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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 3/29/13: Four Score

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Beyond the broad strokes, the man that was Abraham Lincoln has largely been replaced by the myth, which has overshadowed the nuts and bolts politicking needed to govern during a time of immense turmoil. The human accomplishment is fully illuminated by Steven Spielberg’s most engaging film in years, as Daniel Day-Lewis brings Lincoln (Dreamworks, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$45.99 SRP) to life as he tries to navigate the passage of the amendment abolishing slavery in the final four months of his presidency. The 4-disc set is loaded with contextual documentaries that alone are worth the price of admission.

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    In an age where the original Star Wars and Raiders Of The Lost Ark can look like brand new films, it’s odd to see just how much grain is present in the high definition release of Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Touchstone, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$26.50 SRP). I can only assume a lot of it comes from the post-production processes needed to incorporate the animated characters, which involved not only the animation, but special effects and shading passes from ILM. Still, the film does look and sound better than the original DVD release, and it remains a touchstone of a flick whose cross-company character collection we probably won’t see again. Bonus materials are all holdovers from the original DVD special edition, but at least the Roger Rabbit animated shorts have been restored (and, frankly, look a bit better than the feature itself).

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    There probably hasn’t been enough time to put the events in their proper context, but there’s no denying the power behind the methodology presented in the hunt for the world’s most wanted man in Zero Dark Thirty (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$40.99 SRP). Regardless of the politics and the compromises and ethical morass, there’s a very real quality to the bureaucracy and workaday drudgery in the hunt that tones down the sensationalism. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes.

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    By today’s standards, Porky’s (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$16.99 SRP) is rather tame, but while it’s raunchiness is what most people think about, it’s got the same kind of sly comic sensibility and odd warmth as director Bob Clark’s masterpiece, A Christmas Story. Give it a spin in this new high definition edition and see if you agree. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, TV spots, and the theatrical trailer.

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    It’s always wonderful to see classic noir films hit Blu-Ray, as the high definition really drives home the beautiful cinematography to be found in many, and that includes the new edition of Elia Kazan’s harrowing Panic In The Streets (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), which finds a killer (Jack Palance) on the run after being exposed to a deadly & highly contagious plague, as a medical examiner (Richard Widmark) tries to track him through New Orleans before an epidemic breaks out. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and the theatrical trailer.

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    While not as sparklingly brilliant as Armando Iannucci’s The Thick Of It, his team’s take on the US political machine, Veep (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) is still a winning satire, deconstructing the politics of the junior power position – the Vice President – ably handled by Julie Louis-Dreyfuss. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    Very few things in life are completely dependable, but danged if Shout Factory hasn’t proven just that with their continued (and regular) releases of the original riff-fest via Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XXVI (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP). The four never-before-released episodes include The Magic Sword, Alien From LA, Danger! Death Ray, and The Mole People. As far as bonus features, we’ve got a featurette on The Mole People, interviews with Magic Sword‘s Bert I. Gordon and Alien From LA‘s Albert Pyun, MST Hour wraps, and a spotlight on Mike Nelson.

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    Looking to increase your knowledge about a given pop culture topic? Then you’ll probably want to snap up a trio of titles newly releases by Applause books which provide a myriad of answers to frequently asked (and even infrequently asked) pop culture topics. First out of the gate in what I can only hope is an ongoing series are the Doctor Who FAQ, the Film Noir FAQ, and the James Bond FAQ (Applause Books, $22.99 SRP each). If it’s a bit of trivia you should know, you’ll probably find it in there.

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    It’s hard to top the 2003 editions of his films, but Criterion has been doing just that with another film from the Charlie Chaplin library, the latest being his controversial black comedy Monsieur Verdoux (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$31.99 SRP), about a man willing to go to any lengths to support his family. The film looks marvelous in high definition, and bonus features include a pair of documentaries, an illustrated audio interview, radio ads & trailers, plus the usual essay-filled booklet.

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    If you’ve yet to experience the quirky joy of the cases of country solicitor Peter Kingdom (Stephen Fry), rectify that oversight with the complete collection of Kingdom (BFS, Not Rated, DVD-$69.98 SRP), which brings together all 3 seasons of wonderful dramedy.

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    Beloved and much-missed, the late legend Levon Helm was remembered with the appropriately powerful Love For Levon (Time Life, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), a star-studded tribute concert that looks and sounds absolutely stunning on Blu-Ray, in a set which also includes the complete concert on CD. Get it.

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    Howzabout a bit of a UK TV-on-DVD round-up for all of you Anglophiles out there? What’s odd is that our first UK release is actually the American version of a UK show, which makes its home video debut in the UK – MTV’s remake of The Inbetweeners (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP). Back to the domestic product, we’ve got the complete ninth series of Shameless (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£17.00 SRP), the first series of My Mad Fat Diary (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP), the wonderfully Lynchian Utopia (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£14.00 SRP), and the trashy seventh series of The Only Way Is Essex (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£14.00 SRP).

