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March 19, 2010

Opinion In A Haystack: REPO MEN

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A plethora of issues need to be addressed about Repo Men before actually discussing Repo Men. Well, really just three issues, so maybe it’s not a “plethora,” but it’s still much more than normal, let us not anger El Guapo with improper word use. First, all issues with Repo! The Genetic Opera are completely covered here and here by Repo!’s co-writer/creator Terrance Zdunich from his point of view. Second, Repo Men has absolutely no connection or affiliation with the 1984 Emilio Estevez classic Repo Man. Third, (SMALL SPOILER) the filmmakers behind Repo Men are fully aware of the similarities to the Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life “liver donor” segment, going so far as to include a shot of the sketch itself in the film. Good. Everything out of the way? Let’s not speak of these things any further. Well, except…

Not to anger genius/legend John Cleese, but Meaning Of Life is unquestionably my favorite Python film. Blasphemy you say? Sure, and it’s an opinion that often must be defended in everyday life, an argument that usually ends with “It’s not like I don’t love all the other Python flicks as well, leave me alone.” When I saw the first trailer for Repo Men the very first thought in my mind was the possible occurrence of a John Cleese or Terry Gilliam cameo. Little did I know that Repo Men would owe more to Meaning Of Life in tone than in concept. If you haven’t seen it, the “liver donor” segment involves John Cleese and Graham Chapman as liver-collectors, who go from home to home, and nonchalantly collect livers from people that signed up for a liver donor card. So the skit is basically Chapman violently ripping out the liver of Terry Gilliam’s Rastafarian-Jewish character, blood spurting and screaming in pain, whilst Cleese casually hits on his wife, Terry Jones, who isn’t at all affected by the gruesome murder of her husband happening before her, instead complaining about it as if her husband made one of his normal idiotic day to day decisions. Comedy genius. Simple and direct.

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The relationship that Repo Men, the film, wants the audience to have with its two main characters is very much like that Python sketch. It’s very befuddling at first, and as much as I hate to say it, very “refreshing” in such a big studio action/sci-fi flick as this. The tone of the film is almost that of a 1980’s buddy-cop comedy, Jude Law and Forest Whitaker, black and white partners and life long friends that battle the struggle of their jobs together, and relax with cold beer and some laughs after a hard days work. The catch is that they are brutally murdering people, poor people, day to day, by repossessing bio-mechanical organs in which the client has lapsed on their payment. These are the bad guys, and for a healthy chunk of the film, Jude Law’s character is a remorseless killing machine. It’s a risk as well as an art to be able to have characters such as these and yet still handle the tone in such a way that the audience can “laugh” with them. Repo Men pulls it off very effortlessly. One minute you have Law and Whitaker killing innocents, the next you are chuckling at their chum-like banter. It’s like American Pyscho, we laugh with Patrick Bateman in the face of his obvious insanity and bloodlust, however in Repo Men it’s very interesting and welcome to see that in such a huge, mainstream film. Mixing comedy with murderers that you don’t exactly hate is, oddly, a lot of fun. This, of course, brings the Monty Python “liver donor” comparison full circle when there is a short moment where these two Repo Men are sitting in their living room, watching Meaning Of Life, and chuckling to themselves.

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On the surface and via the marketing the movie seems like a very straightforward Blade Runner meets a-thousand-other-genres type of flick, which, in a lot of ways, it very much is, but it survives by its sense of humor, and its craftsmanship. It has a muted Minority Report/Blade Runner type of evil-future-corporate landscape setting, one that is only really referenced in the visuals aside from the one corporation we deal with in the movie. Its most obvious element is that of the “what happens if the corrupt system you uphold turns on you” genre, very Logan’s Run, which we’ve seen a gazillion times, but luckily the movie has a bit more happening underneath and even if it is derivative, its still very well made and fun. The system turns on Jude Law’s Remy when an accident in the line of duty causes him to need a heart replacement. He then becomes part of the system, and sympathetic toward others with a similar problem to him, thus making him unable to kill, thus making him poor, thus making him lapse on his artificial-heart payments, thus making the plot.

Aside from one or two over-edited fight scenes, the movie is very appropriately shot and stitched together…drab textures and solid geography and pacing. From what I can tell, this is Miguel Sapochnik’s first major studio directorial effort and a very welcome one at that. Having not read the book, The Repossession Mambo, I don’t know what the tone of the source material is, but the film, while not a comedy, has no qualms about irony or making a joke via freeze frames, or voice over.

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In the past I have argued that all action-heroes are actors, but not all actors are action heroes. Here we have two of the best working “actors” in Hollywood throwing the punches, their acting ability is not under scrutiny; however their “punches” might be. Forest Whitaker, while certainly more than an “action” star, has done this type of film before, so no concern there, especially considering how enthusiastically joyful he plays his part. I’ll admit, that even for us Jude Law fans, there is a slight concern that he couldn’t carry an action film. When I think of Law, no offense to him, but I see a tiny guy, a great actor, and someone best suited to drama, comedy, and perhaps some Eddie Izzard-coined films where British people named Sebastian walk into rooms where other British people are arranging matches. It’s a pleasure to report that he not only carries the film, he knocks it out of the park. I thought the site of Gigolo Joe beating people up and slicing out their organs would feel wrong, but instead, I found myself more than entertained while he was brutally slicing and shooting his way through plenty of “bay guys,” looking great (sexy?) while doing so. I mean, Law is no Statham, Stallone, Willis, or Ah-nuld, but he held his own. The great Liev Schreiber rounds out the leading men as the head of the Repo Men’s corporate office, silly New York accent (played for laughs,) asshole-ish demeanor, and all. Seriously though, has Schreiber ever not been class-A great? He’s another case of “why isn’t this guy more famous?”

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While reviewing Shutter Island most of my time was spent harping on the fact that cinematic twists, MOST of the time, are the lamest possible device a movie can use…especially one involving a dream during sleep, cryogenic stasis, or brain illness or injury. Well Repo Men has a twist, not a huge all encompassing “M. Night is crazy” twist, but a twist none the less. I am going to try my best to defend this twist, while sticking to my guns on my Shutter Island review. Skip over the next paragraph if you don’t need your memory refreshed.

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About three quarters of the way through the film Jude Law and Alice Braga’s characters are on the run from the corporation. Law has an artificial heart; Braga’s Beth has almost half of her body comprised of fake organs. There is a rather minor showdown between Whitaker’s Jake and Law’s Remy. Jake, of course, is trying to repossess Remy’s heart, in the face of his life long friendship. During the fight sequence, Jake hits Remy in the head with a huge steel hook, right before getting tasered unconscious by Remy. Remy is then awaken by Beth, and the too of them decide to storm the corporate building, kill anyone in their way, and destroy all the credit files to free everyone on the books. Well, including a truly, truly bad ass Jude Law knife fight, they succeed. They make it to the cliché inner sanctum of organ re-acquisition, the sub-basement of evil, the all-white-décor file storage department. They then realize that the only way to get themselves out of the system is to scan the body parts inside them, which brings about an extremely gory and oddly sexual scene where the two of them slice each other open and stick the scanner module (very similar to one you’d find at a supermarket) inside the each others body. They succeed again, they survive, and then Whitaker and Schreiber enter the room, Whitaker has a change of heart on a dime, kills Schreiber and the three of them blow up what’s left of the evil basement.

Cut to: They are sitting on a beach, Jake, Beth, and Remy, enjoying tropical cocktails and laughing it up like all is well. At this point, some overly anxious people in my theater, assuming the film was over, walked out fully satisfied with the most obvious, cliché ending in history. The screen then glitches with static, you hear voices talking, cut back to that small encounter earlier, Remy is lying on his back in a coma, that huge steel hook actually busted his skull wide open. Paramedic’s from the corporation had him on an artificial neural-net, in which he was dreaming beautiful dreams. He’s been in a coma for the entire end climax of the film, a computer creating his ideal scenario. Movie Ends. Bad guys win.

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I walked out of the theater completely baffled as to why I liked the flick so much, especially with a twist. I think I figured out why. Unlike M. Night’s twists, this twist didn’t change the entire film, just about the last 20 or so minutes, it also didn’t change the world they were living in. This wasn’t a twist where they find out that all the organs are actually made by aliens or that they aren’t actually on earth and the whole city is a government experiment on the moon or some crap like that. The world that the movie sets up is true, and the twist doesn’t change that. Secondly, if they edited out the twist, the movie itself would still be a completely formed, albeit clichéd, narrative that makes absolute and total sense. There would be no Vanilla Sky/Shutter Island “why are things all weird for no discernible reason” type of confusion. Remy’s delusion is perfectly comprehensible and finishes out the story (If anyone knows how the book ends, leave a comment about it below.)

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Also, the twist take’s a turn, at least in my opinion, towards reality instead of the more fantastic and “Hollywood.” The reality of how things end in real life would be that a human head getting smashed in by a giant piece of metal gets busted open and the hero’s journey ends. This makes the twist almost more welcomed, in that the “fake” Remy-created ending wraps everything up in such a nice little package, especially the sudden and unearned change-of-heart that Whitaker’s character takes. Jake, in the span of literal seconds, after an entire film of being unquestionably devoted to the system of organ repossession, decides he’s on the wrong side and stabs his boss in the neck. It’s awkward to watch him laughing it up on the beach with Law. Remember, the both of these men are effectively mass murderers, Law’s character has somewhat fought for redemption, while Whitaker just did an Anakin Skywalker and said “Ok, I’ll be on your side now.”

