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December 4, 2009

Trailer Park: Michael Shannon of THE MISSING PERSON

By Christopher Stipp

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Michael Shannon of THE MISSING PERSON – Interview

It’s not every day when you are lucky enough to talk to an actor who was not only nominated for an Academy Award for his work in a film like REVOLUTIONARY ROAD, getting edged out by Heath Ledger for his role in THE DARK KNIGHT, but who was also in GROUNDHOG DAY. Honestly, between the former and the latter I am not sure what warrants more kudos but I do know that his work in the new film THE MISSING PERSON is one of the brightest spots in films for 2009.

To talk with Michael is to really love the guy. He speaks with the kind of thoughtfulness and consideration you wish people in your everyday life would use and seems to exude the sense that he’s always observing, always taking in his surroundings. Being an Academy Award nominee ought to have put him in rarefied air but as he expresses below, he does look forward to the day when he can play a role where people aren’t instinctively afraid of him.  I floated the idea of a romantic comedy but I think we both agree that project might be a wee premature. Regardless of the personas he puts on like a finely tailored suit, Michael Shannon still is one to watch and in THE MISSING PERSON he is effortless in the way he navigates a film that showcases his best talents as an actor.

THE MISSING PERSON is now showing.

missing-poster1MICHAEL SHANNON: Hey Chris.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP:  Hey Michael.

SHANNON: How are you?

CS:  I’m doing fine.  How is your press day going?

SHANNON: Good.  We are having fun.

CS:  Is this really a fun part of making a movie that you get to answer the same questions over and over again?

SHANNON: You know, I don’t mind it.  It’s been a while since I made the movie so it’s fun to go back and think about it.

CS:  How is that?  That it takes a while for a movie to get made and takes a little while for it to get out there ““ do you ever get anxious for people to see what you’ve done or are you kind of off doing your next thing once you’re done with a film?

SHANNON: For me it’s like pushing a little boat onto the lake or something.  It sails away and you’re not sure if you are going to see it again.  You just move on and go onto the next thing.  A lot of actors won’t even watch their own movies.  I’m not of that school.  I actually try to enjoy watching the movie if, and when, it comes out because you work really hard on a movie and I like to see the end result.  But I certainly don’t wait around waiting for it to happen.  You have to go on and do the next thing.

CS:  Getting the part seemed ““ just to read it on the surface seems like it was relatively easy.  You had a friend in Amy Ryan and she just happened to pull you along where you got to meet Noah.  Was the process just as smooth as the story makes it out to be?

SHANNON: Well, I did a reading of it and reading are always kind of weird.  I don’t like doing a reading of a screenplay.  It’s such a visual medium.  We sat around and read it and it really read well.  The dialogue was cryptic and it was just a really fun night.  And I think Noah, for whatever reason after the reading, he just felt comfortable with me doing the part.  Obviously, at least at that time, he could have hired profile names for that part and it would have made it easier to finance and distribute but Noah doesn’t really care about any of that.  He goes with his gut.  He’s a very instinctual person.

CS:  Yes.  I talked with him about the film and yes, he amazes me that someone like that can still survive in this business, where it’s not a commodity that can be packaged and bubble wrapped, it makes it a tough sell but it seemed like he still got on the film what he intended to have there with his script.

SHANNON: In his own quiet way, he’s a real warrior.  He had to deal with a lot of uncertainty and doubt from a lot of people but he had a vision and held to it.  That’s why I’m so happy that this film is going to get a life.  If anyone deserves to have a film out there it’s him.

CS:  It absolutely is and it was no hyperbole yesterday when I told him it was one of the better movies I’ve seen this year.  It’s wholly original, wholly it’s own, and you just unfortunately don’t get to see a lot of these films that aren’t spawned by a sequel, or prequel or reboot or rehash.

shannon1SHANNON: Right.

CS:  It must have been appealing to you as an actor to take something that was completely, start from scratch.

SHANNON: There are two instances for me when I have just been blown away by reading the screenplay without even going into production or anything.  And this one, was one of them and the other was Shotgun Stories.  Both of them, just on the page, were very substantial and original and about something meaningful.  In a way, instead of Noah and Jeff Nichols from Shotgun Stories, there are some similarities.  They are both very quiet, very thoughtful and they are really two of my favorites.  I hope to work with Noah a lot more.  It’s hard to tell what his next move will be.  It’s hard for him in this business because he has some standards that he’s not going to let go of.  He’s also not a showy person by nature.

CS:  Right.  I don’t see him directing the next installment of X-Men anytime soon.

(Laughs)

SHANNON: Exactly.

CS:  The character for you was obviously on the page but you had to interpret it in your own way.  What did you see in this character?  What humanity did you bring to it off the page?  What did you see in it?

SHANNON: To me it starts with 9/11.  It’s starts with a man who’s life was ruined on 9/11 and was not able to carry on, which is something that all identify with, at least in our imaginations, if we have not experienced it personally.  A huge sense of loss and a huge sense of giving up and at the beginning of the film he’s in this pit of darkness and despair and living in a haze of booze and cigarette smoke.  And Miss Charley comes to begin to pull him out of his funk because at the end of the day that’s the bottom line that 9/11 happened.  The world didn’t stop and we all had to figure out a way to deal with it and move on.  Noah is from New York, born and raised and 9/11 was a huge deal for him and I think in a lot of ways this is his way of trying to deal with it.

CS:  In my notes I have that it doesn’t feel like a statement about 9/11 but just happens to be like a fact.  It’s not something that needs to have a spotlight shown on it.  It seems like it’s important to the character because that’s how he starts out.  That’s how we get to know him.  But it feels like something that has happened but nothing that needs any more context other than that.

SHANNON: There certainly isn’t any moralizing going on.  It’s not like lessons being taught.  It’s just about the people.  It’s about John and the other missing person.  The person I’m trying to find.  It’s about the decisions that they make.  It’s not, will I be able to love again or feel again.

CS:  It almost feels like, and not to be cliché about it, but he literally has nothing else to loose.  If any number of things could have been put in front of him to do that might have been slightly dangerous or some kind of thrill, he’s got to feel like there is nothing else there ““ just kind of numb to everything around him.  It’s interesting that he choose to couch this film sort of with a noir tinge and I can’t think of any recent films that want to try and marry the modern experience with noir but it fits right in.  How did he explain it to you?

SHANNON:  Noah didn’t explain much of anything to me.  I think a lot of times the contract between an actor and director is basically if you are able to mesh them and give them the confidence that you will show up at a reasonable facsimile in their imagination, which I think I did at the meeting, they don’t really get in your face too much when you’re working.  For me, a film noir is dark, black.  I can’t think of an even that would make more sense to marry film noir than 9/11.  It seems almost a childlike simplistic marriage.  So I wasn’t very conscious of trying to act in any particular style.  But, I’m sure a lot of it comes from the subconscious.  We all like to play and pretend and this detective is an art type in our collective consciousness.  I can’t name any person that I’m trying to copy or emulate but I know it’s all in there and when I put that suit on and stumble around I’m just playing at the same icon that other people have played before me.

shannon2CS:  But it’s not one we’ve seen in a long time.  At least if you were to open up the paper and look at the movie listings it’s not something that’s really in vogue to do.

SHANNON: I guess there’s a risk of it seeming dated ““ if people can see something coming I guess they are more likely to find it distasteful.  It’s a hard thing to pull off without seeming like you are weeping about it.  So I guess that’s why I didn’t want to go back and watch any of the classic movies because I didn’t want to go back and then show up imitating someone.  I wanted to show up and be there and react.

CS:  Was it a fluid process on the set?  This isn’t a Pearl Harbor, it wasn’t a mega production.  Is there an intimacy, to put it like that, when you are on a set this size that you don’t get on a major film set?

SHANNON: Oh yes.  It was very intimate.  What I enjoyed about it was that it was hard.  There were long days.  We shot the movie very quickly.  We typically would do a couple, maybe three, scenes a day.  I was always working.  I wasn’t sitting around much which I enjoy.  I think it helps the film.  It’s a better atmosphere.  More conducive to good acting than sitting around for hours and hours doing nothing.

CS:  I know that this question seems sort of far off field but looking to see how you got your start with Ground Hog Day and I lived in Illinois and actually visited the set when I was still in high school.  Just as an idea or a thought, Amy has been in the office and your roles as of late has been quite heavy and dramatic, any romantic comedies coming out of you any time soon?

SHANNON: I don’t know.  It’s a hard time in the business in general.  There’s not a lot of people making big risks right now.  I got real close on a James Brooks film actually.  I was in a callback and it went through my mind while l was auditioning that this would really surprise people.  This would be the thing that would dispel all these lines of thoughts that I’m some crazy guy.

(Laughs)

And I think because I had that thought consciously, it made me very nervous and wasn’t able to audition well enough to get the part.  So, it’s kind of like, I don’t know, maybe I need to go to a sport psychologist or something to fix the pitcher that can’t throw his curve ball anymore because he’s so worried about it getting knocked out of the park.

But, I don’t want to spend my whole life playing people that other people are scared of.  The thing is, John is a funny guy and a sweet guy.  He certainly ends up being sweet and funny with Miss Charley and he gets his stuff together in the end and stops drinking so I think it’s kind of uplifting in a way, this film.

CS:  It absolutely is and I know my time is done but it is a great film that showcases what you are really capable of doing and your whole body of work does that and I really do hope that it opens the eyes to some people who might see you now in a more kind light.

SHANNON: Thank you Chris, I really appreciate that.

The Wonderful World Of Talkies: MYSTERY TEAM Review

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Hello interweb, you bright shining bastion of sexy. I’m Matt Cohen… And you’re my everything.

It’s been a while. Without going into detail, I had some errands that needed taken care of. Space errands. “How’s space,” you might ask? Cold, lonely, shitty TV reception – but surprisingly good bagels. Enough of that, though. You can read the mission report from NASA. That’s not why I’m here. “Why is he here,” you might be asking yourself? (I totally set you up for that). What could possibly pull me back from the outer reaches of the heavens to join you here, once again, in the written form?

Movies. Movies, movies, movies. What in the heck are movies? Scholars maintain that they were first discovered in the early fourteenth century, when a small Latvian boy named Unter Vander-Wool stumbled and accidentally fell into a pile of celluloid while reciting a monologue from A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE at the same time a passerby just so happened to be shining a 6-K light in Unter’s face while, serendipitously, a small neighborhood cat held a boom pole over the whole scene.  And with that calamitous (and extremely bloody… We’ll miss you Unter) event the motion picture industry was born. And like any growing American child, the film industry has gone through its share of changes and phases. At first, the audience was fine with just a man getting squirted by a hose. That’s all there was – “Man vs. Hose” films for four hundred odd years. And then on one fateful day, someone realized “Hey, why doesn’t that chap try and reason with the hose?!!!” And like that… The world met a good friend named “Talkie”.

“But what’s the state of Talkies today?!?!” you may be screaming at the top of your lungs while making repeated stabbing motions. “How can I, the discerning Joe Local or Nancy Small-ville, decide which motion picture is worth my hard-earned and/or illicitly gained scrap?” Well, governor (or governess, no judging), I’ll tell ya… Right here is where you’ll find out. With this here nifty column, the fine folks at Quick Stop have set me up with a newfangled computing box, a carton of hand rolled cigarillos, and an all access E-Ticket pass to… The Wonderful World Of Talkies!

To kick this hootenanny (it’s a word) off with a kneepuddler (not a word), let’s take a gander at the new feature length talkie MYSTERY TEAM!!! And, lucky for us, it’s a good’un.

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Every few years it seems like a new batch of sketch comedy troupes pop up, seemingly out of the ether. In the early 90’s you had KIDS IN THE HALL, MR. SHOW, and THE UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE. Then again, a few years ago we were presented with THE WHITEST KIDZ U KNOW, HUMAN GIANT, and TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW. And besides these, the “big ones”, there are countless other groups on the internet and locally, performing sketch comedy and building up loyal followings.

What I’m trying to get at is that we live in a world flush with sketch comedy. And we also live in a world flush with mediocre sketch comedy. For every group that succeeds, there are fifty that fail miserably. It seems to be the toughest genre of comedy to not only produce at a level of high quality, but to sustain that quality over a long period of time. With all these things being said, a very different, very funny sketch troupe appeared out of the night about three years ago with a video about BRO-RAPE. And, to an extent, the world has never been the same.

