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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 11/18/11: TARDIS To Go

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Jon Pertwee’s 3rd Doctor finally escapes his banishment to Earth and travels into space in the new-to-DVD adventure Doctor Who: Colony In Space (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). Okay, so he doesn’t really escape – more like the Time Lords who banished him there in the first place decide they need his help to stop The Master from getting his hands on a master weapon, so they send the TARDIS (with The Doctor and companion Jo Grant) to a bleak planet in the 25th century to stop him. Bonus materials are plentiful, including an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted footage, and more.

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    When I was a kid, so very long ago, hand-propelled paper airplanes were perfectly fine. For today’s kids, something more is needed – such as Power Up ($19.99), which provides a battery-powered propeller to those simple paper planes. How great is that? GREAT.

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    I love how the DVD revolution has made it possible for just about every TV show you can imagine to wriggle out of the woodwork and get a release. Case in point – the complete run of It Takes A Thief (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$199.98 SRP), a late 60’s show about a suave cat burglar-turned-spy (Robert Wagner), who travels the globe playing his trade in service of the US government. Bonus materials include an extended version of the pilot, interviews, coasters, a repro 35mm film cell, and a collectible booklet.

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    I think the announcement of its arrival in a definitive high definition collection was both a surprise and a delight to diehard fans, but I’m sure the latter outweighs the former now that they can lay their grubby little paws on their very own copy of Farscape: The Complete Series (A&E, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$199.95 SRP). As if all 88 episodes in high-def weren’t enough, the 20-disc set ports over all of the commentaries, deleted scenes, profiles, featurettes, and promos of the original Starburst editions, PLUS adds a brand-new retrospective documentary and the much-desired Farscape Unleashed special. Are you a fan? You want this set, and you want it now.

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    One of the most iconic movie musicals ever produced makes its high definition debut in grand style, as West Side Story (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) looks and sounds absolutely pristine. As if the restoration weren’t enough, this new edition ports over all of the great bonus features found on the DVD collector’s set from a few years back.

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    It’s flawed in many ways and suffers from an inadequate budget for its lofty concept, but there’s quite a bit of charm that makes Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) worth watching in this new 15th anniversary edition, which features a new audio commentary and introduction in addition to the bonus features from the original DVD release.

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    It was brilliant seeing League Of Gentlemen’s Steve Pemberton in the grim and gritty crime drama Whitechapel: The Ripper Returns (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), which finds a copycat killer stalking London’s East End in the 21st century.

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    Celebrate its 25th anniversary with a brand new special edition of Sam Raimi’s classic schlock horror film Evil Dead 2 (Lionsgate, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$14.99 SRP), newly available in high definition and packing in a clutch of new featurettes and an audio commentary.

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    If you’re a history buff, you’ll probably be as fascinated and gripped by the remarkable color footage you’ll find, presented for the first time in high definition, found within the WWII In HD Collector’s Edition (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$69.95 SRP). The 4-disc set contains a view of the second World War that few have seen. Bonus materials include a pair of feature-length specials, featurettes, and character profiles.

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    For the kids in your life, this week brings Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Space Adventure (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), which finds Mickey & friends blasting off and exploring outer space. What’s better than Donald Duck in space? Not much, my friends. The disc also includes a never-before-seen bonus episode.

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    MGM has dipped into their library for a trio of titles to get the high definition treatment, including the original, much much better version of The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), Tom Selleck in Quigley Down Under (MGM, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), and Gregory Peck & Charlton Heston in Big Country (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP).

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    And speaking of MGM dipping into their library, they’ve also unleashed a new clutch of titles from their MOD Limited Edition Collection, including the Morey Amsterdam comedy Don’t Worry, We’ll Think Of A Title (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98), Joe Don Baker & Burgess Meredith in the suspense thriller Golden Needles (MGM, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98), Charles Durning in Where The River Runs Black (MGM, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98), and Barbara Eden in the biker flick Return Of The Rebels (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP).

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    It doesn’t hold a candle to the original UK series, but the first season of the American Being Human (E1, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.98 SRP) is enough if a quirky, fun adaptation to at least warrant a look. Beyond that, it’s up to you. Bonus materials interviews, featurettes, and the San Diego Comic-Con panel.