So it is nice that the corny, saccharin nature of Jake’s turn from the dark side actually never happened. And sue me, but I love it when the bad guys win, when drab, cold reality wins out over triumphant fantastical Hollywood hegemony. Hollywood endings have their place, but it does get tiring seeing the good guy win, giving the audience what it wants. You got to love a twist like this, ESPECIALLY opposed to Shutter Island since the viewer thinks that their emotional journey is over, relaxing on a tropical beach somewhere, just to strip it away and remind them that life sucks, and not every movie exists to help them escape the reality of their banality filled job at the horse manure processing plant (I’m not sure if those exist.) Some movies want you to know that horse manure processing might be as good as it gets. Those movies aren’t for everyone.

While cliché and derivative, Repo Men is worth a look. Jude can kick some serious gluteus-maximus too, good for him.

Thanks for reading, I’m Bob Rose and you probably (PROBABLY) are not.

Musical MySpace Tour #7

Filed under: Musical Myspace Tour — Tags: , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:34 am

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Contrary to popular belief, despite the fact that I write this internationally acclaimed column, the overnight success that is the new comic Hands Down and the glory of being an imaginary talking head on countless podcasts, I don’t have a lot of spending cash. Unfortunately, this means I don’t get to catch as many concerts as I did in my rent free youth. One concert I did manage to stump up my cash for recently was Brendan Benson playing in Vicar Street, Dublin.

This gig was originally scheduled for a venue not even half the size of Vicar Street but got bumped up pretty quickly due to ticket sales. This pleased me to great end as the last time Brendan played in the city he was in The Village. A nice venue admittedly but one much smaller than what he, arguably, deserves. I was there that night. It was his tour for his third album The Alternative To Love, an LP pre-Racontours and also pre-world domination. This tour is for his 4th album, and first since the previously mentioned super group, My Old Familiar Friend. So would this new album on the back of such exposure kick Mr Benson into the stratosphere?

No, would be the answer if you read too much into the crowd in Vicar Street. Yeah, it was a large crowd but it wasn’t sold out and the reaction of these people? I have never been so embarrassed to be part of a crowd in my life. They were dull. They didn’t move, make noise, anything. It was painful.

Brendan on the other hand was fantastic. He played an amazingly dense set of his best songs past and present. I would have said it was a great crowd pleasing set but you couldn’t tell with these statues.

The thing is, despite being a fantastic song writer, he just doesn’t have that electricity on stage that can make people go wild. Great songs and a humble attitude but the panties aren’t going to drop. I think the problem lies in the fact that he is a notoriously tough guy to interview. A shyness and awkwardness prevail in moments when he is wanted to be a bag of ego in sunglasses. In some ways it’s what we all want in a musician. That bravado that encapsulates what rock and roll is to so many people. It’s fitting then, in a way, that he opened the night’s proceedings with Folk Singer. The song begins with “Like a folk singer song I’m moving on and I’m not the type of man who acts very strong when the girls are looking on”. Maybe that’s the problem, Brendan.

I can’t recommend him enough, however, as he truly is an amazing musician. He’s no Bono but he’s what I’m looking for. Have a listen here www.myspace.com/brendanbenson

In the mean time, I have friend requests I need to dissect. So lets get into it.
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myspace-kat-crossKAT CROSS
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Kat is a classically trained musician from Toulouse, France. Playing on the road with a group called Talkative she seemingly has been playing lots of dates around Ireland recently.

It would be hard to describe a genre to sink Kat into. I don’t know if “eclectic” is a genre in itself but I’ve already bought the rubber stamp so I’m going to hit her with it. The thing is, about eclecticity, is that it often goes hand in hand with being hit and miss. The highs, such as the title song of her album Déjá Vu, are really good. Melodically layered and genuinely expressive. The lows however are forgetful and messy.

She obviously has a talent and an artistic sort of expression I’ve come to expect from French musicians. Previous MMT additions such as The Agency show that this can work out superbly. The thing is though, I don’t feel any connection to the music. This is a bit of a personal thing as despite my apathy there is plenty of feeling in her work. But nothing makes me want to go listen again after a day or two’s absence and that’s not a good sign.

She writes in her profile “When played live, these compositions find some intriguing alterations and a sometimes radical new direction to the originals” which, despite being kinda pretentious, is actually pretty accurate. Songs get louder and heavier (if the video clip-show is anything to go by) thanks to Talkative getting down with their bad selves.

There is lots of interesting stuff here. Kat Cross is someone I’d even go as far to say as being under-exposed for someone of her talent. Unfortunately, it’s just not for me. But I bet there will be plenty of you out there who will enjoy it. So go give her a listen.

Presentation = 4/5
Content = Enough to keep you occupied for an hour.
Music = 4/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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When I first went to Ray’s page and saw the Country/Punk/Blues tag, I have to admit that I was apprehensive. First of all, country and punk don’t go together. Secondly, I dislike country. I’m a city boy. Country never spoke to me. I don’t wear a hat unless it’s cold. Even the great Johnny Cash never stirred my soul. But Ray Dunne is from County Kildare and it being the week of St Patrick I feel I must give my countryman a chance.

For a man who looks to be younger than middle age (no details are given) he has an amazingly grizzled voice. Either he smokes 40 a day or he once had a run in with Obi Wan on a mining planet. The voice works though. I think you need a voice that sounds like you’ve had a tough life to sell the blues properly. Otherwise it’s not authentic.

To be honest, the country tag isn’t too accurate anyway. There has always been a fine line with country and traditional Irish ballads. Ray jumps back and forth across this line sufficiently to make his songs palatable. I’ve said before that there is nothing worse than musicians singing songs that aren’t relatable to their own life and background. English punk bands saying words like “mom” and singing with an accent, for example. It’s not you, so don’t do it. Ray, however, feels distinctly Irish. Yes there are influences but this is his own.

Even on your first play of these songs, you’re singing along by the end. There is something distinctly primal about these kind of folk songs. Especially in Ireland, I don’t know if it’s the same elsewhere, genetically we’re built with an urge to sing-a-long to this sort of thing. It’s an artform in itself but these songs are crafted perfectly for a group chanting. Maddeningly catchy.

Frustratingly he has only 3 songs available to listen on his profile and a 4th which is an album preview, essentially a bunch of songs clipped together. The really stupid thing is 2 of these songs are part of the 3 you can play in full. Get it together, man.

Go give Nothing Left To Say and Juliet a listen. You’ll get them stuck in your head for a day. Then go send him a message for more because, while impressive, there isn’t enough here to convert me.

Presentation = 2/5
Content = One picture, lots of quotes and not enough songs. Needs to work on this page.
Music = 4/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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Milk are a four piece from Dublin, Ireland. They have a good guitarist and seem to gig regularly in and around the city.

Right, so that’s the positives out of the way.

I can’t listen to this without getting Soft Rocked By Me by Jonathan Coulton in my head. This is soft rock by numbers. The lead singer never raises his voice above a whisper. In fact, you know how bad actors are when they try to convey they’re thirsty, they do that “…water” thing? Well he sings like he’s constantly dehydrated. This whiney noise doesn’t grate on me as much as it should purely because at the end of almost every line in these songs there is a repeat of the last phrase by a back up voice. It cracks me up how much they use this tactic. For example, in No Words, even the first word is repeated!

It’s hard to spend much time reviewing this. The lyrics are terribly cheesy. Lots of stuff about walls separating us and such. It’s just terrible.

It took everything in me not to review this band with only the phrase “shit sandwich”. I must be growing or something.

Presentation = 1/5
Content = Very basic page. But at least they included some videos.
Music = 1.5/5 (and that 1 is purely for the guitarist)
Friend Request = DENIED!

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myspace-in-the-audienceIN THE AUDIENCE
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In The Audience is a band lead by the young Jordan Stowell of Portland, Maine. I mention that it’s lead by him because it really seems more like a solo project than a band of any kind. Jordan plays the type of songs you’d expect to hear on an indie movie soundtrack. Jingly, summery tunes of acoustic optimism. Very listenable.

The hippy love train is exactly what you would expect from a town like Portland. It can get too much in places but that depends more on your frame of mind than In The Audience. They clearly have a sound and I don’t think there is any need to change it. If it was on the radio I wouldn’t turn it off and their song Shine sounds radio ready.

Maybe it’s because I’ve had to listen to In The Audience a lot today in order to review it but suddenly I feel the need to hug a stranger. I helped pull a thorn out of an animal’s paw on the way home. Helped an old lady cross the street… Could someone slap me in the face to snap me out of this?

You can download their album On A Cliff By The Sea from their page for free. So you can jump on this rainbow of happiness yourself. When you’re there don’t forget to donate your old clothes to the local charity shop.

I need a shower.

