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February 19, 2010

Wonderful World of Talkies: Tenacious D & Friends Stand With Haiti

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Howdy Interwebbers. I’m Matt Cohen and I dig the D.

Of course, I am referring to Tenacious D – the folk-metal guitar duo made up of Jack Black (Jables) and Kyle Gass (Kage). I’ve been getting my socks rocked off’ since high school, and have been an avid follower of all things D ever since. I voraciously devour their new albums and attend as many live shows as I can, so it was to my delight and surprise that the boys had put together an epic night of comedy and music… and better yet, it was for a great cause. I snagged my ticket, patiently waited a few weeks, ventured out in the heart of Korea Town (and hunted for a good/free parking spot, WHICH I found, thank you very much) and was presented with a night of performances I would never forget.

Want to live vicariously through me? Well, besides it being a tad creepy… I’m flattered… Here’s your chance! I’m proud to present my review of “Tenacious D and Friends: Stand With Haiti”, presented in chronological order for all you fans of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder!

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Maya Rudolph: What’s funny is that I had just watched Ms. Rudolph’s infamous SNL “Nation Anthem” sketch mere hours before attending the show.

What’s also funny is getting to see it in person. Maya took the stage as “Pamela Bell” and proceeded to sheepishly walk to the center, pick up her microphone, and – well, you all know how this one goes (If you don’t know how this one goes, watch the video above). It’s been a minute since I’ve seen Rudolph in anything (I think since IDIOCRACY, which was a few years back now) and seeing her on stage reminded me she really is one of the more talented women in the funny business. I look forward to seeing more of her in the future.

Tig Notaro: Heading to the show, I had no clue if this was a comedian, a musician, a man, or a woman. I knew one thing – Tig is fun to say. Happy to report that Ms. Notaro is a) A Woman and b) A comedian… and a very funny one at that. Ms. Notaro admittedly looks a bit like she could be Mr. Notaro at first glance, and she talks about the consequences of such a misidentification. Witty, calm – Notaro has the poise and presence of an old hand at the comedy game, and her set was better then most “spotlights” I’ve seen on major TV networks in recent years. A really solid stand up set by someone who was previously unknown to me goes to show that comedy can come from anywhere, and to never overlook a “new” voice. Consider me a fan.

Will Ferrell: The big surprise of the night. Without fanfare, without hype, without notice – Will Ferrell took the stage to what was probably the biggest applause of the event (other than The D). Ferrell quickly apologized to the audience, as he had “forgotten” the scheduling of the benefit and, as such, had arrived unprepared. He then proceeded to delight and confuse the crowd with the only “routine” he could remember off the top of his head – a third grade dance routine set to the synth classic “The Popcorn Song”, by Hot Butter. Cue two minutes of “Kaufmanesque” type performance art that made you smile more then it managed to illicit belly laughs. Ferrell was a welcome if not odd addition to an already stellar line-up of entertainers, and it was pretty cool to get to see one of my favorite on-screen comedians in the flesh (albeit 20 or so feet away).

Frank Black: The frontman from the PIXIES (sometimes know as Black Francis) took to the stage for the evening’s first musical number, and I was fairly excited. I proudly put the PIXIES in my top ten all-time favorite bands, and I had not gotten the chance to see them or their illustrious leader (Miss you, Kim.) live. The set was not quite what I expected – picture a heavy, raw, oddly tempoed angry rockster – but was still quite enjoyable. I did get to hear “Where Is My Mind”, which brought up all kinds of FIGHT CLUB related memories. Definitely worth checking out, but I’d much rather hear the whole band (or what stands for the whole band at the current date and time).

Bob Odenkirk: Out of the grand list of illustrious talent assembled, Mr. Odenkirk is my number one. Allow me to clarify. Yes, I am a huge Tenacious D fan, as I am one of Patton Oswalt, Aimee Man, Brand/Segal, etc. However, if the benefit had just been Bob Odenkirk talking to himself on a stage for an hour, I would not only have attended, but would have payed a lot of money to do so. In terms of “influences” in my life, Bob Odenkirk (and David Cross) are in the top quadrant. Without MR. SHOW in the world, I most likely would be an accountant somewhere, asking people around the office, “Hey, what’s this Twitter thing I keep hearing about?” Odenkirk emerged in a mustache and horn rimmed glasses as Steve Job’s lesser known but “better” brother. Odenkirk walked us through a presentation (complete with slides) of his newest inventions. Classic Odenkirk – weird but not zany character, tons of pop culture references (His partners in business? Clint Howard and Gordon Spielberg), and a concise and well paced sketch. One of the kings of comedy doing what he does very well. My only complaint was that Odenkirk was only on stage for about seven minutes. I could watch that man do comedy for days on end and beg for more.

James Mercer: This was a benefit and all the artists were appearing out of the kindness of their hearts, so I would feel bad “maligning” anyone, but…. I don’t think I like the Shins. I had never heard of them or their frontman James Mercer before the night, and after hearing said dude perform a couple songs, I don’t think I’m missing much. Yeah, Mercer has a nice voice and can play guitar alright, but he’s so opposite my type of music. So mellow I almost fell asleep standing up. Mercer played about three acoustic songs and the ladies swooned. I had to hold on to a railing to stop from “slumbering off”. People seem to like him and the guy came out for a good cause and lent his time, so – right on. A Shins fan I suddenly am not, though.

Nick Kroll and Ben Stiller: Oh, Fabrice Fabrice. I cannot get enough of this character. From the first time I saw Nick Kroll perform as Fabrice Fabrice, I’ve been hooked – bordering on obsessed. For those unfamiliar with the character, Fabrice Fabrice is a loud, obnoxious, ridiculously dressed “Head of Craft Services” who is of somewhat questionable sexuality. His “routine” consists of regaling the crowd with some of his stories from his many years spent in the fast track world that is feature film craft services. He oftentimes invites some of the celebrities he’s worked with in the past onto stage with him for an embarrassing and ridiculously offensive interview. Tonight’s guest: Mr. Ben Stiller. I don’t want to try and paraphrase an act that began with “What up you cock-ass bitches?!?” so I’ll leave the exact details to your imagination. However, the interview included references to Michael Jackson being a woman, Stiller’s inappropriate relationship with the monkey from NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM, and an invitation of oral sex, “For Haiti”. It’s not often that one of Hollywood’s biggest comedians plays the straight man, but Stiller certainly filled that role during Kroll’s savage and ridiculously funny assessment of his career. Nick Kroll is funny with or without a rhinestone belt that says “Bing Bong”, and to see him share the stage with the likes of Ben Stiller was a thrill for someone who’s been following his career since its inauspicious starts at a basement theater in New York City. And Ben Stiller is a also person who ain’t that bad.

Jason Segal: A musical interlude from the man who forgot Sarah Marshall. I’m sure you’ve all seen the film by now so you may know that Segal performs (and wrote) some original songs for the film, including a mini version of a Dracula musical entitled “A Taste For Blood”. All six plus feet of Segal took the stage to a warm welcome, though he looked a bit sad. Once seated at the keyboard he told the audience, “I’m bummed because my buddy was supposed to show up to help me tonight but he couldn’t make it”. Now, I know a bit when I see one, but I wasn’t sure just who exactly would be joining Segal on stage. Incidentally, Segal was joined by a guest on his first song of the evening – Jack Black came out to perform a duet of “Dracula’s Lament” in which Jables belted out some high notes to match Segal’s now-famous Dracula impression. Funny stuff. But, of course, this wasn’t the aforementioned buddy who had missed the show. We’d have to wait for Segal’s second number to find out who that was – and from the moment it started, it was kind of an easy guess. The opening notes of “Inside of You” rang out in the theatre, the first verse proceeded (with Segal doing a sort of fake Brand impersonation), and then the man of the hour took the stage – Russel Brand. The two joined for a spirited version of the Infant Sorrow classic and finished it all of with a uncomfortably long open mouthed kiss. Good stuff and a good reminder that GET HIM TO THE GREEK drops soon (At least it was for me).

Patton Oswalt: I am a fan of stand up comedy, but I’m not a “stand-up guy”, per say. I’ve got my favorites, and I always try to keep up to date on their newest releases/routines – and Patton Oswalt is definitely included in that pack. I have listened to Patton’s albums dozens of times and had been anxiously awaiting the opportunity to catch a live show. This wonderful night did not fail me. Patton did a full half hour of brand new stand up (I’d never heard it before) and within a few minutes I was doubled over in hysterics, trying to stay afoot. Patton is so unassuming that when the insanity leaves his mouth it not only catches you off guard, but sort of wakes you up a bit. His presence on stage is so polar to the material he’s delivering, which is conscious and brilliant. If he was Dane Cook telling the same jokes, it wouldn’t work. There’s something so instantly likable (almost lovable) about Patton that his insights, while not always the most profound statements ever, are always familiar – which, of course, is one of the ingredients for good stand up. Relatability. Familiarity. Etc. If this set is any indication of where Patton’s taking his comedy (more family material, kid stuff, less geek-oriented material), I will purchase his newest release gladly, and I relish the day when I get to see him take to the stage again.

Aimee Mann: Aimee Mann is one of my top 3 favorite solo artists, and it was a thrill and a pleasure to finally get to see her perform live (and one of the motivating factors in my attendance of the show). Ms. Mann took the stage with a skeleton crew – a bass player and a keyboardist – and began to rock the house in her own very unique and other-worldly way for a solid half hour or so. As far as female voices go, Aimee Mann’s is at the top of the heap, and her guitar skills match – to see it all live is to be caught up in a sort of rapture. Lots of talented folks in the house this evening but Aimee Mann – at least musically – is on an entire other level. I was first exposed to Aimee Mann with her work on the MAGNOLIA soundtrack (and within the film itself), and since then have been longing to catch her perform. Of all the tracks Mann and co. played during the show, my favorite has to be “Save Me”, from the MAGNOLIA soundtrack. Very different from my usual concert fare, but so damned talented and, dare I say, beautiful that I would definitely check out Aimee Mann live again in the future (And wouldn’t mind seeing her also very talented husband, Michael Penn, either).

Russell Brand: By this point in the night, I thought that Tenacious D would take the stage for the finale, and I was quite content with that. Luckily, like always, I was wrong. “Rusty” took the stage like a pit bull takes to raw meat and delivered what is definitely the most energetic and frantic set of stand-up comedy (if you could really call it that – more like “observational philosophy) I’ve ever seen. Wordy is an understatement when one describes Brand’s stage set – It’s like studying for your SAT verbal section. Rather then being off-putting or excluding, Brand’s intellectual (and highly spiritual/sexual) bent differentiates him from ANY comic working today. Like all the bests, Brand uses the stage as a psychotherapy couch, and the cathartic rambling that spews henceforth from his waifish frame is a look into the mind of a very complex, very intelligent, very disturbed, and – luckily for the audience – very funny human being. Brand muses on all things from life, love, and the pursuit of “happiness” to more topical subjects as his recent stint as host of the MTV Movie Awards. A mile a minute, very funny, and oftentimes challenging, if you get a chance to see Mr. Brand take to a stage, I would definitely recommend jumping on the chance.

Tenacious D: The men behind the entire evening. Respectively – Jack Black and Kyle Gass. Collectively – The D. I’ve had the pleasure of both meeting The D at a signing and seeing their PICK OF DESTINY TOUR when it hit Madison Square Garden, so I knew that some face-melting was about to occur. Since I heard the first licks of “Wonderboy” back in the 9th grade, I’ve been hooked on them. And not as a parody group or a comedy act, but rather as one of my favorite bands in the world, musically as well as ideologically. This very special set kicked off with the debut of a new song, chronicling the failure that was THE PICK OF DESTINY, and foretelling The D’s inevitable return to greatness. Pop songs, these are not. All the favorites were rolled out – “Tribute”, “Fuck Her Gently”, etc.) with a few songs I’d never heard thrown into the mix as well (including a very funny new tune called “The Roadie”). Look, you either love The D or you’ve never heard of them. It was a D show. Rocking and funny while at the same time melodic and impressive. Notable moments include Ben Stiller making a guest drum appearance on a cover of the GOOD TIMES theme, and Kyle quitting the band (as he always does). A fantastic finale to a truly remarkable night of laughs and music.

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And like that, it was over. One of the most entertaining nights I can remember in a long while, and all for a worthy purpose, as well. Sometimes, all is right with the world. Thanks for the gander, and I’ll see you cats next time with a op-ed piece on the 90’s equivalent of LOST… THE X-FILES. How good was it? How important was it? How Canadian was it?

Matt Cohen is currently Standing With Laziness

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Opinion In A Haystack: SHUTTER ISLAND

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Plot Summary from IMDB:

It’s 1954, and up-and-coming U.S. marshal Teddy Daniels is assigned to investigate the disappearance of a patient from Boston’s Shutter Island Ashecliffe Hospital. He’s been pushing for an assignment on the island for personal reasons, but before long he wonders whether he hasn’t been brought there as part of a twisted plot by hospital doctors whose radical treatments range from unethical to illegal to downright sinister. Teddy’s shrewd investigating skills soon provide a promising lead, but the hospital refuses him access to records he suspects would break the case wide open. As a hurricane cuts off communication with the mainland, more dangerous criminals “escape” in the confusion, and the puzzling, improbable clues multiply, Teddy begins to doubt everything – his memory, his partner, even his own sanity.

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Now that no one will partake in this review due to the spoilers I can pretty much be as candid as I want. It is quite a drag when you walk out of America’s greatest living filmmaker’s latest effort and all you can say is “It’s good, but lame.” Shutter Island is just that: good, but lame. Why good? Martin Scorsese’s style and ability to tell a story is just as sharp as ever. There is a lot of very effective, yet puzzling camera work, editing and story injections that feel fresh and give this movie the only leg it has to stand on. Why lame? We’ve seen it all before. Scorsese’s biggest flub here is simply using the source material (once again, I haven’t read it, but I’m going to assume.) He can try his best(est) to infuse all that beloved style into a giant hunk of yesterday’s rotted fruit, and the end product will still be moldy peaches.

If Dennis Lehane’s book is anything like the film, then I guess it’s the literary offspring of an orgy between The Wickerman (1973), David Fincher’s The Game, and M. Night Shyamalan’s entire cranium. It’s 2010 people”¦twists are lame, especially mental illness twists. I’m not being hard on the flick for plagiarism, not at all, what I am saying is that there isn’t one theme or story element in this entire production that we haven’t seen so many times before that they already haven’t been parodied. I guess the hope is that Shutter Island, with it’s cast and director reputation, will do a 180 on the parody/criticism and bring back these themes to being too legit to quit (no reference intended.)

