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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 3/12/10: Eddie Iz Running

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    I’ve spoken to a few of his contemporaries in the past, and all of them described the drive and determination related in Believe: The Eddie Izzard Story (Vivendi, Not Rated, DVD-$26.97 SRP), a documentary which uses the comedian’s build up to his most recent world tour to explore his life and comedy. It’s a brilliant, brilliant portrait of a brilliant comic mind. Bonus materials include additional footage and interviews.

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    Perfect for the dorm, office, or when you need some extra food and drink space during a party, the Deluxe Mini-Fridge ($99.99) from Thinkgeek is a nice, compact unit with a 20liter capacity (plenty of room for soda or snacks) that can act as either a fridge or a warmer. It’s also versatile, containing connections for either the home or car. Trick out your home office that way you’ve always dreamed… Because those trips to the kitchen are such a massive timewaster.

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    I think a combination of political burnout and Michael Moore burnout led to Moore’s Capitalism: A Love Story (Anchor Bay, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP) being largely overlooked when it hit theaters last year – which is a shame, because it’s one of Moore’s most power documentaries, taking aim squarely at a system that has fractured in recent years due to runaway abuse. Give the doc a spin and see for yourself. Bonus materials include additional scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.98 SRP) is available, with identical bonus features.

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    It’s a knife edge when a film decides to present a character whose situation is so bleak that the audience could be sucked down the same well of despair, but Precious (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) manages to present its titular heroine with enough of a silver lining that I was right there with her, rooting for her escape from her awful life. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, a deleted scene, and the audition tape for star Gabourey Sidibe.

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    I’ve seen dozens of them by now, but I’m such a sucker for documentaries about The Beatles, even if that documentary is about the crafting of Cirque du Soleil’s Beatles collaboration, Love, in All Together Now (Apple/Capitol, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). Bonus materials include quite substantial featurettes.

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    Remember when you could make a filthy rich oil man a crime-solving TV hero? If you doubt such a show ever existed, look no further than Matt Houston (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), where the title character uses said wealth to solve murders with the aid of his sexy lawyer sidekick. The first season set contains all 23 episodes, plus the original promos.

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    Cast Bruce Boxleitner as an undercover spy who circumstances team up with a somewhat ditsy suburban Washington housewife, and you’ve got a show that still stands up as a pretty fun little romp – Scarecrow & Mrs. King (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The first season set contains all 21 episodes, but not a single bonus feature. Come on, WB – give Bruce and Kate Jackson a call.

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    It was pretty much ignored in the theaters, but there’s a lot of fun to be had in the animated Planet 51 (Sony, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), which sets traditional alien films on their ears by landing an Earth astronaut in the suburban environment of a distant world. Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes, extended scenes, a music video montage, and more.

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    Sibling rivalries, iron fists, and a cinematic dynasty are explored in the fascinating portrait The Brothers Warner (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), told by their family and the stars who had dealings with their megalithic moviemaking machine.

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    Fans of Greek! I know you’re out there, because Greek: Chapter 4 (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) is hitting DVD, and if the college-based show’s made it four seasons, then someone’s watching it. The 3-disc set contains all 12 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, a music video, and bloopers.

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    It’s been awhile since I’ve mentioned Warners’ wonderful on-demand DVD service, The Warner Archive Collection, but I’ll do so now with a pair of newly-available titles, first and foremost of which is a release of all 24 theatrical shorts comprising the Believe It Or Not series ($19.95), hosted by Robert L. Ripley. The second is a very young Johnny Depp, Jerry Lewis, and Faye Dunaway in Arizona Dream ($15.95).

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    Rediscover a lost piece of comedy history – and a groundbreaking female comedian – with The Ultimate Goldbergs (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99), which collects all of the extant episodes of the 1950’s sitcom The Goldbergs, created by and starring Gertrude Berg. The 6-disc set contains all 71 episodes known to exist, plus 12 episodes of its radio predecessor, the pilot for Berg’s subsequent show, and an excerpt of a documentary about her.

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    Remember Wild Hogs? The middling, middle-aged empowerment road comedy with John Travolta & Tim Allen, amongst others? Well, Travolta’s back in what feels like the exact same film, Old Dogs (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP), this time with Robin Williams in tow. Seth Green’s in it. That’s got to count for something, right? The set contains the standard DVD edition of the film, as well as an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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    A comedy about professional plagiarism and revenge gone decidedly offbeat, Gentlemen Broncos (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) isn’t quite as clever or offbeat as it should be, and winds up feeling like the bastard child of Napoleon Dynamite & Rushmore. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette, deleted scenes, outtakes, and more.

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    I think, by the time you get to the fourth season of Dog Whisperer (Screen Media, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), you pretty much know what you’re getting from Cesar Milan’s canine-help show. So, suffice it to say, this more of the same, in a 5-disc box set containing 17 episodes (including the 100th), unaired segments, and bloopers.

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    It’s a classic veteran cop saddled with a young partner scenario in the UK’s Dalziel & Pascoe (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), as the duo solve murders in a delightful chalk & cheese fashion. The 2-disc first season set contains 3 feature-length telemovies.

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    Miss Conan and want to make up old Late Night bits on your own? You can do just that by laughing along with the complete 7th season of Walker, Texas Ranger (Paramount, Not Rated, $49.99 SRP). It’s all the ludicrous Chuck Norris action you remember – heck, it’s 25 episodes worth!

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 1/16/09: Franken-Flicks

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    Many have wondered why some of the flicks being tackled by the folks at Cinematic Titanic weren’t addressed during their Mystery Science Theater run. Personally, I’m glad they weren’t – because it would deprive us of the top notch, stellar writing that a fully engaged and broken in Cinematic Titanic is now giving viewers, which comes from years of additional experience. It’s as if movie riffing has gone Bionic, and they’ve got full kung-fu grip, to boot. If you don’t believe me, check out their latest offering – a wretched waste of celluloid called Frankenstein’s Castle Of Freaks (Cinema Titan, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99). GET IT ALREADY!

