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May 23, 2010

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Phil Plait

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a bit of a chat with astronomer, writer, skeptic, and blogger behind Bad Astronomy, Phil Plait….

Hope you enjoy…

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May 22, 2010

Opinion In A Haystack: MacGRUBER

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MACGRUBER

A mostly-spoiler-free, mini-review. (Don’t worry, I’ll let you know where the spoiler is!)

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I really LOATHE the saying “just leave your brain at the door” when trying to defend the likes of Transformers 2 and films of that nature. The proper response is “When people tell me to shut off my brain and have fun, I tell them I can’t because my brain is where I have fun.” (I got that from Eric Lichtenfeld.) While that is a genius response to a bonehead declaration, I don’t think turning off your brain should often apply to silly comedy, even though most act like it should. Film snobs, net elitists, and message board trolls want every film to be Pulp Fiction or The Dark Knight. Genre, passion, intent, and goals are all bunk ideas compared to how much a movie looks to fall into the very slim category of what they consider is GOOD. It has to be serious, be dark, and most importantly not trying to have any fun. This POV can help to evaluate certain films with certain tones for sure, Transformers 2 attempts to take itself seriously, which in turn reveals its wretched hatred of its audience. How come this is also always heaped on comedy? Sure there are a lot of soulless dead comedies, made without passion or care.

However, is it a crime to be passionate about being silly, vulgar, and stupid on purpose?

Can you not see the difference between the filmmakers of G-Force, Madea Goes To Jail, Old Dogs versus those of MacGruber? Have you truly lost every single ounce of your funny bone to the point where something DEFINING ITSELF AS A COMEDY, starring COMEDIANS and written by COMEDIANS just makes your vagina fill up with even more sand? It’s a sellout piece of shit right? THEN WHERE IS ALL THE PRODUCT PLACEMENT? (not that the lack of product placement proves anything…but seriously, this movie had none, how is it selling out?) It doesn’t make you an idiot to laugh at something silly or stupid, it doesn’t make your degree of “taste” bottom-out if you admit that a film that isn’t “Pulp Fiction-y” made you giggle. Are you saying that Albert Einstein and/or Stephen Hawking never laughed at a fart? If they did would they then be stupid? NO!!! So please, take that clichéd stick out of your ass and just try, for five minutes, to openly laugh at something you humorless prick. (by the way, I was wearing a Pulp Fiction shirt to the screening of MacGruber. I love Pulp Fiction.)

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Every review, EVERY REVIEW, on the net is going to go to great detail describing the history of Saturday Night Live movies, the reviewer’s relationship to them, why they suck, and how Wayne’s World and The Blues Brothers are the only exceptions to the rule. Why? Yeah, it’s a character from SNL, so let’s compare it within and only to that group, does that fully make sense? Why can’t we just compare it to action comedies in general? I was very relieved to see the one review plastered on the poster “The best action comedy since Beverly Hills Cop.” It was a bit of a shock to see someone actually looking beyond SNL and seeing MacGruber for what it is, a movie, not only an SNL movie.

Classifying what exactly MacGruber “is” is most certainly a task within itself. A MacGyver spoof, “˜80s action parody, comedic drama? Either way, one thing is for certain, director Jorma Taccone, star Will Forte, and writer John Solomon love, love, love “˜80s action films. MacGruber isn’t so much an expanded sketch about MacGuyver’s doppelganger as it is a very direct (more so than say Hot Fuzz) send-up of 1980’s action film making. The twist of course being, what if John McClane, John Rambo, or Michael Dudikoff from American Ninja was a bumbling idiot who somehow slipped through the system and was known as the greatest warrior the military ever crapped out? The genius of this silly flick is just how straight it’s played. Will Forte and Kristen Wiig are the only buffoons to be had in the whole of the movie, everyone else, from Powers Boothe to Val Kilmer is coming right out of a dead serious action tent-pole. This approach, while confusing to some, actually earns the laughs in much more mature way, even when the laughs consist of poop jokes. I’ll admit to feeling like I was the only one laughing at a lot of the “ultra serious” moments, perhaps I went in with the “action parody” angle more than others, I wasn’t looking for a skit.

***SPOILER ALERT*** For example, when MacGruber digs up his own coffin, left over from his faked death, to get a change of his MacGruber clothes, in the pouring rain, whilst heavily dramatic music is playing, I was no good. ****END SPOILER ALERT**** Sure the piss and sex jokes are funny and well executed (for piss and sex jokes,) but it’s the quiet action-film-moments that I think will give the movie legs beyond its shock value.

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Is it funny? Oh hell yes. Forte is giving 190% of himself in every frame. I know the guy has his critics, but if you are someone who questions his talent, I say that is your right, but to question his dedication is a bit absurd. Kilmer plays an over-the-top villain with a subdued demeanor, his eccentricities are absolutely hilarious, yet won’t hit everyone’s funny bone as they are executed very dry. Powers Boothe, great as always, isn’t “hamming” it up for the camera, he’s dead serious as ever, treating MacGruber with a verbal respect he’s done nothing to deserve. Kilmer and Boothe, along with straight man Ryan Philippe are the rock solid anchors to the film and it works. That, alone with Taccone doing his best to replicate the tone of Rambo takes it a few notches beyond a compilation of idiocy.

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The movie does have its flaws, a few jokes will fall flat for some, and there is scattered problems with pacing that keep it from being a completely successful “action” film on its own, without the comedy. The second stroke of genius is how they beefed up the character of MacGruber. The skit might as well be considered a ghost (a boner ghost?) when it comes to giving any feedback to Forte’s hero, and they didn’t let themselves become slaves to the source. It’s not 90 minutes of MacGruber blowing up. No, instead they turned him into something more than a buffoon, he’s a clinically psychotic egomaniac who, when pushed, actually gets things done. Without going into much further detail, there are several moments in the film, funny moments too, where you realize that Mac is quite possibly disturbed to the point of it being darker than you’d ever think a comedy like this would take it.

“Bob, is it worth the price of a ticket? I have 7 kids, my wife just left me, and my arthritis makes walking feel like a bucket of nails is being siphoned into my knees caps.”

If you normally dig the type of humor on display here, if you can still watch “˜90s comedies and “˜80s action movies and be fully entertained, I say open your wallet and de-clench your anus for 90 minutes. If you hate it, I give you full permission to send me novel-length hate mail every day for the next 10 years without a single complaint from this side of the screen (as long as you’re cool with letting me post the letters under a section of my column entitled “SEARING HATRED FROM THE UNDERSEXED.”)

That’s all for MacGruber from me, Thanks for reading, and please send all hatred to the comments section below. Please Note: the preferred format of hate comments is that of Haiku, experimental limericks, and/or nonsensical mountain-man-speak with heavy cursing.

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May 21, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-05-21

Filed under: Articles — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:00 pm

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Soapbox: Finding Your R Spot

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How To Pick The Best Place To Read

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aa20reading20owlI’m going to take a slight sidestep with this week’s article, because instead of looking at books, I am going to look at the reader. And more specifically, where a reader devours books, and what makes that space so special.

Now, I’m not claiming to tell people where the best place to read is, because that sort of thing is purely subjective. What works for some may not for others, as my own experiences will show you. However, in order to comfortably and easily read books, there are a few elements that are essential. And for many people, they have one place that is their “reading spot”, where they go solely for the purposes of reading.

The seat

I use the word “seat” merely because it’s the easiest to describe what I mean. This doesn’t mean chair exclusively, because I know many people who choose not to sit in a chair. Some people may find an old log, a bean bag, or even their bed as the comfiest place to rip through a few chapters.

What I have learned, through sometimes painful experience, is that you need a bit of support from what you lie or sit on, especially if you are planning a marathon reading session. Something that will offer your back a bit of support, but is also cushioned enough to be comfortable for hours at a time. That’s why I’ve always wondered why schools use those butt-aching plastic chairs for pupils. Surely they aren’t conducive to creating a productive working environment?

For me it’s my couch. Yes it’s not very exciting, and in fact, completely obvious, but I honestly don’t enjoy reading anywhere else as much. This is because of one of my requirements: I have to be able to put my feet up, either tucked behind my bum, or on the coffee table (yes children, when you are a grown up you are allowed to put your feet on the furniture!!) or stretched out, practically lying down (as long as the cat hasn’t comandeered the other end). And it has an arm, another of my must-haves. I am quite a lazy person, and the thought of holding a book in front of me for several hours makes me tired, let alone actually doing it. But I find having an arm to rest my elbow on takes away some of the fatigue long time reading can bring.

And couches are comfortable. They are designed to be sat on by people for long periods of time, so have cushioning but underneath firm frames that stop your back from giving out.

But I have a friend who swears by reading at the bottom of an oak tree. He has a specific tree (god help the council if they ever decide to chop it down!!), which he feels has the exact right grooves in the trunk into which he fits. He assures me that it is the most enjoyable place he reads, but to me, the thought of leaning against a solid hardwood doesn’t make me think good thoughts. (No comments from the cheap seats please.)

The key to a good seat: Am I comfortable and supported?

The lighting

How many of us can honestly say they have NEVER attempted to read a book in bad light? Be it trying to get a chapter finished before the sun goes down, or reading by torchlight under your duvet when your mum’s told you it’s time for bed. Or have you tried to create a romantic, ambient setting to match your current Mills and Boon by lighting candles around the room? Every single one of these examples is bad for your eyes and can stop you from reading as much as you would like because your eyes get tired from squinting or you end up with a headache.

Ideally, wherever you read should have a clear and bright light source. If you are outside, this may result in you having to move indoors as the sun sets, or if you are lucky enough to have a front or back porch to sit on, invest in some lighting you can put on at dusk. Indoors, a lamp next to your reading space or a central light is essential.

I myself don’t like direct light shining on my book, so I have a light shade that throws the light upwards and away from the page. For me, having a light shining straight onto the text makes it too bright (I’m one of the many who has a degree of light sensitivity in my eyes, so too much brightness can result in headaches that register 4.5 on the Richter). It also stops glare on white pages.

I’ve never used those little reading lights that clip onto the side or top of the book and illuminate the page without causing a nuisance to your bedmate or fellow passenger on public transport, but I can’t imagine they provide enough light.

Oh, and another point, don’t be like me and attempt to read using the light from the TV. You only end up making yourself crossed eyed and having to go back and re-read everything the next day anyway!!

The key to good lighting: Can I see the words on the page clearly, without shadows on the page and without squinting?

The table

Some people may be questioning whether or not a table is really a reading essential, and I concede sometimes it’s not. However, for many people, reading involves bookmarks, coffee, maybe some cake, cigarettes or a nice glass of wine (my reading experience personally involves all of the above). And they all need to go somewhere.

For couch/armchair readers like myself, sometimes the arm of the chair does the job. But I have covered myself, the floor and the sofa in too much cigarette ash for that to be a good choice anymore. (Plus, have you ever tried balancing a wine glass on a circular arm? Doesn’t go very well, let me assure you.) And it’s too easy for a bookmark to slide down the side of the cushion and join the old mints, £3.65 in change and an old newspaper in the no man’s land under the couch cushions.

Or many people put their stuff on the floor. I find bending down a bit of a distraction mid-read, so for me it’s no good.

Nope, as mentioned earlier, I go for the coffee table, which can hold all my things and I can put my weary feet on it.

The key to a good reading table is: Does it hold everything I need and is it within easy reach?

Indoors or outdoors?

Ahhh, now here’s a divisive topic. Right off the bat: I hate reading outside. I’m not a very “outdoorsy” person, and I live in Scotland where it’s only warm enough to read outdoors two months of the year. I like the comfort of being inside, away from people, away from insects and most importantly, away from bird shit, as I have this long-running fear that if I stay in the one place outside for too long, something will eventually take a crap on me.

