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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 6/18/10: Buzz Lightyear On Tiki Island

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    It’s the last of their live recordings from November’s run of shows in Los Angeles, but they’ve certainly saved the best till the end – Cinematic Titanic’s Danger On Tiki Island (Cinema Titan, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99) is the Titans operating at the top of their game, tearing into a terrible little gem about pathetic people sort of fighting in the direction of mutant monsters on a South Pacific island populated by stalkers, virgins, and midgets. Also delightful? A brief bonus documentary with the CT crew. I hope future discs can do more of this.

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    Want to be able to put your cellphone or Flip camera just about anywhere? Well, you pretty much can using the incredible gripping ability of the GorillaMobile stand ($29.99), which features a trio of sectional legs that wrap around practically anything.

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    The latest in the line of must-have production art books from the fine folks at Pixar and Chronicle is, of course, The Art Of Toy Story 3 (Chronicle Books, $40.00 SRP). Packed to the brim with art and behind-the-scenes information from every stage of production (including spoilers), it needs to be on your shelf. Now.

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    Fans who have been wondering when Universal would finally bring their spiffy remastered edition of Flash Gordon (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) to high definition need wonder no more, as it has arrived, and it looks even spiffier. It also ports over the featurettes and classic Flash serial found on the original release. Also being released on the same day – consider it a bonus – is Sam Raimi’s Darkman (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) which has, unfortunately, no bonus materials to speak of.

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    It’s been a long, long, LONG wait, but fans can now pick up the complete 3rd season of Leave It To Beaver (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$39.97 SRP). The 6-disc set contains all 39 episodes, completely remastered, plus a radio interview with Jerry Mathers & Frank Bank.

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    I’ve been a big fan of the Playing For Change music project since I first heard about it last year, as most people did, via the brilliant viral video of artists worldwide doing a jam session on “Stand By Me”. The latest release from the project is Playing For Change Live (Playing For Change Records, $18.98 SRP), a DVD/CD combo compiling performances from the concerts in LA, Vancouver, Madrid, and Glastonbury.

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    Now that the series has been released in its entirety, it’s only left to mop things up and release MacGyver: The TV Movies (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$19.99 SRP), which collects the two post-series telefilms – Lost Treasure Of Atlantis and Trail Of Doomsday.

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    When all else in the world is uncertain, one can always rely on the complete, unadulterated, glorious crapfest that is Showgirls (MGM, Rated NC-17, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), whose fleshy cruddity is now available in high definition. The 15th anniversary edition features an audio commentary, pole & lapdancing featurettes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and a bonus standard edition DVD.

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    Backfilling your TV series collection in HD is obviously the new thing to drain your wallet dry, and with that in mind I’m sure fans will be picking up Supernatural: The Complete First Season (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP). The 4-disc set contains all 22 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, and a brand-new addition of the Paley Festival panel discussion.

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    I don’t know why last year seemed to bring out the post-apocalyptic flicks, but The Book Of Eli (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) certainly falls into that category, as it stars Denzel Washington as the titular Eli who carries the titular book, which can either save society or destroy it. I won’t say if that book is Hop On Pop. The 2-disc set contains a trio of featurettes, additional scenes, an animated short, and a standard DVD copy of the film.

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    Really, the only reason for watching the otherwise toothless romantic comedy When In Rome (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is the always fun, funny Kristen Bell, who co-stars as a woman who finds an unexpected crush when her sister’s wedding finds her in the titular Italian city. Bonus materials include an alternate opening/ending, a featurette, deleted scenes, bloopers, and music videos.

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    OD on animated sitcoms from Seth MacFarland by picking up not only the 8th volume of Family Guy (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), but also the 5th volume of American Dad (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). Family Guy contains audio commentaries, deleted scenes, a featurette, and karaoke. American Dad sports audio commentaries, deleted scenes, trivia, and a drinking game.