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    Underappreciated in its day and largely overlooked today, if you’ve yet to see the short-lived Michael Mann series Crime Story (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), this complete series box set is the perfect way to dive into this gritty world of the Chicago Police Major Crime Unit in 1963, starring Dennis Farina as the hardened lieutenant Mike Torello. The set also contains the 2-hour pilot episode.

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    It was only a matter of time before History Channel fond a way to make a spin-off from their popular Pawn Stars, and the one they chose was to focus on the gent that show had doing restorations on the antiques brought to the show. So with American Restoration (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP), you get to see Rick Dale and his crew cleaning up the rust and rot on many an item.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 9/3/10: iGo On The Road

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Instead of nice comprehensive sets, Nickelodeon continues to parcel out their new iCarly releases as single disc clutches of episodes, the latest of which is iCarly: iSpace Out (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), which contains the titular 3rd season episode in addition 5 more, plus a bonus episode of Victorious.

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    Hey, so you know how much you love the original Star Trek, and all of its wonderfully stylish props? And how you always wanted some of them for your very ownself, preferably at a reasonably low price? Well, you can get your very own light-up and sound-effect capable Star Trek Tricorder ($49.99). See? All better now.

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    After a disappointing, featureless jump ahead to release the 20th anniversary season over a year ago, the proper, feature-laden thirteenth season of The Simpsons (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) arrives on DVD with the full range of audio commentaries on every episode, deleted scenes, featurettes, animation showcases, galleries, commercials, and more. And, in a first for these early seasons, a Blu-Ray edition ($59.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    Doctor Grumpy McSourWooster returns in the compete 6th season of House (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), which features 21 episodes full of exotic diseases, last-minute diagnoses, and perfunctory cures, all wrapped up in a bitter, argumentative bow. The 5-disc set contains audio commentaries, featurettes, and an exclusive short. A Blu-Ray edition ($74.98 SRP) is available with identical bonus features.

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    Chronicling a turbulent, deadly decade in Yorkshire England, the 3 films that comprise the Red Riding trilogy (MPI, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) are an epic, Once Upon A Time In America look at a town that that’s torn apart by Thatcherism, crime, corruption, and plain old human misery. Taken as a whole, they’re a bitter, yet compelling, dramatic pill to swallow. Bonus features include interviews, featurettes, deleted scenes, and interviews.

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    When it comes to ABC’s new comedies last year, the one I liked the most was Modern Family. The one that left the least impression on me was The Middle (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP), which plays like a watered down version of Modern Family – which is a shame, since stars Neil Flynn and Patricia Heaton are quite capable of doing much more than the writers are giving them. Hopefully, the second season will pick up the slack. The 3-disc set contains all 24 1st season episodes, plus a pair of featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    In what must the 50th home video edition, Sam Raimi’s gory, goofy low-budget indie horror flick Evil Dead (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.97 SRP) arrives in high definition, looking better than it has in the past, but still clearly rooted in its cheapie past. Bonus materials include a new audio commentary, featurettes, a make-up test, still gallery, theatrical trailer, and TV spots.

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    Its failure really isn’t surprising, as Flashforward (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) contained a cutesy sci-fi gimmick – the whole world passes out and sees the future before regaining consciousness – and simply couldn’t sustain an interesting story after the pilot. It also didn’t help its chances that ABC pulled it off the air for what seemed like ages halfway through the season. So this 6-disc box set is the complete series, sporting audio commentaries, featurettes, interviews, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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    It was during the 4th season of Brothers and Sisters (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP) that I began to think that the show was losing steam and perhaps the writing was on the wall for cancellation. Well, the show did get renewed, but there’s certainly plenty of stress fractures, and it doesn’t help that it’s also Rob Lowe’s last season. The 6-disc set contains deleted scenes, a pair of featurettes, and bloopers.

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    Michael Caine returns to his touch as nails roots in Harry Brown (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$30.95 SRP) as an unassuming man living in a dangerous, drug-riddled neighborhood who decides on enacting his own brand of justice after his good friend is killed by local thugs. Bonus features include an audio commentary and deleted scenes.