But I understand that other people feel a connection with nature and the great wide world outside the front door. And it definitely has benefits: You can work on your tan while reading, you are getting fresh air, and you can take in the beauty of your surroundings while reading. And the noises (a topic we will explore soon) can help you settle into the book. Oh, and reading in a park can allow for a bit of people watching (I especially like watching local footballers training).

The key to indoors or outdoors: Am I scared of bird crap?

The sound

Background noise can complement or completely ruin a reading experience, depending on what that sound is. The sound of workmen digging up pipes right outside your window, for example, isn’t the best sound to accompany a good book. But the right song/album/natural noise can enhance the experience, and actually allow the reader to become more engrossed in the story.

To give a brief example: I like to listen to the same album throughout a book. For me, I usually find an album that captures the themes or tone of a novel and go with that. It also helps me create a sense-memory aspect to the situation. If I hear one of the songs, I am taken back to what happened in that book. I did this with the Twilight books. I was reading and decided I need some music to set the scene. So I flicked through my iPod until I came to Dido’s Life For Rent, which I realised would fit in with some of the themes of the book (the album deals with relationships, the end of relationships, moving on, those sorts of things) and used that. Now for me, that album will be associated with the books, and whenever I hear it, my mind is instantly and involuntarily drawn back to specific moments from the book, and how I felt reading it.

And some people prefer silence to read. Noise can provide as much of a distraction as a tool, so sometimes it is better to just switch everything off and focus solely on the words on the page.

The key to sound: What won’t distract me, or lessen my reading experience?

So there you have it, my guide to finding your perfect reading spot. Ultimately, what the whole issue boils down to is what works best for you.

Please feel free to let me know where you like to read, and what you need around you to enjoy a good book by emailing alldunn_katy@yahoo.co.uk

Katy Gordon

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Mike Phirman

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with one half of the musical comedy duo Hard ‘N Phirm – shortly after the debut of his solo album THE VERY LAST SONGS I WILL EVER RECORD (PART 1) – Mr. Mike Phirman

You can pick up his new album at www.MikePhirman.com

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Weekend Shopping Guide 5/21/10: We All Love You Gamera!

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

While the MST3K version is still near and dear to my heart, it is fun to see the restored original Gamera: The Giant Monster (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP) in its DVD debut, sporting an audio commentary and a retrospective featurette. It’s a giant turtle, for criminy’s sake!

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Matt Smith’s tenure as the new Doctor on Doctor Who isn’t the only change that producer Steven Moffat has wrought – there’s also a brand new Sonic Screwdriver ($25.99). Gone is the rather plain blue-tipped model, replaced by a spring-loaded, green-tipped contraption with a LED light and sounds.

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One of the things I eagerly await is the arrival of a new volume of classic Charlie Brown & co., and The Complete Peanuts: 1975 to 1976 (Fantagraphics, $28.99 SRP) certainly doesn’t disappoint. In fact, if anything, things go a bit surreal, which Robert Smigel points out in his introduction. This also marks the halfway point in these collected volumes.

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You know what other book always delights me when it arrives? A new installment in the wonderfully awkward misadventures of dim-witted detective Frank Burly, courtesy of author John Swartzwelder (writer of 59 episodes of The Simpsons). The latest is The Last Detective Alive (Kennydale Books, $15,95), and I suggest you pick it up at the same time you pick up the previous 6. Right now. Go on… I’ll be waiting for you. Seriously… Go. I’ll be here. Go get those books.

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There’ve been plenty of young actresses tackling vintage royalty in recent years, but a gold crown to Emily Blunt’s portrayal of a young Queen Victoria in the appropriately named The Young Victoria (Sony, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP), which finds the inexperienced young monarch asserting her control while falling head over heels for Prince Albert. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted/extended scenes.

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There’s many a stand-up release that comes down the pike where I merely shrug my shoulders and say, “Eh.” And then there’s the new release from Reggie Watts, Why $#!+ So Crazy? (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD/CD-$15.95 SRP), which is like a laugh-out-loud reminder of what stand-up should be all about. You know… Funny.

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With The Spy Next Door (Lionsgate, Rated PG, DVD-$29.95 SRP), Jackie Chan has been converted into a toothless family film star, a fate that befell The Rock just a few short years ago. In this flick, Chan plays a spy. Who lives next door. And baby-sits he neighbor kids. And stuff happens. Bonus features include a pair of featurettes and a blooper reel.

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It’s by no means a bad film – in fact, Invictus (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is actually a rather rousing tale of Nelson Mandela’s plan to bring together the fractured post-Apartheid South Africa via the country’s rugby team, captained by Matt Damon. Morgan Freeman is a stirring Mandela, but there’s something about the film that feels very by-the-numbers/Rudy-esque. Bonus materials include picture-in-picture commentary, a trio of featurettes, and the theatrical trailer.

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I still haven’t figured out what I think of The Jeff Dunham Show (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) and the titular man behind its puppet co-stars. The materials can be crass and a bit too Carlos Mencia for my tastes. Bonus materials include an unaired sketch, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and a blooper reel.

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A trio of cryogenically frozen astronauts return to an asteroid-devastated, rough-and-tumble post-apocalyptic Earth 150 years in the future in Gene Roddenberry’s Strange New World (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.95), the latest vault release from the Warner Archive Collection. Hey, it stars John Saxon!

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What doe Tom Selleck, Yul Brynner, Leonard Nimoy, and Sam Elliott have in common? They all star in at least one of the three movies contained in Warners Louis L’Amour Western Collection (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which contains The Sacketts, Catlow, & Conagher.

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If you were to make the It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World of romantic films, it would be director Garry Marshall’s Valentine’s Day (New Line, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which throws dozens of actors into a slew of plots that all hang together into some kind of narrative collage dealing with love and the titular holiday. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and a blooper reel.

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You know the Warner Archive is dedicated to fulfilling every obscure nostalgic wish when they release Kid ‘N Play’s Class Act (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.95). Yes – you heard me right. So all of those fans of HBO-friendly comedy and impossibly tall hair now have a purchase to make.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Trailer Park: PULLING JOHN, YESTERDAY WAS A LIE, THE MESSENGER, GIGGLE GIGGLE, QUACK, RUNAWAY RALPH

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The Messenger – DVD Review

the_messenger_posterWoody Harrelson is a human litmus test for what the ravages of war can do to an individual.

The Messenger is a movie that defies a conventional critique as the movie unspools in a manner that feels more real than it does made up, more visceral than it does imagined.  While Kevin Bacon’s turn in Taking Chance was a heartfelt swan song to one human’s life who died for his country, The Messenger is grittier in its portrayal of a man tasked with delivering the news no family member wants to get about their fallen soldier.

It’s grittier and more immediate thanks to the liberating decisions made by first time director Oren Moverman. The camera seems to always be bobbing, moving, trying to angle for a better position with which to see men like Woody Harrelson and Ben Foster, who finally gets a role that feels like it was written to play to his talents, navigate a world where there is no more war to fight. It’s the adjustment where the movie excels. There have been too many films to directly or indirectly address the battle that wages on between us and our supposed enemies but not one like this which addresses the human toll that costs many men and women their sanity.

The movie challenges you to assess which would be worse, fighting in a war and killing those you hate or ringing the doorbell of a stranger and killing those who you don’t even know with just a few words, and rewards you with surprises that make this so much more than just a movie about getting back into the swing of normal day-to-day living. Foster, whose behavior might seem strange, opting to don sunglasses in the middle of the night, or Harrelson, who can outdo Gary Busey in his prime for sheer scenery chewing, are a wild pair that completely satisfy as case studies for the silent deaths these men have to endure long after bullets have stopped slicing past their helmets.

The editing, for those that care about these sorts of things, allow scenes to breathe in a way that helps front load the emotional impact for what’s happening on the screen. For instance, when the duo is relaying the news of a soldier’s death to the father of the service member, played by Steve Buscemi, the scene is just allowed to play out in a way that not only felt organic but heightened the devastating impact the moment had on both characters. It’s but one of many moments that Moverman earns as a director looking to create a connection rather than making a moment to exploit. By the time Samantha Morton enters the film, as a woman who learns of her husband’s death through Foster, you are ready to crumble under the weight for what Moverman has already established. We get and understand the impact and you fully buy into the story that unravels between these people.

The Messenger is a film that not only deserves your time but, I would assert, deserves your attention and heart. It’s a movie that shows you what the ravages of war can do a man but it also shows you how that man can be put back together if all the elements are present; sometimes they are and sometimes they are not and it’s the latter ones that are completely devastating.

About the movie:

Co-written by Oren Moverman and Alessandro Camon, THE MESSENGER is a powerful and tender story about a returned war hero making his first steps toward a normal life.

In his first leading role, Foster stars as Will Montgomery, a U.S. Army officer who has just returned home from a tour in Iraq and is assigned to the Army’s Casualty Notification service. Partnered with fellow officer Tony Stone (Harrelson) to bear the bad news to the loved ones of fallen soldiers, Will faces the challenge of completing his mission while seeking to find comfort and healing back on the home front. When he finds himself drawn to Olivia (Morton), to whom he has just delivered the news of her husband’s death, Will’s emotional detachment begins to dissolve and the film reveals itself as a surprising, humorous, moving and very human portrait of grief, friendship and survival.

Featuring tour-de-force performances from Foster, Harrelson and Morton, and a brilliant directorial debut by Moverman, THE MESSENGER brings us into the inner lives of these outwardly steely heroes to reveal their fragility with compassion and dignity.

Pulling  John- DVD Review

pulling-john-3d-box-artLet’s just get this right out of the way: I was sold that Over The Top was the probably the best movie to come out in the winter of 1987.

There was something about the allure of Sylvester Stallone, still riding on the fame that made him the most bankable action star of the 80’s, in a role that was for all intents and purposes family friendly. That said, this documentary about guys who really do want to reach each other half-way but not necessarily across the sky, Pumping John is one entertaining film.

The movie deals with one man who has reigned for 25 years, a quarter of a century, as the all-time grand champion of this sport. And make no mistake, as you see these men train and internalize the nature of what they do, this is a sport. There are fans of this man and his legacy and you would half-think that the oddballs that the film showcases as wanting to dethrone the patriarch of the sport would be somehow a goof or funny. While there are some unintended moments that are humorous there is a real heart in this movie and I cannot believe it took this long to discover this independent gem.

About the movie:

A TOP 10 MUST SEE FILM FROM SXSW AND WINNER OF 10 INTERNATIONAL AUDIENCE AWARDS, THIS IS THE SWEAT-DRENCHED STORY OF A CHAMPION’S GLORY IN AN UNSUNG, OFFBEAT SPORT — ARM WRESTLING

A living legend in a sport he helped popularize, John Brzenk has enjoyed a 25 year run as the undefeated arm wrestling champion of the world.  Yet, at the age of 40, he’s consumed by one question: should he retire on top or succumb to the inevitable: a loss to a new champion.  PULLING JOHN, the rousing and universal story of a champion’s glory in an unsung sport, debuts this May on DVD in an extras-loaded version”¦only from IndiePix.

In the vein of dramatic, championship-caliber docs, Bigger, Faster, Stronger and King of Kong, PULLING JOHN is a feature-length verite shot over four years which follows Brzenk, the legendary armwrestler, who works as an airline mechanic by day and now must decide whether to leave the sport he was raised on.  Taking a journey to the far corners of the world where men define themselves by trying to beat the undisputed champ, the film visits with 23 year old Alexy Voevoda from Sochi , Russia and Charlestown, West Virginia ‘s 26 year old Travis Bagent, colorful characters who have been raised on the legend of Brzenk.  And, in a philosophical and thrilling ride through human nature, PULLING JOHN culminates at the Zloty Tur Championship in Warsaw , where Bagent and Voevoda have the chance of their life — to dethrone the conflicted champion.