Yes, I’m talking about DERRICK COMEDY. Founded at NYU, nurtured on the stages of various New York City comedy clubs, and currently the undisputed reigning champions of “Internet Comedy”. At the time of this article, a glance at their YouTube page reveals god-like numbers (if god was in the internet funny game, ya know?). BLOWJOB GIRL has 14,988,093 views. If BLOWJOB GIRL was a nation, it would be the 66th most populous nation on earth. BRO-RAPE, with 7,048,104 views would be the 98th most populous country, right between Israel and Hong Kong. And those are no-joke countries. Like, I’ve heard of them.

So it’s established that DERRICK has a following, and one based solely on the quality of their work and not celebrity cameos and topical titles that generate viral views. These five (performers DC Pierson, Dominic Dierkes, Donald Glover, director Dan Eckman, and producer Meggie Mcfadden) very young and very talented filmmakers have shown to the world that they’ve mastered the “short film” (or “sketch”, depending on what crowd you’re in). And that’s all well and good. Things were looking bright for DERRICK.

And then they foolishly decided to take a gamble.

They decided to write, star, produce, and direct their own feature film. To branch out from 3-7 minute videos to a full “real deal” movie, a transition that is notoriously rocky at best (MISS MARCH, KIDS IN THE HALL: BRAIN CANDY, LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN’S APOCALYPSE, or pretty much ANY SNL film ever made). They decided to throw all caution to the wind, and to do what many have tried and few have succeeded at. How did they fare? Well, here’s a hint… I was joking about it being a foolish decision.

Ladies and germs, I am both proud and thrilled to report that MYSTERY TEAM, the debut film from DERRICK COMEDY, is not only good… it’s pretty damn great (and it’s playing in NYC at the Quad Cinema starting December 4th). The fact that such a young team of filmmakers made this film is quite frankly astonishing… and kind of frustrating. Why are they so much better then me? Is it cause of that time I stole that DVD at K-Mart? I apologized AND cried!

As some of you know, my brain works better in bullet point format. I am a strange bird. Without further ado, let’s get into the specifics of what make MYSTERY TEAM such a hilarious and original film.

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BOFFO! (The Good):

The Script/Plot: Based on a story by all five members and written by DC, Dominic, and Donald, MYSTERY TEAM is a love letter to early Spielberg, childhood detective novels, and super-heroes. Basically, all of the important things in life. MYSTERY TEAM takes place in a small New Hampshire town that is home to a trio of friends, Jason (Donald Glover), Duncan (DC Pierson), and Charlie (Dominic Dierkas). Whereas typical 18-year-old seniors in high school would be spending their summer partying away and getting ready for college, we find the three friends operating as they always have – Formed when they were children, Jason, Duncan, and Charlie are still, as adults, the owners and members of the MYSTERY TEAM, a rag-tag detective agency (with shades of ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN galore) that specializes in all cases elementary (school), from missing cats, lost marbles, and noogies to double-murders (we’ll get to that one in a moment). And they love what they do. Though their schoolmates torment them as losers and their parents don’t understand them, THE MYSTERY TEAM is dedicated to solving their town’s crimes, no matter how small.

Each member comes equipped with a “power” and color code (I love comic-books). Jason, is a self-branded master of disguise. Duncan, the resident boy genius, and Charlie is the “strongest kid” in town. At the beginning of the film it seems life will not change much for these kids, which is sad because they’re so likable, but understandable because they’re… well, weird. They don’t curse, they don’t smoke or drink, and girls are still yucky. Yet, they have each other. Three kindred odd souls. And they seem happy.

Their lives are shaken when a young girl shows up at the MYSTERY TEAM’s doors one day with their most important and challenging case to date: A double-murder. No more kid stuff. The MYSTERY TEAM is going big time. I don’t want to go into spoiler heavy territory, as I recommend you should see it with completely fresh eyes. The inevitable ensues, of course, and the boys are thrown way over their heads into a situation from which they can’t escape. Throw a love interest into the mix, some tension amongst the team, and an overhanging murder and you’ve got a film that works not only as a comedy but as an actual murder mystery.

I can’t think of how many times I’ve seen films from comedians I love only to wind up laughing yet hating the plot. Rarely do the two meet, it seems, in level of quality. Yes, MYSTERY TEAM is hilarious and unique and very much indicative of the DERRICK COMEDY brand, but the plot holds up on its own, as well. It never feels tacked on like it does in so many comedies where laughs are the ONLY focus. This is a real movie. And I hate to sound so dismissive, like I assumed it wouldn’t be, but I gotta be honest – I expected to laugh, but I never expected to become invested in the plot… And I did. As a genre fan, this movie totally functions on its own as a mystery. Now, mind you, not a ground-breaking, game-changing type one, but a solid throughline for a very funny film. Speaking of the funny…

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The Comedy: And this is where it counts. Mind you, comedy is very personal affair so you may not agree with me laugh-wise, but MYSTERY TEAM, in my not-humble-at-all opinion, is not only the funniest movie of the year, but one of the funniest debut offerings I’ve seen from a comedy group in my life. Now, I’m not gonna rank it against those films, but in terms of importance and exposing the world to a new “kind” of laughter, MYSTERY TEAM is right up there with the HOLY GRAILs and SUPER TROOPERS of the world. From minute one we, as an audience, are absolutely inundated in DERRICK-style comedy. And you go with it. Sure, it helps to have seen their youtube videos to familiarize yourself a bit with their particular brand of madcap, but their comedy is so accessible and immediately “familiar” that you kind of just go “Sure. This is a DERRICK movie. Makes sense.” In a world where everyone wants to be PYTHON or MR. SHOW, DERRICK is decisively themselves. And I happen to be a huge fan of them. A mix of “one-liners” and hilarious situations, the laughs fly at you from all fronts. As far as a joke-to-laugh ratio, this film is one of the better ones I’ve seen in recent years. For instance, I can’t really think of any bits or jokes that “fell flat”. I mean sure, some hit more than others, but what DERRICK does (and is quite skilled at) is to imbue the film with a level of consistency throughout, in every aspect. One could describe comedy like a wine, I think, in its particular notes and flavors. And if I’m playing sommelier, I would bring MYSTERY TEAM to your table like this: “A tremendously smart blend of cerebral and gross out humor coupled with a base foundation of randomness that doesn’t pander to the ‘bizarre’ side, MYSTERY TEAM (and DERRICK) is masterful in its ability to create elaborate and unexpected laughs while maintaining a simplicity that excludes no one.”

Oh shit… I should totally be a comedy sommelier. I could wear a bow tie and everything!!!!

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The Performances: Like any comedy, MYSTERY TEAM is only as good as the comedians making it. Lucky for everyone involved that the assembled talent is not only ridiculously funny, but all “work” on the big screen. Not a single performer feels out of their range. I’d like to spotlight each of the main boys for a moment, if you’ll allow.

Donald Glover/Jason: By now, most of you will be familiar with Donald’s work on NBC’S COMMUNITY, and though you may not know his name yet, I can’t tell you how many rave reviews I’ve heard about “the black dude from COMMUNITY”. MYSTERY TEAM, and his lead role of Jason, WILL make you remember this gentleman’s name.

Donald manages to be instantly likable and charismatic. Maybe a lot of that is due to that smile of his, which disarms and makes you chuckle all at the same time. DERRICK comedy is very much a five person group, and MYSTERY TEAM is very much a three person ensemble, but I don’t think even the filmmakers would argue that the character of Jason is the glue that holds the team together, and in many ways Donald Glover’s performance does the same with the film. Natural doesn’t begin to describe this young man. To realize that this is his first feature, let alone his first “lead” role, impresses immediately. This dude was born to be on screen. In the coming years I’m sure we’ll hear lots and lots from Mr. Glover and his work here will be the role people talk about when they first discuss how they “discovered Donald”. As Jason, the master of disguise, he gets to wield a sense of naivete and childish hope while never going into the realm of parody. Jason (as do Duncan and Charlie) feels like a “real kid” even though he’s obviously not your traditional teenager. I think not taking this character “over the top” would be a challenge for many actors, especially ones as young as Donald Glover, but he handles the role with the grace and charm of a 20 year vet. Also, though they are admittedly ridiculous, his “disguises” are some the highlights of the film.  I would see a movie starring the Mexican Plumber, and gladly. Look for a lot more from this young man in the near future.

DC Pierson/Duncan: If Donald/Jason is the mouth of MYSTERY TEAM, then DC/Duncan is the brains. Playing the “boy genius” (when in reality he just memorized a book of random facts when he was younger) of the group, DC manages to bring so much nuance and quirk to the role that in many ways Duncan is rendered the most real of all the characters. And I think that’s a credit to Mr. Pierson. Everyone remembers that know-it-all kid from school, and most not in a fond light. For MYSTERY TEAM to work, we had to like these characters. Had to. And who likes the kid who thinks he knows everything? DC makes me like that kid. Another actor would have NAPOLEON DYNAMITE-d this role, which would have been a colossal mistake, whereas DC plays Duncan with such a sense of child-like wonder and yet a weird level of pragmatism, that a character who may appear sort of one-dimensional on paper springs to life on the screen with fantastic results. To transition from small stages and the world wide web into such a large roll in a feature film would seem daunting to most performers, whereas DC seems like he’s had Duncan “in his pocket” for years. DC gets most of the heavy lifting from a dramatic standpoint, as well, and thrives at every opportunity. Without spoiling, there is a moment in the third act where Duncan undergoes a pretty significant character change and we see a drastically different side to the boy. For an actor to be able to pull this off without it feeling unnatural or uncharacteristic is a truly great skill, and one DC has in spades. This guy can do it all. I would wager that if you cast Mr. Pierson in a dramatic role, he would bring the same level of professionalism and subtlety that he gives in all his comedic performances. A mop-topped horse of different colors, and a much welcome addition to the forefront of today’s comedy scene.

Dominic Dierkes/Charlie: Jason’s the mouth, Duncan’s the brains – Charlie is one giant, walking heart. The “Strongest Boy in Town” (though we don’t get to see if this is true or not… or do we? OH, THE SUSPENSE!) and third member of the MYSTERY TEAM is pretty dim. And that is a huge understatement. Alright, let’s not mince words; Charlie is functionally retarded. If any of the MYSTERY TEAM was late to “bloom”, it’d be Charlie, who comes off like a kindergartner to Jason and Duncan’s fourth-graders. And though his character is admittedly dumb, Dominic Dierkes, like all the other DERRICK boys, never takes him to a level of parody. It doesn’t feel “sketchy”. Yeah, Charlie’s dumb – so what? You know dumb people, as do I. The thing that Dominic does brilliantly is offset that “thickheadnessness” with a level of enthusiasm and child-like abandonment. If any member of the MYSTERY TEAM is really a child, it’s Charlie. And as such, Dierkes does a phenomenal job playing him. In other comedies with characters like Charlie, you often groan and roll your eyes at the new levels of stupidity they manage to succumb to. The contrary happens here, and when Charlie/Dierkes has his moments, you almost want to hug him and say “Oh, Charlie!!!”  It’s a testament to the actor that I’d actually want to hang out with this kid, despite knowing his particular “eccentricities”. A lot of this has to do with specific choices Mr. Dierkes made for Charlie, a big part of that being the characters physicality. Charlie’s walk, or bound, is so damned “happy” you know this kid doesn’t have a dark though in his head. In a world obsessed with mean spirited comedy (myself, guilty and included) it’s such a refreshing change of pace to see a genuinely goodhearted laugh-out-loud film, filled with characters you actually care about. And though Dierkes doesn’t get quite as many “one-liners” as his compatriots, it’s just that overall Charlie sensibility that makes the character and the actor performing him so winning. One of the most charming and flat out likable roles in recent comedy history. Very well done.

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Aubrey Plaza/Kelly: You may know her from her work in FUNNY PEOPLE or on NBC’S PARKS AND RECREATION – and if you don’t, trust me… you will soon. One look at Aubrey Plaza and we know she is physically stunning. And not in a traditional Hollywood starlet way, either. This young lady is something special. And in the world we live in, she’d probably get work based on her looks alone. Ms. Plaza, while a stunner, also happens to be one of the funniest and most talented young actresses working in comedy today. She, in everything I’ve seen her in, relays such a sense of realism that I constantly feel like I’ve “met” her characters before, or someone much like them. Kelly, in MYSTERY TEAM is no different. That smart, beautiful, edgy, semi-dangerous, semi-sad girl we all crushed on in high school but who we assumed lived on “another planet” from us – Kelly, is that girl. One doesn’t wonder for a moment what Jason sees in her, as we all see it ourselves. Rarely does someone with such a presence come along, especially someone working in comedy, that you are drawn to the screen like a moth to the flame. The fact that we like Kelly goes along way in making us understand Jason’s motivations throughout the film. Often times i watch movies where I could care less about the “love interests” and they feel like superfluous subplots. Very much the opposite here. Plaza’s grace and kindness as Kelly keep us as motivated to solve the crime and save the day as the MYSTERY TEAM themselves are.

