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July 21, 2006

Film Flam Flummox: 7/21/2006

Filed under: Film Flam Flummox — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:43 am

 

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July 14, 2006

My Life Truly Is Only Worth an $85 Boost Mobile Phone

It was a Clerks-worthy moment–there I was, putting in my regular hours at my friend’s wireless phone store when I have to deal with a scary, dirty vagrant-looking couple (a dude with a dirty, scraggly beard and skin damage from the sun; his rather scary “woman”–his word–who’s bald, tattooed, and was the biggest instigator) giving me death threats for refusing to replace a stolen $85 Boost Mobile phone–which by virtue of its brand and pre-paid nature, is not insured. While I would normally dismiss such nonsense as the ravings of crazy people, after an incident this past week, I couldn’t help but think that there was a kernel of accuracy in that price appraisal of my life. The efforts of an independent publicist trying to secure my review coverage of a major release this week were thwarted when a representative of the distributor firmly balked that I do not review. And so there it is: going on 17 years of continuous writing, being among the very first to do all of whatever it is I do on the ‘Net (since ’95)–all of that instantly, completely dismissed out of hand, as this whole time I was deluding myself into thinking I was reviewing. So who am I, then, to object when a psychotic values a pre-paid cellular phone over my life, as what I’ve spent more than half of it doing is not what I believed it was?

And so goes the ongoing delusion that is my life’s “work”…


Be Free of Dupree

You, Me and DupreeThe most pressing thought I had while walking out of YOU, ME AND DUPREE was how much money a friend received for the prominent use of two hit singles he’d written–not exactly what I’m sure directing duo Joe and Anthony Russo had in mind with this lazy Owen Wilson comedy. Not that the top billed star shows any signs of sluggishness; Wilson’s work as the Dupree of the title is the only real sign of life in this predictable tale of a slacker who becomes an increasingly unwelcome houseguest to his best friend (Matt Dillon) and new bride (Kate Hudson). The typical privacy invasion and crude mayhem ensues, as does the inevitable, improbable turning of the tide when obnoxiousness somehow starts to endear Dupree to others. Wilson’s innate, unassuming sweetness make that latter point somewhat easier to swallow, but what makes the film as a whole less so is that the Russo brothers obviously just let Wilson to his own devices to do his usual thing and hope that all the other assembled elements somehow stick. They don’t–the trio of Wilson, Dillon, and Hudson exhibit very little chemistry in every pairing permutation; and the subplot of Dillon constantly being belittled by Hudson’s father/his boss (Michael Douglas) seems like it was an A-plot in an unrelated script that somehow got shoved in. And that reflects the central problem: the film is remarkably forced–ironic, considering it’s a starring vehicle for an actor whose most defining quality is his laid-back, unaffected demeanor.


Dead Man Sailing

filmflamflummox-july7-deadmanschest.jpgExpectations for the first PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN film, 2003’s The Curse of the, were understandably low–after all, its dubious source material was a theme park ride, of all things–but director Gore Verbinski and scripters Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio managed to come up with an entertaining, if overlong, throwback swashbuckler whose most distinct innovation was its old-fashioned style. Distinctly fashion-forward, on the other hand, was the film’s ultimate ace in the hole: Johnny Depp’s indelibly eccentric work as rogue pirate Captain Jack Sparrow, which made the film an even more jovial jaunt than it otherwise would have been.

Depp’s Capt. Jack hasn’t mellowed his madness the slightest bit in DEAD MAN’S CHEST, the second of a now-planned trilogy, and while his performance still gives this film the film a kooky kick all its own, there is none of that out-of-left-field shock element attached to it; audiences are now not only expecting but looking forward to more wacky Jackie. But Verbinski and the returning Elliott and Rossio find other ways to surprise. Not that there isn’t plenty of what audiences want and expect; the trio of Jack, dashing hero Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), and plucky heroine Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) again take to the seas for another adventure, this time to search for the “dead man’s chest” of the title, which contains the beating heart of the legendary ruler of the sea Davy Jones (Bill Nighy), to whom Jack owes a blood debt. Along the way, there’s all manner of swashbuckling swordfighting that one comes to expect in–once again–a somewhat bloated two-hour-plus run time.

Verbinski finds giddy new ways of staging the mayhem, though, and an antic Looney Tunes sensibility amps up the two key action set pieces to even greater crowd-pleasing levels. But he doesn’t rest on his popularity-proven laurels; with the character of Davy Jones, Verbinski and his visual effects team break startling new ground. Jones and the crew of his otherworldly ship The Flying Dutchman bear all the ravages of years of undersea damnation–that is, acquiring certain aquatic qualities–and the CG “makeup” done to bring the likes Jones’s tentacled, squid-like head to life defies words much like Depp’s performance in the first film. While computer generated, the effects are remarkably tactile, the most meticulous digital approximation of practical FX to date. But considering such razzle dazzle is expected from big budget blockbuster follow-ups, the most surprising trick up Verbinski and the writers’ sleeve is that this is not a typical sequel rehash but an actual attempt at making a continuation of a larger story, with the film opening with events fully in progress and closing with not only loose narrative ends still dangling but characters at more precarious points in a less predictable overall arc–not exactly what one ever expected from a series of films that is, after all, based on a theme park attraction. But for whatever unusual ambitions, Dead Man’s Chest, like its predecessor, also doesn’t lose sight of those just-for-fun origins; while Verbinski still could stand to employ some tighter editing, it’s the rollicking ride that keeps the audience coming back for more–and will keep them coming back for more when At World’s End concludes the trilogy next summer.

Sights Unseen

Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, and director Keenen Ivory Wayans offer up another lowbrow, high-concept comedy with LITTLE MAN, in which a vertically challenged criminal (Marlon) disguises himself as the new adopted son to an unsuspecting wannabe dad (Shawn).

At the Video Store

The utterly unnecessary sequel BASIC INSTINCT 2 (Sony Pictures Home Entertainment) could have justified its existence if it were the laugh-a-second, sleazy camp-a-thon that its opening scene suggests. Alas, Sharon Stone’s desperate attempt to recapture her former glory as femme fatale Catherine Tramell is one huge bore, with her vain vamping actually taking a back seat to charisma vacuum David Morrissey, who dominates the screen time as a London shrink who gets caught up in Catherine’s seductive games. Both the R-rated theatrical cut and unrated extended cut are available on separate DVD editions, with the latter including deleted scenes, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and commentary by director Michael Caton-Jones.

Pierce Brosnan’s funny, fearless, image-effacing turn as a burned-out hitman is easily the best reason to catch Richard Shepard’s dark comedy THE MATADOR (The Weinstein Company/Genius Products), which also features nice work by an equally well-cast Greg Kinnear as the straight-laced businessman who becomes his unlikely buddy. What begins as something edgy and quirky grows gradually more conventional as it goes along, ultimately succumbing to the Hollywood warm-‘n-fuzzy. The DVD includes commentary by Shepard, Brosnan, and Kinnear; deleted and extended scenes; and a making-of featurette.

The French mystery thriller CACHÉ (Hidden) (Sony Pictures Home Entertainment) ultimately may not offer the conventional genre satisfactions–its central question is never given a clear, cut-and-dried resolution and explanation, for instance–but so masterful is Michael Haneke’s direction that the film’s captivating overall spell is a richer reward than any blatant answer. Daniel Auteuil and Juliette Binoche play a married couple with child whose seemingly happy and peaceful existence is upended when increasingly intrusive videotapes show up on their doorstep and help unearth the long-held secrets and insecurities. Dense, deliberately paced, yet suspenseful and genuinely involving, as Auteuil and Binoche’s performances lending piercing intimacy to Haneke’s tightly-wound, visually inventive proceedings. The DVD includes two half-hour documentaries, one on the making on the film, and another an interview with Haneke on the film.

Next Time…

…more reviews, including Lady in the Water. As always, for additional reviews and more, check out my home site, TheMovieReport.com .

 

Noctural Admissions: DVD, Road House Deluxe Edition and Road House 2

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:42 am

 

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Pain don't hurt

Consider these two opposed statements. 

“Pain don’t hurt.”

“Kinda hurts, don’t it.”

Both are uttered in Road House, at opposite ends of the narrative. The first is spoken by Dalton (Patrick Swayze) as he is about to be sewn up by Dr. Elizabeth Clay (Kelly Lynch). The second sentence is uttered by Dalton’s mentor, Wade Garrett (Sam Elliott), who has come on the scene late in the day to help Dalton out of a jam.

 

Kinda hurts

 

Dalton is a “cooler,” a lead bouncer in a club. He’s been lured by Frank Tilghman (Kevin Tighe), owner of Double Deuce, to clean up his night club, located near Jasper, Missouri. What Tilghman fails to mention, however, is that more is wrong in the town than just some hooligans who get drunk and break out in fights. It’s is like one of those western towns where corruiption is allowed to flourish because it is more profitable, the citizens are mere pawns in the financial grip of the .

The DD is one of many victims of town gang lord Brad Wesley (Ben Gazzara), who used to date the local doctor (Lynch), who is herself the niece of the local car parts shop owner (Elvis acolyte Red West). Dalton soon learns that not only does he have to clean up the bar, he has to clean up the whole damn town, and to that end he eventually summons his best friend Wade Garrett (Elliott).

Road House deluxe boxI guess if you were a responsible film reviewer you’d have to say that Road House is a junky movie. But as the years go by, and its reputation on cable TV, video, and now DVD mounts (the film turned into a real cash cow for MGM), one can give into one’s inner feelings and admit, as Lynch does on the new DVD, that Road House is a really great drive in movie. I am proud to admit, however, that when the film was first released, and I was working at a local “alternative” weekly, I gave the film one of the rare rave reviews it received in the country. Road House was originally released in May of 1989, putting a capper on what Lynch refers to on the new DVD as a bad decade, and made a respectable amount of money. The film originally came out on DVD in February of 2002, and fans everywhere were disappointed that the film did not receive the DVD respect it deserved: yak tracks, makings of, and so forth. MGM, or its remnant shell of a company, has rectified that mistake, with its new Deluxe Edition, published on June 8th, 2006 for $1995, in conjunction with a negligible but entertaining straight-to-video sequel, Road House 2. 

So, does pain hurt, or doesn’t it? Well, it depends on the attitude. If you are zen philosopher like Dalton, no (or if you are trying to impress a hot doctor, no). If you are Garrett, yes it does, because you have dispensed it to highly deserving victims, and you don’t have time to philosophize about it while in the heat of action.

Road House is the great post-Hawks Hawksian movie. It’s about men who live by a code. It is post Hawksian because the men talk about the code, and also because, in a more highly urban modern society, the men are more transient. In a quintessential Hawks movie, the pattern of the narrative is that the characters do something exciting, retired to their home base – a camp fire, a sherif’s office, a pilot’s bar – plan the next move or relax, then set out to do something else exciting, retire to the base and reflect again, then set out for another adventure, and so forth. This alternating rhythm creates a soothing and reassuring affect for a typical Hawks film, the stability beneath the chaos that the characters are fighting. The films aren’t essays on violence. Violence is a fact of their lives, and the characters simply deal with it. In the self-conscious 1980s and beyond, you have to have a philosophy about violence, because half your battles are going to be with people who oppose resorting to it.

Dalton is “the best damn cooler in the business,” and in case you didn’t know it, in the 1980s bar bouncers, like bike messengers (Quicksilver) and arm wrestlers (Over the Top), had a cult around them, Road House is here to tell you so. Everyone is in awe of Dalton, whose reputation precedes him. And he is presented as the perfect man. He can stitch his own wounds and change his own tires. Everyone likes him, from the farmer he rents a room from to the patrons of the club he helps “cool.” He performs tai chi in the dawn light and reads Jim Harrison in his off hours (Swayze has a wonderful actorial moment when his attention is pulled from the book to the pool orgy raging across the pond from his room. He has to drag his eyes from a page, a gesture one sees in real life all the time, but which I’ve never seen in a movie before).

There are many things to love about Road House. One enjoyable component is an impossibly blonde Kelly Lynch as the foxy ER doctor. Another is venerable sage Sam Elliott as a weathered bar bouncer. And until the film descends into a messy last sequence straight out of a Phil Karlson film, Road House is an enjoyable revenge genre story with a despicable villain or two with remarkably clever dialogue, credited to screenwriters David Lee Henry and Hilary Henkin. Dalton explains that “Nobody ever wins a fight,” and Garrett works in as a bouncer in a bar whose patrons are so dumb that the bathroom “has a sign hanging over the urinal that says, ‘Don’t eat the big white mint.'” And this film may be the first instance in the history of American culture in which the phrase “It’s my way or the highway” was uttered.

Road House was made back in the day when films rated R actually had nudity and violence in them. But the film’s roots stretch back much further, to redneck noirs such as Thunder Road and Phil Karlson’s The Phenix City Story, and his later revenge fantasies Walking Tall and Framed, tales of a lone man who must clean up a town (themselves premises that hark back to western clichés) or best a racketeer. In this film, Gazarra has Jackie Treehorn status, lazily controlling the town with an oddball gang of misfits. It’s not entirely clear how Wesley manages to hold such sway over the citizens, but one thing is sure: villains have never before cackled with sadistic pleasure over their misdeeds as they do in Road House. And it is nice to see a villain who actually enjoys his villainy and the hedonistic fruits of his labors.

Patrick Swayze is the embodiment of the fact that in movies dancers make the best movie fighters. Think back on how lovely Elvis looked when he was engaged in a brawl, or how smooth and elegant Brando, who moves like a dancer, appears when he is punching some scum-sucking pig. Think of all the West Side Story gang members. That’s what’s missing from modern action movies, the sense of violence as a ballet rather than the definitive blowing up of snarling villains.

Road House comes in a fine widescreen transfer (2.35:1, enhanced) and numerous sound options (DD English Surround, French Surround, Spanish mono, with English, French, and Spanish subtitles).

 

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All the extras are fun. “On the Road House” (that title doesn’t make sense to me) is a retrospective making of in which you come to realize how hilarious Kelly Lynch happens to be, but also get a survey of the film’s impact on its makers. “What Would Dalton Do?” is a group interview with a bunch of bouncers, and the film also has a celebratory text only Trivia Track, that serves as a continual reminder of the worse cultural excesses of the 1980s. There are two commentary tracks. The first is by director Rowdy Herrington, which is highly informative. The second is my favorite kind of track, one provided by people who, though not associated with the film, happen to love it. Such tracks are few and far between. In this case, the yakkers are Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier, who know the film in and out. Perhaps the best part of their track is when they wonder out loud why guys like fight films especially when, as these two admit, they’ve never really even been in a fight of consequence nor ever want to.

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These extras are fun, but in addition I would like to have heard from the screenwriters, if they happen to have been available. Otherwise it’s great stuff.

Road House 2 boxThere is also a sneak peak at Road House 2: Last Call (though it is called only Road House 2 on the print itself). On its own disc, which hit the street July 11 for $24.95, 2 is an enjoyable attempt to recapture some of the glory of the first film, with the now dead Dalton’s son (we learn that Dalton was his last name and that his first was James) Shane Tanner (Johnathon Schaech, who also wrote the script; and yes, his name has both a “j” and an “n”) returning to his home town to help his mentor (Will Patton) out or a jam. The story borrows elements from movies such as Lethal Weapon 2 as well as the first Road House, but the villains are not as comical or ruthless as in the original, and there are no zeitgeist defining lines of dialogue.

Finally, on the Road House disc there are also trailers for the James Bond Ultimate collection, Population 436, and Freedomland. For the original Road House theatrical trailer (1:55), hold on to the previous DVD.

 

 

July 20, 2006

Noctural Admissions: DVD, An Early Frost

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:43 am

 

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Of perhaps only historical interest,  An Early Frost, made in 1985, comes out of that Hallmark school of filmmaking, which strives to make you feel good about yourself despite the quotidian trials of life, and out of that American tendency of cultural elites to instruct their inferiors: this is how we must act in the face of the AIDS crisis. As a Emmy winning TV movie that was heralded as the first film to openly deal with AIDS it must be saluted for its bravery; but as an instruction manual it is out of date. 

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It is one of the strategies of the film to sprinkle the cast with cinematic nobility in the form of old Warner Bros. star Sylvia Sidney, as the family matriarch, and Ben Gazzara and Gena Rowlands as the parents of the AIDS victim, even though their roots are in the tough New York school of acting and the harsh documentary naturalism of John Cassavetes’s films, whose uncompromising aesthetic An Early Frost‘s reassuring palliatives stand opposed to in nearly every way. Aidan Quinn as the handsome son is very good in the role but one wonders if his casting had more to do with his preternatural and exploitable thinness, like Steve Buscemi’s in the competing AIDS-crisis movie  Parting Glances (1986). Gazzara and Rowlands add an actorial heft in a film that in many ways avoids too much drama, not to mention the outward trappings of gayness. The film lacks a kiss (of any persuasion) much less a trip to a gay bar or a telltale tube of Vaseline near the bed-stand. It’s the most prophylactic gay movie, in all ways, since  Never Too Young to Die (1986).

An Early Frost first aired on NBC on November 11th, 1985, and was produced and written by Ron Cowen and Daniel Lipman, who later went on to do the American version of  Queer as Folk. Their work has the olive brach quality of the talents behind films such as  Making Love and  Claire of the Moon, seeking to minimize the differences between gay and straight culture for the edification of the straight half. Earlier explorations of gay culture such as  Boys in the Band, by vocalizing inner tensions uninhibitedly, ceded half the battle for acceptance to the “enemy.”  Curiously, though, An Early Frost subscribes to some of the most retrograde psychoanalytic views of homosexuality’s basis. Nick Pierson (Gazzara) is a successful businessman, running a lumber company with firm generosity. His wife Katherine brings the art to the household, teaching legions of small town American boys how to play the piano. The script suggests throughout that Nick is the tough but distant patriarch and Katherine the smothering, babying queer-maker. Their son Michael is manufactured from the nexus of their opposing developmental philosophies. Yet later, Michael’s boyfriend Peter (D. W. Moffett, Michael Douglas’s aide in  Traffic) argues on Michael’s behalf to the unaccepting Nick that Michael can’t help being what he is. This runs counter to the notion, inscribed in the film, that with a little familiar rejiggering, Michael might not have been gay. This reliance on psychoanalytic voodoo unintentionally opens the way to expensive sessions with somnambulant shrinks and summer vacations at a Christian conversion camp.