Presentation = 3/5
Content = Not loads but what’s there is laid out well.
Music = 3/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

– When Aaron finally snaps out of his loved-up daze he’ll be doing another one of these as soon as you send him your friend request. Pop over to www.myspace.com/aaronhbp and add the man.

March 18, 2010

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #139: Glass Toilet

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — Tags: , , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 9:11 pm

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #139: Glass Toilet – Ken & Dana return with a rather ludicrous fight about dental hygiene, before moving on to an argument about toilet use. And Dana refuses to sing.

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Win THE FOURTH KIND on DVD!

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In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE FOURTH KIND on DVD. Three (3) runners-up will receive a FOURTH KIND light-up flying saucer.

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Contest Round-Up: 2010-03-18

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Salient Media, we’re giving away five (5) copies of BELIEVE: THE EDDIE IZZARD STORY on DVD.

In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: SPONGEBOB’S LAST STAND on DVD.

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In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE FOURTH KIND on DVD. Three (3) runners-up will receive a FOURTH KIND light-up flying saucer.

Win THE PATTY DUKE SHOW: SEASON TWO on DVD!

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Win THE SECRET POLICEMAN’S PRIVATE PARTY on DVD!

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FREDagator: 2010-03-18

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RIP Fess Parker…

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Win SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: SPONGEBOB’S LAST STAND on DVD!

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Win BELIEVE: THE EDDIE IZZARD STORY on DVD!

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TV Or Not TV: What I Reckon from Recon (LOST)

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Well once again it’s Wednesday and I’m left wondering what exactly it was that I watched last  night. Thankfully Damon tried to let me know in advance what I should be thinking about:

Last night’s episode of LOST was titled RECON. Originally I would think of this as an abbreviated form of the word reconnaissance. After seeing the episode last night I would think that my interpretation would have been more on the money. SAWYER goes over to the smaller island at the request of UN-LOCKE to see what is up with the people from the Ajira plane crash. Reconnaissance, right?

It could be that what Damon was eluding to was that they were in fact conning us again. The whole flash sideways thing gave us another glimpse of the world where flight 815 safely landed. SAWYER and MILES are actually LAPD. Before this reveal we’re lead to believe SAWYER is the same grifter that we saw in the crashed 815 reality when suddenly ‘surprise’ he’s a cop! Congrats guys, you got me!

I don’t like to dwell in the flash sideways world very much, mostly because I don’t know a lot of what is going on there or where that side of the story is going. I do like, however, if you connect the dots one piece from the premiere actually does make a little bit of sense. SAWYER didn’t turn in fugitive KATE when he had a chance to in the elevator. Kind of makes him a bad cop, right? In the episode last night, however, it turns out SAWYER was keeping his little trip down under real hush-hush so he wanted to stay low profile. Turn in a fugitive and you’ve got questions to answer. Not very high profile.

So what about life back on the Island? Did we learn anything new? Turns out that ol’ SMOKEY JOE UN-LOCKE had a mother that was crazy, just like how CLAIRE is crazy. I’m sure that there are all kinds of LOST-philes on the Internet now trying to figure out how to connect the dots to prove that CLAIRE is the one and the same mother and UN-LOCKE is actually AARON. I don’t buy into it.

I was kind of shocked last night to discover that we were actually given a payoff from the final moments of last week’s episode when we learned that CHARLES WIDMORE and his non-yellow submarine has stopped and set up base on the smaller island (I feel silly calling it the Hydra island, sorry). I was even more shocked when SAWYER revealed the first real logical plan from any person on the Island: there’s two sides at war and he’s just going to stay out of the way, let them duke it out, and try to slip out the back door. BRILLIANT! I suppose this is the first time this type of plan can actually happen, however, since the LOST-ies for the first time aren’t actually in the center of the conflict. Still I bet the people that died by flaming aarow on the beach last season had wished they had given up their beach life a few seasons ago and just stayed in the caves instead of getting involved in all of JACK’s whacky shenanigans.

In speaking with a co-worker a few weeks ago I made the analogy that the beginning of this season is like the starting point of a roller coaster. You’ve got that long slow climb to the peak before you are moved along slowly to the first big drop and the ride goes all kinds of crazy, you lose your hat or sunglasses, kids scream (maybe some puke) and in the end everyone loved the ride. Right now we’re about up to the peak. Soon we’ll be carted over and then all hell is going to break loose. No sense in over-dissecting what is going on. Just try to get through it so we can be where we are supposed to before the big drop, right?

I’m looking forward to next week where we (hoepfully) see more of what’s going on with JACK and his crowd and maybe we get to see some of these split up people coming together. Next week marks the official half-way point in this final season so they just HAVE to crank things up, right?

March 17, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-03-17

Filed under: Articles — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:09 am

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Not since Donny & Marie have I been so disturbed by a musical sibling relationship… Oh, Ireland…

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day courtesy of those fine Irish lads at Cabin Fever & their helpful Guide To Ireland…

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TV Or Not TV: 3/16 – 3/22

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Ever since the cancellation and final episode of the CW’s show REAPER I’ve been both looking forward to and dreading the premiere of the FOX sitcom SONS OF TUCSON. There are two words, that when put together form a name, that are the reason for me looking forward to SONS OF TUCSON and they are (or it is) TYLER LABINE.

One of the great things about REAPER was TYLER LABINE. His character, SOCK, could have easily been mistaken early on as a JACK BLACK knockoff. As the show progressed, however, the writers found a solid tone for SOCK that LABINE was able to bring out naturally and it became something that I felt he really owned. It was the light and frivolous banter of SOCK that made the more serious moments of the show easier to digest. After the second season of REAPER had wrapped word came out that LABINE would be shooting the pilot for SONS OF TUCSON and for us REAPER fans this was an early sign of the eventual demise of the show (as well as the smaller 13 episode order of the show).

I wasn’t happy to see REAPER go but my curiousity was at least tweaked for SONS OF TUCSON because of LABINE. When I heard about the premise behind the show, however, I started to walk that fine line of trepidition.

In SONS OF TUCSON we find TYLER LABINE playing the character RON SNUFFKIN. Within moments of the show open we know that he’s been living in his car after being thrown out by his ex-girlfriend, he owes some shady guy named TONY (played by JAKE BUSEY) $2000 and he works a retail job at a sporting goods store. He’s a man of questionable morals and it is these same morals that make him the perfect candidate for the GUNDERSON boys to pay him off to pretend to be their dad to get them enrolled into school. Why do they need this? Mom hasn’t been in the picture for a while and Dad is serving 25 for white-collar crime. Presumably the boys have a stash of Dad’s cash to live off of and don’t want Child Protective Services to know about their situation so they won’t be put into the foster care system and split up.

Now you know the premise and the reason why I was apprehensive about the show. It sounds like typical sitcom fodder at best, right?

After seeing the pilot I can tell you that the parts of the show don’t quite add up to a completely entertaining whole but the promise is there to actually become an interesting and entertaining 22 minutes of time wasted. LABINE does, in fact, play a character with the same wit and charisma of his former SOCK incarnation and he does so again in a completely natural fashion. The three kids playing the GUNDERSON boys (MATHEW LEVY as the ‘looks but not a thinker’  BRANDON, FRANK DOLCE as the ‘brains’ brother GARY and BENJAMIN STOCKHAM as the ‘id’ and youngest brother ROBBY) work well together and balance each other out. The sub-plot of RON trying to get his hands on a tiny toy soldier collection from his grandmother ETHEL provided some of the more outlandish comedy and also makes me hope we see more of ETHEL and her home again it the future.

Years of experience have also taught me that you can’t really tell a show from it’s first episode. The first six episodes (if we actually get to see them all) are what really let us know about the calibre of the writing staff and how well they set up both the voices and scenarios for these characters. I’ll be keeping my eye on SONS OF TUCSON to see how well it shakes out and hoping the best for its future to see more of LABINE.

Now that we’ve gotten that bit of business out of the way let’s see what is in store for us with this week’s programming.

TUESDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: AMERICAN IDOL may have it narrowed down to only 12 contestants but let’s face it folks, this is now a contest between CRYSTAL BOWERSOX and LEE DEWYZE (even though I’m rooting for ANDREW GARCIA for the upset).

ABC – 9:00 PM: I don’t know what to tell you about this week’s episode of LOST but I love that TVGUIDE refers to one of the characters this week as ‘the Locke Monster.’

FX – 10:00 PM: TIMOTHY OLYPHANT is sporting another badge on TV, but this time he’s a deputy U.S. Marshal in JUSTIFIED.

ABC – 10:00 PM: ABC begs and pleads the LOST crowd to give another certain show a chance with their recap special FLASHFORWARD: WHAT DID YOU SEE?

NBC – 10:00 PM: SARAH realizes that dating a nearly 40-year-old barista may not be all it’s cracked up to be on PARENTHOOD. There’s a news flash.

WEDNESDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: The abomination that currently carries the SCRUBS name finally has it’s season finale. Too bad it took this long.

ABC FAMILY – 8:00 PM: In honor of St. Patrick’s Day ABC FAMILY presents INDEPENDENCE DAY.

TLC – 8:00 PM: Watch for 60 minutes and you’ll learn nothing new in THE SECRET LIFE OF TIGER WOODS.