About PULLING JOHN, San Diego City Beat says, “once you’ve watched it, you’ll be shocked that you’ve never heard of John Brzenk” and, Spout.com says “you will find yourself screaming out loud!”Â  Don’t miss out on this thrilling film, which IndiePix is presenting in widescreen with Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo; also featured are bonuses including commentary from director Vassiliki Khonsari and Brzenk, a Pulling John graphic comic, over 50 minutes of additional scenes and more!

Yesterday Was  A Lie – DVD Review

yesterdayYes, when you read a description that uses the words avant-garde 99% of the time you should run in the other direction. Most likely what you’ll get is a movie that is so into itself it negates the possibility of anyone else liking it.

Not here, though, as this movie is a genuine treat that both entices and rewards on multiple levels. It feels like a noir thriller that ought to exist somewhere in the 30’s or 40’s with its mimimalist set design, cinematography and music choices. The story revolves around a hard nosed female detective on a case that, while it would be useless to try and compress into a neat paragraph, blends the scientific with the very mundane aspects of filmmaking that have long since been tossed aside.

While not steampunk by any means, the movie still feels like a hybrid of the very old and the very modern. Director/writer James Kerwin blends some fantastic elements that deal with the nature of space and time with a fun take on the old gumshoe who just can’t say no to the sauce.

Again, looking at the film’s description you would be hard pressed to want to check out a movie that seems like a blend of too many genres but I can assure you that it’s worth watching simply for Kipleigh Brown’s portrayal as the weather beaten detective Hoyle and for Chase Masterson of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine fame. These two together make seeking this movie out entitrely worth it. Kerwin, as well, deserves much love and respect for crafting a story that not only  works as a noir throwback but it also succeeds in bending your mind’s eye as it challenges your expectations of a film dealing with the subject matter it does. Such a wonderful outing for a filmmaker that finally does take a risk in a landscape of directors who play it safe.

About the movie:

Combining “stunning black-and-white cinematography, a sultry jazz score and a refreshingly high-minded script,” YESTERDAY WAS A LIE is a groundbreaking new metaphysical noir thriller from writer/director James Kerwin. Exploring mind-twisting modern sci-fi themes including the nature of time, reality and human consciousness, this acclaimed independent feature and U.S. theatrical release has received over a dozen film festival Best Feature awards and virtually unanimous critical praise.  This April, sci-fi fans everywhere will rejoice as YESTERDAY WAS A LIE, the latest feature from genre-favorite stars Chase Masterson and Peter Mayhew, makes its eagerly anticipated DVD debut for $24.98 SRP ““ only from E1 Entertainment.

In YESTERDAY WAS A LIE, Kipleigh Brown “exudes Bacall[2]” as Hoyle, a girl with a sharp mind and a weakness for bourbon who finds herself on the trail of a reclusive genius (John Newton).  But her work takes a series of unforeseen twists as events around her grow increasingly fragmented, disconnected and surreal.  With a sexy lounge singer (Chase Masterson) and a loyal partner (Mik Scriba, The Last Seduction) as her only allies, Hoyle is plunged into a dark world of intrigue and earth-shattering cosmological secrets.  Haunted by an ever-present shadow (Peter Mayhew) whom she is destined to face, Hoyle discovers that the most powerful force in the universe – the power to bend reality, the power to know the truth – lies within the depths of the human heart.   The film also stars Nathan Mobley, Warren Davis, Megan Henning, Jennifer Slimko and famed radio personality Robert Siegel.

Named one of the year’s “Ten Best Films on the Festival Circuit” by Film Threat, YESTERDAY WAS A LIE opened theatrically late in 2009 to rave theatrical reviews after successful screenings in over 50 festivals on four continents. The film has won numerous accolades including Best Director, Best Screenplay and Best Cinematography at Visionfest and was an Official Selection at the Barbados International Film Festival and the St. Louis International Film Festival, among others.

Presented in 16×9 with 5.1 Surround Sound, the YESTERDAY WAS A LIE DVD features English SDH Subtitles and is supplemented by an amazing array of bonus features.  Extras include a feature-length audio commentary by James Kerwin, Kipleigh Brown and Chase Masterson as well as multiple making-of featurettes, interviews with the cast and crew as well as a production stills photo gallery.  Produced by Helicon Arts Cooperative, the film is rated PG by the MPAA for language, some violent content and smoking.

YESTERDAY WAS A LIE will also be available for digital streaming in 720 HD on iTunes and Netflix. For more information about the film, visit www.yesterdaywasalie.com.

Giggle, Giggle, Quack and Runaway Ralph – DVD Review

giggle51j6rtjemyl_sl500_aa300_So…I sat my four year-old and six year-old in front of the television to watch the latest from Scholastic Storybook Treasures in order to get an accurate bead of whether anyone else in their cohort class would find this fun or at least mildly entertaining.

I took this as an opportunity to see whether they would enjoy the experience of reading along with a movie. Honestly, it’s one of the things which I thought would be a primer for their eventual exposure to foreign films which, as a cineaste,  I hoped they would enjoy as much as I do.

I’ll tell you what, it sure beats having to sit through an insufferable little twit named Caillou or a troubled chimp known as Curious George.

Giggle, Giggle, Quack is a collection of stories read by Abagail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine), Alexander Gould (the voice of Finding Nemo and regular on Weeds), and Country/Western star Randy Travis is a solid choice for any parent out there looking to buy a DVD that you’ll at least be able to sit through and not count the minutes go by. Runaway Ralph, penned by the Ernest Hemmingway of kids fiction, Beverly Cleary, was just as entertaining to both kids as the two discs offered both long form and short form entertainment.

While Giggle, with it’s collection of five different stories on the disc, obviously appeals to the shorter attention spans of kids who just want brevity over substance you cannot go wrong. The stories are fun, are animated well and honestly do offer a literacy component should you decide that reading is somehow fundamental to nurturing a well-balanced kid. Runaway Ralph, as I could have suspected, appealed more to the six year-old as she’s learning to appreciate longer stories and is eagerly consuming works where she can read aloud. Now, for all her enthusiasm I think she’s just reading and not genuinely comprehending everything I at least appreciated that this movie sparked an action something other than drooling complicity as the television does all the entertaining.

As it is with a lot of kids, the collection of stories hold up to repeat viewings, and more repeat viewings, and even more repeat viewings, just fine. As the unwitting recipient of a multiple view marathon I can attest that after showing my kids the read along function they could not watch it without having it on.

The fact of the matter is that there is a dearth of good entertainment for kids out there and there really is only so much artistic growth that a show like Yo Gabba Gabba can engender.  It’s nice to know that, for at least a little while, these two discs kept my kids attention.

About Giggle, Giggle, Quack:

Spring into spring with Scholastic Storybook Treasuresâ„¢, as they release a new collection of colorfully animated stories adapted from tales by best-selling author Doreen Cronin.  Featuring everyone’s favorite personified animals, GIGGLE, GIGGLE, QUACK “¦ AND MORE STORIES BY DOREEN CRONIN includes adaptations of many of the author’s best-loved books and celebrity narration by Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine), Alexander Gould (Weeds) and Grammy® Award-winning singer Randy Travis. The DVD, which supports reading comprehension, vocabulary and problem solving, will be available in stores and at newkideo.com on March 30th for $14.95SRP.

The title story is the hilarious sequel to “Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type”.  This time, Farmer Brown’s animals pull their old tricks on Farmer Brown’s brother, Bob.  Duck instigates the action, ordering pizza with anchovies for the hens and renting “The Sound of Moosic” for the cows.  The lively animation and witty ploys of the animals will keep kids laughing, as will Randy Travis’ warm and humorous style of narration. Adapted from Cronin’s story and Betsy Lewin’s illustrations Weston Woods Studios original production captured an Andrew Carnegie Medal for Excellence in Children’s Video and Notable Video selection by the American Library Association.

GIGGLE, GIGGLE, QUACK “¦ AND MORE STORIES BY DOREEN CRONIN also includes four additional stories, animated from the original storybook illustrations of Betsy Lewin and Harry Bliss: “Dooby Dooby Moo”, “Duck for President” and the best-selling “Diary of a Worm” and “Diary of a Fly.” As an exclusive bonus, the DVD also includes an interview with illustrator Harry Bliss and Spanish versions of “Giggle, Giggle, Quack” and “Duck for President.”

Perfect for early readers, ages 3 to 8, the DVD features an enhanced read-along function and NEW Talk about the Story questions to enhance early literacy skills.  Children will also have the opportunity to hone their bilingual skills with the two of Spanish adaptations, which also includes the enhanced read-along where they words are highlighted as they are read.

The SCHOLASTIC STORYBOOK TREASURES series hails from the vaults of Weston Woods Studios, world-renowned for their careful film and video adaptations of best-selling children’s storybooks. Librarians and teachers around the country have long been using these very same productions, created by Weston Woods Studios with authors and illustrators, to enhance their students’ pre-reading experiences. Founded more than 50 years ago, and now a division of Scholastic, Weston Woods continues to produce top-notch video storytelling.  SCHOLASTIC  STORYBOOK TREASURES collects and presents these productions for the home marketplace and has, since its launch in 2003, become a top award-winning home video franchise for children.

About Runaway Ralph:

Beverly Cleary’s beloved and rascally character Ralph S. Mouse comes to life in live action DVD based on a best-selling children’s book, RUNAWAY RALPH, The latest in the acclaimed Scholastic Storybook Treasuresâ„¢ collection, this newly remastered edition of RUNAWAY RALPH supports reading comprehension, vocabulary and problem solving, and will be available in stores and at newkideo.com on April 27 for $14.95SRP.

RUNAWAY RALPH is the third installment of Cleary’s classic tales building on the adventure and excitement of THE MOUSE ANDTHE MOTORCYCLE and RALPH S. MOUSE (both available on DVD from Scholastic Storybook Treasures).  Ralph is tired of living at the quaint and quiet Mountain View Inn and dealing with his annoying relatives. He longs for “a life of speed and danger and excitement.” He certainly gets his wish when he sets off on his mouse-sized motorcycle and meets a series of fur-raising adventures. After some run-ins with the resident cat at the Happy Acres Summer Camp, Ralph befriends a young boy named Garfield and helps him through a difficult decision. In this fantastic tale of friendship and growing up, Ralph learns that the wild is not necessarily better than home, even with all its problems, The original film production won an Emmy nomination and awards from the American Library Association and the  Columbus Film Festival.

Perfect for early readers, ages 3 to 8, the DVD features an enhanced read-along function and Talk about the Story questions to enhance early literacy skills. The DVD also includes the bonus story Commander Toad in Space (based on the book by Jane Yolen).

The SCHOLASTIC STORYBOOK TREASURES series hails from the vaults of Weston Woods Studios, world-renowned for their careful film and video adaptations of best-selling children’s storybooks. Librarians and teachers around the country have long been using these very same productions, created by Weston Woods Studios with authors and illustrators, to enhance their students’ pre-reading experiences. Founded more than 50 years ago, and now a division of Scholastic, Weston Woods continues to produce top-notch video storytelling.  SCHOLASTIC  STORYBOOK TREASURES collects and presents these productions for the home marketplace and has, since its launch in 2003, become a top award-winning home video franchise for children.

May 20, 2010

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #148: Land, Sea, and Air Burger

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #148: Land, Sea, and Air Burger – Ken & Dana return with tales of fast food madness. We dare you to try any of them.