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    It’s fine as it exits now, but watching the first season of Parenthood (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), I can’t help but think it would have been made that much better if Maura Tierney had been able to take on the series, instead of having to drop out for medical reasons. Regardless, the complete first season is now available, featuring audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and a featurette.

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    With all of the undead glut of late, you might have forgotten that there’s another show about vampires that’s coming to DVD – the first season of The Vampire Diaries (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), featuring a pair of fanged brothers both chasing after a dead ringer for the girl they loved 150 years prior. The 5-disc set contains all 22 episodes, plus audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Contest Round-Up: 2010-08-26

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with HarperCollins Entertainment, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of Phill Jupitus’s GOOD MORNING NANTWICH: ADVENTURES IN BREAKFAST RADIO.

    In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of iCARLY: iSPACE OUT on DVD.

    In conjunction with Anchor Bay Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of EVIL DEAD on Blu-Ray.

    In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of CELEBRATED WOMEN OF COLOR FILM COLLECTION on DVD.

  • Win EVIL DEAD on Blu-Ray!

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    In conjunction with Anchor Bay Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of EVIL DEAD on Blu-Ray.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September 15th.

    Enter the contest!
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    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/16/09: Boosh Is Mighty

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Those fans that have only experience the butchered editions of weird and wonderful The Mighty Boosh that have been running on Adult Swim need to run – not walk – to their favorite DVD emporium and snag copies of the new-to-the-US unexpurgated editions of The Mighty Boosh seasons 1-3 that have now been collected into the massive Mighty Boosh Special Edition DVD set (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP). The 7-disc set is loaded with all of the bonus features from the separate releases – including featurettes, commentaries, bloopers, & oddities – plus an exclusive 7th disc with a documentary, a Q& A, deleted scenes & outtakes from the pilot, the Paramount channel Zookeeper sketches, Bob Fossil Audio, Live Night links, and more.

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    During my mother’s recent cancer battle, she spent her final week at home. While at home, I set up a pair of Laser Stars Projectors ($169.99), directed at the ceiling, for her to be able to see. With their green laser stars and a brilliant blue nebula display, all of which are in constant, soothing motion, it hopefully helped to ease her final days.

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    After 10 years spent off the air, wandering the wilderness of feature film development, the crew of the mining ship Red Dwarf return for a brand new adventure in Red Dwarf: Back To Earth (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). Made for the UK digital network Dave, the 3-part story is made to play like a small-scale feature film, and the digital look certainly plays to that. The endeavor is largely successful, but it makes the same error of the later series by forgetting to be as funny as it used to be. If, as suspected, this was a backdoor return to new production, here’s hoping Doug Naylor takes that to heart if things move forward. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, a making-of documentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, web videos, an easter egg, and smeg-ups. A Blu-Ray edition ($29.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    The most brilliant parodies always come from a place of deep understanding – and often affection – for the particular thing being parodied. Such is clearly the case with Peter Kay’s brilliant send-up of reality talent competitions whose full title – deep breath – is Britain’s Got The Pop Factor And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP). Every single aspect of those viewer-voted, panel-judged talent shows are skewered with a straight face and skill that those unfamiliar with Kay (who stars as contestant Geraldine McQueen) might well believe that it’s all true. Fun, funny, and highly recommended. Bonus features include the follow-up special, judges’ commentary, music videos, and trailers.

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    The Warner Bros. Archive Collection does it again, this time releasing The Joe McDoakes Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.95). The 6-disc set contains all 63 shorts starring George O’Hanlon (who would later voice George Jetson) as the titular protagonist, who spends each short comically trying to master the various skills or activities that are the short’s focus. If this sounds familiar, the Disney studio did a take-off on these starring Goofy. Billy West turned me on to these McDoakes shorts, and it’s fantastic that Warners has made them available through their On-Demand catalogue service. Get this set. Now.

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    Really, the nifty on-demand catalogue service The Warner Archive Collection is the only way we’ll get the short-lived and rather mediocre but fascinating sci-fi series Genesis II (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.95), from creator Gene Roddenberry. It’s the tale of Dylan Hunt, a man who awakes from suspended animation 154 years in the future to find the world decimated by war and torn between the peace-loving Pax and the militaristic, mutant Tyranians – and both want Hunt to choose a side.