FOX – 9:00 PM: AMERICAN IDOL spends one hour letting us know who gets the boot this week. Marvel in the awkward ensemble medley singing and guest singers before witnessing one persons pain in the last ten minutes.

HIST – 9:00 PM: The MonsterQuest team is so bad ass they don’t just go after one sasquatch, they go after an entire pack of them! Put THAT in your pot of gold and smo… oh, wait, that doesn’t work at all.

COMEDY – 10:00 PM: The 14th season of SOUTH PARK premieres tonight.

THURSDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: After a production shake up and major retooling FLASHFORWARD returns in a two hour special that only hopes to get the ratings the premiere did.

NBC – 8:30 PM: ANDY SAMBERG guests as a park ranger on tonight’s PARKS & RECREATION. Have I mentioned how much better this show is this season?

SLEUTH – 9:00 PM: I only bring up that this network is airing THE 40-YEAR-OLD-VIRGIN because the simple fact that they are is the only mystery I can find in this pairing.

BRAVO – 10:00 PM: KELLY bares for PLAYBOY on tonight’s THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY. Curiosity may have killed the cat but it won’t be enough to get most guys to buy this issue.

FRIDAY

DISNEY XD – 7:00 PM: Can someone please tell me how I never knew that there was a “THE THREE INVESTIGATORS” movie of any kind made? After reading them in Junior High (middle school to some of you) I’m going to at least DVR THE THREE INVESTIGATORS AND THE SECRET OF TERROR CASTLE just to see how they tried to translate this to a modern audience. I’m sure it is going to hurt to watch but I’ll do it anyway.

NBC – 8:00 PM: Tonight on WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? former Friend LISA KUDROW travels to Belarus to learn about her family history (while no one watches).

SYFY – 9:00 PM: The title of CAPRICA tonight is GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE. I should have really seen that title coming.

SATURDAY

FOOD – 5:00 PM: CAKE BOSS marathon!

DISNEY – 7:30 PM: SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS jumps from the Disney Vault and onto your television. C’mon, it’s a classic.

HIST – 8:00 PM: Do you think notorious outlaw Jesse James was hiding loot? A team does as they go in search of JESSE JAMES’ HIDDEN TREASURE.

E! – 8:00 PM: HALF-BAKED will always be the film that to this day makes me say, “Abba-Zabba, you my only friend.”

SUNDAY

MTV – 8:00 PM: My faith in humanity falls a little more with SPRING BREAK 2010: FIST PUMPIN’ Top 20 WITH JERSEY SHORE.

TLC – 8:00 PM: Witness the marvels of LIFE around us for two hours with this amazing nature series.

A&E – 9:00 PM: A health scare happens for SHANNON on tonight’s season premiere of GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS.

FOX – 9:30 PM: Let’s see if SONS OF TUCSON is able to improve on the formula or flounder in mediocrity.

AMC – 10:00 PM: If you haven’t seen BREAKING BAD than get the box sets and start DVR’ing it with tonight’s season premiere until you get caught up. You’ll be glad that you did.

A&E – 10:00 PM: I’m not really sure what to say about KIRSTIE ALLEY’S BIG LIFE. It’s both fascinating and a train wreck and really puts me at a loss for words.

– Will Wilkins was shot in front of a live studio audience.

Bagged & Boarded 49: Lemonade For Sale

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #49: Lemonade For Sale – In which Jesse reveals a stunning, life-changing announcement to both the audience and Matt – and the boys try their best to keep it together. This is the one you’ll tell your children about. No kids? Just wait. Bagged and Boarded… Making babies since 2009.

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March 16, 2010

Soapbox: A Word About Shower Products

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A Word About Shower Products

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soapbox-showerI am, according to my doctor’s opinion, as clearly stated by him by means of a mark in a check-box on my physical chart, a male. Let us be absolutely clear on this point, lest there be any confusion. For my part, there is no question: I am certain beyond a reasonable doubt that my X chromosome is complemented by a Y chromosome.

Now that we have that out of the way, let’s talk about showers (why is it that any talk of chromosomes always ends up leading to discussion about the shower?) … because I am a male (and if you doubt me on this point, see the paragraph above – and continue seeing it until you stop doubting), I am perfectly content to enter my shower armed with two, and only two, cleaning products: a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap. These two items pretty much meet all of my scrubbing and/or sudsing needs.

Imagine my frustration and, let’s be honest, my deep hurt, when I enter a shower that is encased in a house where any form of woman also lives. This happens more frequently than you might think – perhaps you are married to a woman, perhaps you are visiting your aunt, perhaps you still live at home with your parents, or, in my case, perhaps you frequently sneak into your neighbor’s house while she is at work and use her shower (Frieda, if you’re reading this, I’m only kidding; I use your silk robe for my trips to the sauna, but I would never use your shower).

It is practically impossible to climb into the female shower, because its tiny space is jam-packed, from fiberglass floor to ceiling, with various “shower” products. I say “shower” in blatantly sarcastic quotes because I feel blatantly sarcastic about this subject. I do not deny that what resides in these thousands of bottles, all stacked neatly according to category and color, qualifies as product; you will get no quarrel from me on this. I will argue, however, that this product is not really “shower” product.

To demonstrate my point, let me walk you through, in moistly naked detail, the average shower experience that takes place in a female-inhabited house.

As the water reaches a basically user-friendly temperature and begins cascading down my back, I instinctively reach for the bar of Coast (or Irish Spring, if you want to smell like an Irishman almost never does – I always thought that Irish Spring should smell vaguely like Guinness malt and corned beef), but I stop myself. This is to be a feminine shower experience, I remind myself, and so I reach instead for the nearest bottle of shampoo.

Problem number one presents itself.

There is not one, single bottle of hair wash, there are approximately thirteen bottles. I am immediately confused. Do I want my hair to be anti-dandruff, or hydrating? Isn’t the prospect of having hydrating hair somewhat dubious to begin with? Will my hair spontaneously begin to water itself during the day if I use this shampoo? Should I instead reach for the full-body shampoo (which I imagine to be somewhat more rich, robust, and dark than the average light shampoo)? Perhaps I ought to be using the replenishing shampoo, with the anti-residue formula? But do I want the unscented brand with the 2-in-1 conditioner, or do I want the clarifying shampoo with the super-sensitive formula, even though it is scented?

Deeply offended, I mix all thirteen shampoos together in a goopy mess on my head. I then spend the next 162 minutes washing the incredible amount of suds out of my hair.

Next, it’s on to the joyless task of cleaning my body at large (and no, that is not a fat joke). Again forgetting myself and reaching for a normal bar of soap, I realize that, in fact, there is no bar of soap in this shower! Of course! It’s a woman’s shower!

I begin rummaging through the stacks and stacks of available bottlery, and quickly become disoriented. Am I in the shower, or am in line at the buffet? It is difficult to tell anymore, because – I swear this is true – I am staring head-on at a bottle that says Brown Sugar and Vanilla Body Wash.

This sounds fantastic, and I now wish I had brought a stack of pancakes into the shower with me. Alas, I did not, and so I move on to the next bottle, which reads, White Chocolate Macadamia Butter Scrub. The label helpfully informs me that this product is a “luxurious body scrub made with rich, buttery, white Belgium chocolate,” which is “melted with Hawaiian Macademia and Kukui nut oils and lavished with Shea butter and Cocoa butter.” The label promises, “This will leave your skin feeling smooth, soft and moisturized.”

Tasty! Mmmmm! I look for the Nutritional Info label to see if I can find a calorie count, but I cannot locate it. Being somewhat health-conscious, I pass on the chocolate nut body spread.

The next bottle practically falls off the shelf into my hands (which are now shaking from the insulin rush created by contact with the body butter) – I am now holding a container of Body Icing. The label claims, “Creamier than a body lotion but not as thick as body butter!” Ah, good, I think to myself, I was looking for a liquidy body syrup that was simultaneously creamier than lotion, but not as thick as body butter. In terms of texture, you usually want your Body Icing somewhere between “lotion” and “butter”, and this is not an easy balance to strike – so I salute the accomplishment represented by this product.

Of course, I ate three handfuls of the body icing before the Titanium Dioxide, Methylparaben, and Triethanolamine got into my bloodstream and caused a violent seizure. I would do it again. The Strawberry Kiwi flavoring was to die for.

Finally, I located what I thought would possibly make the most logical substitute for plain bar soap (which, by the way, I have never been tempted to eat) – a product calling itself a “Body Wash”. Seemed about right. “Body” … yes, my body is the object which I would like cleansed … “Wash” … indeed, washing is what I would like to do to my body.

And then I read the fancy, curly-font decorated letters, as my eyes widened in horror: Grapefruit and Bergamot Shea Butter Body Wash. I was not entirely clear on what, precisely, a “bergamot” is, so I stepped out of the running shower, found an encyclopedia, got slightly distracted for about 27 minutes by a fascinating entry on “Battle of Bull Run”, and then discovered that “Bergamot” is a small fruit-tree found in Italy, the fruit-peel of which contains an essential oil that can be extracted “by cold expression.” (I wasn’t aware that the bergamot fruit peel could even tell the difference between a warm or cold expression, much less that it cared enough to start secreting its oil when faced with the latter).