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TV Or Not TV: Finding Out ‘What They Died For’ (LOST)

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I suppose, before I do anything else, I should issue a half-hearted apology to the writers and producers of LOST for the harsh review of ‘ACROSS THE SEA’ that I put out last week. I only say this in context to having seen this week’s episode ‘WHAT THEY DIED FOR’ since there are holes that would have been left unfilled had we not seen ‘ACROSS THE SEA’. I still stand by it being one of my least favorite episodes of the season for many reasons but I can not at least see the logic of what they were trying to accomplish as well as the reason why they placed it exactly where they placed it.

If you have been tracking the number of special LOST columns that I have written for this season than you will notice that I haven’t written one for every single episode. My reason for leaving out certain episodes is the same reason that I almost did not write one for this series penultimate episode. It is very hard to talk about the elements of what happened in ‘WHAT THEY DIED FOR’ because it feels like both a lot happened and a lot didn’t happen in the episode. If I were to sit down and list all of the things that did happen in this episode you would probably think I’m off my nut in saying a lot didn’t happen, but maybe my perception is in the fact that we didn’t see much progress happen in the story.

THREE MEN AND A BADDY
One of the three stories transpiring in this episode was the tale of MILES, RICHARD and BEN going to BEN’s former house to pick up some C4 from his special pantry of disaster in order to blow up the AJIRA plane on the smaller island. This seemingly small and uninteresting story had most of the action and progress in it because the following all happens:

  • Before getting to the cabin we find out RICHARD took the time to bury BEN’s daughter ALEX
  • Right after getting the C4 the trio find their party crashed by CHARLES WIDMORE and the EVIL TINA FEY (ZOE).
  • Right after THAT party crash the party gets crashed further by LOCKE MONSTER (why have I not been calling him this all along?) who tosses RICHARD ALPERT into the jungle (with MILES having ditched the party in favor of living via a jungle jog).
  • BEN seems to turn coat pretty quick after in handing over ZOE and WIDMORE over to LOCKE, both of whom wind up dead shortly after WIDMORE reveals that DESMOND was JACOB’s failsafe should all the candidates get made dead.
  • BEN accompanies LOCKE MONSTER to the well where DESMOND is supposed to be but find an empty well and a rope instead.

See, lots of action? In the story we’re reminded of BEN’s daughter being ALEX since that will come up in the flash-sideways story also in this episode. WIDMORE and ZOE have to be there in order to tell LOCKE MONSTER why they brought DESMOND to the ISLAND as well as allowing their game pieces to be cleared off of the board. This gets them added to the pile along with FRANK (pilot the AJIRA flight) and ILLANA (get the ashes from JACOB’s death pyre) as characters who enjoyed several episodes on the Island to only fulfill one purpose. WIDMORE is also crucial to either prove to us through his death that BEN is vengeful and evil or just that he’s vengeful and hopefully he’s working the long con on the LOCKE MONSTER in order to simply survive this whole ordeal. I really hope that this is the case because BEN first seems to switch sides again when the LOCKE MONSTER offers him control of the Island after he’s left. By the episodes end, however, he says he is going to find DESMOND and use him to do what he’s never been able to do which is to destroy the Island. This naturally leaves BEN with a LOSE/LOSE situation so if we see him hanging around with LOCKE MONSTER on the Sunday finale it means he’s working the long con or simply trying to survive.

I think the writers really want us to believe that RICHARD ALPERT is dead. I don’t really know if that is the case. RICHARD was trying to use dynamite to off himself a few episodes back because, I’m assuming, that living after you’ve been blown to bits is kind of hard to do. Being tossed into a jungle like a wild foul ball probably bangs you up really bad, probably to the point where you wish you were dead, but RICHARD was given immortal life by JACOB wasn’t he?

During LOCKE MONSTER and BEN’s trip to the well it was nice to have the writers also answer a very simple question that I’m sure many a geek like myself has wondered. He asked LOCKE MONSTER directly, “If you can become smoke whenever you want why do you bother walking?” Turns out LOCKE MONSTER is the granola eating tree hugging type who likes to feel the Earth under his feet. Good on you LOCKE MONSTER!

CAMP FIRE STORIES
The second of the three stories that went on in the 42 minutes and 20 seconds of screen time was the story of the remaining candidates. They grieved over their sunk comrades, they started on their quest to find DESMOND and they ended up all finally meeting JACOB. It turns out that those ashes that ILLANA took from the base of the statue could be used to bring JACOB back one last time when burned in a fire (if I describe any more detail it comes off even crazier so let’s just leave it at that).

Even though HURLEY seemed to find JACOB in a matter of moments some how it takes him all afternoon and evening to finally get his friends back to JACOB’s fireside vigil where he finally let’s them know why their friends died and ‘WHAT THEY DIED FOR’. He cops to accidentally creating the SMOKE MONSTER almost 2000 years ago and how that LOCKE MONSTER wants to destroy the light of all creation at the heart of the Island, and that’s what needs protecting. One of them has to choose to become the new protector of the Island and hopefully dispatch the LOCKE MONSTER because the LOCKE MONSTER is going to be gunning for them. Faster than you can say, “JACK has been building up to this all season” JACK stands up and takes the job. JACOB says an incantation and gives him a mug of river water to chug down and then tells JACK, “Now you’re like me.” I suppose this means that JACK will now speak in vague statements and won’t be able to answer any question posed to him in a direct manner.

This is part of the story that had to happen but it contained the least amount of action and momentum. The torch was passed from one protector to another and that’s about it.

TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE
The third story that occured in under three quarters of an hour can really be labeled as the adventures of DESMOND the enlightened in the alternate reality. Flash-sideways DESMOND is still on his quest to open the eyes of his fellow Flight 815’ers. The first stop is to prank call JACK to let him know that his Dad’s coffin has been found. The second is to stop off at the school and beat the snot out of BEN. The third is to turn himself in to the cops so that he can be transferred to county with SAYID and KATE and helps bust them out with the help of HURLEY and ANNA LUCIA. His final reveal is that KATE is his date to a concert, which might be the concert that is being hosted by DANIEL FARADAY WIDMORE, even though I thought that was happening the same night that CHARLIE took DESMOND into the bay for a leisurely underwater drive.

The flash-sideways world, in many ways, comes off more like a love-letter to the long time fans of the show. After getting his beat down from DESMOND the very timid BENJAMIN LINUS accepts a ride home and dinner invitation by ALEX’s mom DANIELLE who insists he comes over, “even if we have to kidnap you.” His appearance during this invitation, after the beat down by DESMOND, is almost the same as… well… his appearance after the beat down by DESMOND in the previous season. There’s also a touching scene after dinner where BEN finds out that ALEX thinks of him as a father figure, where he subsequently gets all choked up and we as an audience all are supposed to go “AHHHHHHH.”

Another item that stemmed from BEN’s whoopin’ is the re-installation of faith into JOHN LOCKE. When BEN tells him that the guy that beat him up said he was trying to help LOCKE to “let go” LOCKE has coincidence overload and goes to see JACK to let him know he’s ready to get out of his chair if JACK really thinks that he can help him. This scene has a great call back to a line to one said by MR. EKO in the second season when JACK says to LOCKE that he is, “confusing coincidence for fate.”

I think the most important item of note is probably one of the most subtle. In the very beginning of the episode we see flash-sideways JACK in the bathroom noticing the same bloody neck wound that he had in the first episode of this season as well. Sideways JACK is the only person that we’ve seen a persistent wound on this season, he’s also the only one that seems to notice physical problems or issues with himself (remember the appendix question a while back?). I don’t think that this bodes very well for sideways JACK. I don’t know how and I don’t know why this isn’t a good thing for him but I think that in the series finale things aren’t going to end well for him.

ALMOST TO ‘THE END’
That’s really all that I have to say about this episode. After seeing this episode I think that there is a lot of story to still be told so I’m glad that the broadcast slot for the episode was expanded to 2.5 hours, especially since this actually means roughly 110 minutes of actual show time. That’s just 10 minutes shy of two full hours to have three separate stories converge into one final tale. I still have no idea about what is going to happen and I’m glad I don’t. It means that ht writing isn’t predictable, the story is unique, and the experience will be a memorable one.

See you on the other side.

Contest Round-Up: 2010-05-20

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with New Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of DR. HORRIBLE’S SING-ALONG BLOG on Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with Sony Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE YOUNG VICTORIA on Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with Warner Bros Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of INVICTUS on DVD.

In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of ANCIENTS BEHAVING BADLY on DVD.

Win ANCIENTS BEHAVING BADLY on DVD!

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In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of ANCIENTS BEHAVING BADLY on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 2nd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 2nd.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win INVICTUS on DVD!

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In conjunction with Warner Bros Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of INVICTUS on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 2nd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 2nd.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE YOUNG VICTORIA on Blu-Ray!

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In conjunction with Sony Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE YOUNG VICTORIA on Blu-Ray.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 2nd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 2nd.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win DR. HORRIBLE’S SING-ALONG BLOG on Blu-Ray!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:18 pm

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In conjunction with New Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of DR. HORRIBLE’S SING-ALONG BLOG on Blu-Ray.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 2nd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 2nd.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Essential Sounds (2010/05/20)

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Essential Sounds (2010/05/20)

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Welcome once again to your fresh supply of all things fantastic. I have, as always, spent the past week looking in every nook and cranny for the best new music the world has to offer just for you. On the menu this week we have a collective mix spanning from the depths of Denmark to the underground dancefloors of New York. So what are you waiting for? Dig in and bon appetite!

1. “Back To The Fuck Yeah” by Pulled Apart By Horses

Hailing from my former stomping ground here in the UK, Pulled Apart By Horses are a fairly fresh faced alt rock group coming straight out of Leeds. Having only been together as a band since 2008 they are still defining their sound but if this number is anything to go by we should be hearing a lot more from them in the near future. There’s a real juxtaposition between sound and feel with “Back To The Fuck Yeah”, it delivers itself with quite a dirty grungy swagger yet it’s formed from very clean cut guitar and bass lines. With a pretty simple drum pattern and a guitar riff seemingly inspired by Queens of The Stone Age’s earlier material, what we have here is a real booty shaking rock n roll groove. It isn’t dolled up and it’s not by any means pretty but it’s simplicity works and that alone proves that sometimes less is more.

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2. “Talamak” by Toro Y Moi

You may be forgiven for thinking that my fingers had been possessed and made to strike the most random of blows to my keyboard when reading the title for this week’s second essential sound, but rest assured “Talamak” is the name of a real song and Toro Y Moi is very much a real musician. And just to clarify even further, I am in full control of my hands… honest. Despite being a nemesis to spell checker Toro Y Moi’s track “Talamak” is a wonderful mix of soft soothing vocals layered against a backdrop of air like static, gentle bouncing synths and a waterfall of filtered declining keys. Throw in a number of alternating harmonies and you have blissful transition of sound.

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3. “Oh the Divorces!” By Tracey Thorn

Exploring the more treacherous and darker side to love the first single from Tracey Thorn.

Love and It’s Opposite LP is definitely an affair to remember. The former Everything But The Girl vocalist delivers a rather haunting song which shimmers with equal parts fondness and regret for a failed relationship. Her ever distinctive voice is partnered perfectly with a gliding piano medley and staccato string section for the most part. However as her lyrics begin to dig below the surface of the story the strings become stronger. It’s almost as if the music is mirroring the message within her words, it’s this symbiotic existence between voice and instrument which leaves such a deep impression upon the listener.

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4. “Beach” by Mew

Beach is an aptly named song from Danish indie band Mew, who have been on the scene since 1997. After 13 years in the industry is “Beach” the song to break this sensational group of shoe gazing indie Danes through to the rest of the world? We can only hope so, the first thing you notice about Beach is that it is without a doubt the perfect song for summer, in particular summer evenings. The wispy, swooning vocals of front man Jonas Bjerre not only set the tone but are also similar to those of Ben Gibbard from Death For Cutie which will no doubt give them more crossover appeal. With a sun kissed blend of crisp drums, mellow bass lines, whispered backing vocals and euphoric keyboard sections this is an absolute must have for those of you compiling playlists for the forthcoming summer season.