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    Lego irreverence returns to a galaxy far, far away with Lego Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). A comic adventure which takes place in the wake of A New Hope as “Death-Star-Blower-Upper” Luke Skywalker is hounded by fans while Vader & Maul vie for the Emperor’s attention. Lego fans will also be delighted that the disc also comes with an exclusive Darth Vader minifig.

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    The cases of Detective Chief Inspector Christopher Foyle make their way to DVD in Foyle’s War: Set 1 (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), which collects 4 feature-length mysteries plus exclusive interviews with series creator Anthony Horowitz.

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    The fundamental problem with This Is 40 (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) is that I could not, no matter how I tried, find it in me to care one bit about the horrid, unrelatable characters we’re meant to be relating to (Paul Rudd & Leslie Mann), as they face a midlife crisis both individually and as a couple. There’s just nothing there to care about, and in true Judd Apatow fashion, there’s quite a lot of nothing to not care about. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, an audio commentary, featurettes, a gag reel, line-o-rama, and more.

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    The problem with Star Trek: Enterprise (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$119.99 SRP) wasn’t so much that it tried to reinvent Trek history pre-Kirk, it’s just that it did it so poorly. It also was the first Trek series whose ensemble cast was less than the sum of its parts, a ham-fisted assembly of cliches and awkwardness. And, again, the writing was just poor. But considering it was actually shot in HD, it’s no surprise that we get the first of its 4 seasons on Blu-Ray after The Next Generation starts rolling out but before the much better but much harder to master in high definition Deep Space Nine or even Voyager. This new set is packed with a new 3-part documentary on the genesis of the show, deleted scenes, commentaries, a making-of featurette, and an interview with creators Brannon Braga and Rick Berman.

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    The fine folks at Mill Creek continue to release a broad mix of titles and beyond reasonable prices, with new releases including TV titles like Roseanne: Season 7, Roseanne: Season 8 (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP each), That 70’s Show: Season 7, That 70’s Show: Season 8 (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP each), and the mini-series The 10th Kingdom (Mill Creek Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP). They’ve also got beautiful high definition virtual tours of National Parks with Glacier: Crown Of The Continent and Voyageurs: Spirit Of The Boundary Waters (Mill Creek, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$9.98 SRP each). Finally, they’ve even got a high-def Steven Seagal double feature with Attack Force/Into The Sun (Mill Creek, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$9.98 SRP).

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    If for no other reason, watch the second season of The Borgias (Showtime, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$54.99 SRP) for the glorious scenery chewing of Jeremy Irons as power-hungry patriarch Rodrigo Borgia, who’s now the Pope. Bonus materials include interviews, featurettes, and bonus episodes of Californication and House Of Lies.

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    Sure, it came in the wake of Pokemon madness, but every children’s series has a fanbase, and that includes one that will be thoroughly excited by the release of Digimon: Season 1 Volume 2 (Flatiron, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) and the complete Digimon: Season 2 (Flatiron, Not Rated, DVD-$79.95 SRP). While Season 1 is featureless, Season 2 throws in a gallery and a 32-page character booklet.

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    Based on the novels by Kerry Greenwood about a thoroughly modern Melbourne woman in the 1920’s who happens to be a lady detective, Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) is a feisty little show worth a spin.

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    For your modern TV choices this week, how about the complete first season of Men At Work (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$35.99 SRP)? Or the entire run of the short-lived The Mob Doctor (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$35.99 SRP)? While the latter is featureless, the former includes outtakes and deleted scenes.

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    Alan Silvestri supplied some of the most memorable scores of the 80’s – including those for the Back To The Future films – and he returns to score Dreamworks Animation’s new animation hit The Croods (Relativity Music Group, $15.99 SRP), which also features a new song from the near-ubiquitous Owl City.

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    And speaking of soundtracks, this week’s soundtrack round-up includes Alex Heffes’ score for Emperor (Lakeshore Records, $9.49 SRP), Antonio Pinto’s score for Snitch (Lakeshore Records, $15.17 SRP), John Debney’s score for The Call (Lakeshore Records, $17.48 SRP), and Jamie Christopherson’s score for the video game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (Lakeshore, $8.99 SRP).

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    Shortly after the release of the first Thor film, Hot Toys released their 12″ take on the character, which certainly was a lovely representation of Chris Hemsworth’s god of thunder. For the thunder god’s appearance in The Avengers, the character’s costuming underwent a slight revision, brightening up the colors a bit and taking him into a more primary territory, while also losing the helmet. All of which means we get a brand new Avengers: Thor ($199.99 SRP), featuring an even better head sculpt (hard to believe it was even possible), along with two main accessories – his might hammer, Mjolnir, and the tesseract container (with tesseract). So is it worth adding another Thor to your shelf? Definitely.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 12/7/12: Finding Batman

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Though the plot machinations don’t make a lick of sense if you think about them and it feels like more of a slog than the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, there’s just enough bombast and verve to make Christopher Nolan’s button on his Batman trilogy, The Dark Knight Rises (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), a worthwhile spin as a film (and a ground-shaking home theater experience with a decent sound system). Bonus materials include a clutch of behind-the-scenes featurettes and a nice summation of Nolan’s franchise run.