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    Harrison Ford as a reclusive medical researcher? Sure, I’ll buy that. Brendan Fraser as an idealistic dad desperate to find a cure for his children’s rare genetic disorder before it’s too late? Okay. Is Harrison Ford awake in Extraordinary Measures (Sony, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP)? Mostly! It’s a button-pushing emotional rollercoaster, but at least it’s watchable. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette and deleted scenes.

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    It’s been awhile since his last comedy special, but Black is back with a new album – Lewis Black: Black Is Back (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). It’s Black as beautifully bile-filled as you’d expect him to be. It’s also available on CD (Comedy Central Records, $12.98 SRP).

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    It doesn’t have quite the budget of Primordial, but Sanctuary (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP) does cover the same monster squad territory, with a group of specialists out to investigate and protect strange and terrifying creatures from around the globe. The 4-disc set contains all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, video diaries, outtakes, and a gallery.

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    I think it was during Youth In Revolt (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP) that I’d finally had enough of Michael Cera. His one-note performances had been getting increasingly grating since the highs of Arrested Development, but while starring as straightlaced but odd teen Nick Twisp, whose vacation attempt to woo a pretty girl makes him adopt a suave but destructive alter ego (with a mustache), I’d just had enough of him. The flick itself has some energy, but not enough to overcome the black hole that is Cera. I hope Scott Pilgrim slaps some life into him. Bonus materials on this disc include audio commentary, deleted scenes, deleted/extended animated sequences, and audition footage.

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    Leave it to that good ol’ golden retriever to make sure he gets in on the sports action with Air Bud: World Pup (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), in which the pooch give soccer a spin. Bonus materials include commentary from the Buddies, and a production featurette.

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    Really, the only thing that makes the fourth season of The Secret Life Of The American Teenager (ABC Family, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) is the continued presence of Molly Ringwald as the main character’s mother. Yes. She’s playing a mother. A mother! The 3-disc state contains all 12 episodes, plus a pair of featurettes.

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    Adults (and even kids) have been eagerly awaiting the next installment from their trippy friends who dance around to music and stuff, and now they can pick up Yo Gabba Gabba! Clubhouse (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), which contains a quartet of episodes.

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    Always one of those inoffensive, rather forgettable WB shows, I could never bring myself to watch Everwood (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). But for those that did, the complete third season is now available, whose 5-disc boxset contains all 22 episodes plus outtakes.

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    It may be on the pricey side, but there are some collectibles that cross beyond the threshold of cool to the rarified realm of sublime, and I’d have to say that’s the case for the 13″+ Robby The Robot ($429.99). Not only is it a faithful reproduction of the Forbidden Planet icon, but it also lights up when it speaks. That’s right – it speaks multiple lines from the film. If that weren’t enough, an extra level of cool is added when you take the head off and find a 12″ figure operating the “robot” for a meta surprise. If you have the ability to snap this up, do so.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 6/26/09: Cat & Mouse

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Often viewed as lesser entries in the series and the waning work of an animation genius, I’ve got a warm spot in my heart for the cartoons featured in Tom & Jerry: The Chuck Jones Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), mainly due to their regular Saturday morning rotation during my childhood. The 2-disc set features all 34 theatrical shorts, fully remastered, plus a featurette on Jones’s Tom & Jerry work, plus the TCM special Chuck Jones: Memories Of Childhood.

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    Summer is hot. Very hot. And what can be more useful when determining whether to venture outside your air conditioned cocoon and onto the surface of the sun than to know just what temperature you’ll be encountering – which is easily accomplished with the La Crosse Outdoor LCD Window Thermometer ($12.99). It mounts to the outside of your window, and it’s large, clear display gives you not only the current temperature, but also the day’s high and low temps (for that Almanac you’re keeping).

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    If modern American satire and parody has a father, that man’s name is Harvey Kurtzman. From the founding of Mad through 60’s magazines like Humbug & Help, through Playboy‘s Little Annie Fannie and much more, Kurtzman was not only a vibrant artist, but also a sharp writer and editor. The man and his work is celebrated in a large, excellent tome that should be on your shelf, now – The Art Of Harvey Kurtzman: The Mad Genius Of Comics (Abrams Comicarts, $40.00 SRP).

