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January 9, 2007

QSE News: 1/9/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:21 am
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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgAfter a few, tumultuous years, Britney Spears is vowing to come back “bigger and better than ever” in 2007.  Of course, considering that the “B” has done such an outstanding job of completely obliterating her career, one can safely assume that this could mean only one thing… boob job.
  • Musician Dave Matthews is set to guest star on the Fox drama House.  In the episode, Mathews will present the cranky and cantankerous House with his “toughest case yet” as the doctor attempts to cure the jam-band leader of “excessive and irrelevant guitar noodling” and “spastic dancing.” As is customary with the show, nothing will work to cure Matthews until the last 10 minutes of the episode.
  • Among this year’s inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is Van Halen with both David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar as front men. It’s been leaked that during the induction ceremony, Eddie Van Halen will re-hire and re-fire both singers, plus a slew of others, before passing out from guzzling his complimentary, backstage bottle of Scotch.
  • QSE News has learned that despite all of the things they had going for them, shock rocker Marilyn Manson and stripper Dita Von Teese could not make their marriage work.  When asked for comment on the pending divorce, Von Teese responded that “it’s hard being married to a man that uses all of your make-up, wears all of your clothes and steals all of your tampons.  Oh yeah, and besides all that… he’s really [EXPLETIVE DELETED] creepy.”
  • And finally today, James Cameron’s sci-fi epic, Avatar, is finally ready to start production. This marks Cameron’s first jump into directing since the modest success of a little movie called Titanic. This is good news for fans of the director but men all over the world are still waiting to see if the film will feature a nude Kate Winslet.
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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/9/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:12 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • In honor of the Hanna-Barbera designer Iwao Takamoto, a look a some of the memorable characters he designed that you may find familiar… (Thingamabob)
  • Not sure how I feel about autopsy pranking… (Thingamabob)

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January 8, 2007

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review Monsters and Madmen

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:05 am
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One of the first Criterion publications of the new year is likely to puzzle fans of the company who associate it almost exclusively with high art, such as the Janus Film Collection and the severe aesthetics of Bergman and Bresson. I refer to the company’s new box set, Monsters and Madmen, a four disc compendium that hits the street on Tuesday, January 9th, for $79.95. Monsters gathers together two rare Boris Karloff films from the late 1950s, together with two sci-fi films from the same period, all executive produced by Richard Gordon, who, with his brother Alex, comprise a rather remarkable chapter of minor film history. Close students of Criterion will recall that the company issued Fiend Without a Face back in 2001, and this box completes, or at least continues, Criterion’s excavation of Gordon’s work, done in collaboration with the enthusiastic writer and researcher Tom Weaver, author of numerous McFarland books on subjects such as John Carradine. The Gordon collection is all part of Criterion’s occasional forays into the offbeat genre material, such as their Beastie Boys collection of a few years back, and of some recent releases such as Equinox, all of which may have been part of a genre imprint that Criterion was contemplating initiating for a time.

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The box contains, in the order in which I viewed them, Corridors of Blood (1958), The Haunted Strangler (1958), The Atomic Submarine (1959), and First Man Into Space (1959) (Fiend was released in 1958). The first two are the Karloff films, and are surprisingly good, as long as you don’t expect Psycho. The second two are the militaristic sci-fi films, the first execrable, the second somewhat better (but still without the iconic rightness of Fiend).

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Corridors of Blood packs a lot of story into its short running time, and covers a tall social canvas. It’s about the search by an elderly but still idealistic British doctor in the 1800s seeking to invent anesthetics. Like Dr. Jekyll, he ends up experimenting on himself, which leads to mood changes and physical incompetency, but also falls into the hands of a band of lower class louts, among them Christopher Lee, that sells corpses to the very medical school where the doctor performs. The script, credited to Jean Scott Rogers, is quite clever, but calling it a horror film is something of a stretch. Put, say, Joel McCrea in the role, as he was in the similar The Great Moment by Preston Sturges, and it is more like a period drama. Indeed, Corridors of Blood is much like one of those short films from MGM in the 40s about science or american history, just more nuanced and complex. One of the film’s “ironies,” is that the doctor most contemptuous of Karloff’s endeavors is the most rapacious client of the graverobbers. The film is also remarkably contemporary, with Karloff descending into the depths of addiction, sucking on his elaborate smoking device like it was a crack pipe. Also, look for Bond’s Q in the background of some of the operating theater scenes.

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This disc supersedes an Image release of 1998, but though the black and white, full frame transfer mostly looks good, there are some defects, such as a hair in the gate around the 35:24 time code. The static, musical menu offers 15 chapter scene selection for the 86 minute movie, and like most of the discs in the set, there is an audio commentary track with Gordon, conducted by Weaver, a short 15 minute making of that features video interviews with director Robert Day and cast member Francis Matthews, and audio interview with actress Yvonne Romain (who is married to the composer who wrote the theme song to Goldfinger), a short survey of censor cuts, the trailer, and a gallery of promotional stills.

Karloff

The Haunted Strangler is a another Jekyll and Hyde tale, with a little over flow into the investigator-looking-for-himself genre (like Angel Heart). In this case a prominent writer (Karloff) is attempting to prove that the man hanged for a series of Jack the Ripper like murders is innocent. Karloff is most engaging as the writer, and the role demands a surprising level of emotional variation. It’s slow paced, but never unconvincing, and the filmmakers got a lot out of a little.

Haunted features another yak track by Weaver and Gordon, a 12-minute making of with interviews with director Day, writer Jan Read, and cast members Jean Kent and Vera Day, along with the trailer, radio spots, and a stills gallery.

Atomic Sub death

Not so hot is The Atomic Submarine, a woeful tale in which a sub is sent to the North Pole to track down the reason for a series of naval disasters. The solution proves to be a flying saucer that swims, using the magnetic field to recharge itself. The film stars Arthur Franz, a familiar face, as the sub first mate, and Brett Halsey as a scientist. George Sanders’s brother, Tom Conway, sonambulizes his way through the story, also as a scientist. Special effects are laughable and the “monster,” when finally seen, is atrocious. The film comes narrated by an officious voice, and the film in general evokes memories of The Thing, but it is inconsistent in all ways great and small. For example, a frogman on board asks for a locker to store his stuff, and is told that there are no lockers. Then, five minutes later, you can see a wall of lockers in the background of a shot with another character.

Brett Halsey

Extras are another commentary with Gordon, but augmented with taped interviews with his late brother Alex, plus an entertaining and frank interview with Halsey in the making of, the trailer, and a stills gallery.

Space monster

Finally, there is First Man Into Space. Like Sub, it starts out like some kind of military tale, but when the pilot always striving to climb higher is infused with space dust, he comes back to earth a monster. His brother (Marshall Thompson, another familiar face – indeed, he even resembles Franz – and who was also in Fiend) seeks to help him out, but fails. Unlike Sub, this film is well-written, well-acted, and well-shot. Only the eventual manifest appearance of the monster drags things down. Supplements include another track by Weaver and Day, and a brief making of with video interviews with director Day and some cast members, trailer, radio spots, and a stills gallery.

All the commentaries were recorded in 2003, with the promotional material shot shortly thereafter, which gives an idea how long these items were either on the shelf or in the works. The four films come in two dual disc keep cases, housed in a box. There are two companion booklets of 24-pages each. The Karloff films booklet contains a terrific essay by Maitland McDonagh, who gives a summary of the remarkable career of the Gordon brothers. In addition to chapter titles, cast and crew, DVD credits, and transfer information, there are excerpts from the memoirs of John Croydon, the producer, whose thoughts were only printed in Fangoria magazine. To accompany the sci-fi films, there are essays by Michael Lennick and Bruce Eder. Packaging is nifty, with imagery that evokes the starlite, deluxe 1950s of bowling alleys, sci-fi magazines, and coasters.

Party Favors: Forbidden Black Rice

Filed under: Columns,Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:02 am
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DUBLIN, OHIO – My new year’s resolution is to not have a torrid affair with Angelina Jolie. I’m going to do my best to make sure that I don’t seduce the U.N. goodwill ambassador. I don’t want to see myself on the cover of People Magazine with a headline declaring, “World’s Sexiest Man?” I don’t want Brad to see the videos of what Angelina and I did at the petting zoo. He doesn’t need to witness how I licked off her tattoos.

For the sake of America, I better keep this resolution. A torrid affair with Rosario Dawson is permitted. In fact, Pat Robertson called me to say that Jesus text messaged him and the only way to prevent a terrorist attack is for Rosario Dawson to show up at the Corey Estate with a bottle of absinthe and lot of sugar cubes. I’ll have the matches ready. The fate of the world depends on it. I’m only doing this to save the world, Rosario.

LUCAS LOVES HIM SOME EVIL

What does it say about George Lucas that as Grand Marshall of the Rose Parade, he surrounded himself with Imperial Stormtroopers? Does this mean that when Spielberg gets the honor to play tribute to the 30th anniversary of Raiders of the Lot Ark, he’ll have a bunch of Nazis goose-stepping through Pasadena?

Not that I don’t expect a tribute to Star Wars to not include Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers, but Lucas looked like the Emperor. Which side was George on? Does he love his mindless killing machines more than his rebels?

And do we really need Raiders of the Lost AARP? I’ve heard this fourth installment involves Indy’s grandkids hiding the remote control and he’s got to uncover it before Matlock starts. Harrison Ford is going to be older than the relics when production starts. At least they’ll have the technology to CGI-erase Ford’s walker out of the chase scenes. ILM is already working on a cutting edge Depends for him. Maybe they’ll hire Gene Hackman to play Indy’s younger brother?

CURE THIS!

Have we really become a nation being tortured by Restless Leg Syndrome? I kept thinking this was just the set up for sneakers or action vacations. But nope. They’re pushing pills for people whose legs say, “You haven’t worn me out.” The nice part is that this pills might cause vomiting, constipation, and difficulty in urinating. Sure my pillow is covered in puke, but my legs are well rested.  Maybe soon they’ll have a cure for that itching feeling I get in my palm when it touches a $20 bill. And what about a telethon to find a cure for why I can’t help staring at a waitress’s breasts when she’s working at Hooters? Isn’t that a cause that Angelina Jolie can be an ambassador for?

ACCEPT YOUR FATE

Why do I keep catching cable channels announcing that they “have the network television premiere” of a movie? Comedy Central is promoting Napoleon Dynamite with that claim and it is so wrong. Comedy Central is not a Network. It’s a frickin’ channel.  Here’s a little test to show if you’re a network: Do you have to provide breaks in your programming schedule so that your local affiliates can run their shows? Do your stars have to make announcements to pimp local morning shows that are part of your network? Do you, Comedy Central? You don’t. You are a cable channel. Dumont was a network. Pax-TV was a network. While “I” is barely a network with its rehash of TVLand, it’s still a network. On the other hand, TVLand is a cable channel – just like you.

Comedy Central needs to admit what they will be running: The cable television premiere of Napoleon Dynamite that will be constantly interrupted with commercials for Head On, Steve Perry’s Greatest Hits and the Mind of Mencia. For the first time in the history of the world, someone will turn on a TV set and it will take two hours for them to watch the 82 minutes of Napoleon Dynamite (probably even less of the movie since you’ll be speeding up the end titles). Put that in your promo, Comedy Central – or is the truth too serious for your Onion flavored panties?

MY NEW DIET

In order to lose weight, I’m not eating anything with Rachael Ray’s face on the box.

TASTE OF THE MONTH

Have you tried the Forbidden Black Rice? Why is it forbidden? Cause it’s just that damn good.

I’ve never encountered this food until Chef Daniel Taylor at the Underground (in Raleigh) used it as a bedding for my grilled cod entree. And I’ve grown addicted to it. The taste reminds me if black beans and rice were mutated into each other. The pellets go down smooth. If you can’t make the drive to Raleigh to get it served just right, you can find bags from Lotus brands for sale online. This is my pick food for 2006. Eat it now before it’s used on Iron Chef.

The other night I was watching Iron Chef and the mystery food was Maine lobster. Talk about a food battle I would have lost. Why? Because I would turn it into a speed eating contest. Maybe not complete speed. I’d savour all those lobster tails and claws and knuckles and fin and body meat…. I’d need three bibs for the feast. All that would served on the plates to the judges will be shells and diced antenna flavored with my burps.

NO GRAFT FOR ME!

How come Court TV didn’t send me a $30 gift card? Am I not good enough for them to bribe? Well guess what Court TV, if you want coverage in the “Party Favors,” the price is now $300 worth of a gift card to Hardees! And I want front row seats for the KFed vs. Brit divorce.

And why is CourtTV running Beach Patrol? What exactly does San Diego lifeguards have to do with the gavel action? Why doesn’t this channel at least run Perry Mason episodes? Did Raymond Burr not spend enough time in a Speedo for the Court TV braintrust?

GIFT CARD FUN

If you’ve got a couple giftcards steaming up your wallet, here’s a couple seasonal treats worth getting. Fantagraphics has put out the Peanuts compete comics from 1959 – 1962. This is the third boxset in the series. The big highlight is the birth of Charlie Brown’s sister Sally. The Looney Tunes: Golden Collection, Volume Four brings out another 60 Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck cartoons. The big tribute is to director Frank Tashlin. Frank’s live action work can be found in the Jayne Mansfield Collection that has The Girl Can’t Help It and Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter. Frank used his animation background to make sure Jayne’s bosom played out like an elastic cartoon.  And finally there’s Leonard Maltin’s continuing Disney Treasures DVD series. This sixth wave features the second half of the Silly Symphonies and The Complete Pluto.

Did anyone get a gift card to a liquor store?

DROP THE BALL

Someone needs to stop the NFL Network from running college bowl games. What is the point of calling yourself the NFL Network and then showing NCAA games? Your name promises pro football 24/7/365. Stick with the promise.

And please promise to redo your booth crew for your exclusive games. Bryant Gumbel is the smuggest jerk to ever wear the headphones. He’s too busy making sure we know that he’s stooping to talk to us. You can hear his eyes rolling everytime he has to interrupt his wit to explain what’s going on in the game. And putting him in the booth with Dick Vermeil is a narcoleptic’s dream. During the Chief’s game, Dick was barely audible. I’m guessing he was spending most of his time making sure the booth door was locked to keep Al Davis from busting his head with a baseball bat. Dick and Bryant’s voices are made for pledge breaks on NPR – not pumping up the game. Next season, the NFL Network better hire people who sound like they live for football and not a private jet to whisk them away to a private golf resort.

During the pre-game show on the NFL Network, Deion Sanders declared he could be a head football coach without ever serving as an assistant. How exactly will he teach tackling? How can he berate a player for finishing a game without a grass stain on his pants? And will he really be able to fine a player for showboating? Will his coaching philosophy be, “Do as I say. Ignore what I did in all those NFL films!”

DUDES GONE STUPID

How sad and pathetic are men that they are willing to go on I Love New York? I can almost come up with logic for Flavor of Love. Those women did grow up with the sight of Flavor Flav rapping around his giant clock on Yo! MTV Raps! It’d be like Who Wants to Boff Fish? on TVLand. You can imagine grandma wanting to knock boots with Abe Vigoda. I’d even enter Who Wants to Be A Golden Girls’ Bitch Boy. But New York? Talk about a woman with absolutely zero saving graces. A black widow killer has more charms. I’d rather be begging for the affection of any of the ladies from the Hookers at the Point series. At least they provide true services to the community.

If your son is a finalist on I Love New York, you were an awful parent. The people down the street whose twin daughters got butt naked in a shower for Girls Gone Wild did a better job of raising their children than you. Just admit that you raised a skank of a son. I’d rather turn on the TV and see my son appear on Jerry Springer professing his love to a transvestite meth mouth beauty. That would be a step up from your son tonguing New York’s neck.

