Child”.

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    After quite a long wait, the fine folks at Criterion have given another quirky Wes Anderson curiosity a high definition upgrade with The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (Criterion, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), and it both looks and sounds as snazzy as you were hoping. The massive clutch of bonus features should be familiar to fans of Criterion’s DVD release, including an audio commentary, the making-of documentary “This Is An Adventure”, an Italian talk show interview, an intern video journal, interviews with the cast and crew, a Mark Mothersbaugh interview, deleted scenes, still galleries, a conversation between Anderson and his brother, and Seu Jorge performing Bowie songs in Portuguese.

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    With a script from the Coen Brothers and a fun cast including Colin Firth, Cameron Diaz, and Alan Rickman, it’s surprising that Gambit (Sony, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$30.99 SRP) has made barely a ripple, as it’s a little confection of a con comedy, with an art curator (Firth) deciding to snooker his abusive media tycoon boss (Rickman) by getting him to purchase a fake Monet. Give it a spin.

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    Hard to believe there was a time that Clint Eastwood was the star of a TV show – and one that ran for eight years, at that – but now you can witness the end of that era with the release of that eighth and final season of Rawhide (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), starring Eastwood as trail boss Rowdy Yates.

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    It was only a matter of time before a documentary was made about the life and career of Vincent Furnier, the preacher’s son better known to the world as Alice Cooper. Super Duper Alice Cooper (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP) is that documentary, and it’s an exhaustive, engaging piece, peppered with contributions from contemporaries like Elton John and John Lydon, in addition to rare footage. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, additional rare footage, and interviews.

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    There’s no denying that Parts Per Billion (Millennium, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) is a downer of a film. Considering it deals with humanity on the verge of extinction after a biological disaster, there should be little surprise in that. But thanks to a cast that includes Frank Langella and Gena Rowlands, it’s a fascinating character piece about how a trio of couples cope with the looming specter of death.

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    For anyone who doubted that we’d ever see the rest of it, Warners has released The New Adventures Of Superman: Seasons 2 & 3 (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP), featuring 32 episodes produced by Filmation from 1966-1970. That just leaves the fourth and final season and it’s a wrap.

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    Catch up on the sixth and penultimate season of True Blood (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.98 SRP) before the final season premieres, as Sookie Stackhouse prepares to confront her parents’ killer at the same time the Louisiana governor calls open season on vampires. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and featurettes.

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    It’s become a go-to joke for a yokel paradise, but the story behind the Redneck Vegas, Branson, Missouri, makes for a fascinating story in the documentary We Always Lie To Strangers (Virgil Films, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP). It doesn’t change my opinion of the place, but it does allow me to understand why it became the powerful Ozarks oasis that exists today.

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    Even though outside success means that the days of Adam, Blake, and Ders are probably numbered, enjoy the merry misadventures of Workaholics (Comedy Central, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$22.98 SRP) in its fourth season. Two words: Renaissance Faire. Bonus materials include deleted/alternate scenes and outtakes.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/17/13: Just Visiting

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    As nearly every extant Doctor Who story has made its way onto DVD, the BBC has decided to dip back into their original DVD releases and remaster/expand them into special editions, the latest of which is a story from Peter Davison’s 5th Doctor era – Doctor Who: The Visitation (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), as the Doctor faces down an alien menace in the time of the Great Plague. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, film trims, and a lovely spotlight on the Doctor’s adventures in audio.

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    The fine folks at Thinkgeek know you can never have too many figural representations of Doctor Who‘s faithful robotic canine companion, so they’re offering an exclusive Mego-scale K-9 action figure ($9.59), a companion piece to Bif Bang Pow’s line of classic Who figures. It’s not articulated, but at such a large scale and accurate sculpt for such a low price point, is it a nifty display piece? Affirmative.

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    Now that the announcement has come down, the 7th season of Dexter (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$65.99 SRP) is the serial killer drama’s penultimate, as the titular sociopath finally comes clean to his sister as the police close in on solving the Bay Harbor Butcher killings.

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    Oh, Cloud Atlas (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) – you are a big, crazy bloated, James A Michener-esque epic of love and loss across the modern and future history of Earth, and for the life of me I still don’t know if I either understand or like you, but good on you for being you. Give it a spin and see if you can figure it out, or at the very least keep a straight face through Tom Hanks’ various accents. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes that try to explain it all.

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    I don’t watch it as religiously as I once did, but when the trio of Clarkson, May, & Hammond are on their game, as they are through most of Top Gear 19 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), it blows away anything being done by the middling (and unnecessary) American version. Just check out the epic Africa special on this set to see why.

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    If you want to see Charlie Sheen have a quirky meltdown in a film that feels like a pale Wes Anderson flick, look no further than the second directorial turn from Anderson’s frequent co-writer Roman Coppola, A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP). At least it manages to squeeze enjoyable moments from Bill Murray and Aubrey Plaza, so hey – there’s that. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and featurettes.

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    The folks at Scholastic continue to put out brilliant little animated adaptations of charming children’s books with their Scholastic Storybook Treasures line, the latest installment of which is Bink & Gollie …and More Stories About Friendship (Scholastic, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP).

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    This week’s kid-friendly release is a brand new volume of Nick, Jr.’s Team Umizoomi, Animal Heroes (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), featuring a quartet of animal-centric tales with monkey, dogs, bears, and more.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 4/12/13: Hyde And Go Seek

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    There’s a delightfully dada quality to Kristen Schaal: Live At The Filmore (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which finds the comedian with her first one-hour special – a special that would make Andy Kaufman proud. Bonus materials include her Comedy Central Presents special, her performance on John Oliver’s NY Stand-Up Show, and her favorite Daily Show appearances.

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    BBC Earth releases a trio of their brilliant and beautiful documentaries to high definition with the Blu-Ray release of The Blue Planet (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP), Great Barrier Reef (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP), and the recent theatrical release One Life (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.97 SRP). All should be in your player, now.

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    I’m a sucker for “Art Of” books for animated films, meaning The Art Of The Croods (Titan Books, $34.95 SRP) – chronicling the development of Dreamworks Animation’s latest CG flick – is right up my alley. As you would expect, it’s packed with the usual complement of art and interviews.

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    Based on a long-running UK drama, The Sweeney (E1, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP) hits the big screen starring Ray Winstone as the leader of London’s elite copper squad, detective Jack Regan, as his team tries to track down a master criminal bent on a major heist. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and more.

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    It doesn’t really hang together as a film, but Hyde Park On Hudson (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) is worth a spin just to see Bill Murray playing Franklin D. Roosevelt in a tale about the First Couple entertaining the King & Queen of England in the first visit of a reigning English monarch, as war looms on the horizon. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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    Brian Bonsall was moving front-and-center as Tina Yothers’ hair grew ever larger in the sixth season of Family Ties (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$45.98 SRP), as the cracks in the still-hit show begin to make themselves apparent, but it’s still worth a spin for the presence of Michael J. Fox’s comic gem Alex P. Keaton.

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    The kids can pile into the Magic School Bus with an all new eco-friendly release – The Magic School Bus: All About Earth (Scholastic, Not Rated, DVD-$12.95 SRP), featuring a trio of episodes covering the topics of seeds, volcanoes, and air pressure.

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    About as far from Frasier Crane as you can get, Kelsey Grammer returns as powerful and embattled Chicago mayor Tom Kane in the second season of Boss (Lionsgate, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.97 SRP). Bonus features include audio commentaries and a featurette.

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    There are few comedies as gut-bustingly funny as The History Channel’s miniseries The Bible (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$69.99 SRP). Not since Airplane! has the ludicrous been presented in such an over-the-top yet sublime manner. The only thing it’s missing is Leslie Nielsen. Bonus materials for this hot mess include a clutch of featurettes and a music video.