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5. “Home” by LCD Soundsystem

Rejoice for the king of New York indie disco and co founder of DFA Records James Murphy aka LCD Soundsystem is back! “Home” is the conclusion to This Is Happening the third and, if rumours are to be believed, final project under the LCD Soundsystem moniker. If this is the track to end it all then we couldn’t ask for more. With more percussion and slinky keyboard work than you could possibly shake a stick at “Home” provides us with a truly infectious groove. Once it gets into the swing of things the only regret you have is that eventually it will end. Along with Murphy’s crooning and the swaggering bass lines “Home” is like an audible representation of a truly great night out in particular it’s final moments. When the music stops you don’t, you just keep dancing and smiling, and really you cant ask for much more than that can you?

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Malcolm Foster

May 19, 2010

Cabin Fever 94: Prefab Fever

Filed under: Cabin Fever — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:46 pm

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the FRED…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #94: Prefab Fever – Aaron and Brian take a dive into listener submitted news stories and manage to unearth a couple of gems among the dirt infested puss bags. Songs are shared and personal gripes aired. But the episodes from 2008 were probably better…

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Soapbox: Reboots And Remakes

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No matter what your opinion is on the validity of Global Warming, you can’t deny that recycling is big business these days. Everywhere you look, more and more homes and businesses are separating cardboard and glass, paper and plastic. All so that it can be taken, broken down and turned into something new. Each time this happens, manufacturers polish up the goods, make them shine and tell you that the “new” product contains a certain percentage of recycled material so that no one will complain about a lack of quality whether it’s perceived or whether it’s real. Recycled batteries, ink cartridges and plastic bottles are all a part of our every day life now. But the thing is… so are movies.

It’d be all too easy for me to say that there are no new ideas left in the movie making industry, and there are days when it feels like that’s the case. But the plain and simple truth is that studios follow the money and people like to spend money on what’s familiar rather than what’s original.

Even in the world of movies, brand loyalty is a powerful tool. It’s almost a guarantee for a sure fire hit if you revamp an old franchise. Whether the success is financial or artistic is up for debate. Every time that we hear of a plan to unleash a brand new Predator or Alien or Bond or Batman franchise on the world, phrases like “reboot” and “reimagining” are bandied about by studios partly to cash in on the pre-built loyalty that the brand has and partly so that the ardent online fans of the original franchise or movie will start to react.

Each and every time a reboot or reimagining is announced and details are leaked, there’s a group of people somewhere who will be outraged by the news and snap into action to protest or petition against it. But let’s face it, it’s not a bad situation for the studios to be in even if the fans do protest and organise online petitions. Bad publicity is free publicity. And any free publicity is good publicity.

“Reboot” and “reimagining” are words that we’ve been taught to use when we’re describing old-made-new-again movies. They sound a lot better than saying “money for old rope”. But on the other side of that coin, we’ve also been taught to hide the truth on the rare occasion that an original idea is presented to us. Whether it’s because of a lack of advertising dollars, or because it’s the actual truth I can’t say but how many times in the past few years have you heard a movie described as a “word of mouth” movie?

A list of my favourite movies would without doubt include The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek, Serenity, The Princess Bride, The Fountain, The Dark Knight and Clerks II. Out of that list, the only movie that wasn’t based on either a novel or comic book or wasn’t a sequel to another movie, a continuation of a TV series or a reboot of an existing franchise is The Fountain. The Fountain is, in most every way imaginable, an original movie. It has a superb cast and a fantastic director. What it didn’t have was a saleable premise, an established name or an Irish general cinema release. Possibly, the film is so original that the cinemas in Ireland couldn’t handle it, or thought that the audiences couldn’t. Like a lot of people, I only heard about this movie through word of mouth and only found it by hunting it down in my local DVD store.

Think of it as six degrees of separation between you and an original idea, where each degree is an additional battle that you and the idea have to fight in order to find each other. Sometimes that battle is to get that idea accepted and produced, sometimes the battle is to find cinemas willing to take a chance on screening the production. It’s just made harder by the fact that by virtue of the fact that if the idea is original, you may not recognise it when you see it. New ideas are usually buried at the bottom of whatever pile they’re in, whether that be a pile of scripts on a desk or a list of movies in a Cineplex.

Pick any two Adam Sandler movies at random and there’s a pretty good chance that you’ll see him give pretty much the same performance in both movies. Adam Sandler’s actually not a terrible actor, and he’s no idiot. He knows full well that people want Adam Sandler to play the same type of character over and over again in lowest common denominator movies and usually have the emotional resolution of the movie on some form of sports field. Adam Sandler can give a good original performance when called upon to, Punch Drunk Love and Funny People have shown us this much. But he knows that more people will pay to see him give them what they know and what they expect than if he tries for originality.

Getting a remake or reboot or sequel or prequel to our cinema screens does legitimately take a lot of effort. It’s not an easy thing to do by any stretch of the imagination. Any movie of that type has to attract new viewers as well as keep the pre-existing fans happy, or at the very least, keep them interested. But the main goal seems to be to attract as many viewers as possible, even if it means watering down what was great about the original movies. John McClane was allowed to shoot a helicopter with a car in Die Hard 4.0, but he wasn’t allowed to use his catchphrase for fear that the younger members of the audience might be offended. If that practice was extended, Rocky wouldn’t be allowed run up the steps in the obligatory training montage for fear that it might offend people who can’t run.

Relaunching a franchise usually having to make a movie-by-committee and that means making concessions.

There’s no denying that I’m looking forward to the A-Team movie, based on the TV series of the same name, or to Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, based on… Wall Street. But more than anything, what I want is to walk into a cinema and be totally surprised by what’s presented to me, and surprised to see that the screening is packed to capacity by people who are willing to seek out and support an original idea.

Remakes, reboots and adaptations have been around since the early days of cinema and they’re not going away any time soon. They’re an important part of the movie industry, and sometimes a necessary evil, Chris Nolan’s Batman reboot gave him the clout to bring Inception to our cinemas in the very near future. Original thought and original movies are out there, waiting to be noticed. They’re usually not as flashy as the recycled movies but they might just be better for the planet.

Simon Fitzgerald

FREDagator: 2010-05-19

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Bagged & Boarded 56: Airy Grievances

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #56: Airy Grievances – In which Matt and Jesse bitch about stuff in their lives – some important, some… not – plan their RED DEAD REDEMPTION posse, and ponder if such a thing as a “cute” bug exists. BandB: All up in that junk since 1492.

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May 18, 2010

Soapbox: Album Of The Week (2010/05/18)

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Janelle Monįe, ‘The ArchAndroid’ (Wondaland Arts Society/Bad Boy)

If Janelle Monįe would just settle down and conform to the stereotypical Beyonce-style soul music, she would have a huge career ahead of her. She is not interested in that though, oh no, this chick is pushing the boundaries. I mean, when did you last hear a Beyonce song in which the arrangements referenced Star Wars? That’s right, never!

‘The ArchAndroid’ switches genres and vocal styles in a kind of schizophrenic overture that leaves you breathless and wanting more. This is a masterpiece, pure and simple. Don’t just take my word for it though, listen to snippets of the album below.

The National, ‘High Violet’ (4AD)

Sometimes an album comes out and gets such epic reviews that you immediately run out to purchase it, take it home, give it a listen, and think “What the hell is this?” You might pretend to people that you enjoy it and find it very meaningful, but secretly you just don’t get it. ‘High Violet’ is one of those albums. In some music circles, it is already being called album of the year.

While admittedly being a huge leap forward for the band, there is something that seems to be lacking. You get the sense that they are trying so hard that it just cancels out the whole thing.

There is no real depth. “Afraid of Everyone” is the most interesting track on the album and is the only high point.

Karen Elson, ‘The Ghost Who Walks’ (XL)

You will know Karen Elson as either the wife of Jack White or as a popular supermodel from the nineties. You probably were not aware that she has a decent set of pipes on her. It would be easy to shrug your shoulders at Karen and mutter about how she only got a record deal because of her famous husband. That maybe true, but it does not detract from the quality of her songs (which she wrote herself) and the bluegrass/Doors/folk influence that shines through out the album. This isn’t the glitterly pop sound that you would expect from a model, this is the real deal.

“The Ghost Who Walks” is the first single from the album is quite addictive. It is one of those tracks that sound classic but original at the same time. I give this album the thumbs-up. It really is well worth the price of a download.

Marina & the Diamonds, ‘The Family Jewels’ (Chop Shop/Atlantic)

Marina’s music is endearingly catchy, but can be annoying in large doses, mainly due to the fact that she does have quite a whacky voice. The production is very 80’s pop, but the song subjects are pure naughties. You see, Marina is obsessed with herself and on becoming very, very, very famous. She is the Lady Gaga of the hipster crowd. It’s worthwhile making a note of her in your mind, because she is going to around for awhile.

Emma Pollard

May 17, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-05-17

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Have you ever wondered how Astronauts go to the bathroom? Really… Have you? You know you have…

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TV Or Not TV: 5/17 – 5/23

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Well TV viewer, it’s been a crazy week.

I’m going to preface this column by saying that as I sit here typing I am sick. I’m the miserable kind of sick that leaves you run down, your head filled with cotton, your sinuses on fire and all you want to do is crawl into the fetal position and welcome the blissful escape of sleep to help you in time-warping beyond your misery. Other than that though, I’m great. I’m also not much in the writing mood so here’s what I got out of the past seven days (and what I know of the few days to come).

NBC has finally and mercifully laid HEROES to rest. I’m glad because the show has been the biggest mess since the second season. They’ve also killed off just about every freshman show for this TV season. When the new TV season hits they’ve got plenty of couple-centric comedy, adrenaline pumping action and even a new super hero show to try to keep some of their HEROES audience. I won’t bore you with the details, however. I’ll instead just give you a link to the site where they have trailers for all of their upcoming shows that make just about every one of the shows seem like they are going to be great because that’s what trailers do. The only bit of depressing news that I can come away from all of this is that FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS features FRAN KRANZ in the trailer and he isn’t going to be a series regular. That’s a damn shame since the role seemed perfect for him and I loved his performances on DOLLHOUSE.

There’s going to be tons of more TV news this week with most of the networks doing their “upfronts” so keep an eye out because the info is out there.

Now let’s get the listing done so I can go back to bed.

MONDAY

CBS – 8:00 PM: TED takes a date to a movie only to find out that it’s loosely based on his life in the season finale of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. Wait until you find out who wrote the script.

FOX – 8:00 PM: After tonight’s season finale of HOUSE the doctor will be out until next season.

NBC – 8:00 PM: It’s the penultimate episode of CHUCK before next week’s two hour season finale and it also marks the return of SCOTT BAKULA so I know what I”ll be watching tonight (if the Nyquil hasn’t overpowered me by then).

THE CW – 9:00 PM: I’ve not watched a single episode in my life but the season finale of GOSSIP GIRL is tonight.

ABC – 10:00 PM: Is BECKETT‘s new relationship with DEMMING causing a strain in her relationship with CASTLE? Wait, we are talking about a murder mystery show and not GOSSIP GIRL right?

TUESDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: It’s the last regular episode of THE BIGGEST LOSER before next week’s season finale. I’m impressed and amazed that these final four contestants will run a marathon and I complain after four miles.

THE CW – 8:00 PM: 90210 has it’s season finale tonight and I can’t tell you a single thing about it.