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Did no one on set ever see Charlie Kaufman and Spike Jonze’s brilliant Adaptation? Remember how one of the huge jokes in that movie was that Nic Cage’s character Donald Kaufman was a writing a script where a detective was chasing a serial killer and in the end it turns out that the killer is him, THE DETECTIVE!!! (WHAT A TWIST!) The joke was, if you didn’t get it, that twists like that are lame, lamer than lame even. It’s the whole stigma of the Hollywood “dream solution.” You can theoretically end every movie and TV show with the plot twist that it was all a dream/mental illness happening in a character’s head. It’s not creative; it’s stupid and disrespectful to the audience. Vanilla Sky was a pretty cool flick, all right up until we get “oh it was just a dream, everything you were invested in was nonsense”¦ok roll credits!” How about the ending of Roseanne or St. Elsewhere“¦so everything we were watching every week was just in someone’s head? THAN WHY TELL THE STORY! If anything, at least M. Night’s twists were marginally respectful to the investment the viewer put into his characters, with that said, he is almost single handedly responsible for making the “twist” lame, and he spent a whole decade making sure it stayed that way (and I like some of his work, but truth is truth.)

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So what’s the twist? What’s the dream? What is the obvious, makes-you-pray-while-watching-it-that-it’s-not-the-twist-twist? Leonardo’s character, a U.S. Marshall assigned to investigate the disappearance of a female inmate, responsible for murdering her three kids, is actually AN INMATE HIMSELF AND A MURDER AND THE FEMALE WAS HIS WIFE AND HE’S A GHOST!!! Ok, not a ghost, but the other parts are really the twist of the movie. Lame right? This movie’s plot twist would have been lame in the late “˜90s, now it’s just utterly pathetic.

What really hurts is that DiCaprio’s delusion, where there’s a conspiracy at the mental hospital in which it’s being controlled by Nazis/Communists who are turning people into crazy psychopathic “ghost” killers and releasing them back into society, is way more interesting than the outcome. Not to brag, but I could feel the twist coming from a mile away, so the movie had me sitting there, begging for it not to turn the corner and not to become a “dream solution.”

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Enough whipping the movie for its twist, besides that, there is actually quite a lot to love. As I said above, Scorsese is still such a sharpened talent that he almost makes the film rise above its last act. There are quite a few scene’s of Teddy (DiCaprio) having flashbacks to his service in WW2 in which he witnessed, and participated in, the killing of several Nazi’s and the gruesome result of a concentration camp: train cargo cars overflowing with frozen, rotting Jewish innocents. These scenes are just as disturbing as one would assume due to the history, plus more on top due to how well they are handled. The good news is that these flashbacks are not “completely” part of the delusion. Basically Teddy was suffering from a pretty severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from WW2, which in turn led to him being an alcoholic, which in turn made him neglect the realization that his wife was mentally ill, which in turn led to her murdering their three children, at which point teddy has a fully formed mental breakdown and kills his wife which lands him in a criminally violent mental hospital for two years right up to when we, the audience, join the story. So, in Shutter Island‘s defense, some of his delusions are real, they are just scrambled up, him confusing his guilt of one thing for another.

The other saving grace is the cast. DiCaprio is in top form here and he really does one of the best jobs of his career in carrying a movie. Ten years ago I was not sold on DiCaprio, he was just a sellout pretty boy (it seemed,) but by now I am fully convinced of his chops, and am very much in support of his this constant, and fruitful, team-up of him and Scorsese. DiCaprio’s shining moment in the film, in my humble opinion, is a long conversation he has with the character George Noyce (Jackie Earl Haley, wonderful as always, in a bit part) in which he is trying to find the location, on the island, of his wife’s killer. Mark Ruffalo plays a pretty convincing sidekick and fellow U.S. Marshall through out the film, of course by the end we learn he’s actually Teddy’s primary care physician. Of course you can’t go wrong with Ben Kingsley and Max von Sydow (better known as Brewmeister Smith to all you hosers,) two men so regal and talented in their delivery that they could make Dane Cook’s stolen jokes sound poetic. There’s even a very short, but pivotal, scene starring Elias Koteas (Casey Jones!) as a character completely cooked up by Teddy’s delusion. It’s a small scene, however it’s nice to see Koteas act under Scorsese, hopefully it won’t be the last time.

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I’ll say this, I’m glad I saw the movie, lame twist and all, if not only for the acting and Scorsese’s direction. Is it worth the $87 ticket price (not adjusted for inflation)? No clue. However, while it’s lame, it’s less lame than most chick flicks. Seeing Nazis get brutally shot, even for only a minute, is way more satisfying, financially worthy, and cathartic than the banality of seeing a movie about Valentines Day.*

*If Garry Marshall’s Valentines Day is in anyway about Nazis or killing Nazis, I stand corrected. I haven’t seen it.

Thanks for reading, I’m Bob Rose, and this sentence is over.

Trailer Park: TERRIBLY HAPPY, $9.99, DEAD SNOW and BRAVE NEW FILMS 5th ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION

By Christopher Stipp

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TERRIBLY HAPPY – REVIEW

terribly_happy_ver2You have to look at a performance by Christoph Waltz in Inglorious Basterds in order to fully comprehend why Jakob Cedergren, who plays town cop Robert Hansen in Terribly Happy, deserves his own spot on the world stage.

Cedergren takes a character, an urban police offer who is exiled into a rural, remote village town after having a nervous breakdown, and twists it into a complex individual who has no predictability, no hints about what he’s going to do next. He’s thrilling to watch on screen as he is tasked with what ought to be a simple enough assignment: watch over a sleepy hollow where no one seems to even want official law enforcement. The town has its own rule of law, its own way of handling things, and Cedergren disturbs the natural order with his presence. He’s a cop who seems to engender not an ounce of intimidation or respect from the townsfolk but he does find a kindred spirit in a local woman who isn’t from around here, either, a woman with her own secrets.

The pastoral themes abound in a town that wants to keep its close knit community closed off from interlopers looking to change things and Cedergren is absolutely dynamic in a role that showcases his range, not only in ability, but in the way his character vacillates throughout the film. When we meet him he’s Superman, a hero who is absolute in his convictions and black and white-ness, but, by the end of the movie, as the town’s secrets slowly give up its dead, it’s Batman that takes over. By the third act moral ambiguity becomes the predominant theme, the line between what’s right and what’s wrong blurs in ways that haven’t been seen in modern cinema in some time.

Sure, to those who wonder whether director Henrik Ruben Genz’s film that deals with such ambiguity smacks of Cohen or Lynch-ian type of filmmaking would be right in postulating as such but that would be a disservice to a filmmaker who demonstrates his ability to craft a noir tale that does not relent. More importantly, Genz’s film is its own creation, living and breathing within this hermetically sealed world where oddity is subjective. For example, when we meet who is ostensibly the femme fatale of this thriller, Ingerlise (played by Lene Maria Christensen), she leans on Cedergren to help her escape her abusive husband Jørgen (Kim Bodnia). The outcome of what will be a face off between these two men will not only surprise you in its originality but will satisfy any filmgoer’s expectation to be entertained along with being jolted. The dark comedy that simmers below this film’s bleak palette is there but it exists only insofar in its subtlety. It won’t smack you or be ostentatious in order for you to recognize it but that’s the draw with filmmakers of this type. It makes you work for it but there is a payoff in the form of the movie’s themes.

Such a theme, like subjugation, looms large when you consider the movie deals a lot with the idea of drowning a town’s dark secrets in its bogs. Literally. Bogs play a symbolic role but, again, its use is done with intelligence, not obviousness.

The movie transcends its linguistic cadence that does take some getting used to but, once you give into how it is telling its story, the story is enveloping to the point of amazement. Amazement that this movie has flown underneath so many people’s radars because it offers so much sustenance to those hungry for a good story about a man who has to trade in some of his altruistic character in order to maintain some sense of normalcy in a town where absolutely nothing is normal.

tatia$9.99 – DVD REVIEW

$9.99 is not your typical stop motion film.

There are no cutesy talking bears, no star-studded roster of actors who just happened to lend their voices to the main leads of the movie, and certainly it is not concerned with one singular tale. $9.99,  a film from Tatia Rosenthal who based this film on a series of short stories by Etgar Keret, is a movie that deserves not only to be watched but deserves to be ruminated on.

The way this movie sets itself apart from any other animated film is that the subject matter it deals with packs enough wallop you wonder why little figures were used and not full sized actors. The meaning of life is something that is knocked around in other films but here it is dealt with head-on as all the vignettes that are told through its nearly 90 minute run time confront the notion of what is really the purpose of human beings. It’s heady to be sure but Rosenthal makes exquisite use of drama and the absurd in an ebb and flow fashion.

From grown adults who are trying to find love, one wants it from a gorgeous woman while the other is looking to get approval and love from his father, a lazy roustabout who needs some direction in his life, to a boy simply looking to save up for a shiny new toy, there are other stories in here which really try and push the boundaries for what you can put in a stop motion production. There are mature themes and elements, sex does manage to happen between two puppets, but it never feels like the medium is being used unnecessarily or in a way that seems exploitative. There is some genuine heart and soul put into these inanimate objects as they ruminate about what they are really after but what’s exceptional about this film is that Rosenthal manages to be emotionally affective with her presentation.

Real moments are shared between these voice talents that blend seamlessly with what we’re watching on the screen. While, yes, there are times that the animation takes away from what’s occurring on the screen there is nonetheless a world that’s created where you believe in the action happening before you.

Surely, if you are in need for a grown-up film that deals openly with what many think about every now and then in the quiet moments of our lives you could not do any better than $9.99. It’s a movie that provokes you to think, if only for a few moments, and in a movie landscape cluttered with treacle which leaves your system as quickly as it’s processed by your eyes this is movie is a wonder.

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If you’re only able to see one movie that deals with Nazis and zombies this winter, you’ve got to check out Dead Snow.

Dividing audiences and critics alike, this movie, about resurrected zombies who terrorize a pack of individuals who find themselves holed up in a snowy cabin (isn’t that always the way) and a wily kook who tells these vacationers that evil abounds who is quickly dispatched in order to let the narrative take its eventual course, is a literal howl. Getting everything right about what makes a good splatterfest of gore and viscera, director Tommy Wirkola ought to be given some kind of Congressional Medal of Honor for having a clear vision of what he wanted to make and making it the way he did.

Yes, Nazis awake from their dead slumber and attack these youths in a way that is reminiscent of Night of the Living Dead tinged with an obvious nod to a movie like Evil Dead and Dawn of the Dead. The fast moving zombie debate is one that purists can go impale themselves on if they feel that animating dead tissue ought to be accompanied by slow movement. In Dead Snow I delighted with how Wirkola used his quick moving undead in order to keep the pace fast. The editing ought to be recognized as well for assisting in making this a movie that, once it starts, never lags.

The quality kills, however, are the real crowning achievement here. From brains, to guts, gnashing flesh, to torn limbs this movie achieves high marks for, even though it is low budget, managing to keep every penny up on the screen. Often times, in an age where there is a lot more modesty in horror films in the last decade, as an audience we have to fill in patches of action with our own idea of what’s happening. Here, however, nothing is left to the imagination and “Huzzah!” all around for the copious amounts of blood.

It’s obvious that the plot is not what you came here to see. However, writer Stig Frode Henriksen crafts a screenplay that doesn’t try too much nor tries to be anything more than what it is. What that is, however, is an absolute winner of a movie that not only gives you everything you expect out of a zombie film but, as the second disc of this DVD shows you, the production that went into this movie is just fascinating. To wit, a 45+ minute documentary that shows how these filmmakers brought Nazis back to life north of Norway is nothing if not educational.


braveBRAVE NEW FILMS 5TH ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION – REVIEW

In an interview I did with Henry Rollins a couple of years ago. While Henry was talking about the nature of information gathering and the level of news he consumed on a daily basis and the amount of reading he does that I started to feel inadequate as a citizen of this country in that I don’t feel like I’m plugged into what’s really happening out there. I kind of felt like a piece of plankton that’s at the mercy of the ocean’s current. I feel that way about a lot of things that happen in this country that I just feel resigned to because I work all day at a job and then come home and work at another job as a father. How am I supposed to know what is really brewing behind the twinkling lights of Washington D.C., how the slickly dressed and perfectly coifed talking heads on networks like Fox News are disseminating their information or what the Wal-Mart effect means to average people like myself? Robert Greenwald’s Brave New Films collection is an excellent and highly recommended place for you to start getting answers.

That said, this 10 DVD collection ought to be bought for its scholastic and academic merit than it does its filmmaking. And it’s not that Greenwald’s 10 films are somehow poorly made, certainly nothing more could be further from the truth, but these documentaries are done with minimal flash and sizzle. Compared to a movie like Super Size Me you can see how editing and effects are like snapping fingers, things that are meant to hold your attention. These movies, in contrast, are no frills. You’ve got to take each one of these movies in stride, trying to jam through all of them in one sitting will make you feel angry, despondent, and thinking the world outside your door is not worth fighting for. Greenwald should be taken in doses. Anger goes a long long way and where Greenwald excels is getting his facts straight and his interpretations fleshed out. You do walk away from each one of these films more educated than you were before you started and for that alone these deserve your time and attention.

It’s the production values that make me want to educate buyers that what you are getting with these are not just documentaries that are trying to pick apart social issues that need some light and air on them but this is, honestly, a collegiate level course in Modern Civics. This is the best way to view a collection of movies that range from examining the Iraq war, to uncovering the seedy goings on of Fox News, what Wal-Mart is doing to America, and scads of other topics that are culturally relevant this is a compendium of knowledge that should be required viewing for anyone wanting to know more about the country they live in.

While there is some narrative bias in some of the reporting in these films the points raised in the films are sobering if not frightening. Finding out a lot more about the very things that we take at face value doesn’t always end well but getting to the point of raising your consciousness ought to be good enough incentive to take a look at this hefty collection.

ABOUT THE DVD RELEASE

NEW YORK, NY ““ For the last five years, Robert Greenwald and his production company Brave New Films have been at the forefront of the fight to create a just America. Using new media and internet video campaigns, Brave New Films has created a quick-strike capability that informs the public, challenges corporate media with truth, and motivates people to take action on social issues worldwide. Now, the team at Brave New Films has compiled virtually everything they’ve produced to date into a colossal, 10-disc box set. This must-have full access tool kit for every documentary filmmaker, activist organization and person who wants to use film and video to achieve social and political change will be released on January 26 by The Disinformation Company and will be available for $59.98SRP.