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    Leave it to the fine folks at Medicom Toy in Japan to make something as wonderful as a 3″ tall Two-Gun Mickey ($9.99), colored in the same black & white as the classic 1930’s Mickey cartoon from which it’s pulled, and imported into the US by the fine folks at Sideshow Collectibles. Do get yourself one.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/19/12: Feed Me, Seymour

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    A long, long, long time ago, at the birth of DVD, one of the earliest releases was a cult classic musical comedy that happened to have had its original downer ending reshot and replaced with a happy ending right before it was originally released in theaters. For the DVD, a black & white workprint of the original ending – which featured spectacular practical miniature effects as the film’s monsters took over the world – was included. And then the DVD was pulled, the original ending was removed, and the film was re-released on DVD, making the first DVD release a collector’s item. Over a dozen years later, that ending has been completely restored and finished off for the Little Shop Of Horrors: Director’s Cut (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP), available in lovely high definition for both the original and theatrical cuts, plus a new introduction from Frank Oz and the brilliant effects supervisor who created the now restored sequence, Richard Conway. It also carries over the audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and featurette from the original release. Get this, already.

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    Thinkgeek time! Worried you or those around you may have had a bit too much to drink? Or want to stop yourself before you get into bad territory? Well, you can estimate your blood alcohol level with the BacTrack Breath Alcohol Detector ($29.99 SRP), which tests in the 0.00-0.40% range. Simply blow into the mouthpiece and get a quick reading of whether you’re soused or not.

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    I don’t know what I was expecting from the documentary Nina Conti: Her Master’s Voice (Virgil Films, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), but what we get is a fascinating, heartfelt, and sometimes brutally honest tale of inspiration and obligation, as ventriloquist comedian Conti makes a journey to the US in order to take the puppets bequeathed to her by her late mentor Ken Campbell to their own final resting place. Instead, we see Conti coming to grips both with the complex man who inspired her, and her relationship with her own creations. Just watch it. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a performance, an interview, and even a séance.

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    While many an armchair collector will snatch up animation cells as some sort of investment, or will cover the idea that they own what is actually seen in the final product, I am a much bigger fan of original production art – the true expression of the artist’s craft, while cells are merely a tracing of that spark. A lot of that very beautiful original production art, from sketches and layouts to model sheets and doodles, is captured in the beautifully conceived A Disney Sketchbook (Disney Editions, $50.00 SRP), which presents all of this art as if you are flipping through actual art pages full of pencil drawings. More volumes of this, please, as this merely whets the appetite.

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    Disney in the 70’s was an awkward company, desperately trying to maintain the magic post-Walt while churning out a massive amount of live action family films. A few, like Bedknobs & Broomsticks, combined live action, animation, and music in an attempt to repeat the alchemy of Mary Poppins. One attempt that is flawed but is a dear, dear favorite of mine is Pete’s Dragon (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), the tale of an orphaned boy named Pete, on the run from an evil foster family with his dragon Elliott by his side, who arrives in a sleepy seaside town and turns things on their ear. The music’s fun, the performances are a hoot, and there’s some genuine sentiment in there. Oh, and the new Blu-Ray remastering looks stunning. Get this.

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    I haven’t really been taken with a Wes Anderson film since Rushmore, as each of his subsequent efforts come across as increasingly affected in attempt to capture a Hal Ashbyian ideal. That said, the most enjoyable film so far has to be Moonrise Kingdom (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), which at its very base is a simple love story between a pair of kids running from a lot of problems on a small, isolated island. Yup, that’s pretty much it. It’s quaint and affecting. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes.

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    The 4th season’s heady, happy high of founding Sterling Cooper Draper Price goes darkly sour as Don Draper drifts into an abyss all his own in the wheels within wheels 5th season of Mad Men (Lionsgate, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), which is definitely a season that deserves another watch, particularly in the always snazzier high definition of Blu-Ray which allows the visual style of the show to shine. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes on everything from the history of the period to composer David Carbonara’s score, and a gallery of Newsweek covers.

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    It’s not the most appealing character design, but while Pixar’s intent is to pull the heartstrings as much as entertain, Dreamworks’ Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted (Dreamworks, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) really just wants to entertain and make you laugh.. And it largely succeeds, bringing our still-on-the-run zoo escapees under the big top. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes – and if you act fast, your very own rainbow wig, just like Marty the Zebra wears.

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    Spinning off from Tim & Eric, John C. Reilly’s daft, disturbing creation Dr. Steve Brule gets his very own series and very own DVD release with Check It Out with Dr. Steve Brule (Adult Swim, Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP), which contains all 12 episodes plus a small clutch of bonus features. So yes, do check it out.

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    While not a classic, A League Of Their Own (Sony, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) certainly has become a fixture in the pop culture firmament, so it’s arrival in high definition is certainly welcome. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, interview, and a music video.

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    After Anne Hathaway was a princess but before she was a Catwoman, she was the titular star of the fairy tale Ella Enchanted (Lionsgate, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$14.99 SRP), which finds its way into high definition. Its tale of a young woman given the gift of obedience by her Fairy Godmother when she was born, who then determines to return the more-curse-than-gift, is a fun little romp. Bonus materials an audio commentary, featurettes deleted scenes, and a music video.

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    If you’ve ever wanted to know exactly why anyone would choose to cooperate with the rise and run of the Nazi regime, Nazi Collaborators (Shanachie, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is a definitive, comprehensive, haunting, and infuriating look at the citizens and circumstances that led to the support of such base evil.

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    Long before he became Bond, Daniel Craig starred as an Inspector investigating the mysterious murder of a body found in the titular The Ice House (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP), which just so happens to be that of a husband missing for over 10 years. The disc also contains a featurette on the author of the original novel, Minette Walters.

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    And for this week’s soundtrack pick, we get a brand new, expanded edition of John Carpenter’s original score for The Fog (Silva Screen, $17.09 SRP), featuring both the remixed soundtrack album done in 2000, as well as the original score cues from 1980.

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    This week also brings a pair of classic TV releases from the CBS vaults, with the second volumes of both Gunsmoke: Season Six (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.98 SRP) and Perry Mason: Season 7 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$55.98 SRP). While Perry Mason is featureless, Gunsmoke contains the original sponsor spots.

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    Did you know there was a high-spirited western starring Dean Martin and Brian Keith? Neither did I, but once I found out about Something Big (Paramount, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.99 SRP), I knew I had to see this flick about a man (Dean) who wants to go out in style, even if it means robbing a stagecoach and running off with a girl, hotly pursued by her fiancé (Keith).

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    It’s a shame that Alcatraz (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) ended its run after only a handful of episodes, as it was nice to see Sam Neil and Jorge Garcia working together, even if the JJ Abrams fueled plot – about a mysterious group of prisoners from the infamous penitentiary repeating their crimes in modern San Francisco – was another overwrought puzzlebox. Bonus materials include a featurette, unaired scenes, and a gag reel.

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    Even when a series gets cancelled, it’s still a safe bet that you may very well see a DVD release, particularly if the show made it a full season – as NBC’s take on the John Grisham novel The Firm (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) did. The 6-disc set contains all 22 episodes plus cast & crew interviews and featurettes.

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    You can’t get further from 24 than Keifer Sutherland’s touchy-feely role in the goopy sci-spirituality mess that is Touch (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), which finds him the father of an emotionally challenged son that has the mathematical shining to see how every life on the planet connects. And then they go all Touched By An Angel. Bonus materials include an extended pilot episode, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • My Favourite Things: June 2012

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    Hey guys! This month saw me take my first real vacation in about 3 years. I was actually away for 15 days of this month so my internet time was exactly halved. As a result, this month’s list is slightly shorter than usual. But I think I still found three nuggets of gold for your eye holes so take a look and know that I’ll be back to my usual length next month… ladies.

    1) Bill Murray’s Hall of Fame Speech

    I’m not a baseball fan. As an Irishman I guess it’s just not in my blood. But I am a Bill Murray fan. It doesn’t matter where you’re from, you should be able to love Bill Murray.

    What you may not have known about him is that he actually owns a baseball team. He co-owns the Charleston RiverDogs and due to his long service to baseball he has recently been inducted into the South Atlantic League Hall of Fame. And as he says in the video, he’s never been inducted into a Hall of Fame before so he had to accept.

    Murray is a genius of the highest order so if you give him a podium to make a speech, you know it’s going to be good. He didn’t write anything for it, he just got up and spoke about how much he loves baseball and it’s every bit as good as you think it would be. Take a look.

    2) Paul & Storm – Write Like The Wind (George R. R. Martin)

    We here at FRED love Paul & Storm.