ABC – 9:00 PM: Here it is folks, the last regular episode of LOST before the big season finale. I’m not going to lie to you guys, the fit really hits the shan tonight.

FOX – 9:00 PM: Tonight is that episode of GLEE I’ve been waiting for where JOSS WHEDON directs and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS guest stars. Oh yeah.

ABC – 10:00 PM: It’s the season finale for V but those lucky lizards will be back for another season so don’t be mad if it is a cliffhanger.

WEDNESDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: FOX is taking a page from last year’s early preview of GLEE by giving us a special preview of the buddy cop show THE GOOD GUYS. The fact that BRADLEY WHITFORD‘s vet cop looks like he just stumbled out of an episode of STARSKY & HUTCH makes it worth the time to peep this out.

ABC – 9:00 PM: KOBE BRYANT guests on tonights episode of MODERN FAMILY.

FOX – 9:00 PM: Why does AMERICAN IDOL have to let JUSTIN BIEBER perform on tonight’s results show? Haven’t these contestants (and America) suffered enough?

ABC – 9:30 PM: It’s the season finale of the poorly named but cleverly written COUGAR TOWN.

THURSDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: It’s season finale night for the comedy block on NBC kicking off with tonight’s episode of COMMUNITY. The Peacock is really hoping you stick around for PARKS & RECREATION, THE OFFICE (with special guest KATHY BATES), and 30 ROCK (with special guest MATT DAMON) as well.

FOX – 8:00 PM: It’s also season finale night on FOX with BONES and the second part of the FRINGE two-part season finale. FRINGE is worth viewing if for no other reason than this might be the final acting job that LEONARD NIMOY will perform before retirement.

CBS – 9:00 PM: The DICK AND JANE killer returns on tonight’s episode of CSI.

ABC – 9:00 PM: There are millions who will be tuned in to the GREY’S ANATOMY finale. I’m not one of them.

FRIDAY

CBS – 8:00 PM: It’s the night of spirit speaking finale’s on CBS with both THE GHOST WHISPERER and MEDIUM having their final shows of the season.

TBS – 9:00 PM: Although not the greatest piece of cinema ever created it’s amazing to see how fast LINDSEY LOHAN has fallen from her career high point in the 2004 movie MEAN GIRLS.

SATURDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: It’s almost the end of LOST so they’re rolling out the two hour first episode tonight to help us get ready for tomorrow’s mega-TV event.

BBCA – 9:00 PM: After the last few moments of FLESH AND STONE I think the bachelor party scene at the beginning of tonight’s episode of DOCTOR WHO was a nice touch. The rest of the episode was just there for me but after a two episode Weeping Angels bit what do you expect?

SUNDAY

ABC – 7:00 PM: Tonight ABC is milking every single ratings point it can by getting the rabid fan base as soon as it can. LOST: THE FINAL JOURNEY takes a look at the show and it’s events as well as cast interviews to make sure we are in front of our TV’s at 9 PM tonight.

FOX – 8:00 PM: THE SIMPSONS try to fight off the LOST finale by bringing in the all of the judges from this season of AMERICAN IDOL to voice their animated counterparts.

CBS – 8:00 PM: CBS tries to fight the inevitable with country music with the two-hour special AMC PRESENTS: BROOKS & DUNN – THE LAST RODEO.

NBC – 9:00 PM: Can THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE stand up and fight going head-to-head directly against the series finale of LOST? Bad news DONALD, I see a big DVR audience in your future tonight.

ABC – 9:00 PM: This is is folks, after six years of television and some of the best story-telling on TV we’re about to see if I’ve wasted the past six years of my life watching this show in real time with the series finale of LOST. For all of the enjoyment that the show has brought me I’ve got no regrets. It is both a testimony to the audience and the show runners for actually arguing for a real end date for the show to do good by both.

FOX – 9:00 PM: So a few months back FAMILY GUY put out a special direct-t0-video episode titled SOMETHING SOMETHING THE DARK SIDE that served as the second re-telling of the STAR WARS saga by PETER. Tonight if you didn’t buy it or rent it you can watch it for free if you don’t give a toss about LOST.

ABC – 12:05 AM: Yes, technically this makes it a MONDAY show but this special JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE: ALOHA LOST is either going to serve as a fine tribute to the show or a consolation to all of the fans that feel like they were just betrayed by the finale. This will also feature a special segment with LOST executive producers CARLTON CUSE and DAMON LINDELOF that may contain their only comments in regards to the finale in the short term. I’ll be honest, I’m going to have to DVR this one. I’ve got work in the morning!

Soapbox: Fritz Lang’s M

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It is somewhat customary in the review of a classic to point out the age of the opus in question before insisting that it still feels “as fresh as ever.” It’s a lazy shorthand that can be used for Wagner’s Ring cycle, Joyce’s Ulysses and Citizen Kane in the same breath, a write-off that attempts to reassure the reader that hallmarks of art do not have to sit in a museum, not even collecting dust because of protective cases. The statement is usually presented on its own, a QED “proof” without demonstration, allowing the writer to move on quickly out of fear that he or she has nothing to add on an already thoroughly analyzed work (“What can I say about ____ that hasn’t already been said?” is also a trite shortcut that we have all used at some point no matter how much everyone hates to read the sentence). But, damn it, how can you talk about Fritz Lang’s masterpiece, M, without pointing out its continued ability to grip, illuminate and provoke on the eve of its 80th anniversary?

Before one can address the subject of M, one must first consider Lang’s career up to that point. The director spent his early career balancing between art projects and action-packed crowd-pleasers. Spiders, first earliest surviving film, is a two-part adventure epic that greatly influenced Spielberg’s Indiana Jones series, while Destiny (or Weary Death if you prefer the more accurate translation) was a more Expressionistic story despite its own plethora of special effects (which were so impressive that Douglas Fairbanks bought U.S. distribution rights so he could bury the film until he figured out how to steal those effects for his own Thief of Baghdad). From that point, Lang began to bridge the two, making significant artistic leaps in his next epics, Dr. Mabuse: The Gambler and Die Nibelungen, before starting to condense the grandeur of his work into shorter timeframes, starting with Metropolis and continuing with Spies. Spies in particular points toward M, having condensed and refined the crime thriller elements of Dr. Mabuse and lessened the Expressionistic material to a more realistic atmosphere — even its abandonment of traditional dissolves in favor of faster cutting aided this effect.

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Of course, the key difference between Spies (and Lang’s next film, Woman in the Moon) and M involved the development of working sound technology and soundproof camera casings. Lang, already an operatic director, seems in retrospect the perfect filmmaker to show the capabilities of the invention.

Contrary to popular belief, M was not the first major sound film; it was not even the first noteworthy German sound film, as Josef von Sternberg’s The Blue Angel premiered a year before. However, in the four years since talkies hit in 1927, nobody explored the boundaries of the technology like Lang. The failure of the early talkies, brilliantly lampooned in Singin’ in the Rain (a film that, as a musical, of course depends on sound), was in the tendency for filmmakers to treat the technology like a fad even though nearly everyone embraced it. Apart from the odd exception of Lubitsch’s early musicals or von Sternberg’s Blue Angel, talkies did not approach the level of the last silents, and when the Depression hit sound became a last-ditch effort to spike theatrical attendance when it first took a dive before later spiking.

But Lang establishes sound as an integral element of the film, inseparable from the rest of it. Sound introduces the child killer who terrorizes Berlin in the form of his voice and a shadow (the most overtly Expressionistic moment of the film and a audiovisual transition point of Lang’s career), allowing the murderer to remain out-of-sight and unknown to the audience; later, it is sound that destroys the man when his whistling is the clue that leads to his capture. That whistling, of “In the Hall of the Mountain King,” an innately foreboding song with is accelerando structure that builds from an eerily quiet and slow low register to a cascade, as well as the schoolyard rhyme the children sing at the start (carrying, like so many rhymes, a darker undercurrent) adds tension to the film from the start. And nothing conveys tragedy like the mother of wee Elsie Beckmann, the girl the killer abducts, as she calls for her daughter in panic, her disembodied calls played over shots of horribly empty places around the city (a all-too-common device today that was introduced here) before showing the ball the girl carried rolling out from behind a bush and the balloon the killer bought her floating into power lines.

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It is that minimalism, in fact, that makes M so unique among the director’s German output. His previous features, even the smaller ones (or at least the ones that survive) had bombast, swirling in Expressionism and Expressionism-lite. An earlier crime epic like Dr. Mabuse, with its supernatural antagonist, grabbed its audience through an advancement of Feuilladian editing and through the artistic visualizations of Mabuse’s mental powers. M, on the other hand, does not put anything in the frame that doesn’t need to be there. Consider how much mileage Lang gets out of whistling, how he sets a horrifying leitmotif with “In the Hall of the Mountain King” and later uses it to catch out Hans Beckert, who is himself freaked out by whistling when he is discovered by a lone searcher who then alerts the rest of his posse. Images are likewise spare, from the shot of the chalk ‘M’ a runner draws on his hand to slap on Beckert’s back to tag him as the murderer to Beckert’s last attempt to hide in an attic (an oddly and disturbingly prescient image in a film that criticizes the rise of Nazism) as footsteps grow louder until the door bursts open and a flashlight illuminates the culprit. Expressionism allowed artists to paint or film images that suggested ideas, a more universally legible portrait than the works of Impressionism, which convey only the artist’s sense of the subject, but M is more immediately arresting than any of Lang’s more aesthetically ambitious pictures. The images and sounds are all meticulously chosen to raise tension and put forward a social commentary, which is as didactic as you might expect but layered enough to provide more than a simple anti-Nazi sentiment.

Before M, crime films defined clearly good heroes and incontrovertibly bad villains. But Lang routinely contrasts the police who crack down on Berlin to find the child killer with the criminals who are so affected by the increased pressure that they also decide to hunt for the killer to return things to normal. The clearest distinction between the two groups, brilliantly intercut between planning conferences until it becomes difficult to tell them apart, is the simple truth that the criminals are more effective; in their conference, the criminals speak of forcing landlords and homeowners to allow access to their property for searching, at which point Lang cuts back to the authorities who speak of a similar plan, only for the wizened among them to warn against such a politically disastrous act. When Beckert is eventually collared by the thieving mob, the leader, Schränker (Gustaf Gründgens in the role that led to his immense popularity in Germany during the Third Reich), downplays the killer’s demands for legal representation by slyly assuring the man, “We are all law experts here.”

Not only does Lang blur the line between cop and criminal, he does so under the pretense of heightened realism (he even struck a deal with police to allow real criminals to work as bit players, and when shooting wrapped they scattered before cops could re-apprehend them). M opens with a gong strike which, according to the commentary track furnished by Criterion, linked the film to the radio newscasts of the day, as if establishing the film as docudrama. At first, M plays like a well-researched police procedural, as Inspector Lohmann uncovers tiny clues and examines them thoroughly as Lang inserts shot of blown-up photographs of fingerprints and psychologically breaking down the handwriting of the killer’s note to the press. At this stage, the film’s direction centers on the mystery of the killer’s identity and follows the legal process as if showing an audience watching a newsreel how police intend to capture the fugitive. That Hans Beckert is based on serial pedophile/killer Peter Kürten, captured only a year before the film’s premiere and executed several months afterward, only adds to the ripped-from-the-headlines immediacy.