The New York Times has cited Brave New Films as an example of the growing influence of the internet on American politics, and from Real McCain and Sick For Profit exposés to calling out FOX News for its overt media bias and hard-hitting videos on social and economic injustices, Brave New Films’ groundbreaking online campaigns have revolutionized traditional grassroots politics.  Using online video, bloggers, social networking sites and strategic partnerships with both national networks and local activists, Brave New Films reaches millions of people and gets results ““ fast.

Included in this comprehensive box set are ten dual layer discs containing 40 hours of video and film:

“¢Â Â   RETHINK AFGHANISTAN
“¢Â Â   UNCOVERED: THE WHOLE TRUTH ABOUT THE IRAQ WAR + all related antiwar shorts
“¢Â Â   OUTFOXED: RUPERT MURDOCH’S WAR ON JOURNALISM + all the “Fox Attacks” shorts
“¢Â Â   WAL-MART: THE HIGH COST OF LOW PRICE + all related shorts and extras
“¢Â Â   IRAQ FOR SALE : THE WAR PROFITEERS + all the related shorts, Greenwald’s media appearances and more
“¢Â Â   The War on Greed: all the shorts including Henry Kravis, Fighting for Our Homes, Starbucks, Bank of America, Burger King and Sick For Profit
“¢Â Â   The Political Shorts including The Real McCain series, The Real Rudy, Lieberman Must Go and many others
“¢Â Â   This Brave Nation + many more activist shorts
“¢Â Â   Brave New Films focus with Arianna Huffington,
“¢Â Â   Larry Lessig, Sam Seder and more

Over 1,000,000 members strong and growing by the day, Greenwald has built the Brave New Films machine into an organization that can produce a hard-hitting three-minute video in less than 24 hours that exposes John McCain’s double talk and receives 8 million views around the world.  However, they can’t create a nation of socially conscious activists alone.  If you’ve ever been interested in fomenting change through the quickly evolving medium of film and the Internet, don’t miss THE BRAVE NEW FILMS 5TH ANNIVERSARY ACTIVIST COLLECTION.

Weekend Shopping Guide 2/19/10: We’re Musicians

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

I have nothing against the Coen Brothers’ remake, but it doesn’t hold a candle to the original Ealing version of The Ladykillers (Lionsgate, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which has arrived in high-definition in a deluxe special edition featuring an introduction from Terry Gilliam. Not only that, its also go an audio commentary, featurettes, interviews, and the theatrical trailer. If you haven’t seen this film – See it.

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Do you have a bunch of old albums lying around that no one’s bothered to release either on CD or digitally? I do. A ton of ’em. I’ve tried different digitizing solutions, but all have been rather awkward or delivered poor sound quality. With the Briefcase USB Turntable ($69.99), I think I’ve finally found a solution that sounds good, has a dead simple interface, and – seeing as how it’s all in a nifty briefcase – is portable. Add to that the brilliance of built-in speakers, and you’ve got a one-stop solution. Ain’t clever technology grand?

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There are some films that I can watch again and again – not by choice, but if I stumble upon them, I’m instantly drawn back in. Goodfellas (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) is a film like that. Now, it’s made its way to high definition, in a 2-disc edition that carries over the bonus features from the standard special edition – a pair of audio commentaries, a trio of featurettes, and storyboard-to-scenes comparisons. The second disc is the feature-length documentary Public Enemies: The Golden Age Of The Gangster Film.

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It’s been attempted before, but it’s taken Black Dynamite (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP) to finally nail a truly funny satire of the blaxsploitation flicks that dominated 70’s cinema. The script is sharp, and Michael Jai White is pitch perfect as the titular former CIA agent out to avenge his brother’s death. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and deleted/alternate scenes.

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Also arriving in high-def is Akira Kurosawa’s take on King Lear, Ran (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). Besides a spiffy respiration, the disc also includes an interview with a Japanese Art-Of-War expert, and a trio of documentaries.

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I do believe the packaging for the second half of the second season of Cannon (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.98 SRP) is making a weight joke about star William Conrad when it says “LA’s biggest crime fighter returns!” Yeah, I think they are. Either way, the 3-disc set contains 12 episodes, plus the episodic promos.

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Stephen Fry returns in the 3rd and final series of Kingdom (BFS, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) as the titular solicitor who finds himself representing the eccentric folk in the small English town of Market Shipborough. It’s a fun, funny series that reminds me of the US’s Boston Legal.

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Exploring exactly how Adolf Hitler was able to survive over 40 assassination attempts, Hitler’s Bodyguard (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$79.99 SRP) pieces together a portrait of the elite staff who swore oats of allegiance to the Fuhrer himself. The 3-disc set collects all 13 episodes of this fascinating series that weaves interviews, documents, recreations, and virtual tours of his various homes, bunkers, and strongholds.

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What’s the sign of a good documentary? It’s one that makes you interested in a subject you never fathomed that you would ever find interesting. Chris Rock accomplishes this feat with Good Hair (Lionsgate, Rated PG-13, DVD-$27.98 SRP), which looks at the way hairstyles impact multiple facets of the black community. Give it a spin and you’ll dig it, too. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and the theatrical trailer.

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The final Bourne film arrives in high-definition as the latest of Universal’s new line of flipper single-disc Blu-Ray/DVD combos. I loathe flipper discs with a passion, so even though I understand the cost-cutting thought behind it, I can’t get behind the concept. Looking at the Blu-Ray side, The Bourne Ultimatum (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) features a load of featurettes, an audio commentary, and deleted scenes. Great flick, shame it’s a flipper.

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Over here! The big wheel keeps on turning out more direct-to-video Scooby-Doo movies, the latest of which is Scooby-Doo!: Abracadabra-Doo (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which finds the Mystery Inc. crew trying to unravel the sinister forces at work inside a school for magicians. As for bonus materials, there’s a featurette on how to make your very own scary puppet.

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Abby Cadabby and Elmo travel down the rabbit hole in the newest Sesame Street release, Abby In Wonderland (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.93 SRP). Is it worth it just to see Grover as the Mad Hatter? Sure. The release also contains a bonus CD of 5 classic Sesame Street tunes.

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As some series wrap their release on DVD, there are still plenty of others waiting in the wings, which is why we’ve got the complete first season of Barnaby Jones (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), starring Buddy Ebsen as the titular PI forced out of retirement to solve the murder of his son. The 4-disc set contains all 13 episodes, plus the episodic promos for each.

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I didn’t think I would, but I actually found the female-centric comedy Women In Trouble (Screen Media, Rated R, DVD-$24.98 SRP) to be quite a fun little flick. In fact, it’s what The Women should have been – an all-star cast backed by a strong script. This one centers around a group of LA women who collide on one unique day. Bonus features include deleted scenes and trailers. A Blu-Ray edition ($29.98 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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With a cast that includes Gary Coleman, Ron Jeremy, Jason Mewes, and Scottie Pippen, it’s not without a small amount of embarrassment that one watches the sensationally titled documentary Midgets vs Mascots (First Look Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). I mean, you’re either gonna watch it or you’re not. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted scenes.

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I’m sure you’ll agree that Raiders Of The Lost Ark is loaded with iconic props (although I’d consider Indy’s hat to be costuming and his whip to be a weapon). Of those iconic props, there’s one that remains attached to one of the most dynamic, tension-filled opening sequences in cinema history – the golden Fertility Idol ($169.99). Sideshow has created a chrome-plated, expertly recreated piece complemented by a polystone base evocative of the pedestal from the film. It’s a fantastic piece, a conversation starter, and irresistible to evil French archeologists. The piece is limited to 1500, so get yours now.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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February 18, 2010

Comics in Context #233: Cunning Canines

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#233 (Vol. 2 #5): CUNNING CANINES

cic-fox-01One of the animated films nominated for an Academy Award this year is live action director Wes Anderson’s venture into stop-motion animation, Fantastic Mr. Fox. This is based on Roald Dahl’s children’s book, which draws upon the traditional characterization of the fox as a trickster, which goes back to Aesop’s fables and the European tales of Reynard the Fox. Other wild members of the dog family likewise have appeared as tricksters, notably the coyote in Native American mythology, and sometimes the wolf.

Thinking about Hanna-Barbera’s 1960s animated trickster Top Cat for a forthcoming installment of this column led me to consider another example of the canine trickster: Top Cat’s predecessor at Hanna-Barbera, Hokey Wolf. Baby Boomers may find this chilling, but 2010 marks Hokey Wolf’s 50th anniversary. Yogi Bear (another trickster) had originally appeared in cartoons in The Huckleberry Hound Show; when Yogi got his own show, Hokey Wolf was created to take over his spot on Huckleberry Hound, from 1960 into 1962.

Hanna-Barbera’s TV cartoons and characters often seemed to be inspired (to be kind about it) by other characters, actors or series. But in Hanna-Barbera’s better work, they reworked the concept in such a way as to make it uniquely theirs. Hence, for example, The Flintstones is essentially Jackie Gleason’s The Honeymooners transplanted to a Stone Age suburbia.

cic-stang2I think that even as a child I recognized that Top Cat was inspired by the TV series that was originally called You’ll Never Get Rich but was retitled The Phil Silvers Show, and familiarly known as Sgt. Bilko. When I first saw Top Cat, Phil SIlvers was still a prominent figure on television, and Bilko was in syndication. Bilko was Silvers’ signature role: a fast-talking sergeant in a motor pool on an army base who endlessly devised money-making schemes. Aided by his crew of corporals and privates, Bilko continually bamboozled authority figure Colonel Hall and numerous other dupes, and his plans often became elaborately successful before usually collapsing due to some twist of fate. (After all, the title was You’ll Never Get Rich.) Bilko was a classic example in pop culture of the comedic con man; W. C. Fields and Groucho Marx played variations on this sort of character in most of their films. Probably a major reason for Bilko’s success was his role as an army sergeant in a time when most of the adult men watching TV were veterans of either World War II or the Korean War: Bilko was their hero, defying the frustrations and limitations of military life they well remembered.

cic-fox-02Beyond that, Bilko was a mid-20th century version of an archetypal figure in comedy, the trickster. Top Cat is so appealing and memorable a character because he is such a well realized version of this perennial comic figure. (I have previously written extensively about tricksters in my “Comics in Context” columns about Neil Gaiman’s Anansi Boys, his novel on the subject.)

Hanna and Barbera had already introduced a Bilko-like character, Hokey Wolf, on The Huckleberry Hound played by Daws Butler in a voice that did not duplicate the sound of Phil Silvers’ voice, but caught his rapid-fire delivery, his self-confidence, and his outward friendliness while moving in for the kill with his sales pitch. Indeed, animation historian Mark Evanier notes that Hanna and Barbera initially intended Butler to play Top Cat, presumably using the Hokey Wolf voice.

Whether legally or not, the Internet has proved to be a vast library of the history of animated cartoons, and enabled me to watch some Hokey Wolf cartoons for the first time since my childhood. I was impressed by Hokey at his best, concocting schemes that reflect the adult world more than I had expected in cartoons that were aimed primarily at small children. (As usual, I issue spoiler warnings.) For example, in Tricks and Treats the hungry Hokey pretends to have his foot injured in a steel trap set by a mild-mannered farmer.

Hokey has his hero-worshiping sidekick Ding-a-Ling (voiced by Doug Young) take photographs, and threatens to use them as evidence when he sues the farmer. Taken aback, the farmer agrees to let Hokey recuperate in a bed in his house, if Hokey will drop the lawsuit. So, as Hokey had planned, he and Ding-a-Ling get to freeload at the farm. Eventually the farmer discovers that Hokey is faking and gets out his shotgun, but Hokey had the foresight to devise a backup plan. Representatives of the Humane Society show up, taking more photographs, to praise the farmer for taking such good care of the injured wolf.

But seeing these cartoons again as an adult, I was struck by the darker implications of the cartoons that I had completely missed as a child. These are comedies dealing with “funny animals.” But in this cartoon Hokey is really pretending to be a cripple. Do children stop and think of how much the “teeth” of that trap on his foot could hurt? And when the angered farmer gets out his shotgun, isn’t he intent on killing Hokey? There is a grimness here underlying the comedy.

Consider the ambiguous status of “funny animal” characters in animated cartoon series. At one end of the spectrum are characters like Disney’s Pluto, who are meant to be more or less real animals, lacking human-level intelligence or the ability to speak. On the other hand, Pluto’s owner, Mickey Mouse, not only can talk and think like a human being, but is accepted in society as if he were human: he owns a house, he holds jobs, and so forth. And then there are characters who are somewhere between these poles. For example, Yogi Bear is “smarter than the average bear”: he has a human intellect and can talk. Yet Ranger Smith treats him as an animal who is supposed to obey the rules set down by humans in Jellystone Park, or else he’ll get shipped to captivity in the St. Louis Zoo.

Many of these characters are essentially humans in animal form. The tension between the “human” and “animal” sides of the characters is often essential to the cartoons. Since Bugs Bunny is an animal, Elmer Fudd has license to shoot him when it’s “wabbit season,” yet since Bugs is essentially human, it would seem like murder if Elmer succeeded in killing him. (Indeed, typically when Elmer is tricked into thinking he has killed Bugs, he is overcome with guilt.) And so we in the audience root for Bugs to outwit Elmer.

In the cartoon Who’s Zoo Hokey Wolf and Ding-a-Ling declare themselves to be “hungry” and looking for food.

Though outwardly animals, they act like humans, talking, wearing clothes, walking on their hind legs. Hokey may be jauntily dressed in straw hat and bow tie, but he and Ding-a-Ling have no visible means of support. If they were humans, they would be tramps. Though Daws Butler endows Hokey with a lighthearted manner, when Hokey admits to being hungry in this cartoon, Butler makes him sound serious indeed.

Hokey and Ding-a-Ling arrive at a city zoo and realize that the “dumb animals” living there are well fed (“We should be so dumb,” notes Hokey, in a somewhat bitter tone). So most of the cartoon consists of Hokey trying unsuccessfully to get a huge steak away from a captive lion. Finally, Hokey shifts strategy: since he and Ding-a-Ling are wolves, they simply take up residence in the wolves’ cage at the zoo. The cartoon ends with Hokey rattling a cup against the bars of the cage, as he explains to Ding-a-Ling that in “prison movies” doing this always gets the guards to bring the inmates food. It’s a rather ironic end to the cartoon. Sure, we may be used to thinking of wolves kept captive at the zoo. But Hokey and Ding-a-Ling are also like people in animal guises, and they have chosen to sacrifice their freedom and become prisoners behind bars in exchange for being fed.