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    Thinkgeek time! We all know the awkward impossibility of trying to get a pair of massive power bricks plugged into the same wall outlet. Well, accomplish that feat and charge a pair of USB devices to boot with the brilliant little Pivot Power Mini ($24.99), which opens up to accommodate those bricks. Neat, huh?

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    Flick by flick, Pixar is converting their entire catalogue to 3D, and you can strike another modern classic from the list as we get the 3D conversion (and its debut in high definition, to boot!) of Finding Nemo (Walt Disney, Rated G, 3D Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) plus the welcome bonus of Up (Walt Disney, Rated PG, 3D Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), which finally gets a 3D home video release to match its original theatrical presentation. As its CG, the conversion process for Finding Nemo is entirely organic, and freshens the film nicely (not that it needed it, but it’s a pleasant bonus to be able to see it this way). All of the bonus features from the original Blu-Ray releases have carried over for both titles, including commentaries, featurettes, shorts, and more. As with Disney’s previous deluxe editions, both 5-disc sets contain the 3D, standard Blu-Ray, and DVD versions of the films. Here’s hoping we get the final clutch of Pixar flicks – including The Incredibles, Wall-E, Ratatouille, and A Bug’s Life – are converted soon.

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    ‘Tis the season to mock and riff with the residents of the Satellite of Love, as Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XXV (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP) arrives bearing another quartet of episodes many thought would never get a release, including season 1’s Robot Holocaust and Season 8’s debut Revenge Of The Creature. Also included are Kitten With A Whip and Operation Double 007 (retitled on the packaging as Operation Kid Brother), plus a pair of spotlight featurettes on Josh Weinstein & Bill Corbett, intros from Joel & Mike, and a look at Creature director Jack Arnold. Keep it up, Shout!

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    After a few years of less-than-appealing films, Steven Spielberg rebounded with the enjoyable chase flick Catch Me If You Can (Paramount, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$22.98 SRP), starring Leonardo DiCaprio in the true-life tale of con man Frank Abagnale’s cat & mouse game with the FBI agent (Tom Hanks) hot on his trail. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes and photo galleries.

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    Would you expect butter carving to be the root of all evil – from sex and blackmail to scandal and greed? Well, that’s just what it is in the enjoyably Midwestern-askew Butter (Anchor Bay, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), which finds a long-reining champion (Ty Burrell) asked to step down – a move unacceptable to his destructively social-climbing wife (Jennifer Garner), so she decides the enter the competition herself in order to reassert her family’s dominance. Her plans, however, are derailed when a 10-year-old prodigy enters the picture. So yeah… Butter carving. Bonus materials include deleted/extended scenes and a gag reel.

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    I don’t know if we’ve ever seen a synchronicity where both of Matt Groening’s animated ventures have seen home video releases on the same date, but we’ve got it with The Simpsons: Season 15 (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.99 SRP) and Futurama: Volume 7 (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), both of which are available in high definition with the usual compliment of bonus materials, including what remains some of the best audio commentaries you’ll find, plus featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    If you’ve never heard of one of Australia’s best-kept comedy secrets, dive into the character comedy of Chris Lilley’s We Can Be Heroes (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), wherein he plays all 6 contestants competing for the title Australian Of The Year. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes documentary, extended episodes, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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    And spinning off from Lilley’s We Can Be Heroes is his arrival in the US with the series Angry Boys (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP), which focuses on 6 new brilliantly-observed characters, from a former surfing champion to a Japanese mother. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, music videos, and bloopers.

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    Nothing says “Happy Holidays!” like the Francis Ford Coppola 5-Film Collection (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which brings together in one package the recent high-definition masters of Coppola’s Apocalypse Now, Apocalypse Now Redux, The Conversation, Tetro, and One From The Heart (which is exclusive to this set).

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    When a film comes along that’s just beautiful and unique and yes, magical, I hesitate to make it smaller by trying to describe it. Beasts Of The Southern Wild (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is a film like that, and its young star, Quvenzhane Wallis, is perfect within that magical tale. Just watch it. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, auditions, and a short film.

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    Every so often, a film comes along that’s unafraid of operating on a purely senior adult audience, hanging its drama – and comedy – on seasoned performers playing their actual age. Such is the case with Hope Springs (Sony, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which presents us with a calcified couple (Tommy Lee Jones & Meryl Streep) decades into their relationship who journey to a couples retreat in hopes that the counselor (Steve Carell) can help them rediscover what sparked them in the first place. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, alternate takes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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    After a sojourn south of the border Danny McBride’s crude Kenny Powers comes almost full circle as he heads to Myrtle Beach, SC to try and resuscitate his baseball career in the 3rd season of Eastbound And Down (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP). Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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    After the piecemeal releases, you can now pick up Power Rangers: Super Samurai (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) in its complete form, featuring all 20 episodes plus featurettes and a music video.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 8/10/12: The Cause Of All Our Pain

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    If you’d asked a fan a few years back if they’d ever see the notorious Sandy Frank episodes – episodes which Frank supposedly loathed – on DVD, they probably would have sighed and said “No. Probably not.” Well, never say never, because the Sandy Frank films begin their roll out in Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XXIV (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP), which features Fugitive Alien, Fugitive Alien II, The Sword And The Dragon, and Samson Vs The Vampire Women, plus a clutch of featurettes… Including an interview with Sandy Frank himself.

