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April 18, 2008

Trailer Park: A Sackful Of Random

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By Christopher Stipp

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Yeah, so, the column will have nothing to do with the title. Even I can’t be quippy 24/7 unlike those who get paid to come up with “teh” awesome teasers. I will say, though, that there was a couple of things that I wanted to cover this week before tossing out a trailer review.

First, go check out the ScreenGeeks Radio Podcast. I listen to many Podcasts during my week (This Week in Tech, MacBreak Weekly, Sound Opinions, On The Media and scads of others) but there is only one that is consistently excellent about covering what’s happening in the realm of film from a fan’s perspective. They’re not snarky, they’re not out to prove how much more they know than you (I’m looking at you Elvis Mitchell. Seriously, stop with the focus on how slow and how smooth you can make your voice sound as you bob and weave through an interview) and it’s always worth your time. I’ve been on the show a couple of times and I implore you to check out their latest (Plus I’m on it. Yahtzee…). If there was a blue collar award for hardest working Podcast this would be it.

Second, weeks back I gave a shout out to Red Princess Blues, an animated short starring the voice talent of Paula Garces from HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE. I was informed that you can now check out the entire 7 minute short on-line right here. Usually I wouldn’t bring this kind of small nugget to the surface but the man behind the lens, Alex Ferrari, also mentioned that the film will be playing at the Cannes International Film Festival this year. I’ve covered a few of his comings and goings in this column so it’s absolutely worthy to give some extra attention and props for getting along in his career so nicely.

Third, I went to the Phoenix Film Festival last week and of all the movies which were screened I enjoyed a little film called SON OF RAMBOW the greatest. It’s hard to describe a film like this to someone who might be the right kind of person to see it but I can tell you what it isn’t: art house, inaccessible, difficult, highfalutin, pretentious or slow. I’ll be running a review soon enough as I get close to interviewing the film’s writer/director but I cannot express my hope that this film is on everyone else’s radar as we head into summer. While I can’t yet write at length about what made this movie so special I can say that the film’s 3rd act is deliciously handled in a way that only a robot could not watch without feeling something tug on the heart.

Fourth, Randy Pausch. Since I seem to be the only one reading my own musings I thought I would bring up this not so completely unrelated piece of entertainment information. I watched that Diane Sawyer ABC News special on Randy Pausch’s “Last Lecture” phenomenon. As this special unfurled towards its end, making this one of the reasons why those who eschew television and even the Internet deserving of our contempt, if you were really paying attention, the message that Randy has and the utter astonishment that a man in his position hasn’t let his malady completely cripple his spirit takes a backseat to his grip on humanity. I’ve seen countless stories of people who have overcome adversity in their lives and been in the hot seat with some vapid talk show host asking the same kinds of questions but to watch Randy talk about what it’s like to be staring down death, knowing full well it’s going to win, was enough for me to carve a little space in the world to tell you that looking into his book that was released this week would be a very good thing.


WHERE IN THE WORLD IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? (2008)

Director: Morgan Spurlock
Cast: Morgan Spurlock
Release:
April 18, 2008
Synopsis: If Morgan Spurlock has learned anything from over 30 years of movie-watching, it’s that if the world needs saving, it’s best done by one lone man willing to face danger head on to take it down, action hero style. So, with no military experience, knowledge or expertise, he sets off to do what the CIA, FBI and countless bounty hunters have failed to do: find the world’s most wanted man. Why take on such a seemingly impossible mission? Simple-he wants to make the world safe for his soon to be born child. But before he finds Osama bin Laden, he first needs to learn where he came from, what makes him tick, and most importantly, what exactly created bin Laden to begin with..

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Prognosis: Negative. Let me start by saying that I absolutely want to see this film.

I say film because a lot has been made of the genre of documentaries that have been churned out, like SICKO and Spurlock’s SUPER SIZE ME, that mix in a little of the theatrical and exaggerated in order to tell their stories. Moore’s grandstanding on a boat with a bullhorn, Spurlock’s obvious extrapolation that if you eat shit for a month that you will feel like shit, all points to the kind of storytelling that blurs the line between absolute truth and the liberties we would all take if we had to write college term papers on health care and fast food, respectively.

I say all this because the beginning of this trailer is absolutely theatrical in how it presents its theory about wanting to find Osama Bin Laden. We’ve got the heady voiceover guy talking in all sorts of dramatic tone, Stonehenge, the Dead Sea Scrolls, Egyptian hieroglyphs, things you would associate with being part of history’s greatest accomplishments. Then you have Spurlock acting like a gimp by bellowing “Yoo-hoo”¦Osamaaaa” into some wayward cave.

Am I the only one who would think twice about respecting this guy’s objectivity about the subject matter at hand?

I get it, it’s supposed to be amusing. His even better point that telling us he’s watched a whole lot of action movies and that the world’s problems can be solved by one guy is an excellent way of getting me to believe that this is going to be an honest documentary.

I’m not really sure what Reality Based Protection has to do with going into pretty scary places, as he says, but I know the hours I spend watching FRONTLINE on PBS in particular about the continuing conflict inside of Pakistan of extremely dangerous proportions being reported by some white guy never becomes part of the conversation. Aside from that, the comment about Spurlock wanting to know how to say “Don’t take me, take my cameraman” is a lovely bonus as well. I wish I could be just as ignorant as the people this is being pitched to and think it’s all really funny but I can’t muster enough ignorance to find the sequence of great comedy.

The next part of the trailer where we see our esteemed documentarian in traditional Middle Eastern garb, in an attempt to show us how he’s going to find Osama, by walking up to street folk and just asking, He does the same as he heads into Morocco and who knows where else as he attempts to find this most elusive of fugitives.

I will say that the moment where Spurlock tracks down Osama’s uncle where we are given hardly anything worth watching regarding this meeting between the two of them; this is where you would possibly garner some interest from me but it’s obvious that absurdity is where things are going with this ad campaign.

This was made all too clear as he’s asking some young woman about some hand moisturizer, indulges her for a moment, and then unloads with the “Do you know where I can find Osama?” I’m not sure if this is the way to go about pitching this documentary but it certainly disappoints me.

Weekend Shopping Guide 4/18/08: Adventure Has An Old Name

Filed under: Shopping Guides — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:33 pm

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

I was a fan of the Alien Nation TV series back in the day, but never got a chance to see the TV movie resolution to the series’ cliffhanger ending. That resolution – and an additional 4 films – is contained in the Alien Nation: Ultimate Movie Collection (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). The 3-disc set also contains audio commentaries on all 5 movies, making-of featurettes, gag reels, and more.

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Make the wait for the next Spongebob season set a little easier to bear (and believe me, my nephew devours Spongebob like it’s air, so it’s not an easy wait) with the new Spongebob Squarepants: Pest Of The West (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). The disc features 7 new-to-DVD episodes, plus a quartet of shorts and an animatic.

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Other artists have gotten a catalogue review, but I’m glad that the latest addition is Van Morrison: Under Review 1964-1974 (Sexy Intellectual, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) – a 2-hour documentary analyzing Van’s classic solo period, featuring rare footage, performances, and interviews.

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Courtesy of a pair of new documentaries, not only can you learn How The Earth Was Made, you can also get a sense of current environmental changes with A Global Warning? (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP each). How The Earth Was Made sports the bonus documentary Inside The Volcano, while both discs contain additional scenes.

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It’s not Lawrence or Kwai, but David Lean’s A Passage To India (Sony, Rated PG, DVD-$24.96 SRP) still holds up as epic filmmaking. The newly remastered 2-disc special edition features an audio commentary, a profile of author E.M. Forster, and 6 retrospective featurettes on the production, culture, and Lean himself.

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It’s hard to believe it’s taken this long for there to be a career-spanning box set celebrating the prodigious half-century output of Willie Nelson, but it’s not until the release of Willie Nelson: One Hell Of A Ride (Sony Legacy, $49.98 SRP) that we finally get it. The 4-disc set features 100 tracks, including all of the hits, as well as duets and rarities. Truly a must-have collection.

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While you’re at it, you can also pick up a copy of The Very Best Of Outlaw Country (Sony Legacy, $16.98 SRP), featuring 20 tracks from the likes of Willie, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Charlie Daniels, and more.

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Three seasons in and I still can find nothing to like about American Dad (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). It’s 3 seasons in, though, so certainly somebody’s watching it – and this 3-disc set featuring all 18 episodes are for you. Bonus features include audio commentaries, deleted/extended scenes, uncensored versions of some episodes, and a table read from Comic-Con.

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Finally, let’s close things out for the week with a reminder that the Premium Format Indiana Jones is now available for preorder from Sideshow Collectibles ($279.99 SRP), and as you can see below, it’s well worth snagging before it’s too late – just be sure to grab the Sideshow Exclusive edition, with the alternate “non-hat” head included.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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April 16, 2008

Quick Stop Invades New York Comic-Con

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This weekend, the phenomenon known as New York Comic-Con is occurring. In a startling coincidence of Art Bell-worthy proportions, New York Comic-Con takes place in New York City. Even more startling is that technicians from Quick Stop Entertainment will be on hand to witness this event and take readings with small devices that go ping.

Team Quick Stop will be at the Javits Center in Room 1E16 on Saturday, April 19th, from 5:00pm to 6:00pm.

There will be prizes. They will not go ping.

There will be surprises. They will make an odd clanging noise at a frequency unheard by humans.

There will be live musical performances from Jonathan Coulton (who has been known to ping like a Mother Box) and Paul and Storm (who have been shown in laboratory tests to interfere with toasters).

There will be reveals. I’m not at liberty to discuss them, but if Ken manages to reveal Frank Morgan behind a curtain, I will give him a dollar. Yes, Ken will be on hand. Ken makes no noises whatsoever. He merely waits. And plans.

I, Widge, will be there as well, making sure Ken takes his meds. I also have three classic Doctor Who DVDs in my bag for the first person to find me at the Con and say the magic phrase. And that phrase is… “Evil always wants pudding.”

You have your mission. Good luck.

April 15, 2008

Celebrate EARTH DAY with the BBC and win DVDs!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:17 am

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Earth Day is fast approaching, and thanks to the BBC, not only are we giving away 10 copies of THE DAVID ATTENBOROUGH WILDLIFE SPECIALS, but one lucky grand prize winner will walk away with the mega BBC NATURAL HISTORY COLLECTION on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 23rd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 23rd.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Toy Box: It’s Biggie, baby, and he’s an exclusive!

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Born Christopher Wallace, Notorious B.I.G. was perhaps better known as Biggie Smalls. Loved by some and hated by others, the exceptional rapper’s life was cut short in 1997, the anniversary just one month ago. Mezco Toyz is producing a collectible figure based on Biggie, and for the upcoming New York Comic Con, have produced 2000 variant figures, with Biggie wearing a yellow shirt, right out of the Juicy video.

Mezco NYCC exclusive Biggie Smalls figure

New York Comic Con is this weekend, April 18th – 20th. You can pick up this Biggie variant there from Mezco for $30, or through their own website.

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Packaging – ***
Mezco went with a basic black and white box, with nice clean lines. Biggie is silhoutted against the white background. The packaging is collector friendly, and will certainly store easily for the MIBers, but there’s no way to see the figure inside before buying it.

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Sculpting – ***1/2
This figure is done in Mezco’s usual ‘stylized’ format. What this generally means is that the figure has a bit of a caricature style, where the more prominent features of the figure are exaggerated for effect.

That has been certainly done with Biggie’s body, following a designer vinyl style. The over sized hands and feet, and somewhat cartoon body works well in that format, and this figure follows that standard pretty well.

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There are some small detail additions though, like the ring on his finger. But generally speaking, the body is much like the usual designer vinyl figure.

The head sculpt is less of a caricature style than usual, however, at least to my eye. They captured the look of the man quite well, and while they exaggerated his features a bit, they still kept him in a more realistic look than usual. The use of texturing on the hair, skin and lips helps of course, something that’s not as present on the body work. I’m quite impressed with the head sculpt, and I think most fans will be too.

Paint – ***1/2
The paint work on the face is extremely well done, giving the slightly cartoony appearance a greater touch of realism. The slight variance between the lip color and skin color, the proper use of matte finishes on the skin with some slight gloss on the eyes and lips, and other techniques come together to give him a very lifelike appearance for the designer vinyl world.

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The work on the body is largely well done, with consistent colors and clean lines. There’s a few rough edges here and there, and some very minor bleed can be found if you look hard enough, but for the most part it’s a very clean, specialty market paint job.

Articulation – ***
He’s not super articulated, but if you’re used to the world of designer vinyl, then he probably has more articulation than you’re used to.

He has a ball jointed neck, as well as ball jointed shoulders with articulation on both sides of the joint. These are hollow vinyl figures of course, which means that these ball joints aren’t quite as useful as the kind seen in hard solid plastic figures, but they still work surprisingly well.

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He also has cut wrists, waist, hips and cut joints at the top of the boots. He isn’t going to be taking any extreme poses, but the style of figure doesn’t allow for that anyway.

Accessories – ***
He comes with three main accessories – a wireless microphone, towel and sunglasses.

The sunglasses are scaled well, but they do ride a little high on his nose. They have some nicely painted small details as well.

The microphone is pretty much what you’d expect, and it fits fine in his sculpted left hand.

I’m also counting his bling as an accessory. The large metal chain and pendant look terrific, and the chain is real metal. It fits over his head easily of course, but there is a bit of a kink in mine that I can’t quite get out. Fortunately, it can be pretty easily hidden.

Finally, the towel works well either in a hand or over his shoulder, and is scaled particularly well. That’s one thing that Mezco seems to do really well – scale clothing and soft goods in the 8 – 9″ scale.

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Outfiit – ***1/2
While the outfit isn’t extreme, what’s here is very well done, particularly considering the scale.

There are three main pieces of clothing – his shorts, t-shirt and his tank shirt. All are nicely tailored, fitting him quite well and not appearing too thick or silly looking. The shirt is done in yellow for the exclusive version.

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Fun Factor – **1/2
This isn’t a toy designed for kids, but rather for fans of the big man. He’ll look great on your desk or in your cube, and he has enough articulation to allow you to get some very different looks from the poses.

Value – **
The run size on this figure is 2000, which is pretty common for a convention exclusive. The $30 price tag is a bit of a step up from some previous year’s (in terms of exclusive prices), but the rise is not too unexpected. The simple exclusivity of items like this tends to drive up the price a bit.

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Things to Watch Out For –
I’d take some care with the microphone, since it’s a tight fit in the hand and could rub off the paint. Otherwise, you should be good to go.

Overall – ***1/2
Fans of the rapper should be very happy with this version. Mezco reports that even his mom approved of the look of this figure, and I can see why. They did a nice job translating the real person into this style, backing off a little on the caricaturishness but still remaining true to the designer vinyl style. The marriage of rap with this style of collectible makes complete sense, and Mezco has been successful with other rap stars in this format. While this exclusive is only a shirt color change, it’s still one that Biggie fans will want to check out, even if they pick up the regular version.

Where to Buy –
As I said, the number one spot is at NYCC this weekend. If you can’t make it, you can pick it up through Mezco’s own store at their site.

Comics in Context #221: The King in Exile

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cic2008-03-25.jpgIn writing about Mark Evanier’s new book Kirby: King of Comics (2008, Harry N. Abrams), I’ve expressed my astonishment at the blindness that so many people in the comics industry showed towards Jack Kirby’s amazing talents from the 1940s onward. Just look at all the magnificent illustrations with which Evanier has filled this book, from throughout the entire length of Kirby’s career. Wasn’t his greatness as an artist obvious?

In my last installment, I didn’t have a chance to describe the extraordinary artwork in the chapter devoted to Kirby’s work at Silver Age Marvel. For instance, look at the splash page for “A Monster at My Window!” from Tales to Astonish #34 (August 1962) (Evanier, Kirby: King of Comics p. 113). As you might expect from that title, there’s something humorous about this grotesque monster clinging to this apartment house wall. But nonetheless the image is simultaneously both comical and genuinely eerie, like a nightmare set down on paper.