    Well… we love Storm.

    They have just released what is to my mind their first proper music video. Hopefully the first of many more to come. The song is about the agony of waiting for the next Game of Thrones book and the video is as ridiculous as you might expect from the duo.

    3) Super Mario Street Art

    This is a really cool time-lapse video which shows how artist Chris Carlson creates a 3D looking image on the sidewalk with just chalk and a ruler. Two bonus cool points go to the art being of an 8bit Mario and the awesome music added to the video.

    After seeing how he does it, I almost feel like I could give it a go too but I know that it would just look like a 5 year old attempted it.

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    And that’s it! My favourite things of the last month.

    Aaron Poole is the creator of Polish pole polish. He is also more accurately an internet whore and rarely leaves the house. If you like what you read here check out his blog http://aaronfever.blogspot.com

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 6/15/12: Harold & Murray

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Bill Murray’s big breakout theatrical comedy gets a face lift and a high definition debut with the release of Meatballs (Lionsgate, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$14.99 SRP). While it’s not on par with some of his later flicks, or other comedies of the period, it’s still a lovely, often funny picture that still holds up almost 35 years later. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and trailers.

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    You’d think it’s be hard to get excited about cups, but how about cups that dry lightning fast? I know! Well, then, get excited about the Totem Stackable Air-Drying Cups ($9.99), which not only dry fast, but are also designed to allow for air flow when stacked. And that’s less than 10 bucks for 4 of them!

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    While there may be the occasional element that seems dated, Hal Ashby’s deliciously black comedy of unconventional love Harold And Maude (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP) is a welcome addition to Criterion’s catalogue of merit, and arrives not only with a sparkling new high-def transfer and improved sound (perfect for the iconic Cat Stevens soundtrack), but also an audio commentary, illustrated audio excerpts from seminars by Ashby & writer-producer Colin Higgins, an interview w/ Yusuf Islam/Cat Stevens, and the usual must-read supplemental booklet.

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    The more I see of it, the more I’m impressed with just how much of a lovely 50’s cinematic feel the Patrick Troughton years of Doctor Who seem to have. Case in point is the 2nd Doctor story The Seeds Of Death (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), in which The Doctor must face down the Ice Warriors when they lay claim to 21st century Earth’s “T-Mat” transport system control on the Moon, leaving Earth to face increasingly dire food and medicine shortages. Also available, and a nice contrast to the increasingly-cheap and less-inspired arc of the series is the Peter Davison 5th Doctor story Resurrection Of The Daleks (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), which features a down-on-their-luck Dalek contingent eager to bring back Davros. As usual, both releases are loaded with bonus features, including commentaries, documentaries, and archival materials.

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    It’s been years and a lifetime since Jimmy Fallon last put out an album, at the height of his SNL success – and the maturity in both style and substance shows in Jimmy Fallon: Blow Your Pants Off (Warner Bros., $9.99 SRP), which features a much more assured level of musical parody, and guest stars aplenty – including Paul McCartney.

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    Setting the stage with stellar releases of both Modern Times & The Great Dictator, Criterion releases another Charlie Chaplin classic in high-def with The Gold Rush (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), which is stunningly restored and packed with an audio commentary, featurettes, a documentary, trailers, and more.

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    Watching the fifth season of The Sarah Jane Adventures (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is a bittersweet affair, as its truncated season represents the final work of the late, great Liz Sladen, who passed away during production. In addition to the 3 episodes comprising her finished work, there’s also a lovely tribute special honoring her.

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    I still find the film odd and slightly off-putting, but the visuals are fascinating and the music is fantastic, which makes the newly-restored high definition debut of The Beatles’ Yellow Submarine (Capitol, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) a recommendation for any fan, as it looks and sounds amazing and is packed with bonus materials.

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    It’s not my favorite Danny Boyle flick, but I do find much to enjoy in Shallow Grave (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$27.99 SRP), which gets knighted with not only it’s debut in high-definition, but also a special edition from Criterion. As black as pitch but nicely offbeat, the story revolves around a trio of roommates (Christopher Eccleston, Ewan McGregor, & Kerry Fox) whose decision to take in a boarder who dies in an overdose, leading the trio to make increasingly bad decisions when it comes to how to deal with it. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, interviews, a video diary, a documentary, and more.

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    Opinion on the film itself may be divided, but there’s no denying the memorable design work up on the screen, the evolution of which is documented in The Art Of Prometheus (Titan Books, $39.99 SRP), continuing artwork, photos, and commentary about what went in to developing the visual style of Ridley Scott’s return to sci-fi.

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    It’s not as much fun as the first film, nor the sublime joy of Moffat & Gatiss’s BBC series, but Sherlock Holmes: Game Of Shadows (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is a load of fun, as Robert Downey Jr.’s Holmes and Jude Law’s Watson track Moriarty across Europe in hopes of averting his plans for world domination. Bonus materials include the deluxe Maximum Movie Mode guided tour through the film, hosted by Robert Downey Jr.

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    It certainly couldn’t be worse than the mediocre first attempt at a big screen outing for Marvel’s flaming-skulled avenger, but it’s still a pleasant surprise that Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (Sony, Rated PG-13, 3D Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is a decent watch, if unspectacular. Also helpful is that Nic Cage has toned town his Nic Cage-isms and finally seems to realize that they’re not necessary when he, you know, plays a character who’s head turns into a flaming skull. Bonus materials include a video commentary, deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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    Leave it to HBO to make destination viewing out of a film about the 2008 financial crisis, which is exactly what they’ve done with Too Big Too Fail (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP). Based on Andrew Ross Sorkin’s book, it’s a perfect storm of fiscal disaster on multiple fronts, from Wall Street to Washington. Bonus materials include a trio of featurettes.

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    I have no affection for sports, but Hoosiers (MGM, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) – like all great sports films – doesn’t require me to like sports to like it, mainly because of the presence of the great Gene Hackman. Now in high definition, this special edition sports an audio commentary, deleted scenes, a documentary, and the original 1954 Championship Game.

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    Perry the Platypus and the O.W.C.A. take on the nefarious Dr. Doofenschmirtz in the new collection Phineas & Ferb: The Perry Files (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), which brings together a clutch of episodes highlighting the egg-laying mammal’s fedora-fueled adventures. And not only do fans get a groovy little adventure packed with wacky fun, but also bonus materials including featurettes.

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    Based on Joe Kelly’s recent comics storyline for the Man Of Steel, Superman Vs The Elite (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP) is the latest animated direct-to-home-video animated adaptation to grace our screens, and while the storyline itself is fine (as are the visuals), it just makes me long for the original Bruce Timm animated DC Universe of yore. Until Warners comes to their senses and brings back in the likes of Paul Dini to make greatness again, I suppose these’ll do. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, previews, and more.

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    Get the ol’ soap-a-dope going with a trio of first season releases from ABC – GCB, Missing, & Scandal (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$24.96 SRP each). All three sport bonus materials including commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, bloopers, and more.

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    Say goodbye to Turtle – because you know you never really cared about anyone else – with the 8th and final season of Entourage (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), as Vince and the gang are finally confronted with the horrors of actually growing up. Bonus materials include a retrospective featurette with interviews and behind-the-scenes footage.

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    The trio from the one and only original return with the complete 18th season of Top Gear (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), which finds Clarkson, May, & Hammond traveling across India in this season’s centerpiece road trip. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes.

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    This week’s of batch of reality TV releases features the back-to-back releases of the domesticated KISS frontman plodding along in Gene Simmons Family Jewels: Season 6 Volume 1 & Gene Simmons Family Jewels: Season 6 Volume 2 (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP each), as well as the fourth volume of those goofball brokers of Pawn Stars (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP).

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 11/4/11: The Toys Are Back In Town

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Get the full at-home 3-D experience of their theatrical releases with the new 3-D editions of Toy Story, Toy Story 2, & Toy Story 3 (Walt Disney, Rated G, 3D Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP each). All 3 are eye-popping treats that look and sound really, really good on your massive 3DHDTV. The bonus features are exactly the same, including audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, roundtables, production art, and much more. These new 3-D sets even come with the standard Blu-Ray & DVD, plus a digital copy. Why would you buy these films any other way?