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    I was one of the Disney fans who marveled at the clarity that the restored Platinum Edition of Snow White revealed, making the film look like it was made in the last 10 years – not 70 years ago. Well, the new high definition Diamond Edition of Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) trumps even that stellar presentation. I can’t imagine it looking or sounding better than this. The 3-disc special edition also includes a standard DVD, plus bonus features including an audio commentary, newly-discovered storyboards for a possible sequel, behind-the-scenes featurettes, a look at Walt’s Hyperion Studios, and more. This truly is the edition to get. And watch.

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    You can have your fancy, expensive, often bizarre, more faithful, Tim Burton-directed version of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, but I will always, always love and prefer Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (Warner Bros., Rated G, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP), starring Gene Wilder as the titular confectioner and featuring songs that still play in my head, almost 30 years after I first saw it. Now, just when other classic catalogue titles are getting heir high-def treatment (Hello, Wizard Of Oz), Warners is also dropping Willy Wonka – and it looks & sounds a treat. Bonus materials are essentially ported over from the standard DVD special edition, including a making-of documentary, an audio commentary with the Wonka kids, a vintage featurette, sing-along songs, and the theatrical trailer.

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    I’ve gotta say – I really & truly love the amazing, unique, and altogether nifty pop art books that Abrams Comicarts have been putting out – their entire selection of which is worth a look see. Case in point is the new Toon Treasury Of Classic Children’s Comics (Abrams Comicarts, $40.00 SRP), which features a selected reprinting of vintage comic book stories chosen by Art Spiegelman & Francois Mouly. By vintage, I mean everything from Disney Duck stories by the great Carl Barks to C.C. Beck Captain Marvel. It’s a wonderful tome.

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    Oh, and also from Abrams, have a look-see at Boilerplate: History’s Mechanical Marvel (Abrams Image, $24.95 SRP), which presents the fictional yet photographically & artistically documented story of the world’s first robot solider. Created in 1893 and winding his way through history like a metal Forrest Gump, it’s a fun look at an alternate reality that’s lovingly crafted.

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    Originally created for IMAX theaters, Dinosaurs Alive! (Image, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP) is exactly the type of short, poppy educational film you’d expect to see at your local natural history museum. It’s pretty snazzy in the home theater, but probably blew audiences away in IMAX.

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    After a lapse in copyright that allowed it to move from Warner Bros. to Paramount, My Fair Lady (Paramount, Rated G, DVD-$19.99 SRP) gets a new special edition release that doesn’t quite live up to the lavish 2-disc special edition previously available from Warners. This new single-disc contains an audio commentary, vintage featurettes, Audrey Hepburn’s original vocal tracks, a featurette, trailers, and a Rex Harrison radio interview.

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    Slowly but surely, we’re catching up on the releases of Gordon Ramsay’s excellent cooking show, The F Word (BFS, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). The third series brings us a whole new crop of celebrity guests, celebrity cook-offs, remote ingredient locales, and much more. The 3-disc set contains all 6 episodes.

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    You know, I’m not entirely sure it hasn’t been forever since the last season release of the still-classic, still-hilarious Mary Tyler Moore Show (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). However long it’s actually been, it certainly seems like forever, but now we’ve finally got the 5th season to dive into and laugh heartily at. Now where’s season 6?

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    I have nothing against the Shannon Doherty years of the low-rent “reality” candid camera frightfest Scare Tactics (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), but it’s the 3rd season introduction of new host Tracy Morgan that’s really made the show a guilty pleasure – and more fun than it ever managed to be previously. The 2-disc Uncensored and Too Hot for TV set contains the first half of the season, plus bloopers and extra footage.

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    Even though I find the show the dramatic equivalent of beige paint drying, I still find Patricia Arquette watchable in Medium (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$60.90 SRP). The 5th season is more of Arquette’s psychic mom Allison Dubois helping a an investigative team that’s never seen an episode of CSI solve crimes. The 5-disc set features all 18 episodes, plus behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    Reflect on an incredible body of work by a much-missed actor with the new Paul Newman Collection (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$89.98 SRP), which collects in one package the special editions of 13 of Newman’s films for Twentieth Century Fox, plus a 136-page book packed with photos and information. The included films are The Long, Hot Summer, Rally ‘Round The Flag, Boys!, From The Terrace, Exodus, The Hustler, Hemingway’s Adventures Of A Young Man, What A Way To Go!, Hombre, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid, The Towering Inferno, Buffalo Bill And The Indians Or Sitting Bull’s History Lesson, Quintet, & The Verdict.