My favorite illustrations in this chapter are the reproductions of Kirby’s pencil art, before it was inked, of four pin-ups of members of the Inhumans Royal Family from Fantastic Four Special #5 (1967). There’s the regality of Black Bolt, conveyed through a simple pose with his arms raised as if in benediction (Evanier, p. 142). There’s the power and speed of Karnak splitting a machine in half, a perfect example of Kirby’s prowess in capturing a sense of energy and movement within a static picture (Evanier, p. 145). Then there are portraits of the two sisters, Crystal and Medusa, which radiate different sorts of sexiness. Crystal leans forward and looks and smiles enchantingly directly at the audience, as if forming a personal bond with the individual reader (Evanier p. 143). Her big sister Medusa stands further back from the “camera,” and seems more mature and independent in attitude, but even more physically impressive (Evanier, p. 144).

Immediately after these Inhumans pictures comes another extraordinary portrait which resembles a pin-up in that it is another full-length depiction of one of the FF‘s cast of characters. But in this page Kirby turns the full-length portrait to dramatic purpose, providing the unforgettable splash page introducing his and Stan Lee’s single greatest issue working as a team: Fantastic Four #51, featuring “This Man. . .This Monster!” (Evanier p. 146). There stands Ben Grimm, the Thing, whose monumental figure incarnates power, and yet his pose and the expression on his face convey bewilderment and melancholy, as if he has no purpose in life for his power, as if he does not know where to turn. Torrential rain pours down around and in front of him, creating a three-dimensional effect. The downpour might be a visual metaphor for the harshness of Ben’s fate. It could also signify Ben’s own inner melancholy, or even the heavens weeping for this man trapped in a monster’s body.

The “Masters of American Comics” museum exhibition had to resort to displaying a printed version of this iconic splash page (see “Comics in Context” #155: “Two American Masters”). At first I assumed that Kirby: King of Comics’ reproduction of this page was shot from a photostat (as indeed the Inhumans pinups were), which might explain the black border and the notations on top. But Mark Evanier has informed me that he and Abrams used the original art for FF#51’s splash page, and that, indeed, most of the illustrations in Kirby: King of Comics were shot directly from the original art.

Then there’s a page from Tales of Suspense # 80 (August 1966) pitting Captain America against the Red Skull in single combat (Evanier p. 151). Compare this to the relatively primitive but promising Cap vs. Skull sequence from Captain America Comics #3 (1941) that Evanier reprinted earlier in his book (Evanier pgs. 52-53) to see the vast strides that Kirby had made as an artist in twenty-five years. It’s not just that by 1966 Kirby was drawing handsomer, more powerful figures with a heightened realism to them, but also that Kirby had so greatly grown as a dramatist. Look at the characters’ facial expressions, body language and movement, the composition and staging, and the pacing of the battle.

This page also demonstrates Stan Lee’s mastery of dialogue. Lee conveys Captain America’s deep commitment to his ideals without making it seem dated or hackneyed. Look at the Captain’s speech to the Red Skull, vividly voicing the hero’s hatred of tyranny and contempt for cowardice and hs fervent respect for “the forces of freedom.” (Could this be the same Captain who passively underwent that tongue-lashing from that reporter who claimed he was out of touch with America in the aftermath of Civil War?) Look at how Lee shows us Cap’s anger at the Skull, but also how Cap–unlike the Skull–controls his anger: the thought balloons (which have fallen from favor with today’s writers) provide a running subtext to Cap’s dialogue, showing us the professional soldier in action, continually formulating and evaluating his strategies. As for the Skull, nowadays writers would claim that everyone rationalizes his own actions and would therefore consider it unrealistic that the Red Skull would consciously, even proudly, align himself with “evil” and the “forces of bigotry, greed and oppression.” But even though he added so much psychological realism to the superhero genre in through the Marvel revolution, Lee must have realized he was still dealing with the mythic. Stan Lee endows the Red Skull with a skill with language as great as the Captain’s and makes the Skull’s glorying in his own evil dramatically persuasive. In defiantly declaring that “so long as men take liberty for granted” that “the forces of the Red Skull creep ever closer to the final victory!” Lee powerfully makes clear that the Skull is as passionately committed to his ideology as his eternal rival, Captain America, is to his patriotic ideals.

Kirby: King of Comics also reprints the splash page from Lee and Kirby’s “The Silver Burper!” (Evanier p. 156), probably the funniest story from the entire run of Not Brand Ecch, Marvel’s version of the sort of superhero comics parodies that Harvey Kurtzman put into the early issues of MAD. Kirby is so good at this surreal visual slapstick that I wish he’d had more opportunities to draw comedy. Wacky as this page is, the rest of the story is way funnier (such as the page I located and displayed in “Stan Lee: A Retrospective” last year at the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art). When is Marvel going to get around to publishing an Essential Not Brand Ecch paperback?

Later in his book, Evanier devotes a two-page sidebar to Kirby’s experiments with combining drawn figures with photographic collages to create astonishing effects in his comics (Evanier pgs. 170-171). This is yet another instance in which this visionary creator was ahead if his time: comic book printing was not yet sufficiently good to convey the effects he intended his collages to convey. If only Kirby were able to create and publish his collages now.

Even when I saw my first Kirby Fantastic Four as a boy, I was impressed by his artwork, which was more powerful and dynamic than any comics I’d ever seen previously. As I looking through Kirby: King of Comics, it seems to me that Kirby’s greatness as an artist is clear to anyone who has eyes to see.

But are there comics readers today who, like DC’s editors in the 1950s and 1960s, just don’t “get” Kirby’s work? Will there be comics aficionados who look at Kirby: King of Comics who won’t appreciate the extraordinary art within?

I was struck by the Beat’s recent comments on a debate at Blogarama about the tumbling sales for Mark Waid and George Perez’s revival of DC’s Brave and the Bold. Quoting comics artist Ryan Dunleavy’s comment, “I don’t like George Perez’s artwork,” the Beat exclaims, not entirely ironically, “”˜Don’t like George Perez’???? Wha”“? That’s heresy!” Perez, after all, has had a long career as one of the top artists of the superhero genre, going back to the 1970s, perhaps peaking with his work on The New Teen Titans in the 1980s, and experiencing a resurgence of fame in the last decade with projects like the long-anticipated JLA/Avengers (see “Comics in Context” #14: “Continuity/Discontinuity”). And now he’s suddenly fallen from favor?

The Beat then quotes Ed Ward’s comments that “The fact that it reads like older, pre-decompression comics is, I’m pretty sure, one of the reasons it’s a tough sell to contemporary readers. . . .

“I know that it definitely takes a lot more effort for me as a reader to find an “˜in’ to a book by George Perez than it takes me for almost any other contemporary books, and it it’s more work for me to stay involved. The adjustment in my headspace feels very similar to the adjustment in headspace I need to make as a film viewer when I’m watching something from the silent-era as opposed to something contemporary.”

The comparison to film is important. When I entered college, I quickly became a cineaste, not only going to see contemporary American movies, but also foreign language films, and classics from the past, from Buster Keaton to Ingmar Bergman, at the many revival film theaters in New York and boston back in the days before home video. I never had any difficulty adjusting to the different looks and styles of films from different countries or decades: the basic principles of cinematic storytelling remain consistent. So I have always been somewhat baffled by people who refuse to watch black and white films or movies with subtitles and by the people who, as Roger Ebert put it, act as if film history began with Star Wars.

But I certainly can’t deny that these people not only exist but comprise the vast majority of today’s movie audience. I may know plenty of people who share my devotion to Turner Classic Movies, but I am well aware that even though it shows so many films that were popular with the mass audience in their time, TCM has only a small niche audience now compared to scores of other TV networks. For me the downside of the collapse of the Tower Records chain was that its stores sold DVDs of classic films from the first half of the 20th century whereas most video stores do not.

Similarly, as faithful readers know, in this column I write about comics and cartoon art from throughout the 20th century into the 21st. The recent explosion of books reprinting classic comic strips and comic book stories from the past demonstrates that there is substantial interest in the classics of the medium. A classic, after all, is defined as a work that remains vital and relevant despite the passage of time.

But classics don’t necessarily appeal to the mass audience. Far more people are going to watch American Idol than a telecast of a play by Shakespeare. The mass audience is usually drawn to more contemporary work that fits the tastes and fashions of the time. Some of this may endure, much of it will not. Recently Fox reran The Simpsons episode titled “That 90s Show,” which drew much of its humor from pointing out just how silly various fashions and fads of the 1990s already seem less than a decade later.

This dispute about George Perez’s comics allegedly being hard to read reminds me of anecdotes I’ve heard about people simply being unable to read comic books. The visual language of comics may seem intuitively obvious to you and me, but apparently it bewilders other people. They haven’t learned how to read comics. Are there people who don’t know how to read Jack Kirby comics?

George Perez, like so many other comic book artists who began their careers in the 1970s, 1980s and even the 1990s, was greatly influenced by Jack Kirby’s work. If the current mainstream comic book readership finds it difficult to “adjust” to Perez’s art, what would they think of Jack Kirby’s work? Is it possible that a generation of comics readers has arisen, most of whom do not “innately” respond to Kirby’s artwork?

The aforementioned Ed Ward wrote in a comment to The Beat’s blog that “I didn’t like Kirby’s work as a kid either! I’ve only been able to start appreciating his work over the last few years, and I’ve still got a TON of friends who grew up the same time I did who can’t stand his stuff and dismiss it as “˜ugly,’ “˜old,’ and “˜unreadable.'” (“Ugly”?! Did they see those pin-ups of Crystal and Medusa?)

You, the reader of this column, may protest that you’re in your teens, twenties or thirties, and you love Kirby art. Good for you. There will be plenty of exceptions to the rule, just as there will continue to be a substantial number of teens and twentysomethings who become aficionados of classic movies, as I did. But I’m talking about the tastes of the majority of the audience.

The Beat asserts that “there is no denying that the Ultimate/Identity Crisis/52 generation of superhero comics readers IS a generation of superhero comics readers, and not just the lingering survivors of an older tribe.” She continues, “While old timers like The Beat turn up their noses at this “˜decompressed’ storytelling–rejecting what seems like plotlessness and a lack of pacing, for today’s readers, this is what they expect from comics.”

Regular readers know that I am no admirer of “decompressed” storytelling, either. I believe that this style straitjackets the artist, preventing him or her from realizing the visual potential of a story. The Marvel revolution was not just in writing but in visual storytelling. Before, comic book artists worked from full scripts, and so the writer was dominant. Through his “Marvel method,” Stan Lee came up with basic plot ideas, often in collaboration with the artist, and then let the artist draw the story, filling out the plot; the Lee would script the dialogue and captions to fit the visuals. This method allowed Jack Kirby and other artists much more freedom in co-plotting (or entirely plotting) the story, conceiving it in visual terms, and establishing its pace. As a result Marvel developed a new, dynamic firm of visual storytelling.

For decades the “Marvel method” was used not only at Marvel but at DC and throughout the American book industry. But in recent years the fashion has apparently shifted back towards writers doing full scripts, plotting and dialoguing the story before the artist starts drawing it. So it should be no surprise that writers have self-indulgently resorted to “decompressed storytelling,” turning out dialogue-heavy but visually static sequences. If Lee and Kirby launched the “Marvel revolution,” then this is the Decompressed Generation’s counterrevolution. (So first the Baby Boomers were succeeded by the “MTV Generation” that wanted their entertainment to move faster, like the rapid cutting in music videos, and now, somehow, we have a generation of comics readers that prefers a tediously slow pace. How did this happen?)

Allegedly “decompressed storytelling’ is more “cinematic.” But I recall Frank Miller saying, at the time that he was doing Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, that in writing comics he sought to pare away any panels or dialogue that weren’t necessary. He believed in dramatic economy. There was important meaning in every shot and every line of dialogue; otherwise, Miller would have deleted it. This seems much more like a genuine cinematic storytelling to me. There are now movie and TV writers who perpetrate “decompressed” scenes in comic strips, perhaps because if they tried to inflict such longueurs on screen, the scene would hit the cutting room floor.

According to my “Rubber Band Theory of Cartoon Art” (see “Comics in Context” #75), this state of affairs will not last. The Image “look” of the early 1990s eventually largely fell from favor, and someday some new young artists will rediscover the lessons of the great visual storytellers of the 1960s, like Kirby. The Beat observes that “The average Oni, D&Q or Top Shelf book has more “traditional” storytelling than corporate comics these days, and are created by young cartoonists with completely different sensibilities.” It’s as if “corporate comics,” by their very nature, saturate themselves in the excesses of current commercial fashion, while an even younger generation rebels against the current establishment by rediscovering “traditional” visual storytelling.

One of the miracles of Marvel in the 1960s is that Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, et al. were consciously experimenting with new ways of doing comics. They didn’t have the “corporate” sensibility that now seems to dominate DC and Marvel. Indeed, Stan was continually making jokes about DC, which he called “Brand Ecch” (hence the title of Not Brand Ecch): he saw Marvel as the innovative, visionary rebel and DC as the stodgy establishment, following a conventional wisdom that was quickly growing outdated.

Might there be another, perhaps more disturbing reason why some readers might not properly appreciate this book devoted to the life and work of Jack Kirby?

Recently the Beat also ran a blog entry on the “fallout from the court decision granting the heirs of Jerry Siegel partial ownership of the copyright to his mythic co-creation, Superman. She wrote this moving commentary:

“Obviously, this case will go to appeal, and the legal battle will go on for years and years. I couldn’t find any mention anywhere of the age of Joanne Siegel, the original inspiration for Lois Lane, but she has to be in her 90s. Begin to ponder the years of fighting this woman has gone through, and this legal victory–one that has come not through any groundbreaking legal precedent, but through the application of established copyright law–and you can’t help but think the good guys have won, at least for a day.

“With that in mind, the attitudes displayed on many message boards accusing the Siegel family of “˜greed’ or worrying that this is a terrible decision for the character of Superman are stunning examples of ignorance and selfishness. . . .the case of Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel–living in poverty for years even as a character no ever denied they created made hundreds of millions of dollars–is infamous as one of the most unfortunate examples of financial disparity in the history of intellectual property.”

One of the comments for this blog entry noted, “Fandom has really embarrassed itself this go-round.” I’ll say. This is followed by a debate in the blog entry’s commentary section over whether Siegel should be blamed for bringing his bad fortune upon himself by signing a bad deal (the only one he was offered) for Superman in the first place.

One of the primary themes of Mark Evanier’s Kirby: King of Comics is to show how Jack Kirby, a man of creative genius, one of the people most responsible for Marvel’s spectacular financial success, had to struggle for recognition of his achievements and even to make enough money to support his family. Does the ignorance and selfishness of many people’s reactions to the Siegel court decision mean that there are people who will read Kirby: King of Comics and will not sympathize with Kirby’s struggle? Are there readers who will argue that since Marvel had no legal obligation to give Kirby the credit and financial rewards he deserved, that they had no moral obligation to do so?

How different is this from the circa-1968 Marvel executives’ attitude that Evanier so bitingly describes in his book? “Not only was Jack refused [such credit and financial security], but he was lectured like a child with no sense of the world in which he lived” (Evanier, p. 153).

So, if Jack Kirby were still with us, still doing important work and still underpaid, would the Decompressed Generation of comics readers care?

Although my own generation of comics aficionados regards Kirby as an icon, much of that audience also turned against him and his work thirty years ago. Those who don’t already know the basic narrative of Kirby’s career may be shocked to learn from Evanier’s book that in 1978, his career in comics seemed finished, and “Readers of the day didn’t seem to notice” (Evanier, p. 197). By then Kirby felt “hostility from the Marvel editorial staff,” who, the decade before, had been such passionate admirers of his work. But by that point he was being referred to as “Jack the Hack” (Evanier, p. 187).

Hard as many of you may find that to believe, it was true. By that time I had gotten to know various people at Marvel, even though I was still years away from turning comics pro, and I heard people disparage Kirby with that nickname. I didn’t, but I found myself disappointed with Kirby’s mid-1970s work, although I’ve learned to appreciate some of it more with the passing decades, as you can see from my lengthy appreciation of his Eternals series and Neil Gaiman’s Eternals revival that ran in this column last fall (starting with “Comics in Context” #194: “Eternal Verities”).

By 1970 Kirby left Marvel and went to work as editor, writer and artist for DC Comics; his former nemeses Jack Schiff and Mort Weisinger were no longer there. This was when Kirby began work on his amazing “Fourth World” family of comics–The New Gods, The Forever People, Mister Miracle, and a radically revamped Jimmy Olsen–centering on the war between the “new gods: of the planet New Genesis and Kirby’s greatest, most monumental villain (next to, or arguably greater than Doctor Doom) Darkseid, master if the planet Apokolips. Bursting with astonishing creativity, continually spawning brilliant new characters and concepts, the Fourth World books are now rightly regarded as classics.