Bobby Moynihan/Jordy: Oh my word, Bobby comes this close to stealing the whole show. Though Jordy does not have much screen time, I can guarantee you will be quoting his lines in the weeks after you see the film. Mr Moynihan, now a two season veteran of SNL is, in my opinion, on a shortlist of the top 10 funniest people working in the industry today (check out my interview with Bobby on Bagged & Boarded). And if you weren’t already on the Bobby-Wagon, get ready to buy your ticket. I still don’t know what or who Jordy is. EVERYTHING about this character is off… and off in an amazingly hilarious way. The freaking cadence of his sentences made me laugh till I was tearing up. In a movie filled with “freaks”, Jordy is the king freak. And in many ways I feel like he has his own personal movie going on behind the scenes. If they were to give the film a prequel treatment I, for one, would pay an obscene amount of money to watch what happens to Jordy when the boys aren’t in his store. Look, I love MYSTERY TEAM, I love DERRICK COMEDY, but Bobby’s performance in this film is worth the price of admission alone. Quite possibly my favorite on-screen character of the year.

Others To Watch For: First, a special note about Xavier Salazar as Eric , the crazy, foul-mouthed eight-year-old. Bobby J doesn’t have anything on this kid. Man, I love when little kids curse. The rest of the ensemble is basically a UCB roll-call of the nation’s most talented improvisers and comedians. While not show-stealing, they provide the backbone of the film and they do it wonderfully. Standouts include Will Hines, Ellie Kemper, John Lutz, Matt Walsh, Jon Daly, and Neil Casey, in what may be my favorite role in recent film history.

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The Directing: It’s hard to gauge a director’s mark on a comedy oftentimes, and especially on one that stars the folks who wrote it. Comedies are really about the laughs, and for the most part that comes down to writing/acting (and editing). How would one judge a director’s impact on a hilarious film? Here’s an easy way – Remove the laughs. Does the move still hold up? Structurally, visually… does it have a constant? For those reasons, I must commend director Dan Eckman in creating not only an obviously funny film, but quite a cinematically sound one as well. For a group of debut filmmakers working on an independent budget, Eckman manages to deliver a film devoid of the tell-tales signs of indie-filmmaking. Rather, as soon as the movie starts, you are presented with a polished, professional, and all together quality product. Directing a film is a huge undertaking, and I can’t imagine the pressure on someone’s first big feature. Eckman shows a real talent for nurturing the funny and an extremely strong penchant for simple, solid filmmaking.

The Score: The film’s score, created by Donald Glover, is dope. Like… dope dope. Dude makes some good beats. Also manages to get some real “old school” 80’s kid’s movie transitions and what not in there. Good stuff.

The Color: This movie pops! Lots of bright colors on the boys, tons of lush green grasses, and beautiful idyllic New England landscapes. For an “independent” film, it looks damn pretty.

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The Production: Though it may not be apparent on screen, producing a feature film is a gargantuan task I wouldn’t wish on my greatest enemy. One needs to be organized, extremely task oriented, and have an ability to roll with any and all punches. Meggie McFadden pulls this off. For an indie production, this film looks, feels, and plays like the “real” thing, and the ensuing campaign and online marketing blitz has been nothing but masterful. It’s a tough gig, but one Ms. McFadden seems destined for greatness in. I also love to think that her skills as a producer will grow alongside the talents of the rest of the group, and sooner or later, due to these confluences, DERRICK is going to be a force to be reckoned with… yo.

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OH, HAM-SPLATTER! (The Bad):

I got nothing. A wholly and completely enjoyble experience on every front.

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OVERALL: I honestly think this film will be remembered as the movie that brought DERRICK to the table of American comedy and kept them there for a very long time. And if nothing, it will be remembered as a hilarious, weird, unique, one-of-a-kind little comedy that proved America’s big talents can come from nontraditional venues. I am incredibly excited to be a fan of DERRICK and to see where this group of insanely talented artists can go in this world. Look, I knew I would like this movie. I am floored at just how much I did. I can’t say enough how polished and experienced everyone involved comes off, and honestly, I think this movie gives hope to all those kids sitting at home with the ideas and the determination, but lacking the direction. DERRICK has taught us that if your product is good enough, people will want it. Regardless of where they have to get it. This movie is round one in an epic comedy battle for the ages and a veritable showcase for the people who will be making us laugh in the near future.

Quite simply: One of the freshest, funniest and original debut films I’ve ever seen.

America, meet your new way to laugh.

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MYSTERY TEAM is now playing in NYC at the Quad Cinemas and will hit DVD worldwide sometime in 2010 via Lionsgate.

For More DERRICK, check out my interview with DC Pierson and Maggie McFadden on Bagged & Boarded 40: A Brief Respite with Derrick Comedy

Matt Cohen is currently solving the mystery of where his pot went. Main suspects: His Lungs.

Check out Matt Cohen on a weekly basis on his podcast “Bagged & Boarded“, only at QuickStop and iTunes.

Want to stalk Matt Cohen? Check out Camel Toad Productions or catch him on twitter at @Cameltoad

Bagged & Boarded 40: A Brief Respite with Derrick Comedy

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #40: A Brief Respite with Derrick Comedy – In which Matt sits down with DC Pierson and Meggie McFadden of Derrick Comedy and is enthralled by tales of all things sketch comedy, youtube superstardom, pun construction and their new hilarious feature film, MYSTERY TEAM! It’s more fun then something that is marginally less fun!!! Listen with your ears…

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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December 2, 2009

Cabin Fever 82: What Nerve

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #82: What Nerve – Brian and Aaron are joined this week by their friend Ian. They get to lark about once again with sound effects, wonder what’s real and what isn’t while figuring out what country to complain about this time. Music is provided by show stalwarts The Tastydactyls.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Paul F. Tompkins

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I chat with actor, stand-up, gadfly, and sartorial dandy Paul F. Tompkins. His second album, FREAK WHARF, has just hit the interwebs, and he took a moment of precious, precious time to have a virtual tete-a-tete…

Hope you enjoy…

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Contest Round-Up: 2009-12-02

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Shout! Factory, we’re giving away two (2) copies of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER: VOLUME XVI on DVD.

In conjunction with Lionsgate, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both FRAGGLE ROCK: SEASON 5 & A MERRY FRAGGLE HOLIDAY on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both THE STEVE COOGAN COLLECTION on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: SEASON 2 on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both DOCTOR WHO: WARGAMES on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both EDGE OF DARKNESS on DVD.

In conjunction with New Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both JIM GAFFIGAN’S PALE FORCE on DVD.

In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of PUBLIC ENEMIES on DVD, plus PUBLIC ENEMIES bottle openers.

Win PUBLIC ENEMIES on DVD!

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In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of PUBLIC ENEMIES on DVD, plus PUBLIC ENEMIES bottle openers.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win JIM GAFFIGAN’S PALE FORCE on DVD!

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In conjunction with New Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of JIM GAFFIGAN’S PALE FORCE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win EDGE OF DARKNESS on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of EDGE OF DARKNESS on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win DOCTOR WHO: WARGAMES on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of DOCTOR WHO: WARGAMES on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: SEASON 2 on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: SEASON 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE STEVE COOGAN COLLECTION on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both THE STEVE COOGAN COLLECTION on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win FRAGGLE ROCK: SEASON 5 & A MERRY FRAGGLE HOLIDAY on DVD!

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In conjunction with Lionsgate, we’re giving away five (5) copies of both FRAGGLE ROCK: SEASON 5 & A MERRY FRAGGLE HOLIDAY on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER: VOLUME XVI on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:09 am

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In conjunction with Shout! Factory, we’re giving away two (2) copies of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER: VOLUME XVI on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December 16th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, December, 16th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

November 30, 2009

Masters Of Song Fu #5: Round 2 Challenge Voting Begins!

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a unique form of creative combat here at the Stop.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to Quick Stop to be voted on by you, the audience.

Oh, and what do we call this competition?

MASTERS OF SONG FU

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Let us not forget the very special Masters of MASTERS OF SONG FU. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu – one of which will be revealed as your ultimate challenger in THE FINAL CHALLENGE. Past Masters have included Jonathan Coulton, Paul & Storm, Neil Innes, The RiffTones, and Garfunkel & Oates. Any one of them could be your final Challenge – or perhaps it could be a brand new Master. Only the Challenger who garners the most cumulative votes in all of the Challenges will move on to the Final and face that Master, mano a mano.

So what was the first Challenge?

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

This is a bit of a fun one. Your first task is based upon the work of Friend-of-the-Stop John Hodgman – specifically, the “700 MOLE MEN” listed in his second book, More Information Than You Require. You’ll find the full list of “700 Mole Men” – and their descriptions – HERE. Your task is to choose one (1) and write a song about that Mole Man, based on the description provided by Hodgman. The title of your song will be the name of the Mole Man you’ve chosen, and its corresponding number on the list. You are free to write your song in any style that you choose.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute.

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You’ll find the Round 1 songs from each of our Challengers below, as well as the results of the Round 1 voting (As some competitors did not make their Round 2 submission in time, you’ll find those missing songs in the ROUND 1 ZIP FILE, which you can download below).

So what was the 2nd Challenge?

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ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

Write a song about a number.

That’s right – a song about a number. It can be any number, and it can be describing or representing anything. The number you choose will be the title of your song. The song can be in any style you’d like. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute.

If you want some inspiration, here’s a number song from Harry Nilsson…
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You’ll find the Round 2 songs from each of our Challengers below, followed by the Round 2 voting form…

THE CHALLENGERS

JASON MORRIS

songfu-jasonmorris.jpgI suppose I am what you could call a “Multi-Instrumentalist”. That is a nice way of saying “Jack-of-all-trades, Master-of-none”. I began playing drums as a teenager and spent a great deal of energy during my 20’s trying to “make it” in the music biz. As a drummer, I have had the opportunity to play with some pretty incredible musicians, garnering literally DOZENS of fans over the years. In 2004 I joined the band Celestial Static, and spent several years melting some face with good friends Jeremy and Julie Elzerman. Once that ran its course, I decided to spend more time locked away in my studio, writing my own songs and learning to play guitar, bass and sing. It doesn’t pay the bills, but I have a good time doing it.

Official Website: www.jason-morris.net
Twitter: twitter.com/JasonLMorris

ROUND 1 SONG: “#019 Thomas Ashley Innersun”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/jason_morris-019-thomas_ashley_innersun.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “Natural 18”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/jason_morris-natural_18.mp3]

EDRIC HALEEN

songfu-edrichaleen.jpgEdric is a returning veteran of the Masters of Song Fu competition. He has been writing music (off and on) since the early nineties. He wrote and directed a musical, The Pushcart War, based on Jean Merrill’s wonderful novel. He has written and/or arranged a number of songs for various friends – some commissioned, some as surprises. He loves acting in community theatre, and is inspired by the music of Stephen Sondheim, Jason Robert Brown, Adam Guettel, Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty. Also – feel free to check out (and add to!) the “Happiness Board” on his web pages!

Official Website: happinessboard.com/Edric_Haleen.html

ROUND 1 SONG: “#138 Sir Isaac Quickmud”
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ROUND 2 SONG: “Zero Point Nine (Ad Infinitum)”
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“BUCKETHAT” BOBBY MATHESON

songfu-buckethatbobby.jpgI’m “BucketHat” Bobby Matheson. I used to make cartoons for the internet, and sometimes still do, but mostly focus on my music right now. I write and record my songs solo, in my little make-shift studio, and when I play live, I often get some help from friends. Some of my music is funny, and some isn’t. More often than not, the humour is unintentional. My Influences range from Klezmer to folk, to punk and back again, which ends up sounding more like Zydeco than anything else (who’d have guessed?). I’ve been described as a “Cajun Buddy Holly” and an “Optimistic Elvis Costello”. It’s been said that I sound like “That guy from the Barenaked Ladies” and a “Nasaly Bob Dylan”. One of these days, I hope to have a description that is accurate.

Official Website: www.buckethatbobby.randomsociety.com
Twitter: twitter.com/BucketHatBobby

ROUND 1 SONG: “#139 Mr. Genuine Hissfurther”
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ROUND 2 SONG: “300”
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GODZ POODLZ

Legends foretell of a mighty duo, born in the frozen North. Two neighbors and friends will unite to form “Godz Poodlz” and battle the Mazters or Song Fu for glory and bragging rights! Godz Poodlz are Rüss Rogers and Rod Durre. Russ Rogers was once a member of “Kit and Kaboodle” (still available on iTunes) and currently performs in “Rusty’s Rocking Jamboree!” Rhod Durre was in the Goth Rock Band, “Sear!” Beware the Godz Poodlz Ear Worm! Godz Poodlz songs are bright, funny and tenaciously catchy. Come join Godz Poodlz Legionz of Fanz!