Shea Butter, of course, is tree-fat that comes from the Shea Tree, and is widely praised for its anti-inflammatory properties.

I returned the shower mostly at peace with the idea of rubbing a product on my body that contained grapefruit, bergamot, and shea butter. But the temptation was indeed very strong to use the product in a fondue dipping sauce recipe later that evening.

All in all, I was mystified by the experience of this feminine shower. I suppose I got clean … I think I got clean … and I certainly smelled like a French bakery when I was finished. But doing this on a daily basis would be extremely difficult. I now understand why women take, on average, 300 Kajillion times longer than men to get in and out of the shower.

So, thank you, Feminine Shower, but I’ll just go ahead and stick with the tried-and-true, bar soap and shampoo bottle strategy from now on.

–Jacob Michael
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March 15, 2010

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Bill Corbett

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a bit of a chat with playwright, screenwriter, MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 alumnus, and one-third of Rifftrax, Bill Corbett.

Hope you enjoy…

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March 14, 2010

Masters Of Song Fu #6: Final Challenge Revealed!

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We here at FRED are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a unique form of creative combat.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to FRED to be voted on by you, the audience.

At the end of the 3rd Challenge, the two Challengers with the most votes will face off, mano a mano for the title of…

MASTER OF SONG FU

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However, there may yet be one final challenge for this newly crowned Master – for they very well might (if the stars align and schedules permit) face off against one of the LEGENDARY MASTERS – artists like Jonathan Coulton, Paul & Storm, Neil Innes, Doc Hammer, & The RiffTones. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu – one of which may or may not be revealed as your ultimate challenge. Only the wheel of uncertainty can predict (and even then, not).

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So what was the first Challenge?

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

Write a song that is about (or at least has key to the central narrative) RAIN (the meteorological phenomena). At some point (or throughout) the song, you must utilize an instrument (or vocals) that represent the rain. You are free to write your song in any style that you choose.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds.

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And then our Challengers were given their Round 2 Challenge…

ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

Write a song that does not rhyme.

CLARIFICATION: Your song can be in any style, but must not contain any rhymes of 2 dissimilar words within a traditional verse structure. Exact repetition of a phrase or word is permitted. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds..

If you want some inspiration, here’s a number song from The Muppets…
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/rhymingsong.mp3]

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And then came the Round 3 Challenge…

ROUND 3 CHALLENGE

Write a song that involves a recipe for something.

This recipe can be for anything – not just food. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds..

If you want some inspiration, here’s a recipe song by Queen Ida…
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/queen_ida-zydeco_taco.mp3]

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And now, the votes from all 3 Rounds have been tabulated, and you’ll find the TOP 2 VOTE-GETTERS below, who must now go head-to-head in the Final Round Challenge. The winner of that battle will be declared this edition’s MASTER OF SONG FU. Scroll down for the Challengers and the Final Challenge reveal…

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THE FINAL CHALLENGERS

MIKE LOMBARDO

Mike Lombardo is a piano-playing geek-pop-rock singer-songwriter who likes to use hyphens when describing his occupation. He has been known to write songs about just about anything, including rocks and SAW 4. When not banging on a piano, Mike spends most of his time playing way too many video games or teaching small children how to bang on pianos. A graduate of Berklee College of Music, Mike is currently finishing up his second album with his piano rock band, the Mike Lombardo Trio.
Official Website: www.mikelombardomusic.com
Twitter: twitter.com/mikelombardo
ROUND 1 SONG: “Sit And Watch The Rain”
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ROUND 2 SONG: “I Found You”
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ROUND 3 SONG: “We Don’t Have Any Eggs (from Man In Kitchen – The Musical)”
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LEIGH & HOOVER

Dave & William have been writing songs together for decades, yet have still managed to avoid finding a clever name for themselves. William writes the words; Dave the music… which is good because it doesn’t really work the other way ’round.
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Official Website: www.cratchit.org/music
ROUND 1 SONG: “Summer Rain”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/leigh_and_hoover-summer_rain.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “We Do What We Do”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/leigh_and_hoover-we_do_what_we_do.mp3]
ROUND 3 SONG: “Primordial Soup (Traditional Recipe)”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/leigh_and_hoover-primordial_soup.mp3]

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To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 3 songs, CLICK HERE.

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To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 2 songs, CLICK HERE.

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To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 1 songs, CLICK HERE.

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FINAL CHALLENGE

Let’s call this one Challenge & Victory

Your task is to write a single tune that is actually comprised of two individual songs – the first half details a problem to be conquered or a battle to be fought, and the second half is a victorious, triumphant resolution. Both of these halves must feel independent of the other, but may contain an element that bridges the two. Your song must run no shorter than 3 minutes..

Your song must be submitted in mp3 form (128-192kbps) either via e-mail (to songfu @ asitecalledfred.com – remember to remove the spaces) or a file upload service (like RapidShare or YouSendIt). Deadline for submission is 11:59pm EST on Sunday, March 21st, 2010.

There will be a Final Challenge Listening Party at 8:30pm EST on Monday, March 22nd HERE. Voting on the Final Challenge will commence immediately after the listening party.

If you want some inspiration, here’s Queen…
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/queenrock.mp3]

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FINAL VOTE TALLY FOR ALL 3 ROUNDS

* Mike Lombardo – 444 Votes
* Leigh & Hoover – 301 Votes
* Denise Hudson – 276 Votes
* Edric Haleen – 228 Votes
* Gorbzilla – 223 Votes
* Godz Poodlz – 190 Votes
* Caleb Hines – 187 Votes
* Inverse T. Clown – 170 Votes
* Kylie Petto – 166 Votes
* Jeff MacDougall – 151 Votes
* Governing Dynamics – 135 Votes
* Buckethat Bobby Matheson – 132 Votes
* Glen Raphael – 131 Votes
* Ian “Two Shades” Johnson – 120 Votes
* Common Lisp – 103 Votes
* Zer0guy – 98 Votes
* Jutze Schult – 93 Votes
* Boffo Yux Dudes – 88 Votes
* Taryn Miller – 84 Votes
* Spencer Sokol – 76 Votes

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ROUND 3 VOTING RESULTS

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ROUND 2 VOTING RESULTS

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ROUND 1 VOTING RESULTS

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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March 13, 2010

Weekend Shopping Guide 3/12/10: Eddie Iz Running

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

I’ve spoken to a few of his contemporaries in the past, and all of them described the drive and determination related in Believe: The Eddie Izzard Story (Vivendi, Not Rated, DVD-$26.97 SRP), a documentary which uses the comedian’s build up to his most recent world tour to explore his life and comedy. It’s a brilliant, brilliant portrait of a brilliant comic mind. Bonus materials include additional footage and interviews.

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Perfect for the dorm, office, or when you need some extra food and drink space during a party, the Deluxe Mini-Fridge ($99.99) from Thinkgeek is a nice, compact unit with a 20liter capacity (plenty of room for soda or snacks) that can act as either a fridge or a warmer. It’s also versatile, containing connections for either the home or car. Trick out your home office that way you’ve always dreamed… Because those trips to the kitchen are such a massive timewaster.

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I think a combination of political burnout and Michael Moore burnout led to Moore’s Capitalism: A Love Story (Anchor Bay, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP) being largely overlooked when it hit theaters last year – which is a shame, because it’s one of Moore’s most power documentaries, taking aim squarely at a system that has fractured in recent years due to runaway abuse. Give the doc a spin and see for yourself. Bonus materials include additional scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.98 SRP) is available, with identical bonus features.

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It’s a knife edge when a film decides to present a character whose situation is so bleak that the audience could be sucked down the same well of despair, but Precious (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) manages to present its titular heroine with enough of a silver lining that I was right there with her, rooting for her escape from her awful life. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, a deleted scene, and the audition tape for star Gabourey Sidibe.

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I’ve seen dozens of them by now, but I’m such a sucker for documentaries about The Beatles, even if that documentary is about the crafting of Cirque du Soleil’s Beatles collaboration, Love, in All Together Now (Apple/Capitol, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). Bonus materials include quite substantial featurettes.

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Remember when you could make a filthy rich oil man a crime-solving TV hero? If you doubt such a show ever existed, look no further than Matt Houston (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), where the title character uses said wealth to solve murders with the aid of his sexy lawyer sidekick. The first season set contains all 23 episodes, plus the original promos.

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Cast Bruce Boxleitner as an undercover spy who circumstances team up with a somewhat ditsy suburban Washington housewife, and you’ve got a show that still stands up as a pretty fun little romp – Scarecrow & Mrs. King (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The first season set contains all 21 episodes, but not a single bonus feature. Come on, WB – give Bruce and Kate Jackson a call.

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It was pretty much ignored in the theaters, but there’s a lot of fun to be had in the animated Planet 51 (Sony, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), which sets traditional alien films on their ears by landing an Earth astronaut in the suburban environment of a distant world. Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes, extended scenes, a music video montage, and more.

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Sibling rivalries, iron fists, and a cinematic dynasty are explored in the fascinating portrait The Brothers Warner (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), told by their family and the stars who had dealings with their megalithic moviemaking machine.