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    It’s quite rare when I actually enjoy a romantic comedy, only because the plot developments are as obvious as a truck on the side of your ear, so it really comes down to a decent enough script and a good clutch of actors to pull the whole thing off. With The Proposal (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, DVD-$39.99 SRP), the tale of a Canadian boss of an American company trying to arrange a quickie marriage to her assistant in order to stay in the US only works because the leads in question are Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds, and they manage to pull it off. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, an alternate ending, and outtakes. A Blu-Ray edition ($44.99 SRP) is also available, which adds an exclusive deleted scenes to the bonus features from the standard DVD.

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    Does anyone actually enjoy The Hills (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), and not just state at the sheer idiocy on display, mouth agape? Do you know anyone who does? For those people, the first volume of the 5th season will probably be on their “pick-up” list, with special features including featurettes, deleted scenes, and interviews.

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    As you might expect, the soundtrack to Drew Barrymore’s roller derby flick Whip It (Rhino, $13.98 SRP) is packed with more punk rock tracks than you can shake a stick at, featuring everyone from The Ramones to .38 Special (with the folks like Ravonettes and The Breeders thrown in for good measure). Spin it.

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    I really have no other ammunition with which to recommend the CG-animated special Gotta Catch Santa Claus (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) than to say it has the genius masterstroke of casting William Shatner as the voice of Saint Nick. Genius, right? Genius!

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    At the end, the show was a shadow of its heyday high, but the cast of Married With Children (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP) could still elicit a laugh based on talent alone. The 3-disc eleventh season set features all 25 episodes, but zero bonus materials.

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    Sam Raimi decided to abandon the tepid Spider-Man movies and return to form with the schlock-happy horror of Drag Me To Hell (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) that finds a young woman on the wrong side of a gypsy curse that will literally drag her soul to hell unless she can find away out of her bind. Simple, right? Bonus features include production video diaries.

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    Will Ferrell’s big screen take on the schlocky Sid & Marty Krofft Saturday morning classic Land Of The Lost (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is equal parts faithful and not-so-much, in that goofy, Brady Bunch Movie kind of a way. It’s all got a bit of a wink and a nudge as Ferrell’s has-been scientist Dr. Rick Marshall finds himself & two companions (Anna Friel & Danny McBride) wrong-turned into the titular prehistoric (and Sleestack ruled) land. Bonus features include an audio commentary, featurettes, and deleted scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.98 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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    I can’t tell you just how much I really, really don’t like the live action How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$28.98 SRP). Now in high def with a bonus of the standard DVD edition, it’s just an awkward affair made even more regrettable when one sees the wonderful animated adaptation of Horton Hears A Who and inevitable turn your mind to what Grinch could have been in those hands, and not Ron Howard’s.

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    I think the final product has been a mixed bag, with none shining too terribly brightly, but if you’re keen on buying the recent animated direct-to-video movies starring your favorite Marvel Comics superheroes, you can now get the whole lot in the Marvel Animation set (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). The 6 films included are Ultimate Avengers, Ultimate Avengers 2, Next Avengers, The Invincible Iron Man, Doctor Strange, & Hulk Vs.

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    It’s frustrating that Year One (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$28.96 SRP) is such a fertile subject for comedy so ably mishandled. The subject is a skewed, History Of The World Part I look at 1 AD, focusing here on a pair of serendipity prone guys (Michael Cera & Jack Black) who leave history in their wake. And, sadly, some not sharp enough comedy. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available, containing an unrated version of the flick, with identical bonus materials.

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    I’ve never been a fan of Oliver Stone’s violent social commentary Natural Born Killers (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$20.98 SRP), but those interested in the flick will probably want to check out the unrated, extended director’s cut, featuring a new introduction from Stone. The 2-disc set also contains a new featurette, an audio commentary, and the previously available deleted scenes, Charlie Rose interview, alternate ending, and featurette about the storm around the film’s release.