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    Kick off the new year in a classy way with a pair of new special editions featuring Audrey Hepburn’s legendary star turns in Breakfast At Tiffany’s and Funny Face (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP each). The 2-disc editions feature audio commentaries, retrospective featurettes, galleries, and the original theatrical trailers.

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    With all of the stuff that comes in for feature in the shopping guide, being able to take good photos of said collectibles is definitely a plus. The best way to get a good photo is to construct a light box… But who has the time for that? That’s right – none of us. So your best bet is to pick up the handy Portable Photo Studio ($49.99) from ThinkGeek, which has everything you need to take perfect pics – a collapsible lightbox (16″ cubed), 2 tabletop 35 watt photo lights, a tripod, and a nylon carrier for it all. Does that make your life easier?

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    The UK Channel 4 series Skins (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) makes American shows featuring teenagers – your Gossip Girl or your 90210 – look woefully manufactured. In fact, its edgy storylines are often considered too frank, but there’s no doubt it’s compelling, well-acted drama. Pick up the first season and check it out for yourself. The 3-disc set features video diaries and ancillary storylines.

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    As with most of these documentaries, there’s much to find fault with in so sweeping a project as Make ‘Em Laugh (Rhino, Not Rated, DVD-$34.95 SRP) – which attempts to chronicle over one hundred years of American comedy and the comedians that crafted it. Even at 6 hours, there’s much that’s barely touched upon, and much that will surely evoke debate over its inclusion or the amount of attention it receives. Still, it’s a fascinating watch.

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    Never ones to let a re-release go un-re-released, The Weinstein Company dusts off Jackie Chan’s Supercop (Genius, Rated R, DVD-$19.99 SRP) for a brand new 2-disc special edition. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and interviews with Jackie, Michelle Yeoh, director Stanley Tong, and Jackie’s bodyguard/training partner/co-star.

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    Relive all of the absurdity found in each in every episode of Walker, Texas Ranger: The Complete Sixth Season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), as Chuck Norris Chuck Norrises everything in sight. The 5-disc set features all 23 episodes.

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    You know that Blu-Ray has finally arrived as a format when you can purchase a snazzy, high definition copy of a cinema classic like Caligula (Image, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP). Looking better than ever, the 2-disc edition features not only the high-definition discs, but also the standard def. Bonus features include audio commentaries, deleted/alternate scenes, video interviews, a making-of documentary, photographs, trailers, and more.

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    I had high hopes for Little Britain USA (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) – Matt Lucas and David Walliams transfer of their popular UK sketch series to Yankee shores. Unfortunately, it seems more often than not they went for the easy joke or the tired character, missing all of the fun and excitement that made the first series of the UK run such a delight. Now, it’s just tired panto – which is a shame, since Lucas and Walliams are gifted, every funny performers. Maybe it’s time for them to leave Little Britain behind and try something new. The 2-duisc set features all 6 episodes, plus audio commentaries, a making-of featurette, deleted scenes, a character playlist, and bloopers.

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    There’s a turgidness to director (and co-writer) Ed Harris’s western Appaloosa (New Line, Rated R, DVD-$28.98 SRP). Based on Robert Parker’s novel, it stars Harris and Viggo Mortensen as a pair of lawmen-for-hire buddies who try to bring a murderer (Jeremy Irons) to justice but have their relationship complicated – and their lives put in danger – by that oldest of distractions, a woman (Renee Zellweger). It should have punch and bite, but it plays more like a 3rd rated Deadwood. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a quartet of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    The residents of the Springfield Retirement Castle will be delighted with the arrival of the complete second season of Andy Griffith’s top flight southern lawyer, Matlock (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). The 6-disc set features all 23 episodes, plus alternate endings for the episode “The Hucksters”.

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    Mysterious abound as we plow through the quartet of episodes features in the second volume of Ben 10: Alien Force (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). The disc also contains a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    The third installment is on the way, which means you can now partake of both of the previous installments of Kate Beckisndale doing something or another in both Underworld & Underworld: Evolution (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$19.94 SRP). Bonus features include commentaries, featurettes, outtakes, a documentary, and music videos.

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    The classic tale of love & power gets a pretty decent update in Brideshead Revisited (Miramax, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.99 SRP), which very smartly brings in Emma Thompson… Because every project is made better with Emma Thompson. Bonus features include an audio commentary, a featurette, and deleted scenes.

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    Brad Garrett’s middling sitcom Til Death (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP) comes back for a second season, which also proves to be the start of a retooling year as it would be the last featuring the original concept of Eddie Kaye Thomas and Kat Foster as a young couple “mentored” by the long-married Garrett and Joely Fisher. The 2-disc set features all 18 episodes, plus a look at Garrett’s pre-show antics and a blooper reel.

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    In the era of elevated morons like Joe the Plumber, a film like Swing Vote (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.99 SRP) – wherein an average slub (Kevin Costner) holds the deciding vote in the presidential election – is somewhat more plausible than it should be. Regardless, it’s not a terribly good flick, and your time can probably be better spent darning socks. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a featurette.

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    They still insist on releasing the 80’s Alvin & The Chipmunks series in unsatisfying single-disc collections, the latest of which focuses on the boys female counterparts, The Chippettes (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$18.99 SRP). The DVD features 6 episodes starring the trio’s run-ins with the boys.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Win WALKER, TEXAS RANGER: SEASON 6 on DVD!

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    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, five (5) copies of WALKER, TEXAS RANGER: SEASON 6 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, January 28th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, January 28th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.