Evanier notes the parallels between The New Gods (in the first half of the 1970s) and George Lucas’s Star Wars (starting with the first film in 1977): “In New Gods, Orion had called upon a power called the Source in confrontation with his father, Darkseid. In Star Wars, Luke Skywalker called upon a power called the Force when he battled his father, Darth Vader” (Evanier p. 177). Evanier could have tweaked that line to make the comparison even stronger: Darth Vader, after all, draws power from the “dark side” of the Force!

For whatever reason, the “Fourth World” books did not rival the sales of Marvel’s top books, as DC presumably expected, and instead came to be regarded, correctly or not, as commercial failures. Another Kirby creation, Kamandi, The Last Boy on Earth, proved to be a moderate success. (Oddly, Evanier says the series had “a young human protagonist and a lot of people with animal heads” [Evanier p. 181]. That may be what they looked like, but characters such as Tuftan really were animals who, following “the Great Disaster,” had evolved the abilities to talk and to stand upright like humans.)

But Kirby ended up returning to Marvel, by which time Stan Lee had moved up to the position of publisher and was no longer scripting comic books on a regular basis. Now Kirby edited, wrote and drew his own comics, including Captain America and Black Panther, as well as his new creations The Eternals, Machine Man and Devil Dinosaur. But these too were commercial disappointments, and the ambitious Eternals, which I regard as Kirby’s last great series, was canceled. “Jack wasn’t connecting with the [then] current Marvel readership,” Evanier concedes. And thus, startlingly, the man aside from Stan Lee who was most responsible for the Marvel revolution found himself treated as a has-been only seventeen years after Fantastic Four #1.

Why did the audience turn against Kirby? In his book Evanier suggests that one reason might have been the “florid, theatrical voice” of Kirby’s dialogue and captions (Evanier, p. 165). But Stan Lee also often wrote narration and certain characters’ dialogue in an operatic, larger-than-life style, and it worked for him. It’s not that readers resisted a “theatrical” style of scripting back then; it’s that Stan did it far better than Jack did. (Again, compare Kirby’s suggested dialogue in the borders of his original art for Silver Age Marvel with the way that Lee reworked it.)

I wonder if in part Kirby was a victim of his own previous success at Marvel. Stan Lee had urged artists to draw more like Kirby, and by the mid-1970s a new generation of artists who had grown up reading the Silver Age Marvels, and who had incorporated Kirby’s influence into their own work, dominated mainstream comics. So perhaps Kirby’s own mid-1970s work no longer looked as distinctively different to the readers of that time.

My hypothesis is that comics readers of the 1960s expected–or–hoped–that Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, each operating on his own, would produce work that was on the level of their great collaborative work of the 1960s. Stan Lee, who had relied so much on Kirby’s concepts and plot input, retired from writing comic books on a regular basis only two years after Kirby quit Marvel in 1970. On his own Kirby was capable of doing some remarkable work with characterization. For example, it strikes me that through Orion, in The New Gods, who hid his true, bestial features and his savage temper behind a handsome outer facade, Kirby anticipated what Chris Claremont and others later did with Wolverine. But Kirby’s tendency was to depict his lead characters as rather one-dimensionally good and heroic, as demonstrated by Ikaris in The Eternals, Mister Miracle, and his mid-1970s depiction of Captain America. But Stan Lee had accustomed readers to heroes with multidimensional personalities, who had character flaws, who engaged in introspection and self-doubt. A new generation of writers were arriving at Marvel and DC who would attempt to push the envelope on characterization yet further. Again, Kirby could come up with intriguingly complex characters in this period, like Kro and the Reject in The Eternals, but I suspect that the bland one-dimensionality of so many of his 1970s characters seemed dated to readers of that time.

But from this nadir in the 1970s, Kirby’s reputation would take a considerable upward turn only a decade later, as I shall examine in the final installment of my commentary on Kirby: King of Comics in the near future.

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

I will be appearing on four, count “˜em., four panels at the third New York Comic Con. which is being held at Manhattan’s Javits Convention Center from Friday, April 18 through Sunday, April 20.

On Friday, April 18 at 6 PM, I will moderate the panel “Comic Artists Talk about Drawing,” with an eclectic lineup including Colleen Doran (A Distant Soil), Dean Haspiel (Harvey Pekar’s The Quitter), Jim Lee (All Star Batman and Robin), Leonard Starr (the classic comic strips Mary Perkins On Stage and Annie), and maybe more.

Then if you just stay put in the same room, you can watch me moderate the 7 PM panel “Marvel 1958-1968” featuring Silver Age artists Dick Ayers and Stan Goldberg, writers Gary Friedrich (co-creator of the Ghost Rider) and Denny O’Neil (who began his comics career at Marvel in the mid-1960s), Fantastic Four inker Joe Sinnott, and perhaps some surprise guests.

Then on Saturday, April 19 at 1 PM I will moderate the “Legion of Super-Heroes 50th Anniversary Panel” featuring Keith Giffen, Paul Levitz and Jim Shooter.

Later that day at 5 PM I’ll be at the first ever Quick Stop Entertainment panel, as will Fred Hembeck, where we’ll finally get to meet our longtime editor Kenneth Plume for the first time, and the audience will find out more about Quick Stop proprietor Kevin Smith’s next movie.

And on Sunday at 1:30 PM, I’ll be at the Simon and Schuster booth signing copies of The Marvel Comics Travel Guide to New York City.

Back in “Comics in Context” #200 I remarked that I still hadn’t written about Herge, whose centennial was last year, and his celebrated creation Tintin. Well, now I have, in an article in the March 25, 2008 edition of Publishers Weekly‘s online newsletter Comics Week, “Herge at One Hundred” (http://www.publishersweekly.com/article/CA6544443.html?nid=2789).

LINKS IN THE AMAZON CHAIN

You can order Mark Evanier’s Kirby: King of Comics here. And Mark will preside over a “Kirby: King of Comics” panel at the New York Comic Con on Sunday, April 20.

In the 1980s I co-wrote four different versions of The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, not counting the Update mini-series: the original; the Deluxe Edition with double-size issues; a multi-volume paperback version of the Deluxe Edition (which incorporated a small amount of new writing); and the Master Edition. Though Marvel has been publishing new Handbooks over the last several years, back in the 1980s the sales of the Handbooks were in decline. So Handbook editor Mark Gruenwald tried a new format: the Master Edition entries consisted not of text articles but of lists of basic data and statistics, with pictures of the characters to serve as a reference guide for artists, printed on looseleaf pages to be collected into binders.

Now, to my surprise, Marvel is now reprinting the Master Edition as two paperbacks. You can find the first of them here over at Amazon. Strangely, Amazon did not see fit to credit me or another of the principal writers, Murray Ward (though they have informed me that they will correct this), but you’ll find my name and Murray’s on the credit pages in the back of the book.

So now all of my past work on The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe is back in print! And will that be all the Handbook work I ever do? Stay tuned for further developments.

Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

Opinion In A Haystack – Hey, It’s That Guy!: Volume 1

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Any bloke at least half-interested in the entertainments of our day can probably, without much pause, spout off a list of their top three favorite actors. Actors, the superstars in particular, relate to us a lot like the people in our lives. We know who we want to hang out with all the time, who we can’t stand, and who we would like to know biblically. However, much like in real life, what about acquaintances, the people we know through a friend of a friend? The guy or gal that’s to the left of the person you came to see? They don’t annoy you, nor stir strong emotions, but every now and then they add something to the conversation that just so happens to be relevant, funny, or even damn brilliant. They are never in the spotlight, but every now and then they come out of their quiet little shell, play to the viewing crowd beautifully, and then retreat away into the blurry cerebral depths of their friend’s friends. The cinematic equivalent of such is, in my opinion, the most noble of all Hollywood screen actors”¦the character actor. This brings us to my first volume of “HEY, IT’S THAT GUY!” A series of columns I will do sporadically, celebrating my favorite moments of the careers of some of those people that we never go to the theater to see, but always enjoy it when they just happen to be there.

One particular giant of the tiny world of character acting has been in the business for a solid 22 years. He has shared the screen with the likes of Jack Nicholson, Jim Carrey, Nicholas Cage, Ben Stiller, and most recently Owen Wilson. He has appeared in a multitude of very high profile shows such as The X-files, Beverly Hills 90210, The Larry Sanders Show, Freaks and Geeks, and CSI. According to Wikipedia, he even was an inspiration to the new god of comedy, Judd Apatow. During the production of Heavyweights, for which Apatow was a writer, our man-of-the-hour was a minor antagonistic role. He had a mix-tape of his favorite porno scenes, thus birthing Judd’s idea for the BONER JAMS ’03 joke in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Who is he? Why all the build up? I think that two unsung decades in the business should grant him some kind of king-like introduction. He is best-known as the second banana to Weird Al Yankovic’s George Newman, in one of the greatest cult comedy movies of all time”¦UHF! The man of which I speak is none other then”¦David Bowe!!! NO! not the singer; there’s no “I” before the “E.” It’s this guy:

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That’s right, IT’S THAT GUY! He can most recently be seen in a few commercials and Drillbit Taylor. As an avid comedy fiend since I was a plump little youngling, Mr. Bowe has been in my life almost as long as my brain has been self-aware. Of course his being in UHF was always the kicker, I think I rented that movie so many times from my local library that I was actually able to recite it word for word before I could do the same with the pledge of allegiance. My sick adolescent obsession aside, this led me to have David Bowe’s face burned into the back of my skull, and as time passed and he played more comedy bit parts, I would always give a silent eyebrow-lift of excitement when ever “That dude from UHF“ was in a movie. As I got older, I realized that my excitement was not just because he was in the Weird Al movie, but I had grown to realize that the man had solid talent and was genuinely funny.

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I am going to go over a few of my favorite movies that David Bowe was involved with, specifically trying to center on his scenes and not the entire movie. The hardest part about most of these is they are bit parts, like a cameo they give to A-list celebrity, but shorter. So I shall do my best to give Mr. Bowe justice with the little screen time he’s given. My goal is more to call attention to his roles, because honestly there is not much to say about a 90 second performance. I would love to meticulously squirm through his entire career, but I don’t have that kind of time, or space. Also, while I think Mr. Bowe is very talented, he has been in his fare share of crap, just like any other character actor. I really don’t think going over the specifics of his performance in Python will in any way celebrate him. I must sadly inform you, and my inner movie geek self, that I have never really seen any of his non-comedic roles. It’s been almost a decade since I last watched A Few Good Men, and I don’t think his scene in The Rock, while cool, should count as serious. Please excuse any over-enthusiasm I pour out over his films, for I have probably seen five of the six comedies I’m going to mention over twenty times a piece.

Heavyweights, the quintessential fat-camp movie for any guy that was born during the Reagan administration, features Mr. Bowe playing one of his few villainous roles. Directed by Steven Brill, co-written by Judd Apatow, and starring Ben Stiller. By the way, as Tony Perkis, Stiller gives one of the funniest performances in his career playing a psycho exercise-crazy camp owner, a character almost identical to the one he played in Dodgeball, yet no one seemed to notice. However, we aren’t here to wash praise over Mr. Stiller. David Bowe plays the extremely clichéd elitist counselor from the “evil” sports orientated Camp MVP across the pond. In what is probably his most “meaty” scene, Pat, the fat counselor from Camp Hope (the fat kid camp), quietly inquires to Chris Donnelly (David Bowe) if it is at all possible for his well-trained athletic campers to take it easy on the tubby kids in a baseball game. Donnelly, with much glee, says no in so many words, all the while placating him under his breath.

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He is only in about three scenes, but he plays a pretty glorious dickhead, and you get to see him in a toga during the Apache relay at the climax, if you fancy that sort of thing.

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Chris Donnelly could be seen as a rather awful human being because he actually goes to the trouble of motor-boating his MVP campers over to Camp Hope in order to spray their dock with degrading graffiti. He is not the main antagonist however, a role that falls on Ben Stiller. The part may be small, or large compared to some of his other roles, but it would be ignorant of me to ignore it. It’s a lynchpin role. Its existence is small but vital. His skilled nuances as an athletic asshole, one that pretty much gets off on embarrassing fat kids, helps to sell this simple little comedy, it’s plot, and it’s thin social commentary, all the more.

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This film is a good jumping off point in understanding his career and the careers of those like him. The layperson would never give one cellular brain function to noticing that the smaller roles, especially in a harmless family comedy such as Heavyweights, if not executed with acute care, really can cause all to crumble. FILMS DO NOT STAND ON THE LEGS OF A-LIST STARS ALONE. That is a good lesson for most, for I fear that there are still a majority of people out there that actually believe actors MAKE movies themselves. I know it may come as a shock to some, but Denzel or say Russell Crowe don’t write, shoot, edit, and direct the movies they’re in, other talented people do that. Also, I realize I may sound like I’m touting Heavyweights as if it were Citizen Kane by calling it a “film” and alluding to how the greatness of all that it encompasses would crumble without such an amazing cast. I don’t think that. It’s merely a harmless, but very funny (perhaps given new creditability considering Apatow’s involvement) comedy that I am using to make a point, so please don’t crucify me yet. I assure you I’ll give you plenty of other opportunities to nail my taste to a cross, if not in this article, at some point in the future of my blathering.

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It can easily be said that David Bowe has something of a well-trained knack for showing up in extremely beloved, but initially hated, cult comedies. Now, being that there is such sparse information regarding his career, I do not know if his film choices were his own, pure luck, those of an agent, or recommendations through actor friends, but something really made a constant in his career. The David Bowe performance in the gargantuan cult masterpiece Freaked is a perfect example of this career trend. The 1993 Tom Stern-Alex Winter (Bill of Bill and Ted) directed, studio-oppressed, film concerning a conceited actor, played by Winter, getting turned into a hideous mutant half-beast boy by a crazed redneck with his own freak-making machine. If you’ve never seen it, nor even heard of it, I implore you to check it out on DVD immediately. This is a little underdog of a movie for those of you with a sick sense of humor and a love for extremely creative make-up effects, possibly the best of the 90’s. Randy Quaid, in his only comedic performance that rivals that of Cousin Eddie, plays Elijah C. Skuggs, an evil redneck who hosts his own freak show populated by morbid creations that he himself made. He does this by purchasing a radioactive blue snot-like substance, called Zygrot 24, from a huge tyrant corporation known as EES, the Everything Except Shoes Corporation.

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The movie features wonderful Naked Gun style humor and tons of odd celebrity cameos such as Keanu Reeves (Bill and Ted together again!), Mr. T, Bobcat Goldthwait, William Sadler (Bill and Ted and Death together again!), and of course David Bowe in a role so small he doesn’t even merit a name. He plays an EES assistant. The reason I wanted to talk about this role, other then the obvious fact that I love this movie with all the meat in my skull, is because, once again, it’s very pivotal. You see at the end of the movie EES turns its back on Elijah C. Skuggs and tries to steal his freak-machine. David Bowe is the man who says, “This machine is now the sole property of the Everything Except Shoes Corporation,” thus prompting Randy Quaid to hose down all the EES employees with green sludge that melts them all down into a huge anthropomorphic screaming shoe made of twisted flesh.

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Genius? YES! Does Mr. Bowe do much else in the rest of the movie? NO! However that is irrelevant, because it’s an amazing movie and our man of the hour says one of the most plot concluding lines in the whole picture. Well done, sir. Well done. So goes the life of a character actor.

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This next performance, for which I actually think he spends less time on screen then in Freaked, is in the Ben Stiller-directed dark comedy masterpiece, The Cable Guy. It also happens to be my absolute favorite Jim Carrey movie (You can start throwing your stones now.) I don’t think it’s remotely necessary for me to go into the details of this film. By now you have probably made your decision if it’s post-Ace Ventura garbage or perhaps a extremely well-crafted psychological comedy about the horrors of what a life in front of the boob tube can do to the human mind. Trust me”¦it’s the latter, I sadly know. If you hate it, all I can say is, give it another chance and try to focus on the twisted dark side of the humor instead of what could be construed as just stupidity.