Official Website: www.myspace.com/godzpoodlz

ROUND 1 SONG: “#381 Captain Dane Frostline”
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ROUND 2 SONG: “3455316008”
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BRAM TANT

songfu-bramtant.pngBram Tant is a Belgian coputer science student with a distinct love for music. Ever since going to music school as a kid, he’s enjoyed singing and playing the guitar, and has been writing songs for some years now. While he’s still learning to play the guitar, sing and write songs better, he improves with each attempt, and he makes up for it (and the lack of proper recording equipment) with his passion and enthusiasm. He would like to become a professional musician someday, but for now he’s satisfied with writing and performing for friends, family, and strangers on the internet.

Official Website: studwww.ugent.be/~btant/

Twitter: twitter.com/dantesxx

ROUND 1 SONG: “#666 Tommy Dickfish”
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ROUND 2 SONG: “Five”
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MANTICESS

Manitcess are Susanne Wolff (Lupa) on vocals and Johannes Schult (Jutze) on guitar. The duo plays melodic song somewhere between pop, folk and rock. Melodies are more important than trends. The band has already played various gigs in Germany and Switzerland and is eager to entertain – or better to enchant their audience with their musical tales.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/manticess
Twitter: twitter.com/schult

ROUND 1 SONG: “#423 Red”
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ROUND 2 SONG: “1998”
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JALAPENO HABANEROS

In the far off land of Chandler, Arizona, where the rivers flow with sand and cacti, our leader and master, the Lord of Our Lady Gwynyth, guitar and microphone in hand, called for the greatest musicians in the land to assemble a rock and roll group like none other. Unfortunately, they were cut off on the road, and the Jalapeño Habañeros made it there first. With The Rogue Bohemian on saxophone and The Boxcar Bassist on bass and keyboards, the Lord was pleased. Now, they roam the streets of Chandler, playing epic songs and rocking faces, much like Bon Jovi. Unfortunately they are paid in change, and often get thrown into the street, also like Bon Jovi. Their lives have intertwined, and the era of the Jalapeño Habañeros has begun. Be prepared.

Official Website: jalapenojabaneros.blogspot.com

ROUND 1 SONG: “#604 Suction-Cupped Jonny”
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ROUND 2 SONG: “Pi”
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TIMOTHY RUSH

Hi, my name is Timothy. I like me. I like my school, I like my friends. I like to play the music. I very much enjoy the peoples. Thank you.
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Official Website: www.myspace.com/tweed234
Twitter: twitter.com/TimmyVendetta

ROUND 1 SONG: “#006 Sir Stinson Maggotwrangle”
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ROUND 2 SONG: “Me & 23”
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JUBILEE JEWS

They are not some traveling country hillbilly act. They are celebrating the year of Jubilee in the form of ukulele based indie pop. They are Akiva Misto and Eliana Bartimeus and they are prepared to rock your yarmulkes!

Official Website: NONE

ROUND 1 SONG: “#487 Lady Antonia Oddpolyps”
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ROUND 2 SONG: “i: The Square Root Of -1 (The Imaginary Number)”
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PETER BENEDICT

Peter is a person of sorts. Since his birth he has consistently occupied himself with a variety of time consuming and completely un-noteworthy activities. Despite this breadth of experience he remains untalented in the ways of writing all encompassing 600 word essays. He does, however, greatly enjoy the rare treat that is writing about oneself in the third person, especially when such a gift should be presented to him at the wonderful time of 4AM. Peter now supposes that since this a musical competition he is entering, he might want to include something about that in his bio. At the way too old age of 18, Peter first attempted to play music. His guitar teacher warned him that he was much to old to begin training, and that he would probably be an emotionally unstable musician that would eventually turn to the dark side. Peter took no heed to this warning, and indeed dropped out of guitar lessons fairly quickly, realizing that he enjoyed learning much more when done alone. In the year and a half since then, Peter has been on a steady rise and will no doubt be taking the musical world by storm in the coming year. Perhaps his greatest musical moment came in December of 2008, when his Christmas caroling band, The Sizzle, took his small hick town by storm with a door to door tour through the suburbs, melting the figurative face of listeners with a funk/rap cover of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. In 2009 Peter has become active in the youtube community, known not for his music but for his notorious use of stop-motion eating scenes and a DIY laugh track. Hoping to hone his barely existing musical skills through the pressure of competition, Peter joins Round 5 of Song Fu. He sincerely hopes that rewriting this bio at a later date will be an option. The Peter Is Competing.

Official Website: www.youtube.com/user/thepeteris
Twitter: twitter.com/thepeteris

ROUND 1 SONG: “#315 Mr. Dennimore Evercrouch”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/peter_benedict-315-mr_dennimore_evercrouch.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “0”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/peter_benedict-0.mp3]

JOSH HOLOBER-WARD

Josh was born in Canada, which probably explains more about him than anything else he could put in a bio. He plays the accordion, is self-taught on the piano, and highly enjoys playing and writing for both – though he rarely finishes anything without a deadline. With this grueling contest, he hopes to push himself to unleash the best Fu he possibly can… and hell, maybe even some he impossibly can. YARRR!

Official Website: www.youtube.com/user/PossessedRaccoon

ROUND 1 SONG: “#422 Mokey”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/josh_holober-ward-422-mokey.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “Five”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/josh_holober-ward-five.mp3]

AARON Z

Many folks say that Aaron Z is a pretty cool guy. He plays too many instruments, but mostly piano & guitar. He wastes too much of his free time writing and performing music, which has been known to make people laugh, tough men cry, and ladies melt in his arms. His current projects include Orange Box: The Musical! and A Tribute to the Letter E. He likes food cooked with mushrooms and his favorite ice-creams are vanilla-based, not chocolate-based. Check out his music, including his previously-weekly but now faux-weekly music project on his website, plus his other cool music.

Official Website: aaronz.bandcamp.com

ROUND 1 SONG: “#590 Harvey Rupert Elder”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/aaron_z-590-harvey_rupert_elder.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “Five”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/aaron_z-five.mp3]

JOE “COVENANT” LAMB

I’m Joe Covenant. I’m Scottish. And never have enough time to do everything I wanna! Been singing and perfoming for over 40 years… (yes, I am 46.)… and I’ve nearly learned a 6th chord! Everything I do. I do for Song Fu. (If not for this ‘contest’ I would have never met and collaborated with so many talented people.)

Official Website: joecovenant.bandcamp.com
Twitter: twitter.com/JoeCovenant

ROUND 1 SONG: “#297 Mr. Tom Furby”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/joe_covenant_lamb-297-mr_tom_furby.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “2”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/joe_covenant_lamb-2.mp3]

LEX VADER

Lex Vader was born to a single mother who worked as silicon tycoon’s personal assistant. When she died of poor hygiene, Lex was sent to an orphanage where he showed interest in organizing races and laser fencing. After being recruited into a religious order, he spent the next few years between several of their private schools. In his final year, Lex lost his hand in an argument with a professor over Kryptochlorians. Despite this, Lex was able to achieve a successful business career and even a knighthood. Tragedy struck, however, when a former classmate’s arctic home caught fire during a business lunch, scarring half of Lex’s face. At this point, Lex’s behavior became erratic. When he managed to buy SithCo, the cult that schooled him, he was shunned by the corporate world. No longer taken seriously, Lex started an evil empire and now moonlights with his evil emotronic alternapop band.

Official Website: lexvaderssecretjournal.wordpress.com
Twitter: twitter.com/LexVader

ROUND 1 SONG: “#153 Permanent Unsex”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/lex_vader-153-permanent_unsex.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “Six (I Am Not A Number)”
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CALEB HINES

Caleb became a software engineer instead of a musician because the type of music he likes best went out of style at the end of the 18th century. Self-taught in music theory, he is more comfortable writing a four-part instrumental fugue than he is writing a verse-chorus-bridge song. After discovering the likes of Weird Al, Dr. Horrible, and especially Jonathan Coulton, he realized that “modern music” can be fun too. Now he is on a quest to update, expand, and diversify his musical knowledge and experience. In addition to singing, he plays a whole family of recorders, baroque flute, ukulele, melodica, pretends to play keyboard, and most recently, guitar. He also uses virtual MIDI instruments because a real orchestra costs too much.

Official Website: refactoringmybrain.blogspot.com
Twitter: twitter.com/calebhines

ROUND 1 SONG: “#490 Mr. Nehemiah Bloodwormer”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/caleb_hines-490-mr_nehemiah_bloodwormer.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “Flight 93 – Memorial to Courage”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/caleb_hines-flight_93_memorial_to_courage.mp3]

ZER0GUY

Sometimes two people get together who are destined to make history. Sometimes they are born into the same family. zer0guy is the musical/life-partnership of Jon and Dan Kelly, long time musicians looking forward to placing notes in your head.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/zer0guyband

ROUND 1 SONG: “#237 Dirtbag Dan”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/zer0guy-237-dirtbag_dan.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “203012”
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JONATHAN MANN

My current project is writing A Song a Day (Rock Cookie Bottom), and my former projects include The Last Nympho Leprechaun, a rock opera, The Mario Opera, a rock opera, GameJew, a web show, and The Mushroom Singdom, singing old school video game reviews.

Official Website: www.rockcookiebottom.com

ROUND 1 SONG: “#612 Mr. Barry Screwskull”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/jonathan_mann-612-mr_barry_screwskull.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “The Number Nine!”
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SARA PARSONS

Sara Parsons is a twenty-year-old music composition student from northern California. She participated in Masters of Song Fu #4 and had a blast and met a ton of great people. She hopes she’s better at writing songs than she is at writing her own biography.

Official Website: www.youtube.com/user/sargeantketchup

ROUND 1 SONG: “#573 Miss Miriam Poisonblisters”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/sara_parsons-573-miss_miriam_poisonblisters.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “7.5”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/sara_parsons-7_point_5.mp3]

CHAS LILLY

Chas Lilly is a man that needs introduction. He is geeky but hopefully without being boring. He has been known to write songs about Pluto, Tim Allen, funerals, and everything in between. People often describe his music as “music”.

Official Website: www.youtube.com/friendswobenefits
Twitter: twitter.com/foldsaholic

ROUND 1 SONG: “#567 Mr. Angelo Openjaw”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/chas_lilly-567-mr_angelo_openjaw.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “10 (Things That Made This The Worst Date Ever)”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/chas_lilly-10_things_that_made_this_the_worst_date_ever.mp3]

KYLIE PETTO

My name is Kylie, and I’m your everyday 17-year-old girl with a passion for music. I’ve been writing my own songs since I was ten years old, and nothing is more fun for me than to sit down with my guitar and unwind. I’d like to use Masters of Song Fu to really challenge myself, and hopefully grow as a musical artist.

Official Website: NONE
Twitter: twitter.com/KyliePetto

ROUND 1 SONG: “#141 Devil Anse Doubledirt”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/kylie_petto-141-devil-anse-doubledirt.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “8”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/kylie_petto-8.mp3]

ALEX TAYLOR

I am a young musician who plays trombone, guitar, ukulele, piano, melodica, and a little bit of harmonica. I play everything from rock songs with distortion pedals on ukulele, to rap medleys on piano, to sappy love songs and songs about the internet crashing on guitar. This is my first time in Song Fu.

Official Website: NONE

ROUND 1 SONG: “#604 Suction-Cupped Jonny”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/alex_taylor-604-suction-cupped_jonny.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “i”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/alex_taylor-i.mp3]

GIFTED GEAR

I’m just a kid with a guitar. Sometimes I even play it.

Official Website: NONE

ROUND 1 SONG: “#580 Old Man Hades”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/gifted_gear-580-old_man_hades.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “Eight”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/gifted_gear-eight.mp3]

SIMMBIOSIS

Simmbiosis – three part band. Defies the usual type or brand. A combo bred, in this strange head. The obscene voice the unseen hand. Terpsichore and muse imbued. Perverse perhaps a little rude. Music composed, a life exposed. Giving you all I can exude. Studio C where I compose. Club Bed where I take my repose. Iniquity, safe haven for me. The rest you’ll just have to suppose. To be among this crowd, auspicious. An honor bordering on delicious. Thanks to View Askew, I’ll whip out my Song Fu. And work not to be repetitious, repetitious, repetitious.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/simmbiosis

ROUND 1 SONG: “#646 Hydrostatic Charlie”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song1/simmbiosis-646-hydrostatic_charlie.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG: “Sevenly – The Magnificent Seven”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/simmbiosis-sevenly_the_magnificent_seven.mp3]

DENISE HUDSON

Denise Hudson is doing Song Fu again because last time the contest gave her a rush that she’d never had before. She is thinking this contest will help her further her career in the frightening world, the scary internet (ack!), and in Austin – a city in which there are many Live Music Capitalists of the World. She’s hoping to avoid mixdown mixups, to master her mastering, and hopefully… not become a twittasaurus rex. She’d like to thank her friends – local, national, international, intergalactic, and those from the beyond. Peace, Love, and Grapenuts.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/denisehudson

ROUND 2 SONG: “Four 5ths”
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/05song2/denise_hudson-four_5ths.mp3]

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To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 2 songs, CLICK HERE.