THE BIRTH OF CARROT?

While watching Your Host, Walt Disney, part of the Disney Treasures DVD series, there’s a great moment where Ed Wynn starts pulling out comic props to show off for the cast of Babes in Toyland. He’s got a giant lighter with an arrow on top that points to the nearest guy with matches amongst his jokes. Do you know what this means?

Ed Wynn is CarrotTop’s daddy! Or CarrotTop merely stole Ed Wynn’s material.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

How did we usher in the New Year before every element of Time Square was sponsored by a major company? Was there a company logo on each piece of confetti? Carson Daly did give Dick Clark a run for the title of Crypt Keeper 2007.

TRUMPED

Ever notice that Donald Trump only gets into spats with people that the public can’t embrace? Mark Cuban – an annoying sports fan. Rosie – everyone’s favorite Chinese translator. The City of Palm Beach – thanks for your ballots. Trump knows that if he dared to butt heads with someone that didn’t already alienate a crowd, he’d be on his ass. Picking sides in a Trump fight is like a Peta member putting down a bet at a cockfight.

And Donnie Deutsch has to be the biggest suck up in talkshow history since Sammy Maudlin left the air. When he interviewed Trump, it was like a vacuum cleaner infomercial as he sucked up to the “man who saved NBC.”

QSE News: 1/8/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:52 am
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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgIn a case of trying to make a quick buck, Keifer Bonvillain has tried to extort 1.5 million dollars from Oprah Winfrey.  Bonvillain reportedly has a taped telephone conversation that would “damage” Winfrey’s reputation. Oprah responded to Bonvillain by sending a message to her viewers that said “Execute Order 66.”
  • File this one in the Ripley’s “Believe It Or Not” file.  Surprisingly, a young, Mormon boy in Utah opened up a brand new, factory-sealed version of Madden ’07 for the Playstation and found a hard-core porno disc.  Although we here at QSE News have no definitive proof as to just how the porno disc was forcefully inserted into the quivering and unwilling Madden packaging, we do know this – someone should inform the boy and his parents that lies make baby Jesus cry.
  • George Clooney is reportedly close to a deal that would have him star alongside Robert De Niro in an upcoming film named 36. The film is a remake of a French film in which several French men sit around and mock every other country while smoking cigarettes and accomplishing nothing in their own lives.
  • The film Pan’s Labyrinth has won best movie of the year from the National Society of Film Critics.  In a surprising twist, the film won the award despite the fact that many of the voters had actually seen Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
  • Snoop Dogg and his youth football association are being sued by a TV production company. According to the lawsuit, Dogg promised the production company the rights to produce a reality TV show about the football team but reneged and sold the rights to Fox. Dogg responded to the lawsuit by getting really, really high.
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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/8/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:45 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • You have been listening to Jordan, Jesse GO!, right?… (Thingamabob)
  • A little slice of Harry Shearer & Chris Guest genius… (Thingamabob)

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January 5, 2007

Comics in Context #159: The Da Vinci Comics Code

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — admin @ 2:12 am
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cic2007-01-05.gifSince I last wrote about the Library of Congress’s “Cartoon America” exhibition (in “Comics in Context” #157), the show has been extended until February 24, 2007, and I’ve also discovered the Library’s online version of the exhibit. The Library does not have the rights to display online all of the artwork in the show, but you can find a number of the pieces I previously described, including the Bambi concept drawing, the Betty Boop model sheet, the New York cartoons by Peter Arno and James Thurber, the Winsor McCay Gertie the Dinosaur drawing and Dream of the Rarebit Fiend strip, and the Charlie Brown soliloquy in Charles M. Schulz’s Peanuts.

“Cartoon America” poses a very basic question to the viewer, which is made explicit in the interview with editorial cartoonist Pat Oliphant in the accompanying book Cartoon America: Comic Art in the Library of Congress (edited by Harry Katz and published by Harry N. Abrams). In an interview (p. 244) Oliphant says, “it’s a wretched word, cartooning, Without being precious, when you talk about cartooning, you don’t know what sort of cartooning you’re talking about. Are you talking about Disney? Are you talking about gags? Are you talking about illustrations? It’s an all-encompassing word, which drives me crazy.” What, then, is cartoon art?

Originally, as Wikipedia states, the term “cartoon” meant “a full-size drawing made on paper as a study for a further drawings, such as a painting or tapestry. “ During the Renaissance, an artist who was going to paint a fresco would first do a full-scale drawing–the “cartoon”–as a guide. Hence, you may see preserved “cartoons” of this sort by Leonardo or Raphael exhibited in museums.

Claypool Comics editor/writer/artist Richard Howell recently told me that cartooning involves “economy and exaggeration.” As we use the term nowadays, “cartoon” usually means a drawing that entails a degree of caricature, usually for humorous purpose, or an animated film. An editorial cartoon can be entirely serious, but it usually is drawn using caricature, exaggerating human features. Although an animated film need not necessarily be funny, it is popularly called a cartoon, just as comic books are called “comic,” even though most of them nowadays deal in genres other than comedy. As for “economy,” this word suggests that cartooning, even if it does not involve caricature, involves drawing figures and objects in a simplified manner rather than with detailed realism.

So, is caricature a determining factor in whether or not something is cartoon art? This is something I wondered while exploring a new show at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, “Glitter and Doom: German Portraits from the 1920s,” which is dominated by expressionist works by Max Beckmann, Otto Dix, and George Grosz, and runs till February 19, 2007 (You can find an online version of this exhibition here). Most of these portraits are heavily caricatured, reflecting the artists’ opinions of German society in the years preceding the Nazis’ rise to power. These are all paintings and drawings, which the Metropolitan displays as works of fine art, but are they also arguably cartoons?

But can you have cartoons without caricature? In the Cartoon America book (p. 248) the veteran editorial cartoonist Oliphant laments that “The great ones [cartoonists] could really draw, going back to [James] Gillray and [William] Hogarth… I grew up believing that cartooning was a noble profession. Unfortunately, these days nobody seems to care much about drawing. It’s a great loss to the profession. We have a whole state of cartoons that pay no attention at all to drawing. Like these people have never seen Charles Dana Gibson.” Gibson was best known for his “Gibson Girls,” drawings of beautiful “modern” women of the first years of the twentieth century; although Gibson’s work isn’t in the “Cartoon America” show, it does turn up in the book (see pages 14, 22 and 246). But there’s no trace of caricature in these drawings, which are done in a very naturalistic style, even if the women are idealized figures. Isn’t Gibson an illustrator rather than a cartoonist? Yet Gibson was included in the cartoonists’ “Hall of Fame” on Mort Walker’s Museum of Cartoon Art, and the “Cartoon America” show has an entire section devoted to illustration.

This section has illustrations that involve a considerable degree of “cartooniness,” such as a “Raggedy Ann and Andy in the River“ by their creator, Johnny Gruelle (1880-1938). But other illustrations on display are wholly realistic, including a drawing (circa 1937) of Davy Crockett and settlers by Dean Cornwell (1892-1960), who was included in the Dahesh Museum’s “Stories to Tell” show on the Golden Age of American illustration (see “Comics in Context” #132).

Then there are illustrations in the show that fall somewhere between these two poles. In “Alcohol, Death and the Devil“ (circa 1830-1840) by George Cruikshank (1792-1878), the illustrator of many of Charles Dickens’ novels, the fantastic figure personifying Alcohol–a scrawny man whose head is a skull, topped by serpents like Medusa’s–is nonetheless portrayed realistically enough to seem an ominous menace. The Devil, hovering behind Alcohol, has a simple, caricatured face that makes him seem more humorous than dangerous, and their potential victims, in the background, are drawn as simple cartoon figures, most of whom have only blank ovals for heads. (After visiting the Library of Congress, I went over to the National Gallery of Art, and there, in an exhibition titled “The Artist’s Vision: Romantic Traditions in Britain,” I found another Cruikshank piece. So here is an artist who has been claimed as both a practitioner of cartoon art and a creator of fine art!)

In her 1918 work “Uncle Sam’s Girl-Shower” (Cartoon America p. 144 and here), pioneering female cartoonist/illustrator Nell Brinkley (1888-1944) comments on young women coming to work in Washington D. C. during World War I by depicting them floating down from the sky on the left of the picture. In a large panel to the right of center, one of Brinkley’s young women converses with Uncle Sam, a tall, elderly man who here is dressed in a conventional suit rather than his familiar stars-and-stripes costume. The women’s round, youthful faces with their simplified features are not only endearingly cute but are arguably cartoonish, but their figures and clothing are drawn quite realistically, in what the show’s website calls “a distinctive, fine-lined drawing style.” Moreover, Brinkley naturally portrays Uncle Sam as an old man that one could meet on the street in real life..

The handsomest piece in this section is a 1922 story illustration (“The phone rang, and Hugh leapt to answer it.”) (Cartoon America p. 23 and here) by James Montgomery Flagg (1877-1960), another artist who was included in the Dahesh show. Husband Hugh’s smug sense of triumph is so broadly portrayed in his face and body language that it crosses the dividing line into caricature. But the emotions of his wife Polly, who seems vulnerable and beleaguered, are portrayed more subtly, and her face looks more naturalistic than her husband’s. Indeed, apart from Hugh’s broad facial expression and stance, the couple and their surroundings are drawn quite realistically. Flagg’s nuanced delineation of shadings and textures through fine linework seems to belong more to the world of fine art than to cartoons, which we tend to associate with broader strokes of the pen.

The Cartoon America book includes two pieces by the Punch caricaturist Sir John Tenniel (1820-1914), who is best known today for his classic illustrations for the original editions of Lewis Carroll’s Alice books. Though neither of the Library’s pieces come from those books, Tenniel follows a similar strategy in them, juxtaposing the real and the unreal, the naturalistic and the caricatured. In “A Contented Maid” (1894) (p. 53), a rather dowdy, but relatively realistically drawn woman, is led past a naturalistic background by a pompous man who incongruously wears what seems like a jester’s costume. Through his exaggeratedly proud facial expression, gesture and stance, Tenniel “cartoons” this unlikely suitor. In the other example, “The Old Story” (1884) (p. 51), the division between the real and the caricatured is even stronger: here Red Riding Hood, realistically drawn, encounters the wolf, who stands upright and wears a full suit of clothes, including a top hat, and, like a good British gentleman, carries an umbrella. As he did with the White Rabbit and other talking animals in the Alice books, Tenniel pulls off the feat of turning the wolf into a caricature of a man while still making him look realistic enough to fit into the same naturalistic world as the human being in the picture.

Since we’re investigating the connection between caricature and cartoon art, it’s appropriate that one of the six segments into which the “Cartoon America” show is divided is entitled “Caricature,” including works by theatrical caricaturist Al Hirschfeld and political caricaturist David Levene.

In this section is a striking 1954 “Self-Portrait” (Cartoon America p. 229) by New Yorker artist Saul Steinberg (1914-1999), who depicts himself holding a bottle of ink in his right hand and a pen in his left, drawing an elaborate, calligraphic series of curlicues where his head should be. Steinberg is presenting his artwork, his creations, as his identity. He is suggesting that his head is full of artistic imagery. A possible implication is that the Steinberg of the picture has drawn his body as well, suggesting that he is his own creation: he has devised his own persona as artist: Max Fleischer’s Koko the Clown comes “Out of the Inkwell,” and in this picture, so does the artist. Perhaps Steinberg is suggesting that he has no identity apart from his work, an idea with dark implications. Since the calligraphy is more beautiful than the seemingly crudely drawn body, perhaps he is suggesting that art is superior to nature. This is a simple picture, which on the surface seems intended only to amuse, and yet it inspires so many interpretations.

Here too can be found a 1743 etching by the British artist William Hogarth (1697-1764), whom the website calls “the father of English caricature,” entitled “Characters & Caricaturas” [sic] (Cartoon America p. 29 and here), in which he depicts over a hundred faces. The website explains that “Hogarth distinguished between characters (faces drawn from nature) and “˜caricaturas” (faces with exaggerated and grotesque features).” To demonstrate his point, along the bottom of the etching Hogarth drew copies of handsome faces by Raphael; alongside copies Hogarth drew of grotesquely caricatured faces by Leonardo da Vinci and another Italian Renaissance artist, Annibale Carracci. In his preface to the Cartoon America book, its editor Harry Katz asserts that “American cartoon art evolved from varied historical sources” including “Renaissance grotesques drawn by Leonardo da Vinci and Pier Leone Ghezzi [and] the English and French print satirists of the eighteenth century,” a category that includes Hogarth and James Gillray. (I reviewed the New York Public Library’s Gillray retrospective back in “Comics in Context” #72.)

Consider: Leonardo is one of the foremost geniuses in human history, who turned his hand to numerous forms of the arts and sciences, and it also turns out that he is one of the fathers of modern cartoon art!

Perhaps the biggest surprise that the Cartoon America book will have for readers is its revelation of how many significant figures in the history of fine art worked in cartoon art. In the book’s “A Brief History of American Cartooning,” which is actually lengthy and rewardingly informative, Katz explains that “It was the Englishman William Hogarth who, between 1720 and 1760, revived the art of caricature from the Renaissance, elevating comic art to an unprecedented seriousness of purpose.” (p. 29).

Hogarth is a key figure in the history of comic and cartoon art in another way, which Katz misses but which Scott McCloud pointed out in his landmark book Understanding Comics. Hogarth was renowned for creating series of pictures which told a continuous story, such as his Marriage a la Mode, six paintings which today hang in the National Gallery, London, from which Hogarth made engravings. Such sequences of pictures by Hogarth were pioneering examples of what Will Eisner termed “sequential art,” the form more popularly called comics. According to the website Hogarth did “Characters and Caricaturas” in 1743 for the “subscription ticket” for the Marriage a la Mode engravings.

Katz credits “the first political cartoon published in America” to one of the nation’s Founding Fathers: Benjamin Franklin, whose celebrated cartoon “Join, or Die” was published in The Pennsylvania Gazette on May 9, 1754 (shown in Cartoon America, p. 24). It pictures a snake broken into segments representing the pre-revolutionary American colonies. The cartoon doesn’t display any great drawing ability; what makes it powerful is its metaphorical concept. Franklin’s point is that the colonies must join forces to combat their adversaries in the French and indian War; otherwise the “snake” will perish.

Though the snake has represented evil since the Book of Genesis, Franklin’s serpent was widely adopted by American patriots as a symbol of their country, including Paul Revere, whom Katz credits as another significant figure in the history of American cartooning. But the example of one of Revere’s cartoons (which he actually copied from a sketch by his brother) that Katz reprints in the Cartoon America book (p. 9) once again raises the question of what a cartoon is. “The Bloody Massacre,” first published on March 28, 1770, is a depiction of the infamous Boston Massacre of American patriots by British redcoats. The composition is fine, but the architecture in the background is drawn far more skillfully than the humans in the foreground. Revere isn’t practicing caricature here, but merely demonstrating the limitations of his primitive skill at drawing the human face and form.

A friend of mine suggested to me that there is a difference between cartooning as a style and the cartoon as a format. But just what makes this a cartoon? Isn’t it rather a 1770 equivalent of today’s courtroom sketches, an effort to record an actual event through realistic illustration, a skill in which Revere was severely lacking?

Making the connection between 18th century British cartooning and American cartooning clear, Katz points out that Gillray himself adopted Franklin’s image of the snake as a symbol of America for his 1782 cartoon about the British defeat at Yorktown, the final battle of the American Revolutionary War (p. 28).

Another important figure in fine art whom Katz credits as a significant influence on the history of cartoon art is France’s Honore Daumier (1808-1879), who is renowned for utilizing caricature for social and political satire.