I must remind you that I am doing my best not to review these movies, which believe it or not is proving rather difficult as it just so happens that Mr. Bowe is in some of my favorite movies of all time. I press on. The Cable Guy culminates in a huge scene involving Carrey’s character getting badly wounded and a rescue helicopter getting flown in. This brings us to David Bowe, as he is listed in the credits as helicopter paramedic. They put the cable guy on the helicopter, once again lonely and without a friend, and low and behold there in the copter sits David Bowe who leans over gently and says “Hang in there, pal. You’re gonna make it, buddy.” The cable guy slyly looks up at him and asks the oh-so-scary question, “Hey, am I really your buddy?” Bowe uses his signature (to anyone who recognizes him) semi-grin of speculation here (He does have a very rubber face especially considering his abnormally emotive forehead.) The paramedic then makes the obviously colossal mistake of responding with a very pert, “Yeah, sure you are!” Carrey gives a devilish look, and cut to the credits.

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What has always enthused me the most about this scene is that I vividly imagine The Cable Guy 2 starring David Bowe as a main character and all the havoc wreaked upon him by Carrey’s pathetically insane loner. If only something as dangerously cool and risky as that would happen, which it won’t. It’s a pitch-perfect ending to a nigh perfect movie (don’t kill me, please?), a very large part of which is thankful to Mr. Bowe himself. It is NOT thankful to the obvious blue screened helicopter windows that they didn’t bother to fill in. My guess is the shadows caused by the blades were flubbing up the imposed background, so they just let it be. That OR the cable guy died and David Bowe is a helicopter angel taking him to the blue ether of Heaven and the ceiling windows are denoting such”¦no, it’s just blue screening.

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Mr. Bowe has performed in the movie Freaked alongside possibly the two greatest “DUDES” to ever grace the silver screen. His connection to Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter, as loose as it may be, has some very close resemblance to that of his earlier career. Bowe has had semi-supporting roles in two forgotten comedies playing a surfer-dude and a biker-dude respectively. In the 1987 beach spoof Back to the Beach starring Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello as themselves, we get to see David Bowe play a bone-headed surfer named Mountain.

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Back to the Beach was one of those classic midnight movies you catch a thousand times on TBS in the thick of twilight insomnia. Probably best caught on TV somewhere in the early 90’s. I fell deeply in lust with it, and especially with a particular scene. In the movie, Mountain (David Bowe) runs his own highrise beach lookout, home of Mountain’s Surf Report and comprised of several monitors all showing various wave activity, where all the wildly neon-swimsuit-clad surfing deadbeats pass out each night after supposedly catching waves constantly all day. In his one genius starring scene, we get to see the loft completely covered in snoring surfers, in the middle lays a hung over Frankie Avalon witnessing the chaos. The alarm clock goes off, Mountain starts yelling at everyone through a megaphone. Every guy instantly jumps to life, the phones start ringing and all these half-naked men scramble to put on their bathing suits in a room no bigger then a rich kid’s sandbox. Here is where the comedic gifts of David Bowe come in. He frantically starts picking up the phones, screaming the various conditions of the waves and pleading, assumedly to other crazed surfers, for them to “GET ON YOUR BOARDS!” All of this is done in a surfer voice so perfect, for the 80’s at least, it rivals that of Spicoli, or Bill and Ted. All of the guys start to viciously rush out. Mountain, answering the phone again, yells to his buddy Webby saying his mom is on the line. Webby refuses to talk, trumpeting how he HAS to surf and in one of the funniest moments of the film David Bowe without any pause says “uh”¦sorry ma’am, he’s dead.” Then instantly hangs up.

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This is subsequently followed by Mountain looking out on the ocean with binoculars, screaming some almost incomprehensible surf lingo and then posing, tongue flung out KISS-style, to the beginning strums of Wipeout before he runs yonder with the rest. It’s a hilarious scene, and it’s completely his. This was either his first or second movie too, so whatever it is that he has, he had it from the beginning. Back to the Beach definitely without question is my second favorite appearance of David Bowe, If not only because I love the movie and he is the ring master of my favorite scene within its wonderfully corny walls.

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A similar performance can be found in the 1990 biker gang comedy Masters of Menace. In it, he plays Sloppy Joe, a brain dead biker, to almost the same effect and charisma as Mountain. It is a completely unknown comedy; in fact I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who has ever seen it except me, which is odd considering it does feature such comedy greats as John Candy, Dan Aykroyd, and George Wendt. It’s still only available on VHS, and I doubt there are very many of those left. I won’t bother going into the details of the movie, all I will say is David Bowe stands out in a scene involving the biker gang drinking a punch containing Windex. They all have a group hallucination of a talking bear that gives advice about the meaning of life. The bear, voiced by Jim Belushi (he was funny once), tells Sloppy Joe that he is so stupid his best bet in life is to buy a thousand lottery tickets and cross his fingers. The end credits, freeze framing ala Animal House, lets us know that Sloppy Joe does just that, except he loses the winning ticket. It’s a funny movie, but it was lost to the banality of cable and VHS long ago.

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Masters of Menace, along with his turn in Back to the Beach are two of the greatest examples of Bowe’s very adept ability to be, dare I say it, lovable and jolly. The only time he will surpass the comic timing and hilarity of playing Mountain and Sloppy Joe, is of course, two years post-Back to the Beach when he plays a character with the greatest name of all time.

Right here and now, my refusal to lay praise or review on UHF must be marked. I do not deny singing its pros because of disdain or hatred. The refutation only arises because having to say it’s amazing, in 2008, almost seems like an insult. It should be common knowledge, accepted as fact, and worshipped as unmitigated searing truth that it is genius. Etched into the granite supports underneath the stone table of film, pop, parody, and nostalgic history should be the three mighty letters, UHF!

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This is not a review of UHF. This is not a review of UHF. This is”¦Sorry, I was typing to myself. Perhaps you may have noticed, I worship UHF, and I love Mr. Yankovic. Now, to hesitantly put that aside, the movie in question marks perhaps the most well-known performance by David Bowe. It would not be an act of idiocy to say that he might still be “THAT GUY FROM UHF“ even on his deathbed. Unlike all of the other small to mid-size roles I have touted, this is most definitely a starring part. However, much to my dismay and probably Mr. Bowe’s, he can not be found on either the front or back of the DVD cover. No instead we see the only two thespians to have a somewhat A-list moment in the sun, Michael “Kramer” Richards and Fran “The Nanny” Drescher, post filming this box office flop. I understand why that is, but the guy was in the ENTIRE movie, we couldn’t even put his head popping up in the corner? Perhaps justice will better be served with a Blu-ray release, until then I guess we can at least be thankful they didn’t excommunicate his name from the credit listing.

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David Bowe plays Bob, the slacker best friend of Weird Al’s George Newman. They both fall into the position of running a local UHF station that is rivaled by the evil Channel 8, located in the same town. Costello had Abbot, Lewis had Martin, R2-D2 had C-3PO, Jay had Silent Bob, and Weird Al most certainly had David Bowe. There is no doubt that he is the straight man of the pair, yet the odd dynamic is Weird Al plays the straight man to the majority of the other incredibly “zany” characters in the film. In a sense, they both play it straight just not in the same direction. Whether it be luck or skill, the casting of David Bowe as Weird Al’s other half works just right. Bowe has an extremely emotive forehead and brow, while Al has always had those great glaring eyes and elongated mouth working for him, so together they make one perfect comedic face.

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Weird Al is, without a doubt, the star; it’s his movie. The character of Bob, however, is given plenty of room to bring the laughs, probably more prominently then in any other role he’s had. Take for example the small, but fan-favorite, scene in which Bob is describing the newfound success of Stanley Spadowski’s Clubhouse. As he starts talking to George, George beings throwing green grapes at him and Bob skillfully catches every one in his mouth. The beauty is that they never cut away; David Bowe catches a total of four grapes while delivering lines all in a single shot. It might seem very simple and small, but it takes some talent. It is done in a passive manner not served as a big moment, yet whenever anyone tries to catch food in their mouths it’s the first thing that pops into my head, and I’m sure the same goes for any other UHF fans out there. I believe on Weird Al’s extremely informative commentary track he explains that this was never in the script, David Bowe just happened to possess the random talent.

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Early into the flick we get to the first taping of Uncle Nutzy’s Clubhouse, starring George as Uncle Nutzy and Bob as Bob-O the Clown. If you ask me, this is the single greatest moment in his on-screen career. In what might be one of, if not the, funniest moment in the entire movie, Bob comes out on stage dressed in the most generic clown get-up imaginable, talking only with the honks of a long cliché bike horn.

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Uncle Nutzy instructs Bob-O to look up, then down, then at Mr. Frying Pan. Weird Al, dressed in a painfully tacky plaid suit, clocks David Bowe in the face with a cast iron frying pan. The beauty is that it’s done out of complete randomness, a type of humor that at the time I think was pretty unknown, but it’s rather embraced now in a world where Adult Swim flourishes. Now according, once again, to the commentary, Al actually hit him with the pan. It can’t be seen because of the red makeup and clown nose but Bowe is actually bleeding at that point.

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The scene continues, Bob-O gets up, and Uncle Nutzy asks him if he’s hungry, causing David Bowe to reluctantly squeeze his horn with a sickly muffled honk of anger. Pitch perfect comedic interaction on Bowe’s part. Al then proceeds to feed Bob-O dog biscuits which of course are mistaken for butter cookies, prompting the clown to run off stage and vomit.

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It can honestly be said that it’s this very scene that sparked my idea to write about David Bowe and hence, character acting in general. While watching UHF months ago, alone and around 4 a.m., I actually laughed out loud at that little honk he gives post-getting slammed in the face. That means a lot considering I have the movie memorized and was half-conscious due to lack of sleep.

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David Bowe has had a long quality career, but not one in the spotlight whatsoever; as I hope I have shown. Thank you David Bowe for over 20 years of making me, at least, laugh. I hope anyone who has had the gumption to swash their way through my long winded tribute will come away with enough of a mental image of him to at least proclaim “HEY IT’S THAT GUY,” the next time you watch The Rock and notice David Bowe yelling at Nic Cage to stab himself in the heart with a syringe. It would be even better if you could bother to remember his name, but at this point I’m sure Bob-O the Clown will take what he can get.

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April 14, 2008

TV Or Not TV: 4/14 – 4/20

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The critic in me is grumbling and I can’t help but speak up about one of the shows that I love and my confusion at what they are doing.

If you haven’t watched My Name is Earl than let me explain the concept: The lead character wrote a list of everything he did wrong to people and he’s trying to fix every one of them to live a better life. The problem? Right now he is in a coma and his hapless rag-tag group of friends (and his brother) are carrying on his work to try to get him out of the coma. Meanwhile, in his head, he’s living life in his own sit com.

What it really boils down to, however, is that My Name is Earl is not doing what we have come to expect and giving us instead some nonsense premise that only has an effect of completely jarring me out of the moment. I’m not saying the show isn’t enjoyable, I’m just saying that I don’t like this direction and I almost wish he was still in prison. Sadly we have at least two more weeks of this to endure.

On a different note: the light is at the end of the tunnel and new shows are popping up with each passing week. Two weeks from now we’ll be in the throng of new shows and we’ll almost forget that we only have a few more weeks of them before the summer hits us.

Fans of LOST also got some good news this past week: Instead of just five new shows we’ll be getting six. Look for these new episodes starting next week in the new 10:00 PM time slot.

If you have ever been a fan of Smallville than my top pick of the week is this week’s all new show. Someone will die and Lex goes all kinds of bad. Hopefully soon that Clark kid will trade in his red and blue t-shirts already for something a little more cape like because his arch-nemesis seems to be coming in to his own.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming”¦

MONDAY

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: Bones is finally back! This show is like CSI light, and this season they have a bad guy called (I kid you not) the Gormogon. Not sure if there will be any Gormogon tonight, but there will be human remains and sexual tension (not related).

FOX ““ 9:00 PM: The last episode of New Amsterdam. Not sure if it will be the last ever but I did enjoy the 8 episode run. You can watch the whole season after Tuesday at this site.

AMC ““ 8:00 PM ““ 2:30 AM: It’s Don Knotts-irific on AMC tonight with The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, The Reluctant Astronaut, and The Shakiest Gun in the West. The Incredible Mr. Limpet would have made this the perfect quartet, but sadly they instead are airing How to Frame a Figg after Gun.

TUESDAY

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: American Idol‘s finalists will be singing the hits of Mariah Carey. I can’t wait to hear David Archuleta to sing Honey (yes, I had to look that up”¦ no really).

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: If you are “husky” person like myself than there is nothing that will make you feel like less of an achiever than the finale of The Biggest Loser. My money is on Ali. Don’t watch the show? Tune in any way to see the jaw dropping results these people get.

TCM ““ 10:00 PM: If you have never caught Mel Brook’s Blazing Saddles than tune in for a time when political correctness didn’t exist.

WEDNESDAY

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: Get ready to rumble with the Barack vs. Hillary in Philly. I just wish it was more like Thunderdome (two candidates enter, one candidate leaves!) because we really need our Democratic candidate already.

MTV ““ 10:00 PM: The 20th edition of The Real World sets up shop in Hollywood. Since I remember the first season of The Real World I am suddenly feeling a part of The Older World.

THURSDAY

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: It’s two hours of LOST tonight to try to catch us up on what happened just a month ago. Tune in to get caught up and let me remind you again that the show moves to 10:00 PM next Thursday.

CW ““ 8:00 PM: Like I said, Lex goes really bad on Smallville. I hear good things about this one. Tune in.

FRIDAY

COMEDY CENTRAL ““ 10:00 PM: Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl is not for the squeamish. If you aren’t easily offended, you will enjoy this.

SCIFI ““ 8:30 PM: It’s a new season of Dr. Who and tonight the good doctor is trying to save people on board an orbiting cruise ship called Titanic. Who’d have thought something could go wrong on a ship with that name?

SATURDAY

E! ““ 8:00 PM: About a Boy is one of those great films that I can’t tell you why I like so much. Hopefully you will too.

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: One of the darkest and most enjoyable adaptations of the Harry Potter books is Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

SUNDAY

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: Breathe out a sigh of relief with me as the finale of Oprah’s Big Give is here.

COMEDY CENTRAL ““ 8:00 PM: Napoleon Dynamite a.k.a. the film that made GOSH! a household word.

HBO ““ 9:00 PM: The final episode of John Adams airs tonight. That is all.

ABC ““ 10:00 PM: Fans of night time drama will be happy to know that Brothers & Sisters is back tonight with new episodes. I’ll be in bed by this time.

Will Wilkins is not The Biggest Loser.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/14/2008

Filed under: Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions — some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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  • Behind the scenes of the old school HBO Starship intro… (Thingamabob)

SModcast 46

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 46: Mr. Deaves Goes to Town –

In which our heroes struggle to get the show started, vicariously cruise a gay website, and puzzle over the current state of father/daughter relationships.

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April 12, 2008

Comics & Comics: We Go To Eleven…

Filed under: Comics and Comics — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:33 am

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Howdy Interwebbers, I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig holes.But when I’m not doing that, I’m reading comics – and it just so happens that I took time out of my busy hole-digging schedule to read some comics this week (Lucky you).

Therefore, I find it my task – nay, my duty – to help you decide what books are worth your valuable dollars. So pull on your long boots cause its time to wade through the week that was.