To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 1 songs, CLICK HERE.

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ROUND 2 VOTING

And now, it’s time for the voting. For this round, you can choose your TOP 5 FAVORITE Challenger songs. Be sure to choose carefully. VOTING CLOSES AT 11:59pm EST on SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th. If you are having trouble voting, CLEAR YOUR BROWSER’S CACHE and try again. PLEASE NOTE: This voting system bases voting eligibility on your IP Address. If there are other computers on a home or business network that share the same IP address through a router, it may say you’ve already voted. Unfortunately, there is no way around this, and still be able to prevent ballot stuffing. It’s just the nature of the online voting beast.

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ROUND 2 VOTING – THE CHALLENGERS

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View Results

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ROUND 1 VOTING – THE CHALLENGERS RESULTS

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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TV Or Not TV: 11/30 – 12/6

Filed under: TV Or Not TV — Tags: — admin @ 3:43 am

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Welcome to another edition of TV or Not TV where it’s time to say good-bye to the DEFECTIVE DETECTIVE.

I have to admit that when MONK originally premiered I hadn’t seen it. Thankfully a lazy Sunday and a marathon that first season enabled me to catch up very quickly with the show and I admit that from the pilot on I was hooked.

The most important thing about MONK was that it consistently kept me entertained. Tony Shalloub never had me doubt he was Adrian Monk and I enjoyed every moment of pain that he put into each awkward moment that his character had to endure.  I was a fan of his cab driving character on WINGS however that character seems long faded from my mind as I now, and probably forever, will recognize Shalloub as Monk.

Another actor who always turned in a great performance, and who has had me forget the other character he was well known for, is Ted Levine as Captain Leland Stottlemeyer. In the beginning of the show there seemed to be more annoyance in his dealings with Monk, however over time the characters have evolved and the adoration and respect that Stottlemeyer has for Monk has really come across over the last three seasons. Congrats Ted Levine for finding the role that would shake the recognition Buffalo Bill earned you all those silent lambs ago.

As a show MONK also overcame lots of changes that many shows aren’t able to overcome. The exit of Bitty Schram in the third season as Monk’s assistant Sherona could have sunk the show if fan’s hadn’t embraced Traylor Howard’s Natlie Teeger. Howard’s own pregnancy introduced challenges to the production. Most notable in hurdles to overcome was the unexpected loss of Stanley Kamel as Monk’s therapist Dr. Kroger. Thankfully quality is able to overcome any hurdle and this show did so in spades.

Although Shalloub has said that he feels that eight seasons is enough and he feels good about the end of the series I think if his character were given the option he’d want to go for at least two more seasons. You know, because it’s 10.

Given the return of Dollhouse this week on Friday as well I’m going to be very torn on what I watch live and what I watch on DVR. Given our long relationship maybe I’ll be spending the evening with MONK one last time.

Now that I’m done talking about a fictional detective let’s investigate what this week’s television viewing holds for us.

MONDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: ABC gives us a one-two punch with the classic How The Grinch Stole Christmas followed by the newer and not so classic Shrek the Halls. With a six-year-old I’ll be watching like it or not.

NBC – 8:00 PM: Time to finally say good-bye to Nathan on HEROES, that is if you are still even watching.

AMC – 8:00 PM: Speaking of holiday classics I hope you all might agree that National Lampoons Christmas Vacation fits the bill.

TUESDAY

NBC/ABC – 8 E/5P: There is one good thing about tonight’s Presidential Address, it is forcing NBC to not air The Jay Leno Show. I guess that’s the second turkey the president has repriteved in under a week.

ABC FAMILY – 8:00 PM: Tonight the ABC FAMILY network kicks off their 25 Days of Christmas with the cable premiere of The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. I hope this isn’t setting the bar too low.

NBC – 9:00 PM: Tonight we will finally find out who two out of the three final contestants are on The Biggest Loser.

ABC – 9:00 PM: After a great series finale last season it turns out Scrubs only had a season finale. A few old faces are back to try to beat the dead horse just a bit more.

CBS – 10:00 PM: I have yet to watch The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and I don’t think I’ll be breaking the streak this year either.

WEDNESDAY

ABC FAMILY – 7:00 PM: Some of the most entertaining short films you may never have seen are free for you to view tonight with Pixar Short Films.

CBS – 8:00 PM: Outcasts and misfits alike can rejoice with tonight’s airing of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

FOX – 9:00 PM: There’s only one more episode after this one for Glee so either prepare for a heck of a winter finale or be relieved you won’t be hearing about the show for a while.

DISCOVERY – 9:00 PM: Tonight on MythBusters they test out two myths, inluding Antacid Jail Break. Sounds more like what was going on in my stomach last Thursday.

THURSDAY

FX – 8:00 PM: I think that Deck the Halls will, over time, prove never to be a holiday classic.

ABC FAMILY – 8:30 PM: I remember when The Polar Express first came out the visuals were just creepy. Five years later the opinion hasn’t changed.

NBC – 9:00 PM: Tonight’s episode of The Office is titled Scott’s Tots and Michael has to tell some kids he made a promise too ten years ago that he can’t hold up his end of the deal. At his most awkward is when he is at the best of his worst.

FRIDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: Even though Dollhouse hasn’t been picked up for anything more than this season’s original 13 episode order (I just can’t bring myself to say cancelled), the show is back all December long for 2 hours every Friday night. Strap in for a thrill ride folks.

ABC – 8:00 PM: What better way to promote the upcoming release of The Princess and the Frog than to bundle it in a nostalgic look back at 75 years in Dreams Come True: A Celebration of Disney Animation.

USA – 8:00 PM: If you didn’t watch Monk last week than you can watch the series finale of one of cables most entertaining shows the way I feel it was meant to be watched. Good-bye Adrian and thank you for 8 amazing years.

SATURDAY

COMEDY – 8:00 PM: Two reasons to watch Comedy Central tonight. Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder followed by Hot Fuzz. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?

FMC – 9:00 PM: Yes I can definitely say an airing of Miller’s Crossing may be enough to divert my attention.

USA – 9:00 PM: One night you are airing the series finale of one of cable’s most entertaining shows and the next you are airing I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

SUNDAY

FX – 8:00 PM: If they can have Christmas in July why can’t we have 4th of July in December? If you’re with me than tune in for Live Free or Die Hard.

FMC – 8:00 PM: If last night’s viewing of Hot Fuzz peaked your interest in seeing Point Break again than tonight you are in luck.

ABC – 9:00 PM: Seriously, Wisteria Lane has got to be one of the un-safest fictional places to live. Think I’m wrong? Tonight the Desperate Housewives a plane crashes there.

– If Will Wilkins woke up tomorrow with his head sewn to the carpet he wouldn’t be more surprised than he is right now.

 

November 27, 2009

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #123: Whine And Brine

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — Tags: , , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 8:08 am

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #123: Whine And Brine – Ken & Dana return with a post-holiday argument about turkey choices gone wrong, if you can believe that. Can you believe that? It’s so unlike them! So totally unlike them. At all.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Cabin Fever 81: The Breakdown

Filed under: Cabin Fever — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:40 am

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #81: The Breakdown – The Cabin boys try to discuss podcasting but end up scaring themselves with talk of absolutely nothing. Seriously, none of this makes sense. Aaron cries, Brian feels queasy and you the listener will just feel confused. Or angry. We don’t know yet.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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November 25, 2009

Opinion In A Haystack: Buck Shots Round 3 & THE ROAD Review

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Money Shot (Wikipedia): provocative, sensational, or memorable sequence in a film, on which the film’s commercial performance is perceived to depend.

Buck Shot: moments on which a film’s cheese-factor is based, often underlining the tone of the entire production and providing the viewer with the opposite effect intended.
Round 3: The Wizard of Speed and Time and The Greatest Film Ending Ever (which is a fact.)

(Here’s Round 1 and Round 2)

Taglines:

  • His Life Is a Special Effect…
  • This is the kind of movie you would make, if you had nothing better to do!

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Here at the Opinion In A Haystack Department, we make it our goal to purport the message of “opinion isn’t fact” concerning the world of cinema. This notion is only null and void on a single subject: the greatest film ending ever. Sure, you would have to be some type of megalomaniacal-fizzlebottom drunk on your own power to claim that anything in the world of “art” is “the greatest” (let alone, to use the word “fizzlebottom.”) We are going to go out on a broken limb (glued with oatmeal) and proclaim that The Wizard of Speed and Time has the absolute monopoly on greatest endings ever, with the one ending it has. The unique dilemma, and triumph, of this fact is that the ending doesn’t necessarily take place at the end, nor is it part of the narrative reality of the movie. If we were face to face, here is the subsequent conversation that would take place:

(You reach in your pocket, worriedly grasping your canister of mace.)

“If it’s not at the end, than it’s not the greatest ending.”

“No, I assure you it is.”

“I’m not listening to anymore of this nonsense.”

“You just listened to a whole paragraph of nonsense.”

“How did you know it was a paragraph?”

“I write out all my conversations beforehand.”

“Even what the other person will say?”

“A 1985 Chrysler minivan, gray interior with several apple juice stains in the wheel well.”

“I guess not.”

“It’s the greatest ending, I can prove it; you don’t need to mace me.”

“How did you know I had mace in my pants?”

“Well, you are a mace salesman, and this is a mace factory.”

“An odd place to walk around discussing The Wizard of Speed and Time, hence why I hold my mace in defensive preparation”

“Perhaps if I worked here you would be less aggressive.”

“Perhaps.”

(You proceed to mace me.)

Confusion is probably setting in, which is a perfectly instinctual response we assure you. Director Mike Jittlov is the all-encompassing wizard of speed and time in his movie (you guessed it,) The Wizard of Speed and Time. His 1988 feature film, which took over five years to complete, is his big headed baby. He is the head writer, director, producer, actor, animator, editor and all-around deity of his gloriously bitter film, which tells the story of a special effects filmmaker, named Mike “The Wizard” Jittlov, who is trying to make it in the corrupt corporate world of Hollywood. Surprisingly, it’s apparently based on his real life experiences. The stop-motion animation in this film alone makes it a B-movie rental worth its weight in gold-plated space-diamonds (the fancy ones, usually found in black holes.) Remember earlier, before the mace, when I said that the “greatest ending ever” doesn’t take place at the end nor in the reality of the narrative of the film? Well, that’s because the ending, the one being discussed, is actually Mike Jittlov’s (the character, not the real person. Don’t worry, it gets more complex,) film reel, the effects sequence he makes to prove his talent. Needless to say, it’s a total brain-melting tesla-coil to the eye sockets in style, scope, and content.

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We, at the Opinion In A Haystack Department, came across TWOSAT long before we, I, Bob, started referring to myself as we (weself?) Jump into the wayback-machine and travel to the triumphant age of 2005, where your humble reviewer stood stoic behind the counter of a video store desk grasping for a reason to live. One day, a random VHS tape was chosen for in-store viewing. It had non-sexually nipple erecting cover art:

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Eighty minutes later, my attention unable to be pulled from work, I had stopped watching Mike Jittlov’s peculiar film. Soon, I was awakened from the dark stupor of retail slavery with cries of:

“Bob, are you seeing this? Are you seeing what is happening on screen?”

“REWIND!”