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Fans of Greek! I know you’re out there, because Greek: Chapter 4 (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) is hitting DVD, and if the college-based show’s made it four seasons, then someone’s watching it. The 3-disc set contains all 12 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, a music video, and bloopers.

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It’s been awhile since I’ve mentioned Warners’ wonderful on-demand DVD service, The Warner Archive Collection, but I’ll do so now with a pair of newly-available titles, first and foremost of which is a release of all 24 theatrical shorts comprising the Believe It Or Not series ($19.95), hosted by Robert L. Ripley. The second is a very young Johnny Depp, Jerry Lewis, and Faye Dunaway in Arizona Dream ($15.95).

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Rediscover a lost piece of comedy history – and a groundbreaking female comedian – with The Ultimate Goldbergs (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99), which collects all of the extant episodes of the 1950’s sitcom The Goldbergs, created by and starring Gertrude Berg. The 6-disc set contains all 71 episodes known to exist, plus 12 episodes of its radio predecessor, the pilot for Berg’s subsequent show, and an excerpt of a documentary about her.

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Remember Wild Hogs? The middling, middle-aged empowerment road comedy with John Travolta & Tim Allen, amongst others? Well, Travolta’s back in what feels like the exact same film, Old Dogs (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP), this time with Robin Williams in tow. Seth Green’s in it. That’s got to count for something, right? The set contains the standard DVD edition of the film, as well as an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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A comedy about professional plagiarism and revenge gone decidedly offbeat, Gentlemen Broncos (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) isn’t quite as clever or offbeat as it should be, and winds up feeling like the bastard child of Napoleon Dynamite & Rushmore. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette, deleted scenes, outtakes, and more.

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I think, by the time you get to the fourth season of Dog Whisperer (Screen Media, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), you pretty much know what you’re getting from Cesar Milan’s canine-help show. So, suffice it to say, this more of the same, in a 5-disc box set containing 17 episodes (including the 100th), unaired segments, and bloopers.

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It’s a classic veteran cop saddled with a young partner scenario in the UK’s Dalziel & Pascoe (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), as the duo solve murders in a delightful chalk & cheese fashion. The 2-disc first season set contains 3 feature-length telemovies.

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Miss Conan and want to make up old Late Night bits on your own? You can do just that by laughing along with the complete 7th season of Walker, Texas Ranger (Paramount, Not Rated, $49.99 SRP). It’s all the ludicrous Chuck Norris action you remember – heck, it’s 25 episodes worth!

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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March 11, 2010

Trailer Park: Oscars, SHUTTER ISLAND and Tracy Morgan

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By Christopher Stipp

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DVD GIVEAWAY – LAFFAPALOOZA WITH TRACEY MORGAN

51tpeaoglwl_ss400_I just loved Comic Strip Live with John Mulrooney when I was a kid.

I would tape that show relentlessly every weekend, this being before TiVo and having to get the timing exactly right or else risking taping a completely different show 12 hours earlier/later than you wanted to or, God forbid, someone tuned it to a different channel after you physically set the recorder, and every weekend I was exposed to a few great comedians.

Tracey Morgan’s Laffapalooza was like watching that show all over again. The DVD, which showcases a diverse set of comedians, I’m an Earthquake fan myself, was a great watch as you just don’t see enough programs that let comedians do their thing. Sure, you can watch Last Comic Standing but I want to see guys who have already honed their craft, who already know who they are as entertainers, and these players absolutely do. It was rapid fire, wasn’t as obnoxious as some sets you’d see during Def Comedy Jam, and wholly enjoyable.

To that end I am giving away THREE copies of this DVD away to 3 random entrants who can send me their name and address to Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com

The product description:

Hosted by brilliant comedian Tracy Morgan (30 Rock, Cop Out), this laugh-out-loud comedy concert was taped before a live audience in Las Vegas and includes performances by Lavell Crawford, Mark Curry, Earthquake, Corey Holcomb and Sheryl Underwood. The crowd is hyped and the comedians are no joke! We’re coming into your home and taking no prisoners, so strap yourself into your seat and hold on to your stomach because you are about to experience the true power of LAFFAPALOOZA!

Available for Pre-Order on Amazon:Ӭhttp://www.amazon.com/Laffapalooza-Live-Las-Vegas-Hosted/dp/B002ZPIC2G/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1266444297&sr=8-16

Oscar Faux Pas by Raymond Schillaci

article-1256245-089ebc4a000005dc-868_634x732Why go on about the Oscar telecast? Why beat a dead horse? Well, one should not – the dead horse deserves more respect than the big “O” telecast. Every year it seems the Academy tweaks its dog and pony show and every year we, who love the entertainment industry, hope against hope that it will get better. Unfortunately, the powers that be always seem to find a way to muck it up. Was this year no different? In some ways it showed improvement, but with a glaring marketing ploy of nominating ten best pictures there was bound to be some abysmal failure to follow, and boy there was!

Never mind the awkward slip up of acceptance speeches delivering a false Kanye West moment by the disagreeable makers of the Best Documentary Short Subject. The Academy can avoid these nasty displays by either allowing a generous minute for each recipient or dismissing short subjects all together and inviting them to the same dinner as the Governor’s Awards thus shortening an all ready too long telecast. Speaking of length; I thought the show started to get smart with their condensing of Best Song Nominees, but they blazed a whole new trail of idiocy with the extended interpretive dance (?) routine to Best Score. You want to shorten this over bloated dinosaur ““ display a short piece of the score with the film itself (ohmygod ““ what a concept!). The Academy is so out of touch with today’s audience, they forget this is the group growing up with “Dancing with the Stars”. The last thing viewers want to be treated to would be a flaming choreographer’s wet dream that makes little sense to a mass audience.

Then there is my personal beef, the Academy’s pandering to horror movies. Okay, we get it ““ you don’t relate to the genre. You have two pseudo-horror presenters, the bland and the beautiful, when you could have struck gold and invited Robert England, Wes Craven, Anthony Hopkins or as a stretch”¦the Wolfman ““ Benicio. You have not recognized anything in the cateGORY in over 30 years! So, why the cold shoulder in presenting something you are suppose to be commemorating? Is it perhaps another marketing ploy? Shit, that’s a good way to have the fans turn away from you for good and bury your ass with no hopes of resurrection.

Look at the past salutes; they were nowhere near as haphazard a presentation as this beloved one. Westerns, musicals, comedies were all given a prestigious hail while horror was slapped together with scenes that were not even considered horror movies (i.e. Jaws). Yes, they included the staples (Freddy, Michael, Leatherface), but where was “Re-Animator” “The Descent” and f*#king “Near Dark”! For crying out loud, you have the soon-to-be first woman Best Director right there and you don’t even acknowledge her having made one of the very best vampire films ever?! They didn’t even bother to throw a bone to a brilliant bloodsucking tome that they chose to ignore, “Let the Right One In”. Perhaps they are waiting for the Americanized version to bastardize it. The sad part, the salute was a waste and didn’t even muster up a minor chill.

Also chilling was the “In Memory” piece that chose to omit a very brave Farrah Fawcett, a member of the Academy for over 40 years, and include a psychologically disturbed drug addict that had no business being mentioned amongst the other cinema greats. Sorry, I don’t mean to be so harsh, but that’s what comes to mind when comparing the two; Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. Mind you, Ms. Fawcett had her kooky moments, but she also delivered some rich performances in feature films; “Extremities” and “The Apostle”. Jackson belonged in the pantheon of music and music videos. One gig in a bad movie musical does not warrant a mention. In fact, the Academy went as far as to display Jackson’s music video, “Thriller” because they had no other choice with his feature film resume ““ unless one wanted to include the shameful “Captain Eo”. Let’s see, wasn’t the Academy’s excuse that Ms. Fawcett was better known in TV? Let’s compare ““ the performance in “Thriller” or “Captain Eo” and “The Burning Bed” or “Small Sacrifices”. Need I say more? Shame on the Academy decision-makers, you owe Ms. Fawcett’s family, friends and fans a sincere apology.

Might an apology be needed also for saddling the legendary cinema icon, Lauren Bacall with “B” movie king Roger Corman with honorary Oscars? Okay, I get that Roger gave a lot of those people in that auditorium their first break, including the king of the world himself, Avatar’s James Cameron, but really to honor him with an Oscar? Has the Academy not reduced itself to the likes of getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame where just about anybody can buy one? Is nothing sacred?

On the brighter side of the rainbow, Neil Patrick Harris was a breath of fresh air in the stale climate. Our hosts, Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were amusing and one wish they had been given the chance to adlib and really cut loose bringing the show back to the good old days of Bob Hope presenting. The set was classy till somebody neglected to remove the lampshades from the gig before. Presenters for the most part were paired nicely, but grinding the show to an all new halt was the decision to have actors and actresses pontificate their admiration of their nominees. Really, must we extend the telecast with this childish dribble? Just deliver a brief explanation of each performance accompanied by a clip. That has always sufficed. We don’t need to hear how wonderful everyone is. We get enough of that with every press JUNK-it.