DC

Batman: Death Mask #1: What a book! Frankly, I am surprised and delighted that this comic even exists. Batman: Death Mask is, in fairly watered down terms, the first Manga incarnation of Batman in the printed form, and it couldn’t be more exciting or innovative. Even when first picking up the book, the reader is immediately met with the satisfying (or totally confusing for the non initiated) realization that the book is read from back to front in traditional Manga fashion. From that point on, if one forgets that the characters are beloved American creations, it seems like you are reading a straight out of Japan, hero Manga story. The Bat’s first foray feels totally fresh and new, almost like meeting Batman for the first time. Writer and artist Yoshinori Natsume has crafted a pretty remarkable piece of art here, which is made more significant due to the fact that its protagonist is one of the most loved and widely read characters in American literary history. The layout, the art, the writing – everything – is near perfect. I don’t want to go into plot because I think this is a book each and every single comic fan should read for themselves. A remarkable achievement and an all together amazing read, a book this good comes around only a few times in one’s life. I applaud both the creative talent and DC for the foresight to produce such a title. Stellar, stellar stuff. And, of course, the best part is, there’s three more issues to come

Titans #1: The first offering from creative team Judd Winick and Ian Churchill reunites the fan favorite Wolfman/Perez Teen Titans roster and I, for one, couldn’t be happier to see them again. Nightwing, Donna Troy (really? No name yet? Cmon folks), Red-Arrow, Raven, The Flash, Starfire and Beastboy are back and this time some of them are sporting facial hair (No… Not Raven). The run starts off pretty great, with Winick i, particular writing at top form. The Titans are all attacked by seemingly random “Baddies” – First Nightwing, then Kori, so on and so on reaching all the way to Robin’s Titans. Even worse, former “lesser” Titans are being attacked as well, even leading to some fatalities. This string of violent and surprise ambushes lead to the circumstantially unfortunate reunion of the Titans. This issue is really just about calling up the members, if you will. We are only given about a page or two with each, but that is fine because, if Winick’s previous work is any indication, this series will take a little while to kick off into full on action mode, which is fine, because it allows Judd to really build up the characters/stakes before letting all hell break loose. Churchill’s art is tight as ever and I am extremely happy he is getting to work on another book (His version of Supergirl remains my favorite). The last page brings a great surprise and reintroduction to an old enemy, and without going into spoilers, lets just say Ravager isn’t the only current Titan with daddy issues. Great read in what I think will be a great series. Check it out.

Honorable Mentions: Green Arrow and Black Canary # 7, JSA#14

Marvel

Nova V.4 #12: If you haven’t picked up this book yet, you obviously haven’t been listening to me… and that hurts. Richard Ryder has recently, in my opinion, solidified himself as the “top” cosmic character that Marvel is currently offering. Forget Starlord and Captain Marvel, if you want to read the best intergalactic title this side of DC, Nova is the book for you. Somehow, Ryder is still alive, though the worldmind virus has nearly decimated his mind and body, along with countless alien worlds. Last issue’s inclusion of Warlock from the New Mutants was honestly one of my favorite comic moments in years, and this issue had a lot to live up to. Luckily, Dan Abnett and series runner Andy Lanning do not disappoint. Stranded on the tech-planet, Richard finds himself quickly up against an almost invulnerable foe in the form of Technarch, a massive and ancient robotic being. The battle that ensues is worth the price of admission alone. Though this issue is very plot-centric, it still is a very good addition to what has been one of my favorite comic runs in years. Nova is still one the best books Marvel puts out, and if you aren’t a reader you should be.

Avengers Fairy Tales #2: The fairy tale imprint may be around for a long while (judging my sales and critical response) so If you are unfamiliar with the line, this is a great chance to jump on before you miss the boat entirely. Issue 2, like all “Fairy Tale” books, is a standalone story that takes some of our most well known and beloved comic book icons, and puts them into the setting of a classic (or newly invented) fairy tale. This week, we are offered a retelling of the classic tale Pinocchio, starring Henry Pym as Geppeto and Vision as the robot who would be a boy. As per usual, C.B. Cebulski is writing intelligent, funny comics that I find refreshing in an age of doom and gloom. Artist Nuno Plati brings a unique, almost cartoon like quality to the pages and I think it matches perfectly with the tone and overall concept of the series. Every once in a while it’s nice to take a break from continuity heavy “super” comics and, so far, Avengers: Fairy Tales has provided that respite and then some. Great stuff.

Honorable Mentions: Punisher MAX #56, Fantastic Four #556

Indie

The Exterminators # 28 : Is this series really up to issue 28 already? My, time flies when you’re having fun. Or fighting an evil army of prehistoric insects bent on worlwide domination. Time flies then, too. Simon Oliver’s indie masterpiece (I think enough time has passed where we can officially call The Exterminators a masterpiece. It’s more then proven itself worthy) is still going strong and shows no signs of slowing. In this issue, drawn by fan favorite Tony Moore, Henry James and the boys of Bug-Be-Gone find themselves nearing closer and closer to a final confrontation with the forces of one time coworker – and new vessel for the ancient bug god – AJ, and the collective armies of Draxx. The action is extremely ramped up in what seems to be the near conclusion of this epic first arc. Henry and gang are holed up in the Bug-Be-Gone offices, barricaded in a back room, and with good reason; AJ has released the ancient forces bound on taking over the world and ushering in a new darkness. Read: Swarms of giant egyptian Hissers that seem to blot out the sun. The next issue of this book is going to be all out war and I’m pretty damn excited to see it. This book remains one of the sharpest and consistently great reads, and this week’s issue doesn’t betray that pedigree. Particularly the last few panels are worth a look, as I was both laughing and kinda freaked out when I read them. Here’s hoping that Oliver keeps up the fantastic work.

Honorable Mentions: The Goon # 23, B.P.R.D 1946 #4, Groo Hell on Earth #4

Well, that’s all for today campers. But have no fear, I’ll be here next week for the newest chapter of the ongoing saga of Comics & Comics. So dry those tears, fix that hair, and as always,

“Keep em’ bagged and boarded”-

Matt Cohen is currently accusing himself of being a super, super Skrull. The best one in fact.

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #38: Running On Empty

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:27 am

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #38: Running On Empty – Ken & Dana return for another round of good-natured ribbing while singing the praises of Paul F. Tompkins, talking DVDs, pondering the futility of casting name Chipmunks, reflecting on awkward dinner encounters, dreading the coming of the new Indiana Jones, explaining the power of C-SPAN, remembering YAN CAN COOK, and much more.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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April 11, 2008

Weekend Shopping Guide 4/11/08: What Will Become Of The Baron?

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

It’s taken 20 years, but Terry Gilliam’s The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen (Sony, Rated PG, DVD-$19.94 SRP) is finally getting the respect that it deserves. Long a favorite of discerning film fans (and kids who saw it dozens of times on HBO in the early-90’s), it had been largely overshadowed with tales of “The Curse Of Baron Munchausen” and its large budget – fittingly enough, most of the legend is lies. The truth of what happened during the making of the film (for those who haven’t read the fascinating book on its making, Losing The Light) is told in the 3-part documentary included on this new 2-disc special edition, which also include a new transfer, audio commentary with Gilliam and co-writer Charles McKeown, deleted scenes, and storyboard sequences narrated by Gilliam & McKeown. The film is also available in a Blu-Ray edition ($28.95 SRP), which features all the same bonus material, plus an exclusive enhanced graphics and trivia track. Either way, it’s a must have for any film library.

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While Punch Drunk Love went a little ways toward erasing the memory of the incredibly pretentious filmmaker that followed up the likeable Boogie Nights with Magnolia, it took There Will Be Blood (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$34.99 SRP) for me to have a renewed faith in writer/director Paul Thomas Anderson. An epic (if loose) adaptation of Upton Sinclair’s novel Oil – which told the tale of the oil barons that carved up the west – Anderson constructs the fictitious Daniel Plainview as the archetype of the industriousness, ingenuity, and greed that defined an age. Daniel Day-Lewis more than earns his Oscar as Plainview, if only for the way he channeled John Huston. The 2-disc set features behind-the-scenes featurettes and the circa 1923 silent film The Story Of Petroleum.

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Although it’s not the version that aired on Bravo a few years back, I can still heartily recommend the new DVD of the Upright Citizens Brigade: Asssscat! special (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP) – a two-hour affair featuring the UCB (Matt Besser, Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts, & Matt Walsh) and special guests Chad Carter, Sean Conroy, Andrew Daly, Horatio Sanz, Will Arnett, Ed Helms, Jen Kirkman, Thomas Lennon, Paul F. Tompkins, and Kate Walsh. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, interviews, additional segments, and more.

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Not until you get hold of Giulia D’Agnolo Vallan’s John Landis (M Press, $29.95 SRP) do you realize that you’ve always wanted a book that focus on the career of the director that brought us Blues Brothers, Animal House, An American Werewolf In London, Trading Places, Coming To America, Spies Like Us, The Three Amigos, and so many more. With this mighty tome, we get in-depth conversations with Landis and his collaborators, spanning his entire career – even the controversial bits. A must have.

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Before he was House, Hugh Laurie starred in the Britcom Fortysomething (Acorn Media, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) as Paul Slippery, a man whose mid-life crises are mounting fast and furious – from a wife who may be having an extramarital affair to sons who mock him with their youth and virility. The 2-disc box set features all 6 episodes, but sadly no bonus materials.

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The end of their long original run is coming to a close by the time we reach the 6th season of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The 2-disc set features all 16 episodes, but sadly not a single bonus feature.

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Fog City Mavericks (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) chronicles the evolution of the fiercely independent filmmaking scene that grew up and has firmly rooted itself in San Francisco. Filmmakers chronicled and interviewed for the film include Francis Ford Coppola, George Lucas, Saul Zaentz, Chris Columbus, John Lasseter, Phillip Kaufman, Steven Spielberg, and more.

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It’s a shame that the final season of Buffy was such crap, because it taints the first collection of comics in what is ostensibly the show’s 8th season, Buffy The Vampire Slayer: The Long Way Home (Dark Horse, $15.95 SRP) – which might otherwise be a fun continuation of a cancelled TV show. As it stands, it all too often flickers back to what made the series golden, before reminding us that it’s picked things up from the abysmal ending we were given when it went off the air.

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I still think half of what he does in his crusading efforts to save sharks is insane and dangerous, but at least filmmaker Rob Stewart’s documentary about his efforts, Sharkwater (Warner bros., Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP), doesn’t end with him being eaten by a grizzly bear. That’s good, right? Bonus features include a behind-the-scenes featurette, a naval training film on shark defense, TV spots, and the theatrical trailer.

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Still folksy after all of these years, Andy Griffith returned to TV screens with his instantly loveable lawyer Matlock (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), who always played like a down home Perry Mason. This 7-disc set features all 24 episodes of the show’s first season, including the TV movie that launched it all.

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You know things are ramping up towards the release of the new Indiana Jones flick when something like the Indiana Jones Omnibus: Volume 1 (Dark Horse, $24.95 SRP) gets released. This initial volume collects the 90’s Dark Horse miniseries Fate Of Atlantis, Thunder In The Orient, and Arms Of Gold.

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Much like King Of Kong and its focus on the battle for Donkey Kong score supremacy, I never thought I’d be interested in the story about how the last pinball machine manufacturer tried to save a dying industry back in 1999, but Tilt (Future Of Pinball, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) won me over with the same kind of underdog verve. The 2-disc set features extra interview footage, an audio commentary, and more.

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Frank Darabont has always been one of the few filmmaker’s able to do right by Stephen King (see The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile, so I wasn’t surprised that he did a pretty darn good job on The Mist (Genius, Rated R, DVD-$32.95 SRP) – aka the short story about the group of people trapped in a supermarket when an evil creature-filled mist descends on a small town. The 2-disc set features an audio commentary, deleted scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and the ability to watch the entire film in Darabon’t preferred black & white, which gives it a nice 50’s feel.

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If you want a clear example of how positive the advent and entrenchment of DVD has been to the release of catalogue titles, look no further than the 3rd volume of Warner’s Classic Musicals From The Dream Factory (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$69.98 SRP). For an exceptionally low price, the 9-disc set contains the musicals Hit The Deck, Kismet, Nancy Goes To Rio, Two Weeks With Love, Broadway Melody Of 1936, Broadway Melody Of 1938, Born To Dance, and Lady Be Good – plus the usual complement of vintage short subjects, cartoons, audio materials, and more. Amazing.

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Speaking of Perry Mason, the Perry Mason: 50th Anniversary Edition (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) contains a dozen of the uber-lawyer’s fIn reply to:2nest cases, plus interviews, featurettes, promos, galleries, rare PSAs, and much more. It’s certainly a primo primer and a bonus for fans of Mason.

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I guess it should be no surprise that Cartoon Network is continuing their mad march toward showing more and more live action (Jurassic Park 3, people? Really?). Of the recent efforts, at least Ben 10: Race Against Time (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) is watchable, as it translates the long-running cartoon to real life with an epic battle against Ben’s archnemesis Eon. Bonus materials include a trio of behind-the-scenes featurettes, a look at the LA premiere, and a chat with the cast.

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Produced & narrated by Leonardo DiCaprio, The 11th Hour (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$4.99 SRP) is an alarmist portrait of a world in ecological crisis, full of discussions on what got us to this point and how we can possibly rectify matters. I’m not entirely comfortable with its tone, but there’s no denying that we are at an environmental crossroads, and a healthy discussion is always welcome. Bonus features include a clutch of featurettes elaborating on various points made within the film.

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It’s hard to hate The Water Horse: Legend Of The Deep (Sony, Rated PG, DVD-$28.96 SRP). Maybe it’s because it’s a kid’s tale that’s just so earnest in its gee whiz heartstringery – revolving around a young boy who essentially adopts a baby Loch Ness monster and struggles to keep his best friend a secret as it grows increasingly larger – that it feels like a form of abuse to slap it around. Instead, I showed it to my 3-year-old nephew. And he loved it. So there you go. The 2-disc set features deleted scenes and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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By its 6th season, Wings (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) had settled comfortably into its niche as an affable comedy that provided an enjoyable half-hour diversion – and still featured a great comedic cast, including Tony Shalhoub and Thomas Haden Church. The 4-disc set features all 26 episodes.

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Though I still think of him as the 5th Doctor, Peter Davison returns as Detective Constable “Dangerous” Davies in the 4th series of The Last Detective (Acorn Media, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP). The 2-disc set features 5 full-length mysteries that are left to Davies to sort out.

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It’s not exactly star-studded, but the new BBC adaptation of Jane Austen’s Sense & Sensibility (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) is a lavish, faithful, and largely entertaining production. The 2-disc set features an audio commentary, interviews, a radio play, and a photo gallery.

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If you’ve been a reader of this column for any length of time, you’ll know I’m a big fan of the Muppets – which includes Sesame Street. I’ve always been fascinated with puppets, and always delight in getting hold of a decent Muppet character puppet. Gund has recently been rolling out a load of Sesame merchandise, which also include 34″ full body puppets of some of the characters. I’ve recently been able to get my hands on the Grover puppet (Gund, $69.99 SRP), and it’s a fun piece of fur and stuffing. While the likeness isn’t 100% and it’s puppeteered from an entry in the back of its head (the real Grover is a glove puppet) – not to mention that the puppet features live hands, which the real Grover does not – it’s still loads of fun (as you can see in this video of me mucking around with it). Heck, my nephews love it, too.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Win THE MIST on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:33 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Genius, one (1) copy of THE MIST: 2-DISC COLLECTOR’S EDITION on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Friday, April 18th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, April 18th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/11/2008

Filed under: Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:12 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions — some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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  • Artie Lange sort of quitting the Howard Stern Show, last year… (Thingamabob)

  • Arte on The Big Idea, not looking too good… (Thingamabob)

  • And Artie really quitting Stern, Part 1… (Thingamabob)

April 10, 2008

Think Tank: WordPress Coding Challenge – Win Prizes!

Filed under: Think Tank — Tags: , , , , , — widge @ 3:46 am

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Calling all coding type peoples, across the lands and valleys of this world. We call upon the Code Monkey Army. Quick Stop needs you. We want your brains. Well, not permanently. And there’s no formaldehyde involved. Here’s the deal.

There’s two things we need for the site to make it even spiffier than it is now. And we could probably figure out how to do it ourselves, reasonably clever bastards that we are, but we’re good at typing up content. Not necessarily figuring out code and how to smack it around.

So we can either keep typing up code or spend hours and hours trying to figure this crap out for ourselves.

We’ve made our decision. And that’s where you come in.

We have two missions that we want to outsource to you. If you are the first person to successfully complete one of these missions, you win A Big Box O’ Swag. And if you know the reputations of the illustrious Ken Plume (and me, but it’s Ken’s stuff, so) and also Quick Stop, you know that we are not stingy with the swag.

Therefore, your missions, should you choose to accept them, are thus:

1. .htaccess. Is there a way to set it up so that no matter where my browser goes to find a particular file, it gets redirected to a single location? Example: I would really like to get anytime somebody tries to view shoggothinabikini.jpg, no matter where they’re looking on the site, to go to http://asitecalledfred.com/shoggothinabikini.jpg. So whether it’s …/wtfwasthat/shoggothinabikini.jpg or …/myeyesmyeyes/shoggothinabikini.jpg, it all points to one file in one location. Is that possible? If so, your mission is to give us the code to make that happen.