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    How can you not like the simple, straightforward Air Strike Catapult ($14.99)? I mean, it’s a catapult. It flings little spongy spiky balls (it comes with six). It even flings them up to 40 feet. What more do you want from a little desktop catapult? WHAT MORE?!?

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    It’s not a great film, but the thing I love so much about Clue (Paramount, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$22.99 SRP) is that it’s just a fun film. And a large part of that is that the brilliant cast – Tim Curry, Christopher Lloyd, Martin Mull, Eileen Brennan, Madeline Kahn, Michael McKean, and Lesley Ann Warren – all came to play. And now it’s finally available in high definition.

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    As it’s Olympics time, it should come as no surprise that Warners has chosen this moment to release the long-awaited high definition debut of Chariots Of Fire (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) which, as you’ll remember, dealt with the story of two British Runners at the 1924 Paris Olympics. Bonus materials include a quartet of documentaries, an audio commentary, deleted scenes, screen tests, featurettes, and a soundtrack CD sampler.

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    While the 80’s were loaded with high school comedies, the 90’s seemed to roll out the high school reunion comedies, and while it’s no classic, I remember enjoying the straightforward fun of Romy And Michelle’s High School Reunion (Touchstone, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP), which finds the titular oddballs (Lisa Kudrow & Mira Sorvino) desperate to prove themselves successful at their own 10yr gathering. Bonus features are limited to a vintage production featurette.

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    Journey back to a much simpler time when the late Whitney Houston could star in a wholesome flick like The Preacher’s Wife (Touchstone, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$20.00 SRP) opposite Denzel Washington – who plays an angel sent to repair Houston’s fractured marriage to her preacher husband. Bonus features are limited to a vintage production featurette.

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    And leapfrogging ahead, the BBC recently produced a story from the 1948 London games in Going For Gold (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP), which costars Doctor Who‘s Matt Smith as one-half of a sculling team thrown together during the first games post-World War II.

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    When five juvenile delinquents doing community service are caught in a freak electrical storm and develop superpowers, you get Misfits (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) – a snarky cross between Skins and Buffy that delivers a much more enjoyable take on troubled teens with powers than the recent big screen Chronicle. Bonus materials include featurettes and cast interviews.

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    There’s definitely some Whedonverse DNA evident in Grimm (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$69.98 SRP) – enough so that the dark little series about a Slayer… sorry… Grimm descendent tasked with keeping the balance between the world and creatures of myth is a an enjoyably familiar watch. The first season set sports featurettes, deleted/extended scenes, audition tapes, and more.

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    The Schwarzenegger Total Recall (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$14.99 SRP) really is a schlocky mess of a sci-fi flick only the demise of the 80’s could have cobbled. Still, it’s nice to see all of that cheese in high definition, and the ported commentary from Arnie is still a nonsensical gem.

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    Even more so than the godawful live action Cat In The Hat, you can’t get a more wrong-headed take on the brilliance of Dr. Seuss than the crass adaptation of The Lorax (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), which takes Seuss’s powerful tale of greed and the need for environmental consciousness and turns it into a cloying comedy full of mediocre songs a slapstick Lorax. Bonus materials include shorts, featurettes, a deleted scene, and more.

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    It’s been a few years, so it should come as no surprise that another new edition of Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs (MGM, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) is getting a release – the second time in high definition, but the first time in a 25th anniversary edition. Bonus features are carried over from the previous release, including an audio commentary, featurettes, galleries, and a lovely tribute to John Candy.

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    While HBO is loaded with classy shows like Game Of Thrones and Veep, Cinemax gets to have a knock-down, dragout action series like Strike Back (Cinemax, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.96 SRP), where a duo of elite agents for a top secret intelligence agency travel the globe to track down an international terrorist and basically kick a lot of ass. Yeah. Bonus materials include audio commentaries on five episodes.

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    I never knew I wanted a figure of Britain’s legendary Prime Minister Winston Churchill, but if he were to be combined with a Dalek figure serving tea? Sold. And that’s exactly what you get with the Doctor Who: Victory Of The Daleks Collector’s Set (Underground Toys, $39.99 SRP), featuring the “Teatime” Ironside Dalek and Churchill (with swappable head, glasses, and crisis phones). You know you want this, too.