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    Equal parts Neverending Story and Pagemaster, Brendan Fraser stars as Mo Fulchart, who has the rather awkward ability to bring fictional characters into the real world when he reads their story, and awkward adventures ensue. Inkheart (New Line, Rated PG, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is, like Fraser himself, a likeable lunk of a family flick. Bonus features are limited to a featurette. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with additional bonus features, including a behind-the-scenes featurette and deleted scenes.

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    Even though it’s a sentimental favorite from my childhood, I’m a bit disappointed that the second Mel Brooks film to make it to Blu-Ray is Spaceballs (MGM, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP). Still, the hi-def picture looks good, and the bonus features from the standard edition are ported over, plus some new featurettes. Also included is the standard edition DVD.

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    We’ve seen fish-out-of-water adults trying to lead scout troops in the past (I’m looking at you, Troop Beverly Hills, and Mr. Troop Mom (Warner Bros., Rated G, DVD-$27.98 SRP) certainly doesn’t break new ground, but George Lopez is winning as the fish-out-of-water father leading his daughter’s scout troop on a camping trip. Bonus materials include featurettes, additional scenes, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    On the run from the Mexican Army, a vengeful killer (Leonard Nimoy), and his girlfriend, Yul Brynner’s Catlow (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$14.98 SRP) is a gun-for-hire who can’t even count on the loyalty of his best friend (Richard Crenna). The film is a hoot, but sadly the sole bonus feature is the theatrical trailer.

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    This truly is not saying much, but Pink Panther 2 (MGM, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is a better film than the first attempt by Steve Martin to replace the legendary Peter Sellers as bumbling Inspector Jacques Clouseau. It’s still hit or miss, but at least it’s tolerable this go-round. The 3-disc Blu-Ray edition contains featurettes, a gag reel, and 27 classic DePatie-Freleng Pink Panther cartoons.

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    Yes, Jerry Bruckheimer has produced a “chick flick”, an its name is Confessions Of A Shopaholic (Touchstone, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), starring Isla Fisher as a New Yorker eager to writer for a high-fashion magazine who instead lands a column at a financial magazine. The column becomes a hit, she becomes famous, and she falls for her boss. Complications ensue. Bonus features include deleted scenes, featurettes, music videos, and a gag reel.

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    A small town, a missing teen, a cryptic video message, and friends on the lookout make for a surprisingly entertaining thriller in Elsewhere (E1, Rated R, DVD-$24.98 SRP). Bonus features include an audio commentary, a featurette, deleted scenes, and a photo gallery.

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    Morgan Freeman and Antonio Banderas as a pair of thieves out to pull of an impossible heist in New York City? Sure, I’ll give The Code (First Look, Rated R, DVD-$28.98 SRP) a try. Add the KGB, the FBI, and the NYPD in to the mix? Certainly a popcorn flick. A Blu-Ray edition ($29.98 SRP) is also available with a behind-the-scenes featurette and cast/crew interviews.

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    Combine exec producers Tony & Ridley Scott and hosting duties from Terence Stamp with a horror anthology series, and The Hunger (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is at least worth a look. The 4-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus a look at the second season, hosted by David Bowie.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/31/08: Send In The Clones

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    When I wasn’t watching Three Stooges shorts during the pre-dawn Saturday and Sunday mornings of my childhood, I’d watch the adventures of Spanky, Alfalfa, Buckwheat, Darla, and all the rest of The Little Rascals. Kids today don’t have the joy of seeing those classic Hal Roach shorts in their heavily edited forms in syndication packets farmed out to networks near and far, but I’m positively giddy that the DVD genie has granted us The Little Rascals: The Complete Collection (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$89.95 SRP). The 8-disc set features all 80 original theatrical shorts, completely unedited and fully restored. Bonus features include audio commentaries, introductions, a trio of silent shorts, a documentary on the Hal Roach Studio and Our Gang, a look at racial issues in the series, and a featurette catching up with the actors.