No less then five VCR malfunctions later, the entire crew, all two of us, of the mostly-porn-mom-and-pop video store were mesmerized by the sights and sounds of a wizard running all over the planet spreading his magical “positive” deeds. Have you ever wanted to see night change into day? Poverty into riches? Struggle into fame? Tanks into Taxis?! This is the film sequence for you. Mike Jittlov’s Wizard runs at the speed of pleasantness, his mere presence makes flowers bloom, women become famous, and entire foreign cities explode with sunlight regardless of the possibly severe environmental effects. There’s more blood, sweat, and tears in this one sequence then in all of Michael Bay’s most action-packed nightmares (even the ones where his penis is a refurbished Howitzer that can dance.) Mike Jittlov accomplishes a feat that no known filmmaker ever has or ever will, one that deserves respect, adulation, and many surprise fruit baskets: He made a movie in which a guy slips on a banana peel so hard that he shoots out into space. See for yourself:

A Short Review of The Road

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Plot Summary (taken from IMDB):

A father and his son walk alone through burned America. Nothing moves in the ravaged landscape save the ash on the wind and water. It is cold enough to crack stones, and, when the snow falls it is gray. The sky is dark. Their destination is the warmer south, although they don’t know what, if anything, awaits them there. They have nothing: just a pistol to defend themselves against the lawless cannibalistic bands that stalk the road, the clothes they are wearing, a rusting shopping cart of scavenged food–and each other.

Based on the book (which this reviewer hasn’t read) by author Cormac McCarthy, The Road stars Viggo Mortensen and a vicious world of grime and, frankly, sadness. This post-apocalyptic drama might just be able to wiggle its way into the Oscars unlike most movies concerning its subject matter. The Road is a movie of depression and hopeless existence; it is the story of a father and son being suffocated by no options to survive. There are many films that end on a note of hopelessness, the credits roll right after we learn that the disease has spread, or the asteroid can’t be stopped. This film takes place after that moment. The heroes of the world, the leaders of the planet, already fought the battle with nature, lost, and now we are brought into the story.

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Beautifully photographed with unending grayness, Javier Aguirresarobe’s cinematography perfectly compliments John Hilcoat’s extremely nuanced direction. Our main characters look as though they are about to cry at every moment, and the movie gives us several different reasons why. Everything, everything, is covered in a thick layer of grime, which dampens all the color out of the frames. The dirt, grime, and struggle of this film make it a great companion piece to Werner Herzog’s Rescue Dawn, even though the genres are admittedly very different. The main characters of the film don’t ever let on to their names, they are Man and Boy, which makes it all the more dark, since they both are essentially deer with broken limbs, walking through a world comprised of wolves in the form of cannibals and thieves. Since the movie takes place well after civilization has ended, the cannibals aren’t the mentally-shocked crazies we normally see, they have grown accustomed to this life, killing and eating people is now the norm, which is all the more scary, of course. Robert Duvall gives an almost chameleon-like performance as the “Old Man.” His make-up is so outstanding that the credits are the only way to know it’s actually him.

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The movie felt very truncated at times, which could either be a complaint or a type of praise. While there were many situations that came and went without much fanfare or especially colored reactions from the characters, which is what makes the movie feel so “real.” It doesn’t feel like a movie most of the time, excluding flashbacks, because the action/thematic beats don’t happen at the length and speed of a script we’re used to, especially the ending, to which there is no real build up. While all of this enhances the experience, and while all of the acting and craft of the movie is top-notch, Oscar worthy even, I wouldn’t really recommend it for anyone looking for escapism. It’s one of the best films I’ve seen all year, yet not one I would want to voluntarily revisit too often.

Thanks for reading.

Bagged & Boarded 39: The Breaking of the Fellowship

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #39: The Breaking of the Fellowship – In which Matt and Jesse are in the same room for the last time in the foreseeable future and discuss all the things you could possibly want to hear them discuss. Seriously, it’s your dream episode come true! Enjoy… you.

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November 24, 2009

Musical MySpace Tour #2

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Since my first Musical MySpace Tour article a couple of weeks back my friend requests have upped in speed. They have not, however, upped in quality. I think this is the poisoned chalice of the experiment. There is going to be a lot of crap to wade through before you can get to the diamonds. I’m indeed energised by the poor souls who have offered themselves to be criticised though. I wonder at what point I’ll be getting hate mail.

Anyway, lets get the show on the road. As before, the bands who I subject to my harsh musings here all tried to add me as a friend over at www.myspace.com/aaronhbp. Only bands who send these requests to me will be reviewed. It’s the name of the game!
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myspace-daltonGERARD DALTON
www.myspace.com/gerarddalton

Apparently the guy singing at every wedding I’ve been to got himself a MySpace page.

It’s hard to say a bad word about Mr. Dalton.

You can tell by his singing style that he has a fondness for the cabaret/big band genre of music. His music is genuinely pleasant. His song’s seem to be written with love. This is a grown man putting his music out in the world.

It’s really hard to say a bad word about Mr. Dalton. But I’ll do it anyway.

This is dire. The vocals are all over the place. The music is sloppy. This is exactly what you would hear in a hotel bar on a Tuesday night. He’s a grey velvet suit away from Vegas.

The song’s lyrics are really generic. Dalton’s protest song, “A Simplified Solution”, is laughingly preachy without actually making a point other than “the world is a bit shit really, we should, like, do something about that”. I’m quoting him when I say “we cannot tolerate a simplified solution” well I can’t tolerate this. It’s painfully simple.

I feel bad thrashing this. It feels like I’m taking pot shots at someone’s nice uncle.
However, I have to be honest. This is terrible.

Presentation = 1/5
Content = Quite a few song’s and too many pictures of himself
Music = 1/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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myspace-graysonGRAYSON
www.myspace.com/graysonau

Do you remember Pugwall? It was a TV show in the late 80s in Australia. A teenager and his friends were in a band. They would sings songs about their days and what happened in that or a previous episode. Grayson is also an Australian native and his song “Stand Clear” may have been written by Pugwall’s Orange Organics. It’s naff. Laughable in a lot of ways, especially considering he uses a recording of a bus. Seriously, a bus. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, I’m happy for you but give it a listen. Any Irish person will recognise it.

Outside of that things get better, but not much. This is mostly weak pop musings. The 80s feel carries on. I can imagine him wearing a beret and rolled up sleeves. His actual look is a kind of ginger hobo thing. Friendly, but you’d expect him to scab a cigarette from you outside a pub.

To the guy’s credit, he sounds almost exactly like Savage Garden (which were not my cup of tea but were huge for a while… and Australian, go figure) so I’m sure he’ll appeal to a few people. My biggest qualm though is that his lyrics are too obvious. I like it when musicians draw from their life, it’s something that can both help you relate to and “dig” a song. Brendan Benson is an example of someone who can tell you a story about his day in his songs masterfully. However, when the rhyming scheme is as simple as it is here and when he keeps referring to being stuck in Dublin as an Australian… in every song, we get it.

At least his photographer is decent.

Presentation = 4/5
Content = A respectable amount of songs, but needs at least a video
Music = 2/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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myspace-beatpoetsTHE BEAT POETS
www.myspace.com/beatpoets

If you read the blurbs on The Beat Poets’ page you would get the impression that this Belfast quartet are made for big things. NME, Hot Press etc all have a great word to say. They’ve even had support slots with some good bands such as Sonic Youth and The Chemical Brothers (which seems an odd match). Accordingly, they must be brilliant, right?

There is some quality here. The biggest stand out being Staring Stars Down. It also seems to be the only song that is presented in its entirety as all the others are clipped down in the player. I hate such miserly moves from small bands. From any band, actually. If you put a song on MySpace, put the whole thing up!

After a few listens this does grow on you but I don’t see the hype being justified. It’s all too familiar. Nothing really stands out from anything I’ve heard before. If someone told me these were Kasabian songs, or The Music, or countless others I’d believe it.

Maybe their appeal is in their live performance and this is something that can be hard to capture in recordings. Indeed there are a few bands that I personal consider myself a fan of that just don’t sound the same on CD as they do in a venue. But a good performance can also cover a lot of flaws in songs and so this could be the ugly truth of the matter here.

At the end of the day, The Beats Poets could be worse, yet they could be better too.

On a side note, what is it with people walking away from camera? Their EP cover is the umpteenth picture I’ve seen of someone walking away on a MySpace profile. Keep walking!

Presentation = 4/5
Content = 4 songs is not enough, one video is good to have, too many quotes makes me leave.
Music = 3/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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myspace-naturalcorruptionNATURAL CORRUPTION
www.myspace.com/naturalcorruption

My first impression when I click the page is, well, not good. The “myspacemaster” layout doesn’t fill you with confidence. Let that be a message to all bands out there. If you’re going to put a background on your page, make it yourself. Everyone has at least one friend who can do it for them if you don’t know how. Seriously, even if you’re not a professional band you need to at least pretend and make it look like you are.

The pictures aren’t exactly impressive either. As you can see by the one I chose here, these guys are DUDES. If the only seat in the bar was beside them, I’d stand. It says in the usual place that Natural Corruption are from Long Beach/Queens. I don’t know about the Queens part but they definitely look like they’ve spent a lot of time on a beach drinking beer.

The thing is, despite the fact that they have all these things going against them… I kind of like this.

It reminds me of a lot of stuff I would listen to in my early teens. That testosterone fueled music that is part ska, part metal, part whatever they listened to that week sort of mess.

Don’t get me wrong, it is a total mess. But it’s also fun. It’s played well despite the low grade recordings and you can hear the sweat engrained in everything from playing countless tiny venues, I’m sure. Baby Stay would be the highlight of the offerings here. It’s also the lightest of the songs too, maybe there is something in that.

It’s most likely only the nostalgia clouding my judgement but I feel like there is an honesty in the type of garage band that Natural Corruption is. They’re never going to “make it”. The music simply isn’t good enough. But if they were playing in a bar when I arrived, I’d stay. So maybe if you ever catch them in the same scenario you will too.

I wouldn’t be caught dead with them in my friends list, though.

Presentation = 2/5
Content = 4 songs again but this time it’s probably enough to give you more than you need
Music = 2/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

Party Favors: Hock Till You Drop

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PAWNEE, OKLAHOMA – There’s what it’s worth and then there’s how much somebody is willing to pay for it. The History Channel’s Pawn Stars doesn’t merely give pie in the sky appraisals to people for their heirlooms like the Antiques Roadshow. The Harrison family of Las Vegas’ The Gold and Silver Pawn Shop tells dreamers how much grandma’s wedding ring is worth in cash from the register.

Richard Harrison is the patriarch of the family who founded the store. His son Rick is has grown up in the business. Decades ago he hustled counterfeit designer bags. Now he has to break it to people that their antiques are worthless. Son Corey is learning the ropes while his buddy Chumlee gets tangled up in them.

In anticipation of the new season starting Nov. 30 on the History Channel, Rick Harrison called up the Party Favors to chat about life at the Pawn Shop, breaking bad news and why people can’t pawn their timeshares. We disclose the source of Chumlee’s nickname. Also I get the harsh news about my Hedge Fund that invested heavily in Pokemon cards.

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YES WE DID IT!

People often wonder how much power is there in the Party Favors. We’ve put Amish curses on Blockbuster and Yahoo for screwing us. Can an entertainment column on the internet make positive things happen? We’re proud to announce that the Party Favors Campaign to Get Gordon Willis A Life Achievement Oscar has been shut down. Remember the column when Chuck McCann promised to get the ball rolling at the Academy?

Interview: Chuck McCann

It happened! Willis now has his little golden man. We can proclaim victory in Hollywood.

Willis was the cinematographer on The Godfather, The Godfather, Part II, Annie Hall and Manhattan. What do those four films have in common? Amazing cinematography that wasn’t even nominated for an Oscar. Are we really supposed to believe the cinematography of Earthquake, The Towering Inferno and Murder on the Orient Express was better than his Prince of Darkness’ signature work on The Godfather, Part II? Manhattan was bumped for 1941 and The Black Hole. Remember that you are nominated by your peer group. Thus Willis was the victim of West Coast cameramen bias. This slighting needed to be fixed. Which is why Chuck McCann was begged to put in the good word for Willis.

We don’t know how much Chuck McCann’s effort led to Gordon Willis getting his due, but we at the Party Favors are eternally grateful to him for his help.

They presented the lifetime Oscars at a non-televised ceremony last weekend. This made me feel like Willis had once more been screwed along with fellow honorees Roger Corman and Lauren Bacall. The Academy posted video of the dinner and ceremony on the internet and I was wrong. It was the perfect night. It was about enjoying the company of the trio and not merely the crowd wanting the ceremony to go faster so they can discover if they’re winners. We would have been denied Caleb Deschanel’s tribute with the time constraints of Oscar night. This new ceremony was an evening for careers and fine food to be savored.

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If only it was this easy to get Todd Rundgren into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

BACKSEAT BIKER

On the recent Sons of Anarchy where the guys ended up in jail, they were all so nervous about getting sodomized by other inmates. The bikers should have been more worried about one of their own. Jax (Charlie Hunnam) has a history from when he was a 15 year old having rump ranger action with the mayor of Baltimore (Aidan Gillen) back in Manchester, England. Shocking? Underneath that blond beard lurks the babyface hero of the original Queer As Folk.