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    As a lifelong comics fan, I still have trouble buying Samuel L. Jackson as the character of Nick Fury – he’s certainly not my childhood Nick Fury – but it is cool seeing Samuel L. Jackson doing his thing in the Marvel superhero films. And you know what’s just as cool? Having an incredibly lifelike 12″ figure from the fine folks at Hot Toys of Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury ($189.99), as seen in The Avengers. Yes, the head sculpt is the dead-on brilliance we’ve come to expect from Hot Toys, and the costume is exquisitely tailored. It’s also loaded with accessories – everything from his wristwatch and bluetooth earpiece to the briefcase containing the cosmic cube.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Comics in Context #229: Outfoxed

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    #229 (Vol. 2 #1): OUTFOXED

    depAs far back in my life as I can remember, I was reading comics. Of course my tastes have evolved over the course of my life, but sometimes I wonder, what would I think today of the comics I loved when I was in early grade school or even kindergarten?

    The new collection, The Toon Treasury of Classic Children’s Comics, selected and edited by Art Spiegelman and Francoise Mouly, and published by Harry N. Abrams’ ComicArts imprint, provides me with an opportunity to find out. It is a superb anthology of stories aimed at small children from comic books published in the period from the 1940s into the mid-1960s, including comics that Baby Boomers like myself grew up with. I intend to devote a number of “Comics in Context” columns to the work of various comics creators that appear in this book.

    The first stories I turned to in this collection starred were from a series that was one of my earliest favorites: The Fox and the Crow. These constant antagonists had a long run in comics, from 1945 to 1968, first in Real Screen Comics and then in their own title. The Fox and the Crow comic was probably the first DC Comic I ever read, long before I had any interest in super heroes. Back then there were rarely any credits on comic books, so I had no idea until reading Classic Children’s Comics that the principal artist on the handsomely drawn Fox and the Crow comics was named Jim Davis, who is not to be confused with the Jim Davis who created the comic strip cat Garfield.

    But as a child I had no idea that not only did DC not own the Fox and the Crow, but that they had originated in animated cartoons. In the 1980s I finally saw the Fox and the Crow in The Magic Fluke (1949), a UPA cartoon directed by John Hubley, in which the Crow inadvertently gives the Fox, a conductor, a magic wand instead of a baton, leading to chaos; it appears to be the inspiration for a far greater cartoon, Tex Avery’s Magical Maestro (1952). But in The Magic Fluke, the Fox and Crow did not seem much like the versions I recalled from the comics.

    It was not until a few years ago that I finally saw the first Fox and Crow cartoon, The Fox and the Grapes (1941), a theatrical cartoon directed by Frank Tashlin for Columbia:

    As the title suggests, it was inspired by one of Aesop’s fables, which had been sources for cartoons at Disney and other studios, notably at Terrytoons, since the silent era. Tashlin had worked on Warner Brothers animated cartoons at various points in the 1930s and the World War II years, becoming a director. In 1941 he briefly left Warners for Columbia’s animation department. He even hired Mel Blanc, creator of so many voices for Warners cartoon characters, to create the voices for the Fox and the Crow. Eventually, Tashlin became a live action film director, working on comedies starring Bob Hope and Jerry Lewis, among others, which sometimes seem like live action cartoons in staging gags.

    depThere is no crow in Aesop’s “The Fox and the Grapes,” which recounts a fox’s vain efforts to get hold of grapes high on a tree. (Spoiler warning: as usual I will discuss stories, including their endings, in detail.) Tashlin introduced the Crow, who tries to steal food from the Fox’s picnic spread. The Fox angrily retaliates by giving the Crow a hotfoot. The Crow then finds the fable of the Fox and the Grapes in a book and decides to restage it. He hangs a bunch of grapes on a tree branch high above the ground, and offers to trade them for some of the Fox’s picnic food. Though immediately obsessed with the grapes, the Fox refuses. So the Crow then watches placidly as the Fox makes repeated and ever more elaborate attempts to reach them, all of which backfire on him. Chuck Jones is said to have cited Tashlin’s The Fox and the Grapes as an influence on his Roadrunner-Coyote series.

    The Fox and the Crow as portrayed in this cartoon were closer to the versions I recalled from the comics, though I remembered their conflicts as more personal and verbal. Tashlin only directed this first Fox and Crow cartoon before returning to Warners, but Columbia made a whole series, mostly directed by Bob Wickersham. Mel Blanc did not continue performing the Fox and Crow, but the voices he gave them were imitated in subsequent cartoons. Wickersham’s Woodman, Spare That Tree (1942) isn’t as good as Tashlin’s cartoon, but the Fox goes to even greater extremes, using an elephant and a train to try to knock down the Crow’s tree:

    By Mr. Moocher (1944) the Fox lives in a handsome suburban house, and the Crow is his lower class next door neighbor, living in a shack:

    This brings the characters close to the setting in the comics, in which the Fox’s house is next door to the Crow’s tree from the first cartoon. (UPA produced the last three Fox and Crow cartoons before Columbia ended the series.)

    I was startled to see the Fox make his entrance in the Tashlin cartoon, prancing, skipping and singing along through the woods, acting as if he might have been meant to be a coded gay stereotype. In the comics the only traces of this seem to be the Fox’s first name, Fauntleroy, and possibly elements of his costume, like his big, floppy bow tie. I certainly didn’t see the implications when I read the comics as a child, and I doubt if many other readers my age did, either.