So for next year, Academy take notice; shorten the telecast to a concise two hours by ridding us of bizarre dance interpretations, short subjects that many do not care about (my apology to the filmmakers ““ but the Governor’s Awards should be enough ““ after all we are talking ratings) and performers passing on praise to their brethren. Either keep Steve and Alec as hosts or if they decline the embarrassment of being on a telecast that is broadcast worldwide and having a Magoo-like Tom Hanks dismiss all the Best Picture nominees and blurt out the winner ““ then opt back for Hugh Jackson. For that matter, Neil Patrick Harris would make a great host ““ if he ends up not too busy taking over Simon’s job on American Idol.

The Maestro at Work and Play: A Review of Shutter Island by Raymond Schillaci

shutter-island-posterTen minutes into Martin Scorsese’s new magnificent opus, “Shutter Island” I realized where the story was going and wanted to reveal it to my 16 year-old son, but I dared not. What if I was wrong? After another fifteen minutes I was captivated by Scorsese’s handiwork as a master of cinema and dismissed my knowing the outcome and enjoyed the creepy ride provided. This is not the personal voice of Scorsese that brought us such captivating cinematic landmarks as “Taxi Driver” and “Raging Bull”. This is a more commercial venture that demonstrates not only his love of film past and present, but his prowess as one of the great directors of his generation managing to deliver an icy shudder (pun intended) to a powerful story.

I’d rather give you the bare bones of this sordid yarn than spoil all the fun of a pulpy tale of rotting insanity, murder, mayhem and love. Yes, I said love, and if anybody is familiar with the works of Mr. Scorsese that emotion is often heaped with brutality. Of course that’s what makes the film so damn fascinating. The year is 1945 and U.S. Marshall, Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio) with his partner Chuck (Mark Ruffalo) is investigating the disappearance of a murderess from a home for the criminally insane. Their arrival on the island is met with foreboding acceptance; stoic guards with shotguns, creepy looking inpatients and rules that supersede the Marshal’s laws (no guns for any visitors). Daniels is introduced to the most suspicious Dr. Crawley (Ben Kingsley) and Dr. Naehring (Max Von Sydow) who offers little help for explanations in regards to the patient who seems to have vanished “through the walls”. What follows is a maze of madness that makes you think about all the possibilities. It’s amazing, a movie that actually demands you to think rather than just go along for the ride.

Scorsese delivers a film that emulates Hitchcock at his finest moments and that’s the difference between the director and so many others who have attempted to mimic Hitchcock’s style (Brian DePalma in particular). Alfred Hitchcock admittedly emulated from other German expressionist filmmakers and developed a style all his own. Scorsese does the same whether he’s tackling his own personal demons or delivering a more entertaining piece like “Gangs of New York” or “The Departed”. With Scorsese we get a director that is in love with film and its history and provides us with the utmost care in presenting a story with all the accouterments; cinematography, set design, music score and acting that will have us talking for days. Speaking of which, Leonardo DiCaprio delivers a powerful performance that leaves one breathless. And, a special shout out to the resurrection king ““ Jackie Earl Haley. Aside from the nasty makeup job, he nearly went unrecognizable. Haley provides a scary performance that gets under one’s skin and leaves a residue of gut-wrenching questions that demand to be answered.

In the end, I revealed to my son that I knew how the film was going to play out. He asked how that was possible. I told him my years of being a film enthusiasts and writer helped, but I was quickly transported from my thoughts with the finesse and bravura that the director and his talented cast and crew provided in laying out a narrative that both entertains and captivates. The nice part about it all, my son asked me what else has “this guy” done. On to a resume that reads like John Ford, Alfred Hitchcock and Cecil B. Demille. I will enjoy sharing the viewing with him. Thank you, Marty and goodnight.

Comics in Context #236: Wimpy Redeemed

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# 236 (VOL. 2 #8): WIMPY REDEEMED

cic-wimpy-01Next to Popeye himself, J. Wellington Wimpy is the greatest character that cartoonist E. C. Segar created for his Thimble Theatre comic strip. That may surprise those of you who know Popeye and Wimpy basically from animated cartoons. But Wimpy is a character who expresses himself not through action like Popeye–indeed, Wimpy usually remains still and seemingly expressionless–but through dialogue. Aficionados of the Max Fleischer Popeye cartoons of the 1930s and 1940s love the comments that Jack Mercer, the voice of Popeye, seemingly ad libbed in recording the dialogue. (By the way, 2010 is the centennial of Mercer’s birth.) Nevertheless, dialogue is not a strong point of Fleischer cartoons, so it shouldn’t be surprising that they reduced the very verbal Wimpy to a mere moocher of hamburgers. But to read Segar’s comic strips about the character is to continually discover new and surprising layers to Wimpy’s personality.

A few weeks ago I began critiquing the Sunday strips featuring Wimpy in Fantagraphics Books’ Popeye Vol. 3, which reprints Segar’s Thimble Theatre from the 1930s. One of Wimpy’s catchphrases in the strip is inviting someone to a duck dinner, adding “You bring the ducks.” In the January 15, 1933 strip Popeye is again amused when Wimpy pulls this on Rough-House for the umpteenth time. Enraged, Rough-House challenges Wimpy to a fight. “It’s men like you who start wars and cause the downfall of nations,” replies Wimpy. That seems a rather grandiose claim, but this strip first ran in the 1930s, when World War I was a recent memory and Europe was moving towards World War II, and wimpy may have a point. Befitting his name, Rough-House does want to settle disputes with violence, and he has difficulty controlling his intense rages. Wimpy, in contrast, not only usually avoids violence, although, as we shall soon see, Segar will experiment with Wimpy as a fighter, but will even treat his adversaries as friends: when Rough-House ends up in the hospital in later strips, Wimpy brings him flowers.

Popeye suggests that Wimpy and Rough-House settle their dispute through a prize fight for charity; presumably Popeye thinks that this will set rules for the fight, and do some good as well.

Trying to train for the fight, Wimpy proves unable to lift a barbell. Popeye persuades Rough-House to give Wimpy some hamburgers and spinach to eat. “Ya wouldn’t fight a man which is weak from hunger,” says Popeye, providing another indication of the real suffering at the basis of Wimpy’s comedy.

I keep reading that Segar rarely mentioned spinach as the source of Popeye’s strength in the comic strip. Certainly spinach turns up less frequently than in the animated cartoons, in which part of the formula is having Popeye boost his strength at a crucial point by eating spinach. But I see spinach being mentioned repeatedly in Popeye Vol. 3: even the profits from the Wimpy-Rough-House prize fight are to “go for buyin’ spinach for poor kids.”

Upon eating the burgers and spinach, Wimpy becomes superhumanly strong, and bounces the barbell off his bicep: tonnage is nothing to me now.” Does spinach make even Wimpy strong like Popeye? (If it works like that on everyone in Popeye’s world, why don’t his enemies eat any?) Or is Segar suggesting that hamburgers are to Wimpy what spinach is to Popeye? Whatever the case, Segar obviously decided this was a mistake and immediately dropped the notion of a super-strong Wimpy.

So when the prize fight begins in the November 2, 1934 Sunday strip, Wimpy relies not on super-strength but on iron concealed in his boxing gloves. Rough-House has iron in his gloves, too: “You’re just as crooked as I am,” Wimpy observes. Popeye gets rid of their iron, but then Wimpy punches Rough-House from behind. It’s certainly in character for Wimpy to cheat, but it seems odd to see Wimpy acting so violently. Perhaps Segar had once again gone down the wrong road.

So in the following Sunday strip, January 29, 1933, as the prize fight continues, Wimpy instead leans against a post, faking being hurt. This seems more true to Wimpy’s generally peaceful personality. In fact, by the end of this Sunday strip, we learn that Wimpy has even bet on Rough-House to win the fight.

Exasperated, Popeye demands that Wimpy fight, and points out that the fight is being broadcast on radio, and that Wimpy’s mother might be listening: “What’ll she think of her boy?” Perhaps unexpectedly, Wimpy begins weeping: again, Segar is showing the pain beneath Wimpy’s clownish facade. “Popeye, I am broken-hearted! I have disgraced the name of Wimpy–do you really think Mother is listening in?” Certainly we have seen that Wimpy is fully capable of lying, but this seems sincere. This Wimpy is not a violent person at all, but “for mother’s sake” he takes a swing at Rough-House, and, to his surprise, knocks him out.

cic-wimpy-02After the fight, in the February 5, 1933 strip, Wimpy is back at Rough-House’s cafe and, ever persistent, pulls his usual trick of inviting him to a duck dinner, “you bring the ducks.” Furious, Rough-House punches Wimpy, and Popeye, who comments later in the strip that Wimpy is “a frien’ of mine,” retaliates by hitting Rough-House hard. “The trouble with you is yer too blasted sensitiff,” says Popeye. That suggests that Rough-House’s hot temper is due to being overly sensitive, having too little control of his emotions, and that the usually deadpan Wimpy and Popeye are rather stoical in comparison. While Wimpy may not be a violent person himself, he’s something of a voyeur of violence. When Rough-House’s friends object to Popeye hitting him, Wimpy comments, “Let’s you and them fight,” and so they do, as Wimpy settles in for a big burger dinner, served by a woozy Rough-House.