    A long time ago, not too terribly far away, there was a company that produced some of the most wonderful and faithful Star Wars prop replicas to be had. Sadly, due to corporate issues both various and sundry, the timeliness of the releases began to wane, and then the company decided to drop the license entirely. What became of it? Well, the core group who handled the license at that other company decided to strike out on their own, and they formed eFX Collectibles. Out of the gate, they’ve created a prop replica of the Star Wars Clone Trooper helmet circa Attack Of The Clones ($429) – which is unique in that all of the Clone Troopers in the film were digital, so this is the first “real” CT helmet. My feelings for the movie aside, right out of the gate eFX has done a stunning job on the helmet itself, which is fully padded (and fully wearable) and even features a red LED light on the back, as it did in the film. The edition size is limited to 1,000, so you’d better act fast. The company has some big plans for the future (check out their Ralph McQuarrie-inspired Vader helmet), and should be on your “will drop plenty of dough on…” list.

    If I were pressed to choose my favorite sitcom of all time, the answer I’d have to give is Newsradio. I still think it remains one of the finest written and acted ensemble comedies to ever hit the tube, and I can only hope that the DVD releases cement its classic status. Out of the show’s 5 seasons (the last of which was after the untimely death of Phil Hartman), I can’t name a single bad episode – in fact, event he weakest outings still topped the majority of its competitors. What can I say? I love the show. You can now get all 97 episodes in a single set (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$59.95 SRP) – with everything from Bill McNeal’s massage chair, the fever dream episode (in which a faulty AC inspires hallucinations), Jimmy James’s run for president, Bill’s cane, Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor, the Halloween party, the office smoking ban… I mean, the genius never stops! The 12-disc set features commentaries (with cast and crew), behind-the-scenes footage with optional commentary, gag reels, and more.

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    It doesn’t interest me much – or at all, really – but my father got a big kick (as a fan) out of Dale Earnhardt: 10 Greatest Wins (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP), which brings together a clutch of legendary race triumphs by the late Man In Black. The 5-disc set also features footage from Ralph Earnhardt’s 1997 Hall Of Fame induction, and footage from Dale’s 2006 induction.

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    It’s goofy, it’s dopey, and the effects are ropy, but there’s something simpleton charming about the glorified IMAX 3-D excuse feature Journey To The Center Of the Earth (New Line, Rated PG, DVD-$28.98 SRP). Oh, and it has Brendan Fraser. The flick doesn’t play nearly as well at home with standard red/blue home 3-D. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, making-of featurettes, and more. A Blu-Ray edition is also available ($35.99 SRP) with the same bonus materials.

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    There’s nothing that points out the deficits in today’s lackluster TV fare than viewing some of the groundbreaking (and *still* pretty damn funny) sitcoms from the 70’s. One of those that still holds up is Sanford and Son, which has now been repackaged in a single complete series set (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$59.95 SRP). The 17-disc set features all 136 episodes. It’s amazing to note, after viewing these episodes, just how much they could get away with that is now seen as verboten. It makes you wonder how much we’ve progressed as a nation.

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    With Hell Ride (Dimension, Rated R, DVD-$19.98 SRP), producer Quentin Tarantino attempted to make a modern day biker flick that played like the Corman flicks of the 60’s with the grindhouse ethos of the 70’s. Writer/Director Larry Bishop certainly wrangled the cast for it – Michael Madsen, Vinnie Jones, Keith Carradine, and Dennis Hopper – but the film itself is kind of a mess, about a motorcycle gang who set out to avenge the death of one of their own. Bonus features include an audio commentary, a quintet of featurettes, and the theatrical trailer.