I was taken aback by another Hokey Wolf cartoon, Hokey Dokey, in which Hokey encounters the Three Little Pigs.

Like Frank Tashlin’s The Fox and the Grapes (1941), this is another cartoon exercise in metafiction. In Hokey Dokey Hokey knows the story of the Three Little Pigs and decides to create his own sequel to the tale; at the cartoon’s end, Hokey even consults a book to reread the original fable.

This is hardly the only animated cartoon that deals in revisionist versions of well known fairy tales. At this time Jay Ward had already been doing Fractured Fairy Tales and Aesop and Son on the Rocky and His Friends and The Bullwinkle Show for years. Moreover, there was already a long history if cartoons that not only parodied the classic Three Little Pigs story but also Disney’s landmark Three Little Pigs cartoon (1933). In Hokey Dokey the bricklaying pig wears virtually the same outfit as his Disney counterpart. Among the previous cartoons that created variations on Disney’s Three Little Pigs were Tex Avery’s Blitz Wolf (1942) and Three Little Pups (1953) for MGM and Friz Freleng’s Pigs in a Polka (1943) and the jazz-scored Three Little Bops (1957) for Warners.

Presumably because they are protagonists of cartoons for kids, Hokey and Ding-a-Ling are not predators. Early in Hokey Dokey, Hokey declares that his goal is not to eat the pigs but to con them into giving him the brick house, since he and Ding-a-Ling need a place to live in the winter months.

Hokey’s strategy is startling for what is purportedly a kiddie cartoon. He poses as an insurance company agent, investigating the mysterious disappearance of the Big Bad Wolf, and making it clear to the pigs that he suspects foul play. The three pigs deny everything, but are clearly shaken. In the traditional end of the Three Little Pigs’ story, the Big Bad Wolf slides down the chimney into a cauldron of boiling water and perishes. Disney let the Wolf escape, but it is clear in Hokey Dokey that the pigs believe that they killed the Big Bad Wolf. Now Hokey is treating them as murder suspects. Interestingly, Hokey refers to this as a “double indemnity” case, suggesting that the cartoon’s writer (Michael Maltese, perhaps?) was thinking of Double Indemnity–James M. Cain’s 1935 novella and Billy Wilder’s 1944 film.

After intimidating the Three Pigs by playing insurance investigator, Hokey dons a sheet and impersonates the ghost of the Big Bad Wolf. This is a rather macabre stunt, and it works. Guilt-ridden and frightened of retribution, the Three Pigs pack up and leave, telling Hokey that he can have the brick house if he wants it.

In the end, like Disney, Hanna and Barbera can’t kill off the Big Bad Wolf: he turns up, alive and reformed, and turns the tables on Hokey.

So here is an early Hanna-Barbera TV cartoon that works on two levels, for children and for any adults who might be watching. Apart from the Three Little Pigs dealing with their guilt over seemingly committing with murder, there is also Hokey and Ding-a-Ling’s motive for trying to trick the Three Little Pigs out of their house. Hokey and Ding-a-Ling are homeless. For an instant even a child watching this cartoon might visualize Hokey and Ding-a-Ling shivering in the snow if they cannot somehow find shelter. Hokey may be amusing, but the motives for his actions in these two cartoons–hunger and homelessness–are not funny at all.

Fifty years after Hokey Wolf’s debut, writer/director Wes Anderson went much further in applying an adult perspective to the trope of the talking trickster animal in his recent stop-motion animated film Fantastic Mr. Fox.

This is an adaptation of Roald Dahl’s children’s book of the same name, which treats its talking animals in a relatively conventional manner: the animals have human intelligence and can talk among themselves (although humans apparently don’t understand their language), but they still roughly follow the lives of animals.

Anderson’s movie, however, seems very much a reinterpretation of Dahl’s material for an adult audience. In the film, the animals not only talk but wear full sets of clothing. The lead character, Mr. Fox, voiced by George Clooney, works as a newspaper columnist. The character Badger, voiced by Bill Murray, is a lawyer. Anderson himself voices a weasel who works as a real estate agent. (Supply your own joke here.) It becomes apparent that the animals comprise a community that parallels human society. In Dahl’s book Mr. Fox steals chickens from the local human farmers, Boggis, Bunce and Bean, because that is what foxes do. In Anderson’s film Mr. Fox reverts to stealing chickens as a result of what New York Times critic A. O. Scott aptly terms “something of a vulpine midlife crisis.”

As in Dahl’s book, the human farmers retaliate by trying to hunt down, starve and exterminate the foxes and the other animals. But if the animals are just like humans, then the farmers are effectively attempting to commit murder. One could easily interpret the clash between the hunters and the animals as a metaphor for class warfare, with the rich attempting to eliminate the poor–or, actually, the middle class, since Anderson’s animals have respectable bourgeois professions. Perhaps one could even interpret the farmers’ war on the animals as a metaphor for racism, with the farmers attempting to commit genocide by wiping out those beings whom they consider to be their inferiors. (Watching the film, it struck me that the chickens are not presented as having human intelligence; if they did, then arguably the foxes who eat them would be guilty of genocide as well!)

Although it is intended for an audience of children, Dahl’s Fantastic Mr. Fox in effect justifies theft: the readers’ sympathies will clearly be with Mr. Fox and his friends and family, not with the farmers who are out to destroy them. Dahl portrays the farmers as particularly nasty, so they seem to deserve to have the foxes steal chickens from them. But moreover Dahl seems to be saying that the foxes are justified in stealing from the wealthy farmers, who have far more than they need. Hence, Mr. Fox is something of a Robin Hood figure, especially when he provides stolen food for the community of animals.

In Anderson’s version, Mr. Fox reverts to stealing chickens apparently as away of recapturing his youth, when he did that all the time. This may serve as Anderson’s metaphor for youth’s rebellion against the system, and the film seems to argue that middle-aged members of the middle class are likewise justified in rebelling against a system controlled by the rich and repressive. Beneath the trappings of a children’s fable, complete with talking animals, Anderson has disguised a rather radical point of view.

Casting George Clooney as the voice of Mr. Fox works well in this interpretation of Dahl’s story for adults. Following the example of Phil Silvers, Daws Butler’s Hokey Wolf deals in the fast talking hard sell. Arnold Stang’s Top Cat isn’t as hyperactive, but he, like Hokey, overpowers his target with a barrage of verbiage. Clooney has a smooth way of speaking that also proves suitable for trickster characters, as the Coen brothers recognized in their film O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000). Clooney’s more laid-back screen persona suits a more mature version of the trickster, one that is also capable of emotional vulnerability, which is what Anderson’s Mr. Fox becomes. Moreover, Clooney conveys the calm and cool that separates the trickster from many of his hot-tempered, violent opponents, like the farmers in this film.

I will have much more to say about classic tricksters in cartoon art in near future installments of “Comics in Context,” including Top Cat and one of the greatest characters of this sort in comics, Popeye’s pal J. Wellington Wimpy.

Copyright 2010 Peter Sanderson

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February 17, 2010

Contest Round-Up: 2010-02-17

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Channel 4 Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE PETER SERAFINOWICZ SHOW on DVD.

In conjunction with Channel 4 Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of MISFITS: SERIES ONE on DVD.

In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE INFORMANT on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE BOX on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

In conjunction with Screen Media Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of WOMEN IN TROUBLE on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

In conjunction with Screen Media Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of TRAILER PARK BOYS on DVD.

In conjunction with Rhino Records, we’re giving away three (3) copies of the SHUTTER ISLAND Soundtrack on CD.

Win the SHUTTER ISLAND Soundtrack on CD!

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In conjunction with Rhino Records, we’re giving away three (3) copies of the SHUTTER ISLAND Soundtrack on CD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win TRAILER PARK BOYS on DVD!

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In conjunction with Screen Media Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of TRAILER PARK BOYS on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win WOMEN IN TROUBLE on Blu-Ray & DVD!

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In conjunction with Screen Media Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of WOMEN IN TROUBLE on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE BOX on Blu-Ray & DVD!

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In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE BOX on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

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Official Rules

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No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE INFORMANT on Blu-Ray & DVD!

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In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE INFORMANT on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

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No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win MISFITS: SERIES ONE on DVD!

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In conjunction with Channel 4 Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of MISFITS: SERIES ONE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

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Win THE PETER SERAFINOWICZ SHOW on DVD!

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In conjunction with Channel 4 Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE PETER SERAFINOWICZ SHOW on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

TV Or Not TV: LOST with The Substitute

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Welcome back folks to another TV or Not TV morning after for LOST.

Last week I opted not to say very much about the episode “WHAT KATE DOES” mainly because of the following tweet from Damon Lindelof.

Since I have no interest in watching NCIS: Los Angeles I opted to stay mum. Not a lot happened last week so there wasn’t very much to actually expand on. There weren’t many revelations or unique thoughts that popped in to my head. I can’t say the same for this week. As always I will warn you that I do not hold back on information that we were given in the episode and I’ll be taking that a step further based on the preview that we were given for next week. If you haven’t seen the episode “The Substitute” yet and you continue to read please be aware that you are volunteering to get SPOILERS thrown at you.

The Substitute had the same method of story telling that we have seen in the episodes prior. We have the on Island story and the “sideways flash” storyline. This week that story line was about our dearly departed (but now alive in the sideways flash) John Locke.

I have to admit that these sideways flash story lines have done very little to hold my interest but this week I bought in to the concept completely. I don’t know if it is because we are seeing the story of a character that is now dead in the time line/reality that we’ve come to know on the show or not but I was very eager to learn of John Locke. This particular John Locke has some differences than the other John Locke we knew. It turns out he is engaged to be married to Helen Norwood and, in a very interesting twist, it would seem that he is on speaking terms with his father (which a keen eye may notice a picture of the two together on a hunting trip displayed on his cubical wall just below a picture of he and Helen together). We also find out that this John Locke did try to go on Walkabout and was told that he couldn’t. Unlike the John Locke we are used to, however, by the end of this episode we find out that this John Locke is finally ready to accept that fact that there are some things that he just can no longer do.

The sideways flash also caused a bit of a spark in my head when we discovered that the temp agency that Hurley sent Locke to had Rose (of Rose & Bernard) working there. She reveals to Locke, during their discussion, that she has terminal cancer but decided to keep living the life that she had. This made me realize that this other Locke may not have quite such a good future going for him since, as seen in last season’s LIFE AND DEATH OF JEREMY BENTHAM, Helen may die of a brain aneurysm in 2007. I doubt we’ll see that far ahead into the sideways flashes, however, so that probably won’t happen. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Benjamin Linus works at the school where Locke goes to as a substitute teacher as the European History teacher. WHOAH!

Back on the Island, after much drama and discussion we were given a pretty big reveal. Jacob, it would seem, has been drawing people to the Island as potential replacements for him to serve as the protector of the Island. This process, it would appear, involved Jacob touching people some time in their past (even though in Hurley and Sayid’s case it was AFTER they landed on the Island). Suddenly some of the subtle differences in the sideways flash reality are starting to make a little bit of sense. Cindy, the flight attendant, only gives Jack one extra mini-bottle of alcohol instead of two because this Jack won’t need the second to sterilize the needle (and cleanse the wound) in his side right after the plane crash. Maybe this means that the sideways flash John Locke some how wound up in his wheelchair through another incident as it seemed pretty clear that Jacob revived the “my daddy pushed me out the window” John Locke.

When it comes to Jacob’s list and what it means I have to ask the same question that Sawyer does: What does the Island need protecting from? According the the Evil Locke nothing, but we know that can’t be true. We also learn that Jacob seemed to have a thing for numbers and assigned each candidate with a number. It just so happens that all of our Flight 815 candidates were assigned the same numbers used in the hatch, stamped on to the hatch, and transmitted from the Island prior to Russo changing the recording. All of this was revealed to Sawyer (also known as James Ford) and after learning all of this he appears to be willing to help Evil Locke in getting off the Island in an attempt to go home.

There were other tid-bits thrown our way during the episode.

  • Ilana was crying inside of the base of the statue in the same way that someone who has lost someone important to them might. Right after this she collects some of Jacob’s ashes. I don’t know if this is because Jacob was the someone that was important to her or if it will be used some how later as a protection method against the Evil Locke/Smoke Monster. Time will tell on this one.
  • Evil Locke is now stuck in the appearance of John Locke. We don’t know why, it’s just what Illana told us.
  • Evil Locke is not immune to seeing things on the Island. He had a vision of a young blonde boy with blood on his hands that Richard Alpert couldn’t see.
  • There still appear to be rules in place and Evil Locke is not allowed to kill any of the chosen candidates (as revealed by the same young blonde boy who’se hands this time were not bloody and who was able to be seen by Sawyer). This may mean that the candidate’s job won’t be protecting the Island so much as making sure that the Evil Locke/Smoke Monster doesn’t get to leave the Island.

So the above is everything I was able to take away from the episode. What are we in store for next week?

Next week’s episode title is “The Lighthouse.” If we can believe the previews that they showed us at the end of this week’s episode (since we’ve seen some of these same clips in a briefer form after the two prior episodes) it would appear that we are going to find out how Jin is faring with Claire Gone Wild. From the many glimpses of Jacob in the preview and from the quick shot of Jack yelling at Hurley about “What does he want from me?!?” followed by the subsequent smashing of glass I think that Jack is taken to some sort of lighthouse and Hurley is being a communication conduit for Jacob. I don’t know if the Lighthouse is a literal lighthouse or if it is instead some mystical lighthouse (it does, after all, look like it’s been carved out of stone) but whatever it’s function Jack must not like it enough to smash some glass (unless he’s just irrationally pissed). I have no idea.

This being the last season I don’t really like to dwell too much on what the end game plan is for the show. Last week’s episode aside I like that the momentum is picking up again and the direction that they are heading seems to be a good one. I just hope it doesn’t get too confusing over the next few episodes.

February 16, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-02-16

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February 15, 2010

Masters Of Song Fu #6: Round 2 Challenge Revealed!

Filed under: Masters Of Song Fu — Tags: , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:28 pm

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We here at FRED are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a unique form of creative combat.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to FRED to be voted on by you, the audience.

At the end of the 3rd Challenge, the two Challengers with the most votes will face off, mano a mano for the title of…

MASTER OF SONG FU

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However, there may yet be one final challenge for this newly crowned Master – for they very well might (if the stars align and schedules permit) face off against one of the LEGENDARY MASTERS – artists like Jonathan Coulton, Paul & Storm, Neil Innes, Doc Hammer, & The RiffTones. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu – one of which may or may not be revealed as your ultimate challenge. Only the wheel of uncertainty can predict (and even then, not).

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So what was the first Challenge?