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    If your kid is both a LEGO and a Star Wars fan, then they’re probably in need of a place to put all of those piles of bricks. Well, with the ZipBin Star Wars Storage Case ($19.99), they can not only keep their LEGOs in there, but they can also unzip it for a themed play area.

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    I don’t see it as quite the abomination that some purists have made it out to be, and it’s not like Pixar hasn’t done sequels before, but the best I can say about Cars 2 (Walt Disney, Rated G, 3D Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) is that it’s an enjoyable film that largely treads creative water, but that’s fine. It’s fun. And, of course, the kids will watch it on endless repeat as parents rue the introduction of dozens of new toys they’ll have to buy. Besides looking stunning in 3D, the 5-disc 3D edition is loaded with an audio commentary, two brand new short subjects, featurettes, deleted scenes, artwork, and more.

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    While it’s not the feature-laden special edition I was hoping for, I’m still delighted that we’ve gotten one of my favorite holiday flicks, Scrooged (Paramount, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), in high definition just in time to gather the family around the big screen this holiday season. Now put a little love in your heart.

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    Even if you’re not terribly curious about the entertainment industry, there’s no denying that His Way: A Portrait Of Hollywood Legend Jerry Weintraub (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is an engaging documentary about an industry veteran as colorful in his own way as his contemporary Robert Evans. Give it a spin and you’ll be hooked. Bonus materials include additional footage.

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    Join Victoria Justice and the kids at Hollywood Arts High School for more singing, dancing, and ventriloquism in Victorious: Season 1 Part 2 (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP). The 2-disc set contains 9 episodes plus the iCarly crossover special, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and a music video.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 1/7/11: Of Schmucks & Pilkington

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    I think it largely disappeared from theaters, which is a shame, because Dinner For Schmucks (Dreamworks, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is actually a fun little comedy in the vein of most recent pics starring Paul Rudd and/or Steve Carrell – affable, funny, and heartwarming. Rudd stars as a business exec whose attempt to get a better position are hindered only by making a good showing at the titular dinner, which requires executives to find a bizarre person to bring as a guest to be mocked by the others. Naturally, Rudd pegs onto Carell to be his guest, but things don’t go quite to plan. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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    Want a little bit of quick, cheap work area light with the convenience of USB? Then the USB LED Desktop Lamp ($7.99) is the convenient, bright, perfectly-named solution to your needs. Easy, right?

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    If you enjoyed the Ricky Gervais podcast, the animated versions made from those recordings and presented as The Ricky Gervais Show (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) don’t really enhance the humor that much, but serves as a nice “best bits” collection that just happens to have some visuals attached. The 2-disc set contains the entire 1st season plus an episode storyboard and Comedy Gala animation.

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    After a smattering of single-disc releases, the long-awaited second volume of iCarly Season 2 (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) has arrived, sporting 12 episodes plus a small clutch of behind-the-scenes extras (though it’s ridiculous there aren’t far more).

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    When I first saw My Dog Skip (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP), I feared it would some kind of saccharine, nostalgia-fueled snoozer. To my surprise, it was actually a sweet little flick that’s largely carried on the back of the then still-lovable Frankie Muniz. Don’t believe me? Give it a spin via this new high-def edition. Bonus features include audio commentaries and additional scenes.

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    The fourth season of Big Love (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) finds multiple-family man Bill Hendrickson out from under the thumb of mad “prophet” Roman Grant, but will his plans to run for the Utah State Senate tear apart his happy homes? Bonus materials include a special behind-the-scenes featurette for every episode.

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    Like most Ron Howard films, I found Backdraft (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) to be wholly competent, but ultimately lifeless and dull. Sure, the fire visuals remain impressive – more so now in high definition – but the story and its execution by Howard just sort of sits there. Bonus materials include an introduction, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    It’s in re-watching it that I fully understood just how mannered and poor man’s Wes Anderson (which, really, should be left up to Wes Anderson) Sofia Coppola’s Lost In Translation (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) is. Though, I admit, it’s always fun to see Bill Murray on autopilot. Bonus features include featurettes, deleted scenes, a music video, and more.

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    ABC Family’s The Secret Life Of The American Teenager (ABC Family, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) continues to steam along, as the 5th season finds the characters facing teenage pregnancy head-on. Bonus materials include a quartet of featurettes.

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    Yeah, Family Guy‘s Star Wars parodies are largely inferior to Robot Chicken‘s, but that’s largely due to the former’s shoehorning of their characters into the roles, instead of being allowed to just play with the universe as it exists. Thankfully, they’ve come to an end with the 3rd and final installment, Family Guy: It’s A Trap (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) which, as you can guess, takes on Return Of The Jedi. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and outtakes.

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    It’s a daunting proposition, revisiting a film that defined the 80’s with the simple phrase “Greed Is Good”, and I’m not entirely sure Oliver Stone succeeds with Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which comes on the heels of the economic collapse of the past few years that itself has played like an awkward sequel to the financial whirlwind of the 80’s. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, interviews, featurettes, and more.

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    For fans eager for its release the wait for the complete high definition release of Battlestar Galactica: Season Four (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$88.98 SRP) have had their prayers answered by a robot with this 6-disc set featuring audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, extended cuts, video blogs, and more.

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    The idea of carrying on a TV series in comic book form – written by the showe’s creator and writers – is actually a pretty good idea. Sadly, Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Season 8 (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) is a motion comic version of the comic book series that managed to maintain the same level of tragic mediocrity that marked the pitiful end of that once-proud series.

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    The Warner Archive Collection certainly has been going full bore when it comes to their catalogue releases, and have ramped up things considerably on the animated side. I mean, I don’t think anyone ever expected they might one day be able to purchase a complete series set of Hanna-Barbera’s short-lived Swat Kats (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$34.95). But here it is.

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    I thought the fine folks at Sideshow did a bang-up job with their original Indiana Jones Premium Format figure, taken from Raiders Of The Lost Ark and holding the golden fertility idol. As well done as that mixed media figure was, they’ve trumped it with the one-two punch from Temple Of Doom with Premium Format Figures of both Indiana Jones ($309.99) and Mola Ram ($294.99). Both are very limited editions, and supplies are dwindling fast. I’d recommend you pick both up before you miss out, or you’ll regret being left at the mercy of the aftermarket for these gems.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 6/11/10: I’m Alright

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    You wouldn’t think a comedy like Caddyshack (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP) would benefit so much from high definition, but the new Blu-Ray benefits from a crystal clear picture that looks better than it ever has previously. To add even more incentive, there’s a new feature-length 30th anniversary documentary featuring most of the principals (sans Bill Murray and Chevy Chase) reminiscing, as well as the half-hour featurette from the original DVD release. The film is also available via iTunes & Amazon On Demand.

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    Who wouldn’t want a radio controlled robot you can fit in the palm of your hand? I know! Well, the dream you never thought you had has come true with the line of Zbit Mini R/C Robots ($14.99 each). There’s a whole line of the little buggers to choose from, and each one is just as nifty as can be.

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    Launched in the wake of Raiders Of The Lost Ark and clearly playing in the same ’30s adventure sandbox, Tales Of The Gold Monkey (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$49.97 SRP) was TVs attempt to cash in with a pretty damn fun series starring Michael Collins as a young American transporting people on the run in the South Pacific in 1938 via his Grumman Goose seaplane. Felled by high costs after one season, you can now own it all in a set packed with commentaries, featurettes, and more.

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    It’s only in hindsight that you realize the entire season you spent watching Ice Road Truckers (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.95 SRP) on the edge of your seat worried about a truck (and trucker) falling through the ice was really just an entire season of watching trucks drive. Back and forth. Because nothing deadly has happened yet. Really, you’re just watching a soap opera. In trucks. On ice. The 3rd season set contains all 13 episodes, plus additional footage.

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    It’s a shame that we can only get it divorced from the Jim Henson Hour, within which it was originally presented, but it’s worth picking up Jim Henson’s Dog City (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) just to support the release of more Henson specials.

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    While most of the attention went to Christopher Nolan’s The Prestige, the other magician film, The Illusionist (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), is a fun little love story wrapped up in a mystery, with a cast that includes Ed Norton, Paul Giamatti, Rufus Sewell, and Jessica Biel. The new 2-disc Blu-Ray features the original standard edition DVD, containing the bonus materials.