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The film follows the template of previous slow death TV movies such as  Brian’s Song, with the added garnishes that determined all subsequent AIDS-themed movies, such as the references to bloodwork, group sessions, the battle between anger and acceptance. In fact, it is interesting to see how similar the film is to  Philadelphia, in that Michael has just made partner in a law firm, though with  Frost stopping way short of the lawsuit plot. Instead,  Frost is about gentle acceptance. For all its earnestness and didacticism, the film is still heartbreaking in its near-final shot of Michael smilingly telling his parents that he loves them – both of them – through the window of a taxi (the mirror image of an opening scene when life was good), as he is about to be driven off, presumably to die.

An Early Frost also stars  John Glover, Terry O’Quinn as a sympathetic doctor, and Bill Paxton as Michael’s brother-in-law. QuickStopEntertainment was provided with a screener disc that was not street ready. It had the trailer, and the film sans chapter breaks, but no menu, no “Living with AIDS” documentary, and no commentary track featuring Quinn and writers Ron Cowen and Daniel Lipman. Wolfe Video’s An Early Frost hits the street on July 18, 2006, and retails for $19.95.

 

Take Me Home Blog #1 – I promise not to write about wiping my ass

Filed under: Production Blogs,Take Me Home Blog — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:28 am

takemehome-july18-celebritysamI’m Sam Jaeger, and this brand-spankin’ new blog is dedicated to our film-in-the-works, “Take Me Home”. I’ll describe the film soon, but for now I want to focus on my list of promises to you all; a list of what you can expect in the coming months. So without further adieu, or ado, or add-you:

Promise #1: I PROMISE NOT TO WRITE ABOUT WIPING MY ASS. Pretty much as it reads. Your time is precious, as is mine. If I had more acclaim as an actor, more notoriety (such as Kevin Smith, or Angelina Jolie, or Hightower from the Police Academy Films), there would be more of an interest in me wiping my own ass. But I am no celebrity, despite my mother’s opinion, and so I will keep to more intriguing subject matter. (author’s note: said author is aware that the subject of wiping his ass has been mentioned three times already…now four, and would appreciate you not pointing this lapse out to him. He is, afterall, an actor. Actors are easily bruised.)

Promise #2: I PROMISE TO RESPECT YOU EVEN AFTER I’VE HAD MY WAY WITH YOU. My friends can attest to this, especially the ones I’ve slept with. My hope is that you’ll feel a part of this whole process… what it is that makes filmmaking such a confounding and remarkable phenomenon. It does no good to keep you out of the loop. We’re making an indie film on a very tight budget here. No Paramount Exec is going to come in and curb our discussions. The Department of Homeland Security is another matter.

Promise #3: I PROMISE TO EVENTUALLY SHUT UP. I’m not the only swabby on this deck, and I’d like you to hear some different perspectives on how this movie is coming along. In the coming weeks, you’ll be hearing from our producer Michael Hobert. A little insight: in addition to being our dutiful producer, Mike also plays Zach Braff’s intern “Lonny” on “Scrubs”. He’ll be popping in every once in a while to vent about all the crazy people he gets to deal with (the director being one of them).

Promise #4: I PROMISE NOT TO WASTE YOUR TIME. Only you can do that. But, if you DO decide to waste your time, we hope you’ll choose to waste it with us. Who knows? You may get inspired to make your own film, and not only waste your time, but your hard-earned money! Sound too good to be true?! READ ON! As of today, we are awaiting a sum of money from investors. If this falls through, we’re going to make this movie with, yes indeed, our own income! Great idea, yes? “Sure,” you might say, “but isn’t that what destroyed Charlie Chaplin?” Yes it was! And if we can be counted among such greats as Chaplin, well then, haven’t we succeeded in our own way?

Promise #5: I PROMISE TO EXAMINE AMERICA’S DELETERIOUS CONNECTION TO FILM AND THE REFUSAL TO ACCEPT ITS POST-ATOMIC SOCIAL EVOLUTION. Pretty much as it reads.

And finally,

Promise #6: I PROMISE NOT TO WRITE ABOUT PARIS HILTON. This is not a gossip blog, got that? There will no star-gazing here, Paris! Take your crook-necked gaze elsewhere! We’re too damn busy making a movie! (author’s note: author is aware that Paris Hilton has been mentioned twice…now three times, much like the subject of wiping his own ass [now five]. He appreciates your understanding in this matter.)

Coming soon: Just WHAT IS this movie about, anyway?

 

The Fred Hembeck Show: Episode 66 – This Man, This Stan

Filed under: The Fred Hembeck Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:21 am

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With the annual San Diego Con currently in session, I thought this might be a good time to dip into the expansive Fred Sez files for my very own little convention tale – albeit an East Coast based one. Enjoy.

Odin help me, but I have absolutely ADORED this crazy painting of Marvel mogul, Stan Lee, from the very first moment I laid my poor li’l ol’ eyes on it!!

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That would’ve been way back at one of those small, monthly mini-cons the late Phil Seuling regularly held in New York City during the seventies, most probably ’74 or ’75. This FOOM issue, sporting the piece as its cover, came out in late ’76, but I clearly recall having had Arnold Sawyer’s masterpiece proudly hanging on my walls for a considerable amount of time already by then. And, believe it or not, I STILL do!

Yup, along with Neal Adams’ magnificent theatrical poster for the legendary sci-fi extravaganza, WARP, this remains my most beloved piece of wall art, and as I was loading up the VCR downstairs last night, it happened to catch my eye, prompting me to think back to our very first encounter. And I also remembered that not everyone shares my exceedingly high opinion of the piece. Far from it – and, as it turned out, THAT was readily apparent right from day one…

Like I said, when I first saw it from across a crowded dealers room, I made a bee-line to the table selling it and almost immediately forked over the cash that would allow me to take home with me my very own copy of this – yes! – Pop Art Masterpiece! Hey, what’s not to like? Combined with a very skillfully done likeness of lovable ol’ Smilin’ Stan is the cleverly colorful integration of nearly a dozen of his most famous creations – AND Howard the Duck. Hey, it was the seventies, after all, and Gerber’s fowl was getting all the publicity, so it makes a certain sort of sense that his diminutive hat was included in the mix. As for the rest of ’em, I’ll bet you can all easily name each and every one of them – meaning, of course, you’ve – uh huh – spent far too much time reading @#%$ing comic books!?! Hey, join the club…

Over the ensuing years, I’d always sooner or later ask any folks who’d visit whichever room currently housed this poster just what they thought of it. The results, I’m sad to say, generally weren’t pretty. Most seemed to find it either garish, creepy, a mish-mash, or just plain ugly – and these sentiments emanated from comics fanatics and non-fans alike! Luckily, since painter Sawyer wasn’t actually involved in the comics biz, but was instead a long-time neighbor of Stan’s who did this piece to express his admiration for the Man ( AND to pocket a few bucks as well!! Hey, artists gotta eat too, y’know!…), he didn’t have to endure the slings and arrows of fourteen-year old experts. Well, not usually…

Y’see, the poor guy wasn’t immune to ALL criticism. Flash back with me one last time to that long-ago mini-con. I hadn’t started up my cartooning as of yet, so I was just another nameless fan wandering endlessly through the aisles. On maybe my 17th time circling the dealer’s room, I again found myself near the table where I’d earlier bought my rolled-up treasure. I noticed that now, sitting behind the table with its original proprietor was none other than Howard Chaykin. Well, folks, I already was a big fan of Howie’s by that point, enjoying not only his stylish artwork, but his highly individualistic approach to scripting as well. And, whenever it snuck in, his bitingly sarcastic sense of humor, too. (I subsequently met Howie on several occasions in later years, and am pleased – and somewhat relieved – to report that, yes, he was always indeed a swell guy to me! Fact is, I continue to enjoy his efforts right up to this very day – but, anecdote-wise, that’s neither here nor there….)

Back to our story, then. As I hovered around the area, hoping to overhear some memorable bon mots from one of my favorite pros, a pair of teenage boys sauntered along, eventually stopping in front of the table in question, and looked up at the poster plastered across the wall behind the sales till. They considered it for a few seconds, and then one turned to the other and muttered, “That’s just about the ugliest thing I’ve EVER seen!..”

Our man Howie apparently caught enough of this exchange to cause him to lean forward, and request that our junior art-critic repeat his assessment.

“I said, that’s gotta be the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Well, don’t tell me, ” Chaykin said, a sly smile starting to play across his face as he pointed to the fellow sitting over in the next chair, “Tell him – HE’S the one who painted it, after all!”

At which point, our roving critic virtually shrunk to Ant-Man-like proportions, his skin turning redder than that of the Vision’s. I’m not all too sure Arnold himself was all that comfortable either, but it WAS a funny exchange, in a sort of nasty, Chaykinesque manner.

Proving once again, ALWAYS be careful what you say when you’re out in public – you just never know when Howie might be listening!

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Copyright 2006 Fred Hembeck

Music For The Masses: July 20th, 2006

Filed under: Music for the Masses — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:20 am

 

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Why howdy, friends! Welcome back to another edition of Music for the Masses. . .where all the cool people hang. So I hear. And, of course, by “cool people” I am referring to all my “homies” (Good lord, I’ve been hanging out with Double A too much) who be hittin’ this years Comic Con in beautiful San Diego, California. . .home to a gorgeous, temperate climate, sun-kissed beaches and umm. . .the Padres. But you know what I love most about San Diego? It’s just minutes north of Tijuana, Mexico. . .home of the “donkey show,” illicit underage drinking and the $5, back-alley hand job. In fact, that famous sign adorning the highways of southern California is actually a picture of a man, running from his wife and kid after she found out he went to Tijuana for a good old-fashioned, Mescal-fueled worm burpin’. Bet you didn’t know that. 

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Seriously, friends, I can’t wait to hit that convention floor with 180,000 of my closest friends. Good lord, I can almost smell it now. In fact, I’m so excited, I have already pre-planned my “attack,” and I have a loooong list of “must see” events. For instance, in the upstairs concourse restroom at Noon on Wednesday, I hope to catch the Star Wars “Crossing “˜Sabres” exhibit. . .

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“You show me your blaster and I’ll show you mine.”Â 

Thursday morning there is a panel starring the main man himself, Darth Vader, that I ABSOLUTELY will not miss. According to the description, Vader is going to be covering topics ranging from conquering your own universe, crushing the throats of your underlings without really even trying and, most importantly, how to become the “Emperor’s favorite.” Here’s a hint: it takes an iron fist. . .and, apparently, an accommodating mouth. . .

 

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“Watch your mouth, kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home!”

However, I am most looking forward to the once-in-a-lifetime event that drops Friday night. In fact, this is THE event, the payoff, if you will “Why?” you ask. “What could possibly be sooo cool to stand out amongst all the other cool things?” Simple. I plan on being front row for this guy when he hits the stage to sing hits like “Blue Suede Shoes,” “In the Ghetto” and “Caught in a Trap”. . .

 

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Question: How did the “Kling” here end up with Michael Jackson’s nose?

. . .in fucking Klingon. Good stuff. And I’ll be honest with you, friends. . .if I catch the Klingon Elvis show, I can die happy. . .alone and without ever knowing the touch of a “real” woman, but happy.

So, as you can probably guess, I have some packing and additional planning to get done. As a result, we are going to keep it short this week with a couple of quick looks at some new releases from Muse and the solo disc from Radiohead’s Thom Yorke. And also, as a gift to you folks who can’t make it out to the convention this week, I have compiled the official list of must-have, Comic-related songs so you can play along at home. What do you say, huh? Let’s get to it!!

m4m-july20-muse Artist: Muse
Album: Black Holes and Revelations
Bastard Love Child of: Radiohead and Queen.
Best for: Discovering your own, personal muse. I found mine sitting at the end of a bar wearing a tube top, some acid-wash jeans and a “hicky.”
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Black Holes and Revelations, huh? Here’s a revelation for ya’. . .before I picked up this album, completely at random, I had never heard of Muse. Not one song. Didn’t even know what type of music they played. Sure, I could have checked them out on any number of on-line music services, but where’s the excitement in that? I prefer to grab the bull by the balls. . .with my teeth, so to speak. But hey, that’s what I’m here for, people. . .to take bullets for you. Luckily, I didn’t have to on this album because it kicks ass. In fact, I have to say, I’m all over Muse like bad tattoos on Travis Barker.

Seriously, I dig the hell out of this disc. Each and every song stands out from the last and each is driven perfectly by the powerful voice of lead singer Matthew Bellamy. For instance, on the first single, the electronica-heavy “Supermassive Black Holes,” Bellamy hits notes that a pair of properly descended testicles just can’t produce. Then, just to prove that statement wrong, Bellamy drops into a throaty, Jeff Buckley impersonation on “Take a Bow.” Sneaky bastard.

The disc features a ton of electronic elements and quirky instrumention, all handled admirably by Bellamy, drummer Dominic Howard and bassist Chris Wolstenhome, but don’t get the wrong idea here. This is not an electronica album (see below). In fact, even though that first single reminds me of a shopping trip to Abercrombie & Fitch (the roomy shorts allow “the boys” a nice bit of breathing room, thank you very much), the album is largely guitar driven with that one track designed, with tongue firmly in check, to freak the shit out of long time fans. No other track on the disc is remotely like it.

If you are looking for an experimental, yet highly listenable and enjoyable album that will run the gamut from moody Depeche Mode (“Map of the Problematique”) to Bends-era Radiohead (“Soldiers Poem”) to classic Queen (“Knights of Cydonia”), check this one out. Top shelf, folks.

Rating: 4 out of 5

m4m-july20-eraser Artist: Thom Yorke
Album: The Eraser
Bastard Love Child of: Kid A and David Gray.
Best for: Realizing that Thom should stick to using his computer STRICTLY for it’s intended purpose. . .surfing porn.
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The Eraser sounds like what Radiohead would sound like if they didn’t use guitars…Wait a minute. . .Never mind.

We might as well get this out of the way now. . .if you grab this disc thinking that you’re getting a new opus from Radiohead, HOLY SHIT are you in for a surprise. I’m talking a big surprise here, on par with opening a present from your grandma where you’re expecting to find the usual $5 check, but all she did was just shit in the box. Man, did my 7th birthday suck! Nope. The Eraser is not Radiohead. What The Eraser is is glitchy, scratchy, moody, EXTREMELY low-key electronica. Plain and simple. Think David Gray by way of Syd Barrett (RIP, baby).

However, that being said, fans of the band can take solace in the fact that some things never change. For instance, Yorke is still reed thin. . .like Kate Moss with a dick. Seriously. Same bra size and everything. He’s also as anxiety-ridden and morose as ever, coming across as a man that has resigned himself to being married. . .err, I mean, miserable. Sorry, Freudian slip. And the scary thing here is that he actually seems to be enjoying the hell out of it. Oh, and lyrically? Typical Thom. If you can make sense out of them, well. . .you did too much acid in college. Personally? Understood them perfectly.

Right from the get-go, The Eraser grabs you and whisks you to an “Alice in Wonderland”- type place where everyone has glow-sticks and drinks a lot of water. Many of the songs (especially the stand out tracks “Black Swan” and “And It Rained All Night”) on the short, little disc (9 tracks, 41 minutes) deal with crumbling relationships and loss, with the two, notable exception being “Atoms For Peace” which decries the “many lies” of the war in Iraq and “The Clock,” which addresses the threat of global warming. I know what you’re thinking, people, and the answer is yes, this album should TOTALLY be a part of your next party mix.

As challenging as The Eraser is, it is an enjoyable album, just not in your classic, toe-tapping, sing-along, verse/chorus/verse sense.   This is a mood piece, pure and simple. If you dig the mood (THINK:  the title track to Kid A), you will enjoy this disc a ton. Otherwise, I’d recommend you skip this puppy.

Rating:  3.5 out of 5

THE SONGS OF COMIC CON. . .

 

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Putting the final nail in the coffin of that whole “Is Aquaman gay?” thing. . .

 In honor of my first Comic Con, I thought it would be fun to compile a list of my favorite superhero-related tunes. And, of course, by “fun” I mean provide you with a list of songs to openly mock and deride. Now, keep in mind, friends, this is by no means a complete list and for the sake of fairness, I took Elfman and Williams out of the running. I also excluded Queen’s “Flash” because. . .well, it has nothing to do with a fucking superhero. Science fiction, sure. . .but that’s a whole other list, Paco. Look. . .we can argue about it later, OK?  So, with all that in mind, I present to you the Music for the Masses Top 10 Superhero-Releated Song list:

  1. Wonder Boy ““ Tenacious D. . .anytime the “D” is involved. . .they get the number one spot.  “What powers?” you ask.  “I don’t know. . .how “˜bout the power of flight.   That do anything for you?”
  2. Ironman ““ Black Sabbath. . .”Now the time is here for Ironman to spread fear.”Â  Pretty sure this song has nothing to do with Tony Stark, but what the hell. . .Sabbath takes the “number 2″ spot.
  3. Resignation Superman ““ Big Head Todd and the Monsters. . .A rocking song from an underated guitarist and an excellent band.  Plus, he’s called Big Head and that makes me giggle.
  4. Superman’s Song ““ Crash Test Dummies. . .I always liked the Crash Test Dummies, although I will freely admit that they walk a fine line between “cool” and “annoying as hell.”
  5. Spiderman ““ The Ramones. . .You know why I love the Ramones?   Their songs remind me of sex. . .fast, furious and usually over in under 2 minutes.  This is their version of the original, Saturday morning cartoon theme.  Good stuff.
  6. Particle Man ““ They Might Be Giants. . .Along with a brand new stereo, Flood was the first CD I ever purchased (Before that, it was ALL cassettes).  Thank you, Student Loans!!
  7. Greatest American Hero ““ Joey Scarbury. . .Yeah, I’m sure you’re thinking that I’m a total fruit for putting this song in the list, but I’ll bet you money that if you’re over 30. . .you know EVERY fucking word.
  8. Kryptonite ““ 3 Doors Down. . .Again, throwing this pop/rock song on the list is probably making your sack pucker, but screw it.  It’s a catchy song and guess what. . .it’s about Superman.
  9. Ice Cream Man ““ Van Halen. . .Okay. . .I think I just jumped the shark here. . .
  10. Stop Talking About Comic Books or I’ll Kill You ““ Ookla the Mok. . .A funny as hell song by a band named after a character on Thundarr the Barbarian.  What more do you need?