A clear example of Daumier’s mastery of cartoon art is “Le ventre legislatif,” translated as “The Legislative Paunch” (Cartoon America, p. 118), created in 1834 as a print for subscribers to a journal called (appropriately) La Caricature. In it Daumier caricatures members of the French legislature as a collection of grotesques: smug, self-satisfied, bad-tempered, and obese. One of the legislators in the front row has an enormous, beak-like nose, making him look like a vulture wearing human clothing. That’s an image that later political cartoonists will use.

But another print for La Caricature which Katz includes in the Cartoon America book (p.119) involves no caricature whatsoever. This is “Rue Transnonain, le 15 Avril 1834″ (which you can also find here), which depicts the aftermath of an incident in which French troops invaded a building suspected of housing an assassin and slaughtered the inhabitants. In this picture, all naturalistically portrayed, are several of the victims, notably the corpse of a man in a nightshirt lying on the floor, atop a small, dead child, with blood streaming from its head onto the floor. Daumier isn’t joking here: the power and the horror of this lithograph lie in its utter realism.

It’s not “cartoony” in the least, but I suppose one might call it an editorial cartoon, in that it is a drawing that comments on a political issue of its time.
But is every drawing–or print or painting–that makes a political point a cartoon? Is Pablo Picasso’s Guernica (1937), which criticizes the Nazi bombing of the town of Guernica during the Spanish Civil War, a cartoon? I’ve always thought so, since it involves caricature-like distortions of form. But what about Eugene Delacroix’s painting, Liberty Leading the People (1830)? I’d say no, and there’s no caricature involved, yet it uses a symbolic figure at its center, the woman representing Liberty, the same device traditionally employed by editorial cartoonists.

Katz contends that Daumier was an influence on another major figure of the fine art world, the American artist Winslow Homer (1836-1910), and reprints his 1856 print, “Arguments of the Chivalry,” which records the notorious incident in which a Senator from South Carolina, Preston Brooks, beat his fellow Senator, Massachusetts’ Charles Sumner, with a cane in an argument over slavery (Cartoon America p. 37). This, too, seems to me to fit into the same area as courtroom sketches; Homer draws the people naturalistically, without any satiric exaggerations, and I cannot count this piece as a cartoon. If this is a cartoon, then any drawing on a political subject is a cartoon, and the term “cartoon” loses its distinctive meaning.

Nonetheless, the Cartoon America book makes the point that there have been important figures in the fine art world who have also created cartoon art. Katz reprints pieces that are clearly cartoons by the Ashcan School painters George Luks (p. 50), who also worked on The Yellow Kid, and John Sloan (p. 60), as well as a drawing by Stuart Davis which straddles the border between cartoon art and illustration (p. 63). One could describe Davis’s simplified, stylized graphic approach towards elements in this drawing as moving towards abstraction and moving towards cartooning with equal justice. Remember that in the “Masters of American Comics” show, co-curator John Carlin often described aspects of its cartoons as abstract.

In his essay about Lyonel Feininger’s comics work in the Cartoon America book, Art Spiegelman writes that “Only a handful of American painters of the period dabbled in cartooning–George Luks’ work on The Yellow Kid comes to mind–but lots of esteemed European modernists–Picasso, Toulouse-Lautrec, Gris, Kirchner, Kupka, and Grosz, to name just a few–drew cartoons for publication either at the beginnings of or throughout their careers” (p. 134). There are Picasso’s and George Grosz’s names again.

The full title of the last of the six divisions of the “Cartoon America” exhibit is “The Ungentlemanly Art: Political Illustration,” and the brochure explains that Art Wood, the editorial cartoonist who compiled the collection from which the show is drawn, used the term “illustration” “to describe the enormous talent and craft that went into a work of art produced to capture a moment in time.” This just further muddies the waters as far as drawing a distinction between cartoon art and illustration, as well as possibly suggesting that these “political illustrations” are somehow superior works of art to gag cartoons or comic strips. the pieces on display in this segment of the show all engage in either the “exaggeration” or “economy” that marks them clearly as editorial cartoons.

Among them is a piece by the great 19th century editorial cartoonist Thomas Nast (1840-1902), who not only popularized the elephant and donkey as symbols of the Republican and Democratic parties, but even defined the visual image of Santa Claus; all of these are examples of the power of cartoon art to affect the culture.

The Nast cartoon in the show, “The Crown Covers a Multitude of Shortcomings“ (1888), mocks former Senator and Republican Presidential candidate James G. Blaine for his “crowning folly”. Nast cruelly undercuts Blaine’s considerable political stature by portraying him as a fat, ungainly figure with unkempt hair who seems to have a misshapen leg and walks with a cane. A sign behind him ironically refers to “a step in the direction of free trade”: Nast’s Blaine looks as if he might topple over if he took another step. To the left of Blaine, Nast has drawn a crown atop the derriere of some unidentified animal, as if Blaine had created a Bizarro World in which crowns no longer rest atop the heads of regal leaders.

There is a more celebrated and powerful Nast cartoon in the Cartoon America book (p. 45), “Let Us Prey” (September 23, 1871), in which he caricatures his most notorious target, the corrupt New York political leader William M. “Boss” Tweed and his cronies as vultures with human heads, as if they were 19th century versions of the Harpies of Greek mythology.

Contemporary political cartoonist Patrick Oliphant paid homage to Nast with his cartoon in the show, “Waiting for Reagan” (1982), in which he portrays various right wing critics of President Reagan as human-headed vultures. Oliphant’s version is arguably eerier, since he gives them eyes without pupils, surrounded by heavily shadowed sockets, rendering even their human faces inhuman. The Cartoon America book includes a 1965 cartoon, for which Oliphant won a Pulitzer Prize, showing Ho Chi Minh holding the corpse of a North Vietnamese civilian, in what may be an allusion to Michelangelo’s Pieta (p. 260).

Most contemporary editorial cartoons that I see today are gag cartoons, but when I was growing up, my favorite editorial cartoonist was Herbert L. Block, alias Herblock (1919-2001), who worked in the Nast tradition of visual metaphor. Starting his career in 1929, he moved to The Washington Post in 1946 and continued drawing cartoons for that paper until his death at the start of the 21st century. Growing up, I would borrow Herblock’s books of collected cartoons from my local library to teach myself about history since World War II, and I looked forward to the publication of a new collection every presidential election year.

There is a Herblock cartoon in the “Cartoon America” show and more in the book. But I was pleasantly surprised to discover on arriving at the Library of Congress that it was running a show of his work, “Enduring Outrage: Editorial Cartoons by Herblock,” which runs through January 20, 2007 in its aptly titled “American Treasures” gallery (and which has an online version). After his death, the Herb Block Foundation donated 14,000 of Block’s finished cartoons and over 50,000 of his preparatory sketches to the Library of Congress; “Enduring Outrage” presents only a select handful of this massive collection.

Herblock’s symbolic figures can be familiar ones. In “The Gray Plague“ (January 29, 1967) he uses the traditional image of the Grim Reaper, a skeletal, robed figure carrying a scythe, to critique the potentially lethal effects of air pollution. What makes this cartoon powerful is the unusual way he uses the Reaper, who becomes a gigantic figure amid modern skyscrapers, towering above gridlocked traffic. Smoke pours from chimneys, and Herblock’s shading all through the cartoon suggests an atmosphere thick with smog and smoke. A cloud hovering above the street is labeled “Air Pollution,” and the Grim Reaper, likewise rising from the street, himself seems like an ominous cloud that has taken a macabre form. With his scythe, the Grim Reaper represents Death come to harvest the victims of pollution; he is a medieval figure within a contemporary setting.

Another cartoon about pollution, “The Drums” (March 21, 1979), demonstrates the darkly ironic side of Herblock’s sense of humor. Here the Grim Reaper beats the tops of metal canisters marked “Radioactive Wastes” and “Toxic Chemicals,” as if he were playing bongo drums, as the contents of other dangerous canisters leak out into a lethal stream. The medieval image of the “Dance of Death” links Death with rhythmical movement, as if to music; here Herblock updates the musical metaphor.

The most famous symbolic figure that Herblock created is a modern version of the Reaper: Mr. Atom, an anthropomorphic atomic bomb with a sinister brow, a five o’clock shadow, and hairy hands, making him look like a brutal, potentially violent thug. The image may seem obvious, but again, Herblock’s greatness lies in his inspired uses of this imagery. In a May 14, 1963 cartoon, Mr. Atom looms over the globe, placing his left hand upon it, as if it were his possession. With his right hand he snuffs out a candle, labeled “Test Ban Hopes.” In clever touches, the candle has already virtually melted into a pool of wax, and the puff of smoke from its extinguished flame takes the form of a mushroom cloud from an H-bomb explosion. The cartoon’s title, spoken by Mr. Atom, is a quotation from Shakespeare’s Macbeth: “. . .Out, out brief candle! LIfe’s but a walking shadow. . . .” The line is a chilling description of mortality. The epic scale of Herblock’s cartoon, picturing the Earth, shifts Shakespeare’s line from referring to Macbeth alone to involving all of humanity; simultaneously Shakespeare’s words lend Herblock’s darkly humorous cartoon a sense of profound drama.

Herblock could not only chill his readers but also shock them. His January 13, 1993 cartoon “Bosnia“ echoes Daumier’s “Rue Transnonain, le 15 Avril 1834.” Block’s cartoon shows the corpses of a woman and a baby, with a pool of black blood linking their heads. The woman has been impaled by two enormous weapons: a knife marked “Milosevic Serbs” and an umbrella (such as British gentlemen traditionally carried) labeled “World Leaders.” In other words, Herblock blames not only the brutality of the Serbs but also the inaction by the proper, respectable diplomats and politicians of the rest of the world. Surprisingly, the woman’s body is half-naked. Perhaps Herblock was trying to emphasize her vulnerability (as Daumier did with the man in his nightshirt) or was alluding to the sexual assaults on women during the Bosnian war. Or perhaps Herblock was alluding to the fine art tradition of painting mythical or symbolic figures as partly or wholly nude, as with the topless figure of Liberty in Delacroix’s Liberty Leading the People. Block’s woman, after all, represents all the Serbs’ victims in the war in Bosnia.

Herblock’s work is not just “enduring outrage” but “enduring art”: though he was responding to topical events, his work continues to be relevant to the present.

Take, for example, his January 28, 1968 cartoon which shows Uncle Sam, literally up to his neck in water, holding a rifle above his head as he makes his way through a swamp labeled “Asia.” Herblock’s subject at the time was the Vietnam War, but the cartoon could equally serve as a comment on America’s current involvement in Iraq.

Consider, too, another cartoon, from May 29, 1987, that involves no fantastic figures or settings, and nowadays takes on new relevance. Lying on a floor is a newspaper with the headline, “‘I think it’s better if the Iranians go to bed every night wondering what we might do.’–Reagan.” Herblock instead shows us a man , wearing a button labeled “U. S.” lying in bed in a darkened room lit only by his eyes, staring out in sleepless worry and dismay.

So there are certainly many rewards to be found in the Library of Congress’s two current shows on cartoon art. There are many pieces I haven’t described, including fine examples in the comic strips section of Milton Caniff’s Terry and the Pirates (from 1942), Al Capp’s Li’l Abner (1943), Roy Crane’s Wash Tubbs (1935), Harold Gray’s Little Orphan Annie (1962), Johnny Hart’s B. C. (1969), Lynn Johnston’s For Better or for Worse (1983), Richard Outcault’s Buster Brown (a 1907 Sunday strip in which he meets Outcault’s Yellow Kid!), Alex Raymond’s Secret Agent X-9 (1934), and Cliff Sterrett’s Polly and Her Pals (1933).

Yet although James H, Billington, the Librarian of Congress himself, bids us to “prepare to laugh, wince, and wonder at the best of the best of American cartoon art” in his foreword to the Cartoon America book (p. 10), there is a canyon-sized gap in both the show and the book. Where is the original artwork from comic books?

DC Comics president Paul Levitz contributed a brief essay about comic books to the catalogue, but discusses them principally as objects of nostalgia. The book’s editor, Harry Katz, concedes in his afterword that “More work needs to be done toward acquiring drawings for Underground Comix, comic books, and graphic novels.” (p. 307). No kidding. How can a national collection of cartoon art lack any original artwork by Jack Kirby, to name just one of the missing? Since the American comic book as we know it began in 1935, the Library has seventy-two years worth of the history of this artform to catch up with. Aside from animation, comic books and graphic novels have arguably become the most significant form of cartoon art in the last few decades. Yet neither the “Cartoon America” show nor the book betray a real sense that they have missed out on something important. Katz’s “A Brief History of American Cartooning” concentrates almost entirely on editorial cartoons and comic strips. How strange that the show and the book keep trying to incorporate illustration under the heading of cartoon art while nearly ignoring the comic book medium. Art Spiegelman, Trina Robbins, and Chris Ware turn up as essay writers in the Cartoon America book, but it contains none of their own artwork.

A seeming exception to this exclusion of comic book work is a chapter on the “Cartoons of 9/11.” Here are striking works by comic book artists Kieron Dwyer, Peter Kuper, and Sue Coe. There is a powerful piece by Will Eisner, “Reality 9/11″ from 9-11: Emergency Relief (2002), showing a man watching the devastation at Ground Zero on television: blood drips from the TV set, smoke billows out from the picture tube, and the man seems covered in ash (p. 303). There is even Alex Ross’s cover for DC Comics’ 9/11 Vol. 2 (2002), showing Superman and Krypto looking up in admiration at a poster of police, firemen, and medical workers (p. 306).

But except for a Doonesbury 9/11 strip, all of the comics art reprinted in this chapter are single panel works, not sequential art at all! Indeed, these single panels are really editorial cartoons that were published in comic books rather than newspapers.

The Alex Ross cover poses a final quandary regarding the definition of cartooning. Ross usually works in a style of heightened photorealism, influenced by illustration, and devoid of the “exaggeration and economy” associated with cartooning. In works like Marvels, Kingdom Come and the current Justice, Ross demonstrates that it is entirely possible to do comics that are not cartoon art.

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF
To my surprise Marvel has just published yet another Essentials volume of The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, this one reprinting the 1989 Update limited series, on which I was the principal writer. An even bigger surprise was that, just in time for Christmas, I received a reprint royalty check for an Essentials volume of the Handbook! And I had resigned myself to never getting anything more out of any of these reprint books than a complimentary copy! Well, I was going to recommend that you buy the new reprint volume anyway, and now I have even more motivation to do so!

I also recommend that you visit the blog of my friend and fellow former Marvel writer Peter B. Gillis, who just posted some characteristically insightful reflections on the current state of superhero comics, inspired by our encounter on Christmas.