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    Before you gawp at the live action flick, take in the classic animated version of Maurice Sendak’s Where The Wild Things Are (Scholastic, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP). The disc also includes an addition quintet of Sendak tales – In The Night Kitchen, Alligators All Around, Pierre, One Was Johnny, & Chicken Soup With Rice (a personal favorite).

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    Do people still watch Nip/Tuck (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP)? I was never a fan, but I know there were plenty that tuned in to the soapy tales of the brothers cut-cut. For those of you still on the bandwagon, here’s the second volume of season five, which also features a bonus featurette.

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    If you’re not able to drop the cash for the more expensive Spotlight collections, or just want a nice sampler, then you’ll want to check out Tom and Jerry’s Greatest Chases: Volume 3 (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which contains another 14 classic cat & mouse cartoons.

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    I tried desperately to avoid obvious swimming metaphors to talk about this title, but in the end, I lacked enough willpower to refrain from saying you should dive right in to the Esther Williams: Volume 2 collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). The six films contained this go round include Thrill Of A Romance, Fiesta, This Time For Keeps, Pagan Love Song, Million Dollar Mermaid, & Easy To Love. Extras include vintage short subjects, cartoons, and musical outtakes.

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    Sensing it had been far too long since a new release and that brand awareness might be slipping, MTV has dug through the hall closet to scrape up enough material to fill Jackass: The Lost Tapes (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), featuring much material previously unreleased, deleted, censored, or just there.

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    I certainly tried, but I could never find enough of a toe-hold to get interested in The Legend Of The Seeker (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP), a coming-of-age sword & sorcery series about, well, The Seeker, his companions, and their rolling battle against an evil sorcerer. You can give it a spin yourself with the complete first season, featuring audio commentaries, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Trailer Park: DRAG ME TO HELL

    By Christopher Stipp

    The Archives, Right Here

    So, I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

    And now, you can follow me on TWITTER under the name: Stipp

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    LAND OF THE LOST – SCREENING

    Who here is from Arizona?

    Who has some time next Tuesday to see a screening of LAND OF THE LOST, starring Will Ferrell and Danny McBride? I have passes galore for some lucky Quick Stop Entertainment readers so if you’re going to be around please shoot me a note at Christopher_Stipp@Yahoo.com and I’ll make sure you get in.

    For those of you who are still in the dark about the film, here’s a breakdown:

    Space-time vortexes suck.

    Will Ferrell stars as has-been scientist Dr. Rick Marshall, sucked into one and spat back through time. Way back. Now, Marshall has no weapons, few skills and questionable smarts to survive in an alternate universe full of marauding dinosaurs and fantastic creatures from beyond our world – a place of spectacular sights and super-scaled comedy known as the Land of the Lost.

    Sucked alongside him for the adventure are crack-smart research assistant Holly (Anna Friel) and a redneck survivalist (Danny McBride) named Will. Chased by T. rex and stalked by painfully slow reptiles known as Sleestaks, Marshall, Will and Holly must rely on their only ally – a primate called Chaka (Jorma Taccone) – to navigate out of the hybrid dimension. Escape from this routine expedition gone awry and they’re heroes. Get stuck, and they’ll be permanent refugees in the Land of the Lost.

    Based on the classic television series created by Sid & Marty Krofft, Land of the Lost is directed by Brad Silberling and produced by Jimmy Miller and Sid & Marty Krofft.

    Doctor Who S4 - The Next DoctorDR. WHO?

    People love their Dr. Who.

    While I could never get into it in the way a lot of you do I just received this in my in-box and thought I would share with the fellow geek community if you didn’t already know.

    I remember being in 8th grade and having a friend who was REALLY into it. Even then I could see it was a really important series to some people so I figure this is my way of helping out a contingent of people who have a deep reverence for this program. I am equally a fan of BBC America and think that the programming on that channel whips the tar out of 90% of our own domestic network offerings (Check out Skins, people…Seriously…) so I like to help when I can. Without any ado here is the release…

    U.S. PREMIERE OF DOCTOR WHO SPECIALS ON BBC AMERICA

    – BBC AMERICA premieres five specials from TV’s longest running sci-fi series –

    New York, NY ““ May 28, 2009 ““ BBC AMERICA today announced the acquisition of five new specials from Doctor Who, television’s longest running science fiction series and a global phenomenon. The deal gives the cable channel the exclusive first window to the Doctor Who 2009 Specials (4 x 60), the final four adventures of the tenth Time Lord played by David Tennant. As part of the same deal, BBC AMERICA acquired the 2008 Christmas Special, The Next Doctor featuring David Morrissey and Dervla Kirwan. It will air Saturday, June 27, 2009.