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    Instead of pumping their minds full of Hanna Montana and princess pap, why not sit your daughters down with Kit Kittredge: All American Girl (New Line, Rated G, DVD-$28.98 SRP), a family flick that plays like old school Disney, and features the increasingly charming Abigail Breslin as the titular 9-year-old. Bonus features are limited to a trailer gallery.

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    Yet another series has made the transition from individual season sets to one uber-mega-all-inclusive set with the release of The 4400: The Complete Series (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$99.98 SRP). The 15-disc set sports all four seasons of the show, which told the story of 4400 missing individuals who mysteriously return in a blinding explosion, and begin exhibiting strange powers. For those who thought they might not have to get the set since they picked up all the previous season sets, this new edition contains an exclusive bonus disc with additional bonus materials.

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    One of those wonderful holiday classics of yore gets its special edition due in the form of the 3-disc Holiday Inn (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). The first disc features the original black & white version of the film, plus an audio commentary, a retrospective on Crosby & Astaire, a look at the film’s song and dance numbers, and the original theatrical trailer. Disc 2 features a newly colorized version of the film, while disc 3 is a music CD with a dozen Irving Berlin tracks from the flick.

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    I must say kudos to Sony for their move to consolidate their classic TV series – formerly released as single season sets – into one comprehensive set. Good Times: The Complete Series (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$59.95 SRP) features all 133 episodes across 17 discs, for a pretty decent price.

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    The title is mostly apropos, as the Agatha Christie: Mystery Lover’s Collection (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) features a sampler of Christie adaptations – The Pale Horse, Tommy & Tuppence: Partners In Crime, Miss Marple: The Body In The Library, and Poirot: The Mysterious Affair At Styles.

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    Her work has become iconic – and some of it has become controversial – but there’s no denying that photographer Annie Leibovitz is an interesting character. Judge for yourself with the documentary Annie Leibovitz: Life through A Lens (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which traces her life and career. Bonus features include bonus interviews with her subjects and galleries of her work.

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    I’m not a fan of torture horror, no matter how stylish it tries to make itself. That lack of interest certainly applies to The Strangers (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which tries to dress up its bleak version of TG with a game of psychological brinkmanship. Eh. The unrated DVD features deleted scenes and a making-of featurette.

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    Eager to expand the lucrative stranglehold on preteen girls they have with their omnipresent “Princess” franchise, Disney has decided Fairies are the next big thing, which means we get a feature-length straight-to-DVD abomination spotlighting the friends and family of Peter Pan’s formerly feisty paramour Tinkerbell (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP). Oh, and they’ve given her a voice, too. Great, right? Right? Oy. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette, deleted scenes, a music video, and more. A Blu-Ray edition is also available ($34.99 SRP) featuring the same bonus materials.

    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 7/11/08: Cinematic Titanic Floats On

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    As a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 from “back in the day”, for years I’d hoped for the return to performing of MST creator Joel Hodgson and writer/performer Trace Beaulieu (Dr. Forrester & Crow T. Robot). Even though we’ll probably never see MST return for various intractable reasons, both Joel and Trace returned – along with fellow alums Frank Conniff, Mary Jo Pehl, and Josh Weinstein – to form Cinematic Titanic. For all intents and purposes, it’s pretty much MST – only all 5 members are silhouetted onscreen at the same time, stationed on a tiered series of platforms on either side of the screen and commenting on the flick. Their first flick was the delightfully awful The Oozing Skull ($14.99), but they’ve just released their second flick – Doomsday Machine ($14.99). You can pick up both discs – and all forthcoming titles – via www.cinematictitanic.com. The magic is back, my friends. Snap it up, post haste.