-Copyright 2007 Peter Sanderson

QSE News: 1/5/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:14 am
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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgAccording to people “in the know,” there is a legitimate chance that the rock group Police will reunite sometime this year. The other two guys from the Police, drummer Stewart Copeland and guitarist Andy Summers, were unavailable for comment as they were “rubbing Master Sting’s feet, preparing his breakfast and readying the living room for company.”
  • After a down year in 2005, Hollywood is rejoicing at the news that the domestic box office saw a modest 3.4% jump in profits.  Many insiders thought 2005’s downward trend would continue through 2006 and possibly into 2007.  Luckily with such films as Little Man, Aqua Marie, and Slither leading the charge, the movie industry was able to rebound.
  • Busta Rhymes?  More like Busta Nose.  The rapper, whose real name is Trevor Smith, has been arrested for allegedly beating a man over money.  The incident marks the first time in several years that Rhymes has been associated with a hit.
  • In a sad bit of news for the 13-year-olds in our great nation, the hit television show, The O.C., has been cancelled.  In addition to crushing the Thursday night viewing dreams of pre-pubescent children, the move has thrown the California Tourism Board into the unenviable position of pushing Fox to greenlight other shows like The L.A., The S.F. and The S.D.
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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review The Covenant

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:52 am
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After impressing Hollywood with films made in his native land, Renny Harlin came from Finland, where he was known as Lauri Harjola, to direct movies in America, and became one of the many directors to jumpstart a career by helming a Nightmare on Elm Street entry. He leapt from that to Die Hard 2, just as good as and arguably better than the first film. He stumbled a bit and then did Cliffhanger with Stallone. His next few films featured his then wife, Gena Davis, and included what might be considered his masterpiece, The Long Kiss Goodnight. An expensive film, it flopped at the box office and then he collaborated again with Stallone on Driven. At $72 million, that was his last big budgeted film. Since then Harlin has dwelled in the more modestly acquitted realm of films budgeted at around $20 million dollars. Exorcist: The Beginning and Mindhunters were both troubled projects and essentially reviled by the critics, and Harlin, perceived as vulnerable, clearly became a whipping boy for them.

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Yet for me there continues to be something about Harlin’s films that I find attractive. Even at more modest budgets, they evince a command and control that should be the envy of others. And his career should be a cautionary tale to others who specialize in the action film. After burning brightly, the Ratners, the McGs, the Finchers, the Bays will at some point themselves also all fall into an abyss of one kind or another.Harlin obviously likes to do genre material but his films are mocked, while Tarantino, equally genre mad, gets a pass, indeed gets praised.

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Now comes The Covenant which sneaked in and out of the theaters last fall and now appears on DVD from Screen Gems, hitting the street on January 2, 2007, for $28.95. It’s not the level of film that a Harlin apologist wants to go out on a limb for, and in fact is filled with rather amateurish mistakes. Ideally, it is Joel Schumacher material.

Harlin rather confounds critics who approach him from an auteurist bent. His films have a consistent visual quality, but it is also the same quality found in most big budgeted action films and might better be counted as a producer’s style. And it is difficult to pinpoint a thematic consistency. One of his Finnish films, Born American, concerned three American tourists who jokingly cross the border into Russia and end up in a Soviet jail. Mindhunters, Deep Blue Sea, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Cliffhanger, and Die Hard 2 all also feature innocents or something equivalent to that who stumble into a larger life threatening situation. And that’s speaking very broadly. Also, this list accounts for less than half of his output, and on cursory consideration those films don’t scream out with any kind of thematic consistency.

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The Covenant also features an innocent, in this case Sarah (Laura Ramsey), who is the new student at the prestigious if also wholly ominous Spenser Academy in Ipswitch. She gets an insta-crush on Caleb Danvers (Steven Strait), the naturally charismatic leader of the student body, but a lad who also happens to be one of the descendants of the Salem witches. His posse makes up the other descendants. There is another new student in the school, the goofy Chase Collins (Sebastian Stan) who turns out to be something more than what he seems – a rival warlock who wants to suck dry Caleb’s power as he “ascends” to a higher level of skill on his 18th birthday. The film climaxes with a battle royale between the two antagonists, with Sarah held hostage between them.

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If nothing else, The Covenant shows the problems facing filmmakers making a Dr. Strange movie, because it devolves into two guys facing off throwing CGI fireballs at each other across a room. Roger Corman did the same thing better 44 years ago in The Raven.

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Most of the problems with The Covenant can be traced to the script credited to J.S. Cardone. The 97 minute film appears to have narrative gaps (though the disc doesn’t feature any deleted scenes), and introduces about 12 characters in its first 10 minutes. By the time you reach a state where you can tell them apart, the movie’s over. Its fantasy world is typically inconsistent, is one of those scripts in which every casual thing you see will loom large later, and is one of those “arrivals and departures” scripts, in which every scene begins and ends with someone arriving then departing. This approach to screen writing makes for very enervated, predictable, and repetitious stories. The fantasy world is inconsistent in that way typical of such films, in which powers characters have are opportunistically inconsistent. For example, on the one hand these warlocks can fly, but on the other, at the end Caleb simply carries Sarah out of a burning barn. Why doesn’t he fly out?

Thus, The Covenant is a disc for Harlin completists only. The widescreen transfer (2.35:1, enhanced), with a full frame version also available on the same disc. It’s a good transfer that makes the numerous special effects believable. Subtitles come in English and French under a English Dolby Digital 5.1 and French Dolby Digital 2.0 tracks. Extras consist of a commentary track by director Harlin that emphasizes the technical challenges of the production. Besides trailers, there is also a making of featurette called “Breaking the Silence: Exposing The Covenent” which is typical upbeat EPK fluff.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/5/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:48 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • George Harrison’s rarely seen video for “Blow Away”… (Thingamabob)
  • And The Traveling Wilburys’ “Handle With Care”… (Thingamabob)
  • The Sound of Young America talks to the blokes behind The Knights of Prosperity(Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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January 4, 2007

Music For The Masses: A New Beginning

Filed under: Columns,Music for the Masses — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:15 am
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Happy New Year, QuickStoppers, and welcome back to the new and improved edition of Music for the Masses. That’s right, friends, you read that correctly. New AND improved.

You see, I have decided to change things up here a bit, going forward, to help streamline the column and keep the focus squarly where it belongs… the music. Now, don’t go getting all excited like Lindsay Lohan ordering another vodka drink at an “open bar,” I’m not changing things up a whole bunch. Just “some.” For instance, all of the non-sequitor bullshit that usually starts the column? You know, the same “jokey” shit that drives some of you crazier than Mel Gibson with a belly full of Patron? The same shit you are reading now? Gone. Yep, going forward, you ain’t gonna see this no more. This is the last time and, honestly, the only reason you’re seeing it now is because I wasn’t going to write up the only new release of note this week, Carly “Why So Long In The Face?” Simon’s Into White, and I have space to fill. But seriously, if you’re tuning into this column to catch a review of music that your parents fuck to, you REALLY are in the wrong place.

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Carly Simon playing chess with some dude…

That’s right, friends, we are going to start focusing solely on the music and we are going to start doing it weekly. Serious as a lump on a fat man’s tit. Once a week. No more bi-weekly dick and fart jokes for you my friends. You deserve better. You deserve dick and fart jokes EVERY week and finally, FINALLY, you’re going to get them. “Breathe deep the gathering gloom…”

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You can also kiss the “Bastard Love Child Of…” comparisons goodbye. No real reason here… just thought it would be fun to change the description of the music to the more simplified “Sounds Like?” For instance, using the above-mentioned Carly Simon album as an example, I would say that her new album “Sounds Like?”… well, it sounds like your parents fucking. Umm… so I’ve heard. Through the wall of that Motel Six in Salida. But I digress.

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I am also going to start incorporating more concert reviews – which I have done sporadically in the past – and some actual, artist interviews. No shit. Oh yeah, and I am also going to hit you – like Jackson Browne, only not in the face – with the occasional podcast. And joining me on these occasional (read: whenever the hell I feel like it) podcasts will be Double A, the “rap guy” from this here column, and QSE News guru J. Allen. I’m pretty sure this is one of the signs of the apocalypse, right behind “raining frogs” and an “underwear-less Brittany,” but I’ll let you judge for yourself. Here is a taste of what you can expect…

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast, much like the column you have been reading, contains foul language, horribly off-color jokes and multiple, inexplicable usages of the word “va-jay.” Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
Music For The Masses: Episode 1 (MP3 format) ““ 7.75 MB

Kinda like listening to three 9-year-olds with a tape recorder, huh? By the way, I’d like to thank the “real man” stunt voices for filling in there. Nice work, guys!! Double A will pay each and every one of you with a special “mouth hug” and “pickle tickle.” And, on the off-chance you are actually wondering, future podcasts WILL focus on “real” reviews of new music, so you can consider this first one as a simple “test of the system,” so to speak… just in case you’re sitting there going “What the fu…?” Oh yeah, lest I forget, I’m going to change my rating system (which is, believe it or not, actually serious) to something a bit more “graphically interesting,” continue to pimp unsigned bands whenever the opportunity arises and, perhaps most importantly to some, post the upcoming music releases for your shopping pleasure. Eww… that reminds me… coming up next week, we have the following:

Artist Title Genre
A New Dawn Fades I See The Night Birds Rock/Pop
Alexis Gideon Welcome Song Alternative
Big C**k Year of the Cock Rock/Pop
Blue Six Tropicalia Dance
Boils, The The Orange And The Black Rock/Pop
Chow Nasty Ungawa….The Party StartsRight F**king Now EP Rock/Pop
Complicated Shirt Compromising Compostions Rock/Pop
Cosmic Gate Earth Mover Dance
Das Oath Das Oath Punk
GRATEFUL DEAD Live At The Cow Palace: New Years Eve 1976 (3CD) Rock
Great White Recover – Deluxe Edition Rock/Pop
Greene,Heather Five Dollar Dress Rock/Pop
Hatepinks, The Tete Malade/ Sick In The Head Rock/Pop
Hinder Tribute Uninhibited: The String Quartet Tribute to Hinder Rock/Pop
Holy Molar Cavity Search EP Rock/Pop
John Waite DOWNTOWN”¦Journey Of A Heart Pop
Lil C H-Town Chronic [Deluxe Edition] Rap
Love Kills Theory, The Happy Suicide, Jim! Rock/Pop
Magic Lantern, The The Magic Lantern CD EP Rock/Pop
Marco V Live At Innercity Dance
Mercury Rev Back To Mine Rock/Pop
Mr. Lil One Browner Than Pride Rap
OG Ron C F Action 46 Rap
P.F. Sloan Measure of Pleasure Rock/Pop
Patriarch Son Of A Refugee Rap
Popo, The The Popo Rock/Pop
POWND Circle of Power Rock/Pop
Questions In Dialect The Ghost Wishes To Speak ToYou CD EP Rock/Pop
Ron Sexsmith Time Being Rock
Self Against City Teling Secrets To Strangers Rock
Sloan Never Hear The End Of It Rock/Pop
Soporus Atomove Elektrarne CD EP Rock/Pop
Superpumas Muscles Electronica
Ultramagnetic MC’s The Best Kept Secret Rap
Woss Ness Bangin Screw 2000 Rap


Good stuff… umm, maybe. So, there you have it folks. The new AND improved “Music for the Masses. ” What do you think? Huh? Maybe? Well, anyway, thanks again for reading and we’ll see you next week with some actual music reviews.Peace.

Send pictures of your “va-jay,” assorted hate mail and review copies to:

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QSE News: 1/4/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:19 am
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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgGoing back to the well, NBC has announced plans to produce a remake of the 1970’s series The Bionic Woman – a tale of a woman who receives hi-tech implants that save her life. Obviously, we here at QSE News could go for the “easy” joke about where those implants are located but that would be degrading.  Instead, will simply say the new series deals with how the new technology will help the Bionic Woman do all the things women love to do”¦ like clean the house and cook for her husband.
  • Black Eyed Peas main man Will.i.am is getting ready to help Michael Jackson with a new album. The new material is said to be a concept album narrating Jackson’s own personal struggles while fleeing a horribly oppressive society that persecutes men for spending “naked time” with children.
  • After several rumors over the past few weeks, Barbara Walters has come out in defense of her decision to hire Rosie O’Donnell as a host of the television show The View.  Walters was quoted as saying “I do not regret hiring Rosie one bit.  We had an affirmative action quota to fill and I ask you, where else am I going to find a fat, obnoxious, anti-Asian lesbian?  Huh?”
  • We here at QSE news want to give a belated birthday shout out to Mr. Mel Gibson, who turned 51 on Monday.  Those close to Mr. Gibson claimed that this year’s celebration was a little more subdued and only included 72 bottles of Jack Daniels and 187 racial slurs. The Los Angeles Police Department was not invited to the party but did manage to stop by “for old times sake.”
  • And finally today, George Lucas has said that filming for the much anticipated fourth Indiana Jones movie will begin in 2007. Lucas also announced the special-edition, digitally-enhanced version of the film will go into production in 2008. At press time, there was no release date for the super-special, extended and digitally-enhanced version of the film.
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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/4/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:12 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Shortly after George Harrison lost the court case that accused him of “subconciously plagiarizing” his hit “My Sweet Lord” from The Chiffons’ “He’s So Fine,” he penned the tune “This Song” as a means of venting his frustration – and this is the video for it… (Thingamabob)
  • Syncronised Swimming, courtesy of Shearer & Guest… (Thingamabob)
  • The fish-slapping dance, just because… (Thingamabob)

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January 3, 2007

QSE News: 1/3/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:49 am
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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgABC Television has announced that they have greenlit a TV series based on the movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith.  The new series will pick up six months after the events of the movie and will reportedly be darker and funnier than it’s movie predecessor.  With the series, ABC hopes to capture the same magic the movie had by putting an end to Jennifer Aniston’s current romance.
  • Mike Tyson has joined the ever-growing list of celebrities who like to take a little drive after polishing off a fifth of Jack.  Tyson was nabbed outside of a Scottsdale, AZ nightclub after nearly hitting a sheriff’s cruiser.  When asked for comment on the arrest, ex-Tyson opponent Evander Hollyfield shouted “HUH?  WHAT??  YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP!!  I CAN’T HEAR A SINGLE WORD YOU JUST SAID!”
  • According to reports coming out of England, ex-Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty and paper-thin model Kate Moss may have tied the knot. While representatives of the couple have denied that the pair married, Quick Stop News has learned that an enormous, five-tiered wedding cake made out of cocaine and heroin was ordered by Doherty.
  • California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger broke his leg over the weekend. Although the exact details are not known, early reports indicate that Schwarzenegger got his leg caught in a metal press while chasing Sarah and John Connor through an abandoned steel mill.
  • And finally, in her continuing effort to ensure that her children later refer to her as “the reason we need therapy,” Britney Spears reportedly passed out at a New Year’s Eve party in Las Vegas. Punting rumors that she was drunk off her cootchie, her publicist says Britney was just tired and simply fell asleep. We here at QSE News stand by Britney as lord knows 12 shots of Jagermeister and two kamikazes always makes us sleepy too.
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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/3/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:39 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Jackson Publick & Doc Hammer commentate on the first two seasons of The Venture Bros.(Thingamabob)
  • Ever wondered what the effects of drugs and alcohol would be on a spider’s webspinning capability? Look no further… (Thingamabob)
  • Explore the cyber-lair of the ultimate Iron Giant fan… (Thingamabob)
  • Seasick Steve’s amazing 3-string guitar performance at Jools Holland’s Hootenanny… (Thingamabob)
  • I’m in a George Harrison mood today, so here’s Harrison’s video for “Crackerbox Palace,” directed by Eric Idle and guest-starring Neil Innes… (Thingamabob)

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January 2, 2007

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/2/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:08 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Sneak Previews on Sesame Street, with Siskel & Ebert… (Thingamabob)
  • Find out about all kinds of crap you can waste money on (with the help of SNL and Napoleon Dynamite alums) at the Home Purchasing Club… (Thingamabob)
  • Why haven’t you checked out the wonderful Wings For Wheels podcast series? Go on! (Thingamabob)
  • Direct from the 1950’s, it’s an episode of the Paul Winchell – Jerry Mahoney Variety Show(Thingamabob)
  • Here’s what to do with all those Christmas “Tickle Me Elmo” dolls… (Thingamabob)

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Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review Jet Li’s Fearless

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:36 am
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Taking a page out of contemporary European radical thinking, Godard used to complain in his films about the “CocaColonization” of France. He was a profound American movie lover, but abhorred the deterioration of European culture at the hands of uniformity-demanding corporate culture, the rise of McWorld.