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    Abandoning the 2-disc half-season sets in favor of the single disc episode collection familiar to fans of Spongebob, iCarly: iSaved Your Life (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) contains an extended director’s cut of the titular episode, plus a trio of episodes and the movie “iQuit iCarly”. Bonus materials include behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    Many doubted it would happen, but it turns out that Larry David did return for a 7th season of Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), and he brought with him a holy grail of a storyline for comedy fans – a meta Seinfeld reunion, bringing all of the principals together for a the shooting of a special within season. Bonus materials in the 2-disc set includes interviews and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    For those keeping score, the Charlie Chan TCM Spotlight Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), features the final three films starring Sidney Toler as the legendary sleuth who makes solving crimes a family affair. Those three films are Dark Alibi, Dangerous Money, & The Trap, with Roland Winters debut as Chan rounding out the set in The Chinese Ring.

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    Proving once again that their purpose is to really dig into the vaults and release titles that otherwise wouldn’t get a DVD release, the Warner Archive has added the Red Skelton Whistling Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.95), which contains a trio of flicks starring Skelton – Whistling In The Dark, Whistling In Dixie, & Whistling In Brooklyn.

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    On the heels of the success of Hercules and Xena, Warners waded into the fray with The New Adventures Of Robin Hood (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$34.95), which aimed for the same kind of tone but never caught on like the others did. For the dedicated fanbase, though, the Warner Archive has made the first season available, which makes me think the rest of the series will be coming in due course.

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    How many of you remember that Family Matters (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) didn’t start out with Urkel? No, the nasally ubernerd was nowhere to be found at the beginning of this spin-off from Perfect Strangers, which began as a simple family sitcom. If only they knew what the were about to be engulfed by in just a few short episodes. The first season set contains all 22 episodes.

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    Tween & teen girls are the intended audience for the extended edition release of the Disney Channel movie Starstruck (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$28.99 SRP), about a small town girl who hooks up with a pop star after a chance encounter. Bonus features include music videos, an additional song, and the soundtrack CD.

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    Talk about a show that just limped along to the end – you can now own the 6th and final season of Nip/Tuck (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), a guilty pleasure of a show that became guiltier and less pleasurable as things wound on. Bonus materials are limited to a featurette on the psychology of plastic surgery.

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    Featuring over 22 points of articulation, 2 sets of interchangeable posing hands, an openable chest with positive “blue” energy inside, battery-operated illuminated eyes, interchangeable arm cannons, interchangeable rocket boots, and a display base, Hot Toys’ 12-inch Astro Boy figure ($104.99) is not only a fine collectible, but also a great gift for a kid (the ones that take care of their toys, naturally). Unlike their recent vinyl Astro Boy display, this one is fully poseable. Ridiculously so. Get it while you can.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Soapbox: The Allure Of So-Bad-It’s-Good

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    It’s Such a Fine Line Between Stupid and Clever

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    Friday night, I fulfilled one of my cinematic dreams: to see The Room live with its director, writer, producer and star, Tommy Wiseau. That this wish ranks somewhere with seeing a true 70mm print of Tati’s Playtime in a theater and meeting my favorite director, Martin Scorsese, strikes even me as odd. By my count, this was my eighth or ninth time seeing the film, and the second in a theater. Each time, I watched it with a different group of friends or a few converts as we spread the Gospel of Wiseau around the Southeastern United States setting up churches devoted to the vaguely Teutonic Jack-of-all-trades (or fight clubs; people react to The Room in different ways).

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    For those who somehow found this page on a geek-oriented web site and still don’t know what The Room is, I don’t know that words can help you. Clearly meant to be a personal, maybe even psychological, drama about a man whose life falls apart before his eyes, The Room features such bad acting, such inexplicable dialogue and such unnecessary special effects (such as using CGI backdrops of the San Francisco skyline despite being filmed in San Francisco) that even its creator began to sell it as an intended dark comedy when the first reviews hit publications. The only way to assign any meaning at all to the film is to argue facetiously for its stance as an auterial work of hidden layers, as I once did for a laugh.

    Wiseau certainly figured out his role in the inevitable snowball of bad-press-as-good-press long before he showed up in Atlanta last night to present the film in-between negotiations with Cartoon Network for a new show. Not only does he sell that bullshit about the film’s “intentional” comedy; he also appears in the flesh – for lack of a better term – to bask in the dubious love of crowds of hipsters who have come not to praise Tommy but to bury him.

    After a meet-and-greet, Wiseau held a half-hour Q&A, during which he insulted some questioners, hugged others, led a singing of “Happy Birthday” and even dumped plastic spoons – the faithful will understand – onto a willing fan. When Wiseau deigned to answer a question, his answers only heightened confusion and uncertainty, each response an ouroboric, self-annihilating cycle of incoherent logic and halting English. He responded to one individual’s question of the significance of cancer in the film by promising to “educate” the young lad, only to spiral into unexplored lingual territory before finally telling the kid to just Google “cancer” to get the answer. Then, a guy asked what it was like to work with Jessica Alba on some small project, to which Wiseau creepily and mysteriously replied, “Which Jessica Alba, the real one or the funny one?”

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    The crowd ate it up, paying more attention to him than their high school and college (if more than 10 percent of the people in the theater were old enough to be out of college), and the actual screening was an uproarious experience, the usual electricity of a live show amplified by Wiseau’s presence. Seasoned pros had dialogue and action down to the second, engaging in spot-on countdowns and shouting the lines as they were said, while neophytes basked in the mad insanity of it all.

    As I sat near the front, pelted by plastic spoons thrown with wild abandon and screaming and laughing my head off, I devoted some time to wondering, as I always do when I sit down with The Room, why I do this. We’ve moved firmly into the summer block of movie releases now, a time of year only slightly improved over the cinematic wasteland that is the first financial quarter of the year. I spend my summers at the movies typically setting aside the five or six big releases that I get some measure of entertainment out of – from passive enjoyment to the one or two releases I rave about – from the wave of derivative franchise films and failed attempts to launch new franchises that stem primarily from a source material or from so many clichŽs and tropes that the word “original” does not automatically come to mind.

    Why then, spend my time with films that go beyond the unremarkable and passively offensive detritus of the mainstream into the realm of true tastelessness? There are plenty of great films being made in this country, to say nothing of the rest of the world, on a yearly basis, and I could be devoting more time to tracking down limited distribution and belated DVD releases than returning over and over again to the casual misogyny of The Room and Manos: The Hands of Fate or the staggering inanity of Night Train to Mundo Fine. What grabs me?

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    Well, for one thing, I’m not typically disposed toward tearing apart independent artists*, as everyone deserves the chance to mess up and learn through error at first, particularly those working outside the studio system. With the term “indie movie” having taken on the same meaning as “indie rock” – that is to say a definable aesthetic over a true lack of mainstream distribution – the ambition it takes to go out and raise the money and the crew oneself should be acknowledged even if the finished product should be put in a safe and then dumped in the sea.

    But that does not account for why I can so ardently get behind these movies. The most obvious reason, and the most perversely poetic, is that these bad movies**, hallmarks of everything cinema shouldn’t be, bring back a communal sense of the theater. The practice of shouting out lines, be they jeers or made-up dialogue, stretches back to the medium’s beginning, when patrons of silent films would make up conversations between title cards and vociferously offer their opinion of the movie as it unfolded. Now, long after cinema has established itself as the seventh art and produces masterpieces and moving baubles for cheap consumption, the embrace of pure, unmistakable garbage somehow brings the medium back to the nexus point of its divergence between entertainment and art.

    As such, nearly everyone who attends something like The Room in a live setting enters with the intent to watch it “ironically,” to cheer and jeer before leaving with an ego boost, assured that even the poorest life decisions won’t turn out that bad. But those same people leave with a genuine, however twisted, appreciation of the film. As sarcastic as it may sound, the film really does bring people together, a deliriously fun experience that even the quality blockbusters cannot elicit. It’s no wonder, then, that midnight movies take up residence at arthouse theaters: they engender an earnest cinephilia, linking the intellectual, the pretentious and the mundane into one hollering carnival.