    The first of the 2009 specials, Doctor Who: Planet of the Dead, premieres in July. As a London red bus takes a detour to an alien world it forces the Doctor (Tennant) to work with the extraordinary Lady Christina (Michelle Ryan, Bionic Woman). But the mysterious planet holds terrifying secrets hidden in the sand and time is running out as the deadly Swarm gets closer.

    “The outstanding quality of the Doctor Who scripts from Russell T Davies and the on-screen dynamic that David Tennant brings to the role are a magic combination for our viewers. Russell’s spin-off series Torchwood is already our highest rated show on the channel and I know the fans will follow these new specials with equal passion and support. We’re thrilled to bring this iconic show to BBC AMERICA, home of the best British sci-fi programming on television,” says President, BBC Worldwide America Garth Ancier.

    Doctor Who: The Waters of Mars is the second special and along with the two additional untitled specials will premiere later in 2009 and early 2010.

    Building off the successful Supernatural Saturdays programming block, Doctor Who will be leveraged across multiple platforms including Doctor Who: Planet of the Dead, the first Doctor Who DVD to be released on Blu-ray, shortly after the U.S. broadcast premiere.

    The writers are Russell T Davies and Gareth Roberts (The Sarah Jane Adventures) with Executive Producers Russell T Davies and Julie Gardner (Torchwood, Life on Mars). It is a BBC production and distributed by BBC Worldwide.

    drag-me-to-hell-posterDRAG ME TO HELL – REVIEW

    David: Have you seen the movie, Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

    Anna-Maria: No. It is good?

    David: Oh, I’ve got to tell you, I love this film. It had passion and a plucky spirit. And, the characters had integrity, like when Leatherface went on that strict diet of human flesh, he had to cut out chicken and fish completely.


    Francis “Chainsaw” Grimp: Dave, I agree with you. I’ll go a step further, sure Leatherface, he wore a mask made out of human skin, and he hung people on meat-hooks, but hey, we’ve all got quirks, I got ’em, you’ve got ’em Dave, that’s what makes this character so, so compelling. Thumbs up for me.

    David: Same here.

    Francis “Chainsaw” Grimp: To sum it up, I’m Chainsaw . . .

    David: I’m Dave.
    Francis “Chainsaw” Grimp and David: Will see you . . . At the Movies.

    – SUMMER SCHOOL, 1987

    It was a tenuous peace at first but, Lord, did I almost have to look away by the end.

    When first we meet Christine Brown (Alison Lohman), a beautiful heroine if ever there was one, not strikingly gorgeous nor feeble and weak as so many other films would have made her, she’s introduced as a bland loan officer who works for a one-dimensional boss by the name of Mr. Jacks (played pitch perfectly by David Paymer). Christine and her weasel of a co-worker are vying for a promotion within the small bank where they work.

    The seemingly bland and head-scratchingly inane set-up had me wondering momentarily whether I had walked into a movie that would be just yet another entry into the horror genre this year (think MY BLOODY VALENTINE, FRIDAY THE 13TH, et al.) where spectacle is being used as a replacement for genuine thrills and chills. DRAG ME TO HELL separates itself from its predecessors precisely at the moment when we meet Mrs. Ganush (Lorna Raver). Decrepit, frail and overtly disgusting she is everything that Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees as of late are not and that is unnerving. Raver is perhaps the one linchpin in making this film far more original than cliché; I have no qualms at admitting that merely reflecting on her role in its entirety still raises little bumps of flesh on the back of my neck. She is played with the right amount of camp and eerie sensibility.