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But Lang subverts his own film, itself already an innovation in terms of detail and precision, by showing Beckert’s face, that of a young Peter Lorre, faced still lined with baby fat. That sudden shift establishes Lang’s high-minded piloting of the events in directions the audience cannot expect. By revealing the face of the killer, Lang introduces a Brechtian element to the erstwhile realistic film that gives the audience a knowledge the other characters do not have. However, he subverts this influence, using Brecht’s style often as another mode of deception, as the revelation of Beckert suggests a change to a more personal profile of the killer, which M never becomes; at times, Lang uses this more objective viewing to lure the audience astray even though it tells us the truth. Even taken on its own, the scene carries an importance, as the shot of Beckert is played with a handwriting analyst describing the killer’s need for attention. As Lorre poses in the mirror, his facial contortions of menace and madness matching the descriptions of the analyst diagnosing Beckert’s writing as a form of acting. As the letter was meant for the press, we can gather from Hans’ sardonic attempt to look and act the way people expect him to that he not only exploits the press but is exploited by them, that the papers will turn him into that grimacing madman to sell more copies.

That mixture of social commentary with the personality of the killer has kept both the examination of Beckert as a killer and the society that hunts him fresh. Lorre gives one of the greatest breakout performance in all of cinema — there cannot be five others to match it — as a killer whose motivation is never explained away by a cruel childhood but who nevertheless does not fit into the role of a completely repulsive creature. In contrast to the nefarious blackguard of earlier films, Beckert does not wish to commit his crimes, and Lang often frames the killer in a way that suggests that his actions are out of his hands. He spots one girl in a mirror (portentously framed by a display of knives) and begins to whistle compulsively; he abducts her under the eye of the street rats who watch him, and Beckert must face all of his self-loathing and fear of his uncontrollable urges when the man who marks the killer makes Hans drop his knife, which the girl innocently picks up and hands back to the man who intends to use it to kill her. It’s a sublimely edited and framed sequence that shows how Beckert, while unforgivable for his crimes, deserves more consideration than the mob will show him.

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Naturally, compassion is the last thing on the mind of a mob. In the wake of the Beckmann murder, Berliners turn on one another, from upper-class men accusing each other and vowing to take each other to court for slander to crowds forming with alarming speed around a kind old man who tells a young girl the time, a move perceived as a lure. Made just before the Nazis took complete control of Germany and overthrew the Weimar Republic, M shows how mob rule both signified the current system, with a section of the criminal community living in open luxury from wealth gained through theft and cheating, and prefigured what Nazi policies would become when they took control, with citizens pointing fingers and naming names against those deemed suspicious. The mise-en-scène of any communal location, particularly the scenes of plotting, are swathed in cigarette smoke, choking the frame as if visualizing the noxious impotence of the authorities to right society’s wrongs and their inability to stop the rising tide of fascism and the rampant corruption of a society that more or less posited the cleverer criminals as the aristocracy.

The film culminates in a farcical underground trial run by the thieves, who know full well they will kill Beckert and whose decision to hold their kangaroo court anyway demonstrates how many legitimate trials are just for show. Lang seeps this sequence in irony, with the criminals swatting down Beckert’s initial protests that he cannot help himself by derisively saying how none of them can help himself when he’s called to the stand. Who better to see through the tricks and excuses than the other people who use them? But Hans throws it right back in their faces, saying they simply rob and swindle and could cease their crimes by looking for work. He, on the other hand, is driven to kill; in one of the most memorable monologues in cinema, Lorre contorts in despair and loathing, passionately recounting how something inside of him takes hold and directs him against his will to murder. “Who knows what it’s like inside me?” he cries, and for a moment the mob is struck dumb.

I first saw the film when I had a reactionary view of extreme crime. I scarcely wanted trials for rapists and murderers, much less compassion (even now, as an outed liberal, I will come down swiftly on rape). But M had a profound effect on me, dispensing with sob stories of childhood, an explanation that has by now become cliché in film and in reality, yet still examining how even the most abhorrent crime is not as black-and-white as we would like to believe. There is no forgiveness for murder or rape, but there must be understanding and empathy so that we might find a way to identify the mental imbalance and combat that as a method of crime prevention instead of focusing all of our outrage onto those who have already done their deeds. Lang stresses this in the final shot, after Beckert has been seized from his mock trial to attend an equally pointless one in a true court (he slyly hides how quickly the trial passes through editing, as the arm of an officer lands on Beckert’s hand in the kangaroo court as the man says, “In the name of the law” before cutting to the actual courtroom as a judge continues from that phrase and prepares to declare his ruling). Just before the judges hand down the inevitable death sentence, Lang cuts to three of the mothers who lost their children to the monster, who morosely note that no punishment can bring back their children. Even as the director shows the misery and horror Beckert has caused, he also points out how capital punishment only feeds our own thirst for revenge and does not truly administer justice.

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It is strange how so broadly sociopolitical a film is personal enough to speak about it from a first-person perspective. Goebbels, the Nazis’ propaganda minister, adored the film upon its release, missing the anti-Nazi sentiment expressed within entirely and reading the ending as an endorsement of the death penalty. If that proves anything, it’s that the Nazis perhaps weren’t as calculating and intelligent as we believe, or maybe they were and could not process the emotion of the film. Goebbels himself rejected what he called “degenerate art,” and while he initially made some exceptions for Expressionism he clearly cared more to see clearly defined objects and not the emotions they represented. Here, he saw a film operating in documentary-like fashion to attack the rampant crime of Weimar Germany and the necessity for harsh reprisal to force the seedier elements in line. (It was his reaction to M, in fact, that led Goebbels to seek out Lang to work for the Third Reich, leading to that infamous meeting between the two that has been greatly exaggerated, if it ever took place at all. Goebbels would, however, ban the film after Lang made an unmistakably anti-Nazi feature with The Testament of Dr. Mabuse, which used literal excerpts of Nazi doctrine, and then fled the country.)

For me, however, M offers not only, within the context of film history, the chance to see the language of fully synchronous sound being developed for the medium for the first time but, in terms of its sheer impact as a movie to be watched, an emotionally devastating statement by a director who was about to quit his country in complete disgust and fear. Thus, M is unmistakably didactic, but its messages are interlocked with its emotional and aesthetic directness. Perhaps the greatest illustration of this comes with the final lines, as a grieving mother makes the most obvious social statement when she proclaims, “You must look after the children. All of you.” Clearly a message, the moment nevertheless retains a power when one considers that, at that very moment, the Hitler Youth’s membership was growing and would soon become a social mandate for the children of Germany and Austria. These first-wave additions to the Hitler Youth would hit recruiting age by the time the war erupted, ensuring that they would be sufficiently brainwashed just in time for the Third Reich to call upon their loyalty. Lang certainly could not have known how deeply the Nazis would take root and pervert the nation — much of M‘s incisiveness is applicable in retrospect — but that ending runs deeper than a mere Nazi protest.

When different versions appeared in international releases, for example, this ending was typically cut in favor of a happier shot of children frolicking once more, now safe after (we assume) the state put Beckert to death. This is, of course, entirely antithetical to the proper ending, which calls for constant vigilance, not only to physically protect children but to prevent poisonous social ideas from rotting their minds. It’s a far more contemplative ending that calls for intelligence and skepticism, and the fact that other countries would remove this out of discomfort of its promotion of questioning authority makes Goebbels’ blind reading all the more hilarious. (That the last line, “All of you,” was originally “You too” before the final word got lost in irreparable print damage only further emphasizes the importance of the task Lang assigns to parents.) The true ending makes everyone culpable, both for cleaning up crime and raising a more vigilant and noble generation to replace us, all the while balancing the emotion of the scene on its own terms.

And now, I find myself back at the start, doing everything just short of begging to insist one last time that M will grab and provoke you regardless of your politics. When I say that it is superior to the psychological thrillers, sociopolitical statements and police procedurals released today, I do not do so to denounce all contemporary cinema as inferior to the “classics” nor to promote my “refined taste.” I merely want to impress upon you how incomplete the life of any film lover is without seeing it — and we live in a sad time when many people will speak of their love of cinema and never branch out of their own country’s output nor even delve deeply into that nation’s cinematic history — and how I can still find this much to write about it after a number of viewings. M will make you ask more of the crime films you watch; more importantly, it will genuinely make you question the justice system and whether capital punishment is acceptable just because it makes us feel a bit better about life. Above all, though, it will show you (or remind you, if like me you haven’t watched a Lang film in a while), that Fritz Lang is one of cinema’s true originals. This is confirmed by Claude Chabrol, who made a short homage to M for the French TV program Cine parade. When asked about remaking some shots and making his own Langian spins on others, the New Wave director, famous for his own psychological thrillers, noted the difficulty of reproducing Lang’s precise detail. I’ve spent nearly 3500 words discussing why the film sears into me, but Chabrol nicely cuts through the technique, the blocking, the commentary and everything else with six cautionary words to those who would aspire to this film: “Trying to imitate Lang is madness.”

m_blurayM is out now on Blu-Ray in Region-A by Criterion and Region-B by Eureka! in their ongoing “Masters of Cinema” series. While picture quality may have been somewhat improved by separating the feature and the extras onto separate discs, M likely looks as good as it ever will, with greatly reduced scratches and pops without loss of grain. Screenshot comparisons between Criterion and Eureka’s editions show a darker color grading on the Criterion transfer, but those who have watched both cannot point to one as the superior looking film. As M is a landmark in sound film, the uncompressed mono track is arguably the bigger draw, and while M doesn’t exactly tax the surround-sound the clarity of the track is astonishing. The Criterion Blu-Ray ports over every feature from its 2004 DVD, including:

-A commentary track by Anton Kaes, a University of California at Berkeley professor who wrote the BFI Film Classics volume on the movie, and Eric Rentschler, a German professor at Harvard and author of The Ministry of Illusion: Nazi Cinema and Its Afterlife. The track is engaging and deeply insightful, featuring shot breakdowns, thematic explication and reams of well-researched detail, such as Goebbels’ diary entry on the film and news articles on Peter Kürten, the killer who inspired Beckert’s creation. Both speakers sound as if they could easily be quite dry on their own, but together they boost the other and reduce any dead air. Criterion hires the best for their commentaries, and these two deliver in spades.

A Conversation with Fritz Lang, in which director William Friedkin (The Exorcist, The French Connection) speaks with the eye-patched director only a year before his death. Friedkin asks Lang about the social messages in his films, and Lang offers up plenty of juicy, apocryphal stories such as the supposed encounter with Goebbels and his own projection of what working for the Nazi propagandists might have been like. The interview reveals a great deal of Lang’s mindset with working and his disdain for certain elements of the filmmaking process (including giving interviews), but some of the most entertaining moments come from Lang deflating Friedkin’s readings with his more pragmatic explanations — Lang was never as leftist as films like M and Metropolis would have people believe.

-Claude Chabrol’s M le Maudit, the 11-minute recreation he made for French TV, is included, as is his brief interview discussing Lang’s influence on his work.

-An interview with Harold Nebenzal, son of the film’s producer, Seymour. Nebenzal discusses his father’s work producing notable artistic triumphs from the period, including G.W. Pabst’s The Threepenny Opera (which incidentally was also lensed by M‘s cinematographer, Fritz Arno Wagner, and was also one of the first films to deal with crime in a complex manner). Seymour would also flee Nazi Germany and wound up in Hollywood, where he funnily enough produced the remake of M in the ’50s, though it fell pray to anti-Communist blacklisting. Harold paints an intriguing portrait of his father, from Seymour’s founding of independent financier Nero Films through his Hollywood work, and for all of Lang’s thunderous hatred of producers expressed in the Friedkin interview, Nebenzal comes off as someone who tried his best to support artistic talent wherever he worked.

-Audio tapes of editor Paul Falkenberg giving a guest lecture at the New School. The audio is synced to the clips of the film being discussed in the class, though Falkenberg speaks more of behind-the-scenes production and the film’s history than the specifics of many shots. Still, he’s an engaging and disarming speaker, and his insights into the film’s making are well worth a listen.