Honorable mention:  Save Me ““ Remy Zero. . .The song that plays over the title sequence in Smallville.  Sure, this song kinda breaks my own rules, but it reminds me of Kristen Kruek and THAT is good thing.

There you have it, folks, and please note that NO WHERE on that list is Bonnie Tyler’s “Holding Out For A Hero.” You’re welcome. Now, by no means do I think this is a complete list and I’m sure some of you out there could add a few. So please, feel free to drop me a line at the email below and let me know what I missed.

Well, friends, the fun meter is pegged and it is time for me to bid adieu. But, before I go, in all seriousness, I really am looking forward to the festivities out San Diego. I think it’s going to be a kick in the ass and as far as the panels/events that I will ACTUALLY be attending, they are, in no particular order:

-Battlestar Galactica panel
-Kevin Smith
-Brisco County Jr. panel
-Adult Swim 2 for 1  
-Saturday TV Funhouse with Triumph
-A couple of the IDW Publishing panels
-Richard Kelly’s Southland Tales
-And, of course, Snakes on a Mother Fucking Plane.
 

By no means is this a complete list, but definitely the things that caught my eye the first time through the schedule.

So, until next time, friends, keep wearing it proud and playing it loud.

Send your Comic Con pictures, review copies, presents and assorted hate mail to:

M.C. Bell
P.O. Box 1222
Arvada, CO 80001

Feel free to email me at mark.bell@mci.com!

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What a coincidence. . .she looks like Leia. . .I look like Jabba.

July 19, 2006

Clerks 2 InAction Short #5

Filed under: Clerks 2 InAction Shorts — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:53 pm
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The countdown is on to the premiere of Clerks 2 (July 21st, natch) and we’ve got a special series of cyber-nuggets to keep you amped, featuring the plastic alter-egos of everyone’s favorite cast of characters (including a certain writer/director who shall remain nameless).

EPISODE #5: “General Master Shake” – The flick hits Friday, people, so here’s your marchin’ orders.

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Noctural Admissions: DVDs, Wilders Some Like it Hot and Stalag 17

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:24 am
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Some Like it Hot boxSome Like it Hot breaks all the comedy rules. For one thing it is too long. Whereas most comedies are 90 minutes or less, Hot goes on for over two hours. The first 15 minutes or more is all back story and set up. The film’s real star, Marilyn Monroe, isn’t introduced until 25 minutes in. It quotes a lot of other movies, from Billy Wilder’s own Seven Year Itch and Sunset Boulevard to A Night at the Opera. Much of the film isn’t even comedy. It’s crime story, with murders, gangsters, revenge, and machine guns. And it’s amazing what this film got away with for its time. Look for the line, “Do you pluck?”

Some Like it Hot, Billy Wilder and I. A. L. Diamond’s highly esteemed hit from 1959 about two ’20s era Chicago jazz musicians (Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon) seeking to escape the mob by joining a girl’s jazz band in disguise, began life as a 1935 French film directed by Richard Pottier called Fanfare D’Amour, itself remade in Germany in 1951 as Fanfaren Der Liebe. Wilder remembered it, and pitched the premise first to his writing partner, I.A.L. Diamond, and then to his new movie producing partners, the Mirisch brothers (precursors of sorts, to the Weinsteins), who released movies through United Artists. Some Like it Hot became the second film from the Mirisch Company, and the first in a long string of hits for them by Wilder, who was still fleeing Paramount after a dispute with management over the distribution of Stalag 17.

 

Marilyn Monroe

 

This ur-Hot was going to star Frank Sinatra, Mitzi Gaynor, and Tony Curtis. When Sinatra stood up Wilder for a luncheon date the director remember a good young funny actor he saw in another movie, named Jack Lemmon, and when Monroe called to tell Wilder she wanted to work with him again, Gaynor was out. (Some have said that Danny Kaye and Bob Hope were also under consideration, even Jerry Lewis, and that Anthony Perkins auditioned for the role.)

Once finished it was a hit, but over the years gained an even greater reputation as the top comedy ever, resting at No. 14 on the AFI’s best movies ever list and No. 1 on its comedy list, followed by another cross-dressing comedy, Tootsie. It has been mimicked in shows such as Bosom Buddies and the Sister Act movies, and remade a few times, most recently unofficially as Connie and Carla, experiencing a sex change of its own. Like several other of Wilder’s films, it was converted into a stage musical, in this case Sugar. Now it has emerged for the third time on DVD (this disc supersedes a dual release in May 2001, one a special edition, neither enhanced for wide screen TVs).

The first thing to be say about the new Some Like it Hot (MGM, 1959, 122 minutes, black and white, two single sided dual-layered disc, 1.66:1 (enhanced), DD stereo in English, DD 5.1, mono, original audio, and mono in French, with English and French subtitles, audio commentary track with Paul Diamond (son of Izzy), Babaloo Mandel and Lowell Ganz, and including oral history quotes from Lemmon and Curtis, plus on the second disc a new making of, “The Legacy of Some Like it Hot,” and carried over the the previous special edition, “Nostalgic Look Back,” with Tony Curtis interviewed in the Formosa by Leonard Maltin, Memories from the Sweet Sues,:” a “Virtual Hall of Memories, the original pressbook, and he trailer, animated musical menu with 22-chapter scene selection, eight page insert, post cards, dual keep case in a cardboard sheath, $24.95, released on Tuesday, July 18, 2006) is that it bears a better transfer than its predecessor. Though not perfect, it is anamorphic. Released in tandem with Wilder’s birthday, which is June 22th, and which was “celebrated” last month on TMC, the two-disc set adds a few more extras over the previous release, and though it doesn’t increase our understanding of the film (scholars are mostly left out of the extras even though several have written good books about Wilder in recent years) it’s good to have the new transfer.

 

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For more in depth appreciation of the film, one can turn to Some Like it Hot – the book. (Some Like it Hot, edited and annotated by Ann Castle and Dan Aulier, Taschen Books, 2001, $200 hardback, 384 pages, ISBN 3-8228-6056-5).

This Taschen book of Wilder and Diamond’s highly esteemed script comes covered in Banana yellow faux suede with red lettering and is stored in an orange box. It weighs about 11 pounds, and is shaped like a CinemaScope screen. And it is also at least the third time that the Wilder-Diamond script has been published.

There was a Signet paperback in 1959, and Premiere magazine published the script as part of a short-lived publishing venture in 1994. Do we need another iteration of Wilder and Diamond’s brilliant screenplay, especially one offered as an expensive coffee table book?

Editor Dan Aulier has an answer for that: “It’s one of the best screenplay’s I’ve ever read.” Aulier, who had already done two books on Hitchcock and who was approached by publisher Benedikt Taschen not long after Aulier published his book on Vertigo, took a year and a half to complete the volume. One of the main reasons, he says, was meeting Wilder. Admitting to some nervousness in facing the sharp-tongued director, the editor says that nevertheless that “was the principle reason for doing the book. Who would turn down a chance to talk with Billy Wilder – and to do so for eight weeks?”

 

I.A.L. Diamond

 

Production on Some Like it Hot, the film, began before the screenplay was done. Yet the finished movie doesn’t show any sign of incompletion or evidence of being rushed; the film’s climax is a natural extension of the beginning. Aulier accounts for that by citing “the extraordinary professionalism of both Wilder and Diamond.” On the DVD, Diamond is presented as saying that he and Wilder usually began shooting a film before the script was finished, though that didn’t mean that they didn’t know what was going to happen. The rest was just “paperwork.”

Aulier and co-editor Ann Castle, a Paris-based artist, have done a sumptuous job. Even though the volume sits as comfortably in the lap as an airplane wing, it is certainly the most supplement rich version of the script ever published. With its interviews with then-still-living participants, its array of ad slicks, posters, articles in fan magazines, publicity photos, on-set snaps, and frame enlargements, the book comes with a lot of material that augments the DVD. In fact, all that’s missing from the book is the DVD.

It’s hard to imagine who’s going to be able to read it, though. It’s doubtful that citizens will be able to check the bulky book out of a library. And with a prohibitive price tag of $200 dollars, it’s not likely to find its way to Christmas celebrations or birthday parties. Publisher Benedikt Taschen himself doesn’t even seem to care if the book recoups its expenses. In a charmingly clumsy afterward, he writes, “If it doesn’t sell, we will have great gifts to give for years to come.” This is unfortunate, because from its campy cover to its attached Billy Wilder caricature bookmark, Taschen’s Some Like it Hot is a treat.

Taschen is the prolific German photography and art book publishing house with a sideline in fetish erotica. Lately, however, it seems to have strayed into movie book publishing. Dr. Jurgen Muller’s Movies of the 90s inaugurated a whole slew of film books, that have evolved into director career summaries.

 

Billy Wilder

 

Aulier’s book contains the complete screenplay of Some Like it Hot in facsimile form, dated November 12, 1958; interviews with Wilder, Jack Lemmon, and others; reproduced pages from the script’s first draft; the Billy Wilder bookmark, along with an illustrated Wilder filmography; an international survey of posters and lobby cards; and most interesting of all, a facsimile of Marilyn Monroe’s small prompt book, with her annotations, which recently sold at auction for $60 thousand dollars, presented here in the form of a pull out booklet tucked into the volume’s inside back cover.

Taschen is basically an art publisher, and the real raison d’être appears to be the 600-plus frame enlargements from the film. They are beautiful. Great attention has been lavish on the background of the film’s production and on the presentation of the frame enlargements in tandem with the pages from the script. The only problem with the book is that it doesn’t seem to have been made to actually be read.

At the time of publication, Aulier offered no hints as to whether Taschen would tackle another script with similar intensity, but noted that there are several movies that might qualify. “Maybe Vertigo. Citizen Kane. The films of Bunuel and Cocteau lend themselves to this kind of treatment, too.” In 2005, Taschen followed up the Wilder book with a career survey of Kubrick’s art, with material from the Kubrick archives.

On the DVD, most of the holdovers are from the previous special edition disc. The new stuff includes the edited audio commentary track, with host Paul Diamond (who says he insulted Monroe as a young tyke on the set by calling her a fat lady; Monroe was pregnant before the shooting began,but lost the baby toward the end of the shoot). He surpervises recorded oral history comments by Lemmon and Curtis, and chitchat by Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel. The two writers are appropriately appreciative of the film, but say wrongly that it has no theme or meaning. They are good on practical comedy aspects, such as pointing out that when they change into women, Curtis holds back and Lemmon goes nuts, the reverse of their “male” identities. They also maintain that this long movie only has three acts (even Diamond says that in his archival footage) when it most clearly has the more classic four act structure. At 1:35:02, the screenwriters announce, “The third act begins.” No, in reality it is the 4th act.

Stalag 17 boxLike most of Wilder’s films regardless of whom he wrote them with, Hot is about a louse who changes. Here the louse is Curtis’s Joe, a womanizing and gambling con man who uses everyone, including Jerry, who is more or less in love with him (to him Joe is “some kind of terrific”). In the tradition of Hollywood, Joe changes his ways when he falls in love with the incredibly forgiving Sugar (Monroe), and they go off together in the end. But for a louse who doesn‘t change, turn to the also recently double dipped Stalag 17 (Paramount, 1953, 120 minutes, black and white, one single sided dualred layered disc, full frame, DD restored mono in English, mono French, with English subtitles, commentary by actors Richard Erdman and Gil Stratton and co-playwright Donald Bevan, “Stalag 17: From Reality to Screen,” “The Real Heroes of Stalag XVIIB,” photo gallery, 14-chapter scene selection, keep case, $19.95, released on Tuesday, March 21, 2006). William Holden is the louse here, Sefton, a POW who traffics in whatever the market will bear. He is obviously feeding off the needs of his fellow soldiers, but has no regrets and even a cogent justification. Based on a popular stage play, Stalag 17 is mostly static and talky, but when the film returns to the main plot about who is betraying the soldiers it is precise and executed admirably. Sefton ends up acting heroically but for a louse’s reasons. He remains true to himself to the end.

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This disc supersedes a bare bones platter from 1999 with some restoration work and more extras. From the yak track we learn that comic actors Robert Strauss and Harvey Lembeck hated each other and caused some disharmony on the set. An attempt to replace Lembeck with Cy Howard before production proved a failure. The retrospective making of features writer-director Nicholas Meyer, and Wilder biographers Bob Thomas and Ed Sikov.

Brat-halla #137: Norse Force – Cleanliness…

Filed under: Brat-Halla — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:00 am

by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

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July 18, 2006

DVD Late Show: Masters, Slavegirls and… Superheroes?

Filed under: DVD Late Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:11 pm

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July 18, 2006

Hey ““ I actually managed to find time to watch a couple MASTERS OF HORROR discs! I still have quite a few episodes of the series on my desk, and am looking forward to watching and reviewing them, but here’s my take on the ones I’ve seen so far”¦

Just in case you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about here ““ the big event for fright film fans in 2005 was the debut of an original Showtime anthology series created by filmmaker Mick Garris (SLEEPWALKERS) called MASTERS OF HORROR. The premise was simple: take a dozen or so of the most acclaimed directors of modern horror films and have them each direct a one-hour mini-feature, with no restrictions or network censorship. The resulting series was ““ as is probably inevitable with anthologies ““ something of a mixed bag.

Anchor Bay (their parent company, IDT Entertainment, co-produced the series) has chosen to release each episode separately rather than the whole bunch in a season set, which some consumers have expressed dissatisfaction with. But as the individual releases allow the company to really load down each disc with episode-specific bonus features, I really don’t see what those people are bitching about. Besides, this way, if there are episodes in the series you didn’t like, you don’t have to buy them.

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This past week, I watched probably the most controversial episode of the series, MASTERS OF HORROR: JOE DANTE ““ HOMECOMING (2005), from the director of THE HOWLING and GREMLINS. Not so much a horror film as a heavy-handed and one-sided political diatribe in zombie movie drag, one’s appreciation of the film depends entirely on what side of the political fence you stand on.

The plot is simple: on a cable TV talk show, one of the President’s top political advisors publicly wishes that all the soldiers who have died in the current Middle East conflict could come back to life, and tell America that they feel they’ve died in a just and righteous cause. A few days later, a shipment of G.I. corpses do indeed burst from their flag-draped coffins, but they’re not quite as supportive of the administration’s military policies as the President and his advisors might like! Before long, there’s hundreds of shambling “veterans” walking the streets, impossible to hide from the public and impossible to ignore. Oh, and it’s election time”¦.

Technically, the hour-long movie is very well made. The zombie soldiers are effectively realized by KNB Effects, and cinematographer Attila Szalay shoots a slick-looking little feature on a tight schedule and budget, with some very imaginative set-ups and evocative lighting. The performances are exceptionally good, especially Dante regular Robert Picardo, who does a savage Karl Rove impression. The script by Sam Hamm (BATMAN) is sharp if one-sided, and Dante’s direction is, as usual, polished, well paced and fraught with in-jokes and homage (various gravestones in the film bear the names of other directors of “zombie” films, for example).

But it’s not much of a horror film. Sure it’s got zombies, but in the context of this particular story, they’re only a menace to the current administration. As Picardo’s character laments at one point, “Why don’t they eat a brain or tear somebody’s throat out…?”

If you happen to be of Hamm and Dante’s political persuasion, you’ll probably enjoy the satire. If you’re not, well, it’s just going to play silly or offensive. And, if you’re somewhere in the middle”¦ well, there’s nothing really there for you at all.

HOMECOMING gets an utterly flawless presentation on DVD, with a razor sharp 1.77:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and a crystal clear Dolby Digital 5.1 audio mix. (A 2.0 Dolby stereo track is also included).

Anchor Bay has, as noted above, heavily loaded these discs with quality bonus material. HOMECOMING includes a very candid on-screen interview with director Dante, wherein he makes no bones about his intentions nor his political beliefs. He knows it’s not really a horror film, either, and that’s to his credit. There’s a career-retrospective featurette that includes interviews with various people who’ve worked with Dante -““ including Kevin McCarthy, Dee Stone, Cory Feldman, Ricardo ““ and that was quite enjoyable. There are on-screen interview segments with HOMECOMING stars Jon Tenney, Thea Gill and Picardo, a behind-the-scenes montage, a featurette on the writing of the script, audio commentary by screenwriter Hamm, a Joe Dante text bio, and trailers for the rest of the MASTERS OF HORROR episodes.

My favorite feature was an excerpt from an 80’s public access cable show hosted by MASTERS creator Mick Garris, in which he interviewed Dante, Barbara Steele and Kevin McCarthy about the making of Dante’s early B-movie hit, PIRANHA!

Interestingly, Anchor bay has, for no reason I can discern, deviated from the standard MASTERS OF HORROR packaging with HOMECOMING, with a different front cover treatment and omitting Dante’s name from the spine. Curious.

Obviously, I can’t make a blanket recommendation for this DVD one way or the other. Whether or not you’d be interested in picking it up ““ even for a rental ““ depends on your own political beliefs. As for the disc itself, it’s an another excellent presentation from Anchor Bay.

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Fortunately, MASTERS OF HORROR: DON COSCARELLI ““ INCIDENT ON AND OFF A MOUNTAIN ROAD (2005) is nowhere near as difficult to review.

Based on a short story by Joe Lansdale, Coscarelli’s (PHANTASM, BUBBA HO-TEP) entry was the first in the series to air, and is a remarkably atmospheric, gory and suspenseful 70’s styled thriller, and possibly the scariest thing he’s ever directed.

The plot is classically simple horror fare: When Ellen (attractive Bree Turner) survives a car accident on an isolated mountain road, she encounters a hulking man-monster called Moonface (John DeSantis, BLOODSUCKERS) who is intent on capturing, torturing and crucifying her. Using skills taught her by her obsessive, survivalist husband, Ellen refuses to be a victim, and fights back.

There’s a bit more to it than that, but to say more might give away some of the episode’s many surprises.

Beautifully shot, edited and acted ““ with a particularly great performance by Coscarelli’s PHANTASM “Tall Man,” Angus Scrimm ““ INCIDENT is a taut, troubling 51 minutes, and my favorite in the series so far.