A similar “CocaColonization” has taken place in the world of Asia action cinema. This has had a perhaps almost beneficial effect on world audiences, or at least American viewers because they are now easier to follow, having been denuded of their “odd” local cultural eccentricities. In addition they often have specific political messages embedded in their narratives, but not at all explicitly, as Godard’s later films did. For example, Yimou Zhang’s Hero had a specific and pro-Chinese message about unification and strong leadership to impart. Yimou may or may not have believed in the message himself, but it was obviously the price he had to pay to get the film made, a crazy mirror image of the patriotism test Howard Hughes made of the RKO film The Woman on Pier 13.

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Which brings us to the latest example of Asian action, Fearless, also known as Jet Li’s Fearless. The titular possessiveness makes sense. It is clear from the making of on the disc that this is a highly personal film for Li, a practicing Tibetan Buddhist, whose film is the result of his grappling with the conflict between the subject matter of his movies and the nature of his beliefs.

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Directed by Ronny Yu, who has made something of a name for himself in American films via Freddy vs. Jason, Formula 51, and Bride of Chucky, and credited to writers Chris Chow and Christine To, Fearless tells the oft-recounted tale of Huo Yuanjia, the martial artist who, according to the film, unified the disparate Chinese combat techniques back in the early 1900s. As the film tells it, Huo always admired the martial spirit of his father, who refused to let his son train. Huo does it anyway, secretly, and grows up to lead a popular school.One day he goes into combat to defend the honor of a student beaten up by a rival school master. Huo takes so much out on him that the rival dies. Then Huo learns that the beating the student suffered was more or less deserved, but that doesn’t stop one of the dead master’s students from killing Huo’s wife and kid before slitting his own throat.

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Fearless is divided into four parts. The massacre ends part two. Part three follows Huo as he becomes a drifter, his hair growing wild and his mind apparently broken. One day he is pulled out of a stream and brought back to health by a village of rice farmers. Working with the villagers focuses and steadies him as his strength comes back, and Huo finds himself drawn closer to a blind girl (Li Sun) who “sees” better than him.

The third and final part commences when Huo leaves the village (it’s probably obvious but I didn’t quite catch why), and sets about to help China regain its pride among other nations, whose leaders have nicknamed China the sick man of Asia. This is done, of course, via a succession of combats, the last one staged between Huo and a Japanese martial artist. The film ends on a rather solemn if elegiac note.

Though the tale is perfectly clear, unlike many of the older action films beloved of buffs who first saw them back in the 1970s, the film still subscribes to some of the crazier aspects of the genre. For example, Huo has a preternatural ability to fly. He uses this ability to dance around his opponent, like a Muhammad Ali. But if you can fly, why bother to continue fighting so conventionally in the first place? If the movie were wholly funny and action oriented rather than having a political message in a mostly serious and realistic context, then the flying wouldn’t stick out, but it does. Being a “cleaned up” version of an action film, it is also bereft of humor, Jet Li taking his role and the message of the film very seriously.

Asian viewers probably found its message of unification and working together as one rather unsubtle as propaganda, and in the finished film it comprises only a few minutes in part three as Huo rallies the masses. It’s subtle as messages go, but still there. It’s not clear to me, though, who its intended recipients happen to be, because the message seems at variance with Li’s stated beliefs in the making of doc. There, Li indicates that as a follower of Tibetan Buddhism, he must work on himself, on his own never-ending training and development. Maybe this isn’t really at variance with Huo’s call for national and martial unity, but it seems to be. What Huo seems to want is for the faceless masses of China to become strong though collectivism. What Li practices in private sounds self-absorbed and isolating.

Jet Li’s Fearless comes in a smashing wide screen transfer (2.40:1 enhanced). It features both Chinese and English dialogue tracks in Dolby Digital 5.1, and has English, Spanish, French subtitles. The Unrated Edition also includes the original, slightly shorter theatrical version.

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Supplements consist of one a 20-minute making of, and a deleted scene. “A Fearless Journey” recounts how and why this is Li’s final action film, and displays him wrestling with issues of screen violence and moral messages. It exists almost solely to prompt respect in the viewer for Li’s decision, but does have sound bites from Yu, and from some of the martial artists who play Li’s opponents in the ring. The deleted scene is a six minute sequence that takes place in the rice farmer village and shows a major stage in Huo’s development as a “peaceful warrior.” Jet Li’s Fearless hit the street December 19, 2006, and retails for $29.95.

Toy Box: Stargate SG-1 Series 2

Filed under: Columns,Toy Box — admin @ 12:35 am
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Before we get started with our regular festivities, I wanted to mention that you can vote for your favorite (and least favorite) collectibles this year once again in my People’s Pick Awards. The voting will be open for a few more days, so get your vote in now! Just click here to head over to the ballot – and be sure to sign up to win one of 8 cool prizes. Now on to our regularly scheduled program…

The movie was okay…but not spectacular. But the Sci-fi channel was able to take a decent flick and turn it into a solid television show, running 9 years now! Nine years! I can’t get over that.

Diamond Select Toys picked up the license for action figures last year, and fans were skeptical. DST has done a good job with the Buffy and Angel lines, although to say either hasn’t been without its bumps would be lying. Then they did Serenity, and fans weeped. So what would happen with Stargate?

The good news is that series 1 was great, with much better sculpting, good articulation, and a nifty idea around getting all the pieces to build a diorama of the Stargate. Now wave 2 is hitting stores in the next month (this is an early review), and includes Teal’C, Carter and Thor. Like usual (for DST), they’ve stretched those three characters into a wave of six. In addition to the core three, there’s a chase variant Black Ops Teal’C and Previews Exclusive Jaffa Warrior Teal’C, along with a Replicator Carter. There’s also a Desert Camo Carter pictured on the cardback, but it’s wasn’t produced.

Over at MROTW, I reviewed the three core characters last week, and here I’ll be covering the two variant Teal’C figures. If you have any questions or comments, drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com.

“Jaffa Warrior Teal’C and Black Ops Teal’C”

Each of the main characters – O’Neil, Jackson, Carter, and Teal’C will eventually have a black ops version. Teal’C also gets the Jaffa Warrior treatment, using the same body as the series 1 Serpent Guard.

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Packaging – ***
The cardbacks are growing on me, but they still don’t knock my socks off. Decent graphics, reasonable text, but they lack the visual pop to snag your eye. Of course, since you’ll probably be stuck buying these online, it’s a moot point. The other minus here is the lack of instructions for putting together the Stargate. Some of the pieces fit together tightly, and you may be wondering if you’re doing it right or you’re about to break something. A basic visual instruction guide would have been a big help.

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Sculpting – ***1/2
These are two slightly different versions of Teal’C, one with hair, and one without…and sporting the forehead symbol as part of his sculpt, not just an additional paint op. As I mentioned in my review of the regular Teal’C, I’m not a huge fan of the slightly confused expression, but of the three Teal’C versions, the black ops head sculpt, with hair, looks the best.

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Each of the body sculpts are very detailed, particularly the Jaffa Warrior version. All of the lines in the armor are sculpted in, right down to the small chain mail-like texturing. Like the other figures in the series, internal scale and proportions are very good, with no pin heads or bobble heads, and no odd lengths to the limbs.

They’ve also added veins to his arms in the shirtless black ops version, and his t-shirt and pants fold and crease in a very realistic way across his body. Both figures stand absolutely great on their own, and both have hand sculpts designed to work with the widest variety of accessories.

Paint – ***1/2
The paint ops are extremely clean, although there is some slop on the Jaffa Warrior if you look *really* close. The white lines aren’t always perfect, but the eye of the camera is much more able to pick up on it than your own.

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The work on the faces is terrific, with no problems with the eyes, or poor cuts between the hair line and face. The skin tone is consistent and even, and even the lips (often a problem with male figures) are reasonably well done. Okay, so it looks like he has a bit of the old lipstick on, but it’s not a major issue on either figure.

Articulation – ***1/2
While neither figure is super articulated, they both have about as much articulation as possible, and still maintain realistic sculpts. On top of that, all the articulation has a good range of movement, and allows for useful posing. Other figures may have more points, but they are often worthless points.

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Both figures have the all mighty ball jointed neck, and both work great. Tilt, turn, forward, back – they do it all. They also have ball jointed shoulders, but the joints are only at the shoulder. They don’t allow for quite as much mobility as some other ball joints, but they have a better appearance.

There’s cut biceps, pin elbows and cut wrists to allow them to hold weapons (like the staff) in both hands, and a cut waist, T hips, pin knees, and cut thighs to get some decent posing out of the legs. Some of the joints, like the cut biceps or thighs, can break the lines of the sculpt, but having them gives you a lot more options as well.

Accessories – ***1/2
DST has taken the concept of ‘reuse’ to whole new levels with this line, but they throw in enough accessories with every figure (plus one or two new ones) that it takes most of the sting off.

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The Black Ops version has his staff (with alternate, ‘open’ head), radio, P-90 rifle, zat and G.D.O. These accessories are all used in other figures as well, but they make sense with this character as well. His soft rubber vest is removable, and while the sculpt and fit are good, I tend to prefer the figures sans vests.

He also comes with a huge, honkin’ butt kickin’ rifle, that looks great, but which I could never quite find a satisfactory way for him to hold. You may have better luck than I.

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The Jaffa Warrior version has the staff as well, with alternate staff head, the zat, and the funky ‘eyeball’, which I’ve been told by readers may be a ‘tek’, a stunning grenade. He also has a Goa’uld, the big bad of the show (although they aren’t all that big). These snake-like aliens get up inside your brain, and you don’t want that.

Both figures come with a piece of the Stargate, the same piece as the regular Teal’C. DST was nice enough to put the same piece of the gate with all the same character, no matter how many variants, so if you only want one Teal’C, you don’t need to buy all three to build the gate.

And the gate is damn cool, even if it isn’t in scale. It’s on the small side, but the figures look good displayed with it. And what can you expect when you’re already getting figures at a price range that is standard, and yet so much extra is in the package?

Fun Factor – ***1/2
Put together the great sculpts and paint with good articulation and a ton of cool, useful accessories, and you have some terrific toys. Sure, these are intended as ‘adult collectibles’, but they haven’t forgotten their roots in play.

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Value – Jaffa Warrior ***; Black Ops **1/2
These are an excellent value in the current specialty market, running around $11 – $12 each. That’s if you find them, especially the black ops chase figure. He’ll end up costing you more from most places, because of his lower production run, and ends up with a lower value score because of it.

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Things to Watch Out For –
Not a thing. These guys might not be intended for kids, but the figures themselves are sturdy enough to handle play anyway. The biggest problem is keeping track of the tiny accessories, but as a reasonably intelligent adult, I’m sure you can handle it. Better than I did, anyway.

Overall – ***1/2
Great sculpting, solid articulation, and cool accessories add up to one of my current favorite lines – and I’m not even a big fan of the show! If you are, you should be very happy with the treatment DST is giving the license, and I’m also hopeful this means there are no more Serenity debacles in their future.

Where to Buy –
Online is your best bet these days, although some local comic shops may carry them:

Killer Toys has the regular set of three for $33, and the black ops Teal’c for $20.

Time And Space Toys has been carrying all the figures, but are selling out quick. They still have the Previews exclusive Replicator Carter for $13, and they have preorders up for series 3 at just $60 for the set of 5 (includes the chase and previews exclusive!)

Alter Ego Comics has this basic set of three figures available for $38.

CornerStoreComics has the regular figures for $12 each, or a set of four (includes the Previews exclusive) for $44.

Amazing Toyz also has the regulars for $12, or the set of 4 for $44.

– and if you’re in the U.K., hit Forbidden Planet to pick them up for about 10 pounds each.

Related Links:
I reviewed most of the first series as well, with the exception of Jackson. I still gotta snag one now, to finish off my Stargate! And I reviewed the core 3 characters today at MROTW as well.

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review, MI3: 2-Disc Collector’s Edition, Mission Impossible 1: The Complete First TV Season

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:32 am
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How would you put together a movie version of a popular TV show? Would you modernize it? Or would you somehow tap into nostalgia memories of a program that viewers may not have even seen in some time?

There is a third option, though, which is simply to ignore the show and create a new, different entity. That seems to be the choice of the makers of Tom Cruise’s Mission Impossible series. The first one, directed by Brian De Palma, and therefore twisted and dark and obsessed with betrayal between friends, spent a few minutes repudiating the show by turning Jim Phelps, played by Peter Graves from the show’s second season on, into a traitor and killer. No. 2 was a John Woo exercise. Now No. 3, just out on DVD after a recent release to the screens where it “underperformed” by the studio’s standards, serves as an entree for J. J. Abrams into the big screen.

He was probably a good choice. If you aren’t going to truly adapt the source show you can at least adapt a modern equivalent that does its stuff better, i.e., Alias, Abrams chick spy program. It was an excellent show, at least in its first two seasons, and was innovative in its complexity. Plus, it didn’t look or sound like a TV show. In its camerawork, editing, and music, it was more like a movie. So the transition from small to big screen was probably logical for Abrams, who was otherwise distracted by his other hit TV show, Lost. And in any case, Cruise has an eye for, and the clout to work with, the best directors, so his imprimatur is really important to those who have the brains to pay attention to such things.

As many have noted before me, reviving TV shows is a fad in Hollywood, born of the movie industry’s need to offer up material that is somehow familiar to the public. Yet then they go and change the thing. It’s such a confusing hash of influences. One of the most faithful TV show adaptations was The Flintstones, with good physical analogs for the original cartoon characters, is probably the closest adaptation, and that was a yabba dabba dud, a movie that everyone saw and no one liked (which makes it the perfect embodiment of the Houxian Principle, which states that, “Just because a movie made $100 million dollars doesn’t mean that anyone liked it”).

In any case, Cruise’s adaptations have shown a savvy sense of the public’s tastes, which is a hunger for off season Bond films, mainly because the real Bond films are usually bad (until 2006, anyway). Cruise, as I never tire of repeating, is probably one of the great screen stars, and it isn’t an accident. He makes an interesting contrast with Johnny Depp, another great actor, whose choice of directors and projects is quirkier and more personal, and Sean Penn, probably the most overrated actor working, whose taste in projects and directors is appallingly bad. The person who should be in this top three is Robert Downey, Jr., who derailed his own career.

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In any case, Abrams turned MI3 into a episode of Alias, with an emphasis on family, on loyalty, and on the conflict between the secret and the public life. Abrams is a master of the highly emotional boy – girl scene (as well as the father-daughter scene, and so on), and with certain very key scenes between Cruise and Michelle Monaghan develop a rapport that remains crucial later when Cruise’s Ethan Hunt is in extreme jeopardy. I thought that MI3 was a terrific film, very well cast and with non-stop well choreographed action.

It’s unfortunate, then, that the special two disc MI3 is rife with terrible supplements that fail to do justice to it as a film. I could fill probably three or more columns with bile born of my mounting rage at the lost opportunities found on contemporary DVDs, of the contempt for the audience represented by most supplements, on the continuing disdain of filmmakers such as De Palma and Spielberg toward commentary tracks, of EPKs tossed in as if they had value as explications du textes. MI3 is a two disc special edition set, but frankly the regular old widescreen edition without the supplemental supplements should be fine for most consumers, as they won’t have their intelligence insulted by the faux extra extras (there is also a full frame edition; does anyone buy these?). DVDs are on the brink of being in trouble. Downloads are easier; there is a lot of bootlegging; the introduction of two new competing high standard formats is confusing and alienating. DVDs are slipping as a buffer zone for studios whose movies are weak at the theaters.