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    Edward D. Wood, Jr. The King of Crap

    Also, to return to the independent angle, a number of these films show a passion lacking in “proper” movies. Take the most famous example of bad-good filmmaking, Ed Wood Jr. Wood’s initial work ethic and optimistic ethos, immortalized in Tim Burton’s biopic on the director (and his most human work), believed in the power of movie making. Wood wanted to make it, to be sure, but the excitement evident in his films, seen most clearly in his satisfaction with every first take no matter what mistakes occurred, gives the impression that the simple act of making a film gave him such pleasure that critical and commercial success could not have elevated it a great deal. (Only after people got wise to how bad he was and shut him out did Wood give in to a more bitter and defeated outlook.)

    I would venture to say, though, that Wood’s films contain more than just passion,; many have surprisingly progressive ideas, especially in the push for acceptance of alternative lifestyles put forward by the transvestite director. The stiff acting that mars his films grates on the nerves, but it also breaks from the more melodramatic delivery of contemporary film. Bunny Breckinridge’s performance in Plan 9 from Outer Space, in which he was ironically the only professional actor (save the footage Wood took of Bela Lugosi before his death), is so brilliantly deadpan that he practically opened the doors for anti-comedy in the movies. Hell, he could have fit in the early films of Michelangelo Antonioni, whose ennui-filled art movies stand at the opposite pole from Ed Wood’s sandbox. Burton clearly understood this by casting Bill Murray, one of the great deadpans, to play Bunny in Ed Wood, allowing audiences to see just how thin the line separating Wood’s ineptitude from talent really was.

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    Perhaps this is all an effect of the majority of cinema falling almost by definition in the middle, the sheer mass and size of the average obscuring the extremities into one horizon. But I can recite more of The Room’s script than I can of any of my 10 favorite films, and both of my live viewings of the film (and some home screenings with friends) trump any other theatrical experience for sheer pleasure. Ultimately, in a country*** increasingly typified by mediocrity, from its entertainment to its government, there’s something appealing about trying and failing spectacularly. None of these people made a film with tax write-offs in mind; they put everything on the line to do something they loved. Regardless of how terrible (and terribly funny) the finished product is, who can’t respect that spirit?

    *The second main criterion of bad films taken as comic brilliance is that the film cannot be intended as a comedy. Comedy cannot fail and be subsequently taken as comedy, at least not without a cavernous sense of schadenfreude. This also explains why The Room almost certainly could not have been originally a comedy.
    ** The original midnight movies – the anti-Western El Topo, David Lynch’s debut Eraserhead, John Waters’ pictures and The Rocky Horror Picture Show — all had darkly comic moments and a tastelessness that attracted audiences of dubious character, but each of these films contains working elements, and some of them could be taken as high art, separating them from the bad dramas working their way through cultist hands today.
    ***Cult films do tend to be a curiously, though not exclusively, American province; only recently has The Room ventured outside the country, and even the British rock opera Rocky Horror enjoys more success here (though a theater in Germany is modeled after the film).

    Jake Cole is a 20-year-old journalism student at Auburn University who hopes to become a critic. He constantly updates his blog, Not Just Movies, where he garrulously spouts about film, television and whatever else strikes his fancy. In his considerable free time, he wonders what it would be like to know how to talk to women.

  • Party Favors: A Swiftian Gouge

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    NASHVILLE – How much is your child’s love worth?

    Kiddie country sensation Taylor Swift is coming to town. Just for kicks I checked Stubhub to see how much people were willing to resell tickets to the sold out show. I nearly threw up my Twinkie when I saw quite a few seats priced at $l,200. That’s not a typo. They are expecting some parent to pay $1,2000 for their kid to see a twig with a blonde wig. Since the kid isn’t of driving age, that means the parent is willing to pay $2,400 to make their kid happy. While the seats were on the floor, they were nearly 50 rows back from the stage.

    For that price, I expect to be close enough to the stage to know if Taylor Swift wears panties or a g-string. I want to be close enough to use qualify as her OB-GYN. I want Taylor Lautner to swear he smells me on her. For $2,400, I expect to see my name tattooed above her butt crack as thanks.

    This outrageous price is being met for a kiddie act. Did scalpers at New Kids on the Block or the Monkees concerts ever get $1,200? Did the Monkees even get paid that much money per show? I don’t think there’s any adult act I’d pay that much money to merely see. Once in Atlantic City we were told that New Year’s Eve tickets to Cher were $500. My response is for that price, they had better serve me Cher’s removed ribs. For that much cash, I expect Taylor Swift to cook us breakfast after she Simonizes my car.

    What exactly do you get for $2,400? Your little girl’s love until the next Disney sensation comes to town? You could buy an Oompa-Loompa for less. Have we become a nation of Veruca Salts and their daddies? There must be a cash limit on being the cool parent. Getting into a sold out concert shouldn’t cost more than two months of your mortgage. If your kid wanted to go, they should have been faster when ordering on Ticketmaster.

    When the time comes that my child has to see the new Taylor Swift with no price being too much; I will softly inform my child that such a price is completely out of the question. I will also inform them of the evil things Roadies do to young girls that want a backstage pass. If she still expects me to pay an extreme price for a ticket, she’ll have to sell her own kidney to a Yakuza crime boss.

    YO JERSEY

    Now that Jersey Shore first season is over, can we get a law forcing anyone that appears on an MTV show to be sterilized? Do we really need these kids procreating? The amount of mega-tub GNC muscle builders devoured by the orange stars might have shriveled their balls to the size of raisins. But there’s a rare chance that one of the girls could have gotten knocked up in the festering petrie dish known as the hot tub. Do we really need Snooki on next year’s 16 and Pregnant? There’s already reports a castmember hanging out with a Teen Mom star. She’s looking to get renewed the easy way?

    I’ll admit to being hooked on the adventures of Guido-mania. I haven’t spent this much time watching Italians since Super Mario Beatdown. But these people were the laziest ever. The whined about working at a t-shirt shop for 4 hours. And they didn’t even have to do that many things since there was a camera crew helping them look like they were working between craft service breaks. Have seven people ever became more famous for doing so little? There haven’t been this many lame freeloaders of fame since the bench of the Chicago Bulls in the ’90s.

    ALBUM OF THE YEAR

    The Flaming Lips’ reworking of Dark Side of the Moon is stunning. They don’t merely do a note for note remake like a cover band. They rework the semi-psychedelic masterpiece with the help of Peaches and Henry Rollins. The digital only album is as contagious as the Pink Floyd original. The only bad part is that they didn’t throw in a cover of “Echoes.” Maybe next year Justin Timberlake can rework The Wall

    DON’T MESS WITH THE FAVORS

    Remember a few years back when we ran into Leif Garrett at the Hooters? He promised to give us a real interview. And then he didn’t. He won’t be talking to us anytime soon since he got busted at a subway stop in Los Angeles for possession of heroin.

    On the other hand, recent interview subjects in the Party Favors have done well. Rick Harrison of History Channel’s Pawn Stars is the king of cable. The show is drawing more eyeballs than Heroes. Louie Psihoyos is getting his tuxedo ready for the Oscars with The Cove up for Best Documentary. While Paul Schneider didn’t get Academy love for his role in Bright Star, his Parks and Recreation series has been renewed for next season. Chef Duff of Ace of Cakes mentioned to us that the Food Network wouldn’t let him on Iron Chef. After the interview ran, he had a great battle against pork king Michael Symon.

    When the Party Favors requests an interview with you, ask yourself this question: Do you want to be busted for black tar heroin while waiting for the subway?

    THAT’S OUR BILL

    After once pleading for Bill Murray to quit playing sad sacks as part of his comeback, he’s given us a chance to laugh in Zombieland. While it’s best not to give away anything he does in the film, he should have been nominated for every major award. The film is now out on DVD so you can truly enjoy the joy of Bill Murray instead of the glum gus that pops up in Wes Anderson and Jim Jarmusch movies.

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    WIN MARY TYLER MOORE!