As usual, Anchor Bay provides a pristine1.77:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and a robust Dolby Digital 5.1 audio mix. (A 2.0 Dolby stereo track is also included). And also like usual, the disc is loaded with 3 hours or so of bonus features. There’s the usual slew of featurettes, with the requisite cast and director interviews, behind-the-scenes montage and career retrospective. There are two audio commentary tracks ““ one with Coscarelli and screenwriter Stephan Romano, the other with Coscarelli and author Joe Lansdale. The bonus material is rounded out with a still gallery, MASTERS OF HORROR trailers, a Don Coscarelli text bio, and a DVD-ROM screensaver.

Highly recommended.

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A new DVD label called Severin Films recently released on Region 1 disc one of my favorite late-night cable flicks of the Eighties ““ THE PERILS OF GWENDOLINE IN THE LAND OF THE YIK YAK ““ in its original, uncut European form, as GWENDOLINE ““ UNRATED DIRECTOR’S CUT (1984)… and a welcome disc it is.

Based on a popular European comic strip, GWENDOLINE begins when our naïve, virginal heroine (Tawny Kitaen, WITCHBOARD) is smuggled into China in a wooden crate. Soon she meets up with her friend Beth (French cutie Zabou) and is rescued from salacious slavers by a square-jawed, rogue adventurer named Willard (Brent Huff, ARMED RESPONSE, 9 DEATHS OF THE NINJA). Gwendoline’s searching for her missing father, who was last seen hunting for a rare butterfly in the Land of the Yik Yak, and she enlists the handsome soldier of fortune to help her. In the course of their dangerous quest, the intrepid trio encounters vicious pirates, fake crocodiles, giant snakes, and ravenous cannibals (among other traditional pulp story perils), before eventually coming to a lost city of whip-wielding amazon women ““ nearly all of them topless (and most of them bald)!

Let’s just end our synopsis there, for while the story continues on, with tricky death traps and sordid situations aplenty, it’s those topless amazons that make this movie the Late Show classic that it is. Outside of an ambitious porno or a vintage “nudist” flick ““ or maybe SHOWGIRLS ““ you’re unlikely to ever see more pairs of attractive bare breasts on display in a single movie than in the last quarter or so of GWENDOLINE. Additionally, the only things those amazons do wear is sexy, skimpy leather outfits straight out of a high-priced S&M boutique.

Directed by Euro-erotic filmmaker Just Jaeckin (EMMANUELLE, THE STORY OF O), GWENDOLINE is an entertaining mix of Saturday matinee high adventure, comedy and fetishistic erotic fantasy. And if that doesn’t pique your interest, then you’re reading the wrong column!

Severin Films’ DVD presents the movie in a flawless 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer, with beautifully rendered colors and a crisp, clear image. Four audio options are included: 5.1 Stereo English and French and 2.0 Mono English and French. The 5.1 English is probably the preferable mix, as Kitaen and Huff delivered their lines in English, while the rest of the cast spoke their own native languages.

Obviously produced with the full cooperation of director Just Jaeckin, Severin Films’ uncut special edition includes a video interview and a full-length audio commentary with the notorious director. The interview covers Jaeckin’s introduction to the European comic strip and how he worked to bring it to the screen, while the audio commentary is more technical, covering all aspects of the making of the film, including the stunning set design, the challenges of the exotic locations, and working with the various cast members.

Other features include a very rare vintage audio interview with cartoonist John Willie (creator of the Gwendoline comic strip) conducted for the Kinsey Institute in 1962! In addition, there’s a still gallery made up of nude photos of Tawny Kitaen from the French magazine Lui, which were shot by Jaeckin to promote the film. The disc also includes both the American and European trailers. The American trailer sells the film as a low-rent Indiana Jones-styled flick, while the European trailer is more moody and emphasizes the erotic content and kinky imagery.

By the way, Severin also offers the R-rated American theatrical version on a separate disc. Unfortunately, I’m not sure exactly what the differences are between the two versions, as it’s been years since I last watched the old American cut. Personally, I wish they’d included both in a two-disc set, just because I have fond memories of watching the U.S. version so many times on cable and VHS (I like the American poster art and title better, too).

Obviously, I love this film. After reading the description above, I’m pretty sure you’ll know whether it’s something you’d like or not, so if it sounds like your kind of escapism, pick it up. You won’t be disappointed.

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From BCI/Eclipse comes a completely different kind of escapism: Eiji Tsuburaya’s ULTRAMAN ““ SERIES ONE, VOLUME ONE (1966/67), featuring the earliest episodes of the fantastic sci-fi adventure/monster mash that has been a pop culture phenomenon in Japan for four decades, complete with a multitude of sequel series, feature films, and countless merchandising tie-ins. And it all started with these twenty fun-filled episodes.

Hayata (Susumu Kurobe), an officer of the international Science Patrol, is chasing a couple of UFOs when his jet is destroyed in a collision with one of the extraterrestrial spacecraft. As it turns out, the saucer is piloted by a friendly, silver and crimson alien from M78 Nebula who is in pursuit of Bemular, an evil, criminal monster. The alien from M78 Nebula saves the injured Hayata by transferring his own life force to the human and giving him a Beta Capsule -““ a device that, when activated, will give Hayata the alien’s super powers (and appearance) and make him fifty feet tall.

Over the next 20 episodes, Hayata and the Science Patrol tirelessly battle a seemingly unending invasion of giant, alien monsters bent on the conquest or destruction of the Earth. Every episode follows the same basic formula: the Science Patrol is faced with a new monster that they simply cannot defeat with the weapons at their disposal. When all looks lost, Hayata becomes Ultraman and saves the day by wrestling the behemoth into submission.

ULTRAMAN was created by legendary Japanese special effects artist Eiji Tsuburaya at the height of the kajiu phenomenon in Japan. Tsuburaya had supervised and designed the effects shots for all of Toho’s original Godzilla films, and while ULTRAMAN had a budget vastly smaller than those widescreen kaiju epics, Tsuburaya’s crew shows the same ingenuity and attention to detail in ULTRAMAN’s countless effects scenes that they had demonstrated on the features. The episodes are all action-packed, with terrific, old school miniature effects and an endless parade of impressively insane monster suits (including, in one episode, a thinly disguised Godzilla!).

BCI presents ULTRAMAN SERIES ONE, VOLUME ONE in its original, 1.33:1 full frame aspect ratio. The transfer is quite good, with bright, vivid colors and only minimal print damage. Black levels are rock solid, and details are sharp throughout. There are no noticeable problems with compression, artifacts or edge enhancement. This set comes with Japanese and English audio tracks, presented in Dolby Digital mono. The Japanese language is preferable, as it is free of any hiss or distortion and dialogue is crisp and clear. The English dubbed track has some distinct background hiss and other occasional defects. Optional English subtitles have been included.

BCI/Eclipse’s extras include the U.S. opening credits and an extensive kajiu (Monster) encyclopedia detailing all the monsters that appear in the series. There’s also an interview with American voice actors Peter Fernandez, Corrine and Earl Hammond, the U.S. credits sequence with its catchy theme song, and a booklet with liner notes on Eiji Tsuburaya and the ULTRAMAN series, and an episode synopsis for all the episodes included with this set.

For kaiju fans, kids who enjoy TV shows like POWER RANGERS, or adults looking for unsophisticated, nostalgic entertainment, ULTRAMAN, SERIES ONE is highly recommended. And, conveniently enough, it streets today!

Next time, I’ll be taking a look at the DVD legacy of the late mystery author Mickey Spillane, who passed away this week at age 88. I knew Mickey slightly, having worked with him on a comic book project back in the Nineties, and I wanted to pay tribute to a man I greatly admire. We’ll be looking at some Stacy Keach Mike Hammer TV shows, a bunch of DVDs by Spillane admirer Max Allan Collins, and the Mick himself in his few starring movie roles. I hope you’ll make a point of checking it out next Tuesday.

Before I wrap up this column, I’d like to call your attention to the Special Contest going on over at the official DVD Late Show website. Courtesy of Buena Vista Home Video, I have five copies each of the latest instant exploitation classics from Executive Producer and drive-in demigod Roger Corman ““ ASPHALT WARS and SCORPIUS GIGANTUS, starring Jeff Fahey ““ to give away free to a handful of lucky DVD Late Show readers!

Go to the DVD Late Show site for contest details. Note: this is not a Quick-Stop sponsored contest. It’s strictly between you, Disney, and me baby! Also, every review I’ve written for this column is archived at www.dvdlateshow.com, now searchable both by publication date and by title. There’s bonus reviews by pals of mine, and a couple of other features, too. So why not head over when you’re finished here, enter the contest, and browse around for a while?

Comments about this column or DVD-related questions? Feel free to contact me at dvdlateshow@atomicpulp.com.

Toy Box: Hot Toys Batman Begins

Filed under: Toy Box — admin @ 1:23 am

 

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Along with all the other awards and honors that Batman Begins garnered, it gets the dubious honor of being the film with the most expensive 12″ versions of its lead character, ever.  Yep, no fewer than five different companies have produced figures based on the Christian Bale Batman. 

Of course, Mattel did their version.  The 13″ Action Cape Batman is one of the coolest for the price, but it’s not an expensive version.  Then DC Direct did theirs, and fans started to spend some cash, usually around $70.  Not to be out done, Medicom came in with the most expensive version to date, costing as much as $200.

Two more companies are coming to the party late, hitting the mid-range of the expensive stuff.  Takara has theirs coming out within the next month, and Hot Toys has just released their version, which I’m reviewing tonight.  Both of these can be had in the $125 – $150 range, depending on where (and when) you buy.

Once the Takara is out, I’ll do a full rundown of all five figures together – a huge, mega-comparison of the pros and cons.  Until then, let’s take a look at the Hot Toys version and see where it stacks up.

If you have any questions, comments, or suggestions, you can always reach me at mwc@mwctoys.com. If you enjoy this review, take a minute to check out my other site at Michael’s Review of the Week, and let me know what you think. Now on to the review!

“Hot Toys Batman Begins”

 

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Packaging – ****
It’s not quite Sideshow perfection, but Hot Toys does a pretty nice job with their packaging as well.  Here, they start with an outer slip cover, complete with bright, shiny eye catching bats and an slightly embossed photo of the man himself on the front.  Take that off the main box, and you get more photos on a standard five panel box.

 

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The packaging is completely collector friendly, with no need to damage anything in taking him out.  There’s no assembly here, unlike some Hot Toys products, and the plastic tray is designed to hold him and all his goodies in place without twisties or bands.

The only downside, is that unlike the recent exceptional Sideshow Star Wars packaging, this box sports zero background information or text.  With all that real estate to work with, something would have been nice.  On the upside, since these are very limited (only 1100), there is a certificate of authenticity included.  If you’re going to do a limited, numbered run though, you should print the edition number on the box, not just on the COA.

 

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Sculpting – ***1/2
Hot Toys did a very nice job capturing the Bale Batman, making it look enough like him to know they tried, and yet making it enough like a generic person to make the cowl actually work the way it’s supposed to.  Remember, you’re not supposed to recognize who this is – otherwise wearing the mask would be bit foolish.

 

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The head sculpt has nice, sharp, crisp lines, and is made from a solid material that holds detail well.  He has a neutral expression, befitting a man who shows little emotion.

I’ll get into the sculpt of the armor in the Outfit section, but suffice to say that it looks stupendous.  The main hands that he comes pacaged with are sculpted into fists, a squidge small proportionally speaking, but not too bad.  Better that they are a squidge small, than the oven mitts we’ve seen on some other versions.

And speaking of proportions, the head is just about the right size, considering the mask.  Any normal human wearing a mask over a normally proportioned head is going to end up with one that’s slightly big on his frame, but here the difference is just about right.

My only real issue is that the cowl sits up pretty high on the shoulders, leaving a gap.  This is a problem for the appearance of the figure, BUT is important to the articulation of the neck.  It’s a catch-22, because you want him to look as good as possible, but he can’t look as good as possible without the nifty ball jointed neck and its range of movement.  While the gap hurts his look a little, it makes up for this by giving you much more realistic poses.

 

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Paint – ***
Most of the figure – including what I can see of the underlying body – is cast in the black plastic, but that doesn’t mean there still aren’t paint ops here.

The most obvious are the eyes and lower face, both of which are extremely clean and well done.  He does lose a little for the lipstick appearance, a common problem for male 12″ figures, but at least it was applied well.

 

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One of the nice features of the armor is the different finishes used, matte for the rubberized body suit with a semi-gloss appearance on some sections, such as the bat symbol or gauntlets.  These different finishes give the otherwise monotonous color scheme a little more visual punch.

Articulation – ***
Hot Toys base bodies are always highly articulated, and that’s the case here as well.  He’s got joints in his joints – only problem is, the armored suit makes much of that a moot point.  The rubberized outfit, with the tight fitting rubber body suit underneath, makes some of the joints (especially the legs) difficult to move.

 

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However, you can still get a fair share of poses out of this guy, due in large part to the ball jointed neck, and tight arm joints.  While the rubber suit can restrict movement, the elbow and shoulder joints are tight enough to stay in position, even fighting against the clothes.

This is not a bulky body though, not even as bulky as the chest might imply.  When you handle him, you’ll find out that the chest piece has air between it and the actually body, and depending on what you do with the chest and waist joints, it can cause issues in some poses.

None of the hands are articulated, but that’s absolutely fine by me.  There’s a nice assortment to allow for the basics plus a couple unique poses, and finger articulation tends to be a good idea that executes badly.

Outfit – ***1/2
Clearly the single most important aspect of this figure is the outfit.  Hot Toys has done an excellent job capturing the style and design of the Begins costume, shrunk down in scale.

The armor is made from a soft rubber, but not so soft that it appears unrealistic.  Underneath is a rubberized body suit that fits extremely tight, and meshes well with the outer armor.  There’s some excellent sculpting work, and he certainly matches the source material as well as any version to date.

 

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Two aspects of his costume really stand out – the cape and the belt.  The cape is HUGE, much like the Medicom version, and drapes out nicely from his body.  It’s made from a very high quality material, and permanently attached to the shoulders.  It does not interfere with the head/neck articulation.

The belt has the most sculpt detail of any piece, and I believe it’s also removable.  The package implies it is, but I couldn’t quite figure out how to get it unhooked, and I wasn’t going to break it just for giggles.  There’s a place on the left side for the batarangs, and various other tubes and gadgets are sculpted and permanently attached to the belt.

The big negative for me with the outfit is the gauntlets.  They are very tight to the forearms, which is good, but they are also sculpted to work with the hands in only one direction.  Getting the spikes to line up on the forearm where you want them, and getting the hands in the pose that looks good, can be quite the puzzle at times.

Is the costume fully removable?  I doubt it.  The inner body suit is probably stitched to the body, and to get this tight of a fit and look usually requires a permanent attachment.

Accessories – ***1/2
Where does he get those wonderful toys?  One of Batman’s assets is all the nifty gadgets, so there’s never any excuse for a Batman toy without toys of his own.  This version comes with his grappling gun, two batarangs, gas bomb, and five additional hands.

 

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The hands are all well sculpted, and designed to work well with certain accessories.  There’s a left hand to hold the bomb, a right hand to hold the gun, two open ‘knife’ hands, and a right hand in the traditional two fingered point.  The hands attach to relatively short posts in the wrists, quite close to the palm.  The big problem is that they fall off whenever you try to move them, because the hands ride inside the gauntlets quite deeply.  While this is another of those visual pluses, it does mean that the usually useful Hot Toys wrists joints are rendered moot.

The batarangs are identical, and can snap on his utility belt.  In some versions of this character by other companies, the gun can attach to the back of the belt, but not this time around.  And while the bomb is tiny (and easy to lose), it has a terrific sculpt and paint job.

Fun Factor – ***
If you have a kid on your list that needs a sixth scale Batman figure from the movie, then hunt down an Action Cape Batman.  He’ll be happy, your wallet will be happy, and some eight year old kid won’t grab the cape of a Hot Toys version and start swinging it over his head like a dead cat.

But if you’re looking to pick up a very cool version for a slightly older kid, one who is a huge fan and will treat this little guy with moderate respect, then the Hot Toys version might be just what you’re looking for.  And if you’re looking to pick up something for me for Christmas, real estate and cash work equally well.

Value – **
I’m grading this at the original cost of $120.  At this point however, you’re unlikely to find one even at that price.

You are getting excellent quality here, but there are still a few nits. Around $100 is about the right average price for this figure, and below that you’d start seeing real ‘value’.  At the $120, or more likely $140, that you’re actually paying, it’s not a terrific buy.

Still, keep in mind that this is a very limited figure, another factor in driving up the price.  With only 1100 produced, the per unit cost was bound to be expensive, and that passes on to you in the retail price.  Of course, with that few produced, it’s unlikely that you couldn’t sell this figure later if you were unhappy with it, at your cost or higher.

Things to Watch Out For –
Not much.  If you do try taking off that belt, I’d be extra careful, and keep an eye on those batarangs as well.  They can fall out of the belt when you aren’t looking, and the cat would just love to scurry off with one.

 

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Overall – ***1/2
With all these different versions out there, especially at such high prices, the big question is which is the best.  At this point, if I could only have one, I’d go with the Hot Toys version.  I really like this head sculpt, the costume looks great, and while keeping the hands attached is an issue, he’s still well above either the DC Direct or Medicom offerings.

There’s still the Takara version to be evaluated though, and based on past history, I have a suspicion that their’s will be the one to beat.  Once I have that one in my hands – probably sometime in the next 2 or 3 weeks tops – I’ll do an individual review of it, and a full comparison review of all four.

Where to Buy –
That’s kind of tough right now – with only 1100 produced, he’s in short supply.  Most places did pre-orders on him, and are now out of stock.  Sad to say that Ebay is probably your best bet right now, where you can find a few still around for $140 BINs.  I suspect that won’t last long though!

Related Links –
I have no shortage of Batman reviews, but let’s just stick with the versions particular to this film:

– there’s the under $20 Action Cape version, the $200 Medicom version, and the $70 DC Direct version.

– and if you’re looking for something more in the toy line,  there’s the Microman version, the Collector Edition, and the Battle Gear version.

– oh, and if you prefer your Bats big, there’s always the three foot version.

 

July 17, 2006

Spook’d #86: Extreme Lair Makeover – Gotcha

Filed under: Spook'd — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:26 am

by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

Larger sized comic

Spook'd #86: Extreme Lair Makeover - Gotcha

To see Spook’d host Alastor’s blogging silliness and more fun Spook’d stuff,visit the Spook’d Web site!