In case your curious on seeing the early days of Jax, episodes of his Queer As Folk are now on Hulu at

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi3150774809/

You might not want to watch it with your Hog in the room.

GAMESHOW LEGEND PASSES

We send our condolences to the friends and family of Ken Ober, the host of MTV’s Remote Control. He was ringleader of the last great TV quiz show. There in his parent’s basement he hosted a show with Colin Quinn and Marisol Massey (replaced by three other gals over the years). I truly wanted to be a contestant, but they mainly pulled people out of New York colleges. Spurting out pop culture trivia while sitting in a recliner and flicking a remote is my natural state. In case you need to remember the sheer coolness of the show and Ober’s wit, here’s a clip:

Back in ’87, I had dreams of Marisol caressing my fridge and promising cool CDs inside. I also had nightmares of Colin Quinn stealing my Trans Am. Mostly I had daydreams of Ober shocked as I dominate the dial with my TV knowledge.

Ken Ober will be missed by those who enjoyed a great gameshow. His headshot deserves to be enshrined with the other legendary quizmasters that were on the wall behind him on the wall. Was he buried in a Craftmatic Casket?

DOUBLE THE OFFER!

Because of his money troubles, I’m willing to double by offer to $40 if Nic Cage will play me in my Christmas video. Granted I need to jack up the rate since he’ll have to work opposite a baby. So drop us a line, Nic Cage if you want the tempting gig. There will be turkey and you can work without a toupee to match me. If you’re really good playing me, I’ll toss in the Elvis Trivia Game. Nic, this will look better on your resume than Bangkok Dangerous.

BLU-RAY HEAVEN

Scrubs: The Complete Eighth Season – Blu-ray brings more definition to Zach Braff’s stubble beard. After NBC canceled the show during the 7th season, ABC revived the medical comedy in hopes of transplanting the vital characters. This season would allow Braff to transition off the show and a new group of residents to learn the world of medicine at Sacred Heart. Aziz Ansari started off as the new Turk, but skipped out for Parks and Recreation. Courtney Cox took over for Ken Jenkins as Chief of Medicine. While she’s alluring, she massively cut throat. “My ABC’s” features a visit from Elmo, Grover and Oscar the Grouch. “My Finale” is a two-parter that takes us through what’s supposed to be Braff’s final day at the hospital. Will he get the big send off? The 19 episodes are spread over 2 discs. The bonus features include bloopers, deleted scenes and alternate lines. They also toss in the webisodes. The highlight is a clip show of all the nasty things John C. McGinley has called Braff over 8 seasons. The new season is slated to start Dec. 1 on ABC. Braff is set to appear in half the episodes. So it wasn’t really his finale after all. The 1080p image makes you want to sanitize your hands before pressing play.

DVD SHELF

Hogan’s Heroes: The Komplete Series, Kommadant’s Kollection brings together all six seasons of the greatest sitcom about Nazi POW camps along with a fresh bonus DVD. This is the series that launched the career of Bob Crane as Col. Hogan. Below Stalag 13 is an underground Allied operation that constantly sabotages the Nazi’s latest plans. Col. Klink (Werner Klemperer) has no idea and Sgt. Schultz (John Banner) remains in complete denial. “I see nothing!” is his mantra. Hogan’s crew includes Cpl. Newkirk (Richard Dawson), Sgt. Kinch (Ivan Dixon), Cpl LeBeau (Robert Clary) and Sgt. Carter (Larry Hovis). The 28 DVD set is loaded with fresh extras including an extended version of the pilot with the network introduction. There’s clips of Werner getting his Emmys. Ever wonder how this show played in Germany? There’s an episode with the Allied speaking like their captures. They even have the Mad Magazine spoof. For those who want to see the uncut episodes instead of the messed up versions on TVLand, this boxset is a must buy.

Mystery Science Theatre 3000: XVI (Limited Edition) brings the holidays home with a miniature Tom Servo. First off there’s the Mexican seasonal hit Santa Claus. This might be one of the few holiday flicks to have Santa battling Satan. Talk about the perfect viewing for Christmas Eve. They even include “Santa Clause Conquers The Devil: A 50-Year Retrospective” which gives amazing details about the film’s history and release. Night of the Blood Beast includes the amazing bonus feature of all the introductions of Turkey Day 95 for the MST3K marathon. You can see the movie with the original Turkey Day debut breaks or the breaks that were included with the reruns. Warrior of the Lost World is a out of control Italian action film starring the guy from The Paper Chase and the Bald Woman from Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Prepare your eyes for the glory of Megaweapon! Director David Worth contributes an interview to explain how film was birthed after he’d shot two Clint Eastwood films. The Corpse Vanishes is another first season episode with Josh Weinstein as the voice of Tom Servo and Dr. Erhardt. This Bela Lugosi classic has him as a Mad Scientist that must sacrifice young virgin women to keep his aging wife beautiful. If you want to boost your holiday spirits, get yourself a vat of egg nog and the limited edition version of MST3K: XVI. The mini-Tom Servo looks perfect on top of the Christmas tree.

The Merry Gentleman is Michael Keaton’s directorial debut after three decades of being a movie star. Luckily he used his showbiz connections to hire Michael Keaton to be the lead in his film. He’s an efficient hitman who gets the job done without being flashy. Kelly McDonald (Trainspotting) gets out of an abusive relationship and finds a new life. Their paths cross when he suspects she makes him on a hit. He wants to clean her off the slate to keep her from talking to a police sketch artist. When he puts his sights on her, he can’t quite pull a trigger. Does he aim for her head or heart? They are connected by more than just a crime angle. This is worthy addition to the hitman genre. Keaton has created film that mirrors his patient and low-key assassin. The main bonus feature is a 15 minutes behind the scenes documentary that shows Keaton making his big move behind the camera.

Is Anybody There? gives us Michael Caine without him being a servant to Batman. Edward (Bill Milner) is a young boy growing up in his parents’ retirement home. It’s a world where every few weeks he gets to find another dead tenant. Things aren’t happy. Clarence (Caine) is a magician that moves into the house, but isn’t happy at his elderly fate. He’s still got a few tricks up his sleeve. The kid gets the old man to rejuvenate his act. It’ll be interesting to see if Michael Caine gets a Best Actor nomination since he’s got that Caine charm working when he’s pulling items out of the air. He can still do more than iron the Dark Knight’s cape. Bonus feature is deleted scenes.

My One and Only is part of George Hamilton’s life. Before he achieved an amazing bronze tan and played Evel Knievel, this future icon had a messed up family life. His mom (Renee Zellweger) is a Southern debutant that’s been transplanted to New York City. She gets sick of her cheating band leader husband (Kevin Bacon). Instead of a prolonged divorce, she hits the road with George (Logan Leman) and his brother Robbie (Mark Rendall). The point of the trip is to find a new husband. She finds prospects in Chris Noth (Sex and the City) and Steven Weber (Wings). The film explains how George Hamilton found his true compass. Zellweger comes off credible as the mother of two older boys. This gets my Doug Wilson seal of approval. The DVD is only available at Target.

Humpday is a great small film. Mark Duplass has settled down with his wife, Alicia Delmore. They’re working on having a baby. His old college buddy, Joshua Leonard arrives in town and reminds him of his wild times. During a drunken party, they hear about an amateur porn festival. The blitzed Duplass swears they can win it with a video featuring him and Leonard having gay sex even though they’re not gay. When he sobers up, he still wants to make this project happen and not let it be merely talk. His wife isn’t really supportive. Can they pull off this “gay for first prize” video? Humpday is the bastard child of Patti Rocks. This film shall grow in stature over the years as a charming shaggy buddy flick.

The Canyon reminds us once again of the perils of visiting vacation spots and saving a few bucks by not going as part of a tourist package. Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck) and Eion Bailey are on their honeymoon after an elopement. He dreams of taking his new wife into the Grand Canyon on a mule ride. The thing is you have to plan ahead to get on a legit mule caravan to the bottom of the canyon. The Rangers like to know who is inside the region. Eion hooks up with a grizzled local (Will Patton) who swears he can deliver for less than the official tours. When they get to the canyon floor, the couple discover something else about their guide. This is a pure honeymoon from hell that remind all couples that they should spend those post-nuptial days ordering room service instead of adventuring in the great outdoors.

Melrose Place: Fifth Season, Volume 2 ought to include a U-Haul truck since so many of the regulars depart on these episodes. Grant Show, Marcia Cross and Laura Leighton turn in their keys. Which makes me ponder, did they get back their security deposits or did all the debauchery stain the carpet? Moving into the complex is Alyssa Miano. Still running the place is ball buster Heather Locklear. She makes sure things don’t get too normal in the 14 episodes over 3 DVDs. Actually in the final episode Laura Leighton has a bit more dramatic departure than just driving off for her honeymoon in “Who’s Afraid of Amanda Woodward?” Strangely enough, she and Heather Locklear are now on the CW’s revival of the series.

Beverly Hills, 90210: The Eighth Season is all about Kelly and Brandon’s wedding. The gang have now gotten out of college life and are into the real world. Or as real of a world that can handle Ian Ziering’s hair. The season starts with Donna dragging everyone to Hawaii. Near tragedy hits when Kelly gets shot by a drive-by shooter in the LAX parking lot. She recovers with a nasty bit of amnesia. This memory loss helps them grow as a couple cause she can enjoy his sideburns like the first time and without memories of Luke’s sideburns. The 30 episodes are spread over 7 DVDs. Only two more seasons left till the tale of the zip code is completed. Season 9 is slated for Feb. 2.

Janky Promoters reunite Friday‘s Ice Cube and Mike Epps, but instead of just hanging out and smoking weed, they’re two hustling concert promoters. After working on the low as Janky Promoters, they get their major chance at the big times when they book Young Jeezy. If they can work his concert right, they might be able to go legit or at least not be viewed as slime. It’s nice to see Ice Cube playing a character that doesn’t seem like it was originally written for an Eddie Murphy kiddie movie. You should watch this with a chilled bottle of St. Ides.

Kobe Doin’ Work: MVP Limited Edition is an extended version of Spike Lee’s documentary on the Lakers’ star point guard. He has dozens of cameras focused on the player for a single game. The concept is lifted from Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait. In that film, French soccer hero Zidane is only heard by what he says on the pitch. However Spike let Kobe narrate the video and it’s ultimately a man who is in love with his own publicity. We don’t get a fresh examination of the star who only a few years ago was fighting a rape charge (which was settled out of court) and is now sold as America’s new sweetheart. Spike allows Kobe to control the ball and the narrative. For a non-Kobe fan, this is rather annoying. Maybe because TNT cameras are always focused on Kobe during a game, there’s nothing major revealed about his style or demeanor. Bonus features include a video from Bruce Hornsby and an ESPN behind the scenes of the extensive cameras at the game. This is ultimately a sloppy wet kiss from Spike to Kobe that will please Lakers fans. It includes his trading card.

TV Or Not TV: 11/23 – 11/29

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Welcome to another edition of TV or Not TV where I’m just plain confused thinking about LOST.

In case you didn’t hear last week the premiere date for LOST’s sixth and final season has been set in stone on February 2nd, 2010. After we just encountered the trippy time travel season I have to chuckle at the fact that the season premiere is on Groundhog’s Day, which is now a day almost synonymous with the time repeating day from the movie of the same title. I’m sure this is completely coincidental and if not the choice of the day has to be completely tongue in cheek.

Even thought his next season coming up is the final season it probably will be one of the most confusing as well. Unfortunately I am one of those Internet addicts that just can’t seem to stay away from TV news spoilers so I am unfortunately aware of scenes that have been shot for the final season, partly due to my appreciation of Ryan and Jen’s THE TRANSMISSION podcast, and I really hope some of what I’ve learned turns out to be a very elaborate and expensive prank performed to throw Internet snoops off. Sadly reality dictates that this isn’t likely.

I’m not actually going to talk about some of these things that I’ve learned and instead I’m going to set them all aside and pretend that I don’t even know them. Instead I wanted to talk a little bit about possibilities. Where could this all possibly go based on what we saw and what we know? How will this new season possibly start and where will the time travelling LOSTies that were thrown back to the 70’s find themselves after last season’s finale? Also be forewarned, if you haven’t seen the fifth season of LOST and plan to this will ruin things for you so you may just want to skip ahead to the TV listings.

As those of us that watched the season finale we know that two distinct things were going on at once. We had a story unfolding in 1977 and we had a story unfolding in 2007 (as well as a bunch of flashbacks to the mysterious JACOB popping up in the lives of the show’s characters at some point or another, but that part we don’t need to focus on). The events of one story actually lend to some of my thoughts on the other story. I suppose I should actually get into the dissection now, huh?