    It’s another giveaway contest! We have three copies of The Mary Tyler Moore Show: The Complete Sixth Season to give away to lucky Party Favors readers thanks to the fine folks at 20th Century Fox Home Video. This was the penultimate season for Mary and the staff of WJM-TV. Mary moves to a brand new apartment. She spices up her life in various ways. Ultimately this season is known for one hall of fame episodes: “Chuckles Bites the Dust.” What happens when the station’s clown gets killed during a circus parade? It’s not the usual tearjerker. How can you shed tears at the funeral of a clown? If you want to get to watch this very special episode, all you have to do is answer this question: Who played Chuckles on this episode? Send your answer and mailing address to mokaha@aol.com along with your mailing address. Remember that this contest isn’t open to my family, Chuckles the clown’s family or Manson family members.

    DVD SHELF

    Vega$: The First Season, Volume 2 brings another dozen cases of Dan Tanna action. This show brings together the finest elements of Rockford Files and The Love Boat. This finest creation even written by Michael Mann. Most of the episodes are star packed. Randolph Mantooth is a hotheaded tennis champ in “Serve, Volley and Kill.” “Ghost of the Ripper” has a Banacek vibe. Muhammad Ali makes an inspirational cameo in “The Eleventh Event.” “Demand and Supply” is an extra creepy tale of high school hookers since their pimp is Mr. Peterson from The Bob Newhart Show. “Doubtful Target” is pretty much the last time Leslie Nielsen was a wicked heavy instead of a fart joking goof. He shoots Binzer’s blind girlfriend. How mean can a man get? The cool part is that the show was actually shot in middle school Vegas. Keep an eye out for marquees advertising Nipsey Russell.

    Barnaby Jones: Season One brings together the elderly Buddy Ebsen and the cinematic Catwoman, Lee Meriweather. “Requiem for a Son” launched the show as a semi-spin off of Cannon (William Conrad). Barnaby Jones was a retired private investigator who got back into the game when his son was murdered. His daughter-in-law (Meriweather) joins him the in the pursuit. “To Catch a Dead Man” has William Shatner (Star Trek) in surprise role. “Sing a Song of Murder” hums along with Jackie Coogan (Uncle Fester). Because there was a law on the books in the ’70s, “Murder Go-Round” features Geoffrey Lewis (the man who isn’t Robert Pine) and the ultimate heavy known as Claude Akins (Sheriff Lobo). Barnaby Jones reminds us that a really old guy can still kick a young hood’s ass.

    Cannon Season Two, Volume Two continues the adventures of my favorite overweight, balding detective. Frank Cannon (William Conrad) is back to remind us that you don’t deny the power of the gut. The 12 cases are one buttkicking after another. “Nobody Beats the House” has Tom Skerritt (Alien) losing fat dollars at an illegal casino run by Paul Michael Glaser (Starsky and Hutch). Geoffrey Lewis gets to be a heavy. “Death of a Stone Seahorse” has the other half of Starsky and Hutch in David Soul. But he’s not cop. He’s a killer. He’s mean enough to set up his mentally impaired sister as the patsy. “The Prisoners” has the dean of actors: Harold Gould. His son fakes his own kidnapping to score fast bucks from the old man. Cannon never gets too confused on a case. He’s out to bust heads to get his clients proven innocent. He moves quick for a fat detective.

    JAG: The Final Season is also the 10th year of the show that combined combat action with military justice. This should have been a great capper for a show that was canceled by NBC after 2 years, but revived by CBS for an amazing ratings comeback. However the producers had this idea that JAG wasn’t just David James Elliot. They refused to renew his contract any further and kept introducing cast members for JAG: The Next Generation. CBS didn’t want to make the same mistake that cursed the last two seasons of Scrubs. They canceled the show in time to let the producers focus on a proper ending for Elliot and Catherine Bell. Are they going to truly become a couple? If you’ve liked the first nine seasons, you’ll endure the bumpy moments for the big finale.

    Lincoln Heights: The Complete First Season is about a cop that moves his family back to his old neighborhood. He wants to make a difference, but this action makes him fear for his family. He doesn’t have too much problem patrolling the streets, but his kids have issues fitting into the neighborhood. There’s a lot of gang action. They don’t care that their dad is a cop. It’s a little harder than the average ABC Family show. The 13 episodes originally aired on ABC Family. There’s a major cliffhanger, but since they’ve made three more seasons so far, a new viewer won’t be that panicked.

    Dynasty: The Fourth Season, Volume Two is more of the Carringtons dominating the Denver social scene. This is a sad time for me since these are the final episodes of Pamela Sue Martin. No more Nancy Drew hanging out with Joan Collins and Linda Evans. There’s a lot of betrayal and backstabbing. Fallon (Martin) enters a doomed marriage with Peter even though Blake warns her. Things don’t end nicely for her in the final episode. Krystle gets knocked up. Alexis (Collins) gets busted on a murder charge. Joan Collins knows how to look guilty. Diahann Carroll becomes part of the family as Blake’s illegitimate half-sister. Even in the thin air of Denver, there’s jungle fever. There’s 13 episodes on 3 discs. The series lasted another five seasons.

    Air Bud Golden Receiver: Special Edition takes us back to the time when a simple dog had a dream of schooling humans at their own sports. The former basketball playing dog is now running down a grassy field and making impossible receptions using his mouth. This is exactly how Ochocinco works. This was the second of the golden retriever movies, but it’s been updated to include his children: The Buddies. Luckily they didn’t try to CGI the little doggies into the action. Instead there’s an option to let the new dogs give their commentary on a recap movie. The six minute featurette is called “The Buddie’s Sports Channel.” It’ll keep your small kid wondering why aren’t the little doggies in this movie. The special edition packaging includes a whistle suitable for playing at home referee.

    Minnie’s Bow-Tique are four episodes of the CGI animated Mickey Mouse Club House series. This more for kids with the happy tales of the cheerful Disney universe. The episodes are all based around Minnie Mouse’s adventures. “Minnie’s Bow-tique” has her opening a store that only sells bows. Talk about a specific clientele. Although she does have bowties with spy gadgets. Peg-leg Pete arrives needing a bow. He has two feet now. Weird. There’s plenty of songs for little kids to hit rewind and sing along. This for really small kids and not traditionalists. The big bonus is a magnetic frame with bonus bows so you can put the kid’s face on the fridge.

    Gary Unmarried: The Complete First Season stars my favorite Jim Rome caller Jay Mohr. He’s divorced dad with two teens. He wants to find a new woman cause he just can’t give away houses fast enough. His day job is house painter. Oddly enough Jay doesn’t look that out of place covered in Sherwin Williams satin finish. The kids include a son that sounds like his father and a daughter who would be ridiculed by a certain psychotic TV host. Most of the comedy comes in his attempts to move on from his ex-wife. Except she’s still a part of his life with the kids. It’s one of Jay’s best roles since being the utter jerk in Jerry Maguire. The 20 episodes are spread over 3 DVDs. The bonus features include bloopers, Ed Begley Jr’s green tips and a day with Jay on the set.

    Army Wives: The Complete Third Season gives us a peek into military families around Charleston, South Carolina. The show is a continuation of the armed forces career of Catherine Bell (JAG). Kim Delaney, Sally Pressman and Brigid Brannagh are the other three wives that remind us of the family sacrifices in this time of war. There’s a lot of strife this third season as couples try their hardest to maintain their marriages. What does a soldier do when his child holds his work in contempt? There’s also more baby talk. The Lifetime series treats these relationships with respect. The 18 episodes are spread over 5 DVDs. The bonus features includes webisodes and a tour of Charleston.

    Whatever She Wants gives us Vivica A. Fox in her post-Curb Your Enthusiasm prime. She’s sick of dating dogs (like that Larry David). She gets wise and starts a private club where the guys have to prove they aren’t major cads. She wants only the finest of the fines. When she finally find that special guy, he might not be what she’s been considering in her club. Boris Kodjoe knows how to let the gleaming dome attract the ladies. Richard Roundtree (Shaft) reminds us that he was once a cinematic hunk that no woman could refuse. How can Vivica A. Fox not find herself a fine man? The bonus features includes interview with Vivica. She doesn’t give us a way to apply to be her special man.

  • Win MR. MIKE’S MONDO VIDEO on DVD!