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    William Conrad – now THERE was an outsize TV star that filled the screen in ways today’s stars only wish they could. And I don’t mean that in just the obvious reference to Conrad’s fabled girth – no, he was an old school TV actor who commanded your attention, much like William Shatner still does on Boston Legal. If you don’t believe me, check out the first volumes from the respective first seasons of both Cannon (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.98 SRP) and Jake And The Fatman (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$ SRP). Cannon features 11 episodes of Conrad as LA PI Frank Cannon, while Jake And The Fatman sports 11 episodes of Conrad as one half of the titular team of LA District Attorney J.L. McCabe (Conrad) and his on-tap PI Jake Styles (Joe Penny). Both sets feature the original episode promos, but nothing more. Where’s the tribute featurettes?

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    As anyone who’s seen Wall-E knows, sitting in front of a computer all day (working, in my case) doesn’t exactly lend itself to muscle toning (or avoiding the dread carpal tunnel nightmare). Maybe that’s why everyone who sends their days bathed in the LCD glow should pick up a Powerball ($59.99). This remarkable little exercise ball – which contains a gyroscope at its core – is such an amazing piece of kit. It derives its amazing kinetic energy – up to 15,000 rpm – just from manual manipulation. Get one of these.
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    Ah, Peep Show. If you’re a fan of The Office – or just offbeat British comedy in general (you know, the smart people) – you’ll probably dig Peep Show (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-£44.99 SRP). Gosh, how do I describe such a unique premise… In the show, you see the lives of roommates Jeremy & Mark through their eyes – and inner monologues. Jeremy is a wannabe pop star, Mark is an obsessive loser, and their thoughts and actions are truly hilarious. Think of it as a small-screen take on Being John Malkovich, without all the arty pretension. The 5-disc Region 2 set features all 5 current seasons, with bonus features including audio commentaries, featurettes, bonus scenes, and more. Check it out. Now. NOW!

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    If you’ve ever had the desire to live a Wodehousian existence and be as coddled and pampered as Bertie Wooster – or you just feel like being awakened in the morning by the mellifluous tones of Stephen Fry – then you’ll want to make sure to get your own Voco Alarm Clock (£39.95 each), which features 150 different wake up messages recorded by Mr. Fry in his finest Jeevesian delivery. The clock is available in both a “Good Morning, Sir” and “Good Morning, Madam” version, and is an incredibly fantastic idea for an alarm clock.

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    Anticipation of The Dark Knight is building to a fever pitch, so it makes sense that Warners would quickly shuffle out a Batman Begins: Limited Edition Giftset (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$39.92 SRP) to exploit the mood. In a nutshell, in addition to the previously available 2-disc special edition of the film, the set contains a 128mb flash drive with Dark Knight images, a 2/12 minute sneak peek at Dark Knight, and a collection of postcards.

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    And speaking of the Caped Crusader, I can see what they were going for with Batman: Gotham Knight (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Essentially, it was the Batman equivalent of the animated explorations done for The Animatrix, employing non-traditional artist’s takes on the Caped Crusader. Unfortunately, much like the Matrix vehicle, we get an uneven affair of fascinating interludes and forgettable ones. Still, it’s worth a spin, and the 2-disc set contains audio commentary, a documentary on Batman creator Bob Kane, a featurette, and 4 bonus episodes of Batman: The Animated Series. Will they bring that back already?

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    Did you know that there was a new Mummy movie coming out? No? Well, even I barely knew there was a new Mummy movie coming out. In order to mark the occasion, Universal has cooked up a batch of new special editions related to the franchise, starting out with 2-disc special editions of both The Mummy and The Mummy Returns (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP each), both containing a clutch of newly-produced featurettes. Also in the dock is a new 2-disc edition of the original Mummy (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), starring the great Boris Karloff. The new Mummy film features Jet Li, so why don’t we throw in a new special edition of Fearless (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP) featuring 3 versions of the film, as well? And even though nobody asked for it, even director Stephen Sommers’s massive disappointment Van Helsing (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP) gets a collector’s edition of its own.