2. Fancy quotes. Whether you call them fancy or smart, they are shit. We hate them. Smart quotes eat kittens when you’re not looking. Cute. Little. Kittens. They must be stopped. (The quotes, not the kittens.) Them and their evil allies, the smart ellipses, the smart apostrophes, and the smart dashes. They’re a gang of fancy-ass punctuation, causing chaos wherever they roam. Trouble is, having to do a find and replace all for smart quotes to regular quotes is a pain in the ass, kittens notwithstanding. We know WordPress has the ability to “fancy-ize” regular quotes, but how can we get WordPress to “unfancy-ize” smart quotes? In other words, anytime there’s a smart quote in a post, we want it to automagically change it whenever the post is generated on the site and viewed by you, the lovely public. This needs to be some functional code that we can slap somewhere, preferably in a functions.php file.

Remember: first person to successfully give us a BULLETPROOF, 100% ROCK-ON solution wins A Big Box O’ Swag. That’s a Box PER SOLUTION. So if you fix both, you can win TWO, TWO Big Boxes O’ Swag! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Get on it, friends. You are clever, else you wouldn’t have read this far. And you are legion. So thanks in advance.

Send your solutions to mail at quick stop entertainment dot com.

April 9, 2008

Cabin Fever #20: The Tasty Test

Filed under: Cabin Fever — UncaScroogeMcD @ 8:23 pm

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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cabinfever2008-04-09-01.jpgCABIN FEVER #20: The Tasty Test – Aaron’s luggage arrives home safe and sound from Texas, almost as if t’were made of sapient pearwood. As a result, our dynamic duo get a first listen of the CD-shaped sex wee that is Waking The Giants, the new album from their favourite band, The Tastydactyls. In keeping with the tasty theme, they take their first tentative steps into the world of Slim Jims, Beef Jerky, and other assorted edible bodily waste while on air, in order to preserve their reactions so that they may be studied long after they have succumbed to food poisoning.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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Trailer Park: Glenda Pannell

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By Christopher Stipp

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It’s tough to get a movie made.

If you don’t have A-List stars attached or a bankroll where you can make the film on your own terms there is a lot you have to look to others for in order to help a production go forward. In writer and director Jeff Nichols’ case the production needed to get to where it needed to go by sheer force of will. The will of the story that needed to be told, the will of those who had to believe in what was being shot, so many different behind-the-scenes hook or by crook moments that never made it in front of the lens. Glenda Pannell is an actress in Nichols’ latest, SHOTGUN STORIES, in which she stands on the sidelines watching two sets of half-brothers rage against one another following the death of the family’s patriarch. The film’s subject matter is a bit heady but the movie is one that has garnered attention from film festivals and ample praise from the likes of Variety and Roger Ebert.

Glenda has made a name for herself playing roles in productions like WALK THE LINE, playing a lead role in MEET THE LUCKY ONES and will next be seen in STREAKER. To say that speaking with an actress who has such an exuberance for a role like this was a pleasure would be a gross understatement. Glenda had a realistic sense of how this role fits into her overall resume and about what you’re willing to do when the story is as good as this. To see the film in the coming weeks check to see when it might be playing at a theater near you:

Laemmle’s Sunset 5: Los Angeles, CA 4/11
Northwest Film Forum: Seattle, WA 5/9
Starz Film Center: Denver, CO 5/16
Olympia Film Society Capitol Theater: Olympia, WA 5/24- 5/29

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I’ll be honest, you have a one paragraph bio, I haven’t seen this film, I’m not going to ask you to take it from the top and ask you what the movie is about, so the only real recourse I have is to inquire what drew you to this story from a first time director?

GLENDA PANNELL: When I got the script I pretty much knew, the way the script read, the story had a real solid narrative.

Funny thing is I’m from Tennessee and we shot it in Little Rock, Arkansas and that’s where the director was from so I felt a kindred southern connection with Jeff. They are real people to me. Every single character in the film is people I have encountered or in my life and have certain characteristics of people that I knew. Knowing the people in my life and having the story told to me, it was such an easy read. I had no questions and just had a great visual of what the film would look like once it was made. I just knew it was going to be very special.

Shooting a film in the south is always so picturesque. It’s such beautiful country to shoot in. Late afternoon, early evening, it is so beautiful on these wonderful golden fields. It’s a wonderful environment.

CS: The trailer I saw for the film, there is nothing really quirky about the marketing ““ it feels just like a verite kind of film. It doesn’t seem to be anything else but a relationship kind of film. Would that be a close assessment?

PANNELL: Once you see the film, I think you’ll be able to support your thoughts on that. It is a story that is told visually in front of your eyes. You feel great empathy for everybody in the film.

There is a conflict going on between two sets of brothers. It really about the relationship of original set of brothers, Son, Boy and Kid. The lead, Mike Shannon who plays Son, is the first born to a set a parents. They had these children and they split up. The father goes off and starts a family with another lady and those children are raised in a more loving environment. And those children are named, which is a poignant part of the film, one of the children in that set of Boy’s is given his name; that’s a big thing in the South for a father to pass his name to a son. Even though there is conflict between these sets of brothers, because they are blood brothers but not raised in the same family, there’s a lot of unnecessary words exchanged and a lot of bad behavior that most people will look down upon but “¦.. they weren’t raised to love one another so that’s just how they handle things.

It’s difficult to tell the story but it’s a great narration.

CS: How do you factor in to this all? What part do you play?

PANNELL: I’m Annie Hayes and I’m married to Son Hayes in the film. I think she’s Son’s anchor. He wasn’t raised in a loving home. And definitely wasn’t raised with a loving maternal figure and certainly weren’t raised by his father, those boys were left to raise each other on their own to develop their own values and own survival skills. And I think by the time he got married, Annie came along and came from a home that was not broken, had a mother and a father. I think he’s trying to create different values and learn from her because they have a child together ““ he takes off trying to get his stuff together – she loves him and doesn’t want to let go – they need to stay together for the kids ““ but at the same time she doesn’t want to live that way. She wants him to progress and not “f” up.

CS: And do you think Jeff was able to distill everything? From when you read the script, to when you actually shoot it can be two different beasts. Obviously looking at the accolades the film has received already can say he has… but was there anything while he was producing or directing it where things on paper and trying to get it on screen that didn’t quite work?

PANNELL: I think pretty much everything he intended pretty much worked out. If it seemed like something wasn’t going to work, he was always in discussion with us. He was always asking us how do you feel and how we feel about our characters and welcomed opinions but we weren’t running around trying to run the set but very open and we felt very comfortable ““ at least I did, speaking for myself. If I didn’t quite understand something I would try to understand it with questions. It’s really like a novel ““ a great narrative piece of work ““ and you want to show that justice especially when the director is the writer.

CS: Is this really a southern film at heart? I know everyone can make generalizations that this is everyone’s kind of film but is this something unique just to the south?

PANNELL: I don’t think so. The characters are true to the south but pull back and you make a general observation ““ I don’t care what family you are from ““ they might put up this picturesque facade but everyone has a past ““ everybody has a history nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors. I don’t think it’s unique to the south, I think it’s more unique to our generation quite honestly.

CS: How so?

PANNELL: The world isn’t the easiest place to live in at the moment with the economy being what it is and it’s just tough times we are living in. When people go home it’s not always the 9 to 5’er going home with dinner on the table, everybody sits around, eats and watch television and goes to bed. I just think everybody needs comfort. Anybody that goes to see this film can relate.

CS: And the title SHOTGUN STORIES emphases the violence underneath it all.

PANNELL: I’m not saying that everybody is going to go out and grab a gun ““ you don’t settle a conflict that way.

CS: So where does Jeff come in on all of this? I don’t want to say autobiographical, because that would be pretty wild if it was, but where was he coming from when he wrote this story?

PANNELL: I’m not sure if there were certain people in his life that he was drawing from, I can’t speak for him on that, but I would assume that growing up in Little Rock, Arkansas he’s seen people ““ just for analysis doing some people watching those characters are all living around him. So I’m sure there are people that have come into his life that he’s based his characters on.

CS: During the shoot how long were you on set making this film?

PANNELL: You know what, I was commuting back and forth from Memphis. It seems like I was doing it for at least a month. I wasn’t shooting every day. At least a couple times a week I was called on set. I would be there a big chunk of the day and I was pretty much at the beginning and the end process of it. It was a joy. It was very exciting. In the two hour drive going over, I’d think about the character and how I was going to approach it. It was such a pleasure.

CS: Obviously it was different that any mainstream production and you’ve worked on bigger films than this. Really any sort of ““ anything you like more about independent films than the big sort of polished films that Hollywood churns out?

PANNELL: The thing I like about SHOTGUN STORIES is that is was a labor of love for Jeff. He kept us included throughout the entire process. He would just say, not much going on if that was the case but just want to keep you up to date. The thing I liked most about this film is that most of the people that worked on the film he went to school with. He went to school at the North Carolina School of the Arts which has a great filmmaking program and we didn’t have a big budget to work on but his family made dinner for us. Every day dinner would be in his parent’s home. Mr and Mrs. Nichols sitting around the dining room table hanging around with the crew. It was so great to actually sit down and talk to these people and pick their brains about all aspects of production, to ask the crew members “Why do you do that? And why is that necessary?” Just learning the mechanics of things ““ it was about every single person.

CS: Amazing; having dinner made for you every night.

PANNELL: It was wonderful. Chicken pot pie”¦..it was wonderful.

CS: It says you are currently in Los Angeles and I would imagine it’s nice to be able and go back to LA if you were to compare being on jobs, the difference between working on something like this and working on something with tons more money behind it”¦

PANNELL: I really consider myself lucky. This is not the last we are going to hear from Jeff Nichols by any stretch of the imagination. And Mike Shannon is definitely one of those underrated actors that is out there today. He’s such a brilliant guy. To be a part of this project at the beginning of Jeff’s career is something I am very proud of for the rest of my life. I consider myself very fortunate to be able to someday say, “Hey, I was in his very first film.”

CS: It’s won a few awards already.

PANNELL: Yes. It won the Seattle International Film Festival and won a narrative category in Austin, and nominated for the Spirit Award, and I think there was something in Europe we won”¦.

CS: Obviously you did it first of all because it was such a good story but at the time you were making it did you think it was going to be something people were really going to pay attention to and take notice of?

PANNELL: I had a pretty good feeling because every character ““ I would pop on the set and just watch ““ and every character brought something very unique and invaluable to the film. Having wonderful characters he cast in this ““ everybody – I just had this great energy on the set ““ I just knew, don’t know why I knew, but knew that it was going to be something special. We could only dream at the time that it would go as far as it did and thankfully it did. I don’t know, I just had a great feeling after reading the script and it just kept going when we started filming.

CS: You mentioned that while you were on the set ““ learning and observing ““ when you are taking that in, how does that inform the role that you are currently playing? Is it on your shoulders to be in tune with everyone else in your cast?

PANNELL: On my shoulders? This is the biggest part I’ve had to date. I told someone earlier that you don’t have to have a million dollar set to bring professionalism to the set, and handle yourself in a professional manner and I think everyone did that. It worked like clockwork. Jeff was the perfect captain for the film. I hope that I did it justice in Jeff’s eyes. At the end of the day, you say, Oh I should have done it this way, or I should have done it differently. Hopefully I’ve learned from it.

CS: That’s interesting that you take a part like this ““ the conversation starting that it’s not going to pay a whole lot of money or it’s not going to pay any money at all, what’s the process for you when you get a script to look at it and go, “Is this something I really want to invest my time in doing?”

PANNELL: I try my very best and especially tried with Annie to immediately step in her shoes and people watch and be as observant of people as possible so I can say, “I think I get this.” I may not be correct but it’s enough to make a choice and come from someplace that you think will work.

CS: And as you go from job to job, is it an easy lure for an easy paycheck if something is not up to snuff but the money may be right ““ Is there a tug of war in your own mind?

PANNELL: Well, we’re getting a lot of auditions right now so hopefully I’ll get that choice.

(Laughs)

It was never about the money. It was about having”¦. Craft or money. It’s always going to be permanent. People will be able to go back and look at that so you just can’t look at a part with dollar signs rolling in your head. Everyone will know you didn’t put your heart into it and give it your all. You have to make it all or nothing. It’s not fair to anyone ““ cast mates, director.

CS: Parts that you are auditioning for now ““ can you be selective?

PANNELL: I can be selective of certain elements of things you don’t want to do. For instance, nudity. Sometimes violence. But you can’t make it about the money. It’s about building relationships and make it about the work. It should be about the work anyway. I’ve just never wanted to do anything else. I need to support myself and do this for a living.

Win UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE: ASSSSCAT on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:11 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Shout! Factory, two (2) copies of UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE: ASSSSCAT! on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, April 15th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, April 15th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/9/2008

Filed under: Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions — some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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  • Jonathan Coulton and Paul & Storm are NOT Still Alive… (Thingamabob)

  • This is what happenes when you give drummers a long leash… (Thingamabob)

DVD Late Show: Spring Cleaning

Filed under: DVD Late Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:15 am

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04/09/08

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CLOVERFIELD (2008, Paramount). Only three months or so after a short run in theaters, producer J.J. Abrams and director Matt Reeves’s post-9/11 take on the giant monster genre debuts on digital versatile disc in a nice special edition from Paramaount.

The paper-thin plot has a group of 20-somethings attempting to find and rescue a friend in a New York City that is under assault by a strange, alien-looking gargantua and its vicious, insectoid parasites. Shot in a manner intended to simulate a first-person home video documentation of events, the film is fast-paced (once it gets going), full of surprises, and entertaining. It’s about as inherently goofy as any other giant monster movie and doesn’t hold up to a lot of heavy critical analysis, but you know what? It’s a giant monster movie. It really doesn’t need to. All it needs to do is be fun, and I thought it was definitely that.

Awesome giant monster? Check. Massive and spectacular scenes of destruction? Check. Surprises? Check. Scary scenes? Oh yeah. Moderately interesting characters? Close enough.

And, for what it’s worth, I really enjoyed seeing a giant monster movie from the perspective of the civilians on the ground, rather than from the POV of yelling generals, brilliant scientists and heroic soldiers. The creature design by the Tippett studio was quite unique and unusual, as well.

Paramount’s DVD offers the film in a flawless, anamorphic widescreen presentation and 5.1 Dolby Surround Sound. Special features include a commentary track by Reeves, a handful of behind-the-scenes documentaries, a few thankfully deleted scenes, a gag reel, and two alternate endings, neither of which are particularly interesting.

It’s a decent package, but I’m guessing there will be probably be a double-dip in a few months. Nevertheless, I dug the movie and recommend picking it up.

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EVIL DEAD: THE ULTIMATE EDITION (1981, Starz/Anchor Bay). Five college students travel to an isolated cabin in the woods for a vacation, where they unwittingly release evil spirits which possess them, one by one. Carnage ensues.

The most recent DVD release of this legendary ““ and much-reissued ““ indie horror classic from director Sam Raimi (SPIDER-MAN) and star/producer Bruce Campbell (BUBBA HO-TEP) is not quite the definitive edition promised, but it’s very, very close.

The set contains two versions of the film, each on their own disc. On disc one, you have EVIL DEAD presented matted to 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen, accompanied by a previously recorded commentary track by Raimi and producer Rob Tappert that dates back to the laserdisc release of the film by Elite Entertainment in the 90’s. It’s a still a great commentary, though. This disc also includes a new (?) and very well-made documentary, ONE BY ONE WE’LL TAKE YOU: THE UNTOLD STORY OF THE EVIL DEAD.

Disc two features the film in its original full-frame format and is accompanied by the equally-old solo Campbell commentary. Although it was recorded about a decade ago, it holds up as one of the greatest DVD commentaries ever, and is worth listening to again and again. This disc also includes TREASURES FROM THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR, a collection of outtakes and deleted scenes.

The third disc contains the remaining extra features, including a bunch of material promoting the recent tour of the film’s leading actresses, “The Ladies of EVIL DEAD.” There are also a handful of TV Spots, make-up test footage, the original theatrical trailer, a photo gallery, a poster & memorabilia gallery, and various interviews.