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

Write a song that is about (or at least has key to the central narrative) RAIN (the meteorological phenomena). At some point (or throughout) the song, you must utilize an instrument (or vocals) that represent the rain. You are free to write your song in any style that you choose.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds.

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You’ll find the Round 1 songs from each of our Challengers below, as well as the results of the Round 1 voting. More importantly, though, you’ll also discover what the Round 2 Challenge is!

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THE CHALLENGERS

MIKE LOMBARDO

Mike Lombardo is a piano-playing geek-pop-rock singer-songwriter who likes to use hyphens when describing his occupation. He has been known to write songs about just about anything, including rocks and SAW 4. When not banging on a piano, Mike spends most of his time playing way too many video games or teaching small children how to bang on pianos. A graduate of Berklee College of Music, Mike is currently finishing up his second album with his piano rock band, the Mike Lombardo Trio.
Official Website: www.mikelombardomusic.com
Twitter: twitter.com/mikelombardo
ROUND 1 SONG:Sit And Watch The Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/mike_lombardo-sit_and_watch_the_rain.mp3]

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EDRIC HALEEN

songfu-edrichaleen.jpgEdric is a returning veteran of the Masters of Song Fu competition. He has been writing music (off and on) since the early nineties. He wrote and directed a musical, The Pushcart War, based on Jean Merrill’s wonderful novel. He has written and/or arranged a number of songs for various friends – some commissioned, some as surprises. He loves acting in community theatre, and is inspired by the music of Stephen Sondheim, Jason Robert Brown, Adam Guettel, Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty. Also – feel free to check out (and add to!) the “Happiness Board” on his web pages!

Official Website: happinessboard.com/Edric_Haleen.html

ROUND 1 SONG:In The Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/edric_haleen-in_the_rain.mp3]

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GODZ POODLZ

Legends foretell of a mighty duo, born in the frozen North. Two neighbors and friends will unite to form “Godz Poodlz” and battle the Mazters or Song Fu for glory and bragging rights! Godz Poodlz are Rüss Rogers and Rod Durre. Russ Rogers was once a member of “Kit and Kaboodle” (still available on iTunes) and currently performs in “Rusty’s Rocking Jamboree!” Rhod Durre was in the Goth Rock Band, “Sear!” Beware the Godz Poodlz Ear Worm! Godz Poodlz songs are bright, funny and tenaciously catchy. Come join Godz Poodlz Legionz of Fanz!

Official Website: godzpoodlz.bandcamp.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Rain Is Pouring Down
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/godz_poodlz-rain_is_pouring_down.mp3]

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SPENCER SOKOL

Spencer is trying to do things. Music is one of those things. It is painfully obvious to him, if not others, that he has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. In the past he has been musically inclined with a guitar and occasionally with a piano. He is trying to be musically active once again, but this time he is attempting to do so while on the Internets. Creating music is a large part of his 40×40 list and he thinks this competition seems like “a Super Mega Happy Fun way” to rekindle his musical desires.
Official Website: www.spencersokol.com
Twitter: twitter.com/spencersokol
ROUND 1 SONG:Reservations
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/spencer_sokol-reservations.mp3]

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KYLIE PETTO

My name is Kylie, and I’m your everyday 17-year-old girl with a passion for music. I’ve been writing my own songs since I was ten years old, and nothing is more fun for me than to sit down with my guitar and unwind. Now I thankfully have a violin to add to my arsenal, and I’m armed and ready for my second go at song fu!

Official Website: NONE
Twitter: twitter.com/KyliePetto

ROUND 1 SONG:Robby
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/kylie_petto-robby.mp3]

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CALEB HINES

Caleb is a software engineer who pretends to be a musician on the internet. Self-taught in music theory, he is more comfortable writing a four-part instrumental fugue than he is writing a verse-chorus-bridge song. His favorite style of music went out of style at the end of the 18th century, but after discovering the likes of Weird Al, Dr. Horrible, and especially Jonathan Coulton, he realized that “omodern music” can be fun too. Now he is on a quest to update, expand, and diversify his musical knowledge and experience. In addition to singing, he plays a whole family of recorders, baroque flute, ukulele, melodica, pretends to play keyboard and guitar, and most recently, bass. He also uses virtual instruments because a real orchestra costs too much.

Official Website: refactoringmybrain.blogspot.com
Twitter: twitter.com/calebhines

ROUND 1 SONG:Water Cycle
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/caleb_hines-water_cycle.mp3]

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BOFFO YUX DUDES

The Boffo Yux Dudes began in the 80’s and 90’s doing radio comedy, and promptly fell asleep for the next 15 years. Tom Giarrosso and Allan Morgan (Pop Machine) continue the tradition of trying to recreate their lost youth with exceedingly torturous music, instead of spending the money on therapy like normal people having a midlife crisis. Tom blames Mike Lombardo for showing him the Fu way of doing things, and now he has to listen to the voices and write songs instead of doing his actual day job.
Official Website: www.boffoyux.com
Twitter: twitter.com/boffoyuxdudes
ROUND 1 SONG:Reign of the King
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/boffo_yux_dudes-reign_of_the_king.mp3]

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DENISE HUDSON

Denise Hudson is a musician of non-determined hair-color from Austin, Texas who is married to an musicaphile Australian. She hopes that she typed up her bio correctly (alas, she cannot spell!); and additionally hopes she amuses you, but she is done apologizing now. 🙂 If she happens to make you slightly uncomfortable, she supposes there’s nothing to be done for it…
Official Website: denisehudson.bandcamp.com

Twitter: twitter.com/RangerDenni
ROUND 1 SONG:Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/denise_hudson-rain.mp3]

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“BUCKETHAT” BOBBY MATHESON

songfu-buckethatbobby.jpgI’m “BucketHat” Bobby Matheson. I used to make cartoons for the internet, and sometimes still do, but mostly focus on my music right now. I write and record my songs solo, in my little make-shift studio, and when I play live, I often get some help from friends. Some of my music is funny, and some isn’t. More often than not, the humour is unintentional. My Influences range from Klezmer to folk, to punk and back again, which ends up sounding more like Zydeco than anything else (who’d have guessed?). I’ve been described as a “Cajun Buddy Holly” and an “Optimistic Elvis Costello”. It’s been said that I sound like “That guy from the Barenaked Ladies” and a “Nasaly Bob Dylan”. One of these days, I hope to have a description that is accurate.
Official Website: www.buckethatbobby.randomsociety.com
Twitter: twitter.com/BucketHatBobby
ROUND 1 SONG:Forget About The Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/buckethat_bobby_matheson-forget_about_the_rain.mp3]

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IAN “TWO SHADES” JOHNSON

Ian is a guitarist/singer/pianist/other-stuff-ist. He was a participant of Song-Fu #5, and is a member of Too Much Awesome. His songs have been described (by himself) as “probably not as funny as I think they are.”
Official Website: ianjohnson.bandcamp.com
ROUND 1 SONG:Downpour
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/ian_two_shades_johnson-downpour.mp3]

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GORBZILLA

songfu-gorbzilla.pngGorbzilla is a musician/band teacher in Mid-Michigan. He has been in a few bands over the years, most notably as the bass player/vocalist for the band “Satin Jones” and the guitarist/vocalist for the band “Jimmy Likes Pie”. The proud father of two future rock maniacs, Gorbzilla has been writing music for the past twenty years, and is currently working on his first musical Beer ““ Finally a Musical for Men based on the Haiku by Patrick “Horkmeister” Sweet entitled, “I Think I Threw Up”. He has been happily married for eight years, and is looking forward to this competition.
Official Website: gorbzilla.blogspot.com
ROUND 1 SONG:Freezing Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/gorbzilla-freezing_rain.mp3]

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GOVERNING DYNAMICS

Governing Dynamics is the name of Travis Norris’s eternal sideproject, where all the stuff written by him goes when his current band (whatever it may be) refuses to play it. The music has been favorably compared to such bands as Eels, Radiohead, The White Stripes, and other bands that cool people like. It has been unfavorably compared to the tactics used by the FBI against the Branch Dividians at Waco. If he has to describe his music by genre (and refer to himself in third person) Travis calls it “alternative/shoegazer with a liberal dose of Midwestern rock”.
Official Website: governingdynamics.bandcamp.com
Twitter: twitter.com/travisnorris
ROUND 1 SONG:Rain in Chicago
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/governing_dynamics-rain_in_chicago.mp3]

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ZER0GUY

Two brothers from the midwest return to Song Fu with their brand of eclectic musical ideas. They don’t like to stick to a genre, and sometimes they suffer from swarms of bees.
Official Website: www.myspace.com/zer0guyband
ROUND 1 SONG:Thundercade
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/zer0guy-thundercade.mp3]

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JUTZE SCHULT

Johannes “Jutze” Schult (from Germany) likes to live in a dream world where there has been no Grunge and where he is a talented singer. Sometimes his little folky pop songs find their way into the real world. Here they suffer from his hoarse voice and the do-it-yourself home recording production, struggling to appeal off and on beaten musical paths.
Official Website: www.jutze.com
Twitter: twitter.com/schult
ROUND 1 SONG:Kingdom Of Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/jutze_schult-kingdom_of_rain.mp3]

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LEIGH & HOOVER

Dave & William have been writing songs together for decades, yet have still managed to avoid finding a clever name for themselves. William writes the words; Dave the music… which is good because it doesn’t really work the other way ’round.
Official Website: www.cratchit.org/music
ROUND 1 SONG:Summer Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/leigh_and_hoover-summer_rain.mp3]

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COMMON LISP

Common Lisp is the name for the music projects of yours truly, Paul R. Potts, and any collaborators I may be able to drag into participating. I am a middle-aged software engineer with four children, some home recording gear, and too many guitars. I have never written an original song. It’s about time, don’t you think?
Official Website: commonlisp.bandcamp.com
Twitter: twitter.com/paulrpotts
ROUND 1 SONG:Polly Loves the Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/common_lisp-polly_loves_the_rain.mp3]

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GLEN RAPHAEL

Glen Raphael is a Manhattan-based software geek, circus performer, and guitarist/singer/songwriter who counts Jonathan Coulton and Paul & Storm as influences. He has recently written songs that featured killer robots, exploding pants, and the Statue of Liberty having a mid-life crisis. Though not all at once. Yet.
Official Website: youtube.com/glenra
ROUND 1 SONG:Can’t See The Sky
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/glen_raphael-cant_see_the_sky.mp3]

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INVERSE T. CLOWN

Inverse T. Clown is a jack of many entertainment trades, songwriting being one of his favorites. He has an album half-ready to be recorded, and is looking forward to garnering the patience to sit down and do it. Even more so, he’s looking forward to Song Fu 6. There is an ongoing series of internet covers of Inverse’s song “Today’s The Day” – and he loves them all – but it would nice to get some steam behind the endless REST of his genius, and Song Fu seems just the place to start it up. He’s funny, he’s clever, his music is synthetic, and he’s champing at the bit to throw everything he’s got to his clamoring fans. Stick around, and see why Salemites everywhere call this musical genius “The Future of Greatness”.
Official Website: toomuchawesome.ning.com/profile/InverseTClown
ROUND 1 SONG:Sexy In The Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/inverse_t_clown-sexy_in_the_rain.mp3]

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JEFF MacDOUGALL

Coming in at twice Mike Lombardo’s age, Jeff MacDougall is back and ready to throw some Fu! When asked about the competition, he had this to say: “Yeah. That’s right. I’m back. *coughs* *mumbles*” This will be a Song Fu for the ages!
Official Website: www.jeffmacdougall.com
Twitter: twitter.com/jeffmacdougall
ROUND 1 SONG:Beautiful Day
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/jeff_macdougall-beautiful_day.mp3]

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TARYN MILLER

Taryn Miller is an 18-year-old, gluten-intolerant, crazy-hat-wearing guitarist (and other stuff too, but she’s played guitar longest). She hails from Winfield, Kansas – Home of Bluegrass.
Official Website: myspace.com/chellenesuperstar
ROUND 1 SONG:Crowded And Clouded
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/taryn_miller-crowded_and_clouded.mp3]

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To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 1 songs, CLICK HERE.

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ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

Write a song that does not rhyme.

CLARIFICATION: Your song can be in any style, but must not contain any rhymes of 2 dissimilar words within a traditional verse structure. Exact repetition of a phrase or word is permitted. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds..

Your song must be submitted in mp3 form (128-192kbps) either via e-mail (to songfu @ asitecalledfred.com – remember to remove the spaces) or a file upload service (like RapidShare or YouSendIt). Deadline for submission is 2:00pm EST on Monday, February 22nd, 2010.

There will be a Round 2 Listening Party at 8:30pm EST on Monday, February 22nd HERE. Voting on Round 2 submissions will commence immediately after the listening party.

If you want some inspiration, here’s a number song from The Muppets
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/rhymingsong.mp3]

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ROUND 1 VOTING RESULTS

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SHADOW ENTRIES

JOE “COVENANT” LAMB

I’m Joe Covenant. I’m Scottish. And never have enough time to do everything I wanna! Been singing and perfoming for over 40 years… (yes, I am 46.)… and I’ve nearly learned a 6th chord! Everything I do. I do for Song Fu. (If not for this ‘contest’ I would have never met and collaborated with so many talented people.)

Official Website: joecovenant.bandcamp.com
Twitter: twitter.com/JoeCovenant

ROUND 1 SHADOW SONG:Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/shadow_song-joe_covenant_lamb-rain.mp3]

If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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February 14, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-02-14

Filed under: Columns — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:49 pm

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Celebrating Jack Benny’s birthday, with a special call…

A wonderful bit with Jack Benny’s & special guest Groucho Marx…

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February 13, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-02-13

Filed under: Articles — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:24 pm

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Marv the Vibraphone Robot – “Flight of the Bumblebee”. This is how the war between man and machine begins…

Though it seems the humans may have a champion in their war against the machines…

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February 12, 2010

Toy News: Exclusive VENTURE BROS. Toys Sneak Peek

Filed under: Articles — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:50 pm

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Ahead of their big reveal at Toy Fair this weekend, Bif Bang Pow has given FRED readers an exclusive sneak peek at one of the prototypes for their upcoming line of VENTURE BROS. toys. You’ll find another exclusive peek over at Jackson Publick’s Livejournal.