The first big question that everyone has, after seeing the finale, is if setting off JUGHEAD at the future location of the SWAN station successfully somehow changed things for everyone in the future? The principal that I think they were trying to play out with this line of thought was that the INCIDENT that tapped into the strong electro-magnetic anamoly that would necessitate the need to further dissipate the energy from that anomoly every 108 miniutes would be undone. No one would have to enter the numbers into the computer, DESMOND wouldn’t have to be there to accidentally not enter the numbers on time and OCEANIC FLIGHT 815 wouldn’t be hit with that same energy and crash on the ISLAND. Cause and effect, right?

If we take the above theory to be true, the ripple effects that occur bend my brain and make me feel a little wonky. If OCEANIC FLIGHT 815 never crashed on the ISLAND than none of the events that we have seen up to this point have transpired. No WALT getting snatched off a raft, no LOCKE being obsessed with opening the hatch, no OCEANIC 6 getting off the ISLAND right before BEN turns the frozen donkey wheel and starting the time hopping on the ISLAND. The time travelling not happening is probably one of the most important elements because it means that no one goes back in time, BEN doesn’t get shot by SAYID and possibly never joins THE OTHERS since he had no wound to be healed. Could all of this possibly happen? Can all that we’ve known be undone in a flash of solid white light?

For the long time LOST viewer I don’t really have a solid answer. The fifth season proved that the writers and producers of the show really are capable of taking this show in any damn direction that is possible. I think that there are also certain hints that this isn’t the exact direction that they will be taking the last season of the show based on the story that was occuring on the ISLAND in the “present” story line set in 2007. LOCKE (or Evil Locke, Un-Locke or whatever you want to call him), SUN and FRANK are all on the ISLAND in a future where they are handed a photo from 1977 showing their friends as members of the DHARMA INITIATIVE. This means that they are living in a time line where their friends have already bene back to 1977. Whatever events that happened in 1977 have already transpired in their past, they have played out because it’s already 30 years later. SUN is still on the ISLAND looking for JIN when she’s handed that picture so she’s already been through her entire ordeal. I have to cling to this as the item of hope that they won’t try to do an entire reset for the last season. To be honest this show always has so much going on I really don’t think I can handle any new information.

Now that I’ve pontificated about nothing important at all let’s get on to something else in no way important… this week’s TV offerings!

MONDAY

CBS – 8:00 PM: During this time of year we get to enjoy many holiday television traditions and it would appear that How I Met Your Mother is starting their own as we get another year of Slapsgiving2: Revenge of the Slap.

NBC – 8:00 PM: I may have broken up with Heroes a little too soon since tonight the most awkward family Thanksgiving will be happening at the Petrelli home. How do you handle eating dinner with the woman that covered up your own death while dealing with having a serial killer stuck in your head? I’m sure if they can get to dessert it will be fine, pumpkin pie cures all.

TLC – 9:00 PM: After many seaons and an entire year of tabloid torture the series finale of Jon & Kate Plus 8 is finally here. If this means I never have to hear the name Jon Gosselin again I’ll be happy.

TUESDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: Just when things on V are getting really good ABC does what any good network does: put the show on hiatus until March. Didn’t hurt Prison Break their first season though.

NBC – 8:00 PM: It’s the contestant’s last week on the ranch on The Biggest Loser so be sure to bring a tissue because this will be a real tear jerker.

WEDNESDAY

DISC – 7:00 PM: Even though some of it are repeats there’s nothing like four hours of MythBusters.

FOOD – 7:00 PM: In a panic about how to prepare your bird for the big day? Procrastinators out there may take something away from Dear Food Network: Thanksgiving Turkey.

NBC – 8:00 PM: If Tuesday’s showing of The Biggest Loser wasn’t enough to guilt you ahead of time for Thanksgiving than this special Where Are They Now? edition won’t help much as we see the people that have kept the weight off, and the few that haven’t.

THURSDAY

NBC – 9:00 AM: Two years ago the entire nation was Rick Rolled by the Cartoon Network float at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. What will happen this year? Based on the AMA’s let’s hope Adam Lambert won’t be on a float.

FOX – 8:00 PM: It would appear FOX is putting on their own holiday tradition with another holiday showing of Night at the Museum.

SCIENCE – 8:00 PM: In case you can’t wait for the gourd tossing goodness of Punkin Chunkin 2009 than you can watch Road to Punkin Chunkin to get the mood started. It’s so nice to see a competition where the nerdiest and the dirtiest of mankind can get together, isn’t it?

USA – 9:00 PM: It’s the first official season airing of the newer holiday classic Elf.

FRIDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: I still haven’t seen the edited-for-television cut of The 40-Year Old Virgin. Is it like 20 minutes long?

CBS – 9:00 PM: The whacky life of Medium continues as Alison is suddenly in a coma and her consciousness is trapped into the body of Jeffrey Tambor (Hank from The Larry Sanders Show). Better yet, he/she insists on staying home with the JOE and the kids. Hopefully he/she doesn’t want to spoon.

HIST – 8:00 PM: It may not be a holiday classic but there’s something to be said about Surviving the Holidays with Lewis Black.

SATURDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: If you missed Merry Madagascar than I’d recommend catching it this time around, especially since it is immediately followed by one of the best super hero movies to date: The Incredibles.

ABC FAMILY – 9:00 PM: One of the Peanuts specials that I used to look forward to every year as a child was Snoopy, Come Home. If you are in the mood you can catch this as well as A Boy Named Charlie Brown two hours prior at 7 PM.

USA – 9:00 PM: If you didn’t catch Elf yet this week this is your last chance until… well, next week I’m sure.

SUNDAY

ABC FAMILY – 8:00 PM: A cunning canine protects his owner’s home from two bumbling thieves in The Dog Who Saved Christmas. So is this HOME ALONE with a dog?

CBS – 9:00 PM: The dog theme continues as a mentally challenged man tries to find every pooch a home for the holidays in A Dog Named Christmas.

HGTV – 8:00 PM: Even though there is no dog directly involved their may be a shot of a guy in a PLUTO costume in Behind the Magic: Disney Holidays.

– Will Wilkins wrote this with visions of turkey and stuffing dancing in his head.

November 23, 2009

Nocturnal Admissions: 2012 versus THE BOX

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions,Reviews — Tags: , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:47 am

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Roland Emmerich is the Irwin Allen de nos jours, and his new film, 2012, is an anthology of disaster films past. It’s got a bit of Volcano, of Earthquake, of all the Airports, and even When Time Ran Out, not to mention The Bible, at least the part about Noah. But unlike those earlier films, 2012 is primarily a comedy. Sure, serious things happen, such as the near demise of the earth and the deaths of billions of people, but the story is told with a certain measure of wit, a wink to the audience that says this is all for fun. When you see elephants being hauled by helicopters to a modern ark, or when someone says, “I’m not going to let anything come between us,” immediately before a fissure opens up on the floor before him, you have to realize that the director and his fellow credited writer had a Hitchcock-Psycho attitude to their material. Unfortunately, 2012 runs out of gas about halfway through the film, just like the subject of its disaster machinations.

It’s hard to figure out why. Even if you don’t like the film, and many don’t, the tale does move swiftly for the first half, and there are a lot of laughs and last minute escapes to keep one preoccupied. But the first half takes place in the sunshine, and in suburban residential areas, and in vast forests emblazoned first by the sun, and then by noxious fireballs. The second half, like The Poseidon Adventure, takes place at sea, mostly inside, and way too often in the dark. On the other hand, maybe the first half of our movies are always better. Maybe filmmakers should start conceiving their narratives from the back, moving forward, instead of the more common other way around.

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2012 is essentially an animated movie, and like most animated films these days it tells the story of a small clique of beings who are trying to rescue someone. In this case, it is divorced novelist Jackson Curtis (John Cusack), trying to ferry his two kids and his ex-wife (Amanda Peet) ““ and her current boyfriend ““ to a secret site hosting escape ships that he heard about from a looney conspiratologist radio broadcaster (Woody Harrelson). This means flying out of Los Angeles as it crumbles and into Yellowstone National Park before it goes up in flames, and thence to China before it is consumed by water. I would also say that the second half of the movie, besides being sluggish, if not inert, is not as easy to follow as the first half.

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At root, 2013 is a zeitgeist movie, less important in and of itself as another indice of the culture’s preoccupation with the end of the world, from the debate over global warming to the subjects of numerous movies such as The Road and TV shows, some already cancelled, others such as Flashforward ongoing. In that regard, it is interesting how much of the emphasis falls on black characters, from the opening scientist, to the president, to the fact that in the end Africa becomes, once again, the birth of civilization. On the other hand, end of the world movies have been around as long as the 1950s, and even the racial thing isn’t particularly new, if you’ve seen The World, the Flesh, and the Devil.

2012 makes an interesting contrast with The Box. Both are apocalyptic, though The Box is more subtly so. At the same time, The Box is a quirky intricate “small” film with none of the identifying marks of a big budget tent pole film like 2012.

boxposterRichard Kelly does not make “normal” movies, that is, films in the style or manner of the day, and especially not the cookie cutter style of storytelling found in most studio pictures or CBS police procedurals. The better art films, on the other hand, follow either the style of, say, Terence Mallick’s Badlands, which is also the new “international” style, somewhat distanced from the action and often visually beautiful and about “real” people, or they follow the juiced up musical Scorsese style of Mean Streets.

Kelly’s films are much different. Because they obey no known cinematic style, not even the Miramax-indie style of minimal locations and novelty casting, his movies can discombobulate viewers who are expecting at least some semblance of the same old thing. Like David Lynch or Guy Maddin, he films to the beat of a different drum, one so different that the viewer has to be educated in the language of the film itself. Donnie Darko puzzled viewers though many were intrigued, enough to start a cult. Southern Tales has its defenders but was widely viewed as a misstep, an uneven production, though it was very much in the spirit of Donnie Darko, though on a broader canvas, bigger scale. Worst of all for the regular viewer, Kelly doesn’t feel inclined to explain the metaphysical mysteries his films traffic in.

Take the crazy scene in which teacher Norma Lewis (Cameron Diaz) is browbeated by a student into showing why she limps. There are a lot of things “wrong” with this scene. It is unlikely that someone would let a conversation go in this direction. It is unlikely that a teacher would allow herself to be so humiliated by someone in her class. It is unlikely that the student would be so aroused by the spectacle. Or that the other students would stand for it, or at least not express some reaction to the incident.

Other questions arise. Why does the dean of Norma’s school get a nosebleed? Why does that humiliating student end up at a family celebration at Norma’s parents’ house? Why do the nosebleeds become epidemic? How does the babysitter Dana (Gillian Jacobs) suddenly become psychic? Who is the strange disheveled guy watching Norma?

Unfortunately, most people these days have a high disregard for other human beings and would have no trouble pushing the button. So the existential debate between the couple can spark impatience in the modern, cynical viewer who will say to herself, “Damn the other person, press the button and get the million dollars, and see what happens!” After all, someone somewhere in the world is going to die anyway whether or not the Lewises push the button.

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The Box is based on a story by Richard Matheson, perhaps the most inventive science fiction writer ever, but Kelly has taken the material back to the strict suburban world of Donnie Darko, its tree-lined lanes and big houses and expensive wedding receptions and its working government employees and professionals. Kelly has also added a strain of The Day the Earth Stood Still and maybe even Close Encounters of the Third Kind. But another important book is sociologist Erving Goffman’s Stigma, which is an examination of our reaction to visible and cultural disabilities in ourselves and others, and how the stigmatized have internalized the “normalcy” of the society in which they live and in a sense take its side against themselves. Arlington Steward (Frank Langella), the man who proffers the box, and the deal of a million dollars to the Lewses, has a ghastly facial wound. Yet though Steward shocks Norma when she first sees him, the man with this stigma in this case, unlike in conventional society, is the one with the power. Norma’s stigma has made her, it seems, less trusting of others. At school she teaches Sartre’s maxim that hell is other people. In the end, it is Norma, the stigmatized one, who must be eliminated. It turns out that the box is a form of enormous metaphysical chain letter.

The Box gets a little hard to follow in its second half. After a series of endeavors to change fate, things end up once again at the Lewises house, with the couple sitting across from the agent of the box. And thus most of the events in the film are explained. Or not, depending on one’s sense of horror. The “end of the world” as envisioned by Kelly takes place one suburban household at a time.

November 21, 2009

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #122: Turkey Daze

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — Tags: , , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:01 am

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #122: Turkey Daze – Ken & Dana return with a pre-holiday free-for-all that winds up fixated on brining. And other stuff, of course, but still – lots of brining. And potatoes.

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