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Shared among the three versions of the DVDs are an audio commentary by Cruise and Abrams, deleted scenes, The Making of the Mission, and something called Tribute Montage: Excellence in Film.” Will you life be deprived of unexpected sunshine if you never see or hear these supplements? No. It’s not like missing out on the Peter Ustinov interview on the Criterion Spartacus, which I’ve shown to myself and others over 10 times. Supplements, basically, need to be valuable and entertaining in and of themselves. The five deleted scenes add some nuances, especially about the character Lindsay. The yak track is an excited account of how much fun it was for the duo to work with each other, how much Cruise got hurt making the film (Clooney raised the stakes on that aspect of filmmaking), and some scenes were rejiggered.

Making of

Abrams is a master of LA speak. I still recall something he said on the Lost first season making of, in which he said that when he met his collaborator on the show, they were so compatible that he was “mad that I hadn’t met him before this.” In the MI “making of” he is adept at praising everyone else in very specific ways that sound both true and false at the same time. The final supplement on the first disc is a nine minute anthology of Cruise movie clips (unsurprisingly Kidman free) originally screened when Cruise won a British film award. I liked it because it affirmed Cruise’s range and film wit.

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Except for one or two brief elements, the supplements on disc two are totally useless. “Mission Action: Inside the Action Unit,” “Visualizing the Mission,”
“Inside the IMF,” and “Launching the Mission” are either for kids or morons, if not to fulfill some contractual agreement that stipulates that everyone associated with the movie gets 15 seconds of “making of” fame. “Mission: Metamorphosis” is about the making of the film’s mask sequence and is slightly interesting, and “Scoring the Mission” is about the film’s music, and that’s almost always of some value, but “Moviefone Unscripted” is an embarrassing throwaway, and “Tribute Montage: Generation: Cruise” essentially repeats the same thing from the first disc. Finally there is a photo gallery and trailers. None of the things that used to be on DVDs in abundance, such as isolated music tracks and complete screenplays, are bothered with anymore. It’s too “technical,” I guess, too “geeky” or “fannish,” and alienates the ordinary fucking people presumed to be the main consumers of DVDs now. The format is too popular for it to escape descending into condescending mediocrity.

MI3 comes in a terrific widescreen transfer (2.35:1 enhanced), with a Dolby Digital 5.1 audio track. The special edition retails for $34.95 and hit the street October 30th, 2006.

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Since Paramount owns the Mission Impossible franchise, the studio is also able to release the first season of the TV show. In total it consisted of seven seasons and a two season revival series, but with Cruise divorced from Paramount it is unclear if there will be a fourth movie from him for the studio, so for further MI joneses, Paramount may have to relay on the six or eight remaining TV seasons.

Landau

Seeing the show again after all these years offers some evidence as to why the filmmakers changed so much. It’s fairly tedious. In fact, it’s a show that was more or less made by its theme song, which promised more tension and excitement than the show itself, constrained by conventions of the time, could offer. The individual plots don’t exploit the Topkapi-style engineer scam as much as you think, the politics of the show is retrograde, even for its time, and one of the episodes even posits the existence of ghosts, which come to the IMF teams aid.

Picking

This is a show with an international canvas that looks like it never got out of the Paramount back lot. It’s interior scenes are either badly lit or over lit. Like most shows of the time, the set decoration is atrocious. Orange couches on green rugs with red walls. While throwing up slightly into my mouth, I wondered why the sets were so garish, and then remembered that color TVs at the time weren’t particularly sophisticated (a fact parodied in the otherwise predictable Invincible), and the louder it was the easier it was to “see.”Seasons were longer then, and MI season one has 28 episodes spread across seven discs with no extras, though the episodes are announced as digitally remastered in both sound and picture. To harp on the subject of extras again, there are lots of fans of the show out there who have written books or kept blogs or fan sites in its honor. Presumably they are intelligent enough to add their voices to either commentary tracks or to write text for screen or booklet. Excluding the fans on the discs is to eventually exclude them from buying future sets because their viewing experience won’t be enhanced and there is no compensation for badly shot, acted, and written episodes.

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Mission Impossible season one hit the street on December 5th, 2006, retailing for $59.95.

December 31, 2006

Trailer Park: The Best Trailers of 2006

Filed under: Columns,Trailer Park — admin @ 12:04 am

By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here…

Quick Note: I will be getting to the winners of THE FOUNTAIN poster contest next week but I did want to take this moment to thank all of you, the readers, who have made this a real banner year for me. I am thankful and grateful for all the opportunities I was given to really bring this column further into something that I can find delight in doing every week (I haven’t missed a week since starting nearly 3 years ago) with my interviewing and long-form pieces I’ve been able to write for this site. I finally came to accept that I am half-way decent at my efforts to branch out and I want to continue that trend in ’07 by providing even more free content that you Inter-Tubers seem to consume so much of. So genuinely, from my heart, many thanks to you, the teeming dozen or so consistent readers I have been able to talk to every week with my writing. (Let’s all say a prayer in hope that I can earn more than $30 in the New Year)

I hope all of you have a safe New Year’s Eve and keeping with my end of year goings-on in the Trailer Park it’s time to dim the lights, chill the ham and get down to the trailers that rocked my wiz-orld in 2006. Talk to you next year.

10. THE LAKE HOUSE

See this middle, extended phalange?

It’s up for every critic that shredded this movie.

I absolutely dug this trailer from start to finish. From Sandra’s opening monologue that really re-defined my view of her abilities as an actress; CRASH, come on, was wretched in the way she tried to vamp up her part of the upper-class white lady with a lot of racist anger. To top it off, she looks absolutely gorgeous.

The plot is quickly put into motion the crux of the movie’s plot: “What if you lived two years apart?”

I don’t know why but it was this tagline that hooked me. More than just mere science fiction, I believe this film’s premise was completely inventive. Someone took your average romantic film and infused it with a little something interesting.

The halfway point of this trailer has Keane’s “Somewhere Only We Know” is instrumental in further defining how this film is going to pull off having the two leads be entirely separated from one another for the entire film, save two scenes. What’s more is that the leads are never even hinted at ever coming together; how easy would it have been to try and hose people to just insert a moment when they actually do?

The trailer at almost the very end just explodes with nicely confusing moments that really pushed me over the edge in wanting to see what this film was all about. Judging by the box office I am still stumped at figuring out why no one else wanted to. The trailer is still a favorite of mine and one that superbly defined how this kind of film needed to be presented, even if people didn’t show up to support it.

A-holes.

9. TRUST THE MAN

I don’t know why but this movie just struck some sort of nerve.

With the opening you have the entire movie mapped out in front of you: man has friend. Man loves sex, craves it. Julianne Moore actually seems like she’s in a film to help propel the plot, not be the overreaching thumb of the hand that tries to outdo her fellow ensemble actors; she’s likeable, of all things.

David Duchovny wins me over with his instant charm that’s on full display. The way his relationship with Billy Crudup, an individual who needs to be around more often in film, works, I would assert, comes through like a bullhorn in a bathroom stall. If you can believe the relationship all the rest is dependant on the writing.

What’s more is the inclusion of James Blunt’s “Wisemen” which has the overall Grey’s Effect (It’s in the process of being trademarked.) of having the music carry the dramatic weight of the events that come after the midpoint, namely Billy and David’s relationship. And I think this is what gets me every single time I watch the trailer.

The preview is excellent at promising a movie that will deal with relationships between men. In this age of female-fueled romantic comedies, i.e. RUMOR HAS IT, it is nice to know there might be a film that looks at the way men deal with each other when it deals with matters of the heart.

8. CRANK
Stop pointing your fingers and laughing, this movie was everything that the trailer said it was going to be.

I have to commend this trailer for a lot of reasons but the one thing I’ve come back to every single time is that the narrative is established wonderfully within the first 15 seconds. Because you knew, up front, that Statham had his one-way ticket to death punched and that the Reaper was going to collect by the end of the flick it set the tone for everything that comes after.

It’s easy to slap around these kinds of mindless, brainless, masturbatory male-oriented action flicks around but they serve such a vital role in the landscape of cinema. For every art project that a director wants to do that somehow defines what it is to be human in the grand tradition of Grecian drama you absolutely need to have movies that showcase the other side of human nature: the need to blow shit up.

The trailer takes you on an ADD ride that, while it hinders most other trailers that want to seem “edgy” or exciting, absolutely adds to this film’s attraction. From Statham’s action-movie smoothness to the blatant absence of any kind of plot other than what was stated at the beginning you have a recipe for warm and fuzzy destruction.

7. CASINO ROYALE

Parkour.

I think that’s one of the things that did it for me in this teaser trailer and why I selected it to be the one trailer I reviewed for Moving Pictures magazine, my first real published work.

I will be honest when I say that I didn’t have feelings about Daniel Craig being the new Bond one way or the other. Sure, you had purists that tried to petition Craig’s presence in the role while also having the media report on every misstep the man had on set. Yes, he had his teeth kicked in and there was speculation he didn’t really know how to handle a gun but this teaser trailer locked me in for good. This was surprising even for me because I am usually very suspicious of teaser trailers as opposed to their two and a half minute brethren.

When Craig takes on a bloke in the loo, and gives him a proper thrashing, I was absolutely sold. For me it was always an issue that the Pierce Brosnan years for the Bond series were kind of dull. There wasn’t a whole lot of fisticuffs or much in the way of substance, just ludicrous and implausible stunting and bad writing.

This teaser exudes the kind of mystique and allure that a Bond movie should have in ample amounts. There is a reason why people can’t stop talking about how this film is really a return to form for the franchise and this teaser had everything you needed to know before everyone else said it.

6. FEARLESS

Do I really need to explain this one?

Jet Li’s “supposed” last film of this variety is delicately but efficiently introduced with David Lo Pan of BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA fame makes this history lesson real easy to understand: China gets occupied, white men want to overtly show how utterly awesome their strength is and Li comes in to school these guys while mopping their faces inside a fighting ring.

There’s a delicate balance of how you sell this action movie that definitely has a solid heart and this trailer manages to do it. Li comes off as quietly effective at being this character with a largess that’s just indescribable. However, I can put into words the kind of eye-popping action that comes in the form of Li thrashing some nameless, faceless dude while holding an umbrella.

Then there’s the duel of swords in the pool.

The effect of showing these fight sequences works in marriage with the larger plotline of this movie having at least some kind of context in the real world. The overall feel of this trailer feels more like a dramatic action movie than just an all-out martial arts extravaganza. This being Jet’s last foray into the genre you would have thought he would have done it with enough panache and fanfare to make everyone stand-up and take notice. The nice part is that the trailer shows that Jet wanted to have a movie that was substantial, not exploitative. A class act.

STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK FOR THE FINAL FIVE…And would someone clean up the yak that’s dried up on the carpet? Thanks.

December 22, 2006

“Oooooh”¦ Shiny.” #2: T’was a Very Pop Culture Christmas

Filed under: Columns,Oooooh Shiny — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:15 am
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The story you are about to read is true. I didn’t even change the names.

It happened a few nights ago when my wife and I were decorating the tree. We try to celebrate both holidays equally, but the little menorah just can’t hold a candle (sorry) to the big artificial Christmas tree in the corner of our apartment. But, our tree is less of a religious icon and more of a paean to American popular culture.

My wife, let’s call her “Stephanie,” (on account of that’s her name), was hanging an ornament. Homer Simpson slipped and bumped into Wimpy. While trying to save Wimpy from falling, Stephanie accidentally knocked another ornament to the floor, breaking it into several pieces. It took a short time for usshiny2006-12-22 01.jpg to realize the comedic irony of the shattered ornament that lay there on our hardwood floor. It was a five-inch replica of a famous “major award” ““ a “A Christmas Story” leg lamp ornament.

We looked at each other.

“I’m sorry,” she said. “I broke the leg lamp.”

I smiled, but all I could say was “Not a finger!!!”

“We can fix it.”

I dashed to the kitchen junk drawer.

“WE’RE”¦ OUT”¦ OF”¦ GLUE!”

This little incident, to us, was our little Christmas miracle. I mean, we have dozens, perhaps hundreds of pop culture Christmas ornaments. We’ve got Spongebob, Snoopy, The 3 Stooges, Howdy Doody, Superman, Batman, Captains Kirk and Picard, The Enterprise, The Millennium Falcon ““ you name it. What are the odds, that of all of our ornaments, the one that would break was our frag-i-lay major award?

As a famous narrator once intoned, “all was right with the world.”

But, was it? While inside our home, everything was right with the world, there were a lot of wrong things happening in other places. Here’s a short list of SOME of the things that are just plain wrong about the current pop culture landscape of Christmas:

  • shiny2006-12-22 07.jpgNBC produced a nice, star-packed, family movie, The Year Without a Santa Claus (reminiscent of those NBC contractual obligation TV movies of the 1980’s starring Michael J. Fox and Nancy McKeon). Now, a big holiday event movie like this should be seen by the whole family, right? So, of course NBC broadcasts it from 9 to 11 pm. What happened to the nice Sunday night at 7pm time slot? That’s when you air family movies!
  • shiny2006-12-22 02.jpgI refuse to watch A Charlie Brown Christmas on ABC. To me, this will always be a CBS special from the rotating “BUM-BUM-BUBADABUBADA-BUM-BA-DUM-BA-DUM-BUMP!!!” of the CBS Special Presentation logo, through all of the commercials for York Peppermint Patties right to the end credits. You can take the special off CBS, but you can’t take the CBS from the special. And please, don’t even get me started on I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown. I will only say one word on that matter. “Why?”
  • shiny2006-12-22 03.jpgWhile we’re talking about ABC, did anyone notice that their broadcast of the classic Grinch cartoon included the behind-the-scenes featurette created back in 1994, but they painstakingly removed Phil Hartman as host and replaced him with Tom Bergeron? They used the same exact script!!! They didn’t even revise the verb tenses to reflect the passing of interviewees Chuck Jones, Thurl Ravenscroft and Albert Hague!
  • shiny2006-12-22 04.jpgWhere’s Mr. Magoo? Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol should be broadcast on a major network alongside of Rudolph and Charlie Brown. And for that matter, so should Emmet Otter, but only if the Kermit the Frog sequences (deleted for legal reasons) can be restored. (You can’t see Kermit on the currently available DVD of the program, but you can see a one-hour documentary on the making of the program — a documentary produced by yours truly).
  • shiny2006-12-22 08.jpgThe remake of Miracle on 34th Street is still being shown ““ what’s with that? Every 35mm print, 16mm print, VHS cassette, DVD and negative of this film should be rounded up by 20th Century Fox and buried on their studio lot next to the M*A*S*H time capsule. And while we’re on the subject of Kris Kringle, anyone who watches the colorized version of the original classic should be boiled in their own pudding (whatever that means).
  • shiny2006-12-22 09.jpgThe holiday season has traditionally started with Thanksgiving. Santa riding through Herald Square on Thanksgiving morning ““ that’s the official start of the Christmas season. This year, I began seeing Christmas decorations as soon as Halloween was over (and Halloween seemed to start filling the stores as soon as the Labor Day Back to School shopping season was over). I guess the retailers of America find it easier and more lucrative to go from one holiday shopping season to the next with as little down time as possible. Have these people not seen Miracle on 34th Street? (Any version ““ including the 1970’s David Hartman debacle!!)
  • shiny2006-12-22 06.jpgThe holiday should be about joy and brotherhood ““ not about shopping and money. (And this is true no matter what holiday one celebrates). Almost 50 years ago, a man named Theodor Geisel wrote a book espousing that sentiment. When the Whos’ Christmas is stolen by a nasty old Grinch, the Whos still celebrate the holiday. Christmas still comes. So, the all time irony of irony is that the Estate of Dr. Seuss has turned this tale of the true meaning of Christmas into one of the most commercial ventures in the history of family entertainment. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Craig, you were a writer on The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss ““ You even wrote the Wubbulous holiday episode!!” I did indeed. I was part of the posthumous exploitation of Seuss. But we did new stories based on the original characters, not overblown adaptations of the books. I’m proud of that work ““ I received a WGA Award nomination for my work on the show. Now, I knew that Dr. Seuss was very protective of his work while he was alive and probably would not have allowed the Henson company to license his work to produce our show. But I felt that we were doing our best ““ and if I wasn’t a part of it, someone else would be ““ and perhaps someone who didn’t care as much.

It may be a fine line, but I find a lot of difference between doing what we did with Wubbulous World and taking The Grinch book and well, getting greedy.

I find it ridiculously ironic that Seuss’ anti-commercial Christmas manifesto has turned into a seasonal money-printing machine for the Seuss Estate. This year, after cranking out every dollar possible from the feature film version and subsequent DVD release of Grinch, the venue is the Hilton Theater on Broadway ““ the Grinch’s face is on the marquee beside a Target Stores logo. I guess the Grinch buys Max’s dog food there.

One thing I’ve learned over the years: what you’re saying is important, but how you convey your message says just as much. And I think it takes real nerve to put on a show about the true meaning of Christmas while grossing millions (they do 12 performances a week ““ most shows do 8 ).

I’m not saying the show is bad ““ I haven’t seen it. I hear it’s good. But, it’s expensive to attend and there’s a ton of merchandise being hawked in the lobby. The 80-minute show may be about the true meaning of Christmas, but everything around the show just plain reeks of profit, greed, money and all of those other things that I really like in most other situations. Some people say that “content is king.” That may be true, but in a situation like this, it’s all about context, folks.

I could go on and on with this sort of thing, but I don’t want you all to think I’m some kind of old curmudgeon who only complains about how great things used to be. I don’t want to be like that at all, so if the powers that be are reading this, here is some advice: Don’t let things suck. That’s the deal. Don’t let things suck and I won’t rant. Seems easy enough, doesn’t it.

Somehow, I think I’ll still have a lot of ranting to do.

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Noctural Admissions: Holiday Movie Roundup

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:56 am
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When the holiday season comes around, new movies end up divided into two general categories. There are the explicitly Christmas films, such as Deck the Halls and the whatever latest Santa Clause there is, and there are the Oscar whoring films, crammed into the last few days of December to qualify for Academy consideration.

I’ve had a chance to see most of the Oscar whoring films, and the challenge is to determine which if any of these movies will be of lasting importance. Some of them have already even come and gone, if by “gone” we mean failed to make enough money to qualify for continued residence in the main auditoria of first run theaters. And while the financial hell of the sub run and second run theaters is filling up, the new movies crowd the starting gate like Boston Marathon aspirants.

Turistas

Take Turistas and Deja Vu. It’s always struck me as odd that slasher films are frequently released at Xmas, and several good ones have been, such as Bob Clark’s Black Christmas (which I saw on Xmas Day way back when it first came out), so they must appeal to some particularly suicidal mood in loner Americans. Turistas was a short-lived new release, a general addition to the genre about Ugly Americans and other tourists in Latin America cunningly routed to a house of horror in which their internal organs are slated for distribution among the poor. Summer fun specialist John Stockwell’s film is beautifully photographed and has a strong cast, including Las Vegas‘s Josh Duhamel and the wonderful Melissa George, but it appears to have struck reviewers and subsequently the audience wrong, and quickly faded. I liked it, though, but in the way you like a TV show that isn’t top flight, or the way you like minor poetry, which is often better than high art.

Deja Vu

Deja Vu also carried with it some baggage, being another Tony Scott – Jerry Bruckheimer collaboration, with all which that entails in our minds from their past associations, and in addition sparking the revilement of Manohla Dargis in the New York Times for the casualness with which it played with terrorist themes. It’s the most “normal” of Scott’s recent films (no ad-agency style subtitles, and a less frazzled editing style), and concludes two different ongoing trilogies, one on American policy and paranoia and the other being films extolling the virtues of Denzel Washington. Again, I enjoyed watching it, but it did feel light, and turned out to be much more romantic than the usual Tony Scott film, while also inspiring the usual mind wrinkles time travel films generally do.

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Those two films are unlikely to garner any Academy consideration, as are the two big romantic comedies of the season, The Holiday and Stranger Than Fiction. Director Marc Forster and writer Zach Helm’s comedy, about an IRS tax investigator (Will Ferrell) whose life is inexplicably controlled by a reclusive novelist (Emma Thompson) has a very interesting thought at its center, i.e., that characters in books are more than “galley slaves” and that authors have a certain responsibility toward them, but this being a Hollywood movie and not completely a Charlie Kaufman enterprise, the thought gets lost. Still, it worked as a movie, and its second half is very touching.

Holiday

Nancy Meyer’s The Holiday is her attempt to replicate the tone and spirit of recent British romances such as Love, Actually and Notting Hill, and though I am far from a fan of Meyers’s previous films, including the Father of the Bride remakes and the Oscar voguing Something’s Gotta Give, this one won me over. I was teary eyed all through it. This is partially because The Holiday is as movie mad as I am, with one of the film’s temporary house-trading characters (Cameron Diaz) being a movie trailer editor, and the other (Kate Winslet) befriends a ancient Hollywood screenwriter (Eli Wallach). In fact, Wallach may end up nominated for best supporting actor, if the Academy’s tendency to acknowledge very small almost non-roles remains consistent, and Meyers’s Oscar cred remains high.

For Your Consideration

For Your Consideration, which mocks Oscar buzz, has generated Oscar buzz, and that’s a pity because it is a very unfunny comedy about movies made by people who don’t seem to understand movies. It is ludicrous to suggest that someone would make an indie film called Home for Purim set in the post-war South, even in the cockeyed world they are imagining. In fact, the film’s TV satire is more spot on than its movie satires. Where’s Billy Wilder when you need him? His movie quips would have been achingly accurate. And I’m getting rather fed up with Christopher Guest and Company’s absolute and unremitting cruelty towards their characters. They could take a lesson from Thompson’s Kay Eiffel.

Volver

I was under-whelmed by Almodovar’s Volver. This entirely female-centric tale of a mother comes back as a “ghost” (there is a surprise twist) to help her two daughters and granddaughter is being praised by critics and award dispensers far and wide as the director’s crowning achievement, but to me it was Almodovar Lite, a conventional movie that shows how far he has strayed from his surrealistic roots.

Babel

Another title that can’t be mentioned without the breath of Oscar on the lips is Babel, Mexican director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu’s latest foray into that genre that the Oregonian‘s Shawn Levy calls the “web of life” film. Since Amores Perros, his films have grown colder and more oblique and despite the sunny climbs of this film’s three main locations where distant, loosely connected cross-cultural family dramas are enacted, it is actually quite soft at its center.

History Boys

Babel‘s Cate Blanchett is clearly the star of the season, appearing in no less than three of its films. She is excellent in all of them but outstanding in Notes on a Scandal. In a time period that insists on sharing with us unintentionally paired films, this one goes with The History Boys, a cinematic adaptation of Alan Bennett’s play about the conflict between an old style view of learning as a civilizing end in itself, and a cynical view of education as a tool for advancement in a money mad society. Richard Griffiths is excellent as the old codger whose values and sexuality conflict with the new world order. There is an exquisite scene, in which Griffiths’s character, just forced into early retirement, attends a conference with the student most like him and discusses the Hardy poem “Drummer Hodge,” which becomes a vehicle through which he discusses his most sacred feelings. It’s one of the best moments in recent cinema.

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Call Judy Dench in Notes on a Scandal the “History Girl.” She is a severe dinosaur in a modern school whose new headmaster wants modern teaching techniques. She is also prone to rather obsessive fixations on younger female colleagues. Told from her viewpoint, via voiceover readings from her acerbic, hilarious diary, Notes on a Scandal recounts how various passions in her circle of friends and colleagues flail out of control. Dench, Blanchett, and Bill Nighy (as Blanchett’s husband) are all superb in this film based on a novel by Zoe Heller. It, too, is awards bound, and the only blank spot is the kid who plays the object of Blanchett’s affections. Either as acted or as written, he fails to embody the sort of predatory Beatty-in-Embryo he is supposed to be. Nevertheless, Notes on a Scandal is surely one of the best, if not the best film of the season.

Queen

Dench will no doubt be up against Helen Mirren, titular character of The Queen, about the few days the monarchy endured after the death of Diana. Though directed by the otherwise dependable Stephen Frears, The Queen ends up being just a very, very good TV movie, in all ways, as it ends up slobbering over the royals in the most craven and arse-licking manner. Furthermore, Mirren is OK in the role, but really, come on, 12 other stars could do just as well. I’m also getting rather weary of actresses and actors being over-praised for just doing their jobs, and for at-best competent performances being hailed as Oscar worthy because of sentimentality over the performer. Awards, if they must be given, should be reserved for the truly most outstanding, risky, and successful performances of the year.

Rocky Balboa

Speaking of TV movies, that’s what Rocky Balboa turns out to be. This sixth Rocky entry is a slow paced, lumbering, impoverished film that comes across like an ’80s inspirational TV movie you might see on a Lifetime channel, as Rocky pauses periodically to espouse his “philosophy” of life. The only innovation, as the film virtually repeats the structure and climax of the first Rocky, is that the final fight itself is presented as if it were an HBO broadcast, which should make for a good DVD transfer.

Mayan

Who would have thought that two holiday films would feature, at some point, Spanish conquistadors? Both Mel Gibson’s derivative Apocalypto and Darren Aronofsky’s turgid The Fountain reference such throwbacks. But that is not the only thing ancient about both films. Each one harks back to the roots of American cinema. Apocalypto, which draws upon about 30 film clichés, from the choppers at the start of Apocalypse Now to the blood dripping from a wound that betrays someone hiding, from Rio Bravo and countless other films, is ultimately derived from silent films such as F. W Murnau’s Tabu and the some of Robert Flaherty’s docs, and alternately also from Terrence Malick’s near-silent modern epics of love and war. Apocalypto, from its “beheading cam” to its stacks of Maya holocausts bodies, is as excessive as we might expect, but ultimately a minor film that replays scenes from Gibson’s earlier films.

Fountain

Aronofsky’s muddled, well-meaning movie is a variation on D. W. Griffith’s Intolerance, which also told several stories simultaneously, inter-cutting among them. What it comes down to is that each of the three Fountain stories features one of a trio of Hugh Jackmans (conquistador, contemporary scientist, bald spaceman) is trying to save his dying wife by finding the secret of eternal life. The wife is played, mostly in closeup, by Rachel Weisz, a current critical darling, but who here is treated, boringly, like a delicate, virginal spirit of life itself.

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I’d like to add a footnote to this brief discussion of Apocalypto, however. Back in 1963 Herschell Gordon Lewis and David Friedman, the moral equivalent of carnies, produced a small horror film, shooting it in a Miami motel room. It went on to be one of the most controversial films ever made, one that unleashed a radical change in what and how we watch movies. I refer, of course, to Blood Feast, aka Feast of Flesh. One of the most striking images, much reproduced, shows the murderous and deranged Egyptian caterer Fuad Ramses (Mal Arnold) just after he has torn out the heart of a female victim, holding it up for the geeks in the audience to see. Forty-three years later, Mel Gibson virtually recreates that moment, on a grander scale, toward the middle of Apocalypto. The implications of this stagger me. Speaking only visually, few other paired images show how far we have come, or how much the old psychotronic films have been taken over by mainstream media.

Good German

Also in the realm of confusables are The Good Shepherd and The Good German. George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh’s German, which also stars Blanchett, is an adaptation of a pop novel that they turn into an academic exercise in mimicking 1940s Hollywood styles. This film is quite simply boring, confusing, and repetitious (Clooney is beat up about three times in the first 20 minutes). It’s possible that Soderbergh has some high-minded goal of mocking the MPAA’s standards or something like that with his blend of old fashion camera techniques and modern era humping, but for this Soderbergh supporter, the experiment failed.

Good Shepherd

Though often a part of Clooney’s posse, here Matt Damon strikes out on his own as a withdrawn, laconic CIA administrator modeled loosely on James Jesus Angleton, who, like Damon’s Edward Wilson, was befuddled by a Soviet mole and betrayed by British double agent Kim Philby (here played by Billy Crudup). This is one of those dream projects, the apple of director and co-star De Niro’s eye as well as of writer Eric Roth. It also makes for an interesting variation on, a sober corrective to, Damon’s Bourne films, with Wilson being an inward operative whose whole career is a failure. In a brilliant, all-star cast that includes Alec Baldwin and William Hurt, the only false note is the freckle-faced guy who plays Wilson’s son, who is dreadful and too often shot in eyeball peeling close-up.

Little Children

The other big confusables are Todd Field’s second film, Little Children, and Alfonso Cuarón’s adaptation of the P. D. James novel, Children of Men. They couldn’t be more different, although the ironically titled Little Children bears the influence of American Beauty in its examination of adultery and spiritual corruption in suburbia. I didn’t like this film as much the second time I saw it, when it came across much more mechanical and schematic. Still, Kate Winslet is, once again, very good in a tough part, and Field does capture well the wind blown suburban environment well.

Children of Men

Children of Men is a movie I wanted to like but for all its visual pyrotechnics has very little affect. The mono-expressive Clive Owen has something to do with this. Although clearly the people of this film’s future, where childbearing has ceased due to some vague environmental factors, is populated with depressed unexpressive people, it seems like Owen could be a little happier later as he tries to escort the last birthing mother to safety. As a director Cuarón appears to like journeys, at least in the few movies of this prolific filmmaker that have received wide distribution, but in this one the journey is the least interesting part of the film. Only the very beginning and very end really seem to matter, like in a basketball game. Nevertheless there are at least two stunning long takes that are utterly surprising.

Keneteph’s Korner: Industry Profiles – DJ Ju-Ice

Filed under: Columns,Keneteph's Korner — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:48 am
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Who Says Great Things Don’t Come Out of Jersey!

keneteph-01.jpgI still can’t figure out why New Jersey is at the tail end of many jokes (some even calling it the “armpit of the US”) when a lot of good talent and ideas come out of NJ. The whole vision of the View Askewniverse is an example of this, along with our own Quick Stop Entertainment. Another example of creative innovation coming out of Jersey is Trenton, NJ DJ, DJ Ju-Ice. He’s raised the bar of the DJ game by releasing DVDs of the mixing/mash-ups he does on CD. The whole mix lines up perfectly with their respective video. So you are not just watching a Jay-Z or Pharell video, you are actually watching it completely remixed by DJ Ju-Ice! It truly takes mixing and mixtapes to the next level and will leave you wondering what will be thought of next!

This musical art you have to see to experience has won him the 2006 Justo Mixtape Award for best DVD blends, and best mixtape blends. Winning a Justo Mixtape Award is something many urban DJs aspire to get, as it was the first award keneteph-02.jpgceremony offered for DJs. Ju-Ice’s recent mixtape video blend DVD is the third one he’s released since last year. I’ve had a chance to see all three and they get better with each one he makes, but still unique in their own right. Being unique does bring a lot of copycats though as Ju-Ice has seen a lot of DJs copy his style of mixing. Despite this he still welcomes creativity from others. On one of his DVDs he encourages other DJs to stay original and keep their creativity up. This new one features a few mixes by his protégé DJ Seductive. A lot of time was placed in editing the over one and a half hours of videos into one continuous mix. He even throws in some Marvin Gay and Dianna Ross into the mix, put to some new beats. The mixtape video blends make a great gift for friends, or even for yourself to watch or show at parties.

Ju-Ice is staying busy working on a mixtape video blend DVD featuring all Mary J. Blidge videos. DJ Seductive also working on her solo blend DVD project.

Check out the you tube link for a preview of his blends. For ordering information please call 609-984-8062 or go to myspace.com/therealdjjuice

Copyright 2006 Keneteph Entertainment

10 Quick Questions: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Filed under: 10 Quick Questions,Columns,Interviews,Trailer Park — admin @ 12:58 am
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by Christopher Stipp

I just couldn’t believe it.

One of the best parts after I get done interviewing someone is deconstructing what I think is the essence of what was talked about. Be it someone who I thought kept yammering on about nothing in particular, someone who had nothing to offer but their breath or when someone says something insightful it has always been a unique experience. This brings us, then, to Mary.

One of the very first things after I hung up the phone after we were done conversing about her new film BLACK CHRISTMAS, the one she’s starring in with Quentin Tarantino behind the lens, GRINDHOUSE, or the latest in the DIE HARD franchise, I was taken with how succinct and clear her answers were to my queries. It’s customary for there to be some gaps of silence as the person I’ve just asked a question to chews on what I’ve said and thinks about a response.

Not Mary. Quite contrary.

I had a roster of questions ready to go and she just shredded through them without even giving a moment’s hesitation. She sliced through the customary vagaries that many of her contemporaries toss out like speed bumps, usually asking me, “What was the question again?” Mary had an answer waiting for every one of my thoughts. She even schooled me on a well-known It was this extemporaneous back and forth that I so wish could happen with every interview I do but Mary deserves credit for just getting right into things, I admit that I wasn’t asking anything too personal that would cause a natural wall to go up, but I think it was her exuberance that I hope shines through in the coming exchange. From not ever hearing of her to seeing her on stage at the San Diego Comic-Con this past summer and being taken by her wide-eyed happiness it’s hard to think that she could end up being sliced and diced in this remake of a film that was filmed first by the man who would eventually bring me A CHRISTMAS STORY in 1983, a full year before Mary was even born.

Man, did that just make me feel old. BLACK CHRISTMAS opens this Monday, December 25th.

P.S. – Late breaking news. If you’d like to glimpse the wonderment that is GRINDHOUSE Yahoo! has just put up the exclusive teaser trailer on their site. Do yourself a favor, check it out.

Christopher Stipp: Well, thanks for making time for me.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead: Of course! No problem at all.

Stipp: Let me right to it and ask what made you want to do another horror movie after FINAL DESTINATION 3?

Winstead: It was interesting. I was actually somewhat hesitant and not because I have anything against horror movies, I’m actually a big horror movie fan, but I wasn’t sure it was the right thing to do, one horror movie on top of another horror movie. But I love Glen Morgan and [producer] James Wong and all of the crew of FINAL DESTINATION 3 so much and it was such a great experience doing that film so I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to go through it again with them.

I figured it would be fun”¦Horror movies are such great things to film because every day is high adrenaline, high energy, so I figured why not.

Stipp: That was something I was going to bring up later in the interview but since you’ve said it I’m curious to know how if there’s a difficulty to keep up that sense of dread or fear, take after take after take?

Winstead: It can be a bit draining sometimes. It’s quite challenging. I think actors in horror movies get kind of a bad rap for not being the most talented actors out there but it’s one of the hardest thing to do, generating that fear, because it’s not easy to draw from. So, for me, I had to kind of start out by being emotional and thinking about things that really saddened me, and frightened me, like death and thinking about people I love dying and just drawing from that kind of emotion that would bring me to that fear. So it was definitely draining but, at the end of the day, it was very rewarding.

Stipp: Could I ask if whether being in a slasher film like BLACK CHRISTMAS, where a guy stalks women in a sorority house, has any base in reality where some people think that this just perpetuates the notion of violence against women?

Winstead: I don’t see this as being derogatory towards women. I think that horror films, especially slasher films, can be analyzed in so many different ways and have been. There’s the whole thing with the “final girl” and it’s really interesting because I was talking to Quentin Tarantino about it a few weeks ago of all the different studies and ways of viewing that.

I don’t think it can be looked at in that one dimensional, close-minded way. So, I think it’s entertainment and it can be taken for however you want to take it.

Stipp: Right. And now you’re going to be in GRINDHOUSE”¦ Another”¦

Winstead: Yeah!

[Laughs]

Stipp: I swear one of my questions was going to be whether you were going to continue down this path and possibly remake PSYCHO COP or CHOPPING MALL.

Winstead: I know!

[Laughs]

I’m not intentionally seeking out horror movies but I am not going to turn a good part down just because of its genre so I’m up for anything.

Stipp: So how was working with Quentin and his envisioning of what a horror, splatter, exploitation flick should be and your experience on BLACK CHRISTMAS?

Winstead: Quentin is really just all out fun.

A lot of the scenes were comical and over the top and crazy so there wasn’t really any real lot of fear or emotion. Most of my scenes are just filled with dialogue with Rosario Dawson and Tracie Thoms, just hanging out and being girls, just having fun. And then it gets sort of twisted at a certain point but it’s still in this campy, fun way. So, every day we just laughing after every take. We were just howling. So, it wasn’t as dark as the other horror films I’ve done.

Stipp: And I have to mention that I saw some of Robert’s footage during Comic-Con this past summer.

Winstead: Oh, really? Nice”¦ The two of them together”¦it’s just a crazy, fun environment. I miss it, very much.

Stipp: Being there, and being in the eye of the presentation during Comic-Con where you had hundreds of geeks just screaming and roaring what was it like to be a part of something like that? Being an actress I have to believe that you don’t get many opportunities to be front and center like that.

Winstead: It was so crazy. For one thing, I was really surprised that I was even invited to be there. I figured it was just going to be Quentin and Robert, maybe Rosario, even the more well known stars of the film, so I was very excited that I was invited to even be on the panel. And, beyond that, I expected that I was just going to sit there silent the whole time and no one would know who I was. So it was really strange that I actually got questions from the audience about work I had done. That was such a shock to me. It was kind of the first time that I realized anyone out there actually knew my name and had seen my work before.

[Laughs]

It was really a fun, fun experience.

Stipp: Do you get more of that with every project you take on? A little more public recognition? With SKY HIGH, you’ve got to have a cadre of small fans who’ve probably watched that thing again and again while now you’re also cultivating a more mature audience with BLACK CHRISTMAS and later on, GRINDHOUSE and DIE HARD 4.

Winstead: Yeah, a little bit.

I see it more online than anywhere else where you can see it growing like on web sites and message boards dedicated to you, which is so strange. So, it’s still in this sort of fantasy world to me and it doesn’t feel real. It’s like, “Oh, there are some people talking about me online.” Out in the real world, no one knows who I am.

So, it’s strange to think that those are real people out there, people who have seen my work and are true fans. I have yet to meet a lot of them because I haven’t been to those kinds of conventions but every now and then I’ll get recognized on the street but most of the time it’s just double-takes from people who say, “You look familiar.” At a restaurant the other day the waiter said I looked like a girl from FINAL DESTINATION 3. But it’s not to a degree where I feel any level of fame yet.

Stipp: Now, with this being the holiday season and BLACK CHRISTMAS being a warm movie you can take the whole family to, I recently took my family, namely my daughter, for the first time to see the Nutcracker. I found out that one of the first productions you really were involved with was the Nutcracker. I’m curious to know which part you played and whether you thought ballet was the route you were going to go in for the duration of your career.

Winstead: I did, absolutely. As a child, I acted and I loved acting but ballet was my heart’s career choice. Over the years I’ve been almost every character in that production because I did a few years, I was Clara when I was 12, I was the mechanical doll, I was Chinese, Russian, I was the Snow Queen, I was everything. That was something I really loved and was passionate about it. I went to New York and did summer programs with the Joffrey Ballet School and, at one point, I just realized that it probably wasn’t going to go as far as I wanted to just because I was really tall for my age and it’s such a precise career as far as physicality”¦you have to fit into this mold. I didn’t want to put myself through that. I realized that the thing I loved most about it was the performance and being able to act and play characters on stage so I figured, “Why not just stick with that.”

It was a nice training background for me and I miss it. I still try and take classes whenever I can.

Stipp: Are your feet all jacked up or do they at least look good in a pair of flip-flops?

[Laughs]

Winstead: They’re nice! I think I got out of it just in time.

I had some teachers at Joffrey who wouldn’t even let you pad your toe shoes because they want you to toughen up.

Stipp: You’re kidding”¦

Winstead: Any more years of that and I would be totally deformed looking. But I think I got away just in time.

Stipp: Now, from GRINDHOUSE you’re hitting the screen again on July 4th of 2007 with DIE HARD 4.

Winstead: Yes”¦.

Stipp: Lucy McClane all grown up. And I know some people will knock it but Len Wiseman did a great job with UNDERWORLD. He made that movie knowing exactly what he wanted to get out of it. Are you finding he’s bringing that same sensibility to DIE HARD 4?

Winstead: Well, it’s been fun so far. I am still working on it until the end of January. I haven’t yet gotten into some of my bigger stuff so it’s hard to say exactly as I’ve only done a few scenes here and there, I’m still just getting a feel for it but it’s been great because it has been a different experience for me. I’ve never done a big action movie. There so much focus on that [the action], and a little less on my own performance, that I kind of have to deal with that myself.

[Laughs]

As I try to bring what I can to the table with all that’s going on. There’s a lot more waiting around for the scenes to be set up because the explosions have to happen at the EXACT right time. The cars have to drive away at the exact right time. There’s so much more, technically, going on but Len is handling it so well. It would seem like it’s such a high stress type of job but he’s so calm, and so fun loving through it all. I think that’s a good sign of someone who knows what they’re doing, not letting it get you.

Stipp: On the subject of where you really got some experience in front of a camera, namely television productions, a lot of actors recently who have traditionally been in film have been making the move to the small screen. Any ambitions to ever go back?

Winstead: Not right now. I’m so excited to have been doing back-to-back films, it’s such an exciting and now thing for me, I really never thought it would happen for me because I was such a pilot kid growing up. I would come out, do a pilot, it wouldn’t get picked up, and I would do it again next year and I kind of felt like I was going to be doomed to repeat that for my entire career.

But the fact that I have been able to do film after film after film”¦it’s been the best year ever. It’s made me really want to try and continue to focus on that. Maybe when I get a little bit older and I want to settle down and have a little more stability I think that would be a great thing to be on a TV show, have a steady income and have a steady place where you live and work. I think that’s a real attractive idea but, right now, while I can I might as well live a little crazier life and travel all over the place doing different films. We’ll see what happens.

Stipp: Being a young actress, competing with other young actresses, is there an outside pressure to keep going at a film career while you’re able to have one, to not let this moment slip by?

Winstead: I don’t really think of other actresses as competition, just because I feel like everyone is so different and everyone brings something completely different to the roles that they play so that when I am meeting for different roles, and I see another actress there, I don’t have that competitive edge like, “Oh, I’ve got to get it over her. I’ve got to do better than her.” I think that everyone is going to be liked or disliked for completely different reasons.

But it is hard, when you hear on a pretty consistent basis, “Well, we need someone more famous. We need someone more famous.” That’s something I’ve been hearing for years but I’ve gotten to the point where now it’s, “Well, you’re almost there but not quite.” So, I’m still struggling with that but you have to keep working at it and hopefully you’ll get past that point, you WILL BE the person getting the roles and hopefully I’ll have paid my dues and deserve that moment when it comes for me.

Stipp: So then do you have some more projects lined up as soon as DIE HARD 4 finishes?

Winstead: Not yet.

I’m taking meetings and reading scripts, just trying to find the best thing and hoping to take small steps ahead with each thing as I build up my career and try to get to the next level. I’m hoping to find the thing that will take me there.

Stipp: Can you be more picky now?

Winstead: Definitely, yeah.

It’s an interesting place to be. For the first time in my career I am turning things down which I never imagined I would be doing. I would take almost anything as long as it wasn’t degrading to me as a person. If it was work, it was work and I was happy to do it. And I still feel that to a certain extent so it’s very hard for me to say no when someone wants to work with me. I’m just having to be smart about it and only choose films that are going to be a step ahead, not a step back.

Stipp: And how do you get that feeling, from the script in your hands to what you think will actually be shot? In two different hands I think you could have two different movies based on the same source material.

Winstead: Right, that’s true too. It can be very objective when you read a script and there have been scripts in the past where I thought, “That’s not a very good script. I think this movie is going to be pretty bad.” And then I see the movie and it turns out to be really great!

And so it’s hard when I turn something down because I think, “What if it turns out to be the greatest thing ever?” You’ve just got to trust your instincts and go for it because, at the end of the day, if it does turn out to be a mistake, whatever. There’s always something else waiting at the end of the road.

Stipp: And so what popped out at you when you read the script for BLACK CHRISTMAS? Or was it a pitch that began, “Stay with me, don’t laugh or say no but”¦it’s a remake”¦of a horror movie”¦”

[Laughs]

Winstead: Well, I really enjoyed the original BLACK CHRISTMAS. Olivia Hussey was one of the reasons I wanted to be an actress as a child because I did a school production of Romeo and Juliet and I watched her version of it everyday for almost a year and I just wanted to be her so she’s always been on my list of idols. Hence, being in a movie that’s a remake of one that she starred in was pretty cool and the character was something new for me, nothing I’ve ever played before, sort of a debutant socialite snob. I’ve always played like the Nice Girl or the Girl Everyone Likes so I thought it was different.

Stipp: Last question: It’s Christmas time. What do you have planned?

Winstead: I’m going home to North Carolina to see my family, I’ve got a big family, 5 kids in the family, and they all have kids for the most part so all of us are going to go and rent a Bed N’ Breakfast in Asheville, North Carolina. There’s all sorts of tourist-y things to do up there like crazy gingerbread house making contests and it’s just going to be nice.

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QSE News: 12/22/2006

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:53 am
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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgOn her official webpage, author J.K. Rowling has put up a hangman game where fans can figure out the title of the 7th, and final, Harry Potter book.  It has been speculated that in the book the young hero Harry Potter will die, effectively driving millions of readers into the arms of NBC’s To Catch a Predator.
  • From our “Where Are They Now” file, Fred Durst, lead “singer” of Limp Bizkit, has been cast in an upcoming movie titled Play Dead.  The story centers on a formerly successful frat-rock star who desperately tries to hold on to his meager amount of “celebrity” without the aid of a VH1 reality show.
  • Some major movie studios here in the States are crying foul after the losing defendants in a major piracy case in China mysteriously disappeared.  Disney, Universal and Fox, amongst others, were hoping that the verdict would prove a crippling blow in their fight against piracy and are demanding that Chinese officials do everything in their power to locate the individuals.  In response, Chinese law enforcement agents released descriptions of the wanted men, each sporting an eye patch, parrot and wooden peg leg.
  • Children across the country are giggling with glee now that the beleaguered Buster Baxter, the cartoon star of the PBS series Postcards From Buster, is getting a second chance with 10 new episodes. The original series was yanked after Buster visited a family in Vermont with two mommies.  PBS executives couldn’t have been more excited as they released the upcoming schedule which features the episodes “Jimmy and the House of Crack” and “Timmy’s Daddy is a ‘Bottom’.”
  • In another example of what happens when Rosie O’Donnell doesn’t have something occupying her mouth, a war of words has begun evolving the corpulent host of The View and the toupee challenged Donald Trump.  This latest brouhaha comes after O’Donnell chastised Donald Trump’s reaction to the controversy surrounding Miss USA Tara Conner and her nights of under-age drinking, drug use and illicit sex.  When asked for comment, Trump fired back, “The only time O’Donnell should open her fat mouth should be to stuff it full of food… or vagina!”
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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

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