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    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, five (5) copies of MR. MIKE’S MONDO VIDEO on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Friday, February 20th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, February 20th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/16/08: Spaced Out Panda Fu

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    First and foremost, take a moment to celebrate the glorious demise of the ill-conceived American version of Spaced with the news that this July brings the release with the original Britcom that put Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Jessica Hynes, and Edgar Wright on the geek map. Loaded with bonus features from not only the UK release, but also exclusive to the US edition, this is a must-have set. Keep an eye out at your favorite online retailer or DVD emporium.

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    By the third season of Saturday Night Live (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$69.98 SRP), all of the classic cast was in place and running on all cylinders. The writers and performers knew exactly what the show was capable of doing, and the audience was right there with them. The clunker sketches were just as much a part of the “golden age” as they are today, but the successes have become institutions. Bonus materials this go round include the short film “Things We Did Last Summer” and a wardrobe test with John Belushi and Howard Shore.

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    For years now, I’ve been reiterating that you should buy, post-haste, the comedic sci-fi novels of Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder. Every one so far has been a gem, and he’s managed to keep the plate spinning with his latest tale of slow-witted detective Frank Burly, Dead Men Scare Me Stupid (Kennydale Books, $15.95). If you still miss Douglas Adams, get this book. And the rest of them. Get them now, in fact. I’ll wait here for you… And then, together, we’ll eagerly await the next installment.

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    With a new Indy flick in the offing, it was a foregone conclusion that we’d see some form of re-release on the original trilogy – and so we have with the Indiana Jones Adventure Collection (Paramount, Rated PG, $59.98 SRP). All three films sport the exact same prints prepared for the special editions a few years back. What’s unfortunate, though, is that despite a clutch of brand new featurettes and introductions, they somehow decided to remove the bonus fourth disc from the original set, which contained the in-depth documentaries and vintage featurettes. What the hell? I guess we’ll be seeing the proper special edition set at Christmastime, along with Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull.

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    Cinema geeks rejoice! Universal has seen fit to collect 10 of their catalogue’s most genre-tastic titles into one box set – The Classic Sci-Fi Ultimate Collection: Volumes 1 & 2 (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). The flicks features in the set are Tarantula, The Mole People, The Incredible Shrinking Man, The Monolith Monsters, Monster On The Campus, Dr. Cyclops, Cult Of The Cobra, The Land Unknown, The Deadly Mantis, and The Leech Woman.

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    As much as I liked the “official” history found in the deluxe tome To Infinity And Beyond, it’s nice to have a complementary, unauthorized book about the early days and rise of Pixar to balance out the picture, and David Price’s The Pixar Touch (Knopf, $27.95 SRP) fills that desire perfectly.

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    The movie’s not yet in theaters, but everything I’ve seen of Kung Fu Panda has made me keen to do so. It’s taken awhile for rival studios that the way to fight Pixar is not to make knock-off Pixar flicks, but to realize the same thing that Warners did in their heyday – leave the heart to Disney and focus on the comedy instead. If you want to whet your appetite for this flick, look no further than The Art Of Kung Fu Panda (Insight Editions, $45.00 SRP), a lavish behind-the-scenes look packed with artwork and interviews, and featuring a preface from star Jack Black. My only regret, after seeing all of the beautiful, stylish 2-D design work, is that this is a CG film rather tan traditional animation.

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    I wasn’t alive to experience firsthand growing up in the 50’s, but I’m certainly aware of the shows and celebrities that made up the pop culture diet of that generation. If you’re as interested as I am in that period, you’ve got to get yourself a copy of Hiya, Kids!! A 50’s Saturday Morning (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP). The 4-disc set is packed to the brim with episodes from the shows that shaped early kiddie TV – Howdy Doody, Kukla, Fran And Ollie, Lassie, The Paul Winchell Show, Winky Dink And You (one of my mother’s favorites), Juvenile Jury, Time For Beany, Sky King, The Pinky Lee Show, Flash Gordon, and more. Get this.

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    It’s been 10 years since the passing of the Chairman of the Board, and Warners has seen fit to celebrate his passing with a quartet of box sets celebrating Frank Sinatra’s cinematic legacy – The Early Years, The Golden Years, The Frank Sinatra & Gene Kelly Collection, and The Rat Pack Ultimate Collector’s Edition (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP each). Frank Sinatra: The Early Years features Double Dynamite, Higher and Higher, Step Lively, It Happened in Brooklyn, and The Kissing Bandit. Frank Sinatra: The Golden Years features The Man with the Golden Arm, None But The Brave, Some Came Running, The Tender Trap, and Marriage on the Rocks. The Frank Sinatra & Gene Kelly Collection features On the Town, Take Me Out To The Ballgame and Anchors Aweigh. Finally, The Rat Pack Ultimate Collector’s Edition sports Robin and the Seven Hoods, Ocean’s Eleven, 4 For Texas, and Sergeants 3. All of the sets contain a boat load of special features, including featurettes, trailers, documentaries, and more.

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    Everyone’s favorite sleuthing antiquities dealer returns in the complete third season of Lovejoy (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$69.98 SRP), starring Ian McShane as the titular gumshoe. The 4-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus the third part of McShane’s retrospective interview, as well as Alan Titchmarsh interviewing McShane.

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    It’s not like I would have paid to see it in the theater, but Mad Money (Anchor Bay, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.97 SRP) is an amiable little heist flick, about a trio of women (Diane Keaton, Katie Holmes, and Queen Latifah) who decide to steal a boat load of money earmarked for disposal at the Federal Reserve. Would you believe that things get complicated? Bonus features include an audio commentary, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and the theatrical trailer.

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    The fourth season of Mission: Impossible (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) finds Leonard Nimoy joining the show as master magician Paris, joining Jim Phelps (Peter Graves), Barney Collier (Greg Morris), and Willy Armitage (Peter Lupus) on fantastical missions full of hi-tech gadgetry. The 7-disc set features all 26 episodes, but still no bonus materials.

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    Just when my nephews have nearly burned out the previous release, along comes The Backyardigans: High Flying Adventures! (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) to appease their insatiable appetite. The disc features a quartet of episodes, plus a pair of music videos.

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    One of my nephews is fast approaching the one-year mark, and getting him to sleep is quite a feat with all that teething going on. We’ve found that a big help in the seemingly never-ending battle is Nickelodeon’s Sleepytime Stories (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). As the title suggests, it’s a collection of cartoons geared towards getting your little one to sleep. Also available is a companion CD, Sleepytime Lullabies (Nick Records, $ SRP).

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    The off-color puppets are back with The Passion Of Greg The Bunny: Best Of The Film Parodies Volume 2 (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) – jam-packed with a slew of new star-studded interplay and cinema take-offs. Bonus materials include deleted scenes & outtakes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, the reunion special, audio commentary, a gag reel, webisodes, and more.

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    Have you ever picked up a book and thought “This is an idea that was a long-time coming…”? I thought that very thing when I thumbed through Band ID: The Ultimate Book Of Band Logos (Chronicle Books, $40.00 SRP). Within its sturdy cover, there lurks 1,000 of the most iconic band logo designs ever to grace drum kits, album covers, and t-shirts – everything from The Beatles to Snoop Dogg. Pick it up and see if you don’t get hooked – and wonder why Black Sabbath needed so many damn logos.

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    You’ll weep, you’ll awww, you’ll get plenty of points from your significant other if you pick her up a copy of the new Bridges Of Madison County (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP), featuring an audio commentary, a making-of featurette, a music video, and the theatrical trailer.

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    Like According To Jim, Two And A Half Men (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP) is certainly not appointment viewing, but if it’s all that’s one, it certainly isn’t painful to watch. It just sort of exists in a marginal comedic limbo… And that’s fine with me. Every generation needs its Coach and Wings. The 4-disc set features all 24 episodes, plus a gag reel.

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    Surprisingly enough, Sean Combs acquitted himself quite well in last year’s TV adaptation of A Raisin In The Sun (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.94 SRP). See for yourself with the special edition DVD, containing an audio commentary and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    One of those programs that will always grab my attention if insomnia or boredom has me scanning channels at 4 in the morning is anything with forensic examiner Dr. Michael Baden. An all-new edition of Autopsy: Postmortem with Dr. Michael Baden (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is now available on DVD, packed with more stories of forensic detective work that put C.S.I. to shame.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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