    The movie has such a basic and forced beginning, you almost start wondering what the hype is all about, that when things start getting fantastical it thrusts the film’s hum-drum reality into a sphere . Much of believing in this character’s universe, obviously, goes to director/writer Sam Raimi and his brother Ivan Raimi for establishing such a compelling premise. What’s more is that the two of them seem to be operating at a level that is not meant to be demeaning or insulting and, point of fact, are playing around in a sandbox of fundamentals. Fundamentals with regard to getting at what makes a good scare, to not having one jump out of your skin moment but to pummel you continuously with them at any one time, creating one-note characters (read here: Justin Long’s parents, Lohman’s boss, co-worker) who only help to serve the spooky vibe of the film and not take away from it, wrapping absurdist comedy up within moments that shouldn’t have it and, finally, how to keep you locked in and keyed up to what’s happening.

    All of these elements come in to play continuously throughout the film but when Lohman is thrust into the cursed world of the Lamia through a quite disconcerting battle between her and Mrs. Ganush there couldn’t be a more precise distillation of all these elements into one prickly scene that, if you are fully on-board with the movie, properly punches your ticket into one of the best reasons to be in the theater this summer. From the fight to the eventual curse that is put upon her this is beats out any battle you’ll get in the month of May from any other blockbuster playing at the multiplex.

    As the film progresses you can’t help but feel a strong connection to the story. Sam and Ivan deserve the kind of credit that you would give to an author like Stephen King but the ruse is that they’re not like Stephen, and this isn’t meant as a slap, they’re more on par with Richard Matheson or authors like him. The story feels small, intimate, powerful. Some of the best horror fiction, for me anyway, always centers on the personal and individual circumstance. There is no room for sprawling narratives in these stories and this movie should be applauded for keeping things tight. As it weaves its reality, Lohman employing the help of soothsayer and psychic Rham Jas (Dileep Rao) to deconstruct what she needs to do in order to unsaddle herself from the eventual demise that is coming for her. Rao is given a bit part, for sure, but his presence in this film is quite entertaining as he provides the push needed for the events to unravel as they do.

    Justin Long, for his part, plays his role better than anyone in his position has a right to as it is just a role that you see in countless other horror films where you have to have the sensitive significant other who has to sympathize, but not necessarily do anything about, the present condition of the protagonist. It’s a throwaway role, almost, but Long is delightful as the concerned boyfriend who can’t do anything about his lady’s impending doom and, almost like Rao, only serves the plot when needed. In terms of leanness and scales of economy, taking a page from writers who are good at not adding anything that doesn’t serve the plot, there isn’t a wasted character or needless inclusion of a hot best friend, a little kid or any number of other insignificant elements that drag some horror films, and their pacing along with it, down.

    It’s about here where talking any more about the film’s cracks, crags and nuances would only serve to spoil what should be experienced as cold as possible. The thrill of this film is not knowing too much about what is to follow, expecting and knowing where a scare is coming from only defeats the great triumph of the Raimis. Sam has managed, SPIDER-MAN 3 be damned, to actually go back to what made him such an endearing element to independent horror fans. I will however make note of the scene where Lohman needs to visit a graveyard where she expects to rid herself of the foul curse that saddles her soul.

    Lohman’s moments in the comedically stereotype that is a Raimi graveyard is played with the kind of ferocity, brutality, excitement and sexiness (the delicately brushed away mud splash on her porcelain white skin was a nice touch) that I came to love and fear in a similar moment in POLTERGEIST during a pool scene many here should know all too well. The gross-out factor is compounded by a few things but, again, the moment is tinged with both abject horror and farcical humor in a blend that deserves not to be spoiled by anyone much less me.

    And, it should be mentioned, you may not notice the work Sam does with sound and music throughout but he deserves kudos here as well. He pays attention to the way sounds move within the speaker field and Christopher Young’s excellent and chilling score only helps to accentuate the action on the screen.

    DRAG ME TO HELL is a wondrous film going experience that not only reminds you why horror can be so much more than just updating it to satisfy the torture porn sensibilities of young moviegoers who demand their horror to be brutal. The Raimis give the kind of scares that are worth so much more than the quick cuts, slick production values and ostentatiousness of films in its genre. The movie reads like a delicious short story that you want to read again just so you can see if it hits the same high points.

    If ever there was a reason to get out and enjoy a movie with dozens of others, if only to hear the squeals and screams of others in attendence, DRAG ME TO HELL is it.