If you already own one of the previous versions of THE EVIL DEAD, this so-called “Ultimate Edition” does not contain every feature previously issues with the movie, so be forwarned. If you don’t already own a version of the film on DVD and would like to, you won’t find a better-looking presentation of the movie, and the extras are pretty good.

It’s a really nice set. It’s just not “Ultimate.”

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HATCHET: UNRATED (2007, Starz/Anchor Bay). A group of college students and other born-victims are in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. For a lark, they take a late-night boat tour of the nearby bayous, and find themselves stalked and killed one at a time by a deformed, nigh-invulnerable axe murderer with a colorful legend.

Sigh. From the praise heaped on this by-the-numbers, self-parodying, routine stalk-n-slay flick, I expected something special. But instead, it plays out as an 80’s slasher film fan’s valentine to the genre”¦ a notably uninspired valentine without a single new idea or thing to say. Yeah, okay, it’s nice that they got Kane Hodder to play their killer, “Victor Crowley.” But he plays it pretty much exactly the same way he played Jason in the countless FRIDAY THE 13TH sequels he did. Robert Englund and Tony Todd have been making a career of cameos in recent horror flicks, trading off their fright film cred, but their appearances in HATCHET are so brief and corny as to be pointless. The main cast is adequate, considering the banal, predictable script, and BUFFY/ANGEL fans will enjoy seeing actress Mercedes McNab (Harmony) flashing her boobies. But that’s about all this has goes going for it.

Okay, to be fair, it’s quite well shot, and the pace is pretty good, but it’s hardly a classic.

The Starz DVD is of their usual high quality, with a pristine 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and both 5.1 and 2.0 Dolby Surround Sound. The disc includes and audio commentary by writer/director Adam Greenm cinematographer Will Barratt, and cast members Tamara Feldman, Joel Moore and Deon Richmond. Three are a handful of behind-the-scenes featurettes, a gag reel, and a trailer. There’s also a weird featurette that’s nothing more than director Green’s love letter to Twisted Sister front man Dee Snider”¦ but it’s more interesting than the feature.

Recommended only for undemanding gorehounds.

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RICCO THE MEAN MACHINE (1973, Dark Sky Films). This Italian exploitation effort stars Robert Mitchum’s son Chris as the son of a mobster who returns home after a stay in prison to discover that his father has been murdered and the family business taken over by a rival criminal. In true revenge movie form, he sets out to avenge his family honor with the help of a hot mob babe (Barbara Bouchet).

RICCO is a tedious, plodding, “inaction” film with little to recommend it aside from the bountiful charms of frequently naked Euro-vixens Barbara Bouchet and Malisa Longo. The only other point of interest in the entire movie is a surprisingly graphic shock sequence wherein a bunch of gangsters cut off a man’s genitalia and stuff them in his mouth before dumping him into a vat of acid. It looks fake as hell, but at least it’s memorable.

Dark Sky Films have put together a nice package for this rather undeserving film, with a remarkably clean 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and an on-screen interview with star Chris Mitchum, who discusses his exploitation acting career and working in the shadow of his super-star father.

Not a great movie, but Dark Sky steps up with another high quality DVD. Recommended only for fans of the film ““ if there are any ““ and aficionados of Euro-starlet skin.

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BEOWULF: UNRATED (2007, Paramount). The legendary warrior (Ray Winstone) takes on the horrific monster Grendel (Crispin Glover, WILLARD) and the creature’s seductive mother (Angelina Jolie, TOMB RAIDER) in ancient Denmark.

Robert Zemeckis (BACK TO THE FUTURE) continues his unhealthy love affair with modern technology with this cold, mostly uninvolving computer-animated adventure based on the ancient epic poem. The script by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary is fairly decent, and almost manages to invest the film with some soul. Unfortunately, the CGI animation and motion-capture performances, while technically quite remarkable, place a huge barrier between the audience and its plastic, action figure-looking characters, and it’s difficult to get emotionally involved in the story. Visually, it’s pretty amazing, but the neither live action-nor-fully animated nature of the filmmaking can be off-putting.

Paramount’s DVD is, like the film, technically astounding. The 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen direct digital transfer is crystal sharp, and the Dolby 5.1 audio is thunderous. The Unrated DVD is fairly loaded with special features, including deleted scenes, numerous “making of” featurettes, and trailers.

Clearly, I found BEOWULF to be disappointing, but if you’re a fan of the movie already, the DVD is definitely worth having, as the presentation is inarguably excellent.

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DRAGONLANCE (2007, Paramount). Based on a series of DUNGEONS & DRAGONS tie-in adventure novels, this PG-13 animated fantasy film revolves around a cosmic battle between good and evil, and the group of heroes who gather for a quest which will benefit the forces of good. Pretty standard stuff.

The producers have rounded up a geek-friendly cast of voice actors, including Kiefer Sutherland (THE LOST BOYS), Lucy Lawless (XENA), Michael Rosenbaum (SMALLVILLE) and Michelle Tratchenberg (BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER), and the script, based on the novel by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman, is fairly solid, if routine, fantasy material. Unfortunately, the animation, directed by toon vet Will Meugnot, looks like it was done in the mid-Eighties. Compared to other recent, direct-to-DVD animated features like JUSTICE LEAGUE: NEW FRONTIER, HELLBOY ANIMATED or TUROK: SON OF STONE, DRAGONLANCE looks downright prehistoric.

The character designs are bland and uninspired, the backgrounds are under-detailed, and the animation itself is stiff and awkward. The limited computer animation never blends well with the hand-drawn material, and is frequently jarring. I suppose, if you were a fan of that awful DUNGEONS & DRAGONS cartoon from the Eighties, this movie might make a decent companion piece, but really, it’s just not very good.

Parmount’s DVD is fine, with a sharp, anamorphic widescreen transfer and robust Dolby Digital 5.1 sound. The skimpy extra features consist of some early test animation and the original character designs.

I love good adventure animation, but this isn’t good adventure animation. Not recommended.

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GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE: THE ORIGINAL ANIMATED SERIES (1967, Classic Media). To tie-in with a new GEORGE animated series for Cartoon Network, Classic Media has collected the entire original series from Jay Ward (ROCKY & BULLWINKLE).

George is a dim-witted Tarzan who lives in a treehouse with his girlfriend Ursula (who he often refers to as “Fella”), his “doggie,” the elephant Shep, and an erudite gorilla called Ape. Each 30-minute episode includes a roughly 7-minute GEORGE adventure, and two equal-length installments of TOM SLICK, about a race driver, and SUPER CHICKEN, the adventures of a potion-sipping, super-powered fowl. The episodes are obviously fast paced, and like other Ward productions, the humor works on several levels, making them as funny for adults as for kids.

Classic Media has packaged all 17 episodes of this 40-year-old toon in an attractive, two-disc, hardback case. The full-frame transfers are clean and fairly bright, showing only minimal dirt and some minor age-related damage. Overall, the episodes look quite good for a TV a cartoon of its vintage.

A great, funny cartoon, far funnier than those Disney live-action rip-offs. Recommended.

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GONE BABY GONE (2007, Miramax). This contemporary crime thriller from director Ben Affleck, and based on a novel by Dennis Lehane, was one of the best films of last year. As far as I’m concerned, Ben did such an assured job helming this disturbing drama, that he can give up acting and move behind the camera permanently.

The downbeat story involves two young Boston private investigators (Casey Affleck of AMERICAN PIE and Michelle Monaghan of KISS KISS BANG BANG) who are hired to find a kidnapped little girl. Rich with authentic Beantown atmosphere and filled with great supporting performances from both unknowns and veterans like Ed Harris and Morgan Freeman, GONE BABY GONE hits all the right notes for a modern noir.

The Miramax disc offers a sterling 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and a robust Dolby 5.1 Surround Sound track. Director Affleck and screenwriter Aaron Stockard provide an informative and involving audio commentary track. The behind-the-scenes featurettes focus primarily on the director’s choice to shoot in his hometown, and the effort made to ensure the verisimilitude of the project. There’s a handful of deleted scenes (with commentary) and a fascinating alternate ending.

GONE BABY GONE is a strong, effective film, and the DVD is highly recommended.

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THE PHANTOM CREEPS (1939, VCI). Legendary screen villain Bela Lugosi stars in this12-chapter cliffhanger serial, as scientist Dr.Alex Zorka, a certifiable madman determined to take over the world with his inventions, which include exploding spiders, an invisibility belt, an awesome 8-foot robot with a monster’s face, and a nearly-indecipherable accent. In each chapter he is opposed by the forces of law and order, who find themselves completely overmatched by the nutty professor’s brilliance”¦ and their own astounding incompetence.

VCI’s disc presents all 12 chapters in their original full-frame, 1.33:1 aspect ratio. Print quality is generally terrible, with tons of damage and bad contrast ““ but it’s more bearable than any other DVD I’ve found of this serial. The disc includes a Porky Pig cartoon, PORKY’S MIDNIGHT MATINEE, as a bonus feature.

It’s not one of the best serials, but Lugosi is a pleasure to watch, and he seems to be having fun, too. For cliffhanger fans or Lugosiphiles, I doubt you’re going to find a better version available commercially.

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THE PHANTOM EMPIRE (1935, VCI). Another classic serial from VCI, this one features singing cowboy star Gene Autry playing a fictionalized version of himself ““ a western music radio star who broadcasts daily from a dude ranch. Unfortunately, gangsters want the land the ranch is built on for its rich radium deposits, and know that if Autry misses a broadcast, he’ll lose his contract and the ranch. Oh, and there’s also the super-scientific lost city of Murania built in the caverns below the ranch, filled with ray gun-wielding Thunder Riders, robots with aluminum cowboy hats, and a sexy queen with a TV set that can allow her to see anyone and anywhere she wants (does the NSA know about that?). Both the gangsters and Muranians want Autry off the property, and will do whatever they can to stop him from making his broadcasts.

This famous cliffhanger features lots of exciting western action mixed with FLASH GORDON-styled sci-fi thrills, and plenty of country crooning. VCI’s DVD ““ like THE PHANTOM CREEPS, above ““ shows lots of age-related damage and debris, and plenty of random missing frames. Still, it looks better than most of the budget DVD versions of the serial that are commercially available.

The set also includes a bonus Gene Autry western, BOOTS & SADDLES, a couple of informative text features, a retrospective featurette, various cliffhanger trailers, and a still gallery.

This is the best version of THE PHANTOM EMPIRE I’ve seen on DVD. If you’re a serial fan, you might want to pick it up.

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THE WILD WILD WEST: THE COMPLETE FOURTH SEASON (1968-69, CBS). Television’s greatest Western, sci-fi, spy fantasy series comes to its conclusion with it’s fourth and final season. Unfortunately, while there are many fine episodes in this batch, most suffer from the absence of co-star Ross Martin, who was struck by a severe heart attack during production, and missed many episodes while he recovered. Also, Robert Conrad received a serious head injury during a botched stunt (which was used anyway!), and had to cut back on some of the more risky action scenes. Still, it’s a great season with many memorable guest stars and strong scripts, and worth checking out.

CBS’ DVD release presents all 24 episodes in crisp, clean full-frame transfers and clear mono sound. Unfortunately, there are no bonus features.

As with all three previous season box sets, THE WILD WILD WEST Season 4, is highly recommended.

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WALKER, TEXAS RANGER: THE COMPLETE FOURTH SEASON (1995-96, CBS). Although I grew up watching and enjoying Chuck Norris’ theatrical action films, I never really warmed to his WALKER television series, despite it being clearly inspired by LONE WOLF McQUADE, my favorite Norris movie. Too much talking, perhaps, or maybe it was the pedestrian TV-safe scripting that lacked the more lurid and over-the-top elements that made his movies so much fun. It’s slick and well-produced, but too wholesome and tame for my tastes.

But the show has its fans, and stands as one of the last honest-to-goodness action-adventure series to achieve any longevity and success on network television. CBS has been collecting the long-running (9 seasons!) cops & karate series in solid season sets, and the latest volume includes all 27 episodes of the 95-96 season in crystal sharp, full-frame transfers. There are no extras”¦ unless you count hearing Norris sing the title tune, “Eyes of A Ranger,” at the open of every episode. Personally, I consider that a real treat.

Recommended only for WALKER fans, and Norris completists.

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THE EQUALIZER: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON (1985-86, Universal) This was one of my favorite television shows back in the Eighties, and I was surprised to find that it still holds up quite well. Edward Woodward (THE WICKER MAN) brings considerable dramatic heft, humanity and intensity to his role as Robert McCall, a middle-aged ex-secret agent who takes out newspaper advertisements offering to help people in trouble in a menacing, pre-Guiliani New York City. Using espionage tradecraft and many of his old black ops cronies, McCall fights for the underdog against street gangs, blackmailers, assassins, white slavers, malicious businessmen, callous slumlords and industrial spies. It’s great stuff, with twisty scripts by TV veterans like Mark Frost (TWIN PEAKS) and Michael Sloane (KNIGHT RIDER). Among it’s producers was 24’s Joel Surnow, who clearly learned something about gritty espionage stories while working on this series.

Universal’s box set includes all 22 first season episodes in solid full-frame transfers that show only minimal age-related wear. The mono sound is clear and sharp. The only extras are a commentary on the pilot episode by creator Michael Sloane and a bonus episode from the second season.

THE EQUALIZER was one of the best, and most unique, crime shows of the Eighties, and it still holds up. Recommended.

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SCHOOLGIRL REPORT VOL 3 (1971, Impulse Pictures). The third entry in the notorious series of German sexploitation flicks pretends, like the first two, to be a serious documentary about the disturbing sexual liberation of 70’s Teutonic teenage girls, with authoritative narration, woman-on-the-street interviews and elaborate, softcore “re-enactments” that just coincidentally display copious amounts of attractive, nubile Euro-flesh in highly eroticized situations. Of course, the film warns that all this unbridled, uninhibited behavior leads inevitably to grim retribution in the form of unwanted pregnancy, STDs or public humiliation.

Impulse Pictures presents this latest installment of the long-running series, directed by Walter Boos and Ernst Hofbauer, in its original German, with English subtitles. The 1.66:1 anamorphic transfer is a bit worn and faded, but is presented uncut. There are no extras.

For collectors of vintage sexploitation, these campy, softcore “classics” are worth checking out.

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42ND STREET FOREVER: EXPLOITATION EXPLOSION (Synapse Films) and TRAILER TRASH (Camp Motion Pictures/Pop Cinema). Trailer compilations aren’t for everyone, but I enjoy them. It can be a kick seeing how distributors and exhibitors have tried over the years to sell their wares, and when the wares in question are sleazy exploitation films, the trailers can often be more fun than the movies they promote.

Synapse Films’ third volume of vintage grindhouse trailers, 42ND STREET FOREVER: EXPLOTATION EXPLOSION, features 101 minutes of fantastically lurid and memorable coming attractions, covering the gamut from Filipino martial arts imports to Roger Corman sexploitation and even trucker movies! Here’s some of the titles included: SUDDEN DEATH, THE ONE ARMED EXECUTIONER, JAGUAR LIVES!, ENTER THE NINJA, LIGHTNING SWORDS OF DEATH, FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH, THE STRANGER & THE GUNFIGHTER, DEMONOID, DEVIL TIMES FIVE, PHASE IV, THE UNCANNY, THE PACK, ALLIGATOR, KILLER FISH, BLOOD BEACH, HOT T-SHIRTS, CHEERLEADERS’ WILD WEEKEND, SUMMER SCHOOL TEACHERS, KING FRAT, PRISON GIRLS, CHAIN GANG WOMEN, NIGHT CALL NURSES, THE HAPPY HOOKER GOES HOLLYWOOD, GUYANA ““ CULT OF THE DAMNED, SAVAGE STREETS, HIGH BALLIN’, TATTOO, and a bunch more. Picture quality and aspect ratio varies from trailer to trailer, but they’re all watchable and entertaining. This volume includes a mostly-informative audio commentary track by Fangoria Managing Editor Michael Gingold, AVManiacs editor Edwin Samuelson, and film historian Chris Poggiali. There is also a handful of great TV spots, too.