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Disclaimer: All material in Spook’d is fictitious and intended solely for the purpose of entertainment. Names are fabricated and any similarity to real people or places is purely coincidental except in those cases where public figures are being satirized.

Clerks 2 InAction Short #4

Filed under: Clerks 2 InAction Shorts — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:42 am
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The countdown is on to the premiere of Clerks 2 (July 21st, natch) and we’ve got a special series of cyber-nuggets to keep you amped, featuring the plastic alter-egos of everyone’s favorite cast of characters (including a certain writer/director who shall remain nameless).

EPISODE #4: “The Friendly Skies” – Sometimes, it’s better to just take a train.

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A Night Out: Clerks II Hits Hollywood

Filed under: Articles,Film Flam Flummox — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:12 am
A Night Out
-By Michael Dequina

July 14, 2006

Clerks II premiere ticket
“I’m not supposed to be here today…”

That oft-quoted line from the original Clerks seems like an especially cheap, if not downright cheesy and tired, way to start off this article, but it applied all too appropriately to my experience at the big Hollywood premiere of Clerks II at the ArcLight Cinerama Dome on Tuesday, July 11. I found out about the event at just about the last possible minute, and as such Kevin Smith, his trusty assistant Gail Stanley, nor longtime reader and Clerks star Brian O’Halloran were able to help me out as all of their allotted tickets had long been used up. After I had resigned myself to not being able to attend, earlier in the day at the film’s press junket I found an unlikely savior: Jeff Anderson. While I had seen the portrayer of “evil incarnate” (as O’Halloran’s Dante Hicks calls him in Clerks II) Randal Graves in person at a number of View Askew-related events over the years, I had never actually formally met him prior to the roundtables. But after overhearing O’Halloran’s disappointment at my projected non-attendance, Anderson quickly offered me a couple of tickets he could spare due to a guest cancellation. Thank Alanis for Jeff Anderson.

Twelve years have passed since the original Clerks was released, and the changes that have occurred during that dozen-year span became readily apparent upon arrival at the Dome a full ninety minutes before the scheduled 7:30pm start time. A number of fans and autograph hounds had already been waiting in the fan pit along the curb on Sunset Boulevard, bearing signs and posters and various memorabilia; hordes of still photographers and television media were waiting in line to get into their carpet-side positions. While those may not be unusual sights at any movie premiere gala, it is still a bit of a kick to see that typical hype circus surround this film, a still-modestly-budgeted, fairly low-star-wattage sequel to a micro-budget, black-and-white indie talk fest. It’s disappointing that the main marquee (trumpeting the Dome’s current regular tenant, A Scanner Darkly) was not adjusted to sport the Clerks II logo — or better yet, the poster images of Dante, Randal, and Jay and Silent Bob — to make the irony complete.

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But this being “View Askew,” while this event easily was the most typically “Hollywood” of the Kevin Smith premiere events I have attended (1999’s Dogma event and 2001’s Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back bash) in terms of location, size, and flair, there was a little twist. The quickly-filled Dome lobby was convincing visual evidence of the overbooked guest list, but the crowd was not heavily filled with famewhoring C- and D-listers who snagged a ticket hook-up by way of aggressive publicists; most of the faces were that of less-recognizable crew, cast, View Askew staffers, and friends. As trippy as it was to witness a sequel to Clerks to get a glitzy event treatment, it was fitting and refreshing to see that the capacity audience was no parade of party-hopping Us Weekly glamazons.

Thus this grandiose affair also had the air of a family one. The recognizable faces on hand were largely confined to the principal cast–O’Halloran, Anderson, Smith, Jason Mewes (Jay), Rosario Dawson (Becky), Jennifer Schwalbach (Emma), and Trevor Fehrman (Elias)–and the smaller supporting and cameo players: Jason Lee, Earthquake, Kevin Weisman, Zak Knutson, Jake Richardson, and young Harley Quinn Smith. Askew film alumni Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Dwight Ewell were also spotted on hand, as well as a few familiar to the Askew faithful: Stanley, Bryan Johnson, Brian Lynch, and webmaster extraordinaire Ming Chen. Just prior to showtime (which was the premiere-standard 20-25 minutes later than the scheduled start), Smith made his customary introductory remarks, but he was decidedly less verbose than usual–perhaps due to the fact that he had spent the whole earlier part of the day giving interviews. Instead of a long speech, he called up the main cast members to join him at the front of the theatre to get their due applause — again adding to the family atmosphere to the event.

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However, when the film was over and the scene shifted a few blocks up Vine Street for the afterparty at Avalon, such an atmosphere disappeared, and Askew-ed Hollywood made way for typical Hollywood. The Dogma and Jay and Bob afterparties forewent the usual tack of taking place at a trendy club spot (the former at the restaurant Dominick’s; the latter at a converted parking lot), but despite some effort to bring some specialized flavor to the event — still shots of New Jersey and various residents continuously flashed on a large screen; bartenders and waiters wearing Mooby’s employee garb — it felt more like a typical club scene than a premiere afterevent, much less a View Askew one. Some more random faces started to show up (including Cuba Gooding Jr.), and while Dawson, Mewes, and Lee’s assigned, dance floor-close tables were fairly open (and dancin’ Dawson made herself very accessible to anyone), party organizers placed the other talent tables literally behind that proverbial velvet rope, with a security guard controlling — or, more appropriately, restricting — access to Smith’s booth. But perhaps the most Hollywood of all was how the food (mini burgers served in those cardboard Chinese food boxes) was made available only to those at those VIP tables. No open buffet or anything for the regular folk; they were left to starve and pay a cool four bucks a pop for a mere bottle of water. It truly has been twelve long years since that modest little do-it-yourself movie first started a buzz.

Special thanks to Jeff Anderson, Kevin Smith, Gail Stanley, The Weinstein Company, and MGM.


The previous Thursday evening, July 6, I made a quick stop (yes, bad pun) by Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash West to check out the Richard Kelly and Kevin Smith Southland Tales/Clerks II signing event. Since Mr. Big Boss Smith gets his fair share of coverage on this (see above) and his veritable network of sites, I thought I’d give Mr. Kelly his due moment in the spotlight as he unleashes his smooth “chin-up” look for my camera:    

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Special thanks to Richard Kelly, Kevin Smith, and Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash.

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Take Me Home Blog #0 – Clerks II Premiere – Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Kevin Smith

Filed under: Articles,Production Blogs,Take Me Home Blog — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:03 am
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Hi All. My name is Sam Jaeger, and I’ll be posting a blog here on QSE about my upcoming film, Take Me Home.

“How did I luck into this,” you may ask yourself. “Who the hell does Sam Jaeger think he is,” you may quip. “Who the hell IS Sam Jaeger,” you may ultimately wonder. Pertinent questions indeed, all of which I will answer with this: I am the Sonuvabitch who gets to play Kevin Smith’s best friend in the upcoming flick Catch & Release.

Now, as you all may know, Kevin Smith is a method actor. And as such, he was adamant about becoming friends with me in order to flesh out his character. Being an actor myself, I had no choice but to comply. Thus, a great friendship was born. (Quite frankly, we hate each other with an unebbing passion, but are too committed to these characters to pull ourselves away from the “cinematic friendship” we’ve created. To further this irony, I’ve been given this blog from Kevin and Monsieur Ken Plume to rap with you all about my own film, Take Me Home. But before I do: a prologue…)

It’s Tuesday, July 11th, 2006. Another summer day comes to an end in Los Angeles, as we carefully gift-wrap our smog for neighboring Pasadena. But this evening in the City of Angels, something special is underway: the Clerks II Premiere! My lovely fiancee and I made our way to the theater in style. “The Style”, by the way, being “on foot”.

If you haven’t been to a premeire in LA, I highly recommend it. There are thousands of people dressed to look like they’re famous, looking at you to see if YOU’RE famous, deciding you’re not, and looking for people markedly more famous than you. I have no idea who these people are, but they seem to be at every premeire, regardless of whose film it happens to be. Not even a View Askew Production is safe from the aimless souls who appear at these festivities. My theory? They live under the cinemas…

But more on that later! All you give a crap about is the damn movie (and rightly so). And sadly, all I can tell you is this: you guys won’t be disappointed. No, this isn’t an Ain’t It Cool News review of Attack of the Clones; this is my honest to God opine. But what I want to mention to y’all has more to do with the Master of Ceremonies, KS. This is his show, and as such, he was quick to point out how excited he was to have his crew there. This may seem like nothing, but when you’re not a key crew member or a star here in Hollywood, you are often invited to a seperate showing. One without the key crew members or the stars. Often held in dungeons or tunnels beneath the city.

BUT, not this premiere! This is a View Askew Premiere. And here we like to have our crew members mingling with our stars and our hoards of people dressed to LOOK like stars. And this is what I dig about Kevin: he don’t forget the little people. Why? Because he knows WE’RE ALL LITTLE PEOPLE. The star of the movie, the director, the AD, the P.A., the P.A.’s P.A… we’re all a part of this weird experience called moviemaking. And THAT is exactly what this blog is about… it’s about making a movie from the ground up.

In the next few months, you’re going to see how our “Little Movie That Could” makes it off the ground. From the horribly vexing months of pre-production, through the shoot itself, and well into the editing process. Who knows? Maybe some day we’ll be at the premiere of Take Me Home, standing in a throng of people who look like famous people, happy to be among them as they stare and disregard us.

Got to dream the dream, right?

-Sam Jaeger

 

July 16, 2006

Widge Goes Off #4: Deadly Deuteronomy!

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Welcome back. I know you’re wondering why I’ve called you all here and I can’t tell you because I don’t know myself. But I do know it’s a big thing.

[CONTENT WARNING] This podcast contains foul language and has caused laboratory rats to both explode and implode simultaneously.

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widgepic.jpgThat’s right, kids, that means it’s time for another session of Monday Morning Box Office Quarterbacking. Make sure you follow along at Box Office Mojo.

Pirates continues to destroy the box office. We’re going to talk about that and Superman in the podcast. I think Little Man and Dupree did damn well, all things considered. The Wayans had their best opening weekend since the Scary Movie franchise. Dupree was basically Owen Wilson’s film, although Kate Hudson is starting to get a track record for carrying films between this and How to Lose a Guy. Why it’s been an issue before, I have no idea. It’s Kate freaking Hudson, for God’s sake.

Devil Wears Prada has decent legs, although at this stage of the game it’s just waiting for DVD so it can get some serious profit going.

Cars is about to break $300 million worldwide, so nobody there has any complaints. Between enjoying this film and looking forward to Ricky Bobby, I’m scaring the crap out of myself, I don’t mind telling you.

Click is untouchable and what’s interesting is how consistently Sandler can open a comedy. He’s generally hit above $40M as an opener. Looks like the last time he didn’t was Little Nicky back in 2000.

The Lake House…yeah, I’m getting hooked on the Box Office Mojo feature that lets you look at track records for stars. God, I love this site. If you check out Keanu, this is exactly what you might expect for films of this genre. He’s like the Harrison Ford of his generation–he does great in action and sci-fi stuff, but when he tries to break out of his particular mold–he can’t do it. At least not and pull the crowds.

Nacho Libre is actually a career best for Jack Black carrying a film as far as adjusted openings go. And no, we don’t count animated films or even King Kong–because you know what we all went to see on that one. Not that we got what we came for, but c’est la guerre.

Scanner Darkly hits the Top 10 and I’m not sure what the thought is with this. Good P.K. Dick adaptations do well at the box office, unless Paycheck scared the shit out of people. Keanu normally does well with genre, like I’ve said before. Maybe they think that the Linklater animation has it so artsy that they’re opening slow to build word of mouth. Best of luck on that.

Join us next time for when we’ll have a helluva weekend to talk about: Pirates 2 still in the running plus the new M. Night flick, a fantasy romantic comedy with a spandex twist, a family flick, and the latest from our landlord and savior. Should make for an interesting weekend.

Special thanks to Exit Mindbomb for letting me use “Godzilla Will Rule You” from their album Happy Accident for my new WGO music. Check them out on MySpace here and I tried to link up as many songs as I could here.

Widgett Walls is the chief cook and bottle washer for Needcoffee.com. He’s also the author of Mystics on the Road to Vanishing Point and Magnificent Desolation. His personal blog is at OneTusk.com, which he updates when he feels like it. He lives and works in Atlanta, Georgia. He hardly ever sleeps.

 

July 14, 2006

Game On! 7-14-2006

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Hello again friends, and welcome to a slightly late edition of this week’s GAME ON! This week, it’s all for the 360 as we look at a few new titles to grace the next-gen console, as well as an announcement about some classics scheduled to hit the Xbox Live Arcade, beginning this week. First things first, however, so let’s get to the reviews.

G-WHIZZ

overg.jpgFlight simulators are as common place in gaming as it gets. Flight sims for consoles however aren’t as prevalent as they are for PC. Still, when one comes along, it hits that niche market that craves a little speed and the sensation of soaring through the clouds, engaging in dogfights and sweeping across the countryside in giant metal beasts with wings. OVER G FIGHTERS attempts to answer the call with some realistic style gameplay and customization, but eventually falls flat.

The game strives for realisim in every effort, from modern day planes and jets, to flight controls and realistic weapon loadouts for each mission. However, this realistic approach to the planes may not be thebest when engaging in a game of this kind. My first and main complaint with this game is that there really doesn’t seem to be a sense of speed when flying. This is where the game pushes the realisim envelope a bit too far. Sure, you may not see the ground sweeping by at a fast clip when you’re really up in a jet fighter, but just because it’s a accurate representation of flight, doesn’t make it all that FUN. Sadly, that can be said for a lot of elements of OVER G.

While the combat is passable and the controls are responsive, anothe rfault lies within the game’s targetting system. With most flight sims, when you change direction, your targetting reticule moves with you, aiming as you fly. Here, the reticule seems a bit…well, floaty, as it sways and sweeps across your field of vision. Lining up shots is a hassle, and getting enemy fighters in your sights takes a lot of patience. What’s more, with every bank and turn, it’s hard to fly STRAIGHT, as your jet will either drift up or down as you adjust your course.

Sure, there’s a decent amount of customization found here. Before each mission, you can adjust your weapon loadouts to your specific likings, and as you progress, you unlock more and more powerful jets to fly. And while the flight takes some getting used to, the online dogfights are decent enough for players to warrant a passing look. The single player missions, however, are a tedious affair, only useful for getting used to the controls and unlocking more fighters. The missions tend to be a bit repetative, and ground forces that you are to attack or protect are virtually invisible. Often, you won’t know what’s been attacking you until it’s too late, and you’ll have to start the mission all over again, as missiles from the ground pummel you time and time again.

The worst of it all, though, is that the game really doesn’t even qualify as a “next-gen” title. The jets look alight, but the backgrounds are bland and undetailed, and the details in the enemy fighters are minimal at best. The few story elements are done through static drawings for characters with paltry voice work. There are a few cutscenes that depict the mission layout, but these are usually skip worthy as well.

While it may not give you as much vertigo as BLAZING ANGELS does with it’s lock-on camera, you’ll still find yourself fighting with the targetting reticule as you attempt to line up just about anything in your sights. There are three views to choose from, but all react just the same with the same floaty target. The online dogfights save the title from being a complete washout, but the fact that the jets can only be unlocked through the single player missions keep this from being anything but a weekend rental.

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PREY

preybox.jpgLast week i checked out the singleplayer demo for PREY, and enjoyed it more than i thought i would. This week, the full game has been released, and my opinion hasn’t changed much from that initial demo review. There’s plenty to like about PREY, and after playing through the single player and “multiprey” options, FPS fans may agree with me.

What i expressed last week still holds true; PREY is a cool FPS that strays from the norm through it’s use of gravity defying manuvers such as walk walks and buttons in rooms that change the orientation of your surroundings, portals that move your character through levels of the ship and more. The weapon selection is unique and varied, and again unlike the majority of shooters out there, such as the leech gun, which syphons energy from different stations on the ship for different types of ammo output, from plasma charges, freeze beam, lighting rails and such. Each weapon has a primary and secondary attack fuction that vary the style in which you shoot as well.

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The other main draw is the “spiritwalk” when Tommy leaves his body and move around in his etherial form to unlock impasses or manuver past forcefields and puzzles. While a bit gimmicky, it’s still a nice change over the normal FPS fodder. Also of note is the “deathwalk”. In PREY, you never really die. When your health is depleted, you’re transported to the spirit world where you must fight and gather souls to return to the land of the living, bringing you back to the point where you left off. This eliminates the need for backtracking and redoing sections of the game that you’ve done before and have to repeat due to a death reload.The multiplayer aspects here are a ton of fun too, and though they don’t offer a huge amount of options (just Deathmatch and Team Deathmatch are available) the variety of the weapons and levels found here certainly spice things up. You can fully use the wall paths and gravity defying devices found around each level, opening up playing field that most FPS’ ignore…the sky is literally the limit here.

The game is fun, no doubt about it here. And with the furious and UNREAL type gameplay found in the “Multiprey” section of the game, there’s certainly something different that FPS fans can enjoy until the bigger guns of HALO and GEARS OF WAR come along. It’s unique, it’s fresh, and it’s nice to see something taking a risk by trying something different…and having it work on all levels.

One Gamer’s Opinion:
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XBOX LIVE ARCADE

This week, Xbox Marketplace began “Xbox Live Arcade Wednesdays” by releasing FROGGER for download in the arcade. Every Wednesday for the next month, they’ll be offering a new arcade title, which is nice since we haven’t seen anything at all since the super-addictive UNO back in May. Next week it’s a new title called CLONING CLYDE, followed by GALAGA on July 26th, STREET FIGHTER II’ HYPER FIGHTING EDITION on August 2nd, and finally PAC-MAN on August 9th. I’m most excited about STREET FIGHTER II, as i’ve been waiting for that one since they announced it back in February. Now all we need is for Konami to finish up the Live Arcade version of CONTRA, and I can die happy. Hit me up online for some Co-Op or VS games, my gamer tag is “Insane Ian B”.

And that’s all for this week, kids. Tune in next week as we look at more reviews and news, including some PSP titles such as JUICED ELIMINATOR. Until then, Game On!