So without further ado, here’s your first look at Henchman 21:

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FREDagator: 2010-02-12

Filed under: Articles — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:19 am

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Tech Support w/ Hunter S. Thompson (NSFW)”

Happy Joe Don Baker Day #4 – “He’s Not A Good Cop”

Happy Joe Don Baker Day #3 – “My My My My Mitchell”

Happy Joe Don Baker Day #2 – “MST3K Mitchell”

Happy Joe Don Baker Day #1 – “Mongo’s Back In Town”

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Trailer Park: THE WOLFMAN and VALENTINE’S DAY

By Christopher Stipp

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Couples Retreat – DVD Giveaway

cplretrtfeatI did not have the chance to see this film while it was playing in the theaters but it made a decent amount of coin at the box office and I now have a few copies to give away for a few people who would like a chance to win one.

For a chance to win, just e-mail me at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and let me know what you got for your valentine this year. I do realize I am making some of you work a little harder for free stuff and, for that, I am not sorry at all.

Good luck…

A film description:

Dave (Vince Vaughn) and wife Ronnie (Malin Akerman) are happily married with two young sons as is Joey (Jon Favreau) and wife Lucy (Kristin Davis). Shane (Faizon Love) has recently divorced from Jennifer (Tasha Smith) and has taken up with 20 year old Trudy (Kali Hawk). But Jason (Jason Bateman) and wife Cynthia (Kristen Bell) are crumbling under the pressure of trying to conceive and in a bid to save their marriage, come up with the idea for all of them to spend a luxurious week together at the Eden tropical island resort. It’s cheaper that way. Besides, think of the fun they can have while working on their relationships.

Valentine’s Day – Review

valentines-day-posterI deeply regret having to drag Robert Altman into this.

Short Cuts, for those who need a quick lesson, is a movie that revolves around some Los Angelinos dealing with life as it comes. A series of loosely intertwined narratives, the strength of this modern masterpiece from Robert Altman juggles over two dozen actors who are each important, in their own way, in helping to move a massive story along. The action is minimal, the exposition is endlessly fascinating, the characters are actually fleshed out and human,but the net effect is a movie that rewards multiple viewings and can be interpreted from various angles every single time you watch it. The movie is rooted firmly in the terra firma of human relationships that just happen to all meld together at once.

In contrast, Valentine’s Day, which is similarly a movie about random folks living in Los Angeles, with intertwining stories to tell, is a waste of everyone’s time, and talent. It’s a film that proves that if you want a toothless, uninspired, pedantic, made for television yet it’s still a movie, kind of film then this is for you. It’s the kind of collaboration where there is so much possibility inherent in the idea but the execution of that idea is predicated on dumbing everything down so even a fourteen year girl, who is ostensibly there to see the pairing of Taylor Swift/Taylor Lautner, could follow its plot at any waypoint along this movie’s timeline.

Garry Marshall, bless his Happy Days heart, disappoints as the directorial leader for a movie where every scene has his anachronistic sensibilities smeared all over it. The stories he is trying to capture seem to be informed by a time that has long since past, and probably never were, as they all feel false and blatantly cooked up in a writer’s room with people who have never lived a real life behind the safe, lilywhite confines of Beverly Hills, a place where life is manicured, sanitized.

The stories here are numerous, no question about that. Ashton Kutcher plays Reed Bennett, a flower store owner who starts off the film asking his girlfriend, Jessica Alba, to marry him. She says yes, he’s happy, and starts his day. He meets up with his friend Alphonso (George Lopez) who works at the flower shop Kutcher owns. We meet a football player (Eric Dane) who is conflicted about his future as an NFL quarterback. His PR flunkie Kara Monahan (Jessica Biel) has some extreme emotional issues with regard to the Valentine’s holiday, and his agent, Paula Thomas (Queen Latifah), plays the part of the big bad boss in a way that is neither fresh, original, or interesting. There is the doctor (Patrick Dempsey) who sleeps with his girlfriend (Jennifer Garner) but who also has a wife and is trying to keep it all under wraps. You’ve got Topher Grace who plays Jason, a guy smitten by his new girlfriend Liz (Anne Hathaway) but who does not know anything about the dark secret that could threaten the relationship which Liz flaunts before us throughout the film. There’s Bradley Cooper who plays Holden, a businessman on a long plane ride sitting next to Julia Roberts who plays Captain Kate Hazeltine, a soldier who is looking to spend just one day in Los Angeles with her man before going back where she came from. And then, among a couple of other relationships, there’s Taylor Lautner who plays Willy, a guy who loves his energetic girlfriend Felicia (Taylor Swift). It’s this latter pair that perfectly encapsulates what is so terribly wrong about this movie.

I realize I’m just Monday morning quarterbacking here, and there are people who get paid more money every year than I will in my lifetime to make these decisions, but if one of your teenage draws is Taylor Swift shouldn’t the axiom of “a chain is only as strong as its weakest link” apply? From my vantage point, Taylor Swift is not only this movie’s weakest link but she is a frightening aberration on the screen and has the mannerisms and presence of a female Napoleon Dynamite in a way that doesn’t feel ironic. She carries herself horribly, I assure you, and is more like a woman trying to overcompensate for her overacting in every scene she’s in with the end result being horrific.

The other stories play out beyond the acceptable norms of predictably for a movie like this and the acting prowess of those who’ve been awarded for their ability to memorize lines well is non-existent from pretty much everyone. You just have to wonder what was the point of making this film. Ah, but that’s the point, isn’t it? There is no need to address such poetic attitudes such as William Carlos Williams’ idea that there are no ideas but in things because there isn’t a thing or an idea here. It’s a pure business, economic transaction that’s in play because how else do you explain a movie where the ultimate resolution of all the narratives is happy and pleasant. I am at a loss to logically explain how we can go from adultery, to cheating, to lying, to heartbreak, to brake-ups, to people withholding from one another, with a final sprint to the finish that rewards the good and punishes the bad. This isn’t escapism; this is a movie of lies better suited for an after school special on how we’re all worth something as people.

The sanitized suburban, and urban, lives of those in this movie feel false because they are. I am positive, however, the movie will do fiscally well with audiences who will see things differently. Even broken clocks are right at least twice a day but the mixing of so many celebrities and so many personalities are, by default, going to bring the audiences in regardless of how well or, in this case, how bad a movie is. I am powerless to stop it but I can state without equivocation that Valentine’s Day had so much potential and it’s just squandered in favor for a celebration of mediocrity.

A movie with so many titans of current pop culture should have been handled with material that could have meant something more than what this is: a pop culture flash in-the-pan money grab that will become irrelevant just as quickly as this movie has come and gone. These aren’t superstars, they’re super actors who earned far more than a single ticket is worth.

The Wolfman – Review

the_wolfman_poster_02There’s no denying that this movie has had its setbacks. From delays to reshoots to the replacement of the editor, and original director, this film ought to have been a multi-million dollar, direct-to-DVD dud. Instead, what we have been given by director Joe Johnson is a movie that is paced quickly, has more than a few quality kills, has a story that isn’t completely insulting to the viewer, and is pure fun.

This movie was a simple charmer that had genuinely good performances across the board and possessed a pace that did not relent. About the former, Benicio Del Toro imbues his character, Lawrence Talbot, with a subtle, muted powerfulness. Anthony Hopkins, starring as Del Toro’s father, Sir John Talbot, shines as an emotionally detached father to not only Del Toro but to his dead son Ben, a death that brings Lawrence back home to investigate. To watch Hopkins is to witness an actor who knows exactly who this character is and pulls back on any impulse to get gregarious with a role that sincerely rewards a steady hand. Emily Blunt actually puts in a convincing turn as the recently widowed wife of Ben, the actress a convincingly grief stricken woman who never strays into the maudlin or melancholy. The three of them represent the emotional core of this film and they all contribute something unique to the overall vision of what this movie ended up being. Hugo Weaving (Abberline) adds a little to the overall narrative flow but it’s the three leads that make you believe that we are in a place that actually exists and I think that’s what makes this a fun film.

The movie essentially relies on the old retread of a man who gets bit by a werewolf and then becomes one himself. Essentially, most of the plot is taken care of by this idea but the way this movie takes the next step beyond the 1941 Lon Chaney Jr. classic is by how the character is interpreted. Del Toro excels in this regard by making the man a real man, someone beset by psychological/emotional pain in returning to a home he long since tried to forget and a man who genuinely wants to know what happened to his dead brother. The ways in which Del Toro carefully and slowly navigates his physical and emotional space in this film is curious if only because he doesn’t stray into bombast or hyperactive. He is more threatening as a pensive thinker, I would assert, and this also makes him more dangerous as the film goes on.

Never once does the movie stray into the silly nor ever does it wink knowingly to the audience. The film is a darkly fun trip that feels like a Haunted Mansion ride meshed with a modern slasher. To note, there are some quality, solid kills in this movie with enough viscera to satisfy anyone looking to get a more violent Wolfman up on the screen as he moves through the fog laden forest where a lot of the killing takes place. And much of this movie’s atmospheric charm should be credited to cinematographer Shelly Johnson and set decorator John Bush who both made conscious choices in ensconcing the events of this movie in a brooding, wet environment, to say nothing of the asylum where everything has the pall of disease and desperation. Someone else who deserves attention, and part of what makes this film such a delight, is an unseen member of this film’s crew: Rick Baker.

When last we caught up with Baker, the make-up extraordinaire, he was helping to turn Robert Downey Jr. into Kirk Lazarus, extreme method actor. Most of what people should remember of that movie was Downey Jr.’s stark visage and it absolutely is relevant here as the comments about what people see on the faces of those turned by the beast is nothing short of impressive. The make-up applied to Benicio Del Toro feels like a homecoming for the man who advanced the medium in An American Werewolf in London and it, again, should be something people take notice of and be impressed by. The level of care that’s taken with the transformations from man to wolf are striking when you consider how fast this could have happened with the aid of computers in a field now ruled by microchips. Baker is an unsung element that makes this movie feel like an old-fashioned throwback to the movies that depended on creative directing to induce a level of tension in the audience and it works. While it did not get to the heights of Drag Me To Hell, another movie that depended on practicality, not 1s and 0s, the movie stands on its feet with effects that don’t feel manufactured in a non-natural way. The hair is there, the make-up is there, there is a very real wolf man running around. Sure, there are some elements that have been digitally assisted but the movie’s editing pushes everything along at such a quick clip that you don’t have time to linger on any one moment. It’s that latter fact, however, that also lays bare this movie’s shortfall.

The Wolfman doesn’t spend the time to reflect on anything and it’s that superficiality that prevents the story from being anything more than a man who’s bitten by a feral creature. We never get a chance to get to know Lawrence beyond some backstory of what brought him to his current state of mind. A handful of flashbacks do not a character make and the remains of this quickness is a brevity in spirit that prevents any lasting connection to the movie’s titular characters.

The Wolfman is a movie that delivers on being a first rate classical horror film that pulls in some modern need for blood and guts (literally) while also gussying everything up with prim and proper affectations. The net result of which is a movie going experience that thrills, delights, but leaves you less than sated.

Weekend Shopping Guide 2/12/10: Retreat! Retreat!

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

It’s not quite as consistent as Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but I certainly enjoyed Couples Retreat (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP) for what it is – a goofy, often slapstick relationship comedy that plays like a post marriage take on the Swingers generation (which, considering it stars Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau, is not a difficult leap). Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and alternate ending, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition ($36.98 SRP) is also available, which adds a pair of exclusive deleted scenes.

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Want to protect your oh-so-precious eyes from evil green lasers, all the while looking ridiculously stylish? Well, look no further than the Green 532nm LaserShades ($39.99). Now, you can keep your eyesight safe, and pretend you’re in the future.

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Fans of the great Orson Welles will delight in this newly-restored edition of Omnibus, a television showcase featuring the arts, which in 1953 televised a production of King Lear (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), starring Welles in the title role. The DVD also features archive featurettes and a 16-page booklet.

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Many have called the Coen Brothers’ A Serious Man (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$36.98 SRP) their most autobiographical picture to date, but since I don’t know how accurate that assessment is, I will say it’s one of their strongest films of the past decade, and paints a darkly comic portrait of its Job-like patriarch – a physics professor whose life is unraveling, sending him on an offbeat search for meaning. Bonus materials include a trio of featurettes.

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History nerds (like me) will probably want to dive right in to The Ultimate Dambusters Collection (BFS, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), which brings together a trio of documentaries on the legendary WWII raids. Heck, the first is even narrated by Stephen Fry.

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After a massive wait, fans can finally wrap up the second season of The Sarah Silverman Program (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) with the second volume, featuring the remaining 10 episodes plus audio commentaries, animated shorts, and a behind-the-scenes featurette. Now, if only they’d make a 3rd season.

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Take a life-spanning love-affair and complicate it with a time-hopping lover who doesn’t know when he’ll disappear and when in his own timeline he’ll reappear, and you’ve got the unique relationship featured in The Time Traveler’s Wife (New Line, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP), as the titular wife encounters the man she’ll fall in love with and marry at various times throughout her life. Of course, she never knows which version of her husband – and where in their relationship – she’ll be encountering him. Got all that? Bonus features include a behind-the-scenes featurette. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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Now that the full series has made its way to DVD, the single-disc themed releases are the focus, with Fraggle Rock: Wembley’s Egg Surprise (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) being the latest. The disc contains a trio of episodes (“Wembley’s Egg”, “The Great Radish Famine”, & “The Finger Of Light”) plus an episode from the animated series, a pair of sing-alongs, and a look at Jim Henson’s Animal Show With Stinky And Jake.

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Fox has bungled up the X-Men nicely, and Heroes has lost its way, but both can take a page from the series Misfits (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£19.99 SRP), which finds a group of delinquents gifted with powers during a freak electrical storm. Think of it as Heroes meets Skins. Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes and character films.

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Featuring dozens of actors and musicians, The People Speak (New Video, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) brings to life the late Howard Zinn’s People’s History Of The United States and Voices Of A People’s History Of The United States. It’s quite a moving – and inspiring – portrait of the nation’s history.

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He’s become a slab of a man, but you still get exactly what you expect from a Steven Seagal action flick in A Dangerous Man (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), in which Seagal is dangerous man Shane Daniels, an ex-Special Forces operative framed for murder newly-released from prison. He then does plenty of Seagal ass-kicking.

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How about some catalogue titles coming to high-def this week? Fox and MGM back up the truck with a trio of modern classics – Walk The Line (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), To Live And Die In LA (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), and The Last King Of Scotland (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP). Walk The Line sports an audio commentary, deleted scenes, extended musical performances, featurettes, and the theatrical trailer. To Live And Die In LA contains an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a documentary. Last King Of Scotland gets deleted scenes, a featurette, a documentary on Idi Amin, and a casting session.