    As for the Crow, in the comics his first name was Crawford, he wore a derby and smoked cigars, and spoke with a “dese” and “dose” dialect. As a child I had no idea at the time that crows could represent African-Americans in cartoons. One of the best known examples are the crows in Disney’s Dumbo (1941). Similarly, when I was a child, my favorite character in the Famous Studios (later Harvey) animated cartoons was Buzzy the Crow. Not until I saw some Buzzy cartoons recently did I realize that actor Jackson Beck (the longtime voice of Bluto in the Famous Studios Popeye cartoons), was attempting to give Buzzy a black Southern accent.

    The crows in Dumbo remain controversial for being caricatured black stereotypes, but I suspect they were intended by the Disney studio as positive characters. Dumbo, the baby elephant with the enormous ears, is a misfit in the circus community. The crows also initially mock Dumbo, but after Dumbo’s friend Timothy the mouse explains how Dumbo has suffered, the crows become the elephant’s friends and supporters. In short, Dumbo has become an outcast from what is, for him, mainstream society, and is instead embraced by the alternative, more tolerant community of the crows, who are themselves outsiders.

    As for Buzzy, he strikes me as being a surprisingly positive “black” character, considering his cartoons were made over a half century ago. He is a brilliant trickster figure, like a Bugs Bunny or Woody Woodpecker, who continually outsmarts his nemesis Katnip the cat, who sounds like a dumb white guy. See, for example, their tussle in Cat-Choo (1951):

    Was Tashlin’s Crow–and the version in the comics–also meant to be a coded African-American? Probably not: in Tashlin’s original cartoon Mel Blanc gives the Crow what might be a lower class New York accent, maybe from Brooklyn, which the comics render by having the Crow say things like “dese” and “dose.” In one of the stories in this collection, the Crow exclaims, “What a revoltin’ development this is!”, a catchphrase used by William Bendix as the blue-collar white protagonist of the radio series The Life of Riley, and later appropriated by the Fantastic Four’s Ben Grimm.

    So the clashes between the Fox and Crow have a subtext of class warfare. In the comics the Fox is an effete, prosperous bourgeois, perhaps WASP-ish, living in a nice house with a refrigerator well stocked with food; the Crow is his neighbor, who is clearly not prosperous and lives in a tree with various holes in the trunk that serve as a window and door, and seems of uncertain ethnicity. The Crow is continually attempting to con the Fox out of food or money, and, although Don Markstein’s Toonopedia advises that the Fox can be triumphant, it would appear from the evidence in Classic Children’s Comics that the Crow is more often than not the victor.

    Classic Children’s Comics starts out its “Fox and the Crow” section with three short gag strips, two of which consist of only a half page each. These establish the basic pattern, in which the Crow cleverly outfoxes the Fox, who can be formidable in his anger. But though a fox is a more typical trickster figure in stories, Fauntleroy can’t quite keep up with Crawford Crow. For instance, in one of these short strips, the Fox discovers the Crow has gotten into his refrigerator and threatens to lock him inside. But the Crow is a step ahead of him and has bought an “Eskimo suit” and so will be perfectly comfortable staying inside the refrigerator indefinitely.

    These three short strips set up the collection’s eight-page-long story “The Great Chiseler” from Real Screen Comics #42 (1951), which is a little masterpiece, surprising in its sophistication. The Crow starts out by soliloquizing about his own brilliance, saying “If dey gave da Nobel Prize for bein’ a great chiseler, I’d win every year!” This is hubris, as we soon see.

    The Crow tries to con the Fox by asserting the Fox owes him money for breathing his air. While the Fox loses his temper over this, the Crow remains cool and calm. This is a pattern you should recognize from Bugs Bunny cartoons: Bugs keeps his cool and thus easily manipulates adversaries like Daffy Duck or Yosemite Sam, who are blinded by their own emotions. In this instance the Crow points out the fact that the wind carries air from his tree over to the Fox’s house, and then demands that the Fox pay up or stop breathing. The Fox’s panic at the idea that his air supply will be cut off keeps him from punching a hole in the Crow’s logic. The Fox looks literally dazed, and it looks as if he is about to pay the Crow for his air.

    But tales of tricksters often work better when the trickster’s target can be clever as well. The Fox suddenly has a brainstorm, heads into his house, and reemerges holding what the Crow identifies as “an issue a da comic youse an’ me are in.” The Fox angrily says that the Crow pulled the same trick on him in this issue, and he won’t fall for it again.

    And thus this kiddie comic has abruptly shifted into what we would now call metafiction. The Fox and the Crow are aware that they are characters in comic book stories, although neither seems at all perturbed by the notion. Whatever they do will appear in a comic book, and they know it. This even echoes Tashlin’s original cartoon, in which the Crow reads about the fable of the Fox and the Grapes and then decides to stage his own version. In Woodman not only does the Crow consult an “encycrowpedia” for ideas, but the book comments on what happens in the cartoon.