Addicted to Bad: Evil (Brain) Dead

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Say what you will about Enron and Worldcom and Tyco, at least they never allowed their artificially intelligent mainframe to kill all the employees of their secret underground headquarters after a killer virus was unleashed by mercenary techno-terrorists. Yep, you can say a lot of things about those companies, but their underground headquarters weren’t at all secret.

poster.jpgNo such luck in RESIDENT EVIL, the “film” based on the “popular” video game about shooting things, where employees of “the Hive” are drowned, decapitated, and brutally edited right out of existence by the Red Queen, the holographic representation of the Hive’s supercomputer, modeled (we’re told) after the programmer’s extremely creepy, extremely English daughter. I’m not blaming these workers for winding up dead of a flesh-eating virus and all, but maybe the first clue that you had made a poor career choice was that the interface for your timesheet is a weird little holographic girl. That, and your office is called “the Hive.”

And, as anyone with a bee infestation can tell you, hive residents are not easy to get rid of. These particular ones are more difficult than most, as they have a nasty habit of coming back from the dead. (Or maybe they’re just really hung over. And missing eyeballs. Hard to say.) Enter Ukrainian supermodel Milla Jovovich, fresh from being annoying and mostly naked in THE FIFTH ELEMENT. Here she wakes up naked and curled up in the shower with no memory. Which, I have to say, really brings back memories of that one summer I was a roadie for Motley Crue…

re1.jpgEventually Milla finds some clothes and wanders around the house a bit, getting frightened by curtains and animals that appear for no scientifically valid reason. Then, sensing a trend, armed commandos burst in through the windows for no reason and grab her. Bolstered by the success of this utterly pointless move, they elect to bring the amnesiac supermodel along on their highly dangerous mission into the top-secret hot zone, grabbing a few additional random people along the way just for kicks. Because what’s a highly sensitive mission without a bunch of untrained, useless deadweight along to really screw things up?

Miraculously, they arrive at their destination with only half their team dead. Their mission is to shut down the creepy little girl computer, who doesn’t have an “off” switch, which should definitely be a feature on Creepy Little Supercomputer Girl 2.0. Honestly, no one wants to carry around an electromagnetic pulse generator just so they can reboot whenever Outlook freezes.

Before she’s pulsed, Li’l Creepy warns them that shutting her down will have serious consequences, but, in keeping with the sort of decision making that got half their team killed, they do it anyway. And right on time, the zombies show up and mistake the group for bacon. They have been ravaged by a virus that brings the dead back to life by, in effect, jump starting the body’s engine, but not the stereo or the odometer or the little computer that controls the fuel mixture that costs $650 to repair. I’m pretty sure the cigarette lighter works, but the ashtray’s full. At $3200, it’s a steal.

re2.jpgSo apparently, these jumpstarted dead people’s only remaining drive is hunger. And, for the undead, they sure seem to be picky eaters, because they never try to eat the drywall or the light fixtures or each other. Which brings up a worrisome issue: We see the zombies eat at least two guys, but what happens then? Can zombies be full? Can they gain weight? Do they poop? Because if they do, I’m pretty sure it has to be the worst thing in the world. But then, maybe the whole purpose of the Hive’s research is to harness the awesome potential military uses of zombie poop.

The movie, sadly, never delves into the obvious potential of the dung of the dead, instead preferring to let Milla kick things, mostly in the head. But like most movies adapted from video games, it’s akin to having a dickweed friend who never lets you have a turn with the controller. And with friends like that, who needs creepy English computer holograms?

Trailer Park: Why yes… I Will Be At Comic-Con Next Week

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By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here…

A lot of times I get people inquiring about a certain song that plays in a trailer.

It’s, perhaps, the one thing I get the most when people check out one of these things online. I am always happy to assist when I can as providing these kinds of answers is always nice to know people are reading.

Then, of course, there are people like Mark D. who took contention with my assertion from a column I did in January 2005 that goofed on coach Mike Ditka’s choice of sunglasses in the trailer for KICKING AND SCREAMING. I tossed out the idea that Da Coach was sporting BluBlockers, an innocuous goof that I thought lived and died in one week’s time. Nope. Mark just recently went on a week’s long journey to find out exactly what kind of eyewear Ditka wore and didn’t stop until he got proof positive confirmation of it.

Sometimes it’s the songs in trailers that get stuck in your head, be it Keane’s song “Somewhere Only We Know” in THE LAKE HOUSE, James Blunt’s ditty “Wisemen” for TRUST THE MAN but sometimes it can be a passing image and Mark D. receives a No-Prize this week for showing that obessive/compulsive behaviors know no boundaries.

Also, to those who are going next week to the Comic-Con in San Diego next week: shoot me a note to let me know you’re going. It’s the one time out of the year when I actually get out of the house and get some sun so it’d be nice to see some of you ‘Shooters, or ‘Stoppers while I’m there trolling to see what I can buy and ostensibly make a good enough case to my wife about why I really do deserve to have a 1:1 scale replica of the Green Goblin’s head next to my pillow on my night stand.

Now, in other, more enviornmental news, I had the chance to watch the documentary WHO KILLED THE ELECTRIC CAR? which was kindly punted my way from the nice people at Sony Pictures Classics and anyone within West Coast ear shot this week was treated to a short, yet amusingly poignant, interview with Chris Paine, director and writer of the film, on the Adam Carolla radio show.

Now even though most listening to Adam and Chris talk about the oddity that was GM’s EV1 electric vehicle leasing program, ostensibly to see how people would respond to this new brand of automobile, was peppered with jokes it was at the same time appaling to know that GM was folding under the pressure of outside influences, namely the oil companies, and never allowed those who leased these prototypes to ever have ownership of them.

They were all taken back, in perfect working condition, and “recycled”; crushed into pieces. Thus, this is only really the surface of what’s contained in this film by Paine.

Now, all things being equal there is no divorcing the fact that Paine, himself, was an owner of one these cars and making this movie seems like a catharsis or a call to arms of some kind. Those seeing the former will no doubt see the overwrought funeral scene in the beginning of this movie, where the EV1 is quite literally mourned and eulogized in a cemetary as some hippie cum granola head grandstanding that not even Air America would be able and spin in their favor. Heap onto this that Martin “tree hugger” Sheen is narrating this thing and already the film’s motives can be called into question.

However, the bulk of the movie’s weight, it’s importance is embedded with things that are not of the filmmaker’s making: GM’s awful response to why the EV1 was really taken off the road, numerous events that call into question who really is in charge of this country’s legislature and chilling reminders that conspiracies are not just for those people who like to rock a tin foil hat once in a while.

We are all beholden to an economic system that is based on oil, oil interests and the money that can buy every single person in Washington if given the opportunity and there isn’t anything, not you, you or you will be able to change the way things are. That, I feel, is the most sobering message in this film and one that, while there are minute things we all as a populace could do if so inclined, I think is important to keep fresh in people’s minds.

The film is so much more than the sum of its parts, from its dead-on use of interview material to its personal ancecodes of those who drove the vehicles and champion the experience of driving the cars while also skewering GM’s assertion that since there wasn’t a lot of interest in these cars it made perfect sense to kill the prototype project; there was, in fact, a waiting list of over 5,000 people waiting for these cars and, despite GM’s claim that only 50 of these 5,000 ever took GM up on a lease, every single car that was offered up by GM was taken by a willing customer.

This is a movie that should be required viewing for anyone who wants to see how we, as a country, can come to the point of where we’re paying over $3.00 a gallon worth of gasoline for cars that are actually getting worse gas mileage than their ancestoral brethren from decades ago. It boggles the mind and this movie should be seen as a first shot across the bow of monied interests that will continure to do whatever it wants with the funds it has at its disposal. WHO KILLED THE ELECTRIC CAR? is now out in theaters.

THE PUFFY CHAIR (2006)

Director: Jay Duplass
Cast: Mark Duplass, Kathryn Aselton, Rhett Wilkins, Julie Fischer, Bari Hyman
Release: June 2, 2006
Synopsis: Josh has failed at being a NYC indie rocker. Josh has failed at being a booking agent. Josh’s life is pretty much in the toilet. When he tries to figure out where it all went wrong he comes up with an idea that would be a small, yet life changing victory. He decides to purchase a 1985 Lazy Boy on eBay and deliver it cross-country.

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Prognosis: Positive. Please.

If anyone has ever cared about asking me the question “What’s the best way to start a trailer?” you can simply hop in your modified Honda hooptie CRX with the glass packs, Calvin pissing on a Ford logo, muffler that looks like it shoot russet potatoes and watch the opening to this one.

There is nothing mysterious about some of the more keener ways to get people’s attention but, at the absolute minimum, you should take the advice that dropping someone into the crux of what the whole movie is going to revolve around is a good idea.

What could be better than bringing people into a conversation where we don’t know the person talking, what they’re all about or why he’s talking about a puffy chair? I like this because we’re not subjected to half-cocked voiceovers trying to make sense of the plot for us instead of the actors, whose job it is to make me believe in the story, doing it for us; and that’s what we’re given here: dude buys a chair that reminds him of his youth, is going on a road trip to deliver it to his father and, by the way, this movie was a Sundance Selection and a winner at the SXSW festival.

Bing.

Everything I need to know about what this movie is going to do is put out for me to judge, a rather bold movie when you consider the amount of deceit that goes into a lot of trailers, and since it was so refreshing to me as a viewer I am pleased to give this movie more of a chance than I give others.

It’s funny that our protagonist, who really hasn’t been clearly defined yet, apes John Cusack’s boom box over the head shtick, something I am surprised hasn’t been done more in a co-opting culture such as ours, as he convinces his really cute lady friend to go with him on this road trip. We meet up with the dude’s other friend, a hippy Jack Johnson type, who expresses interest in inserting himself into this adventure and I think it adds a little extra element of curiosity that things shift in this direction.

A positive review from The Daily Mirror always helps; it’s brief, to the point, and disappears swiftly.

A jolt suddenly passes through me as we’re exposed to our main man cavorting and running around in his tighty-whiteys.

Quick love note from Variety is nice.

Our dude and his lady share a special moment at the dinner table and, I swear, like art imitating life it is disrupted by the guy’s insistence on taking a phone call from one of his “bros.” The accompanying violent outburst from his girlfriend is really unexpected.

The quick clips that come after this show us that our man is capable of rage all his own with his mouth, his hands and the way his lays into the car horn for a really long time. I am not sure of how to follow the plot further after things start to disintegrate with all these people, the hippie trying to be the calming force within the eye of these hurricanes, but the plot here inexplicably fascinates me.

“You want me to be this dude that I am not!”

Girl loves boy, wants to marry boy, boy pushes girl away but there is something real there that deserves closer examination. By the time the trailer ends my interested is not only whetted but I am genuinely concerned to know where things will go with not only these people but what the chair really has to do with everything else.

LITTLE MAN (2006)

Director: Michael Cuesta
Cast: Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Tracy Morgan
Release: July 5, 2006
Synopsis: A wannabe dad (Shawn Wayans) mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on the lam (Marlon Wayans) as his newly adopted son.

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Prognosis: Negative. So, on my way to see ICE AGE 2 with the fam I saw the lobby display for LITTLE MAN. I’m no expert and I don’t purport to know such things but the line on the standee proclaiming this new film is from the same dudes who brought us WHITE CHICKS is not one I would choose to use willingly, publicly.

I had the sharp misfortune of watching a part of WHITE CHICKS and I am positive you do not want people to know you’re the masterminds behind that movie. Absolutely positive.

Keenen Ivory Wayans, a true comedic talent who brought us I’M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA and In Living Color when it didn’t suck so much, is the guy behind the directorial lens and I don’t see any mention of this guy’s work which is a little disappointing. That said, though, this movie disturbs me a little.

When we start out the Voiceover Guy talks about a world of crime and for some reason I guess the phrase “world of crime” means being shown a static shot of a prison cell. I don’t know what one has to do with the other but it’s odd. Next, we get Marlon Wayans, a really solid actor when placed into a film like REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, starring in a weird amalgam of a kid and midget. I don’t think I can overstate that it looks weird, really weird.

Tracy Morgan comes in to help play the straight man in the beginning of this trailer as Morgan helps to boost a car that already has a Denver Boot attached to it. Ha ha, very funny, I know, but Marlon tries to play up this whole ruse as best he can, him being this mutant midget of sorts. I’m not sure if we’re supposed to be freaked out by this or that we’re supposed to take it at face value but when Tracy and Marlon go into a jewelry store to boost a diamond, with Marlon being transported via a duffel bag, I’m not sure whether to be insulted that we’re supposed to believe this or think it’s hilarious that this is going on.

I’m honestly torn because some part of me is laughing on the inside while another part of me is glued to the screen as I try to figure out why this looks so freaky.

Long story very short, the guys have to recover the very same diamond Marlon stole just a few moments ago as Marlon ditched it in some woman’s bag. Sooooo”¦Marlon is placed in a basket and pretends to be a baby to infiltrate the household.

I’m still reeling as I try and come to terms with my sense of humor on this one. Supposing that this is the accepted norm I am at least comforted by comedian Fred Stoller’s comments that the kid is adorable in a, “National Geographic sort of way.”

The trailer, for the most part, hits the notes that it has to in order to sell this as a goofy comedy: you’ve got physical humor as you have Shawn and Marlon drinking warm milk only to discover it’s breast milk; you’ve got the obligatory nut shot when Marlon swings for the fences during a game of Wiffle Ball; you’ve got about as close as you’re going to get with a fart joke as there is a struggle to apply a rectal thermometer to Marlon; and there’s the whole wife/mistaken identity situation that has been done before in other flicks and has been rehashed here for our pleasure.

I don’t think I am as willing to break bad on this flick as I am absolutely positive that I’m not going to see it. It doesn’t look like my kind of funny but, for some, this might be just the right thing for people come July. These people being, of course, those who thought that WHITE CHICKS wasn’t a complete disaster that begged the question, “What in the hell did I just allow my eyes to witness?”

THE HOLIDAY (2006)

Director: Nancy Meyers
Cast: Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Jack Black
Release: December 8, 2006
Synopsis: Two women troubled with guy-problems (Diaz, Winslet) swap homes in each other’s countries, where they each meet a local guy and fall in love.

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Prognosis: Negative. Seriously. Burn this film before others are infected.

Tripe, crap, bollocks and everything other adjective one can find to describe something savagely mediocre is, perhaps, the most succinct way of stating how I feel about this trailer.

Right off the bat I’ll start with the one kudo: “Cold Hands, Warm Heart” by Brandon Bensen is misappropriated at the mid-way point to give this trailer a jingly jangly kind of soundtrack and, since I’m a fan of the song, I am alternatively disappointed we’re given nothing but lameness to set the music to.

Now, I’ve given stellar comments about romantic comedies but, I believe, the reason why this one falls short is that from the very beginning we’re not given much to really grab onto that’s fresh or original.

To wit: we start with Kate Winslet speaking in rapid Olde English about being the pin pump cushion for a random man interested in just stealing some poon while, essentially, being engaged to another woman. Oh, poor Kate.

Next moment? Cameron Diaz confronts Edward Burns about being unfaithful. Ed admits that he has. Cameron punches Ed in the face. Oh, poor Cameron.

We’re a quarter way through the trailer and I am scratching my eyes for something interesting. I get Brandon’s musical interlude, and I get excited, but all I get for my troubles is a plot about some fake international program where you AGREE to trade your home, car, everything, to someone from another country. It’s amazingly insane that we get Cameron’s “inner dialogue” in full audio about stating the What-if premise right out in the open. For those who know a thing or two about comedy the essential What-If element is always implied but I don’t think it’s never been so forced, so out in the open as when Cameron’s fake misery sets up her eventual “trade” with Kate’s place in cold England for Christmas. This moment in the trailer really is representative of everything that’s wretched about poorly made romantic comedies.

All is not lost, however, as Cameron, in all her ignorance, wears her finest leathers and high heels in the wackiest FUNNY FARM-kind of moment: she’s unprepared to deal with the shocking conditions of snow, ice and a driveway that’s at least a mile long all the while lugging a suitcase and valise, wackily, through it all. It’s inane and for anyone here that finds this moment amusing, you must be part of the female demographic this movie is obviously pandering to.

“From Nancy Meyers”¦The director of SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE and WHAT WOMEN WANT”

Nancy, do you realize I had to see both of these movies? Forced to see these movies. You know what I found out about what gives and what chicks really want? Softball plots, dialogue dripping with enough estrogen for me to grow a pair of hooters like Bob from FIGHT CLUB and situations so skewed towards the improbable that the flicks should be reassigned to the Science Fiction section of my local video superstore.

Now, we progress further. Initially we get the vibe that Cameron is so done with dudes but, we come to find out, as soon as Jude Law comes into the picture, literally, he’s essentially panty peeler for the Englishman.

The trailer boggles the mind as, when Jack Black comes into Kate Winslet’s world, we shift violently to her, sorta, getting her groove on with the other chubby member of Tenacious D. I don’t know whether I don’t believe Jack’s ability to help carry the notion of being an attractive enough dude for ladies to woo Kate or if his pseudo-intellectualism that’s throwing me off. I also know that his place in this film couldn’t have been more glossed over in a hurry. Is he or isn’t he a love interest? I’m not given enough to go on.

It’s no matter, though, because I couldn’t be more eager for this movie to come and go out of the movie theaters. Pure saccharine awfulness.

SPIDER-MAN 3 (2007)

Director: Sam Raimi
Cast: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, Bryce Dallas Howard, Dylan Baker, Elizabeth Banks
Release: May 4, 2007
Synopsis: A specimen from the moon gives Spider-man new powers and a black suit, while Spider-man must battle the second Green Goblin, Sandman, Venom, and other dangers.

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Prognosis: Positive.

By the time the first installment of SPIDER-MAN was released I was deeply enmeshed in that film’s marketing campaign.

From the initial teaser, that was all but removed from the collective conscience because of the events of 9/11 from the use of the twin towers, to the full trailer that drove home every notion that Rami got it right that campaign synergized everything about that movie succinctly and perfectly.

Now I’m given this. I’ve been given this and I don’t know what to make of it.

Initially, though, this piece acts just as it should for a teaser: you’ve got barely a whiff of the concoction that is the final film, it’s more about words than it is images or clips and you’ve got a heavy handed score to back it all up.