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And since you’re always looking to upgrade those catalogue titles with spiffy new high-definition versions all shiny and bright, hitting Blu-Ray this week are the Richard Dawson classic The Running Man (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), Morgan Freeman & Christian Slater in the wet Hard Rain (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), Billy Zane in the not-as-bad-as-you-think The Phantom (Lionsgate, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) and Wesley Snipes in Drop Zone (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP). All but The Running Man are limited to the theatrical trailer as their sole bonus feature, but Man gets a pair of audio commentaries and a pair of featurettes.

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One day, I’m sure a fascinating film about the life of landmark aviator Amelia Earhart will be made, Sadly, Amelia (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) – starring Hilary Swank as the legendary pilot – is not that film. It’s just dull, really – which is the last thing this tale should have been. Sigh. Bonus features include deleted scenes, a featurette, and vintage newsreels.

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If you never got a chance to pick up the box sets a few years ago, your only chance to get their classic cartoons are though the single disc Tom & Jerry’s Greatest Chases (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), the 4th volume of which is now available, containing 14 shorts.

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It’s one of the few recent successes in hour-long drama, and Army Wives (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP) is still going strong in its 3rd season. The 5-disc set contains all 18 episodes, plus webisodes, featurettes, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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Just when the Sci-Fi Channel (I refuse to call it that other… thing) was getting too far up their own… yeah… they go and launch a new Stargate that manages to evoke the engaging fun of the original with Stargate Universe (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$69.99 SRP). Think of its ragtag group stranded on the far side of the universe as the SG version of Voyager and Lost In Space. The 2-disc set contains an extended version of the pilot, featurettes, and video diaries.

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I’ve been a fan of his going back to Action, but I’ve yet to find the same kind of pleasure in Jay Mohr’s formulaic sitcom Gary Unmarried (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP), in which he stars as newly-single dad Gary Brooks. Think of it as a male version of The New Adventures Of Old Christine. The 3-disc set contains all 20 episodes, plus a trio of featurettes and a blooper reel.

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Of course, you can never have too many adaptations of Jane Austen’s Emma (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), so the BBC have made another one, this time featuring Romola Garai in the title role. The 2-disc set contains a trio of featurettes and an interview with Michael Gambon.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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February 11, 2010

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #134: The Short One That Isn’t So Much

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #134: The Short One That Isn’t So Much – Ken & Dana return with what was intended to be a truncated cast, but meanders and gets lost along the way. Cookies are discussed. And barbecue.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Comics in Context #232: David Levine On Stage

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#232 (Vol. 2 #4): DAVID LEVINE ON STAGE

cic-levine-01The great caricaturist David Levine, who passed away at the close of 2009, was the subject of a sad profile article, “Levine in Winter“, written by David Margolick in Vanity Fair in November of the previous year. It was yet another variation on what has become an all too familiar theme: the troubles of the comics or cartoon art professional when, for whatever reason, his career goes into decline. Levine’s brilliant caricatures of politicians, authors, and other notables had regularly appeared in The New York Review of Books for over forty years. His work appeared in other publications as well, but the Review published half his work over the years. But, in his eighties, Levine suffered from macular degeneration, which greatly dimmed his vision, hence handicapping his ability to draw. This led to an awkward situation: though Levine believed he could adapt and continue working, the Review no longer gave him assignments.

But was Levine’s later work really that bad or beyond improving? In 2008 Fantagraphics Books published American Presidents, a book of Levine’s caricatures. which closed with a recent portrait of Barack Obama that, while not in Levine’s classic style, was nonetheless good.

But Levine was cast adrift, and believed he had been fired. In his article Margolick asserted that “Without his work, he [Levine] has lost the structure of his life – sometimes, it’s hard for him to remember the day of the week – and his chief means of self-expression.”

He remained under contract to the Review, which accordingly continued to pay him a four figure salary per month, for reprinting his older work, enough to make some people happy, but a comedown from the over $12,000 per month he used to get. He did not get health insurance or a pension from the Review, though it seems that longtime writers for the review didn’t, either. Moreover, although original art for Levine’s caricatures is owned by museums, Levine was having trouble selling his original artwork for his caricatures, even though many have been acquired by art museums in the past. According to the article, “”˜Nobody’s been asking,’ says Levine. “Maybe I have to die first.'”

The Presidents book had reawakened my interest in Levine’s work, and following his death, I explored parts of the virtual gallery of his caricatures on The New York Review of Books web site. I spent most of my time looking through sections devoted to figures from the performing arts, which proved particularly enlightening to me. These drawings demonstrated just how insightful Levine was in using the art of caricature to portray the complexities of a man or woman’s personality within a single image.

cic-levine-02I began with a section on literary characters, in which I found only Levine’s picture of Shakespeare’s King Lear, from June 25, 1964, and demonstrated Levine’s ability to provide insights through depicting contrast and paradox. The conventional strategy for depicting Lear would be to show him as a grand, tragic monarch. Instead, Levine shows him as the head of an old man, warily peering out from a trash can. It’s an image that might perhaps remind readers of comedy characters who similarly live in trash cans: Hanna-Barbera’s Top Cat, who will be the subject of a future column, and Sesame Street’s Oscar the Grouch, who debuted years after this caricature was first published. But Levine more likely has in mind the character of Hamm, who lives in a trash can in Samuel Beckett’s play Endgame. I would not be surprised if Levine’s caricature was a reference to director Peter Brook’s production of King Lear, starring Paul Scofield in the title role, which was greatly influenced by Beckett’s works. (Brook and Scofield later made a film version of King Lear in 1971, which TCM will telecast in March.) Levine has made Lear look something like a clown, hiding in a trash can, presumably because, like Brook, he sees Beckett and the theater of the absurd as a modern means of interpreting the grim absurdity of Lear’s fate, the king who is reduced to a madman wandering the heath. That trash can not only emphasizes how far Lear has fallen, from monarch to tramp, but also suggests that fate, and his ungrateful daughters, are treating Lear as if he were trash. Levine could have portrayed Lear in his famous scenes in which he rages at his daughters or even at the elements during the storm on the heath. But instead he shows Lear’s vulnerability: the old man fearfully hiding from his abusers.

cic-levine-03The picture of Lear also shows two of his young tormentors on either side of the trash can, berating him. These figures and their costumes remind me of characters that Sir John Tenniel might have drawn into his illustrations for the original editions of Lewis Carroll’s Alice books. As one of the great political caricaturists of the 19th century, Tenniel was an artistic forebear of Levine, and this portrait of Lear and two of his tormentors thus becomes Levine’s homage to Tenniel, making the stylistic influence of Tenniel on Levine clear. Most noticeably, Levine, like Tenniel, gives his subjects enormous, caricatured heads and tiny bodies.

cic-levine-04I then turned to a section called “Actors, Film and Theatre Personalities“. The first picture that caught my eye here was of another tramp: Charlie Chaplin in his most famous screen persona, from October 22, 1964. Here Levine goes in the opposite direction than he did with Lear. The conventional choice would have been to present Chaplin’s tramp as a joyous figure of comedy, waddling with his cane or performing some slapstick gag. Or perhaps Levine could have shown the Tramp as rebel, fighting back against some bully or authority figure, or the familiar image of the Tramp as a figure of pathos, walking off alone towards the horizon. But instead Levine makes the Tramp look like, well, a real tramp, sitting on the ground, looking up with wariness and perhaps frustration at a policeman, a literally faceless figure of authority (his head is out of the frame) towering over him, while nudging him with a nightstick. Here Levine is pointing to the underlying source of the Tramp’s comedy and appeal: the genuine poverty and suffering which Chaplin’s Tramp fights and sometimes defeats through his humor and courage.

cic-levine-05Charles Laughton, in a portrait published February 15, 1990, seems to be depicted in his costume and persona as the wily but benevolent Senator Gracchus of ancient Rome in Stanley Kubrick’s Spartacus (1960), with a toga, laurel wreath, and big, beaming smile. Of the many performances I’ve seen Laughton give in films, this is my favorite–perhaps it was Levine’s as well–with his U. S. Senator in Otto Preminger’s Advise and Consent (1962), a very similar part, as runner-up. Perhaps Levine chose to portray Laughton thus also as a tribute to his professional stature, as if he were a member of a pantheon of great actors in a classic tradition. Levine shows Laughton leaning on one arm, at ease, a pose that suits both Gracchus and one’s image of Laughton: so masterful at what he does that he made it look easy, and he can relax and enjoy himself.

cic-levine-06In his portrait of Humphrey Bogart (May 18, 1972), Levine makes the gun he holds look tiny, but his bow tie look enormous. Bogart often wears bow ties in his later films, which, by today’s fashions, look rather peculiar. One might expect to see a tweedy academic wear a bow tie (yes, I used to, decades ago), but not the movies’ preeminent tough guy. But Levine chooses to emphasize another aspect of Bogart than the tough guy image. He draws Bogart with a particularly immense head, emphasizing his sad eyes, with slated eyebrows reinforcing this sense of sorrow. Levine emphasizes the crinkles beneath Bogart’s eyes, showing his age and perhaps weariness. Bogart’s lips, rather than tightly curling in a characteristic scowl, look loose and uneven, again like those of an aging man. Rather than show us Bogart’s familiar aggressiveness, Levine instead chooses to show us the vulnerability in Bogart’s screen character, the melancholy that is just as much a part of his familiar persona. Levine also thus reminds us that Bogart was not a young man when he became a true star, that, from High Sierra (1941) on, he played heroes in mid-life who were grappling with the choices they had made in life and aware of their mortality.

cic-levine-07Levine’s picture of film director Ingmar Bergman from March 8, 1973, turns him into a deeply unhappy man the size of a child, cradled in the lap of a monumental woman. This is a satiric variation on a memorable image from Bergman’s then-new film Cries and Whispers (1973), in which the dying woman played by Harriet Andersson lies in the lap of the large woman who is her devoted nurse. That, in turn, seems to be an obvious allusion to Michelangelo’s Pieta, the statue of the dead Christ lying in the lap of his mother. Levine seems to be cleverly and cuttingly commenting on the way that Bergman poured out his emotional turmoil in his films and often, as in Cries and Whispers, made women his leading characters. Here Levine seems to be caricaturing Bergman as someone who hasn’t truly grown up, who is an emotional wreck who seeks solace from women he views as idealized mother figures.

cic-levine-08Levine’s portrait of Jerry Seinfeld, from August 14, 1997, at first looks wholly positive. Seinfeld looks directly at us, confidence in his eyes and grin, and he seems to be standing in a relaxed position, one leg crossed over the other. But his arms are folded in front of his chest, a classic defensive gesture. Does this mean that the crossing of his legs is likewise defensive? Is Levine signaling that Seinfeld’s public image as extroverted comedian is a public facade, and that he is hiding the true self from us?

cic-levine-09Levine presents Richard Burton in an April 27, 1989 drawing playing one of his most famous stage roles, as Hamlet. But Burton is posed standing precariously with one foot atop a skull–presumably that of the jester Yorick–while holding a bottle, signifying Burton’s notorious alcoholism. So Levine presents Burton as trying to strike a similarly precarious balance between his artistic achievements and his flaws. Did Burton succeed? Or did he reduce his career as an arguably great classical actor to something akin to a jester doing a balancing act? He gives Burton a wistful, yearning look, like that of a young man searching for his artistic goal, or like Hamlet himself, but gives Burton oddly empty-looking eyes, with mere dots for pupils, as if Burton’s artistic vision is clouded by an alcoholic haze. Yorick’s skull is one of the most memorable images of mortality in literature. By having Burton stand atop Yorick’s skull, Levine likens him to Yorick as well as Hamlet, while reminding the viewer of Burton’s own early demise.

cic-levine-10Levine’s portrait of Fred Astaire from Nov. 29, 1993, is a prime example of his technique of drawing contradictions. Astaire looks old, but he has a big, happy smile, and extends one arm gracefully outward; the top half of his body is still. Beneath the waist Levine shows multiple images of legs, as if Astaire is moving in a frenzy. And there is the paradox: serenity coexisting with speed. Astaire is dancing with a female partner, whose face is concealed, but has lots of what seems blonde hair, and who wears a long gown. She has many, many feet, so she too is moving at great speed, though, significantly, she does not raise them as high as Astaire. Her hair and costume and speed suggest Ginger Rogers, but by hiding her face Levine makes her into every dance partner Astaire ever had, while making clear that Astaire is the dominant figure in the partnership and the portrait.

cic-levine-11Levine’s method of portraying contradiction and contrast is very apparent in his October 21, 1982 caricature of Louise Brooks, a star of silent films an early talkies, most famously in G. W. Pabst’s Pandora’s Box (1929), whose acting career plunged into oblivion, but who resurfaced late in life as a talented memoirist. Levine pictures her as virtually naked, but crossing her arms over her bust, an exhibitionist but vulnerable, part of her still modest. Levine gives her her trademark hairdo but huge, sad eyes, as if she is distressed at her typecasting as sex symbol.

cic-levine-12Levine clearly likes Preston Sturges, the writer and director of such great and classic comedies as The Lady Eve (1941), Sullivan’s Travels (1941), The Palm Beach Story (1942), and The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek (1944). Levine gives Sturges an impish look through his eyes and smile, indicating the wit and high comedic spirits of his films, puts him in a suit with wide lapels, and puts what may be a traveler’s scarf or a well-dressed man’s ascot around his neck, and has him carrying a bag at the end of a stick, a classic prop for a hobo. This probably refers to the film often considered Sturges’ best, the seriocomic Sullivan’s Travels, whose film director protagonist spends time living as a homeless tramp to study the dark side of life and ends up discovering the importance of comedy to lift people’s spirits in hard times. so Levine thus casts Sturges as Sullivan. Perhaps Levine was also hinting at the collapse of Sturges’ short, brilliant filmmaking career, and suggesting that the wit of his comedies nonetheless lives on. This image certainly casts Sturges as the artist/comedian as outsider, able to take a comic perspective from being an outsider. Levine’s Sturges as tramp is thus more typically Chaplinesque than Levine’s own aforementioned portrait of Chaplin.

cic-levine-13But then there are the people whom Levine clearly did not like. Levine’s his March 6, 1997 portrait of John Wayne casting him in his iconic cinematic image as western gunfighter, but disturbingly alters that image. Under grim eyes; Wayne smiles, but that smile hardly seems benevolent. Instead Wayne’s expression looks disconcerting and ominous, and his face seems distorted in some way that is hard to define. Was Levine portraying the John Wayne of The Searchers (1956), in which he played a dangerous, obsessed figure? Or was this the leftist Levine’s comment on Wayne’s real life right wing politics?

cic-levine-14The most devastating of these portraits is that of Leni Riefenstahl, director of the infamous Nazi propaganda film Triumph of the Will (1934), who lived to be 101 years old, spending the last half of her life downplaying her allegiance to the Third Reich. In his Feb. 6, 1975 picture of her, drawn while she was still very much alive, Levine portrays her with a fanatical look, a disconcertingly fixed smile, and snakelike locks of hair, as if she were a modern Medusa, holding a camera, garbed in a Nazi uniform, sitting atop a pile of skulls.

cic-levine-15This is reminiscent of Levine’s most biting caricatures of presidents, which you can find in another section of this online gallery, as well as in Fantagraphics’ book. Here too is Levine’s use of contrast: the smiling face of Harry Truman emerging in dark irony from the mushroom cloud of Hiroshima (July 9, 1964). Levine has his heroes: Thomas Jefferson is shown in heroic profile (Aug. 13, 1981), and though Levine portrays George Washington (Aug. 12, 1982) and Abraham Lincoln (Oct. 25, 1979) in their ugliness, they nonetheless have a certain directness and nobility about them. Franklin Roosevelt was Levine’s hero, and he generally conveys Roosevelt’s jauntiness and joy in his various portraits of him (as in an October 25, 1979 picture). He can be devastating in portraying those he dislikes: Richard Nixon becomes an enormous rat (Nov. 29, 1973).

cic-levine-16And then there is perhaps Levine’s most famous caricature, from May 12, 1966, inspired by the incident when Lyndon Johnson revealed his operation scar to reporters: Levine turned the scar into the shape of Vietnam. This is an indictment of Johnson’s role in the war, which had metaphorically become part of him, but it also shows a certain sympathy for him: the Vietnam war had become his self-inflicted wound. Caricature is usually thought to work by reducing a figure to a comedic figure, but Levine’s work at its best portrayed his subjects in their complexity, mixing comedy with pathos and even tragedy.