    Moreover, when the Crow heads off to prepare another trick, he runs into the Fox, holding a towering stack of comic books. “I have every issue of Real Screen Comics,” the Fox tells him, so he has reference on every trick the Crow has ever pulled on him. “The Great Chiseler” was first published in 1951. Can this be one of the first references in comics to comic book collecting, or to keeping track of comic book continuity?

    depNow the Crow, who usually keeps his cool and control of the situation, becomes flustered and angry. On page 1 he was complimenting himself on how quickly and easily he comes up with new ideas; now he realizes that he has just been recycling old ones. The Crow is suffering from something similar to writer’s block: after all, his schemes are what usually drive the comics stories he and the Fox appear in. He quickly concocts a new trick, and it nearly works, but the Fox sees through it. Now the Crow worries that he is in effect over the hill in his chosen profession of con artist: “If I fail now, I’m t’rough! Washed up! Finished!” He’s like a creative figure going through a midlife crisis.

    Finally, the Crow has the Fox calculate how much he has cheated him out of on various occasions, and then announces that since “me chiselin’ career is over,” he is moving away. The Fox realizes that if the Crow leaves, he will never be able to get any of his money back from him. The Fox goes into hysterics while the Crow remains calm and cool: they are back to their usual relationship. The Fox then offers the Crow more money to get him to stay. To put it in contemporary economic terms, it seems that the Crow owes the Fox so much money that he’s become “too big to fail” and has to be bailed out!

    The Crow, ah, crows in triumph, not so much over getting ten bucks from the Fox, but from successfully devising a brand new trick, thereby proving his creativity is still at its peak. The Fox balances the scales somewhat by beating the Crow up between panels, but the Crow is still triumphant. Notice that he even uses a metaphor characterizing himself as an author to describe his victory: “I added another great chapter in da history of chiselin’!”

    The 1950s are infamous in comics history for the charges that comic books influenced juvenile delinquency by supposedly promoting violence and immorality. I expect that The Fox and the Crow flew under the radar of the censors of that time. But here are stories in which the Crow continually tricks the Fox out of food and money, and gets away with it. But that doesn’t bother me: through his arrogant anger and his refusal to share, the Fox seems to deserve to be conned by the Crow. The stories are based on the surefire appeal of seeing the little guy who doesn’t have much outsmart the smugly self-satisfied big guy who has more than he needs. The appeal that the Fox and the Crow had for kids is clear: the Crow is the kids’ surrogate, using his wits to get the better of the taller–read “adult”–Fox on whom he is dependent.

    When I was a small child, I thought that The Fox and the Crow was one of the best comics I read, and it’s a pleasure, reading the Fox and Crow stories in Classic Children’s Comics, to discover that they really were as clever, as well constricted, and as handsomely drawn as I thought they were in my childhood. Not only that, but I see that they had a level of sophistication that makes them appeal to me as an adult, as well. In this and some of the other impressive comics in this collection, I get the feeling that the creators felt they had great creative freedom because no one was really paying attention to little kids’ comics at the time–except the kids themselves. It’s rewarding to discover that my taste in comics from early childhood was so good!

    Copyright 2010 Peter Sanderson

  • Trailer Park: TERMINATOR SALVATION

    By Christopher Stipp

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    A lot of talk this week about Quentin Tarantino’s newest film screening at Cannes. Consensus? It’s talky, light on action and seems like a WWII DEATH PROOF.

    TERMINATOR SALVATION – REVIEW

    terminatorThere absolutely shouldn’t have been any blessing given from James Cameron with regard to TERMINATOR SALVATION. The only religious intonations given over this movie should have been its last rites.

    Now, I can’t stop you from seeing this movie. You will see it irrespective of anything I have to say on this. I realize this.

    You’ve been sold on it, I was sold on it, director McG’s P.T. Barnum huckster antics during preview showcases to fanboys teased and titillated audiences everywhere (“I really fought hard for those mammaries to be in there, fellas!”) but there is no escaping the fact that behind the tell-tale daa-daa-daa-daa-daa drum beat we all know as the sonic opening calling card for this franchise is nothing but a lot of smoke and a weak film. A film, mind you, which McG himself said should speak for itself. If it did it would say: Don’t spend $10 on me. Wait for Netflix.

    There are a few things that make this a truly remarkable misstep in a franchise that should have ended 2 films ago but one of them comes early on as we meet John Connor (Christian Bale) who absolutely owns the first few minutes of the film in the way he carries his heavy burden as the leader for the resistance and the Batman-like voice with which he wants reality to conform to his own. He’s badass, he chews nails for fun and he’s not going to let crashing in a helicopter, which is a great special effects moment in this film, stop him from thrashing a terminator that deserves leaded violence.

    The problems begin with the moments following when Bale is flying over an ocean, wanting to get back to resistance headquarters. He’s been beat up, almost killed and is denied entry to the underwater base of operations. But that’s not going to stop him from getting in! Much like another summer movie hero from over two decades ago, Jack Ryan in HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER, he’s going to get on that damn sub. The fundamental issue which is wholly representative of what ails this movie is that in OCTOBER there was some emotional weight, genuine drama as he unhooked himself from that line to get in that submarine; there was tension, mood, atmosphere, a real sense of danger. Bale’s bullheaded bravado, masked by the tired trope of cinematic bullheaded machismo as he flippantly tosses himself out of the low flying aircraft into the ocean, is nothing more than a cheap way to try and make this guy seem like a real tough guy.