The first ¼ of this trailer is just fine. You’ve got that wicked font that has been this franchise’s hallmark, personally I would’ve gone with Wingding 10pt, we’re led on an electronic rendering of Spidey’s costume which brings up a curious point: wouldn’t it have been that much more exciting to even have this very same sequence done with the real costume? Jeez, you could’ve put Verne Troyer in it and had the same number of close-ups with the end result being a bang, pow, eye-grabber.

Oh well, we plod on”¦

And then you give it to me, nearly halfway through the trailer you give me the goods and it is splendiferous. The black costume, the score behind it, the gloomy/rainy environment? Perfect in every way. This is the kind of cock tease that gets fanboys and nerds scurrying home to their basement lairs inside their parents’ homes just to start chatting away about what comic arc this story is going to be told from. Personally, I liked Bendis’ recent foray into how Parker could’ve been used as a test experiment which ultimately leads to the black suit and I am also partially fond of McFarlane’s take waaay back in the 90’s as I think, from a aesthetic standpoint, lord knows it wasn’t because of his dedication to accuracy from a physiological stance, seems like he was taking lessons at times from the Liefeld School of How to Draw Good. But see what happens? This kind of nerd postulation starts to happen and that’s a great thing to be able and do simply by the introduction of a black painted suit.

Well done.

I mean even as Spider-Man drops from a wicked height, his body positioning, his arms, his hands, all speak to the character that really hasn’t been given its due honors as a formidable element to the Parker universe. And, this too, makes my pants fit a little snugger.

James Franco, Topher Grace (who deserves more props than his mildly retarded cast member, Ashton Kutcher, as the real reason That 70’s Show was a solid show), Kirsten Dunst all make their obligatory face cameos which help to move this teaser along quicker than really it should; this is a good thing as, usually, you don’t even a fraction of what’s given so I feel blessed.

The eye candy explodes from every which direction: you get the Sandman doing his thing, you see how the symbiote attaches itself to Spider-Man’s costume, Thomas Hayen Church’s visage pops up, along with the Green Goblin version 2.0 and then a screeching “Huh?” with Parker’s alter-ego looking like he got his hair cut at Adolf Hitler’s Salon and Nail Barn. I mean I get it but it just looks like an obvious move to show how the evil alter-ego is making its way into Tobey’s life.

 

Weekend Shopping Guide 7/14/06: Going Medieval

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:08 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Not only has prep for Comic-Con been swamping things here at the Stop, but your editor has also come dangerously close to blowing out his ear drum thanks to the not-so-fun combination of an inner-ear infection and a cross-country flight. But enough of that… The IV is dripping antibiotics, and we’ve got a show to do…

Prior to his recent examination of the true history of the peoples we’ve come to know by the Greco-Roman term “Barbarians”, Terry Jones exploded the myths of the Middle Ages via Terry Jones’ Medieval Lives (BBC Books, $14.95 SRP), which has just been released in paperback form. With writing partner Alan Ereira, Jones deconstructs the false representation of the medieval period that was begun in the Renaissance and solidified in the 19th century, dealing with everything from Knights and Damsels in Distress to Mercenaries, Minstrels, and the idea that they thought the world was flat (they didn’t, by the way – it was a 19th century myth created by American writer Washington Irving). A great read.

One of the many staples of my misbegotten childhood was evenings spent watching the classic, newly-launched version of Nickelodeon’s “Nick at Nite” line-up well into the wee hours. One of the shows featured quite prominently in that evening-into-morning viewing was Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP), a take-off on the spy genre and Get Smart, but featuring an entirely simian cast… Yes, real chimps (you could never get away with it today). Kitschy fun, you can now own 12 swingin’ episodes in this 2-disc set.

Amongst all the sadly misbegotten misfires in the Masters of Horror anthology, Joe Dante’s entry – Homecoming (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$16.98 SRP) – is the only one that seems to have had any really thought towards telling a genuinely thrilling, and thought-provoking, tale. The basic premise is that, on the eve of a Presidential election, the incumbent Republican administration is afraid that their very unpopular – and very costly – overseas war will scuttle their hopes for a second term. They idly wish that some of those surely patriotic war dead could somehow testify to what a good cause the administration was fighting for – not reckoning that the soldiers will actually start rising from the dead… and begin voting. Yeah, you heard me. The disc features audio commentaries, behind-the-scenes featurettes, interviews, and more.

Irwin Allen’s Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea returns with the second half of the show’s first season (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), featuring another 16 episodes chock full of the Seaview’s deep sea adventures. Bonus features include a blooper reel and David Heddison interviews. I just wish Fox would get it through their thick heads – like every studio has – to STOP USING DOUBLE-SIDED DISCS. Crikey, people, come on!

The docs, nurses, and staff of County General return in the fifth season of ER (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), featuring the swan song of Clooney’s Dr. Ross, the rise of Dr. Carter, and the arrival of med student Lucy Knight. In addition to all 22 episodes, the 6-disc set features unaired scenes and the always welcome gag reel.

It’s interesting how different the comedy of I Dream of Jeannie plays in its second season (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP), as it made the transition from black & white to glorious color. Jeannie is one of those shows that cries out for color, as the 60’s began to blossom in technicolor brilliance and TV was pulled along with it, filled with fantasies of witches and monsters and genies.

The massive, nearly 400-page Who’s Who in Animated Cartoons (Applause Books, $19.95 SRP) certainly lives up to its title, featuring entries on scores of animators, animation directors, and animation producers. This a handy, essential resource covering the international animation scene, and is a must-have considering the bargain price.

Like an endearingly British cross between Quincy and CSI, McCallum (Koch, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) stars Jack Hannah as Dr. Iain McCallum, a pathologist solving cases based on forensics. What really makes the series – all 9 episodes of which are featured in this 5-disc set – is Hannah’s performance… Truly a thing of greatness.

It takes a great filmmaker to make auto racing in the least bit interesting to me, but John Frankenheimer managed that none-too-small feat with Grand Prix (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$20.98 SRP), starring James Garner as a Formula 1 racer out to capture the championship, and featuring brilliant split-screen work to show multiple points of view and keep viewers right there on the track. The new 2-disc special edition features remastered picture and sound, four new making-of documentaries, and a vintage featurette.

When faced with sudden widowhood and poverty, Nancy Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker) decides to do whatever she can to support her kids and their middle-class suburban lifestyle, including entering the workforce. Her rather unorthodox choice of careers, though, is as a marijuana dealer. Sly and satirical, Weeds (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is like a cross between Traffic and Reefer Madness, with just a little touch of Desperate Housewives. The 2-disc first season set features all 10 episodes plus audio commentaries, a mockumentary, behind-the-scenes snippets, and more.

The brief 18-episode run of The Ellen Show (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP) finds its star in a state of flux following the unfortunate flameout of her once great eponymous sitcom, which is a true shame considering what a brilliant comic delivery Degeneres has. Returning to her hometown to receive an award, she finds nothing has changed – from her teacher Mom to the unfortunate romantic choices of her sister – and is stranded when her LA dotcom goes bust. As you can guess, comedy ensues.

Who knew Jamie Kennedy could do stand-up? Well, he can, and if you spin Jamie Kennedy Unwashed: The Stand-Up Special (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP), you’ll be as amazed as I was that he’s actually quite funny. The disc is also loaded with bonus features.

Phish fans will delight in the 2-disc release of Phish: Live in Brooklyn (Rhino, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), recorded at Keyspan Park on June 17th, 2004. The set features 21 performances, excerpts from the sound check, backstage footage, and 3 additional performances from the following night.

If you’re in the mood for serviceable horror on a low budget with an all-star cast of genre b-listers, look no further than the fine folks at Anchor Bay, whose latest is The Garden (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), starring Claudia Christian, Lance Henriksen, Sean Young, and a mysterious ranch where nightmares come to life. Brrrr. Scary. The disc feature audio commentary with director Don Michael Paul, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and the theatrical trailer.

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

Noctural Admissions: Books, The The Famous Movie Monster Art of Basil Gogos

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:19 am

 

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To everyone else in American the magazine artist they looked forward to was Norman Rockwell in the Saturday Evening Post. But like a few thousand sick and twisted horror fan kids around the country my “Rockwell” was Basil Gogos. He did the covers for most of Jim Warren and Forrest J. Ackerman’s magazine, Famous Monsters of Filmland. In fact, looking back, I have to say that the best thing about the mag was the covers; the insides were on cheap newsprint and featured stories that were mostly excuses for horrific puns. 

Gogos was a mainstream magazine “super realist,” like Rockwell. But he also had a vivid sense of color, and a flair for the dramatic pose. I love his cover image of Gorgo, with its rich deep midnight blue background, for example.

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Now, thanks to the new book Famous Monster Movie Art Of Basil Gogos (Vanguard, 160 pages,$24.95, ISBN: 1 88759 171 0), I am suddenly aware that Gogos, who is still alive, permeated the whole of pop culture, including work for men’s adventure magazines, book covers, and movie posters, and I know a lot more about how Gogos did his art. This oversized paperback is a career survey of Gogos, with many fine reproductions and a fine if somewhat cursory biography. Vanguard specializes in books on artists, including 

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Basil GogosI say cursory because there is no mention (that I could find, anyway) of the terrible tensions between Warren and Ackerman. But then, they may have been irrelevant to Gogos’s work for the publication. On the other hand, there is a lot of detail about Gogos’s covers and interior illustrations for many men’s magazines, an unknown terrain to most readers. The book is written by Kerry Gammill and J. David Spurlock, with an intro by Rob Zombie. It tracks Gogos from the 1950s when he was an up and coming commercial artist, through the Warren and mens’ mag years, to now, when he does special private commissions, works on charcoal and the occasional cover. There are extensive quotes from Gogos, who says at one point that his career making alliance with Warren was formed because no one else at the agency where he worked and which Warren contacted “was cut out for it, or cared to do it.”

There are also numerous testimonials from fellow artists. James Bama, for one, who did the Doc Savage paperback covers, said of Gogos that his work is “second to none,” which is high praise indeed. And there is also lots of detail about Gogos’s technique, from his imaginary quartet of colored lights which sometimes gave his subjects the hues of a Francis Bacon, to his transition from dyes to watercolors to casein to acrylics. He even experimented with silkscreens, long after the medium had been dropped by everyone else, but which for him led to some great covers, such as for the the cast of Tales of Terror.

Gogos Spaceman cover

The book is loaded with tidbits. For example, I learned that both Gogos and Bama used the same model, a guy named Steve Holland. The stolidly handsome Holland was both a thousand adventurers in men’s mags for Gogos, and Doc Savage for Bama. It’s too bad that when they came to make a movie of Doc Savage they didn’t use Holland, who as it happens already was an actor, appearing as Flash Gordon on TV.

 

Melonpool Quickcast #4: Getting Ready for Comic-Con

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-By Steve Troop

Based on Steve Troop’s classic webcomic of the same name, the Melonpool Quickcast features puppet versions of Troop’s alien cast, who are desperately trying to make heads or tails out of Earth culture.

Ralph and Mayberry attend to some last-minute details before San Diego Comic-Con International July 20-23. See you at Booth #1330!

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Scrubs Blog: Week 31 – My Sweet Charity

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Before we get to this week’s entry, let me mention that you should be sure to check back each week for more Scrubs goodies, even during the summer hiatus”¦

VIDEO BLOG #56: “My Sweet Charity” ““
In support of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, a Scrubs Scooter is being raffled off on October 7th. Tickets for the auction can be purchased online right now for $5.00, with all the money going to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Watch the first behind-the-scenes look at the creation of the scooter, and then head over to the site and enter by CLICKING HERE

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Comics in Context #137: Car Toon

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cic-20060714-01.jpgIt’s little wonder that watching films on DVD at home grows more popular as the theatergoing experience becomes ever more annoying. Now there’s an irritating series of onscreen commercials (Wasn’t the lack of commercials one of the advantages movies had over TV?), which eventually gives way to an parade of trailers, most of which work to reassure me that I don’t want to see the forthcoming movies in question. 

But the trailers preceding the new Pixar computer animated feature Cars served a very useful purpose. There were a total of five, count “˜em, five trailers for future computer animated films. First came the promos for Open Season, Barnyard, and The Ant Bully, each of which made its movie look ugly, frenetic, and utterly unfunny. And what’s with the cows in Barnyard? My fellow columnist Fred Hembeck refuses to accept the notion of talking animals, apart from Barksian ducks and superstar sponges. I take a more liberal stance, but cows that have both udders and male voices exceed even my capacity for suspension of disbelief. Just what were these moviemakers thinking? Next came the trailer for Disney’s Meet the Robinsons, which was visually stylish and striking. Finally, there was a trailer for the next Pixar feature, Brad Bird’s Ratatouille, which not only looked good but was bursting with energy.

In short, this succession of trailers served as a reminder that Pixar’s films are far and away superior to the many wannabe CGI animated movies that have proliferated in imitation. It’s also a reminder of why the Disney company not only recently bought Pixar, but also put John Lasseter, the head of Pixar and director of Toy Story and Cars, in charge of Disney animation as well.

Cars depicts a world in which sentient, talking automobiles fill the roles taken by human beings in the real world. There are no actual humans or even animals to be seen: other motor vehicles act like cows, and tiny, winged Volkswagen “bugs” act like flies. New York Times film critic Manohla Dargis chooses to find this eerie, decrying “the story’s underlying creepiness, which comes down to the fact that there’s nothing alive here: nada, zip. “ (June 9, 2006). But as I discussed in last week’s column, follows an old animation tradition of creating a community of non-human creatures in order to comment upon human behavior. Pixar’s superb character animators bring ‘ cars vividly to life. Dargis insists that “the film can’t help but bring to mind James Cameron’s dystopic masterpiece, , which hinges on the violent war of the machine world on its human masters. . . . Mr. Lasseter has done Mr. Cameron one better: instead of blowing the living world into smithereens, these machines have just gassed it with carbon monoxide.” So, if Dargis read Carl Barks’s , would she imagine some sort of combination and Holocaust scenario in which intelligent ducks had exterminated and supplanted humanity?Dargis and New Yorker critic Anthony Lane also attack Cars on the grounds of political correctness. Dargis contends that “An animated fable about happy cars might have made sense before gas hit three bucks a gallon.” Lane thunders that “With the price of oil gurgling upward, and even the President conceding that the nation’s fuel consumption could use a trim, Pixar has produced a hymn to the ecstasy of driving” (June 19, 2006). Did either of these critics stop to think that it takes years to create a computer animated feature film, and that when they worked on Cars (which originally was scheduled for release in 2005), Lasseter and his cohorts could not have predicted the price of gas or the content of presidential speeches in the summer of 2006? And do such real life concerns matter in Lasseter’s fable? If Dargis and Lane saw a Tom and Jerry cartoon, would they complain that we shouldn’t root for the mouse because mice are actually disease-carrying vermin?

As Dargis and Lane demonstrate, it would be a mistake to examine the premise of Cars too closely. How could a race of sentient cars originate? In other words, who built them? Before I saw the movie, I wondered how the Pixar people could get around the fact that the characters of Cars have no hands. One might wonder how they constructed the buildings, the roads, the television cameras, and the spare automobile parts we see in the film. But none of this matters, any more than one should wonder how talking bipedal mice that are several feet tall evolved in a Mickey Mouse cartoon.

The less literal minded viewers of Cars, which is to say, virtually all of them, will automatically accept the animation storytelling convention that the talking cars are humans in all but outward form. In effect, Cars is set in a fictional alternate reality in which, somehow, a society of cars evolved in ways that parallel human society. One simply accepts the premise of Cars and then marvels at how entertainingly Lasseter and company have designed their alternate reality.

Even Fred Hembeck has personally assured me that, presuming Pixar handled the premise with sufficient artistry, he would have no problem with the concept of talking automobiles in Cars. He has a more sensible attitude towards the subject than these film critics of The New York Times and The New Yorker. As we shall see, movie reviewers in mainstream media have taken some other odd approaches to critiquing Cars.

I hereby issue a Spoiler Alert, since I am about to summarize the story of the film. Lightning McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson, and obviously named after actor Steve McQueen, who had a passion for racing) is a young race car who is driven (so to speak) wholly by ambition and egotism. On the way to his next big race in Los Angeles, McQueen finds himself stuck in Radiator Springs, a small desert town that prospered in the 1950s, but has been in decline ever since the building of a superhighway diverted traffic away from it. Having thoughtlessly caused damage to the town’s main street, McQueen is sentenced to remain there until he finishes repaving the road.

At first McQueen bridles at being forced to perform this penance. But as his stay in Radiator Springs continues, his attitude changes.

This formerly self-centered loner gets a new best friend, in the form of a tow truck named Mater (voiced by the comedian known as Larry the Cable Guy). Mater explains that his name is a pun on “tomato”: he is a tow truck, so he’s called Mater. (So much for my initial reaction on first seeing this character’s name months ago, without knowing what he looked like, or that he was male. Having taken a course in Latin at Harvard decades ago, I knew that “mater” was Latin for “mother.” I suppose this is further proof of the decline of the classics in American literature.) Through his warmth and friendliness towards McQueen (who does not initially deserve it), Mater sets an example for the egocentric race car. Mater also proves to be a mentor of sorts, showing McQueen how to loosen up and have fun (as in a cow-tipping scene featuring the bovine local vehicles that substitute for cattle).

McQueen also gains a more serious mentor, “Doc” Hudson, who is voiced by Paul Newman, another actor who has raced cars both onscreen and offscreen, and who, moreover, first achieved stardom in the 1950s, a significant decade in the world of this film, as well as the last full decade of Hollywood’s (and the Walt Disney animation studio’s) Golden Age. “Doc” is an example of the stern mentor/father figure who initially imposes harsh discipline on the protagonist for his own good. Other examples range from the tough sergeants of military movies to the senseis of Kill Bill and Batman Beyond, who at first force the heroes to act as lowly servants. It is “Doc” Hudson who confines McQueen to Radiator Springs and sentences him to pave the road, a task which at first appears Sisyphean.

McQueen also finds true love in Radiator Springs, in the form of Sally, a Porsche (voiced by Pixar veteran voice actress Bonnie Hunt), who, significantly, is also originally from the big city. She has already made a transition in life similar to the one McQueen is undergoing: she grew dissatisfied with her stressful life as a high-powered lawyer in the city, and found contentment as a member of this small town community. Sally too becomes a teacher to McQueen, introducing him not only to love, but to the splendors of the natural world surrounding the town.