Copyright 2010 Peter Sanderson

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Party Favors: A Swiftian Gouge

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NASHVILLE – How much is your child’s love worth?

Kiddie country sensation Taylor Swift is coming to town. Just for kicks I checked Stubhub to see how much people were willing to resell tickets to the sold out show. I nearly threw up my Twinkie when I saw quite a few seats priced at $l,200. That’s not a typo. They are expecting some parent to pay $1,2000 for their kid to see a twig with a blonde wig. Since the kid isn’t of driving age, that means the parent is willing to pay $2,400 to make their kid happy. While the seats were on the floor, they were nearly 50 rows back from the stage.

For that price, I expect to be close enough to the stage to know if Taylor Swift wears panties or a g-string. I want to be close enough to use qualify as her OB-GYN. I want Taylor Lautner to swear he smells me on her. For $2,400, I expect to see my name tattooed above her butt crack as thanks.

This outrageous price is being met for a kiddie act. Did scalpers at New Kids on the Block or the Monkees concerts ever get $1,200? Did the Monkees even get paid that much money per show? I don’t think there’s any adult act I’d pay that much money to merely see. Once in Atlantic City we were told that New Year’s Eve tickets to Cher were $500. My response is for that price, they had better serve me Cher’s removed ribs. For that much cash, I expect Taylor Swift to cook us breakfast after she Simonizes my car.

What exactly do you get for $2,400? Your little girl’s love until the next Disney sensation comes to town? You could buy an Oompa-Loompa for less. Have we become a nation of Veruca Salts and their daddies? There must be a cash limit on being the cool parent. Getting into a sold out concert shouldn’t cost more than two months of your mortgage. If your kid wanted to go, they should have been faster when ordering on Ticketmaster.

When the time comes that my child has to see the new Taylor Swift with no price being too much; I will softly inform my child that such a price is completely out of the question. I will also inform them of the evil things Roadies do to young girls that want a backstage pass. If she still expects me to pay an extreme price for a ticket, she’ll have to sell her own kidney to a Yakuza crime boss.

YO JERSEY

Now that Jersey Shore first season is over, can we get a law forcing anyone that appears on an MTV show to be sterilized? Do we really need these kids procreating? The amount of mega-tub GNC muscle builders devoured by the orange stars might have shriveled their balls to the size of raisins. But there’s a rare chance that one of the girls could have gotten knocked up in the festering petrie dish known as the hot tub. Do we really need Snooki on next year’s 16 and Pregnant? There’s already reports a castmember hanging out with a Teen Mom star. She’s looking to get renewed the easy way?

I’ll admit to being hooked on the adventures of Guido-mania. I haven’t spent this much time watching Italians since Super Mario Beatdown. But these people were the laziest ever. The whined about working at a t-shirt shop for 4 hours. And they didn’t even have to do that many things since there was a camera crew helping them look like they were working between craft service breaks. Have seven people ever became more famous for doing so little? There haven’t been this many lame freeloaders of fame since the bench of the Chicago Bulls in the ’90s.

ALBUM OF THE YEAR

The Flaming Lips’ reworking of Dark Side of the Moon is stunning. They don’t merely do a note for note remake like a cover band. They rework the semi-psychedelic masterpiece with the help of Peaches and Henry Rollins. The digital only album is as contagious as the Pink Floyd original. The only bad part is that they didn’t throw in a cover of “Echoes.” Maybe next year Justin Timberlake can rework The Wall

DON’T MESS WITH THE FAVORS

Remember a few years back when we ran into Leif Garrett at the Hooters? He promised to give us a real interview. And then he didn’t. He won’t be talking to us anytime soon since he got busted at a subway stop in Los Angeles for possession of heroin.

On the other hand, recent interview subjects in the Party Favors have done well. Rick Harrison of History Channel’s Pawn Stars is the king of cable. The show is drawing more eyeballs than Heroes. Louie Psihoyos is getting his tuxedo ready for the Oscars with The Cove up for Best Documentary. While Paul Schneider didn’t get Academy love for his role in Bright Star, his Parks and Recreation series has been renewed for next season. Chef Duff of Ace of Cakes mentioned to us that the Food Network wouldn’t let him on Iron Chef. After the interview ran, he had a great battle against pork king Michael Symon.

When the Party Favors requests an interview with you, ask yourself this question: Do you want to be busted for black tar heroin while waiting for the subway?

THAT’S OUR BILL

After once pleading for Bill Murray to quit playing sad sacks as part of his comeback, he’s given us a chance to laugh in Zombieland. While it’s best not to give away anything he does in the film, he should have been nominated for every major award. The film is now out on DVD so you can truly enjoy the joy of Bill Murray instead of the glum gus that pops up in Wes Anderson and Jim Jarmusch movies.

CREEPY DAD

WIN MARY TYLER MOORE!

It’s another giveaway contest! We have three copies of The Mary Tyler Moore Show: The Complete Sixth Season to give away to lucky Party Favors readers thanks to the fine folks at 20th Century Fox Home Video. This was the penultimate season for Mary and the staff of WJM-TV. Mary moves to a brand new apartment. She spices up her life in various ways. Ultimately this season is known for one hall of fame episodes: “Chuckles Bites the Dust.” What happens when the station’s clown gets killed during a circus parade? It’s not the usual tearjerker. How can you shed tears at the funeral of a clown? If you want to get to watch this very special episode, all you have to do is answer this question: Who played Chuckles on this episode? Send your answer and mailing address to mokaha@aol.com along with your mailing address. Remember that this contest isn’t open to my family, Chuckles the clown’s family or Manson family members.

DVD SHELF

Vega$: The First Season, Volume 2 brings another dozen cases of Dan Tanna action. This show brings together the finest elements of Rockford Files and The Love Boat. This finest creation even written by Michael Mann. Most of the episodes are star packed. Randolph Mantooth is a hotheaded tennis champ in “Serve, Volley and Kill.” “Ghost of the Ripper” has a Banacek vibe. Muhammad Ali makes an inspirational cameo in “The Eleventh Event.” “Demand and Supply” is an extra creepy tale of high school hookers since their pimp is Mr. Peterson from The Bob Newhart Show. “Doubtful Target” is pretty much the last time Leslie Nielsen was a wicked heavy instead of a fart joking goof. He shoots Binzer’s blind girlfriend. How mean can a man get? The cool part is that the show was actually shot in middle school Vegas. Keep an eye out for marquees advertising Nipsey Russell.

Barnaby Jones: Season One brings together the elderly Buddy Ebsen and the cinematic Catwoman, Lee Meriweather. “Requiem for a Son” launched the show as a semi-spin off of Cannon (William Conrad). Barnaby Jones was a retired private investigator who got back into the game when his son was murdered. His daughter-in-law (Meriweather) joins him the in the pursuit. “To Catch a Dead Man” has William Shatner (Star Trek) in surprise role. “Sing a Song of Murder” hums along with Jackie Coogan (Uncle Fester). Because there was a law on the books in the ’70s, “Murder Go-Round” features Geoffrey Lewis (the man who isn’t Robert Pine) and the ultimate heavy known as Claude Akins (Sheriff Lobo). Barnaby Jones reminds us that a really old guy can still kick a young hood’s ass.

Cannon Season Two, Volume Two continues the adventures of my favorite overweight, balding detective. Frank Cannon (William Conrad) is back to remind us that you don’t deny the power of the gut. The 12 cases are one buttkicking after another. “Nobody Beats the House” has Tom Skerritt (Alien) losing fat dollars at an illegal casino run by Paul Michael Glaser (Starsky and Hutch). Geoffrey Lewis gets to be a heavy. “Death of a Stone Seahorse” has the other half of Starsky and Hutch in David Soul. But he’s not cop. He’s a killer. He’s mean enough to set up his mentally impaired sister as the patsy. “The Prisoners” has the dean of actors: Harold Gould. His son fakes his own kidnapping to score fast bucks from the old man. Cannon never gets too confused on a case. He’s out to bust heads to get his clients proven innocent. He moves quick for a fat detective.

JAG: The Final Season is also the 10th year of the show that combined combat action with military justice. This should have been a great capper for a show that was canceled by NBC after 2 years, but revived by CBS for an amazing ratings comeback. However the producers had this idea that JAG wasn’t just David James Elliot. They refused to renew his contract any further and kept introducing cast members for JAG: The Next Generation. CBS didn’t want to make the same mistake that cursed the last two seasons of Scrubs. They canceled the show in time to let the producers focus on a proper ending for Elliot and Catherine Bell. Are they going to truly become a couple? If you’ve liked the first nine seasons, you’ll endure the bumpy moments for the big finale.

Lincoln Heights: The Complete First Season is about a cop that moves his family back to his old neighborhood. He wants to make a difference, but this action makes him fear for his family. He doesn’t have too much problem patrolling the streets, but his kids have issues fitting into the neighborhood. There’s a lot of gang action. They don’t care that their dad is a cop. It’s a little harder than the average ABC Family show. The 13 episodes originally aired on ABC Family. There’s a major cliffhanger, but since they’ve made three more seasons so far, a new viewer won’t be that panicked.

Dynasty: The Fourth Season, Volume Two is more of the Carringtons dominating the Denver social scene. This is a sad time for me since these are the final episodes of Pamela Sue Martin. No more Nancy Drew hanging out with Joan Collins and Linda Evans. There’s a lot of betrayal and backstabbing. Fallon (Martin) enters a doomed marriage with Peter even though Blake warns her. Things don’t end nicely for her in the final episode. Krystle gets knocked up. Alexis (Collins) gets busted on a murder charge. Joan Collins knows how to look guilty. Diahann Carroll becomes part of the family as Blake’s illegitimate half-sister. Even in the thin air of Denver, there’s jungle fever. There’s 13 episodes on 3 discs. The series lasted another five seasons.

Air Bud Golden Receiver: Special Edition takes us back to the time when a simple dog had a dream of schooling humans at their own sports. The former basketball playing dog is now running down a grassy field and making impossible receptions using his mouth. This is exactly how Ochocinco works. This was the second of the golden retriever movies, but it’s been updated to include his children: The Buddies. Luckily they didn’t try to CGI the little doggies into the action. Instead there’s an option to let the new dogs give their commentary on a recap movie. The six minute featurette is called “The Buddie’s Sports Channel.” It’ll keep your small kid wondering why aren’t the little doggies in this movie. The special edition packaging includes a whistle suitable for playing at home referee.

Minnie’s Bow-Tique are four episodes of the CGI animated Mickey Mouse Club House series. This more for kids with the happy tales of the cheerful Disney universe. The episodes are all based around Minnie Mouse’s adventures. “Minnie’s Bow-tique” has her opening a store that only sells bows. Talk about a specific clientele. Although she does have bowties with spy gadgets. Peg-leg Pete arrives needing a bow. He has two feet now. Weird. There’s plenty of songs for little kids to hit rewind and sing along. This for really small kids and not traditionalists. The big bonus is a magnetic frame with bonus bows so you can put the kid’s face on the fridge.

Gary Unmarried: The Complete First Season stars my favorite Jim Rome caller Jay Mohr. He’s divorced dad with two teens. He wants to find a new woman cause he just can’t give away houses fast enough. His day job is house painter. Oddly enough Jay doesn’t look that out of place covered in Sherwin Williams satin finish. The kids include a son that sounds like his father and a daughter who would be ridiculed by a certain psychotic TV host. Most of the comedy comes in his attempts to move on from his ex-wife. Except she’s still a part of his life with the kids. It’s one of Jay’s best roles since being the utter jerk in Jerry Maguire. The 20 episodes are spread over 3 DVDs. The bonus features include bloopers, Ed Begley Jr’s green tips and a day with Jay on the set.

Army Wives: The Complete Third Season gives us a peek into military families around Charleston, South Carolina. The show is a continuation of the armed forces career of Catherine Bell (JAG). Kim Delaney, Sally Pressman and Brigid Brannagh are the other three wives that remind us of the family sacrifices in this time of war. There’s a lot of strife this third season as couples try their hardest to maintain their marriages. What does a soldier do when his child holds his work in contempt? There’s also more baby talk. The Lifetime series treats these relationships with respect. The 18 episodes are spread over 5 DVDs. The bonus features includes webisodes and a tour of Charleston.

Whatever She Wants gives us Vivica A. Fox in her post-Curb Your Enthusiasm prime. She’s sick of dating dogs (like that Larry David). She gets wise and starts a private club where the guys have to prove they aren’t major cads. She wants only the finest of the fines. When she finally find that special guy, he might not be what she’s been considering in her club. Boris Kodjoe knows how to let the gleaming dome attract the ladies. Richard Roundtree (Shaft) reminds us that he was once a cinematic hunk that no woman could refuse. How can Vivica A. Fox not find herself a fine man? The bonus features includes interview with Vivica. She doesn’t give us a way to apply to be her special man.

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