    When next we see Bale, he’s sitting in a chair looking all kinds of torqued, moody, getting chewed out by Michael Ironside, playing a character I am not unsure of whether is any different than we saw from any number of 80’s movies where his role is to try and be an even tougher character than those he’s acting opposite of, all the while it begs the question of how much suspension of disbelief is going to be required of me in this film?

    It’s a trick question, of course, as the film has moments like this peppered throughout the entire film. For example, the people who have been living without real homes since Judgment Day. They’re fantastically dirty and dusty but the glare coming off their teeth as their lips and faces are sullied with the detritus of a cataclysmic event reminds you that at least they have their Colgate. Another: When Marcus Wright (Sam Worthington, and you’ve got to appreciate the grade school irony in a script that names a man Wright) meets up with young Kyle Reese (Anton Yelchin) in one of the best sequences of the film as we have our first look at a terminator who is at once zombie-looking and completely sinister. Hours later, after escaping death, Marcus fiddles with a radio. He just happens to fix it at just the time when, speak of the devil, Connor is broadcasting his fireside chat with those out in the field regarding their next moves. Never mind the timing, the way they catch the signal at just the right frequency or the acknowledgment that it’s Connor speaking to them. It’s just all very convenient.

    Later, Reese is part of an escape from a very bad situation from a slew of terminating machines. He and Marcus are departing the explosive moment in a tow truck when moments later he has to pull a single lever at just the right time to make the scene work; forget logic, it begs us, as not only does Reese pull the right one at the right time from a literal array of choices it does nothing to help the dramatic thrust of the film. There is no danger here, no threat of imminent danger, because these guys have an exponential amount of luck on their side and this is the problem with the film.

    Further, in the film’s first hour, we find out early that the resistance has found a way to stop the machines, a poorly explained software program that is embedded on a jump drive that needs a clunky boombox to use. About this time, Connor sends his team to fetch an aqua terminator, a lot like the squids from the MATRIX sequels, to which they find one, bring it aboard, all the while being able to keep it from informing other aqua terminators that its been captured or of its current location. This sonic disruptor is one of the weakest McGuffins as it leads exactly nowhere. It’s a ruse, a poorly devised plot device whose sole purpose is used to an awful and regrettable convenience when finally employed to its strongest effect. The film is riddled with lapses in logic, and honestly if an action movie were on point doing what it has to, we shouldn’t care but from rain that just seems to stop on cue to a fiery explosion that singes nary a hair on the person who is caught in a fireball there is more than enough to puzzle at.

    Moon Bloodgood, for all that McG has made about her, is actually one of the more redeemable things about this film. Along with Sam Worthington and Anton Yelchin as the reluctant hero you have the three best reasons to see the film. I would even posit that their story, by itself, could have been a more entertaining diversion than what we build up to here. Marcus’ second lease on life is slightly introspective and rather interesting. Kyle’s progression from hesitant killer to lethal hero is wonderfully laid out. But that’s the most frustrating thing about this film. It has fits and starts of potential and has excellent action set pieces only to dumb itself down to appease the lowest common denominator as moments just happen to break positively for those we are supposed to care the most about in the movie. When the “big reveal” in the 3rd act happens near the end try and convince me otherwise that it doesn’t make you feel cheated. The shadows, the calculated angles, the careful placement of bodies, it feels more like a math assignment than it does a celebration of all that’s great in excellent action movies. The effects at this point felt on par with THE CROW. The penultimate battle between man and machine, in the bowls of Skynet headquarters, however, tries to win you back with a glorious display of physicality and menace but by then it’s too late. The film cannot elevate itself above a 2nd tier auctioneer when compared to more thought out films in its genre; leave it to Nolan to raise the bar for everyone else who comes behind him. I commend McG for not bowing to the pressure of actually integrating more of the terminators in the film, Lord knows that would’ve made it far more intriguing and add to the summer spectacle this should have been, but he demurs to telling a bullet ridden story with nowhere to end but with a whimper.

    For all his ruminations about how Bale said he flatly turned down this role until he was given a script that you would have thought came with gilded light pouring down from every page if it got Bruce Wayne to say “Yes” to it after turning it down what you have is a story that is full of logical missteps, plots that go nowhere, effect work that at times has you wondering whether it was worth the cameo and the questionable taste for an actor that proved with DARK KNIGHT you could have a great summer film that was designed, and whose sole purpose was, to make money for its cash master while being reasonably intelligent. TERMINATOR SALVATION is a wonder as it doesn’t want to be intelligent, it doesn’t even want to be smart, it just wants to be a throwback to the films you could enjoy on basic cable and be done with once you’ve seen it. It’s an embarrassment of spectacle that leaves a lot of money on the table.

    From a pure franchise standpoint, a solely economic exercise, McG may win the weekend but he will lose the summer war.