On his website animation historian Michael Barrier pointed out a seeming contradiction: “The two characters admiring the barren landscape are not only computer-generated but are themselves machines – a bright-red race car and a gleaming Porsche, cars that can think and talk. A film synthetic in every detail is admonishing us to relish the natural world.” (http:// michaelbarrier.com) It may seem odd that a movie whose cast is comprised of machines should be a hymn to nature, but then again, the cars are not really more alien to the natural world than the urbanized humans they represent.

At the beginning of the film, psyching himself up for a major race, McQueen egotistically tells himself, “I am speed.” In Radiator Springs he learns to change his whole value system: the singleminded pursuit of success is no longer as important to him as love and friendship and responsibility towards others. Initially McQueen was like an overgrown infant, who believes that the world exists only to serve his own desires; his stay in Radiator Springs shows him the necessity of reaching out beyond his own ego. “Doc” Hudson initially forces McQueen to slow down by draining his fuel tank so he cannot leave the town. As the story progresses McQueen comes to voluntarily choose to slow down and smell the roses.

Another of the criticisms leveled against Cars is that the film itself is too slow. Online reviewer James Berardinelli wrote, “The flaws in Cars relate to how younger viewers will see the film – it’s a little too long and a little too slow. While adults may not mind sitting through “˜filler,’ children, with their notoriously short attention spans, may become restless.” I often suspect that when an adult claims to imagine children’s reactions, he is actually voicing his own. So it is here: Berardinelli soon comes right out and states that “there are times when the pace is sluggish….”

I disagree. Having read such reviews before seeing the movie, I was pleasantly surprised to discover that Cars consists of a steady progression of dramatically effective incidents, with no dead spots. The audience with whom I saw the movie was full of family groups, and it is true that the small children became noisier during longer dialogue scenes between McQueen and Sally. But that would be true of pre-pubescent children’s reactions to any romantic interludes in a movie. Another of the surprises in Cars is that it is the first Pixar feature that has a genuine love story, and that it works so well. That’s especially impressive in that the animators and character designers could not do all that much to make Sally, who is, after all, a car, look like an attractive female human. But, aided greatly by Hunt’s voice, Sally becomes an effective romantic lead, nonetheless. (Do female viewers feel that McQueen comes off as an attractive male lead, I wonder?) I wouldn’t want to sacrifice this love story just because small kids might briefly lose interest.

Besides, the children never became bored: once the comedy or action resumed, they were once again rapt with attention. Moreover, if the romantic subplot is aimed more at adults, watching Cars with a family audience made me aware of how effectively the character of Mater is aimed at those same small children. Mater comes across as a 21st century version of Goofy in the guise of an anthropomorphic tow truck: children loudly and gleefully responded to his antics. Mater is really an overgrown child himself, playful, innocently trusting, and attempting to bond with McQueen as if he were a little brother looking for a big brother to admire.

Plenty happens in the course of McQueen’s stay in Radiator Springs, but these character-driven scenes are quiet and low-key compared with the car race which opens the film. At first we see the racing cars as merely blurs, as if Lasseter is already signaling the audience that these cars are moving too fast for the human eye to comfortably take in. Perhaps inspired by car race films like John Frankenheimer’s Grand Prix (1966) or maybe even the chariot race in Ben-Hur (1959), this rapidly-paced, dynamically directed sequence evokes the experiences both of watching a NASCAR race and being a participant in it. The audience in the stands consists of hundreds upon hundreds of anthropomorphic cars: this makes it immediately clear to the viewers that this is a world where cars fill the roles that people have in our own. The high velocities of the racers and the countless cars in the stands combine to create an epic feel for this opening scene.

Lasseter and Pixar have accomplished something daring with Cars‘ story structure here. According to Joseph Campbell’s “Hero’s Journey” pattern for stories, the protagonist starts out in a lowly position in the mundane, everyday world, and then crosses into an enchanted realm of adventure, where he finds the treasure with which he can redeem society, and then crosses back into the everyday world. In Cars‘ variation on this theme, McQueen starts out as a star performer in a world of adventure, that of professional racing, only to cross into the seemingly prosaic confines of Radiator Springs, where he is reduced to the role of prisoner and forced laborer.

Early on McQueen refers to Radiator Springs as “hillbilly hell.” It’s actually more like purgatory for him, in which he must expiate his past sins to achieve redemption. In Joseph Campbell’s terms, McQueen has figuratively descended into the underworld. But that’s only true from McQueen’s initial point of view. As McQueen falls in love with Sally, makes friends with the cars of Radiator Springs, and learns to appreciate the beauty of the natural world around him, his perspective on this “hillbilly hell” changes. It instead becomes the enchanted realm of Campbell’s “hero’s journey.” McQueen’s real adventure becomes his psychological transformation in Radiator Springs.

 

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McQueen and the movie’s audience come to regard the thrills of the opening racing sequence, and its participants’ pursuit of fame and fortune, as empty in comparison with the more humane values they discover in Radiator Springs. Hence, when McQueen returns to the urban racing world in the movie’s third act, his perspective on it soon alters. He comes to feel out of place there, at least until he takes a more humane approach to the competition. 

Another of the charges that critics make against Cars is that it recycles a hoary, cliched plot from previous movies: that of the guy from the big city who undergoes a change of personality when he stays in a small town. The supposed source that these reviewers keep invoking is the movie Doc Hollywood. That set me wondering: if this basic plot is so familiar, shouldn’t there be a lot of other movies that use it? Can’t these reviewers think of several other examples besides Doc Hollywood?

I’ve only seen part of Doc Hollywood on television, but I’ve seen nearly three thousand movies (not counting animated shorts) in the course of my life. If Cars has such an overused plot, then surely I must have seen plenty of other movies with similar stories.

But no, there haven’t been that many. I can easily cite films in which the man from the big city does not learn his lesson in the small town, whether played for comedy, in George S. Kaufman and Moss Hart’s The Man Who Came to Dinner (1942), or as a thriller, in Alfred Hitchcock and Thornton Wilder’s Shadow of a Doubt (1943). In David Mamet’s State and Main (2000) a movie company comes to shoot in a small New England town: the screenwriter is changed by falling in love with a local, but the rest of the moviemakers remain mired in their character flaws. Leo McCarey’s Ruggles of Red Gap (1935) transplants the title character, a British butler, to a small town in the western United States, but this story is more about Ruggles’ discovery of a classless society (compared to the United Kingdom) than about the pleasures of small town life. Two musicals which moved from Broadway to the big screen clearly follow the model of the urban man who learns about community, responsibility and love when he finds himself in a provincial milieu: the Gershwins’ Girl Crazy (1943) and Meredith Willson’s The Music Man (1962).

But then there is Frank Capra’s film adaptation of James Hilton’s novel Lost Horizon (1937), in which Western city dwellers are marooned in the hidden, peaceful Himalayan realm of Shangri-La. Entertainment Weekly critic Lisa Schwarzbaum seems to have noticed the parallel, too: in her review of Cars she wrote of its setting, “imaginary, iconic Radiator Springs Ñ a dusty Shangri-La out of Happy Days“ (June 13, 2006). Although they are initially anxious to get back to Western civilization, most of the travelers who are brought to Shangri-La in Capra’s movie end up renouncing the rat race of the outside world and embracing their new lives as members of the community of this earthly paradise.

This movie, released two years before the outbreak of World War II, explicitly presents Shangri-La as a sanctuary in which the best of human civilization will be preserved while the rest of the world is at war. You may have noticed in the previous paragraph how many of those movies about small town life came out during the wartime years of the early 1940s. Whether or not this was Lasseter’s intention, is Cars another sort of post-9/11 movie, presenting small-town community life as an idealized escape from the stresses of an urban world menaced by terrorism?

(Comics enthusiasts should note that Capra’s Lost Horizon appears to have been an influence on Stan Lee and Steve Ditko’s Doctor Strange: the Ancient One may have been inspired by Lost Horizon‘s High Lama, and, as drawn by Ditko, Strange even looked like the film’s star, Ronald Colman, complete with the latter’s trademark mustache.)

Lost Horizon presents a Western idealized version of Asian philosophy. There may be an actual Asian influence on from the films of Lasseter’s friend and hero, Japanese animation director Hayao Miyazaki. Earlier this year Lasseter even co-hosted a retrospective of Miyazaki’s films on Turner Classic Movies.Among them was Only Yesterday (1991), directed by Isai Takahata and produced by Miyazaki, in which a young woman, who has been leading her life and career in the big city, returns to the countryside where she grew up, reevaluates her life, and falls in love with a farmer, whose life and work are connected to the world of nature.

Another was Spirited Away (2001), directed and written by Miyazaki, in which the protagonist, a self-centered little girl, is forced to labor in a bathhouse used by monstrous beings of the spirit world; in the course of her servitude, she learns to take responsibility, and to care for and help others, and bonds with a potential love interest. How different is this heroine’s penance in cleaning up in the spirits’ bathhouse from the lowly labors of Cars’ protagonist Lightning McQueen, who is sentenced to pave a road that he earlier ruined?

Miyazaki’s films famously advocate harmony between man and the natural world. In his introductions to TCM’s Miyazaki retrospective, Lasseter commended Miyazaki’s ability to create sequences in which the action slows, and the audience is invited to admire the beauty onscreen. Surely the treatment of the natural world, and specifically McQueen and Sally’s excursion through the countryside surrounding Radiator Springs, represent Lasseter’s attempts to translate Miyazakian themes into an American setting. How interesting that movie reviewers praise Miyazaki’s contemplative style (perhaps because his films are foreign) but find Lasseter to be “sluggish” and sentimental when he tries something similar.

Strangely, Lasseter and Pixar have been accused by critics of hypocrisy in Cars. David Ansen in Newsweek (June 12, 2006) wrote that “In this nostalgic paean to small towns, the villain is the high-tech interstate that put a wedge between us and nature. The irony is that this elegy for the antique comes from the computerized company that has relegated hand-drawn animation to the dustbin. If anyone knows that the old ways are not always the best, it’s the folks who have boldly taken animation into the 21st century.”

Critic Anthony Lane made the same point In The New Yorker with more corrosive irony: “Along came the Interstate, apparently, and ruined everything. Just like that darned Internet, I guess, or that superhighway stuff, or those dumb movies they make with computers nowadays. Oh yes.”

In his review in New York Magazine, David Edelstein recognized that Lasseter’s nostalgia is not a recent development: “Like the Toy Story films, Cars is a state-of-the-computer-art plea on behalf of outmoded, wholesome fifties technology, with a dash of Zen by way of George Lucas.”

Lest we forget: in Lasseter’s first feature film, Toy Story (1995), Woody, the old-fashioned cowboy doll (voiced by Tom Hanks), worries that he has been replaced in his young owner’s affections by the new space hero action figure Buzz Lightyear (voiced by Tim Allen). Initially, Woody and Buzz are rivals, perhaps even enemies. But Toy Story turns out to be a buddy movie, and Woody and Buzz become allies and best friends. Moreover, the boy who owns them loves both toys, so Woody’s fear that he had been rendered obsolete proves to be baseless.

Toy Story 2 (1999), directed by Lasseter and Lee Unkrich, takes a different approach to the idea of being outdated. This film explicitly establishes Woody as a toy that was created in the 1950s, when a “Woody” character starred on his own television show. (Perhaps Lasseter was thinking of the iconic 1950s TV puppet Howdy Doody, who was supposed to be a cowboy.) Take note that this is the same decade that is idealized in . In this movie Woody is tempted by the idea of joining dolls of other cast members from the television show, including cowgirl Jessie, in a community of collectibles. Instead of being played with by kids, Woody and company would simply remain untouched, in pristine condition, in the collection of an adult who conforms to the obese, overage fanboy stereotype familiar from Comic Book Guy on . Lasseter rejects this option, too, and Woody returns to his boy owner’s community of toys, bringing his horse and Jessie with him. 

It is said that for the projected Toy Story 3, the conclusion of his trilogy, Lasseter has in mind a “happier ever after” denouement for his toy characters. Since, the boy who owns Woody and Buzz would eventually outgrow them, this planned ending would presumably explain how they don’t end up in a junk heap. It will be intriguing to see what Lasseter comes up with.

You can even find the nostalgia theme in the animated feature film that Lasseter and Andrew Stanton jointly directed, A Bug’s Life (1998), about talking insects. Here it is an old-fashioned troupe of carnival performers who aid the ant hero, Flik, in defeating the militaristic forces of the marauding grasshoppers.

No critic whose review of Cars I’ve read indicates that he or she attended the Museum of Modern Art’s recent exhibition marking Pixar’s twentieth anniversary (see “Comics in Context” #120). In wall texts, an exhibition brochure, the audio guide, and video, its MoMA curators and Lasseter himself made clear that the show was intended “to dispel the notion that computer animation is a genre dominated by technology.” Rather, the exhibition demonstrated that Pixar’s creators used the same methods in developing ideas for their films as the practitioners of traditional hand-drawn animation had for decades. The show centered on Pixar’s concept drawings and paintings, sculptures of characters, and storyboards, which would be done by hand.

Thus, whether in his feature films or in a MoMA exhibit, Lasseter continually deals with the theme of reconciling the past with the changing present. He is the great pioneer of computer animation, and yet he is careful to show that he is building on the foundation established by traditional hand-drawn animation, and to argue that hand-drawn animation remains a viable artform and should not be abandoned.

Did no film critic notice the thematic similarities between Cars and another movie that was released on the same day (June 9th), A Prairie Home Companion, directed by Robert Altman and written by Garrison Keillor, based on his celebrated radio show? The latter movie is also a tale of passing times and obsolete technology. We are informed at the outset that Keillor’s Prairie Home Companion, the country music radio show within the movie, is a half century behind the times: radio variety shows of its sort disappeared fifty years ago. (Once again: the 1950s.) In the movie Keillor refuses to publicly acknowledge that this is his final broadcast, and the singers and musicians give a vivid, entertaining performance. But nonetheless an executive from the corporation who has bought the radio station that owns the show has arrived to shut it down. A beautiful and charming blonde lady in white, who turns out to be an angel of Death, takes care of the executive, but fate cannot be altered, and the corporation still shuts down the radio show. (I have long wondered about the fact that Garrison Keillor and Neil Gaiman both live in the Twin Cities area. Now I see that Gaiman’s Death character is moonlighting for Keillor, thinking that without her Goth look no one will recognize her.)

A major difference between Altman’s film and Cars is that the cinematic version of the Prairie Home Companion show is doomed because it cannot find a way to survive in a changing world, in which radio variety shows have otherwise long been extinct. (In real life, of course, A Prairie Home Companion is a great success on public radio, in no danger of ending unless Keillor himself decides to stop. Altman’s Companion within the movie is an old-fashioned country music show, whereas in the real Companion, Keillor’s humorous monologues and comedy sketches endow the show with a gentle sense of irony. The real Companion is really a postmodern take on that kind of old-fashioned radio show, thereby managing to keep the genre relevant to contemporary sensibilities. Oddly, Altman’s film does not include any reference to Keillor’s famous fictional hometown of Lake Wobegon, which is his version of the idealized small town, that is somehow unaffected by changing times, that Lasseter’s Radiator Springs also represents.)

On the other hand, Lasseter’s movies find ways in which the past and present can coexist in harmony, just as the MoMA exhibit showed how the methods of traditional animation have been adapted to the creation of 21st century computer animated movies. Woody and Buzz become best friends, and their owner keeps them both, even though one is old-fashioned and the other is futuristic.

Similarly, in Cars Lasseter does not truly choose between the contemporary world and the idealized 1950s world of Radiator Springs. Instead, he shows how these two worlds join together, to their mutual benefit.

Having been a champion race car in the early 1950s, “Doc” Hudson was cast aside by his bosses as time went on, in an example of ageism that is all too familiar in real life. Understandably embittered, he retreated to Radiator Springs, where he kept his heroic past a secret from the community. It is important that not only does the wise old “Doc” Hudson induce a change in the young McQueen’s personality, but McQueen likewise changes “Doc.” In the movie’s third act, when McQueen returns to racing in Los Angeles, “Doc” unexpectedly journeys there to act as his coach. Other Radiator Springs citizens join him on the trip, and prove themselves effective as McQueen’s support crew, demonstrating that these country cars can make a contribution in the contemporary urban world.

Following the race, McQueen uses his fame to make the larger world aware of Radiator Springs. Once more the town finds itself with plenty of customers: the town is revitalized by the visitors’ presence, and the visitors purchase the wares of the town’s residents: the new and the old benefit from one another. (The brief vignettes showing the town’s new prosperity during the closing credits also remind me of the Miyazaki movies, which present similar closing montages further extending the story during their final credits.)

And if hand-drawn “2-D” animation has been consigned to the “dustbin,” that’s the fault of short-sighted corporate executives; it was not Lasseter’s intention. In Richard Corliss’s recent article about Cars for Time (May 14, 2006), Lasseter, now in charge of Disney animation, stated, “Of all studios that should be doing 2-D animation, it should be Disney. . .We haven’t said anything publicly, but I can guarantee you that we’re thinking about it.” Because I believe in it.”

Indeed, according to a report at Laughing Place, a website about all things Disney, the writer-director team of Ron Clements and Jon Musker (The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, and the greatly underrated Hercules) have begun developing an animated film called The Frog Princess. “Musker and Clements have elected to produce their project in the traditional hand-drawn approach, and Lasseter is 100% behind that choice!” although whether it will be approved for production remains to be seen.

Corliss gets the point of Lasseter’s theme of reconciling past and present, describing Cars as “Existing both in turbo-charged today and the gentler ’50s, straddling the realms of Pixar styling and old Disney heart. . .”

Corliss asks, “But if high-tech Lightning McQueen could find his destiny in retro Radiator Springs, why can’t Lasseter find a way to turn yesterday into tomorrow at Disney?”

There is yet another classic tradition in American film that finds new expression in Cars, but to learn about that, you’ll have to return here for next week’s column.

Copyright 2006 Peter Sanderson

 

July 13, 2006

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #12: Inside the Actors Studio

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #12: Inside The Actors Studio – Dana & Ken run a verbal marathon as Comic-Con looms in the distance, but can they outrun the talentless pap of James Lipton’s ghostly presence?

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