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    In the legend that is the emerging grunge scene in the early-90’s, you may not know the name of a band called The Gits. The reason for that omission is the brutal tale of the rape and murder of the band’s lead singer and emotional core, Mia Zapata, after the group returned from a successful European tour. Over a decade later, new evidence would reopen the case, leading to the arrest of a suspect and a tale captured in the documentary The Gits (Liberation Entertainment, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP). Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, trailers, and a featurette on the non-profit organization that was formed in the aftermath of the tragedy.

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    Eager to make sure that their second theatrical outing isn’t met by the same slack-jawed confusion of their inaugural go, the folks behind the X-Files (Chris Carter and Frank Spotnitz) have selected 8 essential episodes in the 2-disc X-Files: Revelations (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$22.97 SRP). The set also features episode introductions, a WonderCon panel, and the theatrical trailer for the upcoming flick.

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    Ireland’s soul singer supreme gets a quintet of special edition catalogue remasters. Now you can snag your own copies of Van Morrison’s Veedon Fleece, No Guru, No Method, No Teacher, Live At The Grand Opera House Belfast, The Healing Game (Universal/Polydor, $13.98 SRP each), and A Night In San Francisco (Universal/Polydor, $19.98 SRP), with each disc containing a clutch of bonus tracks.

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    Another in the long line of Iraq war related films that failed to perform at the box office, Stop-Loss (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$34.99 SRP) is, at the very least, worth a second chance on DVD, as it’s actually a decently crafted portrait of what today’s generation of military men are facing as their home lives crumble in the face of open-ended overseas commitments. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a pair of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    Ignoring the double negative, Jimmy had it right when he said they don’t dance like Carmen no more – and you can see for yourself with The Carmen Miranda Collection (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). The set feature a quintet of remastered catalogue titles starring the lady with the fruit hat – The Gang’s All Here, Something For The Boys, If I’m Lucky, Greenwich Village, and Doll Face. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, galleries, and more.

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    If you want to feel the colossal loss of Joe Strummer all over again, by all means check out Julien Temple’s magnificent documentary The Future Is Unwritten (Sony Legacy, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), providing an affectionate but unvarnished portrait of the Clash frontman. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, 100 minutes of exclusive interview footage, and the theatrical trailer.

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    Despite all of those peanuts, it’s nuts to Jericho (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) as its hard won second season of post-apocalyptic politics proves to be its last. The 2-disc set features all 7 episodes, plus deleted scenes, audio commentaries, featurettes, and the unaired alternate ending that was filmed in case the show got a third season pick-up. Which it didn’t. So here it is.

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    Where are you going to take the relationship between Jeannie and her “master”, Tony, in the fifth and final season of I Dream Of Jeannie (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP)? To the altar, of course! That’s right – they walk down the aisle, and are thrown into a guest-star studded series of magical escapades. The 4-disc set features all 26 episodes, but not a single audio commentary from Larry Hagman.

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    Six seasons in, Monk (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) just keeps obsessively compulsively plugging along, an amiable little character treat. The 4-disc box set features all 16 episodes, plus audio commentaries.

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    Even with the arrival of Amanda Tapping’s Colonel Samantha Carter, Stargate: Atlantis (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), I still can’t get behind the spin-off series of the almost always enjoyable Stargate SG-1. Either way, the 5-disc set features all 20 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, galleries, and bloopers.

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    A pair of DC animated series come to an end with the release of their respective fifth seasons – The Batman and Teen Titans (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP each). Both sets feature 13 episodes across 2 discs, plus behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    Mix The Fast and The Furious with Miami Vice, and you pretty much get the short-lived Fastlane (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), co-created by fauxteur McG. The 6-disc complete series et features all 22 episodes, plus an extended scene from the pilot, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and outtakes & and bloopers.

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    I admit – by the team Sabrina The Teenage Witch reached its fourth season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), I really didn’t care. Sure, I watched the first season, but that was because it featured Paul Feig, had Frank Conniff as a writer, and had practical magic effects by Joel Hodgson. By season 4, all we had was Nick Bakay’s sarcastic feline, Salem. The 4-disc set features all 22 episodes, but zero bonus materials.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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