A Physical History of M, the best of the original features, charts the film’s path from premiere to its 2004 restoration, discussing its reception and recutting at the hands of those looking to make a bigger profit off of it. In some cases, extra sound was added over the more purposefully silent portions of the film as a gimmick (thus ruining the careful and innovative use of the technology that would make it a more involving addition to cinema); elsewhere, various parts were chopped up and re-sequenced for international distribution. This mini-documentary is not only a well-mapped progression of M‘s lost footage and subsequent restorations but a fascinating look into the travails of early sound cinema (when everything had to be re-shot and re-dubbed instead of just subtitled) and the laudable work done by restorers who literally piece great films back together out of multiple prints and the written instructions of the filmmakers. Finally, Criterion shows how their own digital restoration, upon the most complete print of the film in existence, removed dirt and scratches without affecting the actual image. Criterion has since largely stopped showing restoration demonstrations after some studios took offense (perhaps out of embarrassment at the state they’d allowed some of their finest works to fall into), but this thorough demonstration of the work put into keeping great films alive will make you appreciate the efforts of restorers everywhere. My only complaint with this feature was that it was not updated to show how they processed the film for Blu-Ray, but that’s a minor quibble.

-The jackpot, however, is the long-lost English version of the film, found and cleaned up for the Blu-Ray release. Its interest lies purely in historical context, but it’s engrossing to see just how much trouble people had to go to make a sound film back when people were used to just swapping out the title cards for international distribution in the silent era. Most actors are overdubbed, but Lorre speaks at least a portion of his words, thus making his work on M not only his breakout but his first English-speaking role. What’s most interesting about the English version is the altered ending, which loses the didacticism of the original but also in many ways the point. I would have liked Criterion to provide some subtitles for this, however, as the dubbing loses so much of the aural sophistication that it can be impossible in some places to understand what’s being said. Still, this is just about the niftiest special feature that could ever come attached to the movie and it’s a huge find for film buffs.

-Also included is a stills gallery of production photos, sketches, promotional material and more, as well as a booklet containing an article by the great New Republic critic Stanley Kauffmann, the only living critic who might have seen the film when it first came to America in 1933; an outline for a missing scene; three articles from contemporary German papers and film periodicals assessing the film’s themes at the time of its premiere in the midst of a public hysteria over serial killers, including one article by Lang himself; and an interview with the director conducted in 1963 by film historian Gero Gandert.

The Eureka! Blu-Ray also comes with the English version and the 2004 commentary, as well as a second track recorded in 2003 with Martin Koerber, who aided the 2001 restoration that has since become the basis for home video releases (including both Blu-Rays and the 2004 Criterion DVD) as well as director and film historian Peter Bogdanovich. The track also includes excerpts from Bogdanovich’s 1965 interview with Lang. Also featured is a 20-minute documentary on Lang, and a booklet that reprints the missing scene pages and the article Lang wrote after the movie premiered from the Criterion set, in addition to another article by Robert Fischer. The Criterion set has more extras, but I can’t imagine anyone across the pond being disappointed by what they get.

Jake Cole is a 20-year-old journalism student at Auburn University who hopes to become a critic. He constantly updates his blog, Not Just Movies [with link to site here], where he garrulously spouts about film, television and whatever else strikes his fancy. In his considerable free time, he wonders what it would be like to know how to talk to women

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May 16, 2010

Soapbox: Paying To Be Used

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Paying To Be Used

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Right now, you’re reading the words of a hypocrite.

Though I’ve participated in it more than once, I still hate the used game market. Need a quick list of reasons? Of course you do. Well, I’ve got three big ones:

1. Unfair Trade-in to Mark-Up Ratios:

Companies like Gamestop buy back current best sellers for about 50% of retail, and that’s if you’re lucky. A few weeks after MAG’s January release for PS3, the game’s trade value had already dipped to around twenty dollars. However, the shelf price for the used copy was still clocking in at 55 dollars. It takes very little math to figure out the profit margin on that transaction.

If you don’t have a (paid) Gamestop membership you’re paying 92 percent of the retail cost for most used copies of new release titles. Even with the extra 10% off you don’t fare much better (the cost plummets to 82.5% of retail).

Meanwhile, Gamestop paid about 20 bucks to the guy trading in his copy – and they probably paid him with in-store credit that was then reinvested into Gamestop. By the end of the day, the worst Gamestop does on that used title is 145% pure profit. If you don’t have a membership they’ve taken you for around 175% profit – and that’s if you walk out the door without spending it right away.

You’ll notice that none of that math takes into account state and local taxes – but that brings up my second point:

2. Amazon Does New Better than Gamestop Does Used:

I know it’s a bit of a loophole, but Amazon.com has the benefit of being able to slink around tax laws as a sort of amorphous entity. Outside of certain places, Amazon doesn’t charge you tax on your purchases. Sure, there are shipping costs, but they offer free shipping above twenty five bucks and most new games are clocking in at twice that or better – so I think we can call that a wash.

In terms of the tax implications, I’ll illustrate using my local sales tax as an example of how quickly a used title loses value:

My local tax rate (in Denton, Texas in case you’re curious) is 8.25%. So, for every 55 dollar purchase, I’d wind up paying $59.54 – if we’re being fair let’s assume I have my membership card and my cost goes from 49.50 to around 53.50. Suddenly, I’m picking up a hand-me-down title with at least a little wear and tear and I’m only saving somewhere between .50 cents and 6 dollars.

Sure, that gets me a designer coffee – or some gum – but as a consumer I give up quite a bit of power for very little savings. This would suck all by itself – even if we didn’t know that Gamestop is taking home 150% profit while we, the consumer, hover around a misguided status quo.

When you pile on by considering that a lot of online chains (even Gamestop on occasion) have started offering 10 dollar gift cards with the purchase of a new game – the used game market seems even more indefensible – unless you’re looking for something older of course, but that’s not the focus of this piece.

3. Game Developers Get Hosed:

I saved my third reason for last, but it’s by far the most compelling. I want you to think very hard about your favorite underrated game of all time – and I want you to quietly fume about how they never made a sequel for it.

Now, I want you to consider how many people paid Gamestop 150% profit on that title while seeing none of that revenue sent back to the original artists. In terms of pure profit, that game may have outdone a dozen titles that year – but in terms of the raw sales dollars that get reported to publishers – they’re stuck counting only the first time through.

If you bought a title like Call of Duty: World at War or Dragon Age and then sold it back after a week, even if the game is re-sold before it hits the shelf, that doesn’t contribute to the “official” success of the title.

With games that demand a sustained online presence such as Madden, Halo or Modern Warfare – it actually costs developers and publishers more every time someone picks up a used copy instead of a new one. Sure, you could make an argument that the raw number of users remains stable if there’s a one-to-one transfer of a used game – but that doesn’t take into consideration community dynamics and data management issues – never mind that the only party not receiving a good in the trade-in triangle is the game company itself.

Player X sells back a game to Gamestop – they get 33% of their original investment back, but likely enjoyed all of the end user features. Gamestop then repackages that game for 150% profit, sending none of it back to the developer, and player-y gets to resume the previous use of the end user content. Everyone in this scenario has either saved, or obtained money from one party or another – except the developer. What’s the developer doing? They’re offering 100% of the support they’d been offering before.

If that seems fair to you, I hope you burst into flames.

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Really? Flames?

Ok, yes, despite that very strong condemnation and despite my previous three points – I still get sucked into buying used games several times a year – so, maybe I don’t want you to combust just yet.

I get it. Retail stores offer incentives – “buy two get one free,” “ten percent off the already discounted price,” and let’s not forget the magazines.

I buy used games for the same reason I once weighed 230lbs – the temptation to consume outpaces my desire to be responsible. I’m too impatient to wait for a few days to have a game shipped at a lower cost. Instant gratification makes me into a cruddy person. I admit it. But, I also hate it, and I have no problem with some of the steps companies like EA have been taking over the last couple of years to undermine my baser instincts.

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I know we’re an entitled bunch. We being humans, gamers, and in my case you can add American to the list. We want things done our way, we really think that the customer is always right, and we’re happy to shout it over the phone or refuse to tip if someone refuses to honor it.

The problem is, we often spout that crap at people we aren’t paying. If you can’t get game support, DLC, or your warranty honored for your used game – it’s not because the game company is ripping you off. It’s because you didn’t actually make a transaction with them.

I’ve heard a lot of complaints from fans about downloadable content in general these days – about the audacity of a company who’ll ship a game and then ship the DLC later – as if fans are being ripped off by developers looking to milk them for all they’re worth.

My favorite example of this has been Bioware’s Effect 2 and Dragon Age: Origins titles. Both games come with free DLC right out of the box – but that DLC also comes with a catch.

It’s the catch that has plenty of people upset with Bioware, which is a quick stepping-stone to proving my point. You see, if you buy either of these titles new, you get the extra DLC at zero cost. If you buy the games used, you wind up paying an extra fifteen dollars for the same DLC.

A lot of fans have lobbied under the radar of logic by claiming that the DLC should have been on the disc to begin with and that Bioware is just trying to leech money from fans. True fans don’t make that argument because they bought their copies new. The only way you wouldn’t get the extra content is if you didn’t buy a new copy – and as I showed before, if you bought a used copy, you didn’t actually pay Bioware anything for the game you’re playing – let alone the extra content you claim you have a right to.

In case it isn’t clear – I’m all for this type of positive reinforcement of new sales. “Buy our titles new and you get free content,” is the rallying cry – however it can easily become negative reinforcement to those who want to get something they haven’t paid for.

Still, it’s hard to back any gamer who says, “I have a right to all the content and you had better give it to me or I’m never buying another Bioware game again!” Guess what buddy, you didn’t buy this Bioware game – so why should they focus test your opinions when moving forward with their business?

The other bonus of this particular strategy (which has also been used successfully in titles such as Rock Band) is that it makes buying a used game cost MORE than a new game during the crucial early stages of retail. Sure, there are built in degradations that help spur used sales later – such as that inevitable time when it will become cheaper to buy the DLC separately. But in the first few months of retail, EA has basically found a way to turn 55 dollar used games into 70 dollar used games. Not a great investment when the same game would cost you less than 60 bucks new at retail (extras included).

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I don’t know how else to say it. Stores like Gamestop give gamers less for most games than Bioware (and others) charge for premium DLC. They then sell those games for three to four times what they pay for them. They make all of this money, while basically playing the pimps of game retail world. Hard working game developers and creators take all of the actual risk, put in all the meaningful man hours to create these experiences for us – and they wind up relegated to turning tricks for a group of nobodies – and get little to nothing in return.

Then we, the sycophantic bastards that we are, we look them in the eyes and say, “pretend that you’re having a good time – I’m paying for this.” We’re lucky that developers still keep making games in this dangerous and competitive business. We’re lucky that publishers keep funding games knowing that they’re forced into bed with this type of retailer: one that passes on risk, but ends up leeching dollars like a succubus. Gamers are probably lucky that we don’t get sprayed with Mace every time we swipe our Edge cards.

As with most used dealers of anything (from flee market gypsies to auto dealers), the only people not getting screwed are the people pawning off the goods. Yeah, gamers are getting unfairly punished at times for the sour business practices of companies like Gamestop – but it’s because we had plenty of time to do the right thing and didn’t. Instead we decided to watch the market blister and peel thanks to unfair pricing coupled with zero loyalty to the originators of the craft.

In all, Gamestop and companies like them aren’t even in the used game market as much as they’re in the used gamer market. They’re taking advantage everyone in the chain by exploiting their middle-man position to the fullest. Worst yet? They’ve got thousands of gamers voices backing them up, instead doing what they should be doing and lobbying for the developers – the artists of our medium. Why? Over five bucks? Over a designer cup of coffee? Well, bank on this: the final cost will be far greater.

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