In that strip Popeye declared that “Rough-House can’t hit Wimpy. . .cause he’s a frien’ of mine.” But by the following Sunday, Feb. 12, 1933, Segar seems to have changed his mind about Popeye’s attitude towards Wimpy. Now Popeye decides, “I guess Rough-House was right.” Popeye criticizes Wimpy to his face for having “no blasted self-respeck.” He continues, “Ever’ man on Eart’ is susposed to do sumpin’ important” but “Yer a hooman flop–ya ain’t got absolukely no egocism. How kin ya have self-respeck without ya got some egocism,” by which, I expect, Popeye means that Wimpy has no ambitions: “Ya wants to be jus’ mediocum,” which means “mediocre” in Popeye-speak. “I ain’t got no sympathy for a loafer–yer lower’n a worm, tha’s what,” Popeye concludes.

Wimpy characteristically seems immune to insults, whether he consciously ignores them or is oblivious to them. In later strips, no matter how much his nemesis George W. Geezil thunders insults and threats at him, Wimpy remains unmoved. But Geezil deals in empty bluster; Popeye is giving Wimpy a piercing critique of his personality. As a result, Wimpy again begins to weep: “You hurt my feelings,” he says simply. Popeye immediately feels guilty and sorry: “Yer okay. Why, yer a swell guy.” Then Popeye returns to his original attitude to Wimpy at the start of this series of Sunday strips: “When they ride ya, jus’ say “I yam what I yam an’ that’s all I yam.” Of course, that is Popeye’s catchphrase about himself. Not only is Popeye accepting Wimpy, faults and all, but he even seems to be suggesting that Wimpy is like himself, that they are each true to their nature. Popeye and Wimpy end up at Rough-House’s cafe, where Popeye apparently buys him a big dinner, complete with spinach. Wimpy lavishes “my friend” Popeye with praise, inviting him to a duck dinner. “You bring the ducks, Popeye,” Rough-House comments cynically. And yes, Wimpy has once again succeeded in getting someone–Popeye–to feed him. But does that mean that Wimpy was faking when he broke down in tears? He could have been, but I suspect that Wimpy really does regard Popeye as his friend, and was genuinely hurt by his criticism. Remember, Wimpy claims to have no other friends, and, as we saw in the prize fight, Wimpy does seem to have a sense of guilt over being such a passive failure in life.

In the following Sundays Segar demonstrates that this second interpretation is correct. At the start of the February 19, 1933 strip, Popeye is again sharply criticizing Wimpy, but this time not out of disgust but a kind of tough love: “I ain’t tryin’ to hurt your feelin’s–I’m bawlin’ ya out on account of I wants ya to change yer ways an’ be a man.” Wimpy replies, “But you say such awful things about me.” When Wimpy is conning someone, he uses grandiose, flowery language. The fact that his reply to Popeye is so simply phrased indicates that Wimpy is not pretending here: he really is hurt, and perhaps realizes what Popeye is telling him is largely true.

Then, surprisingly, Wimpy’s mother, whom he hasn’t seen in fifteen years, arrives. Segar could have drawn her as a caricature, looking like Wimpy in drag, but no, he draws her as realistically as he can, and treats her seriously. She has recently lost the cottage where they lived; this may be an allusion to the Great Depression. Wimpy embraces his mother, and they clearly love each other. To his credit, Popeye will not let Wimpy’s mother know what a failure her son is. “He’s the finest man I knows!” Popeye declares, saying, rather over the top, “He should been a presidink like Georgia Washenting.” But in between those statements Popeye adds what he may truly believe: “I knows they’s good stuff in him.”

But maybe Popeye doesn’t fully realize how true that is. In the February 26, 1933 a narrator in a caption, presumably voicing Segar’s own beliefs, calls Wimpy “the most complete loafer who ever lived.” But now Wimpy confronts his own guilty conscience over his life: “What will poor Mother think when she learns I’ve amounted to nothing?” Still covering for him, Popeye tells Mrs. Wimpy that he would “trust Wimpy with anything I got,” whereupon Wimpy seizes the opportunity to borrow five dollars from him. Out of Mrs. Wimpy’s presence, Popeye, enraged at Wimpy’s mooching (“I’ll make a man out of him for his mother’s sake or bust his blasted head.”) hits him. But then Rough-House reveals that Wimpy spent only ten cents on a burger and spent the other $4.90 on flowers for his mother. This surprises Popeye, and probably surprises the readers as well.

It is unusual for Wimpy to give gifts. In the February 12, 1933 strip Popeye had complained to Wimpy that “Yer jus’ like a octopipuss–ya takes what ya kin reach but ya don’t never give nothin’.” Despite his violence, Popeye is the opposite: a highly generous man. In the March 5, 1933 strip Popeye buys a hamburger stand for Wimpy as a means to make enough money to support his impoverished mother. “I don’t do good deeds to get credick,” Popeye explains, “I does “˜em on account of they oughter get done.” Perhaps surprisingly, Popeye then reveals that he is religious, but that’s not his motive for charity. “An’ if ya does good deeds jus’ to get yerself a swell seat in heaven, yer selfish. The only reward ya should expeck for doin’ right is the sort of cumfertable feelin’ which ya gets from doin’ it.”

Running a hamburger stand, though, is the wrong job for a comedy glutton like Wimpy, because he can’t stop himself from devouring all the burgers. Although Wimpy usually has a placid, gentlemanly, even erudite manner, when his hunger overpowers him, he starts acting like an animal. He explains to Popeye that a customer ordered a burger, “but when I tried to hand it to the customer, my teeth would snap at it–snap at it, sir, like a dog.” Segar is thus comically exposing the animal passions that may lie beneath a person’s civilized surface. I wonder if he may also be satirizing addiction in Wimpy’s uncontrollable lust for burgers.

Popeye, the embodiment of selfless charity, gives Wimpy nearly all the money he has, five thousand dollars, so she can buy back her house. Popeye is not simply helping out Mrs. Wimpy but Wimpy as well: “If she stays here she’ll find out what a arful thing ya are.” Typically, Wimpy reacts by pretending he doesn’t need charity: “I’ll not accept it as a gift–I’ll pay you back Tuesday.”

But hasn’t Popeye made a colossal mistake by giving Wimpy the parasite five thousand dollars? Actually, no: Popeye may think that Wimpy is an “arful thing,” but Wimpy does indeed give his mother the full five thousand dollars, enough for her to buy back her home “and have plenty to live on.” (Five thousand dollars was worth far more in 1933 than it is today.) Typically, Wimpy does borrow two nickels from her “for telephoning purposes” and then uses it instead to buy a burger. But mooching ten cents out of five thousand dollars is easily excusable.

cic-wimpy-03Perhaps Wimpy, who lacks “egocism,” simply has no desire to be rich, and is content just surviving from burger to burger. Similarly, though Popeye repeatedly earns or finds fortunes in Segar’s strips, he typically gives the money away as charity. Again, I remind myself that these strips first appeared in the depths of the Great Depression. By not caring about money, Popeye and Wimpy, each in his own way, triumph over the Depression. They not only survive in this time of hardship, but they do not fall victim to depression in the Depression. Part of Popeye’s heroism lies in his willingness to give away large sums of money to help the less fortunate. Popeye’s own “egocism” does not involve becoming wealthy. And Wimpy, in selflessly turning all that money over to his mother, proves surprisingly heroic as well. However much Popeye feels “disgusk” at Wimpy, one can see why Popeye nonetheless regards Wimpy as his friend.

But friendship, oddly, does not stop Wimpy from becoming Popeye’s rival in love, surprising as that may seem. In the Sunday, March 13, 1933 strip, Wimpy declares to Olive Oyl that he has fallen in love with her. Reading her personality correctly, Wimpy tells her that he has a million dollars worth of gold, something that indeed interests her. But as Wimpy embroiders his story of how he lost the million in gold in the Arctic snows, Olive refuses to believe it, and turns to Popeye when he arrives. But then out walks Wimpy, telling Olive, “I thank you for a pleasant evening,” as Popeye reacts in shock, reading who knows how much into Wimpy’s simple statement. But this is only the beginning of Popeye and Wimpy’s competition in romance, as we shall see when I return to this Wimpython in coming weeks.

–Copyright 2010 Peter Sanderson

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Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #138: Tickle Fight

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #138: Tickle Fight – Ken & Dana return with a discourse on the awkwardness of tickling, Dana’s new obsession, underwear choices, the loss of an icon, salad dressings, and even sour candy.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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FREDagator: 2010-03-11

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March 10, 2010

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Michael Kupperman

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a bit of a chat with the artist behind SNAKE ‘N’ BACON and TALES TO THRIZZLE, Michael Kupperman.

Hope you enjoy…

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Contest Round-Up: 2010-03-10

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 COLLECTION: VOLUME XVII on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away four (4) copies of DOCTOR WHO: REMEMBRANCE OF THE DALEKS on DVD.

In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away four (4) copies of POSSESSION on DVD.

In conjunction with Hasbro, we’re giving away a TRANSFORMERS: SIDESWIPE Figure.

Win a TRANSFORMERS: SIDESWIPE Figure!

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In conjunction with Hasbro, we’re giving away a TRANSFORMERS: SIDESWIPE Figure.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 31st.

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No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

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The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

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