TRAILER TRASH is a two-disc collection of promos for virtually all of EI Entertainment/POP Cinema’s multitude of video releases, covering all of their many labels, from Camp Motion Pictures and Seduction Cinema, to the company’s Shock-O-Rama, and Secret Key imprints. Some of the many titles included in the set’s 5+ hour running time are: PLAY-MATE OF THE APES, SPLATTER BEACH, 2069: A SEX ODYESSY, CANNIBAL CAMPOUT, SWEDISH WILDCATS, WOMEN’S PRISON MASSACRE, INGA, BITE ME!, SIN SISTERS, WOODCHIPPER MASSACRE, RUN VIRGIN RUN, SATAN’S SCHOOL FOR LUST, DRAINIAC, PSYCHO KICKBOXER, BACTERIUM, SLIME CITY, 5 BLOODY GRAVES, CHAINSAW SALLY, SUBURBAN NIGHTMARE, SINFUL, THE HOUSE ON HOOTER HILL, CREATURE FROM THE HILLBILLY LAGOON, EROTIC GAMES, CHANTAL, ABIGAIL LESLIE’S BACK IN TOWN, THE SEXPERTS, and tons more, including the complete Misty Mundae collection. As the majority of these trailers are for home video titles, and have never been spooled through a projector, 90% of these promos are of high visual quality. Only those for the studio’s “retro” releases show any wear and tear. The 2 disc set also includes a handful of documentaries created by the studio for various DVD releases. If you’re already a die-hard fan of this company’s productions, or have never sampled their product and are curious, TRAILER TRASH is the perfect sampler, containing, as it does, the good, the bad, and the ugly of EI’s output.

COMING ATTRACTIONS:

Reviews of NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, WRESTLEMANIAC, THEM, ENCHANTED, WOODY WOODPECKER & FRIENDS VOL. 2, 101 DALMATIANS PLATINUM EDITION, WAR OF THE WORLDS 2: THE NEXT WAVE, VOYEUER, LOST HIGHWAY, BIONIC WOMAN VOLUME ONE, IRON KING: THE COMPLETE SERIES, DIE AND LET LIVE, CLOAK & SHAG HER, THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE and more!

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April 8, 2008

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/8/2008

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions — some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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April 7, 2008

TV Or Not TV: 4/7 – 4/13

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When I started last week’s column I stated that it was one of the bleakest weeks of TV viewing. I’m glad I said “one of” because I fear that we have at least one more week, including this one, to endure.

Unless you live under a rock then you are aware of the titan of a show that is American Idol. This year they are bringing back last year’s charity fiasco: Idol Gives Back. The name itself really bothers me because Idol doesn’t give back”¦ Idol provides a vehicle for us to donate our money to help charitable organizations. They use their influence to get the show’s sponsors to pony up more dough than they normally do to help guilt us into giving. I don’t have anything against the concept of them having a telethon; I just have a problem with the name. Idol Gives Back is just a poor choice of words, and yes though I may criticize I can’t offer a better alternative (accept maybe Idol Aid or Idol Helps Out). I only hope that their celebrity guests don’t participate in another sad and pathetic dance video.

In preparing for this week’s column I had to embark on a little research. I saw that ABC has both Samantha Who? and Desperate Housewives returning this week. I don’t remember a single thing that has happened on Desperate Housewives (except that Nathan Fillion seems to have left the show after the tornado) and I had never seen Samantha Who? so I did what any reasonable critic would do; I spent my entire Sunday sitting on my butt having a Samantha Who? marathon courtesy of abc.com. The concept behind the show is that the star, Christina Applegate, plays Samantha who wakes up from a coma with amnesia. To her horror she discovers that she wasn’t a nice person (at all) and seeks to be a better person with her new clean slate. The concept is actually very entertaining, the writing is good, the acting is decent and it is a sitcom that makes me feel a lot cleaner then after watching an episode of Two and a Half Men.

I can also say that I was very pleased with the return of Battlestar Galactica. Not a lot was explained, but what they did give us was interesting. Starbuck returned seemingly back from the dead with a brand new Viper identical to her old one, complete with vacation pictures of Earth. Right now I’ve got that same feeling I get when I’m in a roller coaster and we’re clicking our way up at the beginning of one hell of a ride.

Now that my blathering has gone by, here’s some stuff you might want to watch over the next seven days.

MONDAY

CBS ““ Check Local Time: If I have to tell you to watch the NCAA Tournament than you probably aren’t going to watch the NCAA Tournament.

ABC ““ 9:30 PM: Tonight is the aforementioned return of Samantha Who? If only it weren’t wedged in between Dancing with the Stars and The Bachelor.

NBC ““ 10:00 PM: Again I throw up the stunt casting alert because tonight Rosanna Arquette will be guest starring with real life sister Patricia on tonight’s Medium.

TUESDAY

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: American Idol‘s finalists will be singing inspirational music tonight. What, they peaked with guest singers last week with Dolly Parton?!?!

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: I have to admit that I am hopelessly addicted to The Biggest Loser and tonight they are going to be kicking off the final person before the big finale. The evil part? They don’t get their trainers, they are on their own. Next week you won’t be able to shut me up about the finale. Sorry in advance.

CBS ““ 10:00 PM: Secret Talents of the Stars is my must watch of the night. Why? Four words people: Mr. Sulu Sings Country! Oh my!

WEDNESDAY

FOX ““ 7:30 PM: The show that is so big prime time can’t contain it, Idol Gives Back promises to steal 2 hours and thirty minutes of your life, plus some of your money. I’m not even going to try to recommend anything else because, let’s face it, the other channels aren’t even trying to counter program against this beast.

THURSDAY

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: Desperate Housewives is desperate to get us caught up on what happened prior to the writer’s strike.

NBC ““ 8:00 ““ 10:00 PM: Thursday night sitcom Nirvana is back in full effect with My Name is Earl, 30 Rock, The Office, and Scrubs. 30 Rock is the one I’m most looking forward to. Why? Two words: MILF Island.

FRIDAY

NBC ““ 9:00 PM: The Miss USA pageant airs tonight, and it is hosted by Donnie and Marie Osmond. Here is hoping Marie passes out again to liven this up.

AMC ““ 10:00 PM: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Something D-O-O economics”¦ anyone? Anyone?

SCIFI ““ 10:00 PM: OK, I’m not sure what the hell is going on with Battlestar Galactica but this week I’m sure we’ll get more of Starbuck’s mental Earth Radar driving her crazy and it looks like the Cylons are going to have issue with the Final Five being on the human fleet. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Watch this before you tune in.

SATURDAY

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: The Lord’s Boot Camp follows three young women training to become Christian missionaries. The title alone makes it a recommended show.

SPIKE ““ 8:00 PM: My favorite of the Star Wars films airs tonight. Travel with me to the Dagobah system in The Empire Strikes Back.

SUNDAY

ABC ““ 9:00 PM: As mentioned above, the girls of Wisteria Lane are back with the return of Desperate Housewives. Hopefully tonight we finally get some dirt on Dana Delaney’s character Katherine. They’ve got to give something big after this big of a break.

TMC ““ 8:00 PM: Span a decade with me as The Movie Channel shows Clerks and Clerks II back to back. I’m a sucker for related double features, and I’m also a sucker for these flicks.

Will Wilkins knows who the fifth Cylon is, but he’s not telling.

Trailer Park: Dicky Barrett

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By Christopher Stipp

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A lot of superlatives could be used to describe the fierce yet melodic sounds of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

A band that has been around longer than many would realize, 1985, has had more members than Kool & The Gang, constructed one of the most durable bridges from punk to ska and fronted by one of the most pronounced vocalists ever to rock a mic The Mighty Mighty Bosstones could never be pigeonholed into anything that they themselves didn’t already anoint their sound with. One of the other pleasures besides their seven studio albums was the pleasure of being able to see them live. Having the OG “Bosstone”, manager and flash dancer Ben Carr, on stage and doing nothing but grooving hard to the music whilst the other members play is something that truly has to be seen to be believed. The energy and heart that the members of the band, guys who would sooner wear a shirt, tie and suit jacket on stage as they would shred through an Operation Ivy cover with blistering thunder, is simply unmatched. One of the more notable events that the Bosstones kept as a tradition within the band was their annual Hometown Throwdown, the latest represented the 10th annual incarnation of the event, which has the Bosstones playing for five sold-out nights in a row at the historic Middle East in Boston. The tradition has been a staple for many fans and its sold-out status every year is emblematic of this band’s allure and reception in the music community.

One of the great things about being a band that has been around for as long as it has, and has weathered the number of band members who have come and gone, is its consistent quality. The albums it has produced, the singles which have been appropriated from mainstream radio to the movies, and the live shows that have never failed to connect means that their latest album, Medium Rare, is a compilation that has put together rarities and three new songs in a way that it doesn’t feel like an empty cash-in. You listen to a song like “Don’t Worry Desmond Decker” and, unless you’re a heartless zombie who deserves to be shoved and locked in a room with a pack of emo pantywastes, there is something instantly toe-tapping about it; you want to bounce around a little, you feel like there should be more to modern music and that it should sound more like this.

It’s hard to put words to reasons why this album deserves some scratch so I’ve obtained a handful of copies to give away plus I’ve turned to Dicky Barrett to give me a little insight into this album’s making. Besides being a part of Jimmy Kimmel’s late night crew, and has a fleeting cameo in “I’m Fu*ing Ben Affleck“, Dicky has kept busy even when the music hasn’t been. Leave a comment below with your e-mail address hyper linked (or send me an e-mail) if you want a chance to win a this album and here’s what Dicky had to say about his latest and greatest.
CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I confess I can’t call myself a hardcore fan because I didn’t know about this album until a few weeks ago.

BARRETT: Yeah, we didn’t put it out with any kind of machine behind us or label support. Minimal distribution. We were in Boston over the Christmas break and we’ve been promising our fans to combine a lot of the B-sides. What’s so difficult about taking songs that are on Bosstones records and putting them on another record and putting them out there? Very often they were on different labels and it requires legal paperwork and red tape. So, we got a good solid collection of these songs, and wrote three new songs and put it out there.

CS: That’s fantastic. It’s sounds like a real cohesive album. It’s not like it’s a bunch of out of left fielders.

BARRETT: It’s a nice sounding record too.

CS: Absolutely. And the three new ones really blend in well with the whole album.

BARRETT: That’s the genius of Joe Gittleman, producer of the Bosstones sound. He knows the Bosstones sound like I know the Bosstones look.

CS: Right. Was he there from day one?

BARRETT: He was there from the beginning. Joe could say he was there before me.

CS: Really?

BARRETT: Yes, he’s the bass player and him and Nate asked me to play in the band that they had when they were still in high school.

CS: And through all these years, the sound has stayed consistent. I’ve never read an interview where you mentioned that you were going in a new direction, a new sound ““ that’s a warning sign it’s a concept album. The sound has always stayed consistent.

BARRETT: What we’ve always tried to do is do exactly what we want. We came out of the gates mixing pop and metal and ska. We had a very wide spectrum to choose from. We never at any time wanted to do a hip-hop record or straight jazz record but there are always elements of everything. We called ourselves ska because we didn’t want to be labeled.

CS: People always tried to pigeon hole you into something.

BARRETT: They need to call something something. They would always ask what kind of music do you call yourselves. It’s Bosstones music. We could tell you our influences and let you know what we are listening to but you can’t call us a metal band, or straight pop band. That’s not fair to the Sex Pistols. After it’s all said and done I think we hold a place in music that holds it own. Whatever we did it was very much The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

CS: I think that’s absolutely accurate. As a fan, I wish more people would have purchased the records to continue the band’s rise to a higher level but your greatest success came in the late 90’s, and let’s face it, your appearance in CLUELESS helped”¦When you look back at it are you happy with the success you had or do you wish you would have gotten to the place where you were on the cover of every magazine?

BARRETT: I really wouldn’t have minded that but to be the Bosstones is not the Rolling Stones. It’s just not for everyone or easily understood. It’s hard to explain. At the peak of our popularity I really didn’t enjoy that as much as I probably should have. I took it too seriously. It felt to me like, “Oh shit, all these fans that we’ve created throughout the years ““ punk and ska clubs are going to hate this.” It wasn’t like we were trying for those things…things came to us. When Kurt Cobain died and people were feeling pretty miserable we thought it was time for people to feel a little bit better and we happened to be there with bands like Green Day, Rancid”¦it was time for uplifting music, which is what we’ve always been doing. It wasn’t like we flipped our flannel shirts off and put on the suits ““ here we are we’ve been being the Bosstones for 10 years before that. My mask could be off.

(Laughs)

CS: When you guys came back to record new songs, at least the three for the new album, how long did it take”¦.the answer I think you might give is that it clicked immediately, but how long did it take for you guys to get back in the groove to record the songs in classic Bosstone fashion?

BARRETT: Joe sent selected music he wrote at home, I liked it, we wrote some lyrics, he came over to my house, we jammed around in my living room, we went over and taught Lawrence what we were doing at the studio here in LA, taught him the music. It didn’t take long, it didn’t seem hard and it didn’t seem difficult. We’re just going to create some new songs to add to this collection and hopefully they fit it, people like them, they sound good.

It wasn’t a long involved process ““ like we’ll write them, then we’ll rewrite them, try again and then we’ll take them back to the studio. We’ll send them around, we’ll test market them with some different radio stations. We just recorded some songs the way we used to do it.

CS: And then going back for the Hometown Throwdown certainly helped to gel a lot of things, but how was it going back this year?

BARRETT: It was awesome. It was really really great. I was a little nervous beforehand but we had a great time. We are playing in LA and Las Vegas next weekend. So the guys start practicing tomorrow to get ready.

CS: Is it going to be 5 nights in a row at each place?

BARRETT: Nah.

(Laughs)

You got to think of it like – it wasn’t like we played high school football together for four years. We were on the road playing 300 plus shows a year for 16 or 17 years together. It wasn’t hard to get back in the groove once we knew ““ there was a little bit of rust and a little bit of stiffness and a little bit of dust. It just didn’t take too long. This is how it goes and just didn’t take us long.

CS: The reason I bring it up is that Wilco just did a 5 night stint in Chicago. It was called their Winter Residency.

BARRETT: I love that band.

CS: I think they are one of the best playing today that not a lot of people either care about or”¦.

BARRETT: Never really got the attention or notoriety but like I said, be careful what you wish for.

CS: Exactly.

BARRETT: It would suck if Wilco was a household word too.

CS: That’s true.

BARRETT: To everybody but them I’m sure.

CS: If it’s anyone that deserves some kind of mainstream recognition, it’s them. They played 5 nights in a row ““ all of the shows surfaced nightly on the Internet ““ but it was amazing to hear the guys, over the course of 5 nights, getting tighter and tighter. It was sold out and they mentioned they wanted to do it again next year. What’s it like to go out there and do something 5 nights in a row in one place ““ what’s it like by that fifth night?

BARRETT: For me, exhausted, but it’s a huge sense of pride. It’s everything you just described. Holy shit. It’s been five years since we did it. It’s nice to know you still care.

CS: That people still care.

BARRETT: It’s nice to know that people still care. It’s nice to know you can still do it and nice to know that other people still care when you do.

CS: How is it like coming back now to try and balance music with television now that the writers strike is over?

BARRETT: That was – the writers were absolutely ““ I’m a writer myself of music ““ to be robbed the way they were being robbed is unfortunate. I don’t know ““ it’s fine being back. I’m excited. We have shows to play and stuff to do and I certainly like working for Jimmy Kimmel. It’s a great place to work.

CS: And how to you balance ““ you bounced to radio now television ““ all your interests?

BARRETT: I don’t know. None of it is solved. Busy schedules but I’d like to tell you it’s really difficult and I don’t know where it comes from and I’m really gifted and I can spin several plates at the same time but it doesn’t seem like hard work to me. It feels like I’m doing things I like and glad to have the opportunity to do it.

CS: And of course, a lot of people are asking if there is going to be a new album with the guys.

BARRETT: I think we might. We haven’t really sat down to talk about it but I don’t see why not. We certainly enjoyed being in the studio for the songs we recorded so I don’t see why not.

CS: The songs that were chosen for Medium Rare, was there any over guiding or over riding idea of what should go on?

BARRETT: Let me give you the factors that went into it. One was the ones that we could legally put on, that was the first thing. After that it was whether or not it was kind of rare enough or whether it was on ““ a lot of them have been on B sides and stuff and the third was Joe wanted to make it cohesive and feel like a record so those were the three factors. We could have put 10 more songs on if we didn’t follow those guidelines so that’s the way we